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101 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Cartman is visited repeatedly by aliens, who also
102 Weight Gain 4000 Kathie Lee visits to give Cartman an award, so he beefs up
103 The Volcano Episode While the gang are out hunting with Ned and Jimbo, a
volcano starts to erupt.
104 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride When Stan finds out his dog is gay, he tries
to change him; meanwhile, Chef wants Stans attention focused on the big football
105 An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig For a school project, the boys try to
make a pig and an elephant mate; meanwhile, a giant clone of Stan wrecks the town.
106 Death Stans grandfather begs him to kill him, so Death visits;
meanwhile, the towns parents visit Washington DC to protest Terrence and Philip.
107 Pink Eye (Halloween Special) The townspeople turn into zombies while the
boys try to have fun trick-or-treating.
108 Damien (Cartman's Birthday) The new boy in school tries to fit in while his
father the devil gets ready to fight Jesus in the ring.
109 Starving Marvin (Thanksgiving Special) The boys order a watch but instead
get an Ethiopian boy; meanwhile, raging turkeys terrorize the town.
110 Mr. Hankey (Christmas Special) Kyle, a Jew, feels left out at Christmas.
111 Tom's Rhinoplasty (Valentine's Day) Wendy is upset when Mr. Garrison leaves
his job after getting plastic surgery and is replaced by an attractive substitute teacher.
112 Mecha Streisand When the boys find a special triangle, Barbra Streisand
schemes to get her hands on it so she can be the most powerful creature in the world.
113 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut - Part 1 Cartman tries to find out who his
real father is.
201 Terrence and Phillip Special (Comedy Central's April Fools Joke) Terrence
and Philip try to save Celine Dions child from Saddam Hussein, who tries to take
202 Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut - Part 2 Mr. Mackey is fired for losing
drugs at school, so he really gets into drugs; meanwhile, Cartman finds out more about his
mom than he wanted to.
203 Chicken Lover Officer Barbrady has to admit he cant read while
someone goes around town screwing chickens.
204 Ike's Wee Wee The boys freak when they find out that Kyles
family is going to circumcise Ike, and Kyle is annoyed when he finds out that Ike is
205 Conjoined Fetus The boys play dodge ball and go to the championships with
Chef, while the townspeople try to make the school nurse feel better about her deformity.
206 The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka The boys help Ned and Jimbo with their
TV show, causing Jesus to be more competitive.
207 Flashbacks AKA City on the Edge of Forever The school bus crashes.
208 Summer Sucks The townspeople search for ways to make this years 4th of
July celebration exciting, since fireworks have been outlawed. Meanwhile, Mr. Hand
is stolen and Cartman takes swimming lessons.
209 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
210 Chickenpox When Kenny gets chickenpox, the parents of the other kids send
Stan, Kyle, and Eric over to his house so they can get it "while they're young".
211 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods AKA Planetarium The children are
brainwashed when they take a field trip to the local planetarium; meanwhile, Cartman tries
out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial.
212 Clubhouses The boys compete to build clubhouses so they can play truth
or dare with the girls.
213 Cowdays The town celebrates their annual cowdays, but they don't
anticipate that the giant wooden cow is going to affect the local cows in a strange way.
214 Chef Aid Chef is sued when he protests that Alanis Morrisette stole
his song, so the boys go to celebrities that Chef knew to raise money for his legal fees.
Spooky Fish Stan's Aunt Flo brings him a pet fish that kills people;
when the kids investigate, they find a doorway to a parallel universe.
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Cartman's friends join him in Nebraska
for his family holiday. Stan goes without permission and Cartman's uncle busts out
of jail with Charles Manson.
217 Gnomes The gang has to work with a jittery Tweek to write a paper for
school and end up getting caught in the middle of a town fight against big corporations. All Tweek cares about is the Underpants Gnomes that keep stealing his underpants.
218 Prehistoric Ice Man Stan and the gang accidentally discover a man frozen
from 1996. Mephisto wants to dissect him. Cartman just wants to be like his
301 Rainforest Schmainforest The boys are forced to take a trip to the
rainforest with a dorky children's choir, but they get lost. Kenny finds love with a girl
from the group.
302 Spontaneous Combustion Stan's father is asked by the mayor to find out why
South Park residents are suddenly bursting into flames; meanwhile, the boys mix up
"erection" with "resurrection" and think they have to crucify Cartman
in order to save Kyle's parents' marriage.
