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• ABC Family Melissa & Joey returns on Wednesday, May 30, 2012, with back-to-back episodes at 8:00PM and 8:30PM.
  ABC FAMILY'S ORIGINAL COMEDY SERIES "MELISSA & JOEY" RETURNS FOR SERIES' SECOND SEASON BEGINNING WEDNESDAY, MAY 30, 2012 WITH BACK-TO-BACK EPISODES
  Burbank, CA (March 12, 2012) - ABC Family kicks off the summer with the second season premiere of "Melissa & Joey," on Wednesday, May 30, 2012, with back-to-back episodes at 8:00PM and 8:30PM.
  Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence, season two of "Melissa & Joey" picks up with Mel's (Hart) house in disarray after the bathtub crashed through the living room in the season one finale. Joe (Lawrence) continues to help Mel raise her teenage niece (Taylor Spreitler) and nephew (Nick Robinson), while she pursues her career in local politics. The second season features such guest stars as Debi Mazar ("Entourage"), Cody Linley ("Dancing with the Stars, "Hannah Montana"), Gregg Sulkin ("Wizards of Waverly Place") and comedienne Rita Rudner.
   

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: My Life / Your World - SEASON FINALE
  THE CUL DE SAC CREW GOES TO NAPA FOR A WINE WEDDING, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  David Arquette Guest Stars
  "My Life/Your World" -- When Grayson complains that he's living the movie "Groundhog Day" because the gang shows up at the same time every day at Jules' house, Jules asks for a "Groundhog Day"-themed bachelorette party so that Ellie and Laurie can explain the movie to her. Then, fed up with the lack of privacy, Grayson convinces Jules to elope to Napa . . . but the cul de sac crew happily tags along, on the Season Finale of "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, MAY 29 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. David Arquette guest stars as a hotel concierge who'll go to great (and possibly illegal) lengths to help the wine wedding go off without a hitch.
  Guest stars are David Arquette as Daniel, Robert Clendenin as Tom, Nicole Sullivan as Lynn, Sawyer Ever as Stan, Robert Clendenin as Tom, Ken Jenkins as Chick, Edwin Hodge as Wade, Briga Heelan as Holly and Michael Ausiello as the bartender.
  "My Life" was written by Kevin Biegel, "Your World" was written by Bill Lawrence. John Putch directed.
   

• ABC DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23: Daddy's Girl
  CHLOE'S MATCHMAKING SKILLS ARE UNCONVENTIONAL TO SAY THE LEAST, ON ABC'S "DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23"
  "Daddy's Girl..." - Dating is awkward enough, but when you add Chloe into the mix, it grows tenfold, which June learns the hard way when she begrudgingly allows Chloe to set her up. Meanwhile, James decides to teach an acting class but can't seem to escape his Dawson persona, on "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23," WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 (10:00-10:30 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/18/12)
  Guest cast in "Daddy's Girl..." includes Eve Gordon as Mrs. Colburn, Peter MacKenzie as Mr. Colburn, Ray Ford as Luther, Michael Landes as Scott, Marin Hinkle as Karen, Amra Silajdzic as Svetlana, Elizabeth Mercer as customer, Brian Konowal as drunk guy, Dante Swain and student no. 1, Foster Wilson as student no. 2, Maisie Pacia as student no. 3.
  "Daddy's Girl..." was written by Nahnatchka Khan and directed by Michael Spiller.
   

• ABC ROOKIE BLUE: Class Dismissed
  SCHOOL PRANKS LEAD TO MORE SERIOUS CRIMES, AS ANDY AND SWAREK MUST STOP A YOUNG MAN FROM SELF-DESTRUCTING AND WREAKING HAVOC ON THE OTHER STUDENTS AROUND HIM, ON ABC'S "ROOKIE BLUE"
  "Class Dismissed" - The theft of an armed police car tops the list of dangerous pranks as local schools wind to a close for the summer. While tracking down the stolen vehicle, Andy and Swarek pick up the trail of a hotheaded teen boy who robbed and violently assaulted a notorious local criminal - who happens to be his girlfriend's father. Andy and Swarek must find the armed teenager before disaster strikes, on "Rookie Blue," THURSDAY, MAY 31 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring in "Class Dismissed" are Mayko Nguyen as Sue Tran, Noah Reid as Wyatt Cripton, Clare Stone as Stella Alvarez and Liam Green as Troy.
  "Class Dismissed" was written by Russ Cochrane and directed by Tim Southam.
  
  

• AMC The Killing: "72 Hours" Season 2, Episode 10
  Episode Synopsis: Sarah is at her wit's end; Stan tries to mend fences; and Richmond gets a surprise boost in the mayoral race. Original Air Date: May 27, 2012 Video
   

• AMC Mad Men: "The Other Woman" Season 5, Episode 11
  Episode Synopsis: Don deals with a challenging pitch, while Peggy ponders taking a trip. Original Air Date: May 27, 2012 Video
  Pete and the others convince Joan to have sex with one of the Jaguar guys to get the account. Lane suggests that she ask to be a partner instead of cash. They land the account. Peggy gets a job with Cutler Gleason and Chaough, quitting Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
   

• CBS A GENTLEMAN NEVER DATES IN THE WORKPLACE, BUT PERHAPS HE RECEIVES A PASS IF SHE’S COMPULSIVELY ORGANIZED AND HIS #1 GROUPIE, ON “HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN,” SATURDAY, JUNE 2
  "How to Dip Your Pen in the Company Ink" — When Andrew refuses to make a move on his attractive new assistant, Bert teaches him a lesson by going out with her, on HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, Saturday, June 2 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Borkow
  DIRECTED BY: Alex Hardcastle
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 28, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET)
  Please Note:
  • The Series Premiere of “The Catalina” will air Tuesday, May 29 (8:00 – 9:00 p.m. ET)
  • The Season Finale of “The L.A. Complex” will air Tuesday, May 29 (9:00 – 10:00 p.m. ET)
  • The Season Finale of “America’s Next Top Model” will air Wednesday, May 30 (9:00 – 10:00 p.m. ET)
  • The Series Premiere of “Breaking Pointe” will air Thursday, May 31 (8:00 – 9:00 p.m. ET)
  TUESDAY, MAY 29
  SEASON FINALE
  “THE L.A. COMPLEX” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Burn It Down” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  YOUNG AND DESPERATE — Nick (Joe Dinicol) and Abby (Cassie Steele) are trying to move past the casual phase of their relationship while still desperately trying to make their career dreams come true. Connor (Jonathan Patrick Moore) continues searching for answers but remains sad and lonely. Raquel's (Jewel Staite) conscience gets the best of her and she starts to question all of her decisions. Meanwhile, Kal (Andra Fuller) and Tariq (Benjamin Charles Watson) seem to be moving in a great direction until the unthinkable happens. Martin Gero wrote and directed the episode (#106).
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MAY 31
  **TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE**--“TOUCH”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  NEW CONNECTIONS TRIGGER A QUEST TO FIND MORE IN an ALL-NEW TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF “TOUCH” THURSDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX
  Maria Bello Makes Her TOUCH Debut
  As the Aster Corporation increases their interest in Jake, Martin joins forces with Abigail (guest star Catherine Dent) as the stakes of Jake’s custody escalate. When Avram (guest star Bohdi Elfman) reiterates to Martin that Jake and Amelia, a presumed dead girl with similar characteristics as Jake, are connected, Martin sets out on a passionate mission to uncover the truth. Meanwhile, circumstances intensify when Lucy (guest star Maria Bello) enters the picture and seemingly unrelated events are tied together in the all-new “Gyre, Parts 1 & 2” two-hour season finale of TOUCH airing Thursday, May 31 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-111/12) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Cast: Maria Bello as Lucy; Bohdi Elfman as Avram; Catherine Dent as Abigail Kelsey
   

• NBC "HARRY'S LAW"
  "ONWARD AND UPWARD"
  05/27/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : JEAN SMART ("SAMANTHA WHO") GUEST STARS - HARRY’S EX-HUSBAND IS FOUND DEAD; WITH TOMMY’S HELP HARRY MUST DEFEND A MAN WHO’S SUSPECTED OF MURDERING HIS EX-WIFE WHILE OLIVER FIGHTS AGAINST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN COURT – Harry’s (Kathy Bates) ex-husband is found dead with no one to claim the body, burdening her with planning the funeral which to her surprise stirs up more emotion than she anticipated. Meanwhile, with Tommy’s (Chris McDonald) help, Harry agrees to represent a man publicly named a person of interest in the murder of his ex-wife. Elsewhere, Oliver (Mark Valley) tries to rope Cassie (Karen Olivo) into representing a student who is suing the Law School that denied her entrance because they practice affirmative action. Other romantic entanglements are tested when Adam (Nate Corddry) is pitted against Phoebe (Justine Lupe) after he takes on the case of a man fired for constantly popping his false teeth in and out of his mouth.

NON-FICTION

• ABC NEXT WEEK ON THE BACHELORETTE (5/28)
  AS ONE BACHELOR REACHES NEW HEIGHTS ON A PULSE-POUNDING ADRENALINE DATE WITH EMILY, SOME OF THE MEN FACE OFF WITH EMILY'S FRIENDS ABOUT THEIR INTENTIONS AND SHE LEARNS WHO IS READY TO STEP UP AND BE A FATHER, ON ABC'S "THE BACHELORETTE"
  Eight-Time Grammy Award-Winner Dolly Parton, the Queen of Country Herself, Serenades Emily and One Lucky Man at Dollywood
  Country Music Star Luke Bryan Gives a Special Concert to Emily and Another Rose Contender
  "Episode 803" - Chris' heart is racing - for more than one reason: Not only does he discover that he has this week's first one-on-one date with Emily, he's jolted when he learns that he must attempt to scale a building with her if he's to spend any quality time with the Bachelorette, and when she surprises him with a performance by country star Luke Bryant. Meanwhile 12 men will be grilled by Emily's friends, who will report back to her about who they think would be a good match for her and a good stepfather for Ricki. Emily surprises Arie with a flight to Dollywood for a special day on which the park is open only to them, and in a total shocker to Emily, her idol, country music legend Dolly Parton, gives the couple a private concert. But it all ends at a dramatic cocktail party when some of the men come clean about whether they're ready to step up and be a stepfather, which sends shock waves through the group -- and Emily decides to do something about it -- on "The Bachelorette," MONDAY, MAY 28 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  It's revealed to Chris that he has to work for his romantic dinner with Emily overlooking the downtown skyline of Charlotte... by joining her in scaling a building! The climb will be filled with a lot of nature's special effects - thunder and lightning. Will Chris be able to help Emily overcome her fears and lead her to the top? The evening culminates with a special performance by country music star Luke Bryan. But will Emily surprise Chris one more time with a rose?
   

• ABC Tuesday, May 29, 2012
  9:00 PM-11:00 PM Special Edition of 20/20: The Real Queen
  ABC News Celebrates Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee With Unprecedented Access to the Royal Family and Celebration Concert
  Look for the two-hour specials "The Real Queen: By Her Own Royal Family with Katie Couric" on Tuesday, May 29 and "Concert for The Queen: A Diamond Jubilee Celebration with Katie Couric" on Tuesday, June 5.
  ABC NEWS CELEBRATES HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II's DIAMOND JUBILEE WITH UNPRECEDENTED ACCESS TO THE ROYAL FAMILY AND CELEBRATION CONCERT
  Exclusive Interview with TRH The Duke of Cambridge Prince William and Prince Harry and Other Family Members to Air on a Special Edition of "20/20," "The Real Queen: By Her Own Royal Family with Katie Couric," Tuesday, May 29
  "Good Morning America" to Broadcast Live from London June 4 and 5
   

• ABC ON ABC’S DUETS (5/31)
  THE COMPETITION BECOMES HEATED WHEN THE SUPERSTARS AND THEIR PARTNERS PERFORM CLASSIC DUETS, ON ABC'S "DUETS"
  "Classic Duets" - The music industry's biggest Superstars, Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles and Robin Thicke, take the stage and perform classic duets with their hand-picked Duet Partners. Hosted by Quddus, the series is a one-of a kind singing competition that takes the Superstars out from behind the judges' panel and onto the stage, on "Duets," THURSDAY, MAY 31 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Duets" stars Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles, Robin Thicke and Quddus.
  "Duets" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format, with 5.1-channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-PG,L parental guideline.
   

• ABC Friday, June 01, 2012
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM Primetime: What Would You Do?
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20
  11:35 PM-12:02 AM Nightline
  TBA
  
  

• CBS 60 Minutes Presents: Honoring our soldiers
  Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer recalls his actions during an ambush in Afghanistan; Wounded combat veterans return to Iraq to face their traumatic memories; And, five sets of brothers serve together in Afghanistan. Watch Video
  60 Minutes Overtime: Puppy rescue in Afghanistan
   

• CBS Tuesday May 29
  48 Hours Mystery
  TBA
   

• CBS NEW YORK CITY DOG GURU JUSTIN SILVER WORKS WITH A CELEBRITY SKATEBOARDING BULLDOG WHO IS DRIVING A WEDGE IN HIS OWNERS’ MARRIAGE, A MODEL AGENCY OWNER’S PUP WHO’S NOT DISPLAYING MODEL BEHAVIOR, AND A DOG IN DESPERATE NEED OF A DIET REGIMEN, ON THE PREMIERE EPISODE OF “DOGS IN THE CITY,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 ON CBS
  “I Speak Dog” – New York City dog guru Justin Silver works with “Beefy,” a celebrity skateboarding bulldog (www.beefythebulldog.com) who is making his owner’s new wife feel like the third wheel, a model agency owner who starts a war of words with Justin over his take on how to handle her aggressive dog, and a single father and his young daughter who are relying on Justin to help their obese dog lose the excess weight that’s threatening her health, on DOGS IN THE CITY, the summer reality series to premiere Wednesday, May 30 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  In Manhattan, Justin Silver is known as the “go-to guy” for all things dog-related. He has a creative and instinctive ability to connect with his canine customers while solving dilemmas for their two-legged masters. In each episode, he meets with clients who present a range of relationship problems, lifestyle changes or domestic issues. Justin gets as imaginative as necessary to reach a satisfying resolution, often finding that the owners can be a special breed themselves.
  Justin Silver has been taking care of dogs and their owners for more than a decade. A dog trainer, behaviorist and owner of a pet care company, Silver is also a comedian and founder of Funny for Fido, a nonprofit that raises money for homeless animals by producing a yearly stand-up comedy event. Silver firmly believes that every dog can be trained to be a wonderful companion by working on issues calmly and confidently with both his four- and two-legged clients.
  Julie Weitz, Carol Mendelsohn, Jen O’Connell and Nick Emmerson are executive producers. Gerry Olin Greengrass serves as co-executive producer. DOGS IN THE CITY is produced by CBS’s Raquel Productions Inc. in association with Shed Media US Inc. and Carol Mendelsohn Productions.
   

• CBS Saturday June 2
  48 Hours Mystery
  TBA
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MAY 29
  SERIES PREMIERE
  “THE CATALINA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Spring Breakdown” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SERIES PREMIERE — The young, wild staff of The Catalina Hotel in Miami’s South Beach are a fun-loving group that work hard during the day, while at night they party even harder than their guests. Pool bartenders Nancy and Kris used to date and still have to work together - which causes jealousy when Kris flirts with hotel guests visiting over spring break. New employee David does his best to fit in with his fellow co-workers and succeeds with one in particular a little too well, while Kung Fu restaurant general manager Morgan is all business as she tries to keep things flowing without losing her temper (101).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MAY 30
  SEASON FINALE
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “Season Finale” (TV-PG, L)
  A WINNER IS CHOSEN — The final models participate in their Covergirl commercial and photo shoot, where one of the women has a panic attack and is taken to the hospital. For the first time in “Top Model” history, the women will take part in a holographic runway show interacting with lifelike images and also walk in sync with the outline of their own bodies. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join Jay Manuel and Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel to choose the winner (#1812).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 31
  SERIES PREMIERE
  “BREAKING POINTE” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Survival of the Fittest” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  GO BEHIND THE SCENES OF AN ELITE BALLET COMPANY, BALLET WEST — For the first time ever, the beauty and grace of ballet, the world’s preeminent dance form, will be brought to television. Viewers will also see the dark side of this seemingly perfect world; the jealousy, competition and intensity that exist behind the scenes at a professional ballet company. Led by Ballet West’s Artistic Director Adam Sklute, Ballet West and Ballet West II’s company of 48 dancers includes Principal Artist Christiana Bennett, Principal Artist Christopher Ruud, Soloist Tom Mattingly, Soloist Ronnie Underwood, Demi-Soloist Allison DeBona, Demi-Soloist Rex Tilton, Adrian Fry, Beckanne Sisk, Kathleen Martin and Ronald Tilton. (#101)
   

• E! In anticipation of this week's super new episodes, E! has just released the poster artwork for season 7 of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and their latest reality series "Mrs. Eastwood & Company"! Poster #1    Poster #2
  This week, fans will get not one but TWO super new episodes of these smash E! shows, with new episodes airing at their slated times on both Sunday and Monday nights!
  On this Sunday's "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," Kourtney takes her grudge against Kris to the next level, while Kendall and Kylie start their first job at Seventeen Magazine. Monday's show will feature a new family feud as Bruce gets offended when Rob says he never had a strong male role model growing up.
  Sunday on "Mrs. Eastwood & Company," Francesca and Tyler come to blows when he puts her in a dangerous situation, and Dina fears Morgan may get up to mischief when she throws a party while Dina is at a band member's wedding. On Monday's episode, Francesca and Morgan suspect that Dina has issues with hoarding, while Dina and Francesca clash over money when Francesca tries to stop Tyler from destroying an expensive bag for the sake of art.
  Tune in this Sunday and Monday at 9/8c and 10/9c for super new episodes of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" and "Mrs. Eastwood & Company."
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 27
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s NASCAR coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 12: THE CLEVELAND SHOW, THE SIMPSONS, BOB’S BURGERS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted tonight.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ON FOX—(5:30 PM-CC ET live/2:30 PM-CC PT live) cc-stereo
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS NASCAR ON FOX: COCA COLA 600 FROM CHARLOTTE, NC SUNDAY, MAY 27, ON FOX
  NASCAR on FOX Sprint Cup racing continues live from Charlotte Motor Speedway in Charlotte, NC. Host Chris Myers is joined by analysts Darrell Waltrip and Michael Waltrip in the renowned Hollywood Hotel with Jeff Hammond providing reports from the garages and pit road during FOX NASCAR SUNDAY PRERACE COVERAGE. Race announcer Mike Joy calls the action on the track alongside analysts Darrell Waltrip and Larry McReynolds for NASCAR ON FOX: COCA COLA 600 FROM CHARLOTTE, NC airing Sunday, May 27 (5:30 PM-CC ET live/2:30 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (SP-1240) (n/a)
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, MAY 30
  **TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**--**TWO-HOUR EPISODE** --SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE SEARCH FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER CONTINUES ON AN ALL-NEW “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” WEDNESDAY, MAY 30, ON FOX
  The search continues tonight for America’s Favorite Dancer on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers – skilled in everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Jive, Hip Hop and Krumping – all compete for a ticket to Las Vegas. See who struts into the judges’ hearts and who trips up in the all-new “Auditions #2” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, May 30 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-902) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, JUNE 2
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s MLB coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: COPS returns this summer.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—(7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-Stereo
  FOX SPORTS SATURDAY PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
  MLB on FOX continues coverage of the 2012 baseball season as the exclusive network home of Major League Baseball. Coverage starts with the FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL PREGAME SHOW hosted by Matt Vasgersian live from MLB Network’s state-of-the-art studio in Secaucus, NJ. Vasgersian is joined by analysts Harold Reynolds and Kevin Millar for FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL GAME OF THE WEEK airing LIVE Saturday, June 2 (7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-103) (n/a)
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "EPISODE 5"
  05/28/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Monday) : AUDITIONS HEAD TO TAMPA ON TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in Tampa/St. Petersburg, FL as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern star as the celebrity judges in this summer series. Nick Cannon hosts as a colorful array of hopeful future stars compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America.
   

• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "FINALS REGION 2"
  05/28/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ PRESENTS THE MIDWEST REGIONAL FINALS FROM DALLAS, TEXAS – The top 30 finishers from the Midwest region preliminary round (which airs on G4) take on an even more challenging course and compete for the chance to move into the national finals, which will take place in Las Vegas, NV. Comedian Matt Iseman and Olympic Gold Medalist Jonny Moseley host the heart-racing obstacle course competition series and Angela Sun reports from the sidelines. Competitors must tackle the arduous obstacle course in their quest for the $500,000 cash prize and a chance to win the coveted title "American Ninja Warrior."
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "EPISODE 6"
  05/29/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE TALENT SEARCH CONTINUES IN TAMPA ON "AMERICA’S GOT TALENT"
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in Tampa/St. Petersburg, FL as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern judge a colorful array of hopeful future stars as they compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America. Nick Cannon hosts.
   

• NBC "NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE"
  "2012 NHL STANLEY CUP FINALS - GAME #1 (TEAMS TBD) "
  05/30/2012 (08:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) :
   

• NBC "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" "HEY NONNY NONNY"
  06/01/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Friday) : OPEN HOUSE—Jessica (Jessica St. Clair) attempts to plan Lennon’s (Lennon Parham) open house for her new community dance studio. The arrival of Lennon’s former dance partner who is now a famous choreographer, Ken Haskins (guest star, Adam Campbell), forces Jessica to share her best friend planning duties. Meanwhile, Joe (Luka Jones) questions Ken’s sexuality and true intentions and wonders if Lennon’s old pal is really just a friend. Stephen Schneider and Daija Owens also star.
   

• NBC "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" "FATAL BLOW OUT"
  06/01/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : Fan Favorite—Joe (Luka Jones), Lennon (Lennon Parham), Jessica (Jessica St. Clair) and Rav (Stephen Schneider) head to Atlantic City for a gaming convention to debut Joe’s videogame. The ladies quickly realize that in order for Joe to win Fan Favorite, they will need to cater to the nerds. Meanwhile, an unexpected encounter between Jessica and Rav has them questioning their true feelings for each other. Daija Owens also stars.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2137"
  06/01/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : TBA
   

• NBC "NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE"
  "2012 NHL STANLEY CUP FINALS - GAME #2 (TEAMS TBD)"
  06/02/2012 (08:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)

RERUNS

• ABC DUETS: 101 - PREMIERE
  THE SUPERSTARS PERFORM THEIR GREATEST HITS WITH THEIR PARTNERS,
  ON THE PREMIERE OF ABC'S "DUETS"
  "Episode 101" - The music industry's biggest Superstars -- Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles and Robin Thicke - take to the stage and perform their most popular songs with their hand-picked "Duets" partners. Hosted by Quddus, this one-of a kind singing competition series takes the Superstars out from behind the judges' panel and onto the stage, on the premiere of "Duets," THURSDAY, MAY 24 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC ROOKIE BLUE: First Day of the Rest of Your Life - SEASON PREMIERE
  FIVE ROOKIE COPS RETURN TO THE BEAT, BUT WILL THE STEEP COST - BOTH PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL - OF DOING THEIR JOB BE WORTH IT?, ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF ABC'S "ROOKIE BLUE"
  Emmy Award-Winner William Shatner ("Boston Legal") Guest Stars on the Premiere as Henry McLeod, a Belligerent Drunk Driver with a Haunting Secret
  Peter Mooney Joins the Cast as the Newest Rookie, Nick Collins
  Missy Peregrym Returns as Rookie Police Officer Andy McNally, With Gregory Smith Starring as Fellow Rookie Dov Epstein
  Five young and ambitious rookie cops continue to navigate the emotional trials and tribulations of their professional and personal lives. After two years on the job, these rookies are well on their way to becoming experienced cops. But at what cost? What price will they have to pay, both professionally and personally, to succeed at their jobs? And how can they stay true to themselves - maintaining their individuality and compassion - along the way? While a new rookie has joined 15 Division -- ex-soldier Nick Collins, who is trying to adapt to civilian policing after serving in Afghanistan -- the rest of the rookies are now entering their third year on the job. They have overcome the sophomore curse: that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. However this year, the rookies of 15 Division are going to have to learn to be careful what they wish for - and they are going to learn it the hard way. "Rookie Blue" premieres THURSDAY, MAY 24 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Officer Andy McNally finally thinks she has everything she's always wanted. Her three-month suspension for "conduct unbecoming an officer"-- jeopardizing Sam Swarek's undercover operation and, consequently, his life -- is behind her at long last. She's back at 15 Division and ready to move forward on all fronts. But having it all comes at a price. This season, the stakes of the job and its mortal consequences will touch each of our rookies' lives, and they'll learn first-hand the high personal cost of wearing the uniform.
  In the premiere episode, "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life," Andy's real life comes flooding back when she returns to 15 Division after a three-month suspension, ready to face an official tribunal that will decide if she should be reinstated to active duty. Reuniting with her police family, she also meets her possible replacement - new rookie Nick Collins. A tense face-off with fellow officer Sam Swarek is interrupted when they are involved in a multi-car collision, caused by a very drunk driver, Henry McLeod (William Shatner), with a serious grudge against the police. When a mysterious young girl vanishes from the scene of the accident, Andy connects her to a seven-year-old cold case. Will Andy-still on suspension - and the rest of the Division be able to find the missing girl and uncover the circumstances of her disappearance before it is too late? Whether Andy and Sam can reignite the passion they once had may be an even bigger question.
  After two years as first responders, these officers have learned just how badly a rookie mistake can hinder them -- and that there is a fine line between triumph and calamity. One day on the job can change them permanently. This year the stakes are higher, the cost is greater, and the victories and tragedies have far greater consequences in a world where danger, sex, and high-stakes drama intermingle with the natural heartbreaks of policing.
  Guest starring in "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life" are William Shatner ("Boston Legal," "Star Trek") as Henry McLeod, Niamh Wilson as Alice, Greg Bryk as Jon Grey and Frank Moore as Officer Gowling.
  "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life" was written by Tassie Cameron and directed by David Wellington.
   

• ABC CASTLE: Heartbreak Hotel
  CASTLE, ESPOSITO AND RYAN HEAD TO ATLANTIC CITY - PART MURDER INVESTIGATION, PART IMPROMPTU BACHELOR PARTY - ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Richard Burgi ("Desperate Housewives") Guest Stars
  "Heartbreak Hotel" - During the investigation of the murder of an Atlantic City casino owner at an abandoned warehouse, strong leads emerge for the team in both New York and Atlantic City. As Beckett and Capt. Gates work the New York leads together, Castle naturally chooses to join the detectives for the road trip to "America's Playground," hoping to help solve the case while throwing an impromptu bachelor party for Ryan. Richard Burgi ("Desperate Housewives") guest stars as Charlie Turner, the slick business partner of the victim, on "Castle," MONDAY, MAY 28 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/7/11)
  Guest Cast: Richard Burgi as Charlie Turner, Laura Regan as Rebecca Siegal, Susie Castillo as Nadine Espinoza, Eric Ladin as Daniel Sullivan, David Figlioli as Ralph Marino.
  "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by Elizabeth Davis and directed by Bill Roe.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Get Your Business Done
  A CHURCH SERMON INSPIRES THE HECK FAMILY TO LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST AND TO HAVE NO REGRETS, AND WHILE MIKE AND THE KIDS SEEM TO HAVE NO PROBLEM PUTTING THIS INTO ACTION, FRANKIE STRUGGLES TO FIND HER OWN LIFE'S MISSION, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "Get Your Business Done" - When the Hecks attend a new church, Frankie is inspired by the pastor's sermon about getting one's business in life completed before death rears its ugly head. So she makes it her mission to ensure that her family puts it into practice. To that end, Mike wants to thank his dad for being there for him and his brother after their mom died, Sue starts up her own baby-sitting service, and Brick thinks a new bed will meet the requirement, while Axl believes that helping Brick get his new bed will fulfill his. But Frankie finds it difficult to figure out what it is that she should be doing to fulfill her own life's destiny, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/11/12)
  Guest starring are Malcolm Foster Smith as Dave, Richard Gant as Pastor Watkins, Dierk Torsek as Reverend Hayver, Judith Hoag as Mrs. Jennings, Jeremy Scott Johnson as Mr. Jennings, Robert Capron as Tyler, Alex Staggs as clerk, Lynette DuPree as woman no. 1, Roger J. Timber as man no. 1, Marilyn Sue Perry as woman no. 2 and Chris Erric Maddox as man no. 2.
  "Get Your Business Done" was written by Vijal Patel and directed by Blake Evans.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Down Time
  DALLAS AND DALIA ARE COMFORTED BY SHRINKS AND FRIENDS, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  James Lipton Makes a Special Guest Appearance
  "Down Time" - When Dallas's divorce is finalized, George becomes concerned and includes her in a shopping trip with Noah to buy a new mattress. Meanwhile Dalia makes a breakthrough in therapy with her psychiatrist, Dr. Richard Rohl (James Lipton), Lisa and Malik try to set up Tessa, and Ryan takes Tessa on a date, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/11/12)
  "Down Time" guest stars Sam Lerner as Evan, Jonathan Slavin as store manager, James Lipton as Dr. Richard Rohl, Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Maestro Harrell as Malik, Bunnie Rivera as Carmen and Michael Adler as Dr. Roger
  "Down Time" was written by Brian Chamberlayne and directed by Alex Hardcastle.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Virgin Territory
  PHIL WITNESSES A MAJOR T.M.I. MOMENT AND PROMPTLY GOES INTO DENIAL, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Ernie Hudson ("Ghostbusters"), Marc Vann ("CSI") and Jack Laufer ("Huff") Guest Star
  "Virgin Territory" - It's a day of disturbing realizations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments, Phil overhears something that may forever change how he sees his little girl, and Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/22/12)
  Guest cast includes Ernie Hudson as Miles, Jack Laufer as Frank, Marc Vann as Stan, Will Greenberg as Dr. Goodall, Jess Allen as Viggo, Hollis Robinson as Miranda and Tim Monsion as Waiter.
  "Virgin Territory" was written by Elaine Ko and directed by Jason Winer.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)
  THE FRIENDS FIND THEMSLEVES AT YET ANOTHER WEDDING -- WILL THERE BE "DRAMA"? -- ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  Brian Austin Green Guest Stars; Stephen Guarino and Larry Wilmore Reprise Their Roles
  "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)" - The gang find themselves at yet another wedding, this time the nuptials of Derrick (Stephen Guarino reprising his role) and Eric (Nate Smith). Will there be "DRAMA," to quote Derrick? Of course, as Brad struggles to tell Jane something important; Jane tries to find a way to help Eric hide the fact that the pricey reception must be downscaled; and Max tries to find the courage to perform with his old all-male Madonna cover band. Meanwhile, a dateless Penny is sad that she's at another wedding, alone, until she meets cute guy Chris (Brian Austin Green) via Skype, on "Happy Endings," WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/4/12). Larry Wilmore guest stars as Brad's boss, Mr. Forristal.
  Guest starring are Brian Ausin Green as Chris, Stephen Guarino as Derrick, Nate Smith as Eric, Larry Wilmore as Mr. Forristal, Daniel Rhyder as Pitchy Pete, Michael Rubenstone as Hugh and Richard John Reliford as Jeff.
  "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)" was written by Josh Bycel & Leila Strachan and directed by Rob Greenberg.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Leap Day
  CAMERON'S BIRTHDAY COMES BUT ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  "Leap Day" - Cameron's birthday falls on Leap Day, and with opportunities to celebrate so few and far between, the pressure for Mitchell to get it right is exceptional. Meanwhile, Jay's machismo is in question, and Phil's plans to observe the Leap Day holiday with the boys is thwarted by the girls, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 (10:30-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/29/12)
  Guest cast includes Alex Schemmer as Jorgen, John DiMaggio as Captain Hauck, Rodney J. Hobbs as Trapeze Guy, Kali Rocha as Kate, Frank Maharajh as Micky, Harris Markson as Davy and Rob Chester Smith as Scarecrow.
  "Leap Day" was written by Danny Zuker and directed by Gail Mancuso.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 307
  ENTREPRENEURS ENTER THE SHARK-INFESTED WATERS OF ABC'S "SHARK TANK" WITH VARIED PITCHES THAT INCLUDE A CAT DRAWING SERVICE, A PROGRAM ON HOW TO BECOME A GREAT SALES PERSON AND AN INNOVATIVE PICK-UP TRUCK MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
  "Episode 307" - An artistic man from Chicago hopes the Sharks won't pussyfoot around but will see his cat drawing service as a worthy business investment. Another featured cat-themed business is a follow up story on CitiKitty from Season 2, Rebecca Rescate's product that potty trains cats. Also, a man from North Haven, CT needs to make the Sharks believe he has an education system that can teach anyone to be a better salesperson; a professional magician and Guinness World Record holder for card throwing, from Broadview Hills, OH presents his plan to bring his unique family-friendly brand of entertainment to Las Vegas; and a husband and father from Sparta, NC hopes to convince the Sharks to invest in his innovative cargo truck management system, a product he is proud to say is made in America, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, JUNE 1 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/27/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC SECRET MILLIONAIRE: Dani Johnson: Knoxville, TN
  MILLIONAIRE DANI JOHNSON LEAVES HER MANSION BEHIND TO LIVE ON WELFARE AMONG THE POOR IN KNOXVILLE, TN, ON ABC'S "SECRET MILLIONAIRE"
  "Dani Johnson: Knoxville, TN" -- "Secret Millionaire" is a one-hour alternative series that follows six of America's most successful business people as they spend a week in the country's poorest areas and ultimately gift deserving members of the community with hundreds of thousands of dollars of their own money. In the premiere episode, millionaire and successful entrepreneur Dani Johnson leaves her family and lavish lifestyle behind to spend six days in one of the poorest areas of Knoxville, Tennessee, in search of those most in need of her help. While there, she will survive on welfare level wages, volunteer her time and search her heart to determine how much of her own fortune to gift the community heroes she meets. "Secret Millionaire" airs SATURDAY, JUNE 2 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on The ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD 3/6/11)
   

• ABC SECRET MILLIONAIRE: Gary & Diane Heavin: Houston, TX
  "CURVES" FOUNDERS GARY & DIANE HEAVIN LIVE ON WELFARE FOR A WEEK IN HOUSTON'S "THIRD WARD," ON ABC'S "SECRET MILLIONAIRE"
  "Gary & Diane Heavin: Houston, TX" -- "Secret Millionaire" is a one-hour alternative series that follows six of America's most successful business people as they spend a week in the country's poorest areas and ultimately gift deserving members of the community with hundreds of thousands of dollars of their own money. In this episode, Gary & Diane Heavin, CEOs/founders of Curves International, Inc., the world's largest fitness franchise company, leave their thousand-acre ranch in Texas and spend a week living in Houston's "Third Ward," where 20% of the residents live in extreme poverty. Gary & Diane will stay in a rundown one-bedroom home in a neighborhood not far from where Gary was born, home to one of the highest crime rates in the nation. They will have to survive on $6.50 per day, the equivalent of food stamps for a two-person household in Texas. During this time, they discover three exceptional organizations working to make a difference in the community and surprise them with donations of thousands of dollars from their own fortune, on "Secret Millionaire," SATURDAY, JUNE 2 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on The ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/3/11)
   

• ABC SECRET MILLIONAIRE: John Ferber: Skid Row, Los Angeles, CA
  INTERNET ENTREPRENEUR JOHN FERBER LEAVES HIS LIFE OF LUXURY TO LIVE AND WORK IN POVERTY ON SKID ROW, LOS ANGELES, ON ABC'S "SECRET MILLIONAIRE"
  "John Ferber: Skid Row, Los Angeles, CA" -- "Secret Millionaire" is a one-hour alternative series that follows six of America's most successful business people as they spend a week in the country's poorest areas and ultimately gift deserving members of the community with hundreds of thousands of dollars of their own money. Following the deaths of two close friends, millionaire Internet entrepreneur John Ferber came to the realization that there was more to life than work. He took the loss of his friends as a wake-up call to live life fully and be more hands-on with helping others, eventually starting his online charitable website, Microgiving.com. For six days, Ferber will leave his luxurious Florida home and live on welfare level wages for a week among the 15,000 nightly homeless inhabitants of Skid Row in downtown Los Angeles, California. While there, he will search for people and organizations that are actively making a difference in the surrounding homeless community. After giving of his time and efforts and building relationships in the community, he will surprise several of his new friends with donations of many thousands from his own fortune, on "Secret Millionaire," SUNDAY, JUNE 2 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on The ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/27/11)
  
  

• CBS DANNY HUNTS FOR THE SHOOTER AFTER AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT IS MADE ON FRANK'S LIFE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SUNDAY, MAY 27
  "Dedication" — When an assassination attempt is made on Frank's life, Danny goes on a hunt to track down the shooter and find out if the attack was random or by someone with a vendetta against the Commissioner, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, on a special night and time, Sunday, May 27 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/18/11.)
   

• CBS THE PAST CATCHES UP TO YODA WHEN A DRUG LORD HE DEALT WITH WHILE HE WAS A ROOKIE IS PAROLED, ON "NYC 22," SUNDAY, MAY 27
  Giancarlo Esposito (“Breaking Bad”) Returns as Harvey Williams, a Charismatic Hustler
  “Self Cleaning Oven” — Yoda recalls his days as a rookie when a drug lord from the 1980s is paroled and seeks revenge on those responsible for his arrest. Also, Tonya and Kenny raid a brothel, while Ahmad and White House help a charismatic hustler who is being chased by a loan shark, on NYC 22, Sunday, May 27 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Richard Price, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Ralph Hemecker
   

• CBS ALICIA AND WILL GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND DURING AN INTENSE MEDIATION SESSION, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, MAY 27
  Lisa Edelstein (“House”) Guest Stars as Will’s Ex-Girlfriend, Celeste Serrano
  “Get A Room” – Alicia and Will go toe-to-toe with his ex-girlfriend during a court-ordered mediation, while Eli and Diane clash over the best way to handle a dairy company’s PR disaster, on a rebroadcast of “THE GOOD WIFE,” Sunday, May 27 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Lisa Edelstein (“House”) guest stars as Celeste Serrano, Will’s ex-girlfriend and opposing council. (Originally broadcast 10/9/11.)
  TELEPLAY BY: Robert and Michelle King
  STORY BY: Julia Wolfe
  DIRECTED BY: David Platt
   

• CBS WHILE THE GANG REMINISCES ABOUT HURRICANE IRENE, BARNEY TRIES TO CUT A DEAL WITH MARSHALL AND LILY TO GET OUT OF WEARING THE DUCKY TIE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, MAY 28
  "Disaster Averted" — The gang reminisces about what happened during Hurricane Irene and Barney tries desperately to get out of wearing the ducky tie, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 28 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/7/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Robia Rashid
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Shea
   

• CBS CAROLINE TAKES MAX WITH HER TO GO VISIT HER FATHER IN PRISON, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, MAY 28
  Jennifer Coolidge Returns As Sophie, The Girls’ Upstairs Neighbor
  “And The One-Night Stands” – Max joins Caroline on a trip to visit her father in prison, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, May 28 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Coolidge returns as Sophie, the girls’ upstairs neighbor. (Originally broadcast 2/27/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Sonny Lee and Patrick Walsh
  DIRECTED BY: Scott Ellis
   

• CBS ALAN AND LYNDSEY INTRODUCE THEIR MOTHERS TO ONE ANOTHER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, MAY 28
  Georgia Engel Guest Stars as Lyndsey’s Mom
  “Palmdale, Ech” – Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school party, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 28 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Georgia Engel guest stars as Lyndsey’s mom. (Originally broadcast 3/19/12.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn
  TELEPLAY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS MOLLY ENLISTS MIKE’S HELP WHEN SHE IS OVERWHELMED WITH WEDDING PLANS AND THANKSGIVING PREPARATIONS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, MAY 28
  "Molly Needs a Number" — When Molly is swamped with Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning, she asks Mike to help, with mixed results, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, May 28 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest star Holly Robinson Peete returns as Christina, Carl’s new girlfriend. (Originally broadcast 12/5/11.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster and Mark Gross and Carla Filisha
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS FOLLOWING A HIGH-SPEED CAR CHASE, THE FIVE-0 ARE SHOCKED TO FIND A JOHN DOE THAT WILL NOT BE EASY TO IDENTIFY IN THE TRUNK, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, MAY 28
  “Ike Maka”* – When the Five-0 discover a John Doe in the trunk of a stolen car, they not only have to find a killer, but also need to figure out who the physically-altered victim was. Meanwhile, a homeless Danno is sleeping on McGarrett’s couch, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, May 28 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/14/11.)
  * “Ike Maka” is Hawaiian for “Identity”
  WRITTEN BY: Mike Schaub
  DIRECTED BY: Bryan Spicer
   

• CBS SPECIAL AGENT GIBBS CLASHES WITH THE PSYOPS DIVISION WHEN A HIGH-LEVEL SECURITY NAVY RESERVIST IS FOUND DEAD FROM A POSSIBLE SUICIDE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS," TUESDAY, MAY 29
  Jamie Lee Curtis Guest Stars as Dr. Samantha Ryan
  “Psych Out” – When a high-level security Navy reservist is found dead, Gibbs goes face-to-face with Dr. Samantha Ryan of the PsyOps Division to uncover the truth behind the potential suicide. Meanwhile, DiNozzo argues with accounting after seeing McGee's paycheck, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, May 29 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jamie Lee Curtis (“Freaky Friday”) guest stars as Dr. Samantha Ryan. (Originally broadcast 5/29/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gary Glasberg and Reed Steiner
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS SAM DISAPPEARS AND IS FEARED TO BE IN DANGER IN SUDAN WHEN A JOINT UNDERCOVER MISSION WITH THE CIA TURNS DEADLY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, MAY 29
  "Betrayal" – After Sam’s undercover mission in Sudan turns deadly, Callen and the NCIS team must track down their missing agent before it is too late, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, May 29 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/15/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
  DIRECTED BY: Karen Gaviola
   

• CBS CATHERINE WILLOWS WORKS WITH THE FBI WHEN A PROFESSIONAL HIT OCCURS AT A LAW FIRM THAT SHE RECOMMENDED TO HER FRIEND, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 30
  Guest Stars Include Grant Show As Agent Viggo McQuaid And Matt Lauria As Agent Pratt, Who Work With The CSI Team On The Case; Titus Welliver as CEO Mark Gabriel and Annabeth Gish As His Wife, Laura Gabriel
  “Ms. Willows Regrets” – When Willows works with the FBI again after a professional hit occurs at a law firm she recommended to her friend, the CSI team identifies shocking similarities at the crime scene, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, May 30 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Grant Show as FBI Agent Viggo McQuaid and Matt Lauria as FBI Agent Pratt, who work with the CSI team on the case, Titus Welliver as CEO Mark Gabriel, and Annabeth Gish as his wife, Laura Gabriel. (Originally broadcast 1/18/12.)
  DIRECTED BY: Louis Milito
  TELEPLAY BY: Christopher Barbour and Don McGill
  STORY BY: Christopher Barbour
   

• CBS THE BAU TEAM TRIES TO BEAT THE HOUSE WHEN THEY INVESTIGATE A SERIES OF CASINO-RELATED MURDERS IN ATLANTIC CITY, AND GARCIA WONDERS IF SHE AND MORGAN BECAME TOO FRIENDLY AFTER A FIGHT WITH HER BOYFRIEND, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 30
  Dean Cain (“Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman”) Guest Stars as Down-On-His-Luck Gambler Curtis Banks
  “Snake Eyes” – The BAU tries their luck in Atlantic City when the team is called in to investigate a series of ritualistic casino-related murders. Also, after a spat with her boyfriend, Kevin, Garcia thinks she and Morgan may have gotten a little too friendly with each other, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, May 30 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/8/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Bruce Zimmerman
  DIRECTED BY: Doug Aarniokoski
   

• CBS THE GANG TAKES A ROAD TRIP TO VERMONT, BUT AS THE WEEKEND GOES ON, THEY WISH THEY NEVER LEFT HOME, ON A REBROADCAST OF "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, MAY 31
  "Nature Calls" — When the gang decides to take a trip to Vermont to check out the fall foliage, they find themselves wishing they had never left home. Meanwhile, Russell has renewed faith in his marriage to Liz, on a rebroadcast of RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, May 31 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/10/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Mike Haukom
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS BAD LUCK MAY HAVE PUSHED REESE AND FINCH’S LATEST POI TOO FAR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MAY 31
  Paige Turco (“Damages”) Returns as Zoe, the Fixer
  “Root Cause” – Reese and Finch’s latest POI is a down-on-his-luck man who may have reached his breaking point. As the case evolves, the duo calls upon a former POI for help, the resourceful and well-connected Zoe, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, May 31 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Paige Turco (“Damages”) returns as Zoe, the fixer. (Originally broadcast 2/2/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Erik Mountain
  DIRECTED BY: Richard J. Lewis
   

• CBS THE GANG DEALS WITH THE AFTERMATH OF PENNY AND RAJ’S NIGHT TOGETHER, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, MAY 31
  Emmy Award Nominee Christine Baranksi Reprises Her Role As Leonard’s Emotionally Distant Mother
  "The Skank Reflex Analysis" — Penny worries that she’s screwed things up permanently with her friends, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, May 31 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Christine Baranski (“The Good Wife”) reprises her role as Leonard’s mother. (Originally broadcast 9/22/11.)
  STORY BY: Eric Kaplan, Maria Ferrari and Anthony Del Broccolo
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady and Steven Molaro
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS BAD LUCK MAY HAVE PUSHED REESE AND FINCH’S LATEST POI TOO FAR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MAY 31
  Paige Turco (“Damages”) Returns as Zoe, the Fixer
  “Root Cause” – Reese and Finch’s latest POI is a down-on-his-luck man who may have reached his breaking point. As the case evolves, the duo calls upon a former POI for help, the resourceful and well-connected Zoe, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, May 31 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Paige Turco (“Damages”) returns as Zoe, the fixer. (Originally broadcast 2/2/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Erik Mountain
  DIRECTED BY: Richard J. Lewis
   

• CBS DURING THE HUNT FOR A SERIAL KILLER, JANE ENCOUNTERS A BLOGGER WHO HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO FINDING THE PERPETRATOR, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE MENTALIST," THURSDAY, MAY 31
  Simon Baker Directs His Second Episode Guest Stars Include Missi Pyle (“Two and Half Men”) as a TV Host, William Mapother (“Lost”) as a Suspect, and David Paymer (“The Good Wife”) as the Blogger
  “Blinking Red Light” — The search for a serial killer hits close to home for Jane when he encounters a blogger who has devoted his life to finding the killer, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, Thursday, May 31 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Simon Baker directs the episode. Guest stars include Missi Pyle (“Two and Half Men”) as a TV host, William Mapother (“Lost”) as a suspect, and David Paymer (“The Good Wife”) as the blogger. (Originally broadcast 11/3/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Ken Woodruff
  DIRECTED BY: Simon Baker, one of the series’ stars
   

• CBS DANNY SPENDS A DAY WITH AN EX-MOBSTER WHO HELPS HIM WITH COLD CASES IN EXCHANGE FOR LENIENCY FOR HIS SON, ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, JUNE 1
  "Moonlighting" — Danny accompanies a dangerous ex-mobster who is helping him find bodies on cold cases in exchange for leniency for his son on grand theft auto. Meanwhile, Jamie works undercover in a boiler room operation, looking for a secret about the Sanfino family, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, June 1 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/2/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Kevin Wade
  DIRECTOR: Robert Harmon
   

• CBS THE CEO OF BRIGHTSTAR CARE, A NATIONAL PROVIDER FOR PRIVATE HEALTHCARE, EMBARKS ON AN EMOTIONAL UNDERCOVER JOURNEY, WHERE SHE TRADES IN HER CORNER OFFICE FOR A STETHOSCOPE AND DIRTY DIAPERS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, JUNE 1
  "BrightStar Care" — Shelly Sun, the co-founder and CEO of BrightStar Care, one of the nation's fastest-growing providers of private healthcare, travels to the frontlines of her company, where she becomes overwhelmed while assisting a caregiver who's overseeing four toddlers. Also, when the boss' husband, her co-founding partner, joins her undercover, he discovers the game of Bingo is nothing to play around with, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, June 1 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 6/1/12.)
   

• CBS THE CSIs INVESTIGATE WHEN A FRATERNITY PRANK GOES AWRY ON HALLOWEEN AND A PLEDGE MASTER IS LEFT FOR DEAD IN AN OPEN GRAVE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "CSI: NY," FRIDAY, JUNE 1
  "Get Me Out of Here!" — The CSIs investigate when a fraternity prank goes awry on Halloween and a pledge master is left for dead in an open grave, on a rebroadcast of "CSI: NY," Friday, June 1 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/4/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Trey Callaway
  DIRECTED BY: Scott White
   

• CBS JEFF AND ADAM COMPETE IN THE MANNEQUIN HEAD BALL, ON A REBROADCAST OF "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, JUNE 2
  "Mannequin Head Ball" — When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date, on a rebroadcast of RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, on a special night and time, Saturday, June 2 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/1/10.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael A. Ross
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS A HIGH STAKES POKER GAME IS DISRUPTED BY A MASKED ASSASSIN, LEAVING ONE PLAYER DEAD AND THE CSIs BAFFLED, ON A REBROADCAST OF "CSI: MIAMI," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, JUNE 2
  Drea de Matteo (“The Sopranos”) Guest Stars as Evelyn Bowers, One of the Poker Players
  “Sinner Takes All” — A high stakes poker game is disrupted by a masked assassin, leaving one player dead and the CSIs baffled, on a rebroadcast of CSI: MIAMI, on a special night and time, Saturday, June 2 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Drea de Matteo (“The Sopranos”) guest stars as Evelyn Bowers, one of the poker players. (Originally broadcast 11/6/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael McGrale and Greg Bassenian
  DIRECTED BY: Larry Detwiler
   

• The CW MONDAY, MAY 28
  “GOSSIP GIRL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Return of the Ring” (TV-14, S) (HDTV)
  BLAIR MAKES A CHOICE BETWEEN THE TWO MEN IN HER LIFE — When Gossip Girl goes after Blair (Leighton Meester) as she’s never done before, Serena (Blake Lively) admits she may have unintentionally played an important role in Blair’s latest nightmare. Meanwhile, Nate (Chace Crawford) invites Lola (guest star Ella Rae Peck) to move in with him, and Lily (Kelly Rutherford) must make a big decision about the future of her marriage. Finally, by episode’s end, Blair will make a choice between the two men in her life…will it be Chuck (Ed Westwick) or will it be Dan (Penn Badgley)? Kaylee DeFer and Matthew Settle also star. J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Sara Goodman (#524).
   

• The CW MONDAY, MAY 28
  “HART OF DIXIE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Pilot” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  RACHEL BILSON STARS IN THE CW’S FISH-OUT-OF-WATER SERIES ABOUT A NEW YORK CITY DOCTOR ADJUSTING TO LIFE IN A SMALL SOUTHERN TOWN — Fast-talking New Yorker Zoe Hart (Rachel Bilson) has her life all figured out until she is turned down for a prestigious fellowship she had been certain she would get. Desperate, she decides to finally accept the offer of a kindly stranger, Dr. Harley Wilkes (guest star Nicholas Pryor), whom she met at her medical school graduation, and who had proposed she join his small medical practice in Bluebell, Alabama. Jaime King, Wilson Bethel, Cress Williams and Scott Porter also star. Tim Matheson guest stars. Jason Ensler directed the episode written by creator and executive producer Leila Gerstein (#101).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MAY 30
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Highlights” (TV-14, DL)
  CATCH UP ON THE DRAMA OF CYCLE 18 — Rewind and review the challenges, photo shoots and dramatic personalities that make up the British Invasion cycle of “Top Model” (#1813).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 31
  “THE CATALINA” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Spring Breakdown” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SERIES PREMIERE — The young, wild staff of The Catalina Hotel in Miami’s South Beach are a fun-loving group that work hard during the day, while at night they party even harder than their guests. Pool bartenders Nancy and Kris used to date and still have to work together - which causes jealousy when Kris flirts with hotel guests visiting over spring break. New employee David does his best to fit in with his fellow co-workers and succeeds with one in particular a little too well, while Kung Fu restaurant general manager Morgan is all business as she tries to keep things flowing without losing her temper (101).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, JUNE 1
  “BREAKING POINTE” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Survival of the Fittest” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  GO BEHIND THE SCENES OF AN ELITE BALLET COMPANY, BALLET WEST — For the first time ever, the beauty and grace of ballet, the world’s preeminent dance form, will be brought to television. Viewers will also see the dark side of this seemingly perfect world; the jealousy, competition and intensity that exist behind the scenes at a professional ballet company. Led by Ballet West’s Artistic Director Adam Sklute, Ballet West and Ballet West II’s company of 48 dancers includes Principal Artist Christiana Bennett, Principal Artist Christopher Ruud, Soloist Tom Mattingly, Soloist Ronnie Underwood, Demi-Soloist Allison DeBona, Demi-Soloist Rex Tilton, Adrian Fry, Beckanne Sisk, Kathleen Martin and Ronald Tilton. (#101)
   

• The CW FRIDAY, JUNE 1
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Out with the Old” (TV- 14, DLV) (HDTV)
  CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE? — After a ballerina is found dead from dancing herself to death, Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) look into the case and discover the ballet slippers she wore were cursed. When Dean accidentally touches the shoes the power of the curse starts to take hold of him. John Showalter directed the episode written by Robert Singer & Jenny Klein (#716).
   

• FOX MONDAY, MAY 28
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**--“HOUSE”— (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  YOUNG PATIENTS PERPLEX THE PRINCETON PLAINSBORO TEAM ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, MAY 28, ON FOX
  A teenage boy (guest star Harrison Thomas) attempting to follow in his late father’s footsteps as an entertainer is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro with partial paralysis. As the team searches for a bone marrow match, they uncover a disturbing family secret. Meanwhile, House looks for creative ways to remove his ankle monitor. Then, the team learns that their 14-year-old patient (guest star Madison Davenport) is suffering from more than teen angst when her physical symptoms worsen. And, despite Foreman’s (Omar Epps) firm opposition, House (Hugh Laurie) becomes obsessed with solving a peculiar case of a deceased four-year-old patient, which gets him into serious trouble in the "Parents/Dead & Buried" two-hour encore episode of HOUSE airing Monday, May 28 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-806/7) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Jennifer Crystal Foley as Rachel Taub; Harrison Thomas as Ben; Zena Grey as Ruby; Dava Krause as Daria; Mark Atteberry as Phil; Lisa Lackey as Janey; Kovar McClure as Ron; John Scurti as Monroe; Jim Lampley as himself; Kathe Mazur as Sandy; Jim Gleason as Mitchell; Jack Harding as Vince; Madison Davenport as Iris
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 29
  —“NEW GIRL”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE GANG RALLIES TOGETHER WHEN NICK THINKS HE MAY BE DYING ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MAY 29, ON FOX
  The Two-Hour NEW GIRL Marathon Begins!
  When Nick is hurt playing a game of touch football and Jess discovers he doesn’t have insurance, she brings him to her doctor friend -- an OB/GYN. The gang rallies together and Nick evaluates his life when his seemingly innocuous back injury may prove to be more serious than thought on the “Injured” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, May 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-110) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: June Diane Raphael as Sadie
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 29
  —“NEW GIRL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  SCHMIDT GOES ON STRIKE ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MAY 29, ON FOX
  The Two-Hour NEW GIRL Marathon Continues!
  After Jess realizes that Schmidt is unfairly doing all of the housework, she pushes him to “go on strike,” and the entire ecosystem of the loft is thrown off-balance. Meanwhile, Nick scrambles when he must pay up to Winston after losing a poker game in the “Control” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, May 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-115) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Jess; Jake Johnson as Nick; Max Greenfield as Schmidt; Lamorne Morris as Winston; Hannah Simone as Cece
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 29
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS DATES THE WEALTHY FATHER OF ONE OF HER STUDENTS ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MAY 29, ON FOX
  Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”), Rachael Harris (“The Hangover”) and Kali Hawk (“Bridesmaids”) Guest-Star
  Directed by Peyton Reed (“Yes Man,” “The Break-Up”)
  The Two-Hour NEW GIRL Marathon Continues!
  Jess nervously dates the wealthy father of one of her students. Meanwhile, Nick valiantly attempts to buy a new cell phone and Schmidt and Winston get ultra-competitive playing bar trivia in the “Fancyman, Part 1” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, May 29 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-117) (TV-PG D, L)
  Guest Cast: Dermot Mulroney as Russell; Rachael Harris as Tayna Lamontagne; Kali Hawk as Shelby; Randall Park as Will; Ajay Vidure as Brendan; Julie Brister as Claire; Beth Crosby as Donna; Claire Titelman as Val; Blake Garrett as Elvin
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 29
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS HAS HER FIRST DATE WITH RUSSELL ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MAY 29, ON FOX
  Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”), Martin Starr (“Party Down”) and Kali Hawk (“Bridesmaids”) Guest-Star
  The Two-Hour NEW GIRL Marathon Concludes!
  Jess’ sophisticated date with Russell doesn’t go as planned; Nick’s college friend visits and brings out Nick’s inner frat boy to help him get over his break-up with Julia; and Winston panics when Shelby goes on a girls-only vacation. Also, Schmidt and Cece try to keep their relationship under the covers, but one of the friends finds out their secret in the “Fancyman, Part 2” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, May 29 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-118) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Dermot Mulroney as Russell; Martin Starr as Dirk; Kali Hawk as Shelby
   

• FOX FRIDAY, JUNE 1
  **TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**----“HOUSE”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A PATIENT’S PARANOIA HAS AN ADVERSE MEDICAL EFFECT ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX
  A prosecutor suffers from what he believes to be cardiac arrest during an interrogation at the witness stand. The team’s preliminary diagnosis is hyper-anxiety, but when Adams and Park investigate the patient’s home and find a hidden arsenal of firearms, they uncover a more alarming and deep-seated psychological disorder. Also, Wilson becomes obsessed with proving that House is hiding something in his home, Park slowly comes out of her social shell and Foreman’s lack of romantic relationships piques the interest of Taub and Chase in the "Perils of Paranoia" episode of HOUSE airing Friday, June 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-808) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Tracy Vilar as Nurse Regina; Vincent Spano as Tommy; Amanda Foreman as Olivia; Yaya DaCosta as Anita; Liz Benoit as Nurse Anne; Yan Feldman as Mike; Michael McLafferty as William Anderson; Inger Tudor as Judge Foley; Blake Anderson as Ethan; Rachel Sterling as Mariel; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
   

• FOX FRIDAY, JUNE 1
  **TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**----“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A LAPSE IN MEMORY PUTS A MURDER CASE TO REST ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX
  Michael Grant Terry Guest-Stars
  When the Jeffersonian team identifies the remains of a woman found in a paintball field, they discover two missing-persons reports in her file. Booth and Sweets interrogate the victim’s husband (guest star Brad Greenquist) and learn that she suffered from amnesia. When squint Wendell Bray (guest star Terry) learns that she also survived a bullet wound, inconsistencies in her medical records uncover a surprising crime linked to her murder. Meanwhile, Brennan and Booth adjust to their new roles as an expectant couple and deal with the forthcoming changes in their home life in the “The Memories in the Shallow Grave” episode of BONES airing Friday, June 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-701). (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Guy Wilson as Buster; Brooklyn McLinn as Flannigan; Brad Greenquist as Joseph Serrano; Jamison Yang as Trevor Quan; Rodney Eastman as Ricky Duval; Martin Grey as Dr. David Yazrick
   

• FOX SATURDAY, JUNE 2
  --“THE FINDER”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A MAGICIAN’S ASSISTANT DISAPPEARS ON “THE FINDER” SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
  Ever Carradine (“Eureka”) and Jonathan Slavin (“Better Off Ted”) Guest-Star
  Amateur magician Preston Miller (guest star Slavin) seeks Walter's help to find his assistant who vanished after a failed attempt at an ambitious disappearing act. With the help of Special Agent Judy Green (guest star Carradine), Walter and Leo find clues that lead them to uncover a counterfeit money ring. Meanwhile, Leo enlists Isabel’s help in looking after Willa in the "The Great Escape" episode of THE FINDER, airing Saturday, June 2 (11:00-Midnight PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-107) (TV-PG L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Toby Hemingway as Timo Proud; Jonathan Slavin as Preston Miller; Molly Morgan as Angelica Angel; Wilson Cruz as Jonni; Ever Carradine as Agent Judy Green; Joshua Leonard as Derek Towers; Cloie Wyatt Taylor as Teacher
   

• FOX **TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**--“30 SECONDS TO FAME”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
  FAST-PACED, COMPETITIVE TALENT SHOW GIVES CONTESTANTS THEIR CHANCE AT “30 SECONDS TO FAME” SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
  Everybody’s 15 minutes of fame begin somewhere, and 30 SECONDS TO FAME is ready to kick-start the clock. In each episode of this fast-paced talent show, viewers and audience members are treated to a wide variety of acts all competing to make the most of their short-but-sweet slice of national exposure by winning the ultimate stamp of approval from the audience and the weekly grand prize of $25,000. 30 SECONDS TO FAME airs Saturday, June 2 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SEC-101) (TV-PG)
  Host: Craig J. Jackson
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "SU2136"
  05/27/2012 (07:00PM - 08:00PM) (Sunday) :
  How would you use text messages to help investigate a possible crime? Share your comments during tonight's Dateline classic at 7pm/6c.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT"
  "EPISODE 3"
  05/27/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Sunday) : AUDITIONS COME TO NEW YORK CITY IN TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in New York as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern determine which acts are worthy of the $1 million prize in this top-rated summer series. Nick Cannon hosts.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT"
  "EPISODE 4"
  05/27/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : AUDITIONS CONTINUE IN NEW YORK CITY WITH HOWIE MANDEL, SHARON OSBOURNE AND HOWARD STERN
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in New York as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern star as the celebrity judges in this top-rated summer series. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of hopeful future stars as they compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "PILOT" (Re-Run)
  05/28/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : INSPIRED BY THE CLASSIC GRIMM FAIRY TALES—NICK BURKHARDT'S LIFE IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN WHEN HIS FAMILY’S LEGACY IS REVEALED—KATE BURTON GUEST STARS—After the mysterious brutal attack of a local college co-ed, Portland homicide Detective Nick Burkhardt (David Giuntoli) discovered he is descendant of an elite line of criminal profilers known as "Grimms," charged with keeping balance between humanity and the mythological creatures of the world. As he tries to hide the dangers of his new found calling from his fiancé, Juliette Silverton (Bitsie Tulloch), and his partner, Hank Griffin (Russell Hornsby), he becomes ever more entrenched in the ancient rivalries and alliances of the Grimm world. With help from his reluctant confidant, Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell), a reformed Grimm creature himself, Nick must navigate through the forces of a larger-than-life mythology. Reggie Lee and Sasha Roiz also star.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "EPISODE 4" (Re-Run)
  05/29/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : AUDITIONS CONTINUE IN NEW YORK CITY WITH HOWIE MANDEL, SHARON OSBOURNE AND HOWARD STERN
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in New York as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern star as the celebrity judges in this top-rated summer series. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of hopeful future stars as they compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America.
   

• NBC "GRIMM"
  "Three Couns in a Fuchsbau" (Re-Run)
  05/29/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE SEARCH FOR A MURDER SUSPECT LEADS TO POWERFUL RARE COINS AND ANSWERS TO NICK’S PAST – TITUS WELLIVER GUEST STARS –A failed jewelry store robbery results in a murder that finds Nick (David Giuntoli) and Hank (Russell Hornsby) immersed in a hunt for rare coins. Nick soon learns that these coins have an unsettling effect on whoever possesses them, as Hank and Captain Renard (Sasha Roiz) begin to exhibit unusual behavior. Meanwhile, a mysterious old friend of Aunt Marie’s (guest star Titus Welliver, “Lost”) comes to Nick with information about his family and what led to his parent’s death. Bitsie Tulloch, Silas Weir Mitchell and Reggie Lee.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "EPISODE 5" (Re-Run)
  05/31/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : AUDITIONS HEAD TO TAMPA ON TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in Tampa/St. Petersburg, FL as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern star as the celebrity judges in this summer series. Nick Cannon hosts as a colorful array of hopeful future stars compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" SPECIAL PROJECT (TV-PG) (Re-Run)
  05/31/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) :
  DWIGHT IS ASSIGNED A SPECIAL PROJECT- After Dwight gets assigned a special project at Sabre headquarters in Tallahassee, he and Andy try to decide which Scranton employees get to go with him. Meanwhile, Pam returns from her maternity leave. Two-time Emmy winner James Spader, Rainn Wilson, Ed Helms, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Mindy Kaling, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson and Ellie Kemper also star.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" TALLAHASSEE (TV-PG) (Re-Run)
  05/31/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) :
  DWIGHT IS ON A MISSION TO GET NOTICED AT CORPORATE—CATHERINE TATE (“THE CATHERINE TATE SHOW”) JOINS THE SHOW— After Dwight and his team arrive in Tallahassee, Dwight competes with his Dunder Mifflin coworkers to impress Sabre special projects president, Nellie Bertram (Catherine Tate). Back in Scranton, Andy avoids being manager when several people in the office demand raises. Rainn Wilson, Ed Helms, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Mindy Kaling, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson and Ellie Kemper also star.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" "EPISODE 6"
  05/31/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : THE TALENT SEARCH CONTINUES IN TAMPA ON "AMERICA’S GOT TALENT"
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in Tampa/St. Petersburg, FL as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern judge a colorful array of hopeful future stars as they compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America. Nick Cannon hosts.
  

OTHER

• CBS WOOF! CBS DECLARES WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 “BRING YOUR DOG TO WORK DAY”
  CBS Celebrates Launch of New Reality Series “Dogs in the City” With an Event for Employees and Their Dogs at CBS Studio Center
  CBS is making no bones about its excitement for the premiere of its new summer reality series DOGS IN THE CITY, featuring New York City dog guru Justin Silver. The network and television studio is declaring Wednesday, May 30 (the premiere date of DOGS IN THE CITY) “Bring Your Dog to Work Day,” with an event for employees and their dogs on its CBS Studio Center campus.
  The canine festivities on the CBS Radford lot for “Bring Your Dog to Work Day” will include a green grass carpet, photo ops, canine cuisine, music – and lots of wagging tails.
  Additionally, employees from anywhere who bring their dogs to work on May 30 are invited to tweet photos of themselves with their pups at work to @DogsInThe_City, using the #CBSdogs2work hashtag. The best Doggie Tweets will be retweeted to all pups and fans!
  The Network is also encouraging Facebook and Twitter users to proudly display their pooch’s picture in lieu of their own profile photos that day.
   

• FOX HOT SUMMER NIGHTS BEGIN THIS MAY ON FOX
  This summer, FOX heats up with the Season Nine premiere of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, the return of Gordon Ramsay’s HELL’S KITCHEN and MASTERCHEF, plus the premiere of Ramsay’s HOTEL HELL.
  On Tuesday, May 29, Chef Ramsay returns for an all-new season of HELL’S KITCHEN (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), followed by the Season Three debut of MASTERCHEF (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT). In Season 10 of HELL’S KITCHEN, aspiring restaurateurs once again will be put through an intense culinary academy to prove they possess the right combination of ingredients to win the life-changing grand prize. Beginning Monday, June 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), the hit cooking series expands to twice per week with all-new episodes Mondays (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) and Tuesdays (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT). Following HELL’S KITCHEN on Tuesdays is MASTERCHEF (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT). The series will feature Ramsay, restaurateur Joe Bastianich and chef Graham Elliot, as they challenge a new batch of amateur cooks by testing their palates, knowledge and determination to follow their dreams of making a mark in the culinary world.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Wedding - SEASON FINALE
  FRANKIE AND MIKE ARE STUNNED TO DISCOVER THAT MIKE'S BROTHER, RUSTY, HAS CHOSEN THE HECK HOUSE AS THE SITE OF HIS FAST APPROACHING WEDDING -- WITHOUT ASKING PERMISSION - ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Norm Macdonald Guest Stars as Rusty
  "The Wedding" - Frankie and Mike are surprised to receive an invitation to Mike's brother Rusty's (Norm Macdonald) fast approaching wedding. But their surprise turns to panic when they discover that he has listed the Heck house as the site of the ceremony. Meanwhile, Axl and his friends decide to become their own bosses and set out to form their own company to garner summer jobs, and Brick is upset with Mike when he finally accepts an invitation to a fellow student's party but is not allowed to go because it falls on the same day as the wedding, on the Season Finale of "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Chris Kattan as Bob Weaver, Norm Macdonald as Rusty, John Cullum as Big Mike, Mary Birdsong as Marlene, Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, John Gammon as Darrin, Brock Ciarlelli as Brad Bottig, Dierk Torsek as Reverend Hayver, Terrence Beasor as Mr. Johnson, Mackenzie Aladjem as Hayley and J.R. Nutt as pastry counter guy.
  "The Wedding" was written by Vijal Patel and directed by Phil Traill.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Baby on Board - SEASON FINALE
  SEASON FINALE
  THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF DRAMA AND THEATRICS, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY
  "Baby on Board" - It's been an up-and-down emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam in their quest to adopt another child. Their latest ride has them bringing Gloria in tow as a translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily, who has a big dance recital coming up. Meanwhile Claire and Phil have a proud parenting moment when they send Alex off to her first prom, but then that is quickly marred with Haley's shocking news of her future plans, on the Season Finale of "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 (9:00-9:32 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Reid Ewing as Dylan, Joe Metcalf as Michael, Linda Elena Tovar as Juanita, Christina Ochoa as Nurse, Edward Finlay as Padre, Samantha Ressler as Lucy, Terri Hoyos as Abuela and Albert Marrero, Jr. as Ranch Hand.
  "Baby on Board" was written by Abraham Higginbotham and directed by Steven Levitan.
   

• ABC DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23: Shitagi Nashi
  SEASON FINALE
  CHLOE'S PARTY TRAIN IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, AND JUNE IS TRYING TO STAY ON, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23"
  Dean Cain ("Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman") Makes a Cameo Appearance
  "Shitagi Nashi..." - Finally feeling like one of the popular kids, June is desperate to keep pace with Chloe and her partying ways. It's not an easy task, especially when Chloe's 'it girl' lifestyle is so legendary that there's even a whole Japanese comic book series based on it! Meanwhile, James loses it when he discovers that Dean Cain's "Dancing with the Stars" dressing room is bigger than his, on the Season Finale of "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23," WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 (9:32-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Dean Cain as Dean Cain, David Krumholtz as Patrick, Rosalind Chao as Pastor Jin, Ray Ford as Luther, Jennie Pierson as Pepper, Colleen Smith as sober woman, Jae Jung as waitress and Christopher Naoki Lee as costumer.
  "Shitagi Nashi..." was written by Casey Johnson and David Windsor, and directed by Wendey Stanzler.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Reckoning - SEASON FINALE
  THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS ARRIVED AND THE FATE OF THE HAMPTONS RESIDENTS HANGS IN THE BALANCE, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Reckoning" - With the end in sight, Emily fearlessly pushes forward, closing in on the final phases of her plan for revenge, while the Graysons continue their downward spiral into the rabbit hole of self-destruction. But a big, explosive event leaves much hanging in the balance, courses are altered and even more is left in question, on the Season Finale of "Revenge," WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast is TBA.
  "Reckoning" was written by Mike Kelley and Mark B. Perry, and directed by Sanford Bookstaver.
   

• ABC ROOKIE BLUE: First Day of the Rest of Your Life - SEASON PREMIERE
  FIVE ROOKIE COPS RETURN TO THE BEAT, BUT WILL THE STEEP COST - BOTH PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL - OF DOING THEIR JOB BE WORTH IT?, ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF ABC'S "ROOKIE BLUE"
  Emmy Award-Winner William Shatner ("Boston Legal") Guest Stars on the Premiere as Henry McLeod, a Belligerent Drunk Driver with a Haunting Secret
  Peter Mooney Joins the Cast as the Newest Rookie, Nick Collins
  Missy Peregrym Returns as Rookie Police Officer Andy McNally, With Gregory Smith Starring as Fellow Rookie Dov Epstein
  Five young and ambitious rookie cops continue to navigate the emotional trials and tribulations of their professional and personal lives. After two years on the job, these rookies are well on their way to becoming experienced cops. But at what cost? What price will they have to pay, both professionally and personally, to succeed at their jobs? And how can they stay true to themselves - maintaining their individuality and compassion - along the way? While a new rookie has joined 15 Division -- ex-soldier Nick Collins, who is trying to adapt to civilian policing after serving in Afghanistan -- the rest of the rookies are now entering their third year on the job. They have overcome the sophomore curse: that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. However this year, the rookies of 15 Division are going to have to learn to be careful what they wish for - and they are going to learn it the hard way. "Rookie Blue" premieres THURSDAY, MAY 24 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Officer Andy McNally finally thinks she has everything she's always wanted. Her three-month suspension for "conduct unbecoming an officer"-- jeopardizing Sam Swarek's undercover operation and, consequently, his life -- is behind her at long last. She's back at 15 Division and ready to move forward on all fronts. But having it all comes at a price. This season, the stakes of the job and its mortal consequences will touch each of our rookies' lives, and they'll learn first-hand the high personal cost of wearing the uniform.
  In the premiere episode, "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life," Andy's real life comes flooding back when she returns to 15 Division after a three-month suspension, ready to face an official tribunal that will decide if she should be reinstated to active duty. Reuniting with her police family, she also meets her possible replacement - new rookie Nick Collins. A tense face-off with fellow officer Sam Swarek is interrupted when they are involved in a multi-car collision, caused by a very drunk driver, Henry McLeod (William Shatner), with a serious grudge against the police. When a mysterious young girl vanishes from the scene of the accident, Andy connects her to a seven-year-old cold case. Will Andy-still on suspension - and the rest of the Division be able to find the missing girl and uncover the circumstances of her disappearance before it is too late? Whether Andy and Sam can reignite the passion they once had may be an even bigger question.
  After two years as first responders, these officers have learned just how badly a rookie mistake can hinder them -- and that there is a fine line between triumph and calamity. One day on the job can change them permanently. This year the stakes are higher, the cost is greater, and the victories and tragedies have far greater consequences in a world where danger, sex, and high-stakes drama intermingle with the natural heartbreaks of policing.
  Guest starring in "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life" are William Shatner ("Boston Legal," "Star Trek") as Henry McLeod, Niamh Wilson as Alice, Greg Bryk as Jon Grey and Frank Moore as Officer Gowling.
  "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life" was written by Tassie Cameron and directed by David Wellington.
   

• AMC The Killing
  "Sayonara, Hiawatha" New
  Season 2, Episode 9
  Richmond lends support to the investigation; Sarah tries to track down Rosie's key; and Stan deals with his troubled son.
   

• AMC Mad Men Sun, May 20 10:00 PM
  "Christmas Waltz" New
  Christmas proves rewarding to many at the agency; Harry does a good turn for a friend.
   

• CBS Two episodes of 60 Minutes tonight
  A billionaire pays students with promising ideas to leave college; Undiagnosed Diseases Program. New Episode.
  Issues with American cemeteries; the risk of an attack on Tel Aviv, Israel; actress Meryl Streep. New Episode.
  EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD WINNER TOM SELLECK STARS IN “JESSE STONE: BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,” A NEW TELEVISION MOVIE TO BE BROADCAST SUNDAY, MAY 20
  “Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt” Is the Eighth in the Series of Jesse Stone Television Movies
  JESSE STONE: BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, the eighth in the series of television movies starring Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner Tom Selleck as Police Chief Jesse Stone, will be broadcast Sunday, May 20 (9:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  In JESSE STONE: BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, Jesse finds himself struggling to get his job back as the Paradise police chief, and he is forced to rely on his cop intuition to sort through a maze of misleading clues and hidden meanings as he attempts to solve a shocking and horrifying mob-related double homicide.
  Other actors reprising their roles are Emmy and Golden Globe Award winner Kathy Baker as Rose Gammon, Kohl Sudduth as Luther “Suitcase” Simpson, Stephen McHattie as State Homicide Commander Healy, William Devane as Dr. Dix, William Sadler as Gino Fish, Gloria Reuben as Thelma Gleffey and Saul Rubinek as Hasty Hathaway. The movie also features Robert Carradine and Jeff Geddis.
   

• CBS ANDREW AND BERT UNKNOWINGLY SHARE A RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE WOMAN, BUT WITH MUCH DIFFERENT BENEFITS, ON "HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN," SATURDAY, MAY 26
  "How To Share A Relationship" — Andrew and Bert each have their own relationship with the same woman, but Andrew starts to feel short-changed that she spends every night in Bert’s room, on HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, Saturday, May 26 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Jeff Astrof
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Savage
   

• CBS BERT SENDS OUT DRAFTS OF ANDREW’S ANGRY E-MAILS, FORCING ANDREW TO FACE HIS FOES LIKE A MAN, ON “HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN,” SATURDAY, MAY 26
  "How To Be Draft Andrew" — When Bert sends out angry emails that Andrew drafted but never sent, Andrew scrambles to make things right with the recipients. Meanwhile, Andrew turns the tables on Bert and forces him to stop filing away his emotions when his judgmental father shows up, on HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, Saturday, May 26 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Borkow
  DIRECTED BY: Alex Hardcastle
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 21, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET)
  TUESDAY, MAY 22
  “THE L.A. COMPLEX” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Home” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM — Raquel (Jewel Staite) should be ecstatic after finally securing financing for her project, but finds herself questioning her methods of making it happen. Connor (Jonathan Patrick Moore) continues his downward spiral and ends up at an all time low. Tariq (Benjamin Charles Watson) brings Abby (Cassie Steele) to the studio to lay down some vocals, which scores points for him, but Kaldrick (Andra Fuller) is worried Abby might know too much and threatens her to ensure her silence. Meanwhile, Nick (Joe Dinisol) still isn’t having any luck on stage, finally begins to see his love life heat up. Finally, when Alicia’s (Chelan Simmons) sexy acting debut goes over better than expected, she becomes hopeful that it may open new doors for her dancing career. Martin Gero directed the episode written by Brendan Gall (#105).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 20
  **SEASON FINALE**--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND JR. GETS A MAKEOVER ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON FINALE OF "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
  Rashida Jones (“Parks and Recreation”) Guest-Voices
  Roberta gives Cleveland Jr. a makeover, and his stylish new look provides him with the confidence to approach Daisy (guest star Rashida Jones), a misfit who catches his attention. But when Daisy mistakes Cleveland Jr. for a woman, they decide to make a statement and go to the prom as a gay couple. Meanwhile, Cleveland’s authority as his favorite snack food’s ultimate expert is threatened by another fan in the all-new "All You Can Eat" season finale episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, May 20 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-324) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Rashida Jones as Daisy
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 20
  **SEASON FINALE**--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LISA GETS SOME CELEBRITY ADVICE ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON FINALE OF “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
  Lady Gaga Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
  Lisa tries to reverse her status as one of the least popular girls in school by ghostwriting positive things about herself on the school blog. When her plan backfires, her social ranking plummets to a new low – until a psychic force tells Lady Gaga (guest-starring as herself) that Lisa needs her help. With Gaga’s assistance, Lisa and the entire town of Springfield realize that being yourself is better than being like anyone else in the all-new “Lisa Goes Gaga” season finale episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2314) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Lady Gaga as herself
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 20
  **SEASON FINALE**--“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  GENE STEPS INTO THE LIMELIGHT ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON FINALE OF “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
  Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a sasquatch mask in the all-new “Beefsquatch” season finale episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, May 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-209) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Tom Lennon as Chuck
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 20
  **ONE-HOUR SEASON FINALE**--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  VIEWER MAIL IS ANSWERED AND JOE CONTEMPLATES AN AFFAIR ON THE ALL-NEW ONE-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
  Continuing a popular show tradition, Brian and Stewie respond to viewer mail. We meet a British version of the Griffins, Quahog is taken over by a famous comedian and we get to see the world from Stewie’s POV. Then, Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand with his attractive new partner (Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”) in order to even the score with Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) for her own indiscretions. But when Bonnie finds out and threatens divorce, Lois insists that Peter get them back together. Meanwhile, Peter has another run-in with the angry chicken which makes for yet another epic fight in the all-new, special one-hour “Viewer Mail #2 / Internal Affairs” season finale episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, May 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-919/20) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Anna Kendrick as Young Female Cop/Nora; Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie; Adam West as Mayor West; Ioan Gruffudd as Host/Prince Charles; Chris O’Dowd as Guard/Contestant #2; Cate Blanchett as Queen; Tom Hollander as Contestant #1/TV Announcer #1.
   

• FOX MONDAY, MAY 21
  **TWO-HOUR SERIES FINALE EVENT**--“HOUSE”— (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  ONE-HOUR “HOUSE” RETROSPECTIVE, PLUS THE FINAL EPISODE OF “HOUSE” ON THE TWO-HOUR “HOUSE” SERIES FINALE EVENT MONDAY, MAY 21, ON FOX
  Series Creator and Executive Producer David Shore Directs Final HOUSE Episode
  The special two-hour HOUSE Series Finale event kicks off with a one-hour retrospective special that will look back at this groundbreaking, seminal series and feature interviews with the series’ stars and producers, special original content and other surprises. Then, in the emotional series finale, directed by series creator and executive producer David Shore, treating a drug addict patient (guest star James LeGros, “Mildred Pierce”) results in House examining his life, his future and his own personal demons in the all-new two-hour “Swan Song/Everybody Dies” HOUSE series finale event airing Monday, May 21 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-822A/B) (TV-14, D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Jennifer Crystal Foley as Rachel Taub; James LeGros as Oliver; Patrick O’Connor as Dr. Frankel; Patrick Quinlan as Patient #1; Zena Grey as Ruby; Jaclyn Jonet as Amy; Patrick Price as Nurse Jeffrey; Bobbin Bergstrom-Busey as Nurse
   

• FOX **SEASON FINALE**--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  SCHOOL’S OUT ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON FINALE OF “GLEE” AIRING AT A SPECIAL TIME, TUESDAY, MAY 22, ON FOX
  In the Season Three finale, graduation is finally here, as McKinley High’s class of 2012 looks to the past and present, while contemplating the future in the all-new “Goodbye” season finale episode of GLEE airing at a special time Tuesday, May 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-322) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans; Lauren Potter as Becky Jackson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Damian McGinty as Rory Flanagan; LaMarcus Tinker as Shane; Samuel Larsen as Joe Hart; Dot Marie Jones as Coach Beiste; Vanessa Lengies as Sugar Motta; Eric Bruskotter as Cooter Menkins; Lindsay Lohan as Herself.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" New episode
  "RHODIUM NIGHTS" 05/23/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : A HIGH-SOCIETY BACHELOR PARTY ENDS IN TRAGEDY WHEN AN ESCORT IS FOUND DEAD, AND THE SVU SQUAD MUST PROCEED WITH CAUTION AS INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE TRY TO BURY TO THE TRUTH. DEAN WINTERS RETURNS AS DETECTIVE BRIAN CASSIDY.
  An underage escort is found dead at a wild bachelor party, and Captain Cragen (Dann Florek) cautions his team to investigate with discretion, as there were several high-profile people at the scene. In their efforts to question a well-known leader in the New York escort world (guest star Peter Jacobson), Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) encounter former SVU detective Brian Cassidy (Winters), who’s been working undercover. With his help, the detectives dig deeper into a vicious power struggle between the two top escort businesses, but before the case is cracked, a shocking event threatens to destroy the life of one SVU squad member. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.)
   

• NBC "AWAKE" New Episode!
  "TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN"
  05/24/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : THE CHOICE IS YOURS -- KEVIN WEISMAN (‘ALIAS’) AND LAURA INNES (‘ER,’ ‘THE EVENT’) GUEST STAR -- The entire police force is on a man hunt for Detective Britten (Jason Isaacs) who relentlessly works to bring down the conspirators who tore his family apart. Britten trusts no one and time is running out as he gets closer to the truth. Bird (Steve Harris) and Detective Vega (Wilmer Valderrama) decide to help their struggling partner. When Britten’s worlds begin to clash, bringing together the dueling psychiatrists, Dr. Lee (BD Wong) and Dr. Evans (Cherry Jones) in an unlikely debate that forces him to choose his path. Meanwhile, Captain Harper (guest star Laura Innes) is forced to face her truth. Laura Allen and Dylan Minnette also star.
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" New Episode! "CHAPTER SEVENTEEN"
  05/26/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : As Mitch (Josh Lucas) represents a young woman charged with solicitation, he discovers she has a much more dangerous secret. Meanwhile, Abby (Molly Parker) and Claire (Natasha Calis) take a trip to Kentucky to visit Abby’s parents, but is reconciliation possible after ten years? Callum Keith Rennie and Juliette Lewis also star. Tricia Helfer guest stars.
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" New Episode!
  "CHAPTER EIGHTEEN"
  05/26/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : MAKING AMENDS -- When Mitch (Josh Lucas) defends a renowned novelist accused of murder, his client’s famously unstable nature threatens to destroy the case. Back in her hometown, Abby (Molly Parker) forms a bond with Dr. Wilson (guest star David Conrad, "Ghost Whisperer") that goes beyond the normal doctor-patient relationship. Callum Keith Rennie and Natasha Calis also star.

NON-FICTION

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (5/20; SEASON FINALE CONCLUSION)
  THIS SEASON'S GRAND PRIZE WINNER IS CROWNED, ON THE CONCLUSION OF ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS'" TWO-PART SEASON FINALE
  "Episode 2222" -- In Part Two of the Season Finale, the season's funniest video will take home this year's grand prize, SUNDAY MAY 20 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Tom Bergeron hosts from Aulani a Disney Resort & Spa in Ko'Olina Hawaii and from Cars Land at Disney California Adventure® Park, opening June 15.The prize is a membership in Disney Vacation Club®, where the winner can take unforgettable family vacations at Disney Vacation Club® Resorts, as well as have access to over 500 other dazzling locations from around the world. As a Member of Disney Vacation Club®, the winner can create a lifetime of memories for over 40 years, visiting Disney destinations like Disneyland® Resort in California, the Caribbean aboard Disney Cruise Line®, or guided vacations to worldwide destinations with Adventures by Disney®.
   

• ABC MORE PERFORMERS ANNOUNCED FOR 2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS (5/20)
  KELLY CLARKSON, LINKIN PARK, NELLY FURTADO AND USHER TO PERFORM AT "2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS"
  Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Nelly Furtado and Usher have been announced as the second round of artists to perform at the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," airing live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Additional acts and presenters will be announced in the coming weeks.
  CHRIS BROWN TO PERFORM AT THE "2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS"
  Singer, songwriter Chris Brown will take the stage with an incredible performance at the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," hosted by Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell, which airs live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Katy Perry to debut new song at 2012 Billboard Music Awards on ABC (5/20)
  KATY PERRY TO DEBUT NEW SONG AT "2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS"
  Katy Perry will debut a new song, "Wide Awake," in an exclusive performance on the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," airing live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. "Wide Awake" was written for her upcoming film, "Katy Perry: Part of Me," which will be released on July 5.
  STEVIE WONDER TO BE HONORED WITH THE ICON AWARD AT THE "2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS"
  Lisa Marie Presley, Wiz Khalifa, Luke Bryan and More To Present from the MGM Hotel in Las Vegas
  Singer, songwriter, musician and producer Stevie Wonder will receive the 2012 Billboard Icon Award. An all-star tribute to him, along with the award, will be presented at the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," hosted by Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell, which airs live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Lisa Marie Presley, Wiz Khalifa, Luke Bryan, Robin Thicke, Brandy, Monica and Miley Cyrus have been announced as presenters. They join previously announced presenters Taio Cruz, Gavin DeGraw, Gladys Knight, Julianne Hough, Natasha Bedingfield and Jeremy Sisto, along with musical acts Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Nelly Furtado, Usher, Carrie Underwood, Justin Bieber, LMFAO and The Wanted.
  TAIO CRUZ, GAVIN DEGRAW, GLADYS KNIGHT, JULIANNE HOUGH, NATASHA BEDINGFIELD AND JEREMY SISTO TO PRESENT AWARDS AT THE "2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS" ON ABC
  Three-time Billboard Music Award winner Taio Cruz, 2005 Billboard Music Award nominee Gavin DeGraw, Gladys Knight, Julianne Hough, Natasha Bedingfield and actor Jeremy Sisto have been announced as the first round of artists and celebrities to present at the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," hosted by Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell, which will air live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Finalists are based on key fan interactions with music, including album, single and digital sales, airplay, touring, streaming and social interactions on MySpace, Facebook and many of the other most popular online destinations for music. The awards will be based on the reporting period of February 28, 2011 through March 1, 2012.
  CEELO GREEN TO PERFORM "FIGHT TO WIN" AT THE "2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS"
  Inspiring Performance Will Feature Dancer Jean Sok from Cirque du Soleil's Touring Production, "Michael Jackson THE IMMORTAL World Tour"
  Genre bending singer-songwriter CeeLo Green will be joined on stage by Jean Sok (aka Bboy Hourth), an innovative, inspiring one-legged dancer in a powerful, moving live performance of "Fight to Win" at the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," hosted by Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell, which airs live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  ALICIA KEYS TO PRESENT ICON AWARD AND PERFORM WITH STEVIE WONDER AT THE "2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS"
  Whoopi Goldberg, Swizz Beatz, Charlie Sheen and More to Present from the MGM Hotel in Las Vegas
  Multi-talented artist and 10-time Billboard Music Award winner Alicia Keys will present the Billboard Icon Award to Stevie Wonder and join him on stage for an unforgettable performance at the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," hosted by Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell, which airs live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Whoopi Goldberg, Swizz Beatz, Charlie Sheen, Jason DerŸlo, Zooey Deschanel and Kris Kristofferson have been announced as presenters. They join previously announced presenters Lisa Marie Presley, Wiz Khalifa, Luke Bryan, Robin Thicke, Brandy, Monica, Miley Cyrus, Taio Cruz, Gavin DeGraw, Gladys Knight, Julianne Hough, Natasha Bedingfield and Jeremy Sisto, along with musical acts Jordin Sparks, John Legend, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Nelly Furtado, Usher, Carrie Underwood, Justin Bieber, LMFAO and The Wanted.
  WHITNEY HOUSTON TO BE POSTHUMOUSLY HONORED AT 2012 BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS (5/20)
  Jordin Sparks and John Legend to Perform Moving Tribute, With Special Appearance by Bobbi Kristina and Pat Houston
  The late Whitney Houston will be honored with the 2012 Billboard Millennium Award. A moving tribute dedicated to Houston will be performed by Jordin Sparks and John Legend as they take the stage to commemorate Houston's legacy. Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, and sister-in-law, Pat Houston, will make a special appearance to accept the award in her honor. The award is to be presented at the "2012 Billboard Music Awards," hosted by Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell, which airs live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on SUNDAY, MAY 20 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC NEXT WEEK ON THE FINAL EPISODES OF DANCING WITH THE STARS (5/21 & 22)
  SEASON FINALE
  THREE COUPLES REMAIN -- BUT ONLY ONE WILL TAKE HOME THE MIRROR BALL TROPHY -- ON THE FINAL TWO NIGHTS OF ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS"
  Grammy® Award-Winning Superstar Kelly Clarkson Performs
  Grammy® Award-Winning Artist Gladys Knight Also Hits the Stage During Tuesday Night's Season Finale
  "Episode 1410 & 1410A" -- After 10 weeks of highly entertaining performances and phenomenal dancing, Donald Driver & Peta Murgatroyd, Katherine Jenkins & Mark Ballas and William Levy & Cheryl Burke have proven they deserve to be in the finals. But only one couple will be crowned champions of "Dancing with the Stars." The three finalists will have their last opportunity to impress the judges and viewers on two final nights of competition, MONDAY, MAY 21 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET), and concluding on the Season Finale, TUESDAY, MAY 22 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In the final one-hour performance show on MONDAY, MAY 21 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET), each of the couples will compete in two dances. All three couples will have the chance to show their improvement over the course of the season, performing a dance chosen by the judges that they have previously performed, but will be able to incorporate new music and new choreography. Each couple will also perform the unpredictable and always entertaining no rules Freestyle dance to music they have chosen themselves.
  In the two-hour Season Finale on TUESDAY, MAY 22 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET), the excitement will continue with a stunning opening number with the entire cast and the Troupe. Tuesday night, all of this season's eliminated couples will return to the ballroom to perform some of the most memorable routines, as well as a few new surprises, including a special musical performance from Grammy® Award-winning Gladys Knight, who will accompany a dance performance. Grammy® Award-winning superstar Kelly Clarkson will also light up the ballroom singing a medley of her hit songs "Dark Side" and "Stronger," accompanied by Kym Johnson, Tony Dovolani, Anna Trebunskaya, Tristan MacManus and the Troupe. And in the final element of the competition on Tuesday, the three finalists perform a new routine in our "24 Hour Challenge" - in which they will have had 24 hours to pair their dance style of choice to music given to them after Monday night's show. This routine will be scored out of 30 and will round out the judges' scores across both nights.
   

