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• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: Quite a Common Fairy (10/13)
  HOOK SUGGESTS TRACKING DOWN TINKER BELL TO HELP LOCATE PAN’S HIDEOUT, NEAL DEVISES A PLAN THAT COULD TRANSPORT HIM TO EMMA BY USING ONE OF ROBIN HOOD’S MOST PRECIOUS POSSESSIONS AND TINKER BELL OFFERS TO HELP REGINA IMPROVE HER LIFE, ON ABC’S “ONCE UPON A TIME”
  “Quite a Common Fairy” – In their continuing quest to find Peter Pan's hideout and save Henry, Hook suggests tracking down Tinker Bell in the hope that she will lead them straight to his camp. Pan reveals to Henry why he has brought him to Neverland and in the Enchanted Forest, Neal has a plan that could transport him to Emma, but it would involve using one of Robin Hood's most precious possessions. Meanwhile, in the Fairy Tale Land that was, Tinker Bell offers to help Regina improve her life, on “Once Upon a Time,” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior/Blue Fairy, Sarah Bolger as Aurora, Jamie Chung as Mulan, Sean Maguire as Robin Hood, Robbie Kay as Pan, Jason Burkart as Little John, Rose McIver as Tinker Bell, Raphael Alejandro as Roland, Parker Croft as Felix and Dominic Downer as knight.
  ”Quite a Common Fairy” was written by Jane Espenson and directed by Alex Zakrzewski.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Confession
  A SHOWDOWN AT NOLAN'S HOUSEWARMING PARTY SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE HAMPTONS ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Confession" - With a new lease on life, Nolan throws a housewarming party worthy of The Hampton's elite, but an unexpected guest leads to a showdown that sends shockwaves through the community, while Conrad's mortality causes him to question his sins, on "Revenge," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring James LeGros as Father Paul Whitley, Karine Vanasse as Margaux LeMarchal, and Justin Hartley as Patrick Osbourne.
  "Confession" was written by Sallie Patrick and directed by Matt Earl Beesley.
   

• ABC BETRAYAL: If You Want the Fruit
  SARA AND JACK FIGHT THEIR FEELINGS FOR ONE ANOTHER, AND DREW IS CONSUMED BY THE MURDER CASE, ON ABC'S"BETRAYAL"
  "If you want the fruit..." - Hot, heart-racing fantasies throw Sara off balance as she attempts to resist the powerful pull of her affair with Jack. As Drew tries to get to the bottom of Lou's murder, he has a heated face off against Jack in court for T.J.'s bail hearing. Reeling from her husband's death, Connie fears for her own life, and with good reason. Meanwhile, Thatcher tangles with Jack about past recriminations and guilt surrounding T.J.'s car accident years ago, on "Betrayal," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Sophia Black-D'Elia as Jules, Merrin Dungey as Alissa Barnes, Brian Howe as Frank Perkins, Carmen Roman as Connie.
  "If you want the fruit..." is written by David Zabel & Lisa Zwerling and directed by Constantine Makris.
   

• ABC CASTLE: Number One Fan
  A FUGITIVE TAKES HOSTAGES AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY INSISTS THAT SHE WILL ONLY NEGOTIATE WITH CASTLE, ON ABC’S “CASTLE”
  Alicia Lagano and Billy Miller Guest Star
  “Number One Fan” – A desperate young murder suspect, Emma Briggs, (guest star Alicia Lagano, “The Client List,”) takes hostages at gunpoint then mysteriously insists that she will only negotiate with one person: Richard Castle, on "Castle," MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Billy Miller (“The Young and the Restless”) also guest stars as Mickey Gerhardt, a hot headed Wall Street banker who gets caught in the hostage situation.
  Guest Cast: Alicia Lagano as Emma Briggs, Billy Miller as Mickey Gerhardt.
  “Number One Fan” was written by Terence Paul Winter and directed by John Terlesky.
   

• ABC MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.: Eye Spy
  AN INCREDIBLE FEMALE THIEF VEXES COULSON AND HIS TEAM, ON ABC’S “MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.”
  “Eye Spy” – Agent Coulson and the S.H.I.E.L.D. team try to track down a mysterious woman who has single-handedly committed numerous high-stakes heists. But when the woman’s identity is revealed, a troubling secret stands to ruin Coulson, on “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Pascale Armand as Akela Amador, Dominic Burgess as Englishman, Michael Klesic as Kropsky, Julia Emelin as inn keeper and Nick Gracer as armed guard.
  ”Eye Spy” was written by Jeffrey Bell and directed by Roxann Dawson.
   

• ABC ON TROPHY WIFE (10/15)
  KATE TAKES IN MEG AFTER SHE SPLITS FROM HER BOYFRIEND AND WARREN STRESSES OVER HIS FUTURE, ON ABC’S “TROPHY WIFE”
  “The Breakup” – When Meg stays with Kate and Pete after a break-up, Kate is torn between her friendship and obligations as a wife and step-mom. Meg’s criticism of Kate’s life causes the long time friends to have a falling out and it’s up to Pete to help them work it out. Meanwhile, Warren struggles with the pressures of figuring out his future but gets a glimpse of his true talent when he helps Bert with a Lego project, on “Trophy Wife,” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast in “The Breakup” includes Paul Brittain as Tevin and Jenica Bergere as Helene.
  “The Breakup” was written by Lindsey Shockley, and directed by Jeff Melman.
   

• ABC THE GOLDBERGS “WHY’RE YOU HITTING YOURSELF” (10/15) - ADAM AND BARRY BOND OVER A DISCOVERY THEY FIND ON TELEVISION, ON ABC’S “THE GOLDBERGS”
  “Why’re You Hitting Yourself?” – While fighting over the remote control, Adam reaches a defining moment in his relationship with Barry when they accidentally discover a “channel between the channels” that appears on television. Will anyone else find out? Meanwhile, Beverly grows tired of seeing so many women with Pops and soon mettles in on her father’s dating life, on “The Goldbergs,” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 (9:01-9:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Editor’s Note: This episode replaces “The Ring” which moves to October 22.
  Guest starring are Alex Meneses as Sophia, Renee Percy as Sandra, Rogelio T. Ramos as Waiter, David L King as Announcer and Rhoda Baldwin as Lorraine.
  “Why’re You Hitting Yourself?” was written by Sally Bradford and directed by Jason Ensler.
   

• ABC "TOY STORY OF TERROR!," DISNEY/PIXAR'S FIRST SPECIAL FOR TELEVISION FEATURING A SPOOKY NEW TALE WITH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM THE "TOY STORY" FILMS," TO AIR WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 ON ABC
  Tom Hanks and Tim Allen Reprise Their Roles as Woody and Buzz
  Disney/Pixar's first special for television, "Toy Story OF TERROR!," a spooky new tale featuring all of your favorite characters from the "Toy Story" films, airs WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET).
  What starts out as a fun road trip for the "Toy Story" gang takes an unexpected turn for the worse when the trip detours to a roadside motel. After one of the toys goes missing, the others find themselves caught up in a mysterious sequence of events that must be solved before they all suffer the same fate in this "Toy Story OF TERROR!"
  The cast of "Toy Story OF TERROR!" includes Tom Hanks as Woody, Tim Allen as Buzz, Joan Cusack as Jessie, Carl Weathers as Combat Carl/Combat Carl Jr., Timothy Dalton as Mr. Pricklepants, Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head, Wallace Shawn as Rex and Kristen Schaal as Trixie.
   

• ABC SUPER FUN NIGHT: "CHICK OR TREAT" (10/16: EPISODE CHANGE)
  IT’S HALLOWEEN AND BOTH KIMMIE AND KENDALL HAVE A TREAT IN STORE FOR RICHARD, ON “SUPER FUN NIGHT,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 ON THE ABC TELEVISION NETWORK
  “Chick Or Treat” -- It’s Halloween and Kimmie decides that the office costume party is the perfect place to tell Richard how she really feels, especially if she surprises him with an outrageously sexy costume. Problem is, Kendall has the same plan. Meanwhile, the guys from their apartment building invite Kimmie and the girls to a Halloween party of their own, on “Super Fun Night,” premiering WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 (9:31-10:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Editor’s Note: This episode replaces “Cookie Prom.”
  Guest starring are Ravi Patel as Alex, John Gemberling as Dan, Paul Rust as Benji, Dan Ahdoot as Ruby, Anastasia Pimenov as young Kimmie, Tessa Goss as suburban mom, Kerby Joe Grubb as Lucas and Van Epperson as the janitor.
  “Chick Or Treat” was written by Rebel Wilson and directed by Stuart McDonald
   

• ABC BACK IN THE GAME: "THE CHANGE UP" (10/16)
  DANNY ASKS THE CANNON FOR ADVICE ON GIRLS ON “BACK IN THE GAME”
  “The Change Up” – Danny, feeling unlucky in love, changes his persona after The Cannon tells him that girls are attracted to bad boys. Meanwhile, Terry, annoyed that Danny is channeling the Cannon’s behavior, decides to have a wild girl’s night out with Lulu, on “Back in the Game,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “The Change Up” was written by Joe Lawson and directed by Eyal Gordin.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: The Late Show
  IT’S A RAT RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK TO MAKE A FAMILY DINNER RESERVATION, ON ABC’S “MODERN FAMILY”
  “The Late Show” – Jay pulled a lot of strings to get reservations at the hottest new restaurant for a family adult’s night out. Unfortunately, in each household everyone is running late – Gloria is taking forever to get ready per usual, Claire and Phil get in a tiff about letting Luke stay home alone, and Mitch and Cam end up putting on the same outfit, on “Modern Family,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Jessalyn Wanlim as Fiona.
  “The Late Show” was written by Abraham Higginbotham and directed by Beth McCarthy Miller.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: You're No Angel Yourself
  RAYNA CANCELS THE TOUR WITH JULIETTE AND MADDIE IS AT THE CENTER OF A DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS WHEN SHE DISCOVERS TEDDY PLANS TO MARRY PEGGY ON ABC’S “NASHVILLE”
  Kimberly William-Paisley Returns as Peggy Kenter
  “You’re No Angel Yourself” – Rayna leaves Juliette in a lurch when she decides she needs to cancel the remainder of the tour. Teddy proposes to Peggy and asks her to be discreet around the girls, but when Maddie sees her grandmother’s ring hanging from Peggy’s neck, the charade is up. She is confused and hurt and finds herself turning to an unlikely friend. Tandy uncovers more troubling information about Rayna and her mother’s death, but her attempt to share the discovery with Rayna is hijacked by Maddie’s reaction to Teddy and Peggy’s engagement. Deacon discovers that he has more in common with Megan than just his case in “Nashville,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Powers Booth as Lamar Wyatt, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy Kenter, Judith Hoag as Tandy Hampton, Chaley Rose as Zoey, Aubrey Peeples as Layla, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn Goodman, Derek Krantz as Brent, Christina Chang as Megan Vannoy, Ward Smith as Police Chief, Michael Rose as Justin Ramer, Cyndi Martino as Carla Bucklin, Bralyn Sokes as Photographer, Jeremy Sande and Male Patron, Seth Rabinowitz as Karaoke Jockey, Stan Dunlap as Portrait Photographer, and Joyce Brew as Stylist.
  “You’re No Angel Yourself” was written by Wendy Calhoun and directed by Julie Hebert.
   

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME IN WONDERLAND: "TRUST ME" (10/17)
  THE KNAVE AND ALICE’S FRIENDSHIP IS PUT TO THE TEST AS ALICE FINDS OUT WHO SHE IS REALLY UP AGAINST, ON ABC’S “ONCE UPON A TIME IN WONDERLAND”
  “Trust Me” – In Wonderland, Alice concocts a plan to find Cyrus and uses his genie bottle as bait to find out who she’s up against and who her real friends are. Meanwhile, the Red Queen and Jafar face off and in flashback, viewers find out how Alice and Cyrus fell in love and how Cyrus ends up in Wonderland, on “Once Upon a Time In Wonderland,” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “Trust me” guest stars include Jordana Largy as Silvermist, Matty Finochio as Tweedledee, Ben Cotton as Tweedledum, Brian George as Old Prisoner, Michael Antonakos as Bearded Man, Sarah Hayward as Townsperson #1 and Gerry Rousseau as Townsperson #2.
  “Trust Me” was written by Rina Mimoun and directed by Romeo Tirone.
   

• ABC ON "SCANDAL" (10/17)
  THE GLADIATORS ARE HIRED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CONDITIONS ON ABC’S “SCANDAL”
  “Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington” – A Midwestern mom hires Pope & Associates under mysterious conditions that lead to a very dangerous situation. Meanwhile, Fitz and Mellie admit their true feelings for each other, on “Scandal,” THURSDAY OCTOBER 17 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Cynthia Stevenson as Mary Nesbitt, Mark Moses as Congressman Jim Struthers, Ernie Hudson as Commander Randolph Boles, Patrick St. Espirit as Peter Foster, Brian Letscher as Tom, Sharmila Devar as Lauren, Aarti Mann as Agent Laura Kenney and Joe Morton as Rowan.
  “Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington” was written by Matt Byrne and directed by Jeannot Szwarc.
  This episode airs again 10/22 in place of "Lucky 7".
   

• ABC ON GREY'S ANATOMY (10/17)
  MEREDITH STRUGGLES WITH BALANCING WORK AND FAMILY LIFE ON ABC’S “GREY’S ANATOMY”
  James Remar (“Dexter”) and Debbie Allen (“Fame”) Guest Star
  “I Bet It Stung” – Meredith jumps back into work but finds it hard to excel at both motherhood and being a surgeon. Stephanie tries to make a good impression on Jackson’s mom, and Jo finds herself overly involved with her new patient. Meanwhile, Callie and Owen deal with an emotional situation regarding a patient, on “Grey’s Anatomy,” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  “I Bet It Stung” was written by Jeannine Renshaw and directed by Mark Jackson.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: Haunted House
  VANESSA’S SCARY HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE FRIGHTENS BOYD AND NOW MIKE WANTS TO FIND A WAY TO HELP THEIR GRANDSON FACE HIS FEARS, ON ABC’S “LAST MAN STANDING”
  Former “Home Improvement” Star Jonathan Taylor Thomas Makes His Directorial Debut
  “Haunted House” – When Vanessa tries to relive her PTA glory days by taking over the Halloween haunted house fundraiser for Boyd’s school, her ideas prove too scary for him. Now, Mike must find a way to reassure Boyd and help him face his fears, on “Last Man Standing,” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “Haunted House” was written by Amy Mass and directed by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
  Guest starring is Jordan Masterson as Ryan.
   

• AMC Walking Dead returns Sunday October 13.
  'Walking Dead' Cast, Creators Offer 14 Season Four Teasers
  Exclusive: Extended Walking Dead Sneak Peek Confirms Time Jump, Mass Casualties and Terrifying New Enemy That's 'From Inside!'
  Dead Alert The Walking Dead Season 4 Poster Revealed
  Today AMC unveiled the official Season 4 poster for The Walking Dead. The artwork features Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) standing in front of the prison.
  EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS Feature Video Cell Block Breach: The Walking Dead Teaser
  EXCLUSIVE FEATURES AMC, Instructure and UC Irvine to Offer Free Online Course Based on The Walking Dead.
  FOLLOW The Walking Dead  Facebook Twitter Youtube
  'Walking Dead' Season 4 Poster: Farewell to the Prison?
   

• CBS ALICIA IS TEMPTED TO ABANDON HER PLANS TO LEAVE THE FIRM, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, OCT. 13
  “A Precious Commodity” – Will makes Alicia a stunning offer which causes her to reconsider her plans to leave the firm. Also, the partners take action when Diane’s Supreme Court candidacy puts her at odds with her colleagues, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, Oct. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  Written by: Keith Eisner
  Directed by: Brooke Kennedy
   

• CBS JANE GETS THE CBI INVOLVED IN A CASE IN NAPA IN ORDER TO FOCUS ON SHERIFF McALLISTER, WHILE VAN PELT AND RIGSBY FINALLY TAKE A TRIP DOWN THE AISLE, ON “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, OCT. 13
  Xander Berkley Returns as Sheriff Thomas McAllister
  “Wedding in Red” — Jane gets the CBI involved in a case in Napa in order to focus on Sheriff McAllister, while Van Pelt and Rigsby take a trip down the aisle, on THE MENTALIST, Sunday, Oct. 13 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Xander Berkley returns as Sheriff Thomas McAllister.
  WRITTEN BY: Daniel Cerone
  DIRECTED BY: Randall Zisk
   

• CBS ROBIN GETS INTO A FIGHT WITH JAMES AND LORETTA, LEAVING BARNEY UNSURE OF HOW TO HANDLE IT, ON THE FINAL SEASON OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, OCT. 14
  Frances Conroy Returns as Barney’s Mother, Loretta, Sherri Shepherd Returns as Daphne and Wayne Brady Returns as Barney’s Brother, James
  "The Poker Game" — When Barney is forced to pick sides in a fight between Robin and his mother, Lily coaches him on how not to ruin his relationship. Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall get into a dispute over wedding gifts and thank-you notes, on the final season of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Oct. 14 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Frances Conroy returns as Barney’s mother Loretta, Sherri Shepherd returns as Daphne and Wayne Brady returns as Barney’s brother, James.
  WRITTEN BY: Dan Gregor and Doug Mand
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE TAKE TEMPORARY JOBS AS BARISTAS AT A COFFEE HOUSE IN ORDER TO LEARN HOW TO USE THEIR NEW CAPPUCCINO MAKER, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, OCT. 14
  “And The Group Head” – When Max and Caroline can’t figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, Oct. 14 (9:00 – 9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Liz Feldman
  DIRECTED BY: Don Scardino
   

• CBS CHRISTY’S PATIENCE IS TESTED BY EVERYONE SHE KNOWS, ON “MOM,” MONDAY, OCT. 14
  "Loathing and Tube Socks" – Christy’s patience is tested by everyone she knows. Meanwhile, Bonnie runs into an old rival, on MOM, Monday, Oct. 14 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky and Gemma Baker
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre and Nick Bakay
  DIRECTED BY: Jeff Greenstein
   

• CBS ELLEN AND BRIAN DEVISE A PLAN TO ESCAPE FROM DUNCAN, ON “HOSTAGES,” MONDAY, OCT. 14
  Francie Swift Guest Stars as Nina, Duncan’s Wife
  “2:45 PM” – Ellen and Brian devise a plan with their kids to escape from Duncan. Meanwhile, Duncan’s wife tells him that she wants to discontinue her treatment and spend her time with her husband and daughter, on HOSTAGES, Monday, Oct. 14 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Francie Swift guest stars as Nina, Duncan’s wife.
  WRITTEN BY: Aron Eli Coleite
  DIRECTED BY: Russell Lee Fine
   

• CBS THE MURDER OF A WOMAN IMPERSONATING A DECEASED SOLDIER LEADS GIBBS TO AN AFGHAN WOMEN’S SHELTER FORMERLY CHAMPIONED BY MIKE FRANKS, ON “NCIS,” TUESDAY, OCT. 15
  Muse Watson Guest Stars as Mike Franks
  “Anonymous Was a Woman” – Gibbs and McGee travel to Afghanistan when a murder case leads them to an Afghan women’s shelter Mike Frank’s secretly supported for years, on NCIS, Tuesday, Oct. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Muse Watson guest stars as Mike Franks.
  WRITTEN BY: Steven D. Binder
  DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara
   

• CBS THE COMESCU FAMILY RETURNS AND BRINGS CALLEN FACE-TO-FACE WITH A MAN WHO MAY BE HIS FATHER, ON THE 100TH EPISODE OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, OCT. 15
  “Reznikov, N.” – The NCIS: LA team finds themselves in danger while investigating a kidnapping case of a man claiming to be Callen’s father, on the 100th episode of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, Oct. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Shane Brennan
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS THE MACHINE GIVES THE NUMBER OF A PROMINENT LAWYER WHOSE HUSBAND WAS MURDERED AND THE TEAM MUST QUICKLY FIND OUT IF SHE IS HIS KILLER OR IF SHE IS BEING FRAMED,ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” TUESDAY, OCT. 15
  “Reasonable Doubt” – The team gets the number of a prominent New York lawyer and has to determine whether she orchestrated the death of her recently murdered husband, or if she is being framed. Meanwhile, Carter faces an issue with her new partner, Laskey, after he spots her with Reese, aka “The Man in the Suit,” on PERSON OF INTEREST, Tuesday, October 15 (10:01 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Melissa Scrivner Love
  DIRECTED BY: Stephen Williams
   

• CBS WHEN CONTESTANTS ON A REALITY COOKING SHOW ACCIDENTALLY EAT HUMAN FLESH DURING A COMPETITION, THE CSI TEAM IS BROUGHT IN TO INVESTIGATE, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 16
  Wolfgang Puck Guest Stars as Himself
  Model Catrinel Menghia Marlon Returns as Italian Bombshell Elisabetta
  "Last Supper" — When contestants on a reality cooking show accidentally eat human flesh during a competition, the CSI team is brought in to investigate, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, Oct. 16 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Chef Wolfgang Puck guest stars as himself. Model Catrinel Menghia Marlon returns as Italian bombshell Elisabetta.
  WRITTEN BY: Treena Hancock and Melissa R. Byer
  DIRECTED BY: Frank Waldeck
   

• CBS THE BAU MEETS THEIR NEW SECTION CHIEF, AND THE TEAM HITS THE STREETS OF BALTIMORE LOOKING FOR AN UNSUB, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 16
  Esai Morales Joins in a Recurring Role as Mateo Cruz, the BAU’s New Section Chief,
  And David Anders Guest Stars as Anton Harris
  “To Bear Witness” – The BAU meets their new section chief, Mateo Cruz, who, unbeknownst to them, shares a long work history with JJ. Cruz joins the team as they comb the streets of Baltimore for an UnSub who leaves victims unable to communicate, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, Oct. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Esai Morales joins in a recurring role as Mateo Cruz, the BAU’s new section chief. David Anders guest stars as Anton Harris.
  WRITTEN BY: Erica Messer, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Rob Bailey
   

• CBS SHELDON’S RELATIONSHIP WITH AMY IS PUT TO THE TEST WHEN SHE COMES TO WORK AT HIS UNIVERSITY, ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY” THURSDAY, OCT. 17
  “The Workplace Proximity” – Sheldon must decide how much “Amy time” is too much after she takes a job at his university. Meanwhile, Howard finds himself sleeping on Raj’s couch after a fight with Bernadette, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, Oct. 17 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Steven Molaro, Steve Holland and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Jim Reynolds
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS NATHAN AND DEBBIE TRADE PARENTS WHEN THEY EACH THINK THE OTHER SIBLING HAS IT EASIER, ON “THE MILLERS,” THURSDAY, OCT. 17 ON CBS
  “The Phone Upgrade” – Nathan and Debbie trade parents when they each think the other sibling has it easier, on THE MILLERS, Thursday, Oct. 17 (8:31-9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Bobby Bowman
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS WALDEN STARTS PARTYING WITH JENNY AND HER HOT FRIENDS, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, OCT. 17
  “Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank” – Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair is jeopardized, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Oct. 17 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Susan McMartin
  TELEPLAY BY: Jim Patterson, Don Reo and Steve Tompkins
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS THE GANG DELVES INTO EACH OTHERS’ PERSONAL LIVES WHILE BRAINSTORMING IDEAS FOR A BREAKFAST BURRITO AD CAMPAIGN, ON “THE CRAZY ONES,” THURSDAY, OCT. 17
  “Breakfast Burrito Club” – While trying to brainstorm ideas for an ad campaign for a breakfast burrito, the gang procrastinates and delves into each other’s personal lives, on THE CRAZY ONES, Thursday, Oct. 17 (9:01 – 9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Rob Sudduth
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Patrick Jann
   

• CBS SHERLOCK ENCOUNTERS A WOMAN FROM HIS PAST WHILE INVESTIGATING A MURDER, ON “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, OCT. 17
  Laura Benanti Guest Stars as Anne Barker
  “Poison Pen” – When the CEO of a financial consulting company is poisoned to death, Holmes and Watson are called upon to track down the killer. Meanwhile, a woman from Sherlock’s past emerges as a possible suspect, on ELEMENTARY, Thursday, Oct. 17 (10:01 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Co-Executive Producer Liz Friedman
  DIRECTED BY: Andrew Bernstein
   

• CBS FIVE-0 INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A WEDDING CRASHER AND THEIR PRIME SUSPECT IS THE RUNAWAY BRIDE, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” FRIDAY, OCT. 18 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Rebecca De Mornay Guest Stars
  “A ia la aku*” – Five-0 investigates the murder of a wedding crasher, and their prime suspect is the runaway bride. Meanwhile, Danny makes a big decision regarding his relationship with Gabby, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday, Oct. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Rebecca De Mornay guest stars.
  (*A ia la aku is Hawaiian for “From This Day Forward”)
  WRITTEN BY: Christina M. Kim and David Wolkove
  DIRECTED BY: Bryan Spicer
   

• CBS DANNY AND BAEZ INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A TEENAGE GIRL WHO APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN PUSHED IN FRONT OF A SUBWAY, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, OCT. 18
  Bebe Neuwirth Recurs as the New Inspector General, Kelly Peterson
  "The Truth About Lying" — Danny and Baez investigate the death of a teenage girl who appears to have been pushed in front of a subway car by a homeless man. Meanwhile, Frank is annoyed at having to meet with the newly appointed Inspector General who will now have oversight of NYPD policy, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, Oct. 18 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Bebe Neuwirth recurs as the new Inspector General, Kelly Peterson.
  WRITTEN BY: Brian Burns
  DIRECTED BY: Robert Duncan McNeil
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF OCTOBER 14, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  Please note: The Series Premiere of REIGN will air on Thursday, October 17 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
  MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 HART OF DIXIE
  “Friends in Low Places” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY — Trying to be hospitable to Joel (guest star Josh Cooke), who is visiting BlueBell, Lavon (Cress Williams) and AnnaBeth (Kaitlyn Black) invite him and Zoe (Rachel Bilson) over for a quiet dinner, but when Lemon (Jaime King) meets Alabama’s most eligible bachelor, Carter Covington (guest star Ryan McPartlin, “Chuck”), she invites herself along with Carter to the soiree. However, when some unexpected guests show up to the party, Lemon’s ruse with Wade (Wilson Bethel) risks being exposed. Meanwhile, George (Scott Porter) makes a bad decision involving Lynly (guest star Antoinette Robertson, “Zero Hour”), which could ultimately ruin his friendship with Lavon. Tim Matheson also stars. Elodie Keene directed the episode written by Sheila Lawrence (#302).
   

• The CW MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
  “Kidnapped” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, SV) (HDTV)
  VINCENT’S FEELINGS FOR CAT START TO RE-SURFACE JUST AS SHE DISCOVERS HOW DANGEROUS HE REALLY IS — While attempting to learn more about Vincent's (Jay Ryan) mission, Cat (Kristin Kreuk) gets kidnapped by Vincent. Their growing chemistry complicates his mission. Meanwhile, Tess (Nina Lisandrello), J.T. (Austin Basis) and Gabe (Sendhil Ramamurthy) come together to help Cat. Rick Bota directed the episode written by Jennifer Levin and Sherri Cooper (#202).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 THE ORIGINALS
  “Tangled up in Blue” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  BETRAYAL AT THE MASQUERADE BALL — After discovering interesting news about someone in Marcel’s (Charles Michael Davis) inner circle, Klaus (Joseph Morgan) and Rebekah (Claire Holt) come together to attempt to unravel Marcel’s empire from within in spite of Elijah’s (Daniel Gillies) concerns. They enlist help from Sophie (Daniella Pineda), who is reluctant to get involved for fear of the wrath of Marcel’s secret weapon, Davina (Danielle Campbell). Rebekah sneakily invites an oblivious Cami (Leah Pipes) to a huge vampire party thrown by Marcel, managing to anger Marcel in the process. Elsewhere, Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) learns from the witch Sabine (guest star Shannon Kane) that the supernatural creatures of New Orleans are reacting to the potential existence of a hybrid baby. Chris Grismer directed the episode written by Ashley Lyle and Bart Nickerson (#103).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 SUPERNATURAL
  “Devil May Care” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  ABADDON RISES — Dean (Jensen Ackles) shocks Sam (Jared Padalecki) by popping open the trunk of the Impala and showing him that he has kidnapped Crowley (Mark Sheppard). Kevin (guest star Osric Chau) freaks out when he sees the King of Hell, but Sam and Dean convince him that they need Crowley to find the demons on Earth. Meanwhile, Abaddon (guest star Alaina Huffman) re-emerges and plans to take over Hell. Guy Bee directed the episode written by Andrew Dabb (#901).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 ARROW
  “Identity” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  DC COMICS’ BRONZE TIGER AND CHINA WHITE WREAK HAVOC ON THE GLADES — Oliver (Stephen Amell) finds out the medicine that is being sent to Glades Memorial is being hijacked by thieves. Without an influx of supplies, the hospital will close. Roy (Colton Haynes) attempts to stop the thieves, but he fails and is arrested by Officer Lance (Paul Blackthorne). Oliver gets into a heated battle with China White (guest star Kelly Hu) and her new partner, Ben Turner, AKA the Bronze Tiger (guest star Michael Jai White), over the supplies. Meanwhile, Laurel (Katie Cassidy) makes plans to catch the Arrow, and Thea (Willa Holland) gives Roy an ultimatum. Nick Copus directed the episode written by Ben Sokolowski & Beth Schwartz (#202).
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• The CW WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 THE TOMORROW PEOPLE
  “In Too Deep” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)
  BREAKING OUT — When Ultra tries to probe Stephen’s (Robbie Amell) brain, he looks to his fellow Tomorrow People for help, but is rebuffed by an angry John (Luke Mitchell), leaving Cara (Peyton List) to go behind John’s back to help Stephen. Meanwhile, Ultra tracks down the identity of a new break-out, who has been using his powers to commit crimes. Stephen tracks down the new break-out, but is shocked when an Ultra swat team is called in. At a loss for what to do, Stephen calls on John, Cara and Russell (Aaron Yoo) for help, leaving them with a risk of also getting caught. Upon learning of Ultra’s evil motives, John tries to convince Stephen to spy on Ultra to help save other potential Tomorrow People, while still pursuing the answers he seeks about this father. Mark Pellegrino and Madeleine Mantock also star. Danny Cannon directed the episode written by Phil Klemmer and Jeff Rake (#102).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Original Sin” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SECRETS OF THE PAST — When Elena (Nina Dobrev) and Katherine (Nina Dobrev) have the same dream that Stefan (Paul Wesley) is in danger and desperately needs their help, they convince Damon (Ian Somerhalder) to help them find Stefan. However, their plans are thwarted by a mysterious young woman named Tessa (guest star Janina Gavankar) who seems to know everything about Stefan's history. In flashbacks to a distant time and place, Tessa reveals the shocking secrets in her past and what she has planned for the future. She also has a disturbing message for Damon about his own future. Silas (Paul Wesley) forces an unwilling accomplice to help him search for Katherine, leading to a confusing and life-threatening situation for Matt (Zach Roerig). Finally, Silas reveals the reason he's determined to find Katherine, and Damon and Elena face a disturbing new reality. Jesse Warn directed the episode written by Melinda Hsu Taylor & Rebecca Sonnenshine (#503).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 SERIES PREMIERE
  REIGN — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “Pilot” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  DANGER AND INTRIGUE LURK AROUND EVERY DARK CASTLE CORNER IN THIS STORY OF A YOUNG, MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS — After spending a childhood safely hidden away in a monastery, a teenage Mary Stuart (Adelaide Kane) arrives in France where she has been sent to secure Scotland’s strategic alliance by formalizing her arranged engagement to the French King’s dashing son, Prince Francis (Toby Regbo). Further complicating things is Bash (Torrance Coombs), Francis’ handsome, roguish half-brother and Francis’ mother, Queen Catherine (Megan Follows). When the strong-willed Queen learns of a prophecy that marriage to Mary will cost Francis his life, she is determined to save her son, no matter how many others have to pay with their lives. Brad Silberling directed the episode written by Laurie McCarthy and Stephanie SenGupta (#101).
  REIGN stars Adelaide Kane in the untold story of the young Mary, Queen of Scots.  The series premieres Thursday, October 17 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET).  The key art features Kane (center), Torrance Coombs (left) and Toby Regbo (right).  Love is the Most Dangerous Subject.
  Credits for all The CW key art:  Creative Director – Rick Frey, Photography – Frank Ockenfels.
  THE CW UNVEILS FALL 2013 KEY ART -New Key Art Will be Used in The CW’s Outdoor, Print and Digital Launch Campaigns for the New Series.
  Power Preview Royalty doesn't come easy. Read Our Review!
  The CW will launch the highly anticipated premiere of its Mary, Queen of Scots drama, REIGN,on Thursday, October 17, 9:00-10:00 p.m. ET, a week later than previously announced, allowing for even more time and opportunity to promote the series.
   

• FOX MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of BONES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 PA: Viewer discretion is advised. 
  A BUCKET LIST HELPS SOLVE THE LATEST MURDER CASE ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
  Chuck Liddell (Former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion) Guest-Stars The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Charlie McCord, a high school principal who, upon learning he had terminal cancer, created a website where people could go and pay for his inspirational videos. When the team finds a suspicious video of Charlie punching former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Chuck Liddell (guest-starring as himself) in the face, it leads the team to Charlie’s bucket list, which ultimately helps them get closer to solving the case. Meanwhile, Brennan and Booth finally start to plan their wedding and Sweets could be replaced by a virtual profiling system in the all-new “The Lady on the List” episode of BONES airing Monday, Oct. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-904) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Brian Klugman as Dr. Oliver Wells; Steven Eckholdt as Charlie McCord; Kristen Ariza as Lena Silver; Rebecca McFarland as Linda McCord; Patrick Heusinger as Martin Proctor; Chuck Liddell as Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell.
   

• FOX MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE LINES BETWEEN THE LIVING AND THE DEAD ARE BLURRED ON AN ALL-NEW “SLEEPY HOLLOW” MONDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
  When an unidentified boy is discovered in Sleepy Hollow, Ichabod Crane and Lt. Abbie Mills are called to the scene. After speaking with the child, they immediately realize that something sinister and sickly is afoot and the duo go on a hunt to discover his home and origins – and are shocked by what they find in the all-new “John Doe” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Monday, Oct. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-105) (TV-14 V)
  Cast: Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane; Nicole Beharie as Lietenant Abbie Mills; Orlando Jones as Captain Frank Irving; Katia Winter as Katrina Crane
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of DADS, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
   “DADS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE DOCTOR IS IN ON AN ALL-NEW “DADS” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX
  Warner and Eli worry about their dads’ health, so the four guys visit the doctor to get physicals. However, when the doctor dies before giving Warner his test results, he begins to question his own mortality in the all-new “Oldfinger” episode of DADS airing Tuesday, Oct. 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DDS-106) (TV-14 D, L, S, )
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 --“BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “THE VULTURE” SWOOPS DOWN ON THE 99th PRECINCT ON AN ALL-NEW “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX
  Dean Winters (“30 Rock,” “Oz”) Guest-Stars
  “The Vulture,” a detective (guest star Dean Winters) from Special Crimes, takes over Jake’s nearly solved murder case and steals his thunder.  Over a few drinks, Jake enlists the precinct to get revenge and find the murder weapon before “The Vulture” does.  Across town, Captain Holt and Gina help Terry get re-certified to carry a gun in the all-new “The Vulture” episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Tuesday, Oct. 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BRK-104) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Dean Winters as “The Vulture”
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S MO’ MONEY, MO’ PROBLEMS FOR NICK ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX
  Jon Lovitz (“Saturday Night Live”) and Derek Waters (“Drunk History”) Guest-Star
  When Nick inherits some money from his late father, Jess is determined to put the funds to good use and secretly tackle Nick’s box of unwanted responsibilities – aka bills. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to find meaning in life and asks for guidance from Rabbi Feiglin (guest star Jon Lovitz) in the all-new “The Box” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, Oct. 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-305) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Jon Lovitz as Rabbi Feiglin; Steve Agee as Outside Dave; James Wellington as Gordon; Derek Waters as Mike the Messenger; Kimrie Lewis-Davis as Keysha; Jillian Armenante as Eileen.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MINDY IS IN FOR A NUDE AWAKENING ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 ON FOX
  Ben Feldman (“Mad Men”) Guest-Stars
  Mindy hits it off with a journalist named Jason (guest star Feldman), but Jason is a bit snobbish and finds Mindy to be too mainstream. To show that she’s more cultured than he thinks, Mindy invites Jason to Christina’s (guest star Chloe Sevigny) art show, where nude photos of Danny (Chris Messina) are on display in the all-new “Wiener Night” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, Oct. 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-206) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Glenn Howerton as Cliff; Mark Duplass as Brendan; Ben Feldman as Jason; Chloe Sevigny as Christina; Amy Vorpahl as Flight Attendant; Tarina Pouncy as Female Cop; Donnell Turner as Male Cop; and Nanci Filipelli as Attractive Woman.
   

• FX’s hit original drama series, SONS OF ANARCHY, airs Tuesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  October 15 "Salvage" Jax and the MC must confront their past and choose their future.
   

• FX American Horror Story: Coven Wednesdays 10/9c October 16 "Boy Parts"
  Fiona helps Zoe and Madison deal with a horrible tragedy. Delphine LaLaurie struggles to adjust to modern life. Cordelia faces a dark decision about her family.
   

• FXX It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Wednesday October 16 10:00pm
  Episode 7 – “The Gang Gets Quarantined” (Airs October 16, 10:00 pm e/p) – When a severe flu outbreak sweeps Philadelphia the gang voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's in an attempt to keep their singing voices pristine for an upcoming competition, although they have trouble adhering to the strict rules they've set for themselves. Written by David Hornsby; Directed by Heath Cullens.
   

• FXX’ hit original comedy series, THE LEAGUE, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:30 PM ET/PT.
  October 16 "The Bringer Show" Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.
   

• HBO Boardwalk Empire "The North Star" New! Sun, Oct 13 9:00 PM
  Season 4, Episode 6 Nucky has a tense reunion with Margaret in New York, then heads to Tampa to iron out the details of his land deal and reconnect with Sally. Meanwhile, Richard returns to Atlantic City and makes a confession to an ailing Paul Sagorsky; Agent Knox tries to gain Eli's trust; Chalky vents his frustration; and Lansky leaves Luciano out of his Florida expansion when the latter is spooked by an investor's ties to Joe Masseria.
  Guest Cast Brian Geraghty: Warren Knox Patricia Arquette: Sally Wheet Vincenzo Amato: Vincenzo Petrucelli Eric Ladin: J. Edgar Hoover Pearce Bunting: Bill McCoy Ron Livingston: Roy Phillips
   

• HBO Eastbound & Down Chapter 24 New! Sun, Oct 13 10:00 PM
  An overnight trip to a water park is a wholesome treat from Kenny to his family and friends, but it sets the stage for an evening of debauchery.
   

• HBO Hello Ladies Episode: "The Date" New! Sun, Oct 13 10:30 PM
  Season 1, Episode 3 Stephen goes on a first date with a woman who works at a yoga studio, but his desire to be in control of this fledgling romance could jeopardize the chances of a second. Meanwhile, Jessica demands that Glenn find her an audition when a rival lands a major film role; and Wade starts an emergency-alert network for his friends after he slips in the shower.
  Guest Cast Jenny Slate: Amelia Lindsey Broad: Annie Sean Wing: Glenn
   

• Lifetime Drop Dead Diva "The Kiss" New! Sun, Oct 13 9:00 PM
  A woman files a personal-injury lawsuit when she is hurt during a wife-swap exercise as part of couples' therapy group. Meanwhile, Paul sets Jane up on a blind date; Stacy and Owen question their feelings for one another; and a man who incorporated himself hires Grayson and Owen when his shareholders try to prevent him from marrying the woman he loves.
   

• Lifetime Witches of East End "Marilyn Fenwick, R.I.P." 
  Sunday, October 13 10/9c
  Ingrid discovers mysterious and dangerous family heirlooms that she uses to resurrect her Aunt Wendy. Together, they race to save Freya from Doug, her jilted ex-boyfriend from another lifetime. Joanna is jailed and questioned by the police regarding her murder charge. Dash and Killian have a tense reunion.
  "WITCHES OF EAST END" Has Cast its Spell on Critics and Fans!
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• NBC "THE BLACKLIST" "THE STEWMAKER"
  10/14/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : AN EYEWITNESSES TESTIMONY IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP INDICT A WANTED DRUG LORD – CLIFTON COLLINS JR. GUEST STARS – While continuing her investigation into the truth about Tom (Ryan Eggold), Liz (Megan Boone) testifies against drug lord, Hector Lorca (guest star Clifton Collins Jr.). Later another witness is abducted when he is forced to testify against the dangerous drug trafficker. Red’s (James Spader) interest is peaked and he informs the team that the witness may have been taken by "The Stewmaker" a man responsible for hundreds of missing and presumed dead people. Meanwhile, in an unlikely twist of events, Red and Ressler (Diego Klattehoff) must work together for the first time. Harry Lennix and Parminder Nagra also star.
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "A NUISANCE CALL"
  10/15/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : INTERNAL ISSUES THREATEN TO DERAIL ENGINE COMPANY 51 – Lieutenant Severide (Taylor Kinney) is anxious to implicate the serial arsonist, while Dawson (Monica Raymund) and Shay (Lauren German) get a shock on a routine call. Meanwhile, suspicions continue to point to Clarke (guest star Jeff Hephner) as the mole inside the firehouse and Molly’s falls deeper into the red. Elsewhere, Mouch (Christian Stolte) campaigns for union president, with the aid of Isabella (guest star Mena Suvari), and Boden (Eamonn Walker) butts heads with Gail McLeod (guest star Michelle Forbes). Jesse Spencer, Charlie Barnett, David Eigenberg, Yuri Sardarov and Joe Minoso also star. Treat Williams, Jon Seda and Jesse Lee Soffer also guest star.
   

• NBC "REVOLUTION" "PATRIOT GAMES"
  10/16/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : WOUNDS HEAL, WHILE NEW BONDS FORM - Monroe (David Lyons) and Charlie's (Tracy Spiridakos) dynamic begin to evolve. Meanwhile, wounds of Miles (Billy Burke) and Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) begin to heal, yet her curiosity and heightened awareness could be her undoing. Neville’s (Giancarlo Espositio) manipulation of Patriot power brokers makes Machiavelli look like a cherub and Aaron’s (Zak Orth) mind works overtime awake or asleep with mind-blowing effectiveness. Rachel and Miles begin planning a resistance to what they believe might be the Patriot occupation.
  Also starring JD Pardo, Stephen Collins, Nicole Ari Parker, Jessica Collins, Jason Douglas, Richard T. Jones, Steven Culp, Matt Ross and Damon Carney.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "WONDERLAND STORY"
  10/16/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : A RAPE VICTIM (GUEST STAR SOFIA VASSILIEVA) SEEKS HELP FROM DETECTIVE BENSON (MARISKA HARGITAY) AFTER SHE'S RAPED AGAIN, WHILE SERGEANT MUNCH (RICHARD BELZER) RETIRES FROM THE SVU.
  Sarah Walsh (Vassilieva) wakes up from a night of partying and believes she's been raped. In shock that it could happen again, she calls Detective Benson (Hargitay), who handled her previous rape case, for help. The search for sarah’s attacker leads the cops to a smooth-talking cyber mogul who preys on vulnerable girls and bribes them for their silence. Meanwhile, the SVU comes together to say goodbye to the retiring Sergeant Munch. Also Starring Ice T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins). Also guest starring Dean Winters (Brian Cassidy), Finn Wittrock (Cameron Tyler), Amelia Rose Blaire (Nicole Price) and Matt DeCapua (Matthew Forte).
   

• NBC "IRONSIDE""UPTOWN MURDERS"
  10/16/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : AN UPTOWN MURDER BRINGS BACK PERSONAL MEMORIES FOR IRONSIDE - Ironside (Blair Underwood) and his team, including Virgil (Pablo Schreiber), Holly (Spencer Grammer) and Teddy (Neal Bledsoe) race the clock to clear the murder of a New York University honor student, before a plea bargain will set a hit man free. In the process, Ironside seeks Gary’s (Brent Sexton) expertise, but being back in that mindset could prove too much for him to handle. Kenneth Choi also stars.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "FILIBUSTER"
  10/17/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE FIGHTS FOR THE RIGHT TO VOTE –SPECIAL GUEST TATIANA MASLANY ("ORPHAN BLACK") ALSO STARS-- Leslie (Amy Poehler) throws Ben (Adam Scott) a birthday bash but is forced to leave early for an emergency late-night filibuster. Tom (Aziz Ansari) tries to make some memories with his new girlfriend (guest star Tatiana Maslany), Ron (Nick Offerman) and Donna (Retta) go hunting, and April (Aubrey Plaza) reconnects with Andy (Chris Pratt). Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, and Jim O’Heir also star.
   

• NBC "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY" "THE BIG RV ADVENTURE"
  10/17/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : DAN FEELS HIS FREEDOM SLIPPING AWAY AND MAKES AN IMPULSIVE RV PURCHASE – MIGUEL AND LISETTE MEET DEMETRIO’S GORGEOUS NEW SIXTH GRADE TEACHER AT BACK TO SCHOOL NIGHT – EVA LONGORIA GUEST STARS – In a moment of wistfulness about his long lost freedom, Dan (Mike O’Malley) decides to purchase an RV for a little recreational family time. Caroline (Mary McCormack) is not completely thrilled about the purchase and is most concerned about finding relief for her mounting nausea and intense appetite. Miguel and Lisette attend Demetrio’s Back to School Night and meet Demetrio’s (Fabrizio Guido) sixth grade teacher Ana Nunez (guest star Eva Longoria, "Desperate Housewives") – who turns out to be an old flame of Miguel’s. Lisette (Justina Machado), who is already feeling awkward about becoming a grandmother, is not happy to meet the gorgeous Ana. Meanwhile, Molly (Ella Rae Peck) looks to her mother for advice on why Junior (Joseph Haro) may be feeling less romantic now that she’s pregnant.
   

• NBC "SEAN SAVES THE WORLD" "DATE EXPECTATIONS"
  10/17/2013 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : SEAN ALLOWS ELLIE TO GO TO A PARTY WHILE HE GOES ON A BLIND DATE – ROBERT GANT GUEST STARS – While worried about Ellie's (Samantha Isler) whereabouts, Sean (Sean Hayes) has a blind date with a Periodontist, Chase (Robert Gant). Meanwhile back at the office, Max (Thomas Lennon) thinks Sean has a crush on him. Megan Hilty and Echo Kellum also star.
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "INTERNS"
  10/17/2013 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : Mike’s (Michael J. Fox) plan to get closer to Eve (Juliette Goglia) by getting her an internship at the station backfires when she appears to idolize his nemesis, Susan Rodriguez-Jones (guest star Anne Heche). Inspired by Eve's internship, Ian (Conor Romero) decides to hire an intern himself for his Internet start-up. Meanwhile, Annie (Betsy Brandt) struggles with how to give Leigh (Katie Finneran) honest notes on her young adult novel.
   

• NBC "PARENTHOOD" "IN DREAMS BEGIN RESPONSIBILITIES"
  10/17/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : IN AND OUT OF COMFORT ZONES, SOME IN THE BRAVERMAN CLAN TAKE ON NEW ROLES AND BREAK NEW GROUND - Another of Adam’s (Peter Krause) comfort zones is challenged by Kristina’s (Monica Potter) campaign, while Sarah (Lauren Graham) and Amber (Mae Whitman) struggle to talk to one another about the wedding. Drew (Miles Heizer) tries to get closer to new friend Natalie (Lyndon Smith) and Zeek (Craig T. Nelson) gets a chance to provide big teaching moments to grandkids Sydney (Savannah Paige Rae) and Victor (Xolo Mariduena), especially Victor. Crosby (Dax Shepard) handles high-maintenance rockstar Oliver Rome (Tyson Ritter).
  Also starring Sam Jaeger, Erika Christensen, Joy Bryant, Bonnie Bedelia, Matt Lauria, Max Burkholder.
   

• NBC 10/16: Wednesday's All New, Plus The Voice Highlights! Tonight on Revolution, the truth will come to light. Get your first look below and gear up for an all-new episode at 8/7c. Then, after 15 years, Law & Order: SVU says farewell to Detective Munch at 9/8c. Have tissues handy – even the sneak peek gets us a little misty-eyed. And Detective Ironside is on the case at 10/9c; get your head in the game with our latest preview.
  Also make sure to catch the highlights from last night’s battles on The Voice. The competition is really heating up!
  10/17: All-New Thursday, Plus Eva Longoria Guest Stars! Are you ready for an all-new Thursday night?! We have new episodes of Parks and Recreation, Welcome to the Family, Sean Saves the World, The Michael J. Fox Show and Parenthood. Check out the previews – you’ll even spot several guest stars (including Eva Longoria on Welcome to the Family)!
   

• PBS Masterpiece Episode: "The Paradise: Part Two" New! Sun, Oct 13 9:00 PM
  Season 43, Episode 31 As "The Paradise" continues, Denise finds an abandoned baby at the store.
  Guest Cast Elaine Cassidy: Katherine Glendenning Peter Wight: Edmund Lovett Emun Elliott: Moray Matthew McNulty: Dudley Joanna Vanderham: Denise Lovett Ruby Bentall: Pauline Stephen Wight: Sam Sarah Lancashire: Miss Audrey Mark Bonnar: Peter Adler David Hayman: Jonas Patrick Malahide: Lord Glendenning
   

• PBS Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle October 15, 2013 8 pm Eastern
  Truth, Justice, and the American Way; Great Power, Great Responsibility; A Hero Can Be Anyone
  The story of comic-book superheroes starts during the Depression and WWII years, when star-spangled heroes were in demand. The 1950s saw the genre come under government scrutiny, however, due to its popularity with kids. Also: the flawed superheroes of the 1960s, and the socially relevant stories they often found themselves in; and the popularity of superhero films, which began in earnest in 1978 with "Superman." Liev Schreiber hosts and narrates.
   

• Showtime Homeland Episode: "Tower of David" New Sun, Oct 13 9:00 PM
  Season 3, Episode 3 Brody returns to his faith for guidance in an unexpected way when he finds himself facing increasingly desperate straits. Back in the U.S., Carrie struggles to connect with Saul when a mysterious man offers to help her but at a significant cost.
  Guest Cast Sarita Choudhury: Mira F. Murray Abraham: Dar Adal
   

• Showtime Masters of Sex "Standard Deviation" New! Sun, Oct 13 10:00 PM
  Season 1, Episode 3 Research continues in the brothel but skewed data convinces Masters to get the study back into the hospital. Meanwhile, Johnson meets a new female doctor; Libby struggles to conceive; and Dr. Haas gets the case of a lifetime: a woman pregnant with quadruplets.
   

• Syfy Haven—Airs Fridays at 10/9c.
  Below, you’ll find a few clips for tomorrow night’s new episode of Haven, episode 6 –‘Countdown.’ First, you can catch a sneak peek: Lexie, Nathan and Duke investigate clocks that countdown to people’s deaths. Inside Haven looks at the real-life towns where the series is filmed. It’s absolutely beautiful.
  Then, you can catch two interviews… ish. The cast first talks about last week’s episode and then you can share a hilarious video of the cast playing a few rounds of Haven trivia. If you cover the bottom banner of the clip, you can play along with them!
  Countdown – Sneak Peek Lexie, Nathan and Duke investigate clocks that start counting down to people's deaths.
  Inside Haven 405 – Behind the Scenes Beautiful Nova Scotia - Take a peek behind the scenes on the set of Haven! Don't miss Haven, airing Fridays at 10/9c only on Syfy.
  The Cast Talks Episode 405 – Interview Audrey's Back! …Sort Of. Lucas Bryant, Emily Rose, and Adam Copeland reflect on the fifth episode of the season.
  Haven Trivia Challenge! – Interview-ish Check out the cast of Haven playing a fun round of trivia about the series.
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA…EXTREME MEASURES ARE TAKEN ON THE PREMIERES OF ‘WHITE COLLAR’ & ‘COVERT AFFAIRS’
  Fans have waited long enough. Next week, season five of the hit USA original series WHITE COLLAR premieres on its new night, Thursday, October 17 at 9/8c followed by the season four return of COVERT AFFAIRS at 10/9c. In a remarkable role reversal, the critically acclaimed WHITE COLLAR picks up immediately following the shocking arrest of FBI Agent Peter Burke (Tim DeKay), who is accused of murdering a senator. Neal Caffrey (Matt Bomer) is determined to set the record straight and figure out a way to overturn the charges, which may mean striking a deal with the devil and returning to his conman roots. Meanwhile, with the season four return of COVERT AFFAIRS Annie Walker is shedding the life she once knew. Now, she’s a spy operating off the grid in pursuit of Henry Wilcox (guest star Gregory Itzin). The action continues with marathons from NCIS: LOS ANGELES, LAW & ORDER: SVU, WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW and marathons of laughs from MODERN FAMILY.
  --THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 WHITE COLLAR – “At What Price” – 9/8c – SEASON FIVE PREMIERE
  With Peter (Tim DeKay) in prison facing murder charges and every shred of evidence pointing to him for Senator Pratt’s untimely death, Neal (Matt Bomer) must strike a deal with the devil to help try and clear Peter’s name. Nothing is off limits, even if it means owing a major debt.
  Guest Stars: Mark Sheppard, Boris McGiver
  The series also stars Willie Garson, Tiffani Thiessen, Marsha Thomason and Sharif Atkins.
  Social TV: Starting with the premiere, White Collar fans can access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync using their mobile devices. Get started sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
  The WHITE COLLAR season five premieres on its new night Thursday, October 17 at 9/8c **
  Season five of the hit USA original WHITE COLLAR returns in exciting form on its new night, Thursday, October 17 at 9/8c. In a remarkable role reversal, FBI Agent Peter Burke (Tim DeKay) is shockingly accused of murdering a senator and is behind bars. Neal Caffrey (Matt Bomer) is determined to set the record straight and figure out a way to overturn the charges, which means striking a deal with the devil and returning to his conman roots. Nothing is off limits, even if it means owing a major debt. Mark Sheppard returns in his devious role “The Dutchman,” Curtis Hagen – the art thief the duo put away in the series premiere.
  Guest stars for season five also include Emmy® award-winning actor Zeljko Ivanek, Warren Kole, Bridget Regan, Richard Thomas, Kim Dickens, Elizabeth Marvel, Boris McGiver, Zachary Booth and Steven Pasquale. WHITE COLLAR also stars Willie Garson, Tiffani Thiessen, Marsha Thomason and Sharif Atkins. Shot on location in and around New York City, WHITE COLLAR was created and is executive produced by Jeff Eastin and comes from Fox Television Studios. Jeff King and Nick Thiel serve as executive producers.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 COVERT AFFAIRS – “Dead” – 10/9c – SEASON FOUR RETURN
  Annie (Piper Perabo) begins her first deep cover operation completely on her own. Meanwhile, Auggie (Christopher Gorham), Joan (Kari Matchett), Arthur (Peter Gallagher) and the rest of the CIA manage the fallout from Annie’s “death” at Calder’s (Hill Harper) hands.
  Guest Stars: Seeta Indrani, Richard Short, Zuleikha Robinson, Gregory Itzin, Michelle Ryan, Mike Dopud
  Social TV: As fans watch their favorite spies, they can use their mobile devices to access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.

NON-FICTION

• ABC SEASON PREMIERE THE 24th SEASON OF "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS" KICKS OFF, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13 ON ABC
  This Season's Grand Prize: A Disney Parks Vacation for four to the Disneyland(r) Resort in California and the Walt Disney World(r) Resort in Florida
  "Episode 2401"- Our best pets including a fat cat determined to get through a small cat door, a round of "Name That Sound," a music montage of dogs causing trouble, an ear piercing technician accidently pierces her latex glove to her customer's ear, and Tom plays "What's the Deal With This?," are just a few of the highlights in the season premiere episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC THIS WEEK ON ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS" (10/14)
  NINE REMAINING CELEBRITIES COMMEMORATE “THE MOST MEMORABLE YEAR OF THEIR LIFE” ON ABC’S “DANCING WITH THE STARS” MONDAY, OCTOBER 14
  “Episode 1705” – The competition continues as nine remaining celebrities commemorate “The Most Memorable Year Of Their Life” on “Dancing with the Stars,” MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Each couple will dance to a song of the celebrities choosing that encompasses a memorable time or experience in their life. These heartfelt performances promise to be some of the most intense and emotional of the season. The show will also feature singer Aloe Blacc who will perform his hit song "Wake Me Up," accompanied by a select group of pro dancers. At the end of the night, one couple will face elimination.
  Hosted by Emmy® Award-winning host Tom Bergeron (“America’s Funniest Home Videos”) and Brooke Burke-Charvet (“Dancing with the Stars” Season 7 Champion), “Dancing with the Stars” is the hit series in which celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which are judged by renowned ballroom judge Len Goodman and dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba.
  Viewers may cast their votes for their favorite teams via phone on Monday nights during and up to 60 minutes after the end of the “Dancing with the Stars” broadcast in each time zone. Online voting at www.ABC.com and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/dancingwiththestars is open for 24 hours, beginning from the start of each episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT on Tuesday evenings. For the final week, on Monday, November 25, online voting will open for 15 hours, beginning from the start of the episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 11:00 a.m., ET/8:00 a.m., PT the next day. A custom Facebook app lets fans vote, share whom they voted for and say why, as well as see whom friends voted for.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 506
  GOAT RENTALS FOR LANDSCAPING NEEDS, AN UNUSUAL SOLUTION TO PAINFUL BIKINI WAXES AND AN EMOTIONAL UPDATE ON A SHARK TANK DEAL IN WHICH BARBARA CORCORAN INVESTED, ON ABC’S “SHARK TANK”
  “Episode 506” – Two men from Chapel Hill, North Carolina offer live goat rentals to provide grazing services for lawns with pesky weeds, and a couple from Charlotte, North Carolina pitch their children’s accessories line to the Sharks. A Los Angeles woman promotes her numbing cream and underwear for use before bikini waxing, and a couple from Upland, California promotes their popsicles made from fruits and veggies. There’s also an emotional update on Nardo’s Naturals, an organic skin care line in St. Petersburg, Florida. Since their deal two seasons ago with Shark Barbara Corcoran, the entrepreneurs had to overcome a family tragedy to keep their business going, on “Shark Tank,” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of “Shark Tank” are Mark Cuban, Barbara Corcoran, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, and Kevin O’Leary.
   

• ABC Friday October 18 10:00pm
  TONIGHT ON 20/20 (10/18) “SUSPICION” ON “20/20” Airing Friday, October 18, 10 pm on ABC
  On New Year’s Day in 2009, Kelly Osborn's daughter Sheena was found dead in a Bradenton Beach, FL hotel room. When police found her hanging, they quickly classified the death a suicide. But according to Osborn, her daughter had everything to live for and was not suicidal. So she began a quest to get the death classified as a homicide and began her own investigation in search of the truth, which led her to Sheena’s fiancé. David Muir reports on the evidence that was missed and the questions that were never asked. Is Osborn, in her grief, persecuting an innocent man? Anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and David Muir, “20/20” airs FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 (10:00 – 11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC Saturday October 19
  SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PRESENTED BY WINDOWS GAME
   

• BET Hip Hop Awards October 15, 2013 8 pm Eastern
  Uncle Snoop hosts the annual gala honoring hip-hop artists. Slated performers include Rick Ross; Meek Mill; 2 Chainz; Kendrick Lamar; Slaughterhouse; and Lil Kim.
   
• CBS “60 MINUTES” LISTINGS FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2013
  DETROIT – Decades of declining population, reduced tax revenues, corruption and other misfortunes have put a former industrial capital of America on the brink of bankruptcy. Bob Simon reports on the decline of an American city and the people determined to bring it back Tanya Simon is the producer.
  BOY WONDER - Jack Andraka is the smartest kid in science class and probably in his entire high school. But the teen who may have invented an early test for pancreatic cancer – an organ he says he didn’t even know he had when he began his quest – says creativity rather than brains played the bigger role in his discovery. Morley Safer reports. Katy Textor is the producer.
  RESCUE -- In a true story that could be a Hollywood movie, a young assistant bank manager at a Saigon Citibank risks his life to save 105 Vietnamese, spiriting them out of the besieged city in 1975 by duping the American military into thinking they were his own family. Lesley Stahl reports. Shachar Bar-On is the producer.
   
• CBS IN LISBON, PORTUGAL, ONE TEAM TAKES A HUGE RISK IN HOPES OF A BIG REWARD, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, OCT. 13
  “King Arthur Style” – In Lisbon, Portugal, one team takes a huge risk in the hopes of a big reward, and racers get medieval in a knightly Road Block, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, Oct. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   
• CBS ONE CASTAWAY SACRIFICES THEIR OWN LIFE IN THE GAME FOR A LOVED ONE, ON “SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 16
  "The Dead Can Still Talk" – One castaway sacrifices their own life in the game for a loved one. Meanwhile, this season of blindsides continues at a wild, unpredictable tribal council, on SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER, Wednesday, Oct. 16 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS Saturday October 19 10:00pm
  48 Hours TBA
   
• CBS THE BUFFETS, INC. BOSS BREAKS COVER WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS A DISH WASHER WITH A BAD ATTITUDE, ON “UNDERCOVER BOSS,” FRIDAY, OCT. 18
  “Buffets” – Anthony Wedo, CEO of Buffets, Inc., the country’s largest steak buffet chain, breaks cover when he encounters a dish washer with a nasty attitude. Also, the high-energy Boss learns to work the grill station, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, Oct. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• The CW FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —
  (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl Who Gets Kissed on an Elephant” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  THE MODELS LOSE FOCUS AS THE END OF THE COMPETITION DRAWS NEAR — While in Bali, the models embrace the culture during an outdoor photo shoot, where one model in particular has a bad attitude that affects his performance. Two of the models lose sight of the goal to win the competition and instead focus on their affection for one another (#2012).
   
• E! Keeping Up with the Kardashians "Paparazzi & Papas" New! Sun, Oct 13 9:00 PM
  Season 8, Episode 17 Concerned about the restless paparazzi and her approaching due date, the family strongly encourage Kim to come up with a plan for when she goes into labor. Meanwhile, Khloe and Kourtney play matchmaker for their grandmother who they try to set up on a blind date.
   
• FOX SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s Major League Baseball coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted tonight.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #2—(8:00 PM-CC ET live/5:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13, ON FOX
  FOX Sports presents exclusive live coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2013 postseason with Game 2 of the American League Championship Series with teams and sites TBD. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be calling the action with field reporter Ken Rosenthal when the game airs Sunday, Oct. 13 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1410) (n/a)
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Due to the AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME #4, local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: THE X FACTOR is preempted tonight.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #4—(7:30 PM-CC ET live/4:30 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES  WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, ON FOX
  FOX Sports presents exclusive live coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2013 postseason with Game 4 of the American League Championship Series with teams and sites TBD. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be calling the action with field reporter Ken Rosenthal when the game airs Wednesday, Oct. 16 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1411) (n/a)
   
• FOX THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 [EDITOR’S NOTE: THE X FACTOR could be preempted by the AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES GAME #5.]
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE FOUR CHAIR CHALLENGE CONTINUES ON “THE X FACTOR” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX
  Contestants sing on the “X” stage for a spot in the Top 16 as THE X FACTOR’s new Four Chair Challenge round continues with judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. The new competition round will determine who will remain in each category - Girls, Boys, Over 25s and Groups. The judges face their toughest decisions so far, as they continue to narrow down their groups to their final four. Mario Lopez hosts the “Four Chair Challenge, Round #3” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Thursday, Oct. 17 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-313/14) (TV-14 D, L)
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio
  Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of MASTERCHEF is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“MASTERCHEF”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE KIDS CREATE TASTY DISHES USING YUCKY INGREDIENTS ON AN ALL-NEW “MASTERCHEF” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
  In the next mystery box challenge, the junior home cooks must create a dish using “food kids hate,” including liver, sardines and blue cheese. The winner of the challenge earns a sweet advantage in the next round. Later, in the elimination round, the kids have 90 minutes to create an impressive layer cake with at least three layers. Find out which desserts impressed the judges in the all-new “Junior Edition: Bad Food Bares” episode of MASTERCHEF airing Friday, Oct. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (JRM-104) (TV-PG L) 
  Host/Judge: Gordon Ramsay Judges: Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot
   
• FXX Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell airs Monday through Thursday 11PM
  CLIPS FROM WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2013
  Prominent Black Lady News: Oprah Edition In Prominent Black Lady News, Kamau comes to the realization that Oprah may be God. Sorry Oprah! Please forgive Kamau for the jokes he's about to commit!
  Kamau Interview Colin Quinn Kamau chats with comedian Colin Quinn about NY comedy club memories, his thoughts on the "new" Brooklyn and his upcoming comedy tour Unconstitutional.
  Saturday White Live Saturday Night Live recently hired 6 new cast members, all of which are white. Really? There isn't ONE black lady ready for SNL? Kamau would beg to differ.
  CLIPS FROM THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2013
  Kamau Interviews Death The subject of the hit documentary "A Band Called Death", Death are true rock and roll visionaries. Tonight, they shared their incredible story with Kamau.
  Death Performs Live! Kamau proudly welcomes to the stage, Death! Formed in the 70's, before the rise of punk rock, Death were visionaries and are back to melt your face off! Watch Totally Biased all new nightly at 11:00P on FXX!
   
• Lifetime Project Runway "Finale, Part 2" New! Thu, Oct 17 9:00 PM
  Conclusion. In the Season 12 finale, the still-standing clothiers showcase their lines at Lincoln Center in New York City, after which the winner is revealed. Kerry Washington is the guest judge.
  The 12^th season of Project Runway comes to a close on Thursday, October 17 and a winner will be crowned. Below is a link to some of Tim Gunn’s best moments from season 12.  As Tim would fashionably say we hope you can “Make it Work” ! Link
   
• NBC "FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA" "101313"
  10/13/2013 (07:00PM - 08:20PM) (Sunday)
   
• "NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" "WASHINGTON REDSKINS AT DALLAS COWBOYS"
  10/13/2013 (08:20PM - 11:30PM) (Sunday)
   
• NBC The Biggest Loser is right around the corner (October 15 to be exact)! Meet the new contestants, including R&B superstar Ruben Studdard and Olympic weightlifter Holley Mangold, in the interviews below! And check in with our nutritionist and trainers to learn about the new Trainer Save and the intense casting process they were a part of.
  Nutritionist Cheryl Forberg Matt and Jennifer David and Fernanda Dolvett Tumi and Rachel
  Craig and Jay Marie and Tanya Chelsea and Bobby Hap and Holley Bob Talks Season 15
  Jillian Ruben Studdard Talks The Biggest Loser Season 15
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BATTLES PREMIERE"
  10/14/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : THE BATTLES BEGIN – THE COACHES ENLIST FELLOW ARTISTS CHER, ED SHEERAN, MIGUEL AND RYAN TEDDER TO PREPARE THEIR ARTISTS FOR BATTLE – The "battle rounds" begin and the coaches enlist the help of the music industry’s top recording artists to offer their knowledge and skills as advisers. Adam Levine teams up with Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic, Blake Shelton with Cher, CeeLo Green with Miguel and Christina Aguilera with Ed Sheeran. In this phase, the coaches pit two of their own team members against each other in a dueling duet. After the vocal face-off, each coach must choose which artist from their team is the strongest, and has the option of stealing losing artists from an opposing coach. Each coach has two steals during the battle rounds where their artists will proceed to the new knockout rounds. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER" "1501"
  10/15/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : INSPIRING CONTESTANTS, INCLUDING SHOW’S FIRST CELEBRITY PLAYER, RUBEN STUDDARD, UPLIFTING "SECOND CHANCES" THEME AND POWERFUL NEW ROLES FOR THE TRAINERS HIGHLIGHT SEASON 15 – "The Biggest Loser" returns with 15 inspiring contestants – including the show’s first celebrity player, Ruben Studdard, an uplifting "Second Chances" theme and powerful new roles for trainers Bob Harper, Jillian Michaels and Dolvett Quince. For the first time ever in the show’s history, trainers sat in on casting sessions and helped select the new contestants, and also received a "trainer save," allowing each one to save one eliminated contestant from going home. Contestants eager for a second chance to reclaim their health and re-write their futures include "American Idol" winner Ruben Studdard, this season’s heaviest contestant at 462 pounds, David Brown, who lost his first wife to an almost decade-long battle with cancer and is now fighting for his life so he can be there for his daughters, and Tanya Winfield, a single mom addicted to food who grew up with a teenage mom addicted to drugs, who is eager to break the cycle of addiction in her family. Also competing this season will be Olympic weight lifter Holley Mangold, hoping to get in the best shape possible for a second chance at gold in the 2016 Olympics, and Matt Hooper, who postponed his wedding to be on the show so he could give his fiancé the best physical version of himself. Alison Sweeney hosts the series.
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BATTLES PREMIERE, PART 2"
  10/15/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Tuesday) : THE BATTLES CONTINUE – THE COACHES ENLIST FELLOW ARTISTS CHER, ED SHEERAN, MIGUEL AND RYAN TEDDER TO PREPARE THEIR ARTISTS FOR BATTLE – The "battle rounds" continue and the coaches enlist the help of the music industry’s top recording artists to offer their knowledge and skills as advisers. Adam Levine teams up with Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic, Blake Shelton with Cher, CeeLo Green with Miguel and Christina Aguilera with Ed Sheeran. In this phase, the coaches pit two of their own team members against each other in a dueling duet. After the vocal face-off, each coach must choose which artist from their team is the strongest, and has the option of stealing losing artists from an opposing coach. Each coach has two steals during the battle rounds where their artists will proceed to the new knockout rounds. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2304"
  10/18/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) :
   
• NBC "NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL" "USC @ NOTRE DAME (10/19/13)"
  10/19/2013 (07:30PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) :
   
• PBS NOVA Making Stuff with David Pogue
  Premieres October 16, 23, 30 and November 6th at 9PM/8c
  In this four-part special series, New York Times technology correspondent and best-selling author David Pogue takes a wild ride through the cutting-edge science that is powering a next wave of technological innovation. With his zany humor and zest for discovery, Pogue meets the scientists and engineers who are plunging to the bottom of the temperature scale, finding design inspiration in nature, and breaking every speed limit to make tomorrow's "stuff" Faster, Wilder, Safer, and Colder.
   
• PBS NOTABLE CHEFS "POP-UP" SPONTANEOUS FEASTS IN UNUSUAL LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA IN NEW TV SERIES MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING
  Guest chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more join Host/Chef Pete Evans
  13-Episode Culinary Journey to Launch on Public Television Stations Beginning September 7, 2013 (check local listings)
  Secret Sea Cove, CA: Chef Ravi Kapur
  Premieres as of October 19
  Pete Evans joins Chef Kapur in a cooking adventure unlike any other, in which they cook in a ?restaurant without walls.? With majestic views of the Pacific Ocean as backdrop, Pete and Ravi cook up a delightful beachfront feast for over 150 guests. The guests are in for a surprise when the tide comes up to wash over their feet during the meal!
   
• truTV Programming Alert Impractical Jokers Enhanced Episodes
  The guys from truTV's hit show Impractical Jokers are going to take over the network's primetime lineup on Oct. 17 and 24 with special marathons of enhanced, hand-picked episodes each night. The fun leads up to a brand new episode featuring a guest appearance by rockers Imagine Dragons Oct. 24, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT). Photo 
  Impractical Jokers: DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS – Thursday, Oct. 17, 9-11 p.m. (ET/PT) – TV-14-DLS
  The guys from Impractical Jokers highlight secrets from their past in these enhanced episodes. Joe, Murr, Sal and Q will share personal stories viewers have never heard and divulge surprising behind-the-scenes revelations. Plus, more secrets will be exposed in a never-before-seen bonus clip from the Impractical Jokers archives. Video
  truTV's hit series Impractical Jokers currently airs Thursdays at 10 p.m. (ET/PT). The show centers on Q, Murr, Joe and Sal, four longtime friends who dare one another to do ridiculous things in public, then capture their extreme dares on hidden camera, complete with the unsuspecting public's amused, confused, or flabbergasted reactions.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 USA DAYTIME – 11am/10c – 3pm/2c
  Cat Greenleaf’s new Daytime Chats feature WHITE COLLAR stars Tiffani Thiessen, Willie Garson, and Sharif Atkins as they talk about the new season and what fans can expect.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, MO and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.

RERUNS

• ABC SCANDAL: “GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER” (10/15) – EPISODE CHANGE
  OLIVIA’S PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT HER ON ABC’S “SCANDAL”
  “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” – Through flashbacks we learn more about Olivia’s estranged relationship with her father. Meanwhile, both the White House and Pope & Associates are still in the middle of cleaning up the very big and very public mess they created, on “Scandal,” TUESDAY OCTOBER 15 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast–OAD: 10/10/13)
  Editor’s Note: This program replaces “LUCKY 7: Pay Day.”
  Guest starring Kate Burton as Vice President Sally Langston, Norm Lewis as Senator Edison Davis, Brian Letscher as Tom, Steven W. Bailey as Coroner Noah Elliot, Samantha Sloyan as Jeanine Locke, Sharmila Devar as Lauren and Joe Morton as Rowan.
  “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” was written by Heather Mitchell and directed by Allison Liddi-Brown.
   

• ABC Family's 13 NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN Returns!
  Night One – Saturday, October 19 The 15th annual 13 NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN launches an all-day scarefest with a mini marathon of comedy series “The Middle,” featuring all of the Heck family’s Halloween hijinks (7:00 – 8:30 AM ET/PT). New York’s only hope in the midst of a crime wave is the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” (8:30 – 10:30 AM ET/PT). Gotham City is under attack by The Joker in “Batman” at 10:30 AM – 1:30 PM ET/PT, then “Batman Returns” (1:30 – 4:30 PM ET/PT) to thwart The Penguin’s evil plans. “Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride” (4:30 – 6:25 PM ET/PT) kicks off a Tim Burton double feature, with “Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas” (6:25 – 8:00 PM ET/PT) doubling your frights. Catch the network premiere of “Disney/Pixar’s Toy Story OF TERROR!” (8:00 – 8:30 PM ET/PT), where Buzz, Woody and all your favorite toys must work together to track down their missing friend. Then meet us down on the Scare Floor for “Disney/Pixar’s Monsters, Inc.” (8:30 – 10:30 PM ET/PT). We wrap up our night with how Batman came to be in “Batman Begins” at 10:30 PM – 12:30 AM ET/PT.
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE HAVE DIFFERENT IDEAS ON HOW TO HANDLE THEIR NEW PRE-APPROVED CREDIT CARD, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, OCT. 19
  Cedric The Entertainer (“Barbershop,” “The Steve Harvey Show”) Guest Stars as Earl’s Son
  “And The Pre-Approved Credit Card” – A new pre-approved credit card causes strife between Max and Caroline, who have different opinions on what to charge on it. Meanwhile, Earl’s estranged son arrives in the Big Apple with hopes of becoming a stand-up comedian, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, on a special night and time, Saturday, Oct. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Cedric The Entertainer (“Barbershop,” “The Steve Harvey Show”) guest stars as Earl’s son, Darius. (Originally broadcast 10/29/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Sonny Lee and Patrick Walsh
  DIRECTED BY: Thomas Kail (Re-Run)
   

• CBS THE CSIs NEED TO ACE THE CASE INVOLVING A RISING TENNIS STAR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, OCT. 19
  Guest Stars Include 18-Time Grand Slam Champion Chris Evert, Three-Time Grand Slam Champion Lindsay Davenport and Announcer and Former Tennis Pro Justin Gimelstob as Themselves
  Model Catrinel Menghia Marlon Guest Stars as Italian Bombshell Elisabetta
  "Double Fault" — The CSIs need to ace the case involving a rising tennis star. Meanwhile, the CSIs are surprised to hear Hodges is engaged to an Italian bombshell, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, on a special night and time, Saturday, Oct. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include 18-time Grand Slam Champion Chris Evert, three-time Grand Slam Champion Lindsay Davenport, announcer and former tennis pro Justin Gimelstob as themselves and model Catrinel Menghia Marlon as Italian bombshell Elisabetta. (Originally broadcast 1/23/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Melissa Byer and Treena Hancock
  DIRECTED BY: Brad Tanenbaum (Re-Run)
   

• CBS A LETTER FROM HOWARD’S FATHER FORCES HOWARD TO CONFRONT HIS PAST, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, MONDAY, OCT. 14
  “The Closet Reconfiguration" – Howard struggles with whether or not he should open a letter from his father, and Leonard and Penny throw a “grown-up” cocktail party at the apartment, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, at a special night and time, Monday, Oct. 14 (9:00 – 9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 3/14/2013)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Steve Holland and Eric Kaplan
  DIRECTED BY: Anthony Rich
   

• CBS BARNEY TRIES TO HELP TED LAND A NEW GIRL BY USING THE PLAYBOOK ROBIN THOUGHT HE HAD DESTROYED, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, OCT. 19
  “Weekend at Barney’s” — When Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney tries to help him land a new girl by using the infamous playbook Robin thought he had destroyed. Meanwhile, at a gallery opening where Lily hopes to make a good impression, Marshall ends up unintentionally getting noticed, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, on a special night, Saturday, Oct. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/25/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: George Sloan
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• The CW FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 REIGN — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Pilot” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  DANGER AND INTRIGUE LURK AROUND EVERY DARK CASTLE CORNER IN THIS STORY OF A YOUNG, MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS — After spending a childhood safely hidden away in a monastery, a teenage Mary Stuart (Adelaide Kane) arrives in France where she has been sent to secure Scotland’s strategic alliance by formalizing her arranged engagement to the French King’s dashing son, Prince Francis (Toby Regbo). Further complicating things is Bash (Torrance Coombs), Francis’ handsome, roguish half-brother and Francis’ mother, Queen Catherine (Megan Follows). When the strong-willed Queen learns of a prophecy that marriage to Mary will cost Francis his life, she is determined to save her son, no matter how many others have to pay with their lives. Brad Silberling directed the episode written by Laurie McCarthy and Stephanie SenGupta (#101).
   

• FOX FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE LINES BETWEEN THE LIVING AND THE DEAD ARE BLURRED ON “SLEEPY HOLLOW” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
  When an unidentified boy is discovered in Sleepy Hollow, Ichabod Crane and Lt. Abbie Mills are called to the scene. After speaking with the child, they immediately realize that something sinister and sickly is afoot and the duo go on a hunt to discover his home and origins – and are shocked by what they find in the “John Doe” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Friday, Oct. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-105) (TV-14 V)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19 [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: DADS, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT could be preempted by the AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES GAME #6.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of DADS, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “DADS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ELI AND WARNER FIND A WAY TO GET ALONG WITH THEIR DADS ON “DADS” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
  Ghost Child Games is in need of a new video game concept. So Warner and Veronica encourage Eli to revert to his tried-and-true method of coming up with ideas: “medicinally enhanced” baked goods. But the guys discover an even better use for the treats when David and Crawford start eating them and totally mellowing out in the “Heckuva Job, Brownie” episode of DADS airing Saturday, Oct. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DDS-102) (TV-14 D, L, S)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19 --“BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JAKE GETS ASSIGNED A SMALL CASE THAT TEACHES HIM A BIG LESSON ON “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
  When Jake is late for roll call, Captain Holt assigns him to a graffiti case that Jake feels is below his level. However, when the culprit turns out to be the Deputy Commissioner’s son, the case becomes a major problem. Meanwhile, Gina’s psychic friend visits the precinct and gets inside Charles’ head in the “The Tagger” episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Saturday, Oct. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BRK-102) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Michael Grant as Trevor; James M. Connor as Deputy Commissioner Podolski; Artemis Pebdani as Carlene.
   

• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19 —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS AND NICK TAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SOUTH OF THE BORDER ON “NEW GIRL” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
  Picking up immediately after the events of the Season Two finale (Cece's cancelled wedding), Nick and Jess decide to go "all in" on their romantic relationship – which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town.  But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it’s Schmidt and Winston to the (possible) rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth (guest star Merritt Wever), and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle in the “All In” episode of NEW GIRL airing Saturday, Oct. 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-301) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Merritt Wever as Elizabeth; Hemky Madera as Security Guard (Gabriel)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19 --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A NEW DOCTOR CHECKS IN WHILE MINDY CHECKS OUT OF HAITI ON “THE MINDY PROJECT” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
  James Franco (“127 Hours”) Guest-Stars
  As Mindy and Casey adjust to their new life in Haiti, their blissful time is cut short when Mindy suddenly falls ill and is airlifted back to New York. Meanwhile, Schulman & Associates welcome their new resident OB/GYN Paul Leotard (guest star James Franco), a charming, former model who also happens to be a sex therapist and offers sex therapy advice to Danny and Christina in the “All My Problems Solved Forever” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Saturday, Oct. 19 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-201) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Anders Holm as Casey; Chloe Sevigny as Christina; James Franco as Dr. Paul Leotard.
   

• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19 **ONE-HOUR EPISODE**--“ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD ON ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
  For Mature Audiences
  In an encore of the “The Rabbit Who Broke All The Rules” episode of AXE COP, Axe Cop gets a lesson in parenting when a mysterious, silent boy shows up asking Axe Cop to be his father. After some nudging by Flute Cop, Axe Cop brings the boy to his Tri-Annual Learn Out camp to teach him how to kick and chop heads off. However, no one knows that the boy happens to be possessed by the soul of Axe Cop’s first kill: a rabbit that broke all the rules by eating coconuts. Then, in an encore of the “Birthday Month” episode of AXE COP, Axe Cop travels to South Pole World to track down his parents’ killer – Bad Santa (guest voice Raymond Barry).  In an encore of the “Bullies” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, upbeat and super-positive teen Marsh Merriwether (Vincent Kartheiser) learns a valuable lesson when his best friend is accused of bullying. Meanwhile, Cassandra (Mandy Moore) gets ready for the “It Gets Better After High School” high school dance. Then, in an encore of the  “Adoption” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, Marsh (Vincent Kartheiser) discovers the band is wildly popular in China just as Cassandra (Mandy Moore) goes through a major identity crisis when she finds out that she’s actually adopted…and Chinese. Don’t miss the full hour of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF airing Saturday, Oct. 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (ANI-110) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "INTERNS"
  10/18/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Friday) : Mike’s (Michael J. Fox) plan to get closer to Eve (Juliette Goglia) by getting her an internship at the station backfires when she appears to idolize his nemesis, Susan Rodriguez-Jones (guest star Anne Heche). Inspired by Eve's internship, Ian (Conor Romero) decides to hire an intern himself for his Internet start-up. Meanwhile, Annie (Betsy Brandt) struggles with how to give Leigh (Katie Finneran) honest notes on her young adult novel.
   

• NBC "SEAN SAVES THE WORLD" "DATE EXPECTATIONS"
  10/18/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : SEAN ALLOWS ELLIE TO GO TO A PARTY WHILE HE GOES ON A BLIND DATE – ROBERT GANT GUEST STARS – While worried about Ellie's (Samantha Isler) whereabouts, Sean (Sean Hayes) has a blind date with a Periodontist, Chase (Robert Gant). Meanwhile back at the office, Max (Thomas Lennon) thinks Sean has a crush on him. Megan Hilty and Echo Kellum also star.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13 COVERT AFFAIRS marathon – 9am/8c
  Missed any episodes from season four of COVERT AFFAIRS? If so, here’s your chance to catch the first five episodes of the season just in time for the return on Thursday, 10/17 at 10/9c! Tune in from 9am to 2pm.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13 LAW & ORDER: SVU “Crooked Cases” marathon – 2pm/1c
  The detectives of the Special Victims Unit are more than familiar with the seedy underbelly of New York City, but these episodes take it to another level. Tune-in as they tackle some of the most crooked cases of all time! Even the most highly-trained and experienced officers can be thrown off of the scent by a crafty cover-up. Tune in from 2pm to 9pm.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13 MODERN FAMILY – 9/8c
  Catch the Pritchetts, Dunphys, Tucker-Pritchetts and the rest of the MODERN FAMILY crew from 9pm to 12am Sunday nights on USA and connect with MODERN FAMILY LIVE – a not-to-be-missed, real-time social activation. Fans can watch, play along on their connected device and see real-time on-air results to polls, fan meters and more. The top registered players will be featured on-air at the end of the night. Viewers can login at ModernFamilyLIVE.com.
  “A Slight at the Opera” (episode 414) – 9/8c
  “Bad Hair Day” (episode 416) – 9:30/8:30c
  “The Wow Factor” (episode 418) – 10/9c
  “The Future Dunphys” (episode 419) – 10:30/9:30c
  “Slow Down Your Neighbors” (episode 211) – 11/10c
  “Our Children, Ourselves” (episode 212) – 11:30/10:30c
   

• USA Network MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 NCIS: LOS ANGELES marathon – 6am / 5c
  Celebrate Christopher Columbus day with an all-day NCIS: LOS ANGELES marathon. He’d appreciate the gesture from his fellow sailors (investigators). The marathon airs from 6am to 8pm.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c
  Calling all “MOFYs!” Tune-in from 8pm to 11pm to cherish some of your favorite episodes! The series stars Ed O’Neill, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Nolan Gould and Rico Rodriguez.
  “Halloween” (episode 206) – 8/7c
  “Chirp” (episode 207) – 8:30/7:30c
  “Manny Get Your Gun” (episode 208) – 9/8c
  “Mother Tucker” (episode 209) – 9:30/8:30c
  “Dance Dance Revelation” (episode 210) – 10/9c
  “Mother’s Day” (episode 221) – 10:30/9:30c
   

• USA Network WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c
  Catch two episodes of MODERN FAMILY from 8pm to 9pm.
  “Treehouse” (episode 307) – 8/7c
  “After the Fire” (episode 308) – 8:30/7:30c
   

• USA Network FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c – TGIMF (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family),
  Every Friday will be family night, otherwise known as TGIMF, (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family), when the entire brood can watch MODERN FAMILY together from 8pm to 11pm. Families also use their mobile devices to add fun to their evening. They can go to sync.usanetwork.com so see exclusive second screen content or sync using Twitter, Shazam, Viggle, NextGuide, or zeebox.
  “Lifetime Supply” (episode 311) – 8/7c
  “Egg Drop” (episode 312) – 8:30/7:30c
  “Leap Day” (episode 317) – 9/8c
  “Baby on Board” (episode 324) – 9:30/8:30c
  “Fizbo” (episode 109) – 10/9c
  “Good Cop, Bad Dog” (episode 222) – 10:30/9:30c
  

OTHER

• ABC’S MUSIC LOUNGE IS LIVE WITH A NEW INSTALLMENT OF THE “NASHVILLE”-INSPIRED DOCU-WEB SERIES, “ON THE RECORD,” FEATURING THE ORIGINAL SONG “WHAT IF I WAS WILLING,” PERFORMED BY CHRIS CARMACK AND SAM PALLADIO
  “What If I Was Willing” Available on iTunes and ABC Music Lounge!
  ABC Music Lounge’s “Nashville”-inspired docu-web series, “On the Record,” is live at www.abc.com/musiclounge with the original song, “What If I Was Willing” written by Brian Davis, Randy Montana and Billy Montana and performed by Sam Palladio as Gunnar Scott and again separately by Chris Carmack as Will Lexington. The song is available on iTunes and ABC.com/MusicLounge and is featured in this week’s episode of “Nashville,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Clips Available: http://abc.go.com/site/music-lounge/nashville-on-the-record
  Set in a beautiful barn just outside of Nashville, this week’s “On the Record: What If I Was Willing,” goes behind the scenes for a special acoustic performance with songwriters Brian Davis, Randy Montana and Billy Montana, and later into the studio with acclaimed producer Michael Knox (Jason Aldean, Kelly Clarkson). Interviews with the songwriters, “Nashville’s” creator/executive producer, Callie Khouri and Chris Carmack (Will Lexington), further acknowledge the extraordinary collaboration that went into creating this week’s featured song.
   

• Charlie Sheen's Hit Comedy Anger Management: Volume Two Arrives On Blu-ray, DVD And Digital Download October 15 From Lionsgate
  Starring Charlie Sheen, the much talked about comedy series, Anger Management: Volume Two, arrives on Blu-ray Disc (plus Digital HD UltraViolet), DVD (plus Digital UltraViolet) and Digital Download October 15 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment.
  The hilarious hit comedy series, Anger Management, is back and continues to win over audiences everywhere! Headlined by Charlie Sheen, Anger Management: Volume Two arrives on Blu-ray Disc (plus Digital HD UltraViolet), DVD (plus Digital UltraViolet) and Digital Download October 15 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Fans of the series can now bring home the second volume of 2012's highest rated new comedy show on cable, which also features Selma Blair (The Sweetest Thing, Cruel Intentions), Shawnee Smith (Saw) and Martin Sheen (TV's "The West Wing," Apocalypse Now).
  Anger Management: Volume Two follows Charlie Goodman (Sheen), a non-traditional therapist specializing in anger management. He has a successful private practice, holding sessions with his group of primary patient regulars each week, as well as performing pro bono counseling for an inmate group at a state prison. His life is complicated by his relationships with his own therapist and best friend, his ex-wife whose positive outlook but poor life-choices frustrate Charlie, their 15 year-old daughter who has OCD, and of course, his interfering and meddlesome father, Martin.
  The Anger Management: Volume Two Blu-ray Disc and DVD includes all 22 episodes plus an exclusive bonus gag reel. The Blu-ray Disc and DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $34.97 and $34.98, respectively.
   

• ABC NEWS’ BOB WOODRUFF TO GIVE A KEYNOTE ADDRESS AT DISNEY’S ‘VETERANS INSTITUTE’ WORKSHOP
  Free ‘Veterans Institute’ program is designed to encourage and support hiring of military veterans
  Disney will share expertise from its ‘Heroes Work Here’ initiative with other companies to help them build their own veteran-hiring programs
  October 7, 2013 -- Burbank, Calif. and Lake Buena Vista, Fla. – ABC News Anchor Bob Woodruff will give a keynote address at Disney’s first-ever ‘Veterans Institute’ workshop on November 14, 2013. Building on its successful Heroes Work Here initiative to hire, train and support military veterans, Disney will host the free Veterans Institute workshop at Walt Disney World Resort to inspire other companies to employ servicemen and women transitioning to the private sector.
  On January 29, 2006, while reporting on U.S. and Iraqi security forces, Woodruff was seriously injured by a roadside bomb that struck his vehicle near Taji, Iraq. In February 2007, just 13 months after being wounded in Iraq, Woodruff returned to ABC News with his first on-air report, "To Iraq and Back: Bob Woodruff Reports." The hour-long, primetime documentary chronicled his traumatic brain injury (TBI), his painstaking recovery and the plight of thousands of service members returning from Iraq and Afghanistan with similar injuries. Woodruff continues to cover traumatic brain injuries for all ABC News broadcasts and platforms and was honored with a Peabody Award in 2008 for his reporting on the subject.
  In February 2007, Woodruff and his wife, Lee, co-wrote a bestselling memoir, In an Instant, chronicling his injuries in Iraq and how their family persevered through a time of intense trauma and uncertainty. The Woodruff family established the Bob Woodruff Foundation (BWF) to raise money to assist injured service members, veterans and their families.
  “Returning veterans need tools and opportunities in order to move onto the next chapter in their lives. I'm pleased to participate in an event that enables companies to reach out to these heroes so that they can thrive after they return home,” said Mr. Woodruff.
   

• From one of the most successful comedy tours of all time, Kevin Hart's 2012 global concert tour, Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain arrives on Blu-ray Combo Pack (plus DVD and Digital HD UltraViolet), DVD (plus Digital UltraViolet), Video on Demand, Digital HD and Pay-Per-View October 15 from Summit Entertainment, a LIONSGATE company, Codeblack Films and Hartbeat Productions.
  Capturing the laughter, energy and mayhem from comedy superstar Kevin Hart's 2012 global concert tour, Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain arrives on Blu-ray Combo Pack (plus DVD and Digital HD UltraViolet), DVD (plus Digital UltraViolet), Video on Demand, Digital HD and Pay-Per-View October 15 from Summit Entertainment, a LIONSGATE company, Codeblack Films and Hartbeat Productions. Filmed live in New York City at two sold-out performances at Madison Square Garden, the film captures Hart's hysterically funny live performance as he explains his unique view on the world in laugh-out-loud detail. Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain has generated more than $32 million in domestic theatrical ticket sales to date, and earned over $10 million dollars opening weekend, becoming the 4th top-grossing stand-up film of all time.
  Kevin Hart (TV's "Real Husbands of Hollywood," Think Like A Man) is center stage again in this follow-up to the successful 2011 theatrical release Kevin Hart: Laugh At My Pain delivering over an hour of gut-busting, tear inducing laughter that will give audiences a new perspective on the world around them. Including two featurettes and music videos inspired by the film, Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain will "keep you laughing" (Essence.com) and will be available on Blu-ray Combo Pack and DVD for the suggested retail price of $29.99 and $21.98, respectively.
   

• EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE/On Blu-ray & DVD Combo Pack October 15th
  EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE (2013) stars Sharon Hinnendael (Rites of Passage, “Look”) as Charlotte, a timid and sheltered teen who has just left an all-girls Catholic school for a new life at a co-ed university. But an ancient evil has followed her here
  ANCHOR BAY FILMS proudly presents EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE ON BLU-RAY™and DVD OCTOBER 15, 2013
  THE CULT CLASSIC 1995 VERSION STARRING ALYSSA MILANO, WILL ALSO BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON BLU-RAY™
  BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Anchor Bay Films is proud to announce the home entertainment debut of the erotic horror film, EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE, starring Sharon Hinnendael (Rites of Passage, “Look”), Tiio Horn (Defiance, Hemlock Grove), C.C. Sheffield (“True Blood”), Chelsey Marie Reist (12 Rounds: Reloaded) and Victor Webster (Continuum) available on Blu-ray™/DVD Combo Pack and DVD October 15th.  The film is a reimagining of the 1995 cult classic version starring Alyssa Milano, which will also be made available on Blu-ray™ for the very first time on October 15th.
  EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE (2013) stars Sharon Hinnendael (Rites of Passage, “Look”) as Charlotte, a timid and sheltered teen who has just left an all-girls Catholic school for a new life at a co-ed university. But an ancient evil has followed her here, tormenting her with disturbing nightmares and tempting her with forbidden desires. It is a hunger that can only be satiated by sensual pleasures of the flesh…and a thirst for blood. It’s a battle for her soul… and one she’s losing. But Charlotte is a fighter. The chaos and torment threatens to unleash her own inner beast, and anyone even close to her may find themselves embracing their own horrific fate.
  Also separately available on Blu-ray™ for the first time and DVD on the Anchor Bay Entertainment label is the ground-breaking 1995 infamous erotic version starring former “Who’s The Boss?” child star and “Charmed” vixen Alyssa Milano. Milano stars as Charlotte, a shy, sexually inexperienced college freshman stalked by a handsome British vampire (Martin Kemp of The Krays) who believes her to be the reincarnation of his long-dead lover. But with only three days to seduce the teen virgin, he’ll tempt Charlotte with forbidden passions that include sensual dreams, a beautiful lesbian (Charlotte Lewis of The Golden Child), torrid threesomes, scorching orgies and beyond. Jordan Ladd (Club Dread), Rachel True (The Craft) and Jennifer Tilly (Bound) co-star in the sizzling supernatural classic Mr. Skin calls “the sexiest horror movie of all time!” 
   

• October/November DVD Releases: Beverly Hills 90210, Famly Ties, And More From CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution
  GENTLE BEN: SEASON ONE (10/15)
  Gentle Ben, the classic, family-friendly series about a boy and his 650 pound best friend Ben, is finally available on DVD with Gentle Ben: Season One. Relive one of the
  most beloved series of the 1960s, starring a young Clint Howard, Dennis Weaver of Gunsmoke fame, and a guest appearance from Ron Howard. Based on the children’s
  novel of the same name, Gentle Ben follows the adventures in the Florida Everglades of a game warden, Tom Wedloe (Dennis Weaver), his wife Ellen (Beth Brickell), their son Mark (Clint Howard), and Mark's tame bear Ben.
   

• Lionsgate Home Entertainment Releases a Variety of New Movies This October
  Follow two lifelong friends on their search for the next big idea when Ingenious,arrives on DVD (plus Digital Ultraviolet), Video On Demand, Digital Download and Pay-Per-View October 15 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment.Starring Dallas Roberts (TV's "The Walking Dead"), Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker) and Ayelet Zurer (Man of Steel), the film is centered on two friends and inventors down on their luck who are reminded that all great inventors inevitably fail before they succeed. The Ingenious DVD features behind the scenes interviews with the cast and crew and will be available for the suggested retail price of $26.98.
  Matt (Roberts) and Sam (Renner) are searching for the one big idea that will change their lives forever. But their inventions fall flat and their sales techniques leave the customers wanting. When one bad decision costs them everything they have and puts their friendship to the test, they find that hitting rock bottom could lead them to the most ingenious idea they've ever had.
  -Based on a true story about a mother's journey from heartbreak to hope comes the emotional heart-warming film, Prayers for Bobby, arriving on DVD October 15 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Starring three-time Academy Award® nominee Sigourney Weaver (Gorillas In The Mist, Working Girl, Aliens), Prayers for Bobby was nominated for two Primetime Emmy® Awards, a Golden Globe® Award and a Screen Actors Guild Award®. The DVD includes multiple featurettes, interviews with the real life Mary Griffith and cast and two PSA's from the nonprofit organizations the Trevor Project® and PFLAG®. The Prayers For Bobby DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.98.
  Bobby Griffith was his mother's favorite son. Struggling with the conflict of being gay, Bobby came out to his family. His mother, Mary rejected him, driving her favorite son to suicide. For Mary, it's the beginning of a long journey that extended beyond acceptance to her viable role as an advocate for gay and lesbian youth.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: "LOST GIRL" (10/6)
  PETER PAN OFFERS EMMA A MAP THAT WILL REVEAL HENRY’S WHEREABOUTS – BUT SHE MUST EMBRACE HER TRUE FEELINGS ABOUT HER IDENTITY BEFORE THE MAP WILL APPEAR
  TO HER -- AND THE EVIL QUEEN OFFERS SNOW WHITE THE CHANCE TO LIVE HER LIFE IN PEACE WITH PRINCE CHARMING – AT A PRICE -- ON ABC’S “ONCE UPON A TIME”
  “Lost Girl” – While Emma, Mary Margaret, David, Regina and Hook continue their search for Henry in Neverland, Peter Pan appears before a startled Emma and offers her a map that will reveal her son’s whereabouts. But the only way to make the map appear is for Emma to stop denying who she really is and come to grips with her true feelings about her identity – and Mr. Gold receives some unexpected advice from a friend that could lead him to understand his life’s journey while in Neverland. Meanwhile, in the Fairy Tale Land that was, when the Evil Queen presents Snow White with an offer to live her life with Charming in peace – with the caveat that she give up her claim to the throne – Charming makes it his mission to ensure that Snow doesn’t take the offer, on “Once Upon a Time,” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Lee Arenberg as Leroy/Grumpy, Giancarlo Esposito as Mirror/Sidney, David-Paul Grove as Doc, Gabe Khouth as Mr. Clark/Sneezy, Faustino Di Bauda as Walter/Sleepy, Jeffrey Kaiser as Dopey, Michael Coleman as Happy, Mig Macario as Bashful, Robbie Kay as Pan, Parker Croft as Felix, Robert Mann as peasant no. 1, Cainan Wiebe as hooded Lost Boy and Paul Lazenby as mirror-carrying knight.
  ”Lost Girl” was written by Andrew Chambliss & Kalinda Vazquez and directed by Ron Underwood.
   

• ABC ON REVENGE (10/6)
  CAN A HIGHER POWER HAVE ANY INFLUENCE ON A GRAYSON, OR MAYBE EVEN EMILY? -- ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Sin" - Emily's next target takes her into unchartered, sacred terrain, now that the former Grayson Global executive is a reformed clergyman. Victoria makes a bold move with Patrick, and Margaux presents Daniel with an intriguing proposal, on "Revenge," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring James LeGros as Father Paul Whitley, Karine Vanasse as Margaux LeMarchal, Justin Hartley as Patrick Osbourne, NY Post's Richard Johnson as Himself and David Moses as Pastor Saunders.
  "Sin" was written by Joe Fazzio and directed by John Scott.
   

• ABC BETRAYAL: ...Except When a Bear is Chasing You
  IN THE AFTERMATH OF THEIR PASSIONATE AFFAIR, SARA AND JACK STRUGGLE WITH WHAT THEIR FUTURE HOLDS ON ABC'S "BETRAYAL"
  "...Except When a Bear is Chasing You." -- Still reeling from the discovery of who Jack really is, Sara decides to recommit herself to her marriage. Meanwhile, Jack comes face to face with Sara's husband, Drew, in the murder investigation that has shaken the Karsten family to its core, on "Betrayal," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Roxana Brusso as Serena Sanguillen, Merrin Dungey as Alissa Burns, Helena Mattsson as Brandy Korskaya, Danny McCarthy as Detective Mitchell, James Vincent Meredith as Orestes Anderson, and Carmen Roman as Connie Mrozek.
  "...Except When a Bear is Chasing You." is written by David Zabel & Lisa Zwerling and directed by Michael Morris.
   

• ABC ON CASTLE (10/7)
  CASTLE HAS TO CONTEND WITH A NEW DETECTIVE IN TRYING TO SOLVE THE MURDER OF A EARLY 90S TV STAR, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Antonio Sabato Jr. and Lisa Edelstein Guest Star
  "Need To Know" - With Beckett still in D.C., Castle and the boys investigate the murder of former child star Charlie Reynolds, who rose to fame playing the lovable nerd on an early 90s High School sitcom. But the case takes a turn for the strange when Agents Beckett and McCord arrive from Washington to take over the investigation, creating competitive tension in the precinct. But why would a washed-up actor's death warrant Federal scrutiny? Whatever the reason, Beckett and McCord aren't telling. Meanwhile, Castle has to contend with a new face at the 12th, NYPD Detective Frank "Sully" Sullivan (Joshua Bitton, "The Pacific"). Antonio Sabato, Jr. ("Melrose Place," "General Hospital") guest stars as Ramon Russo, the victim's former sitcom costar, on "Castle," MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Cast: Antonio Sabato, Jr. as Ramon Russo, Lisa Edelstein as Rachel McCord, Joshua Bitton as Grant "Sully" Sullivan, James Patrick Stuart as Ethan Wright, Myko Olivier as Pi.
  "Need To Know" was written by Elizabeth Beall and directed by Larry Shaw.
   