303 Chef's Mama AKA The Succubus Chef gets engaged to a woman that completely changes him, making
the boys think that she might be evil.
304) Tweek Vs. Craig In shop class, the boys try to convince Tweek and
Craig to fight each other; meanwhile, their new shop teacher can't forget his dead
305) Jakovasaurs The boys go camping and discover a strange
species (that sounds and acts like Jar Jar Binks in "Phantom Menace"); the town
helps to save the almost-extinct species but then wants to get rid of them because they're
so annoying--all except Cartman.
The South Park Movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (7/1/99) The gang goes to
the Terrence and Philip movie, "Asses of Fire", which is full of
profanity. The parents and other adults gang together to protest, which results in a
World War against Canada, the possible execution of Terrence and Philip, and the coming to
earth of gay lovers Satan and Saddam Hussein.
306) Sexual Harrasment Panda The school brings in a sexual
harrassment panda to teach the children about the subject, but it results in everyone
suing each other.
307) Cat Orgy Cartman fights Stan's sister.
308) Melvins AKA Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub The adults have a millenium party but Stan is
stuck with the geeky kids; meanwhile, the ATF thinks the party is a bunch of
cultists about to commit suicide.
309) Jewbilee Kyle takes Kenny with him and Ike to Jew
Scouts camp, where they meet Moses and a bear.
310) Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery While the gang try to figure out
how to scare the 5th graders, the group Korn visits for a Halloween
311) Chinpoko Mon The gang get brainwashed by Japanese toy manufacturers who
want to use their toys to take over the US.
312) Hooked on Monkey Phonics Two home school kids start to
interact with the local kids and learn South Park social skills. Cartman
decides he wants to be home-schooled, too.
313) Starvin' Marvin in Space Starvin' Marvin rescues his people with the
aid of aliens from another galaxy.
War AKA the Red Badge of Gayness Cartman the drunken townspeople to take their civil war
re-enactment out to the real battlefields so the south can win--and he can make
Stan and Kyle his slaves.
315) Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Mr. Hankey hosts a musical
Christmas special that spoofs many classic Xmas shows, including Frosty the
Snowman, Perry Como specials and the 1978 Star Wars Christmas Special.
"Christmas in Hell" may be my favorite!
316) Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus Cartman and the gang think
they got their period. Jesus tries to get his father to make a big new
317) Worldwide Recorder Concert Mr. Garrison visits his family
when the class takes a field trip to Arkansas.
401) Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 Cartman goes to jail for throwing
a rock at Token; will the gang be able to win the big sledding contest against
the girls without him?
402) The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 The gang learn that there's no tooth
fairy but get the idea to steal other kid's tooth fairy money.
403) Quintuplets 2000 Haven't watched this one yet
TIMMY! 2000 The new retarded boy, Timmy, is diagnosed with ADD;
soon the rest of the boys are, too. Timmy joins a band that pisses off
405) Pip Haven't watched this one,
either, but it's basically Great Expectations
Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman thinks he's too mature for his
friends so he goes online to find new ones. Kenny tries to stop his
parents from having another child.
407) Cherokee Hair Tampons Kyle gets a fatal kidney disease so Stan
tries to save him. The parents fall for a fake holistic peddler.
Goes Nanners Chef declares the town's flag racist. The
schoolchildren must decide whether it is or not. Cartman and Wendy share
an unexpected attraction.
409) Something You Can Do With Your Finger Cartman decides to start a
410) Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? Satan is dismayed to find that
Saddam is back and trying to get back into his life. The boys worry that
they will go to Hell.
411) Probably Cartman becomes a preacher to the
South Park children while Satan tries to decide between his new lover and
412) Fourth Grade The gang go to the next grade, which
they don't like. Meanwhile, their new teacher tries to track down Mr.
413) Trapper Keepers A robot from the future
wants Cartman's new trapper keeper
414) Helen Keller! The Musical The kids
have to put on a show and want it to be spectacular. Timmy befriends a
415) Fat Camp Cartman is sent to a fat camp while
the other boys get Kenny to eat disgusting things for big money.
416) Wacky Molestation Adventure The kids get their
parents sent to jail and take over the town.
417) A Very Crappy Christmas The
kids try to cheer up Mr. Hankey and then have their own animated special.
501) Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman
has a rivalry with another kid.
It Hits the Fan A mysterious plague comes to the earth because
of the word shit being used too much on television.
Cripple Fight Big Gay Al gets thrown out of scouts and Timmy fights
with another crippled kid that everyone seems to like better.
504) Super Best Friends The boys get
into a cult run by magician David Blaine. The only ones to stop them from
the mass suicide are Super Best Friends: Jesus, Buddha, Moses, et al.
505) Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow The boys promise to get Terrance and Phillip to appear at Earth Day
festivities, but the duo have broken up.
506) Cartmanland Cartman inherits one million dollars, and Kyle starts to question
whether he should go on living in a world where Cartman is happy.
Proper Condom Use The adults
decide that the 4th graders should learn sex education because they are
masturbating dogs for fun, but Mr. Mackey and Ms. Chokesondick are not
experienced enough to teach them about it.
508) Towelie The boys get a new video
game system and get hooked. They meet Towelie, a mascot, and get caught up
in a power struggle with secret government agencies.
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants The boys send money to Afghanistan and get a box in return, leading
the government to investigate. The boys stowaway on a government plane to return
the goat and end up fighting with Osama.
510) How To Eat With Your Butt Cartman puts Kenny's
face on a milk carton with his own butt as Kenny's face, but then some
butt-faced people appear in town to see if Kenny is their long-lost child, so
Cartman laughs so hard that he loses his ability to laugh. Butters keeps
getting in trouble for making faces.
The Entity Mr. Garrison decides to build his own transportation device because of
horrible airline service and inconvenience. It works great, even if it
does require homosexual-like sexual behavior to run it, and it makes him very
successful. Kyle's annoying nerdy cousin comes to visit and drives Kyle
crazy, so Kyle tries to get rid of him.
Here Comes The Neighborhood Token, the rich (black) kid in town, is not happy with being different from
the other kids, so he invites other rich people to move there and it becomes
like the next Aspen (all of the rich people are black celebrities). The
townspeople go up in arms to stop their town from changing and being taken over
by the "richers".
513) Kenny Dies Cartman finds a crashed truck with
aborted fetuses and figures out a way to sell stem cells to get rich. Stan
and Kyle have to deal with the fact that Kenny is going to die from a terminal
Butters' Very Own Episode Butters looks forward to his annual anniversary dinner with his parents but
ends up accidentally outing his father. He gets lost when his mother tries
to drown him in a fit of depression, and he has to find his way back home
through some horrible places in the city. Meanwhile, his parents become
local celebrities like the Ramseys as people think Butters is just missing and
his mother tries to hide what happened by blaming it on "Some Puerto Rican guy".
601) Freak Strike The kids figure out that talk shows
like to have people with deformities as guests, so they make Butters look like
he's got testicles on his chin in order to win prize money from the shows.
They find there's a whole group of freaks that make the talk show circuit, and
they take Butters in as one of their own and decide to go on strike. When
Butters wins the prize, a trip to a Putt-Putt golf course that the other boys
can't benefit from, Cartman goes on a talk show with his mother as an "out of
control" child so that he can win, too.
Jared has Aides Because of seeing Jared in Subway ads, the boys decide to have Butters lose
weight so they can be rich and famous like Jared, so they get sponsored by the
local Chinese restaurant. Butters gains weight instead, so his parents
ground him. Jared comes to town and shareshis weight loss secret that he
has "aides" (meaning personal trainers), shocking everyone who thinks he has
AIDS and is advocating it to all.
603) Asspen The boys' parents go on a trip to Aspen
where they have to listen to a timeshare sales pitch which ends up taking over
their whole vacation. The boys learn to ski and are surrounded by teens from a
bad 80's-style movie where Stan is forced to race against the local tough guy.
604) The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The
kids force themselves to watch a bad kids' show (where Russell Crowe travels
around the world beating people up) in order to see the new trailer for Terrance
and Phillip's movie, but they keep getting interrupted and having to move around
town to different TV's. Chef can't figure out how to use his new TV and it
ends up turning into a robot and walking around town smashing things.
605) Fun With Veal The boys visit a ranch and learn
that cute baby cows are going to be slaughtered, so they abduct them and hide
them in Stan's room, which results in a hostage situation.