• ABC NEXT WEEK ON THE BACHELORETTE (5/21)
  EMILY GETS TO SHOW OFF CHARLOTTE TO THE REMAINING 19 MEN, WITH THE MUPPETS TAKING CENTER STAGE AT A CHARITY EVENT AND A STEAMY FIRST DATE WITH ONE SEXY BACHELOR FEATURING HIT COUNTRY MUSIC TRIO GLORIANA, ON ABC'S "THE BACHELORETTE"
  Sparks Fly Between the Men as They Jockey for Emily's Time and Attention
  "Episode 802" - This is no ordinary Bachelorette, as the 19 remaining men find out when they are "tested" from the start about how they might fit into Emily's world as a dad, as well as working at a charity event that is near and dear to her heart. Now ensconced in the sprawling 12,000-square foot mansion in Emily's hometown of Charlotte, the men quickly learn that roses will be at stake on the one group date and on two individual dates. However, the competition is revved up when they learn that not all the men will get dates before the next rose ceremony, so the bachelors must take advantage of every opportunity to score points with the Bachelorette. A special concert by hit country music trio Gloriana and a charming, scene-stealing romp with the acclaimed Muppets, featuring Kermit and Miss Piggy, at the charity event are real delights. But after careful deliberation, Emily must eliminate three men, as she starts to try and make her fairytale come true, on "The Bachelorette," MONDAY, MAY 21 (9:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  On Monday, May 28, the program moves to its regular time period of 8:00-10:01 p.m., ET.
  Ryan is ecstatic when he finds out that he gets the first date of the season. After a quick visit with her girlfriends, Emily arrives at the mansion to take Ryan away for what he thinks will be a glamorous day of fun. But Emily has other plans, as she takes him to her home and instructs him in the everyday task of baking cookies for Ricki's soccer team. Will he pass the "test"? Later that night, Emily looks stunning as she scoops Ryan up in a sleek Aston Martin and brings him to a romantic dinner spot. After walking a red carpet lined with adoring fans, Emily and Ryan have a secluded fireside table where they discuss relationships and their potential future over dinner. Then things turn intimate even though the couple are the in middle of a crowd, as they are serenaded in a special concert by popular country band Gloriana, featuring their hit single "(Kissed You) Good Night." But is there enough romance for Ryan to get the rose?
   

• ABC DUETS: 101 - PREMIERE
  THE SUPERSTARS PERFORM THEIR GREATEST HITS WITH THEIR PARTNERS, ON THE PREMIERE OF ABC'S "DUETS"
  "Episode 101" - The music industry's biggest Superstars -- Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles and Robin Thicke - take to the stage and perform their most popular songs with their hand-picked "Duets" partners. Hosted by Quddus, this one-of a kind singing competition series takes the Superstars out from behind the judges' panel and onto the stage, on the premiere of "Duets," THURSDAY, MAY 24 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Duets" stars Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles, Robin Thicke and Quddus. The series is a production of Keep Calm and Carry On Productions. Emmy winner Robert Deaton (CMA Awards) is executive producer. Emmy winner Charles Wachter ("Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution") is co-executive producer.
  "Duets" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format, with 5.1-channel surround sound. A TV parental guideline will be assigned closer to airdate.
  ABC ANNOUNCES THE EIGHT TALENTED SINGERS WHO WILL PARTNER WITH KELLY CLARKSON, JOHN LEGEND, JENNIFER NETTLES AND ROBIN THICKE ON NEW MUSIC SERIES "DUETS," PREMIERING THURSDAY, MAY 24
  ABC announced today the eight young amateur singers who will partner with Superstars Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles and Robin Thicke in the network's newest music series, "Duets," premiering THURSDAY, MAY 24 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET).
   

• ABC Friday, May 25, 2012
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM Primetime: What Would You Do?
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20
  11:35 PM-12:02 AM Nightline
  TBA
   

• ABC GMA AND PEPSI ANNOUNCE SIZZLING SUMMER CONCERT SERIES
  ABC NEWS' "GOOD MORNING AMERICA" AND PEPSI ANNOUNCE SIZZLING 2012 SUMMER CONCERT SERIES
  The Hottest Chart Topping Acts in the Country Perform, Including No Doubt, Brad Paisley, Counting Crows, Demi Lovato, The Wanted, Neon Trees and LMFAO
  Live Performances Every Friday Morning from the Rumsey Playfield in New York City's Central Park
  "GMA" Announcement Link: http://gma.yahoo.com/music/
  ABC News" "Good Morning America," in partnership with Pepsi, today announced its sizzling 2012 Summer Concert Series lineup with an exciting mix of pop, rock, country and nostalgia acts, the biggest names in music around. There is something for everyone, from the hit rock band No Doubt, multi-platinum singer Demi Lovato and pop sensations The Wanted to alternative rock band Neon Trees and hip-hop band LMFAO, with their "Party Rock Anthem" to get "everybody shuffling" this summer.
   

• CBS TONIGHT ON 60 MINUTES: At 7 p.m. ET/PT, the first hour of our special two-hour broadcast will feature these reports:
  DROPPING OUT: Venture capitalist Peter Thiel questions whether college is worth the cost. Preview: Link
  HARD CASES: The last and best resort for patients with rare and unknown medical conditions is Dr. William Gahl’s Undiagnosed Diseases Program. Preview: http://cbsn.ws/JW7bAB
  ROGER WATERS: With dazzling digital projections, Roger Waters’ recreation of Pink Floyd’s rock opera “The Wall” is selling out stadiums around the world.  Preview Video
  MERYL STREEP is a woman of many faces: Sophie in Sophie’s Choice, Julia Child, the devil wearing Prada, and British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher – a part that earned her an Academy Award this year.
  This Sunday on 60 Minutes, Streep recounts her transformation into Thatcher and the other great roles she’s played. To preview this piece, which we first broadcast in December 2011, click here: Video .
  Cemeteries draw complaints
  60 Minutes report raises questions about whether the cemetery business needs more oversight to prevent fraud and misrepresentation. Anderson Cooper reports Sunday, May 20 at 8 p.m. ET/PT.
  Read Story  Watch Video
  Rare illnesses tackled by elite NIH unit
  Turning down patients for his Undiagnosed Diseases Program is the hardest thing he has done in his life, says Dr. William Gahl. Watch Lara Logan's report on Sunday, May 20 at 7:00 p.m.
  Read Story  Watch Video
  Roger Waters' story behind "The Wall"
  Pink Floyd's creative force is still performing the rock opera "The Wall" to sold-out stadiums around the world. Steve Kroft catches up with the rock legend on Sunday, May 20 at 7:00 p.m. ET/PT.
  Read Story
   

• CBS VOTING IS NOW OPEN FOR "CLASH OF THE COMMERCIALS: USA VS. THE WORLD,” AN INTERACTIVE COUNTDOWN SPECIAL HOSTED BY HEIDI KLUM AND KEVIN FRAZIER, TO BE BROADCAST MONDAY, MAY 21
  THIS JUST IN…
  VOTING IS NOW OPEN FOR "CLASH OF THE COMMERCIALS: USA VS. THE WORLD,” AN INTERACTIVE COUNTDOWN SPECIAL HOSTED BY HEIDI KLUM AND KEVIN FRAZIER, TO BE BROADCAST MONDAY, MAY 21
  Cirque du Soleil's "KA" Will Perform During the Special
  Voting is now open for CLASH OF THE COMMERCIALS: USA VS. THE WORLD, hosted from Las Vegas by legendary supermodel Heidi Klum, and "The Insider's" co-host Kevin Frazier, and is an interactive countdown special pitting the 10 best international commercials ever against the 10 best from the United States. The special, during which viewers will be able to vote LIVE for the winner, will be broadcast Monday, May 21 (10:00 PM-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Saturday May 26
  48 Hours Mystery
  TBA
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Highlights” (Content Rating TBD)
  CATCH UP ON THE DRAMA OF CYCLE 18 — Rewind and review the challenges, photo shoots and dramatic personalities that make up the British Invasion cycle of “Top Model” (#1813).
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 22
  **SEASON FINALE, PART ONE--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE TOP TWO FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ON THE SEASON’S LAST “AMERICAN IDOL” PERFORMANCE SHOW, AIRING ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, TUESDAY, MAY 22, ON FOX
  Part Two of Season Finale and Crowning of New American Idol Airs Tomorrow Night
  The two finalists take the stage to battle it out on the last performance show of the season at the NOKIA Theatre L.A. LIVE in Downtown Los Angeles. One will be crowned the next American Idol. Tune in to see who impresses the judges – and America – in the all-new LIVE “Performance Show” Season Finale, Part One episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing on a special night Tuesday, May 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1144) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  **TWO-HOUR-AND-SEVEN-MINUTE SEASON FINALE, PART TWO--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:07 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  A NEW AMERICAN IDOL IS CROWNED ON THE ALL-NEW TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, ON FOX
  The most anticipated night of the television season is finally here! On the second part of the two-night season finale, the Top 12 reunite on the stage one last time before host Ryan Seacrest reveals the newest American Idol in the all-new “Winner Announced” two-hour Season Finale, Part Two episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, May 23 (8:00-10:07 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1144A/B) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MAY 24
  **TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**— “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  INSPIRED DANCING CONTINUES ON THE NINTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” THURSDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX
  Series Moves To Its Regular Wednesday 8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT Timeslot beginning, May 30
  The pursuit of “America’s Favorite Dancer” begins tonight on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE! Watch what happens when the most talented dancers – skilled in everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Jive, Hip Hop and Krumping – all compete for a prized spot on the live shows. See who impresses the judges and who trips up in the “Auditions #1 and #2: Dallas and New York” two-hour season premiere episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing on a special night, Thursday, May 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-901) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 26
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s MLB coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: COPS returns this summer.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—(7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-Stereo
  FOX SPORTS SATURDAY PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
  MLB on FOX continues coverage of the 2012 baseball season as the exclusive network home of Major League Baseball. Coverage starts with the FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL PREGAME SHOW hosted by Matt Vasgersian live from MLB Network’s state-of-the-art studio in Secaucus, NJ. Vasgersian is joined by analysts Harold Reynolds and Kevin Millar for FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL GAME OF THE WEEK airing LIVE Saturday, May 26 (7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-102) (n/a)
   

• NBC Sunday "AMERICA's GOT TALENT" New Episode
  05/20/2012 7:00 PM EPISODE 2 (TV-PG)
  ALL-NEW AUDITION EPISODE IN TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES Celebrity judges Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern continue with auditions in San Francisco. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of hopeful future stars as they compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America.
   

• NBC Sunday "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" New Episode
  "AND THE WINNER IS..."
  05/20/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE FINALISTS MUST EXECUTE THEIR CHARITY EVENT BEFORE DONALD TRUMP CROWNS THIS SEASON’S WINNER IN THE LIVE FINALE
  Live from New York City, it’s The Celebrity Apprentice season finale. The finalists scramble to finish in time for their celebrity charity event, and for the first time ever, the two finalists must work together to make sure their variety show goes off without a hitch. With 10 Celebrities performing, it’s the biggest finale event to date. In the end, Donald Trump makes his final decision, live – who will be fired, and who will become The Celebrity Apprentice. Boardroom advisors Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr.
   

• NBC Sunday "DATELINE NBC" New Episode
  Have you ever known someone in a love triangle? Tonight, Keith Morrison reports on a mystery where finding one suspect was only the beginning. CHAT LIVE with us during the show at 10pm/9c.
  Chat: http://www.facebook.com/datelinenbc
  Video: http://video.msnbc.msn.com/dateline/47466298
   

• NBC Monday "AMERICA's GOT TALENT" New Episode
  05/21/2012 8:00 PM EPISODE 3 (TV-PG)
  AUDITIONS COME TO NEW YORK CITY IN TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in New York as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern determine which acts are worthy of the $1 million prize in this top-rated summer series. Nick Cannon hosts.
   

• NBC Monday "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" New Episode
  "FINALS REGION 1"
  05/21/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ PREMIERES ON NBC WITH SOUTHWEST REGIONAL FINALS FROM VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA – MATT ISEMAN AND JONNY MOSELEY HOST – ANGELA SUN REPORTS FROM THE SIDELINES
  Comedian Matt Iseman and Olympic Gold Medalist Jonny Moseley host the heart-racing obstacle course competition series "American Ninja Warrior," premiering on NBC Monday, May 21. The top 30 finishers from the southwest region preliminary round (which airs on G4) will take on an even more challenging course and compete for the chance to move into the national finals, which will take place in Las Vegas, NV. Competitors range from trained athletes to everyday Americans including schoolteachers, police officers, moms and even granddads, who must all tackle the arduous obstacle course in their quest for the $500,000 cash prize and a chance to win the coveted title of the first ever "American Ninja Warrior." Angela Sun ("Yahoo! Sports Minute") reports from the sidelines.
   

• NBC Tuesday "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" 05/22/2012 9:00 PM New Episode
  EPISODE 4 (TV-PG) AUDITIONS CONTINUE IN NEW YORK CITY WITH HOWIE MANDEL, SHARON OSBOURNE AND HOWARD STERN Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in New York as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern star as the celebrity judges in this top-rated summer series. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of hopeful future stars as they compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America.
   

• NBC Tuesday "NBC NEWS SPECIAL" New Episode
  "DATELINE NBC: 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL"
  05/22/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : TBA
   

• NBC Wednesday "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" New episode
  "EPISODE 12" 05/23/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : Betty White’s posse of sassy senior citizens is back on the street, pulling more funny pranks on the younger generation. Actor and comedian Rob Schneider gets in on the fun this week, guest starring as Betty’s shrink, while her pranksters are busy trying to recruit a male friend for a "bromance," offering "free creepy backrubs" to pedestrians walking by and trying a little too hard to prevent littering. Also this week, a man gives citations to mall shoppers for absurd violations, and two old ladies try to interest a young man in a "senior sandwich." As star of the series, the delightful Betty White shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
  (Another episode airs at 8:30 - a re-run, not sure which one)
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2136"
  05/25/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : TBA
   

• Get to know the cast of TBS's new original sitcom MEN AT WORK Thursday May 24 10 pm on TBS.
  

RERUNS

• ABC DRINKING AND OVERSHARING MAY NOT LEAD TO THE BEST DECISIONS, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  "Aunt Mommy" - After closing on the sale of a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take the two of them out for a celebratory dinner where they proceed to over-indulge in drinks, which leads to some over-sharing, and finally results in waking up the next morning hung over and begging the question - if you'll do anything for family, shouldn't there still be a line drawn somewhere? -- on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/15/12)
  Guest cast for "Aunt Mommy" includes Rodrigo Rojas as Stefan, Colin Hanlon as Steven and Joseph Bonilla as Leon.
  "Aunt Mommy" was written by Abraham Higginbotham and Dan O'Shannon, and directed by Michael Spiller.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 310
  NBA CHAMPION AND HALL OF FAME BASKETBALL PLAYER BILL WALTON JOINS ENTREPRENEUR DAVE MAYER IN HIS PITCH FOR A UNIQUE WATER BOTTLE, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 310" -- NBA champion and Hall of Fame basketball player Bill Walton joins entrepreneur Dave Mayer in a pitch... Mayer, a triathlete from Portola Valley, California, hopes the Sharks will have a thirst for his unique water bottle. If the Sharks should need a ghostwriter, then Michael Levin from Irvine, California will welcome their investment dollars in his celebrity ghostwriting business. Other pitches include an online business created by Sue Kruskopf & Nancy Bush from Minneapolis, Minnesota, that can help people plan their own funeral, down to the last detail. And Alashe Nelson from Miami Beach, Florida presents a business opportunity to invest in a site offering users real VIP access at some of the hottest nightlife events in the country, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, MAY 25 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/20/12)
  Also, Jason Lucash & Michael Szymczak from Chicago appear in a follow-up story, allowing viewers the opportunity to see how certain investments led to success. Since their appearance on the show in Season Two, the creators of the customized speakers known as Origaudio have triumphed in their business endeavor.
   

• CBS TED FINALLY MEETS HIS MYSTERY GIRL IN THE SLUTTY PUMPKIN COSTUME, ON A REBROADCAST OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, MAY 21
  Katie Holmes Guest Stars as Naomi, the Slutty Pumpkin
  "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns" — Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 21 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Katie Holmes guest stars as Naomi, the Slutty Pumpkin. (Originally broadcast 10/31/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Tami Sagher
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE SERVE NOT-QUITE-KOSHER CUPCAKES AT A BOY’S BAR MITZVAH, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, MAY 21
  Jennifer Coolidge Returns As Sophie, The Girls’ Upstairs Neighbor
  “And The Kosher Cupcakes” – Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy’s Bar Mitzvah, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, May 21 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Coolidge returns as Sophie, the girls’ upstairs neighbor. (Originally broadcast 2/20/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Liz Feldman
  DIRECTED BY: Scott Ellis
   

• CBS Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 21 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/13/12.)
  STORY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS MIKE IS CHEATING ON HIS DIET AND HIDING IT FROM MOLLY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, MAY 21
  "Mike Cheats" — Mike starts cheating on his diet as Thanksgiving Day approaches, but attempts to hide it from Molly, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, May 21 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest star Holly Robinson Peete returns as Christina, Carl’s new girlfriend. (Originally broadcast 11/21/11.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster and Julie Bean and Al Higgins
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM TRAVELS TO MEXICO TO TRACK DOWN A MYSTERIOUS WOODEN BOX FILLED WITH DEADLY MATERIALS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," AT A SPECIAL TIME, TUESDAY, MAY 22
  "Greed" – When a Navy ID is found on a dead body tied to a hazardous material smuggling case, NCIS is granted permission to investigate in Mexico and asked to help locate the missing materials, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, at a special time, Tuesday, May 22 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/8/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
  DIRECTED BY: Jan Eliasberg
   

• CBS NCIS INVESTIGATES A MILITARY PLANE CRASH TRANSPORTING THE CASKETS OF DECEASED SOLDIERS FROM OVERSEAS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, TUESDAY, MAY 22
  “Engaged (Part I)” – The NCIS team uncovers a discrepancy with DNA remains when investigating the crash of a military plane that had been transporting caskets, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, at a special time, Tuesday, May 22 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/8/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gina Lucita Monreal
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• CBS GIBBS AND THE NCIS CONTINUE THEIR INVESTIGATION INTO THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A MARINE LIEUTENANT AFTER A SCHOOL BOMBING IN AFGHANISTAN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, TUESDAY, MAY 22
  “Engaged (Part II)” – As the NCIS team continues its search for a missing Marine, Gibbs and Ziva travel to her last known whereabouts in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Tony reveals his deepest fears and Gibbs is forced to relive events from his past, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, at a special time, Tuesday, May 22 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/15/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gary Glasberg
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS LEONARD AND PENNY TRY HANGING OUT ALONE, WHILE SHELDON DOES BATTLE WITH A BIRD, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  “The Ornithophobia Diffusion” – Leonard and Penny try hanging out alone, and Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, on a special night, Wednesday, May 23 (8:00 - 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/10/11.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Dave Goetsch and Anthony Del Broccolo
  TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS WALDEN AND ZOEY'S RELATIONSHIP SUFFERS AFTER THEY SHARE A NEAR- DEATH EXPERIENCE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "TWO AND A HALF MEN," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  "Not In My Mouth!" — Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, on a special night and time, Wednesday, May 23 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/20/12.)
  STORY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS A SERIES OF MURDERS IN SAN FRANCISCO BEARING THE MARKS OF THE INFAMOUS ZODIAC KILLER HAVE THE BAU WONDERING IF THE NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER IS BACK, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  Bestselling Crime Novelist Patricia Cornwell Guest Stars as Herself,
  As a Guest at a Violent Crime Seminar Attended by Reid and Prentiss
  “True Genius” – A series of murders in San Francisco bearing the tell-tale signs of the infamous Zodiac Killer have the BAU wondering if the notorious serial killer has returned. Also, Reid ponders if he should be doing more with his genius abilities, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, May 23 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Bestselling crime novelist Patricia Cornwell guest stars as herself, as a guest at a violent crime seminar attended by Reid and Prentiss. (Originally broadcast 1/18/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Sharon Lee Watson
  DIRECTED BY: Glenn Kershaw
   

• CBS THE BAU TEAM FINDS DISCORD IN HOUSTON WHEN A RAPIST KNOWN AS “THE PIANO MAN” RETURNS TO ASSAULT HIS PREVIOUS VICTIMS, ON A REBROADCAST OF THE 150TH EPISODE OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  Guest Stars Include Jay Karnes (“The Shield,” “Sons of Anarchy”) as Pianist Hamilton Bartholomew, Dina Meyer (“Starship Troopers”) as Waitress and Piano Man Victim Regina Lampert, and Penny Peyser (“Crazy Like a Fox,” “Knots Landing”) as Prentiss’ Therapist, Dr. Linda Merrill
  “Unknown Subject” – The BAU team searches for a serial rapist in Houston known as “The Piano Man” who has resurfaced and is assaulting his previous victims. Also, Prentiss tries to come to terms with her trauma from last year and with rejoining the team, on a rebroadcast of the 150th episode of CRIMINAL MINDS, at a special time, Wednesday, May 23 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Jay Karnes (“The Shield,” “Sons of Anarchy”) as pianist Hamilton Bartholomew, Dina Meyer (“Starship Troopers”) as waitress and Piano Man victim Regina Lampert, and Penny Peyser (“Crazy Like a Fox,” “Knots Landing”) as Prentiss’ therapist Dr. Linda Merrill. (Originally broadcast 1/25/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Breen Frazier
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Lange
   

• CBS AUDREY’S THROAT SURGERY MAKES HER UNABLE TO SPEAK, TO JEFF’S DELIGHT, ON A REBROADCAST OF "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, MAY 24
  "Audrey is Dumb" — Audrey’s throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff’s delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell’s dirty work and fires someone, on a rebroadcast of RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, May 24 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/3/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Tom Hertz, one of the series executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Tom Hertz, one of the series executive producers
   

• CBS SHELDON BECOMES JEALOUS WHEN AMY DATES ANOTHER MAN, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, MAY 24
  “The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition” – Sheldon considers taking his relationship with Amy to the next level when Stuart from the comic book store asks her out on a date, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, May 24 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/17/11.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Dave Goetsch
  TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady, Jim Reynolds and Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS DETECTIVE CARTER COMES FACE-TO-FACE WITH REESE AND HAS TO DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHICH SIDE SHE’S ON, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MAY 24
  “Legacy” – When Carter finally comes face-to-face with Reese, he urges her to join forces to help with their latest POI, a scrappy young woman from the wrong side of the tracks who turned her life around and became a lawyer, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, May 24 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/19/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Amanda Segel
  DIRECTED BY: Brad Anderson
   

• CBS THE CBI TEAM TRAVELS TO A RESORT TOWN TO INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A POLICE CHIEF, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE MENTALIST," THURSDAY, MAY 24
  Henry Thomas Guest Stars as Tommy, Lisbon’s Younger Brother
  “Where in the World is Carmine O’Brien” — When the CBI team travels to a resort town to find out who murdered a police chief, Lisbon crosses paths with her brother Tommy, now a bounty hunter, who’s tracking a bail jumper, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, Thursday, May 24 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Henry Thomas (“ET: The Extra-Terrestrial”) guest stars as Tommy, Lisbon’s younger brother. (Originally broadcast 10/27/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: David Applebaum
  DIRECTED BY: Bobby Roth
   

• CBS THE CMO OF NASCAR GOES UNDER THE HOOD OF THE # 1 SPECTATOR SPORT IN THE U.S. WHERE HE'S TOLD HE MIGHT BE BETTER EQUIPPED AT BEING THE PIT CREW'S WATERBOY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, MAY 25
  "NASCAR" — Steve Phelps, Senior Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer for NASCAR, the sanctioning body for the #1 spectator sport in the U.S., goes undercover with one of the sport's pit crews, where he participates in an exhausting training session and struggles to keep pace working alongside a ground's crew preparing for one of NASCAR's biggest races at the famed Daytona International Speedway, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, May 25 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/24/10.)
   

• CBS THE CSIs INVESTIGATE WHEN THE RECENTLY PAROLED BROTHER OF A YOUNG BASKETBALL PRODIGY IS IMPLICATED IN A MURDER, ON A REBROADCAST OF "CSI: NY," FRIDAY, MAY 25
  Kathleen Munroe Returns as Flack’s Sister, Samantha
  Justin Bruening (“All My Children,” “Ringer”) Guest Stars as Hank, the Murder Suspect
  "Air Apparent" — The CSIs investigate when the recently paroled brother of a young basketball prodigy is implicated in a murder, on a rebroadcast of "CSI: NY," Friday, May 25 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kathleen Munroe returns as Flack’s sister, Samantha. Justin Bruening guest stars as Hank, the murder suspect. (Originally broadcast 10/21/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Aaron Rahsaan Thomas
  DIRECTED BY: Anthony Hemingway
   

• CBS JACKIE GOES UNDERCOVER AS AN ESCORT TO CATCH A SERIAL KILLER, AND ERIN MEETS A POTENTIAL SUITOR, ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, MAY 25
  Fred Weller ("In Plain Sight") Guest Stars as Jacob Krystal, Erin’s Suitor
  "Lonely Hearts Club" — Jackie goes undercover as an escort when she and Danny track down a serial killer who is murdering prostitutes in hotel rooms. Meanwhile, Erin meets a potential suitor at an art gallery who shares her interests, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, May 25 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Fred Weller ("In Plain Sight") guest stars as Jacob Krystal, Erin’s suitor. (Originally broadcast 11/11/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Vanessa Rojas
  DIRECTED BY: Felix Alcala
   

• CBS TERRY KINNEY, ADAM GOLDBERG, LEELEE SOBIESKI, STARK SANDS, JUDY MARTE, HAROLD “HOUSE” MOORE, TOM REED AND FELIX SOLIS STAR IN A REBROADCAST OF "NYC 22," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, MAY 26
  “Pilot” — Field Training Officer Daniel “Yoda” Dean supervises six rookie cops as they navigate through their first day at upper Manhattan’s 22nd Precinct, on a rebroadcast of the series premiere of NYC 22, on a special night and time, Saturday, May 26 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/15/12.)
  NYC 22 follows six diverse NYPD rookies as they patrol the gritty streets of upper Manhattan. The new trainees include Jennifer “White House” Perry, a former college volleyball star and Marine MP in Iraq with a take-charge attitude; Ray “Lazarus” Harper, the oldest rookie and a former police news reporter with better sources than most seasoned cops; Tonya Sanchez, who comes from a family with a criminal history; Ahmad Kahn, an Afghani native who fought his way to freedom; Kenny McLaren, a fourth-generation police officer with great instincts but qualms about joining the force; and Jayson “Jackpot” Toney, a young basketball legend who squandered his opportunity in the NBA. Their demanding Field Training Officer, Daniel “Yoda” Dean, is a case-hardened, unsentimental veteran of the force who emphasizes basics and holds each cop accountable for their actions. Rounding out the team is Sergeant Terry Howard, a no-nonsense plainclothes officer from the Gang Intel Unit, who trains the rookies on how to keep the gangbangers at bay. With unique backgrounds, personalities and reasons for being on the force, the new cops will make their share of rookie mistakes while they figure out how to relate to their boss, each other and the people they swore to protect.
  WRITTEN BY: Richard Price, one of the series executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: James Mangold
   

• The CW MONDAY, MAY 21
  “ONE TREE HILL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Anyone Who Had A Heart” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  SOPHIA BUSH DIRECTS THE EPISODE — As Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti) prepares to emcee the annual Tree Hill Burning Boat Festival, Brooke (Sophia Bush) uses the opportunity to process her father’s betrayal, while Julian (Austin Nichols) tries to breathe new life into a past idea. Mouth (Lee Norris) and Millie (Lisa Goldstein) make a change to their morning show, and Clay (Robert Buckley) and Quinn (Shantel VanSanten) get ready for Logan’s (guest star Pierce Gagnon) first night at the beach house. Stephen Colletti also stars. The episode was written by Brian L. Ridings and directed by Sophia Bush (#912).
   

• The CW MONDAY, MAY 21
  “ONE TREE HILL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “One Tree Hill” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  SERIES FINALE — In the final chapter of One Tree Hill, the tenth anniversary of Tric brings old faces and new possibilities for the Tree Hill family. Sophia Bush, James Lafferty, Bethany Joy Galeotti, Austin Nichols, Robert Buckley, Shantel VanSanten, Jackson Brundage, Lee Norris, Lisa Goldstein, Stephen Colletti, Tyler Hilton and Paul Johansson star. The episode was written and directed by Mark Schwahn (#913).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MAY 22
  “HART OF DIXIE” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Big Day” (TV-PG, DS) (HDTV)
  SERIES STAR TIM MATHESON DIRECTS THE SEASON FINALE / GEORGE AND LEMON PREPARE FOR THE BIG DAY — With an impending storm about to hit Bluebell, George (Scott Porter) and Lemon (Jaime King) prepare for their wedding day. Meanwhile, taking shelter from the storm, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) finds herself stranded in a barn with Wade (Wilson Bethel). Cress Williams and Tim Matheson also star. Tim Matheson directed the episode written by executive producer Leila Gerstein (#122).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (8:00-9:00p.m. ET)
  “Jez Smith” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE FINAL WOMEN ATTEND GO-SEES — The models make their way through Hong Kong to attend go-sees, where one of the women loses her confidence and crumbles under the pressure. At the photo shoot for the “America’s Next Top Model” fragrance, Dream Come True, the stakes are raised as the models pose in front of the client, Hatch Beauty founder Ben Bennett. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge, photographer Jez Smith, as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1811).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 24
  ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
  “PEREZ HILTON ALL ACCESS: LADY GAGA” – (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  (Content Rating is TBD) (HDTV)
  PEREZ HILTON INTERVIEWS SUPERSTAR LADY GAGA - Perez hangs with global phenomenon Lady Gaga and gives viewers an unprecedented look into her life. Beginning their journey in Hollywood, Perez and Gaga also jet off to Sydney, Australia. The episode features deliciously private and exclusive moments, from the close friends cooking together to behind-the-scenes footage at performances, dress rehearsals and backstage concert moments, for an hour of Lady Gaga, as you’ve never seen her before.
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 24
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Hybrid” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  THE NEW ORDER — Klaus (Joseph Morgan) puts a plan in motion that will give him even more power, but even with the unwilling participation of werewolf Ray Sutton (guest star David Gallagher), things don’t go exactly as Klaus had planned. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Alaric (Matt Davis) reluctantly go along with Elena’s (Nina Dobrev) new strategy to find Stefan (Paul Wesley), leading Damon into a dangerous fight with an unexpected enemy. Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) turns to Matt (Zach Roerig) for help as he continues to try to understand what the ghosts from his past want from him. Unaware that Caroline (Candice Accola) is in need of his help, Tyler (Michael Trevino) faces an emotional confrontation with his mother (guest star Susan Walters). Joshua Butler directed the episode written by Al Septien & Turi Meyer (#302).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MAY 25
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Game Change” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  NEW SEASON, NEW ALLIES, NEW ENEMIES — Nikita (Maggie Q) and Michael (Shane West) plot to take down Division and Oversight and are prepared to use the contents of the black box to do so. Amanda (Melinda Clarke) is now running Division but Oversight has assigned one of their own, a new agent named Sean (guest star Dillon Casey), to keep an eye on her. Amanda’s first mission is to get back the black box from Nikita, and she enlists Alex’s help to do so. Alex refuses until Amanda tells her she will help her find the man who killed Alex’s father. Meanwhile, Nikita and Michael find help from an unlikely ally. Danny Cannon directed the episode written by Craig Silverstein (#3X7151).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MAY 25
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Meet the New Boss” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
  CASTIEL TAKES ON HIS NEW ROLE AS GOD — Castiel (guest star Misha Collins) doesn’t kill Sam (Jared Padalecki), Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Bobby (guest star Jim Beaver) but warns them not to interfere in his business. Assuming his new role as God, Castiel sets out to right some of the wrongs in the world. Dean decides they should bind Death (guest star Julian Richings) and order him to stop Castiel, but the former angel is one step ahead of them, leaving Dean to face a very angry Death. Meanwhile, Sam struggles to deal with the broken wall in his head. Phil Sgriccia directed the episode written by Sera Gamble (#701).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 20
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is preempted tonight.]
  **500th EPISODE**-—“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE SIMPSONS PACK THEIR BAGS AND LEAVE SPRINGFIELD ON THE MILESTONE 500th EPISODE OF “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
  Milestone 500th Episode
  Grammy Award-Winning Musician Alison Krauss Records THE SIMPSONS Theme Song
  The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-the-grid community outside of town. But when Homer and Marge try to sneak back into Springfield, they are welcomed with hostility from their former friends and neighbors and begin to appreciate their new and more accepting home in the milestone 500th episode of THE SIMPSONS, “At Long Last Leave,” airing Sunday, May 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2307) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Alison Kraus as herself
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MAY 25
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
  CHEF RAMSAY HELPS TWO RESTAURANTS IN THE GOLDEN STATE ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR ENCORE OF “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, MAY 25, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay visits Fremont, CA, to lend his expertise and critical eye to the 50-year-old steakhouse and banquet center, Spin-A-Yarn. Then, Chef Ramsay visits Charlie’s in La Verne, CA, to help the owners of the Italian bistro refresh its outdated look and update the menu’s bland and unoriginal options in “Spin-A-Yarn/Charlie’s,” a special two-hour encore of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, May 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-413/14) (TV-14 L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 26
  --“THE FINDER”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A BASEBALL STAR LOSES HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM ON “THE FINDER” SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
  Lance Gross (“House of Payne”) Guest-Stars
  Isabel’s new boyfriend Frank (guest star Lance Gross), an all-star baseball athlete, gets robbed, and Walter steps in to help find his stolen collectibles. But in the process, Walter learns Frank has lost something more meaningful than memorabilia. Then, to earn Willa’s trust, Leo and Walter bring her in on the case in the "Swing and a Miss" episode of THE FINDER airing Saturday, May 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-104) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Lance Gross as Frank Haywood; Andres Perez-Molina as Miami-Dade Detective; Rick Zieff as Barry Verlinger; Amad Jackson as Tyson the Twin; Ignacio Serricchio as Bobby the Twin; Jake Busey as Bobby the Twin; Mike Bradecich as O’Malley; Gregor Manns as Bouncer; Chris Johnson as Marty Nix
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 26
  —“NEW GIRL”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S MOVING DAY IN THE LOFT FOR ONE OF THE ROOMMATES ON “NEW GIRL” SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
  When one of the roommates decides to move out of the loft, the gang makes an unexpected trip to the desert where Winston faces his fear of the dark, Cece and Schmidt’s relationship reaches a turning point and Jess and Nick square off with a coyote in the “See Ya” episode of NEW GIRL airing Saturday, May 26 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-124) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Caroline; Thomas Lennon as Neil; Jeff Kober as Remy; Matthew Smith as Gino
   

• NBC Tuesday "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" Re-Run
  05/22/2012 8:00 PM EPISODE 3 (TV-PG)
  AUDITIONS COME TO NEW YORK CITY IN TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in New York as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern determine which acts are worthy of the $1 million prize in this top-rated summer series. Nick Cannon hosts.
   

• NBC Wednesday "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" Re-run
  "FATHER'S SHADOW" 05/23/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : DETECTIVE BENSON (MARISKA HARGITAY) FINDS HERSELF IN DANGER WHEN A RAPE INVESTIGATION SPIRALS INTO A HOSTAGE CRISIS. HARRY CONNICK JR., MIRANDA LAMBERT, MICHAEL MCKEAN AND CAMERON MONAGHAN GUEST STAR.
  An aspiring actress is found unconscious in Central Park with drugs in her system and evidence of sexual trauma. Detectives Benson (Hargitay) and Amaro (Pino) pay a visit to the reality show producer (guest star McKean) for whom she had auditioned just before the attack, and stop him from assaulting another actress (guest star Lambert) on the casting couch. The detectives arrest the producer, but the situation turns dangerous when his distraught son (guest star Monaghan) takes drastic action in order to get his father out of jail. Meanwhile, Benson and Executive ADA David Haden (guest star Connick) grow closer. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.) Special appearance by Linus Roache (Bureau Chief Mike Cutter.)
   

• NBC Thursday "THE OFFICE" Re-Run
  "TBA" 05/24/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : TBA
   

• NBC Thursday "THE OFFICE" Re-Run "TBA"
  05/24/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : TBA
   

• NBC Thursday "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" Re-Run
  "EPISODE 3" 05/24/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : AUDITIONS COME TO NEW YORK CITY IN TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES
  Auditions shot on-location in theaters across the nation continue in New York as Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern determine which acts are worthy of the $1 million prize in this top-rated summer series. Nick Cannon hosts.
   

• NBC Friday "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Re-Run
  05/25/2012 8:00 PM ROB LOWE (TV-PG)
  ROB LOWE DISCOVERS HIS MATERNAL FAMILY’S UNEXPECTED TIES TO EARLY AMERICAN HISTORY – Armed with information from his late mother’s scrapbook, Rob Lowe sets off on a journey that leads him to America’s founding fathers. In Washington, D.C., a visit to the Library of Congress uncovers his ancestor's surprising role in the Revolutionary War and his direct connection to George Washington. After visiting his ancestors native Germany, he gains a deeper understanding of why everything was risked for a chance to build a new future in America.
   

• NBC Friday "GRIMM" Re-Run 05/25/2012 9:00 PM Re-Run
  PILOT (TV-14) INSPIRED BY THE CLASSIC GRIMM FAIRY TALES—NICK BURKHARDT'S LIFE IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN WHEN HIS FAMILY’S LEGACY IS REVEALED—KATE BURTON GUEST STARS—After the mysterious brutal attack of a local college co-ed, Portland homicide Detective Nick Burkhardt (David Giuntoli) discovered he is descendant of an elite line of criminal profilers known as “Grimms,” charged with keeping balance between humanity and the mythological creatures of the world. As he tries to hide the dangers of his new found calling from his fiancé, Juliette Silverton (Bitsie Tulloch), and his partner, Hank Griffin (Russell Hornsby), he becomes ever more entrenched in the ancient rivalries and alliances of the Grimm world. With help from his reluctant confidant, Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell), a reformed Grimm creature himself, Nick must navigate through the forces of a larger-than-life mythology. Reggie Lee and Sasha Roiz also star.
   

• NBC Saturday "HARRY'S LAW" Re-Run "THE WHOLE TRUTH" Re-Run
  05/26/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : JON BERNTHAL ("THE WALKING DEAD") GUEST STARS – HARRY, ADAM AND ENTIRE COURTROOM ARE TAKEN HOSTAGE AFTER A VERDICT IN THEIR FAVOR TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN WHILE CASSIE AND OLLIE DEFEND A MAN WHO ISN'T ALLOWED TO DONATE BLOOD DUE TO HIS SEXUAL ORIENTATION – Harry’s (Kathy Bates) client, Colin Danes, is accused of raping and murdering his ex-girlfriend, but when the jury finds him "not guilty," the victim’s brother (Jon Bernthal) and father snap, holding the courtroom hostage and demanding a retrial at gunpoint. Meanwhile, Tommy (Chris McDonald) and Phoebe (Justine Lupe) attempt to establish communication with Harry and Adam (Nate Corddry) inside the volatile courtroom. Elsewhere, an old friend of Cassie’s (Karen Olivo) desperately needs her help after he and his brother get into a major car accident. Mark Valley also stars.
  

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• ABC UNVEILS 2012-13 PRIMETIME SCHEDULE
  New Series "666 Park Avenue," "The Family Tools," "How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)," "Last Resort," "Malibu Country," "Mistresses," "Nashville," "The Neighbors," "Red Widow" and "Zero Hour" Join the Lineup
  "America's Funniest Home Videos," "The Bachelor," "Body of Proof," "Castle," "Dancing with the Stars," "Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23," "Grey's Anatomy," "Happy Endings," "Last Man Standing," "The Middle," "Modern Family," "Once Upon a Time," "Primetime: What Would You Do?," "Private Practice," "Revenge," "Scandal," "Shark Tank," "Suburgatory," "20/20" and "Wife Swap" Will Return
  ABC continues to set the industry standard for creative ingenuity, strong viewer retention and ratings success in primetime, delivering the No. 1 comedy ("Modern Family"), No. 1 drama ("Grey's Anatomy") and No. 1 freshman drama ("Once Upon a Time") this season in the key Adult 18-49 demographic. Building on its momentum from the 2011-2012 season, Paul Lee, president, ABC Entertainment Group, will share ABC's plans for next season and present the network's 2012-2013 Fall schedule before the advertising and media communities this afternoon at Lincoln Center's Avery Fisher Hall.
  New series for the 2012-13 season are "666 Park Avenue," "The Family Tools," "How to Live with your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)," "Last Resort," "Malibu Country," "Mistresses," "Nashville," "The Neighbors," "Red Widow" and "Zero Hour."
  "America's Funniest Home Videos," "The Bachelor," "Body of Proof," "Castle," "Dancing with the Stars," "Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23," "Grey's Anatomy," "Happy Endings," "Last Man Standing," "The Middle," "Modern Family," "Once Upon a Time," "Primetime: What Would You Do?," "Private Practice," "Revenge," "Scandal," "Shark Tank," "Suburgatory," "20/20" and "Wife Swap" Will Return
  "We are using the success we achieved last season as a strong foundation to launch some more great shows this time around," said Lee. "Last year was about stability and ambition, this year is about growth and continuing momentum, with strong programming that will stake ABC's claim on more nights as the home of quality entertainment."
   

• CBS RENEWS "TWO AND A HALF MEN" FOR THE 2012-2013 BROADCAST SEASON
  The Hit Comedy is CBS's 19th Series to be Picked Up for Next Season
  CBS announced today that TWO AND A HALF MEN has been renewed for the 2012-2013 broadcast season.
  The renewal comes after new agreements were reached for next season with series producer Warner Bros. Television and cast members Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones.
  Currently in its ninth season, TWO AND A HALF MEN is posting significant year-to-year growth among all key ratings measures, averaging 15.0 million viewers, up +13% from last season, 5.2/13 in adults 18-49, up +27% and 6.5/14 in adults 25-54, up +20%.
  
  

• CBS ANNOUNCES 2012-2013 PRIMETIME SCHEDULE
  America’s Most-Watched Network Adds Four New Series
  New Series Include the Dramas ELEMENTARY, VEGAS, MADE IN JERSEY, Plus the New Comedy PARTNERS
  19 Current Series Return
  CBS Makes Four Key Time Period Moves to Grow Nights and Spread Strength Across the Schedule
  #1 New Comedy 2 BROKE GIRLS Moves to 9:00 PM on Monday
  TWO AND A HALF MEN Moves to Thursday at 8:30 PM, Creating A Powerful Comedy Block with THE BIG BANG THEORY at 8:00 PM
  CSI: NY to Open Fridays at 8:00 PM and THE MENTALIST Takes Over Sundays at 10:00 PM
  NEW YORK – CBS announced today its new 2012-2013 primetime schedule, ordering four new series and making four key time period moves to further enhance television’s top-rated schedule. CBS will finish the season as America’s most-watched network for the ninth time in the past 10 years, leading in viewers by the widest margin of any network in 23 years.
  The new series include ELEMENTARY, a contemporary take on the legendary detective Sherlock Holmes in New York City, starring Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu; VEGAS, a drama inspired by a real-life sheriff and his battle with a powerful mobster for control of Las Vegas in the 1960s, starring Dennis Quaid and Michael Chiklis; MADE IN JERSEY, starring Janet Montgomery as a smart first-year lawyer with working-class roots practicing at a prestigious Manhattan law firm; and PARTNERS, a comedy about two very different life-long best friends and business partners and their significant others, starring David Krumholtz and Michael Urie.
  “These new series feature a great range of bold concepts, rich characters, big stars and fresh faces,” said Nina Tassler, President, CBS Entertainment. “From a new take on Sherlock Holmes to an epic battle for control of 1960s Las Vegas to a working-class point of view in a prestigious law firm, the dramas each have a unique style and sensibility. And, our new comedy PARTNERS fits perfectly with the CBS Monday night tradition of relationship comedies with a lot of heart and humor.”
  
  

• FOX ANNOUNCES 2011-12 SEASON FINALE DATES
  “AMERICAN IDOL” CONTINUES LIVE TWO-HOUR WEDNESDAY PERFORMANCE SHOWS UNTIL ITS TWO-NIGHT GRAND FINALE ON TUESDAY, MAY 22 AND WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
  FOX is announcing 2011-12 season finale dates for AMERICAN DAD, AMERICAN IDOL, BOB’S BURGERS, BONES, THE CLEVELAND SHOW, FAMILY GUY, THE FINDER, FRINGE, GLEE, NEW GIRL, Q’VIVA! THE CHOSEN, RAISING HOPE, THE SIMPSONS and the series finale of HOUSE.
  AMERICAN IDOL will continue live two-hour performance shows every Wednesday (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) until the two-night grand finale celebration in May. Don’t miss the AMERICAN IDOL final performance showdown between the remaining finalists on a special night, Tuesday, May 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed), followed by the season finale of GLEE at a special time (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT). Then, on the two-hour grand finale celebration airing Wednesday, May 23 (8:00-10:07 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed), America’s final votes will be revealed and the newest IDOL will be crowned before thousands of fans and millions of television viewers.
  As previously announced, GLEE returns to Tuesdays (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), beginning April 10, with NEW GIRL remaining at 9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT, and RAISING HOPE returning to its regular time slot at 9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT. After HOPE’s season finale on April 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT), BREAKING IN returns for three weeks in the time period through May 8.
  Additionally, HOUSE will conclude an extraordinary eight seasons of medical mysteries and remarkable diagnosis on Monday, May 21, with a one-hour retrospective (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), followed by the can’t-miss series finale (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT). Wednesday, May 23: 8:00-10:07 PM AMERICAN IDOL (Pt. 2 – Grand Finale)  (ET live/PT tape-delayed)

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC "ONCE UPON A TIME" CREATORS/EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS AND "TRON: UPRISING" CONSULTING PRODUCERS EDWARD KITSIS AND ADAM HOROWITZ TO PARTICIPATE IN A LIVE, ON-CAMERA FACEBOOK CHAT, WEDNESDAY, MAY 9 AT 3:00 P.M. ET/ 12 NOON PT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE UPCOMING SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME" AND PREMIERE OF DISNEY XD'S "TRON: UPRISING"
  Stream Will Feature Exclusive Sneak Peek of "TRON: Uprising"
  To View and Post Questions, Sign in at Any One of These Facebook Pages: "Once Upon a Time": facebook.com/OnceABC "TRON: Uprising": facebook.com/Tron Disney XD: facebook.com/DisneyXD
  In anticipation of the exciting Season Finale of ABC's "Once Upon a Time" and the series premiere of Disney XD's upcoming animated series, "TRON: Uprising," master storytellers Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz, the series creators/executive producers of "Once Upon a Time" and the consulting producers of "TRON: Uprising," will answer fan questions about the shows, LIVE and on-camera on Facebook, WEDNESDAY, MAY 9 from 3:00-4:00 p.m., ET/12 noon-1:00 p.m., PT. A pre-show featuring behind-the-scenes video from "Once Upon a Time" will begin 30 minutes earlier, at 2:30 p.m., ET/11:30 a.m., PT.
  SEASON FINALE
  EMMA AND REGINA MUST TEAM TOGETHER IN ORDER TO SAVE HENRY'S LIFE, AND PRINCE CHARMING TRIES TO ESCAPE FROM THE EVIL QUEEN'S CLUTCHES TO REUNITE WITH A FALLEN SNOW WHITE, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Jamie Dornan Guest Stars as Huntsman; Emilie de Ravin ("Lost") Guest Stars as Belle; Kristin Bauer ("True Blood") Guest Stars as Maleficent; Sebastian Stan ("Gossip Girl," "Captain America: The First Avenger") Guest Stars as Jefferson
  "A Land Without Magic" - Emma and Regina team together in order to find a way to save Henry's life. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, Prince Charming attempts to escape from the Evil Queen's clutches in order to reunite with Snow White who, unbeknownst to him, has already taken a bite of the Queen's poison apple, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, MAY 13 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Lee Arenberg as Leroy/Grumpy, David Anders as Dr. Whale, Jamie Dornan as Sheriff Graham/Huntsman, Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior/Blue Fairy, Meghan Ory as Ruby/Red Riding Hood, Kristin Bauer as Maleficent, Beverley Elliott as Granny, Emilie de Ravin as Belle, Gabe Khouth as Mr. Clark/Sneezy, Michael Coleman as Happy, Jarod Joseph as Billy, Sebastian Stan as Jefferson, Ingrid Torrance as severe nurse and Charles Zuckerman as black knight no. 1.
  "A Land Without Magic" was written by Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz and directed by Dean White.
   

• ABC SERIES FINALE
  TRIP BEGS BREE TO COME CLEAN ABOUT ALEJANDRO'S MURDER WHEN HER TRIAL BEGINS TO GO SOUTH, SUSAN MUST BREAK THE NEWS TO THE LADIES THAT SHE'S THINKING OF SELLING HER HOUSE, KATHERINE MAYFAIR RETURNS AND OFFERS LYNETTE AN INTRUGING JOB OPPORTINITY, THE LADIES AGREE TO TAKE CARE OF AN AILING MRS. MCCLUSKEY, AND RENEE'S WEDDING COULD BE PUT ON HOLD WHEN BEN IS ARRESTED AND THROWN IN JAIL, ON THE SERIES FINALE OF ABC'S "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"
  Dana Delany Guest Stars as Katherine Mayfair
  Scott Bakula Guest Stars as Bree's Lawyer, Trip
  "Desperate Housewives" ends its successful eight-season run on the ABC Television Network with a splashy two-hour finale event on SUNDAY, MAY 13 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET). The show premiered on October3, 2004 and was a smash hit right out of the gate, winning both the 2005 and 2006 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series -- Musical or Comedy, among other accolades.
  All good things eventually come to an end, and in the two-hour finale, "Give Me the Blame" / "Finishing the Hat," Trip (Scott Bakula) begs Bree to tell him what really happened the night of Alejandro's murder as her trial begins to go south and it looks like she's about to be convicted; Gaby tries to come up with a solution that will take the burden off of Bree; Susan tries to keep the sale of her house private until she's had a chance to break the news to the ladies; Katherine Mayfair (Dana Delany) returns to Wisteria Lane and offers Lynette an intriguing job opportunity - which could end her chances of reconciling with Tom; the women all agree to take care of Mrs. McCluskey when they discover that she wants to die with dignity at home; Susan finds herself at wits end when Julie goes into labor at the most inopportune time; and Renee is shocked to discover that, as their wedding nears, Ben has been arrested and thrown in jail.
  Guest starring in "Give Me the Blame" are Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. McCluskey, Darcy Rose Byrnes as Penny Scavo, Kevin Rahm as Lee McDermott, Orson Bean as Roy Bender, Scott Bakula as Trip Weston, Alyson Reed as Judge Conti, Gibby Brand as Fred Newman, Jill Basey as Jean Newman, Aaron Norvell as security guard, Christina Chang as D.A. Stone, Stephen Ramsey as sheriff and Ewan Chung as clerk.
  Guest starring in "Finishing the Hat" are Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. McCluskey, Dana Delany as Katherine Mayfair, Daniella Baltodano as Celia Solis, Mason Vale Cotton as MJ Delfino, Andrea Bowen as Julie Mayer, Scott Bakula as Trip Weston, Kevin Rahm as Lee McDermott, Tuc Watkins as Bob Hunter, Christine Estabrook as Mrs. Huber, Orson Bean as Roy Bender, Charlie Carver as Porter Scavo, Lindsey Kraft as Jennifer, Patrika Darbo as Jean, Nike Doukas as Natalie, Jarvis George as driver, Todd Weeks as Kent, Wes Brown as doctor, Marc Fajardo as valet and Debbie Pollack as mother.
  "Give Me the Blame" was written by Bob Daily and directed by Larry Shaw.
  "Finishing the Hat" was written by Marc Cherry and directed by David Grossman.
  
  

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: Square One
  GRAYSON MOVES IN WITH JULES AFTER THE HURRICANE DAMAGES HIS HOUSE, ON ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  "Square One" - Grayson moves in with Jules after the hurricane damages his house, but the sudden togetherness makes them wonder if they're going to make the same mistakes in their upcoming marriage that they made in their past relationships. Meanwhile, Ellie and Laurie bicker about which of them is the sexiest, dragging Travis into the argument, and Jules and Bobby dare each other to a "white shirt challenge" - to see who can wear the same while shirt longer without spilling something on it -- on "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, MAY 15 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Nicole Sullivan guest stars as Lynn Mettler.
  "Square One" was written by Peter Saji and directed by Courteney Cox.
   

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: It'll All Work Out
  JULES DECIDES TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING EVEN THOUGH IT'S SPRING, ON ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  "It'll All Work Out" - When Jules realizes that the cul-de-sac crew didn't celebrate Thanksgiving together, she decides to celebrate the holiday, even though it's spring. But the family spirit is shattered, in more ways than one, when Little Stan gets his hands on Big Carl and Jules questions Ellie's parenting skills. Meanwhile, Travis struggles to write Jules' wedding vows and asks Bobby and Laurie for help, and Grayson helps a nervous Andy practice for the annual pizza toss for candidates running for mayor, on "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, MAY 15 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest stars as Barry Bostwick as Roger and Sawyer Ever as Stan.
  "It'll All Work Out" was written by Melody Derloshon and directed by John Putch.
   

• ABC PRIVATE PRACTICE: Gone, Baby, Gone - SEASON FINALE
  IN THE SEASON FIVE FINALE, THE DOCTORS COME TO AMELIA'S SIDE WHEN SHE GOES INTO LABOR AND FACES THE HARDEST DECISION OF HER LIFE, ON ABC'S "PRIVATE PRACTICE"
  "Gone, Baby, Gone" - When Amelia goes into labor, the Seaside doctors - even those she pushed away -- come to her side as she faces the hardest decision of her life. Meanwhile, after Pete finds himself in life-changing trouble, he and Violet realize what they mean to one another, and Addison is faced with a choice, on the Season Finale of "Private Practice", TUESDAY, MAY 15 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Scott Alan Smith as therapist.
  "Gone, Baby, Gone" was written by Shonda Rhimes and directed by Ann Kindberg.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Telling
  FRANKIE USES BRICK TO SNITCH ON SUE AND AXL, AGAINST MIKE'S PROTESTS, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "The Telling" - It seems like Frankie truly has eyes in the back of her head when she busts both Sue and Axl for making some bad choices that they thought no one would ever find out about. But when it turns out that she's using Brick to be her snitch, Mike is completely against it. Meanwhile, Axl's weekend getaway to the lake is in peril when Sue discovers him sneaking into the house in the middle of the night and coerces him into doing whatever she commands -- otherwise she will tattle on him; and when Frankie is stuck at work, Mike is forced to attend Parent Day at Brick's school, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MAY 16 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Chris Kattan as Bob Weaver, Brian Doyle-Murray as Mr. Ehlert, Brock Ciarlelli as Brad Bottig, Blaine Saunders as Carly, Peter Breitmayer as Pete, Jill Basey as Ms. Tibbits, Jim Holmes as Mitch, Ursula Burton as mom, Dale Waddington as room mom and Eric Isenhower as boy.
  "The Telling" was written by Tim Hobert and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: The Motherload - SEASON FINALE
  CHATSWIN TAKES MOTHER'S DAY TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "SUBURGATORY
  Alicia Silverstone and James Ingram Make a Special Guest Appearance
  "The Motherload" - Residents of Chatswin go all out in celebration of their moms, leaving a noticeable void for Tessa, while Dalia chooses to go to Israel without Dallas. Meanwhile George and Eden attend the Lerners' baby shower, and Eden reacts to the endangered animal theme; Fred surprises Sheila with a special performance by her favorite solo artist, and Lisa makes a startling discovery, on the Season Finale of ABC's "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MAY 16 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "The Motherload" guest stars Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Maestro Harrell as Malik, Chris Parnell as Fred Shay, Bunnie Rivera as Carmen, Katelyn Pacitto as Kaitlyn, Kara Pacitto as Kenzie, Abbie Cobb as Kimantha, Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner, Darlene Hunt as Connie Kushell, Cooper Thorton as Doctor, Erika Alexander as Gloria, Alicia Silverstone as Eden, Miriam Flynn as Helen, Courtney Merritt as Jenna Werner, James Ingram as James Ingram, Edward Padilla as Javier, Brooke Baumer as Lucille, Candace Brown as Camille, Reedy Gibbs as Nurse, Luke White as Paramedic, Dmitri Schuyler-Lynch as Doug, Deena Dill as Bliss, Dana Powell as Rhonda, Sam Lerner as Evan, Alex Boling as Alex and Todd Sherry as Tom.
  "The Motherload" was written by Emily Kapnek and directed by Ken Whittingham.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Tableau Vivant
  LIFE DOESN'T NECESSARILY IMITATE ART, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY
  "Tableau Vivant" - It seems everyone has a bone to pick: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to simply order lunch at their local diner; Phil is put in the position of having to fire Mitchell; Cam and Claire have opposing theories on how to discipline children; and Manny is upset with Luke for accepting an award under false pretenses - all of which spells trouble for Alex who is counting on them to all work together for a "living art" school project display, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MAY 16 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Mike Madrigal as teacher, Beth Grant as Maxine, Matt Roth as Skip Woosnum, John Viener as Matt Keneally, Angela Oh as realtor no. 1, Lisa Long as realtor no. 2 and Laird Macintosh as realtor no. 3.
  "Tableau Vivant" was written by Elaine Ko, Jeffrey Richman and Bill Wrubel, and directed by Gail Mancuso.
   

• ABC DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23: It's Just Sex...
  CAN JUNE BE A NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED KIND OF GAL?, ON ABC'S "DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23"
  "It's Just Sex..." - Chloe takes it upon herself to teach June to be sexually empowered and to dabble in some casual encounters. However Chloe's own sex life catches up to her, and to James, when their old sex tape leaks out to the public and James freaks out on how this will affect his likeability on "Dancing with the Stars," on "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23," WEDNESDAY,
  MAY 16 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Hartley Sawyer as Charles, Shanti Lowry as Valentina, Eve Gordon as Connie Colburn, Rosalind Chao as Pastor Jin and Julianna Piechovski as Ellen.
  "It's Just Sex..." was written by Billy Finnegan, and directed by Nanette Burstein.
   

• ABC MISSING: Rain on the Evil and on the Good - SEASON FINALE
  BECCA FACES HER OWN DEMONS IN A WAY SHE NEVER HAS IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO SAVE HER SON, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "MISSING
  "Rain on the Evil and on the Good" -- In the thrilling conclusion to Season One, Becca faces her own inner demons in a way she never has before in a last ditch effort to save her son. Meanwhile, Suspect Zero tries to complete his sale, on the Season Finale of "Missing," THURSDAY, MAY 17 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Location settings for this episode are Istanbul, Turkey, Prague, Czech Republic and Burgas, Bulgaria.
  Guest Cast: Keith Carradine as Martin Newman, Laura Donnelly as Violet Heath, Laura Haddock as Susan Grantham, Klaus Tange as Bohdan.
  "Rain on the Evil and on the Good" was written by Gregory Poirier and directed by James Strong.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Flight - SEASON FINALE
  IN THE HEART-WRENCHING SEASON EIGHT FINALE, A TERRIBLE EVENT PUTS THE DOCTORS' LIVES IN JEOPARDY, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY
  "Flight" - Faced with a life threatening situation, the doctors must fight to stay alive while trying to save the lives of their peers; Bailey and Ben make a decision regarding their relationship; and Teddy is presented with a tempting offer. Meanwhile, Richard plans a special dinner for the residents, on the Season Finale of "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, MAY 17 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "Flight" was written by Shonda Rhimes and directed by Rob Corn.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Grant: For the People - SEASON FINALE
  WHEN QUINN AND FITZ EACH FIND THEMSELVES IN THE WORST CRISES OF THEIR LIVES, THEY SEEK THE HELP OF OLIVIA POPE, ON THE SHOCKING SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Grant: For the People" When Quinn finds herself in a tragic and compromising position, Olivia and the team rush to her side; all the while, a reluctant Cyrus must turn to Olivia when Billy Chambers makes an announcement that shakes Fitz's presidency to its' core, on the stunning Season Finale of "Scandal," THURSDAY, MAY 17 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Kate Burton as Vice President Sally Langston, Joshua Malina as David Rosen, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant, Matt Letscher as Billy Chambers, George Newbern as Charlie, Dan Bucatinsky as James, Brendan Hines as Gideon Wallace, Mark Harelik as Press Secretary Marvin Colgate, Shannon Cochran as Attorney General Susan Sawyer, Troy Winbush as Morris Elcott and Brian Letscher as Tom.
  "Grant: For the People" was written by Shonda Rhimes and directed by Roxann Dawson.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Grief
  GRIEF OVER THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE STRENGTHENS THE BOND BETWEEN EMILY AND JACK, ON ABC'S "REVENGE
  "Grief" - A painful loss forges a stronger bond between Emily and Jack, Victoria forms a new alliance that could seal Conrad's fate, and Charlotte sets out on a vendetta of her own with Declan as her target, on "Revenge," WEDNESDAY, MAY 16 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are James Tupper as David Clarke, Emily Alyn Lind as Young Amanda, Nicholas Stargel as Young Jack, Amber Valetta as Lydia Davis, Roger Bart as Mason Treadwell, Michael Reilly Burke as John McGowen, James Morrison as the white haired man, Marcus Giamatti as Dr. Ray Clemons, Ed Corbin as Bull, Rachel DiPillo as Jaime, Tess Harper as Carole Miller and Thomas Daniel as the dealer.
  "Grief" was written by Mark Fish and Joe Fazzio and directed by Randy Zisk.
   

• CBS MARSHALL AND BARNEY DESPERATELY TRY TO GET BACK TO NEW YORK WHEN LILY GOES INTO LABOR, ON THE FIRST PART OF THE ONE-HOUR SEVENTH SEASON FINALE OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, MAY 14
  "The Magician's Code Part One" — While Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, Lily goes into labor, leaving him desperate to make it back to New York before the baby is born. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin try to distract Lily during her painful contractions, on the first part of the one-hour seventh season finale of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 14 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Jennifer Hendriks
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS ON BARNEY'S WEDDING DAY, THE GANG REMINISCES ABOUT WHEN THEY ENCOURAGED TED TO CHASE AFTER THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY, ON THE SECOND PART OF THE ONE-HOUR SEVENTH SEASON FINALE OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," AT A SPECIAL TIME, MONDAY, MAY 14
  "The Magician's Code Part Two" — On Barney's future wedding day, when his wife is finally revealed, the gang reminisces about the time they encouraged Ted to follow his heart and go after the one that got away, on the second part of the one-hour seventh season finale of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 14, at a special time (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS JAKE IS PRESSURED TO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT HIS FUTURE, ON THE NINTH SEASON FINALE OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, MAY 14
  Comedian Patton Oswalt (“The King of Queens”) Returns
  As Walden’s Ex-Business Partner
  “Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!” – Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future, on the ninth season finale of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 14 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Comedian Patton Oswalt (“The King of Queens”) returns as Walden’s ex-business partner.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn
  TELEPLAY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS CHAOS ENSUES ON MIKE AND MOLLY’S WEDDING DAY, ON THE SECOND SEASON FINALE OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, MAY 14
  "The Wedding" — Mike and Molly encounter many speed bumps before they can finally make the trip down the aisle on their wedding day, on the second season finale of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, May 14 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Mark Gross and Carla Filisha
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS FIVE-0 IS IN HOT PURSUIT OF A SHOOTER WHO GUNS DOWN TWO OF THEIR OWN, WHILE ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER IS FORCED TO CHOOSE WHICH OF THEIR KIDNAPPED LOVED ONES WILL LIVE, ON THE SECOND SEASON FINALE OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, MAY 14
  Terry O’Quinn Returns as Joe White
  “Ua Hala*” – Five-0 is in hot pursuit of a shooter who guns down one of their own, while another team member is forced to choose which of their kidnapped loved ones will live, on the second season finale of HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, May 14 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.
  (*Ua Hala is Hawaiian for “Death in the Family”)
  WRITTEN BY: Peter M. Lenkov, Paul Zbyszewski and Elwood Reid
  DIRECTED BY: Steve Boyum
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM ATTEMPTS TO UNCOVER THE NEXT NAVY TARGET BEFORE A TERRORIST WITH BOTH THE KNOWLEDGE AND MEANS TO CARRY OUT A CATASTROPHIC EVENT STRIKES AGAIN, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF "NCIS," TUESDAY, MAY 15
  Jamie Lee Curtis Returns as Samantha Ryan, Scott Wolf (“Party of Five”) Returns as Jonathan Cole and Richard Schiff (“The West Wing”) Returns as Harper Dearing
  “Till Death Do Us Part” – Terrorism threatens to shake the foundations of the Navy and NCIS, when the team continues to be eluded by the newest member of the NCIS Most Wanted Wall. Meanwhile, Jimmy Palmer’s destination wedding is impacted by the case, on the season finale of NCIS, Tuesday, May 15 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jamie Lee Curtis returns as Samantha Ryan, Scott Wolf returns as Jonathan Cole and Richard Schiff (“The West Wing”) returns as Harper Dearing.
  WRITTEN BY: Gary Glasberg
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS THE CHAMELEON, AN INFAMOUS CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, LURES CALLEN AND THE NCIS: LA TEAM INTO A DEADLY MIND GAME MOTIVATED BY REVENGE, ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, MAY 15
  "Sans Voir, Parts I & II" – Callen and the NCIS: LA team confront their vengeful adversary, the Chameleon, when an undercover case ignites a deadly mind game orchestrated by the criminal mastermind, on a special two-hour season finale of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, May 15 (9:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Shane Brennan
  DIRECTED BY: Terrance O’Hara
   

• CBS THE BAU GOES UP AGAINST A GANG OF BANK ROBBING SERIAL KILLERS, AND THE STAKES RISE WHEN ONE OF THEIR OWN BECOMES A HOSTAGE, ON THE FIRST PART OF THE TWO-HOUR SEVENTH SEASON FINALE OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
  Guest Stars Include Josh Randall (“Ed”) as Hostage Matthew Downs and Tricia Helfer (“Battlestar Galactica”) and Evan Jones (“October Road”) as Bank Robbers Izzy Rogers and Chris Stratton
  Returning Guest Stars Include Jayne Atkinson (“24”) as FBI Section Chief Director Erin Strauss, Josh Stewart (“Third Watch”) as Detective William LaMontagne, Jr.,
  Nicholas Brendon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as FBI Tech Analyst Kevin Lynch and Sebastian Roché as Interpol Agent Clyde Easter
  “Hit” – When the BAU goes up against a gang of serial-killing bank robbers in Washington, D.C., the team tries to negotiate the situation unfolding inside the bank, but the stakes rise when one of their own becomes a hostages, on the first part of the two-hour seventh season finale of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, May 16 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Josh Randall (“Ed”) as Hostage Matthew Downs and Tricia Helfer (“Battlestar Galactica”) and Evan Jones (“October Road”) as bank robbers Izzy Rogers and Chris Stratton. Returning guest stars include Jayne Atkinson (“24”) as FBI Section Chief Director Erin Strauss, Josh Stewart (“Third Watch”) as Detective William LaMontagne, Jr., Nicholas Brendon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as FBI tech analyst Kevin Lynch and Sebastian Roché (“Fringe,” “General Hospital”) as Interpol agent Clyde Easter.
  WRITTEN BY: Rick Dunkle
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Lange
   

• CBS THE BAU CONTINUES TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE SERIAL KILLING BANK ROBBERS, ONE OF THE TEAM GETS MARRIED AND PRENTISS PONDERS HER FUTURE, ON THE CONCLUSION OF THE TWO-HOUR SEVENTH SEASON FINALE OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
  Guest Stars Include Josh Randall (“Ed”) as Hostage Matthew Downs and Tricia Helfer (“Battlestar Galactica”) and Evan Jones (“October Road”)
  as Bank Robbers Izzy Rogers and Chris Stratton
  Returning Guest Stars Include Jayne Atkinson (“24”) as FBI Section Chief Director Erin Strauss, Josh Stewart (“Third Watch”) as Detective William LaMontagne Jr.,
  Nicholas Brendon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as FBI Tech Analyst Kevin Lynch and Sebastian Roché as Interpol Agent Clyde Easter
  “Run” – As the BAU team continues to pursue the bank-robbing serial killers, the team determines that the suspects have a bigger target in the Nation’s capital, and with one of the team still a hostage, they must work quickly to diffuse an explosive situation. Also, wedding bells ring for one of the BAU, and Prentiss ponders her future, on the conclusion of the two-hour seventh season finale of CRIMINAL MINDS, at a special time, Wednesday, May 16 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Josh Randall (“Ed”) as hostage Matthew Downs and Tricia Helfer (“Battlestar Galactica”) and Evan Jones (“October Road”) as bank robbers Izzy Rogers and Chris Stratton. Returning guest stars include Jayne Atkinson (“24”) as FBI Section Chief Director Erin Strauss, Josh Stewart (“Third Watch”) as Detective William LaMontagne, Jr., Nicholas Brendon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as FBI tech analyst Kevin Lynch and Sebastian Roché as Interpol agent Clyde Easter.
  WRITTEN BY: Erica Messer, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Glenn Kershaw
   

• CBS JEN VOLUNTEERS TO THROW AUDREY A BABY SHOWER, BUT ACCIDENTALLY PUTS THE WRONG DATE ON THE INVITATION, ON THE SIXTH SEASON FINALE OF "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, MAY 17
  "Audrey’s Shower" — Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but puts the wrong date on the invitation. Meanwhile, Jeff takes a liking to Audrey’s maternity clothes, and Russell accomplishes great things when he decides to give up women, on the sixth season finale of RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, May 17 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS A PSYCHOLOGIST BECOMES THE TARGET OF ONE OF HER PATIENTS, AND THE FBI CLOSES IN ON REESE ON THE FIRST SEASON FINALE OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MAY 17
  Amy Acker (“Angel,” “Cabin in the Woods”) Guest Stars
  As the Psychologist and POI
  “Firewall” – When a psychologist’s number comes up, Reese must protect her from one of her patients while eluding capture by the FBI, who are closing in fast. Meanwhile, Finch receives an unwelcome visit from an old acquaintance, on the first season finale of PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, May 17 (9:00 – 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Amy Acker (“Angel,” “Cabin in the Woods”) guest stars as the POI.
  WRITTEN BY: Greg Plageman and Jonathan Nolan
  DIRECTED BY: Richard J. Lewis
   

• CBS THE CBI INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A JOHN DOE WHILE JANE HITS ROCK BOTTOM IN A LAS VEGAS CLUB, ON THE FOURTH SEASON FINALE OF “THE MENTALIST,” THURSDAY, MAY 17
  Emmanuelle Chriqui (“Entourage”) Guest Stars as Lorelei Martins, a Cocktail Waitress at a Las Vegas Night Club
  “The Crimson Hat” — After another failed attempt to defeat Red John, Patrick Jane hits rock bottom, finds a lover and shoots one of his own, on the fourth season finale of THE MENTALIST on Thursday, May 17 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Bruno Heller, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Long, one of the series’ executive producers
   

• The CW MONDAY, MAY 14
  SEASON FINALE
  “GOSSIP GIRL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Return of the Ring” (TV-14, S) (HDTV)
  BLAIR MAKES A CHOICE BETWEEN THE TWO MEN IN HER LIFE — When Gossip Girl goes after Blair (Leighton Meester) as she’s never done before, Serena (Blake Lively) admits she may have unintentionally played an important role in Blair’s latest nightmare. Meanwhile, Nate (Chace Crawford) invites Lola (guest star Ella Rae Peck) to move in with him, and Lily (Kelly Rutherford) must make a big decision about the future of her marriage. Finally, by episode’s end, Blair will make a choice between the two men in her life…will it be Chuck (Ed Westwick) or will it be Dan (Penn Badgley)? Kaylee DeFer and Matthew Settle also star. J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Sara Goodman (#524).
   

• The CW MONDAY, MAY 14
  SEASON FINALE
  “HART OF DIXIE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Big Day” (TV-PG, DS) (HDTV)
  SERIES STAR TIM MATHESON DIRECTS THE SEASON FINALE / GEORGE AND LEMON PREPARE FOR THE BIG DAY — With an impending storm about to hit Bluebell, George (Scott Porter) and Lemon (Jaime King) prepare for their wedding day. Meanwhile, taking shelter from the storm, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) finds herself stranded in a barn with Wade (Wilson Bethel). Cress Williams and Tim Matheson also star. Tim Matheson directed the episode written by executive producer Leila Gerstein (#122).
  (re-runs next week)
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MAY 15
  “90210” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Forever Hold Your Peace” (TV-14, D) (HDTV)
  THE SURPRISE RETURN OF TEDDY — Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) shocks everyone when she announces she won’t be able to oversee Max’s (guest star Josh Zuckerman) wedding because she has accepted a job in New York and will be leaving immediately. Teddy (guest star Trevor Donovan) comes back to town and Dixon (Tristan Wilds) rushes back from touring to give his relationship with Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) another try, then fails to show up at their meeting spot. Meanwhile, Silver (Jessica Stroup) feels like she has to choose between Navid (Michael Steger) and Liam (Matt Lanter) and makes a life-changing decision. Gillian Zinser and Shenae Grimes also star. Harry Sinclair directed the episode written by Lara Olsen (#424).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MAY 15
  “THE L.A. COMPLEX” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Other Side of the Door” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TALENT DOESN’T ALWAYS GET YOU THE GIG — Tariq (Benjamin Charles Watson) and Kal (Andra Fuller) take a break from L.A. to relax and develop a new layer to their friendship. Raquel (Jewel Staite), who is dreading her birthday, looks to Gary (guest star Rob Stewart) and Connor (Jonathan Patrick Moore) to make her feel better. Meanwhile, feeling lost and discouraged, Abby (Cassie Steele) and Nick (Joe Dinicol) spend the day together discovering the city and each other. Connor, who should be enjoying his success, is struggling with emotional challenges instead. Finally, when Alicia’s (Chelan Simons) exploits with Ricky (guest star Aaron Abrams “Rookie Blue”) backfire, an unexpected opportunity presents itself. Stefan Brogren directed the episode written by Karen Hill (#104).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MAY 18
  SEASON FINALE
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Homecoming” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  IT’S NIKITA VS PERCY IN THIS EXPLOSIVE SEASON FINALE — Nikita (Maggie Q) and Michael (Shane West) invade Division in an attempt to capture Percy (Xander Berkeley). Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) and Sean (Dillon Casey) get caught in a deadly gunfire battle with the U.S. Marines and Ryan (Noah Bean) must convince the President of the United States not to destroy Division until he is sure Nikita and Michael are safely out of the building, but the President is eager to end Percy’s reign. Meanwhile, Birkhoff (Aaron Stanford) asks Sonya (guest star Lyndie Greenwood) for help, and Nikita corners Percy in his office, but he pulls out one final trick that may cost her the battle. Eagle Egillson directed the episode written by Carlos Coto (#223).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MAY 18
  SEASON FINALE FRIDAY, MAY 18
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Survival of the Fittest” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SAM AND DEAN STORM SUCROCORP TO TAKE DOWN DICK ROMAN — Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Sam (Jared Padalecki) prepare for battle with Dick Roman (guest star James Patrick Stuart). Dick’s in the final phase of his plan and the Winchesters must team up with Castiel (guest star Misha Collins), Bobby (guest star Jim Beaver), Meg (guest star Rachel Miner) and Kevin (guest star Osric Chau), the prophet, to stop him. However, Dick is one of the smartest enemies they’ve ever faced so it’s a mind game to see who can keep the upper hand. Robert Singer directed the episode written by Sera Gamble (#723).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 13
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND HELPS DONNA MEND FENCES ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
  Hoping to lift Donna’s spirits on Mother’s Day, Cleveland hires an actress (guest voice Loretta Devine) to play Donna’s estranged mother, Dee Dee Tubbs. But when an unexpected event leads the real Dee Dee (guest voice Phylicia Rashad) to find Cleveland, he stages one last effort to reunite Donna with her mother, and the unlikely meeting helps the two women forge a new mother-daughter bond in the all-new "Mama Drama" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, May 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-321) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Loretta Devine as Shirley; Phylicia Rashad as Dee Dee Tubbs
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 13
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MARGE THROWS “NED-NA” A PARTY ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
  When the town of Springfield discovers that Ned (Harry Shearer) and Edna (guest voice Marcia Wallace) have secretly gotten hitched, Marge offers to throw them a congratulatory reception. However, bringing everyone together makes them all realize that no marriage is perfect. Meanwhile, Edna tries to help Ned’s children become more socially acceptable by changing some of the rules in the all-new “Ned ’N’ Edna’s Blend” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2315) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Marcia Wallace as Edna
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 13
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  TINA PALS AROUND WITH A BAD GIRL ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
  Tina starts hanging out with bad girl Tammy (guest star Jenny Slate, “Saturday Night Live”) in an effort to get closer to Jimmy Junior (H. Jon Benjamin) in the all-new “Bad Tina” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, May 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-210) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Voice Cast: Jenny Slate as Tammy
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 13
  --“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  PETER JOINS THE TEA PARTY ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
  After Quahog City Hall threatens to shut down Peter’s illegally-run business, Peter joins the Tea Party and successfully campaigns to shut down the government. As a result of all the chaos in Quahog, Peter’s father-in-law, Carter (Seth MacFarlane), reaps the benefits in the all-new “Tea Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, May 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-918) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 13
  **SEASON FINALE**--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  STEVE SAVES STAN ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON FINALE OF “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
  When Stan catches Steve (Scott Grimes) playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity in the all-new “Toy Whorey” season finale episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, May 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-701) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  
  

• FOX MONDAY, MAY 14
  **SEASON FINALE**--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  BRENNAN BECOMES A SUSPECT IN A MURDER INVESTIGATION ON THE ALL-NEW “BONES” SEASON FINALE MONDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX
  Evil tech genius Christopher Pelant (guest star Andrew Leeds), a suspect in a previous case Brennan and Booth handled, is back in court on appeal. Knowing what he is capable of, Brennan and Booth inform the judge that he is a suspect in two murder cases. Then, Brennan and Booth are called to the scene of a new murder. After determining the victim is Brennan’s friend, who also is linked to Pelant, the Jeffersonian team works to prove he is guilty once and for all. But when law enforcement examines the team’s findings, key pieces of evidence are tied to Brennan and suspicion falls on her in the all-new “The Past in the Present” season finale episode of BONES airing Monday, May 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-716) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Andrew Leeds as Christopher Pelant; Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Reed Diamond as FBI Special Agent Hayes Flynn; Nadine Ellis as Dr. Alyson Noble; Darin Toonder as Dr. Ethan Sawyer; Kevin Brief as Father Keyes; Nancy Linari as Harriet Grover; Annie Tedesco as Meg Vinnicombe
   

• FOX MONDAY, MAY 14
  --“HOUSE”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A PATIENT’S ILLNESS HAS ITS ROOTS IN THE BODY AND MIND ON THE ALL-NEW PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF "HOUSE" MONDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX
  Thirteen (Olivia Wilde) Returns to Princeton Plainsboro
  The team takes on the case of Derrick (guest star Skylar Astin), a 19-year-old college student who had a mysterious nose bleed during cheerleading practice, and discovers that his health issues are likely both physiological and psychological. Possibly suffering from schizophrenia, Derrick claims to hear his deceased brother’s voice in his head. Meanwhile, Wilson gets advice from former colleague Thirteen (guest star Wilde) and Foreman tries a different approach with House in the all-new “Holding On” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, May 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-821) (TV-14, D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Skylar Astin as Derrick; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Moira Squier as Jen; Natalie Dreyfuss as Courtney; Derek Mio as Floyd; Enzo Cilenti as Matt Johnson; Joshua Rush as Ryan; Jacob Zachar as Mikey; David Wells as Milton; Lyn Alicia Henderson as Vet; David Waknine as Janitor; David Fraioli as Janitor #2; Pat McNeely as Woman; Michael C. Alexander as Man; Brayden Brooks as 6 yr. old Christopher; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 15
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**--“GLEE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE GLEE CLUB GETS READY FOR NATIONALS ON AN ALL-NEW SPECIAL TWO-HOUR “GLEE” TUESDAY, MAY 15, ON FOX
  Lindsay Lohan Guest-Stars
  As the countdown to graduation continues, the kids of New Directions prepare a high-concept routine for Nationals. When Tina bumps her head, the world of New Directions is turned upside down in her eyes. Then, the New Directions perform at Nationals for celebrity judge Lindsay Lohan (guest-starring as herself), in an all-new special two-hour “Props/Nationals” episode of GLEE airing Tuesday, May 15 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-320/21) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans; Lauren Potter as Becky Jackson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Damian McGinty as Rory Flanagan; LaMarcus Tinker as Shane; Samuel Larsen as Joe Hart; Dot Marie Jones as Coach Beiste; Vanessa Lengies as Sugar Motta; Eric Bruskotter as Cooter Menkins; Lindsay Lohan as Herself.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MAY 17
  --“TOUCH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MARTIN MAKES AN IMPORTANT DECISION ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” THURSDAY, MAY 17, ON FOX
  When Martin is mistaken for a criminal, he must involve himself with a heist crew in order to win back an innocent dock worker’s job. Meanwhile, an Israeli boy (guest star Sean Peavy) and Palestinian girl (guest star Eden Modiano) fight to keep their relationship afloat. Clea uncovers some surprising documents about Jake, while Martin and his late wife’s sister (guest star Catherine Dent) meet to make a pivotal decision in the all-new “Tessellations” episode of TOUCH airing Thursday, May 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-110) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Sean Peavy as Tomer; Eden Modiano as Kamilah; Catherine Dent as Abigail Kelsey
   

• NBC HARRY'S LAW "THE WHOLE TRUTH"
  05/13/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : JON BERNTHAL ("THE WALKING DEAD") GUEST STARS – HARRY, ADAM AND ENTIRE COURTROOM ARE TAKEN HOSTAGE AFTER A VERDICT IN THEIR FAVOR TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN WHILE CASSIE AND OLLIE DEFEND A MAN WHO ISN'T ALLOWED TO DONATE BLOOD DUE TO HIS SEXUAL ORIENTATION – Harry’s (Kathy Bates) client, Colin Danes (Jon Bernthal), is accused of raping and murdering his ex-girlfriend, but when the jury finds him "not guilty," the victim’s brother and father snap, holding the courtroom hostage and demanding a retrial at gunpoint. Meanwhile, Tommy (Chris McDonald) and Phoebe (Justine Lupe) attempt to establish communication with Harry and Adam (Nate Corddry) inside the volatile courtroom. Elsewhere, an old friend of Cassie’s (Karen Olivo) desperately needs her help after he and his brother get into a major car accident. Mark Valley also stars.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "BOMBSHELL"
  05/14/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : "Bombshell." The big night is finally here. Tom (Christian Borle) and Julia (Debra Messing) race against time to save the show, while Derek (Jack Davenport) makes a decision that will change the lives of Karen (Katharine McPhee) and Ivy (Megan Hilty) forever. Ellis (Jaime Cepero) reveals his true colors. But when he finally makes his move to save "Bombshell," will it be for or against Eileen (Anjelica Huston)? In the midst of it all, another bombshell goes off – this one is in Karen and Dev’s (Raza Jaffrey) relationship.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT"
  "STRANGE BEAUTY"
  05/16/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : A MISSING WOMAN LEADS ROLLINS (KELLI GIDDISH) AND THE SVU DETECTIVES INTO THE UNDERGROUND WORLD OF SELF-MUTILATION AND FETISHISM. DAVID EIGENBERG, PATRICK FISCHLER AND CONSTANTINE MAROULIS GUEST STAR.
  While off-duty, Detective Rollins (Giddish) spots a young woman screaming in the back of a moving taxi. The SVU squad quickly identifies the victim as a rebellious teenager, estranged from her family and experimenting in the world of tattoos and self-mutilation. The case takes an unexpected turn when the Medical Examiner (Tamara Tunie) presents the detectives with a cleanly severed leg, reminiscent of a similar finding in an old unsolved case. The detectives are drawn into the psychological elements of self-mutilation and ritual amputation as they investigate two brothers (guest stars David Eigenberg and Patrick Fischler) in order to link the cases and find the missing woman. Also starring Mariska Hargitay (Detective Olivia Benson), Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen) and Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro.)
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY"
  "THE FIRST CHANG DYNASTY"
  05/17/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : THE STUDY GROUP MOBILIZES TO TAKE BACK GREENDALE – With Chang (Ken Jeong) in control of Greendale, the study group develops an elaborate plan to infiltrate the campus without being detected. While Chang becomes distracted planning a big birthday bash for himself, Jeff (Joel McHale) and the study group launch their sneak attack. Meanwhile, Troy (Donald Glover) enlists the help of the Air Conditioning Repair Annex to help with their break-in plan but knows he may be selling his soul to the devil. Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown, Dany Pudi and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "30 ROCK"
  "WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE GANG NEXT YEAR?"
  05/17/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) AND AVERY (ELIZABETH BANKS) PLAN TO RENEW THEIR VOWS. CRISS (JAMES MARSDEN) WANTS TO PROVE TO LIZ (TINA FEY) THAT HE’S THE ONE.
  Determined to prove his marriage has survived Avery's kidnapping unscathed, Jack (Alec Baldwin) asks Liz (Fey) to officiate their vow renewal. Meanwhile, Criss (Marsden) tries to convince Liz that he’s worth sticking around for. Tracy (Tracy Morgan) meets with Cornel West (guest star Cornel West) to discuss his influence as a black celebrity.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY"
  "INTRODUCTION TO FINALITY"
  05/17/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : JEFF GOES UP AGAINST HIS FORMER LAW FIRM COLLEAGUE ALAN CONNOR IN GREENDALE SUMMER FUN COURT – ROB CORDDRY AND JOHN GOODMAN GUEST STAR – When Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) and Pierce (Chevy Chase) have a disagreement over their sandwich shop, Jeff (Joel McHale) agrees to argue on Shirley’s behalf but much to his chagrin, Pierce retains Jeff’s former colleague Alan Connor (guest star Rob Corddry, "Hot Tub Time Machine") and the two must square off in "Greendale Summer Fun Court." Meanwhile, Vice Dean Laybourne (guest star John Goodman) makes one last ditch effort to win Troy (Donald Glover) over to his Air Conditioning Repair Annex. Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY"
  "DIGITAL ESTATE PLANNING"
  05/17/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : PIERCE AND THE STUDY GROUP PAY A VISIT TO HAWTHORNE ENTERPRISES – GIANCARLO ESPOSITO GUEST STARS – Pierce (Chevy Chase) is summoned to Hawthorne Enterprises to discuss his inheritance with his deceased father’s former right-hand man, Gilbert Lawson (guest star Giancarlo Esposito, "Breaking Bad"). The study group goes with him for moral support and must all pitch in to play the video game of their life on Pierce’s behalf – or risk losing his inheritance. Joel McHale, Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown, Donald Glover and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "AWAKE"
  "TWO BIRDS"
  05/17/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT – KEVIN WEISMAN (‘ALIAS’) AND LAURA INNES (‘ER,’ ‘THE EVENT’) GUEST STAR – Detective Britten (Jason Isaacs) doesn’t know who to trust when the truth behind the accident begins to reveal itself and a high-ranking conspiracy threatens both of his realities. In a moment of frustration, Britten decides to take the law into his own hands and goes after Detective Hawkins (guest star Kevin Weisman), putting himself and Bird (Steve Harris) in the crosshairs of the conspirators. Captain Harper (guest star Laura Innes) is instructed to clean up the mess. Later, when questioned about his partner, Detective Vega (Wilmer Valderrama) begins to have concerns about his Captain’s intentions. BD Wong, Cherry Jones, Laura Allen, Dylan Minnette and Daniela Bobadilla also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "WOMAN IN BLACK"
  05/18/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : SEASON FINALE -- THE SEARCH FOR THE MYSTERIOUS GOLD COINS INTENSIFIES AS THE BODY COUNT IN PORTLAND RISES – MARY ELIZABETH MASTRANTONIO AND BREE TURNER GUEST STAR – As Nick (David Giuntoli) delves deeper into his life as a Grimm, a trail of grotesque murders reignites the search for the elusive gold coins. The arrival of a mysterious woman in black (guest star Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio) begins to get in the way of Nick and Hank’s (Russell Hornsby) investigation as extra precautions have to be taken to ensure their safety. Meanwhile, Nick’s ability to keep his true nature secret from Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) comes to a tipping point. Silas Weir Mitchell, Sasha Roiz and Reggie Lee also star.
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" "CHAPTER EIGHTEEN"
  05/19/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : MAKING AMENDS -- When Mitch (Josh Lucas) defends a renowned novelist accused of murder, his client’s famously unstable nature threatens to destroy the case. Back in her hometown, Abby (Molly Parker) forms a bond with Dr. Wilson (guest star David Conrad, "Ghost Whisperer") that goes beyond the normal doctor-patient relationship. Callum Keith Rennie and Natasha Calis also star.
   