• ABC MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Asset
  AGENT COULSON AND HIS S.H.I.E.L.D. TEAM RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK TO RESCUE A KIDNAPPED SCIENTIST, ON ABC'S "MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D."
  "The Asset" - When the brilliant scientist Dr. Franklin Hall is kidnapped, Agent Coulson and his S.H.I.E.L.D. agents must race against the clock to locate him. Skye is their only way in -- pushing the team to their limits when the entire plan turns upside-down, on "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.," TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Ian Hart as Dr. Franklin Hall, David Conrad as Ian Quinn, Josh Cowdery as Agent Tyler, Bodie Newcomb as Agent Mack, Scott Subiono as Todd Chesterfield, Vachik Mangassarian as Qasim Zaghlul, Assaf Cohen as translator, Brandon Molale as Quinn's main guard.
  "The Asset" was written by Jed Whedon & Maurissa Tancharoen and directed by Milan Cheylov.
   

• ABC THE GOLDBERGS: "MINI MURRAY" (10/8)
  BARRY GETS AN IMPORTANT LESSON FROM MURRAY, WHILE ADAM AND POPS SECRETLY GO TO A SCARY MOVIE, ON ABC'S "THE GOLDBERGS"
  "Mini Murray" - After Barry pleads for money to purchase a very expensive item, Beverly says he must earn the money himself so Murray suggests he go to work at the Ottoman Empire furniture store with him. Barry soon learns being a salesman is very different than what he expected. Meanwhile, Adam and Pops attend an R-rated movie without telling anyone and they struggle to keep it secret from Beverly, on "The Goldbergs," TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 (9:01-9:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Cedric Yarbrough as Vic and Ben Zelevansky as Dale.
  "Mini Murray" was written by Alex Barnow & Marc Firek and directed by Troy Miller.
   

• ABC ON "TROPHY WIFE" (10/8)
  THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EX-WIFE DIANE AND PETE IS THAT
  ONE IS REALLY GOOD AT USING SOCIAL MEDIA TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE KIDS, AND THE OTHER IS JUST DEVASTATINGLY BAD AT IT, ON ABC’S “TROPHY WIFE”
  “The Social Network” – When Hillary is grounded after being caught lying in order to hang out with a boy, Diane and Pete decide they must snoop in her room and on her Facebook page to find out more about the young man, while Kate tries a different tactic – to be Hillary’s friend. Meanwhile, Albert gets a little too invested in Jackie’s latest career venture, on “Trophy Wife,” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Beth Crosby as Kirsten, Finn Kobler as Ace, Brielle Barbusca as Lindsey, Ella Shockey as Bree and Connor Rosen as Sawyer.
  “The Social Network” was written by Daniel Chun, and directed by Jason Moore.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Potato
  SUE GETS A JOB AT A LOCAL MALL EATERY IN ORDER TO BUY HERSELF A CAR, FRANKIE AND MIKE ARE CALLED INTO BRICK'S PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND TOLD THAT HE HASN'T ATTENDED ANY OF HIS CLASSES, AND AXL BECOMES FED UP WITH HIS COLLEGE ROOMMATE AND BEGINS TO SPEND HIS NIGHTS AT HOME, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Rachel Dratch Guest Stars as Principal Barker
  "The Potato" - After Frankie and Mike are forced to return the church van when it's discovered that their car has been repaired, Sue - who has been driving the other car - begins to freak out because she'll have to start taking the bus again. But when her parents tell her that she could get her own car if she got a job, Sue ends up working as a potato girl at a local mall eatery. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike are called into Brick's principal's (Rachel Dratch) office and are informed that he has not attended any of his classes - and much to the family's dismay, Axl begins to spend his nights back home when he becomes fed up with having to deal with his horrible college roommate, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Rachel Dratch as Principal Barker, Dierk Torsek as Reverend Hayver, Tommy Bechtold as Kenny, Jimmy Bellinger as manager and Jessie Lande as Beth.
  "The Potato" was written by Tim Hobert and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC BACK IN THE GAME: "PLAY HARD OR GO HOME" (10/9)
  TERRY DECIDES THAT THE CANNON NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND ON “BACK IN THE GAME”
  “Play Hard or Go Home” – Terry attempts to find the Cannon a girlfriend in hopes that he will start being nicer to her and the Angles, but it backfires big time. Meanwhile, Danny goes on a mission to tell Vanessa about his feelings for her, on “Back in the Game,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “Play Hard or Go Home” was written by Gregg Mettler and directed by Eyal Gordin.
  Executive producers are Mark & Robb Cullen, Aaron Kaplan and John Requa & Glenn Ficarra. The series is from 20th Century Fox Television/ Kapital Entertainment.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY (10/9) 100th EPISODE
  ABC’S EMMY AWARD-WINNING HIT SERIES “MODERN FAMILY” REACHES 100 EPISODES WITH A FAMILY DINNER THAT INVOLVES A VISITING TUCKER AND A WHO’S-AGING-THE-BEST COMPETITION, ON ABC’S “MODERN FAMILY”
  “Farm Strong” – Cameron’s older, single sister Pam (guest star Dana Powell) is coming for a visit, and Cam is in a panic to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her, but it turns out she has news of her own. Phil and Claire make a joint, guilt-ridden decision to miss one of Luke’s soccer games – that is – until one of them goes behind the other’s back, and Gloria is in denial that she might need reading glasses, on the 100th episode of “Modern Family,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Dana Powell as Pam and Maia Madison as Jill.
  “Farm Strong” was written by Elaine Ko and directed by Alisa Statman.
   

• ABC SUPER FUN NIGHT: THREE MEN AND A BOUBIER (10/9)
  KIMMIE AND THE LADIES TRY INTERNET DATING, ON  “SUPER FUN NIGHT”
  “Three Men and a Boubier” -- Kimmie takes it upon herself to embellish her profile and those of her roommates after they fail to get any interest on an internet dating site. It does the trick, as the ladies find themselves on a group date at a trendy club with three cute guys who are expecting a Russian super model (Kimmie), a tattoo artist (Helen-Alice) and a world-famous botanist (Marika). Can they make it through the date without revealing the truth? “Super Fun Night” airs WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 (9:31-10:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “Super Fun Night” stars Rebel Wilson as Kimmie Boubier, Liza Lapira as Helen-Alice, Lauren Ash as Marika, Kevin Bishop as Richard Royce and Kate Jenkinson as Kendall.
  Guest starring are John Gemberling as Dan, Paul Rust as Benji, Dan Ahdoot as Ruby, Rob Heubel as Peter Crane, Anthony Soike as the Court Jester and Ryan Kyler Bailey as the hot dog vendor.
  “Three Men and a Boubier” was written Brent Forrester and directed by Jeffrey Walker.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE (10/9)
  JULIETTE IS INVITED TO PLAY AT A PRIVATE AFFAIR FOR A BILLIONAIRE COUPLE AND RAYNA'S DIVORCE FROM TEDDY BECOMES FINAL ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Oliver Hudson returns as Jeff Fordham
  "I Don't Wanna Talk About It Now" - Rayna's divorce from Teddy is final as each embarks on a new path that brings them back to some familiar territory. Liam returns to help Rayna complete her album, and Peggy engages in a plan to win Teddy back. Juliette takes a high-paying private gig at a billionaire couple's anniversary party, but she soon discovers her host is interested in more than just her musical abilities. Deacon's troubled past with his own father casts a shadow over his impending relationship with Maddie, and Will and Scarlett undergo makeovers for the Stockholders Showcase, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy Kenter, Chaley Rose as Zoey, Oliver Hudson as Jeff Fordham, Aubrey Peeples as Layla, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn Goodman, David Alford as Bucky, Derek Krantz as Brent, Robert Wisdom as Coleman Carlisle, Ashley Thomas as Jeff's Assistant, Michiel Huidman as Liam McGuinnis, Charlie Bewley as Charles Wentworth, Brit Shaw as Olivia Wentworth, Joyce Brew as Stylist, Dan Vinson as AA Speaker, Terri James as Dr. Christina Winkler, Tabitha Douglas Warren as Female Choreographer, Lowell Perry as Lawyer #1, and Ashley Leconte Campbell as Lawyer #2.
  "I Don't Wanna Talk About It Now" was written by Tyler Besinger and directed Paul McCrane.
   

• ABC "Wonderland" premieres Thursday, October 10, 10/7c
  ONCE UPON A TIME IN WONDERLAND: Down the Rabbit Hole -- SERIES PREMIERE
  BACK FROM WONDERLAND EVERYONE ASSUMES ALICE IS MAD, BUT SHE IS DRAWN BACK DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE BY EMBARKING ON A BRAND NEW JOURNEY ON
  ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME IN WONDERLAND"
  From the creative minds that introduced audiences to ABC's "Once Upon a Time" Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz ("Lost," "Tron: Legacy") and Zack Estrin ("The River") bring a fantastical, epic adventure to life with an exciting new twist on the classic Alice In Wonderland story. Make a very important date to step through the looking glass for a modern take on a beloved fable brimming with wonder, magic and unspeakable danger.
  In the series premiere episode, "Down the Rabbit Hole," Alice returns home to her father telling her that everyone thought she was dead. Her imaginative stories about a talking White Rabbit and a mystical place called Wonderland end up getting her admitted into an asylum where Dr. Lydgate convinces her to have a procedure that will allow her to forget her pain. Right before the operation is set to take place she is rescued by the Knave of Hearts who takes her to the rabbit who informs her that her true love Cyrus is still alive. As the trio then jumps into the portal returning to Wonderland, Alice sets out on a quest to find him but the villainous Jafar and the Red Queen have other plans for her, on "Once Upon a Time In Wonderland," THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Once Upon a Time In Wonderland" stars Sophie Lowe as Alice, Michael Socha as Knave of Hearts, Peter Gadiot as Cyrus, Emma Rigby as The Red Queen with Naveen Andrews as Jafar and John Lithgow as the voice of the White Rabbit.
  "Once Upon a Time In Wonderland" is executive produced by Edward Kitsis ("Once Upon A Time"), Adam Horowitz ("Once Upon A Time"), Steve Pearlman ("Once Upon A Time") and Zack Estrin ("The River"). "Once Upon a Time In Wonderland" is produced by ABC Studios.
  Guest starring are Jonny Coyne as Dr. Lydgate, Iggy Pop as the voice of the Caterpillar, Jessy Schram as Ashley Boyd/Cinderella and Lee Arenberg as Leroy/Grumpy, Millie Brown as Young Alice, Shaun Smyth as Alice's father, Matty Finochio as Tweedledee, Ben Cotton as Tweedledum, Ryan Elm as Doctor, Michael Q. Adams as Doctor #2 and Keith David as the voice of the Cheshire Cat.
  "Down the Rabbit Hole" was written by Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz, Zack Estrin, Jane Espenson and directed by Ralph Hemecker.
  From tvline.com: How Will Wonderland Compare to Original Once? Plus: Scoop on the Spin-Off's 'Surprising' Jafar
  Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Exclusive: Keith David to Voice Cheshire Cat
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY (10/10) 200th EPISODE
  GREY SLOAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL HOSTS A FUNDRAISING GALA ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "Puttin' on the Ritz" - The doctors of Grey Sloan Memorial throw a fundraising gala which turns wildly competitive after Jackson makes a rash promise. Back at the hospital, Bailey's patience is tested when she has to deal with several extremely difficult patients. Meanwhile, Shane and Stephanie handle an incredibly busy ER by themselves and Alex reveals an emotional secret to Jo on a very special 200th episode of "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "Puttin' on the Ritz" was written by Austin Guzman and directed by Rob Corn.
  "Grey's Anatomy" is broadcasted in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HTV format, with 5.1-channel surround sound. A TV parental guideline will be assigned closer to airdate.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING (10/11)
  KRISTIN FINDS HERSELF COMPARING HER AMBITIOUS BOSS TO HER BOYFRIEND, ON ABC’S “LAST MAN STANDING”
  Former “Home Improvement” Star Jonathan Taylor Thomas Returns in a Special Guest Appearance
  “Ryan v. John Baker” – Now that Kristin is a manager at the restaurant owned by the ambitious John Baker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), she finds herself comparing him to her boyfriend, Ryan, who is still on strike from his beer truck driving job. Meanwhile, Mike and Eve try to catch each other unaware as part of her sniper/hunter training, on “Last Man Standing,” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Jonathan Taylor Thomas as John Baker, Jordan Masterson as Ryan, Scott Parkin as reporter (v.o.), Quynh Thi Le as Lindsey and Teddy as Muffin.
  “Ryan v. John Baker” was written by Ed Yeager and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: The One With Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
  WHEN DEBBIE GOES WITH JACKIE TO HER FAVORITE HAIR SALON, DEBBIE ENDS UP WITH A SURPRISING NEW HAIRDO, ON ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  Wendy Williams Guest Stars
  "The One With Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S" - After a botched game night leaves Jackie doubting her and Debbie's friendship, they go for makeovers by Shirley (guest star Wendy Williams) at a salon that specializes in African American hair care - hairstyles ensue. Also in the episode, Amber and Reggie continue to explore their biological differences and bond over nature programming, while Dick's plan to get Marty in shape backfires and results in an injury that brings Larry face-to-face with the realities of Earth's healthcare system, on "The Neighbors," FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Wendy Williams as Shirley, Tom Virtue as Doctor Cohan, Wendy Worthington as Nurse.
  "The One With Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S" was written by Scott King and directed by Lev Spiro.
   

• AMC Low Winter "Ann Arbor" October 6 Sunday 9:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 9 Frank grapples with his sanity as his actions begin to take their toll. Meanwhile, the DPD catches a major break in the McCann case.
   

• AMC Low Winter "Surrender" October 6 Sunday 10:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 10 In the Season 1 finale, Frank is forced to make a critical decision as the DPD gets close to solving McCann's murder. Meanwhile, Damon makes a bold move.
   

• CBS ALICIA AND CARY SUE THE NSA ON BEHALF OF A CLIENT, UNAWARE THAT THEY MAY BE A SURVEILLANCE TARGET AS WELL, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, SUNDAY, OCT. 6
  Editor's note: The start and end time for this episode has been changed.
  Jeffrey Tambor Returns as Judge Kluger and Stockard Channing Returns as Veronica
  “The Bit Bucket” – Alicia and Cary sue the NSA on behalf of search engine Chumhum, unaware that Lockhart/Gardner’s connection to a former client has resulted in the spy agency monitoring the firm’s communications. Meanwhile, Alicia’s mom takes steps to support her daughter, and Eli works to secure Diane’s Supreme Court nomination, on THE GOOD WIFE, at a special time, Sunday, Oct. 6 (9:30-10:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jeffrey Tambor returns as Judge Kluger and Stockard Channing returns as Veronica.
  Written by: Ted Humphrey and Robert King
  Directed by: Michael Zinberg
   

• CBS JANE DISCOVERS AN IMPORTANT CLUE TO RED JOHN’S METHODS AND THE TEAM ENCOUNTERS FOUR OF THE SUSPECTS, ON “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, OCT. 6
  Michael Gaston Returns as CBI Director Gale Bertram
  Xander Berkley Returns as Sheriff Thomas McAllister
  Reed Diamond Returns as Ray Haffner
  “Black-Winged Redbird” — Jane discovers an important clue to Red John’s methods as the team encounters four of the suspects, and the CBI investigates the case of a software engineer killed by a drone strike, on THE MENTALIST, Sunday, Oct. 6 (10:30-11:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Tom Szentgyorgyi
  DIRECTED BY: Robbie Duncan McNeill
   

• CBS AFTER LEARNING TED STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR ROBIN, BARNEY TAKES HIS FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON HIM DURING THE BEST MAN POKER GAME, ON THE FINAL SEASON OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, OCT. 7
  Tim Gunn Guest Stars as Himself
  "The Broken Code" — While Barney works through his anger at Ted after finding out he still has feelings for Robin, Marshall Skypes in to act as a judge and help settle their dispute. Meanwhile, Lily realizes she is Robin’s only girlfriend, on the final season of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Oct. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Tim Gunn guest stars as himself.
  WRITTEN BY: Matthew Kuhn
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS THE GUYS ATTEMPT TO BREAK IN TO STUART’S EX-WIFE’S HOUSE TO TAKE BACK HIS DOG, ON “WE ARE MEN,” MONDAY, OCT. 7
  “We are Dognappers” — When Stuart’s ex-wife offers to settle their divorce if she can keep his beloved dog, he takes matters into his own hands and enlists the guys’ help to get the dog back. Meanwhile, Gil is disappointed when his daughter cancels their camping trip, and Carter asks Frank permission to date his daughter, on WE ARE MEN, Monday, Oct. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Bob Daily
  DIRECTED BY: Adam Arkin
   

• CBS MAX IS INTENT ON KEEPING AN OLD STRAY CAT THAT’S BEEN STALKING THEIR APARTMENT, BUT CAROLINE TRIES TO TALK HER OUT OF IT, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, OCT. 7
  “And The Kitty Kitty Spank Spank” – When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that’s been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they’ve found one, the cat’s fate takes a turn, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, Oct. 7 (9:00 – 9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Jhoni Marchinko
  DIRECTED BY: Don Scardino
   

• CBS CHRISTY GOES ON HER FIRST DATE SINCE SHE STOPPED DRINKING, ON “MOM,” MONDAY, OCT. 7
  Justin Long Guest Stars as Christy’s Date, Adam
  "A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork" - Christy goes on her first date since she stopped drinking. Meanwhile, Bonnie teaches her grandson Roscoe to gamble, on MOM, Monday, Oct. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Justin Long guest stars as Christy’s date, Adam.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Eddie Gorodetsky
  TELEPLAY BY: Nick Bakay and Gemma Baker
  DIRECTED BY: Gary Halvorson
   

• CBS DUNCAN THREATENS ELLEN TO CONVINCE THE PRESIDENT TO KEEP HER ON AS HIS SURGEON, ON “HOSTAGES,” MONDAY, OCT. 7
  “Power of Persuasion” – Duncan threatens Ellen that she must convince the President to keep her on as his surgeon after he decides to go with another doctor, or there will be consequences. Also, Ellen meets Duncan’s daughter and gains insight into his life, on HOSTAGES, Monday, Oct. 7 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Rick Eid and Jeffrey Nachmanoff
  DIRECTED BY: Henry Bronchtein
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM UTILIZES TWITTER TO HELP SOLVE A CASE, AND McGEE AGONIZES OVER HIS LOST BADGE, ON “NCIS,” TUESDAY, OCT. 8
  Roma Maffia Guest Stars as NCIS Special Agent Vera Strickland
  “Under the Radar” – The NCIS team must rely on Twitter for a case involving a missing Navy Lieutenant. Meanwhile, McGee misplaces his badge but withholds the information from Gibbs and the authorities, on NCIS, Tuesday, Oct. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Roma Maffia guest stars as NCIS Special Agent Vera Strickland.
  WRITTEN BY: George Schenck and Frank Cardea
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS WHILE THE NCIS: LA TEAM INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A BIO TECH CEO WHOSE COMPANY WAS WORKING ON A CLASSIFIED VACCINE, DEEKS WRESTLES WITH HIS EMOTIONS AS HE RETURNS TO THE JOB, ON "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, OCT. 8
  “Omni” – The NCIS: LA team must find who compromised a classified vaccine project from a bio tech company. Meanwhile, Deeks struggles with his emotions upon returning to the field, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, Oct. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  Written by: Kyle Harimoto
  Directed by: Larry Teng
   

• CBS REESE AND FINCH ENLIST THE HELP OF CARTER, SHAW AND ZOE MORGAN TO LURE A PLAYBOY WHOSE NUMBER HAS COME UP, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” TUESDAY, OCT. 8
  Paige Turco Guest Stars as Zoe Morgan
  “Lady Killer” – Reese and Finch enlist the help of Carter, Shaw and Zoe Morgan, who use their feminine wiles to bait a chameleon playboy who is either a predator or someone else’s imminent prey. Meanwhile, The Machine helps Root to plot an escape from her psych ward confinement before a dangerous enemy can track her down, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Tuesday, Oct. 8 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Paige Turco guest stars as Zoe Morgan.
  WRITTEN BY: Amanda Segel
  DIRECTED BY: Omar Madha
   

• CBS THE BAU IS ON THE TRAIL OF A SNIPER IN DALLAS AND WONDERS IF THE UPCOMING ANNIVERSARY OF THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION IS A MOTIVATOR, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 9
  Eva LaRue Guest Stars as FBI Agent Tanya Mays, Who Assists the BAU with the Investigation
  “Final Shot” – When a sniper strikes Dallas, the BAU investigates whether the upcoming anniversary of the Kennedy assassination is a motivating factor or if something else is driving the UnSub, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, Oct. 9 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Eva LaRue guest stars as FBI Agent Tanya Mays, who assists the BAU with the investigation.
  WRITTEN BY: Sharon Lee Watson
  DIRECTED BY: Bethany Rooney
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM INVESTIGATES A FIRE AT A MUSIC VENUE THAT LEAVES FOUR PEOPLE DEAD, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 9
  John Ratzenberger Reunites with Ted Danson When He Guest Stars as Club Owner Stu Kirchoff
  "Torch Song" — The CSI team investigates a fire at a music venue that leaves four people dead, including two band members, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, Oct. 9 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. John Ratzenberger guest stars as club owner Stu Kirchoff.
  TELEPLAY BY: Tom Mularz
  STORY BY: Elizabeth Devine
  DIRECTED BY: Brad Tanenbaum
   

• CBS SHELDON GETS DEFENSIVE AFTER AMY DEALS HIM – AND “RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK” – A BIG BLOW, ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, OCT. 10
  Christine Baranski ("The Good Wife") Returns As Leonard's Mother
  “The Raiders Minimization” – Sheldon seeks revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite movies. Meanwhile, Leonard discovers a way to get Penny to do anything, and Raj and Stuart create online dating profiles, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, Oct. 10 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds and Tara Hernandez
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS CAROL INSISTS THE FAMILY MUST REARRANGE THEIR POSITIONS IN THE MILLER CEMETERY PLOT BECAUSE OF THE TWO DIVORCES, ON “THE MILLERS,” THURSDAY, OCT. 10 ON CBS
  Eliza Coupe Guest Stars as Janice, Nathan’s Ex-Wife
  “Plot Twists” – When Carol dictates that it’s time to rearrange the family’s positions in the Millers cemetery plot because of the two divorces, Nathan needs to approach his ex-wife, Janice, to ask her to sign back her space to the family, on THE MILLERS, Thursday, Oct. 10 (8:31-9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Eliza Coupe guest stars as Janice, Nathan’s ex-wife.
  WRITTEN BY: Danielle Sanchez-Witzel
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS SIMON IS DETERMINED TO PROVE HIS GOOD PARENTING SKILLS TO SYDNEY WHEN THEY REALIZE HER CHILDHOOD MEMORIES AREN’T WARM AND FUZZY, ON “THE CRAZY ONES,” THURSDAY, OCT. 10
  “Bad Dad” – When a client pitch shines a negative light on Simon and Sydney’s father-daughter relationship, Simon is determined to make up for all of Sydney’s bad childhood memories by re-teaching her how to drive. Meanwhile, Andrew’s confidence suffers when Lauren tells him that he is Zach’s suckerfish, on THE CRAZY ONES, Thursday, Oct. 10 (9:01 – 9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Co-Executive Producer Corey Nickerson
  DIRECTED BY: Executive Producer Jason Winer
   

• CBS WALDEN AND ALAN THINK IT MAY BE TIME FOR BERTA TO RETIRE WHEN SHE INJURES HER BACK AT WORK, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, OCT. 10
  “This Unblessed Biscuit” – Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Oct. 10 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Jim Patterson
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Matt Ross and Matt Searle
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS HOLMES AND WATSON RACE TO FIND THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR A CLASSIFIED INFORMATION LEAK, ON “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, OCT. 10
  Tony Award Winner Steve Kazee Guest Stars as Jeff Heinz
  “We Are Everyone” – When Holmes and Watson set out to track down a civil contractor who leaked classified information, their lives are disrupted when they are targeted by the group of cyber-activists protecting him. Meanwhile, Joan takes the advice of a friend and signs up for an online dating service, on ELEMENTARY, Thursday, Oct. 10 (10:01 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer Craig Sweeny
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Pressman
   

• CBS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST HELPS FIVE-0 WHEN A MISSING ARTIFACT IS THE KEY TO SOLVING A DOUBLE MURDER, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” FRIDAY, OCT. 11 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Jorge Garcia Guest Stars as The Conspiracy Theorist
  “Ka ‘oia’i’o ma loko*” – A conspiracy theorist helps Five-0 when a missing artifact is the key to solving a double murder, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday, Oct. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jorge Garcia (“Lost”) guest stars as the conspiracy theorist.
  (*Ka ‘oia’i’o ma loko is Hawaiian for “The Truth Within”)
  WRITTEN BY: Steven Lilien and Bryan Wynbrandt
  DIRECTED BY: Duane Clark
   

• CBS DANNY BECOMES A LEAD HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR WHEN A SUSPECT HOLDS ERIN AT GUNPOINT, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, OCT. 11
  "To Protect and Serve" — Danny becomes the lead hostage negotiator when a prime informant in a large drug case holds Erin at gunpoint inside the courtroom. Also, when Jamie disobeys his lieutenant’s orders and gets suspended, Frank must decide a proper punishment, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, Oct. 11 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Siobhan Byrne O’Connor
  DIRECTED BY: Peter Werner
   

• Comedy Central  South Park Wednesday 10:00pm
  "World War Zimmerman" Token is deemed a threat to all humanity by Cartman.
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF OCTOBER 7, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 SEASON PREMIERE
  HART OF DIXIE “Who Says You Can’t Go Home” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  MAKING AMENDS — After spending the summer in New York City, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) is ready to make her move more permanent, but first she must return to BlueBell for one last thing. Upon her return Zoe, discovers that no one in town is very happy to see her, except for Lavon (Cress Williams). Desperate for Brick (Tim Matheson) to give her a good reference, she agrees to help him track down George (Scott Porter) and get him to resurrect the Founders Day parade that has been canceled. Needing to find George quickly, Zoe enlists Lemon’s (Jaime King) help but accidentally discovers Lemon is hiding a dirty little secret. Meanwhile, Lemon also devises a plan to help Wade (Wilson Bethel) save face in front of Zoe. Kaitlyn Black also stars. Josh Cooke (“Dexter”) guest stars. Bethany Rooney directed the episode written by Leila Gerstein (#301).
  Producer's Preview Zoe's back, but is BlueBell ready for the big city doc? Watch an interview with Executive Producer Leila Gerstein!
   

• The CW MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 SEASON PREMIERE
  BEAUTY AND THE BEAST “Who Am I?” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  VINCENT AND CATHERINE REUNITE, BUT VINCENT HAS CHANGED — Three months after Vincent Keller (Jay Ryan) was abducted by Muirfield, Detective Catherine Chandler (Kristin Kreuk), is reunited with him - but not in the way she planned. He’s changed: his scar has disappeared, his memory has been wiped clean and he returns as a supercharged beast on a mysterious mission. Catherine needs to unravel the reasons behind Vincent’s change if she has any hopes of recovering their epic love, while also trying to solve the secrets that swirl around her own life. Also starring Nina Lisandrello, Austin Basis and Sendhil Ramamurthy. Stuart Gillard directed the episode written by Brad Kern (#201).
  Has Beauty and the Beast Cast a She-Beast?!
  We have photos from the season two premiere of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST airing on Monday, October 7.
  Exclusive Beauty and the Beast Video: Vincent Meets His Maker, While Cat Kicks Some Ass
   

• The CW TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 THE ORIGINALS
  “House of the Rising Son” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  A FLASHBACK TO THE 1800s — When Rebekah (Claire Holt) arrives in New Orleans at her brother Elijah’s (Daniel Gillies) insistence, she meets Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin), who gives her some unexpected news. Concerned that her brother Klaus is up to no good, Rebekah seeks help from a reluctant Sophie (Daniella Pineda.) At her wits’ end, Hayley takes matters into her own hands, but things quickly take a dangerous turn. Determined to uncover Marcel’s (Charles Michael Davis) secret weapon, Klaus stays one step ahead and executes his plan. Meanwhile, after a run-in with Marcel, Rebekah is reminded of all the anger and disappointment Klaus has caused her throughout the years. Finally, Marcel enlists Davina’s (Danielle Campbell) help in his own dangerous plan. Leah Pipes also stars. Brad Turner directed the episode written by Diane Ademu-John and Declan de Barra (#101).
  Repeats on Thursday at 9pm.
   

• The CW TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 SEASON PREMIERE
  SUPERNATURAL “I Think I’m Gonna Like it Here” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  FALLEN ANGELS — Dean (Jensen Ackles) is frantic after Sam (Jared Padalecki) collapses and the doctor tells Dean his brother won’t make it. Desperate, Dean sends out an all points bulletin via prayer to every angel in the area, asking them to help his brother. In exchange, Dean will owe that angel a favor. Numerous angry angels race to find and kill Dean, but one, Ezekiel (guest star Tahmoh Penikett), gets to him first. Meanwhile, Sam fights for his life and must face some familiar demons to do so. Castiel (Misha Collins) struggles to survive without powers. John Showalter directed the episode written by Jeremy Carver (#902).
  Comic Con Reel Check out the supercharged series highlight reel filled with falling angels, fraternal moments, hidden bunkers and a whole lot of beheadings! Supernatural returns Tuesday, October 8 at 9/8c.
  Exclusive Supernatural Video: Dean Goes on a Life-or-Death Head Trip
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 SEASON PREMIERE
  ARROW “City of Heroes” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  FROM VIGILANTE TO HERO — Diggle (David Ramsey) and Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) travel to Lian Yu in search of Oliver (Stephen Amell) who left Starling City after The Undertaking. Convinced to return home, Oliver finds that things are in worse shape than he thought – Isabel Rochev (guest star Summer Glau) is preparing a hostile takeover of Queen Consolidated, Thea (Willa Holland) refuses to visit Moira (Susanna Thompson) in jail, Roy (Colton Haynes) is trying to fill the void left by the Arrow’s absence, and Laurel (Katie Cassidy) is working with the District Attorney’s office to take down the vigilante. Meanwhile, flashbacks to the island show Slade (Manu Bennett), Shado (guest star Celina Jade) and Oliver in a desperate situation. John Behring directed the episode with story by Greg Berlanti and teleplay by Andrew Kreisberg & Marc Guggenheim (#201).
  Willa Holland Interview Willa Holland discusses the relationship between her character and Roy. Arrow premieres Wednesday, Oct. 9!
  Emily Bett Rickards Clip Emily Bett Rickards talks about an awesome moment from Arrow. Don’t miss the season premiere of Arrow Wednesday, Oct. 9!
  Comic Con Preview Check out the dead-on Season Two Comic-Con reel and see how our favorite billionaire archery enthusiast goes from Hood to Hero!
  David Ramsey Interview David Ramsey talks about his character’s relationship with Oliver Queen in this interview.
  “Arrow” is coming back strong on Wednesday, October 9 at 8/7 PM CT! We are excited to share our hot new posters featuring Stephen Amell, David Ramsey, Colton Haynes and Manu Bennett. This is our second round of posters to promote the new season. We’ll have one more coming up in a couple weeks.
  Arrow Targets Spartacus Alumna as Infamous DC Comics Villain Amanda Waller
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 SERIES PREMIERE
  THE TOMORROW PEOPLE “Pilot” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE UNKNOWN — When Stephen Jameson (Robbie Amell) begins hearing voices and waking up in strange places, he starts to question his sanity. In desperation, Stephen decides to listen to one of the voices in his head, and it leads him to his first encounter with the Tomorrow People — John (Luke Mitchell), Cara (Peyton List) and Russell (Aaron Yoo) — a genetically advanced race with the abilities of telekinesis, teleportation and telepathic communication. The Tomorrow People inform him that they are being hunted down by a paramilitary group of scientists known as Ultra, led by Dr. Jedikiah Price (Mark Pellegrino). Meanwhile, Stephen gets another surprise that leads him down his own path, which he hopes will help him uncover the truth about his father’s (guest star Jeffrey Pierce, “Alcatraz”) mysterious disappearance. Madeleine Mantock also stars. Danny Cannon directed the episode with story by Greg Berlanti, Julie Plec and Phil Klemmer and teleplay by Phil Klemmer (#101). Repeats on Friday at 8:00pm
  Aaron Yoo Interview Aaron Yoo discusses Russell's love of no-finger discounts in this interview! The Tomorrow People premieres Wednesday, Oct. 9!
  The CW has revealed the key art designs for the 2013 Fall Launch campaign for its three new series.
  Boogeyman Preview Ultra's boogeyman has come to play.
  Strange Things Preview What is happening to Stephen Jameson?
  Spartacus Villain Brings Reign of Terror to The CW's Tomorrow People
  Read Our Review!
   

• The CW THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “True Lies” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  MISSING PERSONS — Without telling Elena (Nina Dobrev) that Stefan (Paul Wesley) is missing, Damon (Ian Somerhalder) turns to Sheriff Forbes (Marguerite MacIntyre) for help finding his brother. Elena and Caroline (Candice Accola) try to find out who is covering up a campus murder, and a fellow Whitmore student named Jesse (guest star Kendrick Sampson) gives Elena some intriguing information about Professor Wes Maxfield (guest star Rick Cosnett). While Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) struggles to return to his old life, he continues to be the only person who can see and talk to Bonnie (Kat Graham), but he can’t convince her that it’s time to let the others know that she sacrificed her own life for his. After learning that Silas is searching for Katherine, Damon asks Matt (Zach Roerig) and Jeremy to keep her out of sight, but the situation quickly spirals out of control. Finally, Nadia (guest star Olga Fonda) uses violence to make a point about her own agenda. Joshua Butler directed the episode written by Brian Young (#502).
   

• Information on upcoming Fall programming on DIRECTV’s Audience, including the October 9 premiere of the upcoming drama series Full Circle, as well as comedies Less Than Kind and Call Me Fitz, follows below.
  DIRECTV ANNOUNCES OCTOBER 9 DEBUT OF EAGERLY ANTICIPATED DRAMA “FULL CIRCLE” FROM NEIL LABUTE
  EL SEGUNDO, Calif., July 10, 2013– DIRECTV announced today that Full Circle, the original drama from renowned writer Neil LaBute, will premiere Wednesday, October 9 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. Two episodes of the half-hour drama will air back-to-back weekly on DIRECTV’s Audience, while all 10 episodes will be available immediately on DIRECTV Everywhere.
  “Full Circle” will be executive produced by BAFTA-award winning Executive Producer/Director Nick Hamm (Rogue) for Momentum TV, the scripted division of Momentum Entertainment Group, helmed by Chris Weil. Series creator Neil LaBute will serve as writer and co-executive producer. FremantleMedia International will handle global distribution of the series.
  FULL CIRCLE Wednesday, October 9 at 9:00pm and 9:30pm ET/PT (Episodes 101 and 102)
  The 10 episode series marks the television debut of award-winning screenwriter and playwright Neil LaBute and examines the human condition and relationships through a series of conversations between 11 people whose lives, unbeknownst to them, are intertwined. Full Circle features an all-star cast including Tom Felton, Minka Kelly, Julian McMahon, David Boreanaz, Keke Palmer, Devon Gearhart, Billy Campbell, Kate Walsh, Cheyenne Jackson, Noah Silver, Ally Sheedy and Robin Weigert. Two episodes of the half-hour drama will air per week on Audience and all 10 episodes will be made available immediately on DIRECTV Everywhere.
   

• DIRECTV CALL ME FITZ (Season 4 Premiere) Wednesday, October 9 at 10:00pm ET/PT
  The critically acclaimed Call Me Fitz follows the misadventures of Richard “Fitz” Fitzpatrick (Jason Priestley) as he battles his inner conscience, Larry (Ernie Grunwald), an off-beat do-gooder intent on healing Fitz’s mangled psyche, one hilarious disaster at a time. Michael Gross, best known for his role on the hit series Family Ties, joins the cast this season as Pat Childs, an eco-industrialist intent on destroying the used-car industry and in turn, the entire Fitzpatrick family.
   

• DIRECTV LESS THAN KIND (Season 4 Premiere) Wednesday, October 9 at 10:30pm ET/PT
  The series draws to a close during a period of transition for the Blechers. Anne’s (Wendel Meldrum) anxiety is rising at the looming loss of Sheldon (Jesse Camacho) to a gap-year adventure and to the advances of employee Jim Sheridan (Nicholas Campbell). Newly engaged Josh (Benjamin Arthur) pursues a career at Manitoba Labels in order to move out, move up and start his own family with the increasingly demanding Shandra (Lisa Anne Durupt). Aunt Clara (Nancy Sorel) finds herself facing the harsh prospect of unwelcome spinsterhood. As for the loveable trio of youngsters - Sheldon, Miriam (Brooke Palsson) and Danny (Tyler Johnston) - their relationships will be strained to the breaking point by a series of tumultuous events. Life will never be the same again for the Blechers. And that might not be bad.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6
  --“THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  NEW HAIR-RAISING TALES ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
  Treehouse of Horror XXIV
  Couch Gag From Horror Master Guillermo Del Toro First of Four All-New Halloween-Themed Episodes!
  The opener of the 24th annual “Treehouse of Horror” is from Guillermo del Toro and features monsters and classic characters from horror films throughout history In the first of three spine-tingling stories, Homer rides around Springfield wreaking havoc in a rhyming take on a popular children’s tale. In “Dead and Shoulders,” Bart is beheaded during a kite accident, his head is attached to Lisa’s body and they must live together as one. The final terrifying tale, “Freaks no Geeks,” features Mr. Burns’ traveling circus, The Burnsum and Bailey Circus, which has stopped in Springfieldland in the 1930s. Trapeze artist Marge and Strong Man Homer are performers and things go awry when circus freak Moe starts to make advances towards Marge in the all-new “Treehouse of Horror XXIV” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2416) (TV-PG L, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  TRICKS AND TREATS AND LUNATICS ABOUND ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
  Next All-New Halloween-Themed Episodes!
  Tina, Gene and Louise are filled with the Halloween spirit and head out with their friends for a candy-fueled adventure. However, things take a turn for the worse, when the kids build their own fort and find themselves held hostage by Louise’s wacko friend, MILLIE (guest voice Molly Shannon), in the all-new “Fort Night” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, Oct. 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-313) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Molly Shannon as Millie, Aziz Ansari as Darryl
   

• FOX SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6
  --“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PETER HAS A TWIN ON HIS BODY ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
  Carrie Fisher (“Star Wars”) and Patrick Stewart (“Star Trek”) Make Guest-Voice Cameos
  Another All-New Halloween-Themed Episode!
  Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It’s not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin. However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever on the all-new “Vestigial Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 6 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1102) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Carrie Fisher as Angela; Patrick Stewart as Himself
   

• FOX MONDAY, OCTOBER 7
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of BONES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A HUMAN CADAVER IS SACRIFICED IN ORDER TO CATCH PELANT ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX
  Pelant (guest star Andrew Leeds) is back, and the members of the Jeffersonian team want to put an end to the hold he’s had over them, once and for all. When a human cadaver is willed for research to the team, they devise a plan, with the help of Special Agent Hayes Flynn (guest star Reed Diamond), to stage the human cadaver in a way that Pelant would stage a murder, and steal his spotlight in order to flush him out. But their plan backfires when Pelant is a step ahead of them, resulting in him killing someone close to Booth. Meanwhile, Sweets returns from his leave of absence and is convinced that Agent Flynn isn’t the person whom everyone thinks he is in the all-new “The Sense in the Sacrifice” episode of BONES airing Monday, Oct. 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-903) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Mather Zickel as Aldo Clemens; Reed Diamond as FBI Special Agent Hayes Flynn; Robert Curtis Brown as Dr. Noah Itzkowitz; Brooks Darnell as Jeffersonian Security Guard; Andrew Leeds as Christopher Pelant.
   

• FOX MONDAY, OCTOBER 7
  — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  EVIL GETS A NAME ON AN ALL-NEW “SLEEPY HOLLOW” MONDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX
  Lt. Abbie Mills and Ichabod Crane search for Abbie’s estranged sister, Jenny (guest star Lyndie Greenwood), who has escaped from a Sleepy Hollow psychiatric hospital. In a game-changing episode, which includes flashbacks to the real Boston Tea Party, Abbie and Ichabod discover more about the evil they are facing…and finally learn its name in the haunting, all-new “The Lesser Key of Solomon” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Monday, Oct. 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-104) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Lyndie Greenwood as Jenny Mills
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of DADS, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “DADS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ELI GETS SERIOUS WITH A FUNNY GIRL ON AN ALL-NEW “DADS” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
  Eli starts dating Veronica’s friend, Anne (guest star Allison Munn), an attractive, but somewhat annoying comedian, and he agrees to move in with her just to spite David. Meanwhile, a recording session for video company Ghost Child’s new game, “Occue-Die Wall Street,” gets out of hand when Crawford helps Warner with some “businessman” voice-over work in the all-new “Funny Girl” episode of DADS airing Tuesday, Oct. 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DDS-105) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Allison Munn as Anne; Alexis Calcaterra as Kimmy
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8
  --“BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JAKE GETS SOME M.E. TIME ON AN ALL-NEW “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
  Mary Elizabeth Ellis (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) Guest-Stars
  Much to the team’s annoyance, Jake hits on an attractive medical examiner, Dr. Rossi (guest star Ellis), at a crime scene and holds up the autopsy report. He learns his lesson when Dr. Rossi turns out to be more than he bargained for. Meanwhile, Amy’s purse-snatching case is stalled when the sketch artist is out sick, but she discovers that Sgt. Jeffords has hidden artistic talents in the all-new “M.E. Time” episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Tuesday, Oct. 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BRK-106) (TV-14 D, S)
  Guest Cast: Dirk Blocker as Det. Hitchcock; Joel McKinnon Miller as Det. Scully; Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Dr. Rossi
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A JEALOUS SCHMIDT IS ON A MISSION TO BREAK APART JESS AND NICK ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
  A vengeful Schmidt targets Jess and Nick’s relatively happy relationship. Meanwhile, when Winston learns that Furguson the cat must be neutered, he is determined to give this feline one last night of carnal glory in the all-new “The Captain” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, Oct. 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-304) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Riki Lindhome as Kylie
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ONE MISTAKE WITH MORGAN COULD LEAD MINDY TO A LIFETIME OF HAPPINESS ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
  Glenn Howerton (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) Guest-Stars
  According to Morgan, anyone who sleeps with him will find the love of their life immediately afterward. Curious to test this theory, Mindy takes Morgan up on his offer, but backs out at the last minute, humiliating Morgan and prompting him to sue Mindy for sexual harassment. In order to get out of the lawsuit and get back into Morgan’s good graces, Mindy makes him an offer he can’t refuse in the all-new “Magic Morgan” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, Oct. 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-204) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Anders Holm as Casey; Adam Pally as Peter; and Glenn Howerton as Cliff.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10
  --“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE NEW DIRECTIONS REMEMBER FINN ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX
  The McKinley High family, present and past, join together to remember and celebrate the life of Finn Hudson in the all-new “The Quarterback” episode of GLEE airing on Thursday, Oct. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-503) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Mark Salling as Noah “Puck” Puckerman; Harry Shum Jr. as Mike Chang; Dot Marie Jones as Coach Beiste; Mike O’Malley as Burt Hummel; Romy Rosemont as Carole Hudson-Hummel; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Erinn Westbrook as Bree; Pamela Chan as Dottie Kazatori.
   

• FX’s original miniseries, AMERICAN HORROR STORY: COVEN "Bitchcraft"  Premiere date is October 9th. Wednesday 10pm/9c
  VIDEOS: Slither This fall, the kiss of death is coming.
  Staircase Misbehave and incur our kind of suspension.
  Stakes This October, stakes aren’t the only things we’re raising.
  Coffin What secrets do we keep that you thought were asleep?
  Initiation The doors are open…dare to come inside?
  Pins This fall, experience our pleasure pain.  
  Posters: Poster Art Exclusive First Look
  Slither (Motion Poster) This fall, the Coven’s wrath will be hard to swallow.
  Relax, this won’t hurt a bit.  This fall, the Coven will keep you on pins and needles. 
  Shoes Our detention involves suspension. Voodoo Queen This fall, hell hath no fury…
  Inside The Coven: Witch Eyes Beware. We are among you. American Horror Story: Coven premieres Wednesday, October 9 at 10P only on FX.
  Spellbound This fall, multiple piercings are back in style. Cursed This fall, we unleash…
  'American Horror Story: Coven' Gets Premiere Date
  Check out the latest teaser
   'American Horror Story: Coven' Adds Funnyman Leslie Jordan
  FX's American Horror Story continues to add star power to Coven.
   

• FX’s hit original drama series, SONS OF ANARCHY, airs Tuesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  October 8 "The Mad King" The club is forced to make an uneasy alliance with unforeseen consequences.
   

• FX Anger Management airs Thursday nights 9:30pm only on FX.
  October 10 "Charlie and the Sex Addict"  Charlie sleeps with Jordan’s hot AA sponsor who happens to be a recovering sex addict.
   

• FXX The hit original comedy series THE LEAGUE airs Wednesday nights at 10:30 PM ET/PT.
  October 9 "Heavy Petting" Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.
   

• FXX It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia October 9 Wednesday 10pm
  "The Gang Saves the Day "When a routine trip to a convenience store places the gang in the middle of an armed robbery, each of them is forced to explore how they react in extreme situations. 100TH EPISODE Written by Dave Chernin & John Chernin; Directed by Dan Attias.
   

• HBO Boardwalk Empire "Erlkönig" October 6 Sunday 9:00pm
  Season 4, Episode 5 Nucky goes to Philadelphia to deal with the aftermath of Willie's ill-fated prank; Eddie endures a marathon detention by Agent Knox; Gillian's desperation for a fix takes her to an unfamiliar part of town; Van Alden works for Al Capone on Election Day at a factory outside Chicago.
  Guest Cast Brian Geraghty: Warren Knox Domenick Lombardozzi: Ralph Capone Ron Livingston: Roy Phillips Ben Rosenfield: Willie Thompson Erik LaRay Harvey: Dunn Purnsley
   

• HBO Eastbound and Down "Chapter 23" October 6 Sunday 10:00pm
  Kenny discusses a career move with Guy Young; and tries to coax Stevie back onto the Powers team.
   

• HBO Hello Ladies "The Limo" October 6 Sunday 10:30pm
  Season 1, Episode 2 Wade hires a limousine in an attempt to win back his estranged wife, but Stuart sees a chance to drive around Los Angeles in style. Meanwhile, Jessica tries to change the tone of a regular get-together with friends.
  Guest Cast John Hartmann: Limo Driver Vail Bloom: Ashley Stephanie Beatriz Crista Flanagan: Marion Eddie Pepitone: Paparazzo
   

• HUB Exclusive First Look: TV's New Sabrina, Teenage Witch, Is Ready to Cast Her Spell
   

• Lifetime Drop Dead Diva "Trust Me" October 6 Sunday 9:00pm
  Jane defends a troubled socialite and through a series of unfortunate legal turns puts the future of the firm in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Grayson represents a man who was thrown off of a commercial flight for claiming to be a vampire; and Owen shares some tough news with Stacy.
   

• LIFETIME Witches of East End "Pilot"  October 6 Sunday 10:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 1 Two young women learn from their mother that they all are actually powerful, immortal witches. In the opener, an ancient enemy threatens to destroy the Beauchamp family, and sisters Freya and Ingrid become the clan's only hope of survival.
  ALL-NEW DRAMA "WITCHES OF EAST END" TO PREMIERE OCTOBER 6 THE WITCHING HOUR IS COMING…
  LIFETIME’S SPELLBINDING NEW DRAMA WITCHES OF EAST END, STARRING EMMY® WINNER JULIA ORMOND, MÄDCHEN AMICK, JENNA DEWAN TATUM AND RACHEL BOSTON, TO PREMIERE OCTOBER 6
  ERIC WINTER, DANIEL DITOMASSO, JASON GEORGE and Oscar® and Golden Globe® Nominee VIRGINIA MADSEN also Star
  in Series Inspired by Melissa de la Cruz’s Best-Selling Novel
  LOS ANGELES, CA (July 26, 2013) – The witching hour is coming…get ready to meet the Beauchamps, the Witches of East End…
  Lifetime’s newest drama, Witches of East End, featuring an all-star-cast headlined by Emmy Award-winner Julia Ormond (Temple Grandin, Mad Men), Mädchen Amick (Mad Men, Damages), Jenna Dewan Tatum (American Horror Story) and Rachel Boston (In Plain Sight) as a family of witches living in the secluded seaside town of East Haven, will cast its spell beginning Sunday, October 6, at 10:00pm ET/PT. Also set to star are Eric Winter (The Mentalist), Daniel DiTomasso (CSI), Jason George (Grey’s Anatomy) and Oscar and Golden Globe Award nominee Virginia Madsen (Sideways, Anna Nicole).
  Inspired by Melissa de la Cruz’s New York Times best-selling novel, Witches of East End centers on the mysterious Beauchamp family: free-spirited artist Joanna (Ormond) and her two grown daughters, wild-child bartender Freya (Dewan Tatum) and shy librarian Ingrid (Boston), both of whom are unaware that they are gifted (and cursed) with a magical birthright. Freya is recently engaged to the man of her dreams, wealthy playboy Dash Gardiner (Winter), but when she finds herself inexplicably drawn to Dash’s troubled, enigmatic brother Killian (DiTomasso), bizarre occurrences begin to manifest in her life. Meanwhile, Joanna’s long-estranged sister Wendy (Amick) shows up with a warning that could change the Beauchamps’ fate forever, forcing Joanna to reveal to her daughters they are, indeed, immortal witches who possess great untapped powers. With their idyllic small town life now turned upside down, and a formidable and ancient enemy intent on ending the Beauchamp family line, will Freya and Ingrid be able to accept their true potential before it is too late?
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE
  "THE BLACKLIST" "WUJNG"
  10/07/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : RED AND LIZ GO UNDER COVER TO SPY ON A NOTORIOUS SPY ASSASSIN – CHIN HAN GUEST STARS — The FBI is on the hunt for a high-ranking Chinese spy, Wujing (guest star Chin Han) which Red (James Spader) claims has hired him to help decode a classified CIA transmission. Liz, (Megan Boone) posing as an FBI cryptographer goes with Red to decode the message while protecting US government secrets. Meanwhile, Liz proactively investigates Tom (Ryan Eggold). Diego Klattenhoff, Parminder Nagra and Harry Lennix also star.
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "DEFCON 1"
  10/08/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : SEVERIDE IS CONVINCED HE KNOWS THE ARSONIST’S IDENTITY–MENA SUVARI GUEST STARS–Lt. Severide (Taylor Kinney) has his strong ideas on who the serial arsonist is, but first needs to find proof to back up his suspicions. Meanwhile, Lt. Casey (Jesse Spencer) adjusts to his new lifestyle in the wake of recent events and Molly’s bar is failing, much to the dismay of owners Hermann (David Eigenberg), Dawson (Monica Raymund) and Otis (Yuri Sardarov). Elsewhere, Dawson goes out on a date with Jay Halstead (guest star Jesse Lee Soffer), one of the bar regulars, and Mouch’s (Christian Stolte) campaign trail starts to get on track with the aid of Isabella (guest star Mena Suvari), an old friend of Dawson’s. Eamonn Walker, Lauren German, Charlie Barnett and Joe Minoso also star. Treat Williams guest stars.
   

• NBC "REVOLUTION" "LOVE STORY"
  10/09/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : BRUSHES WITH DEATH PAINT THE BIG PICTURE IN WILLOUGHBY, WHILE DARING RESCUE ATTEMPTS ARE MADE - Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) makes a valiant attempt to rescue Miles (Billy Burke) and to escape with an ailing Tribesman’s wife, while Neville (Giancarlo Esposito) and Jason (JD Pardo) are caught off-guard, assaulted by violent refugees. Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos) and Adam (Patrick Heusinger) are at odds over what to do with Monroe (David Lyons). Legions of Tribesmen threaten all of Willoughby but with questionable leadership and Aaron (Zak Orth) faces death, yet again.
  Also starring, Stephen Collins, Jessica Collins, Jason Douglas, Matt Ross, Richard T. Jones, Nicole Ari Parker and Deborah Puette.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "INTERNAL AFFAIRS"
  10/09/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : BRIAN CASSIDY (DEAN WINTERS) GOES UNDERCOVER FOR THE I.A.B. WHEN A COP ACCUSES HIS PRECINCT OF CORRUPTION AND SEXUAL MISCONDUCT
  Officer Michael Groves (guest star Marc Menchaca) ends up in a psych ward after turning on his old squad – he accuses the 12th precinct of cooking the books and making rape allegations disappear. Internal Affairs Lt. Tucker (guest star Robert John Burke) enlists the help of the SVU to investigate, and plants Brian Cassidy (Winters) as an undercover. But one crooked cop (guest star David Conrad) goes to great lengths to keep things as they are, and the squad realizes too late that they put Cassidy in grave danger.
  Also starring Ice-T (Det. Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Danny Pino (Det. Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Det. Amanda Rollins). Also guest starring Bill Irwin (Dr. Lindstrom) and Nadia Dajani (Officer Ryan Quinn).
   

• NBC "IRONSIDE" "SLEEPING DOGS"
  10/09/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : IRONSIDE AND HIS TEAM TRY TO TRACK DOWN A SERIAL STABBER—Teenager Nicole Holt (guest star Skyler Day) and Chris Ellis (guest star Brad Beyer) are questioned after witnessing a slashing, but the duo lies about how much they saw -- and who they really are. While Virgil (Pablo Schreiber) and Teddy (Neal Bledsoe) are on the serial killer’s trail, Ironside (Blair Underwood) and Holly (Spencer Grammer) investigate a case-within-a-case when they uncover the teenager went missing as a child. Kenneth Choi and Brent Sexton also star.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "DOPPELGÄNGERS"
  10/10/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : EAGLETON AND PAWNEE JOIN FORCES – KRISTEN BELL, SAM ELLIOT, JUNE RAPHAEL AND BILLY EICHNER GUEST STAR-- Leslie (Amy Poehler) pairs up the Pawnee Parks employees with their Eagleton counterparts. Meanwhile Ben (Adam Scott) and Chris (Rob Lowe) reunite for an accounting project, and Ann (Rashida Jones) reveals her plans for the future. Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman, Retta, and Jim O’Heir also star.
   

• NBC "PARENTHOOD" "NIPPLE CONFUSION"
  10/10/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : THE BRAVERMAN FAMILY PRESSURE COOKER HAS JUST ABOUT EVERYONE STEWING IN THEIR OWN JUICES - Crosby (Dax Shepard) and Jasmine (Joy Bryant) find parenthood the second time around to be twice as tough, while Kristina’s (Monica Potter) campaign with the ever-presence of Heather (Jurnee Smollett) creates a new dynamic with Adam . Meanwhile additional pressures push Joel (Sam Jaeger) and Julia (Erika Christensen) in potentially problematic directions and Sarah (Lauren Graham) seeks help and comfort from Hank (Ray Romano). And Zeek (Craig T. Nelson) tries to steer Camille (Bonnie Bedelia) to his way of thinking about what to do with the storied Braverman house.
  Also starring, Mae Whitman, Max Burkholder, David Denman, Miles Heizer, Tyree Brown, Savannah Paige Rae, Xolo Mariduena, Matt Lauria.
   

• NBC "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY" "DAN FINDS OUT"
  10/10/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : MOLLY AND JUNIOR MAKE THEIR FIRST TRIP TO THE DOCTOR – CAROLINE LEARNS SHE IS PREGNANT AND STRUGGLES TO COME UP WITH THE BEST WAY TO BREAK THE NEWS TO DAN –Caroline (Mary McCormack) heads to the doctor to confirm her suspicions but when she encounters Molly (Ella Rae Peck) and Junior (Joseph Haro) in the same waiting room, things get a little awkward. Then, as Joseph decides to invite his parents to the first sonogram, things get even more awkward. When Caroline later learns she is indeed pregnant, she struggles with the best way to break the news to Dan (Mike O’Malley), who has been happily anticipating an empty nest. Meanwhile, Dan returns to Miguel’s (Ricardo A. Chavira) boxing gym to get back into shape, and it doesn’t go well. Justina Machado also stars.
   

• NBC "SEAN SAVES THE WORLD" "BUSTED"
  10/10/2013 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : SEAN IS TORN BETWEEN LIZ AND LORNA AS THEY COMPETE TO BE ELLIE’S SUBSTITUTE MOTHER – Sean (Sean Hayes) contemplates whether or not he should ask Liz (Megan Hilty) or Lorna (Linda Lavin) to help find Ellie (Samantha Isler) her first bra. Elsewhere, Max (Thomas Lennon) gives Sean an inappropriate gift. Echo Kellum also stars.
  Airs again on Friday
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "HOBBIES"
  10/10/2013 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : When Mike (Michael J. Fox) and Annie (Betsy Brandt) learn that Graham's (Jack Gore) after school program has been cancelled, the two compete over finding a new activity for him to enjoy. Meanwhile, at work, Mike is reunited with his nemesis, Susan Rodriguez-Jones (guest star Anne Heche), when Harris (Wendell Pierce) brings her on as the new anchor at NBC4. Back at home, Leigh (Katie Finneran) and Ian (Conor Romero) accidentally engage in a Twitter war with a girl at Eve's (Juliette Goglia) school.
  Airs again on Friday
   

• PBS Masterpiece Episode: "The Paradise: Part One" October 6 Sunday 9:00pm
  Season 43, Episode 30 an adaptation of Émile Zola's "Au Bonheur des dames (The Ladies' Paradise)," begins with the ambitious Denise moving from the country to a northern English city in hopes of finding work at her uncle's drapery shop. But when things don't pan out as hoped, she applies for a position at the glittering department store that's located just across the street. Original Air Date: Oct 6, 2013
  Guest Cast Matthew McNulty: Dudley Stephen Wight: Sam Patrick Malahide: Lord Glendenning Ruby Bentall: Pauline Elaine Cassidy: Katherine Glendenning Peter Wight: Edmund Lovett Joanna Vanderham: Denise Lovett Sarah Lancashire: Miss Audrey Jenna Russell: Mrs. Ballentine David Hayman: Jonas Emun Elliott: Moray Olivia Hallinan: Jocelin Brookmire
   

• Showtime Homeland "Uh... Oh... Ah..." October 6 Sunday 9:00pm
  Season 3, Episode 2 Saul attempts to track down those responsible for the Langley attack and recruits an unlikely expert to follow the money trail. Meanwhile, Quinn takes matters into his own hands; Carrie learns who is really on her side; and the Brody family turn to therapy to mend their broken household. Original Air Date: Oct 6, 2013
  Guest Cast F. Murray Abraham: Dar Adal Sarita Choudhury: Mira
   

• Showtime Masters of Sex Episode: "Race to Space" October 6 Sunday 10:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 2 Masters blames Johnson when the sexual response study is forced out of the hospital. To continue his research, Masters moves the study to a brothel but soon realizes that to manage the chaos of the cathouse he needs Johnson's help.
   

• Syfy Haven—Airs Fridays at 10/9c.
  Second Wave – Preview Lexie jumpstarts her life in Haven by joining Nathan on the hunt for a deadly trouble that seems to change its victims' personalities.
  Inside Haven 404 – Behind the Scenes Take a peek behind the scenes on the set of Haven! Don't miss Haven Fridays at 10/9c only on Syfy. 

NON-FICTION

• ABC Diane Sawyer’s Exclusive Television Interview with Malala Yousafzai Airs on the ABC Television Network Starting Monday, October 7
  The fearless young girl shot by the Taliban is inspiring a global movement for girls’ education
  “Unbreakable” - A Special Edition of “20/20” Airs Friday, October 11 at 10:00 P.M. ET/PT Photo
  Malala Yousafzai, a 15-year-old schoolgirl from Pakistan, was shot in the head by Taliban assassins in October 2012 because she wanted to go to school. Her story of courage, determination and hope for learning in the face of almost unimaginable odds captured the attention of the world and has inspired a global movement for girls’ education.
  In an exclusive television interview with “ABC World News” Anchor Diane Sawyer, Malala describes her passion for learning despite threats from the Taliban, and recounts the moments leading up to the assassination attempt on her life and her miraculous recovery.
  Sawyer’s interview with Malala will air starting Monday, October 7 on all ABC News broadcasts and platforms, including “World News with Diane Sawyer,” “Good Morning America,” “Nightline,” ABCNews.com, Yahoo! and ABC News Radio, leading up to a full-hour, special edition of “20/20” on Friday, October 11 at 10:00 PM ET/PT. Watch Preview
  Malala has been nominated for the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize. The winner will be announced on Friday, October 11 in Oslo, Norway. If she wins, Malala will be the youngest ever recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
   
• ABC NEXT WEEK ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS" (10/7)
  10 REMAINING COUPLES COMPETE AND JULIANNE HOUGH TO GUEST JUDGE ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS,” MONDAY, OCTOBER 7
  “Episode 1704” – 10 remaining couples take to the ballroom floor and two-time professional champion Julianne Hough returns to guest judge for the first time alongside Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba on “Dancing with the Stars,” MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET). The show will feature an opening number with the entire cast choreographed by Ray Leeper and each couple will compete in a dance style that they have not previously performed. At the end of the night, one couple will face elimination.
  Hosted by Emmy® Award-winning host Tom Bergeron (“America’s Funniest Home Videos”) and Brooke Burke-Charvet (“Dancing with the Stars” Season 7 Champion), “Dancing with the Stars” is the hit series in which celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which are judged by renowned ballroom judge Len Goodman and dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba.
   
• ABC SHARK TANK (10/11)
  A SELF-DESCRIBED “BEACH FAMILY” HOPE THEY DON’T RUN INTO ROUGH WATERS WHEN PITCHING THEIR SKATEBOARDS THAT GLIDE AS THOUGH CATCHING A WAVE
  AND RECORDING ARTIST BRIAN McKNIGHT JOINS A DEEJAY PITCHING A RADIO SHOW SPECIALIZING IN LOVE SONG DEDICATIONS, ON ABC’S “SHARK TANK”
  “Episode 507” – Platinum recording artist Brian McKnight sings to the Sharks when he joins an entrepreneurial deejay from San Diego, CA pitching a syndicated radio show specializing in love song dedications; a self-described “beach family” from Huntington Beach, CA hope they won’t run into rough waters when pitching the Sharks their distinctive skateboards that glide like a surfboard; a young man from Provo, UT has a big vision for the future with his smartphone QR code-scanning technology; and a father and his two teen-aged daughters invented an easy way to patch small holes in window and door screens. Also, an update on Nathan Holzapfel from Provo, UT and his unique belt with no holes, the Mission Belt, which Daymond John invested in during Season 4, on “Shark Tank,” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of “Shark Tank” are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O’Leary.
   
• ABC Friday October 11 20/20 on ABC
  TBA
   
• ABC Saturday October 12 NASCAR
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• AOL Brand-New Episode of THE SARTORIALIST Airs Today! (AOL On)
  Episode 6 FLAMENCO Air Date: October 7
  Episode 6 Live Link: http://on.aol.com/show/the-sartorialist-517912860/episode/517938648
  “The color, the pageantry; It’s all of these forms mixed into one amazing ballet of emotion and character.”
  A brand-new episode of The Sartorialist airs today! In this episode, Scott Schuman travels to Madrid to celebrate and photograph Spain’s most iconic dance – The Flamenco. He visits Cecilia Gomez’s studio where the two discuss the art and its blend of emotion and character.
   
• CBS ON 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE “BLACK HAWK DOWN” MISSION, “60 MINUTES” BROADCASTS NEVER-BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE OF THE ACTUAL MISSION -- SUNDAY
  Over Seven Months, 60 MINUTES Films an American Couple's Secret Mission in Mogadishu to Dig up and Repatriate the Wreckage to Honor those Who Fell in America’s First Battle with al-Qaeda
  Most Americans know what happened in Mogadishu, Somalia, during America’s first battle against al-Qaeda 20 years ago thanks to the Oscar-winning film, “Black Hawk Down.” Now, for the first time, they can see how the actual battle unfolded in footage obtained by 60 MINUTES. Lara Logan’s report, containing the images and combat veterans’ eyewitness accounts of the battle, also follows the secret, seven-month effort of a retired soldier and his wife to repatriate the helicopter’s wreckage. This remarkable 60 MINUTES story will be broadcast almost 20 years to the day of the battle Sunday, Oct. 6 (7:30-8:30PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  THERE ARE A MILLION ASTEROIDS IN SPACE BIG ENOUGH TO DESTROY A CITY, AND SCIENTISTS ONLY KNOW WHERE ONE PERCENT OF THEM ARE – “60 MINUTES” SUNDAY
  Though scientists are keeping an eye on most of the large asteroids and comets capable of causing global destruction by colliding with Earth, they have been able to track only one percent of the smaller ones that are capable of destroying an entire city, Anderson Cooper reports this Sunday on “60 MINUTES.”
  Cooper’s story also reveals that NASA scientists first learned about the asteroid that exploded in Russia in February from Twitter and YouTube. There was no advance warning. “We didn’t see it coming,” say Paul Chodas, a scientist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California. “It was coming from the general direction of the sun, so it was in the daytime sky as it approached.”
  Cooper’s report will be broadcast on 60 MINUTES, Sunday, Oct. 6 (7:30-8:30PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. The segment explores the scientific importance of near-Earth objects – comets and asteroids whose orbits bring them close to the earth – as well as the difficulty scientists have detecting many of them. Watch an excerpt.
   

• CBS TEAMS RACE TO SANTIAGO, CHILE WHERE ONE TEAM’S COMMUNICATION BLUNDER AT A BUS STOP COULD PROVE COSTLY, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, OCT. 6
  “Zip It, Bingo” – Racers strip down and muscle up for a bizarre salt bath in Santiago, Chile. Meanwhile, one team’s communication blunder at a bus stop could prove costly, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, Oct. 6 (8:30-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   

• CBS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, A REDEMPTION ISLAND BATTLE PITS HUSBAND AGAINST WIFE, ON “SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 9
  "One Armed Dude and Three Moms" – For the first time ever, a Redemption Island battle pits husband against wife. In another series first, a castaway refuses to accept an immunity clue and a shocking blindside at tribal sends another castaway home, on SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER, Wednesday, Oct. 9 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS THE DONATOS PIZZA BOSS GOES UNDERCOVER IN HER FAMILY BUSINESS, ON “UNDERCOVER BOSS,” FRIDAY, OCT. 11
  “Donatos” – Jane Grote Abell, Chairman of Donatos Pizza, goes undercover in her family business and learns that the pizzas aren’t the only things getting baked at one store, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, Oct. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• The CW FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —(9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Guy Who Has a Panic Attack” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  THE MODELS HEAD TO BALI — The guys and girls go to Bali, where they have to model swimwear while trying to walk under water and one of the guys suffers a panic attack. At a photo shoot at the local zoo, the models have to pose with snakes and leopards, where two of the models fail to perform out of fear of the animals (#2011).
   

• Discovery Fit & Health's UNTOLD STORIES OF THE ER Returns for Eighth Season - Sunday, October 6 at 9 PM (ET/PT)
  This fall, the eighth season of Discovery Fit & Health signature series UNTOLD STORIES OF THE ER returns Sunday, October 6 at 9 PM (ET/PT).
  UNTOLD STORIES OF THE ER goes behind the hospital curtain to feature the dramatic stories of real-life trips to the emergency room. Recounting the heart-racing cases that changed their lives, patients and doctors alike share the unusual, sometimes humorous, touching and emotionally explosive true tales about the clash of life and death in the Emergency Room. Doctors reveal the intense nature of medicine practiced under pressure, where every moment and decision can be a turning point. Interspersed with vivid reenactments shot in actual emergency rooms, trauma units, and intensive care wards, UNTOLD STORIES OF THE ER is a testament to medical heroes, providing a true-to-life depiction of the daily battle ER doctors take on in order to save lives.
  ABOUT PREMIERE EPISODE: “Cows & Stilettos” Series Premieres Saturday, October 6 at 9 PM (ET/PT) Dr. Sudip Bose treats a patient covered in cow feces after the man crashed his convertible into a cow. Now, he’s stinking up the whole hospital. On the same shift, a lap dancer with a stiletto heel stuck in her cheek flirts with Dr. Bose while he tries to remove it. Meanwhile, a patient’s heart stops with no explanation, and Dr. David Meyers tries to revive her. He fails, and after 40 minutes, declares her dead. But is she actually? Then, it’s a full moon, and Dr. Tyler Cymet is preparing for a long night ahead. His first patient is woman who causes great commotion with hysterical wailing and flailing. When asked why she’s there, she says she’s dying of a broken heart.
   

• E! Keeping Up with the Kardashians "More to the Story" October 6 Sunday 9:00pm
  Kim wants Khloe to consider adopting a baby, however Khloe's mind is on other things; at the same time, Bruce is on a covert mission to train Khloe's dog; and Kris has a sneaking suspicion that Scott sold the scooter she gave him.
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE FOUR CHAIR CHALLENGE CONTINUES ON AN ALL-NEW “THE X FACTOR” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9, ON FOX
  Contestants sing on the “X” stage for a spot in the Top 16 as THE X FACTOR’s new Four Chair Challenge round continues with judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. The new competition round will determine who will remain in each category - Girls, Boys, Over 25s and Groups. The judges face their toughest decisions so far, as they continue to narrow down their groups to their final four. Mario Lopez hosts the all-new “The Four Chair Challenge Round #3” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Wednesday, Oct. 9 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-313/4) (TV-14 D, L)
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE FOUR CHAIR CHALLENGE COMES TO A CLOSE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE X FACTOR” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX
  The final group of contestants sings on the “X” stage for a spot in the Top 16 as THE X FACTOR’s Four Chair Challenge comes to a close, with judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. The new competition round will determine who will remain in each category - Girls, Boys, Over 25s and Groups. Mario Lopez hosts the all-new “The Four Chair Challenge Round #4” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Thursday, Oct. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-315) (TV-14 D, L)
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of MASTERCHEF is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“MASTERCHEF”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE JUDGES GET WHIPPED CREAMED! ON AN ALL-NEW “MASTERCHEF” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
  The junior home cooks test the laws of physics by whipping liquid cream by hand, and to determine the stiffness of the whipped cream, they each hold their bowl of whipped cream over the judges’ heads. The contestant whose whipped cream remains in the bowl gets an advantage in the next round, while the others get to slime the judges! Later, the contestants pair up in a tag-team Beef Wellington challenge, during which they take turns to prepare Gordon’s classic recipe and two sides. Find out which dishes impress the judges in the all-new “Junior Edition: Whip It” episode of MASTERCHEF airing Friday, Oct. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (JRM-103) (TV-PG L)
  Host/Judge: Gordon Ramsay Judges: Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot
   
• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s Major League Baseball coverage.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #1—(7:30 PM-CC ET live/4:30 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX
  FOX Sports presents exclusive live coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2013 postseason with Game 1 of the American League Championship Series with teams and sites TBD. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be calling the action with field reporter Ken Rosenthal when the game airs Saturday, Oct. 12 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1409) (n/a)
   
• HBO TIMOTHY BRADLEY JR. vs. JUAN MÁRQUEZ, SATURDAY, OCT. 12 on HBO PPV Poster
  Are you ready for an explosive, knock-down, drag-out title fight?
  After the dramatic build up from this weekend's 24/7 BRADLEY/MARQUEZ, both fighters will finally meet in the ring this Saturday, October 12th, at 9pm ET/ 6pm PT to decide who walks away with the World Boxing Organization Championship belt.
  Undefeated WBO Welterweight Champion and the pride of Palm Springs TIMOTHY "Desert Storm" BRADLEY, JR. will make the biggest defense of his world title when he faces Méxican icon and four-division world champion JUAN MANUEL "Dinamita" MARQUÉZ. The only two fighters to defeat Fighter of the Decade Manny Pacquiao in the last seven years, Bradley will be looking to further state his case as one of boxing's elite pound for pound fighters while Márquez attempts to add yet another highlight to his storied career -- becoming the first Méxican fighter to win world titles in five different weight divisions. Both enter this rumble fresh from Fight of the Year caliber performances.
  Videos: Bradley vs. Marquez: Fight Preview Fighters Face Off
  The Buzz: Bradley vs. Marquez Press Conference
  Timothy Bradley: Greatest Hits Juan Manuel Marquez: Greatest Hits
   
• Lifetime's NEW UNSCRIPTED SERIES "MILLION DOLLAR SHOPPERS", PREMIERING OCTOBER 10
  THE SECRETS TO HAVING POSH PERSONAL STYLE ARE JUST A CLOSET AWAY WITH LIFETIME’S NEW UNSCRIPTED SERIES MILLION DOLLAR SHOPPERS, PREMIERING OCTOBER 10
  Personal Shoppers BARBET SMITH, GREGG ASHER & TAYLER SANDVICK, AMY SALINGER and DEREK ROCHE Go to Great Extremes to Meet High Demands of Wealthy and Powerful Clientele
  LOS ANGELES, CA (September 12, 2013) – Enter the never-before-seen and elite world of personal shopping, where there are no limits to what one will do to find the perfect wardrobe for their rich, famous, powerful and often high-maintenance clients. Lifetime’s all-new series Million Dollar Shoppers features these fashion tastemakers and trendsetters going to great extremes to deliver the best pieces to their glamorous clients while delivering an in-home shopping experience known only by a select few. Million Dollar Shoppers will premiere on Thursday, October 10, at 10:30pm ET/PT, immediately following Project Runway, before moving to its regular time slot at 10:00pm on October 24.
  Providing a revealing look into the exclusive world of the affluent, each episode of Million Dollar Shoppers will feature three personal shoppers who make their living on the hunt for the most coveted fashion splurges for their wealthy clients. With their pride, reputation and, ultimately, final commission on the line, the shoppers take close inventory of their clients’ jaw-dropping closets and homes before consulting with them about their fashion needs, ranging from a specific event, upcoming vacation or an entire wardrobe makeover. Empowered with the customers’ credit cards in hand, they execute their savvy, retail sense and fashion connections to purchase what they believe fulfills their tough clients’ vision of having the finest luxuries available…first. Will they complete their missions? That will remain to be seen until the clients meticulously review all purchases before approving each and every expense. Each week, viewers will follow the colorful, driven shoppers to see who rakes in the most commission and the ultimate bragging rights.
  Lifetime's "Million Dollar Shoppers" sneak peek clips
  Imagine having your very own personal shopper! Lifetime's all-new series "MILLION DOLLAR SHOPPERS" takes you into the never-before-seen and elite world of personal shopping, where there are no limits to what one will do to find the perfect wardrobe for their rich, famous, powerful and often high-maintenance clients! These fashion bloodhounds are fun, outrageous personalities you'll love
  Take a look for yourself. The show premieres tomorrow night at 10:30pm, right after "PROJECT RUNWAY." Video Clips
   
• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday October 6, 2013 - Saturday October 12, 2013
  "FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA" "100613"
  10/06/2013 (07:00PM - 08:20PM) (Sunday)
   
• "NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" "HOUSTON TEXANS AT SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS"
  10/06/2013 (08:20PM - 11:30PM) (Sunday)
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 5"
  10/07/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH ORIGINAL COACHES, ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE SHELTON, CEELO GREEN AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, CeeLo Green and Christina Aguilera. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "BEST OF THE BLINDS"
  10/08/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Tuesday) : THE BEST OF THE BLINDS - Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts a special recap of the blind auditions, showcasing the best and most memorable moments. Coaches Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, CeeLo Green and Christina Aguilera take a look back at their decisions as they head into the battle rounds.
   

• "DATELINE NBC" "FR2303"
  10/11/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) :
   

• NBC 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'
  October 12 Bruce Willis/ Katy Perry
  On October 12, blockbuster star Bruce Willis will return to Studio 8H for his second appearance as host. Katy Perry will make her second appearance as musical guest. Perry's upcoming album, "Prism" has already spun the Billboard Hot 100 number one single, "Roar."
   

• PBS NOTABLE CHEFS "POP-UP" SPONTANEOUS FEASTS IN UNUSUAL LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA IN NEW TV SERIES MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING
  Guest chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more join Host/Chef Pete Evans
  13-Episode Culinary Journey to Launch on Public Television Stations Beginning September 7, 2013 (check local listings)
  Providence, RI: Chefs Matt Jennings and Ken Oringer
  Premieres as of October 12
  Pete Evans cooks with two of the East Coast?s best chefs to make a delicious meal on a roof deck in downtown Providence that overlooks the entire downtown area. Dinner includes green asparagus with black truffle vinaigrette and morels, sassafrass panna cotta, and grilled pork belly with razor clams.
   

• PBS NOVA INVESTIGATES MEGASTORMS, WTC ENGINEERING, JFK FORENSICS, THE EDGE OF SPACE, KILLER ASTEROIDS, AND HIGH-TECH INNOVATIONS IN MATERIALS SCIENCE IN DIVERSE FALL 2013 PROGRAMMING LINE-UP
  New Season Premieres on Wednesday, September 11, 2013 at 9pm ET/PT on PBS
  Megastorm Aftermath Premieres Wednesday, October 9th at 9PM/8c on PBS
  In October 2012, superstorm Sandy cut a path of devastation across the Caribbean and the East Coast, killing hundreds and doing tens of billions of dollars in damage. To many, it was a wake-up call. Now, one year after Sandy?s deadly strike, correspondent Miles O?Brien and NOVA follow up on the 2012 film Inside the Megastorm with a fresh investigation of the critical questions raised by this historic storm: Was Hurricane Sandy a freak combination of weather systems? Or are hurricanes increasing in intensity due to a changing climate? What can we do to prepare ourselves for the next Sandy, and what progress has been made toward making our urban infrastructure more resilient? Much of Sandy?s wrecking power was due to an extreme storm surge that left large swaths of New York and New Jersey underwater. And with sea levels on the rise, flooding will only become more frequent. NOVA examines the role of global warming in driving these rising seas, and looks at some of the latest extraordinary engineering employed in other areas, as well as what it may take to make cities like New York more resilient in the future.
   

• PBS Extraordinary educators, public schools spotlighted on PBS in September/October
  This fall, PBS’s POV series is proud to present two documentaries that look at extraordinary public schools and educators doing the utmost for their students. Best Kept Secret, airing on Monday, Sept. 23 at 10 p.m., looks at a high school in Newark, N.J., and its special-needs minority students, while Brooklyn Castle, premiering on Monday, Oct. 7, focuses on a junior high that inspires students to become chess champions.
  Oct. 7 – Brooklyn Castle by Katie Dellamaggiore
  This public-school powerhouse in junior high chess competitions has won more than 30 national championships, the most of any school in the country. Its 85-member squad boasts so many strong players that the late Albert Einstein, a dedicated chess maven, would rank fourth if he were on the team. Most astoundingly, I.S. 318 is a Brooklyn school that serves mostly minority students from families living below the poverty line. Brooklyn Castle is the exhilarating story of five of the school’s aspiring young players and how chess became the school’s unlikely inspiration for academic success. The film is part of the PBS Indies Showcase. See a trailer and find out more at www.pbs.org/pov/brooklyncastle .
   
• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA…FALL IN LOVE WITH ‘MODERN FAMILY’ AND ‘NCIS: LOS ANGELES’
  Viewers can fall in love all over again with MODERN FAMILY and NCIS: LOS ANGELES throughout the week on USA. On Fridays grab your own family and settle in for the night with the Dunphys and Tucker-Pritchetts for TGIMF (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family) and on Sundays connect with other fans during MODERN FAMILY LIVE. Using their favorite connected device, viewers can engage with other MOFYs with a unique second screen real-time experience synced to the on-air episodes. Plus, don’t miss the drama of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, NCIS and LAW & ORDER: SVU or the roaring action from WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW.
  MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 USA DAYTIME – 11am/10c - 3pm/2c
  Cat Greenleaf features new Daytime Chats with MODERN FAMILY stars Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, and Nolan Gould as well as co-creator and executive producer Steven Levitan, executive producer Danny Zucker and casting director Jeff Greenberg.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the CONSOL Energy Center in Pittsburgh, PA and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.

RERUNS

• CBS WALDEN HIRES AN ACTRESS TO PLAY THE PART OF HIS MISTRESS, AND JAKE AND MISSI PLAN A RENDEZVOUS AT THE BEACH HOUSE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, OCT. 12
  Actress Miley Cyrus (“Hannah Montana”) Returns as Missi, Jake’s Love Interest
  “Avoid The Chinese Mustard” – Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, on a special night and time, Saturday, Oct. 12 (8:00 – 8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Miley Cyrus (“Hannah Montana”) returns as Missi, Jake’s love interest. (Originally broadcast 11/8/12.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Gemma Baker
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS The date below says 10/26 but it's on their schedule this week as being Saturday, 10/11.
  FOLLOWING CAROLINE AND CANDY ANDY’S BREAKUP, A FORTUNE TELLER LURES CAROLINE IN TO TELL HER ABOUT HER FUTURE LOVE LIFE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, OCT. 26
  Editor’s note: The air date for this episode has been changed.
  “And The Psychic Shakedown” – After discovering that Candy Andy closed up his shop following their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her future love life, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, on a special night and time, Saturday, Oct. 26 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/4/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Patrick King
  DIRECTED BY: Ken Whittingham
   

• CBS THE NCIS: LA TEAM INVESTIGATES A CLASSIFIED OPERATION AFTER A DINER EXPLOSION KILLS FOUR VICTIMS LINKED TO THE SAME SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, OCT. 12
  Real-life Mothers of Stars Chris O’Donnell, LL COOL J, Daniela Ruah and Eric Christian Olsen Appear in the Episode Alongside Their Children
  “The Fifth Man” – The NCIS: LA team investigate a compromised intel operation after four people connected to the classified project are killed at a diner explosion. As Deeks and Kensi are on the trail of those involved, they learn that a wayward teenage girl might be related and Kensi can’t help but be empathetic to her situation, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, on a special night, Saturday, Oct. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. The real-life mothers of stars Chris O’Donnell, LL COOL J, Daniela Ruah and Eric Christian Olsen will appear in the episode alongside their children. (Originally broadcast 10/9/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Dave Kalstein
  DIRECTED BY: John P. Kousakis
   

• FOX SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER AND MARGE SEARCH FOR GUARDIANS FOR THE KIDS ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
  Rashida Jones and Danny DeVito Make Guest-Voice Appearances
  After surviving a tornado, Marge and Homer seek out guardians for the kids, in case the worst should happen. They first turn to friends and family, including Homer’s half-brother, Herb Powell (guest voice DeVito) with whom to entrust their kids, but when Bart and Lisa fall in love with a super-cool couple, Mav (Hank Azaria) and Portia (guest voice Jones), Marge starts to question their potential guardians’ true motivations in the “Changing of the Guardian” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2404) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Rashida Jones as Portia; Danny DeVito as Herb Powell
   

• FOX SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  SPOOKTACULAR, SPINE-CHILLING STORIES ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
  Jon Lovitz (“Hot in Cleveland”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  In the opener of the 23rd annual “Treehouse of Horror,” we go back to ancient times when a Mayan Homer and Marge are witnesses to the prediction by ancient calendar makers that 2012 will be the end of the world. In “The Greatest Story Ever Holed,” the first of three spine-chilling stories, the Springfield Subatomic Supercollider creates a black hole that terrorizes the city, sucking up everything in its path. Then, in “UNnormal Activity” the Simpsons install cameras all over the house when things start to go bump in the night and Marge discovers it may have to do with an unholy pact she made some years prior. In the final thrilling tale, “Bart & Homer’s Excellent Adventure,” Bart travels to 1974 to buy a comic book at cover price but inadvertently disrupts Homer and Marge’s courtship, leading Marge to end up with Artie Ziff (guest voice Jon Lovitz) in the “Treehouse of Horror XXIII” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2317) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Jon Lovitz as Artie Ziff
   

• FOX FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11
  — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 EVIL GETS A NAME ON “SLEEPY HOLLOW” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
  Lt. Abbie Mills and Ichabod Crane search for Abbie’s estranged sister, Jenny (guest star Lyndie Greenwood), who has escaped from a Sleepy Hollow psychiatric hospital. In a game-changing episode, which includes flashbacks to the real Boston Tea Party, Abbie and Ichabod discover more about the evil they are facing…and finally learn its name in the “The Lesser Key of Solomon” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Friday, Oct. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-104) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Lyndie Greenwood as Jenny Mills
   

• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12
  **ONE-HOUR EPISODE**--“ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD ON ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX
  For Mature Audiences
  In an encore of the “Night Mission: Stealing Friends Back” episode of AXE COP, badass crime fighter Axe Cop (Nick Offerman) heads out on a special night mission with the help of his partner, Flute Cop (Ken Marino), and sidekicks Grey Diamond (guest voice Rob Heubel), Army Chihuahua Man (guest voice Giancarlo Esposito) and Liborg (guest voice Tyler, the Creator), when fellow superhero Bat Warthog Man’s (guest voice Vincent Kartheiser) friends go missing. Then, in an encore of the “Zombie Island…In Space” episode of AXE COP, a young woman (guest voice Megan Mullally) asks badass crime fighter Axe Cop (Nick Offerman) and partner Flute Cop (Ken Marino) to find her kidnapped scientist father, leading them to the Zombie Island planet, where they help save the Queen of England. In an encore of the “Heroes” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, Marsh (Vincent Kartheiser) meets his hero, The Candy Diet Guru Garrett Philanders (guest voice Anders Holm), who happens to be Brad’s (T.J. Miller) long-lost father. Then, in an encore of the “Adderall” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, the pressure is on at High School USA when the gang prepares to take the SAT exam, so they resort to pill-popping measures. Meanwhile, Blackstein (Nathan Barnatt) joins the school’s gay club to beef up his extracurricular activities, but he must hide the fact that he is straight in order to stay in the club and get into college. Don’t miss the full hour of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF airing Saturday, Oct. 12 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ANI-109) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  AXE COP: Guest Voice Cast: Rob Huebel as Grey Diamond; Giancarlo Esposito as Army Chihuahua; Tyler, the Creator as Liborg; Vincent Kartheiser as Bat Warthog Man; Megan Mullally as Isabella and Queen of England; Peter Serafinowicz as Dr. Doo Doo and Chemist “M”
  HIGH SCHOOL USA!: Guest Voice Cast: Anders Holm as Garrett Philanders; Ray Ford as Nico Ninja; Milo Silverstein as Wally; Moon-Unit Zappa as Tracy; Jay Johnston as Officer Dumphy; Britta Phillips/Jackie Hoffman as Tamar; Michael K. Williams as Lucius.
   

• NBC "IRONSIDE" "PILOT"
  10/12/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : IRONSIDE AND HIS TRUSTING TEAM ARE ON THE CASE IN THE SERIES PREMIERE—After being shot in the line of duty, New York Detective Robert Ironside (Blair Underwood) swore he would never let a wheelchair slow him down. Undeterred, he drives his elite, hand-picked team, including Virgil (Pablo Schreiber), Holly (Spencer Grammer) and Teddy (Neal Bledsoe), to solve the city’s most difficult and notorious crimes. Watching over them is their boss, Capt. Ed Rollins (Kenneth Choi), who shares a mutual respect with Ironside, while Gary (Brent Sexton) is Robert’s scrappy ex-partner who marvels at his determination and ability to piece together his life after being shot.
   

• NBC "THE BLACKLIST" "THE FREELANCER"
  10/12/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : RED AND LIZ WORK TOGETHER TO TRACK DOWN A CRIMINAL WHO DISGUISES HIS KILLINGS IN THE HEADLINES OF EVERYDAY TRAGEDIES – ISABELLA ROSSELLINI GUEST STARS – Red (James Spader) predicts an impending catastrophe, rooted by the work of an assassin, called "The Freelancer." Together, Liz (Megan Boone) and Red go undercover to prevent from having his next target, Floriana Campo (guest star Isabella Rossellini) from being killed. Elsewhere, Ressler (Diego Klattenhoff) and newly re-hired CIA agent, Meera Malik, (Parminder Nagra) who’s been added to Red’s private security detail, keep an eye on them from a distance. Meanwhile, Liz considers what she should do next concerning Tom (Ryan Eggold) and the mysterious box she found hidden under the floorboards. Harry Lennix also stars.
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" "TBA"
  10/12/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• PBS EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation Takes to the Skies in a New Six-Part Mini-Series Debuting Wednesday, September 4, 2013 on PBS
  Experience an awe-inspiring journey of earth's natural wonders, as never seen before, through the eyes of birds
  What would it be like to see the world from a bird's perspective? To experience riding on the backs of bald eagles and snow geese or flying alongside a flock of brown pelicans as they scan and dive for fish in the ocean below. State-of-the-art technology and sophisticated camera techniques have now made it possible to do just that and more as EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation takes viewers on a breathtaking aerial adventure over six continents.
  Episode six: Flying High (airs Wednesday, October 9 at 8 p.m.)
  A behind-the-scenes look at how EARTHFLIGHT was made, including the extraordinary relationships between people and birds. Microlights, paragliders, drones, and camera-carrying birds and much more helped along the way.
  A two-hour compilation of this six-hour series, titled "Winged Planet," aired on the Discovery Channel last October.Nature is a production of THIRTEEN in association with WNET for PBS.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6 LAW & ORDER: SVU “Uncracked Cases” marathon – 12/11c
  The detectives of the Special Victims Unit fight hard to make sure justice is served and they have the exemplary record to prove it. But even the most seasoned detectives know that it’s impossible to solve every crime to which they’re assigned. From the tough-talking Fin (Ice-T) to the confident Olivia (Mariska Hargitay), each member of the squad has that one perp that got away and our favorite detectives are getting a second crack at their toughest cases. The marathon airs from 12pm to 9pm.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6 MODERN FAMILY – 9/8c Catch the Pritchetts, Dunphys, Tucker-Pritchetts and the rest of the MODERN FAMILY crew from 9pm to 12am Sunday nights on USA and connect with MODERN FAMILY LIVE – a not-to-be-missed, real-time social activation. Fans can watch, play along on their connected device and see real-time on-air results to polls, fan meters and more. The top registered players will be featured on-air at the end of the night. Viewers can login at ModernFamilyLIVE.com.
  “Mistery Date” (episode 408) – 9/8c
  “When a Tree Falls” (episode 409) – 9:30/8:30c
  “Diamond in the Rough” (episode 410) – 10/9c
  “Fulgencio” (episode 413) – 10:30/9:30c
  “Mother Tucker” (episode 209) – 11/10c
  “Dance Dance Revelation” (episode 210) – 11:30/10:30c
   

• USA Network MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 MODERN FAMILY – 11:05/10:05c
  “Moon Landing” (episode 114) – 11:05/10:05c
  “My Funky Valentine” (episode 115) – 11:35/10:35c
  “Fears” (episode 116) – 12:05/11:05c
  “Truth Be Told” (episode 117) – 12:35/11:35c
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 LAW & ORDER: SVU – New episode from season 14 – 7/6c
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c
  Calling all “MOFYs!” Tune-in from 8pm to 11pm to cherish some of your favorite episodes! The series stars Ed O’Neill, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Nolan Gould and Rico Rodriguez.
  “Caught in the Act” (episode 213) – 8/7c
  “Bixby’s Back” (episode 214) – 8:30/7:30c
  “Princess Party” (episode 215) – 9/8c
  “Regrets Only” (episode 216 ) – 9:30/8:30c
  “Two Monkeys and a Panda” (episode 217) – 10/9c
  “Boys’ Night” (episode 218) – 10:30/9:30c
   

• USA Network WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 NCIS: LOS ANGELES & MODERN FAMILY – 7/6c
  Catch an episode of NCIS: LOS ANGELES at 7pm followed by two episodes of MODERN FAMILY from 8pm to 9pm. Cap off the night with two more episodes of NCIS: LOS ANGELES from 9pm to 11pm.
  “The Musical Man” (episode 219) – 8/7c
  “Someone to Watch Over Lily” (episode 220) – 8:30/7:30c
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c
  “Mother’s Day” (episode 221) – 8/7c
  “Good Cop, Bad Dog” (episode 222) – 8:30/7:30c
   

• USA Network FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c – TGIMF (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family),
  Every Friday will be family night, otherwise known as TGIMF, (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family), when the entire brood can watch MODERN FAMILY together from 8pm to 10pm.
  “See You Next Fall” (episode 223) – 8/7c
  “The One That Got Away” (episode 224) – 8:30/7:30c
  “Dude Ranch” (episode 301) – 9/8c
  “When Good Kids Go Bad” (episode 302) – 9:30/8:30c
   

• USA Network SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12 NCIS “Season 10” marathon” – 9am/8c
  Enjoy a full day of NCIS episodes from season 10. The marathon airs from 9am to 11pm.
  

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• WAIT?! DID YOU SAY THE HULA DANCER KILLED THE ASTRONAUT IN A VOLCANO USING A SNOW SHOVEL?!!
  YEP, IT’S FAN BUILT “FIVE-0”
  “HAWAII FIVE-0” INVITES VIEWERS TO HELP BUILD AN EPISODE TO BE BROADCAST LATER THIS SEASON
  Beginning Today, 10/11, “Hawaii Five-0” Viewers Can Choose From a Menu of Key Story and Production Elements on CBS.com For a Special Episode to be Broadcast Later This Season
  Video Sneak Peek
  CBS announced today the Fan Built “Five-0” initiative where HAWAII FIVE-0 producers invite viewers to help build an episode of the Friday night crime drama by going to CBS.com to select key story elements to be broadcast later this season.
  For the next three weeks, viewers can log onto http://www.cbs.com/H50vote to vote on the following six key story points of an episode: Scene of the Crime, The Victim, The Murder Weapon, The Evidence, The Suspect and The Takedown. Within each element, there are seven choices.
  When the voting on these six key elements closes on Oct. 31, the HAWAII FIVE-0 writing staff will begin crafting the script using the winning results. After the New Year, before the episode begins production in Oahu, Hawaii in February, viewers will continue to have input on other important elements in the episode throughout its production, such as props, cast wardrobe, music and the title.
   

• A Variety of New Movie Releases Arrives This October From Lionsgate Home Entertainment
  -Relive the roar of '84 when the 1984 Detroit Tigers World Series Collector's Edition arrives on DVD October 8 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Major League Baseball has opened the Film & Video Archive to present every great moment of this timeless Detroit Fall Classic®. From the opening win in San Diego to the glorious, power-packed Game 5 celebration in Detroit, this collection features the complete television broadcast of every 1984 World Series game. The collection is packed with hours of classic, unedited, baseball passion, as well as enhanced game notes, official statistics, batter-by-batter game summaries and player data. The 1984 Detroit Tigers World Series Collector's Edition DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $29.98.
  The 1984 World Series® is treasured by Tigers fans as this Fall Classic victory punctuated a historic season. Highlighted by Jack Morris' no-hitter in the season's fourth game, the Tigers roared through April and May posting a staggering 35-5 record. Led by manager Sparky Anderson, the 1984 Tigers featured the gritty power of Kirk Gibson and the brilliant pitching of the American League MVP and Cy Young Award winner Willie Hernandez. Detroit capped the remarkable year by winning the 1984 World Series!
  -Everyone's favorite fashionistas take over the catwalk in Bratz Go to Paris: The Movie, arriving on DVD, Digital Download and Video on Demand October 8 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Celebrate twelve years of fashion and fun with the girls in this super-spy adventure full of style and intrigue and featuring celebrity voice talents including Lacey Chabert (Mean Girls), Soleil Moon-Frye (TV's "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch") and Tia Mowry (TV's "Sister, Sister"). Timed to the arrival of the highly-anticipated new line of Bratz fashion dolls and the launch of the "Real Bratz" online and social media campaign to empower girls, the Bratz Go to Paris: The Movie DVD will also include five Bratzillaz™ webisodes and will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.98.
  The girls with a passion for fashion hit the runways of Paris in this super-secret, super sweet spy spectacular! When someone starts mysteriously poisoning the most popular models in Paris, Cloe, Yasmin, Jade and Sasha are recruited to go undercover in the City of Lights as supermodels to find the evil mastermind. But will the girls be able to discover the secret before one of them is the next target? There is no mystery that the Bratz cannot solve when they work together!
  -The Avengers - The Complete Emma Peel Megaset and 2000 Yankees World Series Collector's Edition will be available on DVD October 8; Ingenious will be available on DVD (plus Digital Ultraviolet), Video On Demand, Digital Download and Pay-Per-View October 15; Prayers for Bobby will be available on DVD October 15; and WW II: 3-Film Collection will be available on Blu-ray Disc and DVD October 22.
  Relive all the excitement, drama and action of one of television's most beloved crime-fighting spy duos when The Avengers - The Complete Emma Peel Megaset arrives on DVD October 8 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Enjoy all of Emma Peel's (Diana Rigg, HBO's "Game of Thrones") undercover roles, from her unforgettable debut in her famous leather cat suit, to her thrilling last spy adventure! Available on DVD for the first time in four years, the collection spans all three seasons of Emma Peel's time on the hit series. Co-starring Patrick Macnee (TV's "Super Force"), The Avengers - The Complete Emma Peel Megaset will be available for the suggested retail price of $49.98.
  The original "spy-fi" British TV cult classic is back with an all-new look! Witness the fabulous chemistry, unlike any other, between Diana Rigg as Emma Peel and Patrick Macnee as her engaging partner John Steed. The Avengers - The Complete Emma Peel Megaset is a 16-disc set, including all three seasons and 51 episodes, that longtime devotees and new fans alike can enjoy in this ultimate collector's edition!
  -Fans of America's favorite past time can travel back to the year 2000 when the Yankees and the Mets squared off for the first time in the Fall Classic with the 2000 Yankees World Series Collector's Edition, arriving on DVD October 8 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. The collection includes 16 hours of classic, unedited baseball excitement with the complete broadcast of every World Series Game from the 2000 Subway Series. The 2000 Yankees World Series Collector's Edition features SleeveStats, enhancing the viewer's experience with game notes and official stats including trivia, batter-by-batter game summaries and only-in-New York insights, and will be available for $29.98.
  For years, a New York team was always a part of the World Series and then four decades passed without an all-New York World Series matchup. 2000 Yankees World Series Collector's Edition presents the showdown between the high-energy New York Mets and the two-time defending champion New York Yankees. With a roster that includes World Series MVP Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Andy Pettitte, Bernie Williams and Paul O'Neill, viewers can relive all the excitement and passion from when the Bronx Bombers captured their 26th championship in a hard-fought five game series.
   

• Watch true history unfold over seven victorious seasons, from 1943 to 2011, with the
  St. Louis Cardinals Championship Collection, arriving on DVD October 8 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. This extraordinary set from award-winning Major League Baseball Productions features heroes and legends winning it all for the National League's premier franchise. Taking fans through the wins that have made the franchise the historic powerhouse it is today, the St. Louis Cardinals Championship Collection will be available for the suggested retail price of $24.98.
  The St. Louis Cardinals are the class of the National League. The Cardinals have a rich history of success with 18 National League pennants and 11 World Series championships - the most ever for a National League team and only second to the Yankees overall. The St. Louis Cardinals Championship Collection includes seven films spanning eight decades, from 1943 - the first World Series Film ever produced - all the way to 2011. This official DVD set provides comprehensive highlights, exclusive access and interviews, plus breath-taking footage that captures seven St. Louis Fall Classics. From Stan Musial to Bob Gibson to Albert Pujols, the biggest Cardinals legends are all here.
   

• Power Rangers Super Samurai: A Christmas Wish and St. Louis Cardinals Championship Collection Arrive on DVD October 8 From Lionsgate Home Entertainment
  Morph into the holiday season with Power Rangers Super Samurai: A Christmas Wish, arriving on DVD and Digital Download October 8 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. The all-new holiday release features a collection of festive Ranger adventures including "Super Samurai Stuck on Christmas" and fan-favorite classic episodes "Mighty Morphin Forever Friends" and "Mighty Morphin Alpha's Magical Christmas." Filled with classic holiday songs, the Power Rangers Super Samurai: A Christmas Wish DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.98.
  The Samurai Rangers are stuck in Megazord's cockpit when it breaks down after battling a Nighlok on Christmas Eve. By using their smarts, determination and teamwork, will the Rangers make it out in time to celebrate Christmas?
   

• All-New CGI Animated Movie - Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure Premieres on DVD October 8 From Lionsgate
  The first in a series of new films based on the Alpha And Omega Movie, Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure will be available on Blu-Ray Combo Pack and DVD exclusively at Walmart, as well as Digital Download and Video On Demand October 8 From Lionsgate Home Entertainment.
  Snuggle up together and enjoy a brand new journey the whole family can share this howl-iday season when Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure arrives on Blu-ray Combo Pack (plus DVD and Digital HD), DVD (plus Digital), Digital Download and Video on Demand October 8 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Following the original Alpha and Omega theatrical film which grossed $50M box office worldwide and has sold over 1.1M DVDs to date, comes a new holiday movie featuring the unlikely pair of wolves, Kate and Humphrey, and their new frisky family of cubs in a heartwarming wilderness adventure.
  Kate and Humphrey and their three wolf cubs (Stinky, Claudette and Runt) are happily preparing to celebrate their first winter holidays together when their smallest cub, Runt, mysteriously disappears. They must now go on a new journey across the wilderness to find and bring back Runt before the winter festivities begin at home. It's their greatest adventure yet, filled with action and suspense as well as plenty of the humor and heartwarming moments that made the original Alpha and Omega so popular. While their adventure does not end exactly as planned, in the end Kate and Humphrey discover that for the holidays, "Home is where the family is."
  Arriving just in time for the gift-giving season, Alpha And Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure brings a new breed of excitement to your holiday celebrations. The Blu-ray Combo Pack and DVD, containing all-new special features that include a behind the scenes look at the making of Alpha and Omega 2, fun wolf trivia and an "Are you an Alpha or an Omega?" quiz plus a sneak peek at future Alpha and Omega adventures, is available exclusively at Walmart locations nationwide for the suggested retail price of $24.99 and $19.98, respectively.
   

• ABC’S MUSIC LOUNGE IS LIVE WITH A NEW INSTALLMENT OF THE “NASHVILLE”-INSPIRED DOCU-WEB SERIES, “ON THE RECORD,” FEATURING THE ORIGINAL SONG “GONNA GET EVEN,” PERFORMED BY AUBREY PEEPLES
  “Gonna Get Even” Available on iTunes and ABC Music Lounge!
  ABC Music Lounge’s “Nashville”-inspired docu-web series, “On the Record,” is live at www.abc.com/musiclounge with the original song, “Gonna Get Even,” written by Kacey Musgraves, Al Anderson and Pat McLaughlin and performed by Aubrey Peeples as Layla Grant. The song, which is also available now on iTunes and ABC.com/MusicLounge, is featured on “Nashville,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Video Clips
  “On the Record: Gonna Get Even” goes behind the scenes with songwriter’s Al Anderson and Pat McLaughlin and the song’s performer Aubrey Peeples, guest starring as Layla Grant. Interviews with Callie Khouri (creator/executive producer) and Dee Johnson (showrunner/executive producer) discuss casting a show with needs as specific as “Nashville’s” and how guest star, Peeples was the perfect choice to play new comer Layla Grant.
   