606) Professor Chaos The boys decide to fire Butters
as their new best friend and hold auditions for another one. Butters
decides to become an evil super-villain named Professor Chaos and destroy the
The Simpsons Already Did It Cartman buys sea-men (like sea-monkeys), thinking they will be something
cool, and is disappointed in what he gets, so the kids pour them into the
teacher's coffee. She dies, and the news says that semen was found in her
stomach, so they think they will be held responsible. They go to the lab
where she is being autopsied and steal the semen, then hide it back in Cartman's
fish tank, where it grows into a real civilization. Meanwhile, Professor
Chaos still tries to destroy the world but finds that all of his ideas have
already been done by The Simpsons.
Red Hot Catholic Love Church attendance is down because of the Catholic priest scandals, so Priest
Maxi travels to the Vatican for guidance. He finds that all of the priests
are pedophiles and ruled by a giant spider. The children are interviewed
by counselors to find out if they have been molested, but instead they wonder
why someone may want to stick something up their butt. Cartman thinks that
maybe people can shove food in their butts and crap out their mouths, so he
tries it. Meanwhile, all of the townspeople become atheists and soon they
are also following Cartman's example.
609) Free Hat The boys get upset to find out that
their favorite movies are being re-released with changes in them, so they try to
get a movement going, where they give out free hats to get people to join, but
people are more interested in freeing a serial baby-killer named Hat. The
boys end up facing the Wrath of Lucas and Spielberg as they try to steal the
only original copy of "Raiders of the Lost Ark".
610) Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society BeBe
wants plastic surgery to get her breasts reduced because the boys revert to
cavemen whenever Bebe is around and fight, and the girls suddenly have turned on
her. The boys almost destroy the town and themselves.
611) Child Abduction Is Not Funny News reports scare
the parents of the town that their children are not safe from abductors, so they
hire the guy who runs City Wok to build a big wall like the one China has.
He tries but has to constantly fend off Mongol hordes. The parents send
their children away to protect them from each other, so the children are adopted
by the Mongolians.
Ladder to Heaven The boys try to return a winning ticket to get tons of
candy, only to find that Kenny was the one holding the ticket. They break
into his house to find it. Cartman makes cocoa from some powder (Kenny's
ashes) and ends up being possessed by the spirit of Kenny. The boys try to
build a ladder to heaven so they can ask Kenny where the ticket is. The
adults find out about the ladder, it becomes a national focal point for
sympathy, and the government uses it as an excuse to start a war with Saddam.
Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers Stan's parents
realize they accidentally put a raunchy porn video into the Lord of the Rings
box, which they lent to Butters' parents. Butters sees some of the video
and acts strangely. The other boys get the video and try to take it back
to the store before the older kids can get it, playing like they are on a Lord
of the Rings-like quest. A very funny takeoff on Lord of the Rings and
funny even to those who haven't seen it!
Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison is sent back to the 4th grade
and learns that if he gets fired for being gay, he can sue for a lot of money.
So he tries everything he can think of to get in trouble, including inviting
"Mr. Slave" to class and inserting a gerbil up his butt. When the children
try to complain to the parents, they are sent to a tolerance camp that's run
like a Nazi concentration camp. Meanwhile, the gerbil tries to get out of
Mr. Slave and his is a strange subplot.
615) The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is dying because
of Kenny's soul, so Chef and the boys take him to see John Edwards. They
are disappointed in him except for Kyle, who freaks out at the idea that his
grandma is watching him, so he runs off to join Jewleeard. Chef and Mrs.
Cartman take Cartman to Scotland so Chef's folks can use voodoo to get Kenny
out, while Stan tries to convince Kyle and other people that Edwards is a fake
(just a big douche).
616) My Future Self n' Me Stan's parents hire an actor, from a
corporation that specializes in getting kids off drugs, to pretend to be Stan's
wasted future self. Instead, Stan turns the tables on his parents, with the help
of Cartman, who has started a new business to help people wreak revenge.
Butters also gets a future self and uses Cartman's services for his parents.
617) Red Sleigh Down Cartman tries to be really good before
Christmas so he won't get on the "naughty" list. He gets the idea to bring
Christmas to the children of Iraq, so he enlists Mr. Hankey's aid, and Mr.
Hankey gets the boys in touch with Santa. Santa is shot down over Iraq, so
Jesus and the boys must try to save him, and Christmas.