NON-FICTION

• ABC SEASON FINALE, PART 1
  THE COMPETITION BEGINS TO SEE WHO WILL TAKE HOME THIS SEASON'S GRAND PRIZE, ON THE FIRST PART OF A TWO-PART SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2221" -- In Part One of the Season Finale, the countdown begins to determine which $100,000 winner will take home this year's grand prize, SUNDAY MAY 13 ( 7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Tom Bergeron hosts from Aulani, a Disney Resort & Spa in Ko Olina, Hawaii. The prize is a membership in Disney Vacation Club®, where the winner can take unforgettable family vacations at Disney Vacation Club® Resorts, as well as have access to over 500 other dazzling locations from around the world. As a Member of Disney Vacation Club®, the winner will create a lifetime of memories for over 40 years, visiting Disney destinations like Disneyland® Resort in California, the Caribbean aboard Disney Cruise Line®, or guided vacations to worldwide destinations with Adventures by Disney®.
  Part 2 of the "America's Funniest Home Videos" Season Finale airs Sunday, May 20.
  
  

• ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS (5/14 & 15)
  IT'S THE SEMIFINALS ON ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS" WITH THE FOUR REMAINING COUPLES PERFORMING TWO DANCES
  Grammy ® Award-Winning Music Sensations Carrie Underwood and Alanis Morissette Perform Tuesday Night
  Julianne Hough Returns for a Rockin' Performance With her "Rock of Ages" Co-Star, Diego Boneta
  "Macy's Stars of Dance" Presents This Season's Design-a-Dance
  "Episode 1409 & 1409A" - After last week's nerve-racking double elimination, the four remaining couples face off in the semifinals of "Dancing with the Stars," MONDAY, MAY 14 (8:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. The couples will perform one new Ballroom and one new Latin dance to determine which three couples will land in the finals.
  On TUESDAY, MAY 15 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), special musical guests Carrie Underwood and Alanis Morissette will hit the stage with unforgettable performances on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show." Award winning Country superstar Carrie Underwood is set to perform "Good Girl," the first single off her brand new album, "Blown Away." Her exciting performance will be accompanied by Tristan Macmanus, Sharna Burgess, Henry Byalikov and Emma Slater. Multi-platinum, Grammy ® Award-winning artist Alanis Morissette will hit the stage with a world premiere performance of her new single, "Guardian," from her upcoming album, "Havoc and Bright Lights." Her performance will be accompanied by Blake McGrath and Tyne Stecklein.
  During Tuesday night's results show we will also have an incredible performance from the upcoming Warner Bros Pictures feature release, "Rock of Ages." The electrifying performance will feature two-time former "Dancing with the Stars" champion Julianne Hough and her co-star, actor/singer Diego Boneta. Directed by Adam Shankman ("Hairspray"), New Line Cinema's adaptation of the smash hit Broadway musical "Rock of Ages" hit theaters June 15th. The movie musical stars Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Russell Brand, Paul Giamatti, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Malin Akerman, Mary J. Blige, Bryan Cranston, with Alec Baldwin and Tom Cruise.
   

• ABC ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF THE BACHELORETTE (5/16)
  FAN FAVORITE EMILY MAYNARD - THE FIRST SINGLE MOM IN "BACHELORETTE" SERIES HISTORY - BEGINS HER OWN SEARCH FOR LOVE IN CHARLOTTE, WHEN THE EIGHTH EDITION OF THE HIT ROMANCE REALITY SERIES, "THE BACHELORETTE," PREMIERES MONDAY, MAY 14, ON ABC
  This Season's Highlights Include Extraordinary Trips to Bermuda, London, Dubrovnik and Prague, Special Concerts by Eight-Time Grammy Award-Winner Dolly Parton, Hit Country Band Gloriana
  And Country Star Luke Bryant, Plus a Scene-Stealing Performance by The Muppets
  Emily Maynard, the beautiful, sweet, young mom who captured America's and Brad Womack's heart on the 15th season of "The Bachelor," finally thought she had her happy ending. She accepted Brad's proposal but unfortunately their relationship ended, along with her dream of moving to Austin with her daughter, Ricki, and starting a family. But Emily is ready for her luck to change and to bring her the love she so richly deserves. It's hard to meet men as a single mom, but Emily will have her pick of 25 bachelors when she gets a second opportunity to find love starring in the eighth edition of "The Bachelorette," the female version of ABC's hit romance reality series, premiering MONDAY,
  MAY 14 (9:31-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Instantly popular with "Bachelor" fans, Emily's strength, passion and southern charm - as a mother and as a woman - would make anyone happy to make her his wife. She feels incredibly grateful to have found her first love when she was very young, although her fiance, famed NASCAR driver and team owner Ricky Hendrick, tragically died in a plane crash. She then discovered she was pregnant with their child, the apple of her eye - Ricki. Despite not having dated a lot, Emily, 26, knows what it's like to be truly in love. In the past seven years, she has been looking for someone with the same spark she has for life, and she believes that she will find her soul mate on "The Bachelorette."
  On the premiere, "Episode 801," Emily's journey begins in her hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina, where she lives with her six-year-old daughter, Ricki. After saying "good night" to Ricki, Emily arrives at a southern mansion where she meets her 25 potential soulmates who have traveled across the country. They include a biology teacher, a mushroom farmer, a marine biologist and a ex-professional football player. Emily is nervous, but her anxiety slips away and soon turns to laughter as a single dad produces a glass slipper and proclaims her a princess; a youthful entrepreneur swoops in on a skateboard; a party MC shows off his dance moves; and a southern gentleman brings something special that symbolizes his dedication to protecting her and Ricki. But although one man's grand entrance in a helicopter impresses Emily, it only makes him a target of jealousy and ridicule from the other bachelors.
  BACHELORS ANNOUNCED FOR 8TH EDITION OF ABC’S THE BACHELORETTE (5/14)
  EMILY BEGINS HER SEARCH FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL MAN WHEN "THE BACHELORETTE" PREMIERES, MONDAY, MAY 14, ON ABC
  Emily's Suitors Are Revealed... Who is the Mystery Man in the Helicopter?
  What do an athletic stud who says all the right things, a dashing Indy car driver who would like to take a victory lap, a skateboarding hipster who likes a good chase, a successful businessman who loves to make a huge first impression, and a single hunky dad whom you'd like to bring home to mother all have in common? They're all on the hunt for the new Bachelorette, Emily Maynard, when the eighth edition of the female version of ABC's popular romance reality series, "The Bachelorette," premieres MONDAY, MAY 14 (9:31-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 312 - SEASON FINALE
  THE SHARKS START A FEEDING FRENZY FOR A CHANCE TO GO INTO BUSINESS
  WITH A MAN WHO INCORPORATED THE COMMON KEY INTO A MOBILE PHONE, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  In a Follow-Up Segment, Daymond Introduces International Superstar Pit Bull to the EZ VIP Entrepreneur
  "Episode 312" - The Sharks start a feeding frenzy for a chance to go into the residential lock business with a man from Orlando, FL who invented a way to incorporate the common key into a mobile phone. Two fitness trainers from Medina, OH hope to convince the Sharks their home gym is better since it provides nitrogen gas-pressured resistance. A young man from Trophy Club, TX asks the Sharks to invest in his age-defying products that were inspired by his older girlfriend. A father from Charlotte, NC designed a 100% recycled sneaker and hopes to get a business deal that he can eventually pass on to his two young sons. Also, a follow-up on Daymond and Mark's Season 3 investment with Alashe Nelson from Miami, FL and his EZ VIP website - where you can buy VIP treatment at nightclubs and special events. Daymond introduces Alashe to Pit Bull, the international superstar who will endorse the business, on the Season Finale of "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, MAY 18 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC Friday, May 18, 2012
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM Primetime: What Would You Do?
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20
  11:35 PM-12:02 AM Nightline
  TBA
   

• CBS May 13, 2012 60 Minutes
  Hank Crumpton: Life as a spy
  Former CIA officer Hank Crumpton takes 60 Minutes on a tour through the shadowy world of the Clandestine Service and explains how the CIA toppled the Taliban after 9/11.
  Read Story Watch Video
  U.S. charter schools tied to powerful Turkish imam
  Over the past decade, followers of the mysterious Turkish cleric Fethullah Gulen have opened scores of charter schools in the U.S., inspired by a man who is as powerful as he is reclusive.
  Read Story  Watch Video
  60 Minutes Overtime:
  The Challenge of the Empty Chair: Fethullah Gulen
  Disabled troops inspire Gary Sinise to give back
  Actor Gary Sinise's role as amputee "Lt. Dan" in "Forrest Gump" made him a hero to real-life disabled veterans and inspired Sinise to help build homes for the most gravely wounded.
  Read Story  Watch Video
  60 Minutes Overtime:
  Meeting the Wounded: "They do not want your pity"
   

• CBS IN THE FIRST-EVER ALL-WOMEN FINAL FIVE, THOSE LEFT STANDING TURN AGAINST EACH OTHER IN AN EPIC BATTLE FOR THE TITLE OF SOLE SURVIVOR, ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF "SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD,” FOLLOWED BY THE ONE-HOUR LIVE REUNION SHOW, SUNDAY, MAY 13
  "Perception Is Not Always Reality" — For the first time, an all-women final five battle for the title of Sole Survivor, and one castaway breaks down before the final Tribal Council, on the two-hour season finale of SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD followed by the one-hour LIVE reunion show, Sunday, May 13 (8:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS 48 Hours Mystery
  Coming up
  An Officer and a Hero
  SATURDAY, MAY 19 | 10 P.M. ET/PT
  48 Hours Live to Tell: An unarmed police officer tackles a gunman to end a brutal home invasion
  Sneak Preview
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “Jez Smith” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE FINAL WOMEN ATTEND GO-SEES — The models make their way through Hong Kong to attend go-sees, where one of the women loses her confidence and crumbles under the pressure. At the photo shoot for the “America’s Next Top Model” fragrance, Dream Come True, the stakes are raised as the models pose in front of the client, Hatch Beauty founder Ben Bennett. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge, photographer Jez Smith, as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1811).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 17
  ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
  “PEREZ HILTON ALL ACCESS: KATY PERRY” – (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  (Content Rating is TBD) (HDTV)
  PEREZ HILTON INTERVIEWS SUPERSTAR KATY PERRY - Katy Perry invites Perez to take an exclusive peak behind the scenes of her video for single “The One That Got Away.” He then joins the pop star on her UK tour and is treated to exclusive access to her closed set. The pair also gets up close and personal discussing topics including her former husband Russell Brand, her early Christian music career and her love of touring.
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE SINGING HOPEFULS PERFORM LIVE ONCE AGAIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, ON FOX
  With the Grand Finale less than one week away, the competition reaches a fever pitch, as the finalists battle it out on another all-new LIVE “Performance Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, May 16 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1142/43) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MAY 17
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER SINGING HOPEFUL IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, MAY 17, ON FOX
  It’s all come down to this: the top finalists are revealed in the all-new LIVE “Results Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, May 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1142/43A) (TV-PG D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest Judges: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 19
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s MLB coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: COPS returns this summer.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—(7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-Stereo
  FOX SPORTS SATURDAY PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SATURDAY, MAY 19, ON FOX
  MLB on FOX continues coverage of the 2012 baseball season as the exclusive network home of Major League Baseball. Coverage starts with the FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL PREGAME SHOW hosted by Matt Vasgersian live from MLB Network’s state-of-the-art studio in Secaucus, NJ. Vasgersian is joined by analysts Harold Reynolds and Kevin Millar for FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL GAME OF THE WEEK airing LIVE Saturday, May 19 (7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (FSS-101) (n/a)
   

• NBC Dateline NBC
  Did a teenager fight back because he was mad or because he was afraid? Tonight, Lester Holt reports on Florida's 'Stand Your Ground' law. Also tonight, Tamron Hall profiles active duty soldier-turned-actor Col. Greg Gadson. Dateline Sunday starts after golf at 7pm/6c. Video
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE"
  "AND THEN THERE WERE TWO"
  05/13/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE TWO FINALISTS MUST CREATE, HOST AND SELL TICKETS TO A CELEBRITY CHARITY EVENT, FEATURING A CHARITY AWARENESS AD AND A VARIETY SHOW, STARRING CELEBRITIES AND THEIR HELPERS
  The two finalists must embark on the biggest task yet. They must create, host, and sell tickets to a celebrity charity event, featuring a charity awareness ad and a variety show, starring none other than… themselves. With eight celebrities returning to help them, the two finalists must rely on everything they’ve learned all season to win the ultimate prize: $250,000 for their charity, and the title of The Celebrity Apprentice. With time running out, one finalist finds they don’t have the footage needed to edit their charity awareness ad, while the other finalist goes head to head with a returning celebrity. Boardroom advisors: Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" 05/14/2012 8:00 PM
  EPISODE 1 (TV-PG)
  NBC’S HIT TALENT COMPETITION SERIES RETURNS WITH NEW JUDGE HOWARD STERNThe series returns for its seventh season with outspoken, unedited radio personality, television host and author Howard Stern joining the experienced and talented judge dais, alongside comedian, TV host and producer Howie Mandel and daytime TV host, reality producer and music manager Sharon Osbourne. Actor, producer and comedian Nick Cannon returns as host. The two-hour premiere kicks off with auditions in Los Angeles and St. Louis. With the talent search open to acts of all ages, "America's Got Talent" has brought the variety format back to the forefront of American culture by showcasing performers from across the country, all vying for their chance to win America's heart - and the $1 million prize.
   

• NBC "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT"
  05/15/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) :
  EPISODE 2 (TV-PG)
  ALL-NEW AUDITION EPISODE IN TOP-RATED SUMMER SERIES Celebrity judges Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern continue with auditions in San Francisco. Nick Cannon hosts this variety competition series which features a colorful array of hopeful future stars as they compete for a chance to win a $1 million prize and become the most talented act in America.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" "FINALE"
  05/15/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : ONE OF THE REMAINING THREE DESIGNERS WILL BE NAMED AMERICA’S "FASHION STAR"—The remaining three contestants are tasked with creating separate showcases consisting of three garments for each of the retailers. The designer that can meet the needs of Macys, H&M and Saks Fifth Avenue will be named America’s first "Fashion Star" and receive a capsule collection in each of the stores. The winning designs will be available online immediately and in stores the following day. Elle Macpherson hosts and executive produces the series.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "051612"
  05/16/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : TBA
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS"
  "EPISODE 10"
  05/16/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : Betty White’s sassy seniors are back on the streets pulling more funny pranks on the younger generation. This week, a lost skydiver asks for directions, an older woman orders a younger man online and a prankster repeatedly hugs a stranger he insists is a long lost friend. Plus, two nuns delight in tricking men passing by, and a blind man gets out of a convertible and asks for directions. As star of the series, the delightful Betty White shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS"
  "EPISODE 11"
  05/16/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : Betty White’s posse of senior citizens is back on the streets, pulling more funny pranks on the younger generation. This week, an old woman asks a young man to buy beer for her because she fears getting carded without her ID, a snack vendor insists on sampling the drinks before she sells them, and two men sitting on bleachers try to enlist another in doing "the wave." Also, a woman propositions a younger man hoping to cross the last thing off her bucket list, and a senior is caught stealing another’s walker when the alarm goes off. As star of the series, the delightful Betty White shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
   

• NBC "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
  "PAULA DEEN"
  05/18/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : CELEBRATED CHEF PAULA DEEN EMBARKS ON A SEARCH TO FIND OUT JUST HOW DEEP HER SOUTHERN ROOTS GO – Paula Deen lost both of her parents and has a lot of gaps in her family knowledge. A visit to her aunt in Albany, Georgia, provides Paula with information that takes her back 150 years in her family’s history. As she digs deeper into her heritage she uncovers her ancestor’s political ties and his connection to a dark time in America’s history. Further exploration reveals a heartbreaking event that deeply impacted her ancestors during the Civil War.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "TBA"
  05/18/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : TBA

RERUNS

• CBS MIKE ENCOURAGES HIS MOM TO GET A JOB, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
  "Peggy Gets a Job" — When Mike encourages his mom, Peggy, to get a job, he never imagines how it will interfere with Molly’s life, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, at a special night and time, Wednesday, May 16 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/14/11.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster, Mark Gross and Carla Filisha
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS LIZ GETS ALL DOLLED UP TO MEET RUSSELL’S FATHER, AND JEFF PUTS HIS GUYS WEEKEND BEFORE AUDREY’S FEELINGS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
  Curtis Armstrong ("Revenge of the Nerds") Guest Stars as Himself
  "Bros Before Nodes" — Worried about getting his father’s approval, Russell gets Liz all dolled up to meet him. Meanwhile, Jeff is more concerned about his guys’ weekend being cancelled than Audrey’s feelings, and Adam makes a new friend, on a rebroadcast of RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, on a special night, Wednesday, May 16 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Curtis Armstrong ("Revenge of the Nerds") guest stars as himself. (Originally broadcast 10/27/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael A. Ross
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS AMY IS HEARTBROKEN WHEN BERNADETTE AND PENNY GO WEDDING DRESS SHOPPING WITHOUT HER, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, MAY 17
  “The Isolation Permutation” – Amy is crushed when Bernadette and Penny go shopping for wedding dresses without her, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, May 17 (8:00 - 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/3/11.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Tara Hernandez
  TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady, Steven Molaro and Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS THE CHAIRMAN AND CEO OF DIAMOND RESORTS INTERNATIONAL, ONE OF THE LARGEST TIMESHARE COMPANIES IN THE WORLD, IGNITES A FIRE ON A DANGEROUS ASSIGNMENT AND BREAKS HIS COVER AT A JOB SITE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, MAY 18
  "Diamond Resorts" — The undercover experience is no vacation for Stephen J. Cloobeck, Chairman and CEO of Diamond Resorts International, one of the world’s largest timeshare companies, as he finds himself performing a dangerous job that bursts into flames. Meanwhile, the boss also reaches his breaking point with an employee’s job performance, forcing him to break his cover, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, May 18 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/18/12.)
   

• CBS A NIGHT OUT FOR A FRIENDLY DRINK TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN WHEN DANNY AND HIS ROOKIE COPS ARE CAUGHT UP IN A SHOOTING, ON A REBROADCAST OF "CSI: NY," FRIDAY, MAY 18
  Dean Norris (“Breaking Bad”) Guest Stars as IAB Lt. Mitchell Adler, Investigating The Shooting
  Joey McIntyre (“New Kids On The Block”) Guest Stars as Ray James, a Man Possibly Involved With the Shooting
  "Officer Involved" — A night out for a friendly drink takes an unexpected turn when Danny and his rookie cops are caught up in a shooting, on a rebroadcast of "CSI: NY," Friday, May 18 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Dean Norris (“Breaking Bad”) guest stars as IAB Lt. Mitchell Adler. Joey McIntyre (“New Kids On The Block”) guest stars as Ray James. (Originally broadcast 10/14/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Christopher Silber
  DIRECTED BY: Skipp Sudduth
   

• CBS FRANK DEALS WITH A POLITICAL CRISIS AFTER OFFICERS ARE INJURED WHILE RESPONDING TO A 911 CALL AT A RELIGIOUS CENTER, ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, MAY 18
  "Black and Blue" — Frank deals with a political crisis after Jamie and Renzulli enter a religious center in response to a 911 call and are injured by the church’s security team who prohibits them from entering, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, May 18 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/4/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Brian Burns
  DIRECTED BY: Alex Chapple
   

• CBS THE BODY OF A NAKED DEAD MAN IS DISCOVERED IN DR. ROBBINS’ MASTER BEDROOM BY HIS WIFE, WHICH LEADS TO A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR THE CSI TEAM, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, MAY 19
  “Genetic Disorder” – When the body of a naked dead man is discovered by Dr. Robbins’ wife in their master bedroom, it leads to a lot of questions for the CSI team, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, at a special night and time, Saturday, May 19 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/14/11.)
  WRITTEN: Elizabeth Devine
  DIRECTED BY: Frank Waldeck
   

• CBS THE BAU SEARCHES THE BOXING SCENE IN PHILADELPHIA FOR A KILLER WITH A BLOOD LUST, AND HOTCH MAKES A CONNECTION WITH A FELLOW TRIATHLETE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, MAY 19
  Guest Stars Include Emmy Award Winner Charles S. Dutton (“Roc”) as Boxing Trainer Tony, Shawn Hatosy (“Southland”) as Boxer Jimmy and Bellamy Young (“Dirty Sexy Money”) as Beth, an Art Curator and Runner Who Becomes Friendly with Hotch
  “The Bittersweet Science” – The BAU team investigates a string of brutal bludgeonings in Philadelphia and is led to the city’s boxing scene in search of the killer. Also, Hotch makes a connection with an attractive runner as they both train for a triathlon, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, on a special night, Saturday, May 19 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Emmy Award winner Charles S. Dutton (“Roc”) as boxing trainer Tony, Shawn Hatosy (“Southland”) as boxer Jimmy, and Bellamy Young (“Dirty Sexy Money”) as Beth, an art curator and runner who strikes up a friendship with Hotch. (Originally broadcast 12/14/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Janine Sherman Barrois, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Rob Hardy
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (8:00-9:00p.m. ET)
  “Nicholas Tse” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE MODELS VISIT HONG KONG — The models are challenged with having to learn a fight sequence and act in a scene with Nicholas Tse, international actor and pop star. The pressure is on as the women have to pose while harnessed atop a high rise tower in extreme rain and wind. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge Nicholas Tse as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1810). Re-run
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 17
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Birthday” (TV-14, LSV) (HDTV)
  IT’S MY PARTY — On the morning of Elena’s (Nina Dobrev) 18th birthday, Caroline (Candice Accola) is busy planning a party, but Elena is focused on searching for any clues that might help her discover where Stefan (Paul Wesley) is. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is also searching for Stefan, while trying to protect Elena and keep her from doing anything that would draw Klaus’ (Joseph Morgan) attention. Meanwhile, Klaus and Stefan are busy trailing a werewolf named Ray Sutton (guest star David Gallagher, “Super 8”). Now working at the Mystic Grill along with Matt (Zach Roerig), Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) is struggling to understand why he keeps seeing the ghosts of Vicki (guest star Kayla Ewell) and Anna (guest star Malese Jow) since he was brought back to life by Bonnie’s (Kat Graham) magic. Meanwhile, Alaric (Matt Davis) does his best to watch over Elena and Jeremy, while dealing with his grief over Jenna’s death. Finally, Caroline and Tyler (Michael Trevino) face a new and unexpected challenge. John Behring directed the episode written by Kevin Williamson & Julie Plec (#301). (Re-run)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 13
  —“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER’S DREAMS ARE INFILTRATED ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
  Glenn Close (“Damages”) Reprises Her Role as Mona Simpson
  Karma gets the best of Homer after he lands his friends in trouble, and as a result, his bedwetting problem worsens. The family goes on a mission to infiltrate his dreams to search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. But just as things take a dangerous turn in the dream, a figure from Homer’s past appears, and he is finally reassured that the fond memories of his mother Mona (guest voice Close) remain alive, giving him just the right amount of reassurance to cure him of his problem in the “How I Wet Your Mother” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2308) (TV-PG L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona Simpson
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MAY 18
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
  CHEF RAMSAY HELPS TWO RESTAURANTS IN THE PEACH STATE ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR ENCORE OF “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay heads south to College Park, GA, to help the owners of Atlanta smokehouse Michon’s get their restaurant back to its southern comfort roots. Then, Chef Ramsay visits Atlanta, GA to help the owners of contemporary American restaurant Park’s Edge refresh their menu and service. Find out if Chef Ramsay’s advice will be enough to help revive these restaurants in “Michon’s/Park’s Edge,” a special two-hour encore of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, May 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-409/10) (TV-14 L, V)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 19
  --“THE FINDER”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A MISSING SHOE LEADS TO AN UNLIKELY FAIRYTALE ENDING ON “THE FINDER” SATURDAY, MAY 19, ON FOX
  A NASA scientist seeks Walter's help in finding the matching shoe to a red stiletto left behind by a woman he met at a bar. Walter uses the stiletto as the first clue to finding the missing woman, but in the process he uncovers her shocking secret that winds up putting his own life in danger. Meanwhile, Willa exposes Leo's dark family secret, but when she tries to make amends with him, she gets herself into even more legal trouble in the "A Cinderella Story" episode of THE FINDER airing Saturday, May 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-103) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Toby Hemingway as Timo Proud; John SanderFord as Nathan Stein; Ian Reed Kesler as Ira Messing; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Lisa; Wilson Cruz as Jonni; Ginger Gonzaga as Therese
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 19
  —“NEW GIRL”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE GANG FEARS THAT JESS AND NICK MAY GET BACK WITH THEIR EXES ON “NEW GIRL” SATURDAY, MAY 19, ON FOX
  Justin Long, Mary Elizabeth Ellis and Phil Hendrie Guest-Star
  When Jess and Nick run into their exes, Paul (guest star Long) and Caroline (guest star Ellis), the gang fears they both may “backslide” into romantic relationships. Meanwhile, Schmidt desperately tries not to get aroused as he deals with a delicate medical issue, Winston suffers the consequences of a wild night out with his boss (guest star Hendrie) and Cece brings Schmidt to a nursing home to meet her grandmother (guest star Madhur Jaffrey) in the “Backslide” episode of NEW GIRL airing Saturday, May 19 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-123) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Justin Long as Paul; Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Caroline; Phil Hendrie as Joe Napoli; Madhur Jaffrey as Nana; Jack Carter as Burt; Angela McEwan as Marjorie; Melissa Tang as Jenn; Jack Axelrod as Charlie
  
  

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT"
  "THEATRE TRICKS" (Re-run)
  05/16/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : WHEN AN ACTRESS IS RAPED ON STAGE DURING A PERFORMANCE, THE SVU SQUAD DISCOVERS THE ATTACKER WAS SET UP TO COMMIT THE CRIME
  An actress in an interactive theater production is raped on stage, while the audience believes it to be part of the show. The SVU detectives hit a dead end in their investigation when they learn the show’s passionate director (guest star Fisher Stevens) gave the audience, including the assailant, masks to wear during the performance. Detectives Rollins (Kelli Giddish) and Tutuola (Ice-T) track down an obsessed fan of the young actress who recorded the assault while stalking her, which leads Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) to a respected judge (guest star Kevin Pollak.) With the judge’s reputation on the line, the SVU squad explores the underbelly of the New York theater world to uncover who really orchestrated the public attack. Also starring Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen) with special appearances by Stephanie March (ADA Alex Cabot), Gilbert Gottfried (TARU Tech Leo Gerber.) Grant Shaud guest stars.
   

• NBC "HARRY'S LAW" "BREAKING POINTS" (Rerun)
  05/19/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : HARRY DEFENDS A RUNAWAY JURY MEMBER WHILE ADAM AND PHOEBE JOIN FORCES TO REPRESENT A CASE INVOLVING A REALITY TV STAR COUPLE – Harry (Kathy Bates) represents a rogue juror who ran away from jury duty in the midst of deliberations on a high-profile murder case. With Tommy’s (Christopher McDonald) help, Harry must justify the juror’s flight which led to a costly mistrial for the State. Elsewhere, Phoebe (Justine Lupe) and Adam (Nate Corddry) defend a reality TV show wife after being sued by her dead husband’s family when he commits suicide. Back at the office, Oliver (Mark Valley) and Cassie (Karen Olivo) strive to balance their newfound relationship with the firm’s heavy case-load.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "FATHER DEAREST" (Rerun)
  05/19/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : DR. HUANG (BD WONG) REUNITES WITH THE SVU SQUAD TO TRACK DOWN A TWISTED SEDUCER OF YOUNG WOMEN. JAMES VAN DER BEEK AND ERIC CLOSE GUEST STAR.
  Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) investigate the disappearance of a teenaged girl after her young brother calls 9-1-1. While Fin (Ice-T) and Rollins (Kelli Giddish) look into a possible abduction, they discover the girl had been searching for her biological father, an anonymous sperm donor. The investigation takes a startling turn when a suspect is found to be targeting several young, vulnerable women, all with the same personal connection. But the suspect isn’t what he seems, and Dr. Huang (Wong) must delve into his past to save the women. Guest Starring Eric Close and James Van Der Beek. Also starring Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch.)

OTHER

• ABC, LEXUS AND YAHOO!'S INTONOW TEAM UP TO REWARD FANS WATCHING THE SEASON'S REMAINING TWO THRILLING EPISODES OF "REVENGE"
  For the First Time, Primetime Show Fans Can Win a Sweepstakes Getaway Via Innovative Second Screen Experience
  ABC's "Revenge" and Yahoo! announced a new way to engage fans during live viewing of the hit series using IntoNow from Yahoo! Audiences will have an opportunity to enter to win a one-week getaway, coinciding with the July 4th weekend, at an oceanfront house in the Hamptons, Grayson-style, presented by Lexus.
  With over 80 percent of tablet owners using their devices while watching TV, ABC and Yahoo! are teaming up for an industry-first, interactive experience during the last two episodes of this season's hottest primetime show, airing WEDNESDAYS, MAY 16 & 23 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET). Viewers will have a chance to engage with the show in new and compelling formats and be rewarded in the process.
  Beginning on May 16, when fans tag ABC's "Revenge" with the IntoNow app on their mobile phone or tablet device, they can do the following:
  * Enter for a chance to win a week-long escape to the Hamptons (for more details on the Hamptons getaway presented by Lexus, please visit ABC.com/Hamptons-Getaway)
  * Connect and share with friends (and other "Revenge" fans) on Facebook, Twitter and in the app while they're watching the episodes
  * Test their knowledge of the series through fun trivia questions
  * Follow real-time Twitter feeds related to "Revenge" cast and crew
  * Access related videos and information on "Revenge," including the actors and the plot
   

• USA NETWORK UPFRONT TO FEATURE HEADLINE PERFORMANCES BY JENNIFER HUDSON AND MARK RONSON
  Attendees to the May 17 Event to include Sigourney Weaver, Matt Bomer, Gabriel Macht, Patrick J. Adams, Callie Thorne, Kurt Warner, Piper Perabo, Jeffrey Donovan, Sarah Shahi, Mark Feuerstein, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, James Roday, Michael Ealy and The Miz
  USA moves into Upfront Week for the first time with the biggest and most spectacular event yet with performances by Oscar and Grammy Award-winner Jennifer Hudson and world-renowned DJ and Grammy Award- winner Mark Ronson. The talent only presentation will feature the stars of USA at Lincoln Center's Alice Tully Hall in New York City on Thursday, May 17 at 3:30pm.

2012 in General

• TBS Orders 35 Episodes of Top-Rated Sitcom Tyler Perry's For Better Or Worse
  TBS has ordered 35 additional episodes of the top-rated sitcom Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse, which finished its first season as basic cable's #1 sitcom of 2011. The series from writer-director-executive producer Tyler Perry focuses on three couples at various stages of their relationships. The ensemble cast includes Tasha Smith (Why Did I Get Married Too?, Couples Retreat), Michael Jai White (Why Did I Get Married Too?, Spawn), Crystle Stewart (Miss USA 2008), Kent Faulcon (American Beauty), Kiki Haynes (Nora's Hair Salon) and Jason Olive (Melrose Place, Raising Helen). Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse will return to its Friday night timeslot this summer.
  "Tyler Perry's shows have proven to be a popular draw for TBS on Friday nights," said Michael Wright, executive vice president, head of programming for TBS, TNT and Turner Classic Movies (TCM). "We're very happy to keep that trend going by ordering more episodes of Tyler Perry's For Better Or Worse."
  Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse is produced by Tyler Perry Studios and distributed by Debmar-Mercury. The show premiered on TBS Friday, Nov. 25, 2011, averaging 2.9 million viewers and 1.6 million adults 18-49 for its 10-episode debut season. It finished the year as basic cable's #1 sitcom of 2011 and the #1 show on all of television with African-American adults.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• The CW The Vampire Diaries --The Last Four Episodes of the season
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 6
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND HAS A POTTY SLIP-UP ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MAY 6, ON FOX
  Cleveland Jr. profiles his dad for a report on his favorite American, but when Cleveland falls off the toilet and suffers a concussion, he loses Cleveland Jr.’s admiration. Meanwhile, Rallo gets excited when he realizes he’s grown tall enough to ride his favorite roller coaster in the all-new "Flush of Genius" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, May 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-319) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 6
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER’S HEAD INJURY HELPS HIS LOVE LIFE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 6, ON FOX
  Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”) Guest-Stars
  After going on “date night” to a spy movie starring crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (guest star Bryan Cranston), Marge becomes upset with Homer for blurting out embarrassing remarks throughout the film, but Homer’s attempts to reconcile with Marge do not seem to fix anything. Later, Homer is knocked off a ladder and suffers a concussion on the job, leaving him out of work for six weeks. Instead of telling Marge, Homer decides to use the time to learn how to become a better husband with the help of someone whom he believes is Stradivarius Cain in the all-new “The Spy Who Learned Me” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2313) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Bryan Cranston as Stradivarius Cain
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 6
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A BAD REVIEW LEADS TO DRASTIC ACTIONS ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MAY 6, ON FOX
  Kevin Kline and Patton Oswalt Guest-Star
  When the restaurant receives a bad review from a food critic, the Belchers fear that the negative press will keep customers away. When Bob shows up at the critic’s house for a redo, his plan quickly spirals out of control when the kids and his fellow restaurant owners show up to support him in the all-new “Moody Foodie” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, May 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-206) (TV-14 D, L V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Kline as Mr. Fischoeder; Patton Oswalt as Moody Foodie
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 6
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  BRIAN AND STEWIE MUST SAVE MEG ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MAY 6, ON FOX
  When Meg travels abroad to Europe, her exciting adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped. Brian and Stewie embark on an action-packed mission to find her before it’s too late in the all-new “Leggo My Meg-O” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, May 6 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-916) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 6
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  ROGER RELIVES HIS WORST PERSONA ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, MAY 6, ON FOX
  Wayne Brady (“The Wayne Brady Show”) and Werner Herzog (“Grizzly Man”) Guest-Voice
  Roger rediscovers his alter-ego “Ricky Spanish,” an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep in the all-new “Ricky Spanish” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, May 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-702) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Wayne Brady as Tungee; Werner Herzog as Himself.
  
  

• NBC Law & Order: Special Victim Unit
  "FATHER DEAREST"
  05/09/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : DR. HUANG (BD WONG) REUNITES WITH THE SVU SQUAD TO TRACK DOWN A TWISTED SEDUCER OF YOUNG WOMEN. JAMES VAN DER BEEK AND ERIC CLOSE GUEST STAR.
  Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) investigate the disappearance of a teenaged girl after her young brother calls 9-1-1. While Fin (Ice-T) and Rollins (Kelli Giddish) look into a possible abduction, they discover the girl had been searching for her biological father, an anonymous sperm donor. The investigation takes a startling turn when a suspect is found to be targeting several young, vulnerable women, all with the same personal connection. But the suspect isn’t what he seems, and Dr. Huang (Wong) must delve into his past to save the women. Guest Starring Eric Close and James Van Der Beek. Also starring Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch.)
   

• USA SETS "COMMON LAW" PREMIERE DATE FOR FRIDAY, MAY 11 AT 10/9C
  Network Kicks Off Summer Of Originals
  Series Stars Michael Ealy, Warren Kole, Jack McGee and Sonya Walger
  USA Network's newest original series COMMON LAW, about two ace detectives who are forced into couples' therapy to save their work relationship, will premiere Friday, May 11 at 10/9c, following an all-new FAIRLY LEGAL, which returns on Friday, March 16 at 9/8c for its sophomore season. The 12 episode one-hour series stars Michael Ealy ("The Good Wife," "Californication"), Warren Kole ("The Chicago Code," "24"), Jack McGee ("The Fighter," "Rescue Me") and Sonya Walger ("Lost," "In Treatment") and will run through Friday, August 10. The return to Friday is a homecoming for USA, having successfully launched three of the network's most popular original series (MONK, PSYCH, WHITE COLLAR) on that night.
  In COMMON LAW, Travis Marks (Ealy) and Wes Mitchell (Kole) have a problem - each other. Despite their differences, this odd couple set of detectives are incredible at what they love most - enforcing the law - and have a seven-year track record as the LAPD's finest in the Robbery-Homicide Division. But when their constant bickering begins to have a major impact on their caseload, their new-age captain (McGee) institutes mandatory couples' therapy to bring back the flame in their "work marriage." Tough-as-nails therapist Dr. Ryan (Walger) is brought in to help them understand and resolve their conflicts and confront their demons in order to enhance their ability to continue solving crimes.
  As Dr. Ryan explores their relationship, we find out these two are birds of a feather professionally, and their personal differences actually balance them out. Wes is a former lawyer whose sensitivity to an event in his life sparked his desire to become a cop but sacrificed his marriage in the process. He sees things in black and white, is responsible, compulsively organized, methodical and often over thinks decisions. Travis is a former juvenile delinquent and a maverick ladies man who has a fear of abandonment, commitment and intimacy. While he's an open book and deeply trusts his gut instincts, he's carefree, irresponsible, disorganized and doesn't play by the rules. We soon learn that a successful relationship or partnership doesn't mean you have to like the same things; you just have to hate the same things and sometimes that makes for a stronger union.

RERUNS

• FOX SUNDAY, MAY 6
  —“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE SPECTACLES TAKES OVER SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 6, ON FOX
  Principal Skinner challenges superintendent Gary Chalmers to take over Bart’s education after one of Bart’s pranks leads to a school fundraiser debacle. Chalmers takes an unconventional approach to teaching American history which sparks a fascination in President Teddy Roosevelt. Encouraged by Bart’s educational renaissance, Chalmers takes Bart and his band of “Rough Riders” on an overnight excursion to Springfield Forest, but after a minor accident, the school administration fires Chalmers for taking the boys on an unauthorized field trip. Determined to get Chalmers’ job back, Bart and the boys hold the school hostage until the administration reinstates Chalmers, and they stand up for the teacher who made a meaningful impact in the “Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2217) (TV-PG L, V)

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: The Stranger
  AUGUST TRIES TO ENLIGHTEN EMMA ON WAYS SHE CAN BEAT REGINA AND POSSIBLY TAKE CUSTODY OF HENRY, AND GEPPETTO AGREES TO A PLAN TO SAVE SNOW WHITE AND PRINCE CHARMING'S DAUGHTER -- WITH A PROVISO THAT COULD ALSO SAVE HIS OWN SON -- ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  "The Stranger" - August promises to enlighten Emma and take her on a journey that will show her how she can beat Regina, and possibly take custody of Henry; and with Mary Margaret returning to work, Regina puts a plan in motion to seduce David. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, with the Evil Queen's curse about to strike, Geppetto agrees to a plan that will save Snow White and Prince Charming's daughter, but with a proviso that could also save his own son, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, APRIL 29 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Tony Amendola as Marco/Geppetto, Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior/Blue Fairy, Jakob Davies as Pinocchio, Rick Dobran as Raskind and Isaiah Lehtinen as Gordie.
  "The Stranger" was written by Ian Goldberg & Andrew Chambliss and directed by Gwyneth Horder-Payton.
   

• ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Lost My Power
  TRIP NEEDS BREE TO COME CLEAN ABOUT HER PAST DRUNKEN SEXUAL SPREE IN ORDER TO HELP STRENGTHEN HER CASE, AND CARLOS TRIES TO POACH ONE OF GABY'S RICH CLIENTS AWAY FROM HER TO HELP WITH HIS NEWLY FORMED CHARITY, ON ABC'S "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"
  Scott Bakula Guest Stars as Bree's Attorney, Trip
  Doris Roberts Guest Stars as Gaby's Rich Client
  "Lost My Power" - With Mike gone, Susan attempts to build a car for MJ's father-and-son school soapbox derby; Bree's attorney, Trip (Scott Bakula), learns of her previous drunken sexual spree and needs her to come clean about it in order to help strengthen her case; Lynette tries to cause some negative friction between Tom and his girlfriend, Jane, by flirting with his boss and getting him to pile more work on her estranged husband; Gaby is furious with Carlos when he tries to poach one of her rich, personal shopper clients (Doris Roberts) and talk her into helping with his newly formed charity organization; and Renee discovers that Ben is keeping a secret from her about his involvement with Bree -- and the body found at his work site -- on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, APRIL 29 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Darcy Rose Byrnes as Penny Scavo, Daniella Baltodano as Celia Solis, Mason Vale Cotton as MJ Delfino, Andrea Parker as Jane, Kevin Rahm as Lee McDermott, Reed Diamond as Gregg, Tuc Watkins as Bob Hunter, Scott Bakula as Trip Weston, Alyson Reed as Judge Conti, Doris Roberts as Doris, Christina Chang as D.A. Stone and Josh Latzer as garbage truck driver.
  "Lost My Power" was written by Wendy Mericle and directed by David Grossman.
   

• ABC GCB: Adam & Eve's Rib
  THE GCBS KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOME SPICEY RACKS, ON ABC'S "GCB"
  Bruce Boxleitner, Kevin Alejandro and Grant Bowler Make a Special Guest Appearance
  "Adam & Eve's Rib" - When Amanda tries to put together an all female barbeque team to prove a point to her daughter, she recruits the helps of the GCBs for the cook-off of the year. Meanwhile Heather meets an attractive butcher (Kevin Alejandro), Cricket purchases stud services from businessman Mason Massey (Grant Bowler), Carlene becomes frustrated with Ripp, and Sharon tries to help Zack with his dealership problems, on "GCB," SUNDAY, APRIL 29 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Adam & Eve's Rib" guest stars Lauran Irion as Laura Vaughn, Colton Shires as Will Vaughn, Tyler Jacob Moore as Pastor John Tudor, Michael Arden as Reverend Steve Stewart, Bruce Boxleitner as Burl Lourd, Eric Winter as Luke Lourd, Liz Burnette as Brenda Bradley, Grant Bowler as Mason Massey, Erin Alexis as Sapphire, Kevin Alejandro as Danny and Matt Riedy as Wealthy Man.
  "Adam & Eve's Rib" was written by Henry Alonso Myers and Andy Reaser and directed by Victor Nelli, Jr.
   

• ABC CASTLE: Undead Again
  CASTLE & BECKETT SEARCH FOR A ZOMBIE KILLER, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "Undead Again" - When Castle and Beckett investigate the murder of a man with human bite marks on his body, Castle's wild theories start flying. But none are as wild as what their only witness insists happened - a Zombie attack. As the evidence pointing towards an undead assailant piles up, the team plunges into New York's Zombie subculture to find the killer and bring him in -- dead, undead or alive -- on "Castle," MONDAY, APRIL 30 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Cast: Arye Gross as M.E. Perlmutter, Ryan Doom as Tom Williams, Tiffany Dupont as Greta Mastroianni, and Josh Braaten as Kyle Jennings.
  "Undead Again" was written by Christine Boylan and directed by Bill Roe.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: The Spotlight
  MIKE UNINTENTIONALLY ECLIPSES VANESSA'S MOMENT IN THE SUN -- THEN TRIES TO MAKE IT UP TO HER -- ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  "The Spotlight" - When Mike realizes he unintentionally upstaged Vanessa's announcement about being nominated as the top volunteer school parent, his efforts to make it up to her might cause more harm than good. Meanwhile, Eve is afraid she won't fit in at high school; and Ed wants to release an Outdoor Man action figure inspired by Mike, on "Last Man Standing," TUESDAY, MAY 1 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Jerry Minor as Mel and Melanie Paxson as Liz.
  "The Spotlight" was written by Eben Russell and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: Southern Accents
  JULES HAS A HARD TIME LETTING GRAYSON'S BABY MAMA, HOLLY, INTO THEIR LIVES, ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  "Southern Accents" - Jules has a hard time accepting that Holly (guest star Briga Heelan) is part of her life, a situation that does not improve after she finds out that Holly and Travis made out; Andy wants to run for mayor so he can change the town rules against weddings on the beach (something Jules has her heart set on), but Ellie won't let him; and Laurie tries to convince Bobby he's just socially inept, not prejudiced, after he blurts out some awkward comments at the cake shop, on "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, MAY 1 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. Carolyn Hennesy reprises the role of Barb and Barry Bostwick guest stars as Roger.
  Guest starring are Carolyn Hennesy as Barb. Barry Bostwick as Roger, Briga Heelan as Holly, Shawn Parikh as Sig and Edwin Hodge as Wade.
  "Down South" was written by Kate Purdy. Bruce Leddy directed.
   

• ABC ON ABC’S PRIVATE PRACTICE (5/1)
  ADDISON AND THE TEAM TREAT AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT FACING DEPORTATION WHO SELF-INDUCES HER PREGNANCY SO THAT HER CHILD WILL BE A U.S. CITIZEN, ON ABC'S "PRIVATE PRACTICE"
  "True Colors" - Addison, Pete and the team treat an illegal immigrant facing deportation who self-induces her pregnancy so that her child will be a U.S. citizen; Cooper and Violet work with a young girl who has gender identity disorder - and with her parents -- and Violet wants to continue therapy with Pete before they begin dating again, on Private Practice, TUESDAY, MAY 1 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "True Colors" was written by Craig Turk and Steve Blackman and directed by Steve Robin.
   

• ABC DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23: The Wedding...
  THERE IS NO BIGGER REMINDER THAT YOU'RE SINGLE AND ALONE THAN A WEDDING, ON ABC'S "DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23"
  Kevin Sorbo ("Hercules: The Legendary Journeys") Makes a Cameo Appearance
  "The Wedding" - June is devastated when she receives a wedding invitation addressed to her and her ex-fiance, so in an attempt make her feel better, Chloe gives June a crash course in confidence and fierceness -- but does too good a job -- on "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23," WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast in "The Wedding" includes Kevin Sorbo as Kevin Sorbo, Tate Ellington as Steven, Katherine Tokarz as Nurse Nicole, Nora Kirkpatrick as Crissy, H. Michael Croner as Robert, Valerie Jean Hume as Candice and Americus Abesamis as bouncer.
  "The Wedding" was written by Casey Johnson and David Windsor, and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Guidance Counselor
  SUE FINDS A MENTOR IN HER AWKWARD SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, AND FRANKIE TRIES TO TALK MIKE OUT OF TRYING TO BUILD THEIR NEW BED BY HIMSELF, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Whoopi Goldberg Guest Stars as Sue's Guidance Counselor
  "The Guidance Counselor" - Sue finds a kindred spirit in her awkward school guidance counselor, Jane Marsh (Whoopi Goldberg), who inspires her to reinvent herself. Meanwhile, Frankie is ecstatic when she and Mike buy a much needed new bed but is gobsmacked when her stubborn husband insists on assembling it himself; and Brick attempts to call the President to outlaw the Presidential Fitness Challenge, which would force him to accomplish some strenuous physical exercises at school, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Whoopi Goldberg as Jane Marsh, Brittany Ross as Courtney, Natalie Lander as Debbie, Sonya Eddy as Senora Porter, Christopher Darga as Mr. Farrar, Cynthia Sophiea as Ms. Bratton, Jo Anne Worley as Ms. Lambert, Suzanne Ford as Ms. Carrington, Jon Paul Burkhart as salesman and Rich Pierre-Louis as coach.
  "The Guidance Counselor" was written by Jana Hunter & Mitch Hunter and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Hear No Evil
  GEORGE AND EDEN TRY TO NAVIGATE THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH LOTS OF HELP FROM NOAH, JILL AND SHEILA, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  Alicia Silverstone Makes a Special Guest Appearance
  "Hear No Evil" - As George and Eden's (Alicia Silverstone) relationship gets serious, he decides to introduce her to Tessa, who is preoccupied with her job at Crystal Cup of Crystals. Meanwhile, George and Noah make a deal regarding George's relationship boundaries with Eden, and Eden is overwhelmed by Sheila's meddling and the Werners' overprotective behavior, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Hear No Evil" guest stars Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Maestro Harrell as Malik, Chris Parnell as Fred Shay, Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner, Kurt Ela as Technician, Maria Russell as Ibiza and Alicia Silverstone as Eden.
  "Hear No Evil" was written by Andrew Guest and directed by Peter Lauer.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Absolution
  A NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN PHOTO AND A MISSING JOURNAL OF DAVID CLARKE'S HAS EMILY IN HOT PURSUIT OF NEW AND DANGEROUS PLAYERS, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  Oscar-Nominated Tess Harper ("Silkwood," "No Country for Old Men") Guest Stars, and ABC News Anchor Cynthia McFadden ("Nightline") Plays Herself
  "Absolution" - The impending release of Daniel has everyone on edge as the press grows more and more hostile; the SEC begin their investigation on Grayson Global; and Emily discovers a new photo taken of her father on the day of his death, leading her to more clues about how he died -- and also to a mystery woman and an ominous new target -- on "Revenge," WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Tess Harper and Cynthia McFadden. Other guest cast TBA.
  "Absolution" was written by Nikki Toscano and Ryan Scott, and directed by Sanford Bookstaver.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Planes, Trains and Cars
  PHIL'S JUDGMENT GET A LITTLE CLOUDED WHEN HE GOES CAR SHOPPING WITH HIS NEW BUDDY, ANDRE, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Comedian Kevin Hart ("Soul Plane," "Death at a Funeral") Returns as a Guest Star
  "Planes, Train and Cars" - The Dunphys are in the market for a new car and Phil makes a spontaneous purchase without Claire. Will he have buyer's remorse? Meanwhile, Jay is determined to get to his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny in tow, and Lily loses her favorite stuffed animal on a public metro train, leaving Mitch and Cam with an inconsolable toddler, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Kevin Hart as Andre, Joseph Bonilla as Leon, Scott Ferrara as Salesman, Joe Rowley as Pilot, Matt Lowe as young guy and Eric Edelstein as mechanic.
  "Planes, Trains and Cars" was written by Paul Corrigan and Brad Walsh, and directed by Michael Spiller.
   

• ABC MISSING: Answers
  WHILE DAX AND VIOLET TRY TO CAPTURE BECCA, SHE LEARNS MORE ABOUT WHO HER REAL ENEMY ULTIMATELY IS, ON ABC'S "MISSING"
  "Answers" -- Giancarlo helps Becca as they race to find Azimoff (guest star Karel Roden, "RocknRolla"), while Dax and Violet (guest star Laura Donnelly, "Merlin," "Dread") try to capture Becca. Meanwhile Becca learns more about who her real enemy ultimately is, on "Missing," THURSDAY, MAY 3 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Location setting for this episode is Vienna, Austria.
  Guest Cast: Keith Carradine as Martin Newman, Gina McKee as Jamie Ortega, Karel Roden as Azimoff and Laura Donnelly as Violet Heath.
  "Answers" was written by Paul Redford and directed by Phil Abraham.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Let the Bad Times Roll
  THE RESIDENTS STRESS OVER THEIR PENDING EXAM RESULTS, AND ARIZONA GETS A VISIT FROM A CHILDHOOD FRIEND, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  Guest Starring Debbie Allen ("Fame") as Dr. Catherine Avery, William Daniels ("St. Elsewhere") As Cristina's Examiner and Jordan Belfi ("Entourage") as Nick
  "Let The Bad Times Roll" - The residents agonize over their oral boards, reliving every answer they gave during their exams; Arizona's close childhood friend comes to Seattle Grace for medical help; the doctors work on a patient who is missing one third of his skull; and Julia asks Mark to start a family with her. Meanwhile Catherine tells Richard that one of his residents has failed, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, MAY 3 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Starring are Debbie Allen as Dr. Catherine Avery, William Daniels as Cristina's examiner and Jordan Belfi as Nick. Other guest cast TBA.
  "Let The Bad Times Roll" was written by Matt Byrne and directed by Kevin McKidd.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Crash and Burn
  WHEN AMANDA TANNER GOES MISSING, OLIVIA CALLS UPON HUCK AND HIS DARK PAST TO FIND HER WHEREABOUTS, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Crash and Burn" - After a commercial plane crashes, taking the lives of all onboard, Olivia Pope and her "gladiators-in-suits" must defend the pilot from media and airline accusations; meanwhile, when Amanda Tanner goes missing, Huck calls upon his dark past to find her whereabouts, and Fitz seeks the help of the Vice President in order to pass key legislation despite their icy relationship, on "Scandal," THURSDAY, MAY 3 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Kate Burton as Vice President Sally Langston, Joshua Malina as David Rosen, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant, Matt Letscher as Billy Chambers, George Newbern as Charlie, Graham Beckel as Hank Tanner, Liza Weil as Amanda Tanner, Brendan Hines as Gideon Wallace, Darren Pettie as Andrew Mackleson, Leslie Grossman as Lisa, Lenora May as Phyllis, Brian Letscher as Tom, Stoney Westmoreland as Hal, and Amanda Fuller as Carly.
  "Crash and Burn" was written by Mark Wilding and directed by Steve Robin.
   

• CBS LOCKHART/GARDNER’S FUTURE HANGS IN THE BALANCE AS TWO OF ITS GREATEST RIVALS TEAM UP, ON THE THIRD SEASON FINALE OF “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  Michael J. Fox Returns as Louis Canning and Martha Plimpton Returns as Patti Nyholm
  "The Dream Team” – Will and Diane scramble when Louis Canning and Patti Nyholm team up to bankrupt the firm. Also, Alicia faces conflicted feelings regarding her relationship with Peter, and Kalinda’s past catches up to her, on the third season finale of THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, April 29 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television. Michael J. Fox returns as Louis Canning and Martha Plimpton returns as Patti Nyholm.
  WRITTEN BY: Corinne Brinkerhoff and Meredith Averill
  DIRECTED BY: Robert King
   

• CBS WHITE HOUSE AND JACKPOT UNCOVER A SECRET WHILE QUESTIONING A MAN WHO THWARTED A BANK ROBBERY, ON "NYC 22," SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  Richard Kind (“Spin City”) Guest Stars as Geoff, a Bystander Who Stops a Bank Robbery
  “Thugs and Lovers” — White House and Jackpot uncover a secret while questioning a man who thwarted a bank robbery. Meanwhile, Kenny’s authoritative father, Deputy Inspector Jack McLaren, comes to the 22nd Precinct, and Lazarus meets up with the Shannon bar thug, on NYC 22, Sunday, April 29 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: David Rambo
  DIRECTED BY: Martha Mitchell
   

• CBS MARSHALL FREAKS OUT WHEN HE REALIZES THE BABY IS COMING SOON, ON "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, APRIL 30
  "Good Crazy" — When Lily and Marshall have a baby shower, Marshall starts to panic after realizing the baby is coming soon. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin come to terms with their relationship and Barney takes Marshall on a road trip, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April 30 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF A TWO-NIGHT CROSSOVER EVENT WITH “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SAM AND CALLEN TEAM UP WITH DANNY AND CHIN HO IN HAWAII TO TRACK DOWN A SUSPECT WHO IS THREATENING TO RELEASE A DEADLY VIRUS INTO THE POPULATION, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, APRIL 30
  From “NCIS: Los Angeles,” Chris O’Donnell Guest Stars as Special Agent G. Callen and LL COOL J Guest Stars as Special Agent Sam Hanna
  “Pa Make Loa*” – Five-0 and the NCIS: Los Angeles task force team up in Hawaii when there’s a suspect on the loose who is threatening to release a deadly virus into the population, on HAWAII FIVE-0, in the first episode of a two night crossover event with NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Monday, April 30 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. The conclusion will be broadcast on NCIS: LOS ANGELES Tuesday, May 1 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT). From “NCIS: Los Angeles,” Chris O’Donnell guest stars as Special Agent G. Callen and LL COOL J guest stars as Special Agent Sam Hanna.
  (*Pa Make Loa is Hawaiian for “Touch of Death”)
  WRITTEN BY: Tara Butters and Michele Fazekas
  DIRECTED BY: Bryan Spicer
   

• CBS THE STAKES ARE HIGH WHEN A SOCIALITE MANHATTAN MOTHER HIRES MAX AND CAROLINE TO SERVE CUPCAKES AT HER DAUGHTER’S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, APRIL 30
  “And The Big Buttercream Breakthrough” – Max’s babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach’s socialite friend aren’t perfect, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, April 30 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michelle Nader
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS AFTER ALAN SUFFERS A MINOR HEART ATTACK, CHARLIE’S GHOST PAYS A VISIT TO HIS HOSPITAL BEDSIDE, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, APRIL 30
  Academy Award Winner Kathy Bates Guest Stars As Charlie’s Ghost
  “Why We Gave Up Women” – After Alan suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie’s ghost pays a visit to his hospital bedside, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, April 30 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Academy Award winner Kathy Bates guest stars as Charlie.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn
  TELEPLAY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS MIKE IS SURPRISED WHEN HIS DAD COMES TO TOWN EARLY TO ATTEND HIS BACHELOR PARTY, ON "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, APRIL 30
  "Bachelor/Bachelorette" — When Mike’s dad comes to town early for his son’s bachelor party, Peggy decides she should attend Molly’s bachelorette bash, and proceeds to turn it into a raucous affair, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, April 30 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins and Julie Bean
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS AN EXPLOSION ON A U.S. NAVY SHIP HAS NCIS LEADING AN INVESTIGATION THAT THREATENS NAVY PERSONAL AND PROPERTY AROUND THE WORLD, ON "NCIS," TUESDAY, MAY 1
  Joel Gretsch Guest Stars as NCIS Special Agent Stan Burley
  “Playing With Fire” – The NCIS investigation of a fire on a Navy vessel reveals evidence that elevates security at all U.S. Navy facilities worldwide. Meanwhile, DiNozzo and Ziva travel to Italy when an explosive device is found hidden on a Navy ship, on NCIS, Tuesday, May 1 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Joel Gretsch (“V”) guest stars as NCIS Special Agent Stan Burley.
  WRITTEN BY: George Schenck and Frank Cardea
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS IN THE CONCLUSION OF A TWO-NIGHT “HAWAII FIVE-0” AND “NCIS: LOS ANGELES” CROSSOVER EVENT, CALLEN, SAM, DANNY AND CHIN HO TRAVEL TO THE MAINLAND ON THE HEELS OF A SUSPECT CARRYING A DEADLY VIRUS, ON "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, MAY 1
  Scott Caan Guest Stars as Hawaii Five-0 Detective Sergeant Danny Williams and Daniel Dae Kim Guest Stars as Hawaii Five-0 Detective Lieutenant Chin Ho Kelly
  "Touch of Death" – The joint NCIS: Los Angeles and Hawaii Five-0 task force travel from Hawaii to Los Angeles, when the lead suspect in the case moves to the mainland with a deadly virus in tow, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, May 1 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Scott Caan guest stars as Hawaii Five-0 Detective Sergeant Danny Williams and Daniel Dae Kim guest stars as Hawaii Five-0 Detective Lieutenant Chin Ho Kelly.
  WRITTEN BY: Michele Fazekas, Tara Butters and R. Scott Gemmill
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS CARRIE’S GREATEST NEMESIS FRAMES HER FOR HIS OWN MURDER, ON “UNFORGETTABLE,” TUESDAY, MAY 1 ON CBS
  “Endgame” – When Walter Morgan turns up dead, Carrie must locate his killer while deflecting attention from the prime suspect – her – on UNFORGETTABLE, Tuesday, May 1 (10:00 – 11:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Jim Adler
  DIRECTED BY: Jean DeSegonzac
   

• CBS WHEN A SERIAL MURDERER IS EXECUTED, A COPYCAT EMERGES IN OKLAHOMA, AND THE BAU TEAM MUST ACT SWIFTLY, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 2
  Mackenzie Astin (“The Facts of Life”) Guest Stars as Shuttle Driver Dylan Kohler
  “Divining Rod” – After a notorious serial killer is executed, a copycat begins murdering women in the same Oklahoma town and in the same fashion, and the BAU team must act fast before more victims are found. Also, Prentiss gets nervous at the thought of a major real estate purchase, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, May 2 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Mackenzie Astin (“The Facts of Life”) guest stars as shuttle driver Dylan Kohler.
  WRITTEN BY: Bruce Zimmerman
  DIRECTED BY: Doug Aarniokoski
   

• CBS A BOMB KILLS AN OFF-ROAD RACE TRUCK DRIVER MID-RACE, SENDING THE CSI TEAM TO THE SITE TO INVESTIGATE, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 2
  “Dune and Gloom” – When a bomb kills an off-road race truck driver mid-race, the CSI team is called on the scene to investigate why, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, May 2 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Hunt
  WRITTEN BY: Tom Mularz
   

• CBS WHEN NASA MOVES UP HOWARD’S MISSION, HE MUST FACE HIS FEARS – AND BERNADETTE’S DAD, ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, MAY 3
  “The Launch Acceleration” – NASA reschedules Howard’s mission, putting the wedding plans in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Leonard says something surprising to Penny in the bedroom, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, May 3 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Jim Reynolds
  TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady, Steve Holland and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS JEFF HURTS ADAM’S FEELINGS WHEN HE PLANS AN EVENING ALONE WHILE AUDREY AND JEN SEE A CONCERT, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, MAY 3
  "Meat Wars" – When Audrey and Jen makes plans to see a concert, Jeff makes solo plans and excludes Adam, whose feelings are hurt, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, May 3 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Lance Whinery
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS FINCH TRIES TO PROTECT REESE FROM THEIR LATEST POI MISSION, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MAY 3
  “Many Happy Returns” – It’s Reese’s birthday, and Finch gifts him with a day off – especially when he realizes that The Machine’s latest number is sure to revive painful memories, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, May 3 (9:00 – 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Erik Mountain and Jonathan Nolan
  TELEPLAY BY: Erik Mountain
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Toye
   

• CBS LISBON RECONNECTS WITH HER FORMER FIANCE WHILE INVESTIGATING THE MURDER OF A SURFER, ON “THE MENTALIST,” THURSDAY, MAY 3
  “So Long, and Thanks for All the Red Snapper” — While investigating the murder of a surfer, Lisbon reconnects with her former fiancé, Kenny Johnson, who she hasn’t seen in over a decade. Also, Cho questions his decision to be in a relationship with Summer, on THE MENTALIST, Thursday, May 3 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Ashley Gable
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Long
   

• CBS THE CSIs ARE CALLED TO A BROOKLYN HOUSING PROJECT TO INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN WHO STILL FELT THE PULL OF HIS OLD NEIGHBORHOOD, ON “CSI: NY,” FRIDAY, MAY 4
  Lee Thompson Young (“Rizzoli & Isles”) Guest Stars as Kelvin Moore, the Murder Victim
  "Unwrapped" — The CSIs are called to a Brooklyn housing project to investigate the murder of a successful businessman who still felt the pull of his old neighborhood, on “CSI: NY,” Friday, May 4 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: John Dove and Christopher Silber
  DIRECTED BY: Deran Serafian
   

• CBS DANNY AND JACKIE INVESTIGATE THE SUSPICIOUS DEATH OF A HIGH-ROLLING INVESTOR AND A HIT IS PUT OUT ON JAMIE, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, MAY 4
  Frank Whaley ("Pulp Fiction") Guest Stars as Mickey Heller, A Bad Cop Turned Private Eye
  "Collateral Damage" — Danny and Jackie investigate the suspicious death of a high-rolling investor who sustained injuries in a fight, yet his hands are unmarked by trauma. Also, Frank places Jamie under house arrest when the Sanfinos put out a hit on “Jimmy Riordan,” on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, May 4 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Frank Whaley ("Pulp Fiction") guest stars as Mickey Heller, a bad cop turned private eye.
  WRITTEN BY: Kevin Wade and Thomas Kelly
  DIRECTOR: Ralph Hemecker
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 30, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, APRIL 30 NEW EPISODE!
  “GOSSIP GIRL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Raiders of the Lost Art” (TV-14, LS) (HDTV)
  ELIZABETH HURLEY AND DESMOND HARRINGTON GUEST STAR — Chuck (Ed Westwick), Nate (Chace Crawford), Blair (Leighton Meester), Serena (Blake Lively) and Lola (guest star Ella Rae Peck) team up to uncover what they think is an explosive secret between Diana (Elizabeth Hurley) and Jack (guest star Desmond Harrington). Meanwhile, Dan (Penn Badgley) is offered a prestigious fellowship in Rome for the summer. Matthew Settle also stars. Bart Wenrich directed the episode written by Jake Coburn (#522).
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 30 NEW EPISODE!
  “HART OF DIXIE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Race & the Relationship” (TV-PG) (HDTV)
  WADE ASKS ZOE TO BE HIS TEAMMATE FOR THE BLUEBELL BATTLE — Wade (Wilson Bethel) signs up for the Bluebell Battle in hopes of winning the five thousand dollar prize, but when he strikes out finding someone to be his race partner, he must swallow his pride and ask Zoe (Rachel Bilson). Meanwhile, Rose (McKaley Miller) is jumping for joy when Frederick Dean (guest star Drew Koles) finally asks her out on a date, and George (Scott Porter) and Lemon (Jaime King) meet with Reverend Mayfair (guest star Peter Mackenzie) to discuss their relationship issues. Cress Williams and Tim Matheson also star. Ron Lagomarsino directed the episode written by Alex Katsnelson (#120).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MAY 1 NEW EPISODE!
  “90210” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “’Tis Pity” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  BILLY RAY CYRUS GUEST STARS — Navid (Michael Steger) suspects that Liam (Matt Lanter) and Silver (Jessica Stroup) hooked up so he decides to confront Liam on the red carpet of a movie premiere. Annie (Shenae Grimes) and Caleb (guest star Robert Hoffman) fight their attraction to one another but finally give into temptation. Meanwhile, Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) has been hired to plan the wedding of an heiress and discovers she knows the groom a little too well, and Austin (guest star Justin Deeley) enlists his dad, Judd Ridge (guest star Billy Ray Cyrus) to be help launch Adrianna’s (Jessica Lowndes) country career. Gillian Zinser and Tristan Wilds also star. Harry Sinclair directed the episode written by Scott Weinger (#422).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MAY 1 NEW EPISODE!
  “THE L.A. COMPLEX” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Do Something” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  CITY OF DREAMS — A struggling Abby (Cassie Steele) is given the chance to make some big cash as long as she’s willing to “play the part.” Raquel (Jewel Staite) decides she’s not going to wait by the phone any longer and starts pushing to get a movie made where she can play the lead. Alicia’s (Chelan Simmons) not having any luck with her dancing auditions so she takes a different approach by attending a party with a D-list actor (guest star Aaron Abrams “Rookie Blue”). Meanwhile, after presenting an impressive demo at the studio, Tariq (Benjamin Charles Watson) is offered the chance to produce a track with the infamous rapper Kaldrick King (Andra Fuller). However, Tariq quickly realizes that this new role won’t be easy. Martin Gero directed the episode written by Aaron Abrams (#102).
  Re-runs on Wednesday
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 3 NEW EPISODE!
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Before Sunset” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  A DAY WITHOUT A VAMPIRE — Klaus acts on his intentions to leave town with Elena (Nina Dobrev), but finds resistance from a surprising new enemy. Bonnie (Kat Graham) calls on Abby (guest star Persia White) to help her with a difficult spell. As events spiral out of control, Elena is determined to protect Caroline (Candice Accola), Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) enlist Tyler’s (Michael Trevino) help, while Bonnie and Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) take a terrifying risk to make sure her spell is effective. Damon and Stefan have a surprisingly candid conversation about the future. Chris Grismer directed the episode with story by Charlie Charbonneau & Daphne Miles and teleplay by Caroline Dries (#321).
  The Vampire Diaries --The Last Four Episodes of the season
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MAY 3 NEW EPISODE!
  “THE SECRET CIRCLE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Prom” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  PROM NIGHT IN CHANCE HARBOR — It's Prom night in Chance Harbor and after Adam (Thomas Dekker) uncloaks a crystal hidden in the school, Blackwell (guest star Joe Lando) tells Cassie (Britt Robertson) she can use her dark magic to find it. When Cassie follows this advice, it leads her to a dangerous discovery. Meanwhile, Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) invites Jake (Chris Zylka) to Prom, despite the fact that he stood her up two years earlier. Adam, Diana (Shelley Hennig), Cassie and Melissa (Jessica Parker Kennedy) finally make it to Prom but when they lose the crystal to Eben, they end up in a life and death situation. Meanwhile, Dawn (Natasha Henstridge) attempts to stop Blackwell, who casts a deadly spell on Charles (Gale Harold). Alex Zakrzewski directed the episode written by Holly Henderson & Don Whitehead (#121).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MAY 4 NEW EPISODE!
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Dead Drop” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  RYAN TELLS NIKITA IT’S TIME TO INVOLVE THE CIA — When it looks like Percy’s (Xander Berkeley) nuclear weapons plan is getting out of control, Ryan (guest star Noah Bean) suggests they go to the Director of the CIA, Morgan Kendrick (guest star Brian Howe), for help. Nikita (Maggie Q) is vehemently opposed to the plan and is surprised when Michael (Shane West) takes Ryan’s side. Tensions escalate when Nikita is proven right after they discover Kendrick has a link to Percy. Meanwhile, Sean (Dillon Casey) is shot by Percy’s men, shaking Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) to the core. Aaron Birkhoff also stars. Michael Robison directed the episode written by Kalinda Vazquez (#221).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MAY 4 NEW EPISODE!
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  "Reading is Fundamental” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  CASTIEL AWAKENS FROM HIS COMATOSE STATE — Meg (guest star Rachel Miner) calls Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Sam (Jared Padalecki) and tells them Castiel (guest star Misha Collins) is awake and talking. Meanwhile, a teenager named Kevin (guest star Osric Chau) gets hit by a bolt of lightening and is turned into a reluctant prophet. Sam and Dean believe Kevin holds the key to defeating the Leviathans but must fight off two Archangels who want him for their own purposes. The episode was written and directed by Ben Edlund (#721).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND RELIVES HIS FRATERNITY DAYS ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX
  First of Two All-New Episodes Tonight
  It’s Homecoming Weekend at Cleveland’s alma mater, so he volunteers to accompany Roberta on a college visit as an excuse to relive his crazy college days. But when Cleveland’s fraternity chapter gives him a less-than-brotherly welcome, Roberta comes to the rescue and discovers a bright future in higher education. Meanwhile, Rallo helps Cleveland Jr. learn to sleep without his beloved stuffed animal in the all-new "B.M.O.C." episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 29 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-317) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BART TRIES TO MAKE VACATION LAST FOREVER ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX
  Treat Williams (“Everwood”) Guest-Stars
  When Bart sees a commercial for the ultimate cruise, he begs his parents for a family vacation. Low on cash, the only way they can go is if each family member sells one valuable. Once they’re away, Bart is determined to make the vacation last forever. So he comes up with a plan to make sure they never have to return home in the all-new “A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2312) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Treat Williams as himself; Steve Coogan as Rowan Priddis
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY GETS BOB IN TROUBLE ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX
  Linda’s sister Gayle joins the family ski trip. But before she does so, she picks up a heavily medicated Bob from Dr. Yap, the family dentist. When Bob mistakes Gayle for Linda and kisses her, Gayle falls for Bob. So Bob turns to Dr. Yap for help in the all-new “Dr. Yap’” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-207) (TV-14 D, L, V)
   

• SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  STEWIE MEETS HIS MATCH ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX
  Cate Blanchett (“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”) Guest-Voices
  Stewie becomes smitten when he meets a girl who happens to be the female version of himself. Meanwhile, Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to a new level in the all-new “Mr. & Mrs. Stewie” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 29 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-917) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Cate Blanchett as Penelope
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  ONLY A MIRACLE CAN SAVE CLEVELAND JR. ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX
  Darren Criss (GLEE) and Fergie (“Black Eyed Peas”) Make Guest Voice Appearances
  Second of Two All-New Episodes Tonight
  Devout church choir girl Vanessa (guest voice Fergie) catches Cleveland Jr.’s eye, and he eagerly volunteers to go on a church trip to be in her good graces. Vanessa’s fellow choir member, Hunter (guest voice Criss), confronts him for going to church for the wrong reasons, but the tables turn when Vanessa winds up being a handful for the boys. Meanwhile, Donna’s ex-boyfriend returns home from Iraq and discovers that she is married in the all-new "Jesus Walks" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 29 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-320) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Darren Criss as Hunter; Fergie as Vanessa
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 30
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A CENTURY-LONG FAMILY FEUD TURNS DEADLY ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 30, ON FOX
  Ryan O’Neal Guest-Stars
  When a corpse is found in the middle of the woods, the team links the victim to two families that have been feuding for almost a century. Brennan and Booth interrogate a family member with a shocking confession that leads them to a motive for the victim’s murder. Meanwhile, Brennan has a difficult time accepting her father’s (guest star O’Neal) offer to babysit their infant daughter because of his unpredictable presence in her own childhood in the all-new “The Family in the Feud” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-711) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; William Sanderson as Norbert Mobley; MacKenzie Mauzy as SueBob Mobley; Ezra Buzzington as Ephraim Babcock; Rebecca Tilney as Connie Babcock; Joe Adler as Junior Babcock; Tico Wells as Dennis Timmons; J.P. Manoux as Man; Lewis T. Powell as Cop
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 30
  --“HOUSE”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM TREATS A YOUNG GIRL WITH A GENETIC CONDITION ON AN ALL-NEW "HOUSE" MONDAY, APRIL 30, ON FOX
  Episode Directed by Hugh Laurie
  Jessica Collins (“The Young and the Restless”) Guest Stars
  When the team takes on the case of Emily, a six-year-old girl who has numerous preexisting health problems, they must work with her mother Elizabeth (guest star Jessica Collins), who happens to be doctor herself, specializing in her daughter’s condition. The team must also deal with the battles raging between Emily’s mother and father who have conflicting views on how to handle her health issues. When searching the family’s home for clues to Emily’s illness, the team realizes that Elizabeth‘s determination to cure her daughter could be the very thing that is killing her. Meanwhile, House and Wilson take a little vacation in the all-new “The C-Word” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, April 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-819) (TV-14, D L)
  Guest Cast: Jessica Collins as Elizabeth; Chris L. McKenna as Simon; Rachel Eggleston as Emily; Art Chudabala as Dr. Michael A. Kondo; Patrick Price as Nurse Jeffrey; Gabriel Suttle as John Taylor; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 1
  --“GLEE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S TIME TO SHINE ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” TUESDAY, MAY 1, ON FOX
  Whoopi Goldberg (“The View”) and NeNe Leakes (“The Real Housewives of Atlanta”) Guest-Star
  Rachel and Kurt finally get their chance to audition for the New York Academy of the Dramatic Arts. Meanwhile, Puck makes a decision about his future after a meeting with his father in the all-new “Choke” episode of GLEE airing Tuesday, May 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-318) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans; Damian McGinty as Rory Flanagan; Dot Marie Jones as Coach Bieste; Vanessa Lengies as Sugar Motta; Samuel Larsen as Joe Hart; NeNe Leakes as Coach Roz Washington; Whoopi Goldberg as Carmen Tibideaux; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Lauren Potter as Becky; Thomas Calabro as Mr. Puckerman.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 1
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE GANG FEARS THAT JESS AND NICK MAY GET BACK WITH THEIR EXES ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MAY 1, ON FOX
  Justin Long, Mary Elizabeth Ellis and Phil Hendrie Guest Star
  When Jess and Nick run into their exes Paul (guest star Justin Long) and Caroline (guest star Mary Elizabeth Ellis), the gang fears they both may “backslide” into romantic relationships. Meanwhile, Schmidt desperately tries not to get aroused as he deals with a delicate medical issue, Winston suffers the consequences of a wild night out with his boss (guest star Phil Hendrie) and Cece brings Schmidt to a nursing home to meet her grandmother (guest star Madhur Jaffrey) in the “Backslide” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, May 1 (9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-123) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Justin Long as Paul; Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Caroline; Phil Hendrie as Joe Napoli; Madhur Jaffrey as Nana; Jack Carter as Burt; Angela McEwan as Marjorie; Melissa Tang as Jenn; Jack Axelrod as Charlie
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MAY 1
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS ACCOMPANIES NICK TO A WEDDING ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MAY 1, ON FOX
  Katie Cassidy (“Gossip Girl”), Mary Elizabeth Ellis (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) and Natasha Lyonne (“American Reunion”) Guest-Star
  The guys are invited to a wedding of a mutual friend. Nick, fearful he will run into his ex-girlfriend Caroline (guest star Ellis), asks Jess to be his date. Meanwhile, Winston takes his role as an usher very seriously and gets competitive on the dance floor with a young guest. Schmidt not only catches the eye of a beautiful woman (guest star Cassidy), but also his “frenemy” Gretchen (guest star Lyonne) with whom he hooks up at every wedding reception in the “Wedding” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, May 1 (9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-105) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Natasha Lyonne as Gretchen; Katie Cassidy as Brooke; Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Caroline; Armaan Juneja as Jimmy
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MAY 3
  --“TOUCH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MARTIN REUNITES A WOMAN WITH HER MOTHER AND TWIN SISTER ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” THURSDAY, MAY 3, ON FOX
  Following numbers from Jake, Martin helps reunite a French woman with her biological mother and twin sister, then he attempts to find the person responsible for their estrangement. In the meantime, a superstitious young Italian woman is fretting when her astronaut husband loses contact with earth in the all-new “Zone of Exclusion” episode of TOUCH airing Thursday, May 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-108) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as Martin Bohm; David Mazouz as Jake Bohm; Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Clea Hopkins
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MAY 4
  --“THE FINDER”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  WALTER IS ASKED TO FIND A VOODOO DOLL FOR THE MOB ON AN ALL-NEW "THE FINDER" FRIDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX
  Nestor Serrano (“The Day After Tomorrow”) Guest-Stars
  Xavier Obispo (guest star Serrano), a mob boss in Miami, asks Walter to find a voodoo doll he is convinced was created to be used against him. Willa and Walter, a non-believer in witchcraft, visit a witch who is annoyed by the fact that Walter does not take her art seriously, but decides to help them find the person that could have created the doll, leading them to a surprising participant in the mob boss’ situation. Meanwhile, Isabel and Miami Det. Curtis Gillespie (guest star Chris Tardio) risk their lives while investigating a gang fight at a funeral linked to Xavier in the all-new “Voodoo Undo” episode of THE FINDER airing Friday, May 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-111) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Nestor Serrano as Xavier Obispo; Chris Tardio as Det. Curtis Gillespie; Mike Starr as Benny Famosa; Jose Pablo Cantillo as Luis Obispo; Lorraine Toussaint as La Bruja; Arthur Darbinyan as Russian Priest; Michael Des Barres as Icepick; Shani Pride as Eliana Obispo
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MAY 4
  --“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  WALTER REVISITS HIS PAINFUL PAST ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE” FRIDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX
  A mysterious Fringe event causing people to spontaneously combust forces Walter to revisit his painful past while the Fringe team faces off against David Robert Jones to save the world, or worlds, in the all-new “Brave New World, Part 1 of 2” episode of FRINGE airing Friday, May 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-421) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Jared Harris as David Robert Jones; Rebecca Mader as Jessica Holt
   

• NBC "HARRY'S LAW" "AND THE BAND PLAYED ON"
  04/29/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : HARRY, ADAM AND PHOEBE DEFEND A COLLEGE MARCHING BAND CHARGED WITH MURDER WHILE TOMMY REPRESENTS A MAN WHO CLAIMS HE WAS HARASSED BY AN UNLIKELY PERSON – Harry (Kathy Bates) and Adam (Nate Corddry) agree to help Phoebe (Justine Lupe) in a complicated case where an entire college marching band is being charged with murder after a hazing ritual goes wrong leaving a student dead. Elsewhere, Tommy (Christopher McDonald) enlists the help of Cassie (Karen Olivo) and Oliver (Mark Valley) to represent a man who claims he was sexually assaulted by a woman.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "TECH"
  04/30/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : "Bombshell" moves to Boston. Ivy (Megan Hilty) faces trouble as Derek (Jack Davenport) finds himself drawn ever closer to Rebecca Duvall (special guest Uma Thurman), while Karen (Katharine McPhee) reaches a turning point -- she must choose between Dev (Raza Jaffrey) and the show. Eileen (Anjelica Huston) faces off against Julia (Debra Messing) over the possible return of Michael Swift (Will Chase). Sam (Leslie Odom, Jr.) brings Tom (Christian Borle) into the biggest battle of all -- family dinner.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "FATHER DEAREST"
  05/02/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : DR. HUANG (BD WONG) REUNITES WITH THE SVU SQUAD TO TRACK DOWN A TWISTED SEDUCER OF YOUNG WOMEN. JAMES VAN DER BEEK AND ERIC CLOSE GUEST STAR.
  Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) investigate the disappearance of a teenaged girl after her young brother calls 9-1-1. While Fin (Ice-T) and Rollins (Kelli Giddish) look into a possible abduction, they discover the girl had been searching for her biological father, an anonymous sperm donor. The investigation takes a startling turn when a suspect is found to be targeting several young, vulnerable women, all with the same personal connection. But the suspect isn’t what he seems, and Dr. Huang (Wong) must delve into his past to save the women. Guest Starring Eric Close and James Van Der Beek. Also starring Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch.) Re-runs on Saturday.
   

• NBC "30 ROCK" "QUEEN OF JORDAN 2: THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM POOPER"
  05/03/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : "QUEEN OF JORDAN" TAKES OVER "TGS". SHERRI SHEPHERD AND MARY STEENBURGEN GUEST STAR.
  The launch of Angie Jordan's (Sherri Shepherd) new clothing line brings "Queen of Jordan" back to "TGS", but the cameras focus on Jack (Alec Baldwin) when news about his wife, Avery, forces him to confront his feelings for Diana (guest star Steenburgen). Meanwhile, Liz (Tina Fey) finds herself in a feud with the reality show’s youngest cast member.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "COURSE LISTING UNAVAILABLE"
  05/03/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : THE STUDY GROUP GRAPPLES WITH AN UNTIMELY DEATH — As the study group comes to terms with the death of a beloved classmate, Jeff (Joel McHale) easily adjusts, while Britta (Gillian Jacobs) acts as grief counselor to the rest, employing what she’s learned in her psychology class. Meanwhile, Chang (Ken Jeong) is on a mission to increase his policing powers at the school and when the memorial service disintegrates into a riot, he seizes the opportunity to take more control over campus security. Chevy Chase, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alison Brie, Donald Glover and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "TURF WAR "
  05/03/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : WHO GETS ALL THE CLIENTS LEFT BEHIND— Andy (Ed Helms) takes a break from flambéing cherries and composing rock operas to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback. When Robert (two-time Emmy winner James Spader) drunkenly shuts down a nearby branch, Jim (John Krasinski) and Dwight (Rainn Wilson) join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton’s uglier sister city. Chris Bauer guest stars. Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson, Ellie Kemper, Zach Woods, and Catherine Tate also star.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "BUS TOUR "
  05/03/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE'S LAST STAND -- PAUL RUDD ("KNOCKED UP") GUEST STARS. Leslie (Amy Poehler) goes on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign, and is caught off guard when an important person in Pawnee passes away. Meanwhile, Andy (Chris Pratt) susses out a security threat, and Chris (Rob Lowe) finds an unlikely cure for his depression. Rashida Jones, Nick Offerman, Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, Adam Scott, Retta, and Jim O'Heir also star.
   

• NBC "AWAKE" "SLACK WATER"
  05/03/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : SELLING OUT – LAURA INNES (‘ER,’ ‘THE EVENT’) GUEST STARS -- Detective Britten (Jason Isaacs) and Bird (Steve Harris) look into what appears to be a case of gang violence, but clues from his other reality force him to look a little closer. Meanwhile, Hannah (Laura Allen) uses her intuition to talk through a tough situation with Rex’s (Dylan Minnette) girlfriend Emma (Daniela Bobadilla). Later, Captain Harper (guest star Laura Innes) finds herself having to take back a promise and Detective Vega (Wilmer Valderrama) is planning Britten’s going away party.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "HAPPILY EVER AFTERMATH"
  05/04/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : THE CLASSIC CINDERELLA TALE TAKES A VERY DARK TURN -- Nick (David Giuntoli) and Hank (Russell Hornsby) are called to investigate the mysterious death of a wealthy matriarch, after her stepdaughter loses everything in a Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) does some digging into the mysterious death of Nick’s parents in an effort to help him find closure. Silas Weir Mitchell, Sasha Roiz and Reggie Lee also star.
   

• NBC The Firm "CHAPTER SIXTEEN"
  05/05/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : TBA
   

• NBC LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'
  May 5 Eli Manning/Rihanna
   

• USA Network Don't Miss the Final Three Episodes of USA's IN PLAIN SIGHT April 20, April 27 and May 4 Fridays 10/9c on USA.

NON-FICTION

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS: 2219
  31 BABY FARTS IN 27 SECONDS, AND TOM PLAYS "TOO FAR, TOO SHORT, JUST RIGHT," ON ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2219" - This week's highlights include "31 Baby Farts in 27 Seconds"; a package of kids saying hilarious things, including a boy who's upset because he misses George Washington; a kid with a very funny reaction during a slingshot amusement park ride; and Tom playing "Too Far, Too Short, Just Right" and "Name that Sound," on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, APRIL 29 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS Air Date: Monday, April 30, 2012
  Time Slot: 8:00 PM-10:01 PM EST on ABC
  Episode Title: (#1407) "Episode 1407"
  ABC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE FOR BROADCAST WEEK OF APRIL 30, 2012
  MONDAY, APRIL 30 (8:00-10:01PM) DANCING WITH THE STARS: 1407
  LIVE TOMORROW 8|7c & TUESDAY 9|8c
  The competition heats up
  Who will you be rooting for this Monday on the dance floor?
  Dancing With The Stars - Team Pages
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 313
  THE INVENTOR OF ROLLERBLADES HOPES THE SHARKS FLY WITH HIS ELEVATED MONO-RAIL BIKE SYSTEM, AND A WOMAN'S DREAM COULD COME TRUE IF SHE CAN STRIKE A DEAL WITH HER FASHION FORWARD FOOTWEAR, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 313" - The inventor of Rollerblades hopes to get investment money to put toward his newest invention, an elevated mono-rail bike system. An amazing story from a Rochester, NY businesswoman who hopes her dream comes true and strikes a deal for her innovative shoe accessories that can turn any shoe into a boot. A man from Buena Park, CA must convince the Sharks that there is a market for a custom made air mattress that fits in the back of a pickup truck; and a fashion designer from Dallas, TX has over a billion reasons the Sharks should see the value in his customized cruiser bikes that can be designed on an interactive website. There is a follow-up on Ladera Ranch, California's Shelly Ehler and her ShowNo, a unique towel design that provides coverage when changing out of a swimsuit in public places, which Lori Greiner invested in during Season 3, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, MAY 4 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC Friday, May 04, 2012
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
  TBA
   

• ABC Friday, May 04, 2012
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20
  TBA
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 305
  ENTREPENEURS ENTER THE SHARK-INFESTED WATERS OF ABC'S "SHARK TANK" WITH VARIED PITCHES THAT INCLUDE UNIQUE BODY JEWELRY, A RENT-A-GRANDMA BUSINESS AND FOUR BROTHERS' ORGANIC SKINCARE PRODUCTS
  "Episode 305" - Unique body jewelry created by two San Francisco-based sisters has already found a celebrity following; now they want the Sharks to get on board. A father from Bristol, PA claims that his movable training apparatus is the only device that simulates a closeout basketball defender. Four brothers from St. Petersburg, FL hope to welcome the Sharks to their family with their organic skincare product. A man from Calabasas, CA hopes the Sharks will welcome experience over youth and buy into his Rent-A-Grandma business. Also, a follow up story from Season One's Pork Barrel BBQ and their owners, Heath Hall and Brett Thompson from Alexandria, VA, after making a deal with Barbara, on "Shark Tank," SATURDAY, MAY 5 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/19/12)
   

• CBS 60 Minutes Sunday
  Ex-CIA chief defends waterboarding of al Qaeda leader
  Former Clandestine Service head Jose Rodriguez defends "enhanced interrogation techniques" and questions the drone strike policy. Watch Lesley Stahl's interview on Sunday, April 29 at 7 p.m. ET/PT.
  Read Story
  Hooked: Why it's not so easy to "just say no"
  The head of the National Institute on Drug Abuse shows Morley Safer why it's not so easy to just say no to drugs or food. Watch Safer's report on Sunday, April 29 at 7 p.m. ET/PT. Read Story
  Christians of the Holy Land
  The exodus from the Holy Land of Palestinian Christians could eventually leave holy cities like Jerusalem and Bethlehem without a local Christian population. Bob Simon reports. Read Story
  60 Minutes Overtime: The last Christian village in the Holy Land
   

• CBS TEAMS SPRINT THROUGH INDIA, WHERE ONE DETERMINED RACER POWERS THROUGH PAIN IN THE WAKE OF A PHYSICAL MISSTEP, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  Editor's note: The end time for this episode has been changed.
  “I Need Hair To Be Pretty (Cochin, India)” – One determined Racer powers through pain in the wake of a physical misstep, and teams pull out all of the bells and whistles for a larger than life challenge, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, April 29 (8:00-9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Phil Keoghan is host.
   

• CBS CASTAWAYS GET EMOTIONAL WHEN THEY SHARE A TENDER MOMENT WITH THEIR LOVED ONES, ON "SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 2
  "It’s Gonna Be Chaos" — Walls come down when the Tikiano tribe shares an emotional moment with their loved ones, and one castaway’s decision creates animosity amongst wounded tribe members, on SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD, Wednesday, May 2 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Friday May 4
  Undercover Boss "Fast Signs"
  (All New!, HD) TBA
   

• CBS Saturday May 5
  10:00 pm - 11:00 pm
  48 Hours Mystery TBA
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 NEW EPISODE!
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “Barney Cheng” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE WOMEN HEAD ABROAD — The final six women head to Macau, where they get a reading from an astrologer and are challenged with re-creating their auras through fashion and beauty. At the photo shoot, the models have to pose in exquisite silk gowns, while accessorized with silkworms crawling on their bodies. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge Barney Cheng as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1809).
   

• GET OBSESSED WITH DISCOVERY FIT & HEALTH
  -- New Series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Premieres Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT -
  (New York, NY) - Discovery Fit & Health is putting the intricate relationship between a mother and daughter under the microscope in the new series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT. The six episode docu-series will give an intimate, heart-warming and sometimes shocking look into the lives of moms and daughters who are anything but ordinary.
   Therapy Session - May 3 at 10 PM ET/PT
  Obsession ruins lives and destroys relationships...and when obsession enters a household it can rip families apart. Any activity, no matter how small, can become an obsession if left unchecked. When a person is so preoccupied with something that it is all consuming, dominates their daily life and becomes more important than personal relationships...obsession has taken hold. In the final episode My Mom Is Obsessed, using examples from our moms and daughters in crisis, the expert therapists demonstrate how to free a family from the grips of obsession and bring peace back into the household.
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, MAY 2
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE SINGING HOPEFULS PERFORM LIVE ONCE AGAIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, ON FOX
  The remaining IDOL hopefuls perform LIVE once again to impress the judges and the nation. After the performances, it is up to America to vote for their favorites to keep them in the competition. Tune in to see who performs the best in the all-new “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, May 2 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1138/39) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MAY 3
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER SINGING HOPEFUL IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, MAY 3, ON FOX
  It’s that time when another singing hopeful is voted off of the competition. Tune in to see which finalist is eliminated after America’s vote is revealed LIVE in the all-new “1 Voted Off” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, May 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1138/39A) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 5
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s UFC coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: COPS returns this summer.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—UFC ON FOX—(8:00 PM-CC ET live/5:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS “UFC ON FOX” LIVE FROM EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ SATURDAY, MAY 5, ON FOX
  UFC on FOX is live from the Izod Center in East Rutherford, NJ, with a quadruple header headlined by lightweight contenders Nate Diaz (15-7-0) and Jim Miller (21-3-0) going five rounds to get one step closer to a title shot. The remaining main card bouts include heavyweights Pat Barry (7-4-0) vs. Lavar Johnson (16-5-0); welterweight contenders Josh Koscheck (19-5-0) vs. Johnny Hendricks (12-1-0); middleweights Rousimar Palhares (23-3-0) vs. Alan Belcher (16-5-0). Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg have the call on UFC ON FOX #3 airing Saturday, May 5 (8:00 PM-CC ET live/5:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (SP-1239) (n/a)
   

• NBC Dateline COMING UP ON “DATELINE”
  Sunday, April 29 at 7p/6c
  Reported by Natalie Morales, “Dateline’s” powerful 4-week series My Kid Would Never Do That continues with an episode on Cheating. Experts say cheating in schools is an epidemic, but most parents think their kid would never do it. From using cell phones to look up answers on a quiz to changing scores in an athletic drill, parents watch to see if their kids will be tempted to cheat. The report features insight and advice from Rosalind Wiseman, noted author of “Queen Bees and Wannabees” and an expert on teen ethics and behavior.  Preview
  And on Monday, April 30 at noon ET, Natalie Morales will be joined by Rosalind Wiseman, noted author of “Queen Bees and Wannabees”, National PTA President Betsy Landers, Mommyblogger @dooce (a.k.a. Heather Armstrong) whose book “Dear Daughter: The Best of the Dear Leta Letters” is available now, and the co-producers of Dateline’s My Kid Would Never Do That franchise who will offer their behind-the-scenes insights, and preview next Sunday's finale.
   