• CBS/Paramount The Final Season of the Contemporary Spinoff 90210 Arrives on DVD on October 8
  90210 THE FINAL SEASON
  The Final Season Of The Contemporary Spinoff To The Iconic Teen Drama Arrives On DVD October 8, Packed With Exclusive Special Features Including Special Inside Looks, Cast Commentaries, Deleted Scenes, And More!
  Anything can happen in the world’s most famous zip code when 90210: THE FINAL SEASON, the edgy, modern-day sequel to the iconic Beverly Hills 90210 series arrives on DVD on October 8 from CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution. In addition to the final thrilling episodes of the series, the five-disc DVD collection also includes never-before-released special features, including behind-the-scenes looks, cast commentaries, a fan-favorite cast gag reel and more.
  With an hot ensemble case that includes Shenae Grimes, Tristan Wilds, AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Stroup, Michael Steger, Jessica Lowndes, and Matt Lanter, 90210: THE FINAL SEASON follows a close-knit clique of West Beverly graduates as they navigate life after high school. Their journey into adulthood will find them heading in different directions as they struggle to keep the same closeness they had while in high school.
  With guest appearances from singers Ne-Yo, Carly Rae Jepsen, Rita Ora, Nelly Furtado, Joey McIntyre and Tegan & Sara, along with Lori Loughlin, Carmen Electra, Denise Richards, professional football player Terrell Owens, celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck, Robin Givens and Keke Palmer, 90210 is a trendy blend of juicy real life situations and steamy personal relationships within one of the world’s most affluent zip codes.
   

• ABC Isaac Lee Named CEO of Fusion
  New TV & Digital Network Will Engage and Champion a Young, Diverse America Starting
  Monday, October 21 Online and Monday, October 28 on Television
  Miami, FL – Fusion today announced that veteran journalist Isaac Lee will become Chief Executive Officer effective immediately. In this new role Mr. Lee, who will continue to serve as President of Univision News, will be responsible for all programming and business aspects of Fusion.
  Fusion is a news, pop culture and lifestyle television and digital network. It will engage and champion a young, diverse, and inclusive America with a unique mix of original reporting and satire programming that is smart and irreverent. Fusion launches in millions of homes nationwide on October 28 -- its digital platform will launch October 21. Fusion is a joint venture between Univision Communications Inc. and the Disney/ABC Television Network.
  Randy Falco, President and CEO of Univision Communications, Inc., stated “Isaac is one of the most creative executives I know. His innovation and commitment makes him the right person in this expanded role."
  "Isaac is a visionary and a true leader. We are delighted that he'll now bring his energy, passion and programming genius to Fusion full time," said Anne Sweeney, co-chair, Disney Media Networks and president of the Disney/ABC Television Group.
   

• DAVID LETTERMAN EXTENDS AGREEMENT TO HOST “LATE SHOW” THROUGH 2015
  CBS and Worldwide Pants announced today a contract extension for David Letterman to host the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN through 2015.
  “Les and I had a lengthy discussion, and we both agreed that I needed a little more time to fully run the show into the ground,” said Letterman.
  “There is only one Dave, and we are extremely proud that he continues to call CBS ‘home,’” said Leslie Moonves, President and Chief Executive Officer, CBS Corporation.
  David Letterman is the longest-running late night talk show host in television history at 31 years and counting. He has been credited with redefining the talk show genre since “Late Night with David Letterman” premiered on NBC on Feb. 1, 1982. The groundbreaking show earned a Peabody Award, five Emmy Awards and 35 Emmy nominations during its 11½ years on the air.
   

• CBS EMMY AWARD WINNER BOB NEWHART RETURNS AS PROFESSOR PROTON, ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, NOV. 7 Bill Nye To Guest Star as Himself
  Fresh off his Emmy Award win, Bob Newhart returns to THE BIG BANG THEORY as Professor Proton, Sheldon’s favorite childhood hero. In the episode, when Professor Proton (Newhart) contacts Leonard (Johnny Galecki) to ask for help with an experiment, a scorned Sheldon (Jim Parsons) seeks revenge by befriending a rival science TV host, Bill Nye, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, Nov. 7 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS AMBER TAMBLYN UPPED TO SERIES REGULAR ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN”
  LOS ANGELES – Oct. 2, 2013 —Amber Tamblyn, who began guest starring on TWO AND A HALF MEN this season, has been promoted to series regular. Tamblyn plays Jenny, Charlie Harper’s illegitimate daughter who moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting and to connect with what’s left of her family. Jenny’s now living in Walden’s (Ashton Kutcher) beach house, along with her uncle Alan (Jon Cryer). She happens to like everything her dad liked – including women.
  Tamblyn is an actress and writer who starred in the title role on “Joan of Arcadia,” on the Network, which earned her both Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award nominations. Her other television credits include “House MD,” “The Unusuals” and “General Hospital,” among others. Her feature film credits include “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” films, “127 Hours” and “Stephanie Daley,” for which she was nominated for an Independent Spirit Award. Tamblyn has published two books of poetry and prose. Currently, she is writing her third book of poems about the lives of child star actresses and she recently completed the screenplay “Paint It Black,” based on the book of the same name. She is the producer of “The Drums Inside Your Chest,” an annual poetry concert.
  The 11th season of TWO AND A HALF MEN is broadcast Thursdays, 9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network.
   

• From hollywoodreporter.com: 'Orphan Black' Star Tatiana Maslany Headed to 'Parks and Recreation'
  She'll guest-star in a two-episode arc in the upcoming sixth season of the NBC comedy.
  Orphan Black breakout star Tatiana Maslany is heading to Pawnee.
  The actress has booked a two-episode arc on NBC's lone returning fall comedy, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. Maslany, who plays multiple clones on the BBC drama, will portray a love interest for Aziz Ansari's Tom Haverford.
  Specific details about Maslany's character are being kept under wraps. She's set to appear in the fifth and sixth episodes of Parks, which returns for its sixth season on Sept. 26.
  This marks the most high-profile comedic role for the Critics Choice Award winner, who has a background in improv that dates back to her childhood, where she would perform with her brothers for their friends.
  "I went to a French immersion school and French-Canadian improv is a big thing, and we had an improv team at school and 12 of us would get up and make things up against other elementary schools," the actress told THR during a June interview. "I'd always wanted to perform and that was just another extension of it. I was on the improv team in high school, and after I graduated I joined an improv company that had been established 10 years prior to me getting there. They did longform improv and I fell in love with it. It's acting, character creation, collaborative, artistic expression and comedy -- and it's scary. It was a big rush. My brothers and I always did improv stuff in our basement with our friends; we're super nerds and that was our way of spending a Friday night."
  Maslany marks the latest love interest for the sharply dressed Tom. Following an amusing arc where he dated Rashida Jones' Ann Perkins, Tom more recently went out with Jean-Ralphio's (Ben Schwartz) sister, Mona Lisa (Jenny Slate).

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: Heart of the Truest Believer - SEASON PREMIERE
  EMMA, SNOW, CHARMING, RUMPLESTILTSKIN, HOOK AND REGINA ENTER NEVERLAND TO SAVE HENRY BUT ARE GREETED BY A SCHOOL OF NOT-SO-FRIENDLY MERMAIDS WHO THREATEN TO END THEIR SEARCH BEFORE IT BEGINS, AND NEAL - WITH MULAN'S AID IN THE ENCHANTED FOREST - TRIES TO DISCOVER THE FATES OF EMMA AND HENRY, ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Master storytellers Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz ("Lost," "Tron: Legacy") invite everyone to join Emma Swan, Snow White, Prince Charming, Rumplestiltskin, Hook and the Evil Queen Regina as they travel through a portal on the Jolly Roger in an effort to reach Neverland and save Henry. But Neverland is a much darker place than you remember, and in order for our heroes to accomplish their mission, they'll have to face a foe more powerful than the Dark One himself. What does Peter Pan want with Henry? Can our heroes put aside their differences and work together? Will Aurora, Mulan and Prince Phillip be able to nurse Neal back to health and reunite him with his family? New fairytale characters will be revealed and old acquaintances will be revisited. So think of a wonderful thought... because our Neverland's going to be a fever dream that just won't break.
  In the season premiere episode, "Heart of the Truest Believer," as Emma, Mary Margaret, David, Regina, Mr. Gold and Hook enter Neverland to search for a kidnapped Henry, they're greeted by a school of not-to-friendly mermaids who threaten to end their search before it begins; Henry finds himself on the run from the Lost Boys with another escapee from Peter Pan's encampment; and Neal, recovering from his wounds, travels through the Enchanted Forest with Mulan in an attempt to learn the fates of Emma and Henry, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Note: This episode will repeat Sunday, October 6 from 7:00-8:00 p.m., ET.
  Guest starring are Sarah Bolger as Aurora, Jamie Chung as Mulan, Julian Morris as Prince Phillip, Ethan Embry as Greg Mendell, Sean Maguire as Robin Hood, Robbie Kay as fugitive boy, Sonequa Martin-Green as Tamara, Parker Croft as Felix, Natasha Wilson as mermaid, Dave Mathews as doctor and Joy Castro as nurse.
  "Heart of the Truest Believer" was written by Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz and directed by Ralph Hemecker.
  Once Upon a Time Sneak Peek: Robin Hood and Mulan Help Neal — But Who's Gone Missing?
  Once Upon a Time Exclusive First Look: Dark Neverland Sets Stage for Season 3 Cast Photo
  Once Upon a Time has found its Tinker Bell.
  Once Upon a Time Exclusive: Robin Hood Recast!
  ABC Debuts New 'Once Upon a Time' Season 3 Premiere Clip
    

• ABC BETRAYAL: Pilot -PREMIERE LOVE, SEX, MARRIAGE, AND TREACHERY SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL IN THE PROVOCATIVE AND GRIPPING NEW DRAMA, "BETRAYAL," PREMIERING SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 ON ABC
  Two lovers' worlds will collide, culminating in a powerful and compelling story of sex, love, loyalty, marriage and treachery in the provocative, sensual and gripping new drama, "Betrayal," premiering SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In the premiere episode, "Pilot," a chance meeting between Sara Hanley (Hannah Ware), a professional photographer, and Jack McAllister (Stuart Townsend), a top attorney, leads to an instant and undeniable attraction. Sara's husband, Drew Stafford (Chris Johnson), is a successful prosecutor with political aspirations, and the couple has a seven-year-old, Oliver. Unbeknownst to Sara, Jack is in-house counsel to a powerful but somewhat shady entrepreneur, Thatcher Karsten (James Cromwell), and is married to Thatcher's daughter, Elaine (Wendy Moniz). Sara and Jack both realize something is missing in their marriages, and fight against the realization that they've met their soul mates in one another.
  As Sara and Jack struggle with their feelings and their guilt about their families, Thatcher's brother-in-law, Lou, is murdered, and all evidence points to Thatcher's mentally challenged son, T.J. (Henry Thomas). Sara discovers she's in the middle of a nightmare when she learns that Drew will be the prosecuting attorney in this high-profile murder case, which can secure his political future, and that Jack will be the lawyer for the defense. The lovers find themselves in an impossible situation - on opposite sides of a murder investigation. Read our Review!
  "Betrayal" stars Hannah Ware ("Shame," "Boss") as Sara Hanley, Henry Thomas ("E.T.," "Gangs of New York") as T.J. Karsten, Chris Johnson ("The Vampire Diaries") as Drew Stafford, Wendy Moniz ("Guiding Light," "The Guardian") as Elaine McAllister, Elizabeth McLaughlin ("The Clique") as Valerie McAllister, Braeden Lemasters ("Men of a Certain Age") as Victor McAllister, with Stuart Townsend ("The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen") as Jack McAllister and James Cromwell ("Babe," "American Horror Story") as Thatcher Karsten.
  Guest starring are James Keane as Lou Mrozek, Helena Mattsson as Brandy, Merrin Dungey as Alissa Barnes and Carmen Roman as Constance Mrozek.
  "Betrayal," based on the hit Dutch series "Overspel," was written by David Zabel ("ER," "Detroit 1-8-7") and directed by Patty Jenkins ("The Killing," "Monster"), and is executive-produced by Zabel, Lisa Zwerling ("ER," "FlashForward"), Alon Aranya ("Red Widow," "Hostages") and Rob Golenberg ("Red Widow"). It is produced by ABC Studios.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Fear - SEASON PREMIERE
  A GLIMPSE AT THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY MAY LEAD TO
  THE ULTIMATE DEMISE OF EMILY THORNE, ON THE SEASON PREMIERE
  OF ABC'S "REVENGE," SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
  "Fear" - The summer season kicks off in The Hamptons as Emily Thorne's course of revenge is renewed and set against an unexpected timeline. Meanwhile the return of Victoria Grayson's son brings changes and complications to the all-powerful family. And a glimpse into the future shows that the wedding of the century may lead to Emily's ultimate demise, on the Season 3 Premiere of "Revenge," SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Ashley Madekwe as Ashley Davenport, Justin Hartley as Patrick Osbourne, Karine Vanasse as Margaux LeMarchal and Diogo Morgado as Jorge Velez.
  "Fear" was written by Sunil Nayar and directed by Ken Fink.
   

• ABC ON "CASTLE" (9/30)
  BECKETT RACES AGAINST TIME TO PREVENT A CHEMICAL WEAPON FROM KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Lisa Edelstein Guest Stars
  "Dreamworld" - Continuing from the season premiere episode, Beckett races against time to find a stolen toxin capable of killing tens of thousands of people. To make matters worse, Castle was exposed, leaving him with less than 24 hours to live, on "Castle," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Rachel McCord, Yancy Arias as Carl Villante, Jocko Sims as Matt Hendricks, Myko Oliver as Pi, Michael Bofshever as Dr. Goldberg, Glenn Morshower as Secretary Michael Reed.
  "Dreamworld" was written by David Grae and directed by Tom Wright.
   

• ABC MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.: 0-8-4
  AGENT COULSON AND THE S.H.I.E.L.D. TEAM ARE HOT ON THE TRAIL OF AN ITEM OF UNKNOWN POWER WHEN COULSON COLLIDES WITH A MYSTERIOUS WOMAN FROM HIS PAST, ON ABC'S "MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D."
  "0-8-4" - Coulson and his S.H.I.E.L.D. agents travel to Peru to investigate an object of unknown origin, codenamed 0-8-4. But when he runs into Comandante Camilla Reyes, more than just sparks fly at 30,000 feet, on "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.," TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Leonor Varela as Camilla Reyes, Carlos Leal as archaeologist, Anthony Dilio as Cusi and Celestin Cornielle as Vilca.
  "0-8-4" was written by Maurissa Tancharoen & Jed Wheden & Jeffrey Bell and directed by David Straiton.
   

• ABC ON THE GOLDBERGS (10/1)
  MURRAY AND ERICA'S LONG TRADITION OF ROLLER-SKATING IS IN JEOPARDY,
  WHILE CLOTHES SHOPPING WITH BEVERLY AND ADAM GOES AWRY,
  ON ABC'S "THE GOLDBERGS"
  "Daddy Daughter Day" - Just as a new school year begins, Murray and Erica's family tradition of spending the first Saturday together roller-skating is in jeopardy since Erica has turned into a moody teenager and believes the activity is juvenile. Once at the rink, things take a turn for the worse that neither father nor daughter could have foreseen. Meanwhile, Beverly takes Adam shopping for new school clothes and is dismayed when Pops has other plans, on "The Goldbergs," TUESDAY,
  OCTOBER 1 (9:01-9:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Karen Gonzalez as Saleswoman.
  "Daddy Daughter Day" was written by Adam F. Goldberg and directed by Seth Gordon.
   

• ABC ON TROPHY WIFE (10/1)
  KATE TAKES ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY, AND WARREN AND HILLARY TRY TO KEEP A SECRET FROM DIANE, ON THE, ABC'S "TROPHY WIFE"
  "Cold File" - When Kate asks Pete for more responsibility, he entrusts her to put Bert to bed and help him coach Bert's soccer team. Before soccer practice, Bert drinks Kate's coffee and becomes a wild man on the field before crashing. Meanwhile, Warren and Hillary spill salsa on Diane's immaculate white couch and try to hide it from her, on "Trophy Wife," TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast in "Cold File" includes Marcus Folmar as Coach Duane, Jesse Wang as Asian man, David L. King as doctor, Early Whitesides as old man.
  "Cold File" was written by Emily Halpern & Sarah Haskins, and directed by Bryan Gordon.
   

• ABC LUCKY 7: Inside Job
  TO CELEBRATE THEIR WINDFALL, THE GROUP PREPARE FOR A BLOCK PARTY AS THE POLICE COME CLOSER TO THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ROBBERY, ON ABC'S "LUCKY 7"
  "Inside Job" - A news crew comes to profile the gang as the reality of the lottery win sets in. The girls go on a high-end shopping spree in advance of the Gold Star block party, as Antonio and his family deal with the aftermath of the gang's new status. Meanwhile, the police investigate the Gold Star robbery, getting closer to the shocking truth, on "Lucky 7," TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring in "Inside Job" are Chris McGarry as Ted Dibinsky, Rizwan Manji as Ahsan Lashari, Kim Roberts as Gloria, Jason Weinberg as Jason Minetti and Kevin Hanchard as Hank Langley.
  "Inside Job" was written by Jason Richman & David Zabel and directed by Stephen Cragg.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Changes in the Air
  SUE FEELS A NEW SENSE OF FREEDOM NOW THAT AXL IS OUT OF THE HOUSE,
  BRICK AVOIDS THE MIDDLE SCHOOL BATHROOM, AND FRANKIE IS JEALOUS THAT
  AXL RETURNS MIKE'S CALLS AND TEXTS BUT NOT HERS, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "Change in the Air" - The first day of school is upon the Heck family, and Sue finds herself feeling a sense of freedom she's never felt before with Axl not around to make her campus life miserable. But Brick, who is beginning middle school and afraid of getting a swirlie, avoids the bathroom at all costs. Meanwhile, Frankie becomes jealous of Mike when she discovers that Axl calls and returns his texts but won't do the same for her; and Sue's feelings for Darrin surface once again when Mike calls him over to help fix the air conditioner, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are John Gammon as Darrin, Brock Ciarlelli as Brad Bottig, Christiann Castellanos as Angel, Bryce Hurless as Henry, Jake Netter as Theo, Bonnie Hellman as Ms. Harvey, Gary Kraus as coach, Matthew Jacob Wayne as Jonah, Joseph Ables as Sam and Christian Hutcherson as eighth grader.
  "Change in the Air" was written by Jana Hunter & Mitch Hunter and directed by Blake T. Evans.
   

• ABC BACK IN THE GAME: "STAY IN OR BAIL OUT" (10/2)
  TERRY MAKES THE DECISION TO GET A JOB AND THE CANNON TEACHES THE ANGLES A LESSON ON HOW TO STAY IN THE BATTER’S BOX
  “Stay In or Bail Out” – Terry becomes determined to find a job and finally get out from under her father’s roof. The Cannon teaches the Angles to overcome their fear of getting hit by the ball by taking them to a prison where the warden uses some unconventional techniques to get them to stay in the batter’s box. Meanwhile, the Cannon is secretive about an unused bedroom and bathroom in the house, on “Back in the Game,” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “Stay In or Bail Out” was written by Warren Lieberstein and directed by Eric Appel.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Larry's Wife
  ONLY WITH CAM WILL A LITTLE WHITE LIE TURN INTO
  A FULLY FLESHED OUT PET FUNERAL, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  "Larry's Wife" - Phil seems to have found his wheelhouse in real estate - recently divorced women - but it's taking up a lot of his time. Meanwhile, Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement; Gloria think baby Joe might be cursed; and Cam holds an elaborate pet funeral for Larry the cat's made-up wife -- all for Lily's sake -- on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Reid Ewing as Dylan, Amy Yasbeck as Lorraine, Diane Farr as Diane, Spenser McNeil as Reuben, John McLean Allan as Angus, Efrain Figueroa as Father Marquez, Austin Michael Coleman as Matt, Michael Chey as Fred, Tyler Ritter as Randall, Zayne Emory as Terry, Beckett Konstantine as Tyler and Stacie Greenwell as Veronica.
  "Larry's Wife" was written by Bill Wrubel and directed by Jeffrey Walker.
   

• ABC SUPER FUN NIGHT: ANYTHING FOR LOVE – SEASON PREMIERE
  KIMMIE FACES HER FEARS ABOUT SINGING IN PUBLIC, ON ABC'S "SUPER FUN NIGHT"
  "Anything for Love" -- Kimmie wants the gang to broaden their horizons and try something they've never done before. But she's not so brave when she finds out their next super fun night destination is a piano bar. Can she face her biggest fear, singing in public? Meanwhile, Kendall can't understand why Richard and Kimmie are friends and plans to do something about it, on "Super Fun Night," WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (9:31-10:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Editor's Note: This episode replaces "Pilot."
  "Super Fun Night" stars Rebel Wilson as Kimmie Boubier, Liza Lapira as Helen-Alice, Lauren Ash as Marika, Kevin Bishop as Richard Royce and Kate Jenkinson as Kendall.
  Guest starring are Matt Lucas as Derrick, Ravi Patel as Alex, Anastasia Pimenov as young Kimmie, Skylar Stecker as young Brittany, Katie Wee as the waitress and Jacob Wysocki as the MC.
  "Anything for Love" was written John Riggi and directed by Alex Hardcastle.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: Never No More
  JULIETTE IS THE REIGNING QUEEN OF COUNTRY, THOUGH HER TITLE IS BEING OVERSHADOWED BY RAYNA'S RETURN TO MUSIC CITY AND A REALITY SHOW STANDOUT NIPPING AT HER HEALS, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Oliver Hudson and Conan O'Brien Guest Star
  "Never No More" - Edgehill has appointed a new chief, Jeff Fordham. He's powerful, sexy and on a mission to place the label back on top. That means it's time to reveal his vision for the future. The question is -- who will be part of it? Rayna has returned from her hiatus and the plan includes her own label, with Will and Scarlett attached. Though Jeff seems supportive, he has a different agenda. Juliette meets with the chief to discuss her new mature sound and look. She details her passion to grow and her natural desire to be taken more seriously as an artist. Jeff could care less. In the meantime, a reality show vixen is the talk of the town and posing a new threat to Juliette's career, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Judith Hoag as Tandy Hampton, Chaley Rose as Zoey, Oliver Hudson as Jeff Frodham, Audrey Peeples as Layla, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn Goodman, David Alford as Bucky, Derek Krantz as Brent, Melvin Ray Kearney II as Bo, Conan O'Brien as himself, Ashley Thomas as Jeff's Assistant, Katie Cook Pisapia as CMT Host, John Hamlin as CMT Producer, Henry Arnold as AA Speaker, Michael Harding as Mike, Samantha Dibiccari as Fan #1, Michaela Allsup as Fan #2, Terri James as Dr. Christina Winkler, Rhes Low as Appraiser, and Cinda McCain as Carrie Franklin.
  "Never No More" was written by Meredith Lavender & Marcie Ulin and directed by Callie Khouri.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: IT’S HANDLED - SEASON PREMIERE
  OLIVIA FINDS OUT JUST WHAT HER DAD IS CAPABLE OF, IN THE SHOCKING SEASON 3 PREMIERE OF ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "It's Handled" - With Olivia's name out there as the President's mistress, both the White House and Pope & Associates face their biggest scandal to date, and a surprise allegiance is formed in order to get things handled. Meanwhile, Olivia's father, Rowan, will stop at nothing to carry out his orders and no one, including Olivia, can stand in his way, on the Season 3 Premiere of "Scandal," THURSDAY OCTOBER 3 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "It's Handled" was written by Shonda Rhimes and directed by Tom Verica.
   

• ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING" (10/4)
  MANDY FINDS HERSELF HAVING TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BOYFRIEND KYLE OR BEING IN A SORORITY, AND ED GOES UNDERCOVER AT THE OUTDOOR MAN TO FIND OUT WHY PRODUCTIVITY HAS GONE DOWN, ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  "Pledging" - Vanessa is concerned that Mandy's boyfriend, Kyle, is holding her back from enjoying college life and urges her to join her old sorority, causing Mandy to have to choose between Kyle and her social life. Meanwhile, Ed is worried about the productivity on The Outdoor Man loading dock and disguises himself to work undercover to figure out what the issue is, on "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Sal Lopez as J.J. and Kelly Walker as Jenna.
  "Pledging" was written by Michael Shipley and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: The Neighbors
  JACKIE BECOMES A WORKING MOTHER AND INVITES HER BOSS OVER
  FOR DINNER HOPING FOR A PROMOTION, ON ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  "The Neighbours" - Jackie and Debbie hit a newfound stride in their friendship, telling each other their most intimate secrets. But there's one thing Jackie won't tell her next door neighbor: ever since Larry's father cut the Joyner-Kersee family off financially, Jackie has been secretly working at the local Mexican restaurant. When Jackie sees an opportunity to get promoted to manager, she invites her boss over for dinner and gets more than she bargained for, on "The Neighbors," FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Megan Park as Jane. Other guest cast TBD.
  "The Neighbours" was written by Isaac Aptaker & Elizabeth Berger and directed by John Fortenberry.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Everybody's Crying Mercy
  CALLIE CONTINUES TO SHUT OUT ARIZONA, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "Everybody's Crying Mercy" - Meredith and Derek adjust to life at home with a newborn but find it difficulty being away from the hospital; Arizona tries to takes steps to fix her broken marriage; Alex and Jo navigate through their new relationship; and Owen clashes with Jackson over financial issues at the hospital. Meanwhile, April anxiously awaits her boards results, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "Everybody's Crying Mercy" was written by Tia Napolitano and directed by Tony Phelan.
   

• CBS ALICIA MUST FOCUS ON PREVENTING A CONVICT’S EXECUTION WHILE SECRETLY PLANNING HER EXIT FROM THE FIRM, ON THE FIFTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 29
  Editor’s note: The end time for this episode has been changed.
  Jeffrey Tambor Guest Stars as Judge Kluger; Melissa George Guest Stars as Marilyn, Peter’s Ethic’s Council; Ben Rappaport Guest Stars as Lawyer Carey Zepps; and Renowned Defense Attorney Barry Scheck Guest Stars as Himself
  “Everything is Ending” – Alicia must focus on the firm’s efforts to prevent the execution of a convicted murderer while she secretly plans her exit from the firm with Cary. Meanwhile, Eli helps Peter assemble his staff in the governor’s office, on the fifth season premiere of THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jeffrey Tambor guest stars as Judge Kluger; Melissa George guest stars as Marilyn, Peter’s ethics counsel; Ben Rappaport guest stars as lawyer Carey Zepps; and renowned defense attorney Barry Scheck guest stars as himself.
  WRITTEN BY: Robert King and Michelle King
  DIRECTED BY: Robert King
   

• CBS JANE AND LISBON SECRETLY CONTINUE THEIR DANGEROUS MISSION TO NARROW DOWN THE LIST OF SEVEN RED JOHN SUSPECTS, ON THE SIXTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 29
  Editor's note: The start time for this episode has been changed.
  Michael Gaston Returns as CBI Director Gale Bertram
  Josie Davis Guest Stars as Sonya, a Waitress at a Truck Stop
  Lauren Stamile Guest Stars as Madison Yardley, a Murder Victim’s Wife
  “The Desert Rose” — Jane and Lisbon secretly continue their dangerous mission to narrow down the list of seven Red John suspects as they investigate the murder of a man who was missing for two years, on the sixth season premiere of THE MENTALIST, Sunday, Sept. 29 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Michael Gaston returns as CBI Director Gale Bertram. Josie Davis guest stars as Sonya, a waitress at a truck stop, and Lauren Stamile (“Grey’s Anatomy”) guest stars as Madison Yardley, the murder victim’s wife.
  The seven Red John suspects are: Bret Stiles, Gale Bertram, Ray Haffner, Reede Smith, Robert Kirkland, Sheriff Thomas McCallister and Brett Partridge.
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer and Series Creator Bruno Heller
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Long
   

• CBS LILY DISCOVERS A LIST TED MADE ABOUT THINGS HE WANTS TO DO BEFORE HE LEAVES NEW YORK, AND ROBIN AND BARNEY TRY TO FIND PRIVATE TIME TOGETHER BEFORE THEIR RELATIVES ARRIVE, ON THE FINAL SEASON OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, SEPT. 30
  Sherri Shepherd Returns as Daphne and Wayne Brady Returns as Barney’s Brother, James
  "Last Time in New York" — When Lily discovers Ted’s list of things he wants to do in New York before he moves for Chicago, she becomes frustrated that she is the only person who knows about his plans. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney realize they have very little time together before their relatives arrive for their wedding, on the final season of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Sept. 30 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Sherri Shepherd returns as Daphne, and Wayne Brady returns as Barney’s brother, James.
  WRITTEN BY: Craig Gerard and Matthew Zinman
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS JERRY O’CONNELL, TONY SHALHOUB, KAL PENN, CHRIS SMITH AND REBECCA BREEDS STAR IN THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “WE ARE MEN,” MONDAY, SEPT. 30
  “Pilot” — Frank, Stuart and Gil try to help Carter move on from his broken engagement by taking him on a boys’ night out and encouraging him to rejoin the dating scene, on the series premiere of WE ARE MEN, Monday, Sept 30 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WE ARE MEN is a single-camera comedy about four single guys living in a short-term apartment complex who unexpectedly find camaraderie over their many missteps in love. Carter, the youngest and most recent addition to the group, moved in after being ditched at the altar mid-ceremony, and is now eager to re-enter the dating scene and get on with his life with some guidance from his “band of brothers”: Frank Russo, a successful middle-aged clothing manufacturer and four-time divorcée who still fancies himself a ladies man; Gil Bartis, a small business owner who was caught having the world’s worst affair; and Stuart Weber, a Speedo-wearing OB/GYN who’s hiding his assets until his second divorce is settled. Abby is Frank’s charming and attractive daughter, who stands as the one positive remnant from his failed relationships. Armed with a hot tub, pool-side barbeque and plenty of questionable advice, these losers in the marriage department take Carter under their wing to impart their own brand of wisdom about the opposite sex.
  Airs again Friday 10/5 at 8:30pm.
  WRITTEN BY: Rob Greenberg
  DIRECTED BY: Rob Greenberg
   

• CBS CAROLINE TRIES TO RAISE MONEY FOR AN EXPENSIVE PAIR OF NEW PANTS THROUGH AN ONLINE FUNDRAISING SITE, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, SEPT. 30
  “And The Kickstarter” – Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max’s new smartphone comes between her and Caroline, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, Sept. 30 (9:00 – 9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michelle Nader
  DIRECTED BY: Don Scardino
   

• CBS CHRISTY AND BONNIE SET ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES TO DEAL WITH A FAMILY CRISIS TOGETHER, ON “MOM,” MONDAY, SEPT. 30, ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  "A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon" - Christy and Bonnie set aside their differences to deal with a family crisis together, on MOM, Monday, Sept. 30 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Nick Bakay and Gemma Baker
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre and Eddie Gorodetsky
  DIRECTED BY: Gary Halvorson
   

• CBS AS GIBBS AND THE TEAM SEARCH FOR A TERRORIST RING STATESIDE, TONY TRAVELS TO ISRAEL WITH THE SOLE MISSION OF FINDING ZIVA, ON “NCIS,” TUESDAY, OCT. 1
  Joe Spano Guest Stars as Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell
  “Past, Present, and Future” – Determined to locate Ziva, Tony chases leads in Israel in search of her current whereabouts. Meanwhile, Gibbs and the team continue the hunt for Parsa and his growing terrorist ring, on NCIS, Tuesday, Oct. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Joe Spano guest stars as Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell.
  WRITTEN BY: Gary Glasberg, Scott Williams and Gina Lucita Monreal
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• CBS OPERATIONAL PSYCHOLOGIST NATE GETZ RETURNS TO HELP SAM AND DEEKS COPE WITH THEIR TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE, ON "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, OCT. 1
  Peter Cambor Returns as Operational Psychologist Nate Getz
  “Impact” – In an effort to help Sam and Deeks return to work, Hetty calls upon Operational Psychologist Nate Getz to help them cope with their traumatic experience. Meanwhile, the rest of the NCIS: LA team investigates the murder of a former Navy Admiral and a controversial journalist aboard a private jet, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, Oct. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Peter Cambor returns as Operational Psychologist Nate Getz.
  WRITTEN BY: Sara Servi and R. Scott Gemmill
  DIRECTED BY: Jonathan Frakes
   

• CBS ELLEN’S REFUSAL TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT DURING SURGERY COULD COST HER A FAMILY MEMBER’S LIFE, ON “HOSTAGES,” MONDAY, SEPT. 30 AT 10:00 PM
  Hilarie Burton Recurs as Samantha, Brian’s Mistress
  “Invisible Leash” – When Ellen disobeys Duncan’s orders to assassinate the President during surgery, he tells her it will cost her a family member’s life. Duncan also informs the family that they are to go about their normal lives for the next two weeks until the President’s operation, and that his team will be monitoring their every move, on HOSTAGES, Monday, Sept. 30 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Hilarie Burton recurs as Samantha, Brian’s mistress.
  WRITTEN BY: Rick Eid and Jeffrey Nachmanoff
  DIRECTED BY: Jason Ensler
   

• CBS THE TEAM GETS THE NUMBER OF AN INTERNET DATA BROKER WHOSE LIFE IS BEING DISMANTLED BY AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT, AND CARTER IS SADDLED WITH A NEW ROOKIE PARTNER, ON "PERSON OF INTEREST," TUESDAY, OCT. 1
  “Nothing To Hide” – The number comes up for an Internet entrepreneur in the business of eliminating people's privacy, but finds his own being rapidly stripped away. As his life spirals out of control, Reese tries to protect him while Finch calls on Shaw, Carter and Fusco for help finding whoever is after him. Meanwhile, Carter finds herself unexpectedly paired with new rookie partner, Mike Laskey, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Tuesday, Oct. 1 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Erik Mountain
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Toye
   

• CBS A BIZARRE FAMILIAL CONNECTION COULD LEAD THE BAU TO THE MURDER SUSPECT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR IN ARIZONA, ON CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 2
  Guest Stars Include Emmy Award-Winning Actress Camryn Manheim as
  Carla Hines and Fred Koehler as Her Son, Wallace Hines
  “The Inspired” – As the BAU zeroes in on the suspect of the ritualistic killings they’ve been investigating in Arizona, a bizarre connection within the UnSub’s family could lead them to finally nab the suspect, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, Oct. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Emmy Award-winning actress Camryn Manheim as Carla Hines and Fred Koehler as her son, Wallace Hines.
  WRITTEN BY: Breen Frazier
  DIRECTED BY: Larry Teng
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM IS CALLED IN TO INVESTIGATE A MURDER AND ROBBERY AT A POKER GAME THAT HAD MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS IN CHIPS ON THE TABLE, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 2
  "Take The Money And Run" — The CSI team is called in to investigate a murder and robbery at a poker game that had more than a million dollars in chips on the table, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, Oct. 2 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Andrew Dettmann
  DIRECTED BY: Louis Milito
   

• CBS THE GANG COMPETES IN A CUTTHROAT SCAVENGER HUNT THAT TESTS THEIR SCIENCE KNOWLEDGE AND STREET SMARTS, ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY” THURSDAY, OCT. 3
  “The Scavenger Vortex” – When the entire gang competes in a scavenger hunt designed by Raj, it brings out the best – and worst – in everyone, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, Oct. 3 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Dave Goetsch, Eric Kaplan and Steve Holland
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS WILL ARNETT, BEAU BRIDGES, MARGO MARTINDALE AND JB SMOOVE STAR IN THE NEW FAMILY COMEDY “THE MILLERS,” PREMIERING THURSDAY, OCT. 3 ON CBS
  “Pilot” – Nathan and his sister, Debbie, are upset when their parents announce they’re divorcing after 43 years of marriage. However, that’s nothing compared to the panic they feel when Carol, their intrusive mother, announces that she’s moving in with Nathan, while Tom, their easily distracted father, is moving in with Debbie, on the series premiere of THE MILLERS, Thursday, Oct. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  THE MILLERS stars Will Arnett as Nathan Miller, a recently divorced local roving news reporter looking forward to living the singles’ life until his parents’ marital problems unexpectedly derail his plans. After Nathan finally breaks the news of his divorce to his parents, Carol and Tom, his father is inspired to follow suit and stuns the family when he leaves his wife of 43 years. Already in shock, Nathan is even more aghast when his meddlesome mom decides to move in with him. Meanwhile, his absent-minded dad imposes upon Nathan’s sister, Debbie, her husband, Adam, and their daughter, Mikayla. Nathan’s best friend and news cameraman, Ray, was excited to be Nathan’s wingman in the dating scene, but Carol manages to even cramp his style. Now, as Nathan and his sister settle in with their truly impossible parents, they both wonder just how long the aggravating adjustment period is going to last.
  Airs again Saturday 10/5 at 8:00pm.
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer and Series Creator Greg Garcia
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS SYDNEY’S AD CAMPAIGN FOR A LOCAL COFFEE SHOP GOES HORRIBLY AWRY, ON “THE CRAZY ONES,” THURSDAY, OCT. 3
  “The Spectacular” – When Simon encourages Sydney to take the lead on an ad campaign for Windy City Coffee, disaster ensues. Meanwhile, Zach is jealous when Simon tasks Andrew with taking care of a family of ducklings, on THE CRAZY ONES, Thursday, Oct. 3 (9:01 – 9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Co-Executive Producers Joe Port and Joe Wiseman
  DIRECTED BY: Executive Producer Jason Winer
   

• CBS WHEN WALDEN FEELS CRAMPED IN HIS OWN HOUSE, JENNY MOVES IN WITH EVELYN AND HER BOYFRIEND, MARTY, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, OCT. 3
  Carl Reiner Returns As Evelyn’s Wealthy Boyfriend, Marty
  “I Think I Banged Lucille Ball” – When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey’s “other man,” on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Oct. 3 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Carl Reiner returns as Evelyn’s wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Alissa Neubauer
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Jeff Lowell
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS HOLMES AND WATSON NEED TO SOLVE MORE THAN JUST A MURDER WHEN A MATHEMATICIAN IS KILLED IN COLD BLOOD, ON “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, OCT. 3
  Jeremy Jordan Guest Stars as Joey Castoro, the Son of Watson’s Former Patient
  “Solve For X” – When a well-respected mathematician is found dead, Holmes and Watson set out to solve a murder and the purpose of the highly guarded equation he was trying to decipher. Meanwhile, Watson is conflicted when the son of a former patient approaches her for a loan, on ELEMENTARY, Thursday, Oct. 3 (10:01 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Jeffrey Paul King
  DIRECTED BY: Jerry Levine
   

• CBS A FIVE-0 MURDER INVESTIGATION LEADS THE TEAM TO HELP A TEXAS RANGER WHO COMES TO THE ISLAND TO FIND HIS MISSING DAUGHTER, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” FRIDAY, OCT. 4 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Tim Daly Guest Stars as a Texas Ranger
  “A’ ale Ma’a Wau*” – A Five-0 murder investigation leads the team to help a Texas Ranger who comes to the island to find his missing daughter. Meanwhile, Kono and Adam fight to stay alive when their hidden location is discovered, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday, Oct. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Tim Daly guest stars as a Texas Ranger.
  (*A’ ale Ma’a Wau is Hawaiian for “Fish Out of Water”)
  WRITTEN BY: John Dove
  DIRECTED BY: Joe Dante
   

• CBS WHEN A MOVIE STAR SHADOWS DANNY FOR RESEARCH ON AN UPCOMING ROLE, THE STAR BECOMES PART OF HIS OWN INVESTIGATION WHEN HE IS ATTACKED, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, OCT. 4
  Guest Stars Include "CBS This Morning" Anchor Norah O’Donnell as Herself, Marc Blucas as Movie Star Russell Berke and Ali Wentworth as a Disgruntled Neighbor
  "The City That Never Sleeps" — When a famous movie star, Russell Berke, who shadowed Danny for research on his next role, is stabbed, Danny goes to his aid, but must keep the crime on the down-low due to Russell’s celebrity status, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, Oct. 4 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. CBS THIS MORNING anchor Norah O’Donnell guest stars as herself. Marc Blucas guest stars as Russell Berke, the movie star, and Ali Wentworth guest stars as a disgruntled neighbor.
  WRITTEN BY: Kevin Wade
  DIRECTED BY: John Behring
   

• The CW THE VAMPIRE DIARIES “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Thursday, October 3, 2013 at 8/7c  Photos Photo Credit: Annette Brown / The CW Comic Con Preview Comic-Con fans screamed with delight at this extended reel about a guy, a girl, another guy, same girl...and a whole lot of blood, lust and supernatural shenanigans. The Vampire Diaries returns Thursday, October 10 at 8/7c.
  The Vampire Diaries - Ian Somerhalder Interview How long will Damon manage to be happy? Find out more from Ian Somerhalder.
  (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  COLLEGE DAYS — After spending the summer enjoying her passionate relationship with Damon (Ian Somerhalder), and making sure that Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) is adjusting after his return from the dead, Elena (Nina Dobrev) is thrilled to move into the dorm at nearby Whitmore College with her new roommate, Caroline (Candice Accola). Still believing that Bonnie (Kat Graham) has been traveling all summer and will soon join them, Elena and Caroline are surprised when a student named Megan (guest star Hayley Kiyoko) shows up and announces that she will be sharing their dorm room. Katherine (Nina Dobrev) makes an unexpected appearance at the Salvatore house and pleads with Damon to help her now that she is human and vulnerable to her enemies. Matt (Zach Roerig) and Rebekah (Claire Holt) return to Mystic Falls after spending a wild summer in Europe, where they met a mysterious beauty named Nadia (guest star Olga Fonda). Elena can’t shake the feeling that something is wrong with Stefan (Paul Wesley), and Silas (Paul Wesley) makes a terrifying appearance at the “End of Summer” party in the town square. Lance Anderson directed the episode written by Caroline Dries (#501).
   

• THE CW THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 SERIES PREMIERE
  “THE ORIGINALS” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “Always and Forever” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  KLAUS MIKAELSON, THE ORIGINAL VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF HYBRID, RETURNS TO NEW ORLEANS IN THIS SPIN-OFF OF “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — Klaus Mikaelson (Joseph Morgan), the original vampire-werewolf hybrid, has returned to the supernatural melting pot that is the French Quarter of New Orleans – the city his family helped build 300 years ago. Determined to help his brother, Elijah (Daniel Gillies) leaves their sister Rebekah (Claire Holt) behind and follows Klaus. Elijah learns that the beautiful and rebellious werewolf Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) – Klaus’ onetime flame – has fallen into the hands of a powerful witch named Sophie Deveraux (Daniella Pineda). When Sophie reveals some life-changing news, Elijah realizes that the Original family may have been given a second chance at humanity and redemption. Klaus, however, is more intrigued by his recent unexpected reunion with his former protégé, Marcel (Charles Michael Davis), a charismatic but diabolical vampire who now has total control over the supernatural inhabitants of New Orleans. Klaus vows to reclaim what was once his – the power, the city and his family. The series also stars Leah Pipes as Cami and Danielle Campbell as Davina. Chris Grismer directed the episode written by executive producer Julie Plec and co-executive producer Michael Narducci (#102.)
  Bad Blood. New Key Art Will be Used in The CW’s Outdoor, Print and Digital Launch Campaigns for the New Series.
  Elijah Preview Elijah is ready to rebuild his life in New Orleans beside Klaus. Don't miss the special premiere event of The Originals Thursday, Oct. 3!
  Daniella Pineda Interview Daniella Pineda talks about the rebellious Sophie in this interview! 
  Comic Con Preview They've traveled from Mystic Falls to New Orleans. Check out the brand-new trailer for this sexy new vampire series! The 
  Jealousy Preview Series Preview The city Klaus once ruled has fallen under new leadership, and now he wants it back.
  Preview New city. New trouble. New Klaus.
  Clip Klaus is going to be a daddy?
  Phoebe Tonkin Interview Phoebe Tonkin talks about Hayley and Klaus' predicament in this interview. Read Our Review!
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Due to the preceding NFL double-header and post-games coverage that airs until 8:00 PM ET, local programming will air until 8:00 PM on the West Coast.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Audio descriptions (AD) for THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **SEASON PREMIERE**--“THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER RETURNS FROM A CONVENTION A CHANGED MAN ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
  Kristen Wiig (“Bridesmaids”) Guest-Voices
  In a nod to the hit cable series “Homeland,” Lisa suspects Homer may have been “turned” when he returns a changed man from a nuclear power plant operating convention. So she enlists the services of Annie (guest voice Wiig), an intense, jumpy FBI agent to help her unravel the truth in the all-new “Homerland” 25th season premiere episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2420) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Kristen Wiig as Annie
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
  **SEASON PREMIERE**--“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BOB AND THE FAMILY FACE THE GREAT OUTDOORS ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
  Bob, Linda and the kids go on a camping adventure and face the perils of nature...and Bob's intestines. Braving wild river rapids, eager squirrels and parent/child separation, the Belchers prove they are worth their mettle in the all-new “A River Runs Through Bob” season premiere episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, Sept. 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-311) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 **SEASON PREMIERE**--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE QUAHOG TREASURE HUNT IS ON ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
  Lea Thompson (“Back to the Future”) and Yvette Nicole Brown (“Community”) Make Guest Voice Cameos Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other in the all-new “Finders Keepers” season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 29 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1101) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Lea Thompson as Lorraine McFly; Yvette Nicole Brown as Black Woman.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
  **SEASON PREMIERE**--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  STAN IS ASSIGNED A HIGH-STAKES MISSION ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
  Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve (Scott Grimes) and Snot (guest voice Curtis Armstrong) turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when the device produces two uber-fast-growing newborn babies, the boys must break out their fathering skills to ready them in time for prom night. Meanwhile, Stan (Seth MacFarlane) takes home the CIA’s cloned pet, Daren the Dodo, with disastrous consequences in the all-new “Steve and Snot’s Test-Tubular Adventure” season premiere episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 29 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-801) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: John Cho as Jewel, Mae Whitman as Glitter
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of BONES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A GANG MEMBER ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Jamie Delcampo, a member of the Estrellas Locas gang, whose remains were found in a burnt out car. Meanwhile, having taken time off from the FBI in the wake of Pelant’s latest assault on the team, Sweets ultimately decides to help with the investigation when he discovers that a young boy from the center where he volunteers is the son of one of the gang members in the all-new “El Carnicero en el Coche” episode of BONES airing Monday, September 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-822) (TV-14 D, L, V).
  Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Felix Miguel Avitia as Javier Alvarado; Aline Elasmar as Maria Alvarado; Vicellous Shannon as Curtis Martin; Steven W. Bailey as Geoffrey Middlebury; Chum Ehelepola as Mo Khan; Joe Coots as Howie Henshaw; Marissa Herrera as Anna; B.J. Clinkscales as DC Cop.
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
  — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MISTER SANDMAN, GIVE ME A….NIGHTMARE? ON AN ALL-NEW “SLEEPY HOLLOW” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
  Another soldier in the army of evil, the Sandman, seeps into the dreams of the residents of Sleepy Hollow. By infiltrating their minds at night, he tortures them to the brink – all because they, at one time, turned a blind eye to justice. When the Sandman seemingly sets his sights on Abbie, she is forced to begin to face her past – and her institutionalized sister, JENNY (Lyndie Greenwood). With Ichabod by her side, and her life at stake, the duo must try to defeat the Sandman and continue their fight against evil in the all-new “For the Triumph of Evil” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Monday, Sept. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-103) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Lyndie Greenwood as Jenny Mills
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of DADS, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “DADS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ELI AND WARNER FIGHT OVER THE SAME WOMAN ON AN ALL-NEW “DADS” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX
  When Warner (Giovanni Ribisi) borrows Edna (Tonita Castro) from Eli (Seth Green), a “love-triangle” forms, leading Eli to realize he needs to treat her better in order to save their once-happy relationship. Meanwhile, Veronica (Brenda Song) hires Crawford (Martin Mull) as an intern at the office, much to the chagrin of the guys in the all-new “Clean On Me” episode of DADS airing Tuesday, Oct. 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DDS-103) (TV-14 D)
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1
  --“BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JAKE LOSES HIS MOJO ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX
  Jake has a slew of unsolved cases that he can’t seem to close, and the other detectives don’t want his losing streak to rub off on them. Meanwhile, Holt asks Amy to run lead on the Junior Policeman Program for at-risk youth, and she enlists Rosa and Gina’s help. Also, Boyle helps Sergeant Jeffords with a special case he cannot solve in the all-new “The Slump” episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Tuesday, Oct. 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BRK-105) (TV-14 D, L)
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A DOUBLE DATE AMONG THE LOFT MATES GOES DOUBLY WRONG ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “NEW GIRL”
  TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX
  Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn’t take reservations in the all-new “Double Date” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, Oct. 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Merritt Wever as Elizabeth; Alice Wetterlund as Hostess, Tyler Langdon as Tourist.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CASEY’S NEW PASSION CALLS THE DOCTORS TO A MUSIC FESTIVAL ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX
  Adam Pally (“Happy Endings”) Guest-Stars
  After returning from Haiti, Casey (guest star Anders Holm) has an identity crisis and thinks being a disc jockey might be his new calling. When Mindy and the office go to a music festival for their “work retreat” to see Casey perform, the substance-filled surroundings lead to a series of disasters. Meanwhile, back in New York, Jeremy hires a new doctor (guest star Adam Pally), whom Mindy doesn’t particularly like after he saves the day during an emergency delivery in the all-new “Music Festival” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, Oct. 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-203) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Anders Holm as Casey and Adam Pally as Peter
   

• FOX THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3
  --“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S TINA’S TIME TO SHINE ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
  As Beatlemania continues at McKinley, it’s time for the students to vote for prom queen and king. When Tina receives a nomination, she takes on a fierce attitude that alienates her biggest supporters. Meanwhile, Rachel adjusts to a new attitude of her own, as she and Santana work at a Broadway diner to make ends meet in the all-new “Tina in the Sky with Diamonds” episode of GLEE airing Thursday, Oct. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-502) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: NeNe Leakes as Coach Roz Washington; Erinn Westbrook as Bree; Pamela Chan as Dottie; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Ryan Heike as Stoner Brett; Phoebe Strole as Penny Owen.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4
  — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MISTER SANDMAN, GIVE ME A….NIGHTMARE? ON “SLEEPY HOLLOW” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
  Another soldier in the army of evil, the Sandman, seeps into the dreams of the residents of Sleepy Hollow. By infiltrating their minds at night, he tortures them to the brink – all because they, at one time, turned a blind eye to justice. When the Sandman seemingly sets his sights on Abbie, she is forced to begin to face her past – and her institutionalized sister, JENNY (guest star Lyndie Greenwood). With Ichabod by her side, and her life at stake, the duo must try to defeat the Sandman and continue their fight against evil in the “For the Triumph of Evil” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Friday, Oct. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-103) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Lyndie Greenwood as Jenny Mills
   

• FX’s hit original drama series, SONS OF ANARCHY, airs Tuesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  October 1 "Wolfsangel"  An attack at the compound leads SOA to seek revenge.
   

• FX Anger Management airs Thursday nights 9:30pm only on FX.
  October 3 "Charlie's New Sex Study Partner" Episode 37. Charlie is forced to hire a new psychologist to replace Kate in his sex study, and she turns out to be anything but a stabilizing influence. Meanwhile Jennifer and Lacey trick Sean by saying he got them both pregnant.
   

• FX The Bridge Wednesdays 10pm
  October 2 "The Crazy Place" Season Finale. Sonya and Marco search for a missing girl. Charlotte meets someone who knows too much about her new business venture. Marco makes a decision that could change everything.
   

• FXX’ hit original comedy series, THE LEAGUE, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:30 PM ET/PT.
  October 2 "The Bye Week" Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.
   

• FXX IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  October 2 "Mac Day" Everyone in the gang gets a day to do what they want while everyone else in the gang must participate unwillingly. This is Mac's Day...and it's got twice the "Mac."
   

• HBO Boardwalk Empire "All In New" Sun, Sep 29 9:00 PM
  Nucky becomes more acquainted with Arnold Rothstein during a high-stakes poker game, but the evening yields another potential partner in the Florida land deal. Meanwhile, Van Alden helps Al and Frank Capone on their collection rounds outside Chicago; Dunn discusses business with...
   

• HBO EASTBOUND & DOWN Season 4 9/29 at 10pm
  Kenny Powers is back for the fourth and final season of EASTBOUND & DOWN on SUNDAY, SEPT. 29, 10pm  ET/PT! 
  Videos: EASTBOUND & DOWN SEASON 4: One True King Tease A Retroactive Phoenix Tease Part I Phoenix Tease Part II      Photos
  EASTBOUND & DOWN, the raucous HBO comedy series from creators Danny McBride and Jody Hill, launches its fourth and final season on September 29th at 10pm ET/PT. McBride stars in the show as the irrepressible Kenny Powers, the former major league pitcher who is larger than life… and death.
  In the third season of EASTBOUND & DOWN, which concluded in April 2012, Kenny Powers finally made it back to the majors and recaptured his former glory, only to fake his own death and run back home to his beloved April, the mother of his child. The upcoming fourth season picks up the action several years later and finds Kenny living the American Dream with his family in North Carolina.
   

• HBO The new show Hello Ladies is coming to HBO on September 29 and stars Stephen Merchant as a single guy looking for love in LA.
  Check out the poster that was shared exclusively on Twitter Thursday afternoon
  About HELLO LADIES - Merchant portrays Stuart, a web designer who recently relocated to LA from England in hopes of finding excitement, romance, and maybe even a soul mate. Working out of his LA home, Stuart has an easy rapport with an attractive roommate named Jessica (Christine Woods), though it is clear she's not romantically interested in him. Half as charming as he thinks he is – and twice as desperate – Stuart is obsessed with infiltrating the glamorous world of beautiful people, and doggedly hits the LA social scene in the company of pals Wade (Nate Torrence), who's in the throes of a separation from his wife, and Kives (Kevin Weisman), a charismatic paraplegic who fares far better with the ladies than Stuart or Wade. ‘Hello Ladies' is executive produced by Merchant along with Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, both of whom worked on U.S. version of ‘The Office.‘ Eisenberg and Stupnitsky also co-wrote the ‘Hello Ladies' pilot with Merchant.
   

• Lifetime Witches of East End Sunday, October 6, at 10pm ET/PT Inspired by Melissa de la Cruz’s New York Times best-selling novel, Witches of East End centers on the mysterious Beauchamp family: free-spirited artist Joanna and her two grown daughters, wild-child bartender Freya and shy librarian Ingrid, both of whom are unaware that they are gifted (and cursed) with a magical birthright. Starring Julia Ormond, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Rachel Boston and Mädchen Amick.    Photo
   

• Lifetime House of Versace Saturday, October 5, at 8pm ET/PT
  Based on Wall Street Journal reporter Deborah Ball’s widely-read book House of Versace: The Untold Story of Genius, Murder, and Survival, the movie brings to light the story of Donatella, who, following the brazen murder of her brother, world-renowned designer Gianni Versace at the height of his success, is suddenly thrust into the spotlight as head designer of his fashion empire. Starring Gina Gershon and Raquel Welch  Photo
  Stage, film, television actress and singer DONNA MURPHY joins the cast of the upcoming Lifetime movie House of Versace, premiering October 5, 2013 on Lifetime Television. Murphy, who portrays "Maria," the loved and trusted head seamstress who has been with Versace from the start, is an Emmy Award winner and a two-time Tony Award winner. She received the first of her two Tony Awards for Best Actress in a Musical for her role as "Fosca" in Passion. Her second Tony for her portrayal of "Anna Leonowans" in the 1996 revival of The King and I. Her Daytime Emmy Award came from her first television film, HBO's Someone Had to be Benny. This talented and respected actress has had a diverse career, making a number of appearances on both the big and small screens, working in such films as The Bourne Legacy, Tangled, World Trade Center, Spider-Man 2, The Door in the Floor, Star Trek: Insurrection, Center Stage and The Astronaut's Wife. Murphy has also appeared on television shows The Mentalist, Damages, Law & Order and The Practice.
  Based on Wall Street Journal reporter Deborah Ball’s widely-read book House of Versace: The Untold Story of Genius, Murder, and Survival, the movie brings to light the story of Donatella Versace (Gina Gershon), who, following the brazen murder of her brother, world-renowned designer Gianni Versace (Enrico Colantoni) at the height of his success, is suddenly thrust into the spotlight as head designer of his fashion empire. At first ridiculed by critics worldwide, Donatella falls victim to drug addiction and nearly bankrupts the company. With the help of her family, including daughter Allegra, Aunt Lucia (Raquel Welch) and brother Santo (Colm Feore), she enters rehab to confront her demons and soon comes back stronger than ever to re-ignite the beloved Versace brand with her own vision and builds one of the most powerful and influential fashion houses ever known.
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday September 29, 2013 - Saturday October 5, 2013
  "THE BLACKLIST" "THE FREELANCER (#216)"
  09/30/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : RED AND LIZ WORK TOGETHER TO TRACK DOWN A CRIMINAL WHO DISGUISES HIS KILLINGS IN THE HEADLINES OF EVERYDAY TRAGEDIES – ISABELLA ROSSELLINI GUEST STARS – Red (James Spader) predicts an impending catastrophe, rooted by the work of an assassin, called "The Freelancer." Together, Liz (Megan Boone) and Red go undercover to prevent from having his next target, Floriana Campo (guest star Isabella Rossellini) from being killed. Elsewhere, Ressler (Diego Klattenhoff) and newly re-hired CIA agent, Meera Malik, (Parminder Nagra) who’s been added to Red’s private security detail, keep an eye on them from a distance. Meanwhile, Liz considers what she should do next concerning Tom (Ryan Eggold) and the mysterious box she found hidden under the floorboards. Harry Lennix also stars.
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "PROVE IT"
  10/01/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE THREAT OF AN ARSONIST WITH A VENDETTA AGAINST THE FIREHOUSE LOOMS AND CASEY STRUGGLES WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF HEATHER DARDEN’S ACCIDENT— In the wake of Heather’s (guest star Chaon Cross) incident, Lt. Casey (Jesse Spencer) is having a hard time handling his newfound responsibilities. Lt. Severide (Taylor Kinney) is on edge dreading the next attack from the firehouse’s arsonist. Meanwhile, with Renee (guest star Sarah Shahi) back from her mother’s, Severide knows he has to confront her about his paternity suspicions. Elsewhere, Mouch (Christian Stolte) begins his campaign for union president and Shay (Lauren German) and Dawson (Monica Raymund) feel that they need to get out more. Eamonn Walker, Charlie Barnett, David Eigenberg, Yuri Sardarov and Joe Minoso also star. Treat Williams, Michelle Forbes, Jon Seda, Jesse Lee Soffer and LaRoyce Hawkins also guest star.
   

• NBC "REVOLUTION" "THERE WILL BE BLOOD"
  10/02/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE AND DEATH ARE REDEFINED IN WILLOUGHBY AND OUR HEROES FIND THEMSELVES TO BE STRANGERS IN A VERY STRANGE LAND Miles's (Billy Burke) life is in grave danger as he finds himself in the clutches of Titus Andover (Matt Ross). Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos) is determined to find Monroe (David Lyons), as Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) and her father, Dr. Porter (Stephen Collins) desperately attempt to revive Aaron (Zak Orth). Meanwhile, Neville (Giancarlo Esposito) hatches a plan to infiltrate the Patriots.
  Also starring JD Pardo, Patrick Heusinger, Tim Guinee, Jessica Collins, Adam Beach and Nicole Ari Parker.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "AMERICAN TRAGEDY"
  10/02/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : A CELEBRITY RESTAURATEUR (GUEST STAR CYBILL SHEPHERD) CLAIMS SELF-DEFENSE IN A RACIALLY-CHARGED MURDER CASE. ALSO GUEST STARRING JEFFREY TAMBOR.
  A string of rapes on the Upper West Side raises concerns across the city, and while Detectives Tutuola (Ice-T) and Rollins (Kelli Giddish) question everyone who fits the suspect’s description, celebrity chef Jolene Castille (Shepherd) fears she’s the next victim when someone follows her home. The SVU arrests her for shooting and killing the unarmed teen, and her attorney (Tambor) faces off against ADA Barba (Raúl Esparza) in a trial that tests the limits of the jury’s moral and legal responsibilities. Meanwhile, Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) continues to struggle with the aftermath of her traumatic ordeal. Also starring Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch) and Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro). Also guest starring Leslie Odom, Jr. (Reverend Curtis Scott), Bill Irwin (Dr. Lindstrom) and Tamara Tunie (M.E. Warner).
   

• NBC "IRONSIDE" "PILOT"
  10/02/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : IRONSIDE AND HIS TRUSTING TEAM ARE ON THE CASE IN THE SERIES PREMIERE—After being shot in the line of duty, New York Detective Robert Ironside (Blair Underwood) swore he would never let a wheelchair slow him down. Undeterred, he drives his elite, hand-picked team, including Virgil (Pablo Schreiber), Holly (Spencer Grammer) and Teddy (Neal Bledsoe), to solve the city’s most difficult and notorious crimes. Watching over them is their boss, Capt. Ed Rollins (Kenneth Choi), who shares a mutual respect with Ironside, while Gary (Brent Sexton) is Robert’s scrappy ex-partner who marvels at his determination and ability to piece together his life after being shot.
  First Look  The Ironside of the Law Bad Things Back on the Job
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "THE PAWNEE-EAGLETON TIP OFF CLASSIC"
  10/03/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : TROUBLE IN EAGLETON – KRISTEN BELL GUEST STARS - Leslie (Amy Poehler), Ben (Adam Scott) and Chris (Rob Lowe) visit Eagleton to discuss financial matters with city councilor Ingrid de Forest (guest star Kristen Bell). Meanwhile, Ann (Rashida Jones) takes April (Aubrey Plaza) to vet school orientation and Ron (Nick Offerman) works to "get off the grid." Aziz Ansari, Jim O’Heir and Retta also star.
   

• NBC "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY" "PILOT"
  10/03/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : DAN YODER AND WIFE CAROLINE LEARN SOME SHOCKING NEWS ABOUT THEIR TEENAGE DAUGHTER MOLLY AND HER SECRET BOYFRIEND JUNIOR HERNANDEZ – Dan Yoder (Mike O’Malley, "Glee,") and wife Caroline (Mary McCormack, "In Plain Sight") are happily anticipating an empty nest as their daughter Molly (Ella Rae Peck, "Gossip Girl") gets ready to head off to college. Molly has some interesting news for them, however, and when she announces that she and her secret boyfriend Junior Hernandez (Joseph Haro, "Glee," "Awkward") are going to have a baby, they have to adjust to a new reality and meet their new family – Miguel (Ricardo A. Chavira, "Desperate Housewives") and Lisette (Justina Machado, "Six Feet Under"). When these two very different families are thrown together, it’s obvious that Dan and Miguel have the most difficult time adjusting to their new situation, while Caroline and Lisette take a softer approach.
   

• NBC "SEAN SAVES THE WORLD" "PILOT"
  10/03/2013 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : IT’S A WHOLE NEW WORLD FOR SEAN – SERIES PREMIERE – Sean (Sean Hayes) is a divorced dad who juggles a lot — his successful but demanding career, offbeat employees, pushy mom, Lorna (Linda Lavin), and weekends with his teenage daughter, Ellie (Samantha Isler). So when his 14-year-old bundle of joy moves in full time, the parenting books come out in full force. From keeping his boss, Max, (Thomas Lennon) happy, employees motivated and enduring his mother’s tactless "advice" to raising a smart, grounded and healthy kid, it’s going to be a growing experience, to say the least. But if anyone can handle it all, it’s Sean. Megan Hilty and Echo Kellum also star.
  Zombie Killer If he can't destroy zombies, Sean Hayes has other ways of saving the world. 
  Just a Working Dad -Sean Hayes explains he's just like any other dad - except maybe with a few extra challenges.
  Wrong Rescue? Sean Hayes knows that saving the world sometimes can go off-kilter.
  Sean Single Parenting
  Sean Hayes Has a Question Sean Hayes, star of NBC's Sean Saves the World, puts the MSQ contestants to the test!
  Re-runs on Friday.
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "ART"
  10/03/2013 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : Mike (Michael J. Fox) and Annie (Betsy Brandt) are thrilled about Eve’s (Juliette Goglia) newfound excitement for a photography class – until they discover the racy subject matter. After Ian (Conor Romero) and his girlfriend, Reese (guest star Alice Kremelberg), get in a fight, Harris (Wendell Pierce) and Leigh (Katie Finneran) try to give them both advice. Graham (Jack Gore) overhears Mike say the best way to smooth over a fight is to admit blame and tries to use this advice to get away with anything.
  Re-runs on Friday.
   

• NBC "PARENTHOOD" "ALL ABOARD WHO'S COMING ABOARD"
  10/03/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : BABY BAWLING, POLITICS AND POTENTIAL LIFE CHANGES CREATE SOME BRAVERMAN FAMILY ANXIETY – An Amber (Mae Whitman) alert rocks the Braverman family while Jasmine (Joy Bryant) and Crosby (Dax Shepard) have to walk on egg shells as the baby’s crying begins to take a toll on Jabbar (Tyree Brown) too. Julia (Erika Christensen) meets a school parent volunteer Ed Bliss (David Denman) and finds they have a lot in common. Meanwhile Adam (Peter Krause) and Kristina ‘s (Monica Potter) "wedge" issue could be the campaign itself. Hank (Ray Romano) makes a surprise visit to Sarah (Lauren Graham) but leaves her with some advice on how to have an important talk with Amber, however, Adam’s opinion on the subject is in direct opposition. Zeek (Craig T. Nelson) does not want to talk with Camille (Bonnie Bedelia) about the next stage of their life.
  Also starring Sam Jaeger, Max Burkholder, Miles Heizer, Savannah Paige Rae, Xolo Mariduena, Matt Laurie.
   

• PBS Masterpiece "Foyle's War: Sunflower" New! Sun, Sep 29 9:00 PM
  Season 43, Episode 29 "Foyle's War" concludes its seventh season with "Sunflower," in which Foyle is tasked with protecting a former Nazi officer-turned-MI5 informant from the Americans, who want him for his alleged involvement in a wartime atrocity. Original Air Date: Sep 29, 2013
  Guest Cast- William Armstrong: Ray Donovan Rupert Vansittart: Sir Alec Meyerson Charles Aitken: Thomas Nelson Andrew Tiernan: Geoffrey Helliwell Jeremy Swift: Glenvil Harris Tim McMullan: Arthur Valentine Richard Dillane: Charles Roper Honeysuckle Weeks: Samantha Stewart Michael Kitchen: Christopher Foyle Colin Stinton: Lt. Col. Hoyt Jackson Daniel Hill: Headmaster Mark Huberman: MI5 Guard Ellie Haddington: Hilda Pierce Fiona Button: Mary Nelson Tamzin Outhwaite: Brenda Stevens
   

• Showtime Homeland "Tin Man Is Down New" Sun, Sep 29 9:00 PM
  Season 3 begins with Brody remaining at large, while Carrie is called to testify before a senate committee investigating the terrorist bombing in Washington, D.C. Meanwhile, Saul takes command at the CIA; and the Brody family deal with a tragic occurrence. Guest Cast Sarita Choudhury: Mira F. Murray Abraham: Dar Adal Rupert Friend: Peter Quinn
   

• Showtime Masters of Sex "Pilot" New! Sun, Sep 29 10:00 PM
  Dramatic depiction of the lives of sex researchers William Masters and Virginia Johnson. In the opener, Masters begins conducting a secret study of human sexuality and meets Virginia Johnson, a former nightclub singer who joins the hospital secretarial staff and proves herself to be an asset to Masters' work.
   

• Syfy Scarecrow - Sneak Peeks, Clips
  The Syfy Original Scarecrow premieres next Saturday, October 5 at 9/8c.
  Trailer An evil scarecrow scares the sh— Er..."stuffing" out of unsuspecting teens!
  Scarecrow stars Robin Dunne (Sanctuary) and Lacey Chabert (Family Guy).
  The movie is about a group of teens and their teacher who are stranded in the countryside when they discover that the local legend of a murderous scarecrow creature is real – and the creature’s after them.

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• ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS (9/30)
  11 REMAINING CELEBRITIES COMPETE DURING
  "HOLLYWOOD NIGHT" ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
  "Episode 1703" - It's Hollywood night on "Dancing with the Stars," as 11 remaining couples take to the ballroom floor MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Featuring a spectacular opening number with the entire cast, each couple will take on a dance style that they have not previously performed including the Quickstep, Foxtrot, Charleston, Cha Cha, Rumba, Paso Doble and Jive. At the end of the night, one couple will face elimination.
  Hosted by Emmy® Award-winning host Tom Bergeron ("America's Funniest Home Videos") and Brooke Burke-Charvet ("Dancing with the Stars" Season 7 Champion), "Dancing with the Stars" is the hit series in which celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which are judged by renowned ballroom judge Len Goodman and dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba.
  Viewers may cast their votes for their favorite teams via phone on Monday nights during and up to 60 minutes after the end of the "Dancing with the Stars" broadcast in each time zone. Online voting at www.ABC.com and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/dancingwiththestars is open for 24 hours, beginning from the start of each episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT on Tuesday evenings. For the final week, on Monday, November 25, online voting will open for 15 hours, beginning from the start of the episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 11:00 a.m., ET/8:00 a.m., PT the next day. A custom Facebook app lets fans vote, share whom they voted for and say why, as well as see whom friends voted for.
   
• ABC SHARK TANK: 503
  THE SHARKS BATTLE EACH OTHER TO THE END OVER CLOSING A DEAL
  -- AND CAN TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN CHARM THEIR WAY TO AN INVESTMENT? --
  ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 503" - Sharks Kevin O'Leary and Robert Herjavec team up to battle Mark Cuban over a deal, and the Sharks are dazzled by the charm and beauty of two young women with an unbelievable pitch: A mom from Highland Park, Illinois, has a line of aromatherapy sprays to help children with fears of the dark, nightmares and monsters; two firefighters from Austin, Texas, invent an ultra-lightweight carrier-to-carrier for tired tots who need a piggyback from a parent; two beautiful, young women from Los Angeles have a low-tech answer to protecting hair from smelly cooking fumes; and a Sacramento man sells a special cooking tray for ramen noodle lovers worldwide. Also, an update on Dave Alwan's Echo Valley Meats from Bartonsville, Illinois. How is he doing since appearing on the show last season, despite the fact he did not get a deal? Which Shark's frank advice affected him the most? Find out on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Barbara Corcoran, Robert Herjavec and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC 20/20 Thursday October 3 10:00pm - 11:00pm
  TBA
   
• ABC Saturday Night Football Presented by Windows Game
  Starts at 8:00pm
  Ohio State at Northwestern
   
• AMC Talking Bad New! Sun, Sep 29 10:15 PM
  The series finale, "Felina," is discussed. Guests include creator Vince Gilligan; Aaron Paul; Jesse Plemmons; RJ Mitte; Giancarlo Esposito; Jonathan Banks; and Jimmy Kimmel.
   
• Animal Planet Brings Back MONSTERS INSIDE ME - Oct. 2 - Beware of Deadly Uninvited Guests...
  BEWARE OF DEADLY UNINVITED GUESTS IN AN ALL-NEW SEASON OF ANIMAL PLANETS MONSTERS INSIDE ME
  -On October 2, MONSTERS INSIDE ME Recounts Deadly Stories Of Parasites Prowling Inside Us -
  (August 29, 2013, Silver Spring, Md.) – Caution: viewer discretion is advised! When MONSTERS INSIDE ME returns on Wednesday, October 2, at 9 PM (ET/PT), prepare to be scared… VERY scared. Monsters could be crawling inside you as you read this!
  A parasitic or viral attack is like a tumultuous roller coaster within the body that can take terrifying – sometimes deadly – twists and turns. Host/biologist Dan Riskin provides scientific perspective throughout this 12-part series that vividly recounts the stories of people tormented by the insidious creatures that invade their bodies.
  “Parasites are everywhere and could infect any one of us,” explains Riskin. “This season, MONSTERS INSIDE ME also spotlights nature’s most debilitating viruses and even shows what could happen when foreign objects are ingested or left behind after surgery.”
  Parasites and viruses, which are often microscopic, have mastered the most ingenious survival strategies. Designed to devour nutrients at their hosts’ expenses, parasites cause complete chaos, often resulting in the total annihilation of our immune systems and weakening our ability to fight back. Viruses are also enduring microorganisms, able to mutate quickly and destroy the functioning of important cells. This season, the following real-life cases illustrate just how destructive parasitic and viral attacks can be and just how susceptible we are to the havoc they wreak within us:
   
• CBS LISTINGS FOR THE 46TH SEASON PREMIERE OF “60 MINUTES” SUNDAY SEPT. 29, 2013 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  THE SECRETARY OF STATE – Scott Pelley interviews Secretary of State John Kerry at a critical time as he deals with chemical weapons in Syria, terrorism abroad and a potentially open relationship with a new president of Iran. Henry Schuster is the producer.
  IMMINENT DANGER – Steve Kroft examines America’s mental health system, which many believe is failing those with severe mental illnesses like schizophrenia, the brain disease the Washington Navy Yard shooter and many other mass murderers showed symptoms of. Coleman Cowan and Graham Messick are the producers.
  KILLING JESUS – Bill O’Reilly talks about his latest effort to write another blockbuster book, Killing Jesus, which he says was inspired by the Holy Spirit. Norah O’Donnell reports. Robert G. Anderson is the producer.
   
• CBS A FAMILY RIVALRY TAKES CENTER STAGE, LEADING TO AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN, ON “SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 2
  "Opening Pandora’s Box" – A family rivalry takes center stage, leading to an emotional breakdown. Meanwhile, the tribes watch in disbelief as a castaway quits the game and a shocking blindside plays out at tribal council, on SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER, Wednesday, Oct. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS THE CEO OF LOEHMANN’S TRIES TO MEASURE UP DESPITE FEELING OUT OF PLACE WHILE MANNING THE LINGERIE DEPARTMENT, ON “UNDERCOVER BOSS,” FRIDAY, OCT. 4, ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  “Loehmann’s” – Steven Newman, the CEO of Loehmann’s, the original specialty retailer for designer and fashion brands at discount prices, attempts to measure up despite feeling awkward about helping his female customers shop for bras on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, Oct. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Also, on a different assignment, the Boss has to bite his tongue when an employee bad-mouths the company.
   
• CBS ON YOUR MARK. GET SET. GO! TEAMS EMBARK ON A JOURNEY AROUND THE WORLD WHEN THEY TRAVEL TO THEIR FIRST DESTINATION, IQUIQUE, CHILE, ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 29
  “We’re Not In Oklahoma No More” – With the Double Express Pass on the line, teams depart for their first destination, Iquique, Chile, where one racer must face their fear of heights, on the season premiere of THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, Sept. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   
• CBS  48 Hours Saturday 10/5 10:00-11:00pm
  TBA
   
• CMT's The Untitled Cassadee Pope Project: Produced by Good Clean Fun
  Premiering Friday, October 4 at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT, Good Clean Fun will produce CMT’s new hit show THE UNTITLED CASSADEE POPE PROJECT. The show offers a behind-the-scenes look at up-and-coming artist and winner of Season 3 of “The Voice,” Cassadee Pope, and her journey to become a star with 6 half hour episodes.
   
• The CW MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 TWO-HOUR SPECIAL
  “IHEART RADIO MUSIC FESTIVAL, NIGHT 1” — (8:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  A LAS VEGAS CONCERT EVENT FEATURING TOP MUSICAL ACTS AND CW STARS ─ This concert extravaganza, filmed over two nights at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, features performances by some of the music industry’s biggest names, including Katy Perry, Fun., Elton John, Keith Urban, J Cole, Queen + Adam Lambert, Muse, Tiesto and special guest Robin Thicke, among others. Cast members from The CW’s series will be on hand to help get the party started.
   
• The CW TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1 TWO-HOUR SPECIAL
  “IHEART RADIO MUSIC FESTIVAL, NIGHT 2” — (8:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  A LAS VEGAS CONCERT EVENT FEATURING TOP MUSICAL ACTS AND CW STARS ─ This concert extravaganza, filmed over two nights at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, features performances by some of the music industry’s biggest names, including Justin Timberlake, Paul McCartney, Maroon 5, Bruno Mars, Tim McGraw, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Phoenix, Ke$ha, Drake and Miguel, among others. Cast members from The CW’s series will be on hand to help get the party started. Photos
   
• The CW WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
  “Arrow: Year One” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  A LOOK BACK THE FIRST SEASON WITH AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT SEASON TWO — This one-hour special gives fans a chance to catch up on the incredible events that led billionaire Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell) to secretly create the persona of Arrow. Five years after being lost at sea, Oliver returns to Starling City to carry out his father’s dying wish: take down the corrupt elite who have failed his city. The special follows Oliver as he delivers vigilante justice and discovers that the real threat to his city is far greater than he ever imagined. An exclusive first look at season two is included. The special also stars Katie Cassidy, Colin Donnell, David Ramsey, Willa Holland, Emily Bett Rickards, Colton Haynes, Manu Bennett, Susanna Thompson and Paul Blackthorne.
   
• The CW FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —
  (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl who Gets Punked” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE GUYS AND GIRLS STRUGGLE TO GET ALONG — The models get tested at a commercial shoot to do ridiculous requests with a fake director played by comedian Reggie Watts. At a “flawsome” photo shoot, which highlights flaws to show they are beautiful, one of the models can’t focus because of a fight between the girls and the guys in the house (#2010).
   
• DISCOVERY CHANNEL UNCOVERS THE LIVES OF THE WORLD’S MOST ELUSIVE PREDATORS IN ‘MAN, CHEETAH, WILD’ -Two-hour Special Airs October 3rd at 9pm ET/PT -
  (LOS ANGELES, CA) Deep in the African bush, Kim Wolhuter is about to be tested like never before. A one-time game ranger with experience in the military, Kim is a maverick filmmaker with an extraordinary ability to befriend the animals of his native Zimbabwe. He connects with wild predators and dangerous animals in an extraordinary way: drinking where they do, finding food on the move, and running alongside them. Kim’s unbelievable relationship with Africa’s wild animals allows him unparalleled access into the elusive and secretive world of cheetahs, and these ruthless hunters accept him as part of their family. In MAN, CHEETAH, WILD, airing October 3rd at 9pm ET/PT, we follow the true story of one extraordinary cheetah family, and the remarkable man who walked among them for a year and a half. The breathtaking footage will bring viewers closer into the covert world of the cheetah than anyone thought possible.
  Living in the heart of Southern Africa, Kim comes from a family that has lived and tangled with ruthless predators for nearly a hundred years. In the Malilangwe Game Reserve in Southern Zimbabwe, Kim relocates a female cheetah that he had previously worked with. When he is able to locate her, he is surprised to find that she is mothering five new cubs. Mother cheetahs are notoriously protective of their young, but amazingly, she senses no threat from Kim and thus gives him the unparalleled opportunity to document the upbringing of one of the rarest wild cats on the planet.
  On October 3rd at 9pm ET/PT, Discovery Channel joins Kim Wolhuter to investigate the dangerous and fascinating world of the elusive cheetah. Photos
   
• Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight
  Monday, September 30 10PM ET/PT – TURN & BURN
  Junk to Funk: Brother JD and the El Rey boys flip a ’87 El Camino. Then, JD’s plan to turn a ’71 VW Squareback into an El Rey special goes up in flames. Patrick tries to impress the crew with his Harley Davidson know-how.
   
• Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight
  Tuesday, October 1 9PM ET/PT – TICKLE
  Tickle’s favorite clients from his failed delivery service inspire him to start historic bus tours for the elderly. Unfortunately, Howard and Mo are too distracted by Megan’s mysterious illness to help him recruit. So while Tickle’s busy charming Gretna’s Senior Citizens, the boys uncover Megan’s “secret” pregnancy and show their support by throwing her a shower… or at least one hell of a party. But when a mix up with the bus threatens to ruin Tickle’s tour before it’s even left the parking lot, he’s trapped with a group of angry old folks and no one to rescue him.
   
• Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight
  Tuesday, October 1 10PM ET/PT – BUYING THE BAYOU
  Gator Boys: Best friends Duck, Lathan, and Flip are avid gator hunters. They are tired of traveling each weekend to their favorite place to enjoy bayou living. This year, they’re willing to do whatever it takes to buy a home if they can hunt gators right out their back door.
   
• Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight
  Tuesday, October 1 10:30PM ET/PT – BUYING THE BAYOU
  Catfish Kings: Catfish Jack and his daughter, Amanda, love hand-grabbing catfish. Tired of hauling his boat to Lake D’Arbonne, he and Amanda are searching for a home that will accommodate their family and become a convenient catfish camp.
   
• E! Hello Ross Fridays 10/9c
  Tune in to E! tonight at 10/9c for a brand new episode of Hello Ross, with guest Dave Coulier, where he will be dishing about Full House!
  Want some behind-the-scenes moments from Ross' life? Check out this video of Ross calling up and surprising a super-fan, and inviting her to a taping of the show:
  Video  Ross Mathews Personally Calls a Super Fan
  Photos  Official Site
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE JUDGES HAVE A SURPRISE FOR THE CONTESTANTS ON AN ALL-NEW “THE X FACTOR” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX
  The competition continues to heat up on THE X FACTOR as judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio reveal which of the four categories - Girls, Boys, Over 25s and Groups – each of them will mentor. Host Mario Lopez introduces a new round of the competition as each contestant sings for a coveted spot on the giant X stage – and a spot in the Top 16! See how your favorites stack up in the all-new “The Four-Chair Challenge Round #1” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Wednesday, Oct. 2 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-310/11) (TV-14 D, L)
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio
  Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE BATTLE FOR THE TOP 16 CONTINUES ON AN ALL-NEW “THE X FACTOR” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
  Contestants sing for a spot in the Top 16 as THE X FACTOR continues with judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. The new competition round will determine who will remain in each category - Girls, Boys, Over 25s and Groups. Mario Lopez hosts in the all-new “The Four-Chair Challenge Round #2” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Thursday, Oct. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-312) (TV-14 D, L)
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio
  Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of MASTERCHEF is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“MASTERCHEF”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE PINT-SIZE COOKS FACE A BIG MYSTERY BOX CHALLENGE ON AN ALL-NEW “MASTERCHEF” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
  The Top 12 junior home cooks compete in the season’s first mystery box challenge and must create an impressive dish using only the mystery ingredients. Later, the judges task the kids to each create an elevated, restaurant-quality burger in only 60 minutes. Find out which kids made the most delicious burger and advance to the next round in the all-new “Junior Edition: School’s Out…But the MASTERCHEF Kitchen is Open!” episode of MASTERCHEF airing Friday, Oct. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (JRM-102) (TV-PG L)
  Host/Judge: Gordon Ramsay
  Judges: Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot
   
• FOX SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s College Football coverage.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—COLLEGE FOOTBALL—(6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) CC- HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “FOX SPORTS SATURDAY” PRESENTS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
  TCU at Oklahoma
  Heisman Trophy winner and College Football Hall of Famer Eddie George and former University of Colorado quarterback Joel Klatt are featured with host Rob Stone on FOX COLLEGE SATURDAY, FOX Sports’ 30-minute college football pregame show originating live from the FOX Network Center in Los Angeles. Then, FOX Sports continues regular season coverage of its 2013 college football schedule. Gus Johnson provides the play-by-play and Charles Davis offers analysis with Kristina Pink reporting from the sidelines. FOX SPORTS SATURDAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL airs LIVE Saturday, Oct. 5 (6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-305) (n/a)
  **ONE-HOUR EPISODE**--“ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5 IT’S A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD ON ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
  For Mature Audiences
  In an encore of the “Birthday Month” episode of AXE COP, Axe Cop travels to South Pole World to track down his parents’ killer – Bad Santa (guest voice Raymond Barry). Then, in an encore of the “Adoption” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, Marsh (Vincent Kartheiser) discovers the band is wildly popular in China just as Cassandra (Mandy Moore) goes through a major identity crisis when she finds out that she’s actually adopted…and Chinese. In an encore of the “Babysitting Unibaby” episode of AXE COP, Flute Cop (Ken Marino) finally has enough money to take his wife, Anita (guest voice Megan Mullally), on a romantic anniversary trip to Hawaii. So, he enlists Axe Cop (Nick Offerman) and Sockarang (guest voice Patton Oswalt) to babysit his child, Unibaby. Then, in an encore of the “Bullies” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, upbeat and super-positive teen Marsh Merriwether (Vincent Kartheiser) learns a valuable lesson when his best friend is accused of bullying. Meanwhile, Cassandra (Mandy Moore) gets ready for the “It Gets Better After High School” high school dance.Don’t miss the full hour of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF airing Saturday, Oct. 5 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ANI-108) (TV-MA L, S, V)
  AXE COP: Guest Voice Cast: Raymond Barry as Bad Santa; Megan Mullally as Axe Cop’s Mother; Patton Oswalt as Sockarang; Rob Huebel as Grey Diamond; and Ethan Nicolle as Mermaid; Megan Mullally as Anita; Patton Oswalt as Sockarang; Ethan Nicolle as Chubby Doll.
  HIGH SCHOOL USA!: Guest Voice Cast: Dino Stamatopoulos as Mr. Merriwether; Ray Wise as Seymour; Sally Kellerman as Dolores; Ike Barinholtz as cyber bully; Rachel Butera as Brad’s Mom
   
• FXX Totally Biased with Kamau Bell
  UPCOMING GUESTS:
  Monday, Sept. 30 Blogger and Radio Host Jay Smooth (WBAI’s Underground Railroad)
  Tuesday, Oct. 1 Jesse Ventura (author, “They Killed Our President”)
  Wednesday, Oct. 2 Comedian Hannibal Buress
   
• iTunes MILLENNIUM ENTERTAINMENT proudly presents “1”
  MILLENNIUM ENTERTAINMENT TO EXCLUSIVELY DEBUT SPITFIRE PICTURES’ RIVETING FORMULA ONE DOCUMENTARY ON iTUNES ON OCTOBER 1ST
  Los Angeles, CA (August 27, 2013) - Millennium Entertainment is proud to announce the iTunes debut of director Paul Crowder’s documentary feature film “1”, the exhilarating true story of the rise of Formula One narrated by Golden Globe nominee Michael Fassbender (SHAME), written by Mark Monroe and produced by Exclusive Media’s CEO and Co-Chairman Nigel Sinclair and Michael Shevloff of Flat-Out Films, along with Diamond Docs.
  “1” will exclusively debut on iTunes on October 1, 2013 for one week. Millennium will release the film on all VOD platforms beginning October 11th.
  Featuring never-before-seen archive footage and the most impressive list of Formula 1 interviewees ever assembled, including world champions Sir Jackie Stewart, Mario Andretti, Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher, Jenson Button and Sebastian Vettel, “1” tells the story of the golden age of Formula 1, when the sport became terrifyingly dangerous and the drivers were like rock stars with charisma and raw talent, but with many of them paying the ultimate price.
  “1” thrilled fans of Formula One when it screened at the 2012 FORMULA 1 UNITED STATES GRAND PRIX™ in Austin, Texas as part of a special presentation by SXSW Film Festival and The Circuit of The Americas (CoTA).
  The release of the documentary film follows hot on the heels of the theatrical release of Ron Howard’s highly anticipated epic Formula 1 feature RUSH, starring Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Brühl. RUSH is produced and financed by Exclusive Media and Cross Creek Pictures with Imagine Entertainment, Working Title, Brian Grazer, and Revolution Films. The film will have its North American Premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival before being released by Universal Pictures in the US on September 20th, 2013.
   
• NBC "FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA" "092913"
  09/29/2013 (07:00PM - 08:20PM) (Sunday)
   
• "NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" "NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AT ATLANTA FALCONS"
  09/29/2013 (08:20PM - 11:30PM) (Sunday)
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 3"
  09/30/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH ORIGINAL COACHES, ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE SHELTON, CEELO GREEN AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, CeeLo Green and Christina Aguilera. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 4"
  10/01/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Tuesday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH ORIGINAL COACHES, ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE SHELTON, CEELO GREEN AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, CeeLo Green and Christina Aguilera. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2302"
  10/04/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday)
   
• NBC "NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL" "ARIZONA ST VS. NOTRE DAME (@DALLAS) (10/5/13)"
  10/05/2013 (07:30PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
   
• NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'
  October 5 Miley Cyrus/ Miley Cyrus
   
• PBS NOTABLE CHEFS "POP-UP" SPONTANEOUS FEASTS IN UNUSUAL LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA IN NEW TV SERIES MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING
  Guest chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more join Host/Chef Pete Evans
  13-Episode Culinary Journey to Launch on Public Television Stations Beginning September 7, 2013 (check local listings)
  Westport, MA: Chef Chris Schlesinger and Doc Willoughby
  Premieres as of October 5
  With beautiful views of the Atlantic Ocean, Pete joins Massachusetts grill master and renowned Food Editor Doc Willoughby for his first quahogging adventure to gather up Atlantic hard clams to grill up for that evening?s dinner, just as the sun sets over the horizon.
   
• TLC TO AIR UPDATED VERSION OF "SAY YES TO THE CURE: LORI'S FIGHT" ON OCTOBER 4
  In October 2012, TLC documented Lori Allen’s journey from her diagnosis of breast cancer through her treatments and double mastectomy in SAY YES TO THE CURE: LORI’S FIGHT. On Friday, October 4 at 8pm ET/PT, TLC will air a special updated version of this emotional one-hour special where viewers will re-live that experience and get updates from Lori and her family on her current progress, as well as the amazing response and outpouring of love they’ve received from viewers and fans.
  The original special also introduced viewers to fellow breast cancer survivor Delese Range, as she shopped with her husband for her vow renewal gown at Bridals by Lori. Cameras will now follow Delese as she prepares for her big day, even amidst the latest news that she’s relapsed and is currently battling cancer again. Through it all, Delese shows her unwavering strength and courage as it all leads up to her touching renewal wedding ceremony, with Lori in attendance.
  Both Lori and Delese are classic steel magnolias, and with their similar sense of strength and refusal to feel self-pity, their special bond and friendship was inevitable.
  The hour promises to be powerful with raw emotions, but will undoubtedly still feature moments of humor and southern sass that SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA fans have grown to know and love. Sneak Peek
   
• TLC today announced that it has ordered two additional episodes of BREAKING AMISH: LA. The series, which has been averaging 1.8 million P2+ viewers during its season, follows seven young Amish and Mennonite men and women who are living together in Los Angeles and exploring life among the "English," forcing them to contemplate whether or not to embrace this new world or return to the life they left behind. This new order brings the series total to 11 episodes, with an additional reunion special, BREAKING AMISH: LA – THE SHUNNING TRUTH.
  Both hour-long episodes will air back-to-back on Sunday, September 29 starting at 9/8c, and serve as the season finale.
  BREAKING AMISH: LA – THE SHUNNING TRUTH, hosted by NBC’s Michelle Beadle reunites the group to catch up on life together during Los Angeles, and what’s happened back at home since the series starting airing. Covering all of the drama that was exposed during the season, the reunion will tackle the conflict and rumors, sensitive relationship questions, and ultimately will try to get to the bottom of any unresolved issues. TLC invites fans to submit their burning questions at Facebook.com/BreakingAmish, and they may be used on the show.
   
• TLC'S “LONG ISLAND MEDIUM” RETURNS WITH LIVE TWITTER EVENT ON SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6--TWEET TO WIN – LIVE event begins at 8pm--
  --Premiere episode with live twitter contest premieres at 9/8c--
  (New York, NY) - On Sunday, October 6 at 9/8c, TLC brings back fan-favorite series LONG ISLAND MEDIUM with a night full of surprises and an unprecedented live Twitter event with Theresa Caputo. Starting at 8pm, TLC will launch TWEET TO WIN – LIVE, where viewers have the unique opportunity to win a reading with Theresa by tweeting with the hashtag #LongIslandMedium during the airing of the 9pm premiere, as well as the premiere of ALASKAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR LOVE at 10/9c. Theresa will randomly select winners during live segments within the commercial breaks and will announce them on the air (all winners are subject to eligibility and rules of the contest). With a waiting list of several years and countless daily requests for readings worldwide, the lucky TWEET TO WIN - LIVE contest winners will receive an all-expenses paid trip for two to meet Theresa and receive a private reading.
  At 9/8c, an all-new LONG ISLAND MEDIUM: ON THE ROAD episode kicks off the new season. Theresa gets hundreds of fan letters a day from men and women across the country begging for a chance to meet with her for a session. This time around, Theresa travels to Philadelphia to surprise her fans with messages from their loved ones. While exploring the best of what Philly has to offer, Theresa is able to help a mother heal from her son’s tragic passing, allow a young widow to reconnect with her true love, and give a little girl closure on the loss of her baby sister.
   
• TLC's New Series ALASKAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR LOVE - Sunday, Oct. 6 at 10 PM (ET/PT)
  ALASKAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR LOVE premieres Sunday, October 6 on TLC
  SIX LADIES LEAVE THE LAST FRONTIER FOR SUN-SOAKED MIAMI IN TLC’S NEW SERIES ALASKAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR LOVE
  -- Six-Part Series Premieres Sunday, October 6 --
  (Los Angeles, Ca.) – This fall, six native Alaskan women tempt fate to find true love in TLC’s new series ALASKAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR LOVE. As these ladies say, when it comes to dating on the island of Kodiak, Alaska, “the odds are good, but the goods can be a little odd.” Faced with men consumed by fishing and hunting, often sporting long hair and scruffy beards, these women are fed up with their options. Ready to exchange their rugged boots for high heels and fancy dates, these ladies leave the safety and security of their homes and journey 5,000 miles to the Sunshine State, in search of adventure and their perfect match. ALASKAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR LOVE premieres on Sunday, October 6that 10 PM (ET/PT).
  In this six-part series, viewers will follow these friends as they make a splash in sexy, sun-soaked—and culturally-opposite—Miami Beach, where they hope love awaits. Determined, the women get jobs, scour the beaches and risk everything to fit in and find suitors—but they quickly discover that they are fish out of water. From firefighters and football players to personal trainers and cops, will they have success meeting the man of their dreams? Or is Miami Beach too big for them to handle? And if they do find love, can their new guys manage the rough and tough Alaskan lifestyle or will finding their Prince Charming only be a fairytale?
   
• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA… COMEDY AND DRAMA RULE THE WEEK WITH ‘MODERN FAMILY’ AND ‘NCIS: LOS ANGELES’
  MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 USA DAYTIME – 11am/10c - 3pm/2c
  Cat Greenleaf’s guests for the week include MODERN FAMILY stars Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, and Nolan Gould as well as co-creator and executive producer Steven Levitan.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Mississippi Coast Coliseum in Biloxi, MS and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• VELOCITY “EUROSPORT ON VELOCITY” BRINGS THE BEST OF EUROPE’S LARGEST SPORTS TELEVISION NETWORK TO THE UNITED STATES FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
  --EUROSPORT ON VELOCITY Programming Block Debuts Saturday, September 28 from 1-3 PM ET/PT--
  (Silver Spring, Md.)— Velocity, the first cable network targeting an upscale male audience, announced today EUROSPORT ON VELOCITY, a new Saturday afternoon programming block that will bring Europe’s largest sports television network to viewers in the U.S. for the first time. Beginning Saturday, September 28, EUROSPORT ON VELOCITY will bring the U.S. audience a weekly block of motorsports programming from 1-3 PM ET/PT with encore presentations on Sunday morning. EUROSPORT ON VELOCITY marks the first time in the 24-year history of Eurosport that the network will be broadcast in the U.S.
  “EUROSPORT ON VELOCITY is one more way we are strengthening Velocity’s connection with our target audience,” said Robert Scanlon, general manager of Velocity. “As the exclusive home for Eurosport in the U.S., Velocity is delivering unique programming that no other U.S.-based network can offer to viewers. We’re excited to be the American flagship for such a well-established, high-quality brand and look forward to working with the Eurosport team.”
  In the premiere season of EUROSPORT ON VELOCITY, beginning Saturday, September 28 from 1-3 PM ET/PT, Velocity and Eurosport introduce four motorsport series to U.S. audiences
   
• VELOCITY BRINGS VIEWERS MORE CLASSIC AUTOMOBILES FROM ACROSS AMERICA IN ALL NEW EPISODES OF CHASING CLASSIC CARS, HOSTED BY WAYNE CARINI
  What Wayne Wants Tuesday, October 1 at 10 PM
  When Wayne finds a stately 1911 Winton 17b Five-Passenger Touring brass car, he knows it’s the one for him. First he needs to auction off a handful of cars, including a 1963 Chevrolet Corvette 327/340hp "Split Window" Coupe valued between $70,000 and $100,000 in order to buy the 1911 Winton 17b.
   
• VH1 Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan Returns Sep. 30th & Moves to the Historic TRL Studios in Times Square!!
  VH1 INTRODUCES NEW 90-MINUTE MORNING BLOCK LIVE FROM THE TIME SQUARE STUDIO STARTING SEPTEMBER 30TH AT 9:30 AM ET/PT
  “Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan” and “The Gossip Table” Return to Deliver The Latest in Pop Culture Sunny-Side Up  Photo
  NEW YORK, NY,--September 3, 2013 – Get ready to make your mornings better with VH1’s new 90-minute morning block featuring the return of VH1’s “Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan” and “Gossip Table.” Start the day right with the top celebrity news, music and gossip from the VH1 experts. Kicking off September 30 and airing LIVE weekday mornings from our Time Square studios at 9:30AM ET/PT, VH1’s “The Gossip Table” returns with our 5 hard hitting columnists that break the news every day - the founder of NaughtybutNiceRob.com Rob Shuter, The New York Daily News Marianne Garvey, HollywoodLife.com's Chloe Melas, InTouch's Noah Levy and Delaina Dixon from Jetmag.com. From the Kardashians to Lindsay Lohan there is no one that these news hounds don’t’ know or don’t want to talk about.
  The 30-minute chock full of gossip is followed at 10AM ET/PT with VH1's own morning news and talk show, “Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan,” which returns bigger and better in its third year with host Carrie Keagan and co-host Jason Dundas as well as VH1 music expert Jim Shearer. Now, live from the legendary TRL studio overlooking Times Square, Carrie and Jason will talk about the top stories of the day, sit down with the hottest TV and film celebrities, as well as bring you performances from today’s top music acts. “Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan” offer viewers the necessary day-starting pop culture news and interviews that you won’t find anywhere else. So join us for this new morning block - viewers are sure to come away with the best entertainment news gossip and information of the day.

RERUNS

• ABC SCANDAL: THE SECRET IS OUT (10/3)
  RELIVE THE MOST TALKED ABOUT MOMENTS AND CATCH UP ON ALL THE SCANDALOUS LIES AND AFFAIRS, ON "SCANDAL: THE SECRET IS OUT," THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 ON ABC
  One-Hour Clip Show, Narrated by Josh Malina, Will Air in Anticipation of The Season 3 Premiere of ABC's Hit Series "Scandal"
  "Scandal: The Secret is Out" -- ABC invites new recruits and devoted gladiators to catch up on the most scandalous moments from last season's breakout hit, "Scandal," with a special one-hour clip show in anticipation of the shocking Season 3 Premiere, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Season 3 Premiere will air later the same evening, from 10:00-11:00 p.m., ET.
  "Scandal's" Joshua Malina narrates the one-hour special and dissects the rumors, lies and affairs that have made "Scandal" one of the most talked about shows on TV. Viewers will be able to catch up on their favorite characters and story lines from Seasons 1 and 2, and the most asked questions --#WhoisQuinn?, #WhoShotFitz? and #WhattheHuck -- will all be explained.
   

• CBS WHEN THE MACHINE GIVES OUT SIX NUMBERS AT ONCE, REESE AND FINCH GO ON THE HUNT FOR A NAMELESS AND FACELESS MURDERER, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” Saturday
  “Proteus” – After the machine gives Reese and Finch six numbers at once, their search for clues leads them to a coastal town where they are forced to ride out a storm with a group of locals in a police station. However, as the weather rages outside, a sinister situation arises inside when they realize there is an unidentified killer hiding among them, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Saturday, October 5 -a Re-run from Thursday, March 7 (9:01 – 10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Sean Hennen
  DIRECTED BY: Kenneth Fink
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET)
  “Candice Accola” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  SINKING HER TEETH INTO COMEDY — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY CANDICE ACCOLA (“THE VAMPIRE DIARIES”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Keegan-Michael Key (“Madtv”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#106).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (9:30-10:00 p.m.)
  “Wilson Bethel” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY WILSON BETHEL (“HART OF DIXIE”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Gary Anthony Williams (“Mad”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#112).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4 THE ORIGINALS — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Always and Forever” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  KLAUS MIKAELSON, THE ORIGINAL VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF HYBRID, RETURNS TO NEW ORLEANS IN THIS SPIN-OFF OF “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — Klaus Mikaelson (Joseph Morgan), the original vampire-werewolf hybrid, has returned to the supernatural melting pot that is the French Quarter of New Orleans – the city his family helped build 300 years ago. Determined to help his brother, Elijah (Daniel Gillies) leaves their sister Rebekah (Claire Holt) behind and follows Klaus. Elijah learns that the beautiful and rebellious werewolf Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) – Klaus’ onetime flame – has fallen into the hands of a powerful witch named Sophie Deveraux (Daniella Pineda). When Sophie reveals some life-changing news, Elijah realizes that the Original family may have been given a second chance at humanity and redemption. Klaus, however, is more intrigued by his recent unexpected reunion with his former protégé, Marcel (Charles Michael Davis), a charismatic but diabolical vampire who now has total control over the supernatural inhabitants of New Orleans. Klaus vows to reclaim what was once his – the power, the city and his family. The series also stars Leah Pipes as Cami and Danielle Campbell as Davina. Chris Grismer directed the episode written by executive producer Julie Plec and co-executive producer Michael Narducci (#102.)
   