701 I'm A Little Bit Country
702 Krazy Kripples Timmy and Jimmy start a gang called "The Crips"
(people who are crippled from birth) in reaction to all of the attention that
Christopher Reeve is getting. They get involved with the real Crips and
help kill some Bloods. They find that this is not the kind of gang they
wantd to be involved with.
703 Toilet Paper The boys get into much more trouble than you might
imagine after they TP a teacher's house. Kyle has tremendous guilt from
what they did, and the adults act as if they killed someone or something.
Cartman threatens to kill Kyle if he confesses.
704) Cancelled The boys (including Kenny) have deja vu
when an alien satellite dish comes out of Cartman's ass. They are abducted
by aliens and find out that Earth is a huge reality show. Then they find
out it's been canceled so they must convince the network aliens not to cancel
705 Fat Butt and Pancake Head Cartman makes his hand look like a
Jennifer Lopez wanna-be. Much to Kyle's disgust, Cartman's hand gets
a lot of attention, praise, and money. Eventually, Cartman, too is disgusted
when the hand seems to have its own mind and gets attention from Ben Affleck.
706 Lil' Crime Stoppers The boys play junior detective and solve some
cases, so the police make them junior detectives and assign them real cases,
which result in many deaths. Meanwhile, Butters learns to masturbate.
707 Red Man's Greed The casino Indians buy up the town to make way for
a new highway. The kids try to put a stop to it while the adults give in.
South Park is Gay! The people of South Park catch the metrosexual trend, trying to look as gay
as they can. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison tries to stop the Queer Eye guys, who
are really Crab People.
Christian Rock Hard Cartman becomes a Christian rock star. Kyle and
the others try to get their own band together, but instead get arrested for
downloading music from the internet.
710 Grey Dawn Old people take revenge when their driver's licenses and
other rights are taken away, after one too many driving accidents.
Casa Bonita Cartman arranges for Butters to go missing in order to
take his place when Kyle invites him to go to a Mexican-style Disneyland.
Cartman convinces Butters that a meteor has wiped out almost all of humanity.
All About the Mormons? After Stan is forced to fight a Mormon boy, he
becomes fascinated by his nice family but ultimately realizes that they are
713 Butt Out The boys take up smoking after viewing a totally lame
anti-smoking presentation at their school.
714 Raisins Wendy breaks up with Stan, so he tries to win her back;
Butters falls for a waitress at a Hooters-like restaurant.
715 It's Christmas in Canada
801 Good Times With Weapons
AWESOM-O Things get out of hand when Cartman dresses up like a robot
to get Butters' secrets to use against him--the government and Hollywood both
want the robot for their own uses.
803 Up the Down Steroid Competition is fierce in a special olympics-type
game, where Jimmy takes steroids to get an edge and Cartman has to convince the
committee that he's handicapped.
804 The Passion of the Jew
805 You Got F*cked in the Ass Stan has to put a team of dancers
together to compete against an orange county school. Butters won't help
because of a tragic incident in his past.
806 Goobacks People from the future arrive and take jobs that nobody
wants, which leads to a big fight over how crowded the town has become and how
they are taking everyone's jobs.
807 The Jeffersons Michael Jackson and his family move into town,
attracting all the children with his toys and animals. The kids feel sorry
for his children, while Cartman wants to be his best friend, and the local
police want to frame him because he is rich and black.
808 Douche and Turd The school has to vote for a new mascot after PETA
protests their use of a cow. Much to Kyle's dismay, his argument with Cartman
ends up making it an election between a giant Douche and a giant Turd.
809 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes The evil Wall-Mart comes to
town and lures everyone (including Cartman) with its spell and low prices; Stan
and Kyle work to break the spell and save the town, which is losing all of its
811 Quest for Ratings
812 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset Wendy tries to be like the
other girls, who emulate Paris Hilton and dress like sluts.
813 Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman gets a head injury, which leads
people to think he is psychic, so he helps the police solve crimes; this gets
him in trouble with other psychics when he won't join them.
814 Woodland Critter Christmas Stan helps forest creatures to build a
manger for their lord, but he discovers they work for Satan.
901 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mr. Garrison gets a sex-change
operation, so other town folk get plastic surgery, too; including Kyle, who
wants to play basketball.
902 Die Hippie, Die Cartman tries to get rid of the hippie problem in
town, but no one takes him seriously until drastic measures are needed.