• NBC ‘THE VOICE’ SEMIFINALS ARE SET AS CHEESA AND MATHAI ARE ELIMINATED
  The Top 8 Semifinalists Will Perform Monday, April 30 (8-10 PM ET)
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – April 25, 2012 – Last night on NBC’s “The Voice” Elimination Show, the following artists were eliminated in the Quarterfinal round of competition:
  Team Adam – Mathai @mathaimusic
  Team CeeLo – Cheesa @CheesyFbaby
  They join Phillip Andrew “Pip” @pip_andrew (Team Adam) and James Massone @JamesMassone (Team CeeLo) who were dismissed by their coaches in a dramatic instant elimination on this past Monday’s Performance Show.
   

• NBC FOUR DESIGNS ARE PURCHASED BY AMERICA’S TOP RETAILERS: MACY’S, H&M AND SAKS FIFTH AVENUE ON NBC’S 'FASHION STAR'
  Ronnie Escalante, Kara Laricks, Luciana Scarabello and Orly Shani Impress the Retailers in Last Night’s Episode of “Fashion Star”
  UNIVERSAL CITY—April 24, 2012--Last night on NBC’s “Fashion Star,” the remaining designers were paired off with celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos who then chose what each of them would construct for the week. Four designers were successful in creating garments that America’s top three retailers: Macy’s, H&M and Saks Fifth Avenue were interested in purchasing. The celebrity mentors helped guide Ronnie Escalante, Kara Laricks, Luciana Scarabello and Orly Shani in constructing their winning creations, which are available online and in stores now. The series, hosted and executive produced by Elle Macpherson, continues the search for America’s “Fashion Star” in next week's episode airing Tuesday, May 1 10-11 p.m. ET when the designers are tasked with creating a brand campaign for their collections.
  Macy's buyer Caprice Willard purchased a gown from San Francisco designer Ronnie Escalante.
   

• NBC THE SEASON 13 WINNER IS REVEALED AND THE CONTESTANTS SHOW OFF THEIR INCREDIBLE WEIGHT-LOSS TRANFORMATIONS IN NBC’S EXCITING, MUST-SEE LIVE FINALE OF “THE BIGGEST LOSER” AIRING TUESDAY, MAY 1 , 8:00-9:00 P.M. ET
  Contestants Reveal Their Combined Weight Loss of Over 1800 Pounds
  Plus, the Winner of First Lady Michelle Obama’s PALA Challenge is Also Announced
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – April 26, 2012 – The most dramatic season in “Biggest Loser” history comes to a close as the contestants reunite and show off their amazing transformations, and the season 13 winner is revealed in the must-see live finale airing Tuesday, May 1 (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) on NBC.
  It’s been an action-packed season for “The Biggest Loser” contestants, from surfing in Hawaii with real-life “Soul Surfer” Bethany Hamilton to revealing their makeovers to loved ones – and First Lady Michelle Obama -- at the White House, where they also got to work out with Mrs. Obama in the show’s first-ever White House workout. Now it’s down to the last weigh-in, and three finalists are left to compete for the grand prize of $250,000 – brother and sister team Jeremy and Conda Britt (Rockford, Michigan) and former professional wrestler Kim Nielsen (Roswell, Georgia).
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE"
  "JINGLE ALL THE WAY HOME"
  04/29/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE CELEBRITIES GET MUSICAL AS THEY ARE TASKED WITH CREATING AND PERFORMING A 90-SECOND JINGLE TO PROMOTE GOOD SAM’S ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE PROGRAM
  The teams are tasked with writing and performing a new jingle for Good Sam. It’s déjà vu for one team, whose Project Manager struggles with a power-usurping teammate. On the other team, a mutiny results in some of the season’s biggest fireworks when the team hijacks the task away from the Project Manager. It all comes down to the performances, and the celebrities must sing their hearts out to get the win. In the Boardroom, one team is declared the victor, and Mr. Trump sends another celebrity packing. Boardroom advisors: Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr
   

• NBC "THE VOICE"
  "LIVE SEMI-FINAL PERFORMANCES"
  04/30/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : THE TOP EIGHT ARTISTS FACE OFF IN THE SEMI-FINALS – In the semi-final phase of the competition, the final two members of coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton's teams perform during a live broadcast. Only one of them will move forward and represent their coach in the finale for the chance to be named "The Voice." Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER 13"
  "EPISODE 18"
  05/01/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : "THE BIGGEST LOSER" REVEALED IN EXCITING SEASON FINALE – In this must-see, exciting live finale, the contestants from this season return for a special reunion and a chance to weigh in one last time – and show America how much weight they’ve all lost since beginning their weight-loss journeys. Those who have been eliminated will compete for the $100,000 "at home" prize. Then it’s the moment viewers have been waiting for, when one of the three finalists will be named this season’s "Biggest Loser" and win the coveted grand prize of $250,000! Alison Sweeney hosts the series, and trainers Bob Harper and Dolvett Quince also star.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE"
  "LIVE SEMI-FINAL ELIMINATIONS"
  05/01/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE FINAL FOUR VOCALISTS ARE REVEALED – At last, coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton will have their best artists left standing to compete in the live finale. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR"
  "WHAT'S YOUR CAMPAIGN?"
  05/01/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : REMAINING DESIGNERS FORMULATE THEIR BRAND—The designers are tasked with creating a brand campaign for their collections. Celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos work directly with the designers to provide insight into what makes a successful imaging campaign. One designer gets criticized for using their own likeness while another designer completely ignores Simpson’s advice. The contestants that do not get bids from the retailers and fail to impress the celebrity mentors will find themselves facing elimination. The winning designs will be available online immediately and in stores the following day. Elle Macpherson hosts and executive produces the series.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS"
  "EPISODE 6"
  05/02/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : Betty White’s posse of senior pranksters is back on the streets, pulling outrageous pranks on the younger generation. This week, two nuns try an innovative approach to raising money for breast awareness, a man decides to make his own alterations on a shirt he likes in a store, and an old man escapes blame for insulting a security guard. Also, one prankster enlists a friendly stranger to help secure his car – with tape, and another helps himself to someone else’s meal at a restaurant. As star of the series, the delightful Betty White shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS"
  05/02/2012 8:30 PM EPISODE 7 (TV-14)
  Betty White’s posse of senior pranksters is back on the streets, pulling outrageous pranks on the younger generation. As star of the series, Betty shares her comical pearls of wisdom, entertains viewers with funny sketches between the pranks, and this week, gets a visit from actor Rob Schneider, hoping to land a different kind of role. Also this week, a prankster tries out the food samples she’s supposed to be giving out to customers, a widow tries to enlist two young girls in fulfilling her late husband’s last request, and a waitress offers a customer something he won’t find on the menu. Plus, one prankster borrows a girl’s cell phone for a long distance – and long-winded – call to France, and a man has an extreme reaction to a young girl talking too loudly on her cell phone.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "050212"
  05/02/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : TBA
   

• NBC "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "RASHIDA JONES"
  05/04/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : RASHIDA JONES UNCOVERS HER MATERNAL FAMILY HISTORY FROM MANHATTAN TO EASTERN EUROPE -- Rashida Jones strongly identifies with both her African American and Jewish heritage, but knows very little about her mother’s roots. She was close to her grandmother, who was originally from Ireland, but had little details on her life before marrying her grandfather. In New York, Rashida uncovers the answers to her grandmother’s missing years and interesting life in Manhattan. As her journey continues, a trip to Ireland reveals new information that lead to her family’s origins in Eastern Europe.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2133"
  05/04/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : TBA
   

• NBC "ESCAPE ROUTES" "EPISODE 6"
  05/05/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : LIVE FINALE – Six teams of two participate in a unique road trip competition series with real world challenges. In this challenge, teams will drive themselves to Las Vegas. The winners will be revealed during the finale. Rossi Morreale hosts.
   

• "TV LAND AWARDS" 10th ANNIVERSARY TO BE HOSTED BY KELLY RIPA ARETHA FRANKLIN TO RECEIVE MUSIC ICON AWARD
  Star-Studded Event Returns To New York City, Taping Saturday, April 14th And Airing Sunday, April 29th
  New York, NY - March 5, 2012 - The "TV Land Awards 2012," honoring classic television, film and music icons, will return to New York City and be hosted by Kelly Ripa (nationally syndicated talk show "LIVE! With Kelly"), it was announced today by Larry W. Jones, president, TV Land. Ripa previously hosted the show in 2007. Celebrating its 10th anniversary this year, the awards show will honor powerhouse songstress Aretha Franklin with the Music Icon Award and will be held at the Lexington Avenue Armory at Gramercy Park on Saturday, April 14th. The "TV Land Awards 2012" will air on Sunday, April 29th at 9:00pm ET/PT. More honorees will be announced in coming weeks.
  "We are ecstatic to welcome back Kelly as she reprises her role as host of the 'TV Land Awards' this year for our 10th annual celebration," said Jones. "Her energy, enthusiasm and love of television make her the perfect person to lead the evening on the occasion of our 10th Anniversary."
  Update: TUNE IN TO TV LAND SUNDAY, APRIL 29 AT 9PM ET/PT FOR THE "TV LAND AWARDS" 10TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION
  Kelly Ripa Hosts!
  Honorees Include:
  LAVERNE & SHIRLEY - Fan Favorite Award
  Penny Marshall, Cindy Williams, Michael McKean, David Lander
  ONE DAY AT A TIME - Innovator Award
  Valerie Bertinelli, Bonnie Franklin, Mackenzie Phillips, Pat Harrington, Glenn Scarpelli, Richard Masur
  PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE - Pop Culture Award
  Paul Reubens
  ARETHA FRANKLIN - Music Icon Award

RERUNS

• ABC Saturday, May 05, 2012
  9:00 PM-11:00 PM HANCOCK (5/5)
  all about Hancock
  A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image. "Hancock" airs as the "ABC Saturday Movie of the Week" on SATURDAY, MAY 5 at 9pm ET/PT, on the ABC Television Network. (COLUMBIA) WILL SMITH
  starring Will Smith. Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman and Atticus Shaffer
   

• CBS THE NCIS RACES SEVERAL FOREIGN SECURITY AGENCIES TO FIND A MISSING BLACK BOOK CONTAINING WORLDWIDE SECRETS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, MAY 5
  "Deliverance" — Hetty and the NCIS team continue to search for an elusive book that has the attention of several foreign security agencies on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, at a special night and time, Saturday, May 5 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/23/10.)
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military and Shane Brennan
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS REESE AND FINCH HAVE TO SAVE A PROMISING YOUNG DOCTOR WHOSE NUMBER HAS COME UP, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, MAY 5
  “Cura Te Ipsum” – Reese and Finch surveil their latest POI, Dr. Megan Tillman, while she’s on call after-hours to unravel the threat surrounding the promising young physician, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Saturday, May 5 (9:00 – 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/13/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Denise Thé
  DIRECTED BY: Charles Beeson
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 29
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BART GOES INCOGNITO AS A GUERRILLA GRAFFITI ARTIST ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX
  Street Artists Shepard Fairey, Ron English, Kenny Scharf and Robbie Conal Make Guest Voice Appearances
  In order to get back at his dad, Bart goes undercover as a graffiti street artist and plasters Homer’s unflattering image all over Springfield. But one night, Bart and Milhouse get caught in the act by established street artists Shepard Fairey, Ron English, Kenny Scharf and Robbie Conal (guest voicing as themselves), and to Bart’s surprise, they invite him to exhibit his satirical artwork in his very own gallery show. Meanwhile, a hip, new health food superstore opens in Springfield that threatens to put Apu and the Kwik-E-Mart out of business in the “Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 29 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2309) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Shepard Fairey as himself; Ron English as himself; Kenny Scharf as himself; Robbie Conal as himself
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 5
  **TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**--“THE FINDER”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  WALTER SHERMAN IS ENLISTED TO FIND A MISSING FATHER ON “THE FINDER” SATURDAY, MAY 5, ON FOX
  Brett Davern (“Awkward”) and Musician John Fogerty Guest-Star
  After recovering one of John Fogerty’s (guest-starring as himself) beloved guitars, Iraq veteran Walter Sherman helps a teenage boy (guest star Davern) locate his missing father, a military pilot and war hero whose plane vanished after embarking on an undisclosed mission. Walter turns to Deputy U.S. Marshal Isabel Zambada for insider information about the missing colonel. Meanwhile at the Ends of the Earth Bar, owner Leo and Walter keep a watchful eye on Willa, a teenager on parole from juvenile detention and employed at the bar as part of her probation, in the “An Orphan Walks into a Bar” episode of THE FINDER airing Saturday, May 5 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-101) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Toby Hemingway as Timo Proud; Amy Aquino as Cristina Farrel; Brett Davern as Cooper Allison; Roy Werner as Lt. Colonel Nick Allison; Eltony Williams as Lt. Sam Royce; Patrick Robert Smith as NTSB Investigator; Michael Gambino as Thug #1; Eric Thomas Wilson as Thug #2; Richard Augustine as Burly Man; John Fogerty as himself
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MAY 5
  —“NEW GIRL”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JESS VOLUNTEERS FOR MOTHERHOOD ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MAY 5, ON FOX
  Jeanne Tripplehorn (“Big Love”) and FOX Sports’ Michael Strahan Guest-Star
  Jess babysits Russell’s pre-teen daughter for the weekend and meets his ex-wife (guest star Tripplehorn). Then, Schmidt and Cece panic when they think she’s pregnant. Also, Nick’s new girlfriend may be too young and Winston discovers his new boss is a big baby in the “Kids” episode of NEW GIRL airing Saturday, May 5 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-121) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Katrina Bowden as Holly; Sophie Kargman as Lindsey; Jessica Herman as Lena; Rebecca Reid as Olya; Sasha Neboga as Masha; Rekefet Abergel as Claire
  

OTHER

• CBS GRAMMY® AWARD WINNER CARRIE UNDERWOOD TO PERFORM “LIVE ON LETTERMAN” WEBCAST, MONDAY, APRIL 30
  Performance to Precede the Release of Her New Album, Blown Away
  CBS Interactive Music Group’s award-winning concert webcast series, LIVE ON LETTERMAN, will showcase country music superstar and multiple GRAMMY® Award winner Carrie Underwood in a live webcast concert from the world-famous Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City, Monday, April 30 (8:00 PM, ET/5:00 PM, PT).
  Underwood will play music from throughout her career, including her newest single, “Good Girl,” from the forthcoming release, Blown Away, which hits stores May 1, the day after her webcast performance. The LIVE ON LETTERMAN franchise, which has surpassed 100 million views to date, has been host to some of the most established bands and musicians across the globe, staged in an intimate and dynamic setting for worldwide followers to enjoy.
   

• NBC SNL FINISHES OUT THE SEASON WITH THREE BACK TO BACK SHOWS
  May 5 - Eli Manning/ Rihanna; May 12 - Will Ferrell/ Usher; May 19
  New York, NY – April 27, 2012 – SNL announces the first two of three shows finishing out their 37th season. Eli Manning will make his SNL hosting debut on May 5th. The New York Giants quarterback led his team to victory in Super Bowl XLVI, in which Manning won Most Valuable Player honors and also set a new Super Bowl record with nine consecutive completions to start the game.
  Rihanna will return to the SNL stage for her third appearance as musical guest. The six-time Grammy-award winner’s latest album, “Talk That Talk” was released in November, and she can next be seen in the feature film, “Battleship.”
  On May 12, former SNL cast member Will Ferrell returns to studio 8H for his third time as host. Ferrell was last seen in the telenova comedy, “Casa de Mi Padre” and can next be seen in “The Campaign,” due out August 10 with Zach Galifianakis.
  Usher makes his third musical guest appearance alongside Ferrell. The seven-time Grammy-award winner’s seventh studio album, “Looking for Myself,” is due out June 12th and is already enjoying massive reaction to its number one lead single “Climax” and his just released "Scream."

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: The Return
  MR. GOLD ATTEMPTS TO UNCOVER AUGUST'S TRUE IDENTITY, AND RUMPLESTILTSKIN AGREES TO LET HIS SON FIND A WAY TO TAKE AWAY HIS EVIL POWERS AND TURN HIM BACK INTO THE LOVING FATHER HE ONCE WAS, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  "The Return" - Mr. Gold attempts to uncover the true identity of August, Emma confronts Regina about her involvement in Kathryn's disappearance, and David tries to apologize and reconcile with Mary Margaret. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, Rumplestiltskin agrees to comply and do whatever it takes if his son can find a way for him to safely give up his powers and turn back into the loving man he used to be, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, APRIL 22 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are David Anders as Dr. Whale, Anastasia Griffith as Kathryn/Abigail, Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior/Blue Fairy, Meghan Ory as Ruby/Red, Giancarlo Esposito as Sidney/Magic Mirror, Beverley Elliott as Granny, Dylan Schmid as Baelfire, Conner Dwelly as Morraine, Greyston Holt as Jim/Frederick, Gabe Khouth as Mr. Clark/Sneezy, Michael Coleman as Happy, Mig Macario as Bashful, Jarod Joseph as Billy, Christina Gooding as mute maid and Michael Roberds as donkey driver.
  "The Return" was written by Jane Espenson and directed by Paul Edwards.
   

• ABC HALLMARK HALL OF FAME: Firelight
  ACADEMY AWARD WINNER CUBA GOODING JR. STARS IN HALLMARK HALL OF FAME'S "FIRELIGHT" FOR ABC
  Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding Jr. ("Jerry Maguire," "Radio") stars in a new Hallmark Hall of Fame film, "Firelight," premiering SUNDAY, APRIL 22 (9:01-11:00, ET) on the ABC Television Network. Darnell Martin (Hallmark Hall of Fame's "Lost Valentine") directs from a script by Ligiah Villalobos ("Under the Same Moon").
  Cuba Gooding Jr. plays Dwayne Johnson ("DJ"), a counselor at a youth correctional facility. The incarcerated girls and young women come from troubled - often violent -- backgrounds. Many of them belong to gangs and have been involved with illegal drugs - as users and/or dealers. In the words of DJ, "They come in [here] so broken...These are girls who've been abused and objectified their whole lives."
  Salvation for many of the young women comes when they join an elite band of volunteers who battle forest fires, build hiking trails in remote areas and assist during natural disasters. The volunteers have to survive several weeks of rigorous training, they have to be in peak physical condition and have to learn how to work as a team, often in life-threatening situations.
   

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: Money Becomes King
  JULES AND GRAYSON NEED TO MAKE SOME GROWN UP DECISIONS, ON ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  "Money Becomes King" - Jules and Grayson can't see eye to eye when it comes to joining their finances, but they're both going to have to make some sacrifices if they actually want to get married -- and that is not going to be easy. Meanwhile, Laurie's Krazy Kakes business is doing surprisingly well, and Travis convinces her to make some grown up decisions of her own, on "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, APRIL 24 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest stars include Nicole Sullivan as Lynn Mettler, Robert Clendenin as Tom and Briga Heelan as Holly.
  "Money Becomes King" was written by Ryan Koh and directed by Michael McDonald.
   

• ABC ON ABC'S PRIVATE PRACTICE (4/24)
  PETE AND VIOLET ENTER COUNSELING, AND AMELIA SHUTS DOWN EMOTIONALLY, ON ABC'S "PRIVATE PRACTICE"
  "And Then There Was One" - Pete and Violet enter marriage counseling to help patch up their relationship; Amelia shuts down emotionally and avoids her peers upon hearing some devastating news; Addison adjusts to the new man in her life, and Charlotte and Cooper struggle with Mason when he refuses to speak to them. Meanwhile, Violet becomes suspicious of the sister of one of her patients, on "Private Practice," TUESDAY, APRIL 24 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "And Then There Was One" was written Jennifer Cecil and Elizabeth J.B. Klaviter and directed by Tom Verica.
   

• ABC DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23: Parent Trap...
  CHLOE IS BARELY RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF, LET ALONE ANYTHING - OR ANYONE - ELSE, ON ABC'S "DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23"
  Kiernan Shipka ("Mad Men") Makes a Cameo Appearance, and Nora Dunn ("Saturday Night Live") Guest Stars
  "Parent Trap..." - Type-A June is operating at her highest potential when she lands a demanding internship, juggles two jobs and adds on more responsibilities. But she meets her match when she's tasked with cleaning up one of Chloe's incredibly irresponsible, half-baked ideas. Meanwhile, James is psyched to have landed a classic body-swap movie, co-starring the talented Kiernan Shipka, and dives head first into the research, on "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Kiernan Shipka as Kiernan Shipka, Nora Dunn as Joyce Berman, Kerris Dorsey as Molly, Ray Ford as Luther, Jennie Pierson as Pepper, Misha Gonz-Cirkl as Michelle, Bill Doyle as Director and Thomas Lommel as producer.
  "Parent Trap..." was written by Sally Bradford McKenna and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Justice
  EMILY LEARNS THE IDENTITY OF THE MAN WHO MURDERED HER FATHER, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Justice" - Whether or not she intended it to happen, Victoria's pawns are caught in the middle of an insidious cover-up and have to pay the ultimate price when Emily discovers the identity of the mysterious man who murdered her father. Meanwhile, Declan's testimony marks the beginning of the end of his relationship with a self-destructive Charlotte, on "Revenge," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast: James Purefoy as Dominik Wright, Courtney B. Vance as Benjamin Brooks and Veronica Cartwright as Judge Elizabeth Hawthorne.
  "Justice" was written by Liz Tigelaar & Sallie Patrick and directed by Bobby Roth.
   

• ABC MISSING: A Measure of a Man
  BECCA MUST RECALL DETAILS OF A TRAUMATIC FORMER CASE TO PROVE HER INNOCENCE NOW, ON ABC'S "MISSING"
  "Measure of a Man" -- Becca is forced to recall details of a traumatic former case in order to prove her innocence now. Meanwhile, Michael goes to new lengths to protect himself and Oksana, on "Missing," THURSDAY, APRIL 26 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Location setting for this episode is Vienna, Austria.
  Guest Cast: Keith Carradine as Martin Newman, Gina McKee as Jamie Ortega and Laura Donnelly as Violet Heath.
  "Measure of a Man" was written by Dana Greenblatt & Gregory Poirier and directed by Phil Abraham.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Moment of Truth
  THE RESIDENTS SET OFF FOR A TEST THAT WILL MAKE OR BREAK THEIR CAREERS, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  Guest Starring Debbie Allen ("Fame") as Catherine Avery
  "Moment of Truth" - After eight years of practice, the residents head to San Francisco for their oral boards; sparks fly between Catherine and Richard when they bump into each other at the hotel; Bailey intervenes after Owen and Teddy get into a heated argument about their young car crash patient; and Mark tries to recruit Lexie for one of his cases. Meanwhile, Alex feels guilty for being away from the hospital when Tommy's health begins to fail, on Grey's Anatomy, THURSDAY, APRIL 26 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Debbie Allen as Catherine Avery. Other guest cast TBA.
  "Moment of Truth" was written by Zakiyyah Alexander and directed by Chandra Wilson.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Enemy of the State
  ONE-TIME FRIENDS BECOME ENEMIES, AS OLIVIA POPE AND CYRUS BEENE HEATEDLY DISAGREE ON THE AMANDA TANNER CASE, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Enemy of the State" - After the Amanda Tanner case takes a shocking turn, one-time friends Olivia and Cyrus take heated, opposing viewpoints, and Cyrus tries to help in investigating the personal lives of Olivia and her associates. Meanwhile Olivia and her team help a dictator locate his wife and children who have been allegedly kidnapped, and Quinn goes out with a reporter seeking information, on "Scandal," THURSDAY, APRIL 26 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Joshua Malina as David Rosen, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant, Matt Letscher as Billy Chambers, Liza Weil as Amanda Tanner, Brendan Hines as Gideon Wallace, Leland Orser as Sanders, Dan Bucatinsky as James, Jose Zuniga as General Florez and Valerie Cruz as Carolina.
  "Enemy of the State" was written by Richard E. Robbins and directed by Michael Katleman.
   

• AMC "Mad Men" Next Episode: Far Away Places
  Peggy is rattled by a particularly difficult pitch. Don visits a potential client. Promo
   

• CBS ALICIA REPRESENTS A JUDGE WHO IS IN DANGER OF BEING DISBARRED, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, APRIL 22
  “The Penalty Box” – Alicia defends a judge against misconduct charges stemming from his days as a prosecutor. Meanwhile, Cary makes a career decision and Kalinda deals with the repercussions of Agent Delaney’s investigation, on “THE GOOD WIFE,” Sunday, April 22 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television.
  TELEPLAY BY: Robert King, Michelle King and Ted Humphrey
  STORY BY: Julia Wolfe
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Zinberg
   

• CBS WHEN A DRUG DEALER’S HOUSE IS FIREBOMBED, LAZARUS AND TONYA TRY TO PREVENT RIVAL GANGS FROM MOVING IN ON THE TERRITORY, ON "NYC 22," SUNDAY, APRIL 22
  “Firebomb” — During the rookies’ first midnight duty, Lazarus and Tonya try to stop rival gangs from moving in after a drug dealer’s house is firebombed. Meanwhile, Jackpot and Ahmad are shadowed by a rap star who is playing a cop in an upcoming movie, on NYC 22, Sunday, April 22 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Talicia Raggs
  DIRECTED BY: Felix Alcala
   

• CBS WOLOWITZ’S WEDDING PLANS ARE IN JEOPARDY AFTER THE GUYS THROW HIM A BACHELOR PARTY, ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  Wil Wheaton Returns as a Party Guest
  “The Stag Convergence” – Bernadette reconsiders marrying Howard after learning about his sexual history, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 26 (8:00 - 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Wil Wheaton returns as a party guest.
  STORY BY: Bill Prady, Steve Holland and Eric Kaplan
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Jim Reynolds
  DIRECTED BY: Peter Chakos
   

• CBS JEFF HAS A HARD TIME COMING UP WITH FIVE NICE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT AUDREY, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  "The Five Things" — Jeff is stumped when Audrey asks him to come up with five nice things to say about her. Meanwhile, Russell pushes Timmy to serenade a woman he’s fallen for, and Jennifer and Adam are shocked when they mistakenly get Audrey and Jeff’s bank statement, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, April 26 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Dan Kopelman
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS THE MACHINE’S LATEST NUMBER PLACES REESE UNDERCOVER WITH AN ARMORED TRUCK CREW, AND BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF HIS LAST CIA MISSION, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  “Matsya Nyaya” – The Machine’s latest mark puts Reese undercover as part of an armored truck crew, a case that brings back memories of his last CIA mission and painful decisions he was forced to make, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, April 26 (9:00 – 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Ray Utarnachitt
  DIRECTED BY: Kevin Bray
   

• CBS JANE AND THE CBI INVESTIGATE WHEN A YOUNG MAN IS BURNED TO DEATH OUTSIDE A CABARET FEATURING FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, ON “THE MENTALIST,” THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  Samaire Armstrong (“Dirty Sexy Money”) Returns as Summer,
  Cho’s Informant/Girlfriend
  “Ruby Slippers” - Jane and the CBI try to find the killer of a man found outside a cabaret featuring female impersonators. During the investigation they discover a list of suspects, all of whom bullied the victim, on THE MENTALIST, Thursday, April 26 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Daniel Cerone
  DIRECTED BY: Kevin Hooks
   

• CBS A WAVE OF BRUTALITY THREATENS A SMALL NEW YORK CITY COMMUNITY WHEN A BODY IS FOUND DISMEMBERED AND STRATEGICALLY LEFT OUT ON FOUR STREET CORNERS, ON “CSI: NY,” FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  Molly Burnett (“Days of Our Lives”) Guest Stars as Molly Byrne, The Daughter of the Victim
  "Sláinte" — A wave of brutality threatens a small New York City community when a body is found dismembered and strategically left out on four street corners, on “CSI: NY,” Friday, April 27 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Sarah Byrd
  DIRECTED BY: Christine Moore
   

• CBS DANNY AND JACKIE MUST PROTECT A KEY WITNESS IN A MOB TRIAL AFTER THEY UNCOVER A LEAK IN THEIR TASK FORCE, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  "Working Girls" — Danny and Jackie are assigned to protect a key witness in a Russian mob trial, but when an attempt is made on her life, they realize there is a leak on the task force. Meanwhile, Erin is offered a job as deputy mayor, which would have her working directly with her father, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, April 27 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Ian Biederman
  DIRECTOR: James Whitmore Jr.
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 23, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET)
  Please Note:
  • Scotty McCreery guest stars on “HART OF DIXIE” on April 23 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
  • The Season Premiere of “THE L.A. COMPLEX” will air on Tuesday, April 24 (9:00-10:00 p.m.) with an encore airing Wednesday, April 25 (8:00-9:00 p.m.)
  TUESDAY, APRIL 24 SERIES PREMIERE
  “THE L.A. COMPLEX” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Down in LA” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SIX YOUNG PERFORMERS PURSUE THEIR DREAMS IN HOLLYWOOD — Broke and desperate, aspiring actress Abby (Cassie Steele) finds a place to crash at “The Lux” Motel in L.A. Here, she meets a group of like-minded displaced dreamers; Raquel (Jewel Staite), a former teen star who needs another chance, Alicia (Chelan Simmons), a tenacious dancer who gets so close in every audition, Tariq (Benjamin Charles Watson), an intern/go-fer trying to get noticed in the competitive hip-hop world, Nick (Joe Dinicol), a struggling comedian who has no luck with women and Connor (Jonathan Patrick Moore), the strikingly handsome Australian actor who has just landed a series. The episode was written and directed by Martin Gero (#101).
  Repeats on Wednesday (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  Generic - Series Premiere Tuesday, April 24 Amazing Preview
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 23
  “GOSSIP GIRL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Despicable B” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)
  ELIZABETH HURLEY, BILLY BALDWIN AND NEW YORK SOCIAL DIARY’S DAVID PATRICK COLUMBIA GUEST STAR — Blair (Leighton Meester) feels like her Upper East Side status might be slipping away and devises a plan to assure that doesn’t happen. Meanwhile, Lily (Kelly Rutherford) throws a family gathering – including William (guest star Baldwin), Carol (guest star Sheila Kelly) and Lola (guest star Ella Rae Peck) – in an attempt to prove the van der Woodsen family is as united as ever. Finally, Nate (Chace Crawford) digs into Diana’s (guest star Hurley) past and is surprised by what he discovers. Blake Lively, Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick, Kaylee DeFer and Matthew Settle also star. New York Social Diary’s David Patrick Columbia appears in the episode as himself. David Warren directed the episode written by Austin Winsberg (#521).
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 23
  “HART OF DIXIE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Destiny & Denial” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER SCOTTY MCCREERY (“AMERICAN IDOL”) PERFORMS “THE TROUBLE WITH GIRLS” / SCOTT PORTER PERFORMS “JAMBALAYA” — After a wild night of partying, Wade (Wilson Bethel) wakes up with a massive hangover, an uninvited houseguest and no memory of what happened the night before. Meanwhile, George (Scott Porter) takes an unplanned roadtrip to New Orleans, and Lemon (Jaime King) finally confesses her troubles to her father, Brick (Tim Matheson). In the episode, Scotty McCreery performs “The Trouble With Girls” during a pivotal scene between Zoe (Rachel Bilson) and George, and Scott Porter performs “Jambalaya.” Cress Williams also stars. David Paymer directed the episode written by executive producer Leila Gerstein (#119).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 24
  “90210” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Bride and Prejudice” (TV-14, D) (HDTV)
  RUNAWAY BRIDE — Naomi’s (AnnaLynne McCord) friends worry that she is rushing to get married, so Naomi and P.J. (guest star Nick Zano) decide to throw a small party so everyone can get to know him. Austin (guest star Justin Deeley) returns to Los Angeles and offers to be Adrianna’s (Jessica Lowndes) new manager, suggesting she give country music a try. Caleb (guest star Robert Hoffman) is concerned Ivy (Gillian Zinser) might not be emotionally stable, while Annie (Shenae Grimes) finally admits to Caleb that she is falling for him. Meanwhile, Silver (Jessica Stroup) feels conflicted about her feelings for Navid (Michael Steger) who is back in town. Matt Lanter and Tristan Wilds also star. Sanaa Hamri directed the episode written by William H. Brown (#421).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Do Not Go Gentle” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  WHAT THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER — Alaric (Matt Davis) finds an unexpected ally to guide him on his dangerous new path, while Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Meredith (guest star Torrey Devitto) try to figure out what their next move should be. At the school’s 1920s Decade Dance, Bonnie (Kat Graham) asks Jamie (guest star Robert Ri’chard) to go with her and, at Caroline’s (Candice Accola) suggestion, Elena (Nina Dobrev) asks Stefan (Paul Wesley) to be her date. Caroline is pleasantly surprised when Tyler (Michael Trevino) shows up at the dance determined to sweep her off her feet, but Klaus (Joseph Morgan) does his best to come between them. The dance takes a deadly turn when Damon and Stefan realize they need the help of Matt (Zach Roerig), Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) and especially Bonnie to undo a spell that could prove devastating for everyone. Josh Butler directed the episode written by Michael Narducci (#320). The Last Four Episodes of the season
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  “THE SECRET CIRCLE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Traitor” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE CIRCLE DOES MAGIC TO FIND THE REMAINING CRYSTALS — When a crystal is magically stolen from the abandoned house, the Circle decides it was the traitor witch working with Eben (guest star Sammi Rotibi) so Jake (Chris Zylka) calls for a meeting with Isaac (guest star JR Bourne) to see if they can get him to change sides. Cassie’s (Britt Robertson) loose grasp on her dark magic threatens to destroy any possible alliance when their pursuit of the traitor leads them to the “Creepiest Place on Earth.” Meanwhile, Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) and Jake (Chris Zylka) work together to steal Dawn’s (Natasha Henstridge) crystal, Melissa (Jessica Parker Kennedy) and Adam (Thomas Dekker) pair up and uncover a new magic trick. Meanwhile, a frustrated Diana (Shelley Hennig) reaches out to Charles (Gale Harold) for help. Eagle Egilsson directed the episode written by Roger Grant & Katie Wech (#120).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Shadow Walker” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  NIKITA IS CAPTURED AND TORTURED — Nikita (Maggie Q) convinces a reluctant Birkhoff (Aaron Stanford) to use 20 million dollars of his own money in a plan to trap Percy (Xander Berkeley), but Birkhoff loses it after Percy ends up stealing his entire life savings. Trying to make up for what he lost, Birkhoff hacks into an old network, tripping a trap set by the FBI, which gets him arrested. Division is alerted of his arrest and Percy sends in a team to retrieve him, but Nikita has other plans. Michael (Shane West) and Sean (Dillon Casey) go after Birkhoff’s stolen money while Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) attempts to step into Birkhoff’s shoes. Nick Copus directed the episode written by Kristen Reidel (#220).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  FELICIA DAY (“THE GUILD,” “EUREKA”) GUEST STARS — Dick Roman (James Patrick Stuart) acquires Frank’s hard drive that contains sensitive information about the Winchesters and gives it to an unsuspecting brilliant hacker named Charlie (guest star Day) telling her she has 48 hours to crack the firewall or she is fired. Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) are tipped off that Dick has the hard drive and race to get to Charlie before she breaks the code. Meanwhile, Bobby (Jim Beaver) tries to help the brothers, but his rage towards Dick for killing him starts to get in the way. John MacCarthy directed the episode written by Robbie Thompson (#720).
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 23
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A VICTIM’S INSECURITIES LEAD BRENNAN AND BOOTH TO A MOTIVE FOR MURDER ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 23, ON FOX
  The corpse of a truck company employee is found in the middle of the woods. After the victim’s son is questioned, Booth and Brennan visit his karate class in search of a motive. Back at the lab, Hodgins is going overboard purchasing lab equipment. Then, Booth’s son Parker returns from England and Brennan is apprehensive about how he’ll react to his new baby sister in the all-new “The Warrior in the Wuss” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-710) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Eugene Byrd as Dr. Clark Edision; Ty Panitz as Parker Booth; Evan Helmuth as Karl Singler; Robert Rusler as Hunter Sherman; Amy Stewart as Nicole Cole; Lorenzo Peter Benet as Danny Cole; Peyton Roney as Blake Sherman; Wendy Worthington as Waitress; Roberto Sanchez as Tim Traule; Jeremy Glazer as Ben; Walker Howard as Doug; Nathan Siebring as Tony Cole.
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 23
  --“HOUSE”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM ANALYZES THE SIGNIFICANCE OF DREAMS ON AN ALL-NEW "HOUSE" MONDAY, APRIL 23, ON FOX
  House and the team take on the case of a young boy who has violent dreams of being choked, and then wakes up but still can’t take in air. Meanwhile, Park is having intimate dreams involving co-workers, which causes the team to question whether or not there’s significance to what each of them dreams, and Dominika discovers a secret that could ruin her relationship with House in the all-new “Body & Soul” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, April 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-818) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Karolina Wydra as Dominika Patrova; Riley Lennon Nice as Lue; Samantha Cutaran as Lida; George Kee Cheung as Xang; Ginette Rhodes as Nurse Rebecca; Peyton McDavitt as ICU Nurse; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 24
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: BREAKING IN is preempted tonight.]
  --“GLEE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE NEW DIRECTIONS HONOR A MUSIC LEGEND ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” TUESDAY, APRIL 24, ON FOX
  The glee club pays homage to a true icon when they cover Whitney Houston’s greatest hits. Meanwhile, Emma and Will are one step closer to their dream wedding in the all-new “Dance with Somebody” episode of GLEE airing Tuesday, April 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-317) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina; Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; Heather Morris as Brittany; Harry Shum as Mike Chang and Darren Criss as Blaine Anderson.
  Guest Cast: Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans; Mike O’Malley as Burt Hummel.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 24
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS FEARS SHE LACKS FIERY PASSION WITH RUSSELL ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 24, ON FOX
  Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”), Jeanne Tripplehorn (“Big Love”), Mary Elizabeth Ellis (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) and Kali Hawk (“Bridesmaids”) Guest-Star
  Jess fears she and Russell (guest star Mulroney) don’t share the fiery passion he exhibits with his ex-wife Ouli (guest star Tripplehorn). Meanwhile, Cece is not yet willing to admit her true feelings for Schmidt, so she encourages him to go on a date with one of her Russian model roommates. Then, a down-in-the-dumps Nick channels all of his energy into a new vegetable garden in the all-new “Tomatoes” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 24 (9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-122) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Dermot Mulroney as Russell; Jeanne Tripplehorn as Ouli; Kali Hawk as Shelby; Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Caroline; Rebecca Reid as Nadia
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  --“TOUCH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MARTIN SEARCHES FOR TELLER’S WORKSHOP ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” THURSDAY, APRIL 26, ON FOX
  Martin attempts to find Teller’s mysterious workshop and winds up aiding another professor, Logan, to win big at poker. Meanwhile, a young Italian man creates a viral video to track down the love of his life, whom he only met in passing, and a city slicker who plans to sell off his dead father’s ranch, winds up learning a lesson from a horse that makes him appreciate the rural life his father chose. Then, Martin’s sister-in-law, Abigail Kelsey, visits Clea and Jake at the board-and-care facility, much to Martin’s dismay in the all-new “Noosphere Rising” episode of TOUCH airing Thursday, April 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-107) (TV-14 L)
  Guest Cast: Danny Glover as Arthur Teller; Catherine Dent as Abigail; Eyal Podell as Professor Logan
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  --“THE FINDER”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  WALTER SEARCHES FOR AN INHERITANCE AT THE RACETRACK ON AN ALL-NEW "THE FINDER" FRIDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX
  Isabel’s friend Joyce asks Walter to find the men who murdered her father, a racetrack aficionado. With the help of some horse-whispering, Walter discovers links to an inheritance Joyce was supposed to receive from her father, and to some mysterious men at the track whom Walter suspects are involved in her father’s death. Meanwhile, Willa decides that she wants to apply for college in the all-new “The Inheritance” episode of THE FINDER airing Friday, April 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-112) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Cast: Toby Hemingway as Timo Proud; Mageina Tovah as Joyce Weatherby; Bob McCracken as Stan Weatherby; Chris Browning as Tall Man/Ed Beiderman; James Madio as Short Man/Lazlo Levy; Frank Crim as Fat Man/Gary Anthony Jones; Michael Irby as Dectective Quinones; Maliabeth Johnson as Attractive Woman; Michael Lesly as Bystander; Roderick McCarthy as Policeman
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  --“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CORTEXIPHAN KIDS SURFACE ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE” FRIDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX
  The teams on both sides fight on for a common cause, and there are shocking developments tied to the Cortexiphan children in the all-new “Worlds Apart” episode of FRINGE airing Friday, April 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-420) (TV-14 V)
   

• New HBO comedy VEEP, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus will premiere on April 22, only on HBO! NEW HBO COMEDY SERIES VEEP, CREATED BY ARMANDO IANNUCCI AND STARRING JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS, DEBUTS IN APRIL TRAILER Poster 1 Poster 2
  For more info: http://www.hbo.com/veep
  Armando Iannucci, Frank Rich And Christopher Godsick Executive Produce
  Former senator Selina Meyer was a rising star in her party, a charismatic leader who seemed to have unlimited potential. Some pundits even thought she might even occupy the White House some day. Then she became vice president.
  Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Emmy® winner for “Seinfeld” and “The New Adventures of Old Christine”) stars as Selena Meyer in VEEP, the story of a woman who becomes vice president, only to discover the job is nothing like she expected, but everything she was warned about. Created by Armando Iannucci (Oscar® nominee for co-writing “In the Loop”), the new comedy series kicks off its eight-episode season in April, exclusively on HBO.
  VEEP follows the whirlwind day-to-day existence of Vice President Meyer as she puts out political fires, juggles a busy public schedule and demanding private life, and defends the president's interests, even as she tries to improve her dysfunctional relationship with the chief executive.
  The ensemble cast of the show also includes Tony Hale (“Arrested Development”) as Gary, her right-hand man; Anna Chlumsky (“In the Loop”) as Amy, her chief of staff; Matt Walsh (HBOʼs “Hung”) as Mike, Vice President Meyerʼs weathered spokesperson; Reid Scott (“My Boys”) as Dan, an ambitious political aide; Timothy C. Simons (“Days Together”) as Jonah, a young and somewhat clueless White House liaison; and Sufe Bradshaw (“Overnight”) as Sue, Vice President Meyerʼs executive assistant. In addition to Armando Iannucci, directors include Chris Morris and Tristram Shapeero; other writers besides Armando Iannucci include Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Sean Gray, William Smith, Roger Drew and Ian Martin.
  Armando Iannucci co-wrote and directed the pilot of the series, which he executive produces along with Frank Rich of New York Magazine and Christopher Godsick (“Take the Lead”). Simon Blackwell, who co-wrote the pilot, co-executive produces along with Tony Roche; Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Stephanie Laing produce; consulting producers include Sean Gray, William Smith, Roger Drew and Ian Martin.
   

• NBC Harry's Law
  "BREAKING POINTS"
  04/22/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : HARRY DEFENDS A RUNAWAY JURY MEMBER WHILE ADAM AND PHOEBE JOIN FORCES TO REPRESENT A CASE INVOLVING A REALITY TV STAR COUPLE – Harry (Kathy Bates) represents a rogue juror who ran away from jury duty in the midst of deliberations on a high-profile murder case. With Tommy’s (Christopher McDonald) help, Harry must justify the juror’s flight which led to a costly mistrial for the State. Elsewhere, Phoebe (Justine Lupe) and Adam (Nate Corddry) defend a reality TV show wife after being sued by her dead husband’s family when he commits suicide. Back at the office, Oliver (Mark Valley) and Cassie (Karen Olivo) strive to balance their newfound relationship with the firm’s heavy case-load.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "PUBLICITY"
  04/23/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : Karen (Katharine McPhee) finds herself seduced by the glamorous life of new BFF Rebecca Duvall (special guest star Uma Thurman) -- but can Rebecca be trusted? What will Karen's ascent mean to her relationship with Dev (Raza Jaffrey)? And will Rebecca drive Derek (Jack Davenport) insane? Eileen (Anjelica Huston) introduces new beau Nick (guest star Thorsten Kaye) to ex-husband Jerry (guest star Michael Cristofer), while Julia (Debra Messing) panics when her son Leo (Emory Cohen) goes missing. Megan Hilty and Christian Borle also star.
   

• NBC "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" "SINGLE AND LOVIN' IT"
  04/25/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : CLOSING THE DEAL – Jessica (Jessica St. Clair) gets back into the dating game after receiving a Facebook message from a former crush. However, after things go awry, she takes sage advice from Rav (Stephen Schneider) and ends up at an unusual frat party. Meanwhile, Lennon (Lennon Parham) and Joe (Luka Jones) struggle with finding intimate time together in their new living situation. Daija Owens also stars. Raquel Alessi and Max Carver guest star.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" 04/25/2012 10:00 PM
  STREET REVENGE (TV-14)
  THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT MUST CONTEND WITH A NEIGHBORHOOD VIGILANTE GROUPA string of rapes in West Soho inspires a group of vigilantes to organize against both neighborhood crime and the NYPD. While Reporter Dennis Griscomb (guest star Gavin Lee) takes every opportunity to publicly criticize police efforts, the SVU squad struggles to find a lead in the case until one of the vigilantes is attacked. As the other detectives fight for control over the investigation and angry citizens, Amaro (Danny Pino) is distracted by the suspicion that his wife (guest star Laura Benanti) is seeing another man (guest star Dominic Fumusa.) Also starring Mariska Hargitay (Detective Olivia Benson), Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch), and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins).
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "BASIC LUPINE UROLOGY"
  04/26/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : THE STUDY GROUP’S SCIENCE EXPERIMENT IS SABOTAGED AND THEY GO ON THE OFFENSIVE TO EXPOSE THE CULPRIT – MICHAEL K. WILLIAMS GUEST STARS – When Annie (Alison Brie) discovers the study group’s yam experiment smashed to smithereens on the science lab floor, the group mobilizes to expose the criminal and save their grade. Once Abed (Danny Pudi) and Troy (Donald Glover) think they have located the perpetrator, the group conducts a "trial," with a reluctant Professor Kane (guest star Michael K. Williams) serving as judge. Jeff (Joel McHale) soon realizes, however, that the plot is thicker than anyone suspects. Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Yvette Nicole Brown and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "30 ROCK" "LIVE FROM STUDIO 6H"
  04/26/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : KENNETH (JACK MCBRAYER) TAKES DRASTIC MEASURES TO PROVE WHY TGS SHOULD STAY A LIVE SHOW
  When their Kabletown bosses announce they will no longer pay for TGS to be a live show, Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) and Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) realize their lives will actually be easier if they shoot canned episodes fast and cheap. Only Kenneth the page (McBrayer) objects, urging that nothing can replace the communal experience of live television. He tries to convince the TGS staff to fight for their right to be live by taking them and our audience through a magical look back at the illustrious history of Studio 6H.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "FUNDRAISER"
  04/26/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : ANDY MAKES A SPLASH AT A LOCAL FUNDRAISER—JACK COLEMAN ("Heroes") GUEST STARS-- Unemployed Andy (Ed Helms) crashes a fundraiser for the Senator (guest star Jack Coleman) and winds up adopting twelve disabled dogs. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) discovers that winning an auction means losing money, and Darryl (Craig Robinson) teaches Nellie (Catherine Tate) how to eat a taco. John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, James Spader, BJ Novak, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Creed Bratton, Ellie Kemper, and Zach Woods also star.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "THE DEBATE"
  04/26/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE FINALLY GETS HER DEBATE WITH BOBBY NEWPORT -- PAUL RUDD ("OUR IDIOT BROTHER") GUEST STARS -- DIRECTED BY AMY POEHLER. Leslie (Amy Poehler, who also wrote and directed) goes toe-to-toe with Bobby Newport (guest star Paul Rudd) in their big televised debate. Ann (Rashida Jones), Tom (Aziz Ansari), and Chris (Rob Lowe) work in the media spin room, while Ron (Nick Offerman) goes the extra mile to save a party for Leslie's donors. Chris Pratt, Aubrey Plaza, Adam Scott, Jim O'Heir and Retta also star.
   

• NBC "AWAKE" "GAME DAY"
  04/26/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : THE FINAL SCORE – A big football rivalry captures the attention of the police department, but all bets are off when the final play goes both ways in Detective Britten’s (Jason Isaacs) two realities. In one world a dispute between rival fans leads to a murder in the stadium parking lot and in the other an in-the-red gambler gets burned. Meanwhile, Rex (Dylan Minnette) is suffering from a broken heart. Elsewhere, Vega (Wilmer Valderrama) and Hannah (Laura Allen) are planning a going away party for Britten. BD Wong and Cherry Jones also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "LEAVE IT TO BEAVERS"
  04/27/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : A LONG STANDING FEUD COMES TO LIGHT AND NICK TAKES STEPS TO UNLEASH HIS INNER GRIMM -- DAVID ZAYAS ("DEXTER") GUEST STARS -- As Nick (David Giuntoli) delves into the trailer’s weapons cabinet and his inner Grimm, the investigation of a dead construction worker leads him into a long standing conflict in the creature world. Sensing an unfamiliar threat, the suspect takes it upon himself to summon reapers to town to eliminate the Grimm once and for all. Meanwhile, Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) insists that Nick invite Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) over for dinner, making for quite the interesting evening. Russell Hornsby, Sasha Roiz and Reggie Lee also star
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" "CHAPTER FIFTEEN"
  04/28/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : TIME TO TAKE A STAND—Mitch (Josh Lucas) and Ray (Callum Keith Rennie) make dangerous decisions in their effort to expose Kevin Stack (Martin Donovan) and the Noble Insurance conspiracy. With Stack and Alex Clark (guest star Tricia Helfer) working hard to evade justice, Abby (Molly Parker) surprisingly finds herself at the center of the case. Juliette Lewis and Natasha Calis also star.
   

• NBC LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'
  April 28 Channing Tatum/Bon Iver (Rerun from 2/4/12)
   

• USA Network Don't Miss the Final Three Episodes of USA's IN PLAIN SIGHT April 20, April 27 and May 4 Fridays 10/9c on USA.

NON-FICTION

• ABC This week on ABC's Dancing with the Stars (4/23 & 24)
  THIS WEEK'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS" PRESENTS A MOTOWN SPECIAL HONORING MOTOWN'S GREATEST MUSIC
  Motown Legends Smokey Robinson, The Temptations and Martha Reeves, As well as Australia's No. 1 Pop Vocal Group Human Nature, All Perform Monday Night
  Grammy® Award Winning R&B Group Boyz II Men Perform Tuesday Night
  "Macy's Stars of Dance" Featuring Dance Company Shaping Sound and "AT&T'S Spotlight Performance" Spotlighting a Performance from Michaela DePrince Tuesday Night
  "Episode 1406 & 1406A" - This week's episode of "Dancing with the Stars" presents a Motown special with live performances from Motown legends Smokey Robinson, The Temptations and Martha Reeves throughout the evening. The legends kick off the show, performing an unforgettable live Motown medley accompanied by the Troupe. For the first time ever, each artist will perform with the talented "DWTS" band and musical director Harold Wheeler before each of the remaining eight couples begin their competitive dance. During a special performance with dancers Anna Trebunskaya and Val Chmerkovskiy, Smokey Robinson will perform his No.1 hit song, "Tears of a Clown." Also joining in on the excitement is vocal group Human Nature, performing some of Motown's most popular hits throughout the evening. And to finish the show we will feature a special Motown Dance Marathon, where the couples will be showing off their classic dance moves from the Motown era, MONDAY, APRIL 23 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  During Tuesday's show, Best-selling R&B group of all-time Boyz II Men returns to the ballroom with an incredible performance of their latest single, "One More Dance," off their landmark 20th anniversary album," Twenty." Their performance will be accompanied by Dmitry Chaplin and Anna Trebunskaya. The show will open with an amazing number from the Troupe, Val Chmerkovskiy, Peta Murgatroyd, Louis Van Amstel and Snejana Petrova, featuring a medley of Motown hit songs. This week's "AT&T's Spotlight Performance" spotlights the beautiful story of Michaela DePrince. And this week's "Macy's Stars of Dance" performance is the long awaited television debut of the hottest new contemporary dance company in America, Shaping Sound. The dance performance is choreographed by and features Travis Wall, Nick Lazzarini and Teddy Forance. The performance is a special preview of the following week's Classical theme with an arrangement recorded by Aston, a classical group from Sydney, Australia, that create symphonic masterpieces out of pop music. The Dance Duel continues, and this week the bottom two couples will dance the Jive to the same song at the same time as the judges decide who the next eliminated couple will be, TUESDAY, APRIL 24 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  American R&B singer-songwriter, record producer and former record executive Smokey Robinson is most notable for being the founder and front man of the popular Motown vocal group, The Miracles. After Robinson left the Miracles, "Cruisin'" became his first Top 10 solo single. Another massive hit, "Being with You," followed. "Just to See Her" from his album, "One Heartbeat," won Robinson his first Grammy ® Award. Robinson has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Songwriter's Hall of Fame, is a Kennedy Center honoree, and has been awarded the National Medal of Arts. He released the standards album "Timeless Love" in 2006 on Universal Records. In 2009 he issued the album "Time Flies When You're Having Fun" on his own label, Robso Records.
   

• ABC "DANCE FLOOR CONFIDENTIAL: BEHIND THE SCENES OF 'DANCING WITH THE STARS'" AIRS MONDAY APRIL 23 ON THE ABC TELEVISION NETWORK
  10:01 PM-11:00 PM SPECIAL EDITION OF 20/20
  "Dancing with the Stars" has become a part of America's television landscape and inspired millions around the world to waltz, cha-cha and samba. Now, for the first time in its 14 seasons, the hit show gives television cameras unprecedented behind-the-scenes access to see how the wildly unpredictable reality show comes together on and off the dance floor. Hosted by "Good Morning America's" Lara Spencer and by actor, "Good Morning America" contributor and former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Cameron Mathison, "Dance Floor Confidential" takes viewers backstage to reveal the secrets to the music, the dance, the costumes, the tanning, the judges, and even the tension and high octane pressure that make the show one of the most competitive on TV. Also, former "Dancing with the Stars" favorites including Kirstie Alley, Joey Fatone, Julianne Hough, Ricki Lake and Mario Lopez talk candidly about the show that brought them a new level of fame, and in some cases, some dramatic weight loss. "Dance Floor Confidential: Behind the Scenes of 'Dancing with the Stars'" airs as a special edition of "20/20," MONDAY, APRIL 23 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 314
  TEMPERS FLARE AND INSULTS SPEW WHEN THE SHARKS FIGHT OVER A THREE-IN-ONE NAIL POLISH, AND A COUPLE INSIST THAT, IF THEIR INNOVATIVE SIPPY CUPS GET A DEAL, THE PRODUCT MUST BE MADE IN THE USA, ON "SHARK TANK"
  Lori Greiner Returns to the Tank as Guest Shark in This Episode
  "Episode 314" - Tempers flare and insults fly when the Sharks fight over an innovative three-in-one nail polish invented by a mother of six girls from West Hartford, CT, who had to sell her engagement ring to start her business. A husband and wife team of feisty New Yorkers believe they have the next big thing in women's accessories; two Pittsburgh hockey moms pitch their home-grown tank top business with interchangeable straps; and a couple from Pasadena, CA insist that their unique sippy cups be manufactured in the USA to maintain quality. In a follow up story, the entrepreneurs behind Talbott Teas from Chicago, IL have big news about a deal with Jamba Juice after their TV appearance, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, APRIL 27 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network
   

• ABC Friday, April 27, 2012
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM ON "PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?," FRIDAY, APRIL 27 ON ABC
  When People See a Situation That Cries Out for Action, Do They Step in, Back Away or Just Walk on by?
  Using hidden cameras, "Primetime: What Would You Do?" establishes everyday scenarios and then captures people's reactions. Whether people are compelled to act or mind their own business, John Qui–ones reports on their split-second and often surprising decision-making process. "Primetime: What Would You Do?" airs FRIDAY, APRIL 27 (9:01-10:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  Friday, April 27 Scenarios Include:
  Sex-ting: A teen-age girl at a cafe is about to send a revealing photo of herself by text to her boyfriend. Will other patrons step in? And later, when the teen-age boy receives that revealing photo from his girlfriend and is pressured by his two friends to forward the photo to the whole school, will any fellow diners stop them?
  Bike Theft: As racial profiling continues to top the news, "WWYD" is bringing back one of the most racially-charged scenarios -- what happens when a thief snatches a bike in broad daylight in a crowded park? To find out, "What Would You Do?" set loose a trio of thieves - white male, black male and female - armed with bolt-cutters, hacksaws and a fierce-looking electrical grinder, in full public view. And what happens when the culprit is a sexy young woman in shorts and a tank top? Well, you won't believe it. (OAD: 5/7/10)
  Ruined Masterpiece: At a gallery, a woman spills coffee an expensive painting. Will other gallery goers cover for her or rat her out?  Video Preview
  "Primetime: What Would You Do?" has won awards from the Chicago International Television Festival, and the Avon Foundation's 2006 Voice of Change Award for exposing "injustice and wrongdoing against women and bringing the message of domestic violence to the mainstream."
   

• ABC Friday, April 27, 2012
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20 
  "TRUE CONFESSIONS" AIRS ON "20/20," FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  Waiters admitting that they've eaten from customers' plates and shocking video of a pizza server's unappetizing toppings... A surgeon confessing to dropping a body part on the floor and finding a colleague left a sponge inside a female patient... A salesman revealing the lies and manipulations used to bait customers into a sale... A Human Resources exec dishing on what your company will say to your face while it is plotting to fire you... Get ready for a big dose of the shocking truth as Chris Cuomo, Elizabeth Vargas and "20/20's" team of correspondents get the dirt from the professionals we depend on who confess what they really think of their clients, patients and employees. Plus, a private school mom makes the ultimate confession - that she is a porn star. Anchored by Cuomo, "True Confessions" airs on "20/20" on FRIDAY, APRIL 27 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Preview
   

• ABC Saturday, April 28, 2012
  2:30 PM-5:30 PM 4/28 NBA PLAYOFFS INCLUDES KIA NBA CD FIRST ROUND
  6:00 PM-6:30 PM WORLD NEWS WITH DAVID MUIR
   

• Animal Planet's NEW SERIES “WHALE WARS: VIKING SHORES”
  FOLLOWS SEA SHEPHERD’S BATTLE TO END THE HUNTING AND KILLING OF PILOT WHALES IN THE FAROE ISLANDS
  – Triple Threat: Sea Shepherds Patrol the Land, Sea and Air in “Operation Ferocious Islands” to Prevent the Annual Whale Hunt Known as “The Grind” –
  (New York, March 19, 2012) – In the North Atlantic, between Iceland and Scotland, lays a chain of islands with picturesque beaches and rolling green hills. The Faroe Islands are a self-governing Danish Territory of 50,000 people – descendants of Vikings, bound by proud tradition who have fished these waters for thousands of years. But there is a dark shadow over this beautiful land. Every year, Faroese people gather to herd pilot whales to their shallow shores to be killed for their meat, which is a food source. WHALE WARS: VIKING SHORES, a new five-part series beginning Friday, April 27, at 8 PM (et/pt) with atwo-hour premiere follows Sea Shepherd Conservation Society as it sets sail to end this ancient tradition known as “The Grind” – Faroese for “whale drive” – that takes place every summer. Each new one-hour episode airs on Fridays at 9 PM (et/pt).
  For the first time in the history of the WHALE WARS saga, the Sea Shepherds are not only at sea but also deploying a covert team to patrol the streets, interact with locals and carry out undercover missions. For this campaign, the Sea Shepherd arsenal has been upgraded with a new ultra-lightweight aircraft and mobile acoustical devices to deter the whales from the islands. The flagship Steve Irwin (captained by Paul Watson) and Brigitte Bardot (captained byFraser Hall) join the land-sea-air operation to provide backup along the coast. A grind can happen at any moment, and the Sea Shepherds are vastly outnumbered and behind enemy lines in a new kind of face-to-face battle.
  
  

• CBS TEAMS TRAVEL TO INDIA WHERE EMOTIONS RUN HIGH AS ONE RACER WEIGHS THEIR WELL BEING AGAINST THEIR OWN FUTURE IN THE GAME, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, APRIL 22
  “Bollywood Travolta (Cochin, India)” – Gender disparities cause one Team to lose faith when a challenge seems insurmountable, and emotions run high as a Racer must weigh their own well-being against their future in the game, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, April 22 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Phil Keoghan is host.
   

• CBS CASTAWAYS OIL THEMSELVES UP FOR A WET AND WILD IMMUNITY CHALLENGE, ON "SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25
  "Never Say Die" — Castaways oil themselves up for a wet and wild immunity challenge. While the lucky winners enjoy a picnic vacation, Tikiano’s sore losers strike at the chance to powwow at camp, and feelings of alienation drive leery tribe members to seek out all of their elimination options, on SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD, Wednesday, April 25 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS THE BOSS OF PHILLY PRETZEL FACTORY IS FORCED INTO ACTION AFTER ONE FRANCHISE OWNER GOES ROGUE, ON “UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, APRIL 27
  “Philly Pretzel Factory” — Dan DiZio, CEO and Co-Founder of the Philly Pretzel Factory, which sells over 100 million pretzels a year throughout its 120 stores, is forced into action after one franchisee goes rogue, and the Boss is brought to tears when he realizes he let one of his franchise owners down, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, April 27 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Saturday April 28
  48 Hours Mystery (All New!)
  Was it a murder for hire? A death wish? Richard Schlesinger CBS News stopped by CBS This Morning to talk about Saturday's all-new 48 Hours Mystery Watch Now
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “Georgina Chapman” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE WOMEN COMPETE TO OPEN A FASHION SHOW — The models go to castings for the opportunity to open a fashion show for one of the Dorchester Collection Fashion Prize finalists with fashion’s elite, including Marchesa’s Georgina Chapman in attendance. At a photo shoot, a few of the women struggle while modeling heavy Hello Kitty couture gowns. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge Georgina Chapman as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1808).
   

• Discovery Channel IT'S SUMMER AT THE POLES ON THIS SUNDAY'S "FROZEN PLANET"
  - Sunday, March 25 at 8PM on Discovery Channel -
  On the Sunday, March 25 episode of FROZEN PLANET, it's summer, a time when the harshest environments on earth temporarily become favorable -- for most.
  While the sun never sets, life speeds up for polar wildlife in a race to raise their young:
  *Polar bear cubs get their first swimming lesson and beluga whales return to shallow bays for an Arctic spa treatment.
  *In the Antarctic, male fur seals fight a life or death battle for the right to mate.
  *In the Arctic, male musk oxen slam into each other head-first with the force of a 30 mph car crash in a fight for dominance.
  *Autumn's arrival means epic journeys and dramatic confrontations as time runs out before the ice returns (in the Antarctic, the sea ice advances at 2.5 miles per day).
  *While in Antarctica, emperor penguins return and make the long, bumpy trip to their colony to mate and lay their eggs. In the end, only the hardy few stay put as the ice returns.
  VIDEO FROM THE "SUMMER" EPISODE OF FROZEN PLANET:
  Seal Pup Survives Brutal Battle Caribou Fights Like A Boss Official Site
   

• GET OBSESSED WITH DISCOVERY FIT & HEALTH
  -- New Series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Premieres Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT -
  (New York, NY) - Discovery Fit & Health is putting the intricate relationship between a mother and daughter under the microscope in the new series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT. The six episode docu-series will give an intimate, heart-warming and sometimes shocking look into the lives of moms and daughters who are anything but ordinary.
   Food & Control - April 26 at 10 PM ET/PT
  Rosa from San Diego can't control her eating and spends all her time bingeing and playing computer games while her 12 year-old daughter, Kiana, does all the household chores and is constantly worrying about her mom's health. Desperate to be a kid again, Kiana's finally had enough of her mom's lifestyle. Meanwhile, Pamela from Conyers, GA can't stop controlling every aspect of her daughter London's life. Fed up, London has threatened to go and live with a relative if her mom doesn't give up her hovering ways. To try and salvage their relationships both mothers agree to go in to therapy. But how committed are they to change?
  
  

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 22
  **TWO-HOUR SPECIAL**—“FOX’s 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  “FOX’s 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL” CELEBRATES THE NETWORK’S FIRST QUARTER-CENTURY SUNDAY, APRIL 22, ON FOX
  Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, Katey Sagal and David Faustino Reunite to Salute “Married With Children”; Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Laura Prepon and Wilmer Valderrama Reminisce about “That ’70s Show”; Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans Look Back on “In Living Color”
  Calista Flockhart from “Ally McBeal”; Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler from AMERICAN IDOL; Shannen Doherty, Jason Priestley, Gabrielle Carteris and Ian Ziering from “Beverly Hills, 90210”; Seth MacFarlane from FAMILY GUY, THE CLEVELAND SHOW and AMERICAN DAD; Patrick Warburton from “The Tick”; Kiefer Sutherland from TOUCH and “24”; David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson and
  Creator Chris Carter from “The X-Files” Among Talent Scheduled to Appear
  FOX’s 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL will take an entertaining look back at the groundbreaking and irreverent shows that have defined the network since its first signal transmission on April 5, 1987. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, the star-studded special will pay tribute to FOX’s most memorable moments with appearances by FOX talent, highlights from iconic series and specials and reunions with cast members from some of the network’s fan-favorite series. Talent scheduled to appear include Calista Flockhart from “Ally McBeal”; Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler from AMERICAN IDOL; Gabrielle Carteris, Shannen Doherty, Jason Priestley and Ian Ziering from “Beverly Hills, 90210”; Seth MacFarlane from FAMILY GUY, THE CLEVELAND SHOW and AMERICAN DAD; Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Ed O'Neill and Katey Sagal from “Married With Children”; Kiefer Sutherland from TOUCH and “24”; and Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny and creator Chris Carter from “The X-Files.” The two-hour special will air Sunday, April 22 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-1238) (TV-14 D, L, V)
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE REMAINING FINALISTS COMPETE ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25, ON FOX
  The remaining AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live once again to win the hearts of the judges and the nation. After the performances, it’s up to America to vote for their favorite singers to keep them in the running. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who falls flat in the “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, April 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1136/37) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 26
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER FINALIST IS ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, APRIL 26, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week when another finalist will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who is voted off after the nation’s vote is revealed live in the “1 Voted Off” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, April 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1136/37A) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 28
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s NASCAR coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: COPS returns this summer.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ON FOX SPRINT CUP RACING FROM RICHMOND—(7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS “NASCAR ON FOX” SPRINT CUP RACING FROM RICHMOND SATURDAY, APRIL 28, ON FOX
  Host Chris Myers is joined by analysts Darrell Waltrip and Michael Waltrip in the renowned Hollywood Hotel with Jeff Hammond providing reports from the garages and pit road during FOX NASCAR SUNDAY PRERACE COVERAGE. Race announcer Mike Joy calls the action on the track alongside analysts Darrell Waltrip and Larry McReynolds on NASCAR on FOX SPRINT CUP RACING FROM RICHMOND airing Saturday, April 28 (7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (SP-1247) (n/a)
   

• HBO We wanted to let you know that THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW, the animated comedy series based on the record-breaking podcast, returns to HBO for its 13-episode third season on Friday, April 20. The first two clips are now available - "Slugs" and "Same Old Karl":
  The Ricky Gervais Show: Slugs
  The Ricky Gervais Show: Same Old Karl
  As a reminder, THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW will premiere on April 20 at 9pm, only on HBO!
   

• Lifetime ♀ DOES A HEALTHY SEX LIFE = A HEALTHY MARRIAGE? ♂
  SEX, RELATIONSHIPS, MARRIAGE…WHAT WOMEN REALLY WANT IN AND OUT OF THE BEDROOM IS EXPLORED IN NEW LIFETIME REALITY SERIES 7 DAYS OF SEX, PREMIERING APRIL 26
  Show Reflects Women’s Attitudes about Sex, Love, And Sensuality as Couples try to Reignite their Marriages
  LOS ANGELES, CA (March 27, 2012) – What do women really want when it comes to sex? As a new generation of women talk openly about sex, marriage and relationships, Lifetime is at the center of this cultural conversation with the all-new reality series 7 Days of Sex. Challenging couples to have sex for one week straight with the hope of saving their marriage, 7 Days of Sex will premiere on Thursday, April 26, at 10 PM ET/PT. It will lead directly into the debut of Lifetime’s celebrity interview program The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet, hosted by British television personality and renowned photographer Amanda de Cadenet.
  “Lifetime is about tapping into the lives of women as they are today…bolder, unapologetic and authentic. 7 Days of Sex is a reflection of the challenges in our relationships -- balancing time, family, work and trying to achieve real intimacy while being honest and true to ourselves,” said Nancy Dubuc, President and General Manager, Lifetime Networks.
  Bringing to light the major cultural shift women are currently experiencing sexually, each episode of 7 Days of Sex will feature two couples who attempt to make radical fixes to their troubled relationships by asking the frank question: can a diet of daily sex help them recharge their marriage? Viewers will find out what happens when the program follows the emotional journey wives and husbands take together when they leave the cameras behind the closed door to explore their own sexual intuition, imagination and creativity and have sex with each other for seven consecutive days. Bedroom insecurities will be thrown out the window as each couple alone tries to break away from the confines of their ordinary routines by once again bonding physically, sharing their fantasies, going on dates and doing special things for one another. With the goal to reconnect emotionally and remember why they originally fell in love as their physical intimacy and affection increase throughout the week, they’ll have a platform from which to identify and tackle their bigger issues. Does a healthy sex life equal a healthy marriage? Will daily sex become a chore? Or will it be the glue that holds them together and be the long-lost key to newfound happiness in their lives? What each couple discovers along the way may make or break their relationship.
   

• Lifetime THE CONVERSATION WITH AMANDA de CADENET TO BEGIN ON LIFETIME ON APRIL 26
  Host Amanda de Cadenet to Interview the World’s Most Famous and Influential Women in New Series Executive Produced by Demi Moore and de Cadenet
  LOS ANGELES, (March 21, 2012)– Let The Conversation begin…Lifetime’s all-new series The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet, a refreshing and intimate take on celebrity interviews hosted by British television personality and renowned photographer Amanda de Cadenet and executive produced by Demi Moore and de Cadenet, will premiere on Thursday, April 26, at 11:00pm ET/PT. The hour-long program created by de Cadenet marks her U.S. television debut.
  Presenting an honest, authentic and raw view of the shared issues affecting women today, each episode of The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet will feature de Cadenet having powerful and in-depth interviews with some of the world’s most famous and influential women, including, among others, Jane Fonda, Lady Gaga, Gwyneth Paltrow, Miley Cyrus, Eva Longoria, Kelly Preston, Alicia Keys, NewYork Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, Donna Karan, Ivanka Trump, Olivia Wilde and Gabby Sidibe. Together with de Cadenet in the comfort of her or their own homes, they -- many for the first time publicly -- will tackle a wide variety of topics universal to all females, including sexuality, body image, career and finances, relationships, love and loss, politics, human rights, transformation, breakthrough and perseverance. The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet will also feature “Women on the Street” segments in which women from all walks of life also reveal their personal feelings about their lives and the world today.
   

• National Geographic Channel We are working on the cult favorite series LOCKED UP ABROAD which returns for its sixth season on the National Geographic Channel next Wednesday, April 25th at 10pm.
  Likes seasons before, LOCKED UP ABROAD takes viewers inside firsthand accounts of capture, imprisonment and pure terror far from home. However, the premiere episode “From Hollywood to Hell” marks a LOCKED UP ABROAD first as Hollywood actor Erik Aude re-enacts his own story. After playing in a supporting role in “Dude, Where My Car?” Aude is arrested in Pakistan when police discover opium in the lining of his suitcase, leading to a nearly three-year nightmare, which few would have survived. Now, he tells his story, from innocently traveling in a new country to his initial detainment and endless brutal beatings.
  In anticipation of the premiere, we have launched a digital hub to allow fans to share their own #ToHellAndBack stories. From medical nightmares to terrible airline experiences. Everyone has one! http://natgeotv.com/hell 
  Photos: Erik Aude being tortured Erik Aude, behind bars at central Jail Rawlpindi, Pakistan. From Hollywood to Hell
  Videos:  Pakistani Prison Brawl Arrested in Pakistan Case File: Erik Aude
  As a reminder, LOCKED UP ABROAD premieres Wednesday, April 25th at 10pm on Nat Geo TV!
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "SU2131"
  04/22/2012 (07:00PM - 08:00PM) (Sunday)
  "DATELINE’S" MY KID WOULD NEVER DO THAT: DRIVING AIRS SUNDAY, APRIL 22 AT 7P/6C
  Natalie Morales to Host a Google+ Hangout on Monday, April 23 at Noon ET To Discuss Sunday’s Episode
  NEW YORK - April 19, 2012 - … As part of a four-week series reported on by Natalie Morales, “Dateline’s” My Kid Would Never Do That: Driving premieres on Sunday, April 22 at 7p/6c.
  Giving your teenager the keys to a car is one of the scariest moments of parenthood. Will they make safe choices? With hidden cameras, we watch, along with Robert Turrisi, a Penn State professor and consultant to MADD, as teens make decisions in what appeared to be three potentially dangerous situations:
  • Will they text while driving, even though they’ve promised not to?
  • Will they get into a car with a teen they think has been drinking?
  • What about with a driver who says he is high?
  And on Monday, April 23 at noon ET, Natalie Morales will host a hangout on Google+ and DatelineNBC.com to discuss Sunday’s episode. She will be joined by Jan Withers, MADD's National President, Rafael Lemaitre who is the Communications Director for the White House Drug Policy Office, and Michele Borba, a child safety expert. In addition, the co-producers of Dateline’s My Kid Would Never Do That franchise will offer their behind-the-scenes insights, and preview next Sunday's show.
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" "WINNING BY A NOSE"
  04/22/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE CELEBRITIES MUST CREATE AN IN-STORE DISPLAY AND SLOGAN FOR "SUCCESS BY TRUMP," A NEW FRAGRANCE BY DONALD TRUMP
  Donald Trump invites the celebrities to his luxurious penthouse apartment, where he gives them their next task, to create an in-store display for his new fragrance, "Success." A rematch between two sparring Project Managers ensues, as they compete to win $100,000 for their charities. One team worries about an indecisive leader. The other team’s Project Manager sells out their team to Eric Trump. In the end, The Donald fires another celebrity. Boardroom advisors: George Ross and Eric Trump
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "LIVE QUARTER-FINAL PERFORMANCES"
  04/23/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : THE LIVE SHOWS CONTINUE – In this live performance phase of the competition, the top artists from two teams will compete against each other during a live broadcast in front of coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
  TEAM BLAKE’S RAELYNN AND TEAM CHRISTINA'S ASHLEY DE LA ROSA ARE ELIMINATED FROM ‘THE VOICE’ THE QUARTERFINALS CONTINUE WITH ANOTHER INSTANT ELIMINATION, PLUS COACHES CEELO GREEN AND ADAM LEVINE SING WITH THEIR TEAMS ON ‘THE VOICE’ PERFORMANCE SHOW, MONDAY, APRIL 23 (8-10 PM ET), ON NBC
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – April 18, 2012 – Last night on NBC’s “The Voice” Elimination Show, the following artists were eliminated in the Quarterfinal round of competition:
  Team Blake – RaeLynn @raelynnofficial
  Team Christina – Ashley De La Rosa @UKnowAshleyDLR
  They join Jesse Campbell @singjessesing (Team Christina) and Jordis Unga @jordismusic (Team Blake) who were dismissed by their coaches in a shocking instant elimination on this past Monday’s Performance Show.
  Erin Willett @erin_willett and Jermaine Paul @jermainepaul from Team Blake, and Chris Mann @IamChrisMann and Lindsey Pavao @Lindsey Pavao from Team Christina all advanced into the Semifinals.
  The Quarterfinals continue on “The Voice” Performance Show, Monday, April 23 (8-10 p.m. ET) with another dramatic instant elimination. This time, coaches CeeLo Green and Adam Levine must decide whose journey comes to an end. Adam and CeeLo will also perform alongside the four remaining artists on their respective teams for the first time this season, and each artist will sing an additional song before viewers vote to save their favorite member from each team for an automatic berth in the Semifinals.
  COACH CEELO GREEN HITS THE STAGE IN THE WORLD PREMIERE PERFORMANCE OF HIS NEW SINGLE, ‘FIGHT TO WIN,’ MONDAY, APRIL 23 , 8-10 PM ET, ON NBC’S ‘THE VOICE’ PERFORMANCE SHOW
  THE SEMIFINALS WILL BE DETERMINED ON
  ‘THE VOICE’ ELIMINATION SHOW, TUESDAY, APRIL 24 (9-10 PM ET)
  Musical Guest Florence + the Machine Perform with Team CeeLo
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – April 20, 2012 – Brace yourselves as “The Lady Killer” himself, Coach CeeLo Green, entertains audiences as only he can in a world premiere performance of his new single, “Fight to Win,” on NBC’s “The Voice” Performance Show, Monday, April 23 (8-10 p.m. ET). CeeLo takes the stage not once, but twice! As previously announced, CeeLo will also perform alongside the artists on his team for the first time this season.
  Then, the top eight semifinalists will be determined as one more artist from Teams Adam and CeeLo are sent home on “The Voice” Elimination Show, Tuesday, April 24 (9-10 p.m. ET). In the fourth of six Elimination Shows, the artist who receives the most viewer votes on Teams Adam and CeeLo from the previous night’s Quarterfinal Performance Show and survives the instant elimination, will be saved and guaranteed a spot in the Semifinals. Meanwhile, the bottom two artists on both teams must each perform an additional last chance song in a fight for survival. Coaches Adam Levine and CeeLo will then be put on the spot to save one more member of their team to move into the Semifinals, thereby eliminating the other artist.
  The four artists who survive the eliminations will join Erin Willett @erin_willett and Jermaine Paul @jermainepaul from Team Blake, and Chris Mann @IamChrisMann and Lindsey Pavao @Lindsey Pavao from Team Christina who’ve already advanced to the Semifinals.
   

• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER 13" "EPISODE 17"
  04/24/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS RETURN TO COMPETE FOR THE CHANCE TO BECOME A FINALIST – The stakes are higher than ever when all the eliminated contestants return to the ranch to compete in a fateful, four-part challenge. The challenge winner will secure a coveted spot as a finalist, and the chance to compete for the $250,000 grand prize, along with the other two finalists revealed in last week’s episode. It’s a fight to the finish with each player fiercely determined to get back in the game in a competition that will put their speed, knowledge and endurance to the ultimate test. In the end, the third finalist of season 13 will be revealed.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "LIVE ELIMINATIONS"
  04/24/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : LIVE ELIMINATIONS - America will vote to save artists on each team, leaving coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton to decide during the live results show who they will save and who will not move on. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts and Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" "MENTOR'S CHOICE"
  04/24/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE CELEBRITY MENTORS WORK CLOSELY WITH THE DESIGNERS—The remaining designers are paired off with celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos. This episode the mentors must decide what each designer will create. One of the contestants butts heads with Varvatos when it comes to fabric options. Meanwhile, two designers raise the bar with their daring design choices. The contestants that do not get bids from the retailers and fail to impress the celebrity mentors will find themselves facing elimination. The winning designs will be available online immediately and in stores the following day. Elle Macpherson hosts and executive produces the series.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "EPISODE 5"
  04/25/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : Betty White’s sassy senior pranksters are back on the streets, pulling outrageous pranks on the younger generation. This week, a woman insists that she’s a young girl’s long forgotten grandmother, a waitress runs out of everything – including good humor, and a man with a speed-monitoring radar gun reprimands walkers for going too fast. Other pranks include an unhappy mail carrier who decides to turn his duties over to someone else, and a stewardess determined to celebrate a girl’s birthday when it isn’t her special day. As star of the series, the delightful Betty White shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "042512"
  04/25/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) :
  TBA
   

• NBC "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "ROB LOWE"
  04/27/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : ROB LOWE DISCOVERS HIS MATERNAL FAMILY’S UNEXPECTED TIES TO EARLY AMERICAN HISTORY – Armed with information from his late mother’s scrapbook, Rob Lowe sets off on a journey that leads him to America’s founding fathers. In Washington, D.C., a visit to the Library of Congress uncovers his ancestor's surprising role in the Revolutionary War and his direct connection to George Washington. After visiting his ancestors native Germany, he gains a deeper understanding of why everything was risked for a chance to build a new future in America.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2132"
  04/27/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : 
  Dateline NBC Friday COMING UP ON “DATELINE” Friday, April 27 at 10p/9c
  For the first time since David Goldman’s son Sean was abducted by his mother and taken to Brazil, the 11 year-old sits down with Meredith Vieira for an exclusive interview about his confusing ordeal and all its painful repercussions.  Preview
  Have you followed the international child custody case of Sean Goldman? He spoke to Meredith Vieira on the Today Show and we'll have a full report on Dateline this Friday…Preview
   

• NBC "ESCAPE ROUTES" "EPISODE 5"
  04/28/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : THE TEAMS ESCAPE TO SAN FRANCISCO – Six teams of two participate in a unique road trip competition series with real world challenges. The teams will be put to the test in challenges taking place in San Francisco and the idyllic countryside north of Sonoma. Rossi Morreale hosts.
   

• Syfy Jaleel White is host of the new series, TOTAL BLACKOUT premiering Wednesday, April 25 at 10pm ET on Syfy. Sneak Peek
  There is little more terrifying than being in complete darkness. When the lights go off, our imaginations take hold and our nightmares come to life. Starting Wednesday, April 25 at 10PM (ET/PT), Syfy will plunge contestants into blinding darkness to confront their deepest fears - themselves - in the new weekly, unscripted competition series, Total Blackout.
  Hosted by Jaleel White (Family Matters, Dancing with the Stars), Total Blackout is a half-hour, extreme game show in which contestants battle each other and their fears in a series of challenges. However, all the challenges are played in complete darkness. There are no lights, no blindfolds and no-holds barred as the players face their anxieties and unexpected surprises in a series of nerve-wracking games.
  Here's the hilarious extended clip from Syfy's new competition show, Total Blackout, where real people face extreme challenges in complete darkness. Watch Sam Huntington from Syfy's Being Human and Terry Morrow from the Knoxville News Sentinel experience Total Blackout. Tune in for the series premiere Wednesday, April 25th at 10/9c on Syfy!
  Total Blackout - Season Premiere Wednesday, April 25th at 10/9c
  "Hell's Gate: Canada"- Sneak Peek
  Tune in to the season finale of Ghost Hunters International next Wednesday, April 4th, the season premiere of Eureka on Monday, April 16th and the series premiere of Total Blackout on Wednesday, April 25th on Syfy!
   

• TLC BILLION-DOLLAR CRAFT INDUSTRY GOES PRIMETIME IN TLC’s “CRAFT WARS”
  New competition series hosted and executive produced by Tori Spelling
  Los Angeles, CA – One of America’s favorite pastimes – crafting – is the focus of the new TLC competition series CRAFT WARS. Putting a spotlight on the nearly $30 billion craft industry, the series celebrates a passion that is shared by more than half of all American households. Each episode pits three new, everyday enthusiasts against each other in two rounds of difficult challenges, encompassing different genres of crafting expertise.
  Produced by Super Delicious, the 10-episode series started production last week in Los Angeles and is scheduled to premiere June 26.
  “CRAFT WARS continues to re-define crafting as something extremely modern – this is not your grandmother’s crocheting. At its core, the series celebrates the creative sprit, which will resonate with TLC’s audience,” said Amy Winter, GM, TLC.
  Actress, author and designer Tori Spelling will host and executive produce the series, serving as both a guide for the audience, and a mentor to the contestants. An avid crafter, Tori recently launched her own line of craft products, "The Tori Spelling Collection.” She showcases her crafting skills in her upcoming party planning book, CelebraTORI, which will be published on April 3rd. She also combines her love for designing jewelry and crafting, in her new DIY fashion jewelry line, “Styled by Tori Spelling,” which debuts this summer.
  "As a lifelong crafter, I love how crafting gives you the opportunity to reallyexpress yourself and show your creativity. It's an amazing outlet and nothing shows love more than something homemade. I can't wait to share my passion and be inspired by all the amazing contestants," said Spelling.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 22nd 9:00 PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #9 - WHEELIN' & DEALIN'
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 22nd 9:30 PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #10- EPISODE 10
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 22nd 10:00 PM ET/PT
  LEAVE IT TO NIECY # 8 - EMPTY NESTING
  Niecy and her family have come a long way as a new blended family. Now everyone is starting to figure out what their next chapter is going to be. Niecy lands a role in a sitcom pilot. Meanwhile Dominic desperately wants to become an actor like his mother, but depending on Niecy to hook him up with a gig might not fly. Donielle is thinking about going away to college which is exciting, but also reminds Niecy that she never finished college herself. As the kids start to move on, Niecy braces herself for an empty nest.
   

• This week in Episode 12 of Troubadour, TX  Preview
  Cary Pierce performs with his band Jackopierce in Dallas, Texas and Sonoma, California. Cary meets with music industry expert Michael Blanton to pitch some new material. After listening in Cary's studio, Blanton critiques the songs and lets Cary know if he thinks he's recorded a new hit!
  TTX viewers are introduced to San Antonio artists Chacho and Brance, whose music is often described as "Soul Folk." Learn what inspires their songwriting and then celebrate with them during their first CD release.
  Visit Grammy-winning artist Rick Trevino at home as he works on a new song and shares how his priorities have changed since becoming a dad.
  Woody Russell gets some unexpected career advice from BE Music President Michael Blanton. Woody takes the stage in Austin and then hits Guitar Center, where he discovers some vintage guitars.
  Showcase performances by: Chacho and Brance, Rick Trevino.
  Troubadour, TX is hosted each week by Stacy Dean Campbell.
  CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS HERE FOR WEEKEND AIRTIMES IN YOUR AREA

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• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS: 2206
  A MUSIC MONTAGE OF HILARIOUS DOGS, A MAN TRIES TO CAPTURE A HUGE SPIDER, AND TOM PLAYS KID, CAT OR CANINE?, ON ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2206" - This week's highlights include a woman ready to deliver her baby but getting held up by a passing train on her way to the hospital, a music montage filled with hilarious dogs, a man trying to capture a huge spider but failing miserably, a sleeping woman being pranked by a fake snake on her chest, and Tom playing Kid, Cat or Canine?, on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, APRIL 22 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/27/11)
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: Tree of Strife
  MANDY GETS TO MEET HER IDOL -- KIM KARDASHIAN - AND THE OUTCOME IS BETTER THAN SHE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED, ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  Guest Stars Include Shaun Robinson ("Access Hollywood" Correspondent)
  "Tree of Strife" - When the overzealous Mandy gets the chance to meet her idol, Kim Kardashian, things don't go exactly as planned, but the outcome is better than she could have ever imagined. Meanwhile, Mike doesn't want "The Man" ordering him to cut down a damaged tree on his own property and rallies the family to protest down at City Hall, on "Last Man Standing," TUESDAY, APRIL 24 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/7/12)
  Guest starring in "Tree of Strife" is Kim Kardashian as herself, Shaun Robinson as entertainment reporter and Andrew Daly as Peckem.
  "Tree of Strife" was written by Kevin Hench and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Sit Down
  AXL, SUE AND BRICK HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING HARRASSED BY THEIR PARENTS AND CALL A SIT DOWN MEETING WITH FRANKIE AND MIKE - ACCUSING MOM OF BEING A NAG AND DAD OF GIVING OUT CRAZY PUNISHMENTS -- ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "The Sit Down" - Axl, Sue and Brick call a sit down meeting with a shocked Frankie and Mike, accusing mom of being a nag and dad of giving out crazy punishments without ever hearing their sides of the story. In return, all they ask is for a chance to do what they're supposed to do - on their own - without constantly being harassed by their parents. But the kids learn to be careful what you wish for when Frankie and Mike agree to their terms and find themselves taking a relaxing break from responsibility, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/22/12)
  Guest starring are Richard McGonagle as doctor, Jim Abele as husband, Katlin Mastandrea as Ashley, Grace Bannon as Ruth, Jessica Marie Garcia as Becky and Skyler James as kid.
  "The Sit Down" was written by Tim Hobert and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Independence Day
  TESSA JOINS THE WORKFORCE, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  Robin Givens Makes a Special Guest Appearance
  "Independence Day" - When George picks Tessa up late from school she decides to get a job working for Dallas in order to buy her own wheels. Meanwhile Dallas invites her sorority sisters to stay with her in order to celebrate the opening of her store, A Crystal Cup of Crystals; however her rival sorority sister, Tulsa (Robin Givens), decides to crash the party, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY,
  APRIL 25 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/14/12)
  "Independence Day" guest stars Maestro Harrell as Malik, Robin Givens as Tulsa, Burnadean Jones as Marjareen, Sharon Brathwaite-Sanders as Teeny, Sundra Oakley as Rose, Alex Boling as Alex, Todd Sherry as Tom, Miriam Flynn as Helen, Rachel Leah Cohen as waitress, Bunnie Rivera as Carmen and Clint Palmer as Lucien.
  "Independence Day" was written by Emily Cutler and directed by Ken Whittingham.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Me? Jealous?
  IS PHIL TOO OBLIVIOUS TO KNOW WHEN HE SHOULD FIGHT FOR HIS WOMAN?, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Academy Award-Nominated, Greg Kinnear ("As Good As It Gets," "You've Got Mail") Guest Stars as Tad
  "Me? Jealous?" - Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad (Greg Kinnear), that he doesn't notice what Claire believes is Tad being overtly inappropriate with her. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria let Mitchell and Cameron stay over while their house is fumigated, and it turns out four is a crowd, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/8/12)
  Guest cast for "Me? Jealous?" includes Greg Kinnear as Tad, Phil Hendrie as Booker Bell, Alexis Fowlkes as Annie, Michael William Arnold as Tony, Barbara Dodd Remsen as Ellen, Carolyn Morse as Kara and Cole Bernstein as Stacy.
  "Me? Jealous?" was written by Ben Karlin and directed by Michael Spiller.
   