• USA NETWORK SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 LAW & ORDER: SVU “Modern Family Guest Stars” – 3/2c
  Before they were on MODERN FAMILY, they played DAs, abusive foster parents, porn stars, and you know, murderers. Tune-in to catch Claire (Julie Bowen), Phil (Ty Burrell), and Haley Dunphy (Sarah Hyland) and Modern Family guest stars Charlie Bingham (Justin Kirk) and Sal (Elizabeth Banks) as you’ve never seen them before from 3pm to 9pm.
   

• USA NETWORK SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 MODERN FAMILY – 9/8c
  Catch the Pritchetts, Dunphys, Tucker-Pritchetts and the rest of the MODERN FAMILY crew from 9pm to 11pm. Sunday nights on USA offer MODERN FAMILY LIVE – a not-to-be-missed, real-time social activation. Fans can watch, play along on their connected device and see real-time on-air results to polls, fan meters and more. The top registered players will be featured on-air at the end of the night. Fans can login at ModernFamilyLIVE.com.
  MODERN FAMILY has settled into its second home -- five nights a week -- on USA. Grab your family and join the Dunphys and Tucker-Pritchetts for TGIMF (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family) Fridays and on Sundays get ready for Modern Family Live. Using their favorite connected device, viewers can engage with other MOFYs with a unique second screen real-time experience synced to the on-air episodes. Also on this week, don’t miss the drama of NCIS: LOS ANGELES and LAW & ORDER: SVU and every Monday night it’s the action-packed WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW.
  “Schooled” (episode 402) – 9/8c “Snip” (episode 403) – 9:30/8:30c
  “The Butler’s Escape” (episode 404) – 10/9c “Yard Sale” (episode 406) – 10:30/9:30c
   

• USA NETWORK TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1
  MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c Calling all “MOFYs!” Tune-in from 8pm to 11pm to cherish some of your favorite episodes! The series stars Ed O’Neill, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Nolan Gould and Rico Rodriguez.
  Episodes listed below: “Airport 2010” (episode 122) – 8/7c
  “Hawaii” (episode 123) – 8:30/7:30c “Family Portrait” (episode 124) – 9/8c
  “The Old Wagon” (episode 201) – 9:30/8:30c “The Kiss” (episode 202) – 10/9c
  “Earthquake” (episode 203) – 10:30/9:30c
   

• USA NETWORK TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1 LAW & ORDER: SVU – New episode from season 14 – 7/6c
   

• USA NETWORK WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 NCIS: LOS ANGELES & MODERN FAMILY – 7/6c
  Catch an episode of NCIS: LOS ANGELES at 7pm followed by two episodes of MODERN FAMILY from 8pm to 9pm. Cap off the night with two more episodes of NCIS: LOS ANGELES from 9pm to 11pm.
  Episodes listed below: “Strangers on a Treadmill” (episode 204) – 8/7c
  “Unplugged” (episode 205) – 8:30/7:30c
   

• USA NETWORK THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c
  Catch the Pritchetts, Dunphys and the rest of the MODERN FAMILY crew from 8pm to 9pm.
  Episodes listed below: “Chirp” (episode 207) – 8/7c
  “Manny Get Your Gun” (episode 208) – 8:30/7:30c
   

• USA NETWORK FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4 MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c – TGIMF (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family),
  Every Friday will be family night, otherwise known as TGIMF, (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family), when the entire brood can watch MODERN FAMILY together from 8pm to 10pm.
  Episodes listed below: “Mother Tucker” (episode 209) – 8/7c
  “Dance Dance Revelation” (episode 210) – 8:30/7:30c
  “Slow Down Your Neighbors” (episode 211) – 9/8c
  “Our Children, Ourselves” (episode 212) – 9:30/8:30c
   

• USA NETWORK SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5 NCIS: LOS ANGELES Marathon” – 9am/8c
  Enjoy a full day of NCIS: LOS ANGELES with a marathon airing from 9am to 9pm followed by episodes of MODERN FAMILY from 9pm to 11pm.
  Episodes listed below: “Planes, Trains & Cars” (episode 321) – 9/8c
  “Disneyland” (episode 322) – 9:30/8:30c “Tableau Vivant” (episode 323) – 10/9c
  “Baby on Board” (episode 324) – 10:30/9:30c
  

OTHER

• Gary Sinise Rocks the Troops
  Gary Sinise has more than acting chops. The cover interview of the September/October 2013 issue of The Saturday Evening Post tells how Sinise has a true, demonstrated commitment to improving the lives of disabled veterans. Cover
  The Saturday Evening Post September/October Cover Interview
  Indianapolis (August 26, 2013) — Gary Sinise earned more than an Oscar nod for his role as Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump. In the September/October 2013 issue of The Post, the actor tells legendary Hollywood reporter Jeanne Wolf how he was transformed by his experience playing a character who finds the courage to come to terms with his disability. Following the role, Sinise’s involvement with veterans groups snowballed and he formed the Gary Sinise Foundation to help America’s forgotten heroes. Now, nearly 20 years later, his focus on the cause has only grown stronger.
  To read the full profile and watch Sinise rock for the troops, visit saturdayeveningpost.com/gary-sinise-interview  .
   

• Official Announcement: BEAUTY & THE BEAST DVD Release Unleashed Exclusively Today At 2013 SD Comic Con! FULL DETAILS ON PREMIERE SEASON DVD RELEASE UNLEASHED EXCLUSIVELY AT SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON PANEL
  BEAUTY & THE BEAST THE FIRST SEASON DVD To Be Released on October 1
  HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (July 18, 2013) – The BEAUTY & THE BEAST – THE FIRST SEASON DVD will be released on October 1, it was announced today during a “Beauty & the Beast” panel with cast and producers at San Diego Comic-Con International 2013. Fans in attendance also received a sneak peek of the gag reel, which is included in the DVD collection from CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution.
  In addition to all 22 episodes of the first season, the six-disc DVD collection boasts numerous deleted scenes and never-before-seen featurettes.
   

• THE NEW DIVISION IS IN CHARGE AS WARNER BROS. HOME ENTERTAINMENT RELEASES  NIKITA: THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON ON BLU-RAYTM AND DVD ON OCTOBER 1, 2013 Cover art Nikita: The Complete Third Season Contains All 22 Episodes of the Hit Spy Drama’s Third Season
  Blu-RayTM Release Includes UltraVioletTM! 
  BURBANK, CA (July, 2013) – International action star Maggie Q returns as sexy superspy Nikita as Warner Bros. Home Entertainment (WBHE) releases the suspenseful Nikita: The Complete Third Season on Blu-ray and DVD. Nikita remains a Top Five series on The CW Network among Men18–49 and 25–54 and was recently renewed for a fourth and final season. Nikita: The Complete Third Season features all 22 episodes from the hit series, complete with deleted scenes and a gag reel. Nikita: The Complete Third Season will be available on Blu-rayTM and DVD October 1, 2013, for SRP $69.97 (Blu-ray) / $59.98 (DVD).
  The third season of this heart-throbbing, action-packed series features a game-changing turnaround: Division is now run by Nikita, Michael and former CIA analyst Ryan Fletcher, who has been tasked by the U.S. president to clean up after the previous regime … or else. . Hard-wired to the cause is punk rock hacker Seymour Birkhoff, along with Nikita’s protégé, Alex, and ex–Navy SEAL Sean Pierce.  Plus, Owen is back from a Russian prison, meaning the new team has all the tech, muscle and spy power they need to round up the Dirty Thirty — rogue assassins who remain at large around the globe. But Amanda has Division in her crosshairs, the Oval Office wants the job done yesterday, and the operation suffers devastating physical hits. Nikita must use every asset in her power to hunt down those agents before they wreak havoc on the world.
   

• GROUNDBREAKING SERIES NARRATED BY TOM SELLECK
  NORTH AMERICA Discovery Communications and Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment Announce the Release of North America on Blu-ray Disc and DVD on October 1
  Universal City, CA – Discovery Communications and Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment announced today the release of North America, a Discovery Channel landmark natural history series produced by Wild Horizons Ltd. and narrated by Golden Globe© winner Tom Selleck (“Magnum P.I.”), on Blu-ray Disc and DVD on October 1. In this iconic series, witness first-hand the wide scope of incredible dangers challenging our diverse and tenacious continent.
  Join the adventure as Discovery Channel journeys deep into a hidden world, crossing impossible mountains and endless deserts, diving into unexplored forests and crashing into rugged coasts to discover Earth’s most spectacular wildlife. North America showcases the unforgiving and brutal, yet beautiful, continent and the boundless rewards it offers for those brave enough to take on this land and call her home. After five years in the making, using state of the art equipment, North America premiered on May 19, 2013 and was recorded as Discovery Channel’s highest natural history performance since Life in 2010.
   

• Beverly Hillbillies: The Official Fourth Season and Petticoat Junction: The Official Third Season Arrive On DVD October 1 From CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution
  In this ultimate fish-out-of-water story, and for the first time in color, the Clampetts strike it rich in oil and move from their mountain cabin to the upscale neighborhood of Beverly Hills. Exclusively available at Wal-Mart and Sam's Club locations nationwide,
  The Beverly Hillbillies - The Official Fourth Season DVD continues to follow the hilarious Clampett family as both they and their affluent neighbors undergo a clash of cultures.
   

• Celebrating its 50th anniversary this year, the first season of the classic series entirely in color, Petticoat Junction - The Official Third Season DVD will be exclusively available at Wal-Mart and Sam's Club locations nationwide. Set in the small farming town of Hooterville, the hugely popular classic comedy follows the widowed owner of the Shady Rest Hotel and her three beautiful daughters. Petticoat Junction - The Official Third Season introduces Gunilla Hutton and Lori Saunders to the cast as Billie Jo and Bobbie Jo, joining series regulars Bea Benaderet, Edgar Buchanan and Linda Kaye Henning.
  DVD BASICS Specifications: Full Screen Format, Dolby Digital: English Mono, and English SDH Subtitles
  Rating: Not Rated Runtime: 11 hours, 27 minutes
  Suggested Retail Price: $19.96 U.S. Link To Purchase: http://bit.ly/176mSB9
   

• A Variety of New Movie Releases Arrives This October From Lionsgate Home Entertainment
  -Bryce Begins will be available on DVD October 1; Shaquille O'Neal Presents All Star Comedy Jam - Live from Atlanta will be available on DVD, Digital Download and Video on Demand October 1; 1984 Detroit Tigers World Series Collector's Edition will be available on DVD October 8; Bratz Go to Paris: The Movie will be available on DVD, Digital Download and Video on Demand October 8; The JFK Collection will be available on DVD October 22; and Little Brother, Big Trouble - A Christmas Adventure will be available on DVD, Digital Download and Video on Demand October 29.
  Follow the incredible journey of Bryce Harper, whose swing has been compared to that of the legendary Babe Ruth, when Bryce Begins arrives on DVD October 1 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Produced by 3 Penny Films in association with Major League Baseball Productions, the gripping documentary will bring viewers closer than ever before to the man who was on the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 16. Packed with swinging special features including rare footage from college, Harper's first hit, steal, home run, postseason home run and his Rookie of the Year acceptance speech, the Bryce Begins DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.98.
  Bryce Begins chronicles Harper's rise to stardom through extensive access with Harper and his family and rare footage from the years leading up to his Major League debut. Bryce Begins will take fans on a journey with one of the greatest prospects to ever play America's favorite pastime.
  -In the newest installment of the best-selling comedy series "All Star Comedy Jam," Faizon Love leads a hilarious roster hand-picked by Shaquille O'Neal including Robert Powell (College Kings of Comedy Tour), 2012 Miller Lite stand-up champion Lavar Walker (TV's "Uptown Comic"), Gina Yashere (Gina Yashere: Skinny B*tch), Finesse Mitchell (TV"s "Saturday Night Live"), Red Grant (Comedy Central Presents) with special guest
  appearance by DJ Big Tigger (TV's "BET Awards 2012").
  Shaquille O'Neal Presents All Star Comedy Jam - Live from Atlanta was filmed at the Atlanta Symphony Hall in front of a live audience during the 2013 NCAA Final Four Weekend.
   

• USA NETWORK’S CHARACTERS UNITE, R&R PARTNERS FOUNDATION’S FLIP THE SCRIPT AND COX COMMUNICATIONS ANNOUNCE “#UniteLIVE: THE CONCERT TO ROCK OUT BULLYING” FEATURING POP SENSATION CARLY RAE JEPSEN
  Students Can Enter to Win a Trip to a Surprise Location for the October 3rd Concert to Commemorate National Bullying Prevention Month
  NEW YORK – USA Network today announced a partnership between its award-winning public service initiative Characters Unite, R&R Partners Foundation’s youth anti-bullying organization Flip the Script, and Cox Communications for “#UniteLIVE: The Concert to Rock Out Bullying,” headlined by GRAMMY nominated, multi-platinum recording artist Carly Rae Jepsen. The special event will be held at a surprise location, on October 3, in commemoration of National Bullying Prevention Month.
  From August 15 through September 10, high school and middle school students ages 13 to 18 can enter a national or a Cox Communications area sweepstakes to win an all-expense paid trip to attend the concert. Ten lucky sweepstakes winners and their parents or guardians will get the rare opportunity to meet Carly Rae Jepsen and other USA talent who will be participating in the event. In a spot to air on USA Network and Cox Communications’ systems, Carly Rae Jepsen is personally inviting young people to join her and the thousands of students, parents and educators who will be coming together to raise their voices against bullying.
   

• Story of Notorious Serial Killer Brought to Life By All-Star Cast, The Frozen Ground Arriving On Blu-Ray Disc, DVD and Digital Download October 1 From Lionsgate
  The chilling thriller starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and Vanessa Hudgens Arrives On Blu-ray Disc (plus Digital HD UltraViolet), DVD (plus Digital HD UltraViolet) and Digital Download on October 1st from Lionsgate Home Entertainment.
  Based on the incredible true story of Alaska's most notorious serial killer, The Frozen Ground arrives on Blu-ray Disc (plus Digital HD UltraViolet), DVD (plus Digital UltraViolet) and Digital Download on October 1st from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. The Frozen Ground is currently available on Video on Demand. Starring Nicolas Cage (the National Treasure franchise), John Cusack (Hot Tub Time Machine, 2012) and Vanessa Hudgens (upcoming Machete Kills, Spring Breakers), the engrossing crime drama reveals the untold story of an Alaskan State Trooper who risks everything to bring a murderer to justice.
  The Frozen Ground follows Alaskan State Trooper Jack Halcombe (Cage) as he sets out to end the murderous rampage of Robert Hansen (Cusack), a serial killer who has gone unnoticed for 13 years. As the bodies of street girls start to pile up in Anchorage, fear strikes a chord with the public. Risking his life, Halcombe goes on a personal manhunt to find the killer before the next body surfaces. When a seventeen year old escapee (Hudgens) reveals key information about the case, Halcombe is finally on the trail of the killer. But will he catch him in time to save the next victim?

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC CASTLE: Valkyrie - SEASON PREMIERE
  WILL BECKETT SAY YES TO CASTLE'S PROPOSAL? FIND OUT AS SEASON 6 OF "CASTLE" BEGINS, SEPTEMBER 23 ON ABC
  Lisa Edelstein Guest Stars
  "Valkyrie" - Last season ended with Beckett wrestling over whether to take a high-profile job in DC -- a dilemma made more complicated when Castle proposed to her. In the Season 6 Premiere of "Castle," Castle and Beckett will deal with the consequences of their decisions against the backdrop of a high-stakes investigation, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Lisa Edelstein ("House") guest stars in a three-episode arc as a tough and highly-skilled Federal investigator whose appearance plays a vital role in Beckett's decision about her future.
  Guest Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Rachel McCord, Yancy Arias as Carl Villante, Jocko Sims as Matt Hendricks, Myko Olivier as Pi.
  "Valkyrie" was written by Rob Hanning and directed by John Terlesky.
  Castle Casts Chuck Alum in Time-Trippy Role
   

• ABC MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.: Pilot -- PREMIERE September 9, 2013
  AGENT PHIL COULSON IS BACK IN ACTION! THIS FALL HE ASSEMBLES A DEDICATED,
  HIGHLY SELECT GROUP OF AGENTS FOR THE WORLDWIDE LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY KNOWN AS S.H.I.E.L.D., WITH THEIR FIRST ASSIGNMENT TO TRACK DOWN AN ORDINARY MAN WITH EXTRAORDINARY POWERS - POWERS WHICH COULD HAVE DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES -- ON THE PREMIERE OF ABC'S "MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D."
  Joss Whedon, the creative genius behind the feature film "Marvel's The Avengers," one of the highest grossing films of all time, and of the iconic television series "Buffy The Vampire Slayer," has co-created "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.," a dynamic, action-packed one-hour drama that brings back Agent Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg) to lead a team of highly skilled agents to investigate extra-normal and super human people and events worldwide. The series premieres TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  These agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. have a mission: To investigate the new, the strange and the unknown around the globe, protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary.
  In the premiere episode, "Pilot," it's just after the battle of New York, and now that the existence of super heroes and aliens has become public knowledge, the world is trying to come to grips with this new reality. Agent Phil Coulson is back in action and has his eye on a mysterious group called The Rising Tide. In order to track this unseen, unknown enemy, he has assembled a small, highly select group of Agents from the worldwide law-enforcement organization known as S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division). The group's first assignment together as a team finds them trying to track down an ordinary man who has gained extraordinary powers. Powers that could have devastating consequences.
  "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." stars Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson, Ming-Na Wen as Agent Melinda May, Brett Dalton as Agent Grant Ward, Chloe Bennet as Skye, Iain De Caestecker as Agent Leo Fitz and Elizabeth Henstridge as Agent Jemma Simmons.
  Guest starring are J. August Richards as Mike, Shannon Lucio as Debbie, Ron Glass as Dr. Streiten and Bob Stephenson as Gary, with special guest star Cobie Smulders as Agent Maria Hill.
  "Pilot" was written by Joss Whedon & Jed Whedon & Maurissa Tancharoen and directed by Joss Whedon.
  "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.," Marvel's first television series, was co-created by Joss Whedon, Jed Whedon & Maurissa Tancharoen ("Dollhouse," "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"), who also serve as executive producers along with Jeph Loeb ("Smallville," "Lost," "Heroes") and Jeffrey Bell ("Angel," "Alias"). "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." is produced by ABC Studios and Marvel Television.
  A Comic Expert's Primer to ABC's 'Agents of SHIELD'
   

• ABC THE GOLDBERGS: Pilot - PREMIERE
  AS ADAM CAPTURES FAMILY LIFE ON VIDEOTAPE, BROTHER BARRY CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY WITH A PRESENT HE DOESN'T EXPECT, ON THE PREMIERE OF ABC'S "THE GOLDBERGS"
  All-star Cast Includes Wendi McLendon-Covey ("Bridesmaids"), Jeff Garlin ("Curb Your Enthusiasm") and George Segal ("Just Shoot Me")
  Before there were parenting blogs, trophies for showing up and peanut allergies, there was a simpler time called the '80s. For geeky 11-year-old Adam (Sean Giambrone), these were his wonder years, and he faced them armed with a video camera to capture all the crazy. The Goldbergs are a loving family like any other -- just with a lot more yelling. Mom Beverly (Wendi McLendon-Covey) is a classic "smother," an overbearing, overprotective matriarch who rules this brood with 100% authority and zero sense of boundaries. Dad Murray (Jeff Garlin) is gruff, hot-tempered and trying to parent without screaming. Sister Erica (Hayley Orrantia) is 17, hot, terrifying and not one to mess with. Barry (Troy Gentile) is 16, an overly emotional teen with severe middle child syndrome. Adam (Sam Giambrone) is the youngest, a camera-wielding future director who's crushing on an older woman. Rounding out the family is beloved grandfather Al "Pops" Solomon (George Segal), the wild man of the clan, a shameless Don Juan who's schooling Adam in the ways of love.
  In the premiere episode, "The Circle of Driving," Barry wakes on his birthday expecting to get a car, but is disappointed at the kitchen table when Beverly says that he's not ready for that responsibility and gives him something else that shocks him. Pops complicates matters by giving Barry the car he wants, but Beverly instantly makes her father take the car back. Meanwhile, Adam seeks Pop's advice on his crush at the local diner, on "The Goldbergs," TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 (9:01-9:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "The Goldbergs" stars Wendi McLendon-Covey ("Bridesmaids") as Beverly Goldberg, Patton Oswalt ("Ratatouille") as adult Adam Goldberg, Sean Giambrone as Adam Goldberg, Troy Gentile ("Good Luck Chuck") as Barry Goldberg, Hayley Orrantia ("The X Factor") as Erica Goldberg, with George Segal ("Just Shoot Me") as Pops Solomon and Jeff Garlin ("Curb Your Enthusiasm") as Murray Goldberg.
  Guest starring are Troy Winbush as Officer Pochinski and Brec Bassinger as Zoe.
  "The Circle of Driving" was written by Adam F. Goldberg and directed by Seth Gordon.
   

• ABC TROPHY WIFE: Pilot -- PREMIERE
  THEY SAY THE THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM WHEN KATE MARRIES THE TWICE-DIVORCED MAN OF HER DREAMS, ON THE PREMIERE OF ABC'S "TROPHY WIFE"
  Phyllis Smith ("The Office") Guest Stars
  The third time's the charm, they say, and reformed party girl Kate (Malin Akerman) is hoping that's true when she becomes the third wife of a slightly older man, Pete (Bradley Whitford). They fell into each others' arms (literally) at a karaoke bar, and flash forward a year later, Kate finds herself with an instafamily complete with three stepchildren and two ex-wives. But Kate is determined to make this work and become a part of the family no matter what, in "Trophy Wife," premiering TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In "Pilot," Kate feels she's still proving herself to Pete's ex-wives and the kids, so she offers to handle a parent-teacher meeting at Warren's (Ryan Scott Lee) school. Unfortunately she finds Warren's mom, Diane (Marcia Gay Harden), there as well, and things just spiral out of control when a vodka incident leaves Kate in a compromising position and another child locks himself inside a car. It all comes hilariously to a head back at home - just another day in the life of this new, big, blended family.
  "Trophy Wife" stars Malin Akerman ("27 Dresses") as Kate, Bradley Whitford ("The West Wing") as Pete, Michaela Watkins ("Saturday Night Live") as Jackie, Natalie Morales ("Parks and Recreation") as Meg, Ryan Scott Lee ("Super 8") as Warren, Gianna LePera as Hillary, Albert Tsai ("How I Met Your Mother") as Bert and Marcia Gay Harden ("Into the Wild," "Damages") as Diane.
  Guest cast in "Pilot" includes Phyllis Smith as Mrs. Steinberg, Alisha Boe as Chelsea Trassen, Raymond Lee as pet store clerk, Murray Gershenz as elderly man, Zachary Mitchell as Charley, Will Weldon as graduate 1, Karan Soni as graduate 2 and Jona Xiao as graduate 3.
  "Pilot" was written by Emily Halpern & Sarah Haskins, and directed by Jason Moore.
  The series was created by Sarah Haskins & Emily Halpern and is loosely based on Haskins' real life. They serve as executive producers alongside Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky ("The Office"). Malin Akerman is producer. "Trophy Wife" is produced by ABC Studios. It airs in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's HDTV format, with 5.1 sound. This program carries a TV-PG,D,L parental guideline.
   

• ABC LUCKY 7: Pilot -- PREMIERE
  SEVEN GOLD STAR GAS N' SHOP EMPLOYEES CELEBRATE AS THEIR IMPOSSIBLE DREAM OF WINNING THE LOTTERY COMES TRUE, ON THE PREMIERE OF "LUCKY 7,"
  TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 ON THE ABC TELEVISION NETWORK
  What would you do if you won the lottery? How would it change your life? Follow a group of seven gas station employees in Queens, New York, who have been chipping into a lottery pool for years, never thinking they'd actually win. They need to be careful what they wish for, because while the money could solve problems for each of them, it will forever change the close-knit bonds these friends have formed, in ABC's new drama, "Lucky 7," premiering TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC television Network.
  In the premiere episode, "Pilot," the Gold Star pals have never lost hope that they could potentially cash in on the winnings of a lifetime. Matt Korzak(Matt Long) could get his very pregnant girlfriend, Mary Lavecchia (Christine Evangelista), and their other child out of his mother's house. Matt's brother, Nicky (Stephen Louis Grush), an ex-con, could pay off a dangerous debt and pursue the crush he has on co-worker Samira Lashari (Summer Bishil). Samira, a second-generation Pakistani immigrant and a talented musician, could finally afford to go to her dream school, Juilliard. Denise Dibinsky (Lorraine Bruce), the tender-hearted Gold Star cashier, is struggling to lose weight and regain her former glory, but the winnings could provide an opportunity for her to rebuild her crumbling marriage. Leanne Maxwell (Anastasia Phillips), a single mother, will try to keep her past hidden despite the spotlight the lottery win puts on her. Bob Harris (Isiah Whitlock, Jr.), the store's manager and quite possibly the nices man in the world, wants to buy the Gold Star and make it into the perfect workplace. And cheerful and charming Antonio Clemente (Luis Antonio Ramos) will discover ways to capitalize on the group's win in order to give his wife, Bianca (Alex Castillo), and their three kids a whole new life.
  With their circumstances changed by the lottery win, these "Lucky 7" will need to overcome obstacles, reach down deep to examine their values and find out who they really are if they're to enjoy their newfound wealth. You'd think they'd have millions of reasons to celebrate -- but will they?
  "Lucky 7" stars Summer Bishil ("Towelhead") as Samira Lashari, Lorraine Bruce ("Eden Lake") as Denise Dibinsky, Christine Evangelista as Mary Lavecchia, Stephen Louis Grush ("Detroit 1-8-7") as Nicky Korzak, Matt Long ("Private Practice") as Matt Korzak, Anastasia Phillips ("Stoked") as Leanne Maxwell, Luis Antonio Ramos ("The Ruins") as Antonio Clemente and Isiah Whitlock, Jr. ("The Wire") as Bob Harris.
  Guest starring in "Pilot" are Alex Castillo as Bianca Clemente, Chris McGarry as Ted Dibinsky Rizwan Manji as Ahsan, Mimi Kuzyk as Ruth.
  "Lucky 7," based on the British hit "The Syndicate," was written by David Zabel ("ER," "Detroit 1-8-7") and Jason Richman ("Detroit 1-8-7") and is executive-produced by Steven Spielberg, Darryl Frank, Justin Falvey, Zabel and Richman. The pilot was directed by Paul McGuigan. "Lucky 7" is produced by ABC Studios and Amblin Television and is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format with a 5.1 channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-PG,D,L parental guideline.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Drop Off - SEASON PREMIERE
  A SHORT DRIVE TURNS INTO AN ETERNITY AS THE HECKS TRY TO MOVE AXL INTO
  HIS COLLEGE DORM, ON THE SEASON 5 PREMIERE OF ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Two-time Emmy winner Patricia Heaton stars in this warm and witty single-camera comedy about raising a family and lowering your expectations. Middle-aged, middle class and living in the middle of the country in Orson, Indiana, Frankie Heck is a harried wife and mother of three who uses her wry wit and sense of humor to get her family through each day intact. Having been fired as the least successful sales woman at the town's only surviving car dealership, Frankie re-evaluated her career path and is now working as a dental assistant. Her unflappable husband, Mike, is manager at the local quarry and her sardonic partner in the daily grind that is raising their average - yes, most definitely average - family.
  In the fifth season premiere episode, "The Drop Off," airing WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network, against Axl's wishes, Frankie insists on having the entire Heck family along for the ride as they drive to his college to move him into his dorm. But the short drive turns into an eternity when Sue freaks out after discovering that Frankie forgot to fax in her essay to be a candidate for Junior Peer Leadership Advisor, and Brick proves once again that he can't be trusted when he keeps losing his new cell phone.
  Guest starring are Rebecca Metz as saleslady, Michael Busch as Kopy Shop worker, Tommy Bechtold as Kenny, George Pond as student no. 1 and John Mark Loudermilk as student no. 2.
  "The Drop Off" was written by DeAnn Heline & Eileen Heisler and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC BACK IN THE GAME: Pilot -- PREMIERE
  TERRY HAS TO FACE HER PAST - AND BASEBALL -- WHEN SHE MOVES BACK IN WITH
  HER FATHER AND RELUCTANTLY TAKES ON A COACHING JOB FOR A TEAM OF MISFITS, ON THE PREMIERE OF NEW ABC COMEDY "BACK IN THE GAME"
  "Pilot" - Terry Gannon Jr. was an All-Star softball player until life threw her a couple of curve balls -- a baby, a lost college scholarship and a cheating loser for a husband. After striking out on her own, Terry and her son, Danny, move back in with her estranged father, Terry Sr., aka "The Cannon." As hard as Terry tries to keep Danny away from the sports-driven lifestyle that corrupted her youth, Danny continues to be interested in baseball, so when Danny and a group of other athletically-challenged hopefuls fail to make the local youth baseball team, Terry reluctantly offers to coach the team of misfits, on the premiere of "Back in the Game," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Back in the Game" stars James Caan as Terry "The Cannon" Gannon, Sr., Maggie Lawson as Terry Gannon, Jr., Ben Koldyke as Dick Slingbaugh, Griffin Gluck as Danny Gannon, Lenora Crichlow as Lulu Lovette, JJ Totah as Michael, Kennedy Waite as Vanessa, Cooper Roth as David Slingbaugh and Brandon Salgado as Dudley.
  "Pilot" was written by Robb and Mark Cullen and directed by John Requa and Glenn Ficarra.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Suddenly Last Summer + First Days - SEASON PREMIERE
  SEASON FIVE OPENS WITH SOMETHING SO BIG, YOU'LL WANT TO SPEND A FULL HOUR WITH "MODERN FAMILY" -- AND CAN - WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 ON THE ABC TELEVISION NETWORK
  ABC's acclaimed hit comedy, "Modern Family," returns for its fifth season with a special one-hour event, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. In the first half of the hour -- "Suddenly, Last Summer" -- the family is in the throes of summer activities: Phil and Claire are trying to orchestrate a kid-free week by coordinating Luke's camp with Haley's beach trip and Alex's volunteering excursion; Jay and Gloria are getting Manny ready for his first solo trip back to Colombia; and Mitch and Cam make it a summer to remember. In the second half-hour - "First Days" -- Luke and Manny have their first day at high school, which proves to be harder for Phil and Gloria than for the boys. Elsewhere, Claire makes her big return to the workforce at Jay's closet company and is a little rusty on her first day, and Cam starts a new substituting gig at the high school, leaving Mitch to try to juggle Lily's first day in 1st grade and a very important meeting at work.
  Guest cast for "Suddenly, Last Summer" includes Lauren Pritchard as waitress, Courtney Grosbeck as Carly, Jill Matson-Sachoff as Kate, aka Carly's mom, Phil Young as man. "Suddenly, Last Summer" was written by Jeffrey Richman and directed by James Bagdonas.
  Guest cast for "First Days" includes Justin Kirk as Charlie Bingham, J.P. Manoux as Todd, Andrew Daly as Principal Brown, David Haydn-Jones as director, Mitchell Edmonds as Albert, Nicholas Hormann as Roy, Craig Welzbacher as office worker, Marsha Kramer as Margaret, Evan Hofer as big guy, Kenny Ridwan as student, Zachary Mitchell as Tyler and Caleb Thomas as freshman boy. "First Days" was written by Paul Corrigan and Brad Walsh, and directed by Steven Levitan.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: I Fall to Pieces - SEASON PREMIERE
  DEACON AND RAYNA TRY TO HEAL THEIR WOUNDS AFTER THEIR TRAUMATIC CRASH, ON THE SEASON 2 PREMIERE OF ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Juliette Continues Her Pursuit to Become the Reigning "Queen of Country"
  "I Fall to Pieces" - After the crash, Rayna is in a coma and Deacon is left to wait on his pending jail sentence. Teddy is still shell-shocked about Peggy's pregnancy and struggles to understand where he belongs... Is it by Rayna's side with his daughters? Meanwhile, Maddie grapples with the revelation that Deacon is her father and, feeling alone, turns to Juliette, unwittingly revealing the details of what happened before the traumatic crash. And Gunnar and Scarlett's relationship becomes even more complicated after the proposal, so they turn to their friends, Will and Zoey, for support, on the Season 2 Premiere of "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Powers Booth as Lamar Wyatt, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy Kenter, Judith Hoag as Tandy Hampton, Chaley Rose as Zoey, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn Goodman, Derek Krantz as Brent, Melvin Ray Kearney II as Bo, Christina Chang as Megan Vannoy, Jim Gleason as Dr. Lewis, Lindsay Ayliffe as Judge Belson, Bianca Malinowski as Laycee, Anne Holt as news reporter, Jon Berry as assistant candidate, Ashley Pereira as Savannah, Claudia Church as female doctor, Jamie Mann as guard, Jasmine White as nurse, Michael Rose as Justin Ramer and Todd Allen Durkin as Walter.
  "I Fall to Pieces" was written by Dee Johnson and directed by Michael Waxman.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Seal Our Fate + I Want You With Me - SEASON PREMIERE
  THE DEVASTATION LEFT BY THE STORM RATTLES THE HOSPITAL, AND THE LIFE
  OF ONE OF GREY SLOAN MEMORIAL'S FINEST HANGS IN THE BALANCE, ON THE SEASON 10 PREMIERE OF ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "Seal Our Fate / I Want You With Me" - "Grey's Anatomy" returns for its monumental tenth season with a two-hour event, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. In the first hour, "Seal Our Fate" (9:00-10:00 p.m.), the Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital doctors are faced with the devastation left by the storm. A giant mudslide in Seattle injures a group of first responders and citizens, causing the already shorthanded ER to spring into action. Meanwhile, Meredith is faced with a tough decision that will affect the life of a loved one, Callie is rocked by the reality of Arizona's infidelity, and Richard's life is in extreme danger. In the second hour, "I Want You With Me" (10:00-11:00 p.m.), the fight continues to save those affected by the storm, Callie makes a bold decision regarding her relationship, and the doctors come together upon receiving devastating news.
  Guest cast for "Seal Our Fate" includes Veronica Cartwright as Lydia Ashford, Tina Majorino as Dr. Heather Brooks, Heather Hemmens as Sasha and Bobby Campo as Brian. "Seal Our Fate" was written by Joan Rater and directed by Rob Corn.
  Guest cast for "I Want You With Me" is TBA. "I Want You With Me" was written by Debora Cahn and directed by Chandra Wilson.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: Driving Lessons
  MIKE REALLY LIKES TEACHING EVE HOW TO DRIVE, BUT THINKS VANESSA SHOULD TAKE OVER SO SHE CAN SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH HER, ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  "Driving Lessons" - Although Mike is having a great time teaching Eve how to drive, he thinks Vanessa should take over so she can have a chance to bond with her daughter. Meanwhile, Mandy is annoyed with Mike's constant requests to her boyfriend, Kyle, to work around the house, on "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Driving Lessons" was written by Mike Teverbaugh and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC ON ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS" (9/27)
  IT'S AN EARLY APRIL FOOLS' AS LARRY TRIES TO PULL AN EPIC PRANK ON THE WEAVERS, ON ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  "September Fools" - Larry sets out to pull an epic prank on the Weavers after they explain to him what April Fools' Day is. Meanwhile Reggie, with help from Jackie, tries to convince Amber that he doesn't have feelings for his Zabvronian soulmate (guest star Megan Park as Jane), on "The Neighbors," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Megan Park as Jane, Kevin Thompson as Skip, Tracey Thompson as Melanie, Blaise Miller as the Photographer.
  "September Fools" was written by Kirker Butler and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• AMC Low Winter Sun 7:15 "There Was a Girl" The DPD catches a break on the McCann case; Damon and Maya's freedom is threatened; and a confrontation occurs between Geddes and Frank.
   

• Cartoon Network Season Two of China, IL Premieres on Adult Swim Sunday, September 22 at 11:30 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Adult Swim Enrolls In A Second Outrageously Hedonistic Year at The University of China, IL
  China, IL returns with new half hour episodes on Sunday, September 22th at 11:30 p.m.
  Don’t hit snooze! China, IL, created by Brad Neely, crashes back into your life this September to teach absolutely no wisdom, intelligent anecdotes or beneficial lessons. Study at your own risk. All-new half hour episodes premiere on Sunday, September 22 at 11:30 p.m. (ET/PT) on Adult Swim.
  The University of China, IL is the worst college in America. Adult Swim’s animated series China, IL is a reverse Animal House where the teachers are crazy and the students just want to learn. The animated series centers around Steve and Frank Smith, brothers who teach in the History Department, their TA Pony Merks, a lovable idiot named Baby Cakes, as well as a host of students and professors.
  In the new season fans can watch as Baby Cakes becomes China, IL’s Robin Hood after The Dean raises tuition to $500,000 a year, Frank desperately attempts to recreate a perfect lecture he’s given, and former President Ronald Reagan returns. In season two, the series has also expanded from its original 15-minute episodes to half hour episodes and is jam-packed with over 50 original songs written and performed by Brad Neely.
  China, IL season two stars voice talent including Brad Neely, Greta Gerwig, Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan, Jeffrey Tambor, Gary Anthony Williams, Chelsea Peretti, Hannibal Buress, Ryan Flynn, Dave Coulier, Michele Buteau, EG Daily, James Hong, Tommy Blacha, Robert Clotworthy and Jason Walden.
   

• CBS ON THEIR WAY TO ROBIN AND BARNEY’S WEDDING, THE GANG EACH DEALS WITH PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES THAT MAY ALTER THEIR LIVES FOREVER, ON THE NINTH SEASON PREMIERE, OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, SEPT. 23
  Sherri Shepherd (“The View”) Guest Stars as Daphne, a Woman on the Same Flight as Marshall; and Wayne Brady (“Let’s Make a Deal”) Returns as Barney’s Brother, James
  "The Locket"— On their way to Long Island for their wedding weekend, Robin and Barney come across a startling family discovery. Meanwhile, Marshall sees something online that changes the course of his entire journey back east, and Lily confronts Ted about letting go of Robin, on the ninth season premiere, of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Sept. 23 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Sherri Shepherd (“The View”) guest stars as Daphne, a woman on the same flight as Marshall; and Wayne Brady (“Let’s Make a Deal”) returns as Barney’s brother, James.
   

• CBS BARNEY COPES WITH THE NEWS OF JAMES’ IMPENDING DIVORCE, AND MARSHALL RACES TO MAKE IT TO NEW YORK IN TIME FOR THE WEDDING, ON "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, SEPT. 23
  Special Episode to Air Immediately Following the Season Premiere
  Wayne Brady (“Let’s Make a Deal”) Returns as Barney’s Brother, James; Sherri Shepherd (“The View”) Guest Stars as Daphne, a Woman on the Same Flight as Marshall and Roger Bart (“Desperate Housewives”) Guest Stars as Curtis, the Front Desk Clerk at the Hotel
  "Coming Back" — When James reveals that he is getting divorced, Robin worries about how Barney will take the news. Meanwhile, Marshall races to find a way to get to New York in time for the wedding, and Ted deals with being alone at a romantic hotel, on a special HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, immediately following the season premiere Monday, Sept. 23 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Wayne Brady (“Let’s Make a Deal”) returns as Barney’s brother, James, Sherri Shepherd (“The View”) guest stars as Daphne, a woman on the same flight as Marshall and Roger Bart (“Desperate Housewives”) guest stars as the front desk clerk at the hotel.
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS BUSINESS BOOMS FOR MAX AND CAROLINE’S NEW CUPCAKE WALK-UP WINDOW WHEN WORD SPREADS ABOUT A SHOCKING INCIDENT INVOLVING A ROCK STAR, ON THE THIRD SEASON PREMIERE OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, SEPT. 23
  “And the Soft Opening” – Business booms for Max and Caroline’s new cupcake walk-up window when word spreads about a shocking incident involving a rock star, on the third season premiere of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, Sept. 23 (9:00 – 9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Patrick King
  DIRECTED BY: Don Scardino
   

• CBS ANNA FARIS AND ALLISON JANNEY STAR IN THE NEW COMEDY “MOM,” PREMIERING MONDAY, SEPT. 23
  Editor’s note: The end time for this episode has been changed to 10:01 PM, ET/PT.
  “Pilot” – Christy, a newly sober single mother, is trying to get her life together. She is challenged when her estranged mother, Bonnie, comes back into the picture, on the series premiere of MOM, Monday, Sept. 23 (9:30-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  MOM is a comedy from executive producer Chuck Lorre starring Anna Faris as Christy, a waitress at a posh Napa Valley establishment who is four months clean and doing her best to be a good mom and overcome a history of questionable choices. Her sobriety is tested when her recovering alcoholic mom, Bonnie, played by Emmy Award winner Allison Janney, reappears chock-full of passive-aggressive insights into Christy’s many mistakes. Bonnie joins Christy’s already complicated circle of relationships: her handsome, married boss – and lover – Gabriel; the restaurant’s hot-tempered chef, Rudy; her pretty, 16-going-on-25-year-old daughter, Violet; her sweet but overly honest son, Roscoe; her irresponsible ex and Roscoe’s father, Baxter; and Violet’s clueless boyfriend, Luke. Christy tries to remain positive as she pursues her new path in life, but she faces an uphill battle, surrounded by a dubious support system – and a copious amount of dysfunction.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Gemma Baker
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Gemma Baker
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS TONI COLLETTE, DYLAN McDERMOTT AND TATE DONOVAN STAR IN THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “HOSTAGES,” MONDAY, SEPT. 23
  Editor’s note: The start time for this episode has been changed to 10:01 PM, ET/PT.
  “Pilot” – After Dr. Ellen Sanders, a prominent Washington D.C. surgeon, is handpicked to operate on the President of the United States, rogue FBI agent Duncan Carlisle and armed intruders suddenly take her and her family hostage. Scared and bewildered, Ellen soon learns the reason: unless she assassinates the President during surgery, her captors will kill them all, on the series premiere of HOSTAGES, Monday, Sept. 23 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  HOSTAGES, from executive producer Jerry Bruckheimer, stars Emmy Award winner Toni Collette and Golden Globe Award winner Dylan McDermott in a high-octane suspense drama about Dr. Ellen Sanders, a premiere surgeon thrust into a chilling political conspiracy when her family is taken hostage by rogue FBI Agent Duncan Carlisle. Ellen and her family are held captive in their home by Carlisle, a desperate man doing the wrong thing for the right reasons, who orders her to assassinate the President when she operates on him. His highly skilled accomplices include his brother-in-law Kramer, whose loyalty to Carlisle will be tested; quick-tempered and intimidating Archer, an ex-military man with a razor-sharp tongue; and the only woman involved, Sandrine, a mysterious last-minute replacement to the team. With her family’s life in peril, Ellen faces an incomprehensible moral dilemma in order to save her overbearing husband Brian, her secretive daughter Morgan and her not-so-innocent son Jake. In this high-stakes standoff between Ellen and Carlisle, fraught with tremendous national and personal consequences, the choices between right and wrong become even more blurred.
  WRITTEN BY: Jeffrey Nachmanoff
  DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Nachmanoff
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• CBS FOLLOWING AN EXPLOSION AT A D.C. BLACK-TIE AFFAIR, PARSONS ASSUMES A NEW ROLE WITHIN THE NCIS AGENCY, WHILE GIBBS’ TEAM REMAINS DOWN THREE AGENTS, ON THE 11TH SEASON PREMIERE OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 24
  Guest Stars Include Colin Hanks as Department of Defense IG Investigator Richard Parsons and Joe Spano as Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell
  “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” – An explosion at a D.C. event that results in a casualty connected to the agency changes Parsons’ perspective on Gibbs and the NCIS team. Meanwhile, without badges, DiNozzo and McGee investigate the case as civilians, despite the case’s dangerous ties to each of them, on the 11th season premiere of NCIS, Tuesday, Sept. 24 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Colin Hanks as Department of Defense IG Investigator Richard Parsons and Joe Spano as Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell.
   

• CBS THE NCIS: LA TEAM LOCATES A TORTURED SAM AND DEEKS, BUT LIVES ARE STILL IN JEOPARDY AS THE SEARCH FOR STOLEN NUCLEAR WEAPONS CONTINUES, ON THE FIFTH SEASON PREMIERE OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 24
  Guest Stars Include Aunjanue Ellis as Michelle Hanna, Christopher Lambert as Marcel Janvier and Timothy V. Murphy as Isaak Sidorov
  “Ascension” – While Sam and Deeks recover from traumatic torture that will have a lasting impact on their personal and professional relationships, lives are still in jeopardy as the NCIS: LA team searches for stolen nuclear weapons, on the fifth season premiere of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, Sept. 24 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Aunjanue Ellis as Michelle Hanna, Christopher Lambert as Marcel Janvier and Timothy V. Murphy as Isaak Sidorov.
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
  DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara
   

• CBS IT'S FLEET WEEK IN NEW YORK CITY, MAKING THE HUNT FOR ONE U.S. NAVAL OFFICER AMONG A SEA OF SAILORS EVEN MORE DIFFICULT, ON THE THIRD SEASON PREMIERE OF "PERSON OF INTEREST," ON A NEW NIGHT, TUESDAY, SEPT. 24
  “Liberty” – The Machine, now completely self-governed with its whereabouts unknown, resumes giving Finch its “irrelevant” numbers for people in danger, which include a U.S. naval officer in town for Fleet Week. However, with so many sailors flooding the streets of New York City, finding the officer in time presents an even bigger challenge for Reese and Shaw. Meanwhile, Carter has been demoted to a patrol officer as a result of her being set up by the corrupt police crime organization HR, and sets a plan in motion to eradicate them for good. Also, Root tests the boundaries of her new asylum surroundings, on the third season premiere of PERSON OF INTEREST, Tuesday, Sept. 24 (10:00 – 11:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Greg Plageman and Denise Thé
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Fisher
   

• CBS THE SEARCH FOR A METHODICAL KILLER TAKES THE BAU TO ARIZONA, AND THE TEAM THINKS HOTCH WANTS TO BE THE NEW UNIT CHIEF, ON THE NINTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 25
  Guest Stars Include Emmy Award-Winning Actress Camryn Manheim as
  Carla Hines and Fred Koehler as Her Son, Wallace Hines
  “The Inspiration” – The hunt for a methodical killer takes the BAU to Arizona to search for an increasingly devolving UnSub, and the team speculates that Hotch is in the running to be the new BAU unit chief, on the ninth season premiere of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, Sept. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Emmy Award-winning actress Camryn Manheim as Carla Hines and Fred Koehler as her son, Wallace Hines.
  WRITTEN BY: Janine Sherman Barrois, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Glenn Kershaw
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM RACES TO FIND MORGAN AND ELLIE BRASS FOLLOWING THEIR KIDNAPPING, ON THE 14th SEASON PREMIERE OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 25
  Guest Stars Include Eric Roberts as Brother Daniel Larson,
  James Callis as Writer John Merchiston, Tim Matheson as Oliver Tate, Annabella Sciorra as Nancy Brass and Teal Redmann as Ellie Brass
  "The Devil and D.B. Russell" — D.B. Russell leads the CSI team on a hunt to find Morgan and Ellie Brass following their kidnapping by a ritualistic killer, on the 14th season premiere of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, Sept. 25 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Eric Roberts as Brother David Larson, James Callis as writer John Merchiston, Tim Matheson as Oliver Tate, Annabella Sciorra as Nancy Brass and Teal Redmann as Ellie Brass.
  STORY BY: Christopher Barbour
  TELEPLAY BY: Christopher Barbour & Don McGill
   

• CBS SHELDON AND PENNY SHARE INTIMATE SECRETS WHILE LEONARD IS AWAY AT SEA, ON THE SEVENTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE BIG BANG THEORY” THURSDAY, SEPT. 26
  Regina King returns as Mrs. Davis
  “The Hofstadter Insufficiency”- With Leonard away, Sheldon and Penny spend quality time together sharing intimate secrets. Also, Wolowitz helps Raj get over his ex-girlfriend, on the seventh season premiere of THE BIG BANG THEORY Thursday, Sept. 26 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Regina King returns as Mrs. Davis, the University’s Director of Employee Relations.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Steve Molaro & Tara Hernandez
  TELEPLAY BY: Eric Kaplan & Jim Reynolds & Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS LEONARD CRUSHES SHELDON’S FEELINGS WHEN HE RETURNS FROM THE NORTH SEA, ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY” THURSDAY, SEPT. 26
  Special Episode to Air Immediately Following the Season Premiere
  “The Deception Verification” – Leonard’s friendship with Sheldon is put to the test when he returns from the North Sea. Meanwhile, Wolowitz’s relationship with his mother causes an unusual threat to his masculinity, on a special THE BIG BANG THEORY, immediately following the season premiere, Thursday, Sept. 26 (8:31 – 9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kevin Sussman returns as Stuart, the comic-book store owner.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Eric Kaplan & Jim Reynolds
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro & Steve Holland & Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS ROBIN WILLIAMS, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, JAMES WOLK, HAMISH LINKLATER AND AMANDA SETTON STAR IN THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “THE CRAZY ONES,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 26
  Grammy Award Winner Kelly Clarkson Guest Stars
  “Pilot” – Simon must pull out all the stops and convince Grammy Award winner Kelly Clarkson to record a new twist on a classic advertising jingle for their biggest client, on the series premiere of THE CRAZY ONES, Thursday, Sept. 26 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  Academy Award winner Robin Williams returns to series television in THE CRAZY ONES, a single-camera workplace comedy about a larger-than-life advertising genius whose unorthodox methods and unpredictable behavior would get him fired… if he weren’t the boss. Simon Roberts is the head of a powerful agency with the biggest clients and brands in the world, but even more important to him is having his daughter Sydney by his side. As his partner, Sydney is Simon’s exact opposite – focused, organized and eager to make a name for herself, but also too busy parenting her father, which she’d resent if he wasn’t so brilliant at what he does. Joining them in the firm are the dashing and talented Zach, art director Andrew, who’s as hard-working as he is neurotic, and the beautiful and deceptively smart assistant Lauren. With his team and his daughter behind him, Simon continues to set the advertising world on fire, and it looks like they are definitely buying what these crazy ones are selling.
  WRITTEN BY: David E. Kelley
  DIRECTED BY: Jason Winer
   

• CBS ALAN IS SHOCKED WHEN CHARLIE’S 25-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SHOWS UP AT WALDEN’S BEACH HOUSE, ON THE 11TH SEASON PREMIERE OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 26
  Amber Tamblyn (“Joan of Arcadia”) Plays Charlie’s Long-Lost Daughter, Jenny
  “Nangnangnangnang” – Alan is shocked when Charlie’s 25-year-old daughter shows up at Walden’s beach house to connect with what’s left of her family, and who happens to like everything her dad liked – including women – on the 11th season premiere of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Sept. 26 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Amber Tamblyn (“Joan of Arcadia”) plays Charlie’s long-lost illegitimate daughter, Jenny.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Susan McMartin
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS HOLMES AND WATSON HEAD TO LONDON TO HELP A FORMER COLLEAGUE WITH AN UNSOLVED CASE, ON THE SECOND SEASON PREMIERE OF “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 26
  Filmed on Location in London, England
  Rhys Ifans Guest Stars as Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock’s Estranged Brother
  “Step Nine” – Holmes and Watson travel to London to help track down an old mentor and investigate an unsolved mystery. Meanwhile, Mycroft Holmes (Rhys Ifans), Sherlock’s estranged brother, reunites with Sherlock and reveals some secrets of his own, on the second season premiere of ELEMENTARY, Thursday, Sept. 26 (10:01 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Filmed on location in London, England.
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producers Robert Doherty and Craig Sweeny
  DIRECTED BY: John Polson
   

• CBS AFTER GUNMEN STORM FIVE-0 HEADQUARTERS, McGARRETT MUST BREAK THE LAW TO FIND A KIDNAPPED CATHERINE, ON THE FOURTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” ON A NEW NIGHT, FRIDAY, SEPT. 27
  Chi McBride Guest Stars as SWAT Captain Lou Grover, a Character That First Appeared in an Episode of the Original "Hawaii Five-0" Series, and Henry Ian Cusick Guest Stars as a Member of a Terrorist Organization
  “Aloha ke kahi I ke kahi*” – After McGarrett and Wo Fat narrowly escape from maximum security, gunmen storm Five-0 headquarters, compromising Kono and Adam's secret location in Hong Kong and forcing McGarrett to break the law and turn on his own in order to find a kidnapped Catherine, on the fourth season premiere of HAWAII FIVE-0, on a new night, Friday, Sept. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Chi McBride guest stars as SWAT Captain Lou Grover, a character that first appeared in an episode of the original “Hawaii Five-0” series. Henry Ian Cusick guest stars as a member of a terrorist organization.
  (*Aloha ke kahi I ke kahi is Hawaiian for “We Need Each Other”)
  WRITTEN BY: Peter M. Lenkov and Ken Solarz
  DIRECTED BY: Bryan Spicer
   

• CBS TENSIONS ARE HIGH IN THE REAGAN HOUSEHOLD WHEN ERIN DROPS THE CHARGES AGAINST A SUSPECT WANTED IN THE DEATH OF AN NYPD OFFICER, ON THE FOURTH SEASON PREMIERE OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, SEPT. 27
  "Unwritten Rules" — When an armed robbery ends with the death of a police officer, Frank makes it a mission for the NYPD to bring the suspect to justice. However, tensions run high in the Reagan household when Erin drops the charges and releases the suspect due to lack of evidence, on the fourth season premiere of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, Sept. 27 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Ian Biederman
  DIRECTED BY: David Barrett
   

• Comedy Central South Park "Let Go, Let Gov" New Wed, Sep 25 7:00 PM
  In the Season 17 premiere, Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers.
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
   [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of BONES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
    BRENNAN AND BOOTH GO UNDERCOVER AT A MARRIAGE RETREAT ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
  John Ratzenberger (“Cheers,” “Toy Story”) Guest-Stars
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Adam Pak, a management consultant whose remains were found being eaten by bobcats. When evidence leads the team to a marriage retreat site, Brennan and Booth go undercover as previous personas “Roxie” and “Tony” to try to find more evidence. While at the retreat, Brennan and Booth meet fellow married couple Bill (guest star Ratzenberger) and Evelyn (guest star Millicent Martin) Schumacher, whose relationship seems a little too perfect. Meanwhile, Cam gets mistakenly arrested when her identity is stolen and Sweets decides to take a leave from the FBI in the all-new “The Cheat in the Retreat” episode of BONES airing Monday, Sept. 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-902) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Pej Vahdat as Arastoo Vaziri; Millicent Martin as Evelyn Schumacher; John Ratzenberger as Bill Schumacher; Yancey Arias as Shaman Little River; Greg Rikkaart as Jeffrey Baxter; Carrie Wiita as Kelly Pak/Goodman; Tim Peper as Mark Baxter; Brittany Ishibashi as Emma Pak; Cleavon R. McClendon III as Chase Sanchez; David A. Cooper as Cop; Beth Crosby as Tonya Gluzman.
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
  — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ICHABOD AND ABBIE TRY TO DETERMINE WHICH WITCH IS WHICH? ON AN ALL-NEW “SLEEPY HOLLOW” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
  Still adjusting to his 21st century reality, ICHABOD CRANE (Tom Mison) and Det. ABBIE MILLS (Nicole Beharie) move forward in their mission to unravel the mysteries lurking in Sleepy Hollow. A frightful vision from Ichabod’s former wife, KATRINA (Katia Winter), sends the unlikely duo on the hunt for a vengeful witch from the 1700s who has been awoken by unknown evils and is on a path of destruction in the all-new “Blood Moon” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Monday, Sept. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-102) (TV-14 L, V)
  Read our Review!
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of DADS, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “DADS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ELI AND WARNER FIND A WAY TO GET ALONG WITH THEIR DADS ON AN ALL-NEW “DADS” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
  Ghost Child Games is in need of a new video game concept. So WARNER (Giovanni Ribisi) and VERONICA (Brenda Song) encourage ELI (Seth Green) to revert to his tried-and-true method of coming up with ideas: “medicinally enhanced” baked goods. But the guys discover an even better use for the treats when their pain-in-the-neck dads, DAVID (Peter Riegert) and CRAWFORD (Martin Mull), start eating them and totally mellowing out in the all-new “Heckuva Job, Brownie” episode of DADS airing Tuesday, Sept. 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DDS-102) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Cast: Seth Green as Eli Sachs; Giovanni Ribisi as Warner Whittemore; Peter Riegert as David Sachs; Martin Mull as Crawford Whittemore; Vanessa Lachey as Camila Whittemore; Brenda Song as Veronica and Tonita Castro as Edna. Read our Review!
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
  --“BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JAKE GETS ASSIGNED A SMALL CASE THAT TEACHES HIM A BIG LESSON ON AN ALL-NEW “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
  When JAKE (Andy Samberg) is late for roll call, Captain RAY HOLT (Andre Braugher) assigns him to a graffiti case that Jake feels is below his level. However, when the culprit turns out to be the Deputy Commissioner’s son, the case becomes a major problem. Meanwhile, GINA’s (Chelsea Peretti) psychic friend visits the precinct and gets inside CHARLES’ (Joe Lo Truglio) head in the all-new “The Tagger” episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Tuesday, Sept. 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BRK-102) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Michael Grant as Trevor; James M. Connor as Deputy Commissioner Podolski; Artemis Pebdani as Carlene. Read our Review!
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS TURNS TO NICK TO HELP HER DEAL WITH “MEAN GIRL” TEACHERS AT HER NEW JOB ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 ON FOX
  Merritt Wever (“Nurse Jackie”), Dreama Walker (“Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23”), Angela Kinsey (“The Office”), Brenda Song (DADS), Eva Amurri Martino (“That’s My Boy”) and Emily Ratajkowski (“Blurred Lines” Music Video) Guest-Star
  When Jess desperately tries to fit in with a clique of “mean girl” teachers at her new school, she (mistakenly) turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Meanwhile, an office party is anything but fun for Schmidt, and Winston plots revenge while cat-sitting for Daisy (guest star Song), whom he suspects is cheating on him in the all-new “Nerd” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, Sept. 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-302) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Merritt Wever as Elizabeth; Dreama Walker as Molly; Angela Kinsey as Rose, Eva Amurri Martino as Beth; Brenda Song as Daisy; Curtis Armstrong as Dr. Foster; Emily Ratajkowski as Kiki; Mark Proksch as Dan
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S LAHIRI VS. LEOTARD ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
  James Franco (“127 Hours”) Guest-Stars; NBA Player Kris Humphries Makes Guest Cameo 
  As Mindy adjusts to her long-distance relationship with Casey, she also must adjust to the fact that she is no longer the office’s “Dr. L” – her office, patients and dignity have been overtaken by Dr. Paul Leotard (guest star James Franco) – so she challenges Paul to get her former life back. Meanwhile, Danny has a new extracurricular activity following his breakup with Christina in the all-new “The Other Dr. L” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, Sept. 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-202) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Anders Holm as Casey; Chloe Sevigny as Christina; James Franco as Dr. Paul Leotard; Bill Hader as Tom; Kris Humphries as Himself.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
  **SEASON PREMIERE**--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 BEATLEMANIA HITS LIMA!
  ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON PREMIERE OF “GLEE” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 ON FOX
  The members of New Directions are back in action and take on their biggest assignment yet: the Beatles! As Will enlists the kids to pay homage to the classic song catalog from the Fab Four, Blaine and Kurt attempt to answer questions about their future together. Meanwhile, Rachel’s New York ambitions take an unexpected turn in the all-new “Love, Love, Love” season premiere episode of GLEE airing on Thursday, Sept. 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-501) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: NeNe Leakes as Coach Roz Washington and Erinn Westbrook as Bree.
   

• FX’s hit original drama series, SONS OF ANARCHY, airs Tuesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  "Poenitentia" Jax secures a new alliance for the club while Clay makes moves inside for protection
   

• FX Anger Management airs Thursday nights 9:30pm only on FX.
  September 26 "Charlie and the Grad Student" Charlie and Nolan compete for a woman's attention. Meanwhile, Martin and Ed hatch a scam.
   

• FX The Bridge Wednesdays 10pm
  September 25 "All About Eva" Sonya attempts to repair her relationship with Marco. Meanwhile, Charlotte forms an unlikely alliance.
   

• FXX’ hit original comedy series, THE LEAGUE, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:30 PM ET/PT.
  September 25 "Rafi and Dirty Randy" Rafi and Dirty Randy head to Los Angeles to avenge the death of their murdered friend.
   

• FXX IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT. September 25 "Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare" The gang dump their losses on Ben the soldier.
   

• Lifetime THE CHEATING PACT - WORLD PREMIERE MOVIE ON LIFETIME SEPT. 28
  Seniors cheating on their College Entrance Exams has been a problem for years. The pressure to get into good colleges pushes some kids over the edge.
  THE CHEATING PACT, a World Premiere movie airing on Lifetime on Saturday, September 28 was inspired by true events.
  It stars four HOT, YOUNG, TALENTED STARS - Daniela Bobadilla from "Anger Management," Max Carver from "Teen Wolf," Laura Slade Wiggings from "Shameless" and Laura Samuels from "Awkward."
  THE CHEATING PACT, A LIFETIME WORLD PREMIERE, STARRING DANIELA BOBADILLA, LAURA SLADE WIGGINS, MAX CARVER, LAURA SAMUELS AND CYNTHIA GIBB WILL PREMIERE ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 AT 8PM ET/PT. INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS, MOVIE DEALS WITH HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS CHEATING
  “The Cheating Pact,” a Lifetime Television World Premiere will air on Saturday, September 28 at In the film, three high school students, Heather, Kylie, and Jordan, played by Daniela Bobadilla, Laura Samuels and Max Carver, under pressure from their parents to get into good colleges, pay a shy but very smart girl, Meredith, (Laura Slade Wiggins, “Shameless”) to impersonate them and re-take the College Entrance Test in hopes of getting a higher score on Meredith initially turns them down but when she is faced with a family crisis, she agrees to take part in the deception and armed with fake ID’s, she goes to schools different from her own, so she won’t be recognized.
  When Kylie doesn’t get the test scores she demanded, she confronts Meredith, the two argue and Meredith becomes the victim of a mysterious accident. Now all three seniors, facing prosecution for cheating, are suspects in her murder. Heather (Bobadilla, “Anger Management”) soon finds that she is being framed for Meredith's murder by Kylie and Jordan (Carver, “Teen Wolf”, “Desperate Housewives”) and teams up with her mother, Brenda, (Cynthia Gibb) to prove her innocence.
  Jamie Luner, Paula Trickey, Cory Kahane and Bruce Thomas co-star.
  TRUE FACT: Over 2 million college entrance exams are taken annually, 3,000 tests are examined for irregularities and of those 1,000 test scores are canceled. Suspected impersonations make up, on average, 150 of those scores.
  Executive Producer is Timothy O. Johnson; Producers are Ken Sanders and Robert Ballo; Story by Ken Sanders; Screenplay by Barbara Kymlicka and Doug Campbell; Directed by Doug
   

• Lifetime Devious Maids Season Finale
  Sunday, September 22, at 10pm ET/PT
  Lifetime presents an all-day marathon of Devious Maids on 9/22 from 10am to 10pm leading up to the highly anticipated season finale. Beverly Hills’ darkest secrets are laid bare, when a lavish black tie event is once again marred by lust, jealousy and revenge. As the mystery surrounding Flora’s death reaches its boiling point, the maids orchestrate a plan to ensnare the murderer.
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday September 22, 2013 - Saturday September 28, 2013
  "THE BLACKLIST" "PILOT"
  09/23/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : WHO IS "RED REDDINGTON?" – SEASON PREMIERE – Ex-government agent and one of the FBI’s Most Wanted fugitives, Raymond "Red" Reddington (James Spader) mysteriously turns himself in to the FBI and offers to give up everyone he has ever worked with including a long-thought-dead terrorist but under one condition – he’ll only talk to newly-minted female FBI profiler, Elizabeth Keen (Megan Boone) with whom he seemingly has no connection. For Liz, it’s going to be one hell of a first day on the job and what follows is a twisting series of events as the race to stop a terrorist begins. Also starring are Diego Klattenhoff, Harry Lennix, and Ryan Eggold. Read our Review!
  The Blacklist Hologlass at Comic-Con 2013 -Megan Boone and Diego Klattenhoff introduce virtual Red Reddington at Comic-Con 2013. Video
  Premieres September 23 at 10/9c after The Voice. Video
  TV's Most Highly Anticipated New Show See why critics are calling The Blacklist the fall's best new drama.
  Should We Trust Red?
  Preview: Who Has Control? She wants the list. He wants control. James Spader stars in The Blacklist, Monday, September 23 at 10/9c after The Voice.
  Agent Liz Keen's First Day on the Job  The World's Most Wanted Man..
  Our Interview with star Megan Boone
  The Blacklist: Opening Scene Watch the entire first scene of what USA Today calls "Fall's best new drama," premiering Monday Sept 23 at 10/9c on NBC.
  Don't Think Like a Cop!  Kidnapping a General's Daughter Liz and Red Meet for the First Time
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "A PROBLEM HOUSE"
  09/24/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : AN ARSONIST TAKES NOTICE OF SEVERIDE AS NEW RED TAPE CAUSES BIG CHANGES IN THE DEPARTMENT IN THE SEASON TWO PREMIERE — Evidence recovered at a series of fires indicates that Lt. Severide (Taylor Kinney) is being targeted by an arsonist. Meanwhile, Battalion Chief Boden (Eamonn Walker) clashes with Gail McLeod (guest star Michelle Forbes), a high ranking consultant with the State Marshal’s office who keeps a sharp eye on budgets and performance at the city’s firehouses -- and has 51 under her microscope as one that could face the prospect of being closed. Elsewhere, Lt. Casey (Jesse Spencer) reflects on the year anniversary of Andy’s death, Shay (Lauren German) has suspicions about Severide’s paternity and Mouch (Christian Stolte) enjoys a visit from Mari (guest star Cindy Chang), his Japanese girlfriend. Monica Raymund, Charlie Barnett, David Eigenberg, Yuri Sardarov and Joe Minoso also star. Jon Seda, and Jesse Lee Soffer also guest star.
  Born Firefighters Chicago Fire premieres on its new night, Tuesday, September 24 at 10/9c
  Chicago Fire Cast Interview The Chicago Fire cast discuss raising the bar with Season 2. http://youtu.be/p7fBGLYOdp4
  Taylor Kinney Interview The man behind Kelly Severide talks about the return of Chicago Fire.
  Lauren German Interview The woman behind Leslie Shay talks about what makes Chicago Fire a success.
  Eamonn Walker Interview The man behind Chief Boden talks Season 2 and the Chicago Fire family.
  Yuri Sardarov Interview The man behind Otis explains what makes Chicago Fire classic.
   

• NBC "REVOLUTION" "BORN IN THE U.S.A."
  09/25/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : IT'S A NEW WORLD FOR OUR HEROES, EVEN MORE DANGEROUS AND MYSTERIOUS THAN EVER - In last year's finale, our heroes made the treacherous journey to the Tower and were able to turn on the power, but at what cost? The effects of this move prove to be catastrophic for everyone. Now, Miles (Billy Burke), Aaron (Zak Orth) and Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) have found themselves in a mysterious small town, in the great nation of Texas where Rachel unexpectedly encounters an important figure from her past. Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos) finds herself on a mission in the Plains Nation while Neville (Giancarlo Esposito) and Jason (JD Pardo) search a refugee camp for a lost loved one. Meanwhile, Monroe (David Lyons) has discovered a gritty role in his new environment.
  Also starring: Stephen Collins, Adam Beach, Jessica Collins, Nicole Ari Parker, Patrick Heusinger.
  Season 1 Recap
  The Story of Charlie Matheson -From baby to badass, the cast and crew explore the evolution of Charlie. Video
  First Look: Revolution, Season 2 Billy Burke, Elizabeth Mitchell and the rest of the cast offer an in-depth look at what's coming up on the new season of Revolution.
  Could It Be a Miracle? A Simpler Life  Ushering in a New Dawn
  No Turning Back Find out what happened when the power went on!
  From tvline.com: Revolution Team Previews the Aftermath of Explosive Finale, Unmasks Evil 'Mr. President' Spoiler alert! NBC’s Revolution literally dropped a few bombshells even before its cast and creatives stopped by TVLine’s Comic-Con suite to let loose with Season 2 scoop.
  Showrunner Eric Kripke was quick to share with Michael Ausiello that as the post-apocalyptic drama’s sophomore run opens, three months have passed since the missiles that Randall launched in the finale landed, destroying two major American cities — leaving the characters “dealing with the aftermath.”
  Not that everyone is still banded together. Though by and large congregated in Texas, Billy Burke said that Miles et al have claimed “their own pocket of the world,” resulting in some instances of “shocking character combinations,” added EP Rockne S. O’Bannon.
  Also in this video QA&: Kripke sheds light on the finale’s big reveal, that a “president” of the United States is organizing something from Guantanamo Bay; Giancarlo Esposito promises a “much more intense” season, as the characters deal with “even deeper desperation” in the wake of the nuclear attack; and everyone attests that the new Wednesdays-at-8 time slot will dial down the show’s violence not a bit. Video
  Be sure to check out this brand new Revolution character journey that explores the story of Jason Neville. The Story of Jason Neville From favorite son to mortal enemy, JD Pardo and the show creators explore the character of Jason Neville.
  From tvline.com Revolution Exclusive: Jim Beaver Books Guest Spot, Reunites With Supernatural Producers -Revolution boss Eric Kripke has recruited another one of his former Supernatural colleagues.
  Jim Beaver, who plays Bobby Singer on the Kripke-created CW series, will appear on Season 2 of the hit NBC drama, TVLine has learned exclusively. The actor will guest-star as John Franklin Fry, “a hard-ass, whip smart Texas Ranger who allies with Miles,” describes Kripke. Beaver’s installment, titled “One Riot, One Ranger,” marks new consulting producer and ex-Supernatural scribe Ben Edlund’s first writing credit on the show (alongside co-EP David Rambo). The episode will air in mid-October.
  Among the Supernatural vets who visited Revolution during Season 1 are Mark Pellegrino, Todd Stashwick and Colin Ford. Beaver — who is set to reprise his Super role as Bobby this fall — counts Justified, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Harper’s Island, John from Cincinnati and Big Love among his many TV credits.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "SURRENDER BENSON / IMPRISONED LIVES"
  09/25/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : DETECTIVE BENSON FIGHTS FOR HER LIFE IN THE DRAMATIC SEASON PREMIERE. GUEST STAR PABLO SCHREIBER RETURNS.
  Hours turn into days, and with no word from Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay), the SVU squad takes drastic measures to find her and her abductor (Schreiber). A trail of murders and rape victims leads them to fear it may be too late. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins. Also guest starring Dean Winters, Lauren Ambrose and Bill Irwin.
  AN ABANDONED CHILD LEADS THE SVU TO A DANGEROUS KIDNAPPER AND MORE VICTIMS
  A young boy is abandoned in Times Square and leads the detectives to the house where his family lives. Inside they find a locked basement where more victims await rescue, and work to solve decades-old cold cases. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro), Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins) and Raúl Esparza (ADA Rafael Barba). Guest starring Dean Winters, Michael Massee and Bill Irwin.
  Sneak Peek: "Surrender Benson" When Fin and Rollins visit Benson's home, they make a startling discovery.
  Sneak Peek: Season Premiere Benson becomes the victim in SVU's gripping two-hour season premiere.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "LONDON, PART 1 & 2"
  09/26/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE HEADS TO LONDON – HEIDI KLUM, HENRY WINKLER, AND LUCY LAWLESS GUEST STAR -- Leslie (Amy Poehler) wins an award from an international Women in Government organization, and travels to London with Ben (Adam Scott), Andy (Chris Pratt), April (Aubrey Plaza) and Ron (Nick Offerman) to accept it. Tom (Aziz Ansari) hunts down the mysterious businessman who is trying to put Rent-a-Swag out of business, while Ann (Rashida Jones) and Chris (Rob Lowe) settle into the next phase of their relationship, Jim O’Heir and Retta also star.
  Videos: Parks and Rec Returns Parks and Rec Jumps the Pond Leslie in London Town
  Nick Offerman Has a Question Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman needs an answer!
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "PILOT"
  09/26/2013 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : One of NY's most beloved news anchors, Mike Henry (Michael J. Fox, "Spin City", "Family Ties"), put his career on hold to spend more time with his family and focus on his health after he was diagnosed with Parkinson's. But now five years later, with the kids busy growing up and Mike growing restless, it just might be time for him to get back to work. Having never wanted Mike to leave in the first place, his old boss Harris Green (Wendell Pierce, "Treme", "The Wire") jumped at the chance to get him back on TV. The trick, as it's always been, was to make Mike think it was his idea. After several - okay, many - failed attempts, Mike's family, anxious to see him out of the house, finally succeeded in getting him to "run into" Green. Now their plan is in motion. He'll be back to juggling home, family and career, just like the old days - only better.
  First Look: The Michael J. Fox Show
  Michael J. Fox and his co-stars talk about their new comedy coming to NBC September 26th. Video
  Thursday Nights on NBC Michael J. Fox and Sean Hayes are excited to be part of the NBC Thursday night comedy tradition.
  Betsy Brandt Talks Michael J. Fox
  Katie Finneran Talks Michael J. Fox
  Michael J. Fox Discusses His Return to TV
  Wendell Pierce Talks Michael J. Fox
  Creator Sam Laybourne Talks Michael J. Fox
  Our Review of the Show!
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "NEIGHBOR"
  09/26/2013 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : At Annie's (Betsy Brandt) request, Mike (Michael J. Fox) confronts a noisy (and attractive) upstairs neighbor (guest star Tracy Pollan), who seems to develop a bit of a crush on him. Though Annie thinks it's cute, Mike refuses to admit he enjoys the added attention. To Eve’s (Juliette Goglia) chagrin, Ian (Conor Romero) tries to court her new friend from school. After enjoying the perks of being mistaken for a single mom during a day out with Graham (Jack Gore), Leigh (Katie Finneran) considers letting the ruse play out a little longer.
  An "Exploratory" Meeting  Better Safe Than Sorry
   

• NBC "PARENTHOOD" "IT HAS TO BE NOW"
  09/26/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : NEW LIVES, A NEWBORN AND NEW BUSINESS ENGAGE THE BRAVERMAN CLAN AS THE NEW SEASON BEGINS - Jasmine (Joy Bryant) and Crosby’s (Dax Shepard) unnamed newborn causes quite a stir in their house and serves as a Braverman family magnet. While Adam (Peter Krause) and Kristina (Monica Potter) reset their life after her cancer ordeal, she quickly decides to take on another kind of fight, and Joel (Sam Jaeger) and Julia (Erika Christensen) face personal and professional challenges. Hank (Ray Romano) moves back to town, unbeknownst to Sarah (Lauren Graham) and Amber (Mae Whitman) welcomes her soldier boyfriend home.
  Also starring, Craig T. Nelson, Bonnie Bedelia, Max Burkholder, Miles Heizer, Savannah Paige Rae, Xolo Mariduena, Tryee Brown, Matt Lauria, Jonathan Tucker.
  Max's New Hobby
   

• PBS Sunday 8:00pm Masterpiece Mystery! Foyle's War: The Cage
  "Foyle's War" continues with "The Cage," in which Foyle discovers a military facility that could pose a threat to British intelligence while investigating a Russian's death. At the same time, Sam tries to help with her husband's campaign for Parliament.

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• ABC This Week on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars"
  THE COMPETITION HEATS UP WITH ALL-NEW CELEBRITY PERFORMANCES AND ONE COUPLE FACES THE FIRST DRAMATIC ELIMINATION ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
  "Episode 1702" - The competition heats up on a Latin-themed "Dancing with the Stars" as the celebrities take on new dance routines and fight for survival, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 (8:00-
  10:01 p.m., ET). Featuring a show-stopping opening number choreographed by Sharna Burgees and Henry Byalikov, the themed evening will require each couple to perform a Samba, Jive, Rumba or Paso. At the end of the night, one couple will face the first nail-biting elimination. The first elimination is determined by combining the judges' scores from the first two weeks with the public votes from premiere night.
  Hosted by Emmy(r) Award-winning host Tom Bergeron ("America's Funniest Home Videos") and Brooke Burke-Charvet ("Dancing with the Stars" Season 7 Champion), "Dancing with the Stars" is the hit series in which celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which are judged by renowned ballroom judge Len Goodman and dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba.
  Viewers may cast their votes for their favorite teams via phone on Monday nights during and up to 60 minutes after the end of the "Dancing with the Stars" broadcast in each time zone. Online voting at www.ABC.com and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/dancingwiththestars is open for 24 hours, beginning from the start of each episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT on Tuesday evenings. For the final week, on Monday, November 25, online voting will open for 15 hours, beginning from the start of the episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 11:00 a.m., ET/8:00 a.m., PT the next day. A custom Facebook app lets fans vote, share whom they voted for and say why, as well as see whom friends voted for.
   
• ABC BARBARA CORCORAN AND LORI GREINER GO HEAD TO HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 504" -- Barbara Corcoran and Lori Greiner will go head to head for the first time ever on "Shark Tank." Pitches incude: Two guys from Dallas, TX hope to bring a little sweetness to the masses with their savory cake balls; two doctors who are also brothers from Tucson, AZ, claim they have a social media cure for the old-school communication between patients and medical professionals; two sisters-in-law from Firecrest, WA pitch their business for gourmet pickles made from a 100-year-old family recipe; and a tech-savvy entrepreneur from Los Angeles, CA has a mobile app that allows a modern way to send a traditional postcard. Also, an update on Tracy Noonan and Danielle Desroches from Cohasset, MA and their Wicked Good Cupcakes business, which Kevin O'Leary invested in during Season 4, on "Shark Tank," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 9/20/13)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec and Kevin O'Leary.
  Mark Burnett, Clay Newbill and Phil Gurin are the executive producers of "Shark Tank," which is based on the Japanese "Dragons' Den" format created by Nippon Television Network Corporation. The series is produced by Sony Pictures Television.
   
• ABC SHARK TANK: 505
  ALL FIVE SHARKS JOIN FORCES TO MAKE AN ENTPRENEUR A $1 MILLION OFFER, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  Also, the Sharks Are Asked to Take a Bite into the Chic Canine Fashion Accessories Business
  And to Invest in a Breathalyzer App That Could Help Save Lives
  "Episode 505" -- The Sharks first scoff at a woman from New York, NY who wants to put the "style" in your doggy's lifestyle with her chic canine fashion accessories; a Silicon Valley veteran from Burlingame, CA has a breathalyzer app that could help save lives; three event planners from Hampton, VA ask the sharks to invest in their gourmet mango preserves business while singing their jingle, "spread it, mix it, shake it, stir it"; and a husband from Waterford, MI uses a sexy body double to demonstrate how a man can earn medals for performing household chores. Also, an update on Lani Lazzari from Pittsburgh, PA and her spa quality body scrubs, Simple Sugars, which Mark Cuban invested in during Season 4, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Daymond John, Robert Herjavec and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC Saturday September 28
  SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PRESENTED BY WINDOWS GAME
  8:00 pm College Football Wisconsin at Ohio State
   
• BBC America Broadchurch New! Wed, Sep 25 10:00 PM
  The first season ends with family and friends coming together to mourn Danny. Meanwhile, Hardy discovers a key piece of evidence that leads him to the killer.
   
• Bravo Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles "All Overboard" New! Wed, Sep 25 9:00 PM
  Josh Altman and his brother deal with a hard sell and a difficult owner. Elsewhere, Madison gets a second chance on a listing, and Josh Flagg is enlisted to find a house for a good friend.
   
• The CW Perfect Score
  Sabotage! Preview It's down to the final four. Don't miss the two night summer finale event, beginning Tuesday at 9/8c!
   
• CBS “ET LIVE ON CBS.COM” BRINGS FANS TO THE EMMY® AWARDS RED CARPET
  Live-Streaming Red Carpet Coverage Hosted by “Entertainment Tonight’s”
  Brooke Anderson and Rocsi Diaz Begins Sunday, Sept. 22 at 6:30 PM, ET
  Go Behind-the-Scenes During the “65th Primetime Emmy Awards ®” with
  CBS.com’s Social Media Reporter Shemar Moore of “Criminal Minds”
  LOS ANGELES – Sept. 18, 2013 – The 65TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS®, airing Sunday, Sept. 22 (8:00 PM, ET/5:00 PM, PT) on the CBS Television Network, will bring fans even closer to their favorite television stars this year with enhanced digital coverage. Online, fans will be brought to the red carpet with “ET Live on CBS.com,” and have a chance to see the Emmys from the ground with CBS.com’s social media reporter, CRIMINAL MINDS’ Shemar Moore.
   
• CBS THE “65TH PRIMETIME EMMY® AWARDS”
  Telecast to Air Live Coast-to-Coast Sunday, Sept. 22 At 8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT on CBS
  NoHo Arts District, CA, September 19, 2013 – “65th Primetime Emmy® Awards” Executive Producer, Ken Ehrlich, has revealed the final presenters who will take the stage during the Emmy telecast on Sunday, Sept. 22, (8:00 PM, ET / 5:00 PM, PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  The 65TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS are executive produced by Ken Ehrlich. Neil Patrick Harris is both host and producer, and the telecast is directed by Louis J. Horvitz for AEG Ehrlich Ventures, LLC in association with the Television Academy. If you plan to Tweet this story, please use #Emmys and mention the official Emmys Twitter handle @primetimeemmys.
  See the full list of presenters and much more LINK
   
• CBS THE CEO OF TWIN PEAKS, A SPORTS BAR AND GRILL FEATURING PROVOCATIVELY DRESSED WAITRESSES, GOES ON AN UNDERCOVER MISSION, ON THE FIFTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “UNDERCOVER BOSS,” FRIDAY, SEPT. 27
  “Twin Peaks” – Randy Dewitt, co-founder and CEO of Twin Peaks, goes undercover in his popular sports bar and grill chain that features provocatively dressed waitresses. While there, he enlists the help of UNDERCOVER BOSS alum Coby Brooks (“Hooters”), now one of the largest franchise owners at Twin Peaks, who shaves his head and also goes undercover as an inappropriate customer, on the fifth season premiere of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, Sept. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  The Emmy Award-winning UNDERCOVER BOSS is produced by Studio Lambert. Stephen Lambert, Eli Holzman and Chris Carlson are executive producers.
   
• CBS “60 MINUTES” PRE-EMPTED SUNDAY, SEPT. 22, 2013 FOR LIVE NFL FOOTBALL AND PRIMETIME EMMY’S COVERAGE ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Due to late-afternoon NFL game coverage and the live broadcast of the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards on the CBS Television Network, 60 MINUTES will be pre-empted on Sunday, Sept. 22, 2013.
   
• CBS THE SEASON’S FIRST BATTLE ON REDEMPTION ISLAND SENDS ONE CASTAWAY HOME FOR GOOD, ON “SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 25
  "Rule In Chaos" – A new alliance of seasoned players targets one of their own. Meanwhile, the old Colton rears his head and tries to disturb the peace at camp, on SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER, Wednesday, Sept. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS Saturday September 28 48 Hours Season Premiere
  48 Hours begins its 25th season.
  Here's a look at what's coming up this fall on 48 Hours Sneak Peek
  A new season of "48 Hours" starts Saturday, Sept. 28 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on CBS. The No. 1 show on Saturday nights. Crime. Justice. Impact.
  TWO MURDERED TEENS MAY GET JUSTICE AFTER 32 YEARS, IN THE LATEST IN A “48 HOURS” INVESTIGATION
  SATURDAY, SEPT. 28, 2013 - “THE SWEETHEART MURDERS”
  Photo Preview
  Two brutally murdered teenagers may finally get justice after 32 years, in the latest in an eight-year investigation by Troy Roberts and 48 HOURS in “The Sweetheart Murders,” to be broadcast Sept. 28, 2013 (10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  48 HOURS: “The Sweetheart Murders” is built around the senseless murders of two teens who were in love and had the world ahead of them – until they were killed and dumped in the woods. The investigation into the murders took several unexpected twists and turns, including the wrongful arrests of four people, and a stunning piece of crime scene evidence that decades later gave police a gift they desperately needed.
  “The wheels of justice turn slowly, but I’ve never covered a story quite like this,” correspondent Troy Roberts says. “48 HOURS first started working on this cold case eight years ago and we couldn’t let it go.”
  The story begins in 1980, when college coeds Sabrina Gonsalves and John Riggins were headed to a birthday party for Sabrina’s sister, Andrea. The couple never made it. Police found their van 36 hours later abandoned about 30 miles east of Davis, Calif., in Sacramento County. A few hours after that, police located their bodies a mile away. Gonsalves had been sexually assaulted. Riggins had a head injury, suggesting he fought to protect her.
  “It was just so traumatic; to see them and their bodies disposed of the way that they were,” former detective Carol Daly tells 48 HOURS. “I’ve never been able to forget it.”
   
• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 23, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  Please note: The Season Finale of WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? will air on Tuesday, September 24 (8:00-8:30 pm.)
  The Season Finale of CAPTURE will air on Wednesday, September 25 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
  The Season Finale of PERFECT SCORE will air on Friday, September 27 (8:00-8:30 p.m.)
  TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 SEASON FINALE
  WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “Shawn Johnson” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  GOING FOR GOLD — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY U.S. OLYMPIAN SHAWN JOHNSON — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Nyima Funk (“SuperNews!”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#110).
   
• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 CAPTURE — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Sabotage!” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE END IS NEAR — The final four teams near the end of a long and grueling trial in the wilderness. With only days left in the game, the teams that survive this hunt will advance to the final three. To survive, they must evade not one, but two devious sabotages that could put them directly in the path of the Hunt team. One team will be trapped, helpless to escape, while another plants digital landmines in the hope of eliminating their foes. With everything on the line, friendships and alliances begin to disintegrate (#109).
   
• The CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 SEASON FINALE
  CAPTURE — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Final Countdown” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  AND THE WINNER IS… — After weeks of strategizing to secure food and evade capture, the end is in sight. Exhausted and hungry, the final teams must find the strength for one last hunt. Ultimately, only one team will walk away with $250,000 (#110).
   
• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 SEASON FINALE
  PERFECT SCORE — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “Catch of the Day” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  PERFECT CATCH — In this episode, contestants and best buds Joey and Zach spend their days sailing the ocean and their nights searching for love. Find out what happens when the girls test their fishing skills and the guys attempt to reel in their perfect score. The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries”). The episode was directed by Rob George (#112).
   
• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —
  (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Guys and Girls Get Flirty” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF THE GUYS AND GIRLS EDITION — Behind-the-scenes confessions, flirtations and meltdowns among the guys and girls are revealed in the never-before-seen footage (#2016).
   
• DISCOVERY CHANNEL DIVES FOR PEARLS IN THE DEEP SOUTH IN ‘DIXIE DIVERS’
  Three Great Photos!  -One-hour Special Airs Saturday, September 28 at 10pm ET/PT-
  (LOS ANGELES, CA) Benton County is one of the most remote areas in Tennessee, but it is home to the country’s richest supply of coveted mother of pearl. Natural pearls are highly sought after rare gems, and they can reel in big money. Divers used to make thousands of dollars from these waters, but many of them moved on to other careers when the economy fell on hard times. Today, only 36 dedicated divers are left. This comical group remains fiercely competitive; their livelihood depends on how many pounds of shells they can extract from the water and sell to the shell shack. But they dream of striking it reach by finding a rare pearl inside one of the shells – a ‘Big Bertha’ – the jackpot of all pearls that could be worth more than $2000. The special, airing on Discovery Channel on Saturday, September 28 at 10pm ET/PT, will put viewers right in the middle of Benton County’s modern pearl divers and their daily shenanigans.
  The pearl divers work long days that require them to lug huge bags of mussels out of the water. Each diver has a boat tender who watches over the boat and sorts mussels while the diver searches for shells. Chuck, Jeremy and Bart all use their family or close friends to help them. Chuck and his son Colton constantly bicker as they work. Tempers flare as Colton runs late for work every day and takes advantage of his father’s empty threats. Jeremy accepts his wife’s advice and hires a friend’s daughter as his boat tender, but this young fashion merchandising student has never been on a boat before. Bart decides to work with close friend Mike, affectionately nicknamed “Skull.” Skull is Bart’s best friend who insists on ordering him around and playing practical jokes. JD rounds out the group by working alone and refusing to sell mussel shells to the camps for such low prices. Instead, JD lets his mussels decay throughout the year, ensuring that he will find every possible pearl.
  Working from Benton County, these divers risk their lives each and every day. It’s a competitive, high-risk, high-reward business and these guys wouldn’t dream of doing anything else. They work to ensure enough money to get them through the week and they dive with the hope that they will finally find the one large pearl that could change everything. On Saturday, September 28 at 10pm ET/PT, Discovery Channel invites viewers to step into the world of the divers who compete against the elements and each other in order to pry mussels from the bottom of Kentucky Lake.
   
• Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight 9/20 to 10/3
  Monday, September 23 10PM ET/PT – TURN & BURN
  Drag-On: Brother JD juggles the restoration of a period perfect ’68 Triumph motorcycle and a junked out ’65 Pontiac Lemans. He also has to get a ’76 Cadillac Seville ready in time for his son’s 16th birthday.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 24 9PM ET/PT – AMISH MAFIA
  Judgment Day: Long simmering questions about the authenticity of AMISH MAFIA will be answered as the group members talk about their lives both on and off camera. With never-before-seen footage and exclusive new interviews, the group answers audience questions from social media and presents proof of the show’s veracity.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 24 10PM ET/PT – TICKLE
  Shined, Sealed, Delivered: Convinced he’s being watched by the moonshine’s rightful owner, Tickle turns to Grandpa Bill for help. Bill suggests Tickle have the money ready to pay off the stolen shine, so the boys start a discreet delivery service to make some quick cash. While Megan is left in charge of Tickle’s Tackle, Howard, Mo, and Tickle struggle to deliver livestock, midnight snacks, and even the elderly to the park. The gang’s new motto is “no questions asked,” but they should have asked themselves if they were ready for this. On top of that, Megan’s done a little redecorating on Tickle’s life.
   
• Discovery Channel Thursday, September 26 10PM ET/PT – AIRPLANE REPO
  In the season finale, Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy, and the tables turn when Kevin Lacey brings his mechanical prowess to the rescue of a vintage Dc3 aircraft.
   
• Esquire Network Two athletes. Five months. Eight of the toughest races in the world.
  BOUNDLESS premieres on Esquire Network Wednesday, September 25 at 10p e/p.
  With the globe as their playground, athletes, friends and fierce competitors Simon Donato and Paul “Turbo” Trebilcock aim to prove that boundaries are meant to be broken. The eight-part documentary series chronicles both pain and triumph as this adrenaline addicted duo climb, run and bike up anything they can find — in only five months.
  Each hour-long episode focuses on a different race First Look  Photos 
   
• Esquire Network KNIFE FIGHT: Premiering Tuesday, Sept. 24th @9 PM
  KNIFE FIGHT, a gritty new cooking competition show hosted by Top Chef Season 2 winner Ilan Hall, features underground, after-hours cooking bouts between Los Angeles’s most-exciting chefs. In each episode, two chefs go head-to-head, making at least two dishes in one hour from a combination of two to three secret ingredients, all while being cheered and heckled by a rowdy crowd of friends, neighbors and an eclectic group of celebrities, food professionals and die-hard foodies. Two half-hour episodes of KNIFE FIGHT premiere back to back on Esquire Network Tuesdays at 9 and 9:30p e/p beginning Tuesday, September 24. 
   
• Esquire Network BREW DOGS: Premiering Tuesday, Sept. 24th @10 PM
  In each episode of BREW DOGS, Scottish craft beer renegades James Watt and Martin Dickie visit a different American beer town, celebrate distinctive craft beers and create their own locally-inspired draft.
  Airing on the new Esquire Network!
   
• Esquire Network THE GETAWAY: Premiering Wednesday, Sept. 25th @9PM
  Anyone can be a tourist, but to experience a city like a local takes a great guide. From executive producer Anthony Bourdain and Zero Point Zero Production, comes a series exploring the world’s most amazing cities, guided by a revolving cast of travel-loving celebs. Get the inside track each week as they take on a new city - meeting culinary innovators, sampling local libations and exploring the hot spots that make these getaways unforgettable.
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE JUDGES CONTINUE THEIR NATIONWIDE HUNT FOR A BREAKOUT STAR ON AN ALL-NEW “THE X FACTOR” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX
  The auditions filmed in front of a live audience continue on THE X FACTOR. Tune in as judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio, and host Mario Lopez, continue their nationwide search to find talent 12 years old or over – both solo artists and vocal groups – that will bring them to their feet in the all-new “Auditions #5” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Wednesday, Sept. 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-307/8) (TV-14 D, L) 
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio  Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE JUDGES HIT THEIR FINAL AUDITION CITY ON AN ALL-NEW “THE X FACTOR” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX
  The auditions filmed in front of a live audience come to an end tonight on THE X FACTOR. Tune in as judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio, and host Mario Lopez, conclude their nationwide search to find talent 12 years old or over – both solo artists and vocal groups – that will bring them to their feet in the all-new “Auditions #6” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Thursday, Sept. 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-309) (TV-14 D, L) 
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of MASTERCHEF is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **PREMIERE**—“MASTERCHEF”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MOVE OVER GROWN-UPS…THE KIDS ARE TAKING OVER THE KITCHEN ON THE NEW SEASON OF “MASTERCHEF” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
  On the new “Junior Edition” of MASTERCHEF, 24 of the best junior home cooks in the country between the ages of eight and 13 will create their tastiest seafood, pasta or dessert dish in the auditions round and present it to the renowned MASTERCHEF judging panel: host and award-winning Chef Gordon Ramsay, restaurateur and winemaker Joe Bastianich (Del Posto, Eataly) and acclaimed chef Graham Elliot (Graham Elliot, Graham Elliot Bistro). 12 kids who impress the judges will continue in the competition and move one step closer to becoming America’s youngest MASTERCHEF in the all-new “Junior Edition: Here Come The Kids” premiere episode of MASTERCHEF airing Friday, Sept. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (JRM-101) (TV-PG L)
  Host/Judge: Gordon Ramsay Judges: Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot
   
• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s College Football coverage.] **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—COLLEGE FOOTBALL—(6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) CC- HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “FOX SPORTS SATURDAY” PRESENTS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
  Arizona at Washington
  Heisman Trophy winner and College Football Hall of Famer Eddie George and former University of Colorado quarterback Joel Klatt are featured with host Rob Stone on FOX COLLEGE SATURDAY, FOX Sports’ 30-minute college football pregame show originating live from the FOX Network Center in Los Angeles. Then, FOX Sports continues regular season coverage of its 2013 college football schedule. Gus Johnson provides the play-by-play and Charles Davis offers analysis with Kristina Pink reporting from the sidelines. FOX SPORTS SATURDAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL airs LIVE Saturday, Sept. 28 (6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-304) (n/a)
   
• FXX Totally Biased with Kamau Bell
  UPCOMING GUESTS: Monday, Sept. 23 Actor Jeffrey Wright (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire)
  Tuesday, Sept. 24 Author Tim Wise (“Dear White America,” “White Like Me”)
  Wednesday, Sept. 25 Van Jones (CNN’s Crossfire)
  Thursday, Sept. 26 Musician Big Freedia
   
• HBO First Cousin Once Removed Monday 9/23 9:00pm
  Shot over the course of five years, FIRST COUSIN ONCE REMOVED documents Honig’s condition with care and compassion, displaying the same raw honesty that resonates in his poetry, written during a life steeped in tragedy, love, loss, irony and literary daring. A stark reminder of the profound role memory plays in everyone’s life, this moving essay on the fragility of being human debuts MONDAY, SEPT. 23 (9:00-10:30 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO.
  In addition to numerous visits with Honig at home and compelling conversations with his estranged children, ex-wife, friends and former students, the film portrays his metamorphosis through archival imagery, family photos, home movies, poetry readings and Berliner’s search for creative visual metaphors to provide a better understanding of memory loss. Hailed by the New York Times for his “powerful, compelling and bittersweet” work, New York filmmaker Alan Berliner is one of the most original voices in documentaries today.
  Be sure to catch FIRST COUSIN ONCE REMOVED debuting MONDAY, SEPT. 23 (9:00-10:30 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO. Photos  Video Clip
  FIRST COUSIN ONCE REMOVED, THE INTIMATE STORY OF ONE MAN’S JOURNEY THROUGH ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE, DEBUTS SEPT. 23 ON HBO
  A distinguished poet, translator, critic and teacher, Edwin Honig wrote dozens of books and poems that attracted critical praise around the world. His seminal translations awakened English-speaking readers to previously overlooked literary giants, resulting in honorary knighthoods from the king of Spain and the president of Portugal.
  In FIRST COUSIN ONCE REMOVED, acclaimed documentary filmmaker Alan Berliner’s paints a deeply personal portrait of his “good friend, cousin and mentor” as Honig journeys through the ravages of Alzheimer’s disease and memory loss. A stark reminder of the profound role memory plays in everyone’s life, this moving essay on the fragility of being human debuts MONDAY, SEPT. 23 (9:00-10:30 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO.
   
• NBC "FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA" "092213"
  09/22/2013 (07:00PM - 08:20PM) (Sunday)
   
• "NBC  SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" "CHICAGO BEARS AT PITTSBURGH STEELERS"
  09/22/2013 (08:20PM - 11:30PM) (Sunday)
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS PREMIERE"
  09/23/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : NBC’S EMMY-NOMINATED MUSICAL COMPETITION SERIES RETURNS FOR A FIFTH SEASON WITH THE FOUR ORIGINAL COACHES, ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE SHELTON, CEELO GREEN AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA– In the season premiere, the "blind auditions" are held in front of the celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, CeeLo Green and Christina Aguilera who each hand pick vocalists for their individual teams. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
  The Voice Will Return The Voice returns with original coaches Xtina, CeeLo, Adam and Blake on September 23rd.
  It's Back Christina, CeeLo, Blake and Adam are back when The Voice returns on September 23.
  Behind the Scenes at The Voice -Preview The Original Four Are Back! The OG Squad
  Blake: History and Hardware Blake Shelton has three Voice trophies, and one message for haters.
  Coach Chat: CeeLo and Xtina What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas when CeeLo and Xtina start chatting!
  Coach Chat: Adam and Blake The Voice's dynamic duo talk about their ever blossoming relationship and how to balance life on tour with coaching.
  Adam: The Band Is Getting Back Together Adam talks about the original four's special chemistry and what he missed most about CeeLo and Christina.
  Carson: The Voice Family Carson Daly speaks to the ever-growing extended Voice clan: the cast, the crew and even their respective families.
  Reunited – The Voice Adam and Blake's dreams come true.
  Season 5 First Look – The Voice Christina and CeeLo are excited to return to the coaches' chairs for Season 5 of The Voice.
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS PREMIERE, PART 2"
  09/24/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Tuesday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH ORIGINAL COACHES, ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE SHELTON, CEELO GREEN AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, CeeLo Green and Christina Aguilera. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2301"
  09/27/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday)
   
• NBC LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' 11:30pm
  September 28 Tina Fey/Arcade Fire
   
• NBC 9/3: Jimmy Fallon, Nick Cannon in MSQ Clip; The Voice Coaches Reunite!
  Reunited and it feels so good! The original coaching foursome returns to The Voice Season 5, premiering Monday, September 23 at 8/7c. Treat yo’ self to CeeLo, Christina, Adam and Blake’s first collaboration of the season in the new promo below!
  Plus, don’t miss Jimmy Fallon, Al Roker, Nick Cannon, and several more of your NBC favorites taking a… quiz all over their respective sets! Watch the clip to see how you can take a quiz (The Million Second Quiz, that is) in front of millions of people, too!
  9/4: The Voice First Look, Howie Mandel/Howard Stern Kiss & More!
  Following up on The Voice promo we sent you last night, we have a new first look for you this morning! Watch as the original four coaches talk about their special bond and how exciting it feels to be reunited for Season 5.
  And don’t miss the intense, MUST-SEE moment between Howie Mandel and Howard Stern on last night’s live America’s Got Talent! 12 semifinalists performed on the Radio City stage for a shot at the final six Top 12 spots. Find out who moves on tonight, and catch special performances by Fall Out Boy and Season 6 finalist iLuminate at 9/8c, followed by a new Camp!
  Plus, Bill Maher and tennis phenom Victoria Duval stopped by The Tonight Show and Michael Strahan and Demi Lovato had some fun on the Late Night set with Jimmy Fallon. And as a special bonus, catch not one, but two Neko Case performances from Studio 6A.
   
• PBS’ “GENEALOGY ROADSHOW” UNCOVERS FAMILY SECRETS ACROSS THE U.S.
  ArLINGTON, VA; AUGUST 5, 2013 – From Presidential progeny to felonious forebears, family secrets are uncovered this fall across the U.S. in PBS’ surprise-filled new series GENEALOGY ROADSHOW, which premieres on Monday, September 23, 2013 at 9:00 p.m. ET. Part detective story, part emotional journey, the show uncovers fascinating stories of diverse Americans in Austin, San Francisco, Nashville and Detroit. Each individual’s past links to a larger community history, revealing the rich cultural tapestry of America.
  GENEALOGY ROADSHOW features participants who have unique claims and storylines: two Nashville participants have documents they believe make them distant cousins of a famous 19th Century frontiersman and folk hero. A woman in Detroit wanted to learn more about deceased members of her Polish family and found common bonds she never knew existed. A Hispanic woman in Austin wanted to learn whether or not she had a connection to the “Daughters of the Republic of Texas.” Over the course of the series, participants will be reunited with family members they never knew existed, and other story lines reveal surprising turns and dark secrets, including one participant’s lineage that is traced back to a gruesome murder.
  “GENEALOGY ROADSHOW is an engaging, innovative program that reveals the bigger picture of our nation’s past, present and future,” said Beth Hoppe, Chief Programming Executive and General Manager of General Audience Programming for PBS. “With a diverse mix of stories in each episode, GENEALOGY ROADSHOW appeals to Americans interested in learning about their family histories. And it proves that you don’t need to be famous to be remarkable.”
  GENEALOGY ROADSHOW’s premiere season will feature participants who want to explore unverified genealogical claims passed down through family history, which may (or may not) connect them to an event or a historical figure. These four first-season cities were chosen as American crossroads of culture, diversity, industry and history, with deep pools of potential participants and stories. After potential participants in Austin, Detroit, Nashville and San Francisco nominated themselves, experts chose the most compelling stories and used resources in genealogy, history and DNA as well as family heirlooms, letters, pictures, historical documents and other clues to hunt down the truth behind the familial myths. The most compelling answers were revealed on camera to the participants before a local audience, on location at an historic building relevant to the cities’ – and the participants’ – histories.
  “It is rare and wonderful when one can produce a show in which literally everyone is qualified to be a part of it,” said executive producer Stuart Krasnow. “PBS is the perfect partner for a show that celebrates the richness of the individual, and the differences between us that make our country unique.”
   