903 Wing The boys become agents to make money; when their client Token
is wooed away by another agent, they get another singer in order to beat that
904 Best Friends Forever Kenny dies and goes to heaven, where he has
to beat the evil on his new PSP.
905 The Losing Edge The boys goes to desperate measures to lose their
baseball games so they can have their free time back. Meanwhile, Stan's
dad picks fight with the other dads in the stands.
906 The Death of Eric Cartman When the others start ignoring him,
Cartman thinks he is dead and that Butters is the only one who can see him.
Butters thinks Cartman is haunting him and fears he will be put away for being
907 Erection Day Jimmy wants to compete in the school's talent
contest, but first he has to get rid of his recent problem of sudden erections..
908 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow When the nearby town of
Beaverton is flooded from a beaver dam breaking, a national emergency is called;
the adults fear the global warming crisis, while the kids try to get the
disaster victims some help.
909 Marjorine Butters pretends to be a girl in order to spy on the
girls for the other boys and learn the secret of their future-predicting device.
910 Follow That Egg The kids have to carry around eggs so they can
learn how to be parents; meanwhile, Mr. Garrison wants to stop the local gay
marriage bill from being signed so that Mr. Slave can't marry his new boyfriend.
911 Ginger Kids Cartman builds local fear of red-headed kids but then
ends up joining them and starting a pro-red-headed movement.
912 Trapped in the Closet Stan joins the Scientologists, who think he
is the second coming of their founder, L. Ron Hubbard; this causes Tom Cruise to
go into Stan's closet and not come out, no matter how much they beg him to.
Free Willzyx The kids are conned into thinking that a whale needs
their help to go back to the moon, so they get a rocket-ship in order to send
914 Bloody Mary Stan's dad decides he is an alcoholic, so he goes to
the local statue of the Virgin Mary, which is bleeding out of its ass, to get
The Return of Chef Chef returns after going
missing, but he has been brain-washed by a child molesting cult, so the boys
work to save him.
1002 Smug Alert Haven't seen it yet
1003 Cartoon Wars Part 1 Cartman and Kyle have an epic battle and cross-country chase in order to save or destroy "Family Guy".
1004 Cartoon Wars Part 2 Cartman goes to Hollywood to put a stop to "Family Guy". He finds out that the show's writers are manatees.
1005 A Million Little Fibers Towelie kicks his drug habit and writes a book about it, but he can only do so if he pretends to
be a man. When Oprah discovers he is really a towelie, the public turns on him.
1006 Manbearpig The boys help Al Gore search for the Manbearpig, but he ends up trapping them in a cave, where
Cartman thinks he's found treasure.
1007 Tsst Cartman's mom can't control him any more, so she gets TV's Dog Whisperer to help her train him.
1008 Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys save the
world by playing Warcraft and defeating a renegade player.
1009 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce The school
searches for clues about who left a piece of crap in the urinal; meanwhile, Kyle
gets blamed for 9/11, thanks to Cartman.
1010 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Kyle finds out
that his brother is having an affair with his teacher.
1011 Hell on Earth 2006 Satan wants to throw a
big party for Halloween.
1012 Go God Go (1) Cartman can't wait for the
new Wii to come out, so he has Butters freeze him for a few weeks. However, he
ends up in the future instead.
1013 Go God Go XII (2) Cartman gets embroiled
in futuristic politics where they are having war between atheist factions; he
only wants to get his Wii to work.
1014 Stanley's Cup In order to get his bike
back, Stan must coach a Pee Wee hocky team.
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson Randy gets in trouble for saying the N word, while Cartman gets in trouble for laughing at a midget but doesn't care.
Cartman Sucks Butters' father sends him to a gay conversion camp,
while Cartman tries to get back a photo that might make him look gay.
1103 Lice Capades
The boys try to figure out which classmate to blame for them having lice, while
we see the trials of a whole lice civilization in Clyde's hair.
1104 The Snuke
Cartman gets paranoid about a new muslim classmate being a terrorist, which
leads to a 24 spoof.
1105 Fantastic Easter Special
When questioning what bunnies have to do with Easter, Stan inadvertently
stumbles onto a mass secret conspiracy, similar to the one in The Da Vinci code.
After the boys hire Mexicans to write their essays, Ms. Garrison becomes a
lesbian and helps defend a lesbian bar from Persian takeover.