• ABC Saturday, April 28, 2012
  8:00 PM-11:00 PM BLIND SIDE (4/28)
  Newcomer Quinton Aaron portrays the oversized teenager transformed from a homeless street kid to a star athlete through the kindness and charity of a dynamic woman who offers him a stable home, a caring family and the opportunity to follow his dreams. "The Blind Side," starring Oscar(r) winner Sandra Bullock on Saturday, April 28th at 8pm ET/PT (WARNER BROS)
  http://abc.go.com/shows/the-blind-side
   

• CBS EVERYONE REALIZES THAT THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER REMINDS THEM OF ONE OF THEIR PARENTS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, APRIL 23
  Wayne Brady Returns as James, Barney's Brother
  "Noretta" — The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora’s planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April 23 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/24/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Matt Kuhn
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE SPEND THEIR VALENTINE’S DAY AT THE HOSPITAL AFTER SOPHIE’S BEAUTY PROVES TO BE MORE THAN EARL CAN HANDLE ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, APRIL 23
  Jennifer Coolidge (“Legally Blonde”) Returns As Sophie, The New Neighbor
  “And The Broken Hearts” – Max shows her softer side after seeing Sophie (Jennifer Coolidge) dressed up sends Earl to the hospital with heart attack. Meanwhile, Caroline attempts to rekindle an old flame of hers on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, April 23 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Coolidge (“Legally Blonde”) returns as Sophie, the upstairs neighbor. (Originally broadcast 2/13/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: David Feeney
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS WALDEN TRIES TO LOOSEN UP ZOEY BY SHARING A COUPLE OF BERTA’S SPECIAL BROWNIES, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, APRIL 23
  Matthew Marsden (“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”)
  Guest Stars as Zoey’s Ex-Husband
  “The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack” – Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta’s special brownies, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, April 23 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Matthew Marsden (“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”) guest stars as Zoey’s ex-husband. (Originally broadcast 2/6/12.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn
  TELEPLAY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS MOLLY PERSUADES MIKE TO ATTEND HER BOSS’S HALLOWEEN PARTY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, APRIL 23
  "Happy Halloween" — Mike’s spooked when Molly’s boss invites them to a party on Halloween, a holiday he dreads, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, April 23 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/31/11.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster and Julie Bean and Al Higgins
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS THE FIVE-0 INVESTIGATE WHEN A CUSTOMS AGENT IS FOUND DEAD INSIDE A PLANE THAT CRASHES INTO THE CLEAR BLUE WATERS OFF THE ISLAND, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, APRIL 23
  Greg Grunberg (“Heroes”) Reunites with Masi Oka When He Guest Stars as Jeff Morrison, a Customs Supervisory Agent
  “Lapa’au”* – The FIVE-0’s investigation into the suspicious plane crash and death of a customs agent takes an unexpected turn when it is revealed that the victim was dead before takeoff. Meanwhile, Danny finds himself the proud caretaker of an orphaned dog, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, April 23 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Greg Grunberg (“Heroes”) reunites with Masi Oka when he guest stars as Jeff Morrison, a customs supervisory agent. (Originally broadcast 11/7/11.)
  * “Lapa’au” is Hawaiian for “Healing”
  WRITTEN BY: Joe Halpin
  DIRECTED BY: Steve Boyum
   

• CBS WHEN INVESTIGATING THE MURDER OF A NAVY COMMANDER, THE NCIS TEAM UNCOVERS THE LOCATION OF E.J. BARRETT, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, APRIL 24
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled episode.
  Sarah Jane Morris Returns as NCIS Special Agent E.J. Barrett
  “Housekeeping” – The investigation into the murder of a Navy Commander leads the NCIS team to E.J. Barrett’s whereabouts, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, April 24 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Sarah Jane Morris returns as NCIS Special Agent Erica Jane “E.J” Barrett. (Originally broadcast 1/3/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Scott Williams
  DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM MUST PROVE WHETHER A FORMER MARINE SERGEANT COMMITTED MURDER OR IS THE TARGET OF AN INTERNATIONAL SET-UP, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, APRIL 24
  "Honor" – The NCIS team must determine whether a dishonorably discharged Marine is the target of an international set-up or if he committed murder, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, April 24 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/1/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Jordana Lewis Jaffe and R. Scott Gemmill
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS CARRIE AND AL SEEK JUSTICE FOR A MURDERED TEEN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “UNFORGETTABLE,” TUESDAY, APRIL 24 ON CBS
  Editor’s note: The air date for this episode has been changed.
  Golden Globe Award Nominee and Series Consultant Marilu Henner (“Taxi”) Guest Stars as Carrie’s Aunt
  “Golden Bird” — Al and Carrie investigate the murder of a teen who seemed to have no enemies. Meanwhile, Carrie looks to her estranged aunt for help with the investigation into her sister’s murder, on a rebroadcast of UNFORGETTABLE, Tuesday, April 24 (10:00 – 11:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Golden Globe Award nominee and series consultant Marilu Henner (“Taxi”) guest stars as Carrie’s aunt. (Originally broadcast 11/15/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Foley
  DIRECTED BY: Paul Holahan
   

• CBS THE BAU TEAM INVESTIGATES THE REAL REASON BEHIND AN APPARENT MASS SUICIDE AT A MILITARY ACADEMY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25
  Emmy Award-Nominated Actor Rene Auberjonois (“Boston Legal,” “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”) Guest Stars as Ron Massey, Headmaster of the Military Academy
  “Self-Fulfilling Prophecy” – The BAU team looks into the real reasons behind an apparent mass suicide of a small group of youths at a military academy. Also, Hotch and Morgan butt heads when a team member could be in jeopardy, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, April 25 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award-nominated actor Rene Auberjonois (“Boston Legal,” “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”) guest stars as Ron Massey, headmaster of the military academy. (Originally broadcast 12/7/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Erica Messer, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Charlie Haid
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A SEEMINGLY INNOCENT RANCHER WHO TURNS OUT TO BE A BALLISTICS EXPERT, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25
  Guest Stars Include Grant Show As Agent Viggo McQuaid and Matt Lauria As Agent Pratt, Who Work With The CSI Team On The Case; Titus Welliver As CEO Mark Gabriel And Annabeth Gish As His Wife, Laura Gabriel
  “Zippered” – When the CSI team discovers a deceased rancher was also a ballistics expert, they have to work with the FBI to solve the case, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, April 25 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Grant Show guest stars as Agent Viggo McQuaid and Matt Lauria guest stars as Agent Pratt, who both work with the CSI team on the case. Titus Welliver guest stars as CEO Mark Gabriel and Annabeth Gish guest stars as his wife, Laura Gabriel. (Originally broadcast 12/7/11.)
  WRITTEN: Joe Pokaski
  DIRECTED BY: Alec Smight
   

• CBS CIA AGENT RAY CRUZ RETURNS TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE WITH ZIVA WHILE THE NCIS TEAM INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A NAVY LIEUTENANT COMMANDER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, APRIL 28
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled episode.
  Enrique Murciano Returns as CIA Agent Ray Cruz
  “A Desperate Man”– When a Navy lieutenant commander is found dead in a building under construction, NCIS must search for a killer while dealing with interruptions from her distraught detective husband. Meanwhile, Ray’s return has Ziva thinking about her future, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, on a special night, Saturday, April 28 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/10/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Nicole Mirante-Matthews
  DIRECTED BY: Leslie Libman
   

• CBS PATRICK JANE ACCEPTS THE HELP OF A LOCAL ASTROLOGER TO SOLVE THE PUZZLING CASE OF A TRIPLE HOMICIDE INVOLVING TWO POLICEMEN, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE MENTALIST," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, APRIL 28
  Editor’s note: The air date for this episode has been changed.
  Episode Directed by Series Star Simon Baker
  John Billingsley ("Star Trek: Enterprise) Guest Stars as the Astrologer, Ellis Mars; Heather Tom ("The Bold and the Beautiful") Guest Stars as a Witness, Marva
  "Red Moon" — Patrick Jane accepts the help of a local astrologer, Ellis Mars (John Billingsley), to solve the puzzling case of a triple homicide that involves two policemen and the fiancé of an EMT worker, on THE MENTALIST, at a special night and time, Saturday, April 28 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Heather Tom ("The Bold and the Beautiful") also guest stars as Marva, a witness. (Originally broadcast 11/18/10.)
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer and Creator Bruno Heller
  DIRECTED BY: Series star Simon Baker
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 22
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: THE CLEVELAND SHOW, BOB’S BURGERS, FAMILY GUY AND AMERICAN DAD are preempted tonight.]
  --“MARRIED WITH CHILDREN”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-Stereo
  MEET THE BUNDYS ON THE PILOT EPISODE OF “MARRIED WITH CHILDREN” SUNDAY, APRIL 22, ON FOX
  Originally airing April 5, 1987 on FOX, with three half-hour broadcasts – one at 7:00 PM, 8:00 PM and 9:00 PM – Al gets front row seats to a basketball game, but Peggy makes him stay home and meet their new neighbors, Marcy and Steve Rhoades, in the “Pilot” episode of “Married with Children” rebroadcast in conjunction with FOX’s 25th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL on Sunday, April 22 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MC-101) (TV-PG D, L)
  Voice Cast: Ed O’Neill as Al Bundy, Katey Sagal as Peggy Bundy; Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy; David Faustino as Bud Bundy; Amanda Bearse as Marcy Rhoades; David Garrison as Steve Rhoades
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 22
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-Stereo
  HOMER MOONLIGHTS AS A MALL SANTA ON THE FIRST-EVER FULL-LENGTH EPISODE OF “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 22, ON FOX
  Originally airing December 17, 1989 at 8:30 PM on FOX, money’s tight in the Simpson household, and when Homer learns he won’t be getting a Christmas bonus, life in Springfield gets even tighter. So what’s a breadwinner to do, except take a second job as a shopping mall Santa in “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” the first-ever full-length episode of THE SIMPSONS, rebroadcast in conjunction with FOX’s 25th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL on Sunday, April 22 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-108) (TV-PG L, V)
  Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 24
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS SEEKS SEX ADVICE FROM THE GUYS ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 24, ON FOX
  Justin Long, Eva Amurri (“Californication”) and Michaela Watkins (“Saturday Night Live”) Guest-Star
  When Jess decides to take her relationship with Paul (guest star Long) to the next level, she consults with the guys for some sex advice. Meanwhile, Schmidt worms his way into his boss’ baby shower to compete with his office female counterpart in the “Bad In Bed” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 24 (9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-108) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Justin Long as Paul
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 28
  --“ALCATRAZ”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE ON “ALCATRAZ” SATURDAY, APRIL 28, ON FOX
  Revealing doors are opened and lives hang in the balance as Rebecca will stop at nothing to pursue the man who killed her partner in the “Tommy Madsen” episode of ALCATRAZ airing Saturday, April 28 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ALC-113) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: David Hoflin as Tommy Madsen
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 28
  —“NEW GIRL”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS INVITES RUSSELL TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT THE LOFT ON “NEW GIRL” SATURDAY, APRIL 28, ON FOX
  Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”) and Basketball Great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Guest-Star
  A nervous Jess invites Russell to spend the weekend at the loft, and her fears are amplified when he gets along better with the guys than she hoped. Meanwhile, Winston begins work at a sports radio station, but quickly finds out his boss is more of a shock jock, and Nick tries to make an invention from his “Idea Notebook” into a reality in the “Normal” episode of NEW GIRL airing Saturday, April 28 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-120) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Katrina Bowden as Holly; Sophie Kargman as Lindsey; Jessica Herman as Lena; Rebecca Reid as Olya; Sasha Neboga as Masha; Rekefet Abergel as Claire
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT"
  "VALENTINE'S DAY" (Re-run from 4/18)
  04/28/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : A RAPE INVESTIGATION IS SET INTO MOTION AFTER A HUSBAND SEES HIS WIFE (GUEST STAR CHLOË SEVIGNY) BEING ATTACKED WHILE VIDEO CHATTING.
  While video chatting with his wife (guest star Sevigny) on the way home from an international business trip, a Wall Street executive watches an intruder assault and abduct her. The kidnappers demand ransom, and Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay), Amaro (Danny Pino), Rollins (Kelli Giddish), and Tutuola (Ice-T) are on the scene when the missing housewife arrives to pick up the money. She frantically tells the detectives about her ordeal, but Benson grows suspicious of her story. The SVU squad and Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak (Diane Neal) dig deeper to find out who the real victim is in this increasingly complicated case. Also starring Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen.) Appearances by returning guest stars Ron Rifkin (Counselor Marvin Exley) and Laura Benanti (Maria Grazie.)
  

OTHER

• As Downton Abbey's Lady Violet (played by the inimitable Maggie Smith) might say, "What is an EXTENDED weekend?"
  A five-day, four-night trip for two adults to London, that's what!
  You have from now through April 27, 2012 to enter The MASTERPIECE Classic Sweepstakes Grand Prize, which includes airfare and accommodations, as well as tours of Leeds Castle, and Highclere Castle (the location used to film the popular series Downton Abbey)! The winner will also enjoy afternoon tea with Jessica Fellowes, author of The World of Downton Abbey.
  An opportunity that shouldn't be missed, for fans of Downton Abbey and MASTERPIECE on PBS! And with Spring in high gear, it's the perfect getaway opportunity for your readers.
  Please find below our release, and for more information and how to enter, visit http://pbs.org/masterpiecesweepstakes.
  MASTERPIECE Classic Sweepstakes Offers Fans a VIP Trip to Britain Grand Prize Includes a Visit to Highclere Castle
   

• THE WILD THORNBERRYS: SEASON 2, PART 2 IN STORES APRIL 24, 2012
  The Last 8 Episodes from the Second Season of Nickelodeon's Hit Animated Series Debut On DVD From Shout! Factory
  LOS ANGELES -- Prepare for a smashing good time as you travel around the world with the Thornberry family in Season 2! Eliza Thornberry's parents, Nigel and Marianne, have a knack for nature; they produce the award-winning nature show, "Nigel Thornberry's Animal World." And Eliza has a secret- she was given the magical ability to talk to animals! Together with her family and best friend, a surprisingly sophisticated chimpanzee named Darwin, Eliza devotes her life to helping animals and protecting nature. Two DVDs packed with incredible wild adventures will have you laughing along with the Thornberrys' comic antics and cheering for victory with every episode! The Wild Thornberrys: Season 2, Part 2 will be released on April 24, 2012 for the suggested retail price of $19.93.
  The Wild Thornberrys is an epic family adventure featuring an all-star voice cast, including Lacey Chabert (Party Of Five), Tim Curry (The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius) and Flea (The Red Hot Chili Peppers).

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC GCB (4/15)
  THE GCBS GET BIT BY THE THEATER BUG, ON ABC'S "GCB"
  "Pride Comes Before a Fall" - Pastor Tudor's rivalry with Reverend Steve has Amanda taking charge of a church musical that was written by Heather in high school. The GCBs come out of the woodwork, resulting in a sing-off between Carlene and Cricket. Meanwhile, Sharon takes her "Losing it with Jesus" weight loss program to the next level and recruits Gigi to help, on "GCB," SUNDAY, APRIL 15 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Pride Comes Before a Fall" guest stars Tyler Jacob Moore as Pastor John Tudor, Michael Arden as Reverend Steve Stewart, Hartley Sawyer as Bozeman Peacham, Paul Ganus as Lonnie McMahon, Grace Lee as chorus member and Johnny Dowers as stage hand.
  "Pride Comes Before a Fall" was written by Robert Sudduth and directed byMatt Shakman.
  
  

• ABC CASTLE: Headhunters
  CASTLE JOINS A COP FROM THE CITY'S GANG UNIT, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Adam Baldwin Guest Stars, Reuniting with Nathan Fillion
  "Headhunters" - With tensions rising between Castle and Beckett, Castle finds himself a new partner -- Detective Ethan Slaughter (guest star Adam Baldwin, "Firefly"), a tough and colorful cop from the city's gang unit. But Castle gets more than he bargained for when Slaughter shows him a grittier side of police work that puts Castle in the line of fire like never before, on "Castle," MONDAY, APRIL 16 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Cast: Adam Baldwin as Detective Ethan Slaughter, Michael McGrady as Brian Reilly, Michael Dorn as Dr. Carter Burke.
  "Headhunters" was written by Alexi Hawley and directed by John Terlesky.
   

• ABC BLOOD PRESSURE WON'T RISE EVEN MORE, ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  Robert Forster ("The Descendants," "Jackie Brown") Guest Stars
  "This Bud's For You" - When Mike's dad, Bud (Robert Forster), moves to town to be the builder on the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa is concerned that some of Bud's well-intentioned ways might elevate Mike's high blood pressure, on "Last Man Standing," on TUESDAY, APRIL 17 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Robert Forster as Bud, Michael Merton as Dr. Harrison and Dennis Hadley as announcer on TV.
  "This Bud's For You" was written by Bryan Behar & Steve Baldikoski and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: Ways to Be Wicked
  *** EPISODE CHANGE ***
  ELLIE'S MOM COMES FOR A VISIT, AND GRAYSON HELPS LAURIE WITH HER CAKE BUSINESS, ON ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  "Ways to Be Wicked" - No one believes Ellie when she tries to convince them that her seemingly lovely mom, Betsy (guest star Susan Blakely), is actually a sociopath; Grayson decides to help Laurie with her dream of opening a cake business, but her reaction isn't what he expected; and Bobby and Chick (Ken Jenkins) help Travis and his buddies in their plan to steal the campus cougar statue, on "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, APRIL 17 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  This episode replaces "Money Becomes King," which moves to April 24.
  Guest starring are Susan Blakely as Betsy, Ken Jenkins as Chick, LaMarcus Tinker as Kevin and Shawn Parikh as Sig.
  "Ways to Be Wicked" was written by Sam Laybourne. Bruce Leddy directed.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Entering Eden
  GEORGE'S LOVE LIFE TAKES AN INTERESTING TURN, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  Alicia Silverstone Makes a Special Guest Appearance
  "Entering Eden" - When George meets Eden (Alicia Silverstone) at the Chatswin Farmer's Market, there is an immediate attraction and he finds himself smitten with her and her healthy eating habits. Meanwhile, Yakult goes missing and it's up to Tessa and Dalia to find her, and Noah and Jill make a surprising announcement, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Entering Eden" guest stars Katelyn Pacitto as Kaitlyn, Kara Pacitto as Kenzie, Abbie Cobb as Kimantha, Alicia Silverstone as Eden, Bunnie Rivera as Carmen, Joshua Erenberg as A.J. and Parisa Fakhri as Dr. Bachman.
  "Entering Eden" was written by Patricia Breen and directed by Gail Mancuso.
   

• ABC DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23: Daddy's Girl...
  CHLOE'S MATCHMAKING SKILLS ARE UNCONVENTIONAL TO SAY THE LEAST, ON ABC'S "DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23"
  "Daddy's Girl..." - Dating is awkward enough, but when you add Chloe into the mix, it grows tenfold, which June learns the hard way when she begrudgingly allows Chloe to set her up. Meanwhile, James decides to teach an acting class but can't seem to escape his Dawson persona, on "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast in "Daddy's Girl..." includes Eve Gordon as Mrs. Colburn, Peter MacKenzie as Mr. Colburn, Ray Ford as Luther, Michael Landes as Scott, Marin Hinkle as Karen, Amra Silajdzic as Svetlana, Elizabeth Mercer as customer, Brian Konowal as drunk guy, Dante Swain and student no. 1, Foster Wilson as student no. 2, Maisie Pacia as student no. 3.
  "Daddy's Girl..." was written by Nahnatchka Khan and directed by Michael Spiller.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Doubt
  SEEDS OF DOUBT COULD FREE DANIEL FROM PRISON BUT DESTROY HIS FAITH IN EMILY, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  James Purefoy Guest Stars as Dominik Wright
  "Doubt" - Daniel's imprisonment sends Victoria to depths that no one thought possible, as the surprise return of a past love (James Purefoy as Dominik Wright) provides a destructive but welcome distraction from her family's struggles. Meanwhile, Jack's search for Amanda grows more desperate as he comes under suspicion for murder, on "Revenge," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast is Ed Corbin as Bull, Roger Bart as Mason Treadwell, Courtney B. Vance as Benjamin Brooks, Derek Ray as Lee and James Purefoy as Dominik Wright.
  "Doubt" was written by Mike Kelley and directed by Matt Earl Beesley.
   

• ABC MISSING: A Busy Solitude
  BECCA MUST AVOID BEING TAKEN INTO CUSTODY, ON ABC'S "MISSING"
  "A Busy Solitude" -- Becca must avoid being taken into custody. She decides to try a dangerous new tactic to get Michael back, on "Missing," THURSDAY, APRIL 19 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Location setting for this episode is Moscow, Russia.
  Guest Cast: Keith Carradine as Martin Newman, Gina McKee as Jamie Ortega, Karel Roden as Azimoff and Laura Donnelly as Violet Heath.
  "A Busy Solitude" was written by Patrick MacManus and directed by Paul Edwards.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: The Girl with No Name
  THE DOCTORS DISCOVER AN IDENTITY FOR A JANE DOE, AND THE RESIDENTS BEGIN TO INTERVIEW, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  Guest Starring Loretta Devine ("Crash") and Vanessa Marano ("Switched at Birth")
  "The Girl with No Name" - The doctors work on a Jane Doe, who turns out to be the subject of a case that gained national interest; Cristina proves to be the highest in demand as the residents begin their interviews for post-residency positions at prospective hospitals; and Richard is faced with an unsettling realization when he visits Adele at Rose Ridge, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, APRIL 19 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Loretta Devine as Adele Webber and Vanessa Marano as Holly Weeler. Other guest cast TBA.
  "The Girl with No Name" was written by Pete Nowalk and directed by Ron Underwood.
   

• ABC PRIVATE PRACTICE: It Was Inevitable - NEW NIGHT
  COOPER AND CHARLOTTE DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP MASON STRONG AS HE FACES HIS MOTHER'S RAPIDLY-DETERIORATING CONDITION, WHEN "PRIVATE PRACTICE" MOVES TO A NEW NIGHT, TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  Guest Starring A.J. Langer ("My So-Called Life")
  "It Was Inevitable" - As Erica's medical condition rapidly worsens, Cooper and Charlotte do their best to prepare an in-denial Mason; Violet and Pete, both single again, find they still have feelings for each other; Addison encourages Amelia to embrace her impending motherhood, and Sheldon and Jake work with a devastating case in which a woman, jailed for killing her two children, is pregnant with a third, when "Private Practice" moves to a new night, TUESDAY, APRIL 17 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Starring A.J. Langer as Erica Warner, Enid Graham as Elise Wilson, Maury Sterling as Curt Wilson and Aloma Wright as Mildred Clemons.
  "It Was Inevitable" was written Adele Lim and Christopher Fife and directed by Bill Purple.
   

• ABC ON ABC’S SCANDAL (4/19)
  WHEN A MILLIONAIRE'S SON IS ACCUSED OF RAPE, EVEN OLIVIA POPE & ASSOCIATES MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SAVE HIM, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Hell Hath No Fury" - The team reluctantly decides to help a millionaire's son accused of rape, but regardless of the facts, public perception is a hard thing to change, and this is one case that the team might not be able to win. Meanwhile, Olivia still insists on taking Amanda Tanner as a client, but is unable to put her own past with the President behind her when Amanda's first request is a meeting with the President, on "Scandal," THURSDAY, APRIL 19 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are JoBeth Williams as Sandra Harding, Joshua Malina as David Rosen, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant, Matt Letscher as Billy Chambers, Liza Weil as Amanda Tanner, Brendan Hines as Gideon Wallace, Curtis Armstrong as Seamus Cole, Michael Cssidy as Travis Harding, Ellen Woglom as Helen Fisher and Jerrika Hinton as Hannah.
  "Hell Hath No Fury" was written by Matt Byrne and directed by Allison Liddi-Brown.
   

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: Money Becomes King
  JULES AND GRAYSON NEED TO MAKE SOME GROWN UP DECISIONS, ON ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  "Money Becomes King" - Jules and Grayson can't see eye to eye when it comes to joining their finances, but they're both going to have to make some sacrifices if they actually want to get married -- and that is not going to be easy. Meanwhile, Laurie's Krazy Kakes business is doing surprisingly well, and Travis convinces her to make some grown up decisions of her own, on "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, APRIL 24 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest stars include Nicole Sullivan as Lynn Mettler, Robert Clendenin as Tom and Briga Heelan as Holly.
  "Money Becomes King" was written by Ryan Koh and directed by Michael McDonald.
   

• CBS ALICIA IS FORCED BACK INTO THE SPOTLIGHT BY PETER’S NEWEST POLITICAL RIVAL, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  Matthew Perry Returns as Mike Kresteva and Parker Posey Returns as Vanessa Gold
  “No Ordinary Lie” – As Alicia counsels a client whether to accept a strict plea deal, she’s distracted by Peter’s newest political rival, whose actions force her back into the public spotlight, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, April 15 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television. Matthew Perry returns as Mike Kresteva and Parker Posey returns as Vanessa Gold.
  WRITTEN BY: Ted Humphrey
  DIRECTED BY: Roxann Dawson
   

• CBS "NYC 22," A NEW CHARACTER-DRIVEN POLICE DRAMA, PREMIERES SUNDAY, APRIL 15, 10:00 PM
  NYC 22, a new character-driven police drama, will premiere Sunday, April 15 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  NYC 22 follows six diverse NYPD rookies as they patrol the gritty streets of upper Manhattan. With unique backgrounds, personalities and reasons for being on the force, the new cops will make their share of rookie mistakes while they figure out how to relate to their boss, each other and the people they swore to protect.
  The series stars Terry Kinney, Adam Goldberg, Leelee Sobieski, Stark Sands, Judy Marte, Harold "House" Moore, Tom Reed and Felix Solis.
  Robert De Niro, Jane Rosenthal, Richard Price, Ken Sanzel and James Mangold are executive producers of NYC 22 for CBS Television Studios in association with Tribeca Productions. NYC 22 was created by Richard Price.
  NYC 22 replaces CSI: MIAMI, which will have completed its full run of original episodes for the season.
  TERRY KINNEY, ADAM GOLDBERG, LEELEE SOBIESKI, STARK SANDS, JUDY MARTE, HAROLD “HOUSE” MOORE, TOM REED AND FELIX SOLIS STAR IN "NYC 22," A NEW CHARACTER-DRIVEN POLICE DRAMA PREMIERING ON SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  “Pilot” — Field Training Officer Daniel “Yoda” Dean supervises six rookie cops as they navigate through their first day at upper Manhattan’s 22nd Precinct, on the series premiere of NYC 22, Sunday, April 15 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  NYC 22 follows six diverse NYPD rookies as they patrol the gritty streets of upper Manhattan. The new trainees include Jennifer “White House” Perry, a former college volleyball star and Marine MP in Iraq with a take-charge attitude; Ray “Lazarus” Harper, the oldest rookie and a former police news reporter with better sources than most seasoned cops; Tonya Sanchez, who comes from a family with a criminal history; Ahmad Kahn, an Afghani native who fought his way to freedom; Kenny McClaren, a fourth-generation police officer with great instincts but qualms about joining the force; and Jayson “Jackpot” Toney, a young basketball legend who squandered his opportunity in the NBA. Their demanding Field Training Officer, Daniel “Yoda” Dean, is a case-hardened, unsentimental veteran of the force who emphasizes basics and holds each cop accountable for their actions. Rounding out the team is Sergeant Terry Howard, a no-nonsense plainclothes officer from the Gang Intel Unit, who trains the rookies on how to keep the gangbangers at bay. With unique backgrounds, personalities and reasons for being on the force, the new cops will make their share of rookie mistakes while they figure out how to relate to their boss, each other and the people they swore to protect.
  WRITTEN BY: James Mangold
  DIRECTED BY: James Mangold
  
  

• CBS BARNEY TRIES TO LURE TED INTO MAKING EVERY NIGHT "LEGENDARY," ON "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, APRIL 16
  "Now We're Even" — Just as Ted starts to settle into his new apartment alone, Barney tries to entice him into going out every single night. Meanwhile, Lily has a naughty dream about someone other then Marshall, and Robin finally becomes a famous news anchor, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Chuck Tatham
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS CAROLINE PROMISES TO DROP EARL’S TAX RETURN IN THE MAIL, BUT GETS SIDETRACKED HELPING MAX FILE HERS, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, APRIL 16
  “And The Messy Purse Smackdown” – After promising Earl to drop his tax return in the mail, Caroline learns that Max has never filed, and gets sidetracked trying to help her, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, April 16 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Molly McAleer
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS MOLLY HAS A MELTDOWN WHEN HER WEDDING DRESS DOESN’T FIT THREE WEEKS BEFORE THE WEDDING, ON "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, APRIL 16
  "The Dress" — Molly’s dieting goes into overdrive when her wedding dress doesn’t zip during her final fitting, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, April 16 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts and Chuck Lorre
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster and Al Higgins
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS WALDEN’S COMMITMENT IS TESTED WHEN ZOEY AND HER DAUGHTER COME TO LIVE WITH HIM, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, APRIL 16
  “Mr. Hose Says ‘Yes’” – Walden’s commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, April 16 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Lee Aronsohn and Susan Beavers
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS A WAREHOUSE FIRE CONTAINING CLASSIFIED NAVY DOCUMENTS REUNITES TONY WITH A BOY FROM HIS PAST, ON "NCIS," TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  Editor's note: The end time of this episode has been changed.
  Gaius Charles Guest Stars as Baltimore Detective Jason King
  “Rekindled” – After a warehouse fire reveals missing Navy documents, posing a potential threat to national security, the NCIS team joins the Baltimore P.D. investigation, reuniting Tony with a boy from his past, on NCIS, Tuesday, April 17 (8:00-9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Gaius Charles (“Friday Night Lights”) guest stars as Baltimore Detective Jason King.
  WRITTEN BY: Christopher J. Waild and Reed Steiner
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Horowitz
   

• CBS TIMMY TRIES TO RECONNECT WITH A WOMAN WHO HE SHARED A MOMENT WITH ON THE SUBWAY, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, APRIL 19
  "Missed Connections" — Timmy is determined to reconnect with a woman he shared a romantic moment with on the subway. Meanwhile, Audrey and Jeff blame each other when they’re snubbed by a couple they previously went out with, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, April 19 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Vanessa McCarthy
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
  
  

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 16, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, APRIL 16
  “GOSSIP GIRL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Salon of the Dead” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)
  ELIZABETH HURLEY GUEST STARS — To celebrate their official coming out as a couple, Blair (Leighton Meester) and Dan (Penn Badgley) host a glamorous British-themed Salon, including guests Julian Tepper and Jenna Gribbon (founders of The Oracle Club). Lola (guest star Ella Rae Peck) lands the audition of a lifetime, but Gossip Girl may have other plans for the Upper East Side’s latest It Girl. Meanwhile, Lily (Kelly Rutherford) and Rufus (Matthew Settle) disagree over the best way to handle the Ivy (Kaylee DeFer) situation, and Serena (Blake Lively) and Diana (Hurley) face-off over secrets they both would prefer remain secrets. Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick also guest star. Norman Buckley directed the episode written by Natalie Krinsky (#520).
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 16
  “HART OF DIXIE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Bachelorettes & Bullets” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  LEMON’S BACHELORETTE PARTY / JUSTIN HARTLEY GUEST STARS — Zoe (Rachel Bilson) makes a romantic connection with one of her patients, Jesse (guest star Hartley), and accepts his invitation to lunch. Lemon (Jaime King) agrees to let Magnolia (guest star Claudia Lee) plan her bachelorette party as long as she follows Lemon’s strict instructions, but Magnolia has some more “interesting” plans in store for her big sister. Wade (Wilson Bethel) plans a hunting trip for George’s (Scott Porter) bachelor party. Cress Williams also stars. Patrick Norris directed the episode written by executive producer Donald Todd (#118). Fashion to Talk About
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  “RINGER” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “I’m The Good Twin” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  BRIDGET COMES CLEAN ABOUT WHO SHE REALLY IS — As the vow renewal nears, Bridget (Sarah Michelle Gellar) realizes she first needs to tell Andrew (Ioan Gruffudd) the truth about who she really is. Meanwhile, just as Bodaway Macawi (guest star Zahn McClarnon) starts to close in on Bridget, Agent Machado (Nestor Carbonell) is forced off the case and Henry (Kristoffer Polaha) decides whether he should tell Bridget the truth about Siobhan. Zoey Deutch also stars. Eriq LaSalle directed the episode written by Eric Charmelo and Nicole Snyder (#121).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 19
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Heart of Darkness” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TYLER RETURNS TO MYSTIC FALLS — Elena (Nina Dobrev) and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) set off together to make sure Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) is safe in Denver, and to see if his special abilities can help reveal the information they need about ancient vampire bloodlines. It doesn’t take them long to learn that Jeremy has been hanging with the wrong people. Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Klaus (Joseph Morgan) both go to brutal extremes in their search for the missing weapon. Caroline (Candice Accola) is thrilled when Tyler (Michael Trevino) returns to town, but Tyler soon suspects that something has been going on between Caroline and Klaus. Matt (Zach Roerig) has his hands full trying to keep Rebecca (Claire Holt) busy organizing the school’s upcoming 1920s Decade Dance. Chris Grismer directed the episode written by Brian Young and Evan Bleiweiss (#319).
  The Vampire Diaries --The Last Four Episodes of the season
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Wrath” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  NIKITA IS CAPTURED AND TORTURED — When Nikita (Maggie Q) worked for Division, she targeted a man named Nicholas Brandt (guest star Rick Ravanello) and infiltrated his inner circle. She captured him and he’s been behind bars ever since. However, Percy (Xander Berkeley) springs Brant, and his first mission is to capture Nikita for payback. After he has her in his clutches, he tortures her, forcing Nikita to face a side of herself she thought she had long buried. Meanwhile, Percy continues to play mind games with Michael (Shane West), Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) and Sean (Dillon Casey), pushing one of them to the brink of death. Aaron Stanford also stars. Jeffrey Hunt directed the episode written by Albert Kim (#219).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Of Grave Importance” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  AN OLD HUNTER FRIEND RECONNECTS WITH SAM AND DEAN — Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) get a call from Annie Hawkins (guest star Jamie Luner), an old hunter friend, asking for help on a case. When they arrive in town, they find out Annie has disappeared. They trace her last whereabouts to an old abandoned house that is haunted by a powerful ghost. Tim Andrew directed the episode written by Brad Buckner & Eugenie Ross-Leming (#719).
   

• FOX BART LEARNS FIRSTHAND THAT LOVE HURTS ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  When Bart is forced to chaperone Jimbo’s girlfriend to a movie, she ends up developing feelings for him, resulting in a whole bunch of trouble with the bullies at school. Meanwhile, Homer is persuaded to buy a state-of-the-art treadmill, fully equipped with a television. When Lisa shows Homer that he can access television shows wirelessly, he develops an obsession with watching an old television show from the treadmill, but not actually working out, until Marge decides to intervene in the all-new “Beware My Cheating Bart” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2311) (TV-PG L, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  BOB GIVES THE FOOD TRUCK BUSINESS A TRY ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  Megan Mullally (BREAKING IN) Guest-Voices
  Bob’s family persuades him to buy a food truck and compete with the ones stealing his customers right outside the restaurant. When the Belchers bring their food truck to the “Lolla-Pa-Foods-A-Festival,” the Belcher kids’ mischief causes the foodies and other truck owners to riot against them in the all-new “Food Truckin’” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-205) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Megan Mullally as Tabitha Johnson; David Herman as Bill; Paul F.Tompkins as Randy; Larry Murphy as Larry
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE JOKE’S ON RALLO ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  One of Rallo’s pranks goes too far and gets Cleveland Jr. kicked out of the scouts. So Cleveland takes matters into his own hands, and threatens to send Rallo to juvenile detention in the all-new "American Prankster" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-318) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  
  

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 16
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S CASE MAKES FOR A HAIRY SITUATION ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 16, ON FOX
  When a corpse is found at a landfill, dyed in a blue substance, intern Arastoo Vaziri (guest star Pej Vahdat) discovers a method that helps eliminate postmortem damages to the corpse, which leads the team back to a hair salon where the victim worked. Meanwhile Bones is feeling uncomfortable in her post-baby body, so Booth decides to do something special to boost her self-confidence in the all-new “The Don’t in the Do” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-709) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Pej Vahdat as Arastoo Vaziri; Rafael J. Noble as Reverand Bill Summers; Joyce Guy as Connie Summers; Ravi Patel as Poorab Sangani; Jamie Mann as Tabitha Miller; Neil Hopkins as Kevin Silver; Jai D. Rodriguez as Theo Alex Norman; Ina Barron as Karine Rosenthal; Jennifer O’Dell as Ruby Schnepp; Megan Stevenson as Tess Levinson; Kristi Clainos as Andi Michaels; Thea Emily Nelson as Candace Schapiro; Claudia Choi as Julie Wong; Monica Lee Gradischek as Customer; Janell Winkler as Congregant
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 16
  --“HOUSE”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM DISSECTS DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIPS ON AN ALL-NEW "HOUSE" MONDAY, APRIL 16, ON FOX
  House and the team take on the case of a man who starts tearing blood. Meanwhile, House is interviewing for a new favorite hooker, since his current favorite, Emily, has decided to get married and leave the business. Desperate for Emily “companionship,” House teams up with his “wife” Dominika to sabotage Emily’s budding relationship in the “We Need the Eggs” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, April 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-817) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Karolina Wydra as Dominika Patrova; Patrick Stump as Micah; Kevin Christy as Henry; Amy Davidson as Molly; Alexis Raben as Wendy; Noelle Bellinghausen as Emily; George Sharperson as Harris; Nik Isbelle as Amy; Beckie King as Debbie; Malana Lea as Fawn; Elizabeth J. Carlisle as Butter Scotch; Eddie Pepitone as Operator; Laura Carpenter as Cindy; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  --“GLEE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE NEW DIRECTIONS ARE STAYIN’ ALIVE ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” TUESDAY, APRIL 17, ON FOX
  The New Directions pay homage to the movie "Saturday Night Fever" by grooving to disco-infused dance numbers in the all-new “Saturday Night Glee-ver” episode of GLEE airing Tuesday, April 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-316) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans; Lauren Potter as Becky Jackson; NeNe Leakes as Coach Roz Washington; Jonathan Groff as Jesse St. James.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS VOLUNTEERS FOR MOTHERHOOD ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 17, ON FOX
  Jeanne Tripplehorn (“Big Love”) and FOX Sports’ Michael Strahan Guest-Star
  Jess babysits Russell’s pre-teen daughter for the weekend and meets his ex-wife (guest star Tripplehorn). Then, Schmidt and Cece panic when they think she’s pregnant. Also, Nick’s new girlfriend may be too young and Winston discovers his new boss is a big baby in the “Kids” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 17 (9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-121) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Jeanne Tripplehorn as Ouli; Phil Hendrie as Joe Napoli; Annalise Basso as Sarah; Chloe Bridges as Chloe; Michael Strahan as Himself
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  **SEASON FINALE**--“RAISING HOPE”—(9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE CHANCE FAMILY IS PUT ON TRIAL ON THE SEASON TWO FINALE OF "RAISING HOPE" TUESDAY, APRIL 17, ON FOX
  Special Guest Appearances by Jason Lee, Jaime Pressly and Ethan Suplee of “My Name is Earl”
  Following the revelations of the “Inside Probe” expose of their family history, the Chances are put on trial in a fight to retain custody of Hope in "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back" the Season Two finale episode of RAISING HOPE airing Tuesday, April 17 (9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOP-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Baylie and Rylie Cregut as Hope; Nancy Grace as herself; Kate Micucci as Shelley; Todd Giebenhain as Frank; Jason Lee as Smokey Floyd; Jaime Pressly as Donna; Ethan Suplee as Andrew; Bijou Phillips as Lucy; David Krumholtz as Carl; Ed Begley Jr. as himself; Lou Wagner as Wally Phipps; Jackie Hoffman as Sylvia Barnes; Amy Hill as the Judge; Camden Garcia as Trevor
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 19
  --“TOUCH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A shocking development occurs ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” THURSDAY, APRIL 19, ON FOX
  As Martin and Clea work together to uncover a shocking development involving Clea’s mentally-challenged mother, Teller (guest star Danny Glover) steps into trouble when he visits Jake at the board-and-care facility. Meanwhile, a plane crash survivor seeks new purpose to his existence and a Chinese couple struggles to find balance between work and life in the all-new “Lost and Found” episode of TOUCH airing Thursday, April 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-106) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Cast: Danny Glover as Arthur Teller
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  --“THE FINDER”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  WALTER IS ASKED TO FIND A MISSING HUSBAND AND FATHER ON AN ALL-NEW "THE FINDER" FRIDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX
  Kelly Carlson (“Nip/Tuck”) Guest-Stars
  When a family employs Walter to find their missing father and husband, the only help they can offer is a partial voicemail recording of his last message to them. Meanwhile, an attractive FBI agent (guest star Kelly Carlson) is also looking for the same man, and she tries to get as much information about him from Walter as she can. Also, Leo’s memories of his deceased wife and daughter bring new meaning to the case and the family they’re trying to reunite in the all-new “The Conversation” episode of THE FINDER airing Friday, April 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-106) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Toby Hemingway as Timo Proud; Mercedes Colon as Marta Abreu; Yara Shahidi as Adina Abreu; Gabriel Salvador as Raul Valerio; Patrick Fabian as CEO Dwayne Anderson; Kelly Carlson as Gail McHottie; Noah Engh as “One-Man Band”; Celestin Cornielle as Carlos Abreu.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  --“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE FRINGE TEAM GOES BACK TO THE FUTURE ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE” FRIDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX
  The FRINGE tradition of a mind-bending 19th episode continues as the story jumps ahead to 2036, when the Observers and the Fringe team engage in a game-changing battle in the all-new “Letters of Transit” episode of FRINGE airing Friday, April 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-419) (TV-14 L, V)
  Message from FOX Reader: Be advised. It is 2036. Our world has been occupied by an invading force - The Observers. Everything you once knew no longer exists. But note, although sparsely populated, the Fringe Division still remains. You will meet Etta (Georgina Haig), part of the Fringe Division, who works with Fringe Agent Simon Foster (Henry Ian Cusick). You will accompany them on their mission. However, proceed with caution. You are now a part of the Resistance. Good luck, Jeff Pinkner  J.H. Wyman Executive Producers  Caution - Beware of Natives with the following markings
  The FRINGE "Letters of Transit" episode, airs Friday, April 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX
   

• HBO GIRLS will premiere on April 15 at 10:30pm, only on HBO!  The official poster for the highly-anticipated HBO series is now available.  Hannah, Marnie, Jessa and Shoshanna are trying to figure life out. They’ve been living in New York for a couple of years, but they’re still not sure what they want – from boys, from each other, from themselves. And things aren’t getting any clearer.
  Created by and starring Lena Dunham (“Tiny Furniture”), the new HBO series GIRLS takes a comic look at the assorted humiliations and rare triumphs of a group of girls in their early 20s. Dunham, Judd Apatow and Jenni Konner executive produce the show, which kicks off its ten-episode season SUNDAY, APRIL 15 (10:30-11:00 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO.
  NEW COMEDY SERIES GIRLS, CREATED BY AND STARRING “TINY FURNITURE” FILMMAKER LENA DUNHAM, DEBUTS APRIL 15, EXCLUSIVELY ON HBO
  Lena Dunham, Judd Apatow And Jenni Konner Executive Produce
   

• Lifetime On Sunday, April 15, at 8pm ET/ PT, Lifetime Movie Network will premiere The Wife He Met Online, with daytime icons Cameron Mathison and Sydney Penny.
  When Philadelphia-based divorcee Bryant (Cameron Mathison, All My Children, Dancing with the Stars, correspondent for ABC and Good Morning America) is convinced to try online dating, he doesn't think it will go anywhere. But when he comes across an online profile for a woman in Los Angeles, Georgia (Sydney Penny, Days of Our Lives, All MY Children, Thorn Birds), he quickly becomes captivated. They strike up a long-distance relationship, traveling back and forth for several months before Bryant decides that Georgia is the perfect woman for him and proposes. But just as Georgia moves across the country to start their lives together, she becomes more possessive and jealous. Georgia will let no woman get in the way of her happiness...even if it means murder.
  
  

• NBC "HARRY'S LAW" "THE CONTEST"
  04/15/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : HARRY ENTERS HER LEGAL TEAM IN A FUNDRAISER BEAUTY CONTEST IN ORDER TO SAVE THE FIRM FROM A LAWSUIT WHILE OLIVER ENLISTS THE HELP OF PHOEBE TO DEFEND A HIGH SCHOOL DRUG DEALER – Harry’s (Kathy Bates) war with her former boss escalates when she makes a large wager putting her firm on the line. In order to win, the team must strut down the catwalk at an annual Spring Gala. Meanwhile, Oliver (Mark Valley) enlists the help of Phoebe (Justine Lupe) to defend a high school girl who faces felony drug trafficking charges for dealing the Morning After pill. Karen Olivo, Nate Corddry, and Christopher McDonald also star.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE MOVIE STAR"
  04/16/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : "Bombshell" is turned upside-down by the arrival of movie star Rebecca Duvall (special guest star Uma Thurman). Karen (Katharine McPhee) and Ivy (Megan Hilty) are drawn into an uneasy alliance against their new rival -- but can they overcome their history? The romance between Tom (Christian Borle) and Sam (Leslie Odom, Jr.) heats up, while Julia (Debra Messing) and Frank (Brian D'Arcy James) must put aside their differences to address a family crisis. Dev (Raza Jaffrey) faces a big decision. Anjelica Huston and Jack Davenport also star.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "VALENTINE'S DAY"
  04/18/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : A RAPE INVESTIGATION IS SET INTO MOTION AFTER A HUSBAND SEES HIS WIFE (GUEST STAR CHLOË SEVIGNY) BEING ATTACKED WHILE VIDEO CHATTING.
  While video chatting with his wife (guest star Sevigny) on the way home from an international business trip, a Wall Street executive watches an intruder assault and abduct her. The kidnappers demand ransom, and Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay), Amaro (Danny Pino), Rollins (Kelli Giddish), and Tutuola (Ice-T) are on the scene when the missing housewife arrives to pick up the money. She frantically tells the detectives about her ordeal, but Benson grows suspicious of her story. The SVU squad and Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak (Diane Neal) dig deeper to find out who the real victim is in this increasingly complicated case. Also starring Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen.) Appearances by returning guest stars Ron Rifkin (Counselor Marvin Exley) and Laura Benanti (Maria Grazie.)
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "VIRTUAL SYSTEMS ANALYSIS"
  04/19/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : ANNIE SPENDS SOME QUALITY TIME WITH ABED IN THE DREAMATORIUM – When the biology final exam is postponed, Jeff (Joel McHale) encourages everyone to join him for a three hour lunch, but Annie (Alison Brie) convinces Abed (Danny Pudi) to let her spend some time with him in the dreamatorium instead. What starts as an innocent simulation of "Inspector Spacetime" becomes a more serious examination of the study group members and Annie learns a little bit about what makes Abed tick. Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Yvette Nicole Brown, Donald Glover, Ken Jeong and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "30 ROCK" "MURPHY BROWN LIED TO US"
  04/19/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) GETS CREATIVE WHEN HIS NEW BUSINESS IDEA FOR KABLETOWN GOES AWRY. JENNA (JANE KRAKOWSKI) STAGES A PUBLIC BREAKDOWN TO WIN BACK PAUL (GUEST STAR WILL FORTE). JAMES MARSDEN ALSO GUEST STARS.
  Jack (Baldwin) sets Liz up on a blind date to show her what she’s missing in her relationship with Criss. Meanwhile at KableTown, Jack has to scramble when his plan to manufacture couches hits a speed bump. With Tracy’s (Tracy Morgan) help, Jenna (Krakowski) orchestrates a public meltdown to get Paul’s (guest star Forte) attention.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "ANGRY ANDY "
  04/19/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : ANDY RETURNS TO THE OFFICE TO QUITE A SHOCK—Andy (Ed Helms) returns from his romantic quest to find his manhood in jeopardy. As he and Nellie (Catherine Tate) duke it out over the manager’s chair, co-workers share unwelcome advice on how to…perform. Meanwhile, Kelly (Mindy Kaling) is torn between the perfect man (guest star Sendhil Ramamurthty) and not-so-perfect Ryan (BJ Novak). Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, James Spader, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson, Ellie Kemper and Zach Woods also star.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "LIVE AMMO"
  04/19/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE MAKES HER CASE TO HELP THE PARKS DEPARTMENT—BRADLEY WHITFORD AND KATHRYN HAHN GUEST STAR--When Leslie (Amy Poehler) finds out that Parks Department budget is about to be cut, she convinces Councilman Pillner (guest star Bradley Whitford) to make the cuts elsewhere, which causes unexpected problems for her campaign. Meanwhile, Chris (Rob Lowe) takes Ron (Nick Offerman) to his favorite meditation center. Rashida Jones, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari, Jim O’Heir, and Retta also star.
   

• NBC "AWAKE" "NIGHTSWIMMING"
  04/19/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : I CAN EXPLAIN – While he and Bird (Steve Harris) work to reunite a couple and help them prepare for a new life within the witness protection program, Detective Britten (Michael Britten) realizes that he needs to take his own advice and begin preparing for his new life in Oregon with his wife, Hannah (Laura Allen). Meanwhile, anticipating the move to Oregon, Britten tries to introduce Detective Vega to his longtime confidential informant, Jake (Steve Lawrence), but finds that Jake doesn’t like being passed down to another detective. BD Wong and Cherry Jones also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "CAT AND MOUSE"
  04/20/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : NICK MUST CHOOSE SIDES WHEN HIS DUTY AS A GRIMM CONFLICTS WITH HIS DUTY AS A DETECTIVE -- BREE TURNER, SEBASTIAN ROCHE AND NEIL HOPKINS GUEST STAR – While investigating a string of murders, Nick (David Giuntoli) and Hank (Russell Hornsby) learn that their suspect’s crime wave began overseas. When Nick discovers the suspect (guest star Neil Hopkins) is being harbored by none other than Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) and Rosalee (guest star Bree Turner), he realizes he’s hunting the hunted, a freedom fighter trying desperately to escape the clutches of a creature bounty hunter (guest star Sebastian Roche). Bitsie Tulloch, Sasha Roiz and Reggie Lee also star.
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" "CHAPTER FOURTEEN"
  04/21/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : WE DON’T MAKE DEALS—Shaken by the fact that Abby (Molly Parker) has been kidnapped by Kevin Stack’s (Martin Donovan) men, Mitch (Josh Lucas) begrudgingly makes a deal with him to trade key evidence to keep her safe. With the clock ticking, Mitch is ready to make the swap when the FBI suddenly arrests him and Ray (Callum Keith Rennie), jeopardizing Abby’s life. Meanwhile, desperate to stay alive, Abby begins to play mind games on her captor in order to plot her escape. Juliette Lewis and Natasha Calis star, while Tricia Helfer guest stars.
   

• Syfy We're happy to share with you a new recap clip in anticipation for the final season of Eureka premiering Monday, April 16 at 9/8c.
  Take a look back at Eureka with the cast and crew as it heads to its final season premiering on Monday, April 16th at 9/8c.
  Eureka - Season Premieres - Tuesday, April 16th @ 9/8c on Syfy
  'A Look Back at Eureka' Sneak Peek
  And don't forget - Eureka returns for an all new season on Monday, April 16th at 9/8c on Syfy!
  In the final season of Eureka, everything you know is wrong. Who can be trusted? Catch the all-new sneak peek of and tune in to the final season of Eureka on Monday, April 16th at 9/8c.
  Eureka - The Final Season Airs Monday, April 16th at 9/8c Sneak Peek  Look  back
   

• USA Network Don't Miss the Final Three Episodes of USA's IN PLAIN SIGHT April 20, April 27 and May 4 Fridays 10/9c on USA.

NON-FICTION

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (4/15)
  KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS, AND TOM PLAYS "WHAT WOULD A GEEZER DO?," ON ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2218" - This week's highlights include a package filled with kids saying the funniest things -- including a boy who thinks stinky cheese smells like "mommy's feet" -- a round of "Unsuccessful Pool Sliders Versus Referees Getting Pummeled," a little boy who lets his dissatisfaction with getting socks for Christmas be known, and Tom plays a fun game of " What Would a Geezer Do?," on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, APRIL 15 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  
  

• ABC IN A DIANE SAWYER EXCLUSIVE, GOVERNOR MITT ROMNEY AND HIS WIFE, ANN, SIT DOWN FOR THEIR FIRST JOINT NETWORK INTERVIEW
  Interview to Air Monday, April 16 on "World News with Diane Sawyer" and "Nightline"
  On MONDAY, APRIL 16, the presumptive Republican nominee for President, Mitt Romney, will speak to "ABC World News" Anchor Diane Sawyer in an exclusive interview. With a clear lead among convention delegates, the former Massachusetts Governor is turning his attention from his Republican rivals to President Obama. In an election year with so much on the line, Sawyer's wide-ranging interview will cover the topics that matter most to voters, including the economy, health care and taxes, among other campaign issues. In addition Ann Romney will join her husband for a special conversation with Sawyer. This marks the couple's first joint network interview of the election year.
  The exclusive network interview will take place at Fenway Park and will air Monday, April 16 first on "World News with Diane Sawyer," with the extended interview airing on "Nightline." Portions of the interview will also be featured across ABC News broadcasts and platforms including "Good Morning America," ABCNews.com, the Newsmakers series on Yahoo!, OTUSNews.com, ABC News Radio and ABC NewsOne.
  "ABC World News with Diane Sawyer" airs nationally at 6:30 p.m., ET on the ABC Television Network, and in Boston, Massachusetts on Channel 5 (WCVB-TV) at 6:30 p.m., ET as well as on New Hampshire's WMUR-TV. Michael Corn is the executive producer of the broadcast. Follow Diane Sawyer and the "World News" team online: @DianeSawyer; @ABCWorldNews; facebook.com/WorldNews.
  "Nightline," the No. 1 broadcast in late-night, airs weeknights from 11:35 p.m., ET to 12:00 a.m. on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC Next week on ABC's Dancing with the Stars (4/16 & 17)
  LATIN NIGHT ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS" BRINGS ON THE HEAT, AS THE REMAINING NINE COUPLES PERFORM
  FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER ON "DWTS," THE JUDGES WILL HAVE THE FINAL DECISION ON THE NEXT COUPLE TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE DANCE DUEL
  Global Music Icon Santana Performs Monday Night
  Grammy® Award Winning Group Train and Pop Sensation Selena Gomez Perform, And "Macy's Stars of Dance" Features Percussionist Sheila E. on Tuesday Night
  "Episode 1405 & 1405A" - It's Latin Night on "Dancing with the Stars" and Global Music Icon Carlos Santana takes over the ballroom with performances of some of his classic hits throughout the evening. In a stunning opening number with the Troupe, Carlos Santana will perform his first ever Top 10 hit, "Evil Ways." He will also perform his popular hit song "Maria, Maria," featuring dancers Louis Van Amstel and Anna Trebunskaya. And the remaining nine couples will heat up the floor dancing either the Salsa, Argentine Tango or the Samba, MONDAY, APRIL 16 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  On Tuesday night, Grammy® Award-winning band Train take to the stage with an awesome performance of "Drive By," their first single from their latest album, "California 37," accompanied by Louis Van Amstel and Cheryl Burke. Pop sensation Selena Gomez and her band, The Scene, will perform their hit single "Hit the Lights." The Latin themed performances continue with this week's "Macy's Stars of Dance" performance called "Carnaval," a celebration of Latin dances featuring acclaimed percussionist Sheila E. The performance is choreographed by the talented Liz Imperio, who has directed Gloria Estefan's last three world concert tours and choreographed for Madonna and Jennifer Lopez. Also, this week's bottom two couples will face off in a Dance Duel. The two couples will perform the same dance style, this week the Cha-Cha, to the same song at the same time. The dance floor will be split in half as the couples dance side by side and the judges will decide who stays and who goes home, TUESDAY, APRIL17 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET).
   

• ABC Friday, April 20, 2012
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
  PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO? GOES ON SPRING BREAK (4/20)
  John Quiñones and the “What Would You Do?” Cameras Visit Spring Break Hotspot South Padre Island, Texas, to See If College Kids on Break Will Step in or Back Away When They See a Situation That Cries Out for Action, Friday, April 20 on ABC
  Bars, beaches and bikinis… “Primetime: What Would You Do?” hits the road to capture people’s reactions to various scenarios during college Spring Break at hot spot South Padre Island in Texas.
  Using hidden cameras, “What Would You Do?” establishes everyday scenarios and then captures people's reactions. Whether people are compelled to act or mind their own business, John Quiñones reports on their split-second and often surprising decision-making process. “Primetime: What Would You Do?” airs FRIDAY, APRIL 20 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  Friday, April 20 scenarios include:
  Watch My Ice Chest: A college student asks a group of unsuspecting beachgoers to watch his ice chest while he steps away, at which point another student helps himself to a few bottles from the cooler. Will the beachgoers stop the theft or will they join in on the “free” beverages?
  Sloppy Spring Breaker: A college girl who has had too much to drink can’t find her friend to take her home from a bar. What will bystanders do when a guy on the prowl steps in, clearly looking to take advantage of her?
  Superficial Spring Breaker: Spring Break is all about the bikini. So what will happen when a college girl tries on bikinis at a local store, but she doesn’t have the figure to fill it the way her boyfriend thinks it should and he tells her she looks terrible? Will the other customers stand up for her?
  Queen B’s: Will any bystanders at a bar step in when a young college girl is being peer-pressured by her friends to take shots and get wasted in order to fit in their group?
   

• ABC Friday, April 20, 2012
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20
  FRIDAY on 20/20 Watch: Strange Arrangements: The New Sex
  What is happening to sex these days? Watch "20/20" Friday at 10 p.m. ET. Video
   

• ABC Saturday, April 21, 2012
  9:00 PM-11:00 PM SUNSET BOULEVARD - A SPECIAL EDITION OF 20/20
  '20/20' Special to Feature Sunset Boulevard Video
  ABC News journalist Jay Schadler visits the iconic 22-mile street for a two-hour special airing Saturday.
   

• CBS "60 Minutes" pays tribute to Mike Wallace
  "60 Minutes" will devote its entire hour to its beloved colleague and founding correspondent, Mike Wallace, who died on April 7 at the age of 93. Watch the tribute on Sunday, April 15 at 7 p.m. ET/PT.
  Watch Video  Read Story
  The Sport of Kings: Polo
  Polo is back, or at least that is Nacho Figueras's dream, as he leads the charge to bring the sport of kings back to the playing fields of America. Read Story Watch Video
  60 Minutes Overtime:
  Polo ponies: Through the lens of 60 Minutes
  Joy in the Congo: A musical miracle
  There's a remarkable symphony orchestra in the Congo, 200 musicians defying the poverty of their war-torn country and creating some of the most moving music we have ever heard.  Read Story Watch Video
  60 Minutes Overtime: Soaring songs from an orchestra you'll never forget
   

• CBS AN UNFORGIVING TEAM SAVORS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXACT THEIR REVENGE IN A GAME TWIST, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  “Let Them Drink Their Haterade (Lake Manyara, Tanzania)” – The Race takes an unexpected turn when an early alliance is betrayed, and an unforgiving team savors the opportunity to exact their revenge in a game twist, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, April 15, 8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Phil Keoghan is host.
  
  

• CBS CASTAWAYS GO ON THE ATTACK WHEN ONE TRIBE MEMBER FORCES A CONFRONTATION, ON "SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 "I’m No Dummy" — Castaways go on the attack when one tribe member forces a confrontation, and a heartfelt message from home brings the Tikiano tribe to tears, on SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD, Wednesday, April 18 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Saturday April 21 10:00 pm
  48 Hours Mystery On this week's 48 Hours Mystery: Best-selling true-crime author Ann Rule helps a mother seek justice in her daughter's killing. Peter Van Sant has the story in an all-new mystery Saturday at 10 p.m. on CBS. WATCH A SNEAK PEEK
  
  

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “Estelle” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE WOMEN SHOOT AN ANTI-BULLYING PSA — The models are tasked with creating a PSA with some young girls for an anti-bullying campaign, where the winners of the challenge will receive a personal video message from a loved one. At a photo shoot, singer Estelle models with the women, who have to pose as art installations during a dinner party. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge Estelle as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1807).
   

• Discovery Channel WEEK OF APRIL 16, 2012
  Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight
  CURRENT SERIES/SPECIALS - AMERICAN CHOPPER, DEADLIEST CATCH, FROZEN PLANET, MYTHBUSTERS, SONS OF GUNS, and UNCHAINED REACTION:
  SPOTLIGHT: UPCOMING PREMIERES/FINALES/SPECIALS
  AN ALL-NEW SEASON OF DEADLIEST CATCH CONTINUES ON TUESDAY, APRIL 17 AT 9 PM ET/PT! THE SHOW IS FOLLOWED BY A DEADLIEST CATCH: BEST BRAWLS SPECIAL AT 10 PM ET/PT. Take a blow-by-blow look into the fisticuffs, feuds, and short fuses that make up the best Deadliest Catch conflicts from the last seven seasons. On a crab boat, sometimes the only way to earn respect is to fight for it.
  MOONSHINERS: CANNONBALL RUN SPECIAL PREMIERES ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 AT 10 PM ET/PT.
  SEASON FINALE OF UNCHAINED REACTION ON SUNDAY, APRIL 22 at 10 PM ET/PT. THE EPISODE, FEATURING Adam and Jamie of MythBusters, pits a team that specializes in working with metal against a team of multimedia artists to build the most impressive multi-step machines with this week's theme: Movie Mayhem. The guest judge this week is Academy Award-winning special effects make-up artist Rick Baker.
  NEW EPISODES:
  MONDAY, APRIL 16
  9 PM ET/PT - AMERICAN CHOPPER: SENIOR VS. JUNIOR
  WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18
  9 PM ET/PT - SONS OF GUNS
  SUNDAY, APRIL 22
  9 PM ET/PT - MYTHBUSTERS
  
  

• Discovery Channel UNCOVERING THE BIRTH OF CHRISTIANITY: Discovery Presents ‘The Resurrection Tomb Mystery’ World Premiere Event Special Thursday, April 12 at 10pm e/p
  (Silver Spring, Md.) Could an image and inscription found in a Jerusalem tomb constitute the oldest Christian art ever discovered and hold the key to the mystery of Jesus’ earliest followers? The answers lay in Discovery’s world premiere event special THE RESURRECTION TOMB MYSTERY airing Thursday, April 12 at 10pm e/p. The revealing film probes what the concept of resurrection meant to the first followers of Jesus, offering a dramatic witness to what the people who knew Jesus actually believed.
  In a thrilling CSI-style archeological/theological study, filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici and Professor James D. Tabor, with the permission of the Israeli Antiquities Authority (IAA), use a specialized robotic camera to explore the tomb’s contents, capturing incredible images of early Christian art including a depiction of Jonah being spat out by a whale. This art predates the earliest Christian symbol in the catacombs of Rome by at least 200 years, and is contemporary with Jesus’ apostles.
  In addition to THE RESURRECTION TOMB MYSTERY, Jacobovici and Tabor have detailed their findings in their new book The Jesus Discovery
  “The discovery effectively pushes back the date on early Christian archaeological evidence by two hundred years. More significantly, it takes us back into the lifetime of Jesus himself providing incredible insight into strong, early beliefs in the Resurrection,” said Jacobovici.
  The newly examined tomb, dubbed the “Patio Tomb” sits 200 feet away from the so-called “Jesus Family Tomb.” In 2007 this tomb received international attention with Jacobovici’s revelation that it contained ossuaries inscribed with names associated with Jesus and his immediate family. Critics dismissed the synchronicity of names as mere coincidence. Tabor and Jacobovici argue THE RESURRECTION TOMB MYSTERY reopens the historical discussion of the “Jesus Family Tomb” in context with the contemporary Patio Tomb, with its graphic evidence of belief in the resurrection of Jesus.
  
  

• GET OBSESSED WITH DISCOVERY FIT & HEALTH
  -- New Series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Premieres Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT -
  (New York, NY) - Discovery Fit & Health is putting the intricate relationship between a mother and daughter under the microscope in the new series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT. The six episode docu-series will give an intimate, heart-warming and sometimes shocking look into the lives of moms and daughters who are anything but ordinary.
  Men & Freedom - April 19 at 10 PM ET/PT
  17 year-old Chelsea from Fullerton, CA feels her teenage years have come to an abrupt end while 14 year-old Albany from Rancho Palos Verdes, CA feels hers are over before they've even begun. While both of their moms go out and enjoy themselves, these teens must stay home and take care of all the housework, cooking, schooling and parenting. The girls have reached a breaking point and they're desperate for someone to tell their moms to start acting like the parent and give them back their teenage lives before it's too late.
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE REMAINING FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ONCE AGAIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, ON FOX
  The remaining AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live once again to win the hearts of the judges and the nation. After the performances, it’s up to America to vote for their favorite singers to keep them in the competition. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who falls flat in the “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, April 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1134/35) (TV-PG D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 19
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER “IDOL” FINALIST IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, APRIL 19, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week when another finalist will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who doesn’t make the cut after the nation’s vote is revealed live in the “1 Voted Off” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, April 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1134/35A) (TV-PG D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 21
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: COPS returns this summer.]
  **TWO-HOUR SPECIAL**--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC—
  EMMY AWARD-WINNING JOHN WALSH HOSTS ALL-NEW “AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: WORLD’S MOST WANTED SPECIAL EDITION” SATURDAY, APRIL 21, ON FOX
  Emmy Award-winning John Walsh returns with this season’s final quarterly special, AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: WORLD’S MOST WANTED SPECIAL EDITION, which focuses on a global round-up of the world’s worst criminals, airing Saturday, April 21 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. More information on the cases are available on the AMW website at www.amw.com. (MW-2507/08) (TV-14 L, V)
  Host: John Walsh
   

• Halogen TV Were You One of the Millions of People Who Downloaded the "Kony 2012" Film?
  Go Behind the Scenes With the Invisible Children Youth Volunteers Who Made the Public Aware About War Criminal Joseph Kony
  Halogen TV Tells the Story that Reflects the Thousands of Young People Who Have Sacrificed For This Cause
  Roadworthy: The Invisible Children Tour premieres on Halogen TV on April 15 at 9 PM (ET)
  CHARLOTTE, N.C., March 9, 2012 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Halogen TV continues its commitment to be a change agent with the launch of a new series, ROADWORTHY: THE INVISIBLE CHILDREN TOUR, which premieres on Halogen TV on April 15th at 9 PM (ET).
  Halogen is the first and only network focused on empowering entertainment. Throughout its history, the network has served as a platform to tell the stories of everyday heroes who stand up for people who can't stand up for themselves. It has led the charge through socially-conscious entertainment by building wells, fighting sex slavery and bringing attention to injustice globally and locally. But the Invisible Children story may be the most compelling and tragic story of all.
  The conflict that started in northern Uganda has been called the most neglected humanitarian emergency in the world today. For the past 26 years, the actions of the Lord's Resistance Army have put nearly two million innocent civilians in harm's way, including more than 30,000 young girls and boys abducted from their homes and forced into combat as child soldiers. The efforts of the Ugandan People's Defense Force to protect its citizens from this rebel militia have largely had its challenges, and the result has been that an entire generation of youth has grown up in the midst of fear, despair and death. Invisible Children, the pioneering, award-winning charity that uses all forms of media to help inspire young people around the world to help end the longest running conflict in Africa, has worked tirelessly to help bring awareness to this plight.
  Produced by Halogen TV, ROADWORTHY: THE INVISIBLE CHILDREN TOUR is a powerful and unforgettable 10-part series that encapsulates the emotional journey of the Invisible Children youth volunteers, affectionately known as 'Roadies,' as they join forces with Ugandans to share their stories with communities across the country. This information was brought to you by Cision
  
  

• HBO The Ricky Gervais Show will premiere next Friday, on April 20th at 9pm, only on HBO! Poster  Videos: Charity Pain Threshold Badgers Slavering Slugs Same Old Karl
   

• NBC “DATELINE’S” MY KID WOULD NEVER DO THAT: STRANGER DANGER AIRS SUNDAY, APRIL 15 AT 7P/6C
  First Episode of the 4-Week Series Reported on by Natalie Morales Makes Its Debut
  NEW YORK - April 9, 2012 … As part of a four-week series reported on by Natalie Morales, “Dateline’s” My Kid Would Never Do That: Stranger Danger premieres on Sunday, April 15 at 7p/6c.
  While stranger abductions are rare, all parents worry about keeping kids safe. In this special report, parents and experts watch as the following scenarios unfold, testing whether or not children know what to do when approached by a stranger.
  We test elementary school kids, including Natalie Morales’ own son, as they are invited for a private tour of an ice cream truck - will they remember what their parents have taught them about never getting into a vehicle with a stranger?
  And giving out personal information in the digital age can be dangerous—will some young teens tell a stranger their names and addresses, even though they’ve been warned not to? Anxious parents will be watching, and our experts will be standing by to offer advice about what to tell kids.
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" "PUPPET UP!"
  04/15/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE CELEBRITIES GET CREATIVE WHEN THEY ARE TASKED WITH DESIGNING TWO ORIGINAL PUPPETS AND PERFORMING FOR AN ADULT AUDIENCE WITH HENSON ALTERNATIVE’S IMPROVISATIONAL TROUPE, "STUFFED AND UNSTRUNG"
  This week, the teams must create their own puppets and perform in front of a live audience for Henson Alternative’s "Stuffed and Unstrung" improv show. One outspoken Celebrity struggles to be a team player. On the other team, another Celebrity fights for a role in the task, but is marginalized and has a breakdown. Both teams put their improvisational skills to the test, but only one is declared the winner and another Celebrity hears Donald Trump’s dreaded words, "You’re fired!" Boardroom advisors: Ivanka Trump and Eric Trump
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "LIVE PERFORMANCE, QUARTERFINALS"
  04/16/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : THE LIVE SHOWS CONTINUE – In this live performance phase of the competition, the top artists from two teams will compete against each other during a live broadcast in front of coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER 13" "EPISODE 16"
  04/17/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : PAST SEASON "BIGGEST LOSER" WINNERS JOHN, OLIVIA AND PATRICK GUEST STAR – This week, a surprising turn of events shakes up the competition, and the contestants compete in a rough and wild short version of a "Tough Mudder" competition. But they won’t be doing it alone – with them will be the show’s three most recent winners John Rhode, Olivia Ward and Patrick House. Host Alison Sweeney helps motivate the remaining contestants by telling them the player with the highest percentage of weight loss at the weigh-in will win a Ford Escape SUV. Later, the players stroll down memory lane with the trainers and watch video journeys of how far they’ve really come from their first day on the ranch before an emotional weigh-in determines which player will walk away with a brand new car.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "LIVE ELIMINATIONS"
  04/17/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : LIVE ELIMINATIONS - America will vote to save artists on each team, leaving coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton to decide during the live results show who they will save and who will not move on. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts and Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" "OUT OF THE BOX"
  04/17/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : DESIGNERS PUSHED OUTSIDE OF THEIR COMFORT ZONES -- The remaining designers are challenged to expand their brands by creating clothes outside of their comfort zones. A women’s designer struggles with how to properly construct a men’s garment. Meanwhile, one of the designers adds a sexy edge to his collection. In a twist, the mentors and buyers will not know whose designs they are watching as they bid on their favorite pieces. The contestants that do not get bids from the retailers and fail to impress the celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos will find themselves facing elimination. The winning designs will be available online immediately and in stores the following day. Elle Macpherson hosts and executive produces the series.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "EPISODE 4"
  04/18/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sends her band of fearless senior citizens to the street to pull more hilarious pranks on the younger generation. This week, a sassy senior takes matters into his own hands when he doesn’t like the music played by a street performer, a patient in an ambulance tries to make a daring escape, and a woman at the grocery boldly takes things from the shopping carts of others. Other pranks include a gassy man who isn’t welcomed on a shopping mall bench, and a tired senior who falls asleep at the wheel while riding his electric scooter. As star of the series, the delightful Betty White shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
   

• NBC "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" PUT A PIN IN IT (TV-PG)
  04/18/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : MAKING A LASTING IMPRESSION – Lennon (Lennon Parham) goes the extra mile to create a wonderful surprise gift for Joe’s (Luka Jones) dad’s (guest star J.K. Simmons) upcoming retirement party. However, it’s Marilyn (guest star Mimi Kennedy), Luka’s mom, that Lennon is most worried about pleasing. Meanwhile, Jessica (Jessica St. Clair) is forced to face the reality of her divorce when all her belongings literally show up on her doorstep.Stephen Schneider and Daija Owens also star.
  Stephen Schneider and Daija Owens also star.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "041812"
  04/18/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : COMING UP ON “ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS” - WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 AT 9P/8C
  Harry Smith sits down with the queen of pop herself, Madonna, for an exclusive interview on the heels of her new album debuting at number one then plunging down the charts in one of the biggest second week sales drop recorded in history. Madonna reveals to Smith how she feels about her latest album release, the difficulties of parenthood, and how she reacted when she found out her daughter Lourdes was caught smoking.
  Imagine a presidential election with no political ads. As France gets ready to vote in their upcoming elections, Ted Koppel reports on the differences between the American and French elections.
  Nearly four years ago, Jamaican sprinting superstar Usain Bolt won three gold medals at the Beijing Olympics, and is aiming even higher for the London Games, a little more than 100 days from now. He holds the world record for the 100 and 200 meters, and can rightfully be called the world's fastest man. Lester Holt travels to Jamaica to meet the king of track.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2131"
  04/20/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) Friday, April 20 at 10p/9c
  Early on in their marriage Brian Sugrim revealed to his wife Bernadette a terrifying secret. She believed that if she didn’t keep quiet, he might kill her and her whole family. Until one day, she was able to tell the whole story. Amy Robach reports. Video
   

• NBC "ESCAPE ROUTES" "EPISODE 4"
  04/21/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : WELCOME TO MIAMI – Six teams of two participate in a unique road trip competition series with real world challenges. In the urban challenge, teams will be strapped in a water powered personal jet pack and be able to fly through the air about 10 feet above the water while completing an obstacle course. In the escape challenge, teams travel by boats out into the Florida Everglades where they will collect wild animals for a total of four trips out into the Everglades in their boat. The first team to get all four animals safely in their cages wins the challenge. Rossi Morreale hosts.
   

• Syfy Fact or Faked will return with new episodes on Tuesday, April 17th and encourage you to take a ook at the clip below.
  In Fact or Faked, stories of the paranormal are all around us and one team will confront the unknown. Tune in for an all new season on Tuesday, April 17th at 9/8c.
  Fact or Faked - Season Premieres - Tuesday, April 17th @ 9/8c on Syfy 'Reason to Believe'
  
  

• TLC Primetime Highlights: Week of April 15th
  Of note this week: Specials
  MACY'S MILLION DOLLAR MAKEOVER- Tuesday, April 17th
  Season Finale LEAVE IT TO NIECY- Sunday, April 22nd
  Sunday, April 15th 7:00 PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS (SEASON 2) #10 - ABM
  The President and CEO of ABM Industries (Henrik Slipsager), one of the nation's largest facilities services contractors, offering janitorial, engineering, parking and security services for thousands of clients, takes a journey within his own corporation.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 15th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #6 - CAR CRAZY
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 15th 9:30 PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #8 - JUST LIKE ME
  Theresa's friend divulges that her son has the ability to see spirit, empathizing with the young boy's unique situation and wants to help. But meeting up with her potential protégé results in an unexpected revelation when the tables are turned on Theresa.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 15th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  LEAVE IT TO NIECY #7 - UNBEWEAVABLE
  Donielle's 17th birthday is coming up and Niecy desperately wants her to finally get a drivers license. Donielle on the other hand doesn't understand why she should bother with learning to drive when she has Niecy and Jay to drive her around. While Niecy tries to get one daughter to grow up faster, she must also deal with getting younger daughter Dia to slow down. Dia wants nothing more than to be allowed to get a weave and wear make-up, but convincing Niecy is no easy task.
   

• TLC Monday, April 16th 8:00 PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: ABROAD #805 - CINEPLEX ENTERTAINMENT
  Ellis Jacob, CEO of movie theatre giant Cineplex Entertainment goes undercover doling out snacks and tickets while assessing how to enhance the moviegoer experience within Canada's largest motion picture exhibitor across the board.
   

• TLC Monday, April 16th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: ABROAD#804 - TORONTO TRANSIT COMMISSION
  City Councillor and Toronto Transit Commission Chair Karen Stintz goes undercover inside the country's largest mass transit system to get her hands dirty with some of the toughest and grittiest jobs.
   

• TLC Monday, April 16th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  MAMA'S BOYS OF THE BRONX #7- EPISODE 7
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Monday, April 16th 10:30 PM ET/PT
  MAMA'S BOYS OF THE BRONX #4- EPISODE 4
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Tuesday, April 17TH 7:00 PM ET/PT
  MACY'S MILLION DOLLAR MAKEOVER
  On TLC's MACY'S MILLION DOLLAR MAKEOVER, Macy's will be giving one lucky person the biggest makeover in history-a complete life transformation worth one million dollars! Macy's Million Dollar Makeover will take you on an exciting and emotional journey to make one lucky entrepreneur-in-the-making's ultimate dream come true. From tens of thousands of applicants, 3 finalists will be chosen and instructed to drop everything, jump on a jet to NYC and compete in the biggest challenge of their lives to win the $1M grand prize.
   

• TLC Tuesday, April 17TH 10:00 PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #9 - EPISODE 9
  It's Grand Opening Weekend for Bill's new pet store Rocky and Maggie's. But things get complicated when Jen finds out the results of her latest ultrasound, revealing she needs to get to L.A. for an egg extraction during the grand opening celebration.
   

• TLC Tuesday, April 17TH 10:30 PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #10 - EPISODE 10
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Wednesday, April 18th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  TODDLERS & TIARAS (SEASON 5) #5 - BEAUTIFUL ME DISCO PAGEANT
  Three-year old Destiny's mom has pushed her credit cards to the limit to pay for her daughter's hobby. Three year-old Camari needs to bring her best to outshine two-year old Sami-Jo. But the real competition isn't between these two, it's their moms.
   

• TLC Friday, April 20th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS: BRIDESMAIDS #3 - MINI MAID OF HONOR
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Friday, April 20th 9:30 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS: BRIDESMAIDS #4- BUDGET BULLIES AND BUSTY BRIDESMAIDS
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Friday, April 20th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING (SEASON 2) #5 - REPUTATION IS EVERYTHING
  For gypsies and travelers, a clean family name is crucial and the consequence of losing it can be devastating. After suffering several violent attacks from a rival clan, Irish traveler Paddy and his wife have decided to move to the country to find peace
  

RERUNS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: What Happened to Frederick
  DAVID AGREES TO TELL KATHRYN ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MARY MARGARET AND END HIS LOVELESS MARRIAGE, AND PRINCE CHARMING AIDS ABIGAIL ON A DANGEROUS MISSION TO RECOVER SOMETHING SPECIAL THAT WAS LOST TO HER, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Alan Dale ("Lost") Guest Stars as King George
  "What Happened to Frederick" - With their love for each other growing stronger, David finally agrees to tell Kathryn about his relationship with Mary Margaret and put an end to his loveless marriage. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, while runaway groom Prince Charming searches for Snow White, he agrees to aid Abigail on a dangerous mission to recover something precious that was lost to her, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, APRIL 15 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/19/12)
  Guest starring are Anastasia Griffith as Kathryn/Abigail, Meghan Ory as Ruby/Red Riding Hood, Alan Dale as King George, Beverley Elliott as Granny, Eion Bailey as stranger/August W. Booth, Aria Pullman as Siren and Greyston Holt as gym teacher/Frederick.
  "What Happened to Frederick" was written by David H. Goodman and directed by Dean White.
   

• ABC PREMIERE EVENT: Titanic, Part Four
  ABC PREMIERE EVENT, "TITANIC," WRITTEN BY JULIAN FELLOWES, ACADEMY AWARD, EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, CONCLUDES SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  Linus Roache, Geraldine Somerville, Perdita Weeks and Maria Doyle Kennedy Are Among the Spectacular International Cast
  From the creative minds of Julian Fellowes, Academy Award ("Gosford Park"), Emmy and Golden Globe winner ("Downton Abbey"), and BAFTA-winning producer Nigel Stafford Clark ("Bleak House") comes the highly anticipated ABC Premiere Event, "Titanic," a four-part miniseries that will conclude with Part Four SUNDAY, APRIL 15 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET), which will actually mark the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic on April 15, 1912. The miniseries premieres on SATURDAY, APRIL 14 on the ABC Television Network with Parts One, Two, Three (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET).
  
  

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Valentine's Day III
  VALENTINE'S DAY DOESN'T GO SO SMOOTHLY WHEN MIKE ANGERS FRANKIE BY REFUSING TO PRESENT HER WITH A SIMPLE, ROMANTIC GESTURE, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "Valentine's Day III" - Frankie and Mike decide to try a fresh approach to Valentine's Day by having dinner out with friends. But a clueless Mike angers Frankie by refusing to present her with a simple romantic gesture. Meanwhile, Axl can't think of a life-changing moment that's occurred in his life when he's assigned to write a school paper on the subject, Brick is tasked with writing a report on love, and a hapless Sue doesn't understand why her new boyfriend has suddenly turned into a bad kisser, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/8/12)
  Guest starring are Jen Ray as Nancy Donahue, Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, Julie Brown as Paula Norwood, Pat Finn as Bill Norwood, Sean O'Bryan as Ron Donahue, John Gammon as Darrin, Moises Arias as Matt, Blaine Saunders as Carly, Chris Erric Maddox as waiter and Sara Van Horn as woman.
  "Valentine's Day III" was written by Jana Hunter & Mitch Hunter and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 204
  TEMPERS FLARE IN THE SHARK TANK WHEN MARK CUBAN TELLS THE ENTREPRENEURS TO STOP NEGOTIATING WITH THE OTHER SHARKS IF THEY WANT A DEAL WITH HIM, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 204" -- Tempers flare when guest Shark Mark Cuban urges the entrepreneurs to stop negotiating with the other Sharks if they even want a chance to make a business deal with him.
  In this episode, a fireman from Arkansas brings an invention to the Shark Tank that could make millions and save lives; after creating an eco-friendly way to listen to music on the go, a duo from Chicago hope the Sharks will want to invest; a feisty, combative entrepreneur from Montclair, New Jersey seeks to cash in on the lucrative wedding business; and a man from Oklahoma hopes the Sharks will smell the money when he pitches his unique male-oriented brand of candles, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, APRIL 20 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD 5/6/11)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are real estate mogul Barbara Corcoran, hi-tech billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban, technology innovator Robert Herjavec, fashion icon Daymond John and financial expert Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 301
  THE SHARKS' AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL MAY LEAD THEM TO A BIG DEAL AFTER GETTING A WHIFF OF A FRAGRANCE THAT SMELLS LIKE MONEY, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 301" - Will the Sharks smell success or failure when it comes to a fragrance an entrepreneur from St. Charles, IL claims captures the scent of money? The smell of money may also be in the future for a woman from San Francisco who has put an invigorating twist on her luxury brand of soap. Also, a man from Dothan, AL is overcome with emotion when he explains why the Sharks should take his unique guitar learning system "on the road," and a Mr. Mom from Baton Rouge, LA hopes his blue jeans accessories that blink when you walk will spark interest. Plus, a follow-up story features the creator of Original Shrimp Burger, Shawn Davis from Franklin, TN, who left the Tank last season without a deal for his gourmet seafood business, on "Shark Tank," SATURDAY, APRIL 21 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/3/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• CBS DETECTIVE CARTER WITNESSES A CASE FIRSTHAND, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, APRIL 19
  “Super” - Reese works the computer while Finch does the legwork with their latest POI, a building super who keeps too close an eye on his tenants. Meanwhile, Detective Carter may finally get her long-awaited glimpse into a case, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, April 19 (9:00 - 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/12/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: David Slack
  DIRECTED BY: Stephen Williams
   

• CBS THE FIVE-0s INVESTIGATE WHEN A YOUNG COUPLE IS MURDERED AT A TRADITIONAL HAWAIIAN BURIAL SITE WHILE FILMING A SPOOKY DOCUMENTARY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, APRIL 16
  Robert Englund (“A Nightmare on Elm Street”) Guest Stars as a Drifter
  “Ka Iwi Kapu”* – When the Five-0s investigate the murder of a young couple filming a spooky documentary about a traditional Hawaiian burial site, they are threatened by a drifter who puts a curse on Danny, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, April 16 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Robert Englund (“A Nightmare on Elm Street”) guest stars as the drifter.
  *“Ka Iwi Kapu” is Hawaiian for “Sacred Bones”
  WRITTEN BY: Tara Butters and Michele Fazekas
  DIRECTED BY: Joe Dante
   

• CBS WHILE INVESTIGATING THE MURDER OF FORMER NAVY INTELLIGENCE OFFICER, THE NCIS TEAM UNCOVERS A DOUBLE LIFE AND A RISK TO NATIONAL SECURITY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  "Lone Wolf” — The NCIS team investigates the murder of a former Navy intelligence officer who had been living a double life and traveling overseas on false passports, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, April 17 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/25/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Christina M. Kim
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore
   

• CBS CARRIE AND AL SEEK JUSTICE FOR A MURDERED TEEN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “UNFORGETTABLE,” TUESDAY, APRIL 17 ON CBS
  Golden Globe Award Nominee and Series Consultant Marilu Henner (“Taxi”) Guest Stars as Carrie’s Aunt
  “Golden Bird” — Al and Carrie investigate the murder of a teen who seemed to have no enemies. Meanwhile, Carrie looks to her estranged aunt for help with the investigation into her sister’s murder, on a rebroadcast of UNFORGETTABLE, Tuesday, April 17 (10:00 – 11:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Golden Globe Award nominee and series consultant Marilu Henner (“Taxi”) guest stars as Carrie’s aunt. (Originally broadcast 11/15/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Foley
  DIRECTED BY: Paul Holahan
   

• CBS A CASE TURNS PERSONAL FOR GARCIA WHEN A FRIEND OF HERS GOES MISSING SEVEN YEARS TO THE DAY AFTER HER DAUGHTER DISAPPEARED, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled episode.
  Guest Stars Include Jack Coleman (“Heroes”) as Bill, a Man in Garcia’s Survivors’ Support Group, and Brigid Brannagh (“Army Wives”) as Monica, Garcia’s Missing Friend
  “Hope” – It’s personal for Garcia when the BAU investigate the disappearance of a woman in her survivors’ support group whose daughter went missing seven years earlier, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, April 18 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Jack Coleman (“Heroes”) as Bill, a man in Garcia’s survivors support group, and Brigid Brannagh (“Army Wives”) as Monica, Garcia’s missing friend. (Originally broadcast 11/16/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Kimberly Ann Harrison
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Watkins
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM EXAMINES A CAR CRASH AND FIND A HUMAN BRAIN THAT DOESN’T BELONG TO ANY OF THE VICTIMS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18
  “Brain Doe” — When the CSI team arrives at a car crash, they find three casualties and a human brain that doesn’t belong to any of the victims. Also, D.B. Russell is concerned his son is not focused on college following his suspension from school, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, April 18 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/9/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gavin Harris
  DIRECTED BY: Gavin Harris
   

• CBS LEONARD EXPERIMENTS WITH BEING A “BAD BOY,” WHILE SHELDON TRIES TO SPOOK HIS FRIENDS ON HALLOWEEN, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, APRIL 19
  “The Good Guy Fluctuation” – A cute comic book artist puts Leonard and Priya’s relationship to the test, while Sheldon tries to scare the guys for Halloween, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 19 (8:00 - 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Dave Goetsch and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady, Steven Molaro and Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS JANE AND THE CBI TEAM MUST FIND A MURDERER AMONG A GROUP OF ODDBALLS ON AN ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE MENTALIST," THURSDAY, APRIL 19
  “Blood and Sand” — Jane and the CBI team investigate the murder of a woman whose body washed up on an island off the coast of California. Meanwhile, Rigsby worries that his relationship with a public defender may create awkwardness between him and Van Pelt, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, Thursday, April 19 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/20/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Eoghan Mahoney
  DIRECTED BY: John Polson
   

• CBS MIKE AND CARL'S ANNUAL PILGRIMAGE TO THE CHICAGO CUBS' OPENING DAY IS INTERRUPTED WHEN MOLLY COMES ALONG, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  "Opening Day" — Mike breaks tradition and invites Molly to join him and Carl at opening day for the Chicago Cubs, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, at a special night and time, Friday, April 20 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 04/11/11.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts and Jim Patterson
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster and Al Higgins
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS RUSSELL TRIES TO END HIS MARRIAGE TO A PERSISTENT LIZ AND JEFF ATTEMPTS DIRTY TALK, ON A REBROADCAST OF "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  Wendi McLendon-Covey ("Reno 911!") Returns as Liz, Russell’s Wife
  "Dirty Talk" — Russell tries to get out of his marriage to an overly enthused Liz, who tries to make it work, while Jeff attempts to engage Audrey in dirty talk, on a rebroadcast of RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, on a special night, Friday, April 20 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Wendi McLendon-Covey ("Reno 911!") returns as Liz, Russell’s wife. (Originally broadcast 10/20/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Mike Sikowitz
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS WHEN THE BODY OF A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN IS FOUND IN A STOLEN FERRARI, THE INVESTIGATION LEADS TO A FAMILY OF CAR THIEVES, BUT THE CSIS MUST FIND THE MURDERER BEFORE THE REST OF THE FAMILY MEETS THE SAME FATE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "CSI: NY," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  Courtney Ford (“True Blood,” “Dexter”) Guest Stars as Nicole, One of the Car Thieves
  "Cavallino Rampante" — When the body of a beautiful young woman is found in a stolen Ferrari, the investigation leads to a family of car thieves, but the CSIs must find the murderer before the rest of the family meets the same fate, on a rebroadcast of CSI: NY, on a special night, Friday, April 20 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/20/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Adam Targum
  DIRECTED BY: Nathan Hope
   

• CBS DANNY TRIES TO NOT LET A CASE GET IN THE WAY OF A ROMANTIC WEEKEND WITH LINDA, AND JAMIE GOES UNDERCOVER ON A REBROADCAST OF "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, APRIL 20
  "A Night on the Town" — Danny tries to juggle investigating a case with trying to have a romantic weekend with Linda. Meanwhile, Jamie goes deep undercover into a crime family, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, April 20 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/21/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Kevin Wade
  DIRECTOR: Ralph Hemecker
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM INVESTIGATES THREE SEEMINGLY UNRELATED MURDERS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, APRIL 21
  “Crime After Crime” – When the CSI team investigates three seemingly unrelated murders, they discover someone is getting revenge for cold case murders that were never solved, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, at a special night and time, Saturday, April 21 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/16/11.)
  TELEPLAY BY: Tom Mularz
  STORY BY: Richard Catalani
  DIRECTED BY: Paul McCrane
  KONO REVISITS HER PRO SURFING DAYS WHEN HER MENTOR, THE CEO OF A MAJOR SURF COMPANY, IS MURDERED, ON A REBROADCAST OF "HAWAII FIVE-0," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, APRIL 21
  Kevin Sorbo ("Hercules: The Legendary Journeys") Guest Stars As a Wealthy Local Real Estate Mogul
  "Ko'olauloa*" – When the CEO of a hugely successful surf company is murdered, Kono revisits her past while Five-0 is thrown headlong into the varied but interconnected worlds of North Shore surfing, on HAWAII FIVE-0, at a special night and time, Saturday, April 21 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kevin Sorbo guest stars as a wealthy real estate mogul. (Originally broadcast 10/25/10.)
  *"Ko'olauloa" refers to the North Shore of O'ahu.
  WRITTEN BY: Carol Barbee and Kyle Harimoto
  DIRECTED BY: Matt Earl Beesley
  
  

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 17 (Re-run)
  “90210” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Blood Is Thicker Than Mud” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  NICK ZANO, LA TOYA JACKSON AND TRAIN GUEST STAR — Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) is convinced that Annie’s (Shenae Grimes) new business partner P.J. (guest star Nick Zano) is the perfect man for her, but discovers her sister Jen (guest star Sara Foster) is also interested in him. Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) and Dixon (Tristan Wilds) land a spot in a music festival, where Train performs and a record executive (guest star La Toya Jackson) offers Dixon a recording contract. Adrianna tells Liam (Matt Lanter) her suspicions that Vanessa (guest star Arielle Kebbel) staged the near drowning incident. Gillian Zinser, Jessica Stroup and Michael Steger also star. Stuart Gillard directed the episode written by Paul Sciarrotta (#418).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 (Re-run)
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (8:00-9:00p.m. ET)
  “Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE WOMEN MAKE AND RECORD MUSIC VIDEOS — The women are mentored by “America’s Next Top Model All-Star” winner Lisa D’ Amato as they are divided into teams to create and record music videos. One model in particular has a tough time catching on to the choreography. At the video shoot, former Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta and Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle are brought in to offer their expertise. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judges Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1806).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 19 (Re-run)
  “THE SECRET CIRCLE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Crystal” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE OTHER BLACKWELL CHILD IS REVEALED — To protect themselves from the witch hunters, Jake (Chris Zylka), Cassie (Britt Robertson) and Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) seek out Jake’s grandfather Royce, (guest star John de Lancie) to find his family’s crystal and are confronted with disturbing theories about the events of sixteen years ago. Meanwhile, Diana (Shelley Hennig) tries to balance her pursuit of the Glaser crystal with Melissa (Jessica Parker Kennedy) and Adam (Thomas Dekker) with her romantic life with Grant (guest star Tim Phillipps), who demands to know what she’s hiding. At the same time, Callum (guest star Michael Graziadei) attempts to re-insert himself into Melissa’s life. Charles (Gale Harold) and Jane (guest star Ashley Crow) plot their move against Blackwell (guest star Joe Lando). Omar Madha directed the episode written by Micah Schraft (#119).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is preempted tonight.]
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LISA GETS SWEPT UP IN A FAIRYTALE ROMANCE ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  Michael Cera (“Juno”) and Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage (“Mythbusters”) Make Guest Voice Appearances
  Marge and Lisa’s mother-daughter Valentine’s Day plans take a turn when Lisa meets Nick (guest voice Cera), an intellectual romantic who shares the same passion for culture, history and literature. Lisa and Nick fall head over heels for each other in a fairytale romance and make a secret getaway for Mulberry Island to profess their eternal love. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse are inspired by the hosts of their favorite myth-exposing show (guest voices Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage) to debunk Springfield Elementary’s own legends in the “The Daughter Also Rises” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 15 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2306) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Michael Cera as Nick; Jamie Hyneman as himself; Adam Savage as himself
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  DONNA COMPETES FOR TITLE OF STOOLBEND DANCING QUEEN ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” SUNDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  Determined to claim the first place trophy at the annual "Dancing with the Stools" ballroom dance competition, Donna recruits Cleveland Jr. to be her partner. But their hopes of taking home the big prize misses a beat when Cleveland Jr. professes his love for Donna in public just moments before their well-rehearsed routine. Meanwhile, Roberta babysits Rallo for a week, and she quickly learns that domestic responsibilities are not as easy as they seem in the "Dancing with the Stools" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 15 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-305) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: David Lynch as Gus; Craig Robinson as Freight Train; Frances Callier as Cookie; Corey Holcomb as Robert; Jamie Kennedy as Federline; Alex Meneses as Svetlana
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  SUNDAY, APRIL 15
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  TIME IS TURNED BACK ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then change it again, in the “Back to the Pilot” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-908) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 21
  --“ALCATRAZ”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE TEAM GETS CLOSER TO THE TRUTH ON “ALCATRAZ” SATURDAY, APRIL 21, ON FOX
  “Doc” and Rebecca close in on a man who may be the key to revealing the secrets behind all the returning criminals. Meanwhile, Hauser makes a discovery beneath the halls of Alcatraz that brings him ever closer to the truth in the “Garrett Stillman” episode of ALCATRAZ airing Saturday, April 21 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ALC-112) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Greg Ellis as Garrett Stillman
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 21
  —“NEW GIRL”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS AND CECE HAVE A FALLING OUT ON “NEW GIRL” SATURDAY, APRIL 21, ON FOX
  Katrina Bowden (“30 Rock”) Guest-Stars
  While training for a marathon, Jess discovers that Cece has been keeping a secret from her, and their friendship is put to the test. Meanwhile, Winston can’t handle being the only one who knows about Cece and Schmidt, and Nick reluctantly asks for Schmidt’s help as he tries to juggle dating two women at once in the “Secrets” episode of NEW GIRL airing Saturday, April 21 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-119) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Katrina Bowden as Holly; Sophie Kargman as Lindsey; Jessica Herman as Lena; Rebecca Reid as Olya; Sasha Neboga as Masha; Rekefet Abergel as Claire
   

• NBC "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "REBA MCENTIRE"
  04/20/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : COUNTRY SUPERSTAR REBA MCENTIRE EMBARKS ON AN EXPLORATION OF HER MOTHER’S FAMILY – With little knowledge about her mother’s family, Reba McEntire seeks to find which of her ancestors was first to step foot in America. Her search takes her to Raleigh, North Carolina where she discovers an ancestor who was a prominent member in the community. This leads to a discovery connected to one of the darkest periods in American history. As Reba continues her search, she learns of her ancestor's heartbreaking journey to America.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT"
  04/21/2012 10:00 PM JUSTICE DENIED (TV-14)
  ONE OF BENSON’S (MARISKA HARGITAY) SOLVED CASES IS REOPENED, AND THE SUBSEQUENT LEGAL BATTLE CAUSES FRICTION BETWEEN EXECUTIVE ADA DAVID HADEN (GUEST STAR HARRY CONNICK HR.), BAYARD ELLIS (ANDRE BRAUGHER) AND BENSON. MARKS CONSUELOS ALSO GUEST STARS.A rape victim is brought to the hospital after a harrowing hours-long ordeal, and Benson (Hargitay) recognizes the suspect’s M.O. from a case she solved eight years ago. The jailed rapist confessed to Benson after a tough interrogation but has been claiming his innocence ever since his conviction. The SVU squad is forced to reopen Benson’s old case to determine if they are dealing with a copycat or a case of wrongful imprisonment. As Benson’s detective work is challenged, her personal relationship with Executive ADA Haden (Connick) is also placed in jeopardy when Counselor Bayard Ellis (Braugher) gets involved. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.)
  