• PBS Extraordinary educators, public schools spotlighted on PBS in September/October
  This fall, PBS’s POV series is proud to present two documentaries that look at extraordinary public schools and educators doing the utmost for their students. Best Kept Secret, airing on Monday, Sept. 23 at 10 p.m., looks at a high school in Newark, N.J., and its special-needs minority students, while Brooklyn Castle, premiering on Monday, Oct. 7, focuses on a junior high that inspires students to become chess champions.
  Sept. 23 –Best Kept Secret by Samantha Buck
  At a public school in Newark, N.J., the staff answers the phone by saying, “You’ve reached John F. Kennedy High School, Newark’s best-kept secret.” JFK provides an exceptional environment for students with special-education needs. In Best Kept Secret, Janet Mino, who has taught a class of young men for four years, is on an urgent mission. She races against the clock as graduation approaches for her severely autistic minority students. Once they graduate and leave the security of this nurturing place, their options for living independently will be few. Mino must help them find the means to support themselves before they “age out” of the system. See a trailer and find out more at www.pbs.org/pov/bestkeptsecret.
   
• PBS NOTABLE CHEFS "POP-UP" SPONTANEOUS FEASTS IN UNUSUAL LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA IN NEW TV SERIES MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING
  Guest chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more join Host/Chef Pete Evans
  13-Episode Culinary Journey to Launch on Public Television Stations Beginning September 7, 2013 (check local listings)
  Culinary Institute of America, CA: Chefs Marc and Larry Forgione and Scott Samuel
  Premieres as of September 28
  Host Pete Evans visits the CIA in picturesque Napa Valley and cooks with three of the area?s finest chefs. Corn meal is used to make polenta for that evening?s Napa-style feast, and fresh strawberries from CIA?s own student garden are roasted with dark chocolate and smoked chili.
   
• PBS "Skeletons of the Sahara" New! Wed, Sep 25 10:00 PM
  Chronicling paleontologist Paul Sereno's discovery, while searching for dinosaur bones in the middle of the Sahara, of an ancient cemetery that's at least 5000 years older than the Egyptian pyramids. Included: who the people were and why they were buried in that location; and what the find reveals about the planet.
   
• SCIENCE CHANNEL’S THE UNEXPLAINED FILES EXPLORES RED ALIEN RAIN AND SOUTH CAROLINA EXPLOSIONS!
  -- All new episode of THE UNEXPLAINED FILES on Science Channel on Wednesday, September 25th at 9PM ET/PT --
  Science Channel unveils some of the most shocking and mind-boggling cases from around the world in the series premiere of THE UNEXPLAINED FILES. From mysterious disappearances and UFO encounters, to unidentified fanged predators and reported curses, THE UNEXPLAINED FILES investigates actual, inexplicable occurrences that have confounded scientists and inspired legends.
  Science Channel continues this new series with all new investigations! In Alien Rain, the most mysterious rain of all is studied in the Blood Red Rains of Kerala, India where the water coming from the sky has turned a disturbing shade of red. THE UNEXPLAINED FILES then travels to South Carolina where they research the Carolina Beach Boom. These inexplicable, window shattering, weekly booms have haunted the beach town leaving locals speculating if the rumbles from the ground below them are in fact linked to alien involvement. Finally, the episode rounds out with a deep dive into the Voynich Manuscript, which surfaced by book dealer Wilfried Voynich in 1912. This manuscript was written in an unknown language and is filled with bizarre images of things that do not even exist on Earth. Who wrote it and why? Tune in on Wednesday, September 25th at 9PM ET/PT on Science Channel for all the details!
  For more information the episode descriptions are below:
  Alien Rain- There are many areas around the world where rainwater has turned a disturbing shade of red. The most mysterious rain of all is the Blood Red Rains of Kerala, India. Could this mysterious rain be carrying alien life? If so, how does it arrive on Earth?
   
• Syfy Paranormal Witness—Airs Wednesdays at 9/8c.
  The Innocent – Sneak Peek The spirits of a little boy and a murderous old man haunt a family, while a mysterious woman visits their house, trying to clear her name. 
  Do You See What I See? – Clip Nancy can see Amie’s abduction. http://www.syfy.com/videos/Paranormal%20Witness/Clips/vid:2678806
   
• Syfy Ghost Mine—Airs Wednesdays at 10/9c.
  Wandering Spirits – Sneak Peek The crew continues its efforts to solve the mystery of the mine’s unseen presence.
  Kristen’s Vlog: Episode 3 – Interview Clip Kristen talks about paranormal psychology and what a lack of oxygen can mean for paranormal activity.
  What’s That Anomaly? – Clip Kristen and Patrick discover a strange anomaly on their field cameras set up around the camp’s perimeter. 
   
• TLC Toddlers & Tiaras "Puttin' on the Glitz Pageant" New Wed, Sep 25 8:00 PM
  Profiling contestants at a Roaring '20s pageant in White Plains, N.Y.
   
• TLC Cheer Perfection "I Got That Magic Pee" New Wed, Sep 25 9:00 PM
  A return to Chicago may be in the offing for an elite group; Alisha faces a tough coaching decision; Andrea shares a tip for healing a burn.
   
• TNT COLD JUSTICE "Hit and Run" – Tuesday, Sept. 24 at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Real life crime series Cold Justice follows former prosecutor Kelly Siegler and former crime-scene investigator Yolanda McClary as they dig into small-town murder cases that have lingered for years without answers or closure. In this episode, Siegler and McClary travel to Globe, Ariz., to search for clues about an apparent 1988 hit-and-run that may have been the result of a teenage dispute.
   
• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA…USA IS ROLLING OUT THE RED CARPET FOR MODERN FAMILY AND NCIS: LOS ANGELES PREMIERES
  Tune-in and join the massive community of MODERN FAMILY fanatics with “MOFY Nation” (mofynation.com)! USA has created unique opportunities to engage with the series -- on-air, online, socially and on-the-ground -- like never before. NCIS: LOS ANGELES premieres on USA on Monday, September 23 with a marathon beginning at 6am/5c and MODERN FAMILY bows on Tuesday, September 24 at 8/7c. Monday nights remain home to our action-packed WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW. Also launching on Tuesday, Emmy® award-winning journalist and “Talk Stoop” host Cat Greenleaf will make her debut as the new host of USA DAYTIME, where she will feature influencers, celebrities, and industry leaders talking about the latest movies, cultural trends, fashion and more, every day between 11am ET to 3pm ET.
  WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Il and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• USA Network USA DAYTIME Premiere on USA – 11am/10c - 3pm/2c
  Cat Greenleaf’s guests for the week include MODERN FAMILY stars Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, and Nolan Gould as well as co-creator and executive producer Steven Levitan.
   
• VELOCITY BRINGS VIEWERS MORE CLASSIC AUTOMOBILES FROM ACROSS AMERICA IN ALL NEW EPISODES OF CHASING CLASSIC CARS, HOSTED BY WAYNE CARINI
  A Mysterious Find Tuesday, September 24 at 10 PM
  When four sisters need advice about what to do with their father’s 1939 328 BMW they call on Wayne. Having sat untouched for twenty years the car is full of surprises including a mysterious briefcase discovered behind the seats.

RERUNS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: And Straight on 'Til Morning
  THE INHABITANTS OF STORYBROOKE BRACE FOR THE END WHEN THE ANNIHILATION OF THE TOWN BECOMES IMMINENT, MR. GOLD MOURNS THE LOSS OF HIS SON, AND HOOK DISCOVERS A CONNECTION TO A YOUNG BAE IN NEVERLAND,
  ON "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  "And Straight On 'Til Morning" - The inhabitants of Storybrooke brace themselves for the end when Greg and Tamara detonate the trigger Regina had placed within the curse, with the annihilation of the town and its residents imminent; and Mr. Gold mourns the loss of his son, Bae/Neal. Meanwhile, back in Neverland of the past, Hook discovers his connection to a young Bae after he rescues him from the sea and soon realizes that the Lost Boys are in hot pursuit of the boy, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/12/13)
  Guest starring are Raphael Sbarge as Archie Hopper/Jiminy Cricket, Lee Arenberg as Leroy/Grumpy, Michael Raymond-James as Neal Cassidy, Beverley Elliott as Granny, David-Paul Grove as Doc, Gabe Khouth as Mr. Clark/Sneezy, Faustino Di Bauda as Sleepy, Jeffrey Kaiser as Dopey, Michael Coleman as Happy, Mig Macario as Bashful, Dylan Schmid as young Baelfire, Ethan Embry as Greg Mendell, Christopher Gauthier as Smee, Sonequa Martin-Green as Tamara, Parker Croft as Felix, Alex Barima as twin one and Jack Diblasio as twin two.
  "And Straight On 'Til Morning" was written by Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz and directed by Dean White.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Truth Part 1 & 2
  IN A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR TELECAST OF ABC'S "REVENGE," ONE CATASTROPHIC MOMENT WILL CHANGE EVERYONE'S LIVES FOREVER
  "Truth Part 1 / Truth Part 2" -- In a special two-hour telecast of "Revenge" filled with high octane and life changing moments, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC, a series of dangerous events has been set in motion, and it all comes to a head in one catastrophic moment that will change everyone's lives forever. The devastation leads to a heartbreaking death that will send shockwaves down the shoreline and force Emily to take a hard look at the truth and the path of revenge she has embarked on.
  Guest cast for "Truth, Part 1" includes Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Takeda, Seychelle Gabriel as Regina, Falk Hentschel as IT tech, Brian Lally as security guard no. 1, Guy Nardulli as security guard no. 2, Donna Rusch as newscaster no. 1, Bill Seward as newscaster no. 2 and Marc Istook as newscaster no. 3. "Truth, Part 1" was written by Michael Foley and Nikki Toscano, and directed by Randy Zisk.
  Guest cast for "Truth, Part 2" includes Lewis Herthum as Agent Gentry, Larry Sullivan as Dr. Norton, Dilshad Vadsaria as Padma Lahari, Stephanie Maura Sanchez as News Anchor, Milby Barron as Reporter, Charles Carpenter as Fireman #1, David Lim as Fireman #2 and Barry Levy as Security Guard. "Truth, Part 2" was written by Mike Kelley and Mark B. Perry, and directed by J. Miller Tobin.
   

• CBS Saturday September 28 48 Hours 2 re-runs 8:00pm-10:00pm TBA
  Followed by the season premiere
   

• The CW MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “On the Road Again” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  NEW OPPORTUNITIES / GLORIANA PERFORMS IN THE SEASON FINALE — After having a rough time in BlueBell, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) decides a little time in New York City might be the perfect opportunity to give her some much needed perspective, but a medical emergency on the plane forces her to complete the trip with an unexpected companion. George (Scott Porter) struggles with his constant relationship misfortunes, until he runs in to Lily Anne (guest star Amy Ferguson), who helps him with his heartache. When Lemon (Jaime King) promises that the Rammer Jammer will be having a special concert with the band Gloriana, she must scramble to make it happen, with the less-than-enthusiastic help of Wade (Wilson Bethel). Meanwhile, Lavon (Cress Williams) discovers that the opposing town’s Mayor has stolen something dear to him and enlists the help of the townspeople to get it back. Tim Matheson directed the episode written by Leila Gerstein and Len Goldstein (#222).
   

• The CW MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 “WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET)
  “Legends Football League” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TACKLING COMEDY — WITH GUEST STARS APPEARANCE BY CHLOE BUTLER AND MONIQUE GAXIOLA (“LEGENDS FOOTBALL LEAGUE”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Jonathan Mangum (“Let’s Make a Deal”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#108).
   

• The CW MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 “WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Kyle Richards” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  GETTING REAL — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY KYLE RICHARDS (“THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Jonathan Mangum (“Let’s Make a Deal”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#107).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Maggie Q” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)
  KILLING IT WITH COMEDY — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY MAGGIE Q (“NIKITA”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Nyima Funk (“SuperNews!”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#109).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 ARROW — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Sacrifice” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  HEROES ARE FORGED AND SACRIFICES MADE IN THIS EPIC SEASON FINALE — Oliver (Stephen Amell) and Diggle (David Ramsey) race to stop the Dark Archer (John Barrowman) from unleashing his vengeance on The Glades. However, they run into a roadblock after Detective Lance (Paul Blackthorne) picks up Felicity for questioning. Tommy (Colin Donnell) and Oliver’s already tumultuous relationship takes a turn for the worse after Oliver makes a confession about Laurel (Katie Cassidy). After hearing of the danger in The Glades, Thea (Willa Holland) races to find Roy (Colton Haynes), inadvertently putting herself directly in the line of fire for Malcolm’s (John Barrowman) devious plan. On the island, Oliver, Slade (Manu Bennett) and Shado (guest star Celina Jade) are locked in a life-or-death struggle against Fyers (guest star Sebastian Dunn) as his missiles lock on a full Ferris Air jetliner. Susanna Thompson also stars. David Barrett directed the episode with the teleplay written by Marc Guggenheim & Andrew Kreisberg and story by Greg Berlanti (#123).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Graduation” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
  WHO WILL TAKE THE CURE? — On Graduation Day, Mystic Falls is overrun with ghosts intent on settling old scores and fulfilling their supernatural destinies. Damon's (Ian Somerhalder) life is in danger after a ghostly encounter, while Matt (Zach Roerig) and Rebekah (Claire Holt) join forces to battle a ghost determined to find the cure. As everyone gathers for the graduation ceremony and the ghosts converge, help comes from an unlikely hero. Caroline (Candice Accola) receives a touching and unexpected graduation present, and Bonnie’s (Kat Graham) plan leads to the closing of the veil. Elena (Nina Dobrev) makes a decision about the Salvatore brothers and faces an epic confrontation with Katherine (Nina Dobrev). Finally, Stefan (Paul Wesley) discovers a horrifying clue to the mystery surrounding Silas. Chris Grismer directed the episode written by Caroline Dries & Julie Plec (#423).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —(9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl Whose Walk is TOO Good” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  THE ELIMINATED MODELS GET A CHANCE TO RETURN — Two of the models get overly confident, but end up booking no runway shows, which shatters their self-confidence. One of the girls gets distracted at the photo shoot because of her crush on one of the guys and, in a twist, two of the eliminated models get the chance to come back to compete (#2009).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 PERFECT SCORE — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Strike a Pose” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE — In this episode, contestants and best friends Carmen and Monique are a lot more than just pretty faces. Watch as the girls put the men under the microscope as they search for inner beauty and their perfect score. The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries”). The episode was directed by Rob George (#106).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for AMERICAN DAD, THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS, FAMILY GUY and DADS are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “AMERICAN DAD” TRAVELS TO ROGER’S HOME PLANET ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
  In an encore of the 150th episode, the series travels to the slave spaceship that abducted Jeff (Jeff Fischer) --  with Roger’s (Seth MacFarlane) help – after Jeff discovered his secret (hint: Roger is an alien). To find his way home, Jeff must first prove to the evil Emperor Zing (guest voice Michael McKean) that he was always in love with Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) in the “Lost In Space” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 22 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-720) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus; Jeff Fischer as Jeff. Guest Voice Cast: Sean Hayes as Foster, Michael McKean as Emperor Zing and Sinbad as himself.  
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 
  A BEAUTIFUL PIANO TEACHER GETS BART TO CHANGE HIS TUNE ON “THE SIMPSONS”  SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
  Justin Bieber, Bill Hader, Jane Krakowski and Patrick Stewart Make Guest-Voice Appearances
  Marge encourages Bart to explore his creative side, and his initial reticence quickly subsides when Marge hires Slava’s beautiful daughter, Zhenya, as his new piano instructor. Meanwhile, Homer is shocked when he loses the last two remaining hairs on his head, and employs a wide variety of headgear to try and keep his newfound baldness a secret from Marge in the “Fabulous Faker Boy” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 22 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-2412) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse and Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
  Guest Voice Cast: Bill Hader as Slava, Jane Krakowski as Zhenya, Patrick Stewart as Vigorous Older Man and Justin Bieber as himself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 MARGE GOES ONLINE ON “THE SIMPSONS”   SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
  FAMILY GUY Creator Seth MacFarlane Guest-Voices!
  Marge mistakes a swinging Ashley Madison-type website for a Dolly Madison-type cupcake site, not realizing it’s a destination for married people seeking liaisons. On the site, she meets the charming “Ben” (guest voice MacFarlane), who pursues her after they learn they share a love for a “Downton Abbey”-type TV series in the “Dangers on a Train” episode of THE SIMPSONS event airing Sunday, Sept. 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-2417) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse and Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
  Guest Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Ben; Lisa Lampanelli as Ramona
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A SCHOOL TRIP TO THE MUSEUM TURNS WILD FOR THE BELCHERS ON “BOB'S BURGERS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
  While acting as a parent chaperone on the school’s trip to the museum, Bob has a father-daughter bonding moment with Louise. Meanwhile, Gene and his friends are on a hunt to find exhibits that feature the female anatomy. Also, Tina questions her dorkiness and, on the steps of the museum, Linda lends her unique chanting abilities to striking museum workers in the “Carpe Museum” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, Sept. 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-309) (TV-14 D, L)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S PAR FOR THE COURSE ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
  The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and, of course, get thrown out in the “No Country Club for Old Men” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1021) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, and Tom Tucker; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg; Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown; and Patrick Warburton as Joe.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
  --“DADS”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FATHERS DON’T KNOW BEST ON “DADS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
  ELI (Seth Green) and WARNER (Giovanni Ribisi) are business partners – and childhood best friends – whose lives get turned upside down when their pain-in-the-neck dads, DAVID (Peter Riegert) and CRAWFORD (Martin Mull), move in with them in the “Pilot” episode of DADS airing Sunday, Sept. 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DDS-101) (TV-14 D, S, V)
  Cast: Seth Green as Eli Sachs; Giovanni Ribisi as Warner Whittemore; Peter Riegert as David Sachs; Martin Mull as Crawford Whittemore; Vanessa Lachey as Camila Whittemore; Brenda Song as Veronica and Tonita Castro as Edna.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
  — “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ICHABOD AND ABBIE TRY TO DETERMINE WHICH WITCH IS WHICH? ON “SLEEPY HOLLOW” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
  Still adjusting to his 21st century reality, ICHABOD CRANE (Tom Mison) and Lt. ABBIE MILLS (Nicole Beharie) move forward in their mission to unravel the mysteries lurking in Sleepy Hollow. A frightful vision from Ichabod’s former wife, KATRINA (Katia Winter), sends the unlikely duo on the hunt for a vengeful witch from the 1700s who has been awoken by unknown evils and is on a path of destruction in the quaint town. Meanwhile, despite all odds, Officer ANDY BROOKS (John Cho) is back and on a questionable mission of his own in the “Blood Moon” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Friday, Sept. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-102) (TV-14 L, V)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 
  **ONE-HOUR EPISODE**--“ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD ON ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
  For Mature Audiences
  In an encore of the “An American Story” episode of AXE COP, badass crime fighter AXE COP (Nick Offerman) tells the story of how his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, Book Cop (guest voice Jonathan Banks), invented the Fourth of July. Then, in an encore of the “Heroes” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, Marsh (Vincent Kartheiser) meets his hero, The Candy Diet Guru Garrett Philanders (guest voice Anders Holm), who happens to be Brad’s (T.J. Miller) long-lost father. In an encore of the “Zombie Island…In Space” episode of AXE COP, a young woman (guest voice Megan Mullally) asks badass crime fighter Axe Cop (Nick Offerman) and partner Flute Cop (Ken Marino) to find her kidnapped scientist father, leading them to the Zombie Island planet, where they help save the Queen of England. Then, in an encore of the “Adderall” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, the pressure is on at High School USA when the gang prepares to take the SAT exam, so they resort to pill-popping measures. Meanwhile, Blackstein (Nathan Barnatt) joins the school’s gay club to beef up his extracurricular activities, but he must hide the fact that he is straight in order to stay in the club and get into college. Don’t miss the full hour of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF airing Saturday, Sept. 28 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ANI-107) (TV-MA L, S, V)
  AXE COP: Guest Voice Cast: Jonathan Banks as Book Cop; Patton Oswalt as Dr. Rang; Jared Harris as King of England; James Adomian as Book Cop’s dad; Megan Mullally as Book Cop’s mom; Rob Huebel as Grey Diamond; Vincent Kartheiser as Bat Warthog Man; Peter Serafinowicz as Red Coat; Megan Mullally as Isabella and Queen of England; Peter Serafinowicz as Dr. Doo Doo and Chemist “M”
  HIGH SCHOOL USA!: Guest Voice Cast: Anders Holm as Garrett Philanders; Ray Ford as Nico Ninja; Milo Silverstein as Wally; Moon-Unit Zappa as Tracy; Jay Johnston as Officer Dumphy; Britta Phillips/Jackie Hoffman as Tamar; Michael K. Williams as Lucius
   

• Lifetime Devious Marathon and Season Finale
  Sunday, September 22, at 10pm ET/PT
  Lifetime presents an all-day marathon of Devious Maids on 9/22 from 10am to 10pm leading up to the highly anticipated season finale.  Don't miss an additional Devious marathon on Friday, September 13 from 6pm to 12am.  Photo
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "PILOT" 09/27/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Friday) : One of NY's most beloved news anchors, Mike Henry (Michael J. Fox, "Spin City", "Family Ties"), put his career on hold to spend more time with his family and focus on his health after he was diagnosed with Parkinson's. But now five years later, with the kids busy growing up and Mike growing restless, it just might be time for him to get back to work. Having never wanted Mike to leave in the first place, his old boss Harris Green (Wendell Pierce, "Treme", "The Wire") jumped at the chance to get him back on TV. The trick, as it's always been, was to make Mike think it was his idea. After several - okay, many - failed attempts, Mike's family, anxious to see him out of the house, finally succeeded in getting him to "run into" Green. Now their plan is in motion. He'll be back to juggling home, family and career, just like the old days - only better.
   

• NBC "MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW" "NEIGHBOR"
  09/27/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : At Annie's (Betsy Brandt) request, Mike (Michael J. Fox) confronts a noisy (and attractive) upstairs neighbor (guest star Tracy Pollan), who seems to develop a bit of a crush on him. Though Annie thinks it's cute, Mike refuses to admit he enjoys the added attention. To Eve’s (Juliette Goglia) chagrin, Ian (Conor Romero) tries to court her new friend from school. After enjoying the perks of being mistaken for a single mom during a day out with Graham (Jack Gore), Leigh (Katie Finneran) considers letting the ruse play out a little longer.
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "A PROBLEM HOUSE"
  09/28/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : AN ARSONIST TAKES NOTICE OF SEVERIDE AS NEW RED TAPE CAUSES BIG CHANGES IN THE DEPARTMENT IN THE SEASON TWO PREMIERE — Evidence recovered at a series of fires indicates that Lt. Severide (Taylor Kinney) is being targeted by an arsonist. Meanwhile, Battalion Chief Boden (Eamonn Walker) clashes with Gail McLeod (guest star Michelle Forbes), a high ranking consultant with the State Marshal’s office who keeps a sharp eye on budgets and performance at the city’s firehouses -- and has 51 under her microscope as one that could face the prospect of being closed. Elsewhere, Lt. Casey (Jesse Spencer) reflects on the year anniversary of Andy’s death, Shay (Lauren German) has suspicions about Severide’s paternity and Mouch (Christian Stolte) enjoys a visit from Mari (guest star Cindy Chang), his Japanese girlfriend. Monica Raymund, Charlie Barnett, David Eigenberg, Yuri Sardarov and Joe Minoso also star. Jon Seda, and Jesse Lee Soffer also guest star.
   

• NBC "THE BLACKLIST" "PILOT"
  09/28/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : WHO IS "RED REDDINGTON?" – SEASON PREMIERE – Ex-government agent and one of the FBI’s Most Wanted fugitives, Raymond "Red" Reddington (James Spader) mysteriously turns himself in to the FBI and offers to give up everyone he has ever worked with including a long-thought-dead terrorist but under one condition – he’ll only talk to newly-minted female FBI profiler, Elizabeth Keen (Megan Boone) with whom he seemingly has no connection. For Liz, it’s going to be one hell of a first day on the job and what follows is a twisting series of events as the race to stop a terrorist begins. Also starring are Diego Klattenhoff, Harry Lennix, and Ryan Eggold.
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" Melissa Mccarthy / Phoenix HDTV TV-14 DL
  "Saturday Night Live," NBC's Emmy Award-winning late-night comedy showcase, enters its 39th season in September for another year of laughs, surprises and great performances.
  09/28/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• PBS EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation Takes to the Skies in a New Six-Part Mini-Series Debuting Wednesday, September 4, 2013 on PBS
  Experience an awe-inspiring journey of earth's natural wonders, as never seen before, through the eyes of birds
  What would it be like to see the world from a bird's perspective? To experience riding on the backs of bald eagles and snow geese or flying alongside a flock of brown pelicans as they scan and dive for fish in the ocean below. State-of-the-art technology and sophisticated camera techniques have now made it possible to do just that and more as EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation takes viewers on a breathtaking aerial adventure over six continents.
  Episode four: South America (airs Wednesday, September 25 at 8 p.m.)
  Condors and scarlet macaws take us to the Andes and the Amazon. Giant petrels in Patagonia shadow killer whales. Hummingbirds feed at Iguazu Falls, vultures ride the thermals over Rio de Janeiro, and black vultures target turtle eggs in Costa Rica.
  A two-hour compilation of this six-hour series, titled "Winged Planet," aired on the Discovery Channel last October.Nature is a production of THIRTEEN in association with WNET for PBS.
   

• USA Network MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
  NCIS: LOS ANGELES “Launch Marathon” – 6am/5c
  What better way to welcome the elite Los Angeles based division of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service to USA Network than with a full-day marathon! Get to know agents G. Callen (Chris O'Donnell) and Sam Hanna (LL COOL J) and the whole team. The marathon airs from 6am to 8pm.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
  MODERN FAMILY Series Premiere on USA – 8/7c
  It’s time to welcome a whole slew of new characters to the family. Cheers to the Pritchetts, Dunphys and Tucker-Pritchetts and all of their crazy antics! Now our MODERN FAMILY fanatics or “MOFYs” can enjoy episodes from the first four seasons five nights a week (Tuesday 8-11pm, Wednesday and Thursday 9-11pm, Friday 8-10pm, Sunday 9-11pm) on USA. The series stars stars Ed O’Neill, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Nolan Gould and Rico Rodriguez.
   

• USA Network WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
  MODERN FAMILY & NCIS: LOS ANGELES “Launch Marathon” – 8/7c
  Catch MODERN FAMILY from 8pm to 9pm followed by a NCIS: LOS ANGELES “Launch Marathon” from 9am to 4am.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
  MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c
  Catch the Pritchetts, Dunphys, Tucker-Pritchetts and the rest of the MODERN FAMILY crew from 8pm to 9pm.
   

• USA Network FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
  MODERN FAMILY – 8/7c – TGIMF (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family),
  Every Friday will be family night, otherwise known as TGIMF, (Thank Goodness It’s Modern Family), when the entire brood can watch MODERN FAMILY together from 8pm to 10pm.
   

• USA Network SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28
  NCIS: LOS ANGELES “Launch Marathon” – 9am/8c
  Enjoy a full day of NCIS: LOS ANGELES with a marathon airing from 9am to 2am.
  

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• HAWAII FIVE-O THE THIRD SEASON
  Latest Season Of Thrilling Series Hits The Shore On Blu-rayTM And DVD September 24 Packed With All-New Interviews With Cast And Crew And Deleted Scenes
  Experience every thrilling moment of the popular crime drama when HAWAII FIVE-0: THE THIRD SEASON makes waves on Blu-ray and DVD September 24 from CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution.
  Featuring newly produced special features, dive into the mega-hit series starring Alex O'Loughlin, Scott Caan, Daniel Dae Kim, Grace Park, Masi Oka and Michelle Borth with this latest collection, out just in time for the Season Four broadcast premiere on Friday, September 27. In addition to all 24 action-packed episodes, both the six-disc Blu-ray and seven-disc DVD collections boast exclusive material such as deleted scenes, a cast and crew gag reel and newly produced featurettes
   

• EMMY® AWARD-WINNING JOURNALIST CAT GREENLEAF MAKES HER DEBUT AS THE HOST OF USA NETWORK DAYTIME PROGRAMMING, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
  First Week Lineup Features MODERN FAMILY Cast Members and Series Co-Creator and Executive Producer Steven Levitan –
  Coinciding with the Debut of the Emmy Award-Winning Comedy Series on USA Network
  NEW YORK – September 18, 2013 – Emmy® award-winning journalist and “Talk Stoop” host Cat Greenleaf will make her debut as USA Network’s new host of its daytime programming on Tuesday, September 24 between 11am ET and 3pm ET. During the new USA DAYTIME programming block, she’ll introduce viewers daily to buzzworthy commentary, pop-culture news, and intimate one-on-one interviews with celebrities, brand icons and USA talent. As fans gear up for the highly-anticipated launch of the Emmy-winning comedy MODERN FAMILY on USA, stars of the series will join Greenleaf exclusively on her stoop. 
   

• Two and a Half Men: The Complete Tenth Season on DVD & Blu-Ray 9/24
  THE MEN YOU LOVE TO LOVE ARE BACK AS WARNER BROS. HOME ENTERTAINMENT RELEASES TWO AND A HALF MEN: THE COMPLETE TENTH SEASON ON DVD SEPTEMBER 24, 2013
  Three-Disc Set Includes All 23 Episodes Plus Hilarious Special Features!
  BURBANK, CA (August 1, 2013) – This fall, Two and a Half Men fans are in for tons of love and laughter with their favorite Malibu men as Warner Bros. Home Entertainment (WBHE) releases the hilarious tenth season on DVD. Ten seasons in, Two and a Half Men continues to be a solid hit, ranking as network TV’s #2 Comedy with Households and Total Viewers, averaging nearly 14 million viewers per episode. Two and a Half Men was renewed for an eleventh season and will return this fall on CBS. Featuring stars Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Angus T. Jones, Two and a Half Men: The Complete Tenth Season DVD includes all 23 laugh-out-loud episodes from Season 10 and is available to own for $44.98 SRP. Add in a side-splitting gag reel plus new behind-the-scenes footage, this release has all the makings of an unforgettable DVD experience.
  In Season Ten, the Malibu beach house men have matrimony on the mind. But where the heart (or other body parts) is concerned, even the most honorable guy can screw up. Billionaire entrepreneur Walden Schmidt (Kutcher) struggles with love when his wedding proposal gets shot down, indulges in a fling with a familiar stalker, and finds true love under a different (penniless) persona. Nebbish housemate Alan Harper decides life with his longtime girlfriend is better with her than without, then gets caught in an Internet scandal with his super hot ex-wife. And newly enlisted man Jake pops the Big Q to a tattoo queen twice his age, then decides he likes her daughter better! It’s just what guys do while under the influence of male egos, female wiles, and Berta’s occasional special brownies. The Season 10 guest stars include Miley Cyrus, Jaime Pressly, Scott Bakula, Hilary Duff, Judy Greer, Patton Oswalt, Marilu Henner, Michael Bolton and Melanie Lynskey, making this season a must-own hit.
   

• Lionsgate Releases Three Powerful Films Available for the First Time On Blu-ray Disc September 24
  City Of God/City Of Men Double Feature, Paid in Full and An Unfinished Life arrive for the first time on Blu-ray Disc September 24 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment.
  Experience two powerful and raw criminal dramas when Miramax's City Of God/City Of Men Double Feature arrives for the first time together on Blu-ray Disc September 24 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. City Of God/City Of Men Double Feature Blu-ray Disc will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.99. This will be the first time City of Men will be available on Blu-ray Disc.
  Nominated for four Academy Awards® (2003) -- Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Cinematography and Best Film Editing -- and more than 50 other awards internationally, City of God is one of TIME Magazine's "100 Greatest Movies of All-Time" and number 18 on IMDb.com's "Top 250." Directed by Fernando Meirelles and adapted from the novel by Paulo Lins (Orfeu), the story follows two young boys who grow up in a violent neighborhood in Rio de Janeiro, each of whom takes a different path in life.
  Spanning more than 20 years in Brazil, two boys grow up in the same violent neighborhood of Rio de Janeiro. Li'l Zé (Leandro Firmino da Hora, Cheating in Chains) owns the city and instills fear and violence in the community without mercy. Rocket (Alexandre Rodrigues, Forbidden to Forbid) only wants to pursue his passion for photography. But gang violence continues to rage in the City of God and the friends slowly get lost in themselves and their city.
  Wood Harris (Dredd) and Mekhi Phifer (8 Mile) team up in Miramax's edgy, hard-hitting film Paid In Full, making its Blu-ray Disc debut September 24 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. When a teenager in Harlem sees the flashy lifestylethat the drug business can bring, he quickly dives into the scene, rises up and takes control. Also starring rap icon Cam'ron (Killa Season), Chi McBride (Gone In 60 Seconds) and Esai Morales (TV's "NYPD Blue"), the Paid in Full Blu-ray Disc, featuring an audio commentary with the director, will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.99.
  Stuck in a nowhere job, Ace (Harris) is a restless teenager who envies the high-rolling lifestyle of his drug-dealing friends. When he is overcome by the desire for expensive cars and flashy clothes, Ace makes a move that will change his life forever. Seduced by the allure of easy money in the illicit Harlem underground, he uses his skills to quickly take control of the streets and seize all the power that comes with it. Don't miss the gripping story of chasing the American dream...from the wrong side of the tracks.
   

• The New Addictive Series HANNIBAL: SEASON ONE Arrives On Blu-ray Disc, DVD and Digital Download September 24 From Lionsgate
  HANNIBAL: SEASON ONE Return To The Scene Of The Crime With Television's Hit Series Arriving On Blu-ray Disc, DVD and Digital Download September 24 From Lionsgate Home Entertainment
  Hannibal: Season One, the new addictive series on NBC from Gaumont International Television that has audiences everywhere on the edge of their seats, will be available for the first time on Blu-ray Disc, DVD and Digital Download September 24 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. From Bryan Fuller, the co-creator of TV's "Wonderfalls" and "Pushing Daisies," David Slade, the director of Hard Candy and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and based on the novels of Thomas Harris, Hannibal: Season One delves into the complex mind of iconic villain Hannibal Lecter.
  Starring a critically acclaimed cast including Emmy® Award nominee Hugh Dancy (Elizabeth I, Showtime’s “The Big C”), Academy® Award nominee Laurence Fishburne (What’s Love Got to Do with It, Lead Actor, 1993, TV’s “CSI,” The Matrix) and Palme d'Or winner Mads Mikkelsen (Best Actor, The Hunt; Casino Royale), the “deliciously disturbing” (Chicago Sun Times) series captured TV audiences, premiering to over 4.3 million viewers.
  FBI Agent Will Graham (Dancy) hunts the most notorious serial killers. Graham is both gifted and cursed with an extraordinary ability: he can think like his prey, seeing what they see and feeling what they feel. What he doesn’t know is that his new partner is the most notorious serial killer of all. While pursuing an especially troubling, cannibalistic murderer, Special Agent Jack Crawford (Fishburne) teams Graham with a highly respected psychiatrist – a man with a taste for the criminally minded: Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Mikkelsen). Dr. Lecter tests Graham every step of the way, toying with him and playing a game all his own, while they work to unravel the mystery and catch the killer. Like only Lecter can, he twists Graham’s mind, daring him to question everything he knows about others…and himself.
  The complete first season contains all 13 episodes, including one episode never before aired on TV, plus audio commentaries on select episodes, deleted scenes, a gag reel, storyboards and multiple featurettes that cut deep into the creation of the series. The Hannibal: Season One Blu-ray Disc and DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $39.97 and $39.98, respectively.
   

• AN EPIC STORY OF FAITH AND REDEMPTION "BARABBAS"
  Billy Zane Stars In The Biblical Drama Arriving On Blu-ray Disc And DVD September 24 From Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment And Sonar Entertainment
  UNIVERSAL CITY, CA – Experience a tale of devotion and salvation when the two-part Biblical epic, Barabbas, arrives on Blu-ray Disc and DVD September 24 from Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment and Sonar Entertainment. Expanding on the story of Barabbas from a combination of various gospels, the miniseries is based on the 1950 Nobel Prize-winning novel by Swedish author Par Lagerkvist and stars Billy Zane (Titanic), Hristo Shopov (The Passion of the Christ), Paolo Seganti (LA Confidential), Christiana Capotondi (Merlin) and Filippo Nigro (Facing Windows). Shot on location in Tunisia, Barabbas picks up where the Bible left off and tells the remarkable story about a man seeking redemption after his life is spared at the cost of Jesus Christ’s death. Barabbas premiered in March 2013 on ReelzChannel as an original miniseries event.
  As the Bible tale goes, Barabbas and Jesus were imprisoned together and sentenced to death, but Pontius Pilate (Nigro) offered to release Barabbas (Zane) based on crowd demand. After his life is spared, Barabbas seeks redemption that leads him to a fight with an evil empire. Once a common criminal, he must accept that his sword is now at God’s service as he transforms from doubting his life’s purpose to discovering salvation in Christ. Take a journey of biblical proportions with Barabbas, available on Blu-ray Disc and DVD for the suggested retail price of $29.95 and $19.97, respectively.
  Synopsis: Based on the novel by Par Lagerkvist, winner of a Nobel Prize in Literature, Barabbas is a two-part mini-series that explores the story of a man whose life was spared because of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Filmed on location in Tunisia, this sweeping epic is an ultimate story of redemption that picks up where the Bible left off. Photos
   

• 'Glee' Star Set as CW's Flash
   

• Looking forward to watching the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards this Sunday? The Emmys are always an exciting time full of glitz, glamour, and everything Hollywood, but let's not forget one major staple of the event: the fab manicures that rock the red carpet! Last year, Kelly Osbourne left the awe-struck paparazzi gawking with her $250,000 black diamond mani, and this year's Emmy nail fashions will be even better! Nail Expert and Custom Nail Solutions President Katie Saxton has the exclusive inside on which manis will accompany the Emmy nominees' Versace dresses and Louboutins this year. Her input is below for your coverage consideration.
  FORGET THE TV SHOWS--THE 2013 EMMYS ARE ALL ABOUT NAIL FASHION
  Nail Expert and Custom Nail Solutions Founder Katie Saxton Has The Exclusive Scoop On Which Nail Designs Will Grace The Red Carpet At The 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards
  The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards are this Sunday, and Hollywood stars are getting ready to steal the red carpet spotlight with their Gucci dresses and Prada clutches. They also can't wait to wow the crowd with their glam nail art! Last year, Zooey Deschanel had the paparazzi snapping photo after photo of her light tangerine mani accented with clear gems and sparkly silver/black TV sets on the thumbs. According to Nail Expert and Custom Nail Solutions founder Katie Saxton, this year will be even more exciting!
   

• San Francisco Giants: Hometown Heroics Arrives on DVD September 24 From Lionsgate Home Entertainment
  Celebrate the remarkable history of the boys from the Bay Area in San Francisco Giants: Hometown Heroics, arriving on DVD September 24 from Lionsgate Home Entrainment. This original program from award-winning Major League Baseball Productions features can't-miss moments, history making feats and lovable heroes in one thrilling ride through the greatest moments in Giants history. With an all-star lineup of Giants legends and up-and-coming superstars, plus exciting bonus footage, the San FranciscoGiants: Hometown Heroics DVD takes a contemporary look at the history of this legendary franchise and will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.98.
  Take a look back at players who transformed the history of the game, as well as at those who have undoubtedly impacted its future. From Candlestick to AT&T Park, Juan Marichal and Willy Mays to Jeff Kent, Matt Cain and Buster Posey, this crowd-pleaser covers all the heroes. The exciting blend of exclusive interviews, stunning footage, thrilling game highlights and a treasure trove of priceless stories will keep you on the edge of your seat as you relive these captivating Giants moments again and again.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: Back to School - SEASON PREMIERE
  TWO OF THE STARS FROM A&E'S "DUCK DYNASTY" MAKE THEIR ACTING DEBUT ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
  Willie Robertson and his uncle, Si Robertson, two of the stars from the hit reality show A&E's "Duck Dynasty," will make their acting debut when they guest star in the Season Premiere of "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In the episode, "Back to School," Mike finds that Mandy's steady boyfriend Kyle's new interest in philosophy is distracting him from his work at The Outdoor Man Store. A solution may be in the offing when camo-wearing and regular customers Brody (Willie Robertson) and Uncle Ray (Si Robertson) come to the sporting goods store to get outfitted for their annual moose hunting expedition. Meanwhile, Mike is skeptical about his grandson Boyd attending a bilingual school and wants Kristin and Ryan to switch Boyd to a school in his neighborhood.
  Guest starring is Willie Robertson as Brody, Si Robertson as Uncle Ray, Jordan Masterson as Ryan, Carla Jimenez as Blanca, Ed Ackerman as customer no. 1 and Danny Jacobs as customer no. 2.
  "Back to School" was written by Kevin Hench and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: Family Conference - SEASON PREMIERE
  WILL MARTY, DEBBIE, LARRY AND JACKIE APPROVE OF REGGIE AND AMBER'S
  RELATIONSHIP? -- ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  Megan Park ("The Secret Life of American Teenager") Joins the Cast in the Recurring Role of Jane
  Talk Show Host Jerry Springer Makes a Cameo
  "Family Conference" - As the summer winds down, Amber and Reggie reveal to their families that they've been dating. Jackie calls for a family conference - in a newly revealed basement at the Bird-Kersee home - at which both families vote on whether or not the couple can stay together. Things approach fever pitch until Abby interrupts with a heartfelt speech about how Reggie is the only person to ever make Amber smile. Then, just as the families are about to embrace the relationship, an unexpected guest arrives to compete for Reggie's affections, on the Season Premiere of "The Neighbors," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Megan Park as Jane, Stephanie Little as teacher, Jerry Springer as himself, Katerine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton and Shaun Robinson as alien woman.
  "Family Conference" was written by Kristin Newman and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• AMC Breaking Bad Episode: "Ozymandias" Sunday, September 15 9:00pm
  Season 5, Episode 14 Everyone copes with radically changed circumstances.
   

• AMC Low Winter "The Way Things Are" Sunday, September 15 10:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 6 Frank's search for Katia takes him through unfamiliar territory. Meanwhile, Damon is forced to seek help from an enemy; and Nick proves his worth.
   

• BBC America Copper "Beautiful Dreamer" Sunday, September 15 10:00pm
  Season 2, Episode 12 With news of Lincoln's assassination stunning the nation, Corcoran tries to evade retaliation from Tammany Hall fixer "Wild Bill" Eustace. Meanwhile, Eva's freedom hangs in the balance. Original Air Date: Sep 15, 2013
  Guest Cast William Baldwin: "Wild Bill" Eustace
   

• CBS SECRETS OF THE DOME ARE REVEALED, BARBIE’S LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE AND THE MONARCH IS REVEALED, ON THE FIRST SEASON FINALE CLIFFHANGER OF “UNDER THE DOME,” SEPT. 16
  “Curtains” – Secrets of the Dome are revealed and Big Jim is determined to put an end to Barbie once and for all. Meanwhile, Junior, Angie, Joe and Norrie discover who the Monarch is after receiving a shocking visit from a familiar face, on the first season finale cliffhanger of UNDER THE DOME, Monday, Sept. 16 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Brian K. Vaughan and Scott Gold
  DIRECTED BY: Jack Bender
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of BONES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]  **SEASON PREMIERE**--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
   THE TEAM INVESTIGATES REMAINS FOUND IN AN AIR CONDITIONING UNIT  ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON NINE PREMIERE OF “BONES” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX Read Oure Review!
  Freddie Prinze, Jr. (“24,” “Scooby-Doo”) and Mather Zickel (“I Love You, Man”) Guest-Star
  In the season premiere of BONES, the Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Jason Siedel, an accountant for the state department, whose remains were found in a hotel air conditioning unit. When Booth finds his old army buddy and CIA agent, Danny Beck (guest star Freddie Prinze, Jr.), clearing away evidence at the victim’s condo, he begins to realize that Siedel’s murder could yield more suspects than the team had anticipated. Booth also seeks out Aldo Clemens (guest star Mather Zickel), his friend and an ex-priest from their military days together, to get advice on his relationship with Brennan, now that Pelant has put a wedge between them. Meanwhile, Brennan must decide whether to have faith in Booth or to end her relationship with him in the all-new “The Secrets in the Proposal” season premiere episode of BONES airing Monday, Sept. 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-901) (TV-14 D, L, S V)
  Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Danny Beck; Mather Zickel as Aldo Clemens; Lucy Walters as Lily Thorn; Kathleen York as Marianne Thorn; Ted Norman as Rich Ceraulo; John Hartmann as Mr. Gough; Alastair Duncan as Heinrich Gloeckner.
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
  **SERIES PREMIERE**— “SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1  Read Oure Review!
  THIS TOWN IS ANYTHING BUT SLEEPY ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “SLEEPY HOLLOW” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX
  After being resurrected and pulled two and a half centuries through time, ICHABOD CRANE (Tom Mison) finds himself in modern-day Sleepy Hollow, where he quickly realizes that evil has awoken with him. When Sheriff August Corbin (guest star Clancy Brown) is killed by the infamous Headless Horseman, Ichabod forms an unlikely bond with Detective ABBIE MILLS (Nicole Beharie), a young cop who has her own childhood supernatural experiences. Together, the two embark on a mission to stop evil and uncover mysteries dating back to the founding of our country. Captain FRANK IRVING (Orlando Jones) hesitates to believe Ichabod’s tales of supernatural evil. But when Ichabod’s former wife, KATRINA (Katia Winter), provides clues about impending evil, they all begin to realize that this town is anything but sleepy in the all-new “Pilot” series premiere episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Monday, Sept. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-101) (TV-14 L, V)
  Cast: Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane; Nicole Beharie as Detective Abbie Mills; Orlando Jones as Captain Frank Irving; Katia Winter as Katrina Crane
  Guest Cast: John Cho as Andy Brooks; Clancy Brown as Sheriff August Corbin  
  Sleepy Hollow: Five Things to Know About Fox's Haunting, (Revisionist) Historical New Drama
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of DADS, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **SERIES PREMIERE**--“DADS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Read Oure Review!
  FATHERS DON’T KNOW BEST ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “DADS” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
  ELI (Seth Green) and WARNER (Giovanni Ribisi) are business partners – and childhood best friends – whose lives get turned upside down when their pain-in-the-neck dads, DAVID (Peter Riegert) and CRAWFORD (Martin Mull), move in with them in the all-new “Pilot” series premiere episode of DADS airing Tuesday, Sept. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DDS-101) (TV-14 D, S, V)
  Cast: Seth Green as Eli Sachs; Giovanni Ribisi as Warner Whittemore; Peter Riegert as David Sachs; Martin Mull as Crawford Whittemore; Vanessa Lachey as Camila Whittemore; Brenda Song as Veronica and Tonita Castro as Edna.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
  **SERIES PREMIERE**--BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Read Oure Review!
  BROOKLYN’S 99TH PRECINCT GETS A NEW CAPTAIN ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
  Detective JAKE PERALTA (Andy Samberg) is a talented, but carefree police detective at Brooklyn’s 99th precinct who, along with his eclectic group of colleagues, are used to having a lax captain around the office. However, when tightly-wound Captain RAY HOLT (Andre Braugher) takes over, he is determined to make this dysfunctional group of detectives into the best precinct in Brooklyn in the all-new “Pilot” series premiere episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Tuesday, Sept. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BRK-101) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Cast: Andy Samberg as Det. Jake Peralta; Andre Braugher as Capt. Ray Holt; Terry Crews as Sgt. Terry Jeffords; Melissa Fumero as Det. Amy Santiago; Joe Lo Truglio as Det. Charles Boyle; Stephanie Beatriz as Det. Rosa Diaz; Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
  **SEASON PREMIERE**—“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS AND NICK TAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SOUTH OF THE BORDER ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON THREE PREMIERE OF“NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 ON FOX
  Picking up immediately after the events of the Season Two finale (Cece's cancelled wedding), Nick and Jess decide to go "all in" on their romantic relationship – which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town.  But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it’s Schmidt and Winston to the (possible) rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth (guest star Merritt Wever), and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle in the all-new “All In” season premiere episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, Sept. 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-301) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Jess; Jake Johnson as Nick; Max Greenfield as Schmidt; Lamorne Morris as Winston; Hannah Simone as Cece.  
  Guest Cast: Merritt Wever as Elizabeth; Hemky Madera as Security Guard (Gabriel)  
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
  **SEASON PREMIERE**--“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A NEW DOCTOR CHECKS IN WHILE MINDY CHECKS OUT OF HAITI ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON TWO PREMIERE OF “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
  James Franco (“127 Hours”) Guest-Stars
  As Mindy and Casey adjust to their new life in Haiti, their blissful time is cut short when Mindy suddenly falls ill and is airlifted back to New York. Meanwhile, Schulman & Associates welcome their new resident OB/GYN Paul Leotard (guest star James Franco), a charming, former model who also happens to be a sex therapist and offers sex therapy advice to Danny and Christina in the all-new “All My Problems Solved Forever” season premiere episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, Sept. 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-201) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Cast: Mindy Kaling as Mindy; Chris Messina as Danny; Zoe Jarman as Betsy; Ed Weeks as Jeremy; Ike Barinholtz as Morgan; and Beth Grant as Beverly.
  Guest Cast: Anders Holm as Casey; Chloe Sevigny as Christina; James Franco as Dr. Paul Leotard.  
   

• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
  --“DADS”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FATHERS DON’T KNOW BEST ON “DADS” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
  ELI (Seth Green) and WARNER (Giovanni Ribisi) are business partners – and childhood best friends – whose lives get turned upside down when their pain-in-the-neck dads, DAVID (Peter Riegert) and CRAWFORD (Martin Mull), move in with them in the “Pilot” episode of DADS airing Thursday, Sept. 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DDS-101) (TV-14 D, S, V)
  Cast: Seth Green as Eli Sachs; Giovanni Ribisi as Warner Whittemore; Peter Riegert as David Sachs; Martin Mull as Crawford Whittemore; Vanessa Lachey as Camila Whittemore; Brenda Song as Veronica and Tonita Castro as Edna.  
   

• FX’s hit original drama series, SONS OF ANARCHY, airs Tuesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  "One One Six" Jax deals with collateral damage as external pressure continue to stack up against SAMCRO.
  Hurt People To stand last, who will strike first? The sixth season of SOA premiered Tuesday at 10p only on FX.
   

• FX Anger Management airs Thursday nights 9:30pm only on FX.
  September 19 "Charlie Gets The Party Started" Charlie recruits Sean (Brian Austin Green) to help him throw the epic party of the century. Meanwhile, Lacey inadvertently gets Ed hooked on drugs.
   

• FX The Bridge Wednesdays 10pm
  September 18 "Take The Ride, Pay The Toll" Showdown on the bridge as the Killer reveals his endgame.
   

• FXX’ hit original comedy series, THE LEAGUE, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:30 PM ET/PT.
  September 18 "Chalupa vs. The Cutlet" Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.
   

• FX IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  September 18 "The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award
   

• HBO Boardwalk Empire "Resignation" Sunday, September 15 9:00pm
  Season 4, Episode 2 Dr. Valentin Narcisse arrives in Atlantic City, and clashes with Nucky and Chalkie over the disappearance of an employee. Meanwhile, Dean O'Banion enlists Van Alden to keep an eye on Al Capone, starting with a political rally outside Chicago; Agent Knox reports to J. Edgar Hoover in Washington, D.C.; and Eddie demands a promotion from Nucky after 11 years of service.
  Guest Cast Brian Geraghty: Warren Knox Domenick Lombardozzi: Ralph Capone Eric Ladin: J. Edgar Hoover Erik LaRay Harvey: Dunn Purnsley Jeffrey Wright: Valentin Narcisse
   

• HBO The Newsroom "Election Night, Part 2" Sunday, September 15 10:00pm
  Season 2, Episode 9 In the conclusion of the Season 2 finale, election-night coverage winds down as Will and Charlie await Reese's decision on the future of ACN and its staff. Meanwhile, Don discusses a legal maneuver with Rebecca; Sloan learns who won the anonymous auction for her book; Neal asks Hallie for gift advice; and Jim tries to make peace with Lisa, and hopes Maggie can do the same. Original Air Date: Sep 15, 2013
  Guest Cast Marcia Gay Harden: Rebecca Halliday Hamish Linklater: Jerry Dantana Grace Gummer: Hallie Shea Kelen Coleman: Lisa Chris Messina: Reese Lansing
   

• Lifetime Julie Benz ("Dexter," "Defiance") is starring in a new Lifetime TV movie, "Taken: The Search for Sophie Parker," premiering on Saturday, September 21 at 8pm. The film deals with human sex trafficking which has been a hot button topic of late.
  "18 year-old Sophie Parker goes on spring break to Moscow with her friend Janie Hillman, daughter of the American Ambassador to Russia. When a reluctant Sophie is convinced by boy-crazy Janie to sneak out of the U.S. Embassy and go to a nightclub, the two girls are drugged and abducted by a Russian sexual slavery ring operating in the heart of Moscow. Sophie's widowed mother, Stevie, is a tough NYPD detective. When she gets an alarming and mysterious call from Sophie's cell-phone, Stevie takes the next plane to Russia, where she moves heaven and earth, and the Moscow police, on her frantic and action-packed quest to save her only child. Julie Benz, Amy Bailey, Naomi Battrick and Jeffrey Meek star.
   

• Lifetime Devious Maids "Getting Out the Blood" Sunday, September 15 10:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 12 Marisol puts herself in harm's way when she digs deeper into Flora's murder; Peri tries to get Rosie to forgive her; Carmen rekindles her relationship with Sam; Zoila continues to disapprove of Genevieve and Phillipe's relationship; Remi makes a major decision that puts Valentina in a difficult position.
   

• NBC "SIBERIA" "...INTO THE OVEN"
  09/16/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : IN THE SEASON FINALE, A REUNION OF THE CONTESTANTS MARKS A POSSIBILITY OF HOPE AND SALVATION BUT THE EVENTUAL ARRIVAL OF THE RESCUE PARTY TURNS OUT TO BE THE MOST DANGEROUS ENCOUNTER YET- Following the path shown to them by the Evenki natives, Miljan (Miljan Milosevic), Esther (Esther Anderson), Irene (Irene Yee), Annie (Anne-Marie Mueschke), Neeko (Neeko O.J. Skervin) and Sabina (Sabina Akhmedova) come upon the research station where Joyce (Joyce Giraud), Sam (Sam Dobbins), Johnny (John Wactor) and Daniel (Daniel David Sutton) have been holed up. But what might have been a happy reunion is complicated by the revelation that one of the contestants is stuck in hidden minefield surrounding the research station and the rescue party coming to save them might not be who they seem.
   

• PBS The universally acclaimed hit series, Foyle’s War, returns with three new mysteries available via broadcast, digital, and home video this September. The DVD is readily available now upon request for reviews/stories. Please see the details below. – Alyssa Schimmel, Acorn/RLJ Entertainment
  FOYLE’S WAR A new war, a new enemy Premieres on MASTERPIECE Mystery! on PBS on September 15, 22, and 29
  Streams on Acorn TV beginning Sept. 16, 23, and 30
  Set 7 debuts on DVD & Blu-ray from Acorn on Sept. 24 with nearly two hours of bonus features
  Silver Spring, MD; August 21, 2013 — Hailed “Like a gift from the gods” (The New York Times) and “A triumph from start to finish” (The Wall Street Journal), FOYLE’S WAR returns this September with three new feature length mysteries available on television, streaming, and home video. One of PBS’s most popular and highly acclaimed programs, Foyle’s War premieres its new season on MASTERPIECE Mystery! on PBS on Sept. 15, 22, and 29. RLJ Entertainment’s proprietary digital channel Acorn TV, the first British TV focused streaming service in North America at www.Acorn.TV, will offer each new episode the day after it airs on PBS, as well as all previous episodes for catch-up viewing. Additionally, the new episodes debut on DVD and, for the first time, Blu-ray from Acorn on Sept. 24; featuring the complete U.K. broadcast edition and nearly two hours of bonus features, which includes a recap of Sets 1-6; four behind-the-scenes featurettes (86 min.); introductions by writer & creator Anthony Horowitz (15 min.), and more ($49.99 each, AcornOnline.com). The trailer for the new season is available at youtube.com/AcornMediaUS. Acorn, an RLJ Entertainment, Inc. brand (NASDAQ: RLJE), is already in development on another season as well.
  As the series returns, World War II is over, but the Cold War simmers in 1946 London. DCS Christopher Foyle (Michael Kitchen) has retired from police work when Britain’s secret intelligence service compels him to join its ranks. Reunited with his former colleague, newlywed Sam Wainwright (Honeysuckle Weeks), Foyle faces new—but no less deadly—threats in the world of spies and counterintelligence.
   

• Showtime Dexter "Monkey in a Box" Sunday, September 15 9:00pm
  Season 8, Episode 11 Dexter is torn between fleeing the country with Hannah and Harrison, and taking Saxon out once and for all.
   

• Showtime Ray Donovan "Bucky F**kn' Dent" Sunday, September 15 10:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 11 Bunchy has a violent encounter with someone from his past; Ray tries to handle a crisis at the Donovan Fite Club; the police question Mickey about a recent murder; Ray sends Avi to protect Abby and the kids from Sully.
   

• USA Network SIZZLING SUMMER FINALES FROM “COVERT AFFAIRS” & “SUITS”
  Tuesday, September 17th is appointment television viewing on USA with the summer finales of two bold dramas -- COVERT AFFAIRS at 9/8c followed by SUITS at 10/9c. In COVERT AFFAIRS, Annie (Piper Perabo) is on the hunt to take down Henry Wilcox (guest star Gregory Itzin) and a rift is formed when an old nemesis surfaces on SUITS. Plus, you can’t miss the live-action drama from WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW or the suspense of an afternoon NCIS marathon!
  TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 COVERT AFFAIRS – “Levitate Me – 9/8c – SUMMER FINALE
  With only Auggie (Christopher Gorham) as a resource and dangerous assailants in pursuit, Annie (Piper Perabo) heads to Frankfurt and makes a last ditch effort to take down Henry (guest star Gregory Itzin). Calder (Hill Harper) and Annie (Piper Perabo) finally face off.
  Guest Stars: Zuleikha Robinson The series also stars Kari Matchett.
  Social TV: As fans watch their favorite spies, they can use their mobile devices to access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 SUITS – “Stay” – 10/9c – SUMMER FINALE
  An old nemesis returns to complicate the Pearson Darby negotiations and puts Harvey (Gabriel Macht) and Scottie (guest star Abigail Spencer) on opposite sides once again. Meanwhile, recruiting a new hire puts Louis (Rick Hoffman) in Sheila’s crosshairs, and Mike (Patrick J. Adams) and Rachel (Meghan Markle) find themselves in Jessica’s (Gina Torres) crosshairs.
  Guest Stars: Eric Close, Rachael Harris, Michelle Fairley, Max Beesley
  The series also stars Sarah Rafferty.
  Social TV: As the legal drama unfolds, Suitors can use their mobile devices to access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.

NON-FICTION

• ABC "PAGEANT CONFIDENTIAL: THE ROAD TO MISS AMERICA," SUNDAY ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF ABC'S "20/20" (9/15)
  Intimate Behind-the-Scenes Look At One of The Most Iconic Pageants In The World
  Airs On a Special Edition of "20/20" Sunday, September 15 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC
  "Pageant Confidential: The Road to Miss America" takes viewers behind-the-scenes of one of the most iconic competitions in the world for an intimate portrait of what it takes to become Miss America. With exclusive access to the Miss States winners, the hour follows the stories of several young women determined to don the coveted Miss America crown. This year "Miss America" features many contestants who are breaking down barriers.
  For several months, ABC's cameras captured candid moments from their journeys as they are transformed from state winners to the polished Miss America contenders seen on stage. "Pageant Confidential" reports right up to the start of the eagerly-awaited competition, as Miss America heads back to its roots in Atlantic City. Anchored by "Good Morning America" Anchor, Miss America Co-Host and former-Miss America Judge Lara Spencer, "PAGEANT CONFIDENTIAL: THE ROAD TO MISS AMERICA" airs on SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 (8:00- 9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. The special leads into the network's coverage of "Miss America 2013."
  The special also reveals the frenetic life of a Miss America winner, spending time with current Miss America Mallory Hagan. Additionally, Miss America Organization competition veteran and ABC News Correspondent Amy Robach, who is Georgia's former Miss Gwinnett County 1995, knows from experience what pageant butterflies feel like. She is in Atlantic City to check in with the Miss States as they both wear and hide their anxieties as the big night nears.
   
• ABC The 2014 Miss America Competition airs September 15 9:00-11:00pm
  Young women from all over the country vie for the crown; Chris Harrison and Lara Spencer host.
  All New TV-PG | L  More info at Official site: http://www.missamerica.org/default.aspx
   
• ABC ON THE LIVE TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE OF ABC’S “DANCING WITH THE STARS” (9/16) THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, LIVE TWO-HOUR SEASON 17 PREMIERE OF ABC'S HIT SHOW "DANCING WITH THE STARS," AIRS MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
  "Episode 1701" -- "Dancing with the Stars" is back with an all-new cast and fresh show format. The competition begins with the two-hour season premiere, live, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. "Dancing with the Stars" will shake things up this season by transitioning to a one night, two-hour format. The premiere episode will kick off with a spectacular opening number featuring the entire cast. Each couple will then perform a Cha Cha, Foxtrot or Contemporary routine, vying for America's vote for the first time. Beginning with the second episode on Monday, September 23, one couple will be eliminated at the end of the show by combining the judges' scores from the first two weeks with the public votes from the previous week.
  Hosted by Emmy(r) Award-winning host Tom Bergeron ("America's Funniest Home Videos") and Brooke Burke-Charvet ("Dancing with the Stars" Season 7 Champion), "Dancing with the Stars" is the hit series in which celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which are judged by renowned ballroom judge Len Goodman and dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba.
  The celebrities and their partners for Season 17 of "Dancing with the Stars" are:
  Elizabeth Berkley Lauren & Valentin Chmerkovskiy
  Corbin Bleu & Karina Smirnoff
  Brant Daugherty & Peta Murgatroyd
  Bill Engvall & Emma Slater
  Valerie Harper & Tristan MacManus
  Keyshawn Johnson & Sharna Burgess
  Christina Milian & Mark Ballas
  Bill Nye & Tyne Stecklein
  Jack Osbourne & Cheryl Burke
  Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi & Sasha Farber
  Leah Remini & Tony Dovolani
  Amber Riley & Derek Hough
  Viewers may cast their votes for their favorite teams via phone on Monday nights during and up to 60 minutes after the end of the "Dancing with the Stars" broadcast in each time zone. Online voting at www.ABC.com and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/dancingwiththestars is open for 24 hours, beginning from the start of each episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT on Tuesday evenings. For the final week, on Monday, November 25, online voting will open for 15 hours, beginning from the start of the episode on the East Coast at 8:00 p.m., ET/5:00 p.m., PT and closing at 11:00 a.m., ET/8:00 a.m., PT the next day. A custom Facebook app lets fans vote, share whom they voted for and say why, as well as see whom friends voted for.
   
• ABC WIPEOUT: It's a Dirty Job But Someone's Gotta Wipeout - SEASON FINALE
  ON THE FIRST EVER DIRTY JOBS EDITION, 24 CONTESTANTS WILL COMPETE FOR THE CHANCE TO WALK AWAY FILTHY RICH, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "WIPEOUT"
  "It's a Dirty Job But Someone's Gotta Wipeout" - It's about to get dirty on the Season Finale of ABC's "Wipeout," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET), as some of America's finest (and smelliest) employees who've made careers out of their own dirty jobs get messy in their off-time on the "Wipeout" course. As expected, 24 dirty jobbers like "Pooper Scooper," "Bustodian" and "Roach Poacher" must face a spattering of stinky stuff like "Failboxes with Skunks" and "The Taco Truck," after which only the 12 contestants with the best overall times will get a chance to rub elbows with "Octopushy" in the next round. Some may sink, some may swim, but only six get the chance to kick it like it's 1991 on the flannel-covered "Wipeout Greatest Hits: Grunge Edition," which narrows the field one more time to just three top contenders. These few remaining unsavory workers get the chance to tackle the Wipeout Zone and compete for a clean $50,000.
   
• ABC SHARK TANK: 504 - SEASON PREMIERE
  CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED, BUSINESS-THEMED "SHARK TANK" RETURNS TO ABC FOR SEASON 5, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
  Barbara Corcoran and Lori Greiner Go Head to Head for the First Time Ever
  "Shark Tank" is back for a fifth season, with the Sharks continuing the search to invest in the best businesses and products that America has to offer. In 2013 "Shark Tank" received an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Reality Program and won the Summer TCA Award for Outstanding Achievement in Reality Programming. The Season Premiere, "Episode 504," airs FRIDAY,
  SEPTEMBER 20 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In the Premiere, Barbara Corcoran and Lori Greiner will go head to head for the first time ever. Two guys from Dallas, TX hope to bring a little sweetness to the masses with their savory cake balls; two doctors who are also brothers from Tucson, AZ, claim they have a social media cure for the old-school communication between patients and medical professionals; two sisters-in-law from Firecrest, WA pitch their business for gourmet pickles made from a 100-year-old family recipe; and a tech-savvy entrepreneur from Los Angeles, CA has a mobile app that allows a modern way to send a traditional postcard. Also, an update on Tracy Noonan and Danielle Desroches from Cohasset, MA and their Wicked Good Cupcakes business, which Kevin O'Leary invested in during Season 4.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC 20/20 Friday September 20 10:00pm TBA
   
• ABC Saturday Night Football Saturday September 21 8:00pm - 11:30pm
  Kansas State at Texas
   
• AOL ON THE SARTORIALIST Airs An All-New Episode Today!
  The third episode of The Sartorialist airs today! In this episode, Scott Schuman’s fascination with fencing leads him to pay a visit to Olympic Champion Tom Moorehouse. The two discuss the significance of the uniform and the honor associated with this historic sport.
  Episode 3 FENCING Air Date: TODAY, September 16
  Official Microsite: http://on.aol.com/thesartorialist
  Episode 3
   
• AOL ON All-New Episode of SERVING INNOVATION Airs Today!
  The fourth episode of Serving Innovation airs today! In this episode we follow Anita Lo, chef and owner of the successful New York restaurant Annisa. Lo shares how her second generation Chinese-American family has helped foster her passion for eating and cooking.
  Episode 4 ANITA LO, Asian Fusion Chef Air Date: TODAY, Monday, September 16
  Official Microsite: http://on.aol.com/servinginnovation
  Episode 4
   
• CBS Sunday September 15 NFL OVERRUN (HD)
  The CBS NFL game starts 2:25pm Pacific time, so it may run long, especially on the Eastern or Central time zones, and go into Primetime.
  CBS SPORTS SET TO BROADCAST WEEKEND’S BIGGEST FOOTBALL GAMES IN COLLEGE AND NFL WITH ALABAMA-TEXAS A&M ON SATURDAY, SEPT. 14; AND DENVER-NEW YORK GIANTS ON SUNDAY, SEPT. 15 AUDIBLES WITH “NFL ON CBS” LEAD ANALYST PHIL SIMMS AND “SEC ON CBS” LEAD COLLEGE FOOTBALL ANALYST GARY DANIELSON
  This weekend CBS Sports broadcasts football’s biggest games in college and the NFL with Alabama taking on Texas A&M on Saturday, Sept. 14 (3:30 PM, ET) and the “Manning Bowl” – Denver against the New York Giants on Sunday, Sept. 15 (4:15 PM, ET).
  THE NFL TODAY (12:00 NOON-1:00 PM, ET), and THAT OTHER PREGAME SHOW on CBS Sports Network (9:00 AM-1:00 PM, ET) kicks off Sunday’s coverage live from the CBS Broadcast Center in New York City.
  THE NFL ON CBS lead announce team of Jim Nantz and Phil Simms call the action from the Denver Broncos-New York Giants game live from MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. Lance Barrow is the coordinating producer and lead game producer and Mike Arnold is the lead game director.
   
• CBS Big Brother Official Site   MAY START LATE DUE TO FOOTBALL!
  New Sun, Sep 15 8:30 PM The penultimate episode.
  Wed, Sep 18 9:30 PM The jury questions the finalists and votes for the winner.
   
• CBS IN A “SURVIVOR” FIRST, EACH FORMER CASTAWAY AND THEIR LOVED ONE IS STRANDED IN THE JUNGLE OVERNIGHT, THEN ARE SHOCKED TO LEARN THEY WILL PLAY AGAINST EACH OTHER, ON A SPECIAL 90-MINUTE PREMIERE OF “SURVIVOR,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 18
  "Blood Is Thicker Than Anything" - Blood vs. Water relationships are put to the ultimate test on Day 1, when castaways are shocked to learn they will be separated from their loved ones and have to compete against each other on separate tribes. Meanwhile, a former castaway attempts to rehabilitate their reputation, on a special 90-minute premiere of SURVIVOR, Wednesday, Sept. 18 (8:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 16, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 BREAKING POINTE — (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  The Story of Us” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  THE DANCERS HEAD TO LOS ANGELES — With closing night behind them, the dancers head to Los Angeles for a fundraiser. Christiana and Christopher make a tough decision about their future while Ian says goodbye to Ballet West. After performing a passionate piece together, Allison and Rex find themselves getting closer. Meanwhile, the dancers throw a bonfire and let loose on their last night in Los Angeles (#209).
   
• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “Legends Football League” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TACKLING COMEDY — WITH GUEST STARS APPEARANCE BY CHLOE BUTLER AND MONIQUE GAXIOLA (“LEGENDS FOOTBALL LEAGUE”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Jonathan Mangum (“Let’s Make a Deal”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#108).  Video  Photos
   
• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 CAPTURE — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Peanut Butter Pact” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TEAM SPIRIT — The prey teams are thrown after Luke tells them they will start the hunt with the alarms on their vests blaring. The only way to turn them off is to unite together in the wilderness and figure out the secret code. This puts them all in danger as they must stay together as a group, making it more difficult to hide. The hunt team is thrilled when one of the strongest teams is sabotaged and must wear a high altitude mask for the duration of the hunt, making it difficult for them to see or breathe (#108)
  Preview When the alarm sounds, the hunt is on.
   
• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 PERFECT SCORE — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “It’s Raining Men” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  ZOMBIE ATTACK! — In this episode, contestants Kahleel and Jan met on a different dating show and have been best friends ever since. Watch as they take the men from pole dancing to a zombie attack on their search for the perfect score. The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries”). The episode was directed by Rob George (#102).
  Casting Reel - Kahleel & Jan They can spot their type from a mile away! Get to know Perfect Score contestants Kahleel and Jan.  Preview Craving shrimp, ladies? 
   
• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl Whose Walk is TOO Good” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  THE ELIMINATED MODELS GET A CHANCE TO RETURN — Two of the models get overly confident, but end up booking no runway shows, which shatters their self-confidence. One of the girls gets distracted at the photo shoot because of her crush on one of the guys and, in a twist, two of the eliminated models get the chance to come back to compete (#2009).
  Preview Thought the eliminated models were gone for good? Not so fast!
  Comeback Series: The Guy Who Cries The ANTM comeback contenders also took part in the paint photo shoot. Will it be enough to stay in the game?
  Tyra's Gallery Tyra emulates 15 other famous models in a behind-the-scenes art gallery at ANTM!
  Paint Photoshoot The paint photo shoot is all about color! The models share what their fave fierce colors are in this behind-the-scenes look.
   
• Discovery Channel Monday, September 16 9PM ET/PT – FAST N’ LOUD
  KC's beloved but broken down ’55 Ford Customline gets new life, but can Richard flip it to Shark Tank's Mark Cuban? George Foreman takes off with Richard's prize Mustang while Richard and Dennis haggle with a WW2 vet over a 38 Aston Martin and some Nashes.
   
• Discovery Channel Monday, September 16 10PM ET/PT – TURN & BURN
  The Thunderbird Rises Again: No description available at this time.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 17 9PM ET/PT – AMISH MAFIA
  Sacrificial Lamb: After the Church strikes back, Levi looks take revenge. Merlin looks to seal an alliance with the Kentucky Amish, one that could swiftly put him on top. The Ohio Church chooses a new head of Amish Aid.  One of the group faces prison.  Merlin’s alliance with the Kentucky Amish is sealed, positioning Merlin for a major power grab.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 17 10PM ET/PT – TICKLE
  No episode description available at this time.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 17 10:30PM ET/PT – PORTER RIDGE
  Car Crush Party: Terry has a chance to buy his dream car, a legendary ’72 Cutlass, from his father-in-law and in an attempt to raise some quick cash he gets a car crusher to agree to come that day, only if Terry can provide fifty cars to crush.  But when he comes up short on junk cars to crush, he has to resort to drastic measures.  Also, Dirty Andy learns that Kayla has some negotiating talent and gets her to help him sell some merchandise.
   
• Discovery Channel Thursday, September 19 10PM ET/PT – AIRPLANE REPO
  Flying Blind: Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days.  Kevin Lacey’s favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.
   
• Discovery Channel Captures Recovery of Costa Concordia, The Most Expensive, Daunting Salvage Operation Ever Attempted
  Special to air Friday, September 20 at 10 PM E/P on the Discovery Channel and to Broadcast in Over 220 Countries and Territories Around the World
  (Los Angeles, Calif.) – What does it take to lift a ship bigger than the Titanic? On January 13, 2012, the Costa Concordia -- one of the largest and most luxurious cruise ships ever built -- ran aground off the coast of Italy leaving 32 people dead. The hulking vessel still remains where it first capsized – becoming a painful eyesore for locals as well as a growing environmental hazard.
  Now Discovery Channel returns to the scene of the shipwreck with INSIDE RAISING CONCORDIA, premiering Friday, September 20, at 10 PM E/P, to capture the major salvage operation taking place and reveal the inside story told by the elite team of engineers tasked with the seemingly impossible -- rotating the massive ship into an upright position and eventually removing it from the sea. The special will also air on Discovery Channel in more than 220 countries and territories. Beginning Wednesday, viewers will be able to watch never-before-seen, time-lapse footage of the ship’s recovery at  Discovery.com/RaisingTheConcordia.
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT'S SIMON VS. THE LADIES AS THE NATIONWIDE SEARCH CONTINUES ON "THE X FACTOR" WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, ON FOX
  The live auditions in front of an audience of thousands continue on THE X FACTOR. Don’t miss the unbelievable tryouts as judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio, and host Mario Lopez, continue their search to find the next global superstar or breakout music group. Find out who has what it takes to wow the judges and audience in the all-new “Auditions #3” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Wednesday, Sept. 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-304/5) (TV-14 D, L) 
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio Host: Mario Lopez 
   
• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of DADS and BROOKLYN NINE-NINE are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON SEASON THREE OF “THE X FACTOR” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
  The auditions filmed in front of a live audience continue on THE X FACTOR. Tune in as judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio, and host Mario Lopez, continue their nationwide search to find talent 12 years old or over – both solo artists and vocal groups – that will bring them to their feet in the all-new “Auditions #4” episode of THE X FACTOR airing Thursday, Sept. 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-306) (TV-14 D, L) 
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio Host: Mario Lopez
   
• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s College Football coverage.] **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—COLLEGE FOOTBALL—(6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) CC- HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “FOX SPORTS SATURDAY” PRESENTS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
  Arizona State at Stanford
  Heisman Trophy winner and College Football Hall of Famer Eddie George and former University of Colorado quarterback Joel Klatt are featured with host Rob Stone on FOX COLLEGE SATURDAY, FOX Sports’ 30-minute college football pregame show originating live from the FOX Network Center in Los Angeles. Then, FOX Sports continues regular season coverage of its 2013 college football schedule. Gus Johnson provides the play-by-play and Charles Davis offers analysis with Kristina Pink reporting from the sidelines. FOX SPORTS SATURDAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL airs LIVE Saturday, Sept. 21 (6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-303) (n/a)
   
• FX’s hit original drama series, THE BRIDGE, airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Next On: “Take the Ride, Pay the Toll” Showdown on the bridge as the Killer reveals his endgame.
  Beyond The Bridge: Creating the Crash Go Beyond The Bridge to crash the set and learn how to design the perfect car wreck. The Bridge, all new episodes Wednesdays at 10p only on FX
   
• FXX Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell  airs Monday through Thursday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT, with Best of the Week “Mix Tape” episodes airing Sunday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT.
  This week's guests: Monday, Sept. 16 Eco-comedian/cultural blogger Kristina Wong
  The comedian breaks down the issues and absurdities in politics, pop culture, race and religion, features interviews with a variety of stars and upstarts, and highlights a multi-cultured cast of correspondents, both in studio and on the street. From Executive Producer Chris Rock. Guest: Kristina Wong
  Kamau Talks to Kristina Wong Jezebel contributor Kristina Wong joins Kamau on stage to express her frustration with men who fetishize Asian women, and send a message to Jeremy Lin. As of now, "Linsanity" is defined in the Urban Dictionary as "Kristina Wong on Totally Biased."
  Citizen Dwayne: You Can Touch My Hair Recently, a group of black women gathered in Union Square to let passersby know that it was okay to touch their hair. An important step towards an open dialogue about race or a clever plot to get white people killed? Dwayne Kennedy investigates.
  Floyd Mayweather's Crew While we'd never be foolish enough to diss Floyd Mayweather himself, he might have the least threatening entourage since Vinnie Chase. Hopefully Lil Wayne made enough from his appearance to buy a new shirt—or any shirt, really.
  Snapchat Tries to Change Its Image Everyone but Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel seems to see the app as a convenient way to send out pictures of their junk, so he's on a one-man campaign to make its user base more family friendly. Will it work? Probably not, but good for him for trying.
   
• FXX Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell  airs Monday through Thursday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT. Tuesday, Sept. 17 Columnist/blogger Meghan McCain (Raising McCain)
  What's Right With Anthony Weiner By now, we know that Anthony Weiner came nowhere near winning the Democratic Mayoral Primary in New York City, but after seeing his recent interview with Lawrence O'Donnell, it would almost be worth letting him hang around for the comedy gold.
  The New Cracker While most ethnic groups have go-to slurs when you're looking for something hateful, "cracker" just doesn't seem to carry the necessary weight. Kamau consults a panel of New Yorkers—including the master, Chris Rock—to come up with a new alternative.
  Searching for God Man has debated the existence of God for centuries, so while we probably won't settle things in a few minutes on a late-night talk show, we'll be damned if we aren't gonna try. John Fugelsang and Jamie Kilstein attempt to hash it out once and for all.
  The REAL Worst Twerk Fail Ever Okay, Jimmy—you got us. We probably should've known that the "Twerk Fail" video that set the Internet on fire was staged, but we wanted so badly for it to be real. More importantly, the handful of people who DID see this coming are really rubbing it in. Watch Totally Biased all new nightly at 11:00P on FXX!
   
• FXX Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell  airs Monday through Thursday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT. Wednesday, Sept. 18 Hope you could catch last night’s episode of Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell on FXX with special guest: Gilbert Gottfried. Photo
  Happy Birthday Occupy! While Fox News observed Occupy Wall Street's 2nd anniversary by lamenting it's supposed death, Kamau points out some of the things the movement has achieved—and they said it wouldn't last! Can you play "Happy Birthday" with a drum circle?
  Kamau Talks to Gilbert Gottfried Tonight, Kamau welcomes comedy legend Gilbert Gottfried to discuss his reputation as a notoriously dirty comic and his adventures as frequent Friar's Club roaster. We can't promise that you won't be offended, but would you REALLY want us to anyway?
  The KondaBulletin: TSA Reparations The TSA recently unveiled a program allowing passengers to be pre-screened for a "small" fee. Some are glad that the TSA is loosening its stance, but one "Totally Biased" correspondent isn't satisfied—Hari Kondabplu reports on what he'd prefer to see.
   
• FXX Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell  airs Monday through Thursday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT. Thursday, Sept. 19 Sports writer Dave Zirin (The Nation)
   
• HBO REAL SPORTS W/ BRYANT GUMBEL RETURNS SEPT. 17
  Sports fans are in for a treat today, we have some fantastic clips to share with you!
  Now in its 19th season, REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL, TV’s most honored sports journalism series and the only sports program recognized with a prestigious 2012 George Foster Peabody Award, presents more enterprising features and reporting when its 198th edition, available in HDTV, debuts TUESDAY, SEPT. 17 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO.
  HBO Real Sports: Seattle Sounders
  Jon Frankel travels to Seattle to witness the spectacle of a Sounders’ game and to Los Angeles to talk to the Hollywood heavyweights who made it possible. Real Sports debuts Tues, Sept. 17 at 10pm ET/PT on HBO.
  Twitter: Preview: @DrewFromTV discusses why he bought @MLS’ the @SoundersFC: http://youtu.be/pzhqUGJTOrI.  #RealSports debuts Tues., at 10pm on @HBO
  HBO Real Sports: Steve Delabar
  Mary Carillo reconnects with All-Star hurler Delabar as he continues his remarkable comeback story. Real Sports debuts Tues, Sept. 17 at 10pm ET/PT on HBO.
  Twitter: Preview: @BlueJays All-Star @SteveDelabar_50 discusses his remarkable story: http://youtu.be/C5jzXcxblIo . #RealSports debuts Tues., 10pm on @HBO
  HBO Real Sports: Vendee Globe Sailboat Race
  Bernard Goldberg meets Alex Thomson, a brash 39-year-old Brit who is one of the best solo sailors in the world to find out what drives someone to risk it all on the open waters. Real Sports debuts Tues, Sept. 17 at 10pm ET/PT on HBO.
  Twitter: Preview: @AlexThomson99 discusses what drives him to risk his life: http://youtu.be/CpoRkp29bkk . #RealSports debuts Tues., at 10pm on @HBO
   
• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday September 15, 2013 - Saturday September 21, 2013
  "FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA" "091513"
  09/15/2013 (07:00PM - 08:20PM) (Sunday)
   
• "NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" "SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS AT SEATTLE SEAHAWKS"
  09/15/2013 (08:20PM - 11:30PM) (Sunday) :
   

• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "VEGAS FINALS"
  09/16/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ CONCLUDES THE LAS VEGAS FINALS WHERE THE REMAINING FINALISTS TAKE ON THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE – A FOUR STAGE COURSE MODELED AFTER THE EPIC JAPANESE ‘MOUNT MIDORIYAMA’– MATT ISEMAN AND AKBAR GBAJA BIAMILA HOST AND JENN BROWN CO-HOSTS – "American Ninja Warrior" continues the competition one last time from Las Vegas, Nevada where the top finishers from the regional finals tackle the ultimate challenge - a four stage course modeled after ‘Mount Midoriyama’ in Japan. The remaining competitors give all they have to attempt the final 3 Stages and vie to win a cash prize of $500,000 and the title of "American Ninja Warrior."
   

• NBC "MILLION SECOND QUIZ" "DAY 7"
  09/16/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Monday) : 24/7 Interactive Quiz Show Live from New York City
  Ryan Seacrest hosts this live fast-paced interactive game show where contestants test the limits of their knowledge, endurance and will to win. Contestants battle each other in intense bouts of trivia for twelve consecutive days and nights from an hourglass-shaped structure in New York City in the hopes of claiming the largest prize in game show history. Viewers can play along with the show on "The Million Second Quiz" app.
   
• NBC "MILLION SECOND QUIZ" "DAY 8"
  09/17/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : 24/7 Interactive Quiz Show Live from New York City
  Ryan Seacrest hosts this live fast-paced interactive game show where contestants test the limits of their knowledge, endurance and will to win. Contestants battle each other in intense bouts of trivia for twelve consecutive days and nights from an hourglass-shaped structure in New York City in the hopes of claiming the largest prize in game show history. Viewers can play along with the show on "The Million Second Quiz" app.
   
• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "826 (LIVE)"
  09/17/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : SIX ACTS PERFORM IN THE FINAL ROUND OF COMPETITION LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
  The top six finalists compete one last time live at the legendary Radio City Music Hall for the chance to win one million dollars and be named the most talented act in America. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges and Nick Cannon hosts.
   
• NBC "MILLION SECOND QUIZ" "DAY 9"
  09/18/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : 24/7 Interactive Quiz Show Live from New York City
  Ryan Seacrest hosts this live fast-paced interactive game show where contestants test the limits of their knowledge, endurance and will to win. Contestants battle each other in intense bouts of trivia for twelve consecutive days and nights from an hourglass-shaped structure in New York City in the hopes of claiming the largest prize in game show history. Viewers can play along with the show on "The Million Second Quiz" app.
  Full Episode: Night Eight A walk-up challenger wages a fierce battle for a spot on Winners' Row.
  Defensive Decision With the days to add dollars to her total running short, Hayley makes the trek upstairs for the Winners' defense.
  Upstart Upset Hayley Jensen gets the battle of her life, facing off against walkup challenger Eric Novison.
   
• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "827 (FINALE)"
  09/18/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : STAR-STUDDED LIVE FINALE RESULTS SHOW AT THE WORLD FAMOUS RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
  "America's Got Talent" host Nick Cannon will reveal who has been chosen as the most talented act in America and award the $1 million prize in this special 2-hour finale show. The evening will include special performances by musical guests. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges.
  Cami Bradley - The Beatles' "I Want To Hold Your Hand" Cover The Beatles hit gets a modern twist thanks to Cami Bradley's wonderful singing skills. Hear it!
  Cami Bradley - Singer's "Believe" Encore Performance All this young lady from Spokane, Washington needs is a piano and her voice. See an encore performance of her powerful "Believe" cover.
  Collins Key - Young Magician Gets Heidi and MelB to Almost Kiss Who knew all it took to get Heidi Klum's and Mel B's lips so close together was a playing card? See how Collins Key's magic act teases America.
  Collins Key - 16-Year-Old's Social Media Magic Act Collins Key uses social media for his latest magic act! See him make things disappear (and reappear) and predict the future with an online twist!
  Forte - Opera Trio Performs "Caruso" The Forte trio delivers a wonderful vocal performance with their take on "Caruso." See their finale night performance!
  Forte - Opera Trio's Encore Performance of "The Prayer" The powerful opera group who formed on the Internet return with a stunning version of Andrea Bocelli's "The Prayer." See Forte's wonderful performance.
  Taylor Williamson - Comedian Talks About His Awkward Dating Life Well, it's obvious he has a crush on Heidi Klum.Andit'sobvioushe'sawkward.But the girls think he's cute--especially his #TAYLORDS!
  Taylor Williamson - Picks on Heidi Klum's Love of Animals Comedian Taylor Williamson returns to deliver the same jokes with a heavy twist-- and a seal!
  Jimmy Rose - Country Singer Covers "The Dance" by Garth Brooks Jimmy Rose takes on one of the most recognizable songs in music history and absolutely nails it! Hear his cover of Garth Brooks' "The Dance."
  Jimmy Rose - "Coal Keeps the Lights On" Encore Performance The song captivated politicians, miners and his home state of Kentucky enough to catapult him into the finals. See Jimmy Rose's encore performance of "Coal Keeps the Lights On" live from Radio City Music Hall.
  Kenichi Ebina - Robotic Dancer Battles Eight Characters in 3D Kenichi Ebina goes to battle in his latest performances--and knocks out his competition in 3D!
  Kenichi Ebina - Robotic Dancer Remixes His Matrix-Style Routine Kenichi Ebina reprises his original "Matrix" -style America's Got Talent audition and elevates it with lasers and intense stage production.
   
• NBC "MILLION SECOND QUIZ" "FINALE"
  09/19/2013 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : 24/7 Interactive Quiz Show LIVE Finale from New York City
  Ryan Seacrest hosts the live finale of this fast-paced interactive game show where contestants test the limits of their knowledge, endurance and will to win from a three-story hourglass-shaped structure in the heart of Manhattan. As the million second draw to a close, the champions will compete in a grand finale and the ultimate winner will claim the largest prize in game show history. Viewers can play along with the show on "The Million Second Quiz" app.
  Jim Cramer Wants to Know Mad Money's Jim Cramer has a question that's right on the money. 
  Monday's Power Player After some intense and strategic jockeying, Devin emerges as Monday night's Power Player.
  Back In the Money With over $175K and on a perch on Winners' Row at stake, challenger Sarah Haffer tries to take down Devin Landen.
   
• "NBC NEWS SPECIAL" "VALERIE'S STORY: A MEREDITH VIEIRA SPECIAL"
  09/19/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday)
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2252"
  09/20/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) :
   
• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "VEGAS FINALS"
  09/21/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ CONCLUDES THE LAS VEGAS FINALS WHERE THE REMAINING FINALISTS TAKE ON THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE – A FOUR STAGE COURSE MODELED AFTER THE EPIC JAPANESE ‘MOUNT MIDORIYAMA’– MATT ISEMAN AND AKBAR GBAJA BIAMILA HOST AND JENN BROWN CO-HOSTS – "American Ninja Warrior" continues the competition one last time from Las Vegas, Nevada where the top finishers from the regional finals tackle the ultimate challenge - a four stage course modeled after ‘Mount Midoriyama’ in Japan. The remaining competitors give all they have to attempt the final 3 Stages and vie to win a cash prize of $500,000 and the title of "American Ninja Warrior."
   
• NBC 9/16: The Sound Of Music Casting News! Do you hear that??? It’s huge THE SOUND OF MUSIC casting news! We’re very excited to share the news that Tony Award winners Audra McDonald, Laura Benanti and Christian Borle have been added to the star-studded cast of the live, Dec. 5 production of “The Sound of Music”.  Poster
  9/17: Ben Affleck, Mindy Kaling, Chris Hemsworth and more! The Million Second Quiz taught us who the wealthiest rapper is (hint: it’s not Jay-Z) care of guest questioner Jim Cramer.
  Jimmy Fallon hung out with Ben Affleck, Mindy Kaling and musical guests Pixies – seriously, could Late Night get any cuter last night?
  The Tonight Show got REAL handsome with Chris Hemsworth, star of the new film Rush, and shared some laughs with Kristen Schaal.
  The Voice & Chicago Fire are back in ONE WEEK! One week from now, NBC will be heating up your Tuesdays! Following Monday’s premiere of The Voice, Tuesday night kicks off with another must-see hour of The Voice. Then at 10/9c, the incredible men and women of Chicago Fire return for Season 2 on their brand new day. We’ve got all kinds of content to get you ready for next week.
  9/17:  One week from now, NBC will be heating up your Tuesdays! Following Monday’s premiere of The Voice, Tuesday night kicks off with another must-see hour of The Voice.
  At 10/9c, the incredible men and women of Chicago Fire return for Season 2 on their brand new day. We’ve got all kinds of content to get you ready for next week below.
  9/18: The Blacklist, MSQ, Justin & Jimmy Team Up Again, and More!
  The first two minutes of The Blacklist debuted last night during AGT. Check out the intense scene before Monday’s big premiere.
  Everyone is STILL talking about that insane final bout last night on The Million Second Quiz. See how it all went down with the full episode and highlight clips.
  AGT’s Top 6 performed not once, but TWICE last night. Catch their final performances before voting closed this morning, and watch at 9/8c tonight for the crowning moment, plus special guests Josh Groban, Gavin DeGraw, Luke Bryan, Earth Wind & Fire, Icona Pop, Il Divo, Kathie Lee & Hoda, Dierks Bentley, and James Lipton!
  Did you know Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake were cabin mates at summer camp back in the ‘90s? We’ve got the proof, plus a visit from Orlando Bloom and Elvis Costello – who also treated us to two performances with The Roots. The Tonight Show welcomed Neil Patrick Harris and the adorable Demi Lovato.
  9/18: SVU & Revolution Sneak Peeks - We’re one week away from season premieres for Revolution (September 25, 8/7c) and SVU (9/8c), and things are already getting INTENSE! Check out the Revolution first look to see the extraordinary new Texas sets and learn more about what’s to come in the sophomore season. Plus, don’t miss Fin and Rollins make a startling discovery when they visit Benson’s home in the SVU sneak peek!
   
• PBS NOTABLE CHEFS "POP-UP" SPONTANEOUS FEASTS IN UNUSUAL LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA IN NEW TV SERIES MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING
  Guest chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more join Host/Chef Pete Evans
  13-Episode Culinary Journey to Launch on Public Television Stations Beginning September 7, 2013 (check local listings)
  Millstone Farm, CT: Chefs Jacques Pepin, Bill Taibe and Tim LaBant
  Premieres as of September 21
  A farm fresh meal from Millstone Farm's best ingredients includes a delicious meal of eggs in lettuce wraps, slow roasted pork shoulder and baby turnips, greens and fennel fritter salad.
   
• PBS POV’s ‘The World Before Her’ Follows Two Starkly Divergent Paths for Women in Modern India, Monday, Sept. 16, 2013 on PBS
  Ruhi and Prachi Are Ambitious Young Women: One Hopes to Win the Miss India Beauty Pageant; The Other Leads a Fundamentalist Hindu Camp for Girls
  The World Before Her
  Chinmayee at the Durga Camp Graduation Ceremony. Credit: Storyline Entertainment.
  The World Before Her is a tale of two Indias. In one, Ruhi Singh is a small-town girl competing in Bombay to win the Miss India pageant—a ticket to stardom in a country wild about beauty contests. In the other India, Prachi Trivedi is the young, militant leader of a fundamentalist Hindu camp for girls, where she preaches violent resistance to Western culture, Christianity and Islam. Moving between these divergent realities, the film creates a lively, provocative portrait of the world’s largest democracy at a critical transitional moment—and of two women who hope to shape its future.
  Nisha Pahuja’s The World Before Her, winner of the World Documentary Award at the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival, has its national broadcast premiere on Monday, Sept. 16, 2013 at 10 p.m. (check local listings) on the award-winning PBS documentary series POV (Point of View). The film will stream on POV’s website, www.pbs.org/pov/worldbeforeher, from Sept. 17-Oct. 16, 2013. The film is a co-presentation with the Center for Asian American Media.
  Winning the Miss India title means instant stardom, a lucrative career path and freedom from the constraints of a patriarchal society. The finalists will spend 30 days before the pageant going through a “beauty boot camp” to optimize their diction, gaits and facial expressions and help them conform to "international” standards of beauty, which also means skin lightening. “I think of myself as a very modern young girl and I want freedom,” says Ruhi, who is from Jaipur in northern India. For women in her world, a beauty pageant is a road to liberation.
   
• PIVOT 99% doc to air on Participant's Pivot Channel - in time for two year anniversary of Occupy
  A documentary called 99%, The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film is coming out. Participant will air the doc on their Pivot Channel on September 17 in time for the two year anniversary of Occupy. It's a pretty great way to talk directly to audiences who might be inspired by the protests that began in Zuccotti Park.
  Pivot is geared toward the "millennials" who are, mostly, the 99%. Participant will also launch their social action campaign around this time … if the doc fires you up, Participant will give you something to do about it.
  Participant considers it an Oscar contender. It opened theatrically in NYC and LA on September 6. We think it does a great job of explaining the macro and the micro of Occupy Wall Street ­ and like the collective nature of the movement, the filmmakers assigned a group of directors to capture the goings on, a logistical challenge at best. They managed to be OF the movement without being PART of it, no easy feat. The real challenge was how to assemble this organized chaos it in the edit bay.
  They have great experts too, from Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi to Naomi Wolf to the actual Occupiers. They even have an interview with Anonymous! We would argue the Occupy movement has also taken on a bigger significance, in terms of Zeitgeist ­ from the Arab spring to Snowden (he's the evil doppelgänger). It's even a storyline on Newsroom. It has definitely become part of the vernacular ­ you talk about the 99% and you know what it means. Whether it made a difference, we leave to wiser heads.
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• Syfy Ghost Mine - Sneak Peeks & Clips On Ghost Mine, the miners possibly encounter a phantom intruder.  Also, check out Patrick’s Vlog where he talks about paranormal power drains.
  Ghost Mine—Airs Wednesdays at 10/9c.
  Phantom Intruder – Sneak Peek A new episode airs tomorrow night at 10/9c!
  Of the Essence – Clip Mikey talks with Kristen and Patrick about time issues.
  Patrick’s Vlog: Power Drains – Interview Clip Check out Patrick's video blog about power draining out of equipment that has been fully charged.
   

• Syfy Paranormal Witness - Sneak Peeks & Clips
  On Paranormal Witness, a psychic detective helps track down a serial killer in New Jersey. You can catch that sneak peek, as well as a promo and a clip from last week’s episode.
  Paranormal Witness—Airs Wednesdays at 9/8c.
  Through the Eyes of a Killer – Sneak Peek A psychic detective helps track down a serial killer in New Jersey. Don't miss a new Paranormal Witness, Wednesday at 9/8c.
  Put the Needle on the Record – Clip The Spencers hadn’t lived there long when things began getting very strange.
  Through the Eyes of a Killer – Promo Clip Catch the next episode of Paranormal Witness, Wednesdays at 9/8c.
   
• TLC Welcomes New Polygamist Family in MY FIVE WIVES [Sept 15]
  MY FIVE WIVES Premieres September 15 on TLC
  Photo of the family: Caption: Left to Right - Nonie, Robyn, Brady, Paulie, Rhonda, and Rosemary
  Credit: Liz Bowles Photography
  TLC INTRODUCES AN ALL NEW BRADY BUNCH IN “MY FIVE WIVES”
  New special features Brady Williams and his wives Paulie, Robyn, Rosemary, Nonie, and Rhonda
  TLC is opening the door – well, five to be exact – to a big, loving, progressive polygamous family. The new one-hour special MY FIVE WIVES features Brady Williams, his five wives, and their combined 24 children, who all live together on their large family property outside Salt Lake City, Utah. Following as he balances the needs, hopes, frustrations, and fears of each wife along with his own, the special offers a candid and open look at this controversial lifestyle, and goes behind closed doors to share the intimate details and complicated decisions they have to make as a larger than average family.
  Believing in equality for everyone and a God who loves and accepts all, the Williams family emphasize that their choice to be together is more about their mutual love and commitment than it is about religion. Though their beliefs and their decision to leave their church have led them to be shunned by their community and estranged from many family members, the Williams believe their sacrifices are worth it.
  MY FIVE WIVES premieres Sunday, September 15 at 9/8c, following an all-new episode of SISTER WIVES.
   
• TLC's TODDLERS & TIARAS returns on September 18 at 9/8c
  All-new episodes of TLC’s TODDLERS & TIARAS return on Wednesday, September 18 at 9/8c. Each hour-long episode of this pop culture sensation continues to feature pint-sized beauty queens and their passionate parents as they vie for the coveted crown at their local pageants. TODDLERS & TIARAS give viewers a behind-the-scenes look at the lifestyles of these young competitors and their feisty families as they prepare for and compete in each competition.
  The new episodes feature a pageant mom who competes and actually outplaces her daughter, more rivalries between contestants, and one pageant that has a never-before-seen stand out on stage – a horse.
  The following pageants are featured in the upcoming episodes:
  Mid-America's Pageants: Me & My Pet - Clarksville, TN
  Angel Face Pageants: Roaring 20's - White Plains, NY
  Hollywood Starz: Hip-Hop - Fairfield, NJ
  Limited Edition Pageantry: If I Were A Rich Girl - Natural Bridge, VA
  The Ultimate Pageant: History of America - Jonesboro, AR
   
• TLC Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Family Sized
  Enhanced episodes 8:00-11:00pm
  "Get Her Chins Vacuumed" Sugar Bear shops for a tuxedo with the girls when he realizes he has nothing to wear for the wedding. Meanwhile, June spends a relaxing day at the spa.
  "Lift and Scoop" June goes shopping for a bra that fits, and then lets loose at her bachelorette party while Sugar Bear celebrates at his bachelor party.
  "Stress Poops" June is overcome by stress from planning her wedding. Meanwhile, the girls go over their to-do list; and Sugar Bear and June meet a prospective preacher.
  "Happily Ever After?"June and Sugar Bear's wedding day arrives, but the bride is completely stressed out and may not make it down the aisle. Meanwhile, the girls get gussied up, and Sugar Bear dons his camouflage tuxedo.
   
• TLC 19 Kids and Counting Returns to TLC TONIGHT 19 Kids and Counting: Big Changes
  Premieres Tuesday, September 17 at 9/8c on TLC
  It's a time of exciting and emotional changes for the Duggars as Josh & Anna move to Washington, DC. But before the goodbyes, the couple still has one important thing to do... find a place to live! And to make matters more difficult, they're house-hunting with 3 children under the age of 4! Then it's time to head back to Arkansas and pack up their old house with help from the rest of the Duggar family. The clock it ticking for the family to get everything packed and to DC in just a few days! After Josh & Anna say a teary goodbye to their first house, it's time to hit the road in true Duggar fashion with a six vehicle caravan bound for DC. A "quick" pit-stop at the Bates house turns into a super-sized family surprise...and delay. Will Josh, Anna, and their belongings make it to DC in time?
  Season Digital Clips: Josh, Anna and the kids say goodbye to house they've lived in for five years
  The Duggar clan comes together to help Josh and Anna pack up the house for their move to Washington, DC
  19 Kids and Counting Returns for Second Half of Season 7 on September 17
  The Duggars have dreams as big as their family and this season they are making them happen! Jim Bob and Michelle are starting a new business and the whole family is getting involved to plan the first-ever Duggar Family Flea Market. But when their best friends, the Bates, invite the Duggar girls for a mother/daughter camping trip, they can't resist mixing a little work and play! While roughing it in the wilds of Tennessee, the girl-talk turns to courtship. Will any of the girls have a big announcement to make? And Jim Bob and Michelle say an emotional goodbye to their oldest child as Josh and Anna chase their own dreams all the way to Washington DC. With a new baby, a new house, and a new city to explore, will this young and growing Duggar family be able to cope with the missing support of the main Duggar clan?
   
• Judge Karen will be launching a new show "Supreme Justice with Judge Karen," that will air nationally in syndication on Monday September 16.
  ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS SIGNS JUDGE KAREN MILLS-FRANCIS FOR ITS FOURTH TELEVISION COURT SHOW ANNOUNCES A FIRM GO FOR ‘SUPREME JUSTICE WITH JUDGE KAREN’ FOR FALL 2013 IN BROADCAST SYNDICATION AND CABLE NETWORKS
  Los Angeles, CA – November 28, 2012 Entertainment Studios, Inc., (www.es.tv) the largest independent producer and distributor of first-run syndicated television programming for broadcast television stations, and owner of seven 24-hour HD television networks, announces the launch of its 32nd and newest HD television series: “Supreme Justice with Judge Karen.”
   