1107 Night of the Living Homeless
Homeless people who act like zombies take over the town.
Le Petit Tourette Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome,
but Kyle is the one who gets in trouble when he tries to tell everyone that
Cartman is lying.
1109 More Crap
Randy competes with Bono over who passes the world's largest bowel movement.
Imaginationland The gang chases a leprechuan, who warns of a
terrorist attack. Cartman insists that Kyle suck his balls to pay off
a bet they made. The boys go to Imaginationland, which is attacked by
terrorists. They hold Butters hostage and release evil imaginary characters
on the world.
1111 Imaginationland: Episode II
The boys try to help the government save Imaginationland with a Stargate-like
device as Butters is declare the one true hero who will save them all.
1112 Imaginationland: Episode III
Good and evil prepares to do battle in Imaginationland as Butters learns how
to use his powers to save the world.
1113 Guitar Queer-o
Kyle and Stan compete over Guitar Hero.
1114 The List
Kyle gets depressed when the girls name him as the ugliest boy in school, which
leads him to try to burn down the school.
1201 Tonsil Trouble
Cartman gets AIDS and gives it to Kyle. They have to visit Magic Johnson
to get the cure.
1202 Britney's New Look
When Britney Spears visits South Park, the boys try to get pictures of her to
make money; she shoots herself in the head, so they have to help her get away
from the papparazzi.
1203 Major Boobage
The boys learn about drugs, so Kenny gets addicated to sniffing cat urine
("cheesing") because it takes him to a fantasy world with a large-breasted
woman. This leads to the banning of cats, and Randy getting back into "cheesing"
1204 Canada On Strike
Canadians go on strike and demand money from the internet. The boys get
upset that Terrance and Phillip are not making new episodes, so they try to
make money on the net themselves.
1205 Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison tries to get his penis back while Cartman teaches a Mexican class
how to cheat.
1206 Over Logging
The people in South park run out of internet, so Stan's family heads to
California to find more internet. Eventually, Kyle fixes the internet.
1207 Super Fun Time
The boys are taken hostage while on a field trip to Pioneer Village; Cartman and
Butters help save everyone while holding hands.
1208 The China Probrem
The boys want to have Lucas and Spielberg arrested for raping Indiana Jones,
while Cartman worries that the Chinese are invading.
1209 Breast Cancer Show Ever
Cartman is worried when Wendy plans to beat him up for making fun of her during
her presentation about breast cancer.
The boys start a Preuvian flute band but wind up in trouble with the government
and have to go to Peru to stop any more bands from coming to the U.S.
Their efforts don't stop the giant guinea pigs from invading.
1211 Pandemic 2 - The Startling
Stans family tries to avoid the giant guina piigs. The boys escape Peru
and learn that the head of Homeland Security is an alien giant guinea pig who is
behind the invasion. Only Craig can save the day.
1212 About Last Night...
Chaos ensues when Obama wins the election, which is the perfect cover for
he, Michelle and McCain to pull of a big jewel heist.
1213 Elementary School Musical
The boys get annoyed at how popular "High School Musical" is to everyone in
school. Stan is jealous that singer Bridon might steal Wendy, so he helps
him become a basketball player.
1214 The Ungroundable
Butters thinks that some kids are real vampires, and then he becomes one, too.
The goth kids get annoyed that the vampire kids are stealing their coolness.
1301 The Ring
Kennytakes his new girlfriend, Tammy, to a Jonas Brothers' concert, hoping to
get sex, but instead she gets a purity ring. The Jonas Brothers hand them out
because their evil boss, Mickey Mouse, wants them to do it as a cover for his
selling sex to little girls.
1302 The Coon
Cartman gets annoyed when he poses as superhero The Coon, but nobody cares.
He tries to find out who the other superhero is, the popular Mysterion.
The townspeople try to deal with the failing economy. Kyle tries to help them
out. Stan tries to return a Margarita-making machine.
1304 Eat, Pray, Queef Women fart from their
vaginas, and it becomes a world-wide feminist sensation, causing men to be
disgusted and outraged.
Jimmy writes a popular joke, but Cartman tries to take credit for it. The
joke causes Kanye West to do crazy things.
1306 Pinewood Derby
Randy uses sophisticated technology to help Stadn wijn a race, which leads to an
alien being holding them hostage.
