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House Favorite Quotes
by
Bridget
House-isms and Quotes
Season Three
"Inject him with cortisol. The guy'll be having sex
with his wife again! He'll hug his kid again! Hopefully that was the
combination he was using. Be a shame if I cured a pedophile." (Meaning)
"Is this an intervention? It's a little late since I'm not
hooked on drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics." (Cane &
Able)
House: The lab results came back. The lab cannot
identify the metal. Said it might not even be terrestrial. Chase:
Really? House: No, you idiot. It's titanium. (Cane & Able)
Ezra: Dr. Chase said my calcium was normal.
House: Hmm, we call him 'Dr. Idiot'. (Informed Consent)
House: After that look, I'm feeling a little
frisky. Looks like you're up. Cuddy: I'm ovulating. Let's go.
House: The frisky, it went away. (Lines in the Sand)
Tritter: Last nurse you made fun of probably
slipped some crap into your coffee. House: Uh, I asked for
decrapinated coffee. (Fools for Love)
"Aw, c'mon. This isn't because I was speeding. It's
because I'm latino." (Fools for Love)
House: Who knew bloated and bitchy could actually
come in handy? Cameron: Shut up! (Que Sera Sera)
"This conversation is over, because I've officially run
out of clever things to call this guy." (Que Sera Sera)
Wilson: What are you doing down here? I thought you
usually had lunch with Coma Guy? House: This is Vegetative State Guy.
He's better company. (Son of a Coma Guy)
Cameron: Nice cane. House: (winking) If I
know what you mean. (Whac-A-Mole)
"You know what else shuts down systems? Death!" (Finding
Judas)
"It's just wrong! Let's cure her with sunshine and
puppies!" (Finding Judas)
Foreman: You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?
House: It's never lupus. (Finding Judas)
House: I'm certainly curious about the logistics.
Cameron: House! Maddy: Pretty much he'd lay flat and spin me.
Abigail: Mom! (Merry Little Christmas)
Maddy: Being different, you get used to people's
idiocy. It still beats the hell out of actually being an idiot. (House
smiles) What? House: Care to go for a spin? (Merry Little Christmas)
Maddy: Are you high? House: Higher than you.
(Merry Little Christmas)
Tritter: Merry Christmas. House: And a happy
'go to hell.' (Merry Little Christmas)
Cameron: House, I heard you apologized to Wilson.
House: Detoxing. I didn't know what I was saying. (Words and Deeds)
"I told you never to call me while I'm on trial." (Words
and Deeds)
"You could throw a dart at all the adjectives between
'arrogant' and 'unhinged' and I'm sure you'd hit one that describes me."
(Words and Deeds)
Doctor: He swallowed a magnet. We gotta cut it out.
House: (to the kid) How old are you? Kid: Eight. House:
And he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says let him die. (One
Day, One Room)
House: Perjurer. Cuddy: Felon. (One Day, One
Room)
"Who's here for a runny nose? (a couple of people raise
their hands) It's a cold. It will get better. Go home!" (One Day, One Room)
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