• TNT COLD JUSTICE "Home Town Hero" – Tuesday, Sept. 17, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Real life crime series Cold Justice follows former prosecutor Kelly Siegler and former crime-scene investigator Yolanda McClary as they dig into small-town murder cases that have lingered for years without answers or closure. In this episode, Siegler and McClary head to Palacios, Texas, to look for new clues in the 1982 murder of a successful agricultural business owner.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, OH and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• VELOCITY BRINGS VIEWERS MORE CLASSIC AUTOMOBILES FROM ACROSS AMERICA IN ALL NEW EPISODES OF CHASING CLASSIC CARS, HOSTED BY WAYNE CARINI
  Overheating in Oregon Tuesday, September 17 at 10 PM
  Wayne flies to Oregon for a killer find–an untouched 1932 Stutz DV32. Knowing a good investment, he sees buys the car on the spot with his sights set on getting it running and then selling the Stutz for a profit.

RERUNS

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (9/15; EPISODE CHANGE)
  September 6, 2013
  TOM HOSTS "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS" FROM NEW FANTASYLAND™ AT THE WALT DISNEY WORLD® RESORT IN FLORIDA TO CROWN THE SEASON'S FUNNIEST VIDEO
  "Episode 2322" - Tom Bergeron hosts America's Funniest Home Videos" from New Fantasyland™ at the Walt Disney World ® Resort in Florida, SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 15 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/19/13). The makers of the season's funniest video will take home this year's grand prize, a vacation for four to the Walt Disney World ® Resort in Florida, where they'll get to visit New Fantasyland™in the Magic Kingdom® Park, the biggest expansion in Magic Kingdom history. They can also go on a group, guided vacation with Adventures by Disney® to one of 16 destinations, with hassle free and authentic experiences the whole family can enjoy.
  Note: This episode replaces "2321" which moves to September 8.
  In its 23 seasons to date, "America's Funniest Home Videos" has given away over $12 million in prize money and evaluated more than a million videotapes from home viewers. Viewers wishing to submit home videos to "America's Funniest Home Videos" should visit www.ABC.com for details. Vin Di Bona is executive producer, with Todd Thicke and Michele Nasraway serving as co-executive producers.
   

• ABC CASTLE: Watershed
  BECKETT RECONSIDERS WHAT SHE WANTS OUT OF HER JOB -- AND FROM HER RELATIONSHIP WITH CASTLE - ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "Watershed" - An interview with a high-profile federal law enforcement agency forces Beckett to reconsider what she wants out of her job -- and out of her relationship with Castle. Meanwhile, the body of a young woman is found floating inside the water tank of a skid row flop house, but as the team investigate, they discover that her final resting place is just one of many strange things about her death, on "Castle," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/13/13)
  Guest Cast: Kyle Secor as Anthony Freedman, Scott Paulin as Jim Beckett, Niko Nicotera as Ziff Falgrad, Stacy Edwards as Jessica Banks, Mekenna Melvin as Talia McTeague.
  "Watershed" was written by Andrew Marlowe and directed by John Terlesky.
   

• ABC THE MARVEL UNIVERSE COMES TO ABC DURING TELECAST OF MARVEL'S "IRON MAN 2" ON SEPTEMBER 17
  Broadcast Premiere of the Full-length Trailer for Marvel's "Thor: The Dark World" Plus All New Promos for "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." and a Special Look at Marvel's "Iron Man 3"
  The Marvel Universe is coming to ABC. When ABC airs Marvel's "Iron Man 2" on Tuesday, September 17 (8:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT), it will feature the broadcast premiere of the full-length, uncut trailer for Marvel's highly anticipated epic adventure "Thor: The Dark World." Marvel's "Thor: The Dark World" releases in U.S. theaters on November 8th and stars Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård, Idris Elba, Christopher Eccleston, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Kat Dennings, Ray Stevenson, Zachary Levi, Tadanobu Asano and Jaimie Alexander with Rene Russo and Anthony Hopkins as Odin.
  New promos of "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." will also be showcased during the broadcast of Marvel's "Iron Man 2." Additionally, in celebration of Marvel's "Iron Man 3," now available on HD Digital and also on Blu-ray(tm) September 24th, there will be a special behind-the-scenes look at the film during the broadcast.
  The same day as the ABC broadcast on September 17th, in a coordinated roadblock of support for Marvel's "Thor: The Dark World" across Disney, the trailer and other new content from the film will be featured on the Disney Channel, Disney XD, Disney Parks Blog, ESPNEWS, ESPNU, Radio Disney, ABC Family's Social Media Pages, Disney.com and Disney Stores.
  Fans will also be alerted to more brand-new, exclusive looks at Marvel's "Thor: The Dark World" airing during the season premiere of the ABC fall series, "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.EL.D." "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." premieres Tuesday, September 24 at 8:00 PM (ET/PT) on ABC.
   

• ABC The Middle Wednesday September 18 8:00pm
  "Wheel of Pain" - After accidentally breaking the family room window, Axl, Sue and Brick decide to band together and place the blame on the neighborhood bad seed Glossner children. But Frankie and Mike know that the kids aren't being truthful and put together a wheel of pain, in which the kids must spin the wheel and land on a consequence, hoping that one of them will break down and confess -- which puts Sue's "Sue-weet 16 Party" at risk. Meanwhile, Frankie needs to please her no-nonsense dental assisting school teacher, Mrs. Armwood (Jane Kaczmarek, "Malcolm in the Middle"), in order to obtain a prime dental rotation spot, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/27/13)
  Guest starring are Jane Kaczmarek as Mrs. Armwood, Brock Ciarlelli as Brad Bottig, Blaine Saunders as Carly, Jessica Marie Garcia as Becky, Grace Bannon as Ruth and Katlin Mastandrea as Ashley.
  "Wheel of Pain" was written by Michael Saltzman and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC The Middle Wednesday September 18 8:30pm
  "Life Skills" - Axl is shocked to discover that he and Sue are enrolled in the same Life Skills class. And things only get worse for the Ax-Man when he is assigned to work with his sister on a big class project. Meanwhile Brick's school therapist, Dr. Fulton (Dave Foley), tries to teach him how to reach out to his fellow students in order to make some friends; and Frankie and Mike find themselves dealing with an unreasonable insurance company after they discover a tree branch has fallen and broken the windshield of Frankie's car, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/9/13)
  Guest starring are Dave Foley as Dr. Fulton, Gina Hecht as Ms. Schaefer, Dierk Torsek as Reverend Hayver, Bill Chott as Wendell, French Stewart as Principal Cameron, E.J. Callahan as Mr. Flurry, Mary Kate Wiles as Beth, Daniel Stewart as Steve, Victoria Park as Connie, Karan Soni as Vijal and Julia Max as Erica.
  "Life Skills" was written by Roy Brown and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Career Day
  CAREER DAY BECOMES THE ARENA FOR A BATTLE OF REAL ESTATE TYCOONS -- PHIL DUNPHY VS. GIL THORPE -- ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Rob Riggle ("The Daily Show") Reprises His Role as Gil Thorpe
  "Career Day" - Phil is jazzed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately for Phil, his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up and things get ugly. Meanwhile, Gloria challenges Jay's claims of always wanting to become a novelist, forcing Jay to take some shameful measures, and Mitch and Cam make a costly mistake while executing tooth fairy duties, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 (9:00-9:30 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/1/13)
  Guest cast includes Rob Riggle as Gil Thorpe, Autumn Withers as Mrs. Ebbert and Piper Mackenzie Harris as Maureen.
  "Career Day" was written by Paul Corrigan and Brad Walsh, and directed by Jim Hensz.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Goodnight Gracie
  WHEN PHIL SUFFERS A LOSS, THE WHOLE FAMILY RALLIES TOGETHER ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN THE OL' SUNSHINE STATE, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Fred Willard ("Best in Show") Returns as Frank Dunphy
  "Goodnight, Gracie" - Everyone flies down to Florida to be with Phil after his mom's passing. Claire helps Phil with Gracie's last wish for Frank, and the kids reflect on the gifts grandma left for them. Gloria has to contend with an outstanding arrest warrant in Florida, Cam finds himself fitting right into an elderly women's group at Frank's retirement community, and Jay runs into a pivotal person from his past, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 (9:30-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/22/13)
  Guest cast includes Fred Willard as Frank Dunphy, Millicent Martin as Charlotte, Ann Magnuson as Shelley Summers, Caroline Aaron as Judge Bartley, Anita Gillette as Annie, Mary Jo Catlett as Edith. Peggy Miley as Hattie, Ruth Williamson as Marilyn, Tina D'Marco as Anita Menchaca, Vic D. Vine as drug dealer, Judy Kain as Doris, Louise Claps as Irene, Carol Mansell as Myra and Jeff Pomerantz as Marv.
  "Goodnight, Gracie" was written by Steven Levitan and Jeffrey Richman, and directed by Steven Levitan.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive
  REVELATIONS ABOUND WHEN DEACON CONFRONTS RAYNA ABOUT A BURIED SECRET, AND JULIETTE DISCOVERS A LETTER FROM HER MOTHER, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Brad Paisley Guest Stars as Himself
  "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive" - A shadow has been cast over country music's biggest night: Juliette discovers a letter from Jolene revealing her mother's true feelings; Rayna and Deacon's fairytale evening at the CMA Awards, even performing with Brad Paisley - who guest stars as himself -- may not end in a happily-ever-after; and Gunnar will do whatever it takes to win Scarlett's heart back -- but is it too late? Meanwhile the U.S. Attorney's office is closing in on Teddy, and Peggy returns with a secret of her own, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Kimberly Williams-Paisley and Chris Carmack also guest star. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/22/13)
  Guest starring Judith Hoag as Tandy, David Alford as Bucky, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn, Maisy Stella as Daphne Conrad, Lennon Stella as Maddie Conrad, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Melvin Ray Kearney III as Bo, Brad Paisley as himself, Chris Carmack as Will Lexington, Derek Krantz as handsome man, Sylvia Jefferies as Jolene, Todd Truly as Marshall Evans, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy, Jeremy Childs as Albert, Jason Douglas as Dashell, Gregalan Williams as Detective Glynn, Josh Ventura as Jack, Todd Allen Durkin as Walter, Robert Larriviere as stage director, Bill Szymanski as bartender, Quinn Schuler as TV reporter, Teri Wyble as Gwen and Russel B. Ramsey as minister.
  "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive" is written and directed by Callie Khouri.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Perfect Storm
  THE DOCTORS ARE TESTED IN A MOMENT OF CRISIS,
  ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "Perfect Storm" - Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital enters crisis mode as the storm rages, resources become scarce and patients flood in by the busload. Meanwhile, one of the doctors fights for their life, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/16/13)
  Guest starring Hilarie Burton as Dr. Lauren Boswell, Jason George as Ben, LisaGay Hamilton as Connie, Camilla Luddington as Intern Josephine, Gaius Charles as Intern Shane, Tina Majorino as Intern Heather, Blue Deckert as Frank, Justin Bruening as Paramedic Matthew, Jerrika Hinton as Intern Stephanie, Tessa Ferrer as Intern Leah, Michael Buie as Paul Dawson and Angela Lin as Barbara.
  "Perfect Storm" was written by Stacy McKee and directed by Rob Corn.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: White Hat's Back On
  OLIVIA AND HER TEAM FIND THEMSELVES IN DANGER, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "White Hat's Back On" - With the identity of the mole now closer than ever, Olivia and her team are in very real danger. Meanwhile, the latest White House scandal pushes Cyrus to his limits, on "Scandal," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/16/13)
  Guest starring Scott Foley as Jacob "Jake" Ballard, Kate Burton as Vice President Sally Langston, Gregg Henry as Hollis Doyle, Dan Bucatinsky as James Novak, George Newbern as Charlie, Matt Letscher as Billy Chambers, Tom Amandes as Governor Samuel Reston, Sharmila Devar as Lauren and Joe Morton as Rowan.
  "White Hat's Back On" was written by Shonda Rhimes and directed by Tom Verica.
   

• ABC Family “THE MIDDLE” BEGINS AIRING ON ABC FAMILY SEPTEMBER 17 AT 5PM ET/PT
  Fans and New Viewers Can Catch Up with a Preview Marathon September 16 from 11am-7pm ET/PT
  “The Middle” will begin airing on ABC Family, kicking off with an 8-hour marathon on Monday, September 16 from 11:00 am-7:00 pm ET/PT before settling into its regular timeslot weekdays 5:00 pm ET/PT, starting Tuesday, September 17.
  “The Middle” revolves around frazzled mother Frankie Heck (Patricia Heaton), her calming husband, Mike (Neil Flynn), and their three crazy kids: oldest son Axl (Charlie McDermott), an underachiever, socially awkward middle daughter Sue (Eden Sher), and quirky youngest son Brick (Atticus Shaffer). The sitcom is told from Frankie’s point of view, as she comments on her life in small-town middle America.
   

• CBS “60 MINUTES” LISTINGS FOR SUNDAY, SEPT. 15, 2013
  The following stories are scheduled to be broadcast on 60 MINUTES Sunday, Sept. 15 (7:30-8:30 PM, ET/7:00-8:00 PM, PT) on the CBS Television Network.  MAY START LATE DUE TO FOOTBALL!
  SYRIA – In the aftermath of a chemical weapons attack in the Syrian civil war, Charlie Rose speaks to the Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and Scott Pelley interviews President Obama.
  THE BRIEFER – Until recently, Deputy CIA Director Michael Morell was the man who briefed President Obama on the situation in Syria and other security issues. In his first television interview, the retired spy tells CBS Senior Correspondent John Miller what he told the president and what he feels needs to be done to prevent Syria from becoming a terrorist haven. Ira Rosen and Gabrielle Schonder are the producers.
  ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH – Of all the states that have legalized the growing and selling of medical marijuana, none has more at stake than Colorado, where a thriving industry has created jobs and revenue. But as Steve Kroft reports, it’s still against federal law. L. Franklin Devine is the producer.
   

• CBS ALICIA RACES TO COURT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH PETER’S GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION ON THE LINE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 15 MAY START LATE DUE TO FOOTBALL!
  Martha Plimpton, T.R. Knight, Denis O’Hare, Dylan Baker, Ana Gasteyer and Estelle Parsons Guest Star
  New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg Appears as Himself
  “What’s In The Box?” – On the night of Peter’s gubernatorial election, Alicia, Will and Diane race to a series of emergency court proceedings when Zach believes he’s witnessed vote tampering. Meanwhile, an unlikely source offers Cary aid to start his own firm, while the conflicted feelings Alicia has in her personal and professional lives come to a head, on a rebroadcast of THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, Sept. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Martha Plimpton, T.R. Knight, Denis O’Hare, Dylan Baker, Ana Gasteyer and Estelle Parsons guest star. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg appears as himself. (Originally broadcast 5/5/13.)
  Written by: Robert King and Michelle King
  Directed by: Robert King
   

• CBS RED JOHN STRIKES AGAIN, AND THE VICTIM HAS A LINK TO JANE’S PAST, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 15 MAY START LATE DUE TO FOOTBALL!
  Laura San Giacomo Guest Stars as Social Worker Miriam Gottlieb
  “Red John’s Rules” — Just as Jane narrows down the Red John suspect list to seven, Red John strikes at a victim with links to Jane’s past, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, Sunday, Sept. 15 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Laura San Giacomo guest stars as social worker Miriam Gottlieb. (Originally broadcast 4/28/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer and series creator Bruno Heller
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Long
   

• CBS AS THE GANG PREPARES TO LEAVE FOR BARNEY AND ROBIN’S WEDDING, THE BRIDE AND GROOM-TO-BE’S RELAXING NIGHT OUT IS COMPROMISED BY THE WORLD’S MOST ANNOYING COUPLE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, SEPT. 16
  Casey Wilson and Keegan-Michael Key Guest Star as a
  Couple Having Dinner at the Same Restaurant as Barney and Robin
  Something New” — As the gang prepares to head out to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Sept. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Casey Wilson and Keegan-Michael Key guest star as a couple having dinner at the same restaurant as Barney and Robin. (Originally broadcast 5/13/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS CAROLINE’S FATHER ASKS HER TO GO ON A TALK SHOW TO DEFEND HIM AGAINST A FORMER EMPLOYEE WHO’S WRITING A TELL-ALL BOOK, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” ON A SPECIAL TIME, MONDAY, SEPT. 16
  Steven Weber Returns As Caroline’s Father, Martin Channing;
  Piers Morgan Guest Stars As Himself
  “And The Tip Slip” – Caroline’s father asks her to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, at a special time, Monday, Sept. 16 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Steven Weber returns as Caroline’s father, Martin Channing. Piers Morgan guest stars as himself. (Originally broadcast 5/6/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michelle Nader
  DIRECTED BY: Lonny Price
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE MAKE A DISCOVERY THAT COULD BRING THEIR CUPCAKE DREAM BACK TO LIFE WHEN THEY AGREE TO DEEP-CLEAN PART OF THE DINER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, SEPT. 16
  “And The Window Of Opportunity” – When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner they discover something that could relaunch their cupcake business, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, Sept. 16 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/13/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Patrick King
  DIRECTED BY: Lonny Price
   

• CBS LEONARD, SHELDON AND RAJ BATTLE FOR TENURE AT THE UNIVERSITY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, MONDAY, SEPT. 16
  Regina King Returns as Mrs. Davis
  “The Tenure Turbulence" – Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University, and the competition heats up when the girls get involved, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, on a special night and time, Monday, Sept. 16 (9:30 – 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/4/13.)
  STORY BY: Steven Molaro, Eric Kaplan and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Steve Holland and Jim Reynolds
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS GIBBS AND THE TEAM ARE ASSIGNED LEGAL COUNSEL AFTER THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE IG INVESTIGATOR PUTS THEIR FUTURE AT THE AGENCY IN JEOPARDY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 17
  Guest Stars Include Colin Hanks as Department of Defense IG Investigator Richard Parsons, Muse Watson as Mike Franks and John M. Jackson as Rear Admiral AJ Chegwidden
  “Damned If You Do” – The international manhunt for Eli David and Jackie Vance's killer turns into a federal witch hunt against Gibbs and the team, which questions their unconventional methods and threatens their future at the agency, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, Sept. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Colin Hanks as Department of Defense IG Investigator Richard Parsons, Muse Watson as Mike Franks, and John M. Jackson as Rear Admiral AJ Chegwidden. (Originally broadcast 5/14/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gary Glasberg
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS CALLEN AND KENSI HEAD OVERSEAS AND SAM AND HIS WIFE GO UNDERCOVER WHEN AN EXPLOSION REIGNITES THE SEARCH FOR STOLEN NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 17
  Guest Stars Include Aunjanue Ellis as Michelle Hanna, Christopher Lambert as Marcel Janvier and Timothy V. Murphy as Isaak Sidorov
  “Descent” – An explosion in the desert rekindles the search for stolen nuclear weapons and prompts Hetty to shuffle the NCIS: LA partnerships, sending Callen and Kensi overseas and Sam and Deeks teamed up stateside, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, Sept. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Aunjanue Ellis as Michelle Hanna, Christopher Lambert as Marcel Janvier and Timothy V. Murphy as Isaak Sidorov. (Originally broadcast 5/14/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
  DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara
   

• CBS IN A RACE TO SAVE THE MACHINE, THE POI TEAM PARTNERS WITH SURPRISING NEW ALLIES TO FEND OFF ROOT AND THE MYSTERIOUS INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION DECIMA, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 17
  Carrie Preston, Amy Acker, Sarah Shahi, Brett Cullen, Jay O. Sanders and Enrico Colantoni Guest Star
  “God Mode” – Reese & Finch team up with surprising allies in a race to save The Machine from Root and the mysterious international organization Decima, who have both re-emerged with dangerous agendas. As the POI team faces off against enemies old and new, the nature of Finch's relationship with former partner Nathan Ingram is revealed along with his original motivation for wanting to save The Machine’s irrelevant numbers. Meanwhile, in her mission to bring Cal Beecher's murderer to justice, Detective Carter finds herself up against the criminal organization known as HR, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Tuesday, Sept. 17 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Carrie Preston, Amy Acker, Sarah Shahi, Brett Cullen, Jay O. Sanders and Enrico Colantoni guest star. (Originally broadcast 5/9/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Patrick Harbinson and Jonathan Nolan
  DIRECTED BY: Richard J. Lewis
   

• CBS SHELDON AND PENNY ARE THROWN FOR A LOOP WHEN LEONARD IS OFFERED AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY OVERSEAS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 19
  “The Bon Voyage Reaction” – A new success for Leonard makes Sheldon very jealous and throws Penny for a loop. Meanwhile, Koothrappali pushes Lucy too far in their relationship, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, Sept. 19 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/16/13.)
  STORY BY: Steven Molaro, Steve Holland and Tara Hernandez
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS WALDEN ENCOURAGES A DEPRESSED ALAN TO UPDATE HIS LOOK AND START DATING AGAIN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 19
  “My Bodacious Vidalia” – When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Sept. 19 (8:31 – 9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/2/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
  TELEPLAY BY: Gemma Baker, Matt Ross and Matt Searle
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS LEONARD, SHELDON AND WOLOWITZ TRY TO ADVANCE THE CAUSE OF WOMEN IN SCIENCE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," AT A SPECIAL TIME, THURSDAY, SEPT. 19
  “The Contractual Obligation Implementation" – Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz speak to junior high girls about careers in science. Meanwhile, Koothrappali plans a date with Lucy, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, at a special time, Thursday, Sept. 19 (9:00 – 9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 3/7/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Steve Holland
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS WALDEN DATES A HOT 22-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, BUT FINDS HIMSELF MORE INTERESTED IN HER WORLDLY GRANDMOTHER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, THURSDAY, SEPT. 19
  Hilary Duff Guest Stars As Walden’s Hot Young Date; Marilu Henner Guest Stars As Her Worldly Grandmother
  “Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped” – Walden dates a hot 22-year-old woman, but finds himself more attracted to her worldly grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, at a special time, Thursday, Sept. 19 (9:31 – 10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Hilary Duff guest stars as Stacey, Walden’s hot young date. Marilu Henner guest stars as Linda, Stacey’s worldly grandmother. (Originally broadcast 5/9/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Alissa Neubauer and Susan McMartin
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS SHERLOCK REELS AT THE REAPPEARANCE OF AN IMPORTANT FIGURE FROM HIS PAST AND FINDS HIMSELF IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF THE EVIL MORIARTY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 19
  Natalie Dormer Guest Stars as the Iconic Irene Adler,
  Sherlock’s Former Lover
  “Heroine” – Sherlock and Joan once again find themselves in the crosshairs of the enigmatic Moriarty, on a rebroadcast of ELEMENTARY, Thursday, Sept. 19 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/16/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Craig Sweeny and Robert Doherty, the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: John Polson
   

• CBS AN EMPLOYEE IS TERMINATED FOR UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR WHEN THE CHIEF BRAND OFFICER OF BOSTON MARKET GOES UNDERCOVER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “UNDERCOVER BOSS,” FRIDAY, SEPT. 20
  "Boston Market” – For the first time on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Sara Bittorf, Chief Brand Officer of Boston Market, makes the crucial decision to terminate an employee after he makes disparaging comments about the customers. During her undercover mission, Bittorf also learns to carve whole roasted chickens and struggles to manage a busy, timed drive-thru window, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, Sept. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/1/13.)
   

• CBS FIVE-0 MUST HELP THE CIA TO STOP A DANGEROUS KILLER LOOSE ON THE ISLAND, AND MCGARRETT’S PRISON VISIT TO WO FAT ENDS WITH A SHOCKING DISCOVERY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” FRIDAY, SEPT. 20
  Christine Lahti, Ian Antony Dale, Daniel Henney and Autumn Reeser Return
  “Aloha. Malama Pono” – As the CIA tasks Five-0 with finding a dangerous killer loose on the island, Kono goes on the run for a murder she did not commit. Meanwhile, McGarrett’s prison visit to Wo Fat ends with a shocking discovery, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday, Sept. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Christine Lahti, Ian Anthony Dale, Daniel Henney and Autumn Reeser guest star. (Originally broadcast 5/20/13.)
  (*Aloha. Malama Pono” is Hawaiian for “Farewell and Take Care”)
  WRITTEN BY: Peter M. Lenkov, Ken Solarz and David Wolkove
  DIRECTED BY: Bryan Spicer
   

• CBS THE REAGANS RALLY TO TAKE DOWN A GANG LEADER AFTER CRIMES HIT CLOSE TO HOME, ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, SEPT. 20
  “This Way Out" — As the Reagans rally together to take down the leader of the gang responsible for the murder of someone close to them, Danny looks to the gang leader’s girlfriend to lead them to him. Meanwhile, Frank is left reeling from a second loss, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, Sept. 20 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/10/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Kevin Wade
  DIRECTED BY: Peter Werner
   

• CBS MIKE GETS NERVOUS WHEN MOLLY DOESN’T GET PREGNANT RIGHT AWAY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, SEPT. 21
  "Mike Likes Briefs" – When Mike gets nervous after Molly doesn’t get pregnant following weeks of trying, he turns to Carl and Samuel for advice, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, on a special night and time, Saturday, Sept. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/26/12.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins and Julie Bean
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS MOLLY ENCOURAGES MIKE TO BECOME A DETECTIVE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, SEPT. 21
  Gerald McRaney Returns as Police Captain Patrick Murphy
  "Mike Takes a Test" – Molly encourages Mike to go after a detective position, but the stress of taking the qualification exam takes a big toll on their relationship, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, on a special night and time, Saturday, Sept. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Gerald McRaney guest stars as Police Captain Patrick Murphy, Mike’s boss. (Originally broadcast 12/3/12.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins and Mark Gross
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS THE NCIS: LA TEAM HITS THE BEACH TO INVESTIGATE A CRIME POSTED ON THE INTERNET, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 21
  Editor's note: The start and end times for this episode have been changed.
  “Skin Deep” –The NCIS: LA team heads to the beach to question the possible link between a surfer, an Internet video and a dead Naval tech scientist. Meanwhile, as Callen and Hanna investigate the victim’s intelligence connections, Deeks and Kensi go undercover to catch their suspects and some waves, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Saturday, September 21 (9:01-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Gil Grant
  DIRECTED BY: Paul A. Kaufman
   

• CBS 48 Hours "HONOR AND DISHONOR" Saturday September 21 8:00pm-9:00pm (HD)
  Preview TWO WOMEN ARE DEAD AND THE PRIME SUSPECT IS A DECORATED SOLDIER - CAN THE ARMY CONVICT ONE OF ITS OWN? “48 HOURS: HONOR AND DISHONOR,” SATURDAY, FEB. 16, 2013
  CBS News’ 48 HOURS: “Honor and Dishonor” takes viewers inside for a rare look at the Army’s Judge Advocate General’s Corps (JAG) judicial system as it handles a case of double murder. The case involves a decorated soldier at Fort Campbell, Ky., home of the famed 101st Airborne.
  Richard Schlesinger and the 48 HOURS team investigate the 2007 murders of Tracy Burke and Karen Comer and the subsequent attempted prosecution of their alleged killer, Army Sergeant Brent Burke. It’s a story about a fractured military family that brings viewers inside an Army court-martial where 48 HOURS was granted special access to both the prosecution and defense teams of the JAG Corps.
  Tracy Burke and her ex-husband’s mother, Karen Comer, were shot dead in Comer’s Rineyville, Ky., home while Tracy’s three young children were left unharmed. Fearing for his life, Tracy’s 9-year-old son, Matthew Pete, waited until the next day to call 911.
   

• The CW MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “I’m Moving On” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  ACCEPTING HELP / ROB HUEBEL (“CHILDRENS HOSPITAL”) GUEST STARS — Zoe’s (Rachel Bilson) attempts at online dating hit a few snags until Rose (guest star McKaley Miller) and Max (guest star Nicholas Podany) take matters into their own hands and play matchmaker. Faced with yet another set back with the Rammer Jammer, Lemon (Jaime King) and Wade (Wilson Bethel) are close to throwing in the towel. George (Scott Porter) tries everything he can think of to prove to Tansy (guest star Mircea Monroe) that they belong together, but she still has her doubts. Brick (Tim Matheson) and Shelby (guest star Laura Bell Bundy) decide that they might have acted too rashly, which forces them to make a difficult decision about their future together. Meanwhile, Lavon (Cress Williams) refuses AnnaBeth’s (guest star Kaitlyn Black) help in stopping the feud with the competing town’s Mayor, leaving her to take a different tact. Janice Cooke directed the episode written by Donald Todd (#221).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Keegan-Michael Key” (TV-14, D) (HDTV)
  ONE LAUGH AT A TIME — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Keegan-Michael Key (“Madtv”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#105).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 ARROW — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Darkness on the Edge of Town” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  CAN OLIVER OUTWIT OR OUTFIGHT THE DARK ARCHER TO SAVE THE CITY? — With the Undertaking days away, Malcolm (guest star John Barrowman) dons his black hood to conclude business with seismologist Dr. Brion Markov (guest star Eric Floyd) and his team. Oliver (Stephen Amell) and Moira (Susanna Thompson) entertain a number of surprise – and mostly unwelcome – visitors. Hooded confrontations at home and the Meryln Global Group reveal dark secrets. Meanwhile, Roy (guest star Colton Haynes) and Thea (Willa Holland) are still looking out for a hero. Laurel (Katie Cassidy) makes a decision after Tommy’s (Colin Donnell) revelation. In a flashback to the island, Oliver, Slade (guest star Manu Bennett) and Shado (guest star Celina Jade) struggle to prevent Fyers (guest star Sebastian Dunn) from shooting a Ferris Air jet out of the sky. Paul Blackthorne and David Ramsey also star. Roger Cross and Bryon Mann also guest star. John Behring directed the episode written by Drew Z. Greenberg & Wendy Mericle (#122).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 SUPERNATURAL — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Sacrifice” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
  WHAT MUST SAM, DEAN AND CASTIEL SACRIFICE TO FOREVER SEAL HELL? — With Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard) poised to undo all the good they’ve ever done as hunters, Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) find themselves cornered. But with Kevin’s (guest star Osric Chau) help, the Winchester brothers bound into one last play against The Demon King. Metatron (guest star Curtis Armstrong) initiates a plan with Castiel (Misha Collins) to take on Naomi (guest star Amanda Tapping) and the bureaucracy of Heaven. Alaina Huffman and Kim Rhodes also guest star. Phil Sgriccia directed the episode written by Jeremy Carver (#823).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Walking Dead” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  SOMETHING WICKED — As Graduation Day approaches, Caroline (Candice Accola) tries to distract Elena (Elena Dobrev) by focusing on simple tasks like sending out announcements, but Elena won’t be swayed from her new obsession. Sheriff Forbes (Marguerite MacIntyre) calls Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) to the hospital, where someone has been attacking patients. Still trying to force Katherine (Elena Dobrev) to help her, Bonnie (Kat Graham) refuses to give up on her plan to defeat Silas. As a violent wind storm causes a power outage in Mystic Falls, ghosts suddenly appear – some with good intentions and some bent on revenge. Zach Roerig and Claire Holt also star. Rob Hardy directed the episode written by Brian Young & Caroline Dries (#422).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —(9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Guy Who Cries” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)
  THE PRESSURE IS ON AND ONE OF THE GUYS HAS A BREAKDOWN — After a challenge has the models exploring the streets of Los Angeles in their underwear, one of the guys can’t take the pressure and breaks down. At a photo shoot, where paint is thrown on the models, a few of the models are out of their element and fear it will show in their photos (#2008).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 PERFECT SCORE — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Married by 30” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  GOING TO THE CHAPEL — In this episode, contestants Leah and Kiki, who are also best friends, are on a mission to get married before they turn 30! With the clock ticking, our two ladies force the boys to get serious when it comes to their futures on “Perfect Score.” The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries). The episode was directed by Rob George (#111).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for AMERICAN DAD, THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS and FAMILY GUY are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  STAN BECOMES AGENT BULLOCK’S NEW PROTÉGÉ ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
   

• FOX Stan is shocked when Agent Crisp (guest voice Phil LaMarr) from CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock (guest voice Patrick Stewart) is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend – Stelio Kontos – to take care of the problem in the “The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 15 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-718) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Phil LaMarr as Agent Crisp, John Leguizamo as Luis, David Koechner as Dick.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  INVESTORS TAKE AN INTEREST IN MOE’S HOMEMADE BOURBON ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
  Jazz Legend Sonny Rollins Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  Moe finds a new lease on life when rich venture capitalists take an interest in his homemade whiskey. Then, Grampa injures himself while babysitting Bart, and quickly discovers he prefers being cared for by his grandson than the staff at the nursing home. Also, Lisa takes exception to a “Tupac-at-Coachella”-style hologram of jazz legend Bleeding Gums Murphy and Sonny Rollins (guest-voicing as himself) appears to ask her not to boycott the record label in the “Whiskey Business” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 15 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2413) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Sonny Rollins as himself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE NEW REVEREND INSPIRES HOMER TO BECOME A DEACON ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
  Edward Norton Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  Homer is recruited to be a church deacon by the trendy new reverend in town (guest voice Norton). But Bart asks Flanders to help him track down their former pastor, Reverend Lovejoy, when Homer starts to embrace the faith a little too seriously. Meanwhile, Marge finds out her dry cleaners mistakenly swapped her wedding dress with one of Krusty’s costumes in the “Pulpit Friction” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2411) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Edward Norton as Reverend Elijah Hooper.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LOUISE IS HORRIFIED WHEN SHE DEVELOPS HER FIRST CRUSH ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
  While accompanying Tina to a “Boyz 4 Now” concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo – and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets creative – and slightly offensive – in a table-setting competition in the “Boyz 4 Now” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, Sept. 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-308) (TV-14 L, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S VEGAS, BABY ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
  Stewie and Brian use Stewie’s time machine to go to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert, but chaos ensues when the machine malfunctions and creates alt-versions of the pair: a “lucky” version and an “unlucky” one in the “Road to Vegas” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1020) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LOIS DIALS UP THE HEAT ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
  Giovanni Ribisi (DADS) Guest-Voices
  When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a “voiceover” talent agent named Randy (guest voice Ribisi), who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter’s voice on the other end of the line in the “Call Girl” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1012) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Giovanni Ribisi as Randy; Christine Baranski as Herself.
  
  

• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
  BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BROOKLYN’S 99TH PRECINCT GETS A NEW CAPTAIN ON “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
  Detective Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) is a talented, but carefree police detective at Brooklyn’s ninety-ninth precinct who, along with his eclectic group of colleagues, are used to having a lax captain around the office. However, when tightly-wound Captain Ray Holt (Andre Braugher) takes over, he is determined to make this dysfunctional group of detectives into the best precinct in Brooklyn in the “Pilot” episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Thursday, Sept. 19 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BRK-101) (TV-14 D, L, V) 
  Cast: Andy Samberg as Det. Jake Peralta; Andre Braugher as Capt. Ray Holt; Terry Crews as Sgt. Terry Jeffords; Melissa Fumero as Det. Amy Santiago; Joe Lo Truglio as Det. Charles Boyle; Stephanie Beatriz as Det. Rosa Diaz; Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti
   

• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of BONES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
   THE TEAM INVESTIGATES REMAINS FOUND IN AN AIR CONDITIONING UNIT  ON “BONES” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
  Freddie Prinze, Jr. (“24,” “Scooby-Doo”) and Mather Zickel (“I Love You, Man”) Guest-Star
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Jason Siedel, an accountant for the state department, whose remains were found in a hotel air conditioning unit. When Booth finds his old army buddy and CIA agent, Danny Beck (guest star Freddie Prinze, Jr.), clearing away evidence at the victim’s condo, he begins to realize that Siedel’s murder could yield more suspects than the team had anticipated. Booth also seeks out Aldo Clemens (guest star Mather Zickel), his friend and an ex-priest from their military days together, to get advice on his relationship with Brennan, now that Pelant has put a wedge between them. Meanwhile, Brennan must decide whether to have faith in Booth or to end her relationship with him in the “The Secrets in the Proposal” episode of BONES airing Friday, Sept. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-901) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
  Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Danny Beck; Mather Zickel as Aldo Clemens; Lucy Walters as Lily Thorn; Kathleen York as Marianne Thorn; Ted Norman as Rich Ceraulo; John Hartmann as Mr. Gough; Alastair Duncan as Heinrich Gloeckner.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 
  —“SLEEPY HOLLOW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THIS TOWN IS ANYTHING BUT SLEEPY ON “SLEEPY HOLLOW” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
  After being resurrected and pulled two and a half centuries through time, ICHABOD CRANE (Tom Mison) finds himself in modern-day Sleepy Hollow, where he quickly realizes that evil has awoken with him. When Sheriff August Corbin (guest star Clancy Brown) is killed by the infamous Headless Horseman, Ichabod forms an unlikely bond with Detective ABBIE MILLS (Nicole Beharie), a young cop who has her own childhood supernatural experiences. Together, the two embark on a mission to stop evil and uncover mysteries dating back to the founding of our country. Captain FRANK IRVING (Orlando Jones) hesitates to believe Ichabod’s tales of supernatural evils, but when clues about impending evils from Ichabod’s former wife KATRINA (Katia Winter) begin to surface, they all begin to realize that this town is anything but sleepy in the “Pilot” episode of SLEEPY HOLLOW airing Friday, Sept. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SLH-101) (TV-14 L, V)
  Cast: Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane; Nicole Beharie as Detective Abbie Mills; Orlando Jones as Captain Frank Irving; Katia Winter as Katrina Crane
  Guest Cast: John Cho as Andy Brooks; Clancy Brown as Sheriff August Corbin
   

• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
  **ONE-HOUR EPISODE**--“ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD ON ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
  For Mature Audiences
  In an encore of the “The Rabbit Who Broke All The Rules” episode of AXE COP, Axe Cop gets a lesson in parenting when a mysterious, silent boy shows up asking Axe Cop to be his father. After some nudging by Flute Cop, Axe Cop brings the boy to his Tri-Annual Learn Out camp to teach him how to kick and chop heads off. However, no one knows that the boy happens to be possessed by the soul of Axe Cop’s first kill: a rabbit that broke all the rules by eating coconuts. Then, in an encore of the “Bullies” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, upbeat and super-positive teen Marsh Merriwether (Vincent Kartheiser) learns a valuable lesson when his best friend is accused of bullying. Meanwhile, Cassandra (Mandy Moore) gets ready for the “It Gets Better After High School” high school dance. In an encore of the “Night Mission: Stealing Friends Back” episode of AXE COP, badass crime fighter Axe Cop (Nick Offerman) heads out on a special night mission with the help of his partner, Flute Cop (Ken Marino), and sidekicks Grey Diamond (guest voice Rob Heubel), Army Chihuahua Man (guest voice Giancarlo Esposito) and Liborg (guest voice Tyler, the Creator), when fellow superhero Bat Warthog Man’s (guest voice Vincent Kartheiser) friends go missing. Then, in an encore of the  “Adoption” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, Marsh (Vincent Kartheiser) discovers the band is wildly popular in China just as Cassandra (Mandy Moore) goes through a major identity crisis when she finds out that she’s actually adopted…and Chinese. Don’t miss the full hour of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF airing Saturday, Sept. 21 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (ANI-106) (TV-MA L, S, V)
   

• NBC LISTINGS FOR 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'
  September 21 Ben Affleck/Kanye West (O.A.D. 5/18/13)
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "103A"
  09/20/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Friday) : The funniest pranks from season one of "Betty White’s Off Their Rockers" are featured in this entertaining "Best of" episode, with America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sending her fearless band of senior citizens to the streets to pull shockingly hilarious clips on the younger generation. This week, a woman tastes the same food samples she’s giving out to customers before she hands them out, two seniors on electric scooters duel with their canes, an elderly woman asks for help texting inappropriate messages and a hung over stewardess complains about passengers at an airport gate waiting area. As star of the series, seven-time Emmy Award winner Betty White stars in funny sketches, providing saucy commentary between the pranks and sharing her engaging, comical pearls of wisdom.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "104A"
  09/20/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : The funniest pranks from season one of "Betty White’s Off Their Rockers" are featured in this entertaining "Best of" episode, with America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sending her fearless band of senior citizens to the streets to pull shockingly hilarious clips on the younger generation. Sassy seniors target unsuspecting "marks" with their irreverent behavior, from a senior helping himself to another man’s lunch, a trickster deciding to make his own alterations on a shirt at Costco, and a prankster asking to borrow a cell phone for an emergency and then dialing France. As star of the series, seven-time Emmy Award winner Betty White stars in funny sketches, providing saucy commentary between the pranks and sharing her engaging, comical pearls of wisdom.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "MANHATTAN VIGIL"
  09/21/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : IN THE SERIES' 300TH EPISODE, A CHILD ABDUCTION INVESTIGATION RE-OPENS THE THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD COLD CASE OF ANOTHER MISSING BOY
  In the series' landmark 300th episode, a young boy from Morningside Heights is kidnapped while in the care of his father, and the investigation reminds Captain Cragen (Dann Florek,) Sergeant Munch (Richard Belzer) and Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) of an unsolved kidnapping that occurred in the same neighborhood thirteen years ago. While the entire squad races against the clock to find the missing boy, Benson vows to learn from past mistakes to set both cases right. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.) Guest starring Tom Sizemore, Hamish Linklater, Mili Avital, Alex Karpovsky, and Jenna Wolfe.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "HER NEGOTIATION"
  09/21/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : IN THE SHOCKING SEASON FINALE, A MYSTERIOUS CRIMINAL SETS OFF A DANGEROUS CHAIN OF EVENTS. GUEST STARRING PABLO SCHREIBER AND LAUREN AMBROSE.
  After making a seemingly routine arrest of a man exposing himself in Central Park, Detective Rollins (Kelli Giddish) has a bad feeling about the suspect and calls upon the entire SVU squad and ADA Barba (Raúl Esparza) to help. With no way to discover the suspect's true identity, he masterfully outplays them at every turn. A shocking theory comes to light, and as Barba's trial comes to a close, the situation rapidly escalates and Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) is put into mortal danger. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro), Dean Winters (Brian Cassidy) and Tamara Tunie (M.E. Melinda Warner).
   

• PBS EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation Takes to the Skies in a New Six-Part Mini-Series Debuting Wednesday, September 4, 2013 on PBS
  Experience an awe-inspiring journey of earth's natural wonders, as never seen before, through the eyes of birds
  What would it be like to see the world from a bird's perspective? To experience riding on the backs of bald eagles and snow geese or flying alongside a flock of brown pelicans as they scan and dive for fish in the ocean below. State-of-the-art technology and sophisticated camera techniques have now made it possible to do just that and more as EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation takes viewers on a breathtaking aerial adventure over six continents.
  Episode three: Europe (airs Wednesday, September 18 at 8 p.m.)
  Cranes and geese rise over Venice, Dover, Edinburgh and the monkey-guarded Rock of Gibraltar. In Rome, the Loire Valley, Holland and Hungary, birds gather by the millions to breed and two by two to raise their families.
  A two-hour compilation of this six-hour series, titled "Winged Planet," aired on the Discovery Channel last October.Nature is a production of THIRTEEN in association with WNET for PBS.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 NCIS “Repeat Offenders” marathon – 4/3c
  You know what they say: once a criminal, always a criminal! The NCIS team knows that there’s no such thing as ‘one and done’ when it comes to the criminally-inclined. Tune-in from 4pm to 11pm and watch the criminals who can’t help coming back for more.
  

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• HBO, ‘Behind The Candelabra’ Lead Creative Arts Emmy Awards
   

• NBC CHER, ED SHEERAN, RYAN TEDDER AND MIGUEL NAMED ADVISERS FOR ‘THE VOICE’
  Grammy Winners, Multi-Platinum Artists Bring More Star Power to Fifth Season of No. 1 Reality Show That Begins Sept. 23
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — September 9, 2013 — NBC’s “The Voice” coaches have chosen multi-platinum singer-songwriters as their respective advisers for the upcoming fifth season.
  Cher is set to work alongside coach Blake Shelton, Ed Sheeran will join forces with coach Christina Aguilera, Ryan Tedder will work with coach Adam Levine and Miguel will team with coach CeeLo Green.
  Aguilera (@xtina), Levine (@adamlevine), Green (@ceelogreen) and Shelton (@blakeshelton) represent a reunification of the original “Voice” coaches who appeared on the series for its first three seasons. Carson Daly (@carsondaly) once again returns as host.
   

• Bates Motel DVD Exclusive: Lost Season 1 Scenes Solve Dylan Mystery, Class Up Norman
  Dying for some killer new Bates Motel content ahead of the show’s return in (ugh) 2014? Help has arrived!
  TVLine has obtained two never-before-seen sequences from the A&E hit’s Season 1 DVD/Blu-ray release (out today), the first of which solves a nagging mystery. The second one, meanwhile, is just plain psycho.
  In Clip 1, we get to see where Dylan was calling from when he first tracked down Norma, while Clip 2 finds Norma schooling Norman in the Art of the Cover-Up. Clips
  Buy Bates Motel: Season One here!
   

• Ausiello Spoilers 9/17
   

• HOMELAND SEASON 3 PREMIERE SCREENING
  On Monday, September 9, 2013 SHOWTIME and Fox 21 hosted a screening of the third season premiere for the Emmy and Golden-Globe award-winning hit series Homeland at the Corcoran Gallery of Art in Washington DC. Guests received copies of Homeland season two on DVD courtesy of Fox Home Entertainment. Photos!
  Following are Notable guests who joined: Homeland Cast: Claire Danes, Damian Lewis, Mandy Patinkin, Morena Baccarin, Morgan Saylor and Jackson Pace and series showrunner and executive producer Alex Gansa.
  Notable Executives: Matthew C. Blank, Chairman and CEO, Showtime Networks Inc.
  David Nevins, President of Entertainment, Showtime Networks Inc.
  Gary Newman, Co-Chairman, 20th Century Fox Television
   

• Emmys: June Foray, Voice of 'Bullwinkle's' Rocky and Natasha, to Receive Governors Award
   

• With the Fall TV season getting rolling we wanted to share a timely idea might be of interest to you!
   Here’s the list, it was compiled by DoYouRemember.com, a site that focuses on nostalgia.
   

• Images from Dexter at the Paley Center for Media -On Thursday, September 12, The Paley Center for Media hosted a Q&A with the cast and producers of the Emmy-nominated and Peabody Award-winning SHOWTIME series DEXTER to commemorate the drama's eighth and final season. In attendance were series star and executive producer Michael C. Hall, series stars Jennifer Carpenter, Aimee Garcia, Desmond Harrington, C.S. Lee, Geoff Pierson, James Remar and David Zayas, special guest star Yvonne Strahovski and executive producers Scott Buck and Sara Colleton. Also in attendance were Showtime Networks Chairman and CEO Matthew C. Blank and Showtime Networks President of Entertainment David Nevins.
   

• TNT's COLD JUSTICE Case Update: Real Crimes. Real Updates.
  From cold case to guilty plea: Click for update from the Sept. 3 premiere.
   

• FX Wilfred BTS – The Stuntman A behind the scenes look at the fatal tumble Ryan's father took in the Season 3 finale.
   

• Zombies from AMC's "Walking Dead" will soon be invading the famed Universal Studios Backlot for Halloween Horror Nights! They are bringing best scenes from season 3 to life and you can hear director, Greg Nicotero talk about the collaboration in this video announcement. Fans will have a chance to relive season 3 and brave swarms of zombies in the apocalypse scare zone and if they survive, the real terror will begin when entering “The Walking Dead: No Safe Haven” maze. Universal is really taking HHN to next level this year by bringing guests to the isolated TV/movie production sets where the horror film genre was first born in the early 1920s. Poster  Video
  ‘Halloween Horror Nights’ at Universal Studios Hollywood Extends Deeper Into Areas of Universal’s Renowned Backlot, As Hordes of Zombies from AMC’s Critically-Acclaimed Blockbuster TV Series ‘The Walking Dead’ Infiltrate World-Famous Production Sets for the First Time Ever
  Universal City, CA – This year, the contemporary urban city streets, towering skyscraper, brick-faced facades and industrial exteriors that make up Universal Studios’ world-famous production facilities will serve as a backdrop location for “Halloween Horror Nights” at Universal Studios Hollywood as Southern California’s premier Halloween experience creates maze settings from iconic movie sets and soundstages never before used in this popular, award-winning event. “Halloween Horror Nights” begins on Friday, September 20, 2013.
  Taking its cue from Universal Pictures—the movie studio that invented the horror film genre—Universal Studios Hollywood is intensifying its “Halloween Horror Nights” event by bringing guests to isolated production movie and television sets located on the famed Universal backlot to experience two new and highly disturbing enclosed mazes.
  “Since the early 1920s, Universal Studios’ most infamous monsters took their first breath right here on the Universal backlot,” said Larry Kurzweil, President, Universal Studios Hollywood. This very studio that invented the horror film genre traumatized movie-goers with some of the silver screens most indelible characters. Years later, it seems only fitting that the studio is making its urban production sets accessible to ‘Halloween Horror Nights’ guests as we bring nightmares to life with contemporary horror properties.”
   

• Dennis Quaid & Michael Chiklis Star In Vegas - The DVD Edition Available On September 17
  VEGAS THE DVD EDITION Read our Review!
  The Drama Series Debuts On DVD September 17
  Packed With Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Featurettes And Cast And Crew Audio Commentary
  The stakes are high in the thrilling series starring Dennis Quaid and Michael Chiklis when VEGAS – THE DVD EDITION goes all in September 17 from CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution. From creators Nicholas Pileggi (the writer of legendary films Goodfellas and Casino) and Greg Walker, the five-disc collection includes all 21 episodes of the drama and boasts a collection of newly produced, exclusive featurettes.
  Featuring an all-star ensemble cast that also includes Carrie-Anne Moss, Jason O’Mara, Taylor Handley and Sarah Jones, VEGAS is inspired by the true story of former Las Vegas Sheriff Ralph Lamb (Quaid), a former military police officer, who now patrols the once desolate, desert city. As corruption builds within Las Vegas during the 1960s, Lamb is called upon by the mayor to bring order to the new entertainment mecca and investigate the murder of a casino worker. The crime triggers Lamb’s quarrel with Vincent Savino (Chiklis), a ruthless Chicago gangster who intends to claim Vegas as his own. With the aide of his two deputies, his diplomatic, even-keeled brother Jack (O’Mara) and his charming, but impulsive son Dixon (Handley), Lamb is determined to restore justice and take Savino down once and for all. VEGAS – THE DVD EDITION also includes an array of notable guest stars such as Ivana Milicevic, James Russo, David Gallagher, Greg Grunberg, Gil Bellows, D.B. Sweeney, Michael Ironside, Frances O’Connor, Doug Savant and Anna Camp.
   

• The Chilling Stories Of HAUNTED HISTORY Arrive On DVD September 17 From Lionsgate Home Entertainment
  Haunted History -Paranormal Activity Is Explored When This Chilling Film Arrives On DVD September 17 From Lionsgate Home Entertainment
  Immerse yourself in our country’s chilling past when Haunted History arrives on DVD September 17 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. This unique special from HISTORY® takes viewers deep into frightening ghostly events that linger within historic locations across the United States. Just in time for Halloween, the two-disc set is packed with six hours of spine-tingling mysteries. Haunted History will arrive on DVD for the suggested retail price of $19.98.
  Are voices, spirits and apparitions trying to tell us something about past events? Come along as Haunted History travels the country exploring historic locations and the paranormal activity that still haunts them. Driven by terrifying eyewitness accounts, each episode examines a site’s spooky events in relation to its gruesome past. Hear the ghosts of soldiers at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, meet the restless souls plaguing Salem, Massachusetts, visit Chicago’s infamous “Murder Castle” and many more!
   

• CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION THE THIRTEENTH SEASON
  Starring Ted Danson, Mega-Hit Series Returns To DVD September 17 Packed With Must-See Exclusive Special Features Read our Review!
  Television’s hit crime drama is back as the new action-packed collection, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The Thirteenth Season, arrives on DVD September 17 from CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution. Go behind-the-scenes for a special look into America’s favorite team of crime scene investigators, led by star Ted Danson. In addition to all 22 gripping episodes, the six-disc DVD collection boasts exclusive featurettes!
   

• THE VOTES ARE IN! FANS NAME “GAME OF THRONES” TOP SHOW OF THE YEAR AND “BREAKING BAD” THE BEST SHOW OF THE DECADE, WHILE “TWO AND A HALF MEN” AND “JERSEY SHORE” SNAG LESS HONORABLE DISTINCTIONS IN TELEVISION WITHOUT PITY'S 10TH ANNUAL TUBEY AWARDS
  Millions of Fans Worldwide Vote on 100+ Categories Including “Best WTF Moment” and “Favorite Show to Hate Watch”
  Website Marks Milestone with Special 10th Anniversary Categories
  SEPTEMBER 17, 2013 - NEW YORK – Television fans made their voices heard in Television Without Pity's 2013 Tubey Awards, casting millions of votes in more than 100 categories that both celebrate and pan the television shows, actors, characters and plotlines not only from last season, but also for the last decade, as the Tubeys marks its 10-year anniversary. Winners were revealed today on TelevisionWithoutPity.com in 105 distinctly-Tubey categories, including "Most Ludicrous Plotline," "Guiltiest TV Pleasure" and "Most Painful Series Cancellation."
  “The past 10 years have arguably been the most exciting for television viewers, and that was reflected in the response to our special 10th Anniversary Tubey Award polls,” said Daniel Manu, Site Director for TelevisionWithoutPity.com. “We offered up the crème de la crème of the decade’s biggest programs and performers, and as a result we saw some of the closest votes in Tubey history, reflecting both the passion of fans and the incredible bounty of compelling shows that the decade offered. We’re already looking forward to the 20th anniversary of the Tubey Awards.”
  The results proved that fans are indeed a good indicator of what works on television, as demonstrated by their selection of Saul Goodman from “Breaking Bad” as “Supporting Character Who Deserves a Spin-Off” even before AMC Networks announced the new show, “Better Call Saul.”
  The full list of Tubey Award winners can be viewed at http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/tubeys/
   

• The Nine Lives of Chloe King Movie: Read the Script to the Shocking Conclusion! (EXCLUSIVE)
   

• AMERICA TO NAME ITS NEXT MILLION-DOLLAR ACT NEXT WEEK ON NBC'S TOP-RATED SUMMER COMPETITION SERIES ‘AMERICA'S GOT TALENT’
  Live Finale To Feature An All-Star Lineup of Guest Performances, Including Luke Bryan, Josh Groban, Il Divo Featuring Heather Headley, Icona Pop and the Rockettes
  NEW YORK – September 12, 2013 – NBC's "America's Got Talent" heads into its final week after months of searching for America’s next superstar act. The six finalists will perform live for America’s vote for the last time on Tuesday, Sept. 17 (9-11 p.m. ET), for their chance at winning the $1 million prize and a headlining show in Las Vegas. The star-studded, two-hour finale broadcast on Wednesday, Sept. 18 (9-11 p.m. ET) will feature a dynamic lineup of guest performances including Luke Bryan, Josh Groban, Il Divo featuring Heather Headley, Icona Pop and the Rockettes.
  Superstar and Entertainer of the Year Luke Bryan recently released his fourth studio album, “Crash My Party,” which reached the largest sales debut for a Country male artist since 2004, topped both the Billboard 200 and Country sales charts, and is the third highest album to debut across all genres this year. This spring, Bryan co-hosted the Academy of Country Music Awards with Blake Shelton and received the coveted Entertainer of the Year award as well as the Vocal Event award with Jason Aldean and Eric Church for “The Only Way I Know.” At the CMT Music Awards in June, Bryan won for Collaborative Video of the Year for “The Only Way I Know.” Last year, Bryan was named the #1 Artist of 2012 and #1 Male Artist of 2012 by Country Aircheck. Billboard named album “tailgates & tanlines” the #2 Country Album and the #3 Country Artist Album of 2012 and claimed Bryan as the #3 Top Country Artist of the Year. Also in 2012, Bryan took home 11 music awards, including a record nine wins at the American Country Awards as well as his first American Music Award.
   

• Ray Liotta Stars In SUDDENLY - The Remake of the Classic American Thriller Arrives on Blu-ray & DVD September 17
  SUDDENLY Golden Globe© Nominee Ray Liotta Stars In The Remake Of The Classic American Thriller Arriving On Blu-ray, DVD and Digital Download September 17 From Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment And Nasser Entertainment
  UNIVERSAL CITY, CA – A troubled war hero will stop at nothing to save the family of his deceased best friend, and the president of the United States, in the twisted crime story, Suddenly, arriving on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital Download September 17 from Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment. Starring Ray Liotta (“Killing Them Softly”), Dominic Purcell (“Killer Elite”) and Michael Paré (“The Lincoln Lawyer”), the all-new remake of the 1954 Frank Sinatra film noir classic follows the journey of a washed-up war veteran, now a local cop and town drunk, as he comes to grips with his demons to stop three assassins before they kill the president.
  Former Marine Tod Shaw (Liotta), now a cop in the small town of Suddenly, has turned to alcohol in order to cope with the nightmares from the war and losing his best friend in battle. Shaw hits rock bottom after Ellen, his best friend’s widow whom he has grown feelings for over the years, rejects him due to his alcohol problem. Shaw is on the edge of losing his job, and everything he cares about, until news hits that the President is coming to town, requiring all hands on deck. Three men posing as Secret Service Agents commandeer Ellen’s home with her family inside, giving them prime position to assassinate the president. No one will listen to the crazy rumblings of a drunk, so Shaw must take matters in to his own hands to save the woman he loves and stop the assassins before they kill the President.
  Shocking and nerve-wracking, Suddenly will be available on Blu-ray and DVD September 17 for the suggested retail price of $19.97 and $14.93, respectively. The film will also be available for digital download on the same date.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC MISTRESSES: I Choose You – SEASON FINALE
  SAVI'S ROAD TRIP TAKES A SHOCKING TURN, APRIL MAKES A DECISION ABOUT THE MEN IN HER LIFE, AND KAREN HAS A FINAL SHOWDOWN WITH ELIZABETH GREY, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "MISTRESSES"
  "I Choose You" - A road trip to Palm Springs for Savi's birthday takes a shocking turn; April makes a decision about the two men in her life, Paul (Dondre' T. Whitfield) and Richard (Cameron Bender); and Elizabeth Grey confronts Karen in a final showdown, on the Season Finale of "Mistresses," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Penelope Ann Miller guest stars as Elizabeth Grey.
  Guest starring are Penelope Ann Miller as Elizabeth Grey, Cameron Bender as Richard, Dondre' T. Whitfield as Paul Malloy and Mimi Kennedy as Dr. Susannah Ayers.
  "I Choose You" was written by K.J. Steinberg and directed by Allison Liddi-Brown.
   

• ABC ROOKIE BLUE: You Can See the Stars – SEASON FINALE
  A SHOOTER'S DEVIOUS STRATEGY PLAYS OUT ACCORDING TO PLAN, PLACING MORE OF THE SQUAD IN HIS CROSSHAIRS AND PUTTING THE FUTURE OF 15 DIVISION IN JEOPARDY, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "ROOKIE BLUE"
  "You Can See the Stars" - In the wake of violent targeted attacks on 15 Division, Andy, Swarek and their fellow officers begin to piece together a past crime in order to find out what has happened to Oliver Shaw. While the squad is desperately trying to find Oliver, Dov and Wes face off about what's best for Chloe. And as the shooter's plan is finally revealed, it may be too late for some of the officers of 15, on the Season Finale of "Rookie Blue," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring in "You Can See the Stars" is Adam MacDonald as Steve Peck, Eric Johnson as Luke Callaghan, Emily Hampshire as Celery, Aliyah O'Brien as Holly, ClŽ Bennett as Wesley Cole, Michael Cram as Kevin Ford and Jim Codrington as ETF Bailey.
  "You Can See the Stars" was written by Tassie Cameron and directed by David Wellington.
   

• AMC Low Winter Sun Episode: "Cake on the Way" Sunday September 8 8:00pm
  Season 1, Episode 5 The DPD's investigation intensifies when a low-level murder is linked to McCann. Meanwhile, Damon has to pay the cost of his ambitions. Original Air Date: Sep 8, 2013
   

• AMC Breaking Bad Episode: "To'hajiilee" Sunday September 8 9:00pm
  Season 5, Episode 13 Things heat up for Walt in unexpected ways.
   

• Cartoon Network Your Favorite Crazy-Competing Contestants are Back! Total Drama All-Stars Premieres Tuesday, September 10 at 7:00 p.m. (ET/ PT)
  Chris McLean and Chef are back at Camp Wawanakwa and they brought all your favorite campers with them! Tune in September 10 for the premiere of a brand new season of Total Drama: Total Drama All-Stars! Fourteen of the contestants you loved to love and loved to hate return, each hoping to be the one to take home the million dollar prize. In an epic battle of good vs. evil, the “Heroic Hamsters” and the “Villainous Vultures” compete in some of the most daunting, dangerous and of course disgusting challenges from seasons past!
  In past seasons, the animated reality competition series Total Drama produced by Fresh TV and distributed by Cake Entertainment had egotistical series host Chris McLean torturing contestants on a toxic nuclear waste dump, a voyage around the world and a movie set. This season promises to be the toughest ever with spine-tingling twists, explosive challenges and bust-a-gut laughs. As usual, the Total Drama contestants will be split into two teams, and after each challenge the losing team will have to vote one teen off the island via the Flush of Shame! Last season, Total Drama: Revenge of the Island ranked #1 in its time period vs. all TV with key kids and boys 2-11, 6-11, & 9-14*.
  Fighting for the million-dollar prize is an all-star cast of fourteen reality show contestants, ready to face the pain from Chris and Chef. With the casts’ diverse quirkiness and eccentricities, the contestants are in it to win it at the hand of backstabbing, conniving schemes and even looove!?! And the All-Star contestants are: the prettiest girl in the camp Lindsey, ultimate jock Lightning, take-no-prisoners Jo, sweetheart Sam, queen bee Heather, obsessive uber-fan Sierra, Duncan the delinquent, Cameron the bubble boy, type-a Courtney, troublemaker Scott, loner Gwen, small town girl Zoey and multiple personality Mike and a super-secret-surprise contestant that you’ll just have to tune-in for!
   

• Cartoon Network Unknown Hinson covers Squidbillies theme song on 9/8 on Adult Swim
  In this Sunday’s episode "Drone to the Bone," the king of country western troubadours, Unknown Hinson, who voices the infamous outlaw squid, Early Cuyler, covers the Squidbillies theme song. Watch as America declares war on Early's new neighborhood. Photos
  Watch and download Behind-the-Scenes Footage of Unknown Hinson recording the theme in studio.
  New Episodes Air Sundays at 12:15 a.m. (ET, PT) on Adult Swim.
   

• CBS CARRIE AND AL SEARCH FOR A KILLER BUT END UP HUNTING FOR A HIDDEN TREASURE UNDER THE STREETS OF NEW YORK, ON THE SUMMER SEASON FINALE OF “UNFORGETTABLE,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 8 ON CBS
  “Maps and Legends” – The murder of an urban explorer leads Carrie and Al to not only search for the killer, but to pick up the trail of clues the victim was following on the hunt for a treasure supposedly hidden under the streets of New York, on the summer season finale of UNFORGETTABLE, Sunday, Sept. 8 (9:00 – 10:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Quinton Peeples
  DIRECTED BY: Jean De Segonzac
   

• CBS WHILE ON THE RUN, BARBIE MUST PROTECT JULIA BEFORE BIG JIM FINDS HER, ON “UNDER THE DOME,” MONDAY, SEPT. 9
  “Exigent Circumstances” – While the manhunt for Barbie continues, Big Jim gets the residents of Chester’s Mill riled up and the town demands justice for all of Barbie’s supposed crimes. Meanwhile, Joe and Norrie must find a new hiding place for the mini dome, on UNDER THE DOME, Monday, Sept. 9 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Caitlin Parrish & Adam Stein
  DIRECTED BY: Peter Leto
  Under the Dome’ Gets Second Airing After Hitting Ratings Low
  'Under the Dome's' Brian K. Vaughan Defends Finale
   

• The CW - Fall Preview Sizzle See what's coming this fall to The CW!
  Reign Preview All hail the queen. Check out this preview of Reign, coming this fall!
  Reign Clip Mary may not be so bright for Francis' future. Watch a clip from Reign, coming this fall!
  Star-Crossed Clip The Atrians aren't met with the warmest welcome. Watch a clip from Star-Crossed, coming soon to The CW!
  The 100 Clip What is it like to be the first person on Earth after 100 years? Watch a clip from The 100, coming soon to The CW!
  The Originals Preview New city. New trouble. New Klaus. Watch a preview from The Originals premiering this fall!
  The Originals Clip Klaus is going to be a daddy? Watch a clip from The Originals, coming this fall!
  The Tomorrow People Preview Stephen's life is starting to get crazier than he could have ever imagined. The Tomorrow People Clip Stephen's new skills are really starting to come in handy. Watch a clip from The Tomorrow People, coming this fall!
   

• FX’s hit original drama series, SONS OF ANARCHY, returns for its sixth season this September on FX.  Official Site
  Brawl Trouble comes from all directions. Sons of Anarchy, Season Premiere September 10, only on FX.
  Salute the troops: SOA and “The Boot Campaign” Salute the troops with SOA and learn about their involvement with the military, and how they give back to our soldiers both home and abroad.
  It’s On When faced with survival, do anything to stay alive.
  Having framed Clay for the murder of Damon Pope, Season 6 of SOA begins with Jax’s leadership uncontested, but his family life suffering from his single-minded pursuit of John Teller’s vision. Jax must find a way to keep Tara from going to prison for conspiracy to commit murder while rebuilding his club and breaking from the cycle of violence and greed that ultimately led to his best friend’s death.
  Sons of Anarchy Tour: On the Road What happens when the cast of SOA takes to the road? Get a taste of what it's like to be on tour with Sons of Anarchy.
   

• FX’s hit original drama series, THE BRIDGE, airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Crime Scene: Week 8 The killer is out of hiding…will it cause Marco to do the same? Find out in the Week 8 Crime Scene. The Bridge, all new episodes Wednesdays at 10p only on FX.
  Beyond The Bridge: It’s a Cutthroat World Go Beyond The Bridge for a lesson on how effects artists create the perfect kill. 
  Sonya and Marco close in on the Killer. Charlotte takes drastic measures to protect her ranch. Frye learns that demons from his past aren’t done with him yet.
   

• FX Anger Management airs Thursday nights only on FX.
  Next On: “Charlie and The Sting” Charlie tries to stop Kate from having sex with the executive in charge of funding their study. Charlie’s dad tries to stop Lacey from throwing herself at a sleazy yoga instructor.
   

• FXX’ hit original comedy series, THE LEAGUE, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:30 PM ET/PT.
  Road Trip New channel... same dirty players. The League moves to FXX for an all new season Wednesday, September 4 at 10:30p.
  Next On: “The Von Nowzick Wedding” The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.
   

• FX IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, which airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT.
  September 11 Next On: “Gun Fever Too: Still Hot” After Frank appears on Local Television advocating gun ownership, the rest of the gang takes a look at the ownership process and alternatives to find a common ground on this still heated issue.
   

• HBO EMMY-WINNING HBO SERIES "BOARDWALK EMPIRE" RETURNS SEPT. 8
  Posters
  Videos: Boardwalk Empire Season 4: An Invitation to the Set  Season 3 Recap
  ABOUT BOARDWALK EMPIRE SEASON FOUR
  Atlantic City, February 1924: After barely surviving an overthrow by gangster Gyp Rossetti, Nucky Thompson is laying low at the end of the Boardwalk. But the calm will be short-lived, as Nucky faces new challenges, including a clash with the mayor, a battle with his brother Eli over Eli's college-age son, and the irresistible lure of lucrative--and perilous--opportunities in Florida.
  From Terence Winter, Emmy(R) Award-winning writer of "The Sopranos," and Academy Award(R)-winning director Martin Scorsese, BOARDWALK EMPIRE is set in the 1920s during Prohibition, and chronicles the life and times of Enoch "Nucky" Thompson. The Emmy(R)- and Golden Globe-winning drama series kicks off its 12-episode fourth season SUNDAY, SEPT. 8 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO, followed by other episodes on subsequent Sundays at the same time.
  BOARDWALK EMPIRE stars Steve Buscemi as Nucky Thompson; Kelly Macdonald as Margaret, Nucky's estranged wife; Michael Shannon as former Federal Agent Nelson Van Alden, caught up in gangland conflicts; Shea Whigham as Nucky's brother Elias, whose attempt to steer his son clear of Nucky's influence sparks fraternal tensions; Jack Huston as disfigured war veteran Richard Harrow, who is searching for a new purpose in life; Stephen Graham as gangster Al Capone; Michael Stuhlbarg as gangster Arnold Rothstein, who's newly wary of Nucky; Vincent Piazza as gangster Lucky Luciano; Paul Sparks as Mickey Doyle, head of Nucky's bootlegging operation; Michael Kenneth Williams as Nucky's ally Chalky White, leader of the city's African-American community; Gretchen Mol as Gillian, battling demons from her past as she seeks custody of her grandson; and Anthony Laciura as Eddie Kessler, Nucky's longtime valet.
  New cast members in season four include Jeffrey Wright as Valentin Narcisse, a violent Harlem power broker who tries to muscle in on Chalky's action; Ron Livingston as Roy Phillips, a business and romantic prospect of Gillian's; Patricia Arquette as Sally Wheet, a Florida speakeasy owner; Brian Geraghty as Federal Agent Warren Knox; and Domenick Lombardozzi and Morgan Spector as Al Capone's brothers, Ralph and Frank.
  Season 4 Debut: SUNDAY, SEPT. 8 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT)
   

• Lifetime Devious Maids "Cleaning Out the Closet" Sunday September 8 10/9c
  Season 1, Episode 11 Alejandro and Carmen offer different opinions about his new relationship; Marisol gets closer to the truth; Rosie cleans up a serious mess for Peri; Philippe and Genvieve grow closer, but Zoila doesn't believe that he's changed his philandering ways.
   

• Lifetime SINS OF A PREACHER Premieres Saturday, September 14, at 8pm ET/PT
  Gail O'Grady stars as "Susan Parker" in Sins of a Preacher, premiering Saturday, September 14, at 8pm ET/PT on Lifetime. Photo
  Inspired by a true story, Sins of a Preacher portrays the shocking tale of the mysterious suicide of Debbie Martin (Bree Williamson, One Life to Live), the beloved wife of Andrew Martin (Christopher Gartin, Shameless, The Menalist), the town Reverend. But as days pass, Andrew’s strange behavior catches the eye of Debbie’s mom, Susan Parker (Gail O’Grady, Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, American Dreams), who suspects something is not right. Determined to find out what really happened to her daughter, Susan discovers critical evidence proving Debbie was murdered, leading to a battle that tears the town apart.
  The film Sins of the Preacher stars Gail O’Grady (Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, American Dreams), Bree Williamson (One Life to Live) and Christopher Gratin (Shameless, The Mentalist), and premieres on Saturday, September 14, at 8:00pm ET/PT on Lifetime.
   

• NBC "SIBERIA" "STRANGE BEDFELLOWS"
  09/09/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : ABDUCTIONS AND DEADLY SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS RACHET UP THE FEAR AND UNCERTAINTY FOR THE REMAINING CONTESTANTS - Neeko (Neeko O.J. Skervin), Miljan (Miljan Milosevic) and Sabina (Sabina Akhmedova) are abducted by a hostile local tribe and fearing for their lives make a surprising discovery at natives' camp. Meanwhile, Joyce (Joyce Giraud), Sam (Sam Dobbins), Johnny (John Wactor) and Daniel (Daniel David Sutton) are desperate to find a way to communicate with the world outside the research station and in the process find unsettling evidence of strange and deadly experiments that have been conducted there and may well be ongoing with them as the subjects.
  Also starring Esther Anderson, Irene Yee, Anne-Marie Mueschke.
   

• NBC "CAMP" "LAST DAYS OF SUMMER"
  09/11/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : LITTLE OTTER AND RIDGEFIELD FACE OFF IN THE ANNUAL INTER-CAMP OLYMPICS – ROBBIE AND SARAH TRY TO SORT OUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND MARINA RECEIVES SOME SHOCKING NEWS ABOUT HER MOM – It's the final days at camp and Little Otter prepares for battle in the annual Inter-Camp Olympics against Ridgefield. Kip (Thom Green) and Marina (Lily Sullivan) make the most of their waning time together, but the future of their relationship comes in jeopardy after Marina receives startling news about her mother. Cole (Nikolai Nikolaeff) and Roger (Rodger Corser) make plans for Ridgefield Alaska, but their partnership is tested when Roger makes another play for Mack (Rachel Griffiths). Buzz (Charles Grounds) faces off against his Ridgefield nemesis, Ryan (Liam Hall). Sarah (Dena Kaplan) is determined to crush Ridgefield in the swimming event and when Robbie (Tim Pocock) offers to join her team, their romance shows signs of revival. Charlotte Nidcao also stars.
   

• NBC 9/9: The Blacklist, Sean Saves the World, Ironside Previews & SVU First Look!
  We have several intense, new previews from this fall’s NBC dramas to get your blood flowing and help kick start your week.
  On September 23, the world’s most wanted man will surrender but can we trust him? Get an inside look at James Spader’s Red Reddington in The Blacklist. Then watch Blair Underwood take the law into his own hands in a first look at Ironside, premiering Wednesday, October 2.
  SVU fans may want to take a seat before watching Season 14’s first preview – the most powerful season yet begins with a gripping two-hour season premiere on Wednesday, September 25!
  Finally, cool off after those intense previews with a few laughs from Sean Hayes in the new Sean Saves the World clip!
   

• Watch the trailer for the Netflix series DEREK
  Check out the trailer for the Netflix Original Series DEREK, starring Ricky Gervais: http://youtu.be/Hd5WdxGRNG8. 
  DEREK premieres Thursday, September 12 at 12:01 am PT on Netflix.
  DEREK is a bittersweet 30-minute comedy drama about a group of outsiders living on society's margins. Derek Noakes (Gervais) is a tender, innocent man whose love for his job shines through. Working in a retirement home, Derek cares deeply for the old people, because they are kind and funny and tell him stories of what life used to be like. Alongside him works Dougie (Karl Pilkington), his landlord who is one of life's unlucky individuals; Kev (David Earl), a loveable train wreck; and Hannah (Kerry Godliman), a care worker in the home and Derek's best friend. She is smart, witty and hard working, but unlucky in love, and, like Derek, always puts other people first. The uncaring outside world popping in and out will boil your blood and the residents inside will break your heart.
  Ricky Gervais created, wrote, directed and executive produces the series that is produced by Derek Productions Ltd. for Netflix.
   

• PBS Masterpiece Episode: "Silk: Episode 3" Sunday September 8 8:00pm
  Season 43, Episode 26 Season 1 of "Silk" concludes with Martha defending a repeat offender who's accused of murder while struggling with stress in her personal life. In other events, she and Clive have their Silk interviews.
  Guest Cast Sam Graham: Bill Cutler Diana Quick: Justice Elizabeth Frank Paul Hilton: Gary Rush Paul Ready: Tony Paddick Fenella Woolgar: Wendy Ford Maxine Peake: Martha Costello Reece Noi: Mark Draper Neil Stuke: Billy Lamb Thomas Wheatley: Magistrates Judge Nina Sosanya: Kate Brockman Natalie Dormer: Niamh Cranitch Ryan Hayward: Anthony Hartcliffe Pip Torrens: HHJ Maikin Penny Downie: Helen Guthrie Owen Teale: Brian Frogett Laura Greenwood: Emma Tom Hughes: Nick Slade Adrian Dunbar: Joe Gillespie QC Will Keen: Michael Connolly Alex Jennings: Alan Cowdrey QC Rupert Penry-Jones: Clive Reader
   

• Syfy Season 4 of Syfy’s fan favorite series Haven kicks off Friday, September 13th @ 10pm ET/PT with an action packed premiere that picks up six months after the devastating events of the Season 3 cliffhanger, in which the sleepy Maine town was pummeled by a violent meteor storm and Audrey Parker (Emily Rose) and Duke Crocker (Eric Balfour) vanished into thin air, leaving an injured Nathan Wuornos (Lucas Bryant) in Haven and forcing Dwight Hendrickson (Adam Copeland) to clean up the resulting mess. Season 4 picks up six months after the devastating events of the Season 3 cliffhanger, in which the sleepy Maine town was pummeled by a violent meteor storm and Audrey Parker (Emily Rose) and Duke Crocker (Eric Balfour) vanished into thin air, leaving an injured Nathan Wuornos (Lucas Bryant) marooned in Haven.
  In the premiere episode, titled “Fallout,” Duke finds himself in unfamiliar territory after being ejected from the barn…without Audrey. During his journey back to Haven, Duke meets Jennifer Mason (Emma Lehana, Hellcats), a young woman with a mysterious connection to the town. In another place - but at the same time - spunky bartender Lexie DeWitt pours drinks for customers, unaware of her uncanny resemblance to Audrey, for whom everyone in Haven is searching. Nathan, meanwhile, has fled his hometown even though the “Troubles” are worse than ever before.
  Returning this season are beloved bullet magnet Dwight Hendrickson (Adam Copeland), now with increased jurisdictional power, and the untouchable Jordan McKee (Kate Kelton). Haven will also introduce new characters including William (Colin Ferguson, Eureka), a handsome and mysterious stranger whose secret agenda leads him to Audrey, and Duke’s estranged half-brother, Wade Crocker (Christian Carmago, Dexter), a good-natured businessman with a dark and lethal secret.
  Haven, based on the novella, The Colorado Kid, from renowned author Stephen King, follows former FBI agent Audrey Parker, who becomes a cop in the small town of Haven, Maine, and soon discovers the town’s many secrets – which also hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of her lost past.
  Is Audrey still alive? Watch a launch trailer below and a promo clip for the upcoming premiere to get excited for the season to come.
  Haven—Premieres Friday, September 13 at 10/9c.
  Another Begins – Launch Promo Is Audrey Still Alive? – Promo Clip
  In addition to a teaser trailer of the season, check out an anonymous video that was sent to the Haven, Maine paranormal investigators—the Darkside Seekers. Tweet #DiscoverHaven if you have any information or would like to speculate about Exhibit 14x.
  Real Troubles – Season Four Trailer
  Darkside Seekers, Exhibit 14x – Teaser We’re the Darkside Seekers – paranormal investigators. This video came from an anonymous source in Haven, Maine. Tweet #DiscoverHaven to tell us what you think.
  Darkside Seekers: Exhibit 23x – Clip We, the Darkside Seekers, received this video submission from a concerned viewer who has traveled through Haven, Maine, on many occasions. Can anyone tell us what this strange symbol means? Share your theories on Facebook or tweet us with #DiscoverHaven to tell us what you think.
  What Is Coming in Season 4? – Interview Clip The cast of Haven tells you where they left off Season 3 and preview Season 4.
  SYFY’S HAVEN WELCOMES EMMA LAHANA (HELLCATS, EMILY OWENS M.D.) AND CHRISTIAN CAMARGO (DEXTER, THE HURT LOCKER) AS RECURRING GUEST STARS
  SEASON 4 OF HAVEN PREMIERES FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 AT 10PM
  NEW YORK – August 8, 2013 – Emma Lahana (Hellcats, Emily Owens M.D.) and Christian Camargo (Dexter, The Hurt Locker) will join the cast of Syfy’s popular series Haven when the show returns for its fourth season on Friday, September 13 at 10PM (ET/PT). Both actors join Colin Ferguson (Eureka, Coupling) who portrays William, a handsome mysterious stranger whose secret agenda leads him to Audrey (Emily Rose), as recurring guest stars this fall.
  Emma Lahana portrays “Jennifer Mason” an eccentric, energetic and just a bit off-kilter young lady who gets pulled into Haven’s mysteries when she starts hearing strange voices in her head. These voices lead her to crossing paths with a town fixture who suspects her “condition” could produce valuable clues about Audrey Parker’s (Emily Rose) whereabouts. As Jennifer digs into her own personal history, she discovers she may have a bigger role to play in the strange happenings in Haven.
  Meanwhile, Christian Camargo plays “Wade Crocker” the estranged half-brother of Haven mainstay Duke Crocker (Eric Balfour). Charming, driven, and slightly devious, Wade is a successful and good-natured businessman who seems to be at the top of his game. But, Wade is a Crocker through and through and could be tempted by a dark and lethal family secret that just may be his undoing.
  Season 4 of Haven picks up six months after the devastating events of the Season 3 cliffhanger in which the town was pummeled by a violent meteor storm. Audrey and Duke vanished into thin air leaving an injured Nathan (Lucas Bryant) marooned in Haven.
  Exclusive First Look: The Haven Comic Book
   

• TNT Programming Alert: Week of 09/09/13
  SUMMER FINALE: Rizzoli & Isles – "Partners in Crime" – Tuesday, Sept. 10, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  The squad rushes to solve a violent homicide case muddled by conflicting evidence. Maura is burdened with the major decision of whether to take in her recently paroled grandfather (guest star Richard Herd). Meanwhile, Jane and Casey (guest star Chris Vance) are forced to decide between their careers and their romantic relationship.
  Directed by Randy Zisk Written by Linda McGibney & Janet Tamaro
  Developed by Janet Tamaro
  Based on the series of novels by Tess Gerritsen
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA… FANS BID FAREWELL TO “BURN NOTICE”
  WATCH THE CAN’T-MISS SUMMER FINALES OF “ROYAL PAINS” & “GRACELAND”
  THE BATTLE WAGES ON IN “COVERT AFFAIRS” & “SUITS”
  On Thursday, September 12 at 9 p.m./8c, after seven unforgettable seasons, the Emmy®-nominated original drama BURN NOTICE comes to an end that fans won’t want to miss. As USA Network says goodbye to the series that redefined summer television, questions will be answered and the team will reunite for an explosive conclusion that one beloved character will not survive. The finales don’t stop there - catch the bold summer finales of GRACELAND and ROYAL PAINS, paired with the penultimate episodes of COVERT AFFAIRS and SUITS. Finally, enjoy marathons from BURN NOTICE, NCIS and LAW & ORDER: SVU as well as another riveting, live episode of WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW.
  --TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 COVERT AFFAIRS – “Hang Wire – 9/8c
  A stunning revelation catapults Annie (Piper Perabo) to Copenhagen where she must stop Teo (guest star Manolo Cardona) from committing a terrible act. Auggie (Christopher Gorham) discovers where Calder’s (Hill Harper) allegiances lie. Arthur (Peter Gallagher) enlists Bianca Manning (guest star Zuleikha Robinson), DC’s top defense lawyer, to help save the Campbell name.
  Guest Stars: Gregory Itzin The series also star Kari Matchett
  Social TV: As fans watch their favorite spies, they can use their mobile devices to access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 SUITS – “Bad Faith” – 10/9c
  Pearson Darby Specter’s “divorce" brings trust issues to the forefront. Harvey (Gabriel Macht) finds himself battling Scottie (guest star Abigail Spencer) once again and Louis (Rick Hoffman) convinces Jessica (Gina Torres) to let him handle the dissolution talks. Meanwhile, Mike (Patrick J. Adams) asks Rachel (Meghan Markle) to take a big step forward in their relationship.
  Guest Stars: Amanda Schull, Wendell Pierce, Adam Godley, Megan Gallagher
  Social TV: As the legal drama unfolds, Suitors can use their mobile devices to access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 ROYAL PAINS – “Bones to Pick” – 9/8c – SEASON FINALE
  Hank (Mark Feuerstein) treats a young paleontologist (guest star Pippa Black) who is preparing a fossilized dinosaur skeleton for auction and Russel (recurring guest star Stephen Spinella) suffers an injury that seems scientifically impossible. Meanwhile, Evan (Paulo Costanza) and Paige (Brooke D’Orsay) realize they need to take a drastic step to save their marriage and Divya (Reshma Shetty) learns her pregnancy will be even more challenging than she expected. When the future of HankMed is threatened, Hank tries to save it by reexamining his role in the business.
  The series also stars Ben Shenkman.
  Social TV: As viewers turn on their TV to watch the Hampton’s favorite doctor, they can pick up their mobile devices for exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 BURN NOTICE “Series Finale” Marathon – 6 a.m./5c
  BURN NOTICE – “Reckoning” – 9/8c – SERIES FINALE
  Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) finds himself at the end of the road after James (guest star John Pyper-Ferguson) unleashes hell trying bring him down. Still at odds with the CIA and unable to forgive himself for betraying his team, Michael will need to regain the trust of those closest to him to finish what he started, but in order to face the last of his demons some sacrifices must be made and lives risked.
  Guest Stars: Alona Tal, Jack Coleman, Alan Ruck
  The series also stars Gabrielle Anwar, Coby Bell, Sharon Gless and Bruce Campbell.
  Social TV: Behind the Burn is a special second screen experience looking back at the explosive moments in the show along with exclusive content about the episode in real time. Fans can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 GRACELAND – “Pawn” – 10/9c – SEASON FINALE
  In this season finale, the infamous Caza enforcer Jangles (guest star Vincent Laresca) takes a member of Graceland hostage and the house must come together in order to save one of their own from a sadistic killer.
  Guest Stars: Dameon Clarke
  The series stars Aaron Tveit, Daniel Sunjata, Vanessa Ferlito, Serinda Swan, Brandon Jay McLaren and Manny Montana.
  Social TV: Graceland: Undercover is a new second screen experience giving fans a window into the secret lives of federal agents as the plot unfolds on-air. Viewers can engage every week of the season via the web at www.gracelandundercover.tv or the new mobile and tablet apps for iOS, available in the Apple App Store.
   

• Yahoo! Fall Comedy to launch Sept. 9 - Official Trailers Now Available
  Official trailers are now available for Yahoo!’s Fall Comedy Lineup, featuring eight original comedy web shows with top talent like Jack Black, John Stamos, Ed Helms, Zachary Levi, Cheryl Hines and Rachael Harris.
  On September 9, all episodes of the original shows and the complete Saturday Night Live archives will premiere on Yahoo! Screen.
  Yahoo!’s Fall Comedy Lineup Set to Launch on September 9, 2013 with Eight Original Shows and the Exclusive Saturday Night Live Archive Clips
  Official Trailers for Tiny Commando, Losing it With John Stamos, Ghost Ghirls, and We Need Help Now Available
  On September 9, 2013, Yahoo! Screen ( http://screen.yahoo.com ) will premiere its Fall Comedy Lineup, a collection of eight original comedy web shows featuring top comedic talent including Jack Black, John Stamos, Ed Helms, Zachary Levi, Cheryl Hines and Rachael Harris, along with up-and-coming talent including Amanda Lund, Maria Blasucci, Max Loeb and many more in cameo roles.

NON-FICTION

• ABC Saturday September 7 7:00 pm
  NASCAR Countdown
  NASCAR pre-race interviews and information.
   
• ABC Saturday September 7 New! 7:30 pm
  NASCAR Racing
  Sprint Cup: Federated Auto Parts 400
  From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va.
   
• ABC On the Season Finale of ABC's Secret Millionaire (9/8)
  GEORGE AND KYM RAPIER DONATE MORE THAN ONE MILLION DOLLARS OF THEIR PERSONAL FORTUNE TO THE TOWN OF OAKRIDGE, OREGON, ON ABC'S "SECRET MILLIONAIRE"
  The Residents of Oakridge ALL Receive the Surprise of a Lifetime When George and Kym Gift the Largest Personal Donation in the Show's History
  "George and Kym Rapier: Oakridge, OR" - George Rapier is the founder of WellMed, a medical management company that provides services to senior citizens. As part of "Secret Millionaire," he and his wife, Kym, leave the comforts of their home and lives in Texas to travel to the town of Oakridge, Oregon. With a population of just over 3,000 people, Oakridge was once a booming town with the lumber industry as its main source of employment, but today, the mills have shut down and the local economy is struggling. As "Secret Millionaires," George and Kym set out in search of people and organizations in need. During their week-long visit, the couple meet a number of people who touch and move them in amazing ways... including a mom who works tirelessly to raise money for local high school students by organizing fundraisers and volunteering her time at school sporting events, a former principal who started a snack program providing provisions to students, who in many cases would not have food to eat on days when school is not in session, the local physician's assistant at Five Rivers Family Practice, the only medical facility in Oakridge, and the local firehouse, which has only four, full-time, paid employees and relies on 52 volunteer firemen to service the Oakridge area. After a week of getting to know the people of Oakridge, George and Kym donate more than one million dollars of their personal fortune - providing the ENTIRE town of Oakridge the largest donation in the history of the show, The Season Finale of "Secret Millionaire" airs SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   
• ABC WIPEOUT – Hotties vs Nerds 3.0
  IT'S TIME FOR THESE NERDS TO COME OUT FROM BEHIND THEIR POCKET PROTECTORS AND FACE A GROUP OF HOTTIES, ON ABC'S "WIPEOUT"
  "Hotties vs. Nerds 3.0" - Back by popular demand, it's time for an all new edition of hotties vs. nerds on ABC's "Wipeout," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), featuring 12 of the nerdiest nerds and 12 of the hottest hotties as they try to show what it really takes to dominate - looks or brainpower? The battle between those who choose to spend time in a library and those who choose to hang out by the pool kicks off with the 24 contestants taking on obstacles that include a "Medieval Castle" and a "Candy Shop" in the Qualifier round. Next on the course, 12 contestants go head to head against the bully of the sea, "Octopushy," leaving 6 of the brightest or cutest contestants with an invitation to Wipeout's party of the season, "Greatest Hits: Rave Edition." While this might be the first party for some of these nerds, their intelligence could carry them to the next round. The top 3 contestants to successfully get their rave on will face the Wipeout Zone, but only 1 will walk away with $50,000 as the winner of this epic battle.
  "Wipeout" has successfully taped over 100 episodes, a feat we'll be celebrating all season long. In addition, the series recently won the 2013 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award for Favorite Reality Show for the second year in a row.
   
• ABC Friday September 13 10:00pm
  20/20 TBA
   
• ABC Saturday September 14 8:00pm
  SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PRESENTED BY WINDOWS
   
• ABC Family ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC FAMILY'S "THE VINEYARD"
  THE FUTURE OF SEVERAL COUPLES HANGS IN THE BALANCE ON THE SEASON FINALE OF "THE VINEYARD," AIRING TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER10th AT 10:00PM ET/PT
  The Jonas Brothers' New Single, "First Time," Will Make Its Television Series Debut During The Hour
  Burbank, CA (September 5, 2013) - As summer comes to an end, several couples find themselves at a defining moment in their relationships on the season finale of "The Vineyard," airing Tuesday, September 10th, at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.
  In "For Love Or Vineyard," everyone realizes that summer on Martha's Vineyard won't last forever and they need to decide what their futures hold. Katie makes it clear to Luis that although she has feelings for him she still needs space to figure things out. Emily is doubtful that her relationship with Jon will last when they leave the island and return to the real world. Sophi is intrigued by Natasha's proposition, while Jackie reconnects with someone from her past. Cat is presented with the opportunity she's been waiting for and she must choose between her dreams of being an artist or staying on the Vineyard with Ben. In a final romantic gesture, Luis asks Katie to stay on the island with him and continue their story, but will Katie give him the answer he wants to hear?
   
• ANIMAL PLANET PRESENTS HERO DOGS OF 9/11
  AND ENCORE OF GLORY HOUNDS FOR SEPTEMBER 11 TRIBUTE
  WHEN: HERO DOGS OF 9/11 premieres Tuesday, September 10, at 8 PM (ET/PT)
  GLORY HOUNDS encores Tuesday, September 10, from 9-11 PM (ET/PT)
  WHAT: Animal Planet premieres HERO DOGS OF 9/11, a one-hour documentary that pays special tribute to three survivors of the 9/11 attacks and to over 300 search-and-rescue dogs and workers throughout the
  continent that traveled to Ground Zero to help during the crisis and aftermath. These specially trained dogs searched for survivors trapped in rubble, guided people to safety and comforted those in need on
  that fateful autumn day. The special also reveals the never-before-seen story of how the courageous dogs found the last remaining survivor who was pulled from the rubble 27 hours after the World Trade
  towers collapsed. Immediately following HERO DOGS OF 9/11, Animal Planet continues to commemorate canine heroes with a special re-airing of the two-hour documentary, GLORY HOUNDS, featuring
  highly trained military working dogs that use their keen senses of smell to track insurgents and signal for explosive devices in Afghanistan.
  WHY: Animal Planet acknowledges and honors service of men and women, along with the dogs, whose heroic deeds, sacrifice and compassion must not go unnoticed.
   
• CBS Big Brother Wednesdays 8/7c, Thursdays 9/8c and Sundays 8/7c. Official Site
  Sunday, Nominations for eviction are revealed. Wednesday, The Power of Veto competition is held. Thursday, Another houseguest is evicted from the compound.
   
• CBS Thursday September 12 CBS Fall Preview (HD)
  “CBS FALL PREVIEW,” A SPECIAL PRESENTING A FUN “FIRST LOOK” AT THE NETWORK’S NEW FALL SERIES, WILL BE BROADCAST THURSDAY, SEPT. 12
  “CBS Fall Preview” Will Be Hosted by Tony Shalhoub, Jerry O’Connell, Kal Penn and Chris Smith from the New Comedy Series “We Are Men”
  “CBS Fall Preview” Will Also be Available on TV On Demand
  CBS FALL PREVIEW, a primetime special previewing CBS's five new fall series, hosted by Tony Shalhoub, Jerry O’Connell, Kal Penn and Chris Smith from the new comedy series WE ARE MEN, will be broadcast Thursday, Sept. 12 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. The CBS Fall Preview special has been an annual tradition on the Network since 2004.
  WE ARE MEN, premiering Monday, Sept. 30 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT), is about four single guys living in a short-term apartment complex who unexpectedly find camaraderie over their many missteps in love. Carter (Chris Smith), the youngest and most recent addition to the group, moved in after being ditched at the altar mid-ceremony, and is now eager to re-enter the dating scene and get on with his life with some guidance from his “band of brothers”: Frank Russo, a middle-aged clothing manufacturer and four-time divorcée who still fancies himself a ladies man (Golden Globe and multiple Emmy Award winner Tony Shalhoub); Gil Bartis, a small business owner who was caught having the world’s worst affair (Kal Penn); and Stuart Weber, a Speedo-wearing OB/GYN who’s hiding his assets until his second divorce is settled (Jerry O’Connell). Rebecca Breeds also stars.
  MOM, premiering Monday, Sept. 23 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT), stars Anna Faris as Christy, a newly sober single mom and waitress raising two children in a world full of temptations and pitfalls, and multiple Emmy Award winner Allison Janney stars as Bonnie, Christy’s critical, estranged mother. Christy’s sobriety is tested when her recovering alcoholic mom Bonnie reappears, chock-full of passive-aggressive insights into Christy’s many mistakes. Nate Corddry, Matt Jones, Sadie Calvano, Blake Garrett Rosenthal, Spencer Daniels and French Stewart also star.
  THE CRAZY ONES premieres Thursday, Sept. 26 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) and stars Academy Award winner Robin Williams, who returns to series television as larger-than-life advertising genius Simon Roberts whose unorthodox methods and unpredictable behavior would get him fired… if he weren’t the boss. Sarah Michelle Gellar, James Wolk, Hamish Linklater and Amanda Setton also star.
  THE MILLERS, premiering Thursday, Oct. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT), stars Will Arnett as Nathan Miller, a recently divorced local roving news reporter looking forward to living the singles’ life until the unexpected marital troubles of his parents (Emmy Award winner Margo Martindale and Emmy Award winner Beau Bridges) suddenly derail his plans. Jayma Mays, JB Smoove, Nelson Franklin and Eve Moon also star.
  HOSTAGES, premiering Monday, Sept. 23 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) from executive producer Jerry Bruckheimer, stars Emmy Award winner Toni Collette and Golden Globe Award winner Dylan McDermott in a high-octane suspense drama about Dr. Ellen Sanders, a premiere surgeon thrust into a chilling political conspiracy when her family is taken hostage by rogue FBI Agent Duncan Carlisle. Ellen and her family are held captive in their home by Carlisle, a desperate man doing the wrong thing for the right reasons, who orders her to assassinate the President (James Naughton) when she operates on him. Tate Donovan, Sandrine Holt, Rhys Coiro, Billy Brown, Quinn Shephard and Mateus Ward also star.
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• THE CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 9, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  PLEASE NOTE: The One-Hour Special “COLIN & BRAD: TWO MAN GROUP” will air on Tuesday, September 10 from 8:00-9:00p.m. (ET)
  MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 BREAKING POINTE — (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “It’s Time to Face the Music” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  CLOSING NIGHT — With closing night of “Cinderella” just around the corner, the dancers continue to give it all they’ve got. Allison finds herself getting closer to Rex, while Beckanne and Chase enjoy the last moments of what may be their last performance together at Ballet West. Joshua’s mom comes out to visit, and Adam throws a closing night party for the dancers (#208).
  Preview The dancers are nearing closing night of Cinderella. Will everything go right? Breaking Pointe is all new Monday at 9/8c.
   

• THE CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 CAPTURE — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Call of the Wild” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  DANGER IN THE WILDERNESS — The village is reeling in the aftermath of the game-changing reversal of fortune that sent one team packing. Clearly, no one is safe. Now, Luke Tipple raises the stakes again when he reveals that the teams will sleep in the wild at the end of the first hunt. With dangerous wildlife lurking in the darkness, the real threat may actually be much closer at hand. After weeks of controversy, a new hunt team now faces their greatest challenge yet and soon stands at the brink of disaster (#107).
   

• THE CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —
  (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “The Guy Who Cries” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)
  THE PRESSURE IS ON AND ONE OF THE GUYS HAS A BREAKDOWN — After a challenge has the models exploring the streets of Los Angeles in their underwear, one of the guys can’t take the pressure and breaks down. At a photo shoot, where paint is thrown on the models, a few of the models are out of their element and fear it will show in their photos (#2008).
  Photos! Link  These images are the exclusive property of THE CW and may not be archived, leased, sold or distributed in any fashion without consent from THE CW. These images are released for one-time editorial use only.
  Preview Can the models nail down the right look?
  Role Reversal Make Up The ANTM make up artists share an inside look into how to create role-reversal style!
  Role Reversal Photoshoot The models share their inspiration for their photoshoot!
  Comeback Series: The Guy Who Gets to Kiss the Girl Bryan Boy is back to show us the fun Comeback contenders photoshoot.
   

• THE CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 PERFECT SCORE — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “Dress to Impress” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  STRIKE A POSE — In this episode, contestants and best friends Brooklyn and Kelly claim to be as different as night and day when it comes to men. Find out how different they really are when the girls judge the first ever “Perfect Score” fashion show. The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries”). The episode was directed by Rob George (#109).
  Preview Do the guys come with the complete package?
  Casting Reel - Charlie & Courtney When it comes to their tastes in women, these guys will take almost any flavor. Get to know Perfect Score contestants Charlie and Courtney!
  Casting Reel - Nia & Alicia There can only be one pageant queen. Get to know Perfect Score contestants Nia and Alicia!
   

• DISCOVERY CHANNEL REVEALS STORY ABOUT THE FIRST-CALL HEROES OF SEPTEMBER 11th WITH “9/11 FIREHOUSE”
  -One-Hour Special Narrated by NBC’s Willie Geist Airs Wednesday, September 11 at 8 PM ET/PT-
  (NEW YORK) 9/11 FIREHOUSE documents the inspirational and heroic story of the FDNY firefighters from “Ten House” who were the first to enter the Twin Towers – and the last to leave – during the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks against the United States. This documentary tells the true story of the firefighters from Ladder 10 and Engine 10 whose bravery saved hundreds of civilians’ lives. Watch as the surviving firefighters recall their pivotal role at Ground Zero and how “Ten House” became a symbol of refuge and safety during one of the darkest days in America history. Narrated by NBC’s Willie Geist, 911 FIREHOUSE premieres on Wednesday, September 11 at 8 PM ET/PT.
  For the first time on national television, the firefighters from “Ten House” collectively recall their stories during that fateful day. The “Ten House” firehouse, home to FDNY’s Engine 10 and Ladder 10, was yards from the South Tower of the World Trade Center. Minutes after the North Tower was hit Ladder 10 was the first fire truck to arrive on the scene immediately followed by Engine 10. Many off-duty members of “Ten House” dropped everything and rushed back to Manhattan just in time to save those trapped in the North Tower. Facing chaos and panic, the firefighters brought the injured into “Ten House” as the towers collapsed, leaving the entire neighborhood in complete darkness and confusion. Miraculously, the firehouse survived destruction and transformed into a triage center for the EMS.
  To this day, many visitors paying their respects at the World Trade Center visit “Ten House” to thank the brave crews of FDNY’s Engine 10 and Ladder 10, including honoring the six firefighters from “Ten House” who lost their lives. 9/11 FIREHOUSE explores how the “Ten House’s” brotherhood saved lives and brought hope to the thousands of survivors of 9/11.
   
• Discovery Channel Sunday, September 8 10PM ET/PT – JUNGLE GOLD WILD RIDE
  *Please note the newly rescheduled season finale of JUNGLE GOLD:
  JUNGLE GOLD season finale airs September 8th at 9PM ET/PT
  The production crew captures the untold story of the making of Jungle Gold featuring hostile confrontations, underground explosions, accidents in the jungle and torrential storms.
   
• Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight September 8th through September 19th 2013
  SPOTLIGHT: UPCOMING PREMIERES/FINALES/SPECIALS
  THE PRESIDENTS’ GATEKEEPERS specials airs September 11th and 12th at 9PM ET/PT
  Finales
  AMISH MAFIA season finale airs September 17th at 9PM ET/PT
  NEW EPISODES
  *Please check your local listings for the most updated scheduling.
  --Sunday, September 8 Schedule Change: The final two episodes of ALASKAN STEEL MEN will air this Sunday, Sept. 8, beginning at 9 PM.  The series follows master welder Dennis Butts and his crew through the harsh environment of Kodiak, Alaska, with some of the most dangerous welding jobs anywhere. ALASKAN STEEL MEN -- “First Response”  Photo
  Sunday, September 8 at 9 PM E/P on the Discovery Channel
  Master welder Dennis Butts and his team must make an emergency trip by plane to repair a crack in the hull of the Marcy J.  Can they make it in time before the engine room completely floods?  Then, Kodiak’s only hydro-electric plant has an emergency shutdown that could cause a major blackout in the middle of the Alaskan winter.  Dennis and George rush to make the tricky repairs to this one-of-a-kind turbine part. Meanwhile, accounts manager Theresa enlists Scottie’s help to teach a deadbeat captain a lesson he will never forget. Preview
   
• Discovery Channel SEASON FINALE: ALASKAN STEEL MEN – “Fire and Ice”
  Sunday, September 8 at 10 PM E/P on the Discovery Channel
  In the final episode of ALASKAN STEEL MEN, Dennis Butts and his team of master welders find themselves caught up in a series of major white-knuckle crises. A barge off the coast of Anchorage is leaking after getting struck by a large chunk of ice.  Dennis and fellow welder Scottie rush to the scene, but the repair goes terribly wrong.  Can they fight against the surging seawater and make the repair before completely sinking? Back in Kodiak, Cooper gets his first assignment and is forced to work with a demanding skipper.  Meanwhile, accounts manager Theresa teaches Dean how to settle financial disputes face-to-face.  But while driving to see a customer, the two get stuck in deep snow on a remote mountain with no help in sight 
   
• Discovery Channel Monday, September 9 9PM ET/PT – FAST N’ LOUD
  Chopped Cabriolet and 'Vette Rescue: The crew help a widow by buying her husband's Ford '32 Cabriolet and many hot rod projects; they rescue an heirloom '62 Corvette from a garage falling down around it, but not all the family is pleased Richard has it. Richard makes a big announcement.
   