Cartman convinces most of the boys to join Somalian pirates; they are
disappointed that they aren't like the pirates they've seen in movies, but
Cartman manages to make them over into those type of pirates anyway,
1308 Dead Celebrities Ike sees dead
people, so the boys have to help Michael Jackson and the other dead
celebrities move on to the next world.
1309 Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters starts his own business selling girls' kisses, modeling it after
what he learns from pimps.
1310 W.T.F. The gang makes their own
wrestling shows, angering their school's wrestling coach.
1311 Whale Whores Stan tries to stop the
Japanese from killing dolphins and whales.
1312 The F Word
The town is threatened by a group of bikers, who are labeled with a
certain F word by the kids.
1313 Dances with Smurfs
Cartman takes over as morning announcements reader at the school, turning it
into a trashy talk show; student body president Wendy tries to fight him
When too many boys pee in the water at the water park, the kids are sealed
in as scientists try to figure out why the water has taken on a life of its
1401 Sexual Healing
Kyle, Kenny and Butters are diagnosed with sex addiction, so Kyle and
Butters help Obama track down and kill the alien wizard responsible for
men's sex addiction.
1402 The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Disappointed by "A Catcher in
the Rye," the boys write an offensive book that causes everyone to
vomit, yet it's very successful and inspirational, resulting in Butters
becoming famous and the other boys trying to get Sarah Jessica Parker
1403 Medicinal Fried Chicken The KFC turns into a medical marijuana
dispensary, so Cartman sells KFC on the black market while Randy, trying
to buy pot, grows large testicles.
1404 You Have 0 Friends Kyle, Stan and the others learn the pitfalls
of Facebook and eventually get dragged into the virtual world there.
1405 200 Tom Cruise and other celebrities threaten to sue the town
over insults if they don't let them meet Muhammad, the Super-Friend with
magical goo, that they think will protect them from future insults;
however, when the ginger kids threaten to blow up the town, the
celebrities bring in Mecha-Streisand. Meanwhile, Cartman learns that he
wasn't told the truth about the identity of his father.
1406 201 The Super-Friends defeat Mecha-Streisand by having Krishna
post as Neil Diamond to do a duet with her; meanwhile, Cartman learns
that his real father was ginger Scott Tenorman's father, former Denver
Broncos player Jack Tenorman, whom he had tricked Scott into eating in a
previous episode, and the boys help Tom Cruise find peace.
1407 Crippled Summer The boys help Towelie get a job at a summer camp
for children with mental and physical disabilities (attended by Jimmy
and Timmy), in order to kick his drug habit; he eventually gets clean
and reunites with his family, while Jimmy defeats the camp bully.
1408 Poor and Stupid
1409 It's a Jersey Thing
1411 Coon 2: Hindsight
1412 Mysterion Rises
1413 Coon vs. Coon &
1414 Crème Fraiche
1505 Crack Baby Athletic Association
1507 You're Getting Old
1508 Ass Burgers
Last of the Meheecans
1510 Bass to Mouth
1511 Broadway Bro Down
1513 A History Channel Thanksgiving
1514 The Poor Kid
1601 Reverse Cowgirl
1602 Cash for Gold
1606 I Should
Have Never Gone Ziplining
1607 Cartman Finds Love
1609 Raising the Bar
1612 A Nightmare on Face Time
1613 A Scause for Applause
1614 Obama Wins!
1701 Let Go, Let Gov
Informative Murder Porn
1703 World War Zimmerman
1704 Goth Kids 3:
Dawn of the Posers
1705 Taming Strange
1706 Ginger Cow
Black Friday Trilogy (90 min)
1708 A Song of Ass and Fire
Titties and Dragons
1710 The Hobbit
1802 Gluten Free Ebola
1803 The Cissy
1805 The Magic Bush
1806 Freemium Isn't Free
1808 Cock Magic
1901 Stunning and Brave
Where My Country Gone?
1903 The City Part of Town
1904 You're Not
1905 Safe Space
1906 Tweek x Craig
1907 Naughty Ninjas
1908 Sponsored Content
1909 Truth and Advertising
Principal Final Justice
2001 Member Berries
2002 Skank Hunt
2003 The Damned
2004 Wieners Out
and a Danish
2006 Fort Collins
2007 Oh Jeez
2008 Members Only
2009 Not Funny
2010 The End of Serialization as We Know It
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