OTHER

• ABC TWITTER CHAT WITH PRIVATE PRACTICE'S KATE WALSH AND PAUL ADELSTEIN (4/17)
  "PRIVATE PRACTICE" STARS KATE WALSH AND PAUL ADELSTEIN TO LIVE TWITTER CHAT ON TUESDAY, APRIL 17
  Kate Walsh to Tweet Live for the East Coast and Paul Adelstein for the West Coast for "Private Practice"
  Fans of ABC's hit drama "Private Practice" will be able to submit questions and receive real-time responses from Kate Walsh, who will be on Twitter at @katewalsh during the East Coast broadcast of the show, and Paul Adelstein, who will be on Twitter at @adelsteinPaul during the West Coast broadcast, TUESDAY, APRIL 17 from 10:01-11:00 p.m., ET on ABC.
   

• Shout! Factory Aaahh!!! Real Monsters: Season 2
  All 13 Episodes from Season 2 Available on DVD May 15, 2012 from Shout! Factory
  Ickis, Oblina and Krumm are back for a second season of spine-chilling, gut-busting adventures! Sit back and enjoy as these three young monsters take everything they've learned from The Gromble about scaring and put it to good use. That is, of course, unless they're trapped by Simon, the most determined monster-hunter in town! A must-have for Nickelodeon fans, cartoon fanatics and DVD collectors alike, this 2 DVD set will be available nationwide May 15 with a suggested retail price of $19.93.
  Starring the voice talents of Charlie Adler (The Super Hero Squad Show), Christine Cavanaugh (Rugrats), Gregg Berger (Transformers), Tim Curry (Clue) and James Belushi (Hoodwinked!), Aaahh!!! Real Monsters aired on Nickelodeon from 1994-2000 and returned in 2002 on the Nicktoons Network. In 2006, the show began airing on Nick Rewind. The show was nominated for a Daytime Emmy in Outstanding Achievement in Animation.
   

• This week's digital only issue of TV Guide Magazine, available on the Kindle Fire and the Nook, features interviews and news about the details of the upcoming 30 Rock live episode, why we should watch Best Friends Forever, and what to expect as the women step into power on Game of Thrones. Below are some of the top quotes...
  TINA FEY ON THE UPCOMING LIVE EPISODE OF 30 ROCK
  On What the Episode Centers Around: "[Kenneth] tries to convince us that live TV is magic by telling us the history of the studio." Which means there will be a "quick change extravaganza...We definitely have some friends of the show. But until that night, I won't know who is appearing." - Tina Fey
  On How She Will Keep the Cast Fresh Between the 2 Live Shows: "We'll have a napping station."
  AN INTERVIEW WITH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER CREATORS JESSICA ST. CLAIR AND LENNON PARHAM
  On What Their Show Would Look Like if it Was an Equation: "Best Friends Forever = Three's Company - the sexual tension + the Brooklyn neighborhood from The Cosby Show / the heart of The Golden Girls ."
  On a Possible Alternative Title: Friendsbians
  THE WOMEN OF GAME OF THRONES
  On the Female Characters This Season: "They are incredibly smart. And they are fighters. Having been held back for being females makes them all the more dangerous - and therefore exciting." - Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister)
  On The Roles of the Women in Season 2: "Seeing how fantastic our new female cast members were, we chose to expand a lot of them and dig deeper into their characters." - Executive Producer, Dan Weiss

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC GCB (4/8; AIRTIME CHANGE)
  THE GCBS CELEBRATE CARLENE AND RIPP'S "GONE WITH THE WIND"- THEMED RENEWAL OF MARRIAGE VOWS, ON ABC'S "GCB"
  "Turn the Other Cheek" - When Luke convinces Carlene to take the Matron of Honor duties away from Sharon and give the honor to Amanda for her "Gone with the Wind"-themed renewal of marriage vows, Sharon is out for blood. Carlene tries to turn the other cheek and accept Amanda, while Amanda is overwhelmed with her new duties. Meanwhile, Heather seeks forgiveness from the GCBs, and Blake surprises Cricket with a special request, on "GCB," SUNDAY, APRIL 8 (9:01-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Note: This episode was originally scheduled from 10:01-11:00 p.m., ET. "Sex Is Divine" will now air from 10:00-11:00 p.m.
  "Turn the Other Cheek" guest stars Tayler Jacob Moore as Pastor John Tudor, Eric Winter as Luke Lourd, Alix Elizabth Gitter as Alexandra Reilly, Bridget Sienna Carmelita, Eric Petersen as Angus Horvath, Scott Reeves as Captain McPhee and Jim Abele as Dr. Chin.
  "Turn the Other Cheek" was written by Veronica Becker and Sarah Kucserka and directed by James Hayman.
   

• ABC PASTOR TUDOR GIVES THE CONGREGATION A STARTLING ASSIGNMENT, GIGI MAKES AN INDECENT PROPOSAL, AND SHARON DISCOVERS THE SECRET OF WEIGHT LOSS, ON ABC'S "GCB"
  "Sex is Divine" - When Pastor Tudor surprises the congregation with an assignment to get frisky, the GCBs take their homework seriously: Burl proposes to Gigi, and she returns with a proposal of her own, Carlene goes overboard with safe sex messaging, while Cricket and Blake interview surrogates. Meanwhile Amanda accepts a job as Pastor Tudor's assistant, and Sharon finds the secret of weight loss in the bible, on "GCB," SUNDAY, APRIL 8 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Sex is Divine" guest stars Lauran Irion as Laura Vaughn, Tyler Jacob Moore as Pastor John Tudor, Jack DePew as Landry Cockburn, Bruce Boxleitner as Burl Lourd, Eric Winter as Luke Lourd, Alix Elizabeth Gitter as Alexandra Caruth-Reilly, Macklinee Waddell as McKinney Peacham, Hartley Sawyer as Bozeman Peacham, Matt Lowe as Rowdy Guy, Allison Weintrauib as Emma Green, Selah Victor as female parishioner, Jorge Diaz as paramedic, Erin Alexis as Sapphire and Bridget Sienna as Carmelita.
  "Sex is Divine" was written by Jordon Nardino and directed by John Scott.
   

• ABC COUGAR TOWN: Ways to Be Wicked
  ELLIE'S MOM COMES FOR A VISIT, AND GRAYSON HELPS LAURIE WITH HER CAKE BUSINESS, ON ABC'S "COUGAR TOWN"
  "Ways to Be Wicked" - No one believes Ellie when she tries to convince them that her seemingly lovely mom, Betsy (guest star Susan Blakely), is actually a sociopath; Grayson decides to help Laurie with her dream of opening a cake business, but her reaction isn't what he expected; and Bobby and Chick (Ken Jenkins) help Travis and his buddies in their plan to steal the campus cougar statue, on "Cougar Town," TUESDAY, APRIL 10 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  Guest starring are Susan Blakely as Betsy, Ken Jenkins as Chick, LaMarcus Tinker as Kevin and Shawn Parikh as Sig.
  "Ways to Be Wicked" was written by Sam Laybourne. Bruce Leddy directed.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF (4/10; SEASON FINALE)
  MEGAN IS HAUNTED BY A PAST CASE AND A CONVICTED SERIAL KILLER, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  "Mind Games" - When a cause of death seems all too familiar, Megan is forced to come face to face with a serial killer she helped put away, on the Season Finale of "Body of Proof," TUESDAY, APRIL 10 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Peter Stormare as Wilson Polley, James Urbaniak as Daniel Grubstick, Deirdre Lovejoy as Jeannie Morris, Devon Gray as Jack Gordon and Lindsey Shaw as Sophia Polley.
  "Mind Games" teleplay by Allen MacDonald and story by Caren Rubenstone. The episode was directed by David Solomon.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Get Your Business Done
  A CHURCH SERMON INSPIRES THE HECK FAMILY TO LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST AND TO HAVE NO REGRETS, AND WHILE MIKE AND THE KIDS SEEM TO HAVE NO PROBLEM PUTTING THIS INTO ACTION, FRANKIE STRUGGLES TO FIND HER OWN LIFE'S MISSION, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "Get Your Business Done" - When the Hecks attend a new church, Frankie is inspired by the pastor's sermon about getting one's business in life completed before death rears its ugly head. So she makes it her mission to ensure that her family puts it into practice. To that end, Mike wants to thank his dad for being there for him and his brother after their mom died, Sue starts up her own baby-sitting service, and Brick thinks a new bed will meet the requirement, while Axl believes that helping Brick get his new bed will fulfill his. But Frankie finds it difficult to figure out what it is that she should be doing to fulfill her own life's destiny, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Malcolm Foster Smith as Dave, Richard Gant as Pastor Watkins, Dierk Torsek as Reverend Hayver, Judith Hoag as Mrs. Jennings, Jeremy Scott Johnson as Mr. Jennings, Robert Capron as Tyler, Alex Staggs as clerk, Lynette DuPree as woman no. 1, Roger J. Timber as man no. 1, Marilyn Sue Perry as woman no. 2 and Chris Erric Maddox as man no. 2.
  "Get Your Business Done" was written by Vijal Patel and directed by Blake Evans.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Down Time
  DALLAS AND DALIA ARE COMFORTED BY SHRINKS AND FRIENDS, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  James Lipton Makes a Special Guest Appearance
  "Down Time" - When Dallas's divorce is finalized, George becomes concerned and includes her in a shopping trip with Noah to buy a new mattress. Meanwhile Dalia makes a breakthrough in therapy with her psychiatrist, Dr. Richard Rohl (James Lipton), Lisa and Malik try to set up Tessa, and Ryan takes Tessa on a date, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Down Time" guest stars Sam Lerner as Evan, Jonathan Slavin as store manager, James Lipton as Dr. Richard Rohl, Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Maestro Harrell as Malik, Bunnie Rivera as Carmen and Michael Adler as Dr. Roger
  "Down Time" was written by Brian Chamberlayne and directed by Alex Hardcastle.
   

• ABC DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23: Pilot
  PREMIERE - A WIDE-EYED GIRL FROM THE MIDWEST MEETS THE ULTIMATE OUTRAGEOUS CITY GIRL, ON THE PREMIERE OF "DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 ON THE ABC TELEVISION NETWORK
  Much Anticipated, All-new Comedy Will Join the Hugely Successful ABC Wednesday Night Comedy Block
  After a naive Midwestern girl's big city dreams are dashed during her first week in New York, she finds herself living with her worst nightmare, in a hilarious, contemporary comedy about a female odd couple who are surrounded by an outrageous cast of characters. "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" premieres WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In the premiere episode, "Pilot," June (Dreama Walker) moves to Manhattan for a dream job and the perfect company apartment, only to have them disappear in a puff of reality, thanks to a CEO from the Bernie Madoff school of embezzlement. Deep in debt and out on the streets, June scrambles to land a job and a place to live. It seems that her luck has turned when she gets hired at a coffee shop and finds Chloe (Krysten Ritter), a charming, vivacious roommate - but with the morals of a pirate. Chloe soon swindles June out of all her savings, but she and her snarky friend, James Van Der Beek (playing himself), come to learn that, just because June's naive, she isn't stupid. June ingeniously turns the tables on Chloe, who is so shocked about being scammed herself that she decides to pull June into her colorful band of friends. Sure, it's all dysfunctional, bizarre and overwhelming, but so is New York City. And with the help of Chloe and the other oddballs around her, June might just learn the survival secrets she needs to make it there.
  "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" stars Krysten Ritter ("Breaking Bad," "Gilmore Girls") as Chloe, Dreama Walker ("The Good Wife," "Gossip Girl") as June, Liza Lapira ("Crazy, Stupid, Love") as Robin, Michael Blaiklock ("Secret Girlfriend") as Eli, Eric Andre (The Invention of Lying") as Mark and James Van Der Beek ("Varsity Blues," "Dawson's Creek") as James Van Der Beek.
  Guest cast in "Pilot" includes Peter MacKenzie as Mr. Colbern, Eve Gordon as Mrs. Colbern, Tate Ellington as Steven, Adrian Kali Turner as Jeremy, Rob Yang as moving man, Nick Puga as Alan the cat guy, Rebecca Grant as Yolanda the pole dancer, Daniel Berson as T-shirt man, Clement Von Franckenstein as Mr. Buchwald, Gameela Wright as cop, BJ Clinkscales as policeman, Thushari Jayasekera as executive assistant, Dante Bonner as hot dog vendor, Helmar Cooper as doorman, Anoush NeVart as Mrs. Yilmaz, Armaan Juneja as young boy, Zitto Kazann as old man, Katherine Tokarz as Nicole, Tim Trella as stunt coordinator on-camera, Gary Lambert as rapper, Amee McKay as Rhonda and Daniel Hall as tuxedo man.
  "Pilot" was written by Nahnatchka Khan, and directed by Jason Winer.
  Created and written by Nahnatchka Khan ("American Dad"), "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" is executive-produced by Khan, David Hemingson ("American Dad," "How I Met Your Mother") and Jeff Morton ("Modern Family"). Jason Winer ("Modern Family") directed and executive-produced on the pilot. "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" is a production of 20th Century Fox Television. The series is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HD format, with 5.1 channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-14,D,L,S parental guideline.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Election Day
  THE RACE FOR TOWN COUNCILMAN COMES TO A HEAD, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Bryan Cranston ("Breaking Bad") Directs and Philip Baker Hall ("Magnolia") Guest Stars
  "Election Day" - The all important election day has arrived and the whole family rallies for some last minute campaigning - Mitch and Cam ride around in a 'Vote for Claire' mobile, the Dunphy house is campaign central with everyone manning phones and soliciting votes, and Claire does some last minute interviews -- with a few technical difficulties -- on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Philip Baker Hall as Walt, Stephanie Faracy as Dottie, John Vickery as Cecil Van Gundy, Melinda Page Hamilton as Sandy, Margaret Welsh as Laurie, Frank Wood as reporter, Dominic Ledesma as Chad, Alyssa Preston as receptionist, Asif Ali as technician and Micah Tayloe Owens as child.
  "Election" was written by Ben Karlin and directed by Bryan Cranston.
   

• ABC MISSING: The Three Bears
  BECCA TAKES MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS, WHILE MICHAEL PLOTS HIS ESCAPE FROM KIDNAPPERS, ON ABC'S "MISSING"
  "The Three Bears" -- Becca takes matters into her own hands to uncover clues as to where Michael is being kept. Meanwhile Michael plots his escape from his kidnappers, on "Missing," THURSDAY, APRIL 12 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Location setting for this episode is Prague, Czech Republic.
  Guest Cast: Aunjanue Ellis as Mary Dresden, Karel Roden as Azimoff and Laura Donnelly as Violet Heath.
  "The Three Bears" was written by Adele Lim and directed by Paul Edwards.
  
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY - "Support System" - A devastated Cristina presses Owen to confess the intimate details of his affair; Mark takes his new authority very seriously when he steps in as chief for the day and butts heads with Richard over a patient's liver transplant; and Callie deems Meredith ready for the boards, while the rest of the residents continue to stress about the exam. Meanwhile, Callie, Arizona and Bailey plan a much needed ladies night for Teddy, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, APRIL 12 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.

   

• ABC ON ABC’S “SCANDAL” (4/12)
  OLIVIA POPE & ASSOCIATES TAKE ON DC'S FINEST MADAM WHEN HER LIST OF CLIENTELE THREATENS TO SEND SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WASHINGTON'S ELITE, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Dirty Little Secrets" - When Pope & Associates' newest client, DC Madam Sharon Marquette, is under investigation, the team needs to do everything possible to keep her client list under wraps. The list is literally a Who's Who of DC influentials - and while it's Olivia's job to protect her client, she finds herself protecting a lot more than just the madam. Meanwhile, Quinn runs into some trouble with the President's former intern, Amanda Tanner, on "Scandal," THURSDAY, APRIL 12 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Mimi Kennedy as Sharon Marquette, Joshua Malina as David Rosen, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant, Matt Letscher as Billy Chambers, Liza Weil as Amanda Tanner, Brendan Hines as Gideon Wallace, John Getz as Patrick Keating, Megan Gallagher as Claire Keating and Troy Winbush as Morris Elcott.
  "Dirty Little Secrets" was written by Heather Mitchell and directed by Roxann Dawson.
   

• A&E EVER CARRADINE ("EUREKA") GUEST STARS ON A&E'S HIT ORIGINAL DRAMA SERIES 'BREAKOUT KINGS' SUNDAY, APRIL 8 AT 10PM ET/PT
  A&E Network's original scripted drama series, Breakout Kings, returned for a highly anticipated second season with 10 all-new episodes on Sunday, March 4. From Matt Olmstead and Nick Santora, writers/producers of the hit series Prison Break, Breakout Kings follows an unconventional partnership between the U.S. Marshals' office and a group of convicts as they work to catch fugitives on the run.
  In the episode titled "I Smell Emmy", airing on Sunday, April 8 at 10 PM (ET/PT), Emmy Sharp (Carradine), a retired prostitute serving 20 years for killing her pimp, is newly charged with assault after harassing her prison English teacher. En route to the hearing for these charges, Emmy escapes after convincing the guards to let her use a bathroom at a local gas station. It becomes quickly apparent to the Kings that she had outside help in planning her escape creating a search for a modern 'Thelma and Louise' duo.
  
  

• CBS WHEN ONE OF THE CSI'S BIGGEST ENEMIES IS MURDERED, HORATIO MUST DETERMINE WHICH OF HIS TEAM MEMBERS IS A SUSPECT, ON THE 10TH SEASON FINALE OF "CSI: MIAMI," SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  Malcolm McDowell Returns as Ruthless Attorney Darren Vogel
  “Habeas Corpse" – When one of the CSI's biggest enemies is murdered, Horatio must determine which of his team members is a suspect, on the 10th season finale of CSI: MIAMI, Sunday, April 8 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Malcolm McDowell returns as ruthless attorney Darren Vogel.
  WRITTEN BY: Barry O'Brien and Marc Dube
  DIRECTED BY: Sam Hill
   

• CBS MARSHALL, BARNEY AND TED ENVISION WHAT THEIR LIVES WILL BE LIKE IN ANOTHER THREE YEARS, ON "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," MONDAY, APRIL 9
  "Trilogy Time" — Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time," where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April 9 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Kourtney Kang
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE AGREE TO PARTICIPATE IN A CLINICAL DRUG TRIAL, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, APRIL 9
  “And The Drug Money” – Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial in an effort to raise money to help Caroline’s father, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, April 9 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Greg Malins
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS WALDEN BREAKS THE NEWS TO ZOEY THAT HE’S GOING INTO BUSINESS WITH HIS EX-WIFE, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, APRIL 9
  Georgia Engel Returns as Lyndsey’s Mom
  “Grandma’s Pie” – Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms’ new relationship, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, April 9 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Georgia Engel returns as Lyndsey’s mom.
  STORY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS MOLLY’S OUTSPOKEN MANNER COSTS HER AND MIKE THEIR WEDDING CHAPEL, ON "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, APRIL 9
  "Molly Can’t Lie" — When Mike and Molly meet with the priest at Peggy’s church, Molly’s forthright nature winds up costing them their wedding chapel, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, April 9 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts and Bill Daly
  TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producer Don Foster, Al Higgins and Mark Gross
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS A MURDER CASE HITS CLOSE TO HOME WHEN MAX IS CONVINCED THAT A SERIAL KILLER WITH TIES TO HIS PAST IS ON THE LOOSE, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, APRIL 9
  “Ha’alele*” – A murder case hits close to home for Max when he is convinced that The Trashman, a serial killer with ties to his past, is on the loose. In order to convince Five-0 of his suspicions, Max reveals shocking information about his childhood, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, April 9 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  (*Ha’alele is Hawaiian for “Abandoned”)
  WRITTEN BY: Elwood Reid
  DIRECTED BY: Jerry Levine
   

• CBS TONY AND ZIVA TRAVEL TO COLUMBIA, WHERE THEY ARE JOINED BY ZIVA’S LONGTIME MENTOR IN THE SEARCH FOR A MISSING MARINE LIEUTENANT AND NAVY CHAPLAIN, ON "NCIS," TUESDAY, APRIL 10
  Jamie Lee Curtis Returns as Doctor Samantha Ryan and Karina Lombard Guest Stars as Retired Interpol Agent Monique Lisson
  “The Missionary Position” – Following the murder of a Marine, Tony and Ziva join Ziva’s longtime friend and mentor in Columbia in a search for a missing Marine Lieutenant and Navy Chaplain. Meanwhile, Jimmy Palmer decides who will be his best man, on NCIS, Tuesday, April 10 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jamie Lee Curtis (“Freaky Friday”) returns as Doctor Samantha Ryan and Karina Lombard (“The L Word”) guest stars as Retired Interpol Agent Monique Lisson, Ziva’s longtime mentor.
  WRITTEN BY: Allison Abner
  DIRECTED BY: Arvin Brown
   

• CBS AFTER A CHEMICAL BOMB IS DISCOVERED IN A LOS ANGELES VEHICLE, THE NCIS: LA TEAM PARTNERS WITH THE FBI IN A SEARCH FOR A DOMESTIC TERRORIST, ON "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, APRIL 10
  Peter Cambor Returns as Operational Psychologist Nate Getz
  "Patriot Acts" – When a former Marine is suspected of creating a chemical bomb, the NCIS: LA team joins the FBI’s domestic terrorist task force including Operational Psychologist Nate Getz, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, April 10 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Peter Cambor returns as Operational Psychologist Nate Getz.
  WRITTEN BY: Jordana Lewis Jaffe
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS CARRIE AND AL’S LATEST SUSPECT IS CARRYING A BIG GRUDGE AND A LOT OF EXPLOSIVES, ON “UNFORGETTABLE,” TUESDAY, APRIL 10 ON CBS
  “You Are Here” – Carrie and Al must get inside the mind of a deranged conspiracy theorist before he sets off a series of bombs, on UNFORGETTABLE, Tuesday, April 10 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Jim Adler
  DIRECTED BY: Jean DeSegonzac
   

• CBS WHEN HIS MISSING COUSIN REAPPEARS, MORGAN IS FORCED TO CONFRONT A LIE HE TOLD TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY AND MAKES THE BAU TEAM REOPEN THE FILE ON HER DISAPPEARANCE, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11
  Guest Stars Include Shanola Hampton (“Shameless”) as Morgan’s Missing Cousin Cindi, Chad L. Coleman (“The Wire”) as Family Acquaintance Malcolm Ford and Denise Dowse (“The Guardian,” “Beverly Hills, 90210”) as Morgan’s Aunt Yvonne Burns
  “The Company” – When Morgan’s sister sees a woman who looks like their presumed-dead cousin, Cindi, it forces Morgan to confront a lie he told his family last year to provide closure and compels the BAU to reopen the case of her disappearance, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, April 11 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest Stars include Shanola Hampton (“Shameless”) as Morgan’s missing cousin Cindi, Chad L. Coleman (“The Wire”) as family acquaintance Malcolm Ford, Erica Gimpel (“Fame,” “The Young and the Restless”) as Morgan’s sister Sarah, and Denise Dowse (“The Guardian,” “Beverly Hills, 90210”) as Morgan’s aunt Yvonne Burns.
  WRITTEN BY: Breen Frazier
  DIRECTED BY: Nelson McCormick
   

• CBS WHEN STOKES LEARNS A VIOLENT MAN HE HELPED PUT IN PRISON IS GOING TO HAVE HIS CONVICTION OVERTURNED, THE CSI TEAM NEEDS TO PROVE HIM GUILTY AGAIN, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11
  “Altered Stakes” – When Stokes learns that a man he helped put in prison is going to have his conviction overturned, the CSI team needs to prove the killer is guilty again or he will be released, on CSI, Wednesday, April 11 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  DIRECTED BY: David Semel
  STORY BY: Melissa R. Byers and Treena Hancock
  TELEPLAY BY: Elizabeth Devine
   

• CBS JEFF DISCOVERS THAT AUDREY USES SEX TO GET HIM TO DO WHAT SHE WANTS, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, APRIL 12
  "After The Lovin’" – Jeff discovers that Audrey uses sex to get what she wants, while Russell and Timmy make a commercial for their new soup spoon, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, April 12 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Tom Hertz
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 9, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, APRIL 9
  “GOSSIP GIRL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “It Girl, Interrupted” (TV-14) (HDTV)
  ELIZABETH HURLEY GUEST STARS / EPISODE FEATURES A KIKI DE MONTPARNASSE PARTY AND LINGERIE SHOW — Serena (Blake Lively) decides she is ready to relinquish the spotlight and sets out to make a reluctant Lola (guest star Ella Rae Peck) the next “It Girl” of the Upper East Side, starting with modeling at a Kiki de Montparnasse lingerie show. Meanwhile, Chuck (Ed Westwick) reaches out to Blair (Leighton Meester) for advice about his past, and Diana Payne’s (Hurley) return to The Spectator starts a power struggle with Nate (Chace Crawford). Penn Badgley, Kelly Rutherford and Matthew Settle also star. Omar Madha directed the episode written by co-executive producer Amanda Lasher (#519).
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 9
  "HART OF DIXIE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Heart to Hart” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  TIM MATHESON DIRECTS / GARY COLE GUEST STARS AS ZOE’S (RACHEL BILSON) FATHER — Zoe (Bilson) has conflicted feelings about seeing her estranged father, world-renowned surgeon Ethan Hart (Cole), who has agreed to travel to Bluebell to perform surgery on George’s (Scott Porter) father (guest star Eric Pierpoint) as a favor to Zoe. Fearful of losing George, Lemon (Jaime King) decides she must befriend Zoe in order to prevent her from telling George about Lemon’s affair with Lavon (Cress Williams). Meanwhile, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Rammer Jammer, the owner (guest star John Marshall Jones) hosts a signature cocktail contest between Wade (Wilson Bethel) and Shelley (guest star Deborah S. Craig). Series regular Tim Matheson directed the episode written by Rina Mimoun (#117).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 10
  “RINGER” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “It’s Called Improvising, Bitch!” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE ATTEMPTED MURDER IS REVEALED — Catherine’s (guest star Andrea Roth) plan to drive Andrew (Ioan Gruffudd) and Bridget, posing as Siobhan (Sarah Michelle Gellar), apart unravels. Agent Machado (Nestor Carbonell) discovers who wanted to kill Siobhan all along and rushes to intercept the killer before it is too late. Meanwhile, Siobhan’s plan to help Henry (Kristoffer Polaha) backfires when the main witness suddenly dies. Zoey Deutch also stars. Janice Cooke directed the episode written by Scott Nimerfro (#120).
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 9
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  EXTREME COUPONING TURNS DEADLY ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 9, ON FOX
  Luke Kleintank (“No Ordinary Family”) and Tina Majorino (“Napoleon Dynamite”) Guest-Star
  With the help of Special Agent Genny Shaw (guest star Majorino), the Jeffersonian team identifies the remains of a discount shopper and “extreme couponer” who was dragged along the road by an 18-wheeler. Meanwhile, Brennan is adjusting to her first day back at work after giving birth, and Cam disapproves of her daughter’s romance with intern Finn Abernathy (guest star Kleintank) in the all-new “The Bump in the Road” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 9 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-708) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Luke Kleintank as Finn Abernathy; Tina Majorino as Special Agent Genny Shaw; Tiffany Hines as Michelle Welton; Brandon Molale as Alan Bates; Kelly Perine as Walter Otton; Sherida Mulrowe as Cheryl Otton; Jaylen Barron as Ashley Otton; Mark Saul as Chad Fergus; Jillian Nelson as College Girl (Lily); Mary Pat Gleason as Crystal Jones; David Andriole as Dale Berquist; Karole Foreman as Mrs. Noonan; Missy Doty as Rhonda Fitzgibbons; Wendy Worthington as Waitress; Janell Inez as Barb; Jenny Rainwater as Moaning Extreme Couponer; Maury Morgan as Couponer # 1.
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 9
  --“HOUSE”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A HOCKEY PLAYER’S ON-ICE FIGHTING TAKES A TURN FOR THE WORSE ON AN ALL-NEW "HOUSE" MONDAY, APRIL 9, ON FOX
  House and the team take on the case of a 22-year-old minor league hockey player who collapsed while coughing up blood after a fight on the ice. Meanwhile, House drops a bomb on Wilson, and Chase offers to help Park change her living arrangement in the “Gut Check” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, April 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-816) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Greg Finley as Bobby; Christian Lalonde as Szabo; Will Shadley as Duncan; Joe Kelly as Linesman; Stephanie Whitfield as Waitress; Saachiko as Popo; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 10
  **SPRING PREMIERE**--“GLEE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BLAINE’S BIG BROTHER PAYS A VISIT TO LIMA ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” TUESDAY, APRIL 10, ON FOX
  Matt Bomer (“White Collar”) Guest-Stars
  Much to Blaine’s chagrin, his big-shot Hollywood actor brother, Cooper (Guest Star Bomer), comes to visit in the all-new Spring Premiere “Big Brother” episode of GLEE airing Tuesday, April 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-315) (TV-14 L)
  Guest Cast: Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans; Damian McGinty as Rory Flanagan; Vanessa Lengies as Sugar Motta; Lauren Potter as Becky Jackson; Matt Bomer as Cooper Anderson.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 10
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS INVITES RUSSELL TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT THE LOFT ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 10, ON FOX
  Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”) and Basketball Great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Guest-Star
  A nervous Jess invites Russell to spend the weekend at the loft, and her fears are amplified when he gets along better with the guys than she hoped. Meanwhile, Winston begins work at a sports radio station, but quickly finds out his boss is more of a shock jock, and Nick tries to make an invention from his “Idea Notebook” into a reality in the all-new “Normal” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 10 (9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-120) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Dermot Mulroney as Russell; Phil Hendrie as Joe Napoli; Michaela Watkins as Gina; Blake Garrett as Elvin; Kareem Abdul Jabbar as Himself
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 10
  --“RAISING HOPE”—(9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A NATESVILLE MURDER MYSTERY REVEALED ON AN ALL-NEW "RAISING HOPE" TUESDAY, APRIL 10, ON FOX
  Bijou Phillips (“Almost Famous”), Nancy Grace (“Nancy Grace”) and YouTube sensation Greyson Chance Guest-Star
  In a very special “mockumentary” episode, Nancy Grace (guest-starring as herself) examines the “real story” of Hope’s mom, serial killer Lucy Carlisle (guest star Phillips). Grace interviews each member of the Chance family, all of whom relay personal accounts of exactly what happened when Jimmy met Lucy back in 2008. At the end of the program, the Chances are shocked to find out developing details about Lucy in the all-new "Inside Probe" episode of RAISING HOPE airing Tuesday, April 10 (9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOP-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Greyson Chance as young Jimmy; Baylie Cregut as Hope; Rylie Cregut as Hope; Nancy Grace as herself David Krumholtz as Carl; Bijou Phillips as Lucy
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 12
  --“TOUCH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MARTIN CONNECTS WITH A WOMAN AVENGING THE DEATH OF HER FAMILY ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” THURSDAY, APRIL 12, ON FOX
  Martin gets his laptop stolen on the day Jake is scheduled for an important evaluation. As a result, he becomes ensnared in a young Salvadoran woman’s quest to avenge the death of her family. Meanwhile, Teller (guest star Danny Glover) tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter. Also, a spirited Saudi Arabian girl tries to break free of the societal constraints imposed on her and a Montreal doctor attempts to meet a stranger on a train in the all-new “Entanglement” episode of TOUCH airing Thursday, April 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-104) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Cast: Danny Glover as Arthur Teller; Zuleyka Silver as Marisol; Rolando Molina as Hector; Amir Talai as Sami; Richardson Cherry as Alexandre;
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 13
  --“THE FINDER”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 WALTER TRIES TO SAVE A MARRIAGE ON AN ALL-NEW "THE FINDER" FRIDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX
  Joe and Annie, a once-happily married couple, ate at The Bella Plata restaurant every year on their anniversary, until mob boss Fico Vasquez closed it down. Now, to save his marriage, Joe asks Walter to help him find the meal over which he and his wife first fell in love. To do that, Walter must track down the restaurant’s chef, whom the mob also is looking for. Meanwhile, Willa gets thrown back in jail after getting into a fight with a girl who’s impersonating her in the all-new “The Last Meal” episode of THE FINDER airing Friday, April 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FIN-102) ((TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Amy Aquino as Cristina Farrel; Alex Fernandez as Federico “Fico” Vasquez; Ignacio Serricchio as Alejandro Lopez-Fernando; Shane Edelman as Joe Turnbull; Charlene Amoia as Annie Turnbull; Christopher Goodman as Bartender; Lindsay Bushman as Doppelwilla; David H. Lawrence XVII as Tourist/Miss-Terious Palate; Julia Vera as Old Marina
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 13
  "FRINGE"-(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  WALTER GOES TO THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ON AN ALL-NEW "FRINGE" FRIDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX
  Walter travels to the Alternate Universe to assist in the investigation of a Fringe event with ties to both worlds. Meanwhile, David Robert Jones reveals his next target in the all-new "The Consultant" episode of FRINGE airing Friday, April 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-418) (TV-14 L, V)
  Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth; Seth Gabel as Lincoln Lee
   

• Lifetime's hot new series, The Client List, premieres Sunday, April 8 at 10/9c!
  Official Site ABOUT THE CLIENT LIST: Everyone's got something to hide and Riley Parks is no exception. Jennifer Love Hewitt plays Riley, a single mother, living in a small Texas town and leading a shocking double life. Her secret would send shockwaves through the community and possibly land her in jail if it was ever exposed. Riley's taken a job at a seemingly traditional day spa, but soon realizes that the spa offers a little more than just massage therapy. It's not the happy ending she was expecting but it does open her eyes to a world she's never seen before. The series follows Riley balancing these two worlds - one that revolves around her kids and family - and the other that revolves around the spa and it's special clientele. These two worlds couldn't be farther apart, yet she's totally comfortable in both. Keeping them separate ... now that's the tricky part as she discovers she's not the only one with secrets.
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday April 8, 2012 - Saturday April 14, 2012
  "HARRY'S LAW" "THE LYING GAME" 04/08/2012 (07:00PM - 08:00PM) (Sunday) :
  FORMER CLIENTS CAUSE HAVOC FOR HARRY’S LEGAL TEAM – Harry (Kathy Bates) enlists Tommy’s (Christopher McDonald) help defending the firm when a former client returns claiming that Harry took advantage of his mental state and hires Phoebe Blake (Justine Lupe) to help him seek millions in damages. Meanwhile, Cassie (Karen Olivo) and Oliver (Mark Valley), with Harry’s help, represent a former-client who stands accused of murdering her mentally-abusive ex-husband – a crime she did not commit. All the while, drama in the office continues to unfold as Lisa’s (Dana Sorman) sexually-charged antics begin to make Chunhua (Irene Keng) quite uncomfortable. Nate Corddry also stars.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "UNDERSTUDY"
  04/09/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : "Understudy" – UMA THURMAN GUEST STARS – The show has landed a star, the mercurial Rebecca Duvall (guest star Uma Thurman), but Eileen (Anjelica Huston) is thrown into a panic when Rebecca gets stuck in Cuba. Derek (Jack Davenport) puts Karen (Katharine McPhee) in as understudy, but she must learn to perform under extreme pressure as he threatens to break her will. Tom and Julia (Christian Borle and Debra Messing) celebrate their anniversary with a ritual – and face some hard truths about what show business can do to relationships. Megan Hilty, Raza Jaffrey and Jaime Cepero also star. Uma Thurman guest stars.
   

• NBC "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" "IT'S RAINING FRIENDS"
  04/11/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : PORK & FRIENDS – Jessica (Jessica St. Clair) deals with the repercussions of butt-dialing her estranged husband Peter (guest star, Reid Scott) a few days before what would be their three-year anniversary. Meanwhile Lennon (Lennon Parham) and Joe (Luka Jones) conspire with Rav (Stephen Schneider) to let Jessica cook at his bar to help cheer her up. However, Peter’s unexpected arrival in town could spell disaster for those best laid plans. Daija Owens also stars. Kyle Mooney and Dave Donohue guest star.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "VALENTINE'S DAY"
  04/11/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : A RAPE INVESTIGATION IS SET INTO MOTION AFTER A HUSBAND SEES HIS WIFE (GUEST STAR CHLOË SEVIGNY) BEING ATTACKED WHILE VIDEO CHATTING.
  While video chatting with his wife (guest star Sevigny) on the way home from an international business trip, a Wall Street executive watches an intruder assault and abduct her. The kidnappers demand ransom, and Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay), Amaro (Danny Pino), Rollins (Kelli Giddish), and Tutuola (Ice-T) are on the scene when the missing housewife arrives to pick up the money. She frantically tells the detectives about her ordeal, but Benson grows suspicious of her story. The SVU squad and Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak (Diane Neal) dig deeper to find out who the real victim is in this increasingly complicated case. Also starring Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen.) Appearances by returning guest stars Ron Rifkin (Counselor Marvin Exley) and Laura Benanti (Maria Grazie.)
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "ORIGINS OF VAMPIRE MYTHOLOGY"
  04/12/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : BRITTA’S OLD FLAME ‘BLADE’ IS BACK IN TOWN AND SHE STRUGGLES WITH THE TEMPTATION TO SEE HIM – JOHN GOODMAN GUEST STARS – When Britta’s (Gillian Jacobs) old flame "Blade" (Kirk Fox, "Parks and Recreation") returns to town with the traveling carnival, she confesses to the group that she needs their help to stay away from him. While Annie (Alison Brie), Troy (Donald Glover) and Abed (Danny Pudi) scheme to keep her occupied and away from Blade, Jeff (Joel McHale) and Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) head to the carnival to get a look at the mystery man. Meanwhile, Dean Laybourne (guest star John Goodman) enlists the help of Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) to convince Troy to join the Air Conditioning Repair Annex. Chevy Chase and Ken Jeong also star.
   

• NBC "30 ROCK"04/12/2012 8:30 PM
  MEET THE WOGGELS! (TV-14) LIZ (TINA FEY) TRIES TO GET JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) TO HAVE AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION WITH HIS MOTHER. GUEST STAR ELAINE STRITCH. When a health complication lands Jack’s mother (guest star Stritch) in the hospital, Liz (Fey) encourages Jack to share his feelings before it’s too late. Meanwhile, Jenna (Jane Krakowski) tries dating a musician, and Tracy (Tracy Morgan) works to convince his son not to go to college.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE"04/12/2012 9:00 PM
  WELCOME PARTY (TV-PG) THE OFFICE PLANS A WELCOME PARTY FOR NELLIE - Robert (two-time Emmy Award winner James Spader) makes the office throw a welcome party for Nellie (Catherine Tate), and the party planners try to sabotage it. Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) and Erin (Ellie Kemper) practice how Andy will break up with Jessica (guest star Eleanor Seigler). Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, B.J. Novak, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Mindy Kaling, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson and Zach Woods star.
   

• NBC "UP ALL NIGHT"04/12/2012 9:30 PM
  THE PROPOSALS (TV-14) REAGAN AND CHRIS HAVE A CHANCE TO REWRITE HISTORY -- JASON LEE, CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS AND MARION ROSS GUEST STAR -- When Reagan (Christina Applegate) loses her engagement ring, a Brinkley family heirloom, Chris (Will Arnett) uses the opportunity to give Reagan the proposal he was never able to give. In order to cover up losing the ring, Regan must seek out her worst enemy – Chris’ grandmother (guest star Marion Ross). Meanwhile, Kevin (guest star Jason Lee) returns and tries to win Ava (Maya Rudolph) back with the help of Julian (guest star Chris Diamantopoulos). Jennifer Hall also stars.
   

• NBC "AWAKE" "RICKY'S TACOS"
  04/12/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER – LAURA INNES (‘ER,’ ‘THE EVENT’) GUEST STARS -- An unexpected tip leads Detective Britten (Jason Isaacs) to an empty warehouse that was tied to a case he was investigating prior to the accident. His curiosity causes concern for Captain Harper (Laura Innes). Meanwhile, Hannah (Laura Allen) prepares for the move to Oregon. Bird (Steve Harris) and Britten investigate a mysterious suicide, while Detective Vega (Wilmer Valderrama) and Britten work on a 3 year-old homicide. Later, Dr. Lee (BD Wong) gives Britten the key to solving one of his cases while Dr. Evans helps him make a decision about the move. Dylan Minnette also stars.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "LOVE SICK"
  04/13/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : NICK COMES FACE TO FACE WITH HIS WORST ENEMY -- BREE TURNER, CLAIRE COFFEE AND JESSICA TUCK GUEST STAR -- Nick (David Giuntoli) and Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) join Hank for dinner, where Nick discovers Hank’s mystery date is none other than Adalind (guest star Claire Coffee), the same Hexenbiest who tried to kill Aunt Marie. Meanwhile, Captain Renard (Sasha Roiz) takes matters into his own hands when a visit from foreign representatives of his royal bloodline threatens his position. Elsewhere, Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) and Rosalee (guest star Bree Turner) are called into action when the lives of Hank and Sgt. Wu (Reggie Lee) hang in the balance.
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" "CHAPTER THIRTEEN"
  04/14/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : TRUSTING OTHERS— Angry at being deceived, Mitch (Josh Lucas) and Ray (Callum Keith Rennie) go to meet Andrew (Shaun Majumder), who finally comes clean and offers to help expose Kinross & Clark to the FBI. With Abby (Molly Parker) and Claire (Natasha Calis) seemingly safe in protective custody, Abby tries to convince the authorities to stop the next murder from happening. Meanwhile, Mitch and the rest of the team prepare to take on Kevin Stack (Martin Donovan), but little do they know that Stack has his own plan in the works. Juliette Lewis stars and Tricia Helfer guest stars.
   

• USA Network Psych Season Six Finale "Santabarbaratown" airing on Wednesday, 4/11 at 10/9c.
  After over 20 years of searching, the body of Veronica Towne has been found, and Shawn (James Roday), Gus (Dule Hill) and Henry (Corbin Bernsen) reopen the case and revisit all the old suspects, including the son of a millionaire who was dating her at the time she went missing.
  Guest Stars: Rob Estes, Lolita Davidovich, Amanda Schull, Max Gail
  PSYCH creator Steve Franks pens and directs the winter season premiere and Roday directs “Heeeeere’s Lassie,” which airs on Wednesday, March 7. Additional guest directors include Timothy Busfield, Jay Chandrasekhar and Jennifer Lynch.

NON-FICTION

• ABC On next week's Dancing with the Stars on ABC (4/9 & 10)
  ROCK WEEK RETURNS TO THE BALLROOM WITH SPECIAL GUEST BAND KISS PERFORMING BOTH MONDAY AND TUESDAY NIGHT, ON ABC’S “DANCING WITH THE STARS” “DWTS” Alums Return on Tuesday Night with a Sneak Peek Performance of Their Upcoming Live Show, “Dancing with the Stars: Live in Las Vegas”
  “Episode 1404 & 1404A” – Rock Week returns, with KISS opening the show with a spectacular performance of “Rock and Roll All Nite,” accompanied by the Troupe. Bringing lots of leather and lots of fire, the remaining ten couples will perform to some of the greatest Rock songs of all time, MONDAY, APRIL 9 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  On Tuesday, KISS hits the stage for another rockin’ performance of “Lick it Up,” with Mark Ballas, Chelsie Hightower, Henry Byalikov and Oksana Dmytrenko accompanying their performance. “DWTS” alums Sabrina Bryan and Kyle Massey will return to the ballroom with a sneak peek at their “Dancing with the Stars: Live in Las Vegas” show, which debuts April 14 at the New Tropicana Las Vegas. Also during Tuesday’s show, a special performance featuring Karina Smirnoff and one of the world’s best ballet dancers, Jose Manuel Carreno, who was a principal dancer with the Royal Ballet and the American Ballet Theatre. Their dance will be accompanied by a live performance from Gotan Project’s “Santa Maria,” the band’s U.S. network TV debut, and one more couple will be sent home, TUESDAY, APRIL 10 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 308
  A "SHARK TANK" FIRST - AN ENTREPRENEUR WHO WALKED AWAY FROM A DEAL RETURNS FOR ANOTHER CHANCE AT THE AMERICAN DREAM
  Returning Entrepreneur James Martin Gets Advice from Jim Koch, Co-Founder of Samuel Adams Beer, Regarding Martin's Copa Di Vino, a Plastic Wine-in-a-Cup Business
  "Episode 308" - For the first time, an entrepreneur who walked away from a deal returns to the Tank and is given another chance at the American dream. During the revived negotiation that started in Season 2, James Martin from The Dalles, OR phones Jim Koch, co-founder of Samuel Adams beer, for advice on the Sharks' latest offer to invest in Copa Di Vino, a plastic wine-in-a-cup business.
  Also, a versatile inventor from San Antonio, TX must prove to the Sharks the waste products created by his 100-foot tall generator can be transformed into gold; a housewife from Kokomo, IN wants the Sharks' help to grow her handcrafted cookie company into a household name; and a former medical student from Penfield, NY makes T-shirts where a motivational message appears when activated by sweat, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, APRIL 13 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  
   

• ABC 9:00 PM-10:00 PM ON "PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?," FRIDAY, APRIL 13
  When People See a Situation that Cries Out for Action, Do They Step in, Back Away or Just Walk on by?
  Using hidden cameras, "What Would You Do?" establishes everyday scenarios and then captures people's reactions. Whether people are compelled to act or mind their own business, John Qui–ones reports on their split-second and often surprising decision-making process. "Primetime: What Would You Do?" airs FRIDAY, APRIL 13 (9:01-10:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  Friday, April 13 Scenarios Include:
  Kids cheating on SATs: SAT test taking has made news recently as several high school kids have had other people take the test for them. So what would happen when "WWYD" sets up a scenario at a cafŽ where a college student and high school student discuss making a deal to cheat on the SAT?
  Autistic Kids (in conjunction with Autism Awareness Month): When an autistic child has a meltdown at a restaurant, and a fellow patron complains, how will others react?
  Pawn Shop Con: In a pawn shop, a customer claims to have a rare item. When the pawn shop owner goes in back to finalize the deal, the seller confesses to the bystander that the item is fake. Will the bystander say anything?
  Spring Break - Naughty Videographer: "WWYD" previews its Spring Break edition -- airing April 20 -- with a look at how bystanders will react to a creepy filmmaker who is trying to lure naive spring breakers into his hotel room to take pictures of them, promising stardom.
   

• ABC 10:00 PM-11:00 PM ON FRIDAY'S 20/20 (4/13)
  JUST PLANE CRAZY -- WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE SKIES? -- ON "20/20," FRIDAY, APRIL 13
  Crazy captains, paranoid passengers, flight attendant freakouts... what is going on in the air these days? Anchored by Elizabeth Vargas, "Just Plane Crazy" airs on "20/20," FRIDAY, APRIL 13 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Reports include: Crews Gone Wild: Elizabeth Vargas looks at the mounting pressures in the air that have resulted in some serious breakdowns by both pilots and flight attendants.
  Passengers Gone Wild: Thanks to long lines, intrusive security, endless airline fees and delay after delay, many passengers are already grumpy by the time they board the plane. So it's no surprise that there's plenty of bad behavior in the air. From drunken freakouts to Mile High Club wannabees, those hoping for a quiet and peaceful flight face quite a challenge. John Qui–ones reports.
  Celebrities Out of Control: Chris Connelly reports on the models, the movie stars and the mayhem they create in the skies.
  Love in the Air: From two passengers who met and fell in love after surviving the "Miracle on the Hudson" plane crash to a website dedicated to helping airline passengers find those missed love connections to flight attendants who get into the matchmaking game, John Berman reports on finding love in the air.
  Control Tower: Air traffic controllers hooked on Vicodin, disregarding emergency calls as pranks, and literally falling asleep at the switch... What on earth is going on up in those towers? Jim Avila looks at some amazing highs and lows from one of the nation's most stressful workplaces.
  TSA: The beauty queen who claims she was molested; the mother detained for bringing through her breast milk; the woman arrested for carrying her applesauce for her elderly mother... These are but a few of the outraged passengers who say the TSA goes too far. Deborah Roberts talks to a TSA worker so frustrated with the agency that she quit this week. Roberts also gets a rare glimpse at the TSA warehouse where the government stores all the weapons it confiscates to keep us safe.  Preview
   

• ABC BALL BOYS (4/14)
  BASEBALL GREAT PETE ROSE GIVES AN IMPROMPTU LESSON, ON ABC'S SPORTS-ORIENTED REALITY SERIES, "BALL BOYS," SATURDAY, APRIL 14
  "Place Your Bats" - The all-time hit king, Pete Rose, teaches Sweet Lou how to keep his eye on the ball; an eccentric Los Angeles Lakers fan sends the boys to the Holy Grail of sports memorabilia collections; and a customer brings in a bat he once took from Don Mattingly, on "Ball Boys," SATURDAY, APRIL 14 (3:00-3:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. The episode is followed by a repeat of "Take Your Base" (OAD March 24th) from 3:30-4:00 p.m., ET.
  "Ball Boys" follows the sports memorabilia business at iconic Robbie's 1st Base in Baltimore, MD, and the charming family-like relationships of the sports fanatics who work there - Robbie Sr. and Junior, Sweet Lou and Shaggy. The 12 half-hour episodes, from the producers of cable's top rated "Pawn Stars," feature the never-before-seen negotiation of buying and selling unique sports merchandise, both at the store and at off-site locations. In addition, numerous sports legends - from football pioneer Jim Brown to baseball great Pete Rose to former NBA star and current ESPN commentator Jalen Rose - stop by the store to join in lively debates, smack talk and comical antics with the staff.
   

• CBS THE TENSION BETWEEN TWO TEAMS REACHES ITS BOILING POINT, AND RACERS FIND THEMSELVES TRAINING ALONGSIDE THE MASAI WARRIORS IN TANZANIA, ON “THE AMAZING RACE” SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  “I Didn’t Make Her Cry (Kilimanjaro, Tanzania)” – Tears are shed as the claws come out in Tanzania and racers stand in amazement as they train alongside the Masai warriors, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, April 8 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Phil Keoghan is host.
   

• CBS RUMORS OF A HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL SEND TIKIANO INTO A TAILSPIN AS THEY HEAD INTO TRIBAL COUNCIL, ON "SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11
  "Go Out With A Bang" — Temptation is sweet for ravenous tribe members vying for individual immunity, and rumors of a hidden immunity idol send Tikiano into a tailspin as they head into Tribal Council, on SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD, Wednesday, April 11 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS THE BOSS OF BUDGET BLINDS, THE LARGEST WINDOW COVERINGS FRANCHISE IN NORTH AMERICA, GETS TANGLED UP, HIT ON AND INSULTED, ON “UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, APRIL 13
  “Budget Blinds” — Chad Hallock, CEO and Co-Founder of Budget Blinds, the largest window coverings franchise in North America with more than 800 franchise locations, takes it personal when two separate franchisees criticize his advertising plan, and one employee turns up the heat when she considers inviting the Boss to her hot tub after work, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, April 13 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS LUKE BRYAN, SARA EVANS, TIM McGRAW AND JENNIFER NETTLES JOIN JASON ALDEAN, THE BAND PERRY, KENNY CHESNEY, LADY ANTEBELLUM, MARTINA McBRIDE, RASCAL FLATTS AND KENNY ROGERS TO PERFORM AT “ACM PRESENTS: LIONEL RICHIE AND FRIENDS – IN CONCERT,” TO BE BROADCAST FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2012 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Country music superstars Luke Bryan, Sara Evans, Tim McGraw and Jennifer Nettles have been added to the all-star lineup of artists scheduled to perform at the ACM PRESENTS: LIONEL RICHIE AND FRIENDS – IN CONCERT. The concert will be taped April 2 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas and will be broadcast Friday, April 13 (9:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  ACM PRESENTS: LIONEL RICHIE AND FRIENDS – IN CONCERT is a special concert event of country music collaborations with the legendary Lionel Richie, featuring duets from his upcoming album, Tuskegee, along with solo performances. Some of Richie’s greatest hits will be performed by today’s hottest country artists, including Jason Aldean (“Say You, Say Me”), The Band Perry (“Penny Lover”), Luke Bryan (“Running with the Night”), Sara Evans, Lady Antebellum (“Truly”), Martina McBride (“Still”), Jennifer Nettles (“Hello”) and Rascal Flatts (“Dancing on the Ceiling”). Duets with Richie include “My Love,” with Kenny Chesney; “Sail On,” with Tim McGraw; “Lady,” with Kenny Rogers, and more surprises to be announced.
   

• CBS Saturday April 14 "48 Hours Mystery"
  Saturday at 10 p.m. ET/PT... A young Arizona woman, conned by her boyfriend, disappears. What happened to Jamie Laiaddee? Erin Moriarty CBS News investigates in an all-new mystery.
  Preview
   

• Comedy Central "BIG EASY JUSTICE" DEBUTS TUESDAY, APRIL 10 AT 10:00 PM
  When it's time to find and capture the bad guys in New Orleans, who do you call? Legendary bounty hunter Tat-2 and his Elite Fugitive Recover Team, of course. SPIKE http://www.spike.com/ 's latest unscripted original series, "Big Easy Justice," features Tat-2 and his team exploring post-Katrina New Orleans, ready to clean up the streets and rid the city of its most dangerous and clever criminals. The series will premiere with two back-to-back episodes on April 10 at 10 PM ET/PT and 10:30 PM, ET/PT. 10 half-hour episodes of "Big Easy Justice" are executive produced by Jennifer Lopez's Nuyorican Productions, Al Roker Entertainment and Bodega Pictures.
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: BRITISH INVASION” –
  (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE WOMEN MAKE AND RECORD MUSIC VIDEOS — The women are mentored by “America’s Next Top Model All-Star” winner Lisa D’ Amato as they are divided into teams to create and record music videos. One model in particular has a tough time catching on to the choreography. At the video shoot, former Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta and Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle are brought in to offer their expertise. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judges Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle as well as Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1806).
   

• Discovery Channel IT'S A COLD RUSH: DEADLIEST CATCH Fleet Faces Brutal Business Downturn, Harshest Winter Yet
  Season Eight Premiere Marks Series' 100th Episode
  Emmy(r) Award Winner for Best Reality Show Bows Tuesday, April 10 at 9pm e/p
  It's must seaworthy TV - the masters of the maritime, fishing's fearless are back as the Emmy(r) award-winning DEADLIEST CATCH returns celebrating its 100th episode with the season premiere Tuesday, April 10 at 9pm e/p on Discovery. Captains Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand (F/V Time Bandit), Captain Sig Hansen (F/V Northwestern), Captain Keith Colburn (F/V Wizard), Captain "Wild Bill" Wichrowski (F/V Kodiak) and returning newer skippers Captain Scott Campbell Jr. (F/V Seabrooke) and resident badboy, hot shot Captain Elliott Neese (F/V Ramblin' Rose) take to the icy Bering Sea searching for their own version of buried treasure - the highly prized Alaskan king crab.  Clip 
  ICE ICE BABY... This season DEADLIEST CATCH crews have their fishing quota slashed by almost half bringing home a cold economic reality -- how will they make enough money to support their families and literally keep their businesses afloat? With the change in quota, the captains are faced with choices in strategy and tactics - who will go for the more elusive blue crab? Which boat will risk changing pots and gear in order to reap higher profits? And later in the season, fishing opilio or "snow crab," the fleet faces some of the harshest weather conditions any of them have ever experienced in more than a quarter century of fishing.
   

• Discovery Channel JESSE JAMES IS BACK ON DISCOVERY!
  New special JESSE JAMES: OUTLAW GARAGE airing Monday, April 9th at 10pm ET/PT
  Missed the sneak peek we aired during SONS OF GUNS last night? No problem.
  Catch the special sneak of new special JESSE JAMES: OUTLAW GARAGE right here:
  Video
  It's back to basics for Jesse James. With his life in a tailspin, Jesse said goodbye to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood and moved back to Austin, Texas. Enough with the distractions. Jesse wants nothing more than to leave his problems behind and get back to his roots as one of the top fabricators in the world.
  With the help of some of the world's top car customizers, Jesse partnered up with the Austin Speed Shop. Joining the Speed Shop is not only a new business venture for Jesse; it also signifies a new life.
  But Jesse is unsure if his crew at the Austin Speed Shop is able to handle the work load expected of a world class operation. So he challenges them with rebuilding a 1932 Ford Roadster in just weeks - a job that would normally last almost one year. The stakes are high for everyone as Jesse needs to get back to business and his crew knows it's their shot to join the big leagues.
   

• Discovery Channel SUNDAY, April 8, 2012:
  8 PM ET/PT - FROZEN PLANET - Making Of
  Frozen Planet's mission was to seek out and capture the wildlife and extraordinary scenery of the remote polar regions as they have never been seen before. But filming in the poles presents some serious challenges. It's a world driven by extreme seasons and bitter cold. For more than three years, the crew put themselves at the mercy of the elements, facing katabatic winds of more than 200 miles per hour and bone-chilling cold down to -58ºF - temperatures that can cause electrical cables to short-circuit like fireworks. The camera teams' experiences were sometimes hair-raising and at other times humorous. They traveled thousands of miles hauling hundreds of pounds of camera gear, traversed breaking ice, scaled steep cliffs, pioneered breakthrough filming technologies, encountered deadly animals and endured bone chilling temperatures - all to get the shot. And they did.
   

• Discovery Channel SUNDAY, April 8, 2012:
  9 PM ET/PT - MYTHBUSTERS
  In this car crazy episode of MYTHBUSTERS, Adam and Jamie try to reinvent the wheel, while Kari, Tory and Grant tackle tandem driving myths. Adam and Jamie design the world's first square wheel kit, assembled from lightweight steel and tire tread, to test the theory that after a certain speed a car with square wheels will ride just as smoothly as it would with circular ones. But can MYTHBUSTERS get to the root of the square, and find that mythical speed? Meanwhile, Tory, Kari and Grant recreate a scene from the movie Date Night, when a car crash results in two cars being attached at the bumpers. First, they must create a double car monstrosity, but connecting two cars bumper to bumper isn't as easy as you might think. Can two conjoined cars even move, let alone achieve the turbo charged tricks they set out to try?
   

• Discovery Channel SUNDAY, April 8, 2012:
  10 PM ET/PT - UNCHAINED REACTION
  Adam and Jamie of MythBusters pit a team of creature effects specialists against a team of auto parts/motorcycle mechanics to build the most impressive multi-step machines with this week's theme: Speed. In the end, they will choose only one machine as the most innovative and creative.
  
  

• GET OBSESSED WITH DISCOVERY FIT & HEALTH
  -- New Series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Premieres Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT -
  (New York, NY) - Discovery Fit & Health is putting the intricate relationship between a mother and daughter under the microscope in the new series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT. The six episode docu-series will give an intimate, heart-warming and sometimes shocking look into the lives of moms and daughters who are anything but ordinary.
   Bodybuilding & Partying - April 12 at 10 PM ET/PT
  Cheryl from Dublin, CA is addicted to bodybuilding, spending all her free time lifting weights, and her oldest daughter Rachel feels like she never sees her mom and she's been replaced with an elliptical machine. Tennille from Los Angeles is a party girl. She goes out drinking most nights of the week, staying out until the early hours of the morning while Brittney, her teenage daughter, stays home to play mom to her two younger brothers. If these mom's don't change their ways, their relationships with their daughters could be doomed.
  
  

• FOX WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE REMAINING FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE TO CONTINUE THEIR JOURNEY ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, ON FOX
  The remaining AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live once again to win the hearts of the judges and the nation. After the performances, it is up to America to vote for their favorite singers to keep them in the competition. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who falls flat in the “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, April 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1132/33) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 12
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER “IDOL” FINALIST IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, APRIL 12, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week when another finalist will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who doesn’t make the cut after the nation’s vote is revealed live in the “1 Voted Off” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, April 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1132/33A) (TV-PG D, L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 14
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming will air on the West Coast, following FOX’s NASCAR coverage.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: COPS returns this summer.]
  **FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ON FOX SPRINT CUP RACING FROM TEXAS—(7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS “NASCAR ON FOX” SPRINT CUP RACING FROM TEXAS SATURDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  Race announcer Mike Joy calls the action on the track, alongside analysts Darrell Waltrip and Larry McReynolds, live from Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, TX. Host Chris Myers is joined by analysts Darrell Waltrip and Michael Waltrip in the renowned Hollywood Hotel with Jeff Hammond providing reports from the garages and pit road during FOX NASCAR PRERACE COVERAGE on NASCAR on FOX SPRINT CUP RACING FROM TEXAS airing Saturday, April 14 (7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (SP-1246) (n/a)
   

• LIFETIME TO MAKE WAVES WITH UNSCRIPTED SERIES LOVE FOR SAIL
  Docu-Dating Program Following Singles on Cruise Ship Vacation to Embark on April 10
  LOS ANGELES, CA (March 22, 2012) - Ahoy! Lifetime sets its sights on romance on the high-seas by taking match-making to new territories with the launch of the docu-dating series Love for Sail. Beginning Tuesday, April 10, at 10:00 pm ET/PT, the hour-long program will follow single women as they leave their day-to-day lives behind looking for love aboard a tropical cruise liner.
  In each episode of Love for Sail, four adventurous women will board a Norwegian Cruise Line ship and set sail to exotic locations surrounded by a group of equally-eager single men ready to embark on what they hope to be the voyage of their lives. With the help of the series' Cruise Directors, Bucko and Carmen, the women meet their suitors at an opening mixer...and then the intense match-making begins. Throughout the cruise the singles participate in a wide variety of romantic dates, mixer parties and adventuresome excursions in many ports of call, giving them the time and space to learn more about each other. Some will make love connections. But for others, it's not smooth sailing. Either way, viewers will enjoy the fun and drama behind the competitive courtship among the women and men, all of who are hoping to hook-in a mate on this once in a lifetime journey.
  "A generation of viewers grew up watching the scripted series, The Love Boat, and, inspired by that program, Love for Sail captures the fun and adventure of what it's really like to find romance on the high seas," said Rob Sharenow, Executive Vice President, Programming, Lifetime Networks.
  Lifetime has ordered eight episodes of Love for Sail, which is produced by Studio Lambert (Undercover Boss) and executive produced by Stephen Lambert, Eli Holzman, Nancy Tellem, Deb Newmyer and Stuart Krasnow with Lifetime's Rob Sharenow, Gena McCarthy and Sandy Varo Jarrell.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "SU2129"
  Coming up: Sunday, April 8 at 7p/6c
  Ron Mott reports on a divorced mother of four, who was accused of a horrible crime and served 15 years in prison for what some say, never happened.
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" "AD HAWK"
  04/08/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE CELEBRITY TEAMS MUST PRODUCE A 60-SECOND COMMERCIAL FOR ENTERTAINMENT.COM, LEADING UP TO ANOTHER DRAMATIC BOARDROOM
  Still reeling from last week’s dramatic Boardroom, one Celebrity goes on an emotional tirade against a teammate. With the whereabouts of an AWOL Celebrity still unknown, a verbal firestorm ignites. For their task, teams must write, produce, and direct a 60-second commercial for Entertainment.com. In the end, one team hits the mark, and the other team is left to fight it out in the boardroom, where another celebrity is sent packing. Boardroom advisors: Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr. Special guest Magic Johnson.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "LIVE PERFORMANCE, WEEK 2"
  04/09/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : THE LIVE SHOWS CONTINUE – In this live performance phase of the competition, the top artists from two teams will compete against each other during a live broadcast in front of coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER 13" "EPISODE 15"
  04/10/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : THE CONTESTANTS MEET AND WORK OUT WITH FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA IN THE FIRST EVER "BIGGEST LOSER" WHITE HOUSE WORKOUT -- In part two of the series’ biggest makeover episode yet, the six remaining contestants get to meet First Lady Michelle Obama, whose Let’s Move! initiative focuses on solving the problem of childhood obesity. The First Lady talks to the contestants about how adult behavior impacts kid behavior, congratulates the contestants on being good examples of health and fitness, and visits with each player and their family members. Then it’s time for a workout they’ll never forget as trainers Bob Harper and Dolvett Quince lead the First Lady, the contestants and their families through "The Biggest Loser’s" first ever White House workout. Mrs. Obama also challenges the contestants with a competition to get more Americans healthy and active. Later, Bob tries to help a player who turns to food for comfort to deal with the stress of worrying about a loved one at home, and Dolvett puts contestants through a scenic last chance workout in front of the U.S. Capitol at the Ulysses S. Grant Memorial. Then their amazing trip to D.C. is over and they return to the ranch to weigh-in before another player is sent home.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "LIVE RESULTS, 4 GO HOME"
  04/10/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : LIVE RESULTS - America will vote to save artists on each team, leaving coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton to decide during the live results show who they will save and who will not move on. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts and Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" "LIVING DEPARTMENT STORE WINDOW"
  04/10/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : REMAINING DESIGNERS CREATE LIVE WINDOW DISPLAY -- The designers are faced with the challenge of using live models in a blank window space to feature their collections. The window will come to life on the "Fashion Star" stage. The designers who do not get bids from the retailers will find themselves on the brink of elimination. They must also impress celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos to advance. The winning designs will be available online immediately and in stores the following day. Elle Macpherson hosts and executive produces the series.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "EPISODE 3"
  04/11/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : In this outrageously funny hidden camera series, America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sends a fearless band of senior citizens to the streets to pull shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation. This week, one senior asks for help texting a very intimate message, while another tries to get signatures for a petition allowing only beautiful people to reproduce. Other pranks include a hung over stewardess complaining about passengers at an airport gate waiting area, a senior who needs a lot of help calling a relative in Europe, and a hospital patient with a very unique IV solution served by "The Love Boat" bartender Ted Lange. As star of the series, the delightful Betty White shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "041112"
  04/11/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) TBA
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2130"
  04/13/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) TBA
   

• NBC "ESCAPE ROUTES" "EPISODE 3"
  04/14/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : THE TEAMS HEAD TO ATLANTA – Six teams of two participate in a unique road trip competition series with real world challenges. In the urban challenge, teams will be given the chance to design a special backdrop for their escape with the help of a professional artist at Centennial Park. The paintings will be posted online for voting and the winning team will be revealed during the live show. In the escape challenge the teams will travel to a real fire and rescue training facility where they will undergo parts of the actual Candidate Physical Ability Test (CPAT) that all Fire Fighters must master before they can fight fires. Each team will be timed as it runs through the entire course and whoever has the fastest time wins. Rossi Morreale hosts.
   

• Syfy continues expanding its popular reality programming roster with the premiere of Dream Machines on Tuesday, April 10th.
  Dream Machines follows Florida-based brothers Marc and Shannon Parker as they take the most imaginative vehicles ever seen in movies, comic books, and TV shows, and engineer them into on the road realities. There's no design challenge too fantastical - or even impossible - for the brothers to take on, and each week they'll stop at nothing to create these one-of-a-kind "dream machines" for their vast array of celebrity and collector clients.
  Think your dream ride could only exist in the movies? Catch the sneak peek below and watch as the Parker Brothers build the impossible. Get to all of the talented designers on the official site here:
  "Vehicles From the Future - Dream Machines"
  "Meet The Parkers - Dream Machines"
   

• TLC Primetime Highlights: Week of April 8th
  Of note this week: Season premiere - SAY YES TO THE DRESS: BRIDESMAIDS Season 2- Friday, April 13th
  Series premiere
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: ABROAD- Monday, April 2nd
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: CANADA- Monday, April 2nd
  TLC UNDERCOVER BOSS: ABROAD #806 - MOLSON COORS CANADA
  With CEO Dave Perkins being too recognizable for the job, Chief Legal Officer Kelly Brown goes undercover at Molson Coors to see what's brewing and gets down to the basics of beer production in Canada's oldest and most famous brewery.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 8th
  9:00 PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #5 - EPISODE 5
  It's Christmas on Long Island and in true holiday fashion, Theresa spreads
  the gift of giving when she brings her family to volunteer at a local soup
  kitchen. When spirit interrupts Theresa's philanthropy, a skeptic is left
  in absolute shock.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 8th
  9:30 PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #6 - EPISODE 6
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 8th
  10:00 PM ET/PT
  LEAVE IT TO NIECY #6 - TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 8th
  10:30 PM ET/PT
  LEAVE IT TO NIECY #5 - MERRY MITZVAH!
  It's Christmas time and Niecy wants to start some new holiday traditions.
  But perhaps the most holiday cheer will come to Miss Margaret when she
  receives the gift she's been wanting most... a man.
   

• TLC Monday, April 9th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: ABROAD #802 - PIZZA PIZZA
  Pizza Pizza CEO Paul Goddard goes undercover in the nation's number one pizza mega brand, and learns that making dough and delivering pizza serves up some challenges he never imagined.
   

• TLC Monday, April 9th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  Series premiere
  MAMA'S BOYS OF THE BRONX- Monday, April 9th
  TLC shares a slice of the real Little Italy with MAMA'S BOYS OF THE BRONX, an eight-part series that follows five proud Italian-American men who grew up together and have plenty in common - they're attractive, employed, in their 30's and unapologetically still live with their mothers.
  MAMA'S BOYS OF THE BRONX #1
  Peter is thinking of proposing to his girlfriend. The guys, hardcore bachelors, have their doubts and decide to take Peter for a wild night out to "celebrate". Frankie and Anthony meet two special ladies. Anthony takes his girl home and the next morning, his mother catches him red-handed sneaking his date out of the house. For Frankie, it may be love because he decides to bring his lady home for a proper meeting with the most important woman in his life, his mother.
  Link to Promo (password: TLC): Video
   

• TLC Monday, April 9th 10:30 PM ET/PT
  MAMA'S BOYS OF THE BRONX #2
  Peter is preparing a surprise birthday party for his long-term girlfriend but the bigger surprise is that he plans to take the leap and propose to her in front of all their friends. Meanwhile Chip, a personal trainer, works with his most difficult client.
   

• TLC Tuesday, April 10th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #7 - A VERY KLEIN CHRISTMAS
  Bill and Jen are looking forward to a big holiday celebration in their new home and this year both of their families are coming to Houston... And they are all staying with Bill & Jen! But during the visit, they wonder if their surrogate Cindy is pregnant.
   

• TLC Tuesday, April 10th 10:30 PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #8 - READY, SET, RELAX!
  Life has gotten pretty stressful between busy holidays, work and the recent surrogacy attempt, so Bill has decided to take Jen to Galveston for a surprise weekend at the beach. The time allows them to discuss their most pressing concern, becoming parents.
   

• TLC Wednesday, April 11th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  TODDLERS & TIARAS (SEASON 5) #9 - EPISODE 9
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Friday, April 13th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS: BRIDESMAIDS (SEASON 2) #1 - MAID OF HONORZILLA
  Bride Meghan wants all her bridesmaids, including the Maid and Matron of Honor, to wear gray dresses. But her Maid of Honor stubbornly refuses. She wants to wear a bright fuchsia dress because she believes the rest of the Bridesmaids are in a class below her and she wants to stand out. She starts a vicious argument with the Bride that threatens their friendship. And another bride's vision of a one-shoulder gown doesn't work for her busty Maid of Honor.
   

• TLC Friday, April 13th 9:30 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS: BRIDESMAIDS (SEASON 2) # 2 - NOT SO IDENTICAL TWINS
  Bride Dianna wants her sister to wear a dress for the first time in 15 years. Bride Amber wants a dress in "Azalea Leaf Green" but her sister is not on board. Lori must find a way to please the bride, and make sure the sisterly bond remains intact!
   

• TLC Friday, April 13th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING (SEASON 2) #4 - LOVE CONQUERS ALL
  Marrying outside of the Gypsy and traveler community is considered taboo, but for a brave few, love can trump tradition. This episode delves into the cultural divide when gypsies and non-gypsies come together for love.
  

RERUNS

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS: 2205
  HALLOWEENERS VS. WIENERS, AND A DANCE MONTAGE TO LADY GAGA'S "BORN THIS WAY," ON ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2205" - This week's highlights include videos of Halloween mishaps, with a costumed toddler who is terrified of his own reflection, a dance montage to Lady Gaga's popular song "Born This Way," Halloweeners versus wieners, and Tom continues the excitement playing Too Far? Too Short? Just Right?, on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, APRIL 8 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/13/11)
   

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: 7:15 A.M.
  MARY MARGARET AND DAVID CONTINUE TO GRAPPLE WITH THEIR UNREQUITED LOVE, AND SNOW WHITE TRIES TO EASE HER BREAKING HEART AS PRINCE CHARMING'S WEDDING TO KING MIDAS'S DAUGHTER APPROACHES, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Alan Dale ("Lost") Guest Stars as King George
  "7:15 A.M." - Mary Margaret and David continue to grapple with their unrequited love, and Emma and Regina grow suspicious over a mysterious new stranger in town. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, Snow White yearns to ease her breaking heart as Prince Charming's wedding to King Midas's daughter approaches, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, APRIL 8 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/22/12)
  Guest starring are Lee Arenberg as Leroy/Grumpy, Anastasia Griffith as Kathryn/Abigail, Meghan Ory as Ruby/Red Riding Hood, Alan Dale as King George, Kwesi Ameyaw as Dr. Thatcher, Eion Bailey as stranger, Jonathan Holmes as majordomo, Michasha Armstrong as guard, Geoff Gustafson as Stealthy, David-Paul Grove as Doc, Gabe Khouth as Sneezy, Faustino Di Bauda as Sleepy, Jeffrey Kaiser as Dopey, Michael Coleman as Happy and Mig Macario as Bashful.
  The story for"7:15 A.M." was by Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz, and the teleplay by Daniel T. Thomsen. Ralph Hemecker directed.
   

• ABC SCANDAL (4/9; PROGRAM CHANGE)
  YOUNG LAWYER QUINN PERKINS IS OFFERED A JOB WITH THE CRISIS MANAGEMENT FIRM OLIVIA POPE AND ASSOCIATES, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Sweet Baby" -- Young lawyer Quinn Perkins is offered a job with the crisis management firm Olivia Pope and Associates. Quinn is in awe. Olivia Pope is the former communications director to the President. She and her team of "gladiators in suites" will do whatever it takes to make their clients' problems go away, and newbie Quinn is initiated into the group with trial by fire on day one. Olivia's former boss, President Fitzgerald Grant and his chief of staff, Cyrus Beene are never far from her beat - and when a White House intern accuses the President of having an affair, Olivia is the only one they trust to diffuse the problem. But the news hits close to home for Olivia, and Quinn soon realizes Olivia's clients aren't the only ones with secrets, on "Scandal," tonight, MONDAY, APRIL 9 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/5/12)
  Note: This program replaces "Castle: Kill shot."
  Guest starring Joshua Malina as David, Wes Brown as Sully St. James, Liza Weil as Amanda Tanner, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant and Leslie Grossman as Lisa.
  "Sweet Baby" was written by Shonda Rhimes and directed by Paul McGuigan.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: Tree of Strife
  MANDY GETS TO MEET HER IDOL -- KIM KARDASHIAN - AND THE OUTCOME IS BETTER THAN SHE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED, ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  Guest Stars Include Shaun Robinson ("Access Hollywood" Correspondent)
  "Tree of Strife" - When the overzealous Mandy gets the chance to meet her idol, Kim Kardashian, things don't go exactly as planned, but the outcome is better than she could have ever imagined. Meanwhile, Mike doesn't want "The Man" ordering him to cut down a damaged tree on his own property and rallies the family to protest down at City Hall, on "Last Man Standing," TUESDAY, APRIL 10 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/7/12)
  Guest starring in "Tree of Strife" is Kim Kardashian as herself, Shaun Robinson as entertainment reporter and Andrew Daly as Peckem.
  "Tree of Strife" was written by Kevin Hench and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC 10:00 PM-11:00 PM REVENGE: FROM THE BEGINNING
  Recapping the story so far on "Revenge".
   

• ABC PREMIERE EVENT, TITANIC, PREMIERES SATURDAY, APRIL 14
  ABC PREMIERE EVENT, “TITANIC,” WRITTEN BY JULIAN FELLOWES, ACADEMY AWARD, EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, SET TO PREMIERE SATURDAY, APRIL 14
  Linus Roache, Geraldine Somerville, Perdita Weeks and Maria Doyle Kennedy Are Among the Spectacular International Cast
   

• CBS ALICIA TAKES A CRASH COURSE IN ENGLISH LAW WHEN A CASE BECOMES AN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE GOOD WIFE,” ON SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  Emmy Award Winner Eddie Izzard (“The Riches”) Guest Stars as Queen’s Council James Thrush
  “The Death Zone” – When Alicia wins a verdict in a libel case involving a British businessman, she must quickly learn to navigate English Law when the case is retried in British court via satellite, on a rebroadcast of “THE GOOD WIFE,” Sunday, April 8 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award winner Eddie Izzard (“The Riches”) guest stars as Queen’s Council James Thrush. (Originally broadcast 10/2/11.)
  TELEPLAY BY: Robert and Michelle King
  STORY BY: Leonard Dick
  DIRECTED BY: Jim McKay
   

• CBS SHELDON ENCOUNTERS HIS OLD NEMESIS, WIL WHEATON, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, APRIL 12
  “Star Trek: The Next Generation’s” Wil Wheaton and Brent Spiner
  Guest Star as Themselves
  “The Russian Rocket Reaction” – Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a party at Wil Wheaton’s house, and Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 12 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. “Star Trek: The Next Generation’s” Wil Wheaton and Brent Spiner guest star as themselves. (Originally broadcast 10/13/11.)
  STORY BY: Bill Prady, Steven Molaro and Jim Reynolds
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS SHELDON CRAVES MOTHERLY LOVE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY," AT A SPECIAL TIME, THURSDAY, APRIL 12
  Laurie Metcalf Reprises Her Role as Sheldon’s Mother
  “The Rhinitis Revelation” – Sheldon competes with the gang for his mother’s attention when she comes to visit, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, at a special time, Thursday, April 12 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Laurie Metcalf reprises her role as Sheldon’s mom. (Originally broadcast 10/20/11.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Steve Holland
  TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady, Steven Molaro and Jim Reynolds
  DIRECTED BY: Howard Murray
   

• CBS SOPHIE TESTS MAX AND CAROLINE TO SEE IF THEY’RE ADEPT ENOUGH TO WORK AS MAIDS FOR HER CLEANING BUSINESS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, THURSDAY, APRIL 12
  Jennifer Coolidge Returns Stars As Sophie, An Upstairs Neighbor
  “And The Blind Spot” – Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, on a special night and time, Thursday, April 12 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Coolidge returns as Sophie, an upstairs neighbor. (Originally broadcast 2/6/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michelle Nader
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS REESE AND FINCH ARE BAFFLED WHEN THE MACHINE DELIVERS MULTIPLE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, THURSDAY, APRIL 12
  “Number Crunch” – As Detective Carter deals with the fallout from her recent encounter with Reese and Finch, The Machine ups the ante for the duo by giving them four Social Security numbers instead of one, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, at a special time, Thursday, April 12 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/15/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Patrick Harbinson
  DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Hunt
   

• CBS ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11, MAC AND THE TEAM RECALL SPECIFIC MOMENTS FROM THAT DAY THAT WERE INDELIBLY BURNED IN THEIR MIND, ON A REBROADCAST OF "CSI: NY," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, APRIL 14
  Academy Award Nominee Robert Forster (“Jackie Brown,” “Alcatraz”) Guest Stars as Retired Fire Chief Joe Vincent, an Old Friend of Mac’s
  Jaime Ray Newman (“Eastwick,” “General Hospital”) Guest Stars as Mac’s Late Wife, Claire Taylor
  "Indelible" — On the 10th anniversary of 9/11, Mac and the team remember specific moments from that day that were indelibly burned in their mind, on a rebroadcast of "CSI: NY," at a special night and time, Saturday, April 14 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 9/23/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Zachary Reiter and John Dove
  DIRECTED BY: Frederick E. O. Toye
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 10 (Re-run)
  “90210” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Babes in Toyland” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  SARA FOSTER GUEST STARS — Naomi’s (AnnaLynne McCord) sister Jen (guest star Sara Foster) arrives with her son for a surprise visit. Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) and Dixon (Tristan Wilds) land a meeting with a major movie producer to discuss music on his next film, but are sabotaged by Vanessa (guest star Arielle Kebbel). Meanwhile, Silver (Jessica Stroup) gets accepted into New York University and Ivy (Gillian Zinser) attracts attention in the underground scene when she switches to a less conventional style of art. Shenae Grimes, Matt Lanter and Michael Steger also star. Michael Zinberg directed the episode written by Liz Phang (#417).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 (Re-run)
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: BRITISH INVASION” –
  (8:00-9:00p.m. ET)
  “Beverly Johnson” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE MODELS HEAD TO TORONTO FOR FASHION WEEK — The women head to Toronto for fashion week where they have to go on castings to book modeling jobs. Some of the models get discouraged when they don’t book any runway shows. At the photo shoot, the women pose in foliage while being covered in maple syrup. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge Beverly Johnson and Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1805).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 12 (Re-run)
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “All My Children” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  A FLIP OF THE COIN — After starting her day with a startling discovery of Damon’s (Ian Somerhalder) latest indiscretion, Elena (Nina Dobrev) is frustrated to find that none of her friends agree with her on how they should react to the Original family’s internal power struggle. Once again caught up in the destiny of the Bennett witches, Bonnie (Kat Graham) and Abby (guest star Persia White) find themselves playing a part in a ritual to appease the spirits of nature. When Elijah (guest star Daniel Gillies) gives Damon and Stefan (Paul Wesley) a dangerous ultimatum that puts Elena in danger, they turn to Alaric (Matt Davis) and Meredith (guest star Torrey Devitto) for help with a plan that leads them to a terrible choice. Candice Accola also stars. Pascal Verschooris directed the episode written by Evan Bleiweiss & Michael Narducci (#315).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 12 (Re-run)
  “THE SECRET CIRCLE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Return” (TV-PG, DV) (HDTV)
  CASSIE'S PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT HER — Cassie (Britt Robertson) is stunned when a notoriously evil figure from her past shows up on her doorstep (guest star Joe Lando, “Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman”). However, her surprise quickly turns to suspicion when he asks her to return the medallion she found in the wreckage of the fire that killed their parents. Cassie storms off but is captured by Eben and his band of witch hunters. Jake (Chris Zylka) offers to trade himself for Cassie’s freedom and when Adam (Thomas Dekker) realizes they’re in trouble he calls the Circle. Meanwhile, Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) and Diana (Shelley Hennig) are concerned when Melissa starts spending more time with Callum (guest star Michael Graziadei). Gale Harold and Natasha Henstridge also star. Brad Turner directed the episode written by David Ehrman (#115).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 13 (Re-run)
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Origins” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  NIKITA FINDS OUT HOW DIVISION STARTED — Nikita (Maggie Q) and Michael (Shane West) try to help Carla (guest star Erica Gimpel) remember her past, which holds the key to taking down Division. Carla recounts the night Nikita was arrested and Nikita is stunned at what she learns. Meanwhile, Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) shows up at a Zetrov press conference where Semak (guest star Peter J. Lucas) is speaking and announces that she’s Alexandra Udinov. Alex demands a trade – her mother for the empire. Melinda Clarke, Xander Berkeley and Aaron Stanford also star. Brad Turner directed the episode written by Albert Kim (#215).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 13 (Re-run)
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Slash Fiction” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  DOUBLE THE WINCHESTERS, DOUBLE THE FUN — Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) are once again on the FBI’s “Most Wanted” list when two Leviathans clone the brothers and go on a killing spree. The subject of a nationwide manhunt, Sam and Dean need to drop off the grid so Bobby (Jim Beaver) sends them to Frank Deveraux (guest star Kevin R. McNally), a quirky surveillance expert, for help. Meanwhile, Bobby continues to search for a way to kill the Levianthans, or at least slow them down, so the real Winchesters can stop their evil doppelgangers. John Showalter directed the episode written by Robbie Thompson (#706).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LISA ADDS NEW FRIENDS ON SPRINGFACE ON "THE SIMPSONS" SUNDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  Armie Hammer ("The Social Network") Makes Guest Voice Appearance
  As the mastermind and creator of the online social networking phenomenon SpringFace, Lisa is called to trial when Springfield's obsession with the site becomes chaotic and dysfunctional. Lisa recounts her story and explains that she created the site after realizing she had no real friends. But as SpringFace expands and Springfield's fixation with the site causes mass hysteria, Lisa begins to realize that adding thousands of friends online did not compare to having real friendships. Later, Patty and Selma compete against the Winklevoss twins (guest star Hammer) in the rowing event at the 2012 Olympic Games in the "The D'oh-cial Network" episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 8 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2304) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Armie Hammer as the Winklevoss twins
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JR. IS THE “LADIES’” MAN OF THE HOUSE ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” SUNDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  Rosie Perez (“Lipstick Jungle”) makes a special Guest Voice appearance
  When Jr. starts dating a very attractive young lady, Cleveland gets green with envy and suspicious of her motives. When things start to get serious between the two young lovers, Cleveland suspects that the young woman is using Jr. to get a green card in the “Y Tu Jr. Tambien” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 8 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-311) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Voice Cast: Rosie Perez as Choni; Johnny Bench as himself; Glenn Howerton as Ernie; Aseem Barta as Sharla and Whitney; Eudrine Ganem as Latina Girl; Elia Saldana as Latina Bomshell/Cecilia; Jess Harnell as Tim; John Veiner as Balladeer and Agent #1
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MOE’S BAR RAG LIVES TO TELL HIS STORY ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  Jeremy Irons (“The Borgias”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
  After Moe is heckled for not having any real companions, Moe’s best friend and beloved bar rag (guest voice Irons) narrates his incredible thousand-year journey to Springfield. Beginning in the Middle Ages, the bar rag was loomed into a beautiful and ornate medieval tapestry and traveled around the globe through the hands of royalty, before finding himself at Moe’s Tavern. Meanwhile, Bart begs Milhouse for forgiveness after the two friends get into a tiff, and when the bar rag goes missing, Moe realizes that he has more friends than he thought in the “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2305) (TV-PG V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Jeremy Irons as Bar Rag
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  “BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  BOB SEES THE DARK SIDE OF MINOR LEAGUE SPORTS ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  Robert Ben Garant (“Reno 911!”) and Kevin Kline Make Guest Voice Appearances
  Bob’s hero, a washed-up baseball player named Torpedo Jones (guest voice Garant), starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends Bob, but the dark underbelly of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers in the “Torpedo” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-112) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Robert Ben Garant as Torpedo Jones
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE GRIFFINS STRIKE IT RICH ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded in the “Lottery Fever” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-901) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney; Adam West as Mayor West; Judy Greer as Showgirl Dancer.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 8
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ROGER PLAYS PARENTAL UNIT ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  When Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, he gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department, leading to Steve’s BFF Principal Brian Lewis’ (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) dismissal. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping in the “A Ward Show” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 14
  --“ALCATRAZ”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  Music cannot soothe the savage beast ON “ALCATRAZ” SATURDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  Rami Malek (“Night at the Museum”) Guest-Stars
  Rebecca, Doc, and Hauser set out to capture musically-inclined serial killer Webb Porter (guest star Malek), an unknown ’63 who returns more violent than ever in the “Webb Porter” episode of ALCATRAZ airing Saturday, April 14 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (ALC-111) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Rami Malek as Webb Porter
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 14
  —“NEW GIRL”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS HAS HER FIRST DATE WITH RUSSELL ON “NEW GIRL” SATURDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”), Martin Starr (“Party Down”) and Kali Hawk (“Bridesmaids”) Guest-Star
  Jess’ sophisticated date with Russell (guest star Mulroney) doesn’t go as planned. Meanwhile, Nick’s college friend visits and brings out Nick’s inner frat boy to help him get over his break-up with Julia. Also, Winston panics when Shelby goes on a “girls” vacation and Schmidt and Cece try to keep their relationship under the covers, but one of the friends finds out their secret in the “Fancyman (Pt. 2)” episode of NEW GIRL airing Saturday, April 14 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-118) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Dermot Mulroney as Russell; Martin Starr as Dirk; Kali Hawk as Shelby
   

• NBC "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" 04/13/2012 8:00 PM
  LIONEL RICHIE (TV-PG)
  R&B SUPERSTAR LIONEL RICHIE UNRAVELS THE MYSTERY OF HIS PAST – Music runs deep in singer/songwriter Lionel Richie’s life, especially due to the close bond he had with his maternal grandmother, Adelaide Towson, who taught music at Tuskegee University. Although they had an incredible relationship, Richie knows nothing about her ancestry and is driven to solve the mystery surrounding the identity of her father. Richie sets out on a journey that will take him from his childhood neighborhood in Tuskegee to Nashville where his great grandfather helped sow the seeds of the Civil Rights movement. A trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee will uncover more clues to the identity of those who paved the way for him.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "OFFICIAL STORY"
  04/14/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : WHEN THE CEO OF A PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTOR IS FOUND ASSAULTED, THE DA’S OFFICE JOINS THE SVU DETECTIVES TO INVESTIGATE A MOTIVE WITH INTERNATIONAL TIES. HARRY CONNICK JR. GUEST STARS.
  The powerful CEO of a private military contractor is confronted by protesters and later found drugged and sexually assaulted in a park. Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) begin their investigation but find the victim unwilling to cooperate. As the SVU squad and Executive ADA David Haden (guest star Harry Connick Jr.) explore the motives behind the attack, a much larger crime and conspiracy in Iraq is unveiled. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.) Laura Benanti (Maria Grazie) also guest stars.
   