• Discovery Channel Monday, September 9 10PM ET/PT – TURN & BURN
  Memory Lane: No description available at this time.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 10 9PM ET/PT – AMISH MAFIA
  The Last Supper: Family alliances are put to the test as Esther has to choose between John and Levi. The split between Merlin and his henchman Wayne takes a nasty turn.  Jolin asserts his power over Paradise, imposing his own code of conduct on the people. Merlin turns to a unique Amish sect, but finds them even stranger than he imagined.  Alan goes to the Bishop to share a dark secret about one of Levi’s men.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 10 10PM ET/PT – TICKLE
  No episode description available at this time.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 10 10:30PM ET/PT – PORTER RIDGE
  The Heat is On: When a police officer accidentally gets his unmarked car stripped at Country Auto, he leaves it behind for Terry and Danny Bob to fix, while Dirty Andy drives him to a theft call.  Terry and Danny Bob quickly turn their test drive into a day full of joyriding, and Dirty Andy helps investigate a stolen lawnmower, while getting on the cop’s every last nerve.
   
• Discovery Channel Wednesday, September 11 8PM ET/PT – 9/11 FIREHOUSE
  For the first time on national television, 9/11 FIREHOUSE documents the inspirational and heroic story of the FDNY firefighters from “Ten House” who were the first to enter the Twin Towers – and the last to leave – during the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks against the United States. This documentary tells the true story of the firefighters from Ladder 10 and Engine 10 whose bravery saved hundreds of civilians’ lives. Watch as the surviving firefighters recall their pivotal role at Ground Zero and how “Ten House” became a symbol of refuge and safety during one of the darkest days in America history.
   
• Discovery Channel Wednesday, September 11 9PM ET/PT –THE PRESIDENTS’ GATEKEEPERS
  For the first time ever, all 20 living White House Chiefs of Staff come together in Discovery Channel’s THE PRESIDENTS’ GATEKEEPERS,  a television event where each White House Chief of Staff shares their previously untold stories. This two day special which airs on Sept 11 and 12 at 9PM, spans nine administrations and 50 years. Considered the second most powerful – and the toughest – job in Washington, D.C., the White House Chief of Staff is the person the president counts on to transform his agenda into reality.
   
• Discovery Channel Thursday, September 12 9PM ET/PT – THE PRESIDENTS’ GATEKEEPERS
  In the second episode of this 2-night special, the chiefs of staff must be ready for anything: from containing scandals to managing first ladies to weighing the risks of trying to kill Osama Bin Laden.
   
• Discovery Channel Friday, September 13 10PM ET/PT – ALASKAN STEEL MEN
  Fire and Ice: Dennis and Scottie rush to Anchorage to fix a floating barge that has been struck by a large chunk of ice and is quickly leaking... Back in Kodiak, Cooper gets his first lead assignment, working with temperamental skipper.
   
• E! Starting Monday Sept. 9th, Mario Lopez & Maria Menounos will be hosting EXTRA from all around the theme park and CityWalk, with a good line-up of celebs to kick it off. September line-up includes: Hugh Jackman, Vin Diesel, Eva Longoria, Jack Black, Sofia Vegara, Ariana Grande, and more.
  “EXTRA” MOVES TO NEW HEADQUARTERS AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD, BEGINNING MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th
  Hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos to Broadcast Daily Entertainment Magazine Show In Front of a Live Audience at Universal Studios Hollywood, The Entertainment Capital of L.A.
  LOS ANGELES (August 29, 2013) - “Extra,” the second longest running entertainment newsmagazine in syndication, will kick off its 20th season from its new home at Universal Studios Hollywood, The Entertainment Capital of L.A., bringing the latest breaking news from the worlds of entertainment, pop culture, crime, politics and lifestyle to millions of viewers daily, beginning on Monday, September 9, 2013.
  Universal Studios Hollywood will serve as the new headquarters for “Extra,” hosted by Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos in front of a live audience. Mario and Maria will broadcast from a variety of locations throughout Universal Studios Hollywood and Universal CityWalk, home to the iconic world famous Studio Tour, groundbreaking thrill rides, chance encounters with celebrities, the world’s largest working movie and television studio and a wide array of dynamic retailers and restaurants.
  Fans of “Extra” and theme park guests visiting from around the world will have a chance to participate in “Extra’s” daily “entertainment event,” which takes place Monday through Friday from 10:00am to 4:00pm and will include live appearances from A-List film and television actors, musicians, athletes and newsmakers. Fans will also be able to interact with Mario and Maria, with a chance to ask questions, pose for pictures, get autographs, enjoy live musical performances and see their favorite stars up close and personal. Celebrity guests kicking off the month of September will include, Hugh Jackman, Vin Diesel, Eva Longoria, Jack Black, Sofia Vegara, Ariana Grande, plus more.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10
  **TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE**—“
  SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCERS ARE CROWNED ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, ON FOX
  Paula Adbul, tWitch and Adam Shankman Guest-Judge
  Which guy and which girl will be deemed America’s Favorite Dancers? Tune in to tonight’s season finale with judges Nigel Lythgoe and Mary Murphy, and special guest judges Adam Shankman, tWitch and Paula Abdul to find out if your favorites win the competition. Host Cat Deeley reveals who America has chosen in the all-new “Finale” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Sept. 10 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-1017) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Cat Deeley Judges: Nigel Lythgoe, Mary Murphy
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of MASTERCHEF is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **SEASON PREMIERE, PART ONE**—“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “THE X FACTOR” IS BACK! ON THE SEASON THREE PREMIERE OF “THE X FACTOR” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, ON FOX
  Part Two of the Two-Night Season Premiere Event Airs Tomorrow, Thursday, September 12
  THE X FACTOR’s Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato are joined by new judges Grammy Award-winning artist Kelly Rowland and global pop sensation Paulina Rubio, as well as returning host Mario Lopez, as they travel the nation searching for talent 12 years old or over – both solo artists and vocal groups – who are willing to brave the panel for a chance to make their dreams of becoming a superstar come true. Don’t miss the highly anticipated return of the show that discovered fan favorites Fifth Harmony, Emblem3 and Tate Stevens in “Auditions #1,” the first part of the two-night Season Three premiere of THE X FACTOR airing Wednesday, Sept. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-301) (TV-14 D, L)
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio Host: Mario Lopez
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
  **SEASON FINALE**—“MASTERCHEF”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE JUDGES REVEAL AMERICA’S NEXT “MASTERCHEF” ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “MASTERCHEF” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, ON FOX
  The Top Two finalists have one last chance to prove to the judges that they have the passion, skill and drive worthy of the MASTERCHEF title. In their final challenge in the MASTERCHEF kitchen, the two home cooks will conceptualize and prepare the most important three-course meal of their lives. Later, the judges will reveal America’s next MASTERCHEF, and the deserving home cook will walk away with a MASTERCHEF trophy, a book deal and the $250,000 grand prize. Find out whose culinary dreams will turn into a reality in the all-new “Winner Chosen” season finale episode of MASTERCHEF airing Wednesday, Sept. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MCH-425) (TV-14 L)
  Judges: Gordon Ramsay, Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot
   

• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
  **TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE, PART TWO**—“THE X FACTOR”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GLOBAL SUPERSTAR OR MUSIC GROUP CONTINUES ON PART TWO OF THE SEASON THREE PREMIERE OF “THE X FACTOR” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX
  The live auditions continue on the second part of the two-night season premiere of THE X FACTOR. Judges Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, and Paulina Rubio continue their search for acts with the vocal ability, charisma and stage presence it takes to become a global superstar or breakout music act and win a recording contract with Syco/Sony Music. Find out who will impress the judges and audience and make it to the next round in “Auditions #2,” the second part of the two-night Season Three premiere of THE X FACTOR airing Thursday, Sept. 12 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (X-302/3) (TV-14 D, L)
  Judges: Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio Host: Mario Lopez
   

• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s College Football coverage.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—COLLEGE FOOTBALL—(6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) CC- HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “FOX SPORTS SATURDAY” PRESENTS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
  Ohio State at CAL
  Heisman Trophy winner and College Football Hall of Famer Eddie George and former University of Colorado quarterback Joel Klatt are featured with host Rob Stone on FOX COLLEGE SATURDAY, FOX Sports’ 30-minute college football pregame show originating live from the FOX Network Center in Los Angeles. Then, FOX Sports continues regular season coverage of its 2013 college football schedule. Gus Johnson provides the play-by-play and Charles Davis offers analysis with Kristina Pink reporting from the sidelines. FOX SPORTS SATURDAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL airs LIVE Saturday, Sept. 14 (6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-302) (n/a)
   

• FXX TOTALLY BIASED PREMIERES WITH ALL-STAR GUEST LINEUP
  Series Debuts as Daily Late Night Strip Wednesday, September 4 at 11:00 PM ET/PT
  Monday, September 9, 2013 Chris Rock (Grown Ups 2)
  Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, from Bell and Executive Producers Chris Rock, Chuck Sklar and Keri Smith Esguia, stars standup comedian W. Kamau Bell as he hilariously dissects politics, pop culture, race, religion, sex and the media from his own unique point of view. The show features Bell’s commentary, live guests, sketch comedy and taped segments. A half-hour series, Totally Biased is shot in New York City before a live studio audience, and airs on FXX Monday through Thursday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT, with Best of the Week “Mix Tape” episodes airing Sunday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT. The show is produced by FX Productions. Other guests this week: Tuesday, Sept. 10 Comedians Jamie Killstein and John Fugelsang debate atheism vs. faith
  Wednesday, Sept. 11 Actor LaVerne Cox (Orange Is the New Black)
  Thursday, Sept. 12 Comedian Sarah Silverman
   
• Lifetime Dance Moms Season 3 Finale Tuesday, September 10th at 8:00 pm PT/ET
  Dance Moms Season 3 FINALE Premieres on Tuesday, September 10 at 8:00 pm ET / PT
  The Big, Not So, Easy- It’s the Season Three finale of Dance Moms and after one of the most tumultuous competition seasons ever, the Abby Lee Dance Company hits New Orleans hoping to retain their championship title at Nationals. While Abby focuses on which dancers will compete, the tension between the moms spills over into the street...literally. Tempers flare before the dancers even hit the stage.
   
• Lifetime Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition Season 2 - Episode 2 Premiere September 10th at 9:00 pm PT/ET**
  Episode 202 – Premieres on Tuesday, September 10, at 9:00 pm ET / PT
  Dare To Be You- With this week’s competition theme as “Dare to be You,” all the dances are inspired by Lady Gaga. Under the eyes of this week’s challenge choreographer Richy Jackson, the young competitors struggle to embrace their own originality. The moms crack down hard on the dancers, encouraging them to “bring it” to the dance floor and one young dancer comes close to breaking down when she can’t remember her routine. When one mom throws another mom under the bus, things get ugly.
   
• Lifetime Plus new Double Divas Episodes on Tuesdays at 10:00 & 10:30 pm PT/ET
  Double Divas Premieres on Tuesday, September 10, at 10:00 pm ET / PT
  Breast Friends- Molly and Cynthia's friend Paris comes to LiviRae for her post-mastectomy bra and the Divas are inspired to do more. They get mammograms for themselves, and hold a "Brauction" to raise money for Paris's medical bills.
   
• NBC "MILLION SECOND QUIZ" "EPISODEs 1-6" airs a new episode every night this week Monday through Saturday (08:00PM - 09:00PM) starting 09/09/2013 (Monday)
  Play The Million Second Quiz NOW!
  Download the New App for THE MILLION SECOND QUIZ – and take your shot at the biggest prize in game show history!
  Are you quick enough? Are you smart enough? Are you ready to get in on the quiz? Be one of the first to play THE MILLION SECOND QUIZ, the furiously fast and wildly fun head-to-head game of question and answer – where you face off against friends, family, colleagues, or random opponents across the country. Rack up enough points and you can qualify to become a potential Line Jumper - which means starting September 9th you could be selected to be whisked to New York to play live on NBC for a huge cash prize! Follow these steps to download the App today and get in the game… because once you start, you won’t be able to stop! 1. Go to www.nbc.com/msq
  2. Click DOWNLOAD THE FREE APP 3. Sign in using Facebook, Twitter, G+ or let the game choose an opponent 4. Play Along with the Biggest, Fastest, Most Exciting Game Show Ever!
  Starting September 9th at 8pm, the quiz goes LIVE in primetime for a thrilling 10-night event hosted by Ryan Seacrest on NBC. Eligible players from all over the country will battle it out in New York City, competing for the biggest prize in game show history. Don’t miss a second!
  Swept Away Get playing the Million Second Quiz - and you could be whisked away to play live on TV!
  All About The Million Second Quiz Learn more about the new game and show where you can compete for a shot at the biggest prize in game show history!
  Play The Million Second Quiz Host Ryan Seacrest unveils The Million Second Quiz, a game and TV show that could make you rich.
  Kicking It Off Your knowledge could be your ticket to the biggest prize in game show history when The Million Second Quiz premieres September 9th.
  Sean Hayes Has a Question Sean Hayes, star of NBC's Sean Saves the World, puts the MSQ contestants to the test!
  It's On, Whatever the Weather! It's stormy in NYC, but nothing stops The Million Second Quiz!
  Is She Ready? Al Roker visits The MSQ Lounge with an irresistible offer for Akilah Hughes.
  A Winner's Defense Haley plays doubler hardball in an attempt to boot Rishi off Winners' Row.
  Taking a Quiz! – Million Second Quiz Everyone's taking The Million Second Quiz, coming to NBC on Monday, Sept 9 at 8/7c.
   
• NBC "FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA" "090813"
  09/08/2013 (07:00PM - 08:20PM) (Sunday)
   
• "NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" "NEW YORK GIANTS AT DALLAS COWBOYS"
  09/08/2013 (08:20PM - 11:30PM) (Sunday)
   
• NBC ‘AMERICA’S GOT TALENT’ WINNERS TERRY FATOR AND OLATE DOGS RETURN TO PERFORM ON NBC’S HIT SUMMER SERIES’ SEPT. 11 LIVE RESULTS SHOW
  Top 12 Acts Perform in the Next Round of Competition on Tuesday, Sept. 10
  NEW YORK — September 5, 2013 — Two of “AGT’s” most popular winners, Terry Fator and Olate Dogs, return to perform on NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” results show, Wednesday, Sept. 11 (9-10 p.m. ET).
  Season 2 winner Terry Fator captured the hearts and funny bones of America with his unique combination of singing, comedy and celebrity impressions. Fator first discovered his knack for impressions at the age of six and got his first paying gig at age 12. He began his professional career with gigs at county fairs, school performances and corporate events, and a trip to Las Vegas in 2005 stoked his desire to become a big-name entertainer. His win on “America’s Got Talent” in 2007 led to a multi-year contract to perform in his very own theater at the legendary Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Fator’s current contract at The Mirage will keep him at the resort through 2016. In 2013, he celebrated his 1,000th show and welcomed his millionth guest at The Mirage, and was named the “Best Show,” “Best All-Around Performer,” “Best Impersonator” and “Best Overall Show” in the Las Vegas Review-Journal’s prestigious “Best of Las Vegas” poll.
  “America’s Got Talent” stages the next performance show on Tuesday, Sept. 10 (9-11 p.m. ET) where the remaining Top 12 acts will perform for America’s vote. Six will move on to the final round of competition on Sept. 17 (9-11 p.m. ET).
  "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "824 (LIVE)"
  09/10/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE TOP 12 ACTS PERFORM LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
  The top 12 finalists perform live at the legendary Radio City Music Hall for the chance to win one million dollars and become the most talented act in America. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of performers hoping to be named the most talented act in America. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges.
   
• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "825 (LIVE)"
  09/11/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Wednesday) : THE FINAL SIX ACTS ARE REVEALED LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
  The votes are in and six acts from the previous night’s performance show move on to the final round of the competition at the legendary Radio City Music Hall. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of performers hoping to be named the most talented act in America. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges.
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2251"
  09/13/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : TBA
   
• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "VEGAS FINALS"
  09/14/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ CONTINUES THE LAS VEGAS FINALS WHERE THE TOP FINALISTS TAKE ON THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE – A FOUR STAGE COURSE MODELED AFTER THE EPIC JAPANESE ‘MOUNT MIDORIYAMA’– MATT ISEMAN AND AKBAR GBAJA BIAMILA HOST AND JENN BROWN CO-HOSTS – "American Ninja Warrior" continues the competition from Las Vegas, Nevada where the top finishers from the regional finals tackle the ultimate challenge - a four stage course modeled after ‘Mount Midoriyama’ in Japan. Competitors will attempt Stage 1 which includes three brand new obstacles: the Giant Cycle, Rope Glider, and the Timbers. The finalists will vie to win a cash prize of $500,000 and the title of "American Ninja Warrior."
   
• OWN Network Mazda will be featured on a new show for the OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network called the “The Customer is Always Right?”. It is new to the network and the first time Mazda has participated in this type of docu-series.
  The premise of the docu-series is that both companies and consumers can gain valuable insight by allowing consumers to participate in the daily operations of a company.
  Mazda is featured on Oprah Winfrey Network’s newest docu-series, ‘THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT’
  Mazda North American Operations (MNAO) is the first, and will be the only automotive manufacturer to appear on the new series.
  “The Customer Is Always Right?” is scheduled to air Thursday, September 12, 2013 at 10:00pm ET
  /PT, on OWN.
  In an unprecedented experiment, two unsuspecting customers, Tommy and Darla, are tapped by Mazda Senior Vice President of U.S. Operations, Robert Davis, to spend a week with the organization.
  Throughout this week, Tommy and Darla will look to implement real changes to Mazda’s vehicle design tactics.
  This one-hour episode follows the once-in-a-lifetime challenge as both customers work alongside Mazda’s design team to address some key areas for improvement.
  Tommy and Darla’s design ideas are implemented, and in the end, their efforts are judged by a final focus group. If the group likes the changes that were made, the two will walk away with a cash prize and boasting rights that the customer is indeed, always right.
  Viewers get an inside look at the complexity behind bringing a car to market.
   
• PBS You’re Never Too Old to Go for the Gold, as Revealed in POV’s ‘Ping Pong,’ Monday, Sept. 9, 2013 on PBS
  Competitors in the Over-80 World Table Tennis Championship Show an Uncommon Drive to Win in the Face of Old Age
  “It is about aging, mortality, friendship, ambition and love. The stories stay with you for hours, weeks.”—Matthew Syed, The Times, UK
  Call this old age, extreme edition: Seven players with 620 years between them compete in the Over 80 World Table Tennis Championships in China’s Inner Mongolia. British players Terry, 81, who has been given a week to live, and Les, 91, a weightlifter and poet, are going for the gold. Inge, 89, from Germany, has used table tennis to paddle her way out of dementia. And Texan Lisa, 85, is playing for the first time. Ping Pong is a wonderfully unusual story of hope, regret, friendship, ambition, love—and sheer human tenacity in the face of aging and mortality.
  Anson Hartford and Hugh Hartford’s Ping Pong has its national broadcast premiere on Monday, Sept. 9, 2013 at 10 p.m. (check local listings), on the award-winning PBS series POV (Point of View), American television’s longest-running independent documentary series. The film will stream on POV’s website, www.pbs.org/pov/pingpong, from Sept. 10-Sept. 14, 2013. Visit the website for embeddable video, art, press releases and educational guides, and find out what's happened in the players’ lives since the cameras stopped rolling.
   
• PBS NOVA's Ground Zero Supertower - PREMIERING WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 at 9 pm ET/8 pm CT on PBS
  NOVA kicks off the fall season with a return to Ground Zero to witness the final chapter in an epic story of engineering, innovation, and the perseverance of the human spirit. "Ground Zero Supertower" examines the new skyscraper, One World Trade Center, rising up 104 stories and 1,776 feet from the site where the Twin Towers once stood. NOVA also goes underground to see another engineering marvel taking shape here: the construction of a museum that will house almost a thousand artifacts from 9/11. In this update of NOVA?s Emmy-nominated special ?Engineering Ground Zero,? which featured extraordinary behind-the-scenes access to the struggles of the engineers and architects working at 1 WTC and the National 9/11 Memorial, NOVA goes inside the construction of the tower?s final floors and the installation of its soaring, 800-ton spire and beacon. The greatest test is still to come, though: Will One World Trade Center, a multi-billion dollar supertower, live up to its promise to be safe, beautiful and ahead of its time?
   
• PBS NOTABLE CHEFS "POP-UP" SPONTANEOUS FEASTS IN UNUSUAL LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA IN NEW TV SERIES MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING
  Guest chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more join Host/Chef Pete Evans
  13-Episode Culinary Journey to Launch on Public Television Stations Beginning September 7, 2013 (check local listings)
  San Francisco, CA: Chefs Jeffrey Saad and Cortney Burns
  Premieres as of September 14
  Pete Evans travels south to San Francisco to cook a delightful international, spice-themed meal, as the chefs visit Tcho Chocolate Factory and Spice Ace to pick up fresh just-made chocolate and exotic spices such as galangal root.
   
• Smithsonion Channel 9-11: THE HEARTLAND TAPES (Special)
  Premieres Sunday, September 8, 2013 at 8 p.m. ET/PT
  We?ve all seen the horrific images of September 11, 2001 from New York City and Washington D.C. Across the country, however, there are thousands of other images and sounds ? ones that existed only in the cities in which they were created. From the Peabody Award-winning production team led by Tom Jennings of 1895 Films, comes ?9-11: THE HEARTLAND TAPES.? This program combines media from across the nation and fashions them into a compelling story of bearing witness, taking action and survival. This is the story of September 11th not seen before ? from the outside looking in. ?9-11: THE HEARTLAND TAPES? uses the same successful technique used in Smithsonian Channel?s Peabody Award-winning original documentary ?MLK: THE ASSASSINATION TAPES.? There is no narration. There are no interviews. Instead, the program uses only documentary evidence from that day to tell the tale ? to give a detailed look at how the rest of the nation dealt with what was going on in the east.
  Link  NEW 3-MINUTE SNEAK PEEK:
   
• TLC RENEWS WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
  Current season finale airs tonight with Jim Parsons
  TLC has picked up another season of WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?, the network announced today, with an order of 10 one-hour original episodes to air in 2014. The series, which has been averaging 1.8M P2+ viewers in its first season on TLC, famously takes celebrities on a journey into their personal histories, mining their surprising pasts to reveal unknown details about themselves and their families. It is Executive Produced by Lisa Kudrow and Dan Bucatinsky, and the current season has featured A-list names, including Christina Applegate, Kelly Clarkson, Cindy Crawford, Zooey Deschanel, Chelsea Handler, Chris O’Donnell, and Trisha Yearwood.
  Actor Jim Parsons is the focus of tonight's current season finale (September 10 at 9/8c on TLC), following as he explores the ancestors on his paternal side of the family, in tribute to his father. The journey takes Jim to Louisiana and eventually France, where he discovers generations of his forefathers who made an indelible mark in history. Executive producer Dan Bucatinsky will live-tweet the episode at @WDYTYA during the east coast premiere.  Preview
   
• TLC The Mama June & Sugar Bear Ceremony is Almost Here! Here comes the bride, all dressed in…CAMO! The moment has finally arrived: Mama June and Sugar Bear’s big day! On Wednesday, September 11 at 9 PM ET/PT, TLC will kick off its one-hour season finale of HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO with a redneck-themed ceremony that is sure to go down as one of the most bizarre, hilarious and touching moments in television history.  Will June walk down the aisle? And if she does, will the girls persuade her to officially (and legally) tie the knot? Or will she commit to keeping it a commitment ceremony?*NEW* Clip of Alana being beyond adorable as the flower girl!
  You will laugh, you will cry and you will crave BBQ for the next week
   
• TLC Sunday September 8th 9:00PM ET/PT
  SISTER WIVES #7- A WIFE DECIDES
  In an attempt to move forward with their new life, the Brown’s celebrate by burning the bag Kody used daily to go between each house. Meanwhile, Janelle hits a plateau with her weight loss and Kody and Meri make a decision on Robyn's surrogacy offer.
   
• TLC Sunday September 8th 10:00PM ET/PT
  BREAKING AMISH: LA #8- INTO THE FIRE
  Devon's exile from the house prompts Matt to preach forgiveness, to a skeptical crowd. Betsy learns surprising news from a genealogist that leads to a spontaneous trip to Mexico. The pressure is on Matt to deliver the goods in a fashion industry presentation, but he may be in over his head. When its finally time to unwind, Matt wades into unchartered territory.
  Sunday brings an all new episode of BREAKING AMISH: LA, and in this sneak peek, Iva considers 'baking Amish' when she visits a culinary school to determine whether staying English and pursuing a life as a baker really would be her dream come true.
  BREAKING AMISH: LA episode 8: “Into The Fire” premieres September 8 at 10/9c on TLC.
  Sneak Peek http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/breaking-amish-la/breaking-amish-la-videos/baking-amish.htm
   
• TNT Cold Justice– "Mother" – Tuesday, Sept. 10 at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Real life crime series Cold Justice follows former prosecutor Kelly Siegler and former crime-scene investigator Yolanda McClary as they dig into small-town murder cases that have lingered for years without answers or closure. In this episode, Siegler and McClary travel to Morehouse Parish, La., as they look to reopen a 2006 cold case and hope to discover new clues that help solve the murder of an active church member in the community.
   
• truTV Impractical Jokers - GUEST STAR ALERT - ROSIE O'DONNELL
  Rosie O’Donnell on truTV's Impractical Jokers
  Thursday, Sept. 12 Impractical Jokers – "Everything's Just Rosie" – Thursday, Sept. 12, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT) – TV-14-DLS
  In the latest episode of truTV's hit series Impractical Jokers, a surprise visit by special guest Rosie O’Donnell during a bogus presentation on cloning has a very shocked Q seeing double. The scene is the ultimate payoff to a running gag about Q’s uncanny resemblance to Rosie. Also this week, Joe, Sal, Murr and Q strike out with patrons in a bowling alley and try to force-feed unsuspecting diners.
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  truTV's Impractical Jokers to Hit the Road for
  The truTV Impractical Jokers Tour featuring The Tenderloins
  Those hilarious hidden-camera pranksters from truTV's hit series Impractical Jokers are hitting the road this fall for The truTV Impractical Jokers Tour featuring The Tenderloins. Sponsored by truTV, the 11-city tour will star Impractical Jokers' Q, Sal, Murr & Joe, the lifelong friends who are also known as the comedy team The Tenderloins.
  The truTV Impractical Jokers Tour will kick off the tour at the Keswick Theatre in Philadelphia, Pa., on Friday, Sept. 13. The tour includes stops in Hartford, Conn.; Washington, D.C., Pittsburgh, Pa.; Buffalo, N.Y.; Albany, N.Y.; St. Louis, Mo.; Kansas City, Mo.; Columbus, Ohio; and Rockford, Ill. The 2013 tour will finish the weekend of Dec. 6 with two performances in New York City and a final show in Indianapolis, Ind.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Air Canada Centre in Des Moines, IA and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• VELOCITY BRINGS VIEWERS MORE CLASSIC AUTOMOBILES FROM ACROSS AMERICA IN ALL NEW EPISODES OF CHASING CLASSIC CARS, HOSTED BY WAYNE CARINI
  Wet, Wild & Willys! Tuesday, September 10 at 10 PM
  Wayne’s appetite for the offbeat is in full effect when he auctions off a wild assortment of rides: a straight from the crate 1944 Willys MB Jeep; a one person 1959 Jones Grand Prix Hydroplane boat; and a deliciously nostalgic 1966 Ford F250 Good Humor Truck.

RERUNS

• ABC Sunday September 8, 8:00pm Shark Tank
  Rerun from 9/21/12
  THE SHARKS QUESTION THE MORALITY OF INVESTING THEIR MONEY IN AN APP THAT COULD BE USED TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS TO CHEAT, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 401" - When a man from Austin, TX pitches a so-called "cheaters app" -- which allows selected contacts to be hidden from view when calls come in -- the Sharks question and debate the morality of investing in an app that could be used to make it easier for people in relationships to cheat. Also, two business partners from Bedford, NH have top-ranked champion surfer Lakey Peterson demonstrate to the Sharks how their surf-inspired exercise equipment works; a dapper man from Acworth, GA pitches a personal style system that will help the Average Joe look and feel like an alpha male; and two women from Omaha, NE hope to make a sweet deal where customers can design their own personalized ice cream and gelato flavors. In addition, there will be an update on the recent success of Tower Paddle Boards, a business Mark Cuban invested in with Stephan Aarstol from San Diego, CA in Season 3, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC CASTLE Sunday September 8 10:00pm Re-run from April, 2013
  "The Squab and the Quail" -- When Beckett is assigned to protect Erik Vaughn, a billionaire entrepreneur whose colleague was murdered, she can't help but be charmed by this dashing genius. Meanwhile, consumed with jealousy, Castle does everything he can to solve the case to get Vaughn out of Beckett's life, on "Castle," MONDAY, APRIL 22 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Note: This episode was originally scheduled for April 29.
  Guest Cast: Ioan Gruffudd as Eric Vaughn, Russ Bain as Bruno Toft, Andy Wagner as Lucas Shaw, Jamie Hill as Petra Visser.
  "The Squab and the Quail" story by Jason Wilborn & Adam Frost with teleplay by Jason Wilborn and directed by Paul Holahan.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 407
  THE SHARKS ARE TAKEN ON AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY WITH A PERSONAL STYLIST WHEN SHE EXPLAINS WHY SHE IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT HER BUSINESS, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 407" - The Sharks are taken on an emotional journey with a personal stylist from Santa Monica, CA as she passionately explains why she started her modern day slip business. Also, a man from Folcroft, PA believes his scrubbing tool will make everyday cleaning easier; a pet-loving couple from Denver, CO pitch their dog-friendly frozen yogurt; and two men from Camas, WA ride into the Tank ready to pitch their hands-free, electric unicycle. In a follow up segment, Mark & Hanna Lim from Pasadena, CA give an update on their "Lollacup" drinking cup, which Robert Herjavec and Mark Cuban invested in during Season 3, on "Shark Tank," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 10/26/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC CASTLE: The Human Factor
  CASTLE & BECKETT WORK THE MURDER CASE OF A GOVERNMENT WHISTLEBLOWER KILLED BY A MILITARY DRONE, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Carlos Bernard ("24") Guest Stars
  "The Human Factor" - When Homeland Security inexplicably seals the crime scene of a car bombing, Castle and Beckett find themselves with two mysteries on their hands: who murdered the victim, a government whistleblower, and why are federal agents trying to take over the case? The plot thickens when they discover that the victim wasn't killed by a car bomb but by a missile from a military drone, on "Castle," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Carlos Bernard guest stars as Jared Stack, a mysterious operative who may hold the key to solving the case. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/6/13)
  Guest Cast: Carlos Bernard as Jared Stack, Catherine Dent as Beth Tanner, Hrach Titizian as Omar, Eric Lange as Simon Warburg.
  "The Human Factor" was written by David Amann and directed by Bill Roe.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 301
  THE SHARKS' AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL MAY LEAD THEM TO A BIG DEAL AFTER GETTING A WHIFF OF A FRAGRANCE THAT SMELLS LIKE MONEY, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 301" - Will the Sharks smell success or failure when it comes to a fragrance an entrepreneur from St. Charles, IL claims captures the scent of money? The smell of money may also be in the future for a woman from San Francisco who has put an invigorating twist on her luxury brand of soap. Also, a man from Dothan, AL is overcome with emotion when he explains why the Sharks should take his unique guitar learning system "on the road," and a Mr. Mom from Baton Rouge, LA hopes his blue jeans accessories that blink when you walk will spark interest. Plus, a follow-up story features the creator of Original Shrimp Burger, Shawn Davis from Franklin, TN, who left the Tank last season without a deal for his gourmet seafood business, on "Shark Tank," TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/3/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC THE BACHELOR'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS
  TAKE A "JOURNEY" TO LAUGHTER ON "THE BACHELOR'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS"
  "The Bachelor's Funniest Moments" -- This time it's not about the romance! This one-hour special edition of "The Bachelor" features a collection of some of the most hilarious moments taken from the last 25 seasons of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette." It's a wild trip down memory lane as viewers will see people freaking out, flaming out and, occasionally, even passing out - all while searching for love. Join host Chris Harrison for your favorite gaffes, slip-ups, faux pas - and "oh, no he/she didn't" moments - all packed into one hour, on "The Bachelor's Funniest Moments," TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/21/13)
  Here are just some of the outrageous blunders that have become fan favorites over the years:
  Our Love Hungry Casts' Most Embarrassing Moments Revisited: Ali G. tells Travis Stork about her "need to reproduce" (Season 8); Jamie "teaches" Ben Flajnik how to kiss (Season 16); Alex Michel throws up on his overnight with Trista (Season 1).
  Some People Really Know How to Leave Lasting Impressions Upon Arrival: "The Mask" greets Ashley Hebert (Rosenbaum) (Season 7); Lindzi meets Ben Flajnik on a horse (Season 16); and a lot of would-be gymnasts flipping out of the limousine, such as Robin not quite finishing her round-off back handspring to impress Sean Lowe (Season 17).
  Crash and Burn - A Parade of Romance-Killing Faux Pas: Kristin shows Travis Stork her orange peel (Season 8); Jillian Harris rebuffs David G.'s kiss (Season 5); and Ryan reads Emily Maynard the qualities of a perfect woman (Season 8).
  Bloopers - Even in the Noble Quest for Love, Things Can and Will Go Wrong: Props break, bachelorettes fall and unintended nudity pops up when you least expect it.
   

• ABC CRAZY, STUPID LUCK, ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF 20/20 (9/10)
  "CRAZY, STUPID LUCK," WILD TALES OF LOTTO MADNESS, ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF "20/20," TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 ON ABC
  From a lottery winner's strange murder that's right out of a crime novel to real stories of co-workers hitting the jackpot together -- and how their lives have changed for the good and for the bad -- 20/20" reports wild tales of lotto madness. "Crazy, Stupid Luck," a Special Edition of "20/20," airs on TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. Anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and David Muir, reports include:
  * Lotto Murder: Abe Shakespeare, a down on his luck, illiterate man, won the Lotto, proceeded to be hit-up and fleeced by an army of moochers, and then was murdered by his supposed financial advisor, Dee Dee Moore. It was only after Shakespeare's friend, a barber named Greg Smith, went undercover for the cops that the killer was brought to justice. ABC News Correspondent Matt Gutman's report features explosive new details and audio tape from the undercover sting, plus an exclusive interview with the killer herself. Gutman also interviews crime novelist Carl Hiassen, who knows all about bizarre Florida murders from covering real ones for the Miami Herald and others he makes up in his crime novels, including Lucky You, about a Florida lottery winner who is killed.
  * The Real Lucky 7: "Lucky 7," a new ABC drama premiering on September 24, follows what happens to a fictional group of seven co-workers after going in together and winning the lottery. So what has happened to some real groups of co-workers after hitting the jackpot together? Cecilia Vega reports on some of the highs - and lows -- of such joint winners.
  * Lucky Numbers: Are some numbers luckier than others when playing the lottery? "20/20" conducted a mathematical analysis of the numbers drawn in the past 50 Powerball and MegaMillions jackpots of $100 million or more and found a handful of numbers that just kept popping up - and others that almost never did. What are they and why? A numerologist gives us his take and a mathematician tells us to get real.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 406
  TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION & SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS' BRANDON JACOBS HOPES TO PROPEL A WOMAN'S PROTEIN-INFUSED ENERGY DRINK TO THE NEXT LEVEL, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 406" - With help from two-time Super Bowl champion and San Francisco 49ers' running back Brandon Jacobs, a woman from Morganville, NJ hopes to propel her protein-infused energy drink to the next level. Two cousins from Portland, ME ask the Sharks to bite into their signature lobster-roll food truck business; an engaged couple from Marina del Rey, CA hope the Sharks won't think the secret ingredient in their eco-friendly cleaning products isn't too nutty; and a colorful character from Wilmington, NC has a business idea to put an end to the moist handshake with his just as colorful drink insulators. In a follow up segment, Dallas Robinson & Mike Buonomo from Riverton, UT give an update on their mix-and-match lip balm, Kisstixx, which Mark invested in during Season 3, on "Shark Tank," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 10/19/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: The Wow Factor airs Wednesday September 11 9:00pm
  THE HOUSE FLIP TRIGGERS A BATTLE OF WITS BETWEEN CAMERON AND CLAIRE, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Wendi McLendon-Covey ("Bridesmaids") Returns as Pam, and Fred Willard ("Best in Show") Reprises His Role as Frank Dunphy
  "The Wow Factor" - Claire and Cam are entrenched in the house flip, but when they hit an impasse on a big landscaping decision, a "neutral" third party is brought in - Pam (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey), the lesbian mom from Lily's school. Meanwhile, Phil decides to teach the kids basic fix-it skills around the house; Gloria spends some quality one-on-one time with Manny, leaving Jay alone with baby Joe; and Mitch helps Lily deal with a schoolyard bully, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 (9:00-9:30 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/27/13)
  Guest cast includes Fred Willard as Frank Dunphy, Wendi McLendon-Covey as Pam, Luke Grakal as Milo and Margaret Easley as Rachel.
  "The Wow Factor" was written by Ben Karlin and directed by Steven Levitan.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Flip Flop
  PHIL WALKS A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING A RESOURCEFUL REALTOR AND A CYBER PREDATOR, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Benjamin Bratt ("Private Practice") Returns as Javier, Paget Brewster ("Criminal Minds") And Rob Riggle ("The Daily Show") Guest Star
  "Flip Flop" - Phil is pretty confident in his ability to sell Claire and Cam's flipped house, but when it proves to be a little harder than he thought, he recruits the whole family into taking some desperate, borderline crazy measures. Meanwhile, Javier (guest star Benjamin Bratt) is visiting Manny and brings along his new girlfriend (guest star Paget Brewster), which doesn't sit very well with Gloria, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 (9:30-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/10/13)
  Guest cast includes Benjamin Bratt as Javier, Rob Riggle as Gil Thorpe, Paget Brewster as Trish, Anders Holm as Zack Barbie and Samantha Bennett as waitress.
  "Flip Flop" was written by Jeffrey Richman & Bill Wrubel, and directed by Gail Mancuso.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: A Picture from Life's Other Side
  WHEN TEDDY TAKES AIM AT RAYNA, HER DAD, LAMAR, COMES TO HER AID, AND JULIETTE'S MOM, JOLENE, TRIES TO HELP HER DAUGHTER, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  "A Picture from Life's Other Side" - Rayna finds an unlikely ally in Lamar when he sides with her against Teddy about the girls. Jolene sees Juliette struggling and tries to find a way to help. Avery and Will, separately, both get a chance to shine with bigger stars -- but will it translate to career gold? And Tandy takes her own agenda to the board of Wyatt Industries, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY,
  SEPTEMBER 11 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/15/13)
  Guest starring Judith Hoag as Tandy, David Alford as Bucky, Maisy Stella as Daphne Conrad, Lennon Stella as Maddie Conrad, Sylvia Jeffries as Jolene, Jay Hernandez as Dante Rivas, Chris Carmack as Will Lexington, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Steve Buchanan as himself, David Alford as Bucky, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn and Melvin Ray Kearney III as Bo.
  "A Picture from Life's Other Side" is written by Dee Johnson and directed by Michael Waxman.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 315
  EMOTIONS RUN HIGH ON BOTH SIDES OF THE TANK WHEN BILLY BLANKS, JR., THE ONCE-HOMELESS SON OF TAE BO LEGEND BILLY BLANKS, ASKS THE SHARKS TO INVEST IN HIS AND HIS WIFE'S DANCE FITNESS PROGRAM, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 315" - Emotions run high on both sides of the Tank when Billy Blanks, Jr., the once-homeless son of Tae Bo legend Billy Blanks, asks the Sharks to invest in his and his wife's dance fitness program designed for all ages, shapes and sizes. A music producer from El Segundo, CA wants to convince the Sharks to add a rock band to their portfolios. Also: Two college students from Eugene, OR who started their flavored peanut butter business from their dorm room; and two guys from New York with what they believe is the next big trend in swimwear - interchangeable bikini wear. Plus, there's a follow-up on Steve Gadlin from Evanston, IL and his I Want To Draw A Cat For You drawing business, which Mark invested in during Season 3, on "Shark Tank," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/11/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: College Girl
  IN A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE, FORMER "HOME IMPROVEMENT" STAR JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS REUNITES WITH TIM ALLEN, ON "LAST MAN STANDING"
  "College Girl" - Jonathan Taylor Thomas makes a special guest star appearance when he reunites with Tim Allen, his dad from "Home Improvement." When the less-than-studious Mandy gets accepted to not one but two colleges, Kristin realizes it's time to reevaluate where she is in her life. While out on a special date with Ryan, she is pleasantly surprised to see Jon (Thomas), a former co-worker from the diner where she still works, who is now the successful owner of a hip, upscale restaurant. Meanwhile, Mike and Vanessa wonder if Mandy's college choice, a party school in California, is right for her; and Eve gets help with her Junior ROTC competition from neighbor Chuck Larabee, on "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/22/13)
  Guest starring are Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Jon, Jordan Masterson as Ryan and Jonathan Adams as Chuck Larabee.
  "College Girl" was written by Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie V. Freeman and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS "It Has Begun . . . . " - The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to Atlantic City, where Marty learns that Larry Bird not only counts cards, he can see through them, and Jackie admits that she's always wanted a human wedding. Meanwhile, Dick Butkus, in charge back home, gets an ominous call from his grandpa. Is it time for the Neighbors to return to Zabvron? Find out on "The Neighbors," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. The episode features two of science fiction's biggest icons as guest stars, George Takei as Grandfather and Mark Hamill as Commandant Bill. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/27/13)
  "The Neighbors" stars Jami Gertz as Debbie Weaver, Lenny Venito as Marty Weaver, Simon Templeman as Larry Bird, Toks Olagundoye as Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Clara Mamet as Amber Weaver, Tim Jo as Reggie Jackson, Ian Patrick as Dick Butkus, Max Charles as Max Weaver and Isabella Cramp as Abby Weaver.
  Guest starring are George Takei as Grandfather, Mark Hamill as Commandant Bill, Lora Plattner as Giselle, Holly Walker as the dealer, Sarah Baldwin as Beth and Porter Kelly as Lisa.
  "It Has Begun . . . ." was written by Kirker Butler and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 422
  TWO MEN TRY TO HOOK THE SHARKS INTO A DEAL WITH THEIR FISHING BOBBER,AND A MOTHER & DAUGHTER SWEET TALK THE SHARKS TO INVEST IN THEIR HOMEMADE CUPCAKES-IN-A-JAR BUSINESS, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 422 -- Two men from Orlando, FL try to hook the Sharks into a deal with their fishing bobber made from a real shotgun shell. A mother and daughter team from Cohasset, MA offer the Sharks a sweet opportunity to invest in their homemade cupcakes-in-a-jar business. Also, a man from Cleveland, OH hopes to generate enough interest with the Sharks in his product which turns energy into usable electricity every time you take a step, and a natural-born salesman from Provo, UT presents a new twist on a common accessory - a belt with no holes. Plus, an update on Billy Blanks Jr. from Canoga Park, CA and his Dance with Me fitness-based dance program, who made a deal with Mark Cuban and Daymond John in Season 3, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/26/13)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• CBS J.J. LAROCHE PERSONALLY REQUESTS JANE’S HELP WHEN THE MYSTERIOUS CONTAINER HE’S BEEN HIDING FOR NINE YEARS IS STOLEN FROM HIS HOME, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 8
  Pruitt Taylor Vince Returns as J.J. LaRoche
  “Red and Itchy” — J.J. LaRoche personally requests Jane’s help when the mysterious container he’s been hiding for nine years is stolen from his home, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, Sunday, Sept. 8 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Pruitt Taylor Vince returns as J.J. LaRoche. (Originally broadcast 4/28/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Daniel Cerone
  DIRECTED BY: David Paymer
   

• CBS ROBIN IS DESPERATE TO FIND HER “SOMETHING OLD” SHE BURIED IN CENTRAL PARK YEARS EARLIER FOR THE WEDDING, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, SEPT. 9
  Ray Wise Returns as Robin, Sr.
  “Something Old” — Robin is desperate to find her “something old” she buried in Central Park years earlier for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask for Ted’s help packing for Italy, and Barney bonds with Robin, Sr., on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Sept. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ray Wise returns as Robin, Sr. (Originally broadcast 5/6/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS WALDEN HELPS A DEVASTATED ALAN THROUGH HIS BREAKUP WITH LYNDSEY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, MONDAY, SEPT. 9
  “Another Night With Neil Diamond” – Alan has trouble coping when Lyndsey dumps him and Walden must find a way to help him get back on his feet, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, on a special night and time, Monday, Sept. 9 (8:30 – 9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/6/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Don Reo and Steve Tompkins
  TELEPLAY BY: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Nick Bakay
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS WHEN A POPULAR TV SHOW DOES A LOCATION SHOOT AT HAN’S DINER, CAROLINE CATCHES THE EYE OF THE DIRECTOR AND SNAGS HERSELF A ROLE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, SEPT. 9
  Editor’s note: The air date for this episode has been changed.
  “And The Extra Work” – Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han’s diner, but when Caroline catches the director’s eye, he offers her an actual role – with strings attached, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, Sept. 9 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/29/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Tracy Poust and Jon Kinnally
  DIRECTED BY: Michael McDonald
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM IS QUESTIONED BY A DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE INVESTIGATOR REGARDING THEIR RESPONSE TO THE BODNAR CASE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 10
  Colin Hanks (“Dexter”) Guest Stars as Department of Defense IG Investigator Richard Parsons
  “Double Blind” – A Department of Defense investigator scrutinizes the NCIS team’s response to the Bodnar case involving the murder of Ziva’s father and Vance’s wife. Meanwhile, the team examines whether a Petty Officer is suffering from paranoia or if his claims of being followed are tied to a matter of national security, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, Sept. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Colin Hanks (“Dexter”) guest stars as Department of Defense IG Investigator Richard Parsons. (Originally broadcast 5/7/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Christopher J. Walid and Steven D. Binder
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS DEEKS GOES UNDERCOVER TO OBTAIN INTEL ON A FORMER INTERNATIONAL ARMS DEALER AND BEFRIENDS A FEMALE SOURCE IN THE PROCESS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 10
  “Parley” – Deeks goes undercover to obtain information about an infamous arms dealer looking to get back in the business, but the woman he befriends leads the operation in a dangerous directon. Meanwhile, Kensi confronts new emotions as she runs surveillance on Deeks and his female source, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, Sept. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/7/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Cheo Hodari Coker
  DIRECTED BY: John P. Kousakis
   

• CBS THE COUNTDOWN ON A MYSTERIOUS VIRUS CAUSES THE MACHINE TO MALFUNCTION JUST AS THE POI TEAM TRIES TO LOCATE AN ELUSIVE MILLIONAIRE WHOSE NUMBERS COME UP, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 10
  Carrie Preston, Amy Acker, Sarah Shahi, Brett Cullen, Jay O. Sanders and John Nolan Guest Star
  “Zero Day” – Reese and Finch realize that a virus has rendered The Machine erratic, causing it to issue numbers irregularly. As they race against the viral countdown, the team searches for a tech millionaire so elusive no one has ever seen him. Also, Detective Carter's mission to bring Cal Beecher's murderer to justice lands her squarely within the sights of the HR criminal organization, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Tuesday, Sept. 10 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Carrie Preston, Amy Acker, Sarah Shahi, Brett Cullen, Jay O. Sanders and John Nolan guest star. (Originally broadcast 5/2/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Amanda Segel and David Slack
  DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Hunt
   

• CBS THE REPLICATOR RETURNS TO TARGET A MEMBER OF THE BAU, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 11
  Mark Hamill Guest Stars
  “The Replicator” – The Replicator zeroes in on the BAU when the killer targets one of the team as the next victim, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, Sept. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Mark Hamill guest stars. (Originally broadcast 5/22/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Erica Messer, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Glenn Kershaw
   

• CBS AS RUSSELL AND HIS TEAM INVESTIGATE A SERIES OF MURDERS, ONE OF THEIR OWN FACES PERIL ON A DANGEROUS UNDERCOVER MISSION TO GET CLOSE TO THE KILLER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 11
  Grammy Award-Winning Rock And Hall Of Fame Inductees Black Sabbath To Perform
  Guest Stars Include Eric Roberts as Brother Daniel Larson,
  James Callis as writer John Merchiston, Tim Matheson as Oliver Tate, Annabella Sciorra as Nancy Brass and Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Thomas D. Clufetos, Jr., and Geezer Burler as Themselves
  "Skin In The Game" — As Russell and his team investigate a series of murders, one of their own confronts peril on a dangerous undercover mission to get close to the killer, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, Sept. 11 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Eric Roberts as brother Daniel Larson, James Callis as writer John Merchiston, Tim Matheson as Oliver Tate, Annabella Sciorra as Nancy Brass and Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Thomas D. Clufetos Jr., and Geezer Burler as themselves. (Originally broadcast 5/15/13.)
  STORY BY: Christopher Barbour
  TELEPLAY BY: Christopher Barbour and Don McGill
  DIRECTED BY: Alec Smight
   

• CBS SHELDON AND AMY’S RELATIONSHIP TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN DURING A GAME OF DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 12
  “The Love Spell Potential” – When the girls’ trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to play Dungeons & Dragons, causing Sheldon and Amy’s relationship to take an unexpected turn. Meanwhile, Koothrappali and Lucy go on a very awkward date, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, Sept. 12 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/9/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Eric Kaplan and Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Anthony Rich
   

• CBS SHERLOCK REELS AT THE REAPPEARANCE OF AN IMPORTANT FIGURE FROM HIS PAST AND FINDS HIMSELF IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF THE EVIL MORIARTY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 12
  Natalie Dormer Guest Stars as the Iconic Irene Adler,
  Sherlock’s Former Lover
  “The Woman”– As Sherlock reels at the reappearance of his former lover, Irene Adler, a series of flashbacks unravel the tumultuous events that led to his downfall into addiction, on a rebroadcast of ELEMENTARY, Thursday, Sept. 12 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/16/13.)
  WRITTEN BY:
  Robert Doherty and Craig Sweeny, the series’ executive producers (“The Woman”)
  DIRECTED BY: Seith Mann (“The Woman”)
   

• CBS THE YOUNGEST BOSS EVER, PRESIDENT OF CINNABON, INC., GETS THE SWEET SCOOP ON HER COMPANY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, SEPT. 13
  "Cinnabon, Inc." – Former Hooter employee, Kat Cole, President of Cinnabon, Inc., visits her former boss, Coby Brooks (featured on the “Hooters” episode of UNDERCOVER BOSS, February 2010), to ask advice before beginning her undercover mission. While undercover in a Cinnabon micro-bakery, one customer nearly blows her cover by asking questions about the cameras. Meanwhile, as our youngest boss featured in the series at age 34, Cole discovers a couple of employees who share her zealous work ethic, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, Sept. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/16/12.)
   

• CBS McGARRETT HELPS HIS MOTHER EXECUTE A COVERT OP TO RETRIEVE AN INCRIMINATING MICROFICHE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” FRIDAY, SEPT. 13
  Craig T. Nelson, Treat Williams, Christine Lahti, Anthony Ian Dale and Daniel Henney Guest Star
  “He welo ‘oihana” – McGarrett must help his mother execute a covert op to retrieve an incriminating microfiche. Meanwhile, Kono’s life is in danger when she closes in on Adam’s secret, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday, Sept. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Treat Williams, Christine Lahti, Anthony Ian Dale and Daniel Henney return in this episode. Craig T. Nelson guest stars. (Originally broadcast 5/13/13.)
  (*He welo ‘oihana is Hawaiian for “Family Business”)
  WRITTEN BY: Eric Guggenheim
  DIRECTED BY: Larry Teng
   

• CBS DANNY IS EMOTIONAL AFTER HE FAILS TO KEEP HIS PROMISE TO PROTECT SOMEONE AND THE REAGANS SUFFER A LOSS DUE TO A HOUSING PROJECT GANG, ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, SEPT. 13
  Joanna Gleason Guest Stars as Grace Newhouse, a Public Advocate, And Kamar de los Reyes Guest Stars as Santana, the Gang Leader
  "The Bitter End" – When a young woman commits suicide, Danny is emotional since he promised to help her when her parents were taken from her. Meanwhile, the Reagans suffer a loss due to the project gangs, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, Sept. 13 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Joanna Gleason guest stars as Grace Newhouse, a public advocate, and Kamar de los Reyes guest stars as Santana, the gang leader. (Originally broadcast 5/3/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Brian Burns
  DIRECTED BY: Christine Moore
   

• CBS MOLLY DECIDES TO HAVE A YARD SALE TO GET RID OF SOME OF THE FAMILY’S OLD JUNK, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, SEPT. 14
  "Yard Sale" — With the house feeling too cramped and crowded, Molly plans a family yard sale. Meanwhile, Mike and the guys take Carl on a fishing trip to help him forget his breakup with Christina, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, on a special night and time, Saturday, Sept. 14 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts and Al Higgins
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster, Carla Filisha and Mark Gross
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS WALDEN TELLS KATE THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS IDENTITY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, SEPT. 14
  Walden and Alan Give a Special Broadway-Style Performance
  “Grab A Feather And Get In Line” – Walden and Alan go to Kate’s fashion show in New York so Walden can tell her the truth about his identity, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, on a special night and time, Saturday, Sept. 14 (8:30 – 9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/10/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Gemma Baker
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Alissa Neubauer
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS AS THE BAU HEADS TO SAN FRANCISCO TO INVESTIGATE VICTIMS FOUND IN THE MISSION DISTRICT, REID MUST TO COPE WITH A PERSONAL LOSS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, SEPT. 14
  Jamie Luner Guest Stars as Art Gallery Owner Madison Riley
  “Magnum Opus” – While Reid copes with a loss in his personal life, the rest of the BAU travels to San Francisco to investigate victims discovered in the Mission District, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, on a special night, Saturday, Sept. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jamie Luner guest stars as art gallery owner Madison Riley. (Originally broadcast 1/23/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Jason J. Bernero
  DIRECTED BY: Glenn Kershaw
   

• CBS Saturday September 14 10:00pm 48 Hours "Cold as Ice" (HD)
  CAN A CHILDHOOD MEMORY OF A FRIEND’S MURDER SOLVE A 55-YEAR-OLD COLD CASE? “48 HOURS: COLD AS ICE” GOES INSIDE THE INVESTIGATION OF WHAT AUTHORITIES SAY IS THE OLDEST COLD CASE EVER PROSECUTED IN THE UNITED STATES Preview
  Erin Moriarty and the 48 HOURS team go inside the investigation of what authorities say was the oldest cold case ever to be prosecuted in United States history in “Cold as Ice,” to be broadcast Saturday, March 9, 2013 (10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  The case tests the memories of witnesses and forces a family to expose deep dark secrets as part of getting justice for the family of Maria Ridulph, a 7-year-old girl who in 1957 was snatched from a quiet street in Sycamore, Ill., and found dead five months later. The story also raises questions about the Statute of Limitations for such cases and how long is too long to rely on old information.
  “It’s probably one of the most challenging murder prosecutions in American history,” DeKalb County State's Attorney Clay Campbell tells 48 HOURS.
  The case starts in December 1957, when Ridulph was kidnapped. She’d been playing in the snow with a friend when a man named Johnny approached them. He offered them piggyback rides. Then, Ridulph’s friend, Kathy went inside to fetch her mittens. “When I got back they were gone,” friend Kathy Sigman-Chapman tells 48 HOURS. “No sign of her doll, no sign of her, no sign of anybody.”
  The investigation into the disappearance captured the attention of the President Dwight D. Eisenhower and FBI head J. Edgar Hoover. The attention subsided when Ridulph was found dead 90 miles from home. Eventually, the trail to Ridulph’s killer grew cold.
  The story took a turn in 1994, when a Ridulph neighbor made a deathbed confession to her daughter that her son, John Tessier, was responsible for the girl’s murder. But Tessier had been investigated in 1957 by the FBI and he had an alibi. More than a decade after the deathbed confession, the daughter convinced Illinois State Police Special Agent Brion Hanley to look into Tessier. Hanley tracked Tessier to Seattle, where he was a former police officer and family man living under the name John McCullough.
   

• THE CW MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “If Tomorrow Never Comes” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  BEING SUPPORTIVE — After Zoe (Rachel Bilson) tricks Jonah (guest star Travis Van Winkle) into spilling a secret about Brick (Tim Matheson), she unintentionally makes things worse for Brick in his love life. Following Brick’s advice, Zoe decides she must finally express her feelings, but timing never seems to be her strong suit. Wade (Wilson Bethel) and Lemon (Jaime King) must learn to work together, but things go awry when they each try to prove that they know what is best for the new Rammer Jammer. Knowing what Wade and Lemon are up to, Lavon (Cress Williams) and AnnaBeth (guest star Kaitlyn Black) agree to not get involved, but that might be easier said than done. Meanwhile, Tansy’s (guest star Mircea Monroe) brothers surprise her with an unexpected visit, leaving George (Scott Porter) to look after them and put up with their wild antics. Jim Hayman directed the episode written by Alex Taub (#220).
   

• THE CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “Kevin McHale” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  SINGING FOR JOY — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY KEVIN MCHALE (“GLEE”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Heather Ann Campbell (“Saturday Night Live”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#103).
   

• THE CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Laila Ali” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  A COMEDY KNOCK OUT — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY BOXING CHAMPION LAILA ALI — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Jeff Davis (“Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza”), put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#108).
   

• THE CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 ARROW — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Undertaking” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  WITH A LEAD ON WALTER’S WHEREABOUTS, OLIVER GAMBLES ON FELICITY IN THE FIELD — Finding it difficult to mend fences with Tommy (Colin Donnell) and Diggle (David Ramsey), Oliver (Stephen Amell) instead focuses on crossing another name off the list. While digging through a crooked accountant’s laptop, Felicity (guest star Emily Bett Rickards) discovers a transaction that could help Oliver find Walter. To reconfirm the lead, Oliver gambles that Felicity can be counted on in the field for the first time. In a flashback, Malcolm (guest star John Barrowman) reveals to Robert Queen (guest star Jamey Sheridan) and Frank Chen (guest star Chin Han) painful details surrounding his wife’s murder, and how that shaped his plans for the Glades. Meanwhile, Tommy (Colin Donnell) stuns Laurel (Katie Cassidy) with the truth. Willa Holland and Susanna Thompson also star. Michael Schultz directed the episode written by Jake Coburn & Lana Cho (#121).
   

• THE CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 SUPERNATURAL — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Clip Show” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
  FAMILIAR FACES RETURN AS THE THIRD TRIAL NEARS — Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) reunite with Castiel (Misha Collins). Digging through the Men of Letters’ files, they stumble upon an undiscovered film which could be the key to the third trial. Metatron (guest star Curtis Armstrong) enlists Cass to mull over problems at home. Meanwhile, Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard) digs into Sam and Dean's past. Taylor Cole, Graham Wardle, and Cindy Busby also guest star. Thomas J. Wright directed the episode written by Andrew Dabb (#822).
   

• THE CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “She’s Come Undone” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  LET’S MAKE A DEAL — Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) try a brutal new approach to provoke Elena (Nina Dobrev) into turning her humanity back on, and Caroline (Candice Accola) is frustrated when her attempt to intervene backfires. When Elena figures out a way to call the Salvatore brothers’ bluff, they call for backup from a surprising source. Matt (Zach Roerig) gives Rebekah (Claire Holt) some unsolicited advice on her life choices, and she tries to help him in return. Caroline has a confusing and dangerous encounter with Klaus (Joseph Morgan), and Katherine (Nina Dobrev) is suspicious when Bonnie (Kat Graham) makes her an offer that she promises will benefit them both. Darnell Martin directed the episode written by Michael Narducci & Rebecca Sonnenshine (#421).
   

• THE CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —
  (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “The Girl Who’s Scared of Clowns” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  ARGUMENTS AMONGST THE MODELS START AFFECTING THEIR SHOOTS — The guys play a prank on one of the girls, which throws her off her game. At a photo shoot where the models take on the nail art craze, things start to go badly when a few of the models who have become close get distracted after arguing (#2007).
   

• THE CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 PERFECT SCORE — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “We’ve Got Spirit, Yes We Do” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  GO TEAM! — In this episode, contestants Kat and Samm are high school best friends who have themselves a devilishly good time getting boys into school spirit…yes, they do! The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries). The episode was directed by Rob George (#105).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Due to the preceding NFL double-header and post-games coverage that airs until 8:00 PM ET, local programming will air until 8:00 PM on the West Coast.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: AMERICAN DAD is preempted tonight.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Audio descriptions (AD) for THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS and FAMILY GUY are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER CAN’T SEEM TO PLEASE MARGE, AS HARD AS HE TRIES
  ON “THE SIMPSONS”
  SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
  Wanda Sykes and George Takei Make Guest-Voice Appearances
  Once again, Homer must save his marriage when Marge gets fed up with his behavior. Meanwhile, after watching “A Streetcar Named Desire,” Milhouse takes on a Marlon Brando-inspired bad-boy persona to attract Lisa in the “What Animated Women Want” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2408) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Wanda Sykes as the School Therapist and George Takei as the sushi chef/restaurant owner.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30 -9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THINGS GET “DICEY”
  ON “BOB’S BURGERS”
  SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
  After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and Louise transform the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino. But they get more than they gamble for when landlord Mr. Fischoeder (guest voice Kevin Kline) stops by and catches them in action in the “The Kids Run The Restaurant” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, Sept. 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-307) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Kline as Mr. Fischoeder
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CHRIS IS A THIEF
  ON “FAMILY GUY”
  SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
  Singer Anne Murray Makes Guest-Voice Appearance!
  Chris steals money from Lois' purse to buy new sneakers, but when Meg catches him in the act, she forces him to do all of her chores in exchange for keeping mum. Then, Chris finally tires of the pact, and runs away to live with Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray (guest-voicing as herself), and visit her to find out the true meaning of “Snowbird” in the “Chris Cross” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1010) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Anne Murray as herself
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  QUAHOG IS LOVE-LY
  ON “FAMILY GUY”
  SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
  Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the ‘60s and Peter and Lois decide to stay in bed all day. Meanwhile, Brian’s ex-girlfriends pay him a visit and Quagmire gets in touch with his feminine side in the “Valentine’s Day in Quahog” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1011) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)\
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; and Mila Kunis as Meg.
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of BONES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**--“BONES”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM LOOKS FOR A CURE TO SAVE ONE OF THEIR OWN AND PELANT RETURNS ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR ENCORE EPISODE OF “BONES” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
  The Jeffersonian team rushes to prevent a viral outbreak while investigating the murder of journalist Mia Garrett after her infected body is found at a biohazard facility. When the mutated virus that killed Mia infects Jeffersonian intern Arastoo Vaziri (guest star Pej Vahdat), their only chance of saving him is by solving the murder. Then, evil tech genius Christopher Pelant (guest star Andrew Leeds) returns to toy with the Jeffersonian team in their newest investigation, and Brennan starts evaluating her relationship with Booth when signs begin to point to him as a potential target of Pelant’s in the “The Pathos in the Pathogens/The Secret in the Siege” two-hour encore episode of BONES airing Monday, Sept. 9 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-819/20) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Pej Vahdat as Arastoo Vaziri; Mackenzie Astin as Dr. Ivan Jacobs; Kenneth Mitchell as Ben Carr; Laura Kai Chen as Dr. Tessa Burke; Robert Mailhouse as Byron Fuller; Lennie Loftin as Dr. Leonard Thorne; Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Andrew Leeds as Christopher Pelant; Alimi Ballard as FBI Agent James; Sarah Stouffer as Allison Taylor/Anna Samuels; Beau Knapp as Zane Reynolds; Patrick Brown as FBI Agent Kenney; Joey Scoleri as Man; Marc Aden Gray as Harris Samuels
   

• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A BOY NOT READY TO CROSS OVER ON “BONES” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
  Cyndi Lauper Guest-Stars
  Encore Broadcast of Milestone 150th Episode!
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of a young boy whose soul remains very much alive. When psychic Avalon Harmonia (guest star Lauper) attempts to help the deceased’s spirit cross over, each member of the team begins to question his or her own beliefs about life after death in the “The Ghost in the Machine” episode of BONES airing Friday, Sept. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-717) (TV-14 D, V)
  Guest Cast: Cyndi Lauper as Avalon Harmonia; Cameron DeFaria as Colin Gibson; Kathryn Winslow as Louise Gibson; Gerald McCullouch as Trevor Gibson; Rachel Katherine DiPillo as Miranda Spedding; Justin James Hughes as Shaun Whalen; James Austin Kerr as Carl; Yvonne Huff as Lab Tech #1; Blaine Holtkamp as Lab Tech #2.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JOE CARROLL STAGES HIS FINAL ACT ON “THE FOLLOWING” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
  Encore Broadcast of Season One Finale!
  In the explosive Season One finale, Ryan (Kevin Bacon) races to stop Joe Carroll (James Purefoy) before his endgame reaches a deadly conclusion. Meanwhile, Joe leads Claire (Natalie Zea) to a special location and the ultimate showdown between good and evil takes place in the “The Final Chapter” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Friday, Sept. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-115) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: John Lafayette as Captain Turner; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell; Charlie Semine as Alex
   

• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
  **ONE-HOUR EPISODE**--“ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD ON ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
  For Mature Audiences
  In an encore of the “Babysitting Unibaby” episode of AXE COP, Flute Cop (Ken Marino) finally has enough money to take his wife, Anita (guest voice Megan Mullally), on a romantic anniversary trip to Hawaii. So, he enlists Axe Cop (Nick Offerman) and Sockarang (guest voice Patton Oswalt) to babysit his child, Unibaby. Then, in an encore of the “Adderall” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, the pressure is on at High School USA when the gang prepares to take the SAT exam, so they resort to pill-popping measures. Meanwhile, Blackstein (Nathan Barnatt) joins the school’s gay club to beef up his extracurricular activities, but he must hide the fact that he is straight in order to stay in the club and get into college. In an encore of the “Birthday Month” episode of AXE COP, Axe Cop travels to South Pole World to track down his parents’ killer – Bad Santa (guest voice Raymond Barry). Then, in an encore of the “Heroes” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, Marsh (Vincent Kartheiser) meets his hero, The Candy Diet Guru Garrett Philanders (guest voice Anders Holm), who happens to be Brad’s (T.J. Miller) long-lost father. Don’t miss the full hour of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF airing Saturday, Sept. 14 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ANI-105) (TV-MA L, S, V)
  AXE COP:
  Voice Cast: Nick Offerman as Axe Cop; Ken Marino as Flute Cop/Fife Cop
  Guest Voice Cast: Megan Mullally as Anita; Patton Oswalt as Sockarang; Ethan Nicolle as Chubby Doll; Raymond Barry as Bad Santa; Megan Mullally as Axe Cop’s Mother; Patton Oswalt as Sockarang; Rob Huebel as Grey Diamond; and Ethan Nicolle as Mermaid.
  HIGH SCHOOL USA!:
  Voice Cast: Vincent Kartheiser as Marsh Merriwether; Mandy Moore as Cassandra; Nathan Barnatt as Blackstein; T.J. Miller as Brad
  Guest Voice Cast: Ray Ford as Nico Ninja; Milo Silverstein as Wally; Moon-Unit Zappa as Tracy; Jay Johnston as Officer Dumphy; Britta Phillips/Jackie Hoffman as Tamar; Michael K. Williams as Lucius; Anders Holm as Garrett Philanders
   

• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "VEGAS FINALS"
  09/09/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ CONTINUES THE LAS VEGAS FINALS WHERE THE TOP FINALISTS TAKE ON THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE – A FOUR STAGE COURSE MODELED AFTER THE EPIC JAPANESE ‘MOUNT MIDORIYAMA’– MATT ISEMAN AND AKBAR GBAJA BIAMILA HOST AND JENN BROWN CO-HOSTS – "American Ninja Warrior" continues the competition from Las Vegas, Nevada where the top finishers from the regional finals tackle the ultimate challenge - a four stage course modeled after ‘Mount Midoriyama’ in Japan. Competitors will attempt Stage 2 and vie to win a cash prize of $500,000 and the title of "American Ninja Warrior."
   
• NBC "HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT" "SATURDAY NIGHT REUNION "
  09/12/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : ‘SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’ VETERANS JOIN SEAN HAYES AND DAX SHEPARD FOR A RAUCOUS POP CULTURE BATTLE – Two contestants will lead their team of three celebrities, which include Sean Hayes, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Jason Sudeikis, Fred Armisen and Amy Poehler, in hopes of winning the $25,000 grand prize. A series of unique party games will bring out the best, funniest and most competitive sides of some of Hollywood’s most beloved stars in this hilarious no-holds-bar competition hosted by Jane Lynch.
   
• NBC "HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT" "THE ONE WITH THE FRIENDS"
  09/12/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : THE ULTIMATE POP CULTURE BATTLE BEGINS AS ‘FRIENDS’ FACE OFF IN THE SERIES PREMIERE OF ‘HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT’ -- EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER JANE LYNCH HOSTS – Two contestants will lead a team of three celebrities, which include Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Martin Short, Kristen Bell, Daniel Dae Kim and Alyson Hannigan, in hopes of winning the $25,000 grand prize. A series of unique party games will bring out the best, funniest and most competitive sides of some of Hollywood’s most beloved stars in this hilarious no-holds-bar competition hosted by Jane Lynch.
   

• PBS EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation Takes to the Skies in a New Six-Part Mini-Series Debuting Wednesday, September 4, 2013 on PBS
  Experience an awe-inspiring journey of earth's natural wonders, as never seen before, through the eyes of birds
  What would it be like to see the world from a bird's perspective? To experience riding on the backs of bald eagles and snow geese or flying alongside a flock of brown pelicans as they scan and dive for fish in the ocean below. State-of-the-art technology and sophisticated camera techniques have now made it possible to do just that and more as EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation takes viewers on a breathtaking aerial adventure over six continents.
  Episode two: Africa (airs Wednesday, September 11 at 8 p.m.)
  Fly and arrow-dive with cape gannets among sharks, dolphins, whales and the great sardine run. Soar with fish eagles, flamingos, kelp gulls and vultures to see the most animal-packed continent with fresh eyes.
  A two-hour compilation of this six-hour series, titled "Winged Planet," aired on the Discovery Channel last October. Nature is a production of THIRTEEN in association with WNET for PBS.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 LAW & ORDER: SVU “Modern Family” marathon – 10 a.m./9c
  In preparation for our MODERN FAMILY launch, we bring you the SVU “Modern Family” marathon. Sure, the families on SVU might be a little more out there than the Pritchetts and Dunphys but that’s what keeps it interesting. The marathon airs from 10am to 11pm.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 BURN NOTICE “Series Finale” Marathon – 6 a.m./5c
  Just in time for the BURN NOTICE series finale, USA brings you a marathon of episodes from the final season! The marathon airs from 6am to 9pm.
   

• USA Network FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 LAW & ORDER: SVU “Friday the 13th” marathon – 4/3c
  Enjoy a marathon featuring some creepy characters that will make you look twice before you round a corner or step foot into a dark basement. Tune-in from 4pm to 8pm.
   

• Yahoo TERRELL OWENS On Financial Loss, his Life Coach, Donovan McNabb, Retirement, & Going Pro in Bowling
  The 4th Season of Emmy-Winning In Depth With Graham Bensinger Premieres September 7th / 8th 2013
  Check Local TV Listings / Watch on Yahoo! Sports Photo
  Graham Bensinger revisits NFL superstar, Terrell Owens, eight years after their fateful first interview in 2005 that changed the course of T.O.’s illustrious and often controversial career, and resulted in his suspension from the Philadelphia Eagles. The much travelled wide receiver discusses his suspension from the Philadelphia Eagles in 2005, and reflects on the moment his relationship with Eagles Quarterback Donovan McNabb took a turn for the worse. He describes the excruciating pain of his late season leg injury in 2004, and his determined rehab program that enabled him to return in time to face the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XXXIX. In an emotional moment of the sit down interview, Bensinger introduces Owens’ life coach, who has helped T.O. make the transition from T.O. the “star athlete” to being the best person he can be. Owens looks back at his humble beginnings in Alexander City, AL, emphasizing how the strict upbringing by his grandmother made him the man he is today. And he tells the bizarre story of how he met his father who happened to be living right across the street. T.O. also shares some lighter moments as he and Bensinger discuss his admiration of Jerry Rice and his flamboyant touchdown celebrations. In the episode, Bensinger and T.O. go bowling together, and T.O. expresses his desire to become a professional bowler.
  

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• ‘Almost Human’ Co-Showrunner Naren Shankar Exits
   

• The X-Files Turns 20: We've Picked Our Favorite Spooky, Seminal Episodes — What Are Yours?
  
  

• Ausiello Spoilers
   

• BETTY WHITE, TAYLOR SWIFT, BREAKING BAD, AND MORE EARN TOP ENTERTAINMENT HONORS IN NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS® 2014 EDITION
  New Book Celebrates Incredible Tenure of Actress Betty White, Crowning Her the Queen of Television
  Photo: http://tvmegasite.net/images/primetime/promo/bettywhite.jpg
  PHOTO CREDIT: James Ellerker/Guinness World Records
  NEW YORK - September 4th, 2013 – What do Hollywood icon Betty White and ‘drug lord Walter White’ have in common? They’re both in the new GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS 2014 edition! Arriving in stores on September 12th, the book features both legendary actors and young upstarts at the top of their game as they achieve unparalleled success in the film, television, and music industries.
  The inimitable Betty White has proved that ‘age is nothing but a number’ by earning the record for “Longest TV Career for an Entertainer (Female)” spanning 74 years of work in the industry. Making her debut in 1939, the queen of the small screen has appeared in some of television’s most popular shows, including The Golden Girls, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and The Carol Burnett Show. Currently starring in Hot in Cleveland, the legendary 91-year-old entertainer shows no signs of stopping!
  “I was astounded when [GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS] called to tell me. Who? Me!?! It’s such as honor. The book has always been fascinating to me. I can’t believe I’m now associated with it,” says White of her appearance in the 2014 edition. She advises fledgling actors to “do their homework and take the time to appreciate their profession. It is a privilege to do what we do.”
   

• Stan Lee's Superhumans™- Season Two The spectacular HISTORY® series starring comic book legend Stan Lee (Spider-Man, X-Men, The Avengers) is back when Stan Lee's Superhumans™- Season Two arrives on DVD November 12 from Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Stan Lee and Daniel Browning Smith (aka "The Rubber Boy") guide viewers through the long history of people with extraordinary powers, and witness these "superhumans" undergoing tests to try and explain their amazing gifts. Get a behind-the-scenes look at all the fascinating superhumans with this four-disc collection, including 13 never-before-seen-on-TV bonus scenes. Stan Lee's Superhumans - Season Two will be available in a 4-disc DVD set for the suggested retail price of $24.98.
  Throughout history, the forces of evolution and genetic mutation have endowed humans with astonishing new abilities and features. It's a process that continues to this day, and nowhere is it more evident than in the fascinating world of Stan Lee's Superhumans. Co-hosted by Stan Lee, the legendary creator of X-Men, the series scours the globe for the real-life counterparts of Lee's characters - people with unique genetic traits that translate into remarkable powers. These include a Shaolin monk with an unbreakable body, a man who may be the greatest jumper in the world and another who can control sharks.
   

• SONS OF ANARCHY ROLLS OUT “ANARCHY AFTERWORD” WEB SHOW
  FX’s Hit Drama Will Debut Live Web Post-Show After Season 6 Premiere
  Fans Can Watch Online at www.anarchyafterword.com
  LOS ANGELES, September 6, 2013 – FX’s top-rated drama Sons of Anarchy will debut a live web post-show, “Anarchy Afterword,” immediately following the Season 6 premiere on Tuesday, September 10th at 11:30 PM ET/8:30 PM PT. Hosted by comedian Chris Franjola (Chelsea Lately) from the SOA set, “Anarchy Afterword” will stream live at www.anarchyafterword.com and feature uncensored interviews with Sons of Anarchy creator and Showrunner Kurt Sutter, as well as a revolving roster of SOA cast members and celebrity guests.
  The premiere episode of “Afterword” will feature SOA series regulars Kim Coates (‘Tig’) and Jimmy Smits (‘Nero’), as well as Emmy® and Grammy®-nominated comedienne and actress Margaret Cho. Cho is currently touring with her new stand-up comedy show, Mother, and hosts her own podcast “Monsters of Talk.” More info can be found at http://www.margaretcho.com/
  Produced by Emmy nominated Mob Scene Creative + Productions, “Afterword” will stream live three times during Season 6 - following the season premiere, episode five on October 8th and the season finale on December 10th. The episodes will be posted online and remain there until one month after the season finale. In addition to watching online, fans of the show will have the opportunity to ask their own questions via a toll-free call-in number and the show’s official Twitter and Facebook pages.
   

• GET READY TO STIR UP SOME COOKING FUN AS WARNER BROS. HOME ENTERTAINMENT AND SESAME WORKSHOP RELEASE
  SESAME STREET: C IS FOR COOKING DVD SEPTEMBER 10, 2013!
  Plus Full-Length Bonus Adventure “Elmo’s Magic Cookbook” and Special Appearance by Amy Adams
  BURBANK, CA (August 6th, 2013) – Bon Appétit! Buon Appetito! Come discover what all of your favorite Sesame Street friends are stirring up as Warner Bros. Home Entertainment and Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit educational organization, release Sesame Street: C is for Cooking on DVD September 10, 2013 for $14.98 SRP. This DVD includes memorable songs and stories about how eating healthy can be beneficial and delicious for children! This release will also be available for digital download.
  Sesame Street: C is for Cooking is an exciting new DVD featuring the hilarious Cookie Monster and lovable Elmo in the kitchen. Sesame Street C is for Cooking provides a great opportunity for children to learn about healthy foods, the excitement and enjoyment of trying new foods and the difference between foods that are okay to eat some of the time and foods that are okay to eat all of the time. This home video also promotes math skills, such as counting, addition and measuring, as well cognitive reasoning skills such as following the steps of a recipe. Kids will discover how to make sushi, bread and oatmeal cookies, and then, join Murray as he takes a trip to cooking school. Elmo, Cookie Monster, Big Bird and the rest of your Sesame Street friends help children learn all about healthy eating through simple yet scrumptious recipes. And, just when you think the fun is over, Elmo teaches kids how to make refreshing fruit juice popsicles! Amy Adams also makes a guest appearance and provides her favorite healthy cooking tips for parents and children alike. It is a flavor-packed feature that will surely become a favorite!
   

• TELEVISION’S #1 SERIES WARNER BROS. HOME ENTERTAINMENT
  GETS SET TO RELEASE THE BIG BANG THEORY: THE COMPLETE SIXTH SEASON
  ON DVD AND BLU-RAYTM COMBO PACK SEPTEMBER 10, 2013
  Get Ready For All 24 Episodes from Season Six Read Our Review!
  Plus All-New Behind-The-Scenes Extras
  Blu-rayTM Combo Pack Features Three
  Ways to Watch – Blu-rayTM + DVD + UltraVioletTM
  Burbank, CA (August 1, 2013) – This is no hypothesis; the fact is audiences can’t get enough of television’s funniest scientists. The ideal comedy experiment continues as Warner Bros. Home Entertainment (WBHE) releases The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Sixth Season on DVD and Blu-rayTM Combo Pack on September 10, 2013. In its sixth season on CBS, The Big Bang Theory ranks as TV’s #1 entertainment series in America among Adults 18-49 and 25-54, reaching nearly 19 million Total Viewers per week, representing an 18% increase in viewership over Season Five*. The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Sixth Season will be available for an SRP of $44.98 on DVD and $54.97 on Blu-rayTM Combo Pack.
  In The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Sixth Season, fun discoveries multiply. Leonard learns that jealousy is bad for a relationship (with Penny) but science is good for seduction (of Penny). Howard finds life in the International Space Station is no escape from terrestrial turmoil between his mom and his new wife Bernadette. Raj meets someone special who may be a good match, if he can keep her from fleeing mid-date. And then there’s Sheldon. He learns what not to say after facing harassment charges or competing for tenure at work and how Dungeons & Dragons can be the icebreaker his relationship with Amy needs.
   

• Tom Selleck Returns When Blue Bloods: The Third Season Arrives to DVD on September 10
  BLUE BLOODS The Third Season- Packed With Exclusive Special Features, The Multi-Generational Cop Drama Returns To DVD September 10  Read our Review!
  Headlined by Tom Selleck and Donnie Wahlberg, the riveting family drama Blue Bloods – The Third Season arrives on DVD September 10th from CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution. Following the Reagans, a multi-generational family of cops dedicated to New York City law enforcement, the fan-favorite series also stars Bridget Moynahan, Will Estes, Amy Carlson, Sami Gayle and Len Cariou. In addition to all 23 episodes of the third season, the six-disc DVD collection boasts exclusive featurettes!
   

• GLOBAL CYBERTERRORISM BECOMES A REALITY
  DELETE Emmy Award© Winners Seth Green And Gil Bellows Star In The DOOMSDAY Thriller Arriving On Blu-ray and DVD September 10 From Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment And Sonar Entertainment
  UNIVERSAL CITY, CA – Humanity is threatened when machines become dangerously self-aware in Delete, crashing onto Blu-ray and DVD September 10 from Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment and Sonar Entertainment. Directed by Emmy© nominee Steve Barron (“Merlin”) and starring Emmy Award© winner Seth Green (“Family Guy”), Emmy Award© winner Gil Bellows (“Ally McBeal”), Keir Gilchrist (“United States of Tara”), Janet Kidder (“The Killing”), Matt Frewer (“Orphan Black”), Erin Karpluk (“Being Erica”) and Ryan Robbins (Sanctuary), this is the fourth earth-shattering installment in the ongoing Doomsday Series, featuring five epic 4-hour end of the world experiences. Delete original premiered August 19 on ReelzChannel.
  When reporter Jessica Taylor (Karpluk) and her hacker friend Daniel (Gilchrist) discover a viral threat to be the source of a nearly triggered nuclear reactor meltdown, they soon realize there is more to the story than just a computer malfunction. As chaos begins to reign across the globe, it becomes apparent that artificial intelligence has turned into a conscious entity with the sole purpose of destroying the world, one disaster at a time. With mankind facing possible extinction, the only way to save the world is to create a second form of artificial intelligence that is just as alive, just as intelligent and just as dangerous.
   

• Boardwalk Empire Volume 2 Soundtrack for Free Streaming on Rdio!
  Season 4 of the highly-acclaimed HBO Original Series Boardwalk Empire is kicking off soon, and music streaming service Rdio has the second volume of music from the celebrated show for free streaming today! Check out the link and track listing below to listen to the Boardwalk Empire Volume 2 soundtrack to get excited for the premiere on Sunday, September 8. https://rd.io/i/QXgPYCJsGNo/
  Boardwalk Empire (Volume 2 / Music From The HBO Original Series)
   

• Warren Buffett's SECRET MILLIONAIRES CLUB VOLUME TWO Arrives On DVD On September 10
  WARREN BUFFETT shows KIDS how TO INVEST IN THEMSELVES In The Animated Series
  SECRET MILLIONAIRES CLUB
  Volume Two
  Kids Learn Realistic Life Lessons About Earning and Saving With Exciting New Episodes Debuting On DVD September 10 From Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment And A Squared Entertainment
  Blast off with the business-savvy group of friends as they put on their astronaut suits and go on a space-filled adventure! This out-of –this world animated TV series, Secret Millionaires Club: Volume Two, arrives on DVD September 10 from Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment and A Squared Entertainment. With money guru Warren Buffett as their mentor, Radley discovers that his passion for space can help others, Elena, Jones and Lisa learn that in business it’s always good to know your competition and they learn about the value of loyal customers. Secret Millionaires Club Volume Two DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $14.93.
   

• Youtoo Technologies Partners With OK! TV To Give Viewers The Chance To Be On TV For The First Time  Los Angeles (June 5, 2013) - Youtoo Technologies, the leader in interactive television, has integrated its interactive video technology into OK! TV, a nationally syndicated, daily ½ hour entertainment TV show debuting across the country September 9, 2013. This is the first time the audience will be able to directly interact with their favorite entertainment show.
  OK! TV will utilize Youtoo Technologies to allow viewers to record video online and through a Facebook and mobile application in response to various questions asked by producers and the hosts. Producers will then publish this user-generated content to social networking sites, as well as mobile and Facebook apps and give viewers the chance to vote and comment in real time on approved videos created by others. OK! TV will also cover updates on Youtoo Technologies throughout the first season of programming.
  In regards to the announcement, Chris Wyatt, Chief Executive Officer, Youtoo Technologies stated, “We are excited to integrate OK! TV with Youtoo Technologies and look forward to engaging viewers directly with their favorite programming.” 
  “As a show that covers entertainment, gossip and lifestyles of today’s favorite stars, the new media landscape is all about participation and social has proven celebrities can rise from unexpected places—even their living rooms!” said Michael Kelley, OK! TV’s executive producer for multi-platforms.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC MISTRESSES (9/2; TIME CHANGE)
  THE JUDGE DELIVERS A SHOCKING RULING IN KAREN'S CASE, LUCY GOES MISSING, JOSS TRIES TO SALVAGE THINGS WITH ALEX, AND SAVI AND DOM GROW CLOSER, ON THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF ABC'S "MISTRESSES"
  "When One Door Closes . . . ." - The judge delivers a shocking ruling in Grey Vs Kim. While the case is closed, there is even more trouble on the horizon for Karen; Paul (Dondre' T. Whitfield) helps a frantic April search for Lucy after the school reports that she's gone missing; Joss tries to salvage her relationship with Alex after she learns Joss slept with Olivier (Mike Dopud); and Savi is receptive to Dom's advances, and accepts the fact that Harry is no longer part of her life . . . until she learns some disturbing news about the state of Harry's restaurant, in the penultimate episode of "Mistresses," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Penelope Ann Miller guest stars as Elizabeth Grey.
  Note: This program replaces "Castle: The Fast and the Furriest" which moves to 10:00 p.m.
  Guest starring are Penelope Ann Miller as Elizabeth Grey, Cameron Bender as Richard, Mike Dopud as Olivier, Dondre' T. Whitfield as Paul Malloy, Gary Dourdan as Anthony Newsome, Matthew Del Negro as Jacob, Shannyn Sossamon as Alex, Tehmina Sunny as Natalie, J.R. Cacia as Jeff, Ashley Newbrough as Krya and John Pleshette as Judge Kavanaugh.
  "When One Door Closes . . . ." was written by Rina Mimoun and directed by Constantine Makris.
   

• ABC ROOKIE BLUE: Under Fire (9/5)
  A SHOOTER DETERMINES IT'S PAYBACK TIME, LAUNCHING A DEVASTATING ATTACK ON 15 DIVISION, ON ABC'S "ROOKIE BLUE"
  Gregory Smith Directs This Episode
  "Under Fire" - Andy and Chloe are blindsided by an unseen shooter when they respond to a routine 911 call. When more shots are fired at a subsequent emergency call, the officers realize that 15 Division is being targeted by someone out for revenge. The clock is ticking as the squad tries to serve and protect, while running down suspects. Meanwhile, Oliver comes face to face with the shooter in a gut-wrenching, life-changing moment, on "Rookie Blue," THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring in "Under Fire" is Clé Bennett as Wesley Cole, Eric Johnson as Luke Callaghan, Emily Hampshire as Celery, Aliyah O'Brien as Holly, Michael Cram as Kevin Ford and Adam MacDonald as Steve Peck.
  "Under Fire" was written by Russ Cochrane and directed by Gregory Smith.
   

• ABC Family ON THE SUMMER FINALE OF "BABY DADDY" (9/4)
  BEN PLANS THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY FOR RILEY AND THE BABY MAMA IS BACKON THE SUMMER FINALE OF “BABY DADDY,” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4THAT 8:30PM ET/PT ON ABC FAMILY
  Lacey Chabert (“Mean Girls,” “Party of Five”) and Mimi Gianopulos (“What to Expect When You’re Expecting”) Guest Star
  Burbank, CA – (August 16, 2013) – Ben organizes the perfect birthday for Riley but his plans go awry and Emma’s mother makes an appearance on the summer finale of “Baby Daddy,” airing Wednesday, September 4th, at 8:30pm ET/PT on ABC Family.
  In the episode titled “Surprise!,” Ben learns why Riley doesn’t like celebrating her birthday and it’s all his fault. He knows he needs to make it up to her and plans a perfect birthday surprise, but in typical Ben Wheeler fashion, disaster ensues. Bonnie realizes she may have made a mistake in filing Emma’s parental rights paperwork and Ben doesn’t officially have sole custody. Bonnie enlists Tucker’s help in tracking down Emma’s mother, Angela (played by Mimi Gianopulos), to re-sign the papers, but bringing this baby mama back into their lives may spell trouble. Meanwhile, Amy (played by Lacey Chabert) calls Danny on his lingering feelings for Riley. The episode was written by “Baby Daddy” Creator and Executive Producer Dan Berendsen.
  “Baby Daddy” stars Jean-Luc Bilodeau (“Kyle XY”), Derek Theler (“90210”), Tahj Mowry (“The Game”) with Melissa Peterman (“Reba”) and Chelsea Kane (“Dancing with the Stars,” “Jonas LA”). The series is created and executive produced by Dan Berendsen (“The Nine Lives of Chloe King,” “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch” and “Hannah Montana: The Movie”). “Baby Daddy” is a multi-camera comedy that shoots in front of a live studio audience in Los Angeles.
  ABC Family Holiday Special: Melissa & Joey and Baby Daddy Episodes
  We hope you enjoyed last night’s hilarious and adorable summer finales of Melissa & Joey and Baby Daddy :) ABC Family’s comedy block will return this December with special holiday episodes of each series as a part of the 25 Days of Christmas! Video
   

• AMC Breaking Bad "Rabid Dog" Sunday September 1 9/8c
  An unusual strategy flourishes; potentially life-changing plans are set in motion. Sneak Peek
  Breaking Bad Interviews | Aaron Paul, Anna Gunn, Betsy Brandt 
  Q&A – Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman)
  Aaron Paul, who plays Jesse Pinkman on AMC’s Breaking Bad, talks about some tattoo ideas from the show and imagines how Jesse would fare during a zombie apocalypse.
  Q&A – Anna Gunn (Skyler White)
  Anna Gunn, who plays Skyler on Breaking Bad, talks about what it's really like to eat dinner with Aaron Paul and a blooper that made it into an episode's final cut.
  Q&A – Betsy Brandt (Marie Schrader)
  Breaking Bad's Betsy Brandt talks about her favorite Hank and Marie scene and the scary phone call she received from a producer between seasons.
   

• AMC Low Winter Sun starts at: 7:04 "Catacombs"
  Frank enters a dark new world in search of Katia; Geddes deals with family issues; tension mounts in the Blind Pig.
   

• Cartoon Network Season Five of "Regular Show" premieres Monday, September 2 at 7:30 p.m. (ET, PT) on Cartoon Network
  In the premiere episode, Mordecai and Rigby get pulled over during a road trip to return Margaret’s sweater.
  Fist Pump! Season Five of Regular Show premieres
  Monday, September 2, at 7:30 p.m. (ET, PT) on Cartoon Network
  Regular Show, Cartoon Network's Emmy® Award-winning animated comedy series featuring best friends Mordecai, a six-foot-tall blue jay and Rigby, a hyperactive raccoon, returns for an all-new season Monday, September 2, 2013 at 7:30 p.m. (ET, PT).
  Now that Mordecai’s paramour Margaret is gone, who knows what’s in store for this forlorn blue jay! New episodes of Regular Show will also feature a special Halloween episode, a 30-minute Thanksgiving special Regular Show style, and an illuminating glimpse into Skips' past.
   

• Cartoon Network Uncle Grandpa Brings Joy, Wonder and His Magical RV to Cartoon Network
  New Series Premieres Monday, September 2 at 8 p.m. (ET, PT)
  GOOD MORNIN’! Uncle Grandpa, the newest original animated comedy from Cartoon Network Studios, will premiere this Labor Day on Cartoon Network. Accompanying fan-favorites Adventure Time, Regular Show and MAD, the hilarious Uncle Grandpa will join a powerhouse comedic lineup at 8 p.m. (ET, PT) every Monday.
  Uncle Grandpa is a show about everyone’s “magical” uncle and grandpa who travels around the world in a mystical RV. His mission is to help people however, wherever and whenever they need it. Through his child-like and innocent ways, he finds unusual solutions to everyday situations, even if there was never an issue in the first place. An eternal optimist, Uncle Grandpa’s glass is always full of something delicious and he’s always ready to greet the day (and everything and everyone) with his signature, “GOOD MORNIN’!” Uncle Grandpa is created by Pete Browngardt (Secret Mountain Fort Awesome), who also voices the eponymous character. Audie Harrison (The Golden Compass) serves as creative director.
  Joining Uncle Grandpa are Belly Bag, his right-hand man who happens to be his fanny pack, voiced by Eric Bauza (Ben 10 Omniverse), Mr. Gus, a dinosaur person who Uncle Grandpa rescued from extinction when he was merely a tiny egg, voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson (Green Lantern: The Animated Series), Pizza Steve, an egotistical slice of pizza in sunglasses voiced by Adam Devine (Workaholics, Pitch Perfect) and a realistic flying tiger powered by rainbow propulsion named Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. Together, this eclectic bunch is there to aid Uncle Grandpa on his various journeys, whether by providing a voice of reason or encouraging even more fantastical adventure.
  The series has an exciting new format, with each quarter-hour episode containing a main story, fun bumpers and a unique original short. Uncle Grandpa will have a strong digital and social media presence, with original games on CartoonNetwork.com and shareable GIFs for Facebook and Twitter.
   

• Cartoon Network   'Futurama' Series Finale Gets Pair of Chris Hardwick-Hosted Companion Shows
   

• CBS BIG JIM FORMS A MANHUNT FOR BARBIE AFTER HE CONVINCES THE TOWN THAT HE’S THE ONE WITH BLOOD ON HIS HANDS, ON “UNDER THE DOME,” MONDAY, SEPT. 2
  Natalie Zea Guest Stars as Maxine
  “Speak of the Devil” – Big Jim turns the town against Barbie when the truth about his past is revealed. Meanwhile, Maxine makes it personal when she confronts Barbie’s closest ally, on UNDER THE DOME, Monday, Sept. 2 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Natalie Zea guest stars as Maxine.
  WRITTEN BY: Scott Gold
  DIRECTED BY: David Barrett
   

• CBS ALL ROADS LEAD TO DEAD ENDS WHEN CARRIE AND AL INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A YOUNG MAN FOUND IN A SPORTS CAR, ON “UNFORGETTABLE,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 1
  “Line Up or Shut Up” – When a young man is found dead in an expensive sports car he was delivering to a diplomat, each clue leads Carrie and Al to yet another possible motive for the murder, on UNFORGETTABLE, Sunday, Sept. 1 (9:00 – 10:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Sam Montgomery
  DIRECTED BY: David Platt
   

• Crackle Check out Original Film EXTRACTION on Crackle.com NOW
  Available today on Crackle is EXTRACTION, the first original, feature-length, digital film for the multi-platform digital entertainment network, starring Jon Foo (TEKKEN), Falk Hentschel (WHITE HOUSE DOWN), Vinnie Jones (LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS), Joanne Kelly (WAREHOUSE 13), with Sean Astin (LORD OF THE RINGS) and Danny Glover (LETHAL WEAPON).
  A martial arts action thriller, EXTRACTION follows Black Ops specialist Lt. Mercy Callo (Jon Foo), the sole survivor of a botched ultra-classified prisoner extraction mission, who must escape a maximum-security prison along with his high-value target in-hand to stop a terrorist plot on American soil. Lt. Callo is a highly trained military professional, yet this particular operation – under the direction of Col. Quentin Harding (Danny Glover) and Kyle Black (Sean Astin) – hits close to home since he must extract, and keep alive, the terrorist who murdered his family. This action thriller is written and directed by Tony Giglio and executive produced by Justin Bursch, Mike Callaghan and Reuben Liber. 
  EXTRACTION is a fast-paced thriller involving karate, mixed martial arts, hand-to-hand combat and boxing, with all stunts completed by the actors themselves. Packed with non-stop action, EXTRACTION is available now on Crackle.com and all Crackle platforms.
  Crackle, the multi-platform entertainment network, is the only service offering hundreds of TV series and Hollywood movies full-length, unedited, on demand and 100% free across multiple platforms and services. Watch EXTRACTION now on Crackle.com at http://www.crackle.com/c/extraction .
   

• FX THE BRIDGE airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Beyond The Bridge: Mid-Season Recap The cast takes you Beyond The Bridge for an in-depth look inside the first half of the season. The Bridge, all new episodes Wednesdays at 10p only on FX.
  Crime Scene: Week 7 On the border, discussions with suspects often become explosive. Watch The Bridge Crime Scene: Week 7 and see how threats turn to action. All new episodes Wednesdays at 10p only on FX.
  Next On: “The Beetle” Marco reconnects with a friend from his past and races to save his family. Charlotte responds to her biggest threat. Linder reveals his true feelings.
   

• FX WILFRED concludes its third season next Thursday, September 5 at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Season Finale: “Regrets” In the season finale, Jenna bars Ryan from seeing Wilfred when he needs him most.
  Wilfred BTS: Elijah Answer your Tweets #3 Elijah takes a moment to answer another Twitter question...
   

• FXX Networks’ hit original comedy series, IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA returns for its ninth season Wednesday, September 4 at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FXX. Many romos:
  Brain New Channel … Same Sunny.
  Change How do you define more X? Like this.
  Effect Listen to the sweet sounds of Sunny moving to FXX.
  Fashion Sunny’s back for an all new season on an all new network? Good call.
  Have Fun Sunny is finally moving out of the basement to their new home on FXX.
  Indulge The Gang’s staying in Philly, they’re just changing channels.
  Montage What is Sunny bringing to FXX? Simple. More X!
  Still Hot New season, new night, new channel … still hot.
  Tasteless Sunny is changing channels, but not their tasteful humor.
  Which One What channel is Sunny moving to this Sept? FXX ... FXX … We said FXX! The Gang returns Wednesday, September 4 at 10p on the all new FXX.
  Movement The movement. You shall feel it.
  Migration It’s time. Bejaka förändring!
  Alltid Change. The location has. Laughter. It remains.
  Det Suger Talar du Svenska? Understand.
  Discord For your lonely autumn evenings …
  Door The power of written word. What does it move?
  Change September. Leaves die. Others start anew.
  Mac Moving? MOVING!!!! Moving? Moving.
  Reflektion My reflection is reflecting my reflection.
   

• FXX We’ve just posted ten new promos for FX Networks’ hit original comedy series, THE LEAGUE, which returns for its fifth season Wednesday, September 4 at 10:30 PM ET/PT only on FXX.
  Boxes New season, new night, new channel … same desperation!
  Crib What’s FXX? It’s The League’s new crib. Criiiiiiibbbbssss!
  Pool Talk The League is moving to FXX? Good thing they hired professionals to help.
  Family Only The League could make moving competitive. The all new season kicks off on FXX September 4 at 10:30p. http://youtu.be/h6bFOAI9Kow
  Neighborhood The League is moving to the FXX neighborhood. Beware of their gifts.
  Ring The members of The League? They’ll do anything to feel like a champion.
  Shrimp How will you tell the world The League is moving to FXX? Well, don’t take Taco’s advice. The fight for the Shiva moves to FXX for an all new season Wednesday, September 4 at 10:30p.
  Station Wagon The League is packing up the car and moving to FXX … are we there yet? How bout now?
  Tell People What’s the best way to tell people The League is moving to FXX? Taco has an idea.
  Unpacking The League is moving to FXX … and also into your living room. The all new season kicks off September 4 at 10:30p on FXX!
  Camera Do you or a loved one suffer from not being able to find FXX? Join J.J. Watt and fight back.
  Testimonial Do you want to help the needy? It’s time to make a difference. Join Greg Jennings and help a loved one find The League on the all new FXX. GetFXX.com.
   

• Lifetime Movie Network DAWSON'S CREEK ALUM TO STAR IN "SECRET LIAISONS" TO PREMIERE ON LMN SEPT. 6.
  “SECRET LIAISONS” STARRING MEREDITH MONROE (“Dawson’s Creek”) TO PREMIERE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 ON LMN
  Fans of “Dawson’s Creek” will get to see a different side of Meredith Monroe when she stars in “Secret Liaisons,” a World Premiere airing Friday, Sept. 6, 8pm ET/PT on LMN (Lifetime Movie Network). In the murder mystery, Meredith plays Samantha Simms, a Los Angeles-based attorney, who arrives in Seattle at the request of her former boyfriend, Brad (Rick Ravenello, “True Justice,” “Weeds”) to represent her younger sister, Brenda (Nicole La Plaga, “John Tucker Must Die”) who is being charged with murdering her boyfriend.
  Brenda pleads Not Guilty and tells Samantha that she is being blackmailed by a group of very powerful people and if she doesn’t leave town, she will be killed.
  When Brenda goes missing, Samantha has 24 hours to find her or she will be arrested for murder.
  Working with Brad, a police detective, Samantha uncovers a plot that involves a senate candidate (Lochlyn Munro, “Longmire,” “White Chicks”), his wife Julia Benson (“SGU Stargate Universe”) and a very aggressive body guard (actor/stuntman) Paul Lazenby (“King & Maxwell,” “Arrow”).
  Samantha does a little digging and when she gets too close to the truth, she finds herself and Brad in hot water and it’s not cooling off any time soon.
   

