Buffy the Vampire Favorite Quotes

Season 7, episode 7: "Conversations With Dead People"

Jonathon: Last time we were here 33.3 percent of us were flayed alive.

Andrew: It eats you starting with your bottom.

Dawn: Anchovies, Anchovies, yummy and delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes!

Cassie/The First: She says she still sings.
Willow: What?
Cassie/The First: Remember that time on the bridge when you sang to each other? Well, she says even though you can't hear it, she still sings to you.
Willow: Tara?

Holden: No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful all-consuming evil that's gonna suck the world into a fiery oblivion. How 'bout you?
Buffy: Not so much connected.
Holden: No, no. I mean, with the stake and the cross. Do you do this kind of thing a lot?
Buffy: I'm the slayer. It's sort of a thing.

Holden: A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.
Buffy: What? I dated that ringworm.
Holden: He says that about every girl he breaks up with. And then last year, big surprise, he comes out.

Buffy: Yeah, what I really need is emotional therapy from the evil dead.

Andrew: We find it. We alert the slayer. We help her destroy it. We save Sunnydale. Then we join her gang and possibly hang out at her house.

Andrew: That boy is our last hope...
Warren: ... No, there is another.
Andrew: Really? who's our last hope?
Warren: No, there isn't one. I was just going with it. It was a thing. He is our last hope.

Buffy: I commit. I'm committed. I'm a committee.

Holden: Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.

Holden: Oh, my God!
Buffy: Oh, your God what?
Holden: Oh, well, you know, not my God, because I defy him and all of his works, but... Does he exist? Is there word on that, by the way?
Buffy: Nothing solid.

Jonathon: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day. I miss the people who never knew I existed. I miss 'em all. I want to talk to them, you know. I want to find out how they're doing. I want to know what's going on in their lives. 
Andrew: You know what? They don't want to talk to you. All those people you just mentioned. Not one of them is sitting around going, "I wonder what Jonathan's up to right now." Not one of them cares about you. 
Jonathon: Well, I still care about them. That's why I'm here.

Buffy: I feel like I'm worse than anyone. Honestly, I'm beneath them. My friends, my boyfriends. I feel like I'm not worthy of their love. 'Cause even though they love me, it doesn't mean anything 'cause their opinions don't matter. They don't know. They haven't been through what I've been through. They're not the slayer. I am. Sometimes I feel...this is awful...I feel like I'm better than them. Superior.
Holden: Until you can't win. And I thought I was diabolical...or, at least I plan to be. You do have a superiority complex. And you've got an inferiority complex about it. Kudos.

Buffy: That's insane troll logic.

Cassie/The First: Suicide thing was too far, huh? Hmm. You seemed so ripe.
Willow: Tell me who you are.
Cassie/The First: I stand by my opinion. The world would be a better place if you took a razorblade to your wrist...
Willow: Stop.
Cassie/The First: I can see it now. Candlelight, the Indigo Girls playing, picture of your dead girlfriend on your bloody lap.
Willow: Stop it!
Cassie/The First: Oh, baby, you left such a big hole. It hurt so bad. You don't know hurt. This last year's gonna seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through, and I am not a fan of easy death. Fact is, the whole good-versus-evil, balancing the scales thing... I'm over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But believe me, I'm going for a big finish.
Willow: From beneath you, it devours.
Cassie/The First: Oh, not it. Me.

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