• TLC Monday, April 9th 8:00 PM ET/PT
  Marathon UNDERCOVER BOSS
  

OTHER

• Beginning March 26, XfintyTV.com will have Showtime's Nurse Jackie, The Big C, and The Borgias, available nationally two weeks BEFORE their television premieres on April 8.
   

• TCM Peter O'Toole Takes Center Stage in New TCM Special
  Peter O'Toole: Live from the TCM Classic Film Festival
  As a prelude to the opening of the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival, Turner Classic Movies (TCM) will air a special on-air tribute to eight-time Oscar® nominee and honorary Academy Award® recipient Peter O'Toole, who took center stage at last year's festival. On Wednesday, April 11, TCM will premiere Peter O'Toole: Live from the TCM Classic Film Festival, a one-hour special taped at the 2011 festival in which TCM host Robert Osborne interviews the legendary actor in front of an audience of festival attendees.
  Peter O'Toole: Live from the TCM Classic Film Festival is set to premiere at 8 p.m. (ET). The special will be followed by three O'Toole classics. The following is the complete schedule for the evening (all times Eastern):
  8 p.m. - Peter O'Toole: Live from the TCM Classic Film Festival (2012) - Premiere
  9 p.m. - The Lion in Winter (1968)
  11:30 p.m. - Peter O'Toole: Live from the TCM Film Festival (2012) - Encore
  12:30 a.m. - Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
  4:30 a.m. - The Day They Robbed The Bank of England (1960)
  "We all have our favorite actors, and when people ask me about mine, one name I always mention is Peter O'Toole," Osborne says in his introduction to the special. "He's not only a favorite actor but a great actor."
  Osborne goes on to say, "It's no secret Peter O'Toole is a very private man, so we were especially pleased when he accepted our invitation to fly from his home in London to join us at the second TCM Classic Film Festival in Hollywood. During his visit, he was given the rare honor of placing his hand and footprints in the forecourt of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. I was very pleased to host the ceremony, which was attended by many of Peter's friends, his family and his fans. Then Peter and I sat down for an in-depth interview in front of a live audience. He was charming, delightful, classy, very funny and a perfect guest. We had a wonderful time."
  In the special, O'Toole keeps the audience enraptured with stories from his life and career. He recalls his earliest memories of going to the movies as a child, an activity usually prefaced with a milkshake. He remembers his earliest movie experience was going to see the Marx Brothers in A Day at the Races (1937) with his father, a racing bookie. He also talks about his first career as a journalist, his stint in the Royal Navy during the Korean War and his decision to become an actor.
  Osborne and O'Toole then launch into a detailed discussion about his film career, beginning with some memorable words he received from director David Lean during his first day on the set of Lawrence of Arabia: "Pete, this is the beginning of a great adventure."
  The special wraps with O'Toole providing his personal definition of acting: "In the beginning was the word and the word was made flesh. That is, to me, is what acting is. You make the words flesh."
   

• Third-Annual TCM Classic Film Festival Set for April 12-15, 2012
  Star-Studded Event to Celebrate Style in the Movies
  Turner Classic Movies (TCM) will be heading to Hollywood in style for the third edition of the TCM Classic Film Festival, the network’s star-studded event to be held Thursday, April 12 – Sunday, April 15, 2012. TCM will welcome classic movie fans from around the globe for the four-day cinematic celebration.
  The central theme of the 2012 edition of the TCM Classic Film Festival will be a celebration of style in the movies, from fashion to architecture to production design. The theme will touch on both the influence that movies have on popular styles and the impact that current trends have on the movies. Whether it’s the look of a film’s sets, costumes, title design or movie poster, this theme will put the Hollywood aesthetic in whole new light.
  The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, which has a longstanding role in movie history and was the site of the first Oscars® ceremony, will once again serve as the official hotel for the festival, as well as a central gathering point for attendees. Screenings and events will also be held at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, the Chinese 6 Theatres and the Egyptian Theatre. TCM Classic Film Festival Hollywood 2012 Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey, Debbie Reynolds, Film Noir Stars Peggy Cummins, Rhonda Fleming and Marsha Hunt And Silent Era Child Star "Baby Peggy" Diana Serra Cary, Slated to Attend the TCM Classic Film Festival
  Passes Now on Sale Now for Four-Day Festival, Coming to Hollywood April 12-15, 2012
  Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey, Debbie Reynolds and "Baby Peggy" Diana Serra Cary, along with film noir leading ladies Peggy Cummins, Rhonda Fleming and Marsha Hunt are the latest stars scheduled to appear at the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival.
  Also announced today, the festival will feature the North American premiere of a new 75th anniversary restoration of Jean Renoir's powerful POW drama Grand Illusion (1937), widely regarded as one of the greatest films ever made. And the Mont Alto Motion Picture Orchestra will provide a live musical accompaniment for a screening of the silent Douglas Fairbanks fantasy-adventure The Thief of Bagdad (1924).
  The 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival will take pace Thursday, April 12 – Sunday, April 15, 2012, in Hollywood. Passes are on sale now through the official festival website: tcm.com/festival.
  TCM Classic Film Festival Continues to Expand In Final Weeks before April 12 Opening
  Latest Additions Include Star-Studded Appearances, Noted Film Historians, An Opening-Night Poolside Screening of High Society (1956) And a Vanity Fair Showcase of Architecture in Film
  Complete Schedule for 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival
  Now Available at http://www.tcm.com/festival
  With just over two weeks left before opening day, the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival continues to expand its already-packed slate with new events and live appearances:
  2012 TCM Classic Film Festival to Honor Kim Novak
  The 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival will honor actress Kim Novak with a multi-tiered celebration of her extraordinary career. Among the events, Novak will have her hand and footprints enshrined in concrete in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater. She will also join TCM host Robert Osborne for an in-depth conversation to be taped in front of a live audience for airing on TCM later. And she will introduce a screening of Alfred Hitchcock's suspenseful classic Vertigo (1958). The TCM Classic Film Festival takes place Thursday, April 12 - Sunday, April 15, in Hollywood.
  "From thrillers like Hitchcock's Vertigo, to romantic dramas such as Picnic, noirish classics like The Man with the Golden Arm, comedies such as Bell, Book and Candle and musicals like Pal Joey, Kim Novak has made us fall in love with her time and time again," Osborne said. "Our celebration of Kim Novak and her career is certain to be one of the highlights of the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival."
  Novak and Osborne's conversation will air on TCM next year as an original special entitled Kim Novak: Live from the TCM Classic Film Festival. The chat will be taped Friday, April 13, at The Avalon, the latest venue to join the festival lineup. Built in 1927, the historic landmark has hosted the likes of Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis, Judy Garland, Bing Crosby, The Beatles, Fred Astaire, Jimmy Durant and Merv Griffin's iconic talk show.
  Kim Novak: Live at the TCM Classic Film Festival follows in the footsteps of previous Live from the TCM Classic Film Festival specials. At least year's festival, Osborne interviewed Peter O'Toole for a special airing Wednesday, April 11, at 8 p.m. (ET). And in 2010, Osborne interviewed two-time Oscar® winner Luis Rainer, who was 100 at the time.
  Novak's hand and footprints ceremony will take place Saturday, April 14, in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater. This marks the second consecutive year TCM has featured hand and footprint ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theater. Last year, Peter O'Toole was the honoree.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC ON ABC'S DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (4/1)
  SUSAN DISCOVERS THAT MIKE HAD BEEN KEEPING A SECRET FROM HER FOR YEARS, AND BREE ATTEMPTS TO HIRE A HIGH-POWERED ATTORNEY WHEN SHE BECOMES THE PRIME SUSPECT IN THE MURDER OF GABY'S STEPFATHER, ON ABC'S "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"
  Scott Bakula Guest Stars as Attorney Trip Weston
  "With So Little to Be Sure Of" - Susan discovers that Mike had been hiding a secret from her for years; Bree attempts to hire a high-powered attorney (Scott Bakula) when she becomes the prime suspect in the murder of Gaby's stepfather; Gaby discovers a sexy way to earn a bigger commission at her new job as a personal shopper; and while Lynette continues to try and win Tom back, girlfriend Jane does everything in her power to ensure that the two carry through with their divorce, on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, APRIL 1 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Andrea Parker as Jane, Joel Murray as Alan, Andrea Bowen as Julie Mayer, Tuc Watkins as Bob Hunter, Kevin Rahm as Lee McDermott, Michael Dempsey as Det. Murphy, Jose Zuniga as Det. Heredia, Sarah Zimmerman as Jennie, Matt Winston as Lazaro, Scott Bakula as Trip Weston, Stephanie Jones as Laura, Mary Jo Catlett as Debi Brown, Bill Stevenson as Barry, Steven Connor as Jack, Sean Kanan as Jason, Nancy Youngblut as Mrs. Howe, Sharon Muthu as police clerk and Jefferson Cox as male stripper.
  "With So Little to Be Sure Of" was written by Marco Pennette and directed by Tara Nicole Weyr.
   

• ABC EMMA CONTINUES HER SEARCH FOR EVIDENCE TO PROVE MARY MARGARET’S INNOCENCE IN KATHRYN’S MURDER, AND REGINA MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN BETROTHVING A ROYAL OR BETRAYING HER MOTHER AND MARRYING A COMMONER, ON ABC’S “ONCE UPON A TIME” Barbara Hershey Guest Stars as Fairytale Land Regina’s Mother, Cora
  Alan Dale (“Lost”) Guest Stars as District Attorney Albert Spencer/King George
  Richard Schiff (“The West Wing”) Guest Stars as King Leopold
  “The Stable Boy” – Emma continues her exhaustive search for evidence that will prove Mary Margaret’s innocence in the murder of David’s wife, Kathryn. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was and before evil blackened her soul, Regina must choose between betraying her mother, Cora (Barbara Hershey), and marrying for true love, or betrothing royalty and living a regal – but loveless – life; and the event that caused the Evil Queen to loathe Snow White is revealed, on “Once Upon a Time,” SUNDAY, APRIL 1 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Anastasia Griffith as Kathryn/Abigail, Meghan Ory as Ruby/Red, Tony Perez as valet/father, Giancarlo Esposito as Sidney/The Mirror, Alan Dale as Albert Spencer/King George, Barbara Hershey as Cora, Noah Bean as Daniel/stable boy, Richard Schiff as King Leopold and Bailee Madison as young Snow White.
  ”The Stable Boy” was written by Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz and directed by Dean White.
   

• ABC THE CHURCH FUNDRAISER BRINGS SHERYL CROW TO HILLSIDE PARK, ON ABC’S “GCB”
  Sheryl Crow Performs & Guest Stars as Herself
  Tom Everett Scott, Eric Winter and Bruce Boxleitner Guest Star “Forbidden Fruit” – Heather brings Sheryl Crow to perform at the annual church fundraiser with a little help from her client and new love interest, Andrew (Tom Everett Scott), but it’s Gigi who steals the show with Burl (Bruce Boxleitner), while Carlene and Amanda find another reason to disagree with each other, on “GCB,” SUNDAY, APRIL 1 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “Forbidden Fruit” guest stars Tom Everett Scott as Andrew Remington, Eric Winter as Luke Lourd, Tyler Jacob Moore as Pastor John Tudor, Bruce Boxleitner as Burl Lourd, Hartley Sawyer as Bozman Peacham and Sheryl Crow as herself.
  “Forbidden Fruit” was written by Laurie McCarthy and directed by Randy Zisk.
   

• ABC CASTLE: The Limey
  CASTLE & BECKETT TRY TO SOLVE THE MURDER OF A BRITISH MODEL, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Brett Tucker and Charles Shaughnessy Guest Star
  "The Limey" - A devilishly handsome detective from Scotland Yard, Simon Hunt (Brett Tucker, "Off the Map," "Spartacus," guest stars), teams up with Castle & Beckett to find the person responsible for the murder of his friend's daughter. Also, Charles Shaughnessy ("Days of Our Lives") plays Nigel Winthrop, the Deputy General at the British Consulate whom Castle & Beckett suspect is up to more than just ambassadorial balls and diplomatic luncheons. Meanwhile, Lanie convinces Beckett that she needs to make a move on Castle before it is too late, on "Castle," MONDAY, APRIL 2 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Cast: Brett Tucker as Simon Hunt, Charles Shaugnessy as Nigel Winthrop, Danielle Bisutti as Claire Panchard, and Omar J. Dorsey as Biggie Slim.
  "The Limey" was written by Elizabeth Davis and directed by Bill Roe.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF: Going Viral, Part 2
  THE TEAM STRUGGLES TO FIND A CURE FOR A RAPIDLY SPREADING VIRUS OUTBREAK, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Guest Starring Luke Perry as CDC Officer Dr. Charlie Stafford And Dean Norris as Special Agent in Charge Brendan Johnson
  "Going Viral," Part II - As the death toll continues to rise, the team needs to move quickly to figure out how to treat this virus and, more importantly, who is spreading it, on "Body of Proof," TUESDAY, APRIL 3 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Luke Perry as Dr. Charlie Stafford, Dean Norris as S.A.C. Brendan Johnson, Nick Stahl as Marcel Trevino and Julie Jenkins as Julie Tompkins. "Going Viral" Part II was written by Diane Ademu-John and directed by Tom Verica.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral) - SEASON FINALE
  THE FRIENDS FIND THEMSLEVES AT YET ANOTHER WEDDING -- WILL THERE BE "DRAMA"? -- ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  Brian Austin Green Guest Stars; Stephen Guarino and Larry Wilmore Reprise Their Roles
  "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)" - The gang find themselves at yet another wedding, this time the nuptials of Derrick (Stephen Guarino reprising his role) and Eric (Nate Smith). Will there be "DRAMA," to quote Derrick? Of course, as Brad struggles to tell Jane something important; Jane tries to find a way to help Eric hide the fact that the pricey reception must be downscaled; and Max tries to find the courage to perform with his old all-male Madonna cover band. Meanwhile, a dateless Penny is sad that she's at another wedding, alone, until she meets cute guy Chris (Brian Austin Green) via Skype, on "Happy Endings," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Larry Wilmore also guest stars as Brad's boss, Mr. Forristal.
  Guest starring are Brian Ausin Green as Chris, Stephen Guarino as Derrick, Nate Smith as Eric, Larry Wilmore as Mr. Forristal, Daniel Rhyder as Pitchy Pete, Michael Rubenstone as Hugh and Richard John Reliford as Jeff.
  "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)" was written by Josh Bycel & Leila Strachan and directed by Rob Greenberg.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: The Lion Sleeps Tonight
  A LION IS FOUND ROAMING SEATTLE, AND MARK CONSIDERS TAKING THE NEXT STEP WITH JULIA, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" - A lion breaks loose in Seattle, leaving a couple's lives and relationship at risk; Lexie overhears Mark's discussion about moving in with Julia; Teddy begins to take steps towards coming to terms with Henry's death; Callie grills Arizona on her past lovers; and Alex requests to be taken off Morgan's preemie case when she becomes too dependent on him. Meanwhile, Meredith tries to be a support for Cristina as the tension between her and Owen hits a boiling point, on Grey's Anatomy, THURSDAY, APRIL 5 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Elizabeth Franz as Emma, Rance Howard as Martin, Amanda Fuller as Intern Morgan and Danny Strong as Paul.
  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" was written by Stacy McKee and directed by Mark Jackson.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Sweet Baby -- PREMIERE
  EVERYONE HAS SECRETS, BUT ONLY OLIVIA POPE CAN MAKE THEM GO AWAY, ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington) has dedicated her life to protecting and defending the public images of the nation's elite and keeping their secrets under wraps. Revered and feared at the same time, one time communications director to the President of the United States left the White House to open her own prominent crisis management firm. Olivia is hoping to start a new chapter in her life -both professionally and personally-but she can't seem to completely cut ties with her past. Slowly it becomes apparent that her dysfunctional staff, who specialize in fixing other people's lives, can't quite fix the ones closest at hand -- their own - in ABC's midseason drama, "Scandal."
  In the series premiere, "Sweet Baby," young lawyer Quinn Perkins is offered a job with the crisis management firm Olivia Pope and Associates. Quinn is in awe. Olivia Pope is the former communications director to the President. She and her team of "gladiators in suites" will do whatever it takes to make their clients' problems go away, and newbie Quinn is initiated into the group with trial by fire on day one. Olivia's former boss, President Fitzgerald Grant and his chief of staff, Cyrus Beene are never far from her beat - and when a White House intern accuses the President of having an affair, Olivia is the only one they trust to diffuse the problem. But the news hits close to home for Olivia, and Quinn soon realizes Olivia's clients aren't the only ones with secrets. "Scandal" premieres THURSDAY, APRIL 5 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Scandal" stars Kerry Washington ("Ray") as Olivia Pope, Henry Ian Cusick ("Lost") as Stephen Finch, Columbus Short ("Stomp the Yard") as Harrison Wright, Guillermo Diaz ("Half-Baked") as Huck, Darby Stanchfield as Abby Whelan, Katie Lowes as Quinn Perkins, Tony Goldwyn ("Ghost") as President Fitzgerald Grant, and Jeff Perry ("Grey's Anatomy") as Cyrus Beene.
  Guest starring Joshua Malina as David, Wes Brown as Sully St. James, Liza Weil as Amanda Tanner, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant and Leslie Grossman as Lisa.
  "Sweet Baby" was written by Shonda Rhimes and directed by Paul McGuigan.
   

• ABC Family The Secret Life of the American Teenager --We've just added a cute new Insiders shout out from Daren Kagasoff to the Insiders file. Watch ALL NEW episodes Mondays at 8/7c on ABC Family! Video  Preview Photos
   

• AMC Mad Men "Tea Leaves" Peggy is given new responsibility; Don and Harry indulge a client. New.
  Video - Mad Men Season Premiere Episode Now Online
  Mad Men has returned, and with a special 2-hour Season 5 premiere episode no less. But if you missed it on AMC, there's no need to spend all day by the water-cooler hoping to get a recap: AMCtv.com is now streaming the full episode in its entirety for free. Watch it for the first time (or watch it again) before Sunday night's all-new episode -- but do so quickly. The premiere will only be available online for a limited time.
  Don't miss an all-new episode of Mad Men this Sunday at 10/9c on AMC.
  Featured Video -Inside Episode 501 & 502 Mad Men: A Little Kiss
  Features -Q&A - Series Creator Matthew Weiner
   

• CBS THE BAU IS IN FOR A GHOST OF A TIME WHEN THE TEAM INVESTIGATES A SERIES OF RITUALISTIC MURDERS IN OREGON, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4
  Series Star Matthew Gray Gubler Directed the Episode
  Guest Stars Include Robert Englund (“A Nightmare on Elm Street”) as Detective Gassner, Who Assists the BAU with Their Investigation, and Juliet Landau (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Ed Wood”) as Psychiatric Patient Catherine Heathridge
  “Heathridge Manor” – The BAU team heads to Oregon to investigate a series of gothic, ritualistic murders, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, April 4 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Series star Matthew Gray Gubler directed the episode. Guest stars include Robert Englund (“A Nightmare on Elm Street”) as Detective Gassner, who assists the BAU with the investigation, and Juliet Landau (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Ed Wood”) as psychiatric patient Catherine Heathridge.
  WRITTEN BY: Sharon Lee Watson
  DIRECTED BY: Series star Matthew Gray Gubler
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM SHUTS DOWN AN ENTIRE CASINO IN AN EFFORT TO FIND THE PERSON WHO SHOT A MAN AT POINT-BLANK RANGE, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4
  “Split Decisions” – When the CSI team is called in to investigate a man who is shot at point-blank range in a local casino, they shut down the entire building to find their killer, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, April 4 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  DIRECTED BY: Brad Tanenbaum
  WRITTEN BY: Michael F.X. Daley and Richard Catalani
   

• CBS AUDREY RAISES MONEY FOR HER MAID’S OPERATION, HOWEVER, SHE MISUNDERSTANDS WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS THE MONEY FOR, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  "A Big Bust" – When Audrey thinks her maid needs help getting money to fix her limp, she asks her neighbors to help contribute, only to find out she misunderstood what the maid needed the money for, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, April 5 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Gloria Calderon Kellett
  DIRECTED BY: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
   

• CBS SHELDON HAS A CHANCE TO MEET STEPHEN HAWKING, ON "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  World-Renowned Scientist Stephen Hawking Guest Stars As Himself
  “The Hawking Excitation” – When Wolowitz gets to work with Stephen Hawking, Sheldon is willing to do anything to meet his hero, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 5 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. World-renowned Scientist Stephen Hawking guest stars as himself.
  STORY BY: Bill Prady, Steven Molaro and Steve Holland
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS THE NUMBERS ARE UP FOR THE DONS OF THE FIVE NEW YORK CRIME FAMILIES, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  “Flesh and Blood” – When The Machine spits out five numbers, naming the Don of each of New York’s crime families, Reese and Finch suspect Elias is planning to eliminate his competition, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, April 5 (9:00 – 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Amanda Segel
  DIRECTED BY: Stephen Semel
   

• CBS JANE AND THE CBI INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A POPULAR SCHOOL TEACHER, ON “THE MENTALIST,” THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  Samaire Armstrong Returns as Summer,
  Cho’s Informant/Girlfriend
  “Something’s Rotten in Redmund” — Jane and the CBI try to determine who would have reason to kill a popular English teacher. Meanwhile, Cho and Summer hide their relationship from Lisbon, and Rigsby gets a special delivery, on THE MENTALIST, Thursday, April 5 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Rebecca Cutter
  DIRECTED BY: Guy Ferland
   

• CBS DANNY CAUSES WAVES IN HIS DEPARTMENT WHEN HE OPENS UP A CLOSED CASE, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, APRIL 6
  "Some Kind of Hero" —Danny causes waves in the department when he investigates a closed case, the suicide of a firefighter, at the insistence of the man’s 12-year-old son. Meanwhile, Jamie saves a baby from a burning building but worries it will jeopardize his undercover work when he is billed a hero in the press, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, April 6 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Siobhan Byrne O’Connor
  DIRECTED BY: Alex Zakrzewski
   

• CBS THE CSIs FIND THEMSELVES IMMERSED IN THE WORLD OF COMPETITIVE VIDEO GAMING, ON “CSI: NY,” FRIDAY, APRIL 6
  "Kill Screen" — The CSIs find themselves immersed in the world of competitive video gaming when they discover a murder may be related to a high-stakes tournament, on “CSI: NY,” Friday, April 6 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Tim Dragga and Adam Scott Weissman
  DIRECTED BY: Allison Liddi-Brown
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 2, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET) Please Note: The SERIES FINALE of ONE TREE HILL will air Wednesday, April 4 (8:00-10:00 p.m.).
  MONDAY, APRIL 2 “GOSSIP GIRL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) “Con Heir” (TV-14, DS) (HDTV)
  DESMOND HARRINGTON RETURNS AS JACK BASS / BILLY BALDWIN GUEST STARS — Chuck (Ed Westwick) invites Jack (Harrington) to town to thank him for saving his life, but finds the trip doesn’t go exactly as planned. Blair (Leighton Meester) and Dan (Penn Badgley) attempt to consummate their new relationship -- but unexpected roadblocks get in their way. Meanwhile, Ivy (Kaylee DeFer) finds an unlikely ally in William (Baldwin) in her quest to be accepted on the Upper East Side, and Nate (Chace Crawford) is hopeful a new investor will save his newspaper. Blake Lively, Kelly Rutherford and Matthew Settle also star. Joe Lazarov directed the episode written by Annemarie Navar-Gill (#518).
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• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  “90210” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “No Good Deed” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  TRIAL AND ERROR — In an effort to put her inheritance to good use, Annie (Shenae Grimes) volunteers to organize a big charity fundraiser. When Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) takes drastic measures to land her first event-planning client, her big plan back-fires. Meanwhile, Silver (Jessica Stroup) realizes she still has feelings for Navid (Michael Steger), and Vanessa (guest star Arielle Kebbel) vows to make Liam (Matt Lanter) a huge star after his agent drops him. Gillian Zinser, Tristan Wilds and Jessica Lowndes also star. Stuart Gillard directed the episode written by Chris Atwood (#416).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4
  TWO-HOUR SERIES FINALE EVENT
  “ONE TREE HILL” — (8:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “One Tree Hill” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TWO-HOUR SERIES FINALE EVENT — In the final chapter of One Tree Hill, the tenth anniversary of Tric brings old faces and new possibilities for the Tree Hill family. Sophia Bush, James Lafferty, Bethany Joy Galeotti, Austin Nichols, Robert Buckley, Shantel VanSanten, Jackson Brundage, Lee Norris, Lisa Goldstein, Stephen Colletti, Tyler Hilton and Paul Johansson star. The episode was written and directed by Mark Schwahn (#913).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 1
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND BECOMES A HOUSEHOLD NAME WHEN HIS VIDEO GOES VIRAL ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  Rutina Wesley (“True Blood”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
  Cleveland makes Donna jealous when he gets too close to his spontaneous female co-worker Tina (guest star Wesley). Later, Rallo and Cleveland Jr. shoot footage of Cleveland’s workplace high jinks and create a music video that goes viral and catches the attention of a big time music producer. But the tables turn when the producer professes his love for Donna in the all-new "Frapp Attack" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 1 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-312) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Rutina Wesley as Tori
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 1
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  BOB BECOMES A GAMER ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes “BOB SUX” on the leader board in the all-new “Burgerboss” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-204) (TV-14 D, L, V)
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 1
  --“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  WELCOME TO PETEY’S FUNHOUSE ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  Katharine McPhee (“Smash”) Guest-Voices
  After Peter’s favorite children’s television show gets cancelled, he takes matters into his own hands by creating and starring in his own show for kids. Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship at the hospital with Dr. Hartman in the all-new “You Can’t Do That On Television, Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-915) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Katharine McPhee as Mother Maggie.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 1
  --“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  STAN GETS CAUGHT IN BABY MOMMA DRAMA ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” AIRING SUNDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  Kathy Griffin (“My Life on the D-List”) and Nathan Fillion (“Castle”) Guest-Voice
  Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future in the all-new “The Kidney Stays In The Picture” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-622) (TV-14 D, L, S V).
  Guest Voice Cast: Kathy Griffin as Kelly; Nathan Fillion as Liver.
  
  

• FOX Dear Friends and Those Who Pretend to Be Friends (you know who you are, but we pretend to love you anyway), We're very excited about BONES moving to its new night and time beginning Monday, April 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX, which makes us feel like the show is premiering for the second time in one season. Next season we hope for three or maybe four premieres, but for now two will have to do. Of course, we wanted you to be the first people to see this all-new episode since it's another game-changer for the show. This season, we have brought Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) together as a couple, something many thought would be the kiss of death for the show. But we thought, "'Moonlighting' be damned." Since Bruce Willis had hair then, that means that it was so long ago, no one even remembers that show. Happily, because of the wonderful Emily and David, it turns out that Booth and Brennan are a great couple that the audience seems to be enjoying more than ever. And with the arrival of the baby in this episode, we think the fans will be even more pleased. So here we go - a new baby, new conflicts, new murders, and in this episode, even a lovely prison riot. We could go on, but that would just delay you from watching the show. So enjoy. And thanks for all your support. - Hart Hanson and Stephen Nathan Executive Producers, BONES
  EPISODE INFORMATION: "The Prisoner in the Pipe:" A neighborhood is on edge when remains are found in the sewer, clogging up local plumbing lines. The team identifies the victim as a male fugitive who escaped from the penitentiary for financial fraud. But when the sewer pipes indicate that the murder occurred within prison walls and traces of acid are found in the victim's bone fragments, Booth and Brennan turn to an inmate for clues about the murder. Later when an acid match is found on the prison premises, Brennan insists on solving the crime despite Booth's pleas for her not to overexert herself, and the expectant couple experience a very untraditional arrival of their baby daughter.
  BRENNAN AND BOOTH HAVE ANOTHER REASON TO CELEBRATE AS FOX DELIVERS AN EIGHTH SEASON OF “BONES”
  It’s a Girl! BONES Returns with a New Arrival on the First of Seven All-New Episodes Monday, April 2, on FOX
  FOX has renewed the hit series BONES for its upcoming eighth season, it was announced today by Kevin Reilly, President of Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company.
  “Over the past seven seasons, Hart Hanson, Stephen Nathan and the incredible BONES cast and crew have redefined the traditional crime procedural with an irreverent and adventurous sensibility and I’m really happy to have this distinctive, fan-favorite on our schedule for another season,” Reilly said.
  BONES returns with seven in a row, all-new episodes on a new night and at a new time beginning
  During the upcoming eighth season, BONES will celebrate its 150th milestone episode.
  
  

• FOX “THE FINDER” MOVES TO FRIDAYS ON APRIL 6 WITH AN ALL-NEW EPISODE FEATURING CURTIS “50 CENT” JACKSON
  After its final Thursday night episode on March 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), THE FINDER will move to Fridays starting April 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
  Don’t miss THE FINDER’s last Thursday episode on March 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), in which Walter (Geoff Stults) searches for a teenage girl who goes missing during an intense storm. Meanwhile, Isabel (Mercedes Masöhn) uncovers clues that link the girl’s disappearance to foul play and Willa’s (Maddie Hasson) probation officer puts her differences with Willa aside to join in the search.
  Then, THE FINDER makes its time period premiere on Friday, April 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT). The episode features Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson as music mogul Big Glade, who enlists Walter’s help in finding the source of illegally released songs. Big Glade’s business savvy lawyer (guest star Salli Richardson-Whitfield) is also Leo's (Michael Clarke Duncan) former love interest, and the two rekindle their romance.
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: HOTEL HELL will premiere this summer.]
  
  

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 2
  BONES TV-14; D, L, S, V -
  “The Prisoner in the Pipe” - 8/7c (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) ALL NEW / SPRING PREMIERE
  A MURDER INDICATES FOUL PLAY WITHIN PRISON WALLS ON THE ALL-NEW SPRING PREMIERE OF “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 2, ON FOX
  Brennan and Booth Welcome Their Baby Daughter
  The remains of an escaped convict are found in a residential sewer, but an examination of the sewer pipes indicates that the murder occurred within prison walls. Brennan insists on solving the crime – despite Booth’s pleas for her not to overexert herself – and the expectant couple experiences a very untraditional arrival of their baby daughter
  Guest Cast: Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Vanessa Branch as Claire Lazebnik; Christopher Forsyth as Dan Henshaw; Kayla Hanock as Lilly Henshaw; Jerry Kernion as Dave Krinsky; Jessica Tuck as Warden Ianthe Bartzokis; Pruitt Taylor Vince as Haze Jackson; Johnny Ray Gill as Teejay Ouellette; Treisa Gary as Nurse Catherine Griffin; Marcus Choi as Worrywart Dad; Stacy Barnhisel as Nervous Pregnant Woman; Todd Quillen as Nervous Pregnant Woman’s Husband; Wendy Worthington as Waitress; Gart Riotto as Anderson Brimmer; Tim Sitarz as Stunt Inmate #6
  BON-707 CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 2
  HOUSE "Blowing the Whistle" - 9/8c (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
  ALL NEW / TIME PERIOD PREMIERE
  A PATIENT IS CAUGHT BETWEEN FAMILY AND A CODE OF HONOR ON AN ALL-NEW "HOUSE" IN ITS NEW TIMESLOT MONDAY, APRIL 2, ON FOX
  All-New Episodes Air Every Monday, Leading up to Series Finale on May 21
  The team treats an Army veteran charged with treason after he leaked classified information. But the patient’s life is put at risk when he refuses treatment unless he and his brother are given information about their late father, a war veteran, raising questions about loyalty to one’s family and country. Meanwhile, Adams suspects House may be sick, so she recruits Wilson and the other team members to plan an intervention and investigate his illness
  Guest Cast: Albert Owens as Major Mathewson; Sharif Atkins as Hayes; Arlen Escarpeta as Brant; Sayeed Shahidi as Evan; Kristy Johnson as Joni; Alex S. Alexander as Rita; Lindsay Zappala as Gloria; Steve Nevil as Mel; Adam Cagley as Jason; Dava Krause as Daria; Tom Riordan as MP #1; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
  HOU-815 CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  RAISING HOPE ALL NEW
  TV-14 D, L, S - Virginia convinces Jimmy he is
  “Sabrina’s New Jimmy” - 8/7c (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)
  VIRGINIA CONVINCES JIMMY HE IS SABRINA’S BACK-UP BOYFRIEND ON AN ALL-NEW "RAISING HOPE" TUESDAY, APRIL 3, ON FOX
  When Jimmy finds out Sabrina has a new attractive study partner (guest star Travis Van Winkle), Virginia convinces him that they are doing more than just studying. Meanwhile, Burt develops an obsession with a wall figurine
  Guest Cast: Baylie and Rylie Cregut as Hope; Travis Van Winkle as Philip; Desi Lydic as Uma
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  NEW GIRL ALL NEW / AIRS 9:00 -9:31PM ET/PT
  TV-14; D, L, V - JESS AND CECE HAVE A FALLING OUT ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 3, ON FOX
  Katrina Bowden (“30 Rock”) Guest-Stars
  While training for a marathon, Jess discovers that Cece has been keeping a secret from her, and their friendship is put to the test. Meanwhile, Winston can’t handle being the only one who knows about Cece and Schmidt, and Nick reluctantly asks for Schmidt’s help as he tries to juggle dating two women at once
  Guest Cast: Katrina Bowden as Holly; Sophie Kargman as Lindsey; Jessica Herman as Lena; Rebecca Reid as Olya; Sasha Neboga as Masha; Rekefet Abergel as Claire
  NG-119 CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 [VIEWER'S NOTE: An encore episode of NEW GIRL will air this Saturday at 12Mid ET/PT]
  
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  BREAKING IN ALL NEW / AIRS FROM 9:31-10:00PM
  TV-14; D, L, V - “Cyrano de Nerdgerac” - 9:30/8:30c (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT)
  MOLLY HAS A CRUSH ON OZ ON AN ALL-NEW “BREAKING IN” TUESDAY, APRIL 3, ON FOX
  Oz must rely on Cash to teach him how to ward off women when he realizes Molly has developed a crush on him
  Guest Cast: Jennifer Irwin as Creepy Carol; Lance Krall as Ricky; Terrell Lee as Buddy; Jacqueline Lord as Mandy; Helena Barrett as Angelina;
  BIN-206 CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  [VIEWER'S NOTE: BREAKING IN will be preempted on 4/10 & 4/17 and will return to the Tue 9:30pm ET/PT timeslot on Tue 4/24]
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  TOUCH ALL NEW TV-PG; L, V -
  “Kite Strings” - 9/8c (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
  INTERNATIONAL PATHS INTERSECT ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” THURSDAY, APRIL 5, ON FOX
  Martin crosses paths with a young man who has a history with his deceased wife, Sarah. A couple managing an online instrument repair business work with an Iraqi heavy metal band that has a teenage follower who is looking to share his comedic talent with an American soldier (guest star Sprague Grayden) in Baghdad. But the soldier has troubles of her own when her convoy is ambushed, forcing her to hide in the Iraqi desert. Then, a lottery winner comes upon a depressed pastor
  Guest Cast: Sprague Grayden as Laura
  TOU-105 CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 6
  THE FINDER
  ALL NEW / SPRING PREMIERE TV-14; D, L, V
  "Life After Death" - 8/7c (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT)
  WALTER SEARCHES FOR THE SOURCE OF ILLEGALLY RELEASED MUSIC ON AN ALL-NEW "THE FINDER" FRIDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX
  Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson Guest-Stars / David Boreanaz (BONES) Directs Episode
  When new tracks are leaked from late rapper J-Stryke, music mogul Big Glade (guest star Jackson) and his business savvy lawyer (guest star Salli Richardson-Whitfield), Leo's former love interest, ask Walter to find the source of the illegally released music. Walter and Leo locate the DJ streaming the tracks with the help of Willa's online hacking expertise. But as Walter pieces together the events that led to J-Stryke's death, he uncovers a more complicated history. Meanwhile, Big Glade's lawyer and Leo rekindle their romance
  Guest Cast: Salli Richardson-Whitfield as Athena Brookes; Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson as Big Glade; Arjay Smith as Trey; Christian Dorey as Lil Trey; Adina Porter as Ms. Estelle; Casey Washington as J-Stryke; Jeremy Guskin as DJ W-Squared; Niqoles Herd-Goodwin as Lil J-Stryke; Jacob Latimore as Young Trey
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 6
  FRINGE
  ALL NEW TV-14; L, V -
  “Everything in Its Right Place” - 9/8c (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
  THE ALT. FRINGE TEAM SEARCHES FOR A VIGILANTE ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE” FRIDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX
  Lincoln travels to the other side to join forces with Bolivia and his own alternate, as they search for a vigilante with a surprising connection to the shapeshifters
   

• FX Justified Episode 12 - "Coalition" (Airs April 3, 10pm e/p) - While Raylan closes in on an ever-more-unpredictable Quarles.  Boyd enters into an unlikely alliance with Dickie Bennett in a last-ditch attempt to recover Mags' fortune. Written by Taylor Elmore. Directed by Bill Johnson.
  Episode #312: “Coalition” While Raylan closes in on an ever-more-unpredictable Quarles, Boyd enters into an unlikely alliance with Dickie Bennett in a last-ditch attempt to recover Mags' fortune.
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• HBO GAME OF THRONES posters! Following the debut of the first fan poster, the official season 2 key art was just released yesterday. Posters Season 2 Trailer
  There's a war coming! Which House will you Pledge Your Allegiance to?
  They have a great new promotion being run on the official GAME OF THRONES Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/GameOfThrones?sk=app_239424042811686). Fans can watch videos on each of the 5 Houses of Westeros, and then pledge their allegiance to one of them. Those who pledge to the House with the winning votes, will be eligible for a sweepstakes.
  Don't forget, GAME OF THRONES will premiere on April 1 at 9pm, only on HBO!
  Season 2 of GAME OF THRONES premieres THIS Sunday at 9pm. In anticipation of this, GAME OF THRONES has partnered with MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL to cross-promote Opening Day around the country on April 4th. To celebrate these two great events, we have an exciting video to share with you!  Video 
   

• NBC SNL springs into April when Sofia Vergara on April 7th with One Direction making their musical appearance debut. Following that, we're excited for the return of Josh Brolin with musical guest Gotye on April 14th. Check out the full release.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "HELL ON EARTH"
  04/02/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : "Hell on Earth" - The team begins their pursuit of a marquee star, as Eileen (Anjelica Huston) charges Tom and Julia (Christian Borle and Debra Messing) with finding a title for the newly reinvigorated musical. Karen (Katharine McPhee) and Ivy (Megan Hilty) find themselves in competition again -- this time for an orange juice commercial. Relationship troubles abound, as Frank (Brian d'Arcy James) makes an unwelcome discovery. Jack Davenport, Raza Jaffrey and Jaime Cepero also star.
   

• NBC "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" "PILOT"
  04/04/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : YOU GOT SERVED – SERIES PREMIERE - When Jessica (Jessica St. Clair, "Bridesmaids") is overnighted divorce papers, her best friend Lennon (Lennon Parham, "Accidentally on Purpose") convinces her to return home to Brooklyn and back into the apartment they used to share. The girls easily fall back into old habits -- none of which is good news for Lennon’s live-in boyfriend, Joe (Luka Jones, Upright Citizens Brigade). Meanwhile Jessica adjusts to her new single life by reconnecting with old friends like Rav (Stephen Schneider, "Happy Endings"); however her new efforts meet the critique of the friends’ precocious nine-year-old neighbor, Queenetta (Daija Owens).
   

• NBC "BENT" "MOM"
  04/04/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Wednesday) : THE EX IS BACK IN TOWN – MARCIA GAY HARDEN GUEST STARS -- When Pete’s mom Vanessa (guest star Marcia Gay Harden) returns to town, Walt (Jeffrey Tambor) is determined to win back his ex-wife at any cost. Meanwhile, following Pete’s (David Walton) no-show at work, Alex (Amanda Peet) worries he may have succumbed to old habits. Elsewhere, Screwsie (Margo Harshman) entrusts the care of her boss's less-than-friendly cat to Gary (guest star Jesse Plemons), who has alterior motives for his helpful ways. Joey King also stars.
   

• NBC "BENT" "TILE DATE"
  04/04/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : ALEX'S FEELINGS FOR PETE BECOME MORE COMPLICATED FOLLOWING A MOST UNEXPECTED DREAM -- KYLE BORNHEIMER GUEST STARS - While on a romantic getaway to Napa with her boyfriend Ben (guest star Matt Letscher), Alex (Amanda Peet) experiences a romantic dream involving Pete (David Walton) that causes her to question her true feelings. Meanwhile, Alex's new neighbor Dan (guest star Kyle Bornheimer), fed up with the crew's antics and destructive behavior, threatens legal action. Elsewhere, Walt (Jeffrey Tambor) prepares for opening night of his latest theatre production and Gary (guest star Jesse Plemons) professes his feelings for Screwsie (Margo Harshman). Joey King also stars.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "PILLOWS AND BLANKETS"
  04/05/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : TENSIONS ESCALATE INTO THE EPIC BATTLE OF PILLOWTOWN V. BLANKETSBURG (PART 2 OF 2) – What started as a casual disagreement about blankets and pillows blossoms into all-our war on the Greendale campus. While insults are hurled and the study group chooses sides, Jeff (Joel McHale) tries desperately to negotiate a truce, but with neither Abed (Danny Pudi) nor Troy (Donald Glover) budging on their principles or their real estate, the future looks grim for the former best friends. (Part 2 of 2). Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown, Ken Jeong and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "30 ROCK" "NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE"
  04/05/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) IS DISAPPOINTED BY PETE’S (SCOTT ADSIT) LACK OF AMBITION. TRACY (TRACY MORGAN) REGAINS HIS SENSE OF SMELL. JENNA (JANE KRAKOWSKI) ENGAGES IN A PRANK WAR WITH THE WRITERS.
  After reading Pete’s (Adsit) discouraging KableTown self-evaluation, Jack (Baldwin) takes on the task of making Pete a respectable man. Tracy (Morgan) regains his long lost sense of smell and finds himself particularly fond of Liz’s (Fey) scent. Meanwhile, Kenneth unwittingly helps Jenna (Krakowski) plan revenge against the Pranksmen.
   

• NBC "UP ALL NIGHT" "HEY JEALOUSY"
  04/05/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : REAGAN’S RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BOSS BEGINS TO AFFECT HER RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIS -- FRED ARMISEN, MEGAN MULLALLY, WILL FORTE AND STEVEN PASQUALE GUEST STAR -- With Reagan (Christina Applegate) working more closely with Luke (guest star Steven Pasquale), Chris (Will Arnett) starts to show signs of jealousy, but it takes his buddy Reed’s (guest star Will Forte) bad advice to send him into a full-blown panic. Meanwhile, Ava (Maya Rudolph) is surprised to learn that her rival, Shayna (guest star Megan Mullally), will be competing against her in a 10K run for charity and enlists the help of celebrity trainer Gideon Kirk (guest star Fred Armisen). Jennifer Hall also stars.
   

• NBC "AWAKE" "THAT'S NOT MY PENGUIN"
  04/05/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : HAPPY SLEEP -- BILLY LUSH (‘THE CHICAGO CODE’) GUEST STARS --
  While working a hostage situation with Detective Vega (Wilmer Valderrama), Detective Michael Britten (Jason Isaacs) unexpectedly finds himself collaborating with Dr. Lee (BD Wong). In an effort to calm down Gabriel Wyath (Guest Star Billy Lush) -- a patient who has threatened to blow up a mental hospital -- Britten is compromised, and the effects follow him into his other reality. Meanwhile, Rex (Dylan Minnette) introduces his girlfriend, Emma (Daniela Bobadilla), to his dad and Bird (Steve Harris) shows concern over Britten’s lack of focus due to his sleepless nights. Laura Allen and Cherry Jones also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "THE THING WITH FEATHERS"
  04/06/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : NICK’S ROMANTIC WEEKEND GETAWAY WITH JULIETTE TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN -- AZURE SKYE, BREE TURNER, CLAIRE COFFEE AND JOSH RANDALL GUEST STAR-- Nick (David Giuntoli) pulls out all the stops to plan a romantic getaway for Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) in an attempt to get their relationship back on track. Nick’s duties as a Grimm get in the way of romance when he meets the unsettling neighbors (guest stars Azure Skye and Josh Randall) and discovers that the troubled wife has a rare and valuable treasure to protect. It’s left to Nick to keep everyone safe. Back in Portland, Hank (Russell Hornsby) and Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) each find themselves on the brink of new romantic relationships. Sasha Roiz and Reggie Lee also star.
   

• Syfy Being Human - Airs Monday, April 2nd @ 9/8c
  "Partial Eclipse Of The Heart"- Sneak Peek
  Josh asks Sally what he should do about the secret he's holding from Julia. Could Josh's wolf horrifically destroy the thing he loves most? Catch the sneak peek and tune in to the all new episode this Monday to find out if Josh can make things right.
   

• Syfy Lost Girl - Airs Monday, April 2nd @ 10/9c
  '(Dis) Members Only' Sneak Peek
  Saskia unexpectedly drops by to see Bo and tries to convince her to a night on the town but Bo declines. Watch the sneak peek as tensions heat up when Saskia doesn't quite know when to quit.
   

• USA Network WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 PSYCH - "True Grits" - 10/9C
  An impassioned chef from the South, who seeks restitution after his robbery conviction is overturned by The Innocence Project, hires Shawn (James Roday) and Gus (Dulé Hill) to help him find the actual culprit for whom he spent time in jail for.
  Guest Star: Anthony Anderson
   

• USA Network FRIDAY, APRIL 6 FAIRLY LEGAL - "Shine a Light" - 9/8C
  Kate (Sarah Shahi) mediates a severance package for an aeronautics company and its exiting employee only to discover a deeper mystery surrounding his termination. Lauren (Virginia Williams) locks horns with Ben (Ryan Johnson) over his risky handling of a settlement offer.
  Guest Stars: Kevin Weisman, Tom Amandes, Rick Peters, Kelly Hu
   

• USA Network IN PLAIN SIGHT - "The Merry Wives of WITSEC" - 10/9C
  Mary (Mary McCormack) protects a bigamist not only from his former employer, but also his two wives. In WITSEC, cheating the black market can be dangerous; but cheating on multiple wives is a death sentence.
  Guest Stars: Tia Carrera, Brady Smith, Sunny Mabrey, Stacey Oristano, Ray Abruzzo, Bryan Callen
   

• VME Monday, April 2 at 8:00 p.m. (et/pt) Africa de mi Corazón (Wild at Heart), What starts out as a brief holiday for English veterinarian Danny Trevanion and his family turns into a permanent quest to start up a game park and face the challenges South Africa’s wilds pose. Join the Trevanion’s on their wild adventure.
   

• VME Wednesday, April 4 at 10:00 p.m. (et/pt) No Matarás (The Fifth Commandment). When murder rattles the pillars of the Church, the Vatican knows who it can call for quick, efficient, and - above all - discreet help. Father Simon Castell, Special Commissioner of the Holy See, and the Vatican’s personal private eye. Trusted to insure that the Fifth Commandment – Thou Shall Not Kill -- is upheld, Father Castell and his female police partner forge a remarkable crime fighting pair. This week, is the death of 16-year-old Ralf Hoffmann a suicide? Father Simon Castell, a former student of the boarding school Ralf attended, is asked to investigate. The father soon finds himself delving into his own past as well as the tragic history of the student…
   

• VME Friday, April 6 at 8:00 p.m. (et/pt) Cuéntame Cómo Pasó (Tell Me How It Happened) tells the small and large stories of a typical family living through the turbulent 60's and 70's — after the fall of Franco’s dictatorship in Spain. The situations, characters and attitudes of Cuéntame Cómo Pasó look back nostalgically, often through the younger characters' eyes to share universal emotions -- the outrage of kids just realizing what's going on in society vs. their parents and grandparents who have seen it all and are cautious about getting involved in politics. And lots of passionate discussion about important things – as a natural part of living together with people that you may never understand, but in the end are still your family.

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• A&E TUNE IN FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF A&E'S HIT ORIGINAL SERIES 'STORAGE WARS: TEXAS'
  TUESDAY, APRIL 3 AT 10 PM & 10:30 PM ET/PT
  In "Storage Wars: Texas," A&E's top-rated non-fiction franchise heads to the Lone Star state to follow teams of bidders on their quest for auction gold.
  In the episode entitled "Fandom of the Opera" airing Tuesday, April 3 at 10PM ET/PT the hunt begins for rare art and designer furniture in Tyler, Texas. A tantrum from Lesa Lewis forces Jerry to carry the weight of the team. Bubba Smith's claustrophobia jeopardizes the Rangers' chance of scoring and Roy Williams unearths a six flag brochure from the 1970s. With Victor Rjesnjansky at a home court advantage, the rest of the storage warriors will have to put their personal strife aside to keep the Outsider from sweeping.
  Immediately following at 10:30 PM ET/PT, the episode entitled "A Fistful of Auctions" the buyers have a big decision to make: go to an auction with safe "bread and butter" lockers or risk it all at an auction in a developing neighborhood. The claws come out when Lesa battles with a hot young buyer. Meanwhile, Ricky and Bubba find a collection of antique gunslingers toys. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to wash over the competition, while Roy Williams calculates a new strategy. With one big decision to make, who will go for broke and who will go home broke?
   

• ABC Next week on ABC's Dancing with the Stars (4/2 & 4/3)
  THE ELEVEN REMAINING COUPLES HIGHLIGHT A MEMORABLE YEAR IN THEIR LIFE WITH POWERFUL DANCE PERFORMANCES ON ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS"
  Grammy Award ® Winning Artist Seal and Country Vocal Group Rascal Flatts Perform And The Season's First "Macy's Stars of Dance" and "AT& T Spotlight Performance"
  "Episode 1403 & 1403 A" - This week's episode of "Dancing with the Stars," themed "The Most Memorable Year of My Life," challenges the remaining eleven couples to perform a meaningful dance using any style dance of their choice, MONDAY, APRIL 2 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  On Tuesday, acclaimed singer and songwriter Seal returns to the ballroom performing "Lean On Me" from his latest album "Soul 2." His soulful performance will be accompanied by four members of the Troupe. Also hitting the stage is best-selling country vocal group, Rascal Flatts, with a network TV debut performance of "Changed," the title of their new album due out April 3rd. Their performance is accompanied by pro dancer Tony Dovolani and Troupe member Sharna Burgess on TUESDAY, APRIL 3 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   

• ABC Friday, April 06, 2012
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
  TBA
   

• ABC Friday, April 06, 2012
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20
  TBA
   

• CBS 60 Minutes ponders Miami's Art Basel
  Morley Safer revisits the target of his 1993 story "Yes...But is it art?" And gets his answer: Whatever it is, it's worth a 1,000 times more than when you first mocked it. Watch Safer's report on Sunday, April 1 at 7 p.m. ET/PT. Read Story   Watch Video
  Evidence of Innocence
  After nearly 25 years in prison, Michael Morton was exonerated by a DNA test. Did a prosecutor hide evidence that could have proven Morton's innocence during his 1987 trial? Read Story Watch Video
  60 Minutes Overtime: Life after prison, Morton reunites with family
  Novak Djokovic: From war to Wimbledon
  He's the number-one tennis player in the world, a hero in his homeland, and a tough competitor who also likes having some fun on the court. Bob Simon profiles Novak Djokovic. Read Story Watch Video
  60 Minutes Overtime: Could you return a serve from Djokovic?
   

• CBS THE "47TH ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS®," HOSTED BY REBA AND BLAKE SHELTON, TO BE BROADCAST LIVE FROM THE MGM GRAND GARDEN ARENA IN LAS VEGAS, SUNDAY, APRIL 1 ON CBS
  The “2nd Annual Fan Jam,” Hosted by Zac Brown Band at the Mandalay Bay Events Center, Will Include Performances to be Broadcast Live Via Remote During the Awards Show
  Lionel Richie Collaborates With Jason Aldean, The Band Perry, Kenny Chesney, Lady Antebellum, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, Kenny Rogers and More In “ACM PRESENTS: LIONEL RICHIE AND FRIENDS – A LIFETIME OF HITS” Concert Special to be Taped at the MGM Grand Garden Arena Monday, April 2, to be Broadcast at a Later Date on CBS
  The 47TH ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS, “Country Music’s Party of the Year®” honoring country music’s best and introducing the industry’s hottest emerging talent, will be broadcast LIVE from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on Sunday, April 1 (8:00-11:00PM live ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network. The show, produced by dick clark productions, will be hosted for the second consecutive year by Reba and Blake Shelton.
  
  

• CBS Monday April 2 9pm
  NCAA MEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
   

• CBS A SHOCKING BLINDSIDE ERADICATES ANY SENSE OF SECURITY IN THE TIKIANO TRIBE, ON “SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4
  "Just Annihilate Them" — The game gets personal when one tribe member is confronted about her physical appearance, and a shocking blindside eradicates any sense of security in the Tikiano tribe, on SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD, Wednesday, April 4 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS THE BOSS OF TAYLORMADE GOLF COMPANY BREAKS HIS COVER WHEN ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES TAKES A SPECIAL INTEREST IN HIM, ON "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, APRIL 6
  “TAYLORMADE GOLF COMPANY” — Mark King, President and CEO of TaylorMade Golf Company, the largest manufacturer of golf equipment and apparel in the world, is forced to break cover when an employee grows suspicious of her new trainee and the Boss grows concerned with a disjointed structure of command at one of his factories, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, April 6 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Saturday April 7 10 pm
  48 Hours Mystery TBA
   

• GET OBSESSED WITH DISCOVERY FIT & HEALTH
  -- New Series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Premieres Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT -
  (New York, NY) - Discovery Fit & Health is putting the intricate relationship between a mother and daughter under the microscope in the new series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT. The six episode docu-series will give an intimate, heart-warming and sometimes shocking look into the lives of moms and daughters who are anything but ordinary.
   Weight & Shopping - April 5 at 10 PM ET/PT
  Tamara from Dana Point, CA is a diet addict and obsessed with her and her teenage daughter Alizabeth's weight. Running a strict diet regime for both her and Alizabeth is ruining their relationship and turning the kitchen into a war zone. Monica from Redondo Beach, CA is a shopaholic and she's run up so much debt that she and her teenage daughter, Kaley, are in danger of losing their home. If she doesn't give up her addiction, disaster is just around the corner.
  
  

• Discovery Channel's groundbreaking television event, FROZEN PLANET, continues on Sunday, April 1 at 8 PM ET/PT. A Discovery Channel/BBC co-production four years in the making, FROZEN PLANET will provide the ultimate portrait of our earth's polar regions, where the scale and beauty of the scenery, the struggles of the native animals and the sheer power of nature is unlike anywhere else on the planet. The series is narrated by Alec Baldwin.
  FROZEN PLANET - Winter
  There is no greater challenge for life than winter in the polar regions. As temperatures plummet to 70 degrees below zero Fahrenheit, witness the greatest test of survival on the planet. Female polar bears dig shallow dens and wait for blizzards to insulate them from the worst nature has to offer. A few months later, cubs begin life in these icy dens. Further south, Arctic forests transform into a wonderland of frost and snow. Wolverines scavenge and great gray owls detect voles beneath the deep snow, making air strikes without warning. A pair of hungry wolves hunts musk oxen, North America's largest land animal. In Antarctica, male Emperor penguins battle the elements to protect eggs from the fierce polar storms all winter long. As life slows above ground and the sunlight disappears, winter in the poles is a showcase for remarkable natural phenomena, including auroras that light up the skies and, below the sea ice, sinister ice stalactites, "brinicles," that creep down to the ocean floor with devastating consequences.
  
  

• Discovery Channel SUNDAY, April 1, 2012: 9 PM ET/PT - MYTHBUSTERS - Battle of the Sexes
  In this episode, MYTHBUSTERS pits men against women in the ultimate Battle of the Sexes. Five age-old popular clichés are tested, including: Who's the riskier driver? The men make a surprising wardrobe change to find this out. Are men really better at grilling and barbequing? Or at loading up a car with luggage? They even test the myth that women are better at reading non-verbal emotional cues. And finally, one of the most notorious gender myths of all: who's better at navigating? Is this a long list of male self-delusions? The results may surprise you.
   THIS SUNDAY 4/1: IT'S FIRE, ICE AND SPEED ON NEW EPISODES OF MYTHBUSTERS AND UNCHAINED REACTION (VIDEO)
  MYTHBUSTERS "Fire and Ice" -- 4/1 9PM e/p
  On a new night for the series, last Sunday's 3/25 premiere episode, "Duct Tape Island," was the highest rated (HH) new season premiere episode of MYTHBUSTERS since 2008!
  On the April 1 episode, the team battles with natural elements and become spies! First, Adam and Jamie test out a viral video clip depicting an epic duel between fire and ice. But they can't seem to decide if what they see is real, prompting them to explore the capabilities of C02 extinguishers and to whip up homemade flamethrowers. Kari, Grant and Tory re-enact a kidnapping scene from the movie Body of Lies as they try to discover whether a dust cloud created by a vehicle can really blind state-of-the-art military technology. Set in the beautiful Black Rock Desert, Nevada, Grant plays the spymaster up in a helicopter, Tory and his crew are the kidnappers, and Kari is the victim. It's a test of coordination between those on land and those in the air. Fire-Extinguisher Firepower
  
  

• Discovery Channel SUNDAY, April 1, 2012: 10 PM ET/PT - UNCHAINED REACTION - Take Flight
  Adam and Jamie of Mythbusters pit a team of engineers against a group of artists to build the most impressive multi-step machines with this week's theme: flight. Will their machines get off of the ground or will they crash and burn?
  UNCHAINED REACTION "Speed" -- 4/1 10PM e/p
  UNCHAINED REACTION features competition judges Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman, as they pit two teams of varying backgrounds against each other to build a wild and elaborate chain reaction contraption based on a different theme each week.
  In this Sunday's new episode, April 1 at 10PM ET/PT, Team Monster Squad, creature effects specialists, and Team Chain Crew, motorcycle mechanics, build multi-step machines with this week's theme: Speed!  It's All About Speed Faulty Link 
  
  

• Discovery Channel Primetime Highlights
  IMPORTANT EVENTS
  Discovery Channel's groundbreaking television event, FROZEN PLANET, continues on Sunday, April 8 at 8 PM ET/PT. A Discovery Channel/BBC co-production four years in the making, FROZEN PLANET will provide the ultimate portrait of our earth's polar regions, where the scale and beauty of the scenery, the struggles of the native animals and the sheer power of nature is unlike anywhere else on the planet. The series is narrated by Alec Baldwin.
  SCHEDULE
  TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 2012:
  9 PM ET/PT - DEADLIEST CATCH - Season 7 Special
  *Episode Description Not Available at this Time
   

• Discovery Channel WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 2012:
  9 PM ET/PT - SONS OF GUNS
  *Episode Description Not Available at this Time
   

• Discovery Channel WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2012:
  10 PM ET/PT - THE RESSURECTION TOMB
  *Episode Description Not Available at this Time
  
  

• FOX HEEJUN HAN ELIMINATED ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
  TOP EIGHT FINALISTS SING SONGS FROM THE EIGHTIES WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX
  The Wanted to Perform and Jennifer Lopez To Premiere Her New Music Video “Dance Again” on Next Results Show Thursday, April 5
  Next week, on Wednesday, April 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed), the Top Eight – DeAndre Brackensick, Hollie Cavanagh, Colton Dixon, Skylar Laine, Joshua Ledet, Phillip Phillips, Jessica Sanchez and Elise Testone – return to the IDOL stage to tackle the songs of the eighties.
  Tune in the following night, Thursday, April 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) to the live results show to find out which of the Top Eight finalists is sent home. In addition, The Wanted will perform their smash hit “Glad You Came” and superstar and AMERICAN IDOL judge Jennifer Lopez will premiere her new music video for “Dance Again.”
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4
  AMERICAN IDOL ALL NEW 2 HR EPISODE
  TV-PG; D, L - “Finalists Compete-Week Five” - 8/7c (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
  THE REMAINING FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX
  The AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live once again in hopes of exciting the judges and the nation. After the performances, it is up to America to vote for their favorite singers to keep them in the competition. Tune in to see who amazes the judges and who falls flat
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  AMERICAN IDOL
  “Results Show-Week Five” - 8/7c (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) ALL NEW
  ANOTHER “IDOL” HOPEFUL IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, APRIL 5, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week when another finalist gets eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who doesn’t make the cut after the nation’s vote is revealed LIVE
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 7
  COPS TV-PG; L, V
  “First Responders Special Edition” - 8/7c (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)
  ALL NEW
  GUN SHOTS LEAD TO A POLICE CHASE ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS” SATURDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX - AIRING ON A SPECIAL DAY AND TIME
  A “shots fired” call leads two New Orleans policemen on a heated race as they try to capture a suspect. Next, officers from California’s Alameda County Sheriff’s Office question take a couple into custody after they find drug paraphernalia in their possession. Finally, an officer from the Corpus Christi, TX, Police Department questions a male suspect involved in a domestic dispute
   

• History Channel We're happy to share with you several updates from your favorite shows on HISTORY - Top Gear, Top Shot, and Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy!
  Top Gear - Airs Tuesdays at 9/8c
  Start your Top Tuesday's with an all new episode of Top Gear with Adam Ferrara, Rutledge Wood and Tanner Foust. Catch an all new preview and check out the short form video Driving Lesson
  * Driving Lesson: Tanner talks about what it's like to drive on a wet track with Adam
  Top Shot - Airs Tuesdays at 10/9c
  Top Tuesday's continues with an all new Top Shot. Watch the preview, Anatomy of a Shot: Crossbow Shootout and our weekly Weapons Rundown: 3.2" Bag Gun:
  *Anatomy of a Shot: Crossbow Shootout Both Red and Blue struggle to master the crossbow in this elimination challenge
  *Weapons Rundown: M&P .40: First introduced in 1885, this is a modernized version of the canons used during the civil war.
  Don't forget to vote for your Top Team each week on Top Shot. Each Tuesday voting open at 10pm ET and closes at 10:45pm ET. Your choice will be revealed LIVE at the end of each episode. Simply use #redteam or #blueteam in your tweets throughout the episode to show your support!
  Also, join in the conversation LIVE on twitter as Colby Donaldson tweets with fans during each week's new episode!
  Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy - Airs Wednesdays at 9/8c Catch a preview for next Wednesday's all new Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy and then check out a fun short form video Larry in Danger
  * Larry in Danger: Find out why Larry the Cable Guy might be looking for hazard pay on his series.
  Stay on top of all of your favorite shows and catch full episodes online at http://www.history.com .
   

• Lifetime LIFETIME'S DANCE MOMS: MIAMI TO TURN UP THE HEAT ON APRIL 3
  All-New Dance Instructors, Talented Students and Passionate Mothers at Top Miami Dance School Tango Their Way onto the Dance Floor Immediately Following Explosive Spring Finale of DANCE MOMS
  LOS ANGELES, CA (March 5, 2012) - Just when you thought Lifetime's hit docu-series Dance Moms couldn't get more fiery or passionate, the franchise heads south to the hot and sultry beaches of Florida with the premiere of Dance Moms: Miami on Tuesday, April 3, 2012, at 10:30 pm ET/PT -- immediately following the 90-minute spring finale of the network's flagship dance competition docusoap, Dance Moms. Beginning Tuesday, April 10, Dance Moms: Miami will air in its regular time period of 9:00 PM ET/PT.
  Dance Moms: Miami will go behind-the-scenes at Miami-based Stars Dance Studio, where the school's owners and renowned contemporary dance instructors Victor Smalley and Angel Armas teach, train and choreograph a diverse group of talented girl and boy dancers as they strive to become the best in the sport of competitive dance and tomorrow's stars. Born and raised in Miami, Victor has become well known throughout the dance world for his cutting-edge choreography, with his first big break as a finalist on season six of the hit show, So You Think You Can Dance. Angel was born in Sagua La Grande, Villa Clara, Cuba. At the age of 12 his passion for dance ignited when he began taking lessons in ballroom dance and now his choreography is in high demand by local TV shows, concerts, and artists.
  While Victor and Angel fiercely dedicate their lives to their craft, they expect the same from both their young and impressionable students and their equally passionate mothers. What envelops the series' unique cast, the students' style of performance and their unwavering pursuit of dance titles are the intense drama and often conflicting goals and aspirations among teachers, students and parents. All under the watchful eye of Victor's mother and Stars Dance Studio manager, Mayra Smalley, the team strives to uphold their motto of "Turning Kids into Dancers and Dancers into Stars," often sparking fires between the intensely competitive mothers.
  
  

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE "DATELINE NBC" "SU2128" 04/01/2012 (07:00PM - 08:00PM) (Sunday):
  Coming up on Dateline Sunday, April 1 at 7p/6c
  When a young girl kills herself, her friends and neighbors are understandably saddened and stunned. But when details of her final hours come to light, a prosecutor decides to file criminal charges against some of the girl's classmates. Was Phoebe Prince bullied to death? An exclusive interview with one of the accused bullies. Kate Snow reports.
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE"
  "WALKING PAPERS, PARTS 1 AND 2"
  04/01/2012 (08:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : IN A SPECIAL THREE-HOUR EPISODE, THE CELEBRITIES DOUBLE UP WITH TWO TASKS – TO DESIGN, CREATE AND SELL A LIMITED EDITION "MY NEW YORK" CELEBRITY GUIDEBOOK; AND TO CREATE AN INTERACTIVE LIVE HEALTH SEGMENT AND DESIGN THE PACKAGING FOR A "WALK WITH WALGREENS" WALKING KIT
  In a special three-hour episode, the teams take on two tasks, and two Celebrities are fired. It all begins when Mr. Trump tasks the teams with creating and selling a Celebrity guidebook on New York City. With a big bonus on the line, special guest Regis Philbin judges the teams’ books. Despite the added incentive, one Project Manager neglects the quality of their book, while the other team struggles just to get theirs completed in time. An explosive boardroom leads to another Celebrity being fired. The evening continues, as the teams create an interactive health segment for Walgreens. Before the Celebrities can even begin their task, Mr. Trump switches up the teams. One Project Manager struggles to maintain control of an insubordinate teammate, while the other team tries to complete the task with a Celebrity missing. Before anyone is even fired, Mr. Trump witnesses one of the season’s biggest Boardroom battles, resulting in one Celebrity going AWOL.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE"
  "LIVE PERFORMANCE, WEEK 1"
  04/02/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : LET THE LIVE SHOWS BEGIN – In this live performance phase of the competition, the top vocalists from two teams will compete against each other during a live broadcast in front of coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER 13"
  "EPISODE 14"
  04/03/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA, CELEBRITY STYLIST KEN PAVES AND FASHION EXPERT JEANNIE MAI GUEST STAR IN THE BIGGEST MAKEOVER EPISODE YET -- The eagerly-anticipated makeover episode is here, and this season, it’s bigger than ever! After the six remaining players compete in a challenge by shattering glass pane images of their former selves from week one on the ranch, the makeover fun begins. Fashion expert Jeannie Mai helps each contestant find stylish new clothes to flatter their slimmer selves, but first she shares a very big surprise -- a special video message from First Lady Michelle Obama inviting the players to come to the White House! Thrilled at the chance to go to the White House to meet with the First Lady, a longtime advocate for health and fitness, especially for our nation’s children, the contestants have fun choosing their makeover outfits with Mai. Then they’re off to the salon of celebrity stylist Ken Paves, who crafts stylish new looks for the players before they head to Washington, D.C. There, at the White House, family members are waiting to surprise them and see their amazing transformations in heartwarming, emotional reunions before they meet the First Lady.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE"
  "LIVE RESULTS, 4 GO HOME"
  04/03/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : LIVE RESULTS - America will vote to save artists on each team, leaving coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton to decide during the live results show who they will save and who will not move on. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts and Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" 04/03/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) :  HIGH-END APPEAL/MASS MARKET APPEAL (TV-PG) THE DESIGNERS PRODUCE ONE HIGH FASHION PIECE AND ONE MASS-MARKET GARMENT -- The remaining designers are tasked to create one high-end garment and one mass-market piece. Meanwhile, the designers experience highs and lows at the fashion show. One designer faces a first week without a bid from the retailers while another finally makes their way to the forefront. The designers that do not get bids from the retailers and fail to impress celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos will find themselves facing elimination. The winning garments will be available online immediately and in stores the following day. Elle Macpherson hosts and executive produces the series.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "EPISODE 2"
  04/04/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sends a fearless band of senior citizens to the streets to pull shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation in this outrageously funny "hidden camera" show. Seven-time Emmy Award winner Betty White stars and executive produces the series, which delivers cleverly-crafted comedic stunts, candid moments and priceless reactions captured by hidden cameras. Sassy seniors target unsuspecting young "marks" with their irreverent behavior, from pouring a late spouse’s ashes on a favorite park bench or writing up tickets for absurd, made-up violations, to asking strangers to watch a runaway motorized scooter or pretending to see a dead person who appears all too real. The inimitable and charming Betty White stars in brazenly funny sketches, providing saucy commentary between the pranks and sharing her engaging, comical pearls of wisdom.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "040412"
  04/04/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : TBA
   

• NBC "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "EDIE FALCO"
  04/06/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : EMMY AWARD WINNER EDIE FALCO ("NURSE JACKIE") IS ON MISSION TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH BEHIND HER MOTHER’S FAMILY HISTORY – Edie Falco knows a lot about her father’s side but not much on her mother’s. Armed with little information, her journey starts in New York where she learns details of her family’s origins. New found clues on her great grandfather lead her to Milwaukee where she investigates the curious life of his father. As her journey continues in the England, she learns of the tragic events surrounding the life of her great great great grandmother.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2129"
  04/06/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) :  TBA
   

• NBC "ESCAPE ROUTES" "EPISODE 2"
  04/07/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : NEXT STOP, NEW YORK – Six teams of two participate in a unique road trip competition series with real world challenges. In this urban challenge, teams will find a series of iconic New York scenes where they must have their picture taken. The team who gets all their photos in the fastest time will win the challenge. Rossi Morreale hosts.
   

• PBS To celebrate National Poetry Month, PBS KIDS' Martha Speaks and Arthur have partnered with the Poetry Foundation on a special week of reading, writing, and poetry episodes April 2-6, 2012 featuring former United States Poet Laureate Billy Collins and Inaugural Children's Poet Laureate Jack Prelutsky. Kids also are invited to create and publish their own poetry online with an all-new game, Martha's Rhyme Time at http://pbskids.org/martha/ and Fern's Poetry Club at http://pbskids.org/arthur/  .
  Clips- Billy Collins Speaks Billy Collins helps TD write a poem
  Martha Speaks and Arthur Celebrate National Poetry Month with a Week of Reading, Writing, and Poetry, April 2-6 on PBS KIDS (check local listings)
  
  

• Syfy We're happy to share with you all new clips from Ghost Hunters International, airing next Wednesday along with extended clips from Eureka premiering Monday, April 16th and Total Blackout premiering Wednesday, April 25th on Syfy!
  In Ghost Hunters International, the team investigates and old warehouse where a man's face is often seen appearing from the window of the second
  floor. Catch the sneak peek for the Season Finale of Ghost Hunters International and watch as Joe and Paul are startled by a loud noise they hear from the main floor.
  and finally, here's the hilarious extended clip from Syfy's new competition show, Total Blackout, where real people face extreme challenges in complete darkness. Watch Sam Huntington from Syfy's Being Human and Terry Morrow from the Knoxville News Sentinel experience Total Blackout. Tune in for the series premiere Wednesday, April 25th at 10/9c on Syfy!
  Ghost Hunters International - Season Finale Airs Wednesday, April 4th @ 9/8c
  "Hell's Gate: Canada"- Sneak Peek
  Tune in to the season finale of Ghost Hunters International next Wednesday, April 4th, the season premiere of Eureka on Monday, April 16th and the series premiere of Total Blackout on Wednesday, April 25th on Syfy!
   

• TLC Primetime Highlights: Week of April 2nd (as of March 13th)
  Of note this week: Season premiere
  TODDLERS & TIARAS SEASON 5- Wednesday, April 4th
   

• TLC Honey Boo Boo, Makenzie, Mia or Brenna? Who do you think is the Most Memorable Pageant Queen? Relive the most epic moments from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras and vote for your favorite toddler moments. We'll announce the winning clip after the premiere on April 4 @ 10/9c.
  To vote visit: Link
  The nominated videos include:
  HONEY BOO BOO
  A dollar makes us all holler with the famous Alana aka "Honey Boo Boo." Video
  LIVING DOLL
  Pageants are hard work for Brenna. It's no wonder she's tired after a long day of winning crowns, cash, and titles. Video
  MAKENZIE AND HER NI-NI
  The most famous of them all -- Makenzie -- and her Ni-Ni. VIdeo
  SHIRLEY TEMPLE CHEST BUMP
  The now famous Shirley Temple Chest Bump. Video
  TODDLERS & TIARAS returns to TLC on Wednesday, April 4 at 10/9c
   

• TLC Sunday, April 1st 9:00 PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #3 - LOSING IT
  When Theresa decides to get in shape and enlist the help of her son at the gym, spirit interferes with their workout. Also, a woman hears from her husband who passed and Theresa has an emotional breakdown during the reading.
  TLC is giving you a chance to win a private reading with the famous Long Island mom turned real life medium directly following all-new episodes of LONG ISLAND MEDIUM airing Sunday nights at 9/8c. This grand prize includes a private reading with the famous Theresa Caputo, airfare and two-night accommodations for two. And, we’ll select a winner every week for a special Long Island Medium swag bag. Share the contest for extra chances to win! The winner will be announced May 6. To Enter
  During a group read in this Sunday’s all-new episode, Theresa takes her channeling to an all-new level when she finds herself face to face with the spirit of a 7 month-old baby who recently passed away from a tragic accident. His mom breaks down and can’t believe he is here to offer closure.
  SNEAK PEEK Channeling a 7 Month-Old
   

• TLC Sunday, April 1st 9:30PM ET/PT
  LONG ISLAND MEDIUM (SEASON 2) #4 - POOR PETEY
  For Theresa, talking to spirit is easier than communicating with canines. So when her dog Petey is not acting himself, she brings him to the vet and the visit evolves into more than just a checkup. And, Theresa reads a couple hoping to hear from their son.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 1st 10:00 PM ET/PT
  LEAVE IT TO NIECY #3 - ADDICTED TO LOVE
  Niecy's twelve-year old daughter Dia is obsessed with boys so Niecy decides the best remedy is to find Dia a new hobby. Meanwhile Niecy wants to celebrate her six-month wedding anniversary.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 1st 10:30 PM ET/PT
  LEAVE IT TO NIECY (SEASON 1) #4 - ARE WE THERE YET?
  Feeling like her family is suffering from an addiction to cell phones and computers, Niecy decides to ban technology and take the family on a vacation up in the mountains.
   Nash is back with all-new episodes of TLC's LEAVE IT TO NIECY premiering this Sunday, April 1 at 10/9c. LEAVE IT TO NIECY stars Niecy Nash, the famous actress and comedienne from Reno 911 and Dancing with the Stars, and follows her one-of-a-kind family as they balance work, life and love. These all-new, back-to-back episodes follow this modern blended family suffering from an addiction to cell phones and computers. Her kids barely even talk to people face-to-face anymore. Determined to correct the problem, Niecy decides to impose a temporary ban on technology and take the family on a vacation up in the mountains. The kids hate the idea of a tech ban and immediately display symptoms of withdrawal. Between the long car trip up the mountain, a cabin in the snow, and zip lining through the wilderness, can Niecy get the family to forget about texting and focus on fun? Video 
  
  

• TLC Monday, April 2nd 8:00 PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: ABROAD #500- DOMINOS
  Having worked his way up through pizza giant Domino's Pizza Enterprises, Don Meij, goes back to the front-lines, making and serving pizzas, to find out what's happing within his stores. Will the results surprise him?
   

• TLC Monday, April 2nd 9:00 PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: CANADA #1- EPISODE 1
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Monday, April 2nd 10:00 PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: CANADA #6- EPISODE 6
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Tuesday, April 3rd 10:00 PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #5 - FOUR LITTLE EMBRYOS
  The journey to become parents has brought Bill and Jen back to California for another procedure to transfer embryos to their surrogate, Cindy. Although they are still reeling from Cindy's miscarriage, the couple is remaining positive about this round.
   

• TLC Tuesday, April 3rd 10:30 PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #6 - EPISODE 6
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• TLC Wednesday, April 4th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  TODDLERS & TIARAS (SEASON 5) #5 - BEAUTIFUL ME DISCO PAGEANT
  Three-year old Destiny's mom has pushed her credit cards to the limit to pay for her daughter's hobby. Three year-old Camari needs to bring her best to outshine two-year old Sami-Jo. But the real competition isn't between these two, it's their moms.
   

• TLC Friday, April 6th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA (SEASON 3) #18 - MEANT TO BE
  One untraditional bride is looking for the perfect "out-of-the-box" dress for when she meets her husband for the first time... AT THE WEDDING. Meanwhile, a former pageant queen is 70 dresses into the search for her dream dress
   

• TLC Friday, April 6th 9:30 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA- LORI'S 10 COMMANDMENTS
  Lori and Monte host this special episode of Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, counting down Lori's top 10 commandments for finding the perfect wedding gown.
   

• TLC Friday, April 6th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING (SEASON 2) #3 - EPISODE 3
  No episode description available at this time.
   

• USA Network MONDAY, APRIL 2 WWE 2012 HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY - 8/7C
  Wrestling legends become immortal in the prestigious WWE Hall of Fame. This year the WWE will induct Mil Mascaras, Edge, The Four Horsemen, Mike Tyson, and Ron Simmons aka "Faarooq."
   

• HIGHLIGHTS OF VME’S PRIMETIME PROGRAMMING APRIL 2 – April 6
  Monday, April 2 at 9:00 p.m. (et/pt) Estelares Vme opens with part 1 of Karol II. This highly-acclaimed feature biography tells the intimate story of the first man to rise above the Iron Curtain to become pope. Despite an assassination attempt that tried to silence him, John Paul II helped topple communism, uplift a downtrodden Mexico, aid the destitute and sick in Calcutta and attend to AIDS patients in Africa. He fought to the very end against war, violence and poverty. Throughout his life, his actions mirrored his words, “There is nothing more sacred or precious than a single life!” The beautiful musical score is by legendary film composer Ennio Morricone. Estelares Vme runs on four consecutive nights Monday –Thursday at 9:00 pm (ET/PT).
   

• VME Tuesday, April 3 at 8:00 p.m. (et/pt) Comisario Rex (Commissioner Rex). Join caper-solving canine, Rex, and his dedicated team of law enforcement officers and trainers. Together they outsmart the shrewdest criminals and crack the toughest cases, proving that the bond between man and his best friend is capable of incredible strategy and unbeatable teamwork. This series, aired in 100 countries and dubbed in over 10 languages, has won loyal fans across the world.
   

• VME Thursday, April 5 at 7:00 p.m. (et/pt) Nota Musical. For fans who can’t get enough celebrity and music news, Nota Musical is their forum for what everyone’s talking about in the Latin music world. Hosted by Ceceliz, with reporting by OZ, Nota Musical’s weekly, 30-minute show and daily segments bring music aficionados the latest on what’s happening with their favorite musicians. With thousands of fans across Twitter and Facebook, Nota Musical gives viewers the chance to attend concerts and meet stars!

RERUNS

• ABC PETE ROSE OFFERS AN IMPROMPTU LESSON, ON ABC’S BALL BOYS (4/7)
  THE BOYS COME FACE TO FACE WITH MICKEY MANTLE'S TRIPLE CROWN ON ABC'S SPORTS-ORIENTED REALITY SERIES, "BALL BOYS," SATURDAY, APRIL 7
  "Stadium Dirt" - The boys come face to face with Mickey Mantle's Triple Crown and the first-ever Heisman trophy. Also, Sweet Lou tries to impress Senior by getting down and dirty with a questionable transaction, while Junior has a close encounter with one of the worst basketball teams in history, on "Ball Boys," SATURDAY, APRIL 7 (3:00-3:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. The episode is followed by a repeat of "Lord of the Ring" (OAD: 3/24/12) from 3:30-4:00 p.m., ET.
  Note: This episode was originally paired with "Place Your Bats," which now moves to April 14.
   