• Lifetime The gossip is true… the two Gossip Girl sweethearts are reuniting in Lifetime’s new thriller movie A Sister’s Nightmare alongside veteran actress Natasha Henstridge (The Whole Nine Yards) and Disney star Peyton List (Jessie). Set to debut Saturday, September 7 at 8 pm, A Sister’s Nightmare centers on an intense sibling rivalry and dark family secrets. After fifteen years of hospitalization for being criminally insane, Cassidy (Henstridge) is finally released and reenters the life of her younger sister, Jane (Rutherford). But when a dangerous rivalry and past familiarities return, Jane is unable to prove her sister is still harmful to society and takes matters into her own hands to protect her family.  With an all-star cast, a thrilling plot and an undeniable charm between Rutherford and Settle, A Sister’s Nightmare promises to captivate and shock audiences.  Photo
   

• NBC "SIBERIA" "ONE BY ONE"
  09/02/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : THE EFFECTS OF STARVATION AND THE ABJECT FEAR OF THEIR LIKELY DEMISE DRIVE THE BEHAVIOR OF THE REMAINING CONTESTANTS - (Joyce Giraud), Daniel (Daniel David Sutton), Sam (Sam Dobbins)and Johnny (Johnny Wactor) look for power at the research station and make a horrifying and grisly discovery. Meanwhile back at the cabins, one of the missing contestants returns with a story that shocks Sabina (Sabina Akhmedova) and Neeko (Neeko O.J. Skervin) and forces them to take defensive action, including a renewed search for the missing rifle. The distance and separation between the groups becomes more stark as the settlers face starvation and attack by unseen forces, while the group at the research station enjoys relative comfort and learns more about the mysterious history of the Siberian wilderness.
   

• NBC "CAMP" "CIT OVERNIGHT"
  09/04/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : THE CITs PREPARE FOR THE ANNUAL RITE OF PASSAGE – THE CIT ‘OVERNIGHT’– The CITs prepare for their overnight on Bear Mountain, the final rite of passage before becoming certified Little Otter Counselors. Buzz (Charles Grounds) plans for a big night of survival, bonding and losing his virginity. Chloe (Natasha Bassett) keeps interrupting Kip (Thom Green) and Marina’s (Lily Sullivan) alone time and the two decide to come clean to her about their relationship. Robbie (Tim Pocock) encounters two French backpackers who take him on an interesting journey. Back at Little Otter, Mack (Rachel Griffiths) discovers that Cole (Nikolai Nikolaeff) is considering a job with Roger (Rodger Corser) at Ridgefield Alaska. Dena Kaplan and Charlotte Nicdao also star.
  A Second Chance? - Camp Promo Things heat up between Roger and Mack on the next Camp, Wednesday at 10/9c on NBC.
   

• NBC "DO NO HARM" "THIS IS HOW IT ENDS"
  09/07/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : Jason's (Steven Pasquale) brain surgery is about to begin, a neurotransmitter implant that will "cut out" Ian (also Steven Pasquale) for good, however due to the blackout drug he has taken for years, Jason is immune to the normal anesthetic. A much stronger drug is given to Jason and in the midst of his twilight sleep he flashes back to his childhood and the origin of Ian Price is finally revealed. Meanwhile, Jordan (Michael Esper) and Lena (Alana De La Garza) are on seperate tracks to uncover Jason's secrets all of which could prevent the surgery’s completion.
   

• REELZ Exploding Sun airs September 9 8:00pm
  From wikipedia: "Exploding Sun is a 2012 Canadian-American action film directed by Michael Robison and starring Julia Ormond, David James Elliott, Natalie Brown, Anthony Lemke.
  A privately owned spaceship with passengers, among them the president's wife, is on its maiden voyage flight around the Moon and back to Earth. When a massive solar storm blows the rocket out of the course, the ship moves forward without any control and takes a straight path toward the Sun and eventually burns as it nears. The Quantum scalar drive powering the ship is engineered to withstand extreme temperature survives the solar contact and throws the sun into a hyper active phase causing massive radiation bursts with devastating impacts on earth. Later half of the movie depicts these effects and peoples struggle to survive and find shelter.
  It is later revealed that the US military has copied and militarized the Quantum scalar drive and built a spaceship powered by Nuclear Pulse Propulsion to take the weapon to the orbit. The creator of the scalar drive teams up with a Nasa astronaut and reconfigures the weapon to counter the effects of the first one and drops it in the Sun. Sun cools down and the Earth is saved from further destruction."
  
  

• TNT Programming Alert Week of Sept. 2, 2013
  Rizzoli & Isles – "Judge, Jury & Executioner" – Tuesday, Sept. 3, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  A mock trial advisor (guest star A'da Alison Woolfolk) dies tragically during a competition. Meanwhile, Angela’s increased interest in selling brownies has Jane concerned that she may be hiding financial issues. And Tommy (guest star Colin Egglesfield) hires a lawyer (guest star Chris Coppola) to settle his claim against the Storrow Center. Doug Savant also guest-stars.
  Directed by Mark Haber Written by Y. Shireen Razack & Jill Goldsmith
  Developed by Janet Tamaro
  Based on the series of novels by Tess Gerritsen
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA… CATCH THE SEASON FINALE OF “SUMMER CAMP”
  BETRAYAL TAKES CENTER STAGE ON “COVERT AFFAIRS” & “SUITS”
  IT’S ELECTION DAY ON “ROYAL PAINS”
  FATE HANGS IN THE BALANCE AS “BURN NOTICE” HEADS TOWARDS ITS SHOCKING SERIES FINALE
  THE SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH CONTINUES ON ONE OF THIS SUMMER’S HOTTEST SHOWS, “GRACELAND”
  Summer may be drawing to a close but USA’s programming is in full swing! Tune in for the season finale of our new reality series, SUMMER CAMP, as well as powerful episodes from out bold dramas like COVERT AFFAIRS, SUITS, ROYAL PAINS, BURN NOTICE (penultimate episode) and GRACELAND. Finally, enjoy marathons from NCIS and LAW & ORDER: SVU as well as another heart-pounding episode of WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW.
  --TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3
  COVERT AFFAIRS – “I’ve Been Waiting For You” – 9/8c
  Annie (Piper Perabo) convinces Teo (guest star Manolo Cardona) to turn on one of his own in the hopes of bringing Henry (guest star Henry Wilcox) down. After Joan (Kari Matchett) makes a stunning decision, Calder (Hill Harper) begins to show his true colors. Auggie (Christopher Gorham) lands in hot water.
  The series also stars Peter Gallagher.
  Social TV: As fans watch their favorite spies, they can use their mobile devices to access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3
  SUITS – “Endgame” – 10/9c
  As Ava Hessington’s (guest star Michelle Fairley) murder trial begins, Harvey (Gabriel Macht), Mike (Patrick J. Adams) and Jessica (Gina Torres) fight off betrayal from both inside the firm and out. Meanwhile, Louis (Rick Hoffman) and Donna (Sarah Rafferty) seek to even the score with those who have done them wrong.
  Guest Stars: Gary Cole, Conleth Hill, Max Beesley, Neil Brown Jr.
  The series also stars Meghan Markle.
  Social TV: As the legal drama at Person Darby Specter unfolds, Suitors can use their mobile devices to access exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4
  ROYAL PAINS – “A Trismus Story” – 9/8c
  It’s Election Day and HankMed treats a thrill‐seeking Hamptons reporter (guest star Laura Bell Bundy), who isn’t about to let her health interrupt her innovative election coverage. Evan (Paulo Costanzo) and Paige (Brooke D’Orsay) are shocked when the political mudslinging throws their relationship into question. As Don’s (recurring guest star Brad Beyer) condition improves, Hank (Mark Feuerstein) wonders if Molly’s (recurring guest star Alexandra Socha) behavioral problems may be more than simple teenage angst. And Jeremiah (Ben Shenkman) comes to a disturbing realization when Shelby (recurring guest star Laura Benanti) starts asking questions about Hank’s use of pain medication.
  Guest Stars: Laura Bell Bundy, Frances Conroy, Brad Beyer, Matt Malloy
  The series also stars Reshma Shetty.
  Social TV: As viewers watch the Hampton’s favorite doctor in action, they can use their mobile devices to visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
  BURN NOTICE – “Sea Change” – 9/8c
  Worlds collide after Michael (Jeffrey Donovan) is forced to expose his true identity to James (guest star John Pyper-Ferguson) and Sonya (guest star Alona Tal). Fearing he may be in too deep, Fiona (Gabrielle Anwar), Sam (Bruce Campbell), and Jesse (Coby Bell) enact a plan to get him out before it’s too late. As Michael plays both sides in his struggle to keep the operation alive, loyalties are tested, beliefs are questioned... and fates are ultimately decided.
  Guest Stars: Jack Coleman, John Pyper-Ferguson
  The series also stars Sharon Gless.
  Social TV: Behind the Burn is a special second screen experience looking back at the explosive moments in the show along with exclusive content about the episode in real time. Fans can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
  GRACELAND – “Happy Endings” – 10/9c
  Looking for the truth about Juan's (guest star Pedro Pascal) disappearance, Briggs (Daniel Sunjata) and Mike (Aaron Tveit) play a dangerous game of cat and mouse- forcing Briggs to make a major decision about his future.
  Guest Stars: Vincent Laresca, Billy Lush
  The series also stars Serinda Swan, Brandon Jay McLaren and Manny Montana.
  Social TV: Graceland: Undercover is a new second screen experience giving fans a window into the secret lives of federal agents as the plot unfolds on-air. Viewers can engage every week of the season via the web at www.gracelandundercover.tv or the new mobile and tablet apps for iOS, available in the Apple App Store.

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• ABC ABC FALL PREVIEW SPECIAL PRESENTED BY THE CHEW (9/1)
  STARS FROM ABC'S MOST ANTICIPATED NEW SHOWS ARE FEATURED ON THE "ABC FALL PREVIEW SPECIAL PRESENTED BY THE CHEW," AIRING SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  The Cast of "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." Together For Their First-Ever Television Interview
  James Caan, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Jeff Garlin, Malin Akerman and Bradley Whitford Are Among Those Featured
  The "ABC Fall Preview Special Presented by The Chew," airing SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 (7:00-8:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network, will offer viewers a sneak peek at the network's new fall primetime lineup. Hosted by entertaining and style guru Clinton Kelly from Walt Disney Studios in California, the hour-long special features exclusive interviews conducted by the hosts of "The Chew" with many of ABC's hottest stars, as well as first-look footage and behind-the-scenes access usually only accorded to television insiders. Featuring the casts of the highly anticipated new dramas "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.," "Lucky 7," "Betrayal," "Once Upon a Time in Wonderland," along with upcoming comedies "Super Fun Night," "Trophy Wife," "Back in the Game" and "The Goldbergs," there's something for everyone to enjoy this fall on ABC.
   
• ABC ON ABC’S SECRET MILLIONAIRE (9/1)
  WING LAM, CO-FOUNDER OF WAHOO'S FISH TACO, TRAVELS TO MOBILE, ALAMABA, ON ABC'S "SECRET MILLIONAIRE"
  "Wing Lam: Mobile, AL" - Wing Lam is co-founder of Wahoo's Fish Taco. With more than 60 restaurants in four states across the country, he made his first million when he was just 27 years old. Lam travels to Mobile, AL, a city still recovering from the devastating Gulf Oil Spill of 2010, with a mission to find deserving people and organizations in need. During his week-long visit, he meets a number of grass-roots organizations that touch and move him in amazing ways, including: Tri-Costal Community Outreach, a non-profit that provides immediate and long-term humanitarian services to low and moderate level income individuals and families in the Mobile area, as well as 15 Place, a day shelter that serves as a one-stop center for the homeless. The shelter offers meals, showers, laundry facilities and other assistance and programs to homeless men, women and children. Lam also meets a local crabber and spends time with his family, learning about the current state of the fishing industry. After a week of getting to know these people and organizations, he shares the surprise of a lifetime with them on "Secret Millionaire" SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Based on the hit UK series of the same name, each episode of "Secret Millionaire" follows one of America's most successful business people for one week as they leave behind their lavish lifestyles, sprawling mansions and luxury jets, conceal their true identities, and go to live and volunteer in some of the most impoverished and dangerous neighborhoods in the country. Their mission is to discover deserving individuals who continually sacrifice everything to help those in need, and ultimately encourage others to do the same. Throughout this incredible, life-changing experience, the Secret Millionaires attempt to remain undiscovered, coming face to face with extraordinary people battling the odds every day of their lives. On the final day, in an emotional and dramatic climax, they reveal their true identities. Ultimately, the millionaires each give away a great deal of their own money, changing lives forever and encouraging others to keep giving back.
   
• ABC MDA SHOW OF STRENGTH TELETHON (9/1)
  STARS ANNOUNCED FOR MDA TELETHON THIS LABOR DAY WEEKEND ON ABC
  Ryan Seacrest, Backstreet Boys, Darius Rucker, Paula Abdul, Enrique Iglesias, Matthew Morrison and Austin Mahone Among Those to Appear on Two-Hour Broadcast
  The Muscular Dystrophy Association has announced a star-studded celebrity lineup that will appear on its 48th annual telethon this Labor Day weekend, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Called "The MDA Show of Strength," the telethon will feature: Ryan Seacrest, Backstreet Boys, country stars Darius Rucker and Lee Ann Womack, "Glee" stars Matthew Morrison and Jessica Sanchez, Enrique Iglesias, Paula Abdul, teenage pop sensation Austin Mahone, hip-hop dance crew Jabbawockeez, Kenny Loggins with the Blue Sky Riders, American blues rock band Vintage Trouble and Universal recording artist and star from the "The Voice" Chris Mann.
  Additional presenters for the 2013 show include: ABC's Dr. Richard Besser, "Dancing with the Stars" Season 11 contestant and "Brady Bunch" mom Florence Henderson, Emmy Award-winning journalist Jann Carl, Olympic gold medal gymnasts Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, and "No Doubt" drummer Adrian Young and his son, Mason Young.
   
• ABC EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS: Bob - SEASON FINALE (9/3)
  AN OBESE POLICE DETECTIVE WITH MAJOR KNEE ISSUES MAY FACE UNEMPLOYMENT IF HE CANNOT SHED THE WEIGHT AND GET FIT, ON ABC'S "EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS"
  "Bob" - At nearly 450 pounds, Bob is a Wisconsin police officer in danger of losing his job. He is now required by the state to pass a "Fit for Duty" test, and in desperation he reaches out to Chris Powell for help. Though Chris takes him on, they hit a roadblock during the first workout when Bob re-injures his knee with a loud "pop!" and must decide whether to continue with the program or delay til next year. He commits to work on his weight loss and uses boxing and swimming as his main fitness regimens. At the 6-month mark, Bob and his wife, Kelly, travel to Paris to renew their vows, and Bob rides the last leg of the Tour de France with Chris. However, he injures his other knee before the year is out and must undergo surgery, which takes him away from the program for a full month. Can he lose the weight and save his job? Find out on on the Season Finale of "Extreme Weight Loss," TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   
• ABC Wednesday September 4
  ABC'S THE LOOKOUT 10:00-11:00pm TBA
   
• ABC WIPEOUT - Blind Date: Even Blinder (9/5)
  $100,000 AND TRUE LOVE ARE UP FOR GRABS ON AN ALL-NEW BLIND DATE EDITION OF ABC'S "WIPEOUT"
  "Blind Date: Even Blinder" - On this all-new special two-hour episode of "Wipeout," 24 men and women will be set up by matchmaker Jill Wagner and sent on the ultimate blind date under the most challenging circumstances. These 12 couples include a pair of "Foodies," a "Nurse and her Old Man," a "Disney Prince and Princess" and the "President and Queen." The contestants will test their chemistry on the most entertaining televised blind date ever, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on ABC. Their first test at love begins with the Qualifier round, where two can play that game on the "Love Birds," followed by a romantic first date activity at the "Ant Farm." Next, eight remaining couples must defeat the "Spinning Sweeper Arms" with the hopes of proceeding onto an all cash, no elimination round called the "Big Ball Bonanza." During this special round, the six teams will have to big ball like they've never big balled before for the chance at $5,000. Then the remaining couples will begin their night on the town in Wipeout City, crossing the "Bridge Over Troubled Water" and trying to survive the "Romantic Helicopter Ride" before facing the "Sugar Smacks." The two couples with the strongest physical chemistry will face the Wipeout Zone, but only one couple will have the most successful blind date and walk away with a whopping $100,000, while the other couples will leave broken up and empty-handed.
  "Wipeout" has successfully taped over 100 episodes, a feat we'll be celebrating all season long. In addition, the series recently won the 2013 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award for Favorite Reality Show for the second year in a row.
   
• ABC Saturday September 7 7:00 pm
  NASCAR Countdown All New
  NASCAR pre-race interviews and information.
   
• ABC Saturday September 7 7:30 pm
  NASCAR Racing All New
  Sprint Cup: Federated Auto Parts 400
  From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va.
   
• ABC Family ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF ABC FAMILY'S "THE VINEYARD" (9/3)
  ISLAND SECRETS HAVE A WAY OF GETTING OUT ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE VINEYARD” AIRING TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3rd at 10:00PM ET/PT
  Burbank, CA (August 29, 2013) – News of Jackie and Luis’ one-night stand threatens to destroy several relationships on an all-new episode of “The Vineyard,” airing Tuesday, September 3rd, at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.
  In “Secret’s Out,” Katie realizes she needs to be honest with Matt about her feelings for Luis and decides to go back to New York so she can tell him in person. Sophi finds herself in an unexpected relationship, but is hesitant to share her newfound happiness with her friends. A guilt-ridden Luis knows he has to be honest with Katie about his night with Jackie, but will he have the chance to tell her the truth before she hears it from someone else? Meanwhile, Daniel is crushed by Sophi’s rejection and Jon tells Emily something she’s been waiting to hear.
   
• AOL The third episode of Inspiration Point with Jonathan Adler airs today! In this episode, we visit Jonathan Adler’s workshop, “The Fantasy Factory”, and meet the team of creative elves who help make the magic happen. And no, it’s not the North Pole.
  Episode 3 The Fantasy Factory Air Date: TODAY, Friday, September 6
  Media Official Site Episode 3 Link
   
• AOL All-New Brewmaster Episode of SERVING INNOVATION Airs Today! (AOL On)
  The third episode of Serving Innovation airs today! In this episode we visit The Brooklyn Brewery and join brewmaster, Garrett Oliver, as he reflects on the wild and exhilarating ride of cultured beer tasting and discovering the world of brewing.
  Episode 3 GARRETT OLIVER, Brewmaster
  Air Date: TODAY, Thursday, September 5
  Digital Assets (Key Art, Images, Teaser, Banners) can be found on our Serving Innovation Digital Media File: Link  Official Site Episode 3 Link
   
• AOL THE SARTORIALIST Himself Premieres New Style Series TODAY! (AOL On)
  Celebrate the kickoff of New York Fashion Week with TODAY’s premiere of the newest AOL On Original series, The Sartorialist! Follow Scott Schuman, the Sartorialist himself, from the streets of NYC to the fashion capitals of Europe on his quest to capture the best in culture and fashion.
  For More Information About The Sartorialist… Digital Media File: http://media-file.net/aol/sartorialist/
  Official Site Episode 1 Live Link
   
• CBS Big Brother Wednesdays 8/7c, Thursdays 9/8c and Sundays 8/7c.
  Big Brother's Aaryn Confronted by Julie Chen for Racist Comments
   
• CBS TOP TALENT FROM TELEVISION, FILM AND SPORTS JOIN “TEACH,” A NEW TWO-HOUR SPECIAL CELEBRATING TEACHERS IN AMERICA, PREMIERING FRIDAY, SEPT. 6 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Jon Cryer, Anna Faris, Paul George, Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
  Allison Janney, Rashida Jones and Jerry O’Connell to Make Appearances in Special Television Event from Academy Award-Winning Filmmaker Davis Guggenheim and Participant Media
  Celebrities from film, television and professional sports will honor educators as part of TEACH, a new two-hour special that explores America’s education system through the eyes, minds and hearts of its most essential resource – teachers, which premieres Friday, Sept. 6 (8:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  Network stars Jon Cryer (TWO AND A HALF MEN), Anna Faris (MOM), Allison Janney (MOM) and Jerry O’Connell (WE ARE MEN), and Paul George (Indiana Pacers), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (“HitRECord on TV!,” “Don Jon”) and Rashida Jones (“The Awesomes,” “Parks and Recreation”) will appear on the broadcast, joining previously announced host and narrator Queen Latifah.
  The special, from Academy Award winner Davis Guggenheim (“The First Year,” “Waiting for Superman,” “An Inconvenient Truth”) and Participant Media, captures the essence of what it means to be a teacher through the lens and extensive footage of a year-in-the-life of four public school teachers.
   
• Chiller TV Media Alert - Real Fear 2: The Truth Behind (More) Movies
  REAL FEAR 2: THE TRUTH BEHIND (MORE) MOVIES PREMIERES FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 @ 9 PM ET ON CHILLER
  Special Probes The True Accounts That Inspired The Haunting in Connecticut, The Blair Witch Project, Fire in the Sky and A Nightmare on Elm Street
  NEW YORK – August 21, 2013 - On Friday, September 6 @ 9pm ET, Chiller presents the second installment of its successful Real Fear franchise with the premiere of Real Fear 2: The Truth Behind (More) Movies. In this two-hour special, paranormal investigators Richard Dolan, Katrina Weidman, John McGarry, Chris Holt and Becky Weingrad explore the terrifying factual stories that served as the basis for some of the scariest horror movies of all time. The team is also joined by renowned psychic Chip Coffey and paranormal researcher John Zaffis, who lend their expertise in analyzing the accounts.
  Through exclusive eyewitness interviews and reenactments of actual events, the team will uncover even more unbelievable tales, including gripping evidence of the paranormal activity that inspired The Haunting in Connecticut; the eyewitness reports of a winged creature that led to The Blair Witch Project; the terrifying UFO abduction claim behind Fire in the Sky and the series of mysterious deaths that inspired the chilling classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. The movies may be fiction, but the fear is very real!
   
• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 2, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 BREAKING POINTE — (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “This Ballet is Cursed” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  OPENING NIGHT — Plagued by mishaps and injuries, the dancers find themselves rattled after a disastrous dress rehearsal. Ian finds himself facing every dancer’s worst nightmare while Allison grows anxious wondering if Jonathan will show up to the performance. Rex continues to struggle with the foot injury that has been bothering him all season, and Christiana puts on a brave face for opening night (#207).
   
• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “Maggie Q” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  KILLING IT WITH COMEDY — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY MAGGIE Q (“NIKITA”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Nyima Funk (“SuperNews!”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#109).
   
• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 CAPTURE — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Reversal of Fortune” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  GAME CHANGE — Everyone is stunned when Game Master Luke announces a twist so big that it literally changes the outcome of the game. The hunters are blindsided by this new rule and struggle to adapt to the new conditions of the competition (#106).
  Supply Station Rush It's a mad dash for the best dishes of a food-filled supply station. Capture is all new Tuesday at 9/8c.
   
• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 PERFECT SCORE — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET)
  “Beauty Queen Battle” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  PAGEANT GIRLS/9 — In this episode, contestants Nia and Alici, who are beauty pageant queens and best friends, battle one another as they put the guys through the ringer while searching for their “Perfect Score.” The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries”). The episode was directed by Rob George (#101).
   
• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 PERFECT SCORE — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Pillow Fight!” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  PAJAMA PARTY — In this episode, contestants Charlie and Courtney insist that they are seeking a girl who is quick on her feet, intelligent and sweet. But, really they just want a lady who can handle herself in a pillow fight. The show is hosted by fan-favorite actress Arielle Kebbel (“John Tucker Must Die,” “The Vampire Diaries”). The episode was directed by Rob George (#108).
   
• The CW FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —
  (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl Who’s Scared of Clowns” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  ARGUMENTS AMONGST THE MODELS START AFFECTING THEIR SHOOTS — The guys play a prank on one of the girls, which throws her off her game. At a photo shoot where the models take on the nail art craze, things start to go badly when a few of the models who have become close get distracted after arguing (#2007). Photos
   
• Discovery Channel Sunday, September 1 10PM ET/PT – JUNGLE GOLD
  Scott and George reunite in Ghana and struggle to find a way to wash gold. Their mining partner Dave Thomas bails them out with an expensive solution but plots to take a bigger chunk of their gold.
   
• Discovery Channel Monday, September 2 9PM ET/PT – FAST N’ LOUD
  The Gas Monkey crew build NASCAR royalty Dale Earnhardt Jr a 1956 Chevy Nomad. While Richard and Aaron travel to Dale Jr's Carolina home with the Nomad, the crew finds ways to cool off in the Texas heat. Also, is a pumpkin Pantera a lemon?
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 3 9PM ET/PT – AMISH MAFIA
  Brother’s Keeper: Jolin goes to Levi for help with getting rid of Freeman. A crisis drives Merlin from Ohio to a secret Amish Healing Center in South Dakota. Wayne attempts to fill the void of Merlins' absence. Trying to get back into Levi’s good graces, Alvin handles a peeping tom situation in Lancaster. Alan discovers a way to strike a the heart of Levi's organization. Ether and Levi make a deal.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 3 10PM ET/PT – TICKLE Tickle’s Tackle is now open and the shine is selling faster than hotcakes, but a few bumps in the night have his workforce thinking the shop is haunted, word gets out and shine sales dry up. To give his revenue stream a ghost of a chacne, Tickle must act fast and convince his shine customers that the only spirits in his shop are the kind you drink.
   
• Discovery Channel Tuesday, September 3 10:30PM ET/PT – PORTER RIDGE
  Snakes On a Ridge: Terry freaks out when he finds a snake in one of his cars and enlists Dirty Andy to help him figure out a way to destroy what he is convinced is a reptile infestation.
   
• Discovery Channel Thursday, September 5 10PM ET/PT – AIRPLANE REPO
  No Rescue Repo: Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar -by hand. And down in Texas, sly fox Kevin Lacey embarks on a comedy of errors while attempting to liberate a Bell helicopter from it’s owner.
   
• Discovery Channel Schedule Changes: Discovery's JUNGLE GOLD Finale/BTS Special airing Friday; ALASKAN STEEL MEN, final episodes airing Sunday JUNGLE GOLD’s behind-the-scenes special will air this Friday, Sept. 6, at 8 PM. The 2-hour season finale of JUNGLE GOLD will follow from 9-11 PM.  In the high-charged finale, fortune seekers George and Scott (along with the production crew) are attacked by armed militia and forced to make an emergency evacuation.
  BEHIND-THE-SCENES SPECIAL: JUNGLE GOLD WILD RIDE Photo
  Friday, September 6, at 8 PM E/P on the Discovery Channel The production crew captures the untold story of the making of Jungle Gold featuring hostile confrontations, underground explosions, accidents in the jungle and torrential storms.2-HOUR SEASON FINALE: JUNGLE GOLD
  Friday, September 6, at 9 PM E/P on the Discovery Channel
  It’s the season finale episode and Scott and George are all set to mine their Fahiakobo gold claim. But an attack by armed militia on a neighboring site forces them, along with the entire production crew, to make a dangerous emergency evacuation.Video Preview
   
• On Discovery Fit & Health The Real-Life Case of the 40-Year-Old Virgin: MY SEX SURROGATE Premieres Saturday, September 7 at 9PM (ET/PT)
  Most people lose their virginity in their teens or early twenties. After all, sex is a natural part of life. But for 45-year-old Clive and 29-year-old Rosie, the idea of sex is anything but fun. They are both virgins – but not entirely by choice. This September, Discovery Fit & Health follows their journeys in an all-new one-hour special as they embark on a radical course of sex therapy in the hopes of getting to the heart of their long-standing difficulties with physical and emotional intimacy. MY SEX SURROGATE premieres Saturday, September 7 at 9 PM (ET/PT), leading into the previously announced series SECRET SEX LIVES: SWINGERS.
  An IT Engineer, Clive is partnered with the leader of sex surrogates, Cheryl Cohen Greene, whose life story is portrayed by Helen Hunt in the Oscar-nominated film “The Sessions.” So intimidated by the thought of physical intimacy, will Clive be able overcome the issues that have prevented him from losing his virginity for so long? Rosie, who works in childcare, dreams of marriage and children of her own, but cannot bear to touch or be touched by men. She works with Gary Mallinckrodt, one of only five male sex surrogates in the U.S. licensed to work with female clients. Initially not attracted to Gary, can Rosie move past the feeling that Gary is just not her type of guy and finally have sex for the first time?
  The extraordinary experiences of Clive and Rosie during their therapy programs illustrate the differences between male and female sexuality. Both Cheryl and Gary encourage Clive and Rosie, respectively, to open up and overcome their issues surrounding sexual intimacy as they themselves reveal why they have undertaken this extraordinary and uncommon career.
   
• E! Keeping Up With the Kardashians "Backdoor Bruiser" 9:00pm
  Season 8, Episode 14 Khloe tries to figure out why she's having memory problems; Kris finds it odd that Kendall is spending so much time with the Jenner side of the family; and everyone gets in on the search for an old sex tape starring Bruce. Kris and Bruce Jenner Admit to Making a Sex Tape
   
• FOX TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE FINAL FOUR DANCERS PERFORM FOR AMERICA’S VOTES ON AN ALL-NEW “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, ON FOX
  America’s favorite four dancers perform for the nation one last time to determine who the fans will choose as their favorite guy and girl in this summer’s hottest dancing competition. Be sure to tune in to watch your favorites in their season finale performances in the all-new “Top 4 Perform” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Sept. 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-1016) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Cat Deeley  Judges: Nigel Lythgoe, Mary Murphy
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of MASTERCHEF is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**— “MASTERCHEF”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE TOP FOUR COMPETE AND THEN THE TOP THREE COMPETE ON AN ALL-NEW SPECIAL TWO-HOUR “MASTERCHEF” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, ON FOX
  The final four cooks will split into two teams in the next mystery box challenge, and they will prepare a three-course meal using notable ingredients from all over the United States. The winning team will be safe from elimination, while the members of the losing team will go head-to-head in a chocolate desserts pressure test that will end the competition for one home cook. Later, the judges challenge the remaining three contestants to cook with the same ingredients they used in their initial auditions, while creating an elevated and sophisticated version of the same dish. The home cooks must demonstrate how far they’ve come in the competition in order to earn a spot in the finale and move one step closer to winning a life-changing grand prize in the all-new “Top 4 Compete/Top 3 Compete” special two-hour episode of MASTERCHEF airing Wednesday, Sept. 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MCH-423/24) (TV-14 L)
  Judges: Gordon Ramsay, Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot
   
• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s College Football coverage.]
  **SEASON PREMIERE**--**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—COLLEGE FOOTBALL—(6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) CC- HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “FOX SPORTS SATURDAY” PRESENTS WEST VIRGINIA AT OKLAHOMA SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX West Virginia at Oklahoma
  Heisman Trophy winner and College Football Hall of Famer Eddie George and former University of Colorado quarterback Joel Klatt are featured with host Rob Stone on FOX COLLEGE SATURDAY, FOX Sports’ 30-minute college football pregame show originating live from the FOX Network Center in Los Angeles. Then, FOX Sports begins regular season coverage of its 2013 college football schedule live from Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium in Norman, OK, as the West Virginia Mountaineers visit the Oklahoma Sooners.  Gus Johnson provides the play-by-play and Charles Davis offers analysis with Kristina Pink reporting from the sidelines. FOX SPORTS SATURDAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL airs LIVE Saturday, Sept. 7 (6:30 PM-CC ET live/3:30 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-301) (n/a)
   
• FXX TOTALLY BIASED PREMIERES ON FXX WITH ALL-STAR GUEST LINEUP
  Series Debuts as Daily Late Night Strip Wednesday, September 4 at 11:00 PM ET/PT
  NEW YORK, August 29, 2013 – Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell will kick off on FXX next week with a guest lineup of comedy all-stars:
  Wednesday, September 4, 2013 Jim Gaffigan (Bob’s Burgers)
  Thursday, September 5, 2013 Tracy Morgan (30 Rock)
  Guy Branum Roasts "The Roast of James Franco" This week's "Roast of James Franco" featured a lot of jabs at Franco's sexuality, but Guy Branum had a better idea: roasting Franco for the actual horrible things he's done instead of the incredible sexy things Guy likes to imagine him doing.
  Janine Brito Has a Tracy-Off Tonight on Totally Biased, it's Janine "Tracy Morgan" Brito vs. Tracy "Tracy Morgan" Morgan in a good 'ol fashioned Tracy-Off! Which Tracy is the Traciest Tracy of them all? There's only one Tracy to find out. Tracy!
  Anthony Weiner is Hard on His Opposition Anthony Weiner is probably taking a break from sexting, so this week, he rang in Rosh Hashanah with his second favorite activity—public fits of white hot rage. Only one man can truly judge Weiner: W. Kamau Bell.
  The Bus Ride to Washington To help commemorate the 50th Anniversary of The March on Washington, Kamau hopped on a bus to D.C. to relive the historic moment in person. Sure, there were some poignant memories, but mostly a lot instructions on dealing with a really long road trip.
  Kamau Talks to Jim Gaffigan Comedian and "Dad is Fat" author Jim Gaffigan joins Kamau to discuss kids, life as a standup and what it's like to be very, very white. This is the meeting of "ebony and ivory" Stevie and McCartney were singing about. Watch Totally Biased all new nightly at 11:00, only on FXX!
   
• History Top Gear Returns to History Sept 3rd, New Photos From Set Available
  History's wildly popular Top Gear is back with all-new episodes starting Tuesday, Sept 3rd at 9PM ET/PT. Season four will kick it into high gear, so strap in and check out some brand new photos from the set here.
  This season, hosts Tanner Foust, Rutledge Wood and Adam Ferrara race from coast-to-coast in their favorite super-cars, challenge each other to see whose home-made amphibious car floats longer and drive along the Mississippi in the biggest cars the USA has ever produced. From a high-speed race to between a jet boat, rally car and super-car to a review of the brand new Corvette Stingray, this season of Top Gear has it all.
  Videos: Do You have Top Gear? Sneak Peek Faceook
  GRAB YOUR KEYS AND REV UP THE ENGINES
  TOP GEAR RETURNS TO HISTORY® FOR AN ALL NEW SEASON PREMIERING TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 AT 9PM ET/PT
  Hosts Tanner Foust, Rutledge Wood and Adam Ferrara return for more exotic cars and crazy stunts
  HISTORY�s wildly popular TOP GEAR returns Tuesday, September 3 at 9PM ET/PT for an all-new season as hosts Adam Ferrara, Tanner Foust and Rutledge Wood come back for more exotic cars and crazy stunts.
  Season four of TOP GEAR goes bigger and faster than ever before as Tanner, Rutledge and Adam continue their quest to test the world's most incredible vehicles in the most outrageous ways. They race from New York to Los Angeles in exotic super cars, attempt an open-water crossing in home-made amphibious cars, test some of the most powerful American cars ever built, and travel alongside the Mississippi in the biggest cars the USA has ever produced. They travel through remote Alaska in home-made convertibles, and a motorbike road trip to Sturgis proves that fewer wheels doesn�t make Adam a better driver. From a high-speed race among a jet boat, rally car and super-car to a review of the brand new Corvette Stingray, this season of TOP GEAR has got it all and more as our hosts go big or go home in the most action-packed season to date.
   
• Lifetime Tuesday, Sept 3 - 'Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition' Series Premiere at 9 pm + 'Dance Moms' Season 3 finale episodes at 8 pm - Links included
  ALL-NEW Dancing & Divas on Tuesday Nights!
  Dance Moms Season 3 – Finale episodes September 3rd and 10th at 8:00 pm PT/ET
  **Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition – Season Two Series Premiere September 3rd at 9:00 pm PT/ET**
  Plus new Double Divas Episodes on Tuesdays at 10:00 & 10:30 pm PT/ET
  Dance Moms - Episode Premiere on Tuesday, September 3 at 8:00 pm ET / PT
  Do-Si-Do and Do-Si-Don't
  It's Regionals and the pressure is on for Abby's dancers to prove they are worthy to attend Nationals. Abby assigns what appears to be a simple country-style group number, but the hoedown proves so physically demanding the girls aren't sure they can pull it off. Meanwhile, with Nationals just around the corner, Abby comes up with some interesting pairings for duets that put the dancers and their moms to the test.
  Abby's Ultimate Season 2 broadcast clips: Theatrical Premiere Tease
  Clip from ep 201 – premieres Sept 3 at 9 pm PT / ET Intro to the judges.
   
• Lifetime Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition - Series Premiere on Tuesday, September 3, at 9:00 pm ET / PT
  Make It Count! With 11 of the country’s most promising young dancers selected from more than 1,000 national title holders, this season of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition is back and bigger and better than ever. The performers are all vying for a $100,000 cash prize and a scholarship to the Young Dancers Program at the Joffrey Ballet School in New York. This week’s theme is “Fame,” as they gear up for their first performance in front of judges Abby Lee Miller, Broadway star Rachelle Rak and celebrity choreographer Richard “Richy” Jackson. Alliances begin to form and the dance floor heats up as the youngest contestant rubs one of the moms the wrong way.
   
• Lifetime Double Divas – Episode premiere on Tuesday, September 3, at 10:00 pm ET / PT
  Mer-Makeover -Molly and Cynthia take their daughters on a relaxing vacation to Florida's Weeki Wachee Springs. But at the classic mermaid show, the Divas decides it's time for a “mer-makeover.” Meanwhile, Loren helps a female wrestler prevent future bra malfunctions.
   
• Lifetime Double Divas – Episode premiere on Tuesday, September 3, at 10:30 pm ET / PT
  Atlanta is Burning -A Civil War reenactor brings his lady to LiviRae to get a period costume so she can join the historical fun. Plus the Divas hold a bra burning rally to rid the world of bad brassieres.
   

• NBC "NBC SPECIALS" "TV’S FUNNIEST OF THE FUNNIEST: A PALEY CENTER FOR MEDIA SPECIAL"
  09/01/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : STAR-STUDDED SALUTE TO TELEVISION’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS -- The funniest, laugh-out loud scenes from the greatest television shows of yesterday and today are celebrated in this must-see special that humorously captures the funniest of the funniest. With 60 years of hilarious television show moments to choose from, this entertaining special focuses on the top 30, ranked in a countdown format and leading to the #1 funniest moment in television history. Unforgettable scenes are captured from television’s most popular shows, including "Seinfeld," "The Big Bang Theory," "The Simpsons," "Friends," "Will and Grace," "Everybody Loves Raymond," "Cheers," "Saturday Night Live," "30 Rock," "The Cosby Show" and "Modern Family," as well as unforgettable classics like "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," "The Dick Van Dyke Show," "I Love Lucy," "The Carol Burnett Show" and "All in the Family." Jerry Seinfeld, Michael J. Fox, Lucille Ball, Ted Danson, Jamie Foxx, Betty White, Neil Patrick Harris, Alec Baldwin, Jennifer Aniston, Johnny Galecki, Dan Castellaneta, Larry David, Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen are just a few of the many performers spotlighted in memorable moments. And beloved stars featured in the clips will also be interviewed, sharing revealing, behind-the-scenes commentary about what led to each classic moment. It’s an engaging, funny and star-studded salute to TV’s funniest scenes that television fans won’t want to miss!
   

• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "VEGAS FINALS"
  09/02/2013 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ CONTINUES THE LAS VEGAS FINALS WHERE THE TOP FINALISTS TAKE ON THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE – A FOUR STAGE COURSE MODELED AFTER THE EPIC JAPANESE ‘MOUNT MIDORIYAMA’– MATT ISEMAN AND AKBAR GBAJA BIAMILA HOST AND JENN BROWN CO-HOSTS – "American Ninja Warrior" continues the competition from Las Vegas, Nevada where the top finishers from the regional finals tackle the ultimate challenge - a four stage course modeled after ‘Mount Midoriyama’ in Japan. Competitors will attempt Stage 1 which includes three brand new obstacles: the Giant Cycle, Rope Glider, and the Timbers. The finalists will vie to win a cash prize of $500,000 and the title of "American Ninja Warrior."
   
• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "822 (LIVE)"
  09/03/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : SEMI-FINALS CONTINUE IN TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES
  12 semi-finalists perform live at the legendary Radio City Music Hall for the chance to win one million dollars and become the most talented act in America. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges and Nick Cannon hosts.
  Howard Stern and Howie Mandel Kiss They were fighting earlier in the night, then they actually kissed and made up! However, Howard Stern had to immediately forget about kissing Howie Mandel, and he ran to smooch his wife Beth!
  Timber Brown - Spinning Wet Rope Act Timber Brown flies high, spins fast and gets soaked during this insane act! Check it out!
  Illusionist Leon Etienne & Romy Low - Make Girls Appear and Disappear You won't believe your eyes when illusionist Leon Etienne and Romy Low perform their latest on the America's Got Talent stage.
  Kenichi Ebina - Robotic Dancer Performs Battle Against Himself Kenichi Ebina amazes the crowd with another choreographed dance battle that pits him against himself!
  Branden James - Surprising Cover of "Alone" by Heart Branden James' booming voice fills the halls of Radio City as he rearranges the rock ballad "Alone" by Heart!
  John Wing - Comedian Jokes About the Power Women Have Our bow tie-wearing comedian discusses the many powers that women have over men! Check out John Wing's humorous observations!
  Anna Christine - Young Singer Shocks With "Wild Horses" Cover The 11-year-old haunts the crowd with a chilling version of "Wild Horses." See Anna Christine's amazing cover of The Rolling Stones hit.
  Chicago Boyz - Acrobatic Team Dazzle With a High Jump Rope The Chicago boys show off their personality and skills with a three-person-high jump rope routine!
  Jimmy Rose - Cover of "If Tomorrow Never Comes" by Garth Brooks This good old boy from Kentucky impresses the crowd with his take on the popular Garth Brooks song "If Tomorrow Never Comes."
  Marty Brown - "Bless the Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts Cover Franklin, Kentucky native and country music singer- songwriter Marty Brown sings a heart-wrenching ballad on the Radio City stage. Hear his take on Rascal Flatts' "Bless the Broken Road."
  KriStef Brothers - Goofy Balancing Act in a Neck Brace A KriStef brother injury set their performance back a week, but it didn't keep these guys from bringing the intense acrobatics. See their latest act, complete with a goofy twist!
  The American Military Spouses Choir - Chilling "Angel" Performance The ladies reach new emotional highs with their latest performance. See their chilling rendition of "Angel."
  D'Angelo & Amanda - Kid Dancers Groove to "Smooth Criminal" The young duo of D'Angelo & Amanda blow away the crowd with a dance set to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal."
   
• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "823 (LIVE)"
  09/04/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Wednesday) : THE TOP 12 ACTS ARE REVEALED LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
  The votes are in and six acts from the previous night’s performance show move on to the Top 12 and the next round of competition. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of performers hoping to be named the most talented act in America. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges.
  Fall Out Boy - "My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark (Light Em Up)" AGT Performance
  iLuminate - Electrifying Entertainers Return to AGT Stage
  Semifinals Week 2 Eliminations, Round 1
  Semifinals Week 2 Eliminations, Round 2
  Semifinals Week 2 Eliminations, Round 3
  Semifinals Week 2 Eliminations, Round 4
  Semifinals Week 2 Eliminations, Judges' Eliminations
   
• "NBC SPORTS" "NFL KICKOFF 2013"
  09/05/2013 (07:30PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday)
   
• "NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" "BALTIMORE RAVENS AT DENVER BRONCOS"
  09/05/2013 (08:30PM - 11:30PM) (Thursday)
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2250"
  09/06/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday)
   
• NBC 9/5: Ruben Studdard Talks Biggest Loser, Revolution Recap & More!
  The Biggest Loser is right around the corner (October 15 to be exact)! Meet the new contestants, including R&B superstar Ruben Studdard and Olympic weightlifter Holley Mangold, in the interviews below! And check in with our nutritionist and trainers to learn about the new Trainer Save and the intense casting process they were a part of.
  Then, gear up for Season 2 of Revolution (Wednesday, September 25) with the new recap reel of the freshman season!
  Last night, Fall Out Boy and iLuminate lit up the America’s Got Talent stage, along with six new finalists who round out the competition’s Top 12. The final 12 acts perform at Radio City Tuesday at 9/8c!
  Plus, catch highlights from Christina Applegate and Rob Corddry on Leno, as well as Heidi Klum, Mayor Cory Booker and a special NFL Season Opener edition of Puppy Predictor on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon!
   
• PBS JAMES BEARD AWARD-WINNING PBS SERIES "THE MIND OF A CHEF" PEERS INTO CULINARY LIVES OF TWO INNOVATIVE CHEFS: SEAN BROCK AND APRIL BLOOMFIELD
  Anthony Bourdain Narrates Season Two Beginning September 2013 on PBS (check local listings)
  From tamales to bubble and squeak, South Carolina to Senegal, Long Island to London, and frogging to high tea, THE MIND OF A CHEF, the James Beard Award winning public television series, returns to combine travel, cooking, history, science, and humor into an extraordinary journey that peers inside the processes and explores what drives and inspires the culinary vision of some of the country?s most innovative chefs. This season, executive producer and narrator Anthony Bourdain takes viewers inside the heads of two renowned chefs: Sean Brock and April Bloomfield. The series kicks off new episodes beginning September 2013 on PBS (check local listings).
  In the second season, rather than focus on one personality, THE MIND OF A CHEF divides 16 episodes between two inventive chefs. The first half of the season features Sean Brock (Episodes 1-8), Executive Chef and Partner of McCrady's and Husk Restaurant in Charleston, SC and the newly-opened outpost of Husk in Nashville, TN. The second half features April Bloomfield (Episodes 9-16), Executive Chef and Co- Owner of The Spotted Pig, The Breslin Bar & Dining Room, The John Dory Oyster Bar and Salvation Taco, all in New York City.
  "Sean and April are two very compelling people and of course exceptionally talented chefs," said Executive Producer Chris Collins. "With Sean, we immerse ourselves in his world - understanding, embracing and exposing the integrity and importance of true southern cuisine. With April, we trace culinary traditions and techniques, instincts and obsessions, and get a compelling look as she opens a new restaurant."
  In the season premiere, Chef Brock takes viewers on a journey to explore a few of the unique regional cuisines in the South: Prince's Hot Chicken, tamales, buttermilk pie and deviled crab. In the subsequent seven episodes of THE MIND OF A CHEF, Chef Brock experiments with seeds, Carolina-Gold rice, visits Louisiana for catfish chips and frogging. He also gives a history of Southern preservation techniques.
   
• PBS NOTABLE CHEFS "POP-UP" SPONTANEOUS FEASTS IN UNUSUAL LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA IN NEW TV SERIES MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING
  Guest chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more join Host/Chef Pete Evans
  13-Episode Culinary Journey to Launch on Public Television Stations Beginning September 7, 2013 (check local listings)
  (Boston, MA) - From the vibrant seafood-filled waters of Puget Sound to the rich, grape-filled fields of Sonoma, from an intimate sunset dinner on an urban rooftop terrace in Manhattan to a beach banquet for 150 people in the San Francisco Bay Area, the new series MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING celebrates the spirit of pop-up cooking events and invites the country?s most innovative chefs, rising culinary stars and food artisans to partake in a one-of-a-kind gastro adventure that will inspire viewers. Produced by WGBH and Fine Cooking magazine, the new 13-episode series crisscrosses the country, teaming up talented chefs with host/chef Pete Evans to create unique and spontaneous feasts in unconventional settings for friends and family. MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING premieres on public television stations beginning Saturday, September 7, 2013 (check local listings).
  Each week, host Pete Evans, Australia?s top celebrity chef, author and restaurateur, travels to a new location in the U.S. to challenge local chefs to join him in spur-of-the-moment "culinary jams" to create in one day a feast in an exciting location. Culinary guest stars--including renowned chefs Jacques Pepin, Marcus Samuelsson, Anita Lo, Larry and Marc Forgione, Jonathan Waxman, Andy Ricker, Jeffrey Saad, and more--are asked to demonstrate their farm-to-table cooking methods, as viewers follow them to source the finest local ingredients for their dishes. Afterwards, the chefs join forces and work against the clock to prepare a multi-course menu for an eclectic, enthusiastic, and ravenous group of diners. Viewers will learn from the participants firsthand what ingredients inspire their cooking perspective and the local food treasures and experiences that best exemplify their home cities.
  In the September 7th series premiere, MOVEABLE FEAST WITH FINE COOKING host/chef Pete Evans kicks off the culinary journey in Seattle, where he meets with chefs Tom Douglas and Thierry Rautureau. The chefs take Pete on his first crabbing trip to catch Dungeness crab in Puget Sound. In this launch episode, the series also visits Seattle's legendary Pike Place Market and culminates with the chefs joining forces to create a delectable meal of Squid on Garlic Toast with Arugula, steaming Dungeness Crab and Pasta Ricotta Salata (Tom's version of Mac & Cheese!), and Sand Dabs with Garlic Flowers and Morels "in a pop-up" feast for 15 guests at a beach pavilion overlooking the water.
   
• Science Channel PERUVIAN SKULLS AND BURNING MAN ON SCIENCE CHANNEL’S ODDITIES: SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEEKEND!
  -- All new episode of the spin off series ODDITIES: SAN FRANCISCO airing Saturday at 10PM ET/PT --The eccentric antique shop, Loved to Death opens its doors to Science Channel for a second season of ODDITIES: SAN FRANCISCO. The store’s colorful owner Audra, and her employee Wednesday, are joined by newcomer Lincoln to take on the eclectic customers and bizarre antiques that enter the Haight Street haven. From germaphobes to ancient artifacts, the ten brand new episodes of ODDITIES: SAN FRANCISCO showcase the weird and wacky world of antiques.
  This week, the cast of ODDITIES: SAN FRANCISCO is on a quest for some rare and unique objects. In Take This Job and Skunk It! Audra decides what to do with a deceased skunk that a biker decided he wants articulated. In the meantime, Wednesday works on selling an item to a customer who had a bad time at Burning Man and Lincoln meets with a modification expert who has pierced everything imaginable! Tune in for more this Saturday at 10PM ET/PT on Science Channel!
  Take This Job and Skunk It! At Loved to Death, a biker comes in with a deceased skunk that he wants articulated, and it’s up to Audra to find someone to do it at the right price. When she goes to her friend he agrees to give her a discount, but only if she agrees to help! Meanwhile, Wednesday shows off a prototype mechanical hand to a customer who had a bad time at Burning Man. Later, Lincoln meets a body modification expert who has pierced everything imaginable and he’s got stories to prove it! But it is his ancient Peruvian skull that really has Lincoln freaking out.
   
• SYFY’S GHOST MINE RETURNS SEPTEMBER 4 AT 10 PM ET/PT FOR AN ALL NEW SEASON OF MINING FOR GOLD AND GHOSTS Cast photo
  CATCH UP WITH THE CAST DURING THE ONE-HOUR SPECIAL GHOST MINE: BACK ON THE MOUNTAIN HOSTED BY ADAM COPELAND (HAVEN) AIRING SEPTEMBER 4 AT 9 PM ET/PT
  NEW YORK – August 22, 2013 – Syfy’s hit unscripted series Ghost Mine dusts off its blasting caps and infrared cameras to dig even deeper into the mine’s paranormal mystery when Season 2 premieres Wednesday, September 4 at 10PM (ET/PT).
  Before the new mine action begins, Syfy will air the one-hour special Ghost Mine: Back on the Mountain at 9PM (ET/PT). Hosted by Adam Copeland (Haven), the special gathers the miners and investigators around the campfire for a spirited conversation about the highs – and lows – of the previous season and first-hand accounts of the creepiest moments. It also includes never-before-seen footage from Season 1.
  In the 12-episode second season of Ghost Mine, the hardened team of gold miners and paranormal investigators head back to Eastern Oregon’s Crescent Mine to continue their search for fortune and phantoms at the notoriously haunted mine. Located near the historic gold mining community of Sumpter, Oregon, the Crescent Mine is believed to contain high amounts of gold.
  In the season premiere, titled “Return to Darkness,” the Ghost Mine crew battles the elements in hopes of striking it rich while delving further into the mysterious history of the mine and revealing new information about the recurring Masonic symbols, Native American presence and a spirit named “Joe,” all of which were uncovered last season.
  The Crescent Mine welcomes a few additions to the team this year including the surprise return of a familiar face, a third generation miner joining his father and grandfather in Sumpter, an upgraded model of the popular RIPA (Remote Investigator of Paranormal Activity), and a four-legged excavation expert – a pooch named “Little Boy.”
   
• Syfy First, Face Off will show back-to-back re-airings starting at 6 p.m. ET, including a Tweet-peat of “Gettin’ Goosed,” until the new episode at 9/8c. Tomorrow night, the contestants will create subterranean creatures. In addition to a sneak peek, you can catch an interview clip with Anthony and a Bonus Scene from last week.
  Face Off—Airs Tuesdays at 9/8c.
  Subterranean Terror – Sneak Peek The contestants must create a subterranean creatures.
  Adolfo & Fidd – Bonus Scene Check out this bonus scene from Face Off.
  Winner Tells All: Anthony – Interview Clip Season Four winner J. Anthony Kosar critiques Season 5, Episode 3 and answers your questions!
   
• Syfy Then, on Heroes of Cosplay, our Cosplayers head to Houston, Texas for Anime Matsuri. You can catch a sneak peek, in addition to a review of the Best Costumes of MegaCon, as well as a clip of our cast critiques.
  Heroes of Cosplay— Airs Tuesdays at 10/9c.
  Anime Matsuri – Sneak Peek Everything gets a little bigger as the Cosplayers head to Anime Matsuri in Houston, Texas.
  Episode 3 – Cast Critiques The cast gives you their thoughts on costumes from MegaCon.
  Try This at Home with Holly & Jessica: Trash to Treasure – Clip
  Try This at Home with Holly & Jessica from Heroes of Cosplay.
  MegaCon – Best Costumes Check out the best costumes from MegaCon 2013!
   
• TLC Georgia native Trisha Yearwood searches for answers in TLC’s Who Do You Think You Are?
  Country singer and NY Times best-selling cookbook author Trisha Yearwood will be featured on next week’s episode of Who Do You Think You Are? In this episode Trisha heads to her home state of Georgia to visit the Georgia State Archives. She’s curious to find out more about her 5x great grandfather, Samuel, after he emigrated to the US. She even goes as far as visiting the exact location where Samuel first settled in Eatonton. Who Do You Think You Are? opens the door to the real life stories of some of the most well-known names in America and has teamed up with Ancestry.com, the world’s largest online family history resource to do so.
  Trisha Yearwood – Premieres September 3 at 9/8c on TLC
  Since her parents passed, country singer Trisha Yearwood knows little about her paternal side of the family. Her search for a deeper family connection takes Trisha to England, where she uncovers an ancestor’s history of crime, loss, and perseverance.
   
• TLC Primetime Highlights
  Of Note This Week: Special Episodes
  Extended Episodes FOUR WEDDINGS: UNVEILED-Thursday, September 5th
  HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO WATCHNTWEET- Wednesday, September 4th
  -Sunday September 1st 9:00PM ET/PT
  SISTER WIVES #13-POLYGAMY QUESTIONS ANSWERED
  You, the viewers, take control as the Browns are put to the test answering all your questions. What do the teens really think of the family dress code? Which mom is the strictest? Even the wives get into the mix, admitting to their most embarrassing moments. Get all the behind-the-scenes details of the Brown household in this special episode of Sister Wives.
  Sister Wives: Meri Decides on Surrogacy - Sunday, September 8 at 9 PM (ET/PT) on TLC
  SISTER WIVES airs Sundays at 9PM (ET/PT) on TLC
  “A Wife Decides” Premieres Sunday, September 8 at 9 PM (ET/PT)
  In an attempt to move forward with their new life, the Browns celebrate by burning the bag Kody used daily to go between each house. Janelle hits a plateau with her weight loss so she seeks the help of a nutritionist to help her. And the time has finally come for Meri to accept or decline Robyn’s surrogacy offer, but will she and Kody be on the same page?
  Clip #1  (password: surrogacy) Clip #2  (password: jewelry)
   
• TLC Sunday September 1st 10:00PM ET/PT
  BREAKING AMISH: LA #7- JUDGEMENT DAY
  When Iva's fiance Sam says goodbye, simmering tensions boil over with the group. Matt starts a promising internship with a prominent fashion designer and a surprise baby shower for Lizzie turns sour from Devon's actions. In this sneak peek, the group gathers for Lizzie's baby shower: Link .
   
• TLC Tuesday, September 3rd 9:00PM ET/PT
  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? #7- TRISHA YEARWOOD
  Since her parents passed, country singer Trisha Yearwood knows little about her paternal side of the family. Her search for a deeper family connection takes Trisha to England, where she uncovers an ancestor’s history of crime, loss, and perseverance.
   
• TLC Tuesday, September 3rd 10:00PM ET/PT
  LITTLE COUPLE #1- MOTHER’S DAY SURPRISE
  Jen is stuck working at the hospital on her first Mother’s Day but while she's away, Bill and Will come up with some special handmade and homemade surprises to make her first mother’s day one to remember.
   
• TLC Wednesday, September 4th 8:30PM ET/PT
  HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO WATCHNTWEET #20- LIFT AND SCOOP
  Check out this special episode of Honey Boo Boo packed with some of the best viewer tweets! Sugar Bear and June let loose at their Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. One is a quiet affair, while the other takes a lap dance on the wild side!
   
• TLC Wednesday, September 4th 9:00PM ET/PT
  HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO #21- STRESS POOPS
  All the anxiety and stress from the ceremony planning has Mama stuck in the bathroom! The girls have a meeting to go over the to-do list while Sugar Bear and June meet with who they hope will be their Redneck Preacher.
   
• TLC Wednesday, September 4th 9:30PM ET/PT
  CHEER PERFECTION #10- DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO TO WIN
  After barely escaping with a win at their last competition, Alisha adds a difficult stunt to Youth Silver’s routine. A cheer magazine puts on a clinic at CTR and scouts YS girls to feature in an article. Meanwhile, the moms agree to a weight loss contest.
   
• TLC Thursday, September 5th 9:00PM ET/PT
  FOUR WEDDINGS: UNVEILED #10- …AND A MARDI GRAS INDIAN
  EXTENDED Mardi Gras Indians perform at Joanna’s New Orleans style wedding, while Anitra’s soiree includes king cakes and a second line band. Emma gives her reception space a French Quarter look, while Princess bride Brittany exchanges vows in a castle.
   
• TLC Thursday, September 5th 10:00PM ET/PT
  FOUR WEDDINGS #39- EPISODE 39
  No episode description available at this time.
   
• TLC Friday, September 6th 9:00PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS #7- FATHER OF THE BRIDE
  Daddy's girl, Katie comes to the salon hoping to find the perfect mermaid style dress. Kayla’s dad and sister disagree on what type of dress she should wear. Katie, having returned from a rush fitting, is concerned her dress might be too tight.
   
• TLC Friday, September 6th 9:30PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS #3- BETTER THAN THE FIRST
  Mackenzie is on the hunt for a third dress to replace the two she already has. Kelly is looking for a dress that can outdo the one she found; which is over her budget. Rachael is looking to replacement a lace mermaid gown she bought and now can't stand.
   
• TLC Friday, September 6th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  WHAT NOT TO WEAR #20- TANIA L.
  Single mom and business owner, Tania frequently wears a frog costume out in public to help promote her growing catering company. Can Stacy and Clinton help this aspiring entrepreneur step out from behind the costume, and into a sophisticated new style?
   
• TNT SERIES PREMIERE: Cold Justice – "Small Town Suicide?" – Tuesday, Sept. 3, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Real life crime series Cold Justice follows former prosecutor Kelly Siegler and former crime-scene investigator Yolanda McClary as they dig into small-town murder cases that have lingered for years without answers or closure. In the premiere episode, Siegler and McClary head to Cuero, Texas, to search for new clues that may point to murder in a 2001 death of a woman that had been previously ruled a suicide.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
  WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, IA and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
  SUMMER CAMP – “Winner Takes All” – 11:05/10:05c – SEASON FINALE
  It’s the last week of Summer Camp and there are plenty of trust issues brewing between the guys and girls camps. The time is right for the Camp Director to announce the summer’s final battle royale: The Campathalon, a two-day multi-event Color War leading to the ultimate camp competition, Capture The Flag. The event will push the remaining campers to the brink of their mental and physical endurance. By the time the Campathalon is over, one more camper will be eliminated, one camper will win a very special prize, and one team will split the quarter million dollar prize that they have been fighting for all summer long.
  Host: Matt Rogers, “American Idol” finalist
  Social TV: As the competition at camp heats up, fans can grab their computer or mobile device for exclusive second screen content on USA Sync. They can visit sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with their favorite app including NextGuide, Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while they watch.
   
• VELOCITY BRINGS VIEWERS MORE CLASSIC AUTOMOBILES FROM ACROSS AMERICA IN ALL NEW EPISODES OF CHASING CLASSIC CARS, HOSTED BY WAYNE CARINI
  Green is the New Black Tuesday, September 3 at 10 PM
  Wayne’s client has a 1973 Daytona Spyder and like many vintage Ferrari’s it has been painted “restoration red”, finished with a tan leather interior. A classic look for sure but not one that stands out in a crowd. Lucky for Wayne and his eclectic tastes, the current owner is keen to bring the car back to it’s an original color Pinot Verde. With new paint and interior Wayne brings the car to the penultimate Ferrari concours, the Cavallino Classic, hoping to score a Platinum award.

RERUNS

• ABC Shark Tank September 2 Monday 8:00pm-9:00pm and Friday September 6 9:00pm-10:00pm
  TBA
   

• ABC CASTLE (9/2; TIME CHANGE)
  CASTLE AND BECKETT ARE ON THE HUNT FOR BIGFOOT, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "The Fast and the Furriest" - When Castle and Beckett find giant footprints at the site of a vicious murder, the team is forced to confront the unlikely theory that Bigfoot is the killer. But as they trek into the world of primate research, big game hunting and mythological creatures, they realize that finding the man (or beast) responsible may put them on the endangered species list, on "Castle," MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/15/13)
  Note: This program replaces "Mistresses: When One Door Closes" which moves to 9:00 p.m.
  Guest cast: Arye Gross as M.E. Perlmutter, Aaron Hill as Kurt Wilson, Raphael Sbarge as
  Dr. Darrell Meeks, Palmer Davis as Garland Meeks, Albie Selznick as Dr. Paul Devlin.
  "The Fast and the Furriest" was written by Christine Roum and directed by Jonathan Frakes.
   

• ABC Body of Proof Episode: "Dark City"
  MEGAN'S TEAM GOES INTO DISASTER MODE WHEN A DEADLY PLANE CRASHES, HITTING THE CITY'S POWER GRID, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Luke Perry, Lorraine Toussaint, Marisa Ramirez and Joanna Cassidy Guest Star
  "Dark City" - When a plane crashes in Philadelphia due to a gunman opening fire while aloft, the entire team of Megan, Kate, Tommy, Adam, Curtis, Ethan, Riley and Stafford must go into disaster mode. Since the crash hits the city's main power grid, Megan must conduct autopsies on the victims during frequent blackouts, but then one of the bodies goes missing. Meanwhile, Tommy and Adam are in a serious car accident while trying to investigate, on "Body of Proof" airs TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 (10:01-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Luke Perry as Dr. Charlie Stafford, Lorraine Toussaint as Chief Angela Martin, Marisa Ramirez as Officer Riley Dunn, Sarah Jane Morris as Pamela Jacks, Jose Zuniga as Roberto Franco, Chris Johnson as Alex Jacks, Heather McComb as Mandy Wells, Sunkrish Bala as Sanjit Singh, Paul Telfer as Tanner Brennan and Joanna Cassidy as Joan Hunt.
  "Dark City" was written by Diane Ademu-John and directed by John Terleskey.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Graduation
  TENSION BUILDS BETWEEN FRANKIE AND AXL WHEN HE REFUSES TO RESPOND TO HER QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS GRADUATION CELEBRATION, AND BRICK'S VICE PRINCIPAL REMINDS HIM THAT HE MUST PRESENT A SLIDESHOW IN FRONT OF THE ASSEMBLY HIGHLIGHTING THE LAST FOUR YEARS OF SCHOOL, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Marion Ross ("Happy Days") Guest Stars as Brick's Vice Principal
  Episode Directed by Series Co-Creator & Executive Producer Eileen Heisler
  "The Graduation" - As graduation day approaches, tension begins to build between Frankie and Axl when he ignores her requests for answers about the graduation party she's planning for his special day. Meanwhile, Sue hopes that the sixth time's the charm as she once again attempts to pass her driver's test; and during his final days of elementary school, a forgetful Brick is reminded by Vice Principal Dunlap (Marion Ross) that he's the class historian and is responsible for putting together a slideshow highlighting the last four years of school for the school assembly, on the Season Finale of "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/22/13)
  Guest starring are Marion Ross as Ms. Dunlap, French Stewart as Principal Cameron, Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, John Gammon as Darrin, Galadriel Stineman as Cassidy, Brian Chenoweth as examiner, Jason F. Nott as Mr. B, Harrison Miller as Brian, Paul Bond as BMV employee, Taylor Mosby as student no. 1 and Matthew Jacob Wayne as student no. 2.
  "The Graduation" was written by Tim Hobert and directed by Eileen Heisler.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: My Hero
  A DAY AT THE ROLLER RINK WILL BRING OUT SOME CHILD-LIKE BEHAVIOR, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  "My Hero" - Mitch's ex-boyfriend, Teddy, a very personable and successful doctor, invites the whole family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink, and they all run circles around each other as Cam tries to play it cool around Teddy, Claire avoids talking to Jay about inheriting his closet business, Phil teaches Gloria how to skate in spectacular fashion, Haley helps Alex talk to some cute boys, and amidst all the chaos Manny and Luke try to figure out whom they'll pick in their family for their "My Hero" essay assignment, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Larry Sullivan as Teddy, Lex Medlin as Jeff, Zac Goodspeed as Blake, Zack Roosa as Max and Cherinda Kincherlow as employee.
  "My Hero" was written by Abraham Higginbotham and directed by Gail Mancuso.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: The Future Dunphys (4/3)
  THINGS GET REAL WHEN THE DUNPHYS COME FACE TO FACE WITH THEIR FUTURE DOPELGANGERS, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Justine Bateman ("Family Ties") Guest Stars
  "The Future Dunphys" - When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they encounter a family that is basically their future selves, and they're not sure they like what they see. Manny drags Jay on a visit to a prospective private school, and Mitch and Cam organize a fun "girls day" for Gloria and Lily -- but it becomes a spontaneous "cultural day" instead -- on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Richard Riehle as Norman, Justine Bateman as Angela, Anastasia Basil as Sydney, Luka Jones as Dustin, Candace Edwards as Lupe, Amy Anderson as Beth, Brian Palermo as Allen, Dominic Barnes as Matthew, John Cygan as admissions dean, Elaine Ko as receptionist and David Pevsner as Dr. Nussbaum.
  "The Future Dunphys" was written by Elaine Ko and directed by Ryan Case.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: Breaking Curfew
  MIKE CATCHES MANDY SNEAKING INTO THE HOUSE AFTER BEING OUT WITH KYLE, SO HE WAGES HIS OWN FORM OF PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE ON THE COUPLE TO KEEP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN, ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  "Breaking Curfew" - When Mike catches Mandy sneaking into the house late one night after being with Kyle, he wages his own form of psychological warfare on the couple to prevent it from happening again. Meanwhile, Kristin wants to hide the truth from Boyd that she and Ryan are now romantically dating, on "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Jordan Masterson as Ryan.
  "Breaking Curfew" was written by Vince Calandra and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: Sing Like a Larry Bird
  AFTER SEEING A BROADWAY MUSICAL, LARRY DECIDES TO CREATE ONE OF HIS OWN, ON ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  Academy Award-winning Composer Alan Menken Writes Original Songs
  "Sing Like a Larry Bird" - Increasingly comfortable exploring the world outside of their gated community, the Bird-Kersees ignore the Weavers' concerns and decide to go to into the city to see a Broadway show. Inspired by the experience, Larry decides to put on a musical of his own, which goes well until Dick literally missteps. Instead of going to Marty and Debbie for help (as they have done many times before), the Bird-Kersees risk exposing their true identities when they call 9-1-1, on "The Neighbors," FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. Academy Award-winning Alan Menken composed original songs for the episode.
  Guest starring are Doug Jones as Dominique Wilkins, Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton, Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas, Alden Ray as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Kiersten Lyons as Billie Jean King, Caitlin Thompson as reporter, Nick Eldredge as high pants alien and Tristen Winger as clown.
  "Sing Like a Larry Bird" was written by Tracy Oliver and directed by John Fortenberry.
   

• ABC 20/20
  Friday September 6 10:00pm-11:00
  TBA
   

• CBS September 1, 2013 60 Minutes 7:00pm eastern time
  Costa Concordia: Salvaging a shipwreck After wrecking at sea a year and a half ago, the Italian luxury liner awaits one of the most expensive and daunting salvage operations ever. Lesley Stahl reports. Watch Video Read Story
  Overtime: A world askew: Shooting the Costa Concordia 
  Khan Academy: The future of education? Khan Academy and its free online educational videos are moving into the classroom and across the world. Their goal: to revolutionize how we teach and learn. Sanjay Gupta reports. Watch Video Read Story
  Overtime: Sanjay Gupta teaches basic brain science
  The Innovator: Jack Dorsey When Jack Dorsey invented Twitter, he changed the way we communicate. Will his company Square change the way we shop? Lara Logan reports. Watch Video Read Story
  Overtime: The importance of tweeting mom  There was no press release. These are re-runs.
   

• CBS RIGSBY AND VAN PELT GO UNDERCOVER AS A COUPLE WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS TO INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A WOMAN WHO RECEIVED ADVICE FROM A RADIO LOVE DOCTOR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 1
  “Red Velvet Cupcakes” — Rigsby and Van Pelt go undercover as a couple with relationship problems to investigate the death of a woman who received advice from a radio love doctor, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, Sunday, Sept. 1 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/21/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Rebecca Cutler
  DIRECTED BY: David Barrett
   

• CBS RIGSBY AND VAN PELT GO UNDERCOVER AS A COUPLE WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS TO INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A WOMAN WHO RECEIVED ADVICE FROM A RADIO LOVE DOCTOR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 1
  “Red Velvet Cupcakes” — Rigsby and Van Pelt go undercover as a couple with relationship problems to investigate the death of a woman who received advice from a radio love doctor, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, Sunday, Sept. 1 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/21/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Rebecca Cutler
  DIRECTED BY: David Barrett
   

• CBS THE GANG IS DETERMINED TO PLAN A LEGENDARY BACHELOR PARTY FOR BARNEY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, SEPT. 2
  Frances Conroy Returns as Loretta, Barney’s Mom,
  And Ralph Macchio Guest Stars as Himself
  “The Bro Mitzvah” — The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Sept. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Frances Conroy returns as Loretta, Barney’s mom, and Ralph Macchio guest stars as himself. (Originally broadcast 4/29/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Chris Harris
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS MIKE AND MOLLY DECIDE THEY’RE READY TO START TRYING FOR A BABY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," AT A SPECIAL TIME, MONDAY, SEPT. 2
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled programming.
  "Molly in the Middle" — Mike and Molly decide the time is right for them to start trying for a baby. Meanwhile, Carl gets upset when he learns that Molly is still spending time with Christina after their breakup, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, at a special time, Monday, Sept. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/15/12.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins, Julie Bean and Carla Filisha
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS CAROLINE PANICS WHEN SHE DEVELOPS A RASH AFTER A NIGHT WITH HER EX BEAU, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, MONDAY, SEPT. 2
  Editor’s note: The air time for this episode has been changed.
  Ryan Hansen Returns as Caroline’s Ex-Boyfriend, Andy
  “And The Worst Selfie Ever” – Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-beau, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, Sept. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ryan Hansen returns as Caroline’s ex-boyfriend, Andy. (Originally broadcast 4/15/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Laura Kightlinger
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS MIKE IS PUT IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION WHEN HIS MOM STARTS DATING HIS BOSS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, SEPT. 2
  Editor’s note: The air date and time for this episode have been changed.
  Gerald McRaney Guest Stars As Police Captain Patrick Murphy
  "Mike’s Boss" — Mike is forced to set up his mom with his boss, despite his many reservations, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, Sept. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Gerald McRaney guest stars as Police Captain Patrick Murphy, Mike’s boss. (Originally broadcast 11/5/12.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins and Julie Bean
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS AGAINST ORDERS FROM HOMELAND SECURITY, THE NCIS TEAM CONTINUES THEIR MANHUNT FOR THE ELUSIVE BODNAR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 3
  “Revenge” – In retaliation for the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance, the NCIS team feverishly searches for Bodnar despite orders from Homeland Security to relinquish the case, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, Sept. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/30/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: George Schenck and Frank Cardea
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• CBS CALLEN AND THE NCIS: LA TEAM DISCOVER THAT A MISSING PERSONS CASE ASSIGNED BY HETTY IS ACTUALLY AN UNDERCOVER NCIS AGENT FROM HER PAST, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 3
  “Raven & The Swans” – Callen questions Hetty’s motivations when a bizarre case involving a mysterious woman is revealed to be an undercover agent from her past, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, Sept. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/30/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
  DIRECTED BY: Robert Florio
   

• CBS WHEN A POI IS POISONED, REESE AND FINCH HAVE JUST 24 HOURS TO FIND THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” TUESDAY, SEPT. 3
  “In Extremis” – When a luminary in the world of medicine is poisoned, Reese and Finch have just 24 hours to determine the deadly toxin he was given and find the person behind the attack. Meanwhile, Detective Fusco’s past corruption catches up with him when an informant gives the Internal Affairs Bureau the crucial information they need to send him to prison, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Tuesday, Sept. 3 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/25/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Greg Plageman and Tony Camerino
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Fisher
   

• CBS HOTCH’S BROTHER IS CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TEAM’S LATEST INVESTIGATION, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 4
  Bellamy Young Returns as Hotch’s Girlfriend, Beth Clemmons,
  and Eric Johnson Reprises His Role as Hotch’s Brother, Sean
  “Brothers Hotchner”– The BAU is called in to investigate a string of deaths in Manhattan tied to apparent ecstasy overdoses, and Hotch discovers that his estranged brother, Sean, is caught in the middle, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, Sept. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Bellamy Young returns as Hotch’s girlfriend, Beth Clemmons, and Eric Johnson reprises his role as Hotch’s brother, Sean. (Originally broadcast 5/22/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Rick Dunkle
  DIRECTED BY: Rob Bailey
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A GHOST HUNTER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 4
  "Ghosts of the Past" — The CSI team investigates the death of a ghost hunter, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, Sept. 4 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/8/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Andrew Dettmann
  DIRECTED BY: Brad Tanenbaum
   

• CBS TV ICON BOB NEWHART GUEST STARS AS SHELDON AND LEONARD’S CHILDHOOD HERO, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, SEPT. 5
  “The Proton Resurgence" – Sheldon and Leonard hire Professor Proton, the host of their favorite childhood TV show, to perform. Also, Howard and Bernadette run into trouble babysitting Raj’s dog, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, Sept. 5 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Bob Newhart guest stars as Professor Proton. (Originally broadcast 5/2/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds and Steve Holland
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Eric Kaplan and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS ALAN AND LYNDSEY DECIDE TO SPICE UP THEIR LOVE LIFE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 5
  “Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt” – Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Sept. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 5/9/13.)
  STORY BY: Don Reo and Jim Patterson
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre and Eddie Gorodetsky
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS SHERLOCK AGREES TO TAKE ON A MURDER CASE FROM A MAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE MORIARTY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, SEPT. 5
  Natalie Dormer Begins a Dramatic Three-Episode Arc as the Iconic Irene Adler,
  Sherlock’s Former Lover
  “Risk Management” – Sherlock agrees to take a case from a man claiming to be Moriarty, hoping it will bring him closer to finding his nemesis. Meanwhile, Gregson encourages Joan to give up the dangerous line of work she has chosen and go back to being a sober companion, on a rebroadcast of ELEMENTARY, Thursday, Sept. 5 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Natalie Dormer guest stars in a dramatic three episode arc as the iconic Irene Adler, Sherlock’s former lover. (Originally broadcast 5/9/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Liz Friedman and Rob Doherty, of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Liz Friedman
   

• CBS DANNY AND LINDA FIGHT WHEN SHE PREVENTS HIM FROM QUESTIONING A WITNESS UNTIL AFTER SURGERY AND THE WITNESS DIES DURING THE PROCEDURE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, SEPT. 6
  "Ends and Means" — When two Wall Street brokers are killed in drug deals, Danny looks to question a wounded accomplice at the hospital but he is stopped by Linda, who won’t let Danny see him until after surgery. But when the accomplice dies during the procedure, Danny and Linda battle over the judgment call, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, Sept. 6 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 9/29/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Ian Biederman
  DIRECTED BY: John Polson
   

• CBS THE NCIS: LA TEAM INVESTIGATES WHETHER A RECENTLY RETIRED MARINE WAS WORKING WITH AN INFAMOUS TALIBAN BOMB MAKER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, SEPT. 7
  “Recruit” – A drone strike on a bomb-making compound in Afghanistan reveals the body of a recently retired Marine, leaving the NCIS: LA team to investigate why the Marine returned to Afghanistan and whether or not he betrayed the country he fought for, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, on a special night and time, Saturday, Sept. 7 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/2/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• CBS 48 Hours Saturday September 7 9:00-10:00pm
  "THE USUAL SUSPECT" (HD) FAST CARS, FAST FRIENDS, FINANCIAL FRAUD AND A WIFE’S MURDER – WILL A MISTRESS WEAR A WIRE TO HELP POLICE FIND A KILLER?
  Preview
  Correspondent Maureen Maher and the 48 HOURS team investigate the murder of a Memphis businesswoman with a story that includes love, betrayal, fast cars, murder and a secret double life, in “The Usual Suspect,” to be broadcast Saturday, September 7 (9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  Tina Caronna had it all – a great job, a garage full of fast cars, a doting husband and an active social circle – so when she suddenly disappeared, friends knew something had to be wrong. Fellow members of a Memphis Corvette club put together a search party to find Tina. They got terrible news two days later when she was found dead in the backseat of her Chevrolet Avalanche. Was Caronna the victim of a carjacking, or was it something else?
  “We were devastated, we were hoping to find her alive,” Caronna’s friend Cathy Struna tells 48 HOURS. “You always have hope until it’s over, and then it’s just overwhelming.”
   

• CBS 48 Hours Saturday September 7 10:00-11:00pm
  "DEATH WISH" (HD) CONVICTED MURDERER KENNETH MINOR SPEAKS OUT IN HIS FIRST
  INTERVIEW IN “DEATH WISH” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 (10:00 P.M., ET/PT)
  Preview
  After Jeffrey Locker’s family reported him missing, New York City Police discovered the body of the Long Island businessman and motivational speaker slumped over the steering wheel of his car in Harlem. Initially, it appeared that Locker had simply been in the wrong place at the wrong time; however, when authorities tracked Locker’s ATM card to Kenneth Minor and questioned him, Minor made a startling allegation to the motive behind the murder: Locker had begged Minor to kill him.
  “I’ve covered 30-odd thousand homicides, and there has never been a story like this one,” said seasoned police reporter Murray Weiss, who covered the investigation extensively.
  The defense argued that this was really, in effect, a case of assisted suicide. The victim allegedly sought out and propositioned his own killer, so that his death would appear to be murder. Evidence revealed during the trial showcased Locker’s severe financial troubles, pending lawsuits, and most notably, a multimillion-dollar life insurance policy that Locker had purchased months before his death. The prosecution challenged the assisted suicide claim and argued that Minor was simply a cold-blooded killer. After hours of deliberation, Minor was found guilty of murder and sentenced to 20 years to life.
   

• Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco Monday, September 2, 8:00pm
  Seth Rogen hosts a salute to actor James Franco. Roasters include Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and Sarah Silverman.
   

• The CW MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “This Kiss” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  AVOIDANCE THERAPY — When the town decides to put on a performance of Shakespeare’s most iconic scenes, George (Scott Porter) and Zoe (Rachel Bilson) refuse to play Romeo and Juliet, but eventually agree just to prove to everyone that they are over each other. Lemon (Jaime King) and Wade (Wilson Bethel) are excited about taking over the reigns at the Rammer Jammer, but things come to a halt when they lose all the staff two days before opening. Meanwhile, Brick (Tim Matheson) decides to offer a week of free counseling to everyone in BlueBell and winds up helping the two most unlikely people, but in his effort to help others he learns a secret he has been keeping from himself. Cress Williams also stars. Bethany Rooney directed the episode written by Leila Gerstein (#219).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Lisa Leslie” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  TAKING IT TO THE HOOP — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY LISA LESLIE (“WNBA”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Heather Ann Campbell (“Saturday Night Live”) put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#104).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 ARROW — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Home Invasion” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  DEADSHOT (GUEST STAR MICHAEL ROWE) FIRES OFF A NEW ROUND IN STARLING CITY / J. AUGUST RICHARDS (“ANGEL”) GUEST STARS — Deadshot (guest star Michael Rowe) returns to Starling City after taking down a U.S. Ambassador and six others overseas. By keeping tabs on A.R.G.U.S.’s manhunt for the assassin, Oliver (Stephen Amell), Diggle (David Ramsey), and Felicity (guest star Emily Bett Rickards) learn that a sting operation is underway to capture Deadshot – alive. Diggle is determined to see his brother’s killer dead, with or without Ollie’s help. Meanwhile, Laurel (Katie Cassidy) takes drastic steps to protect a young witness being hunted by a hitman (guest star J. August Richards), exacerbating friction between Tommy (Colin Donnell) and Oliver. Later, Roy Harper (guest star Colton Haynes) unconventionally pursues all leads to find his new hero, but runs afoul of Detective Lance (Paul Blackthorne). Back on the island, Oliver recalls how Shado (guest star Celina Jade) helped him incrementally gain confidence with a bow and hit the target for the first time. Willa Holland and Susanna Thompson also star. Manu Bennett, Byron Mann and Audrey Marie Anderson guest star. Ken Fink directed the episode written by Ben Sokolowski & Beth Schwartz (#120).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 SUPERNATURAL — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Citizen Fang” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  SAM PUTS A TRACKER ON BENNY — Sam (Jared Padalecki) asks a hunter named Martin (guest star Jon Gries) to keep an eye on Benny (guest star Ty Olsson) without telling Dean (Jensen Ackles). However, when Martin tells Sam there was a vampire kill and he thinks Benny is responsible, Dean defends his friend. When Martin decides to take things into his own hands, things get messy and Dean is forced to make a very hard decision. Nick Copus directed the episode written by Daniel Loflin (#809).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Pictures of You” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  PROM NIGHT IN MYSTIC FALLS — After making a decision that infuriates Klaus (Joseph Morgan), Elijah (Daniel Gillies) proposes a life-changing challenge for Rebekah (Claire Holt). Caroline (Candice Accola) finds that her carefully laid plans for the perfect Senior Prom night are disrupted by Elena (Nina Dobrev), so she turns to an amused Klaus for a solution. Determined to get through to Elena, Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) both attend the prom, but the evening begins to spiral out of control despite their efforts. When Elena suddenly lashes out in a way no one could have predicted, Matt (Zach Roerig) turns to Rebekah for help. Finally, Bonnie (Kat Graham) makes a terrifying discovery, and Klaus receives a message that could change everything. J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Neil Reynolds & Caroline Dries (#419).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS —
  (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Guy who Gets to Kiss the Girl” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)
  THE MODELS SHOOT A GENDER BENDING COMMERCIAL — Tensions run high when some of the models accuse another of abusing her power in the house. The guys and girls act as fashion correspondents in a challenge led by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. Then, their acting skills are put to the test when they shoot a fragrance commercial with a role-reversing twist. (#2006)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for AMERICAN DAD, THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS and FAMILY GUY are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FRANCINE TURNS STAN INTO THE PERFECT HUSBAND ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
  Francine tries to mold Stan into her ideal husband when he gets amnesia after falling off an arcade game during a CIA operation to capture the “real” Osama bin Laden (who, apparently, has been managing a “Dave and Buster’s” restaurant in Florida). Meanwhile, Roger lets Steve join his paper route to earn some extra money, but Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of the business in the “The Boring Identity” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 1 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-714) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus; Jeff Fischer as Jeff.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LISA IS HARRASSED BY A BULLYING NEW TEACHER ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
  Tina Fey and Richard Dawkins Make Guest-Voice Appearances
  Flanders becomes jealous when his laid-back parents start to prefer Homer’s company over his and he faces unbearable guilt after punching Homer in the eye, as he desperately tries to reconcile with him. Meanwhile, Lisa is distressed by her new substitute teacher (guest voice Tina Fey), who bullies her for no apparent reason in the “Black-Eyed, Please” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 1 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2409) (TV-PG D, V)
  Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse and Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
  Guest Voice Cast: Tina Fey as Ms. Cantwell and Richard Dawkins as himself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BART IS THE PRIME SUSPECT IN AN EASTER PRANK ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
  Janet Reno Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  Bart is falsely accused of pulling a prank on Easter involving the school marching band and stuffing rotten eggs in the brass section’s horns, and Lisa must step in as his attorney to defend her brother. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns attempts to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a superhero, Fruit Bat Man, in the “Dark Knight Court” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2410) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse and Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
  Guest Voice Cast: Janet Reno as herself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30 -9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE BELCHERS APPEAR ON A TELEVISION GAME SHOW ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
  After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show “Family Fracas!” To the dismay of the program’s host, they keep winning and coming back each night…that is until their lucky streak comes to a suspicious end in the “Family Fracas” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, Sept. 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-306) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CHRIS NEEDS A LAUNCH OF CONFIDENCE ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
  Brian Williams (“Rock Center with Brian Williams”) Guest-Voices
  To boost Chris’ self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it’s up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth in the “Space Cadet” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1006) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Carter, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Tom Tucker, and Carter Pewterschmidt; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg; and Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown.
  Guest Voice Cast: Brian Williams as himself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  QUAGMIRE GETS HIMSELF INTO A QUAGMIRE ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
  Sofia Vergara (“Modern Family”), Megan Hilty (“Smash”) and Mae Whitman (“Parenthood”) Guest-Voice
  When Peter, Quagmire and Joe are visiting the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a hooker. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter in the “The Giggity Wife” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1009) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; and Mila Kunis as Meg.
  Guest Voice Cast: Sofia Vergara as Buxom Woman and Hispanic Woman; Megan Hilty as Old Woman and Teacher; Mae Whitman as Student, Young Girl and Zuzu
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“RAISING HOPE”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  VIRGINIA AND BURT LOSE A PRECIOUS VIDEO ON “RAISING HOPE” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
  Mike O’Malley (GLEE, “Yes, Dear”) and Liza Snyder (“Yes, Dear”) Guest-Star
  When Burt (Garret Dillahunt) and Virginia (Martha Plimpton) discover that their storage locker is up for auction, they also realize they have misplaced a personal and incriminating home video that has fallen into the hands of another couple (guest stars Mike O’Malley and Liza Snyder). Meanwhile, Sabrina tries to get to the bottom of Jimmy’s epic sleepwalking habit in the “Sex, Clown and Videotape” episode of RAISING HOPE airing Monday, Sept. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOP-317) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Todd Giebenhain as Frank; Trace Garcia as Five Year Old Jimmy; Sam Ayers as Matt; Mike O’Malley as Mason; Liza Snyder as Sarah; Frank Crim as Leo.
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
  --“RAISING HOPE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  SABRINA GOES GREEN ON “RAISING HOPE” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
  Luke Perry Guest-Stars
  The Ghost of Arbor Day Past, Present and Future (guest star Perry) pays a visit to Sabrina in the middle of the night, after she takes a stand against the way the Chance family celebrates the tree-themed holiday in the “Arbor Daze” episode of RAISING HOPE airing Monday, Sept. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOP-318) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Luke Perry as the Ghost of Arbor Day – Past, Present and Future
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CECE’S WEDDING DAY IS FULL OF SURPRISES ON “NEW GIRL” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
  Taylor Swift and Rob Reiner Guest-Star
  Cece’s wedding day finds Jess and Nick making a decision about their relationship. Meanwhile, Schmidt schemes with a typically overenthusiastic Winston to sabotage the nuptials, although a shocking announcement may be bigger than anything he plans in the “Elaine’s Big Day” episode of NEW GIRL airing Monday, Sept. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-225) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Taylor Swift as wedding guest; Rob Reiner as Bob Day; Satya Bhabha as Shrivang
   

• FOX MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MINDY GOES TO HAITI ON “THE MINDY PROJECT” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
   When Mindy decides to go to Haiti on a volunteer mission with Casey, Danny and his ex-wife, Christina, throw a party for them that they will never forget in the “Take Me With You” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Monday, Sept. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-124) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Anders Holm as Casey; Chloe Sevigny as Christina.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of GLEE, NEW GIRL AND THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“GLEE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S NOW OR NEVER FOR THE NEW DIRECTIONS ON “GLEE” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, ON FOX
  Patty Duke, Meredith Baxter and Season 12 AMERICAN IDOL Runner-Up Jessica Sanchez Make Guest Appearances
  It’s finally time for Regionals, and the glee club is more determined than ever to advance to Nationals. Brittany returns from her MIT trip with a new attitude and Ryder finally has a lead on who is “catfishing” him in the “All Or Nothing” episode of GLEE airing on Thursday, Sept. 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-422) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Patty Duke as Jan; Meredith Baxter as Liz; Jessica Sanchez as Frida Romero; NeNe Leakes as Coach Roz Washington; Jacob Artist as Jake Puckerman; Melissa Benoist as Marley Rose; Becca Tobin as Kitty Wilde; Alex Newell as Wade Adams; Blake Jenner as Ryder Lynn; Vanessa Lengies as Sugar Motta; Samuel Larsen as Joe Hart
   

• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S GARAGE WARS ON “NEW GIRL” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, ON FOX
  When Schmidt discovers a previously unknown, yet highly-coveted parking spot, Jess and the roommates battle it out to see who will get to use it. Meanwhile, Winston has a hard time finding a condom when he gets an impromptu invitation from Daisy (guest star Brenda Song) in the “Parking Spot” episode of NEW GIRL airing Thursday, Sept. 5 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-217) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Brenda Song as Daisy; Satya Bhabha as Shrivang
   

• FOX THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MINDY BRANCHES OFF ON HER OWN ON “THE MINDY PROJECT” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, ON FOX
  Mindy isn’t getting respect from Danny and Jeremy, so she goes off to experience life as her own boss. Meanwhile, the group fights back when they discover that holistic midwives are stealing patients from Shulman & Associates in the “Two to One” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Thursday, Sept. 5 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-108) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Ike Barinholtz as Morgan
   

• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A STOCK BROKER WITH A SECRET ON “BONES” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
  Joanna Cassidy (“Body of Proof”) Guest-Stars as Booth’s Mother
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Jack Spindler, a successful employee at a brokerage firm by day, but a stripper by night. When the team learns how Spindler’s moonlighting affected his personal life, they start to question the people closest to him, including his stripper friend, Storm (guest star Brandon Barash). Meanwhile, Booth’s mother (guest star Joanna Cassidy) shows up after a 24-year absence in his life and makes a special request of him in the “The Party in the Pants” episode of BONES airing Friday, Sept. 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-818) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Joanna Cassidy as Marianne Booth; Brandon Barash as Storm; Jonathan Tucker as Seth Harrison; Jeremy Kent Jackson as Seth Harrison; Hayley Marie Norman as Kristy Mineta; James Harvey Ward as Jason Wyler; Lise Simms as Aunt Alice; Ryan Malgarini as Dale; Qiaona Xiao as Miriam Young; Robert Pine as Reggie; Michelle DeFraites as Party Girl #1; Andrea Bordeaux as Party Girl #2.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JOE CARROLL SETS HIS ESCAPE PLAN IN ACTION ON “THE FOLLOWING” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
  In the season’s penultimate episode, Ryan, Parker and Weston prepare to storm the follower’s mansion, but Joe already has an escape plan in action. Meanwhile, disguised followers create a diversion at the town evacuation center, which causes panic among the residents and leads to a dangerous kidnapping of one FBI official in the “The End is Near” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Friday, Sept. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-114) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: John Lafayette as Captain Turner; Jennifer Ferrin as Molly; Joanna Rhinehart as Vicky Gray; Kelly AuCoin as Phil Gray; Meredith Hagner as Aimee; Charlie Semine as Alex; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell
   

• FOX SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
  **ONE-HOUR EPISODE**--“ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD ON ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
   For Mature Audiences
  In an encore of the “Zombie Island…In Space” episode of AXE COP, a young woman (guest voice Megan Mullally) asks badass crime fighter Axe Cop (Nick Offerman) and partner Flute Cop (Ken Marino) to find her kidnapped scientist father, leading them to the Zombie Island planet, where they help save the Queen of England. Then, in an encore of the “Adoption” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, Marsh (Vincent Kartheiser) discovers the band is wildly popular in China just as Cassandra (Mandy Moore) goes through a major identity crisis when she finds out that she’s actually adopted…and Chinese. In an encore of the “An American Story” episode of AXE COP, badass crime fighter AXE COP (Nick Offerman) tells the story of how his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, Book Cop (guest voice Jonathan Banks), invented the Fourth of July. Then, in an encore of the “Bullies” episode of HIGH SCHOOL USA!, upbeat and super-positive teen Marsh Merriwether (Vincent Kartheiser) learns a valuable lesson when his best friend is accused of bullying. Meanwhile, Cassandra (Mandy Moore) gets ready for the “It Gets Better After High School” high school dance. Don’t miss the full hour of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF airing Saturday, Sept. 7 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ANI-104) (TV-MA L, S, V)
  AXE COP:
  Guest Voice Cast: Megan Mullally as Isabella and Queen of England; Peter Serafinowicz as Dr. Doo Doo and Chemist “M”; Jonathan Banks as Book Cop; Patton Oswalt as Dr. Rang; Jared Harris as King of England; James Adomian as Book Cop’s dad; Megan Mullally as Book Cop’s mom; Rob Huebel as Grey Diamond; Vincent Kartheiser as Bat Warthog Man; Peter Serafinowicz as Red Coat
  HIGH SCHOOL USA!:
  Guest Voice Cast: Anders Holm as Garrett Philanders; Dino Stamatopoulos as Mr. Merriwether; Ike Barinholtz as cyber bully; Rachel Butera as Brad’s Mom
   

• Hulu We wanted to share the exciting news that all four seasons of “The Good Wife” will be available on Hulu Plus starting this Sunday, September 1st! So kick-off your Labor Day weekend by catching up on episodes of this critically acclaimed drama before the season five premiere on CBS in late September.
  We announced this today via our Hulu blog: http://blog.hulu.com/2013/08/30/good-wife/
  Show Page: www.hulu.com/the-good-wife
  Photos: http://tvmegasite.net/images/primetime/promo/cbs/goodwife/
  ALL FOUR SEASONS OF "THE GOOD WIFE" COME TO HULU PLUS SEPT. 1
  Catch Up On All Episodes on Hulu Plus Before Season Five Premieres on CBS Sunday, Sept. 29
  WHAT: All four seasons of "The Good Wife" launch on the Hulu Plus subscription service on Sunday, Sept. 1.
  Viewers can never get enough of Alicia Florrick (Julianna Margulies, "ER") who ignites the screen as the political wife whose world is shattered when her husband (Chris Noth, "Sex and the City") is caught in a sex and corruption scandal. Forced to support her family, Alicia returns to work at a Chicago law firm headed by Diane Lockhart (Emmy and Tony Award winner Christine Baranski) and Will Gardner (Josh Charles), a driven attorney with a passion for justice. A gripping blend of courtroom drama, politics and steamy personal relationships, "The Good Wife" also stars Archie Panjabi, Alan Cumming, Matt Czuchry, Makenzie Vegas and Graham Phillips and features all-star guest stars like Michael J. Fox, Matthew Perry, Martha Plimpton and Rita Wilson. Hailed by the Chicago Tribune for its “deluxe production values, smart writing, and outstanding array of actors,” the series earned 30 Emmy nominations. 90 episodes of the legal drama will be available on Hulu Plus.
  "The Good Wife" joins CBS's rich television library available on Hulu Plus, including "The Amazing Race," "Numb3rs," "CSI: Miami" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," in addition to classics such as "Star Trek," "Twin Peaks," "I Love Lucy" and "The Twilight Zone."
  WHEN: Launches at 12:00 a.m. ET, Sunday, Sept. 1
  WHERE: On Hulu Plus at http://www.hulu.com/the-good-wife
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "820 (LIVE)"
  09/01/2013 (07:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : TWELVE SEMI-FINAL ACTS PERFORM LIVE FOR AMERICA’S VOTE AT THE WORLD FAMOUS RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
  The first 12 semi-finalists perform live at the legendary Radio City Music Hall for the chance to win one million dollars and become the most talented act in America. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges and Nick Cannon hosts.
   

• NBC "HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT" "PORTRAIT OF A KILLER PARTY"
  09/03/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE STARS BRING THEIR A-GAME TO FINAL NIGHT OF COMPETITION – Two contestants will lead their respective teams of three celebrities, which include Tom Arnold, Terry Crews, Emilie de Ravin, Jerry Ferarra, David Giuntoli and Hoda Kotb, and in a series of unique party games in hopes of winning the $25,000 grand prize. The games will bring out the best, funniest and most competitive sides of some of Hollywood’s most beloved stars in this hilarious no-holds-bar competition hosted by Jane Lynch.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "EPISODE 822A"
  09/04/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : AMERICA'S GOT TALENT: SEMI-FINALS RECAP
  Take a look back at last night’s semi-final show, with performances from 12 of the Top 24 acts competing for the chance to win the $1 million prize and be named the most talented act in America. Howard Stern, Mel B, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel star as the celebrity panel of judges and Nick Cannon hosts.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "213"
  09/06/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Friday) : This week, Betty White’s sassy senior tricksters are keeping busy directing traffic inside a grocery store, giving movie-goers bad reviews of the movies they are about to see, and cutting loose at an arcade on a follow-along dance machine. Also, one senior gives a young girl a ticket for an absurd violation involving a statue, while another blows bubbles on unsuspecting shoppers.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "214"
  09/06/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : ED ASNER GUEST STARS IN SEASON TWO FINALE – Seven-time Emmy Award winner Ed Asner is the special guest on the season two finale, first playing a lusty suitor of Betty White’s who she meets through online dating and then later, appearing as the prize Betty brings home from a charity auction. This week, an elderly woman enlists a stranger’s help to check off her "bucket list" wish to take a nude photo of herself, and two senior tricksters provide a celebratory martini to a jogger as she finishes her run. Plus, a man’s dentures accidentally fall into a cup of coffee he is supposed to be watching for someone, and a female prankster at a train station sneezes into her husband’s ashes, blowing them on to the horrified stranger sitting next to her. Also this week, the funniest viewer-submitted pranks -- winners of the "Off Their Rockers Prankster’s Challenge" -- are shown along with the winners’ names and hometowns.
   

• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "TBA"
  09/07/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "TBA"
  09/07/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• PBS EARTHFLIGHT Six-Part Mini-Series Premieres Wed. Sept. 4 at 8pm on PBS
  A reminder that a stunning bird's-eye view of the natural wonders of six of our continents, including North America's Grand Canyon, Great Plains, Alaska, and some man-made, i.e. Golden Gate Bridge and New York City, will be winging its' way to the small screen starting September 4.
  Over six consecutive weeks, viewers will follow the migratory flyways of all kinds of birds and observe how new technological advances and sophisticated camera techniques captured the breathtaking visuals. But anything can happen when you're working with birds, even trained ones, as a sequence in episode one shows when the filmmakers lose track of their snow geese in New York harbor and later find them in a Brooklyn park.
  NATURE and the National Audubon Society are collaborating to promote the series. The partnership will provide "second screen experiences" during and following the broadcast premiere as Audubon experts - Vice President Gary Langham on the East Coast and a West Coast counterpart TBA - participate in live Q&A's on the PBS NATURE's Facebook page. On Twitter, Audubon will host a real time bird trivia contest and @audubonsociety will tweet questions timed to what viewers are watching with prizes for the winners. Also planned are OVEE screenings during the six-week broadcast run. This social screening platform for watching PBS programs will feature an Audubon expert answering questions in real time.
  EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation premieres Wednesday, September 4 from 8-9pm ET on PBS (check local listings) and airs over six weeks through October 9.
  Here's a quick video preview: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/earthflight/introduction/8388/
  EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation Takes to the Skies in a New Six-Part Mini-Series Debuting Wednesday, September 4, 2013 on PBS
  Experience an awe-inspiring journey of earth's natural wonders, as never seen before, through the eyes of birds
  What would it be like to see the world from a bird's perspective? To experience riding on the backs of bald eagles and snow geese or flying alongside a flock of brown pelicans as they scan and dive for fish in the ocean below. State-of-the-art technology and sophisticated camera techniques have now made it possible to do just that and more as EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation takes viewers on a breathtaking aerial adventure over six continents.
  Witness some of the world's greatest wildlife spectacles, struggles, migrations, and stunning landscapes from a bird's-eye view when EARTHFLIGHT, A Nature Special Presentation airs on six consecutive Wednesdays, September 4, 11, 18, 25, October 2 and 9, 2013 at 8 p.m. (ET) on PBS (check local listings). After the broadcast, each episode will be available for online streaming at pbs.org/nature.
  Episode one: North America (airs Wednesday, September 4 at 8 p.m.)
  Snow geese, pelicans, and bald eagles fly over the Great Plains, the Grand Canyon, Alaska, New York City and the Golden Gate Bridge as they encounter and engage with bears, dolphins, bison, and spawning fish.
  A two-hour compilation of this six-hour series, titled "Winged Planet," aired on the Discovery Channel last October.Nature is a production of THIRTEEN in association with WNET for PBS.
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
  LAW & ORDER: SVU “Labor Day” marathon – 11/10c
  Rest up and enjoy a full day of LAW & ORDER: SVU episodes in a marathon airing from 11am to 2am.
   

• USA Network MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
  NCIS “Labor Day” marathon – 8/7c
  There’s no better way to spend a holiday than watching a marathon of NCIS episodes! Tune in from 8am to 7pm.
   

• USA Network SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
  NCIS – “Ziva Appreciation Day” marathon – 1/12c
  Spend a day with your favorite super agent and tell the world why you love her at #USALovesZiva. Then tune into Ziva Appreciation Day and see your comments on the air from 6pm to 10pm. Note: the marathon airs from 1pm to 12am.