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (4/1; EPISODE CHANGE)
  MOM CHEERS FOR WRONG DAUGHTER, AND A MONTAGE OF NAUGHTY CATS, ON ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2203" - Highlights include a mom cheering for the wrong girl during her daughter's swim meet, a man wrestling a giant fish with his bare hands, a music montage featuring naughty cats, and Tom playing another fun game of Head, Gut or Groin?, on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, APRIL 1 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD 10/16/11). Tom Bergeron is the host.
  Note: This episode replaces "2218."
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Concert
  FRANKIE MAKES IT HER MISSION TO GET AN UBER-EXCITED SUE TICKETS TO A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT, AND MIKE COACHES BRICK FOR THE ANNUAL SCHOOL SPELLING BEE, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "The Concert" - Frankie pulls out all of the stops in an effort to get an over-excited Sue tickets to a Justin Bieber concert, Mike is thrilled over Brick's enthusiasm to win the school's spelling bee and coaches him for the event, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a road sign's 15-mile-per-hour speed limit - on foot -- on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/15/12)
  Guest starring are Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, John Gammon as Darrin, Jill Basey as Ms. Tibbits, Brandon Scott as Cory, Brooke Baumer as Margaret, Bryce Hurless as Dale, Elle Labadie as Heather, Nick Bush as employee, Dawn Joyal as mother, Alex S. Alexander as woman, Mary Elizabeth Barrett as signing mom, Abby Walla as signing daughter and Maddie Levy as young Frankie.
  "The Concert" was written by Roy Brown and directed by Phil Traill.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Fire with Fire
  LISA JOINS THE KKK (KIMANTHA, KENZIE AND KAITLYN), AND JILL INVESTIGATES LIFE WITHOUT NOAH, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  Wilmer Valderrama and Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Guest Star
  "Fire with Fire" - When Jill turns to the newly single Dallas for inspiration and support, her marriage to Noah goes on the rocks. Meanwhile Dallas begins spending a lot of time with her hot younger boyfriend, Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama), which causes tension with George, and Dalia befriends Lisa to get back at Tessa for dating Scott Strauss -- so Tessa decides to take action and recruits Kimantha to make Dalia jealous -- on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/22/12)
  "Fire with Fire" guest stars Maestro Harrell as Malik, Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner, Wilmer Valderrama as Yoni, Kara Pacitto as Kenzie, Katelyn Pacitto as Kaitlyn, Abbie Cobb as Kimantha, Edward Padilla as Javier, Sam Lerner as Evan, Joshua Erenberg as A.J., Barry Livingston as Dr. C.B. Carlisle, Evie Peck as Mrs. O'Brien, Michael Sorrentino as DJ and Fernando Rivera as Cashier.
  "Fire with Fire" was written by Emily Kapnek and directed by Alex Hardcastle.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Little Bo Bleep
  FAUX PAS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT AMOUNGST FAMILY MEMBERS YOUNG AND OLD, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  "Little Bo Bleep" - The family helps Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? Lily is going to be a precious flower girl for the first time, but the problem is she's just discovered her first expletive and Mitch and Cam don't know how best to deal with this new parenting test. And Jay is very concerned with Stella's recent strange behavior and puts the blame on Gloria, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/18/12)
  Guest cast for "Little Bo Bleep" includes David Cross as Duane Cross, Johnny Ray Meeks as Man and Carol Abney as Woman.
  "Little Bo Bleep" was written by Cindy Chupack and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• ABC MISSING: Ice Queen
  BECCA'S BEST FRIEND'S SUDDEN ARRIVAL IN EUROPE COMPLICATES MATTERS AS SHE CONTINUES TO LOOK FOR MICHAEL, ON ABC'S "MISSING"
  Aunjanue Ellis Guest Stars
  "Ice Queen" -- With Becca still on the hunt to find Michael, her best friend, Mary (guest star Aunjanue Ellis, "The Help"), complicates matters with her surprise arrival in Europe. Meanwhile, Michael struggles to uncover answers behind his kidnapping, on "Missing," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Location setting for this episode is Portofino, Italy. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/29/12)
  Guest Cast: Aunjanue Ellis as Mary Dresden, Karel Roden as Azimoff, Laura Donnelly as Violet Heath and Victoria Smurfit as Sloane.
  "Ice Queen" was written by Paul Redford and directed by Stephen Shill.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 205
  INNOVATIVE ENTREPRENEURS INCLUDE A SISTER DUO WHO HAVE THEIR OWN SHARK-LIKE TENDENCIES AND A CHEF WITH SEAFOOD PRODUCTS DESIGNED TO WHET THE SHARKS' APPETITES, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 205" -- The Sharks are stunned to discover the shark-like exploits of a sweet-faced sister duo with a children's dance company.A chef from Tennessee hopes to whet the Sharks' appetites with his delectable seafood products. A winemaker from Oregon believes he has a game-changing new product that will revolutionize the wine industry. Also, an entrepreneur with a line of men's accessories has his hopes set on partnering with Daymond John - but his big mouth infuriates this Shark and could jeopardize the entire deal -- on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, APRIL 6 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD 3/20/11)
  The Sharks in "Episode 205" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC SPECIAL PRESENTATION: The Ten Commandments
  CHARLTON HESTON PORTRAYS MOSES IN THE DRAMATIC BIBLICAL EPIC, "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS," SATURDAY, APRIL 7 ON ABC
  Cecil B. DeMille's massive film spectacle, "The Ten Commandments," one of the most popular box-office movies of all time, will air as an "ABC Special Presentation," SATURDAY, APRIL 7 (7:00-11:44 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/26/89)
  Starring Charlton Heston as Moses, this dramatic Biblical epic is presented with an all-star cast, including Yul Brynner as Pharaoh, Anne Baxter as Queen Nefretiri, Edward G. Robinson as the overseer of the slaves and Yvonne DeCarlo as Moses' wife.
  The film traces the story of Moses, from the time his mother set him afloat on the Nile, through his years as a young commander in Pharaoh's army to his betrayal and exile and, finally, his deliverance of the Israelites and the receiving of God's Commandments.
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE’S RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR NEW UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR STARTS OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, MONDAY, APRIL 2
  Jennifer Coolidge Guest Stars As Sophie, The New Neighbor
  “And The Upstairs Neighbor” – Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor who moves in after the old tenant dies, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, at a special time, Monday, April 2 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Coolidge guest stars as Sophie, the upstairs neighbor. (Originally broadcast 1/16/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer Michael Patrick King
  DIRECTED BY: Thomas Kail
   

• CBS ZOEY TRIES TO COERCE WALDEN INTO CUTTING HIS HAIR AND SHAVING, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, MONDAY, APRIL 2
  “A Possum on Chemo” – Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, at a special time, Monday, April 2 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/16/12.)
  STORY BY: Susan Beavers and Susan McMartin
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Jim Patterson
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS ON CHRISTMAS EVE, THE NCIS TEAM MUST TRACK DOWN AND PROTECT A VERY PREGNANT MARINE AND HER UNBORN BABY FROM UNKNOWN ASSAILANTS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled episode.
  Larry Miller (“Boston Legal,” “10 Things I Hate About You”) Guest Stars as Ed Slater, Jimmy’s Future Father-in-Law
  “Newborn King” – When a Navy captain is killed in a hotel room, NCIS must track down and protect his very pregnant companion from unknown assailants. Meanwhile, Jimmy has problems of his own when he brings his future father-in-law to work, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, April 3 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Larry Miller (“Boston Legal,” “10 Things I Hate About You”) guest stars as Ed Slater, Jimmy’s future father-in-law. (Originally broadcast 12/13/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Christopher J. Waild
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
  GENRE: DRAMA, CRIME, MYSTERY
  RATING: To Be Announced
   

• CBS THE LAPD REQUESTS ASSISTANCE FROM NCIS WHEN A CASE CONNECTS A MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL AND A WANTED TERRORIST, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  "Sacrifice” — The LAPD calls upon the NCIS team when a raid links a Mexican drug cartel to a wanted terrorist. Meanwhile, Sam’s most prized possession is stolen, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, April 3 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/18/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Joseph C. Wilson
  DIRECTED BY: John P. Kousakis
   

• CBS CARRIE RACES TO ENSURE THAT A MURDER VICTIM DIDN’T DIE IN VAIN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “UNFORGETTABLE,” TUESDAY, APRIL 3 ON CBS
  "Lost Things" — Carrie and Al investigate the death of a public defender, only to discover that the killer has a larger plan which may lead to a second murder, on a rebroadcast of UNFORGETTABLE, Tuesday, April 3 (10:00-11:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/8/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Jan Nash
  DIRECTED BY: John Showalter
   

• CBS BARNEY AND TED REMINISCE ABOUT TED'S OLD FRIEND'S WEDDING, INCLUDING MARSHALL'S IMPROMPTU TOAST, ON A REBROADCAST OF "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, APRIL 7
  "The Best Man" — While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, on a special night, Saturday, April 7 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 9/19/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS MIKE AND CARL'S "BROMANCE" IS IN JEOPARDY AFTER THEY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WORKING TOGETHER, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," AT A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, APRIL 7
  "Mike's Feet" — Mike and Carl get on each other's nerves after working too many double-shifts together during a snowstorm, on MIKE & MOLLY, at a special night and time, Saturday, April 7 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/28/11.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Mark Gross and Al Higgins
  DIRECTED BY: James Burrows
   

• CBS AFTER A SERIES OF TORNADOES HIT KANSAS, THE BAU SEARCHES WICHITA WHEN BODIES TURN UP IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE STORMS, AND JJ FACES PRESSURE ON BOTH THE WORK AND HOME FRONTS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, APRIL 7
  Editor’s note: The air date for this episode has been changed.
  Josh Stewart (“Third Watch,” “No Ordinary Family”) Returns as Detective William LaMontagne Jr., JJ”s Longtime Boyfriend
  “There’s No Place Like Home – When a series of tornadoes hits Kansas, the BAU is called in to investigate bodies of young boys that turn up in the aftermath of the storms. Also, work pressures cause tension on JJ’s home front, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, on a special night, Saturday, April 7 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Josh Stewart (“Third Watch,” “No Ordinary Family”) returns as Detective William LaMontagne, Jr., JJ’s longtime boyfriend. (Originally broadcast 11/9/11.)
  WRITTEN BY: Virgil Williams
  DIRECTED BY: Rob Spera
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 2
  “HART OF DIXIE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Tributes & Triangles” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV) Re-run
  GEORGE TUCKER IS NAMED BLUEBELL’S MAN OF THE YEAR — Much to Brick’s (Tim Matheson) disappointment, George (Scott Porter) is named Bluebell’s Man of the Year. As the town’s mayor, Lavon (Cress Williams) is expected to host a cocktail party in George’s honor, but for obvious reasons this is a difficult situation for Lavon given his history with Lemon (Jaime King). Fortunately for Lavon, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) agrees to step in and help him with the party, but things take a turn for the disastrous when Zoe has to improvise a speech at the gathering. Meanwhile, Magnolia (Claudia Lee) begs Wade (Wilson Bethel) to write a song and perform it with her at the party. Joe Lazarov directed the episode written by Michelle Paradise (#116).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  “RINGER” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) Re-run
  “If You’re Just An Evil Bitch Then Get Over It” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES — Still posing as Siobhan (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Bridget admits to Agent Machado (Nestor Carbonell) that someone tried to kill her months earlier and she thought it was Andrew (Ioan Gruffudd). Bridget goes to Henry’s (Kristoffer Polaha) apartment, where Siobhan overhears Bridget accuse Henry of Tyler’s (guest star Justin Bruening) murder. Meanwhile, Catherine (guest star Andrea Roth) goes to desperate extremes to bring Andrew closer to her. Roger Kumble directed the episode written by Cathryn Humphris (#119).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Dangerous Liaisons” (TV-14, LSV) (HDTV) Re-run
  SOME ENCHANTED EVENING — Elena (Nina Dobrev) is surprised to receive an invitation to a formal ball, and when Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) hear the party is being hosted at Klaus’s newly renovated mansion, they both insist on attending the event with her. Caroline (Candice Accola) and Matt (Zach Roerig) also receive invitations to the ball from unexpected admirers. At the elegant party, Elena learns of a horrifying plan that could lead to numerous deaths and she must decide who she can trust wither her new information. Caroline discovers a side of Klaus (Joseph Morgan) no one would have suspected. Finally, after an evening of violence and dashed hopes, Damon finds a new way to cope. Chris Grismer directed the episode written by Caroline Dries (#314).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 5
  “THE SECRET CIRCLE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Valentine” (TV-14, LSV) (HDTV) Re-run
  VALENTINE’S DAY IN CHANCE HARBOR BRINGS SLUMBER PARTIES, SURPRISE HOOKUPS AND VENGEFUL WITCHES — In honor of the holiday, Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) and Melissa (Jessica Parker Kennedy) throw a girls only anti-Valentine’s Day slumber party for themselves and fellow witches Diana (Shelley Hennig) and Cassie (Britt Robertson). But the night gets wilder than expected when Melissa offers Diana some mood altering “Devil’s Spirit” and the first person Diana loosens up around is Lee (guest star Grey Damon), who crashes the party to help Faye achieve her own power. Meanwhile, Cassie is forced to turn to Adam (Thomas Dekker) and Jake (Chris Zylka) after she becomes haunted by the spirits of some vengeful witches. Dave Barrett directed the episode written by Roger Grant (#114).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 6
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Rogue” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV) Re-run
  PERCY THREATENS TO KILL NIKITA’S MENTOR — Percy (Xander Berkeley) continues his plan to take back Division by threatening to kill Nikita’s (Maggie Q) mentor Carla (guest star Erica Gimpel, “Fame”), the woman who took Nikita off the streets when she was a junkie. Determined to get to Carla before Percy, Nikita uses Madeline (guest star Alberta Watson) to send her a message. Percy intercepts the message and it’s a race to see who can get to Carla first. Meanwhile, Amanda (Melinda Clarke) tells Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) it’s time for her to take back Zetrov and reveal to the world that Alexandra Udinov is alive. Shane West and Aaron Stanford also star. Brad Turner directed the episode written by Carlos Coto (#214).
   

• The CW “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Shut Up, Dr. Phil” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV) Re-run
  “BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER” ALUMS CHARISMA CARPENTER AND JAMES MARSTERS GUEST STAR — Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) meet Maggie Stark (guest star Charisma Carpenter), a witch who has unleashed her wrath on a small town, resulting in numerous deaths. Sam and Dean track down her husband, Donald (guest star James Marsters), to see if he can help. Donald tells the brothers that Maggie is mad at him for having an affair and is taking it out on the townspeople. Phil Sgriccia directed the episode written by Brad Buckner & Eugenie Ross-Leming (#705).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 1
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 KRUSTY MAKES A COMEDY COMEBACK ON "THE SIMPSONS" SUNDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  Joan Rivers Makes Guest Voice Appearance
  Krusty the Clown is stuck in a rut when the television network pulls his show from the air and his talent agency drops him as a client. But when THE SIMPSONS introduce him to seasoned agent Annie (guest voice Rivers), they are surprised to learn that Annie was Krusty's very first agent. Despite their rocky relationship, Annie re-signs Krusty and crafts his career comeback. But when Krusty’s retro comedy show reboot is deemed a critical success, Krusty must decide to stay with his agent or side with the network executives in the "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 1 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2302) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Joan Rivers as Annie
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 1
  --“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER BECOMES AMERICA’S NEWEST TALKING HEAD AND POLITICAL INFLUENCER ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  Rock Musician Ted Nugent Makes Guest Voice Appearance
  Homer lands his own political talk show after a video featuring his impassioned rant on poor treatment at the airport goes viral. As his talk show quickly gains popularity nationwide, Homer becomes the spokesperson for the Gravy Movement and the voice of America’s newest political party. But when ill-informed Homer is asked to select the next Republican nominee and officially endorses right-wing rock star Ted Nugent (guest voicing as himself), Marge and Lisa worry that Homer’s opinion and influence might be more powerful than he realizes in the “Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2303) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Ted Nugent as himself
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 3
  RAISING HOPE AIRS AT A SPECIAL TIME TV-14; D, L -
  IT’S A WHACKY FAMILY REUNION ON AN ENCORE OF “RAISING HOPE” TUESDAY, APRIL 3, ON FOX - AIRING AT A SPECIAL TIME
  Lee Majors and Shirley Jones make Special Guest Appearances
  Jimmy, Virginia, Burt, Sabrina, Maw Maw and Hope borrow a house to impress Burt’s wealthy parents (guest stars Lee Majors and Shirley Jones) who have decided at the last minute to visit their son. Things get interesting when the real homeowners return early, and Burt’s folks get a taste of what life is really like for Burt and Virginia
  Guest Cast: Lee Majors as Burt’s Dad; Shirley Jones as Burt’s Mom
  HOP-207 CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  [VIEWER'S NOTE: TEENAGE DAUGHTER will return with all-new episodes this summer]
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 7
  COPS TV-PG; D, L, V -
  “Chases & Stings Special Edition” - 8:30/7:30c (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)
  POWDER, PURSUITS AND PIMPS ON “COPS” SATURDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX - AIRING ON A SPECIAL DAY AND TIME
  A Corpus Christi, TX, police officer backs up another unit following a car that just left a known drug house. Then, an undercover officer of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department posing as a John captures two pimps and a prostitute. Last, a deputy of the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office in Tampa, FL, chases down a vehicle that flew by a traffic stop, made an illegal U-Turn and peeled out
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 7
  BONES - AIRS ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME
  TV-14; D, L, S, V - A storm c
  “The Twist in the Twister” - 9/8c (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
  A STORM CHASER GETS CAUGHT IN A DEADLY TWISTER ON “BONES” SATURDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX - AIRING ON A SPECIAL DAY AND TIME
  Billy F. Gibbons (“ZZ Top”) Guest-Stars
  The team discovers the remains of a so-called “storm chaser” who seems to have died while following a tornado. But footage recorded during the storm ultimately leads them to believe he was murdered. Meanwhile, Booth becomes increasingly overprotective of Brennan both at home and in the field, and sleep-deprived Angela and Hodgins come to terms with having Angela’s father and rock musician (guest star Gibbons) babysit their infant son
  Guest Cast: Billy F. Gibbons as Billy F. Gibbons; Joel David Moore as Colin Fisher; Samantha Quan as Misty Clemmons; Samantha Shelton as Antonia “Toni” Lawrence; Jon Curry as Kevin Braley; Charlie Weber as Nolan; Joshua Dov as Wes Ott; Emily Wilson as Emma; Cynthia Sophiea as Mrs. Allen; Kylie Sparks as Jill; Theresa June-Tao as FBI Tech
  
  

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "POOL PARTY "
  04/05/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) : ROBERT’S LAST HURRAH—After Robert (two-time Emmy Award winner James Spader) decides to sell his mansion following his divorce, Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) suggests that he have a office pool party. Erin (Ellie Kemper) tries to make Andy (Ed Helms) jealous by flirting with Dwight (Rainn Wilson). Meanwhile, Robert gives everyone a tour of his massive home. John Krasinski, B.J. Novak, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Mindy Kaling, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson and Zach Woods also star.
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" "TBA"  (Rerun - next neew episode is 4/14)
  04/07/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "SPIRALING DOWN"
  04/07/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : WHEN A LEGENDARY FOOTBALL STAR (GUEST STAR TREAT WILLIAMS) IS ARRESTED ON PROSTITUTION CHARGES, ATTORNEY BAYARD ELLIS (GUEST STAR ANDRE BRAUGHER) CENTERS THE DEFENSE ON HIS CLIENT’S MENTAL STATE, CAUSING A MEDIA FIRESTORM. SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY JERRY RICE AND WARREN SAPP.
  A military colleague (guest star Dominic Fumusa) of Detective Amaro’s (Danny Pino) wife reports his 14-year-old daughter missing. The detectives find the girl (guest star Kay Panabaker) working as a prostitute under a possessive pimp (guest star Jon Michael Hill). They quickly set up a sting operation to entrap Johns on rape charges with a minor, and arrest aging pro quarterback Jake Stanton (guest star Williams.) Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and ADA Cabot (Stephanie March) seek to make an example out of the football legend, but the case is thrown into chaos with the return of defense attorney Bayard Ellis (guest star Braugher), who questions Stanton’s mental capacity after years of injuries on the field. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins). Beth Chamberlin and Laura Benanti also guest star.
   

• Soapnet “VERONICA MARS” BEGINS AIRING ON SOAPNET APRIL 7 AT 1PM
  Fans and New Viewers Can Catch All Three Seasons
  “Veronica Mars” will begin airing on SOAPnet, starting Saturday, April 7th, from 1PM - 4PM (ET/PT). The series will also air on Sundays from 10AM-1PM.
  “Veronica Mars” is a drama about a wealthy seaside community where the rich and powerful make the rules, own the town, and desperately try to keep their dirty little secrets just that…secret. Unfortunately for them, there’s Veronica Mars (Kristen Bell, “Gossip Girl,” “House of Lies”) a smart, fearless 17-year-old high school student looking after her father and helping with his struggling new private investigator business. By sneaking through back alleys and scoping out no-tell motels with a telescopic-lens camera and her math book, Veronica attempts to uncover the California beach town’s darkest secrets, including who killed her best friend, and created a scandal that cost her father his job, his home and his wife. What she finds may tear the town of Neptune apart at the seams. Also stars Enrico Colantoni (“Galaxy Quest,” TV’s “Just Shoot Me!”), Teddy Dunn (“The Manchurian Candidate”), Jason Dohring (“Moonlight”) and Francis Capra (“SLC Punk!”). Produced by Joel Silver and Rob Thomas.
  SOAPnet owns the world of character-driven soapy drama. The network features same-day episodes of popular daytime dramas “Days of our Lives,” “General Hospital” and “The Young and the Restless” as well as classic episodes of “All My Children” and “One Life to Live.” Plus favorite primetime series “Gilmore Girls,” “The O.C.,” “One Tree Hill” and “Beverly Hills 90210.” Wrapped in a 24-hour environment, SOAPnet is the one destination for stories focused on real emotions and revealing truths about intriguing yet flawed characters.
   

• TLC Sunday, April 1st 12 PM - 8PM ET/PT
  UNDERCOVER BOSS: US MARATHON
   

• TLC Saturday, April 7th 3PM - 11PM ET/PT
  UNDER COVER BOSS MARATHON
   

• TVLAND "The King of Queens" FOREVERTHON Tune in every night the week of April 2 at 9pm ET/PT!
  Starting Monday, April 2 at 9pm ET/PT, tune in to TV Land for a full week of the Heffernans with the "King of Queens" FOREVERTHON! Go through the ups and downs of Doug and Carrie's relationship, starting with flashback episodes uncovering how they first met, who was the first to say those three special words, and what transpired on their wedding day. Then fast forward to the present with run-ins with the in-laws, petty jealousies, romantic misadventures, baby drama and more. The FOREVERTHON culminates with the two-part series finale, and viewers can decide for themselves whether Doug and Carrie lived happily forever after in sitcom history.
  
  

• USA Network SUNDAY, APRIL 1 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Final Four" marathon - 5PM ET/PT
  Swish! All good things must come to an end. Was Elliott (Christopher Maloney) overworked and in need of a long vacation? Tune in to watch the final episodes featuring Christopher Maloney in this Stabler-centric SVU marathon, which will air from 5pm ET/PT to 11pm ET/PT.
  

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• Animal Planet Brings You the 'Decision 2012' Race That Won't Have You Rolling Your Eyes
  After a seemingly unending stream of caucuses, attack ads, negative sound bites, and what feels like one-too-many debates, we don’t think we’re the only ones experiencing a little election-year fatigue.
  Yet, there is still an important decision to be made in 2012. Animal Planet is asking the country to unite for Decision 2012 : electing America's favorite pet. Will the Dog, Cat or Independent Party pull away with the win?
  Thousands of Animal Planet fans have already submitted photos and videos of their pets, and we’re polling the nation on such pressing issues as “Which party would win CUTEST if the election were held today?” and “Which party do you trust to keep you out of debt?" (incidentally, it seems the nation is somewhat wary of the feline party's fiscal policy). Results are viewable on a state-by-state level…afterall, it's important to know where your neighbors stand. Map
  As much as we've tried to avoid it, some of the pet campaigns have turned negative  and launched attack ads. And, while the election is still anyone’s to win, some seem to be polling favorably - including Shelby the grape eating pig and “Cool Cat” Rupert . The deep disconnect between the Dog, Cat and Independent Parties continues to divide the nation, but it's hard to be cynical when presented with these candidates: Cute photo
  It's time to bark, meow, oink & neigh the vote!
   

• CBS "THE BIG BANG THEORY" REMAINS THURSDAY'S #1 PROGRAM IN ADULTS 18-49, ADULTS 25-54 AND ADULTS 18-34
  "Person of Interest" and "The Mentalist" Return with Time Period Wins in Viewers and Key Demos
  "Rules of Engagement" Up in Adults 18-49 from Last Original Broadcast
  CBS Wins Thursday in Viewers
  With CBS back in originals, THE BIG BANG THEORY remained Thursday's #1 program in adults 18-49 while PERSON OF INTEREST and THE MENTALIST swept their time periods, according to Nielsen preliminary live plus same day ratings for March 29.
  THE BIG BANG THEORY (8.3/14, 13.64m) was first in adults 25-54 (5.9/17), adults 18-49 (4.5/15) and adults 18-34 (3.2/12). THE BIG BANG THEORY is the night's #1 program in adults 25-54, adults 18-49 and adults 18-34.
   

• CBS "NCIS" IS TUESDAY'S #1 PROGRAM IN VIEWERS, ADULTS 18-49 AND ADULTS 25-54
  "NCIS: Los Angeles" Posts Week-to-Week Gains in Adults 18-49
  "Unforgettable" First at 10:00 PM in Viewers
  CBS Sweeps the Night in Viewers and Key Demos
  NCIS was Tuesday's #1 in viewers and key demographics leading CBS to a nightly win in key ratings measures, according to Nielsen preliminary live plus same day ratings for March 27.
  NCIS was first in households (11.3/18), viewers (18.24m), adults 25-54 (5.1/13) and adults 18-49 (3.4/10). Compared to last week, NCIS was up +4% in adults 25-54 (from 4.9/19) and even in adults 18-49.
  NCIS: LOS ANGELES was second in households (9.1/14), viewers (14.69m), adults 25-54 (4.2/10, -0.1 behind ABC) and adults 18-49 (2.9/08, -0.1 behind ABC). Compared to last week, NCIS: LOS ANGELES was up +2% in adults 25-54 (from 4.1/10) and +4% in adults 18-49 (from 2.8/08). NCIS: LOS ANGELES beat "New Girl" in households, viewers, adults 25-54 and adults 18-49 in the common half-hour.
   

• HBO's award winning series Game of Thrones is just about to premiere on April 1st, and Epicurious.com has put together the ultimate recipes to celebrate the return of all things GOT! Host a banquet fit for a king with Epicurious' recipes and entertaining tips that are sure to wow your guests.
  Check out the perfect medieval-inspired dishes to serve as Season 2 kicks off while you brace yourself for the next chaper of the fight for control of Westeros ensues between Starks, Lannisters, Targaryens, dragons, and direwolves...and whoever else pops up this time around! Link
   

• Lifetime KELLIE MARTIN TO GUEST STAR IN MULTIPLE EPISODES OF LIFETIME'S HIT DRAMA ARMY WIVES
  BEGINNING SUNDAY APRIL 1
  Kellie Martin (ER) will guest star as Nicole Galassini, a smart, no-nonsense expert in African geopolitics and a Captain in the Army's Intelligence Division, in multiple episodes of Lifetime's hit series Army Wives beginning Sunday, April 1. In the episode titled "Viral" which premieres Sunday, April 1 at 9:00PM ET, after David gets into a sports accident with a fellow classmate, news of his condition spreads and causes controversy. Trevor and Roxy mediate relationship issues between one of Trevor's soldiers and his wife. Claudia Joy's distaste for Jackie starts to come between her and Denise and the tribe gathers in support of Joan, Roland and David.
  Army Wives, Lifetime's most successful series in the network's history, returned for its sixth season with all-new episodes earlier this month. Army Wives follows the struggles, dreams and friendships of a diverse group of women - and one man - living with their spouses and families on an active army post. The series stars Kim Delaney, Sally Pressman, Brigid Brannagh, Brian McNamara, Sterling K. Brown, Wendy Davis, Drew Fuller, Terry Serpico, Kelli Williams and Catherine Bell.
   

• MADONNA TO BE INTERVIEWED BY JIMMY FALLON ABOUT NEW MDNA CD LIVE ON FACEBOOK SATURDAY, MARCH 24TH
  Material Girl Participates In First-Ever Live Facebook Chat Leading Up to Album Release
  Fans Can Watch And Engage With The Stars on Madonna's Facebook Page
  For Immediate Release - (New York, NY) - March 20, 2012 - Madonna will kick off the release of her highly anticipated album MDNA when she sits down for an exclusive interview with late night host Jimmy Fallon who will conduct a live stream chat on the star's Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/Madonna Saturday, March 24th at 6pm EST.
  News of the interview was officially confirmed last night by Jimmy Fallon on his show.
  The interview will take place before a live audience. Madonna has also been sharing sneak peaks and behind-the-scenes snippets of rehearsals for her upcoming tour on her Facebook page.
  MDNA - Madonna's12th studio album - is scheduled to be released on March 26th on Interscope Records. The first single "Give Me All Your Luvin" is No. 1 on Billboard's Dance/Club Play Chart - her 41st No.1 dance hit in the course of The Material Girl's multi-Grammy winning extraordinary three-decade career. Fans can submit their questions on Madonna's page https://www.facebook.com/Madonna  .
   

• QVC RMS Titanic Inc. Teams Up With QVC
  RMS Titanic, Inc., a Subsidiary of Premier Exhibitions, Inc., is the Only Company Permitted by Law to Recover Objects From the Wreck Site of Titanic, Signs First Ever Deal With External Retail Partner to Replicate Artifacts
  ATLANTA, March 20, 2012 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- RMS Titanic, Inc., a subsidiary of Premier Exhibitions. Inc. (Nasdaq:PRXI), a leading presenter of museum quality touring exhibitions around the world, announced today that the company will enter into a relationship with QVC(R), Inc., one of the largest multimedia retailers in the world. As the only company permitted by law to recover objects from the wreck site of Titanic, RMS Titanic, Inc. will work closely with QVC to design several Titanic-inspired products including jewelry, home goods, giftware and a fragrance, "Legacy 1912--Titanic.(TM)"
  RMS Titanic Inc.'s venture with QVC is the first external retail agreement the company has ever granted the rights to in terms of reproducing Titanic's artifacts or using them as inspiration for additional products.
  "As we prepare for the 100th anniversary of Titanic's sole maiden voyage in April, it is a perfect time for RMS Titanic Inc. to create some one-of-a-kind products to commemorate this historic occasion," said Marcy Davis, SVP Retail/Licensing, Venue Operations and Strategic Partnerships. "Teaming up with QVC allows us to bring a little bit of Titanic to viewers nationwide."
  
  

• TCM Star of the Month: Doris Day April 2-6
  Turner Classic Movies, Sony Masterworks and Warner Home Video Join Forces to Honor Legendary Singer and Actress Doris Day
  Multi-Platform Celebration Includes New Double CD Set from Sony, Four Doris Day Movies Available on DVD from WHV And Five Consecutive Nights of Movies on TCM
  Turner Classic Movies (TCM), Sony Masterworks and Warner Home Video (WHV) are teaming up on a multi-tiered celebration of one of Hollywood's most beloved stars: Doris Day. The celebration includes a new four-movie DVD package of memorable Day performance from WHV (releasing March 13); a brand new double CD set from Sony Masterworks (releasing April 3), with a collection of 31 songs curated by Day herself; and a five-night salute on TCM (April 2-6) This multi-pronged Doris Day tribute is timed to coincide with her birthday on April 3.
  "I am so thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Sony Music on this collection of my recordings. I sang hundreds of songs, but because I was so busy singing, I rarely had the time to be involved in the compilation of the albums. So in this collection are some of my favorites, ones that I loved singing, and I hope you like them too," said Doris Day.
  "Our celebration of Doris Day shows the magic that can happen when TCM and two of the industry's leading music and home video providers join together to honor one of Hollywood's greatest artists," said Dennis Adamovich, senior vice president of brand and digital activation for TCM, TNT and TBS.
   

• EPISODE Alert: This week on TROUBADOUR, TX
  This week in Episode 14 of Troubadour, TX (Video )
  Go behind the scenes with Tom Faulkner, who has written some of the most successful jingles of our time. Tom talks about being a performer and why writing jingles wasn't originally something he wanted to do.
  Visit with Ryan Edgar as he rehearses at home for his next gig, then come along as he performs at Gilley's in Dallas. Listen as he shares what inspired him to write one of his newest songs.
  Meet Ellis, a Troubadour who brings a unique mix of storytelling and humor to the stage. The TTX crew is with Ellis as she performs at a popular listening room in Dallas and meets with fans.
  TTX is on location in Nashville for a photo shoot with Kylie Rae Harris. Check out Kylie's new look and makeover.
  Showcase performances by: Tom Faulkner ("Angelina") and Kylie Rae Harris ("Sticks and Stones").
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA... A MYSTERY COOKS UP ON "PSYCH" SEVERANCE MEDIATIONS TAKE FLIGHT ON "FAIRLY LEGAL" MULTIPLES WIVES SEND WITSEC INTO OVERTIME ON "IN PLAIN SIGHT"
  Spring is in bloom and it's time for all things new! USA delivers with new episodes of PSYCH, IN PLAIN SIGHT and FAIRLY LEGAL. Plus, catch the WWE 2012 Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony on 4/2 and a LAW & ORDER: SVU "Final Four" marathon. But there is more... fans can check-in to their respective shows via GetGlue for their chance to win an exclusive PSYCH Arcade or a box set of the entire series of IN PLAIN SIGHT or an Ultimate Fairly Legal Prize Pack including a kMix Coffee Maker. FAIRLY LEGAL viewers can also "Catch Up With Kate" via a Facebook sweepstakes to win a trip to the show's hometown of San Francisco or "Win a Date with Kate" for a trip to meet Sarah.
  DIGITAL -USA is hosting Miso SideShows for PSYCH, FAIRLY LEGAL and IN PLAIN SIGHT each week so fans can get the show within the show when using the Miso app: complete with special polls, trivia, and other fun tidbits that they can't get anywhere else. Miso can be downloaded from iTunes and watched alongside the episode.
   

• Here's info about the upcoming release of Shazzan: The Complete Series DVD (April 3) from Warner Archive.
  When two adventurous, twin teenagers, Chuck and Nancy, recombine the halves of a mysterious ring, they are instantly transported to ancient Egypt...as masters of an all-powerful genie named Shazzan.
  Now, with the help of the mighty Shazzan, the twins seek the wizard who lives "behind the beyond," the only person able to help them return home. But even as the teenagers pursue their quest, every evil sorcerer in the desert kingdom desires the twins' magic ring and will stop at nothing to gain the power it grants over Shazzan.
   

• Shout! Factory DANNY PHANTOM: SEASON 2, PART 1 IN STORES APRIL 3, 2012
  The First 10 Episodes from the Second Season of Nickelodeon's Hit Animated Series Debut On DVD From Shout! Factory
  LOS ANGELES - February 28, 2012 - Danny Phantom returns with a second season full of phantasmic adventures! With the extraordinary ability to turn himself into a superheroic apparition, Danny Fenton - along with his best friends Tucker and Sam - must track down and defeat ghastly ghouls! Now you can join in the fun with the first ten episodes from Danny Phantom's second action-packed season! Danny Phantom: Season 2, Part 1 will be released on April 3, 2012, for the suggested retail price of $19.93.
  Danny Phantom features an all-star voice cast, including David Kaufman (The Buzz on Maggie), Grey DiLisle (Rugrats, The Fairly Odd Parents), Rickey D'Shon Collins (Recess), Colleen O'Shaughnessey (Naruto), Rob Paulsen (Pinky and the Brain), Kath Soucie (Dexter's Laboratory, Ben 10) and Martin Mull, Frank Welker (Transformers).
   

• ELMO AND FRIENDS SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS WHEN SESAME WORKSHOP AND WARNER HOME VIDEO RELEASE SESAME STREET: BIG ELMO FUN ON DVD APRIL 3, 2012!
  Includes 3 Full-Length Sesame Street Stories Plus the Full-Length Bonus DVD "Monster Hits"!
  BURBANK, CA (February 22, 2012) - Get ready to join Elmo and Abby for some BIG fun as Warner Home Video http://www.whvdirect.com (WHV) and Sesame Workshop http://www.sesameworkshop.org/ , the nonprofit educational organization behind Sesame Street http://www.sesamestreet.org/, release Sesame Street: Big Elmo Fun on DVD April 3, 2012 at an SRP of $14.98. Sesame Street: Big Elmo Fun features three full-length stories, two engaging new songs, a special animated book extra and the full-length bonus content "Monster Hits."
  Elmo embarks on some gigantic adventures in Sesame Street: Big Elmo Fun! In "Elmozilla," he is accidentally enlarged and towers over all of Sesame Street. While Abby tries to figure out how to get Elmo back to his normal size, kids will learn all about measurement as they help solve Elmo's BIG problem. In "Elmo and the Monarch Butterfly" children will learn about science and observation. Finally, in a spoof of the hit cooking show Iron Chef, Elmo stirs up even more fun in a silly cooking competition "Cast Iron Cooks," with Jason Schwartzman as the judge. In all three episodes, children are introduced to new vocabulary such as fascinating, metamorphosis, ingredient and measure. Kids and caregivers are in for a BIG treat with two brand-new songs, and the "Flutter By, Butterfly" animated book to reinforce the lessons learned during Elmo's adventures.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: Hat Trick
  The Who’s Roger Daltrey Guest Stars as the Voice of a Talking Caterpillar
  EMMA IS KIDNAPPED BY A MAN WHO’S SANITY TEETERS ON THE EDGE OF MADNESS, AND THE EVIL QUEEN PERSUADES A MAN OF MAGIC TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE QUEEN OF HEARTS, ON ABC’S “ONCE UPON A TIME”
  “Hat Trick” – While searching for a missing Mary Margaret, Emma is kidnapped by a man whose affinity for hats has him teetering on the edge of madness. Meanwhile, viewers will be transported outside of the fairytale land that was for the first time when the Evil Queen persuades a skillful man of magic to come work for her one last time and travel to Wonderland in order to help steal something from the Queen of Hearts, on “Once Upon a Time,” SUNDAY, MARCH 25 (8:00-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Tony Perez as Valet, Giancarlo Esposito as Sidney/Magic Mirror, Jennifer Koenig as Queen of Hearts, Sebastian Stan as Jefferson, Ali Skovbye as Paige/Grace, Donald Adams as vendor, Roger Daltrey as Caterpillar (VO), Paul McGillion as Knave of Hearts, Laura Wilson as Mrs. Grace and Scott E. Miller as Mr. Grace.
  ”Hat Trick” was written by Vladimir Cvetko & David H. Goodman and directed by Ralph Hemecker.
   

• ABC ON ABC’S DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (3/25)
  JULIE BECOMES CONCERNED ABOUT SUSAN'SPARENTING SKILLS WITH MJ,
  AND BREE IS SUSPICIOUS OF ANDREW WHEN HE ANNOUNCES THAT HE'S GETTING MARRIED, ON ABC'S "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"
  "Any Moment" - Julie becomes concerned over Susan's parenting skills when she begins to allow MJ to do whatever he feels like doing; with Carlos resigning from his high paying job, Gaby tries to land her own high-powered position in order to keep up her extravagant lifestyle; Bree is suspicious of Andrew's intentions when he announces that he's getting married; Lynette puts a plan into action in the hopes of winning Tom back; and Ben finally proposes to Renee, on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, MARCH 25 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Darcy Rose Byrnes as Penny Scavo, Mason Vale Cotton as MJ Delfino, Shawn Pyfrom as Andrew Van de Kamp, Andrea Bowen as Julie Mayer, Andrea Parker as Jane, Ashley Austin Morris as Mary Beth, Michael Dempsey as Det. Murphy, Jose Zuniga as Det. Heredia, Matt Winston as Lazaro, Molly Hagan as Gillian, Mary Pat Gleason as Mrs. Butters, Jeffrey Self as Brian, Ian Jensen as Bryan and Rebecca Larsen as sales clerk.
  "Any Moment" was written by Sheila Lawrence and directed by Randy Zisk.
   

• ABC GCB: A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
  Tom Everett Scott, Bruce Boxleitner and Donna Mills Guest Star
  COME DRESSED AS YOUR FAVORITE TEXAN, ON THE ABC’S “GCB”
  “A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing” – When Carlene’s Uncle Burl (Bruce Boxleitner) returns to town with his wife, Bitsy (Donna Mills), Gigi promises to throw them a homecoming party requiring guests to come dressed as their favorite Texan. Meanwhile Blake recruits Amanda to consult for Cricket and Blake’s denim line, Pastor Tudor counsels Sharon and Zack during their rough patch -- resulting in Sharon’s working at the church and Zach’s taking over Sharon’s duties at home -- and Heather is after Burl’s 500 acres of land for her client, Andrew (Tom Everett Scott), on “GCB,” SUNDAY, MARCH 25 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  “A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing” guest stars Lauren Irion as Laura Vaughn, Colton Shires as Will Vaughn, Tom Everett Scott as Andrew Remington, Tayler Jacob Moore as Pastor John Tudor, Jack DePew as Landry Cockburn, Cocoa Brown as Chardonnay, Bruce Boxleitner as Burl Lourd, Donna Mills as Bitsy Lourd, Brendan McCarthy as hot cowboy, Tim Martin Gleason as lawyer, Mackinlee Waddell as McKinney Peacham and Kamala Jones as Topaz.
  “A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing” was written by Henry Alonso Myers and directed by Bethany Rooney.
   

• ABC CASTLE & BECKETT TRY TO SOLVE A BOMBING CASE IN WHICH FIVE PEOPLE WERE KILLED AT A PROTEST RALLY, ON ABC’S “CASTLE”
  “47 Seconds” – When a bomb explodes at a protest rally killing five people, Castle & Beckett realize the key to solving the case is to reconstruct the 47 seconds prior to the explosion. Using video and witness accounts, they uncover the shocking truth about who planted the bomb. Christine Woods (“Perfect Couples”) and Tim Guinee (“The Good Wife”) guest star, on “Castle,” MONDAY, MARCH 26 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  “Castle” stars Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle, Stana Katic as NYPD Detective Kate Beckett, Susan Sullivan as Martha Rodgers, Molly Quinn as Alexis Castle, Penny Johnson Jerald as NYPD Captain Victoria Gates, Tamala Jones as Medical Examiner Lanie Parish, Jon Huertas as NYPD Detective Javier Esposito, and Seamus Dever as NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan.
  Guest Cast: Christine Woods as Leann West, Tim Guinee as Andrew Haynes, John Ruby as Mark.
  “47 Seconds” was written by Shalisha Francis and directed by Paul Holahan.
   

• ABC AN ACT OF TERRORISM THREATENS THE LIVES OF THE ENTIRE CITY, INCLUDING A FEW OF MEGAN’S OWN, ON ABC’S “BODY OF PROOF” Guest Starring Luke Perry as CDC Officer Dr. Charlie Stafford And Dean Norris as Special Agent in Charge Brendan Johnson
  “Going Viral” Part I – When scores of people start dying from similar symptoms, the team is faced with a city-wide outbreak of an unknown virus and no one safe – including Megan and her team. Center for Disease Control (CDC) Officer Charlie Stafford (Luke Perry) takes over the case to figure out not just what caused the outbreak, but who, on “Body of Proof,” TUESDAY, MARCH 27 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Nathalie Kelley as Dani Alvarez, Luke Perry as Dr. Charlie Stafford, Dean Norris as S.A.C. Brendan Johnson, Nick Stahl as Marcel Trevino, Katie Gil as Wenda Powell and Julie Jenkins as Julie Tompkins.
  “Going Viral” Part I was written by Matthew V. Lewis & Lawrence Kaplow and directed by Alex Zakrzewski.
   

• ABC FRANKIE IS ANYTHING BUT THRILLED WHEN SHE LEARNS WHAT HER VOLUNTEER ASSIGNMENT WILL BE AT THE INDIANA-HOSTED SUPER BOWL, AND THE HECKS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE DONAHUE’S NEW CAR, ON ABC’S “THE MIDDLE”
  “Hecking It Up” – With Indiana hosting the Super Bowl, Frankie is devastated when she hopes to land a plum assignment as an official volunteer and ends up with a less-than-stellar position. Meanwhile, the entire Heck household takes advantage of the Donahue’s new car while they are out of town, and a scary, close call with the car causes Sue to profess her true feelings to her new boyfriend, Matt, on “The Middle,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. “The Middle” stars Patricia Heaton as Frankie, Neil Flynn as Mike, Charlie McDermott as Axl, Eden Sher as Sue and Atticus Shaffer as Brick.
  Guest starring are Jen Ray as Nancy Donahue, Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, Sean O’Bryan as Ron Donahue, Moises Arias as Matt, Marianne Muellerleile as Liz, Katlin Mastandrea as Ashley, Grace Bannon as Ruth, Jessica Marie Garcia as Becky, Cassandra Braden as woman, Laura Ann Kesling as Dotty Donahue and Sam Schuder as Shelly Donahue.
  ”Hecking It Up” was written by Vijal Patel and directed by Blake Evans.
   

• ABC TESSA’S NEW BOYFRIEND PUTS GEORGE ON EDGE, ON ABC’S “SUBURGATORY” Thomas McDonell Guest Stars
  “Sex and the Suburbs” – Tessa enjoys rubbing it in Dalia’s face that Scott Strause chose her over Dalia. However the closer Tessa gets to Scott, the more nervous George becomes. When George discovers a box of XXL condoms that Lisa has given Tessa, he becomes obsessed and starts planning game night with her friends in hopes of keeping her at home more. Meanwhile Tessa soon discovers that the more time she spends with Scott, the less attracted to him she is, on “Suburgatory,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/8/12)
  “Sex and the Suburbs” guest stars Ana Gasteyer as Sheila Shay, Chris Parnell as Fred Shay, Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Maestro Harrell as Malik, Arden Myrin as Jocelyn, Katelyn Pacito as Kaitlyn, Kara Pacito as Kenzie, Abbie Cobb as Kimantha, Edward Padilla as Javier, Michael Lerner as Aaron Laynberg, Thomas McDonell as Scott Strauss
  “Sex and the Suburbs” was written by Adam Barr and directed by Julie Anne Robinson.
   

• ABC WHITE LIES SNOWBALL WHEN THE GANG GOES TO INCREDIBLE LENGTHS TO AVOID A PESKY OLD FRIEND, ON ABC’S “HAPPY ENDINGS”
  “Big White Lies” – What starts out a white lie on Penny’s part to avoid an annoying childhood friend (guest star Mary Elizabeth Ellis, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) snowballs out of control as the whole gang is caught up: Jane fakes a pregnancy (complete with fake baby shower), Dave pretends he’s terminally ill and Alex fakes a change in sexual orientation. Meanwhile, Max and Dave’s lonely landlord (guest star Ben Falcone, “Bridesmaids”), jealous of their active love lives, looks for ways to evict them -- until he takes a shine to Alex -- on “Happy Endings,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Daphne, Ben Falcone as Darren, Kristin Malko as Kate, Katie Silverman as 9-year-old Penny, Ursula Burton as Susan and Lindsey Morgan as Tracy.
  “Big White Lies” was written by Gail Lerner and directed by Gail Mancuso.
   

• ABC BECCA’S BEST FRIEND’S SUDDEN ARRIVAL IN EUROPE COMPLICATES MATTERS AS SHE CONTINUES TO LOOK FOR MICHAEL, ON ABC’S “MISSING”
  Aunjanue Ellis Guest Stars
  “Ice Queen” -- With Becca still on the hunt to find Michael, her best friend, Mary (guest star Aunjanue Ellis, “The Help”), complicates matters with her surprise arrival in Europe. Meanwhile, Michael struggles to uncover answers behind his kidnapping, on “Missing,” THURSDAY, MARCH 29 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Location setting for this episode is Portofino, Italy.
  Guest Cast: Aunjanue Ellis as Mary Dresden, Karel Roden as Azimoff, Laura Donnelly as Violet Heath and Victoria Smurfit as Sloane.
  “Ice Queen” was written by Paul Redford and directed by Stephen Shill.
   

• ABC VALENTINE’S DAY BRINGS EXCITEMENT TO THE COUPLES OF SEATTLE GRACE AND AN INFLUX OF ROMANTICS INTO THE ER, ON ABC’S “GREY’S ANATOMY”
  “All You Need Is Love” – In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, Meredith and Derek try to have a night to themselves when Lexie offers to watch Zola; Callie hands babysitting duties over to Mark so that she can surprise Arizona with a romantic evening; and Ben proves to Bailey that he knows her better than she thinks. Meanwhile, the ER fills with romantics, including a 10-year-old girl who has an allergic reaction to chocolates from her valentine and a man who is hit by a car while chasing down his frustrated girlfriend, on “Grey’s Anatomy,” THURSDAY, MARCH 29 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Jason George as Ben, Matt Servitto as Ray, Missy Yager as Terri, Mandy June Turpin as Karla, Dana Sorman as Sharon and Nate Mooney as Randy.
  “All You Need Is Love” was written by Jeannine Renshaw and directed by Rob Corn.
   

• ABC We want to get the word out about the all-new Body of Proof "Going Viral" web series, which premieres online March 27, 2012.
  The Body of Proof "Going Viral" web series will feature three (3) minute long webisodes, that bridge a two part event of Body of Proof. Each webisode will run sequentially the week between the first and second parts. The event is focused on a terrorist's release of a deadly virus (thus the name with double meaning "Going Viral") and the pursuit from a news reporter as she tries to track down the terrorist.
  Be the first to watch this: Link #1  and Link #2  .
  Last but not least, I wanted to let you know that the ABC Player is now available for the iPhone and iTouch at the Apple iTunes Store. The ABC Player was recently named the sixth most downloaded free iPad app of all time: Link  . You can catch up on all your favorite programs!
  Body of Proof "Going Viral" Press Release:
  ABC.COM IS “GOING VIRAL” WITH A SPECIAL “BODY OF PROOF” WEB SERIES
  ABC.com is launching a five part web series connecting tonight's two part “Body of Proof” special, “Going Viral,” (TUESDAY, MARCH 26, 10:01-11:00 p.m., ET). On the show the team faces a city-wide outbreak of an unknown virus and no one is safe – including Megan and her team.
  The web series debuts on www.ABC.com/BodyofProof immediately following part one (11:00 p.m ET) and focuses on a press conference given by Dr. Kate Murphey (Jeri Ryan). During Kate’s remarks pandemonium breaks out, and the audience is introduced to a reporter in the room, Julie Tompkins (Jolie Jenkins). Over the course of the remaining web series we follow Julie’s personal experience with the virus and gain key insights into part two of the show, which airs TUESDAY, APRIL 3 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET). “Our team is committed to creating the ultimate fan experience,” said Karin Gilford, SVP of Digital Media, ABC Entertainment. “In this case we worked closely with show producers to create an entire story arch that connects these two highly eventful episodes. It’s a great way to maintain the suspense, and enable fans to dig even deeper into the plot.”
  Body of Proof” stars Dana Delany as Dr. Megan Hunt, Jeri Ryan as Dr. Kate Murphey, John Carroll Lynch as Detective Bud Morris, Nicholas Bishop as Peter Dunlop, Sonja Sohn as Detective Samantha Baker, Geoffrey Arend as Dr. Ethan Gross, Windell D. Middlebrooks as Dr. Curtis Brumfield and Mary Mouser as Lacey Fleming.
  Special guest stars for “Going Viral” include Nathalie Kelley as Dani Alvarez, Luke Perry as Dr. Charlie Stafford, Dean Norris as S.A.C. Brendan Johnson, Nick Stahl as Marcel Trevino, and Julie Jenkins as Julie Tompkins.
   

• ABC Family We've just added an Insiders Exclusive Make It Or Break It clip from the Spring Premiere on Monday, March 26 at 9/8c: Make It or Break It "Smells Like Winner"
  (9:00 PM - 10:00 PM ET/PT) Photos and More
  Payson, Kaylie and Lauren are one step closer to making their dream of Olympic Gold a reality, but first they must endure eight weeks at the US Training Center to make the final cut.
   

• CBS ALICIA DISRUPTS THE STATUS QUO WHEN SHE’S ASSIGNED TO A PANEL INVESTIGATING A POLICE SHOOTING, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 25
  Matthew Perry (“Friends”) Guest Stars as Mike Kresteva, the Panel Chairman
  “Blue Ribbon Panel” – When Alicia is assigned to be on a blue ribbon panel investigating a police shooting, she begins to question the motivations behind the chairman’s actions. Meanwhile, Kalinda receives unwanted attention from the IRS, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, March 25 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television. Matthew Perry (“Friends”) guest stars as Mike Kresteva, the panel chairman.
  TELEPLAY BY: Robert King and Michelle King
  STORY BY: Courtney Kemp Agboh
  DIRECTED BY: Rosemary Rodriguez
   

• CBS HORATIO UNCOVERS A CORRUPTION SCANDAL THAT PITS HIM AGAINST AN OLD ADVERSARY, AND CALLEIGH MAKES A LIFE-CHANGING DECISION, ON "CSI: MIAMI," SUNDAY, MARCH 25
  Malcolm McDowell Returns as Ruthless Attorney Darren Vogel
  “Law & Disorder" – Horatio uncovers a corruption scandal that pits him against an old adversary, and Calleigh makes a life-changing decision, on CSI: MIAMI, Sunday, March 25 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Malcolm McDowell returns as ruthless attorney Darren Vogel.
   

• CBS A CASE HITS CLOSE TO HOME WHEN THE LEAD SUSPECT IN THE MURDER OF A PETTY OFFICER IS DIRECTOR VANCE’S BROTHER-IN-LAW, ON "NCIS," TUESDAY, MARCH 27
  “The Good Son” – Director Vance’s brother-in-law is the lead suspect when Gibbs and the NCIS team investigate the murder of a petty officer, on NCIS, Tuesday, March 27 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Nicole Mirante-Matthews and Scott Williams
  DIRECTED BY: Terrance O’Hara
   

• CBS EVIDENCE IN THE MURDER CASE OF A NAVY INTEL OFFICER LEADS TO A TEAM OF NAVY SEALS, FORCING FORMER NAVY SEAL SAM HANNA TO INTERROGATE THE CLOSE-KNIT GROUP, ON "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," TUESDAY, MARCH 27
  "Vengeance" – When the body of a Navy Intel Officer is found, evidence points to a team of Navy SEALs who are about to depart on a hostage rescue mission, leaving former Navy SEAL Sam Hanna to interrogate the group and possibly compromise the mission, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, March 27 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• CBS CARRIE’S LOYALTIES ARE TESTED WHEN A MURDER CASE INVOLVES HER BOYFRIEND’S ASSOCIATES, ON “UNFORGETTABLE,” TUESDAY, MARCH 27 ON CBS
  “Allegiances” – Carrie’s personal and professional lives collide when her boyfriend, the son of a mob boss, is revealed to have ties to suspects in a murder investigation, on UNFORGETTABLE, Tuesday, March 27 (10:00-11:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Joan B. Weiss
  DIRECTED BY: Oz Scott
   

• CBS SHELDON IS HAUNTED BY MR. SPOCK AFTER HE BREAKS LEONARD’S VINTAGE STAR TREK TOY, ON "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, MARCH 29
  “Star Trek” Legend Leonard Nimoy Voices Mr. Spock
  “The Transporter Malfunction” – Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon “Star Trek” collectibles as a thank-you, leading Sheldon to be haunted by Mr. Spock. Meanwhile, Raj decides he has met the “Future Mrs. Koothrappali” after his parents set him up on a date, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, March 29 (8:00-8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. “Star Trek” legend Leonard Nimoy voices Mr. Spock.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Jim Reynolds and Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS REESE AND FINCH MUST OVERCOME AN IDENTITY CRISIS WHEN IT APPEARS THEIR LATEST POI IS LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MARCH 29
  “Identity Crisis” – The Machine’s latest number presents a unique challenge for Reese and Finch since the person has virtually no digital footprint – and appears to be leading a double life, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, March 29 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Amy Berg
  DIRECTED BY: Charles Beeson
   

• CBS JANE AND THE CBI TRAVEL TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT TO FIND THE MURDERER OF A CASINO EMPLOYEE, ON “THE MENTALIST,” THURSDAY, MARCH 29
  “Pink Champagne on Ice” — While investigating the murder of a casino employee, Jane runs into a stage magician he used to tour with during his time as a mentalist and discovers he is hiding a shocking secret, on THE MENTALIST on Thursday, March 29 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Eoghan Mahony
  DIRECTED BY: David Von Ancken
   

• CBS DANNY IS FACED WITH THE DILEMMA OF ARRESTING A SUSPECT WHO BRINGS IN A SUSPICIOUS WEAPON IN A GUN BUYBACK PROGRAM, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  "No Questions Asked" — Danny is put in a difficult position when a gun linked to a robbery is brought in to the NYPD’s gun buyback program. He must decide to either arrest the suspect or follow the “no questions asked” rule, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, March 30 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Vanessa Rojas
  DIRECTED BY: Christine Moore
   

• CBS A LAB TECH IS MURDERED IN A CASE THAT HAS EERIE SIMILARITIES TO A 1950’S COLD CASE, ON "CSI: NY," FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  Lee Majors (“The Six Million Dollar Man”) Guest Stars as Paul Burton, the Retired Detective Who Investigated the Original Murder Case
  Spencer Grammer and Aaron Hill (“Greek”) Guest Star as Crime Lab Techs
  "Flash Pop" — When a lab tech is murdered in a case that has eerie similarities to a 1950’s cold case, the CSIs get a glimpse into what goes on in the shadows of the lab, on “CSI: NY,” Friday, March 30 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer Pam Veasey
  DIRECTED BY: Jerry Levine
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 26, 2012
  (ALL TIMES ET)
  TUESDAY, MARCH 27
  “90210” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Blue Ivy” (TV-14, D) (HDTV)
  SINGER HALEY REINHART GUEST STARS — PJ (guest star Nick Zano) proposes to Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) and Annie (Shenae Grimes) discovers he needs to get married in order to get the rest of his trust fund. Dixon (Tristan Wilds) confesses to Navid (Michael Steger) that he signed a record contract but admits he did not tell Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) because the label didn’t want to sign her. Dixon also accepts a gig to play back up for Haley Reinhart, but doesn’t tell Adrianna. Liam (Matt Lanter) asks Vanessa (guest star Arielle Kebbel) to move out and discovers she has emptied their joint bank account. Gillian Zinser also stars. Stuart Gillard directed the episode written by Terrence Coli (#420).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 27
  “RINGER” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Let’s Kill Bridget” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  BRIDGET DECIDES TO TESTIFY — Bridget (Sarah Michelle Gellar) decides that the only way she will feel safe is if she testifies against Bodaway Macawi (guest star Zahn McClarnon). Agent Machado (Nestor Carbonell) gets suspended from the FBI, while Henry (Kristoffer Polaha) grows impatient with Siobhan’s plan and tells her she needs to let go of her revenge plot or they cannot be together. Ioan Gruffudd also stars. Jerry Levine directed the episode written by Jay Faerber & Robert Berens (#118).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28
  “ONE TREE HILL” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Anyone Who Had A Heart” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  SOPHIA BUSH DIRECTS THE EPISODE — As Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti) prepares to emcee the annual Tree Hill Burning Boat Festival, Brooke (Sophia Bush) uses the opportunity to process her father’s betrayal, while Julian (Austin Nichols) tries to breathe new life into a past idea. Mouth (Lee Norris) and Millie (Lisa Goldstein) make a change to their morning show, and Clay (Robert Buckley) and Quinn (Shantel VanSanten) get ready for Logan’s (guest star Pierce Gagnon) first night at the beach house. Stephen Colletti also stars. The episode was written by Brian L. Ridings and directed by Sophia Bush (#912).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 29
  “THE VAMPIRE DIARIES” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Murder of One” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SAVIOR OF THE CURSED AND THE DAMNED — Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) focus a new project that will bring them closer to destroying Klaus (Joseph Morgan), and they quickly bring Elena (Nina Dobrev), Caroline (Candice Accola) and Matt (Zach Roerig) in on the plan. After Klaus threatens someone close to Bonnie (Kat Graham), she has no choice but to work on the spell he needs. Meanwhile, Klaus and Rebekah (guest star Claire Holt) find the perfect motivator to convince Finn (guest star Caspar Zafer) to cooperate with them, but Rebekah is more interested in her own brutal plan to take revenge on Damon. Stefan’s emotional turmoil leads him to a dangerous confrontation with Klaus and, later, to a heartbreaking moment with Elena. J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Caroline Dries (#318). Clip Photos
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 29
  “THE SECRET CIRCLE” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Sacrifice” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  A WITCH HUNTER TRACKS DOWN A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE WITH A MESSAGE FOR BLACKWELL — Jake (Chris Zylka) gets a surprise visit from an old acquaintance named Samuel (guest star Chad Rook), a witch hunter, who has a message for Blackwell (guest star Joe Lando) about Eben’s (guest star Sammi Rotibi) surprising next move. Cassie (Britt Robertson) intervenes, forces Samuel to reveal his news and is stunned to find out what Eben is trying to resurrect. Meanwhile, Diana (Shelley Hennig) is frustrated that keeping the secrets of who they are is building a barrier between her and Grant (guest star Tim Phillipps). Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) and Melissa agree to help out Adam (Thomas Dekker) at the Boathouse and in return get him to help them use their magic to enhance their love life. Nick Copus directed the episode written by David Ehrman (#118). Clip
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  “NIKITA” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Power” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  AMANDA AND ARI MAKE THEIR MOVE — Amanda (Melinda Clarke) and Ari (guest star Peter Outerbridge) set up a board meeting with Zetrov and prepare to take over the company. After a heated face-to-face confrontation between Nikita (Maggie Q) and Amanda, Nikita recalls what Amanda was like when she was first brought to Division. Meanwhile, Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) surprises Ari by showing up at the board meeting with an old and powerful friend. Shane West and Aaron Stanford also star. Chris Peppe directed the episode written by Carlos Coto (#218). Preview
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  “SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Party On, Garth” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  GARTH IS BACK TO HELP THE WINCHESTERS — Dean (Jensen Ackles) is surprised when he gets a call from Garth (guest star DJ Qualls) asking for the brothers’ help on a case. Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean discover they are battling a Shojo, a Japanese creature sent to seek revenge on enemies. The worst part about fighting a Shojo? You can only see it when you’re drunk. Phil Sgriccia directed the episode written by Adam Glass (#718). Preview  Clip
   

• Discovery Channel Friday, March 30 10:00 PM ET/PT
  CURIOUS & UNUSUAL DEATHS - Do-It-Yourself Death
  What caused a sauna to become a death trap? How did a convict's innovation play a role in his own death? What killed a man after he unplugged the microwave?
   

• Discovery Channel Saturday, March 31 10:00 PM ET/PT
  BIZARRE ER - Black Death In The Big Apple
  A couple nearly dies from Bubonic Plague while on vacation in New York; a student yawns so wide that she dislocates her jaw; and a man's hand is shredded by the propeller of a model plane.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 25
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MARCH 25, ON FOX
  Florence Henderson (“The Brady Bunch”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
  Cleveland is labeled "The Whitest Man in America" after he wins a dance competition for the chance to attend a pop sensation’s concert. Unable to shake off his new reputation, Cleveland is determined to understand his roots and where he came from. Everything starts to make sense when he is reunited with his former nanny Barbara (guest voice Florence Henderson), a high class woman with a taste for refined culture. But even though Cleveland's nanny influenced many of his interests growing up, Cleveland finally learns that happiness comes from being comfortable in your own skin in the all-new "The Men in Me" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 25 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-309) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Reagan Gomez as Roberta Tubbs; Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry
  Guest Voice Cast: Florence Henderson as White Woman/Nanny Barbara; Johnny Bench as himself; Rosie Perez as herself
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 25
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CANNON BALL!!! THE KIDS DIVE INTO “INDEPENDENT STUDIES” ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 25, ON FOX
  The kids con their way out of gym class with a bogus synchronized swimming independent study. Meanwhile, Bob welcomes a new soft serve ice cream machine to the restaurant in the all-new “Synchronized Swimming” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 25 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-203) (TV-PG D, L)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 25
  --“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, MARCH 25, ON FOX
  David Boreanaz (BONES), Emily Deschanel (BONES) and Elisabeth Shue (“Hollow Man”) Guest-Voice
  After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams in the all-new “Less Money, Mo’ Problems” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 25 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-602) (TV-14 D, L, S V).
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
  Guest Voice Cast: David Boreanaz as Himself; Emily Deschanel as Herself; Elisabeth Shue as Female Detective.
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 26
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: HOUSE is preempted tonight.]
  **TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE**--“ALCATRAZ”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LIVES HANG in the BALANCE ON THE ALL-NEW TWO-HOUR “ALCATRAZ” SEASON FINALE MONDAY, MARCH 26, ON FOX
  Doc and Rebecca close in on a man who may be the key to revealing the secrets behind all the returning criminals. Meanwhile, Hauser makes a discovery beneath the halls of Alcatraz that brings him ever closer to the truth. Then, revealing doors are opened and lives hang in the balance as Rebecca will stop at nothing in pursuit of the man who killed her partner in the all-new special two-hour season finale “Garrett Stillman/Tommy Madsen” episode of ALCATRAZ airing Monday, March 26 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ALC-112/13) (TV-14 L, V)
  Guest Cast: Greg Ellis as Garrett Stillman, David Hoflin as Tommy Madsen
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 27
  [EDITOR’S NOTE : GLEE returns to the schedule this spring.]
  --“RAISING HOPE”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE CHANCE FAMILY GOES HOG WILD ON AN ALL-NEW "RAISING HOPE" TUESDAY, MARCH 27, ON FOX
  Vivica A. Fox (“Kill Bill: Vol. 1”) Guest-Stars
  When attention-seeking Sarah Louise (guest star Fox) announces her plans to run for another term as chairperson of the Natesville church group, Burt decides to run against her. To test Burt's ability to handle a community task, Sarah Louise assigns him pig-sitting duties for a blind church member. But when the guide pig accidentally becomes family dinner, Burt must find and train a replacement pig before Sarah Louise finds out and ruins his chances of being elected in the all-new "Hogging All The Glory" episode of RAISING HOPE airing Tuesday, March 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOP-220). (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Baylie Cregut as Hope; Rylie Cregut as Hope; Vivica A. Fox as Sarah Louise; David Krumholtz as Carl
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 27
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS HAS HER FIRST DATE WITH RUSSELL ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MARCH 27, ON FOX
  Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”), Martin Starr (“Party Down”) and Kali Hawk (“Bridesmaids”) Guest-Star
  Jess’ sophisticated date with Russell (guest star Mulroney) doesn’t go as planned. Meanwhile, Nick’s college friend visits and brings out Nick’s inner frat boy to help him get over his break-up with Julia. Also, Winston panics when Shelby goes on a “girls” vacation and Schmidt and Cece try to keep their relationship under the covers, but one of the friends finds out their secret on the all-new “Fancyman (Pt. 2)” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, March 27 (9:00-9:31 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-118) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Dermot Mulroney as Russell; Martin Starr as Dirk; Kali Hawk as Shelby
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 27
  —“BREAKING IN”—(9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  OZ MUST PROVE THAT CONTRA’S TOP SALESMAN ACTUALLY EXISTS ON AN ALL-NEW “BREAKING IN” TUESDAY, MARCH 27, ON FOX
  A suspicious Molly questions the existence of Contra’s top international sales rep. So Oz scrambles to prove that “Mr. Jones” is an actual person. Meanwhile, Veronica enlists Cameron to help her make friends in the office and Cash gets advice on women from an unlikely source in the all-new “Game of Jones” episode of BREAKING IN airing Tuesday, March 27 (9:31-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BIN-205) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Odette Annable as Melanie; Jennifer Irwin as Creepy Carol; Lance Krall as Ricky; Terrel Lee as Buddy; Sean Patrick Flanery as Mr. Jones; Anabelle Acosta as Phoebe; Kelly Meyersfield as Becky;
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 29
  --“TOUCH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MORE GLOBAL CONNECTIONS ARE MADE ON AN ALL-NEW “touch” THURSDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX
  When Martin comes in contact with a homeless man who possesses the same obsession with numbers as Jake, he sets out on a series of seemingly unrelated tasks that connect an abused African woman, a group of African boys entering a dance competition and an outgoing woman at California’s famed Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. Meanwhile, Teller (guest star Danny Glover) pays a visit to Jake’s board-and-care facility and emotions run high for Clea in the all-new “Safety in Numbers” episode of TOUCH airing Thursday, March 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-103) (TV-PG L, V)
  Guest Cast: Danny Glover as Arthur Teller
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  --“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE FAMILIAR IS UNFAMILIAR ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE” FRIDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX
  The Fringe team faces a case that appears familiar to Peter. Strangely, it takes place in this world in the all-new "Nothing As It Seems" episode of FRINGE airing Friday, March 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-416) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth; Seth Gabel as Lincoln Lee
   

• FX Justified Episode 11 - "Measures" (Airs March 27, 10pm e/p) - Raylan squares off with a pair of merciless Detroit hit men.  The battle between Boyd and Quarles comes to a head. Written by Benjamin Cavell.  Directed by John Dahl.
  Technical Advisor – Let's get 'Technical'. Go Behind The Scenes of Justified with the Technical Advisor.  Channel  Video  Another Video: Channel Video
  Justified Scene Eps 311 / #11 (Air Order)
  Watch a scene from the eleventh episode of Justified.
  Justified, All New, Tuesdays at 10PM ET/PT only on FX.
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  Justified BTS – Trailer Stunt – Go Behind The Scenes of Justified
  Go behind the scenes of Justified and be prepared to see some of the greatest stunts in Justified history.  Channel  Video
   

• FX We’ve just uploaded a new spot for FX’s THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER LIVE, which airs Fridays at 10:00 PM only on FX. The Ultimate Fighter Live – Week 2
  All New Fridays at 10P E/P only on FX. Video
   

• HULU Like NBC did with "Smash" and Fox did with "New Girl," ABC is previewing the full "Don't Trust The B in Apartment 23" pilot on Hulu Before its April 11 premiere.
  Con artist (Krysten Ritter) and her snarky friend James Van Der Beek teach small-town girl June how to survive in NYC. Preview the pilot at the following link: http://www.hulu.com/dont-trust-the-b-in-apt-23
  The second episode will also premiere on Hulu April 2 before its April 18 air date, and following episodes will be available a day after air on Hulu and Hulu Plus.
   

• HULU Full First Season of Endgame Available Exclusively on Hulu and Hulu Plus
  This week, the exciting thriller "Endgame" has come to, well... an end! In the exciting season finale agoraphobic chess champion Arkady Balagan must solve the untimely death of a security guard and face his ultimate fear of leaving the safety of the hotel grounds. Find out if Balagan can put the criminal in check in the exciting conclusion of the first season finale.
  Behind on a few episodes? You can watch the entire first season on Hulu and Hulu Plus at www.hulu.com/endgame.
  After witnessing his fiancée's brutal murder, world chess champion Arkady Balagan confines himself to a hotel room. Walking a fine line between arrogance and brilliance, Balagan leverages his chess skills to solve crimes using the hotel staff as his pawns. After making an offhand observation to the police that helps find a missing boy, Balagan gains a reputation for capturing criminals. Never leaving his room, the intuitive Russian plays out every move in multiple scenarios using his genius to solve mysteries that baffle investigators. Step into the mind of a master and watch true genius at work in "Endgame."
  "Endgame" features a superb cast including Shawn Doyle (Big Love, Lie to Me), Patrick Gallagher (Glee, True Blood), Torrance Coombs (The Tudors, Killer Mountain), Katherine Isabelle (Cousins, Smallville), Carmen Aguirre (V, The L Word), Melanie Papalia (Aliens in America, The Assistants) and Veena Sod (Life Unexpected, Battlestar Galactica). Leading the production is the executive producer and creator, Avrum Jacobson (Degrassi Jr. High, Family Reunion) and executive producer and president of Thunderbird Films, Michael Shepard (Da Vinci's Inquest, Coldsquad).
   

• Lifetime "Army Wives" True Colors.  Roxy is presented with an opportunity to be more involved in the Army. Tension escalates between Claudia Joy and Jackie, leaving Denise in the middle. Joan feels the pressure when General Clarke chastises her for not combining the bases quickly enough. The Clarkes officially become a part of Fort Marshall. Guest starring Susan Lucci, Kelli Williams and Robert John Burke.  Susan Lucci guest-stars, airing on March 25 at 9/8c!   Video
  Television icon Susan Lucci (All My Children) is set to make several special guest star appearances this season as Audrey, the wife of a retired Brigadier General, reuniting her with her former All My Children co-star Delaney. Susan joins the cast and the Army Wives as someone that will offer Claudia Joy sage advice on her budding rivalry with Jackie Clarke (played by Kelli Williams).
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday March 25, 2012 - Saturday March 31, 2012
  "HARRY'S LAW" "SEARCH AND SEIZE"
  03/25/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : POLICE SUSPECT HARRY’S NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR OF BEING A SEX OFFENDER – After a police investigation, Harry’s (Kathy Bates) next door neighbor is accused of being a sex offender. While the investigation does not yield charges, it becomes grounds for her to lose her job as a teacher and she seeks out Harry’s help. Meanwhile, Oliver (Mark Valley) faces off against opposing counsel, Phoebe Blake (Justine Lupe), after a couple comes to him to represent their rebellious son who dropped out of school to take a well-paying, full-time job. Back at the office, Adam (Nate Corddry) must play mediator when the women who work downstairs in the shoe store revolt against Chunhua’s (Irene Keng) seemingly tyrannical leadership. Karen Olivo and Chris McDonald also star.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE COUP"
  03/26/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : GRACE GUMMER AND RYAN TEDDER OF ONEREPUBLIC GUEST STAR – The team deals with the aftermath of the workshop. Ivy (Megan Hilty) remains in the dark about her fate, while Derek (Jack Davenport) recruits Karen (Katharine McPhee) to help him steal the musical from Tom and Julia (Christian Borle and Debra Messing). Eileen (Anjelica Huston) must face up to her ex-husband, Jerry (guest star Michael Cristofer), when their daughter Katie (guest star Grace Gummer) pays a surprise visit from India. Raza Jaffrey, Brian d’Arcy James and Jaime Cepero also star. Grace Gummer, Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic and Michael Cristofer guest star.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "SOMETHING BLACK, SOMETHING BLUE"
  03/28/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : SEASON FINALE -- TIL DEATH DO US PART – PETER GALLAGHER (‘THE O.C.’) GUEST-STARS – Alex (Chris D’Elia) and Whitney (Whitney Cummings) head to City Hall to make it official, but finding out that Whitney’s driver’s license is expired sparks a chain of unusual events that interfere with their plans to wed. Later, Whitney’s dad (Guest Star Peter Gallagher) seemingly comes to the rescue, but it may be too late. Elsewhere, Neal (Maulik Pancholy) and Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones) lead Mark (Dan O’Brien) to confess his feelings for Roxanne (Rhea Seahorn).
   

• NBC "ARE YOU THERE, CHELSEA?" "SURPRISE"
  03/28/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : CHELSEA PLANS A SURPRISE PARTY FOR SLOANE BUT SLOANE’S HUSBAND SURPRISES EVERYONE BY RETURNING FROM AFGHANISTAN EARLY – MARK VALLEY GUEST STARS – Chelsea (Laura Prepon) plans a surprise birthday party for Sloane (Chelsea Handler) but the girls end up getting sloppy at home instead. The big surprise comes when Sloane’s husband Chris (Mark Valley, "Boston Legal") phones Chelsea from the airport to say his Army tour in Afghanistan is done and he is on his way home to surprise Sloane – Chelsea has four hours to clean Sloane up or have Chris find her in a very unflattering state. Lenny Clarke, Lauren Lapkus, Mark Povinelli, Jake McDorman and Ali Wong also star.
   

• NBC "BENT" "HD"
  03/28/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Wednesday) : DETERMINED TO BREAK UP ALEX’S NEW RELATIONSHIP, PETE EXPOSES BEN - When Pete (David Walton) and the crew spot Ben (Matt Letscher) in a precarious situation with another woman, Pete is determined to expose Ben’s transgression to Alex (Amanda Peet). Meanwhile, Walt (Jeffrey Tambor) and Screwsie (Margo Harshman) help Charlie (Joey King) get back at a school bully.
   

• NBC "BENT" "A-GAME"
  03/28/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : THE PRESSURE HEATS UP FOR ALEX, WHO IS OUT TO IMPRESS WHEN SHE ATTENDS THE WEDDING OF A PARTNER AT HER LAW FIRM – LARRY MILLER GUEST STARS — When Alex (Amanda Peet) is invited to a wedding at her boss Bob's (guest star Larry Miller) home, she invites Ben (guest star Matt Letscher), hoping he can aid in her efforts to impress the partner’s wives. When a last-minute emergency arises, Ben is forced to leave and Pete (David Walton) comes in to try and save the day. Meanwhile, Screwsie (Margo Harshman) is offered the catering job for the wedding and enlists Walt’s (Jeffrey Tambor) help. Elsewhere, Alex’s necklace goes missing and the crew falls under suspicion. Joey King also stars.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "DIGITAL EXPLORATION OF INTERIOR DESIGN"
  03/29/2012 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : SHIRLEY AND PIERCE FUME WHILE A SUBWAY SHOP OPENS AT GREENDALE – ABED PLANS A PILLOW FORT WHILE TROY PLANS A COMPETING BLANKET FORT – JOHN GOODMAN RETURNS AS DEAN LAYBOURNE (PART 1 OF 2) – As the new Greendale Subway shop opens in the cafeteria, Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown), Pierce (Chevy Chase) and Britta (Gillian Jacobs) plot to bring about its early demise. Vice Dean Laybourne (guest star John Goodman) makes another attempt to get Troy (Donald Glover) to join the Air Conditioning Repair Annex, while Abed (Danny Pudi) and Troy find themselves at odds over their competing pillow and blanket forts. (Part 1 of 2). Joel McHale, Alison Brie, Ken Jeong and Jim Rash also star.
   

• NBC "30 ROCK" "THE SHOWER PRINCIPLE"
  03/29/2012 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) STRUGGLES TO COME UP WITH AN INSPIRED IDEA TO EXPAND THE KABLETOWN EMPIRE. LIZ (TINA FEY) ATTEMPTS TO BREAK FREE FROM HER REPETITIVE LIFESTYLE.
  Jack (Baldwin) must come up with an idea that will impress Hank Hooper (Ken Howard) and transform KableTown, while Liz (Fey) tries her best to stick with a new hobby and prove she’s a new woman. Jenna (Jane Krakowski) believes she’s cursed and Hazel’s (Kristen Schaal) obsession with Liz continues. Tracy (Tracy Morgan) signs on to do a new movie in order to pay his unexpectedly high taxes.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "TBA"
  03/29/2012 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Thursday) :
   

• NBC "UP ALL NIGHT" "LETTING GO"
  03/29/2012 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Thursday) : REAGAN AND CHRIS FACE THE CHANGES IN THEIR LIVES -- STEVIE NICKS AND CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS GUEST STAR -- Reagan (Christina Applegate) and Ava’s (Maya Rudolph) changing responsibilities at home, a newly walking Amy and Julian’s (guest star Chris Diamantopoulos) most recent gift to Ava, a dog, threaten to interfere with the booking of their dream guest – music legend Stevie Nicks (as herself). Meanwhile, Chris (Will Arnett) might be in over his head when he is “promoted” to a younger hockey league. Jennifer Hall also stars.
   

• NBC "AWAKE" "OREGON"
  03/29/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER – LAURA INNES GUEST STARS – Detective Britten (Jason Isaacs) suddenly becomes a suspect in his own case when an FBI agent, Santoro (Megan Dodds), questions his methods of tracking down a serial killer thought to be dead. Meanwhile, in the wake of her son’s death, Hannah (Laura Allen) is finding comfort in exploring the possibility of moving to Oregon and going back to school. Both Dr. Lee (BD Wong) and Dr. Evans (Cherry Jones) believe that if Britten moves out of Los Angeles that his healing will progress and that his dreams will disappear. Dylan Minnette, Steve Harris and Wilmer Valderrama also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "Island of Dreams" New 9:00pm NBC 60min 2012 TV-14 (V)
  03/30/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : Nick and Monroe investigate the murder of a spice-shop owner, and the victim's sister may prove to be an ally for Nick; Capt. Renard recruits Adalind to hex Hank; Sgt. Wu gets caught up in Adalind's scheme. New (CC)
   

• NBC "THE FIRM" "CHAPTER THIRTEEN"
  03/31/2012 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : TRUSTING OTHERS— Angry at being deceived, Mitch (Josh Lucas) and Ray (Callum Keith Rennie) go to meet Andrew (Shaun Majumder), who finally comes clean and offers to help expose Kinross & Clark to the FBI. With Abby (Molly Parker) and Claire (Natasha Calis) seemingly safe in protective custody, Abby tries to convince the authorities to stop the next murder from happening. Meanwhile, Mitch and the rest of the team prepare to take on Kevin Stack (Martin Donovan), but little do they know that Stack has his own plan in the works. Juliette Lewis stars and Tricia Helfer guest stars.
   

• NBC 3/25: We've got a few things to get you excited about Music Monday! You'll find highlights, next on's, coach's catch-ups and battle preparations.
  3/26: Start your Monday with highlights from this weekend and new sneak peeks.
  Looking ahead, we’ve got new previews for Awake and Grimm that you are sure to love!
  3/27: We’re so excited for tonight’s new episode of Fashion Star, we’ve got a lovely little video from Jessica Simpson that you’re sure to enjoy!
  Looking ahead, Bent returns Wednesday with two back-to-back episodes at 9/8c. Tune-in by watching the newest sneak peek! And Friday on Who Do You Think You Are?, we’ll join Rita Wilson as she makes a startling discovery about her family history. Take an early look with the two emotional videos below. Don’t forget, we’ve got a 3-hour episode of the Celebrity Apprentice this Sunday! Check out a sneak peek of all the drama now.
  And Harry’s Law returns Sunday, April 8th 8/7c, but we’ve got your first look with the included preview.
  Today, you’ll find all the great moments from last night along with new interviews from Jay and Jimmy!
  3/28: The one and only Stevie Nicks comes to Up All Night tomorrow and we can’t wait to see her! The legendary singer explains why her role in the interview below and why she’s not nervous about the show. Hear what Maya Rudolph and Jennifer Hall have to say about the guest star too!
  Look for the latest late show interviews, full episodes, and more from last night.
  3/29: We’ve got last night’s episodes, highlights, and interviews to brighten up your day.
   

• TUNE IN TO TV LAND FOR A NEW EPISODE OF "HOT IN CLEVELAND" WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28 AT 10:00 PM ET/PT
  Everything Goes Better With Vampires
  In this episode, Joy (Jane Leeves) dates a guy who she thinks is her teen crush Rick Springfield (played by Rick Springfield) and Victoria (Wendie Malick) wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper (Rhea Perlman). Meanwhile, Melanie's (Valerie Bertinelli) date with a pretentious professor (Craig Bierko) makes her feel insecure and Elka (Betty White) is fed up with her writing partner Mamie (Georgia Engel).
  Guest stars: Georgia Engel ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show"), Rick Springfield ("General Hospital"), Rhea Perlman ("Cheers") and Craig Bierko ("Cinderella Man").
   

• Syfy Being Human - Airs Monday, March 26th @ 9/8c on Syfy
  The lives of Aidan, Sally and Josh are turned upside down by people from their pasts in this week's episode of Being Human. Aidan's mother returns while Josh's relationship is at stake when someone from his past surfaces. Be sure to tune in this Monday, March 26th at 9/8c to see who the presence from the past is! 'Don't Fear The Scott' - Sneak Peek
   

• Syfy In this week's episode of Lost Girl, Dyson's apparent murder of a Dark Fae is complicated by his lack of memory and apparent links to Vex. Bo and Kenzie try to figure out what exactly happened to Dyson and attempt to figure out who the real killer is.
  Lost Girl - Airs - Monday, March 26th @ 10/9c on Syfy
  'Faetal Justice' - Sneak Peek
   

• Syfy Merlin - Airs Friday, March 30th @ 10/9c on Syfy
  In the season finale of Merlin, we see Arthur and his men in the forest, escaping defeat my Morgana's army. Merlin advises the men to continue on without him as he uses magic to cover his tracks but summons the Great Dragon instead. Tune in to season finale this Friday at 10/9c!
  'The Sword in the Stone - Part 2' - Sneak Peek
  The True King of Camelot Meets His Destiny in “The Sword and the Stone, Part 2,” the Fourth Season Finale of MERLIN this Friday on Syfy. The legend’s most iconic moment arrives for Arthur, Merlin and all of Camelot in March 30 episode.  Be sure to follow the latest news on MERLIN at the Official Merlin page on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nbcmerlin  .  Tons more Information on our forum!
  Video Clips from “The Sword in the Stone, Part 2” can be found here Videos
   

• TNT Saturday, March 31 at 8 p.m. (ET/PT) - TV-14-DLSV
  Award-winning actresses Sherry Stringfield (ER) and Virginia Madsen (Sideways) play cops on the trail of a ruthless serial killer in TNT's all new original movie adaptation of the chart-topping bestseller Hornet's Nest. Based on a book by America's #1 crime novelist, Patricia Cornwell, whose works have sold more than 100 million copies worldwide, Hornet's Nest also stars Robbie Amell (Picture This), Michael Boatman (The Good Wife) and Michael B. Silver (ER). The movie premieres Saturday, March 31, at 8 p.m. (ET/PT) on TNT.
  Hornet's Nest, which was a #1 New York Times bestseller, is the first in Cornwell's series of mysteries featuring Police Chief Judy Hammer (Madsen); her top deputy, Virginia West (Stringfield); and reporter Andy Brazil (Amell). Set in Charlotte, N.C., the story opens with everyone desperate to solve the latest crisis: a serial killer is specializing in out-of-town businessmen. Hammer and West make the murder investigation their top priority. But West is less than pleased when Hammer pairs her up with Brazil, a cub reporter assigned to cover the police department. Boatman plays Richard Panesa, publisher of the newspaper for which Brazil works. And Silver is Deputy Chief Adam Goode, who frequently butts heads with West.
  Hornet's Nest was adapted by screenwriter Dee Johnson, whose credits include TNT's Southland and Rizzoli & Isles. Jim Head (Salem Falls, Ricochet) serves as executive producer, along with Cornwell, who recently released Red Mist (G.P. Putnam's Sons) and Millicent Shelton (Californication, 30 Rock) serves as director.
  
  

• TVLAND Georgia Engel is guest starring on "Hot in Cleveland" this week! Watch Betty White and Georgia Engel discuss their lifelong friendship and their favorite parts of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." Video
  New Episode of "Hot in Cleveland" airs Wednesdays at 10pm on TV Land
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA...Spring Has Arrived! Play Outside by Day, Tune-in to USA Network by Night
  SHAWN AND GUS ACT AS CORONERS ON "PSYCH" INSURANCE MEDIATIONS ARE ON THE HOOK WITH "FAIRLY LEGAL" WITSEC HEADS TO AN INDIAN RESERVATION ON "IN PLAIN SIGHT"
  March Madness is not just for basketball! USA brings you thrilling, edge-of-your seat programming with new episodes of PSYCH, FAIRLY LEGAL, and IN PLAIN SIGHT. Plus, enjoy a sneak peek into the personal lives of two WWE stars in the "Once in a Lifetime - The Rock vs. John Cena" special on 3/26 and a NCIS "Mark Madness" marathon!
   

• USA Network WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28
  PSYCH - "Autopsy Turvy"- 10/9C
  After a mortician brings to light a mistake Woody the coroner (Kurt Fuller) made while performing an autopsy, Shawn (James Roday) and Gus (Dulé Hill) try to figure out the body's real cause of death as well as save Woody from losing his job. Guest Stars: Glenne Headly, French Stewart, Ivana Milicevic, Kate Micucci, Jocelyne Loewen, Ashley Hand, Jill Morrison, CJ Jackman-Zigante
  You can speak with the man himself, Kurt Fuller, joined with producer extraordinaire Andy Berman (who also wrote the episode) live during the episode on Character Chatter . Fans can also check-in via GetGlue for their chance to win an exclusive Psych Arcade and iPad! Promo
  Woody Never Makes Mistakes? Video Clip Shawn and Gus' Secret Weapon  Video Clip 
  
  USA Network FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  FAIRLY LEGAL - "Bait & Switch" - 9/8C
  Judge Nicastro (guest star Gerald McRaney) orders Kate (Sarah Shahi) to mediate an insurance dispute between a fishing boat Captain and a deckhand who suffered a debilitating accident. Judge Nicastro encourages Lauren (Virginia Williams) to start dating again.  Guest starring Tahmoh Penikett, Gerald McRaney. Our Review Video Clip  Promo 
  
  USA Network IN PLAIN SIGHT - "Reservations, I Got a Few" - 10/9C
  When Marshall's (Frederick Weller) witness escapes from the WITSEC offices and disappears on an Indian Reservation, Mary (Mary McCormack) and Marshall will need the help of a Native American detective to track him down.
  Guest Stars: Julia Jones, Wes Studi, Alimi Ballard, Bryan Callen
  And fans can check-in via GetGlue to win a Collector's Edition DVD Box Set of the entire series!
  Video Clip  Promo 

NON-FICTION

• A&E'S HIT ORIGINAL SERIES 'STORAGE WARS:TEXAS' AIRS NEW BACK-TO-BACK EPISODES TUESDAY, MARCH 27 AT 10 PM & 10:30 PM ET/PT
  In "Storage Wars: Texas," A&E's top-rated non-fiction franchise heads to the Lone Star state to follow teams of bidders on their quest for auction gold.
  In the episode entitled "High Tea Tight" airing Tuesday, March 27 at 10PM ET/PT the buyers land in Lewisville, Texas. This town is known for its glittering lakes and well-to-do residence--meaning it's the perfect place for the buyers to strike it rich. Victor and Lesa duke it out for a locker with a player piano while Ricky and Bobby learn a thing or two about tea parties. When Roy Williams finds an alarming item it is evident that treasure is everywhere, but who will take home the winning item is anybody's guess.
  Immediately following at 10:30 PM ET/PT, the episode entitled "For a Few Lockers More" the Storage Stampede hits the Dallas metroplex with back-to-back auctions. If the buyers can't keep up with the crowd, they risk missing a locker of a lifetime. In order to do so, Ricky and Bubba enlist a fisherman's strategy. Meanwhile, Victor Rjesnjansky gambles on some video poker machines and Jerry forces Lesa to buy a contractors unit. Through a bevy of auctions, the buyers will have to show grit, stamina, and the ability to read a map, if they hope to win.
  
  

• ABC NEXT WEEK ON DANCING WITH THE STARS (3/26 & 27)
  AFTER AN EXCEPTIONALLY COMPETITIVE SEASON OPENER, THE TALENTED COUPLES RETURN FOR WEEK TWO WITH MORE FIERCE DANCE MOVES, ON ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS"
  Special Musical Guests Sugarland and Matt Nathanson Help Kick Off the Season Premiere Of "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show," Tuesday, March 27
  The Troupe Returns to "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" with Two New Members, And the First Couple Will Be Eliminated on Tuesday
  "Episode 1402" -- After last week's sensational season opener, which proved to be one of the most competitive season premieres ever, all 12 couples return to the ballroom with another fabulous lineup of extraordinary performances. This week the couples will dance either the Jive or the Quickstep, MONDAY, MARCH 26 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  A one-hour special, "Dancing with the Stars: The Story So Far," airing TUESDAY, MARCH 27 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET), will recap the thrilling dance performances from last week's premiere and from Monday's performance show, along with never-before-seen footage from the teams' confessionals and exciting backstage moments.
  Following the one-hour special, country superstars Sugarland and talented singer songwriter Matt Nathanson join in on the fun for the Season Premiere of "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" ("Episode 1402A"), TUESDAY, MARCH 27 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Nathanson will perform his latest single, "Run," featuring Sugarland in a special performance accompanied by pro dancers Tristan MacManus and Peta Murgatroyd. Sugarland will return to the stage for a second performance of infectious track "Find the Beat Again," accompanied by four members of this season's Troupe. Season 14's Troupe returns with two new members, Henry Byalikov and Emma Slater. During Tuesday night's show, the Troupe will be joined by the professional dancers of the season for an amazing performance, and by evening's end the first couple will be sent home.
  Viewers may cast their votes for their favorite teams via phone on Monday night during and up to 60 minutes after the "Dancing with the Stars" performance shows. AT&T customers may also vote by texting the word "VOTE" and entering the number that corresponds to the team they want to support (message and data rates may apply).
   

• ABC Friday March 30
  9:00 PM-10:00 PM PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
   

• ABC Friday March 30
  10:00 PM-11:00 PM 20/20
   

• ABC BALL BOYS (3/31)
  A VISIT BY FORMER NBA GREAT JALEN ROSE, PLUS ONE OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST FOOTBALL COLLECTIONS HIGHLIGHT SPORTS-ORIENTED REALITY SERIES, "BALL BOYS" SATURDAY, MARCH 31 ON ABC
  "Ball Boys" follows the sports memorabilia business at iconic Robbie's 1st Base in Baltimore, MD, and the charming family-like relationships of the sports fanatics who work there - Robbie Sr. and Junior, Sweet Lou and Shaggy. Two half-hour episodes air SATURDAY, MARCH 31 (3:00-4:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Strike It Rich" (3:00-3:30 p.m.) - Former NBA star Jalen Rose swings by to educate Junior in basketball, while Senior negotiates with a customer who literally crosses the line. Sweet Lou and Junior go to bat for a Minneapolis Twins fan looking to surprise his dad for his birthday, while the boys barter for a 1940s Philadelphia Eagles football signed by a Hollywood icon. Plus, Sweet Lou misbehaves in the store and Senior contemplates his punishment.
  "Shirts and 'Skins" (3:30-4:00 p.m.) - To Sweet Lou's lament, Senior rewards Shaggy with a trip to see one of the greatest - and strangest - Washington Redskins collections in the world. Meanwhile, a Hank Aaron Atlanta Braves jersey forces to boys to be creative during negotiation with the owner, and things get personal when Junior is offered a chance to purchase a Magic Johnson signed basketball. In addition, Shaggy and Sweet Lou get into an argument about the recent All-Star baseball game.
  From the producers of cable's top rated "Pawn Stars," the 12 half-hour episodes will feature the never-before-seen negotiation of buying and selling unique sports merchandise, both at the store and at off-site locations. In addition, numerous sports legends - from football pioneer Jim Brown to baseball great Pete Rose to former NBA star and current ESPN commentator Jalen Rose - stop by the store to join in lively debates, smack talk and comical antics with the staff.
   

• Bravo In the next episode of “Shahs of Sunset” airing on Sunday, April 1 at 10p.m ET/PT, Sammy is put on the spot when Mohamed comes back from vacation and evaluates the work on his palatial Beverly Hills home. Asa plays her new single for a major music producer and starts to feel pressures to conform her image, while Reza and MJ share a special birthday moment. Then at GG’s parents’ 40th anniversary party, she risks blowing her cool when MJ shows up four hours late to the festivities. Sneak Peek On tonight’s episode of “Watch What Happen Live” at 11pm ET/PT, host Andy Cohen welcomes Jenna Jameson and Clay Aiken to the clubhouse. Video .
   

• CBS 60 Minutes CBS
  War helped shape tennis star Novak Djokovic
  The war in Yugoslavia and the bombing of Belgrade helped shape Novak Djokovic into the tennis champion he is today. Watch Bob Simon's profile on Sunday, March 25 at 7 p.m. ET/PT.
  Read story Watch Video
  Freedom after nearly 25 years of wrongful imprisonment
  A wrongfully convicted man whose prosecutor is now being investigated for withholding evidence is calling for greater accountability of prosecutors nationwide. Lara Logan reports on Sunday, March 25 at 7 p.m. ET/PT.
  Read Story  Watch Video
  Face Blindness: When everyone is a stranger
  Imagine you couldn't recognize people's faces, and even your own family looked unfamiliar. Lesley Stahl reports on face blindness, a puzzling neurological disorder.
  Read Story
  60 Minutes Overtime: Do you have trouble recognizing faces?
   

• CBS TWO TEAMS SEE HOW THEY STACK UP AFTER HITTING THE HAY, AND RACERS SPONGE UP THE LOCALS AT AN OILY DETOUR DURING “THE AMAZING RACE’S” FIRST EVER TRIP TO AZERBAIJAN, ON SUNDAY, MARCH 25
  “This Is Wicked Strange (Baku, Azerbaijan)” – Two Teams hit the hay to see how well they stack up and Racers break out the sponges for an oily detour during the series first-ever trip to Azerbaijan, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, March 25 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Phil Keoghan is host.
   

• CBS “LET’S MAKE A DEAL” CELEBRATES 500 EPISODES WITH THE RETURN OF THE ‘SUPER DEAL’ MARCH 26
  Host Wayne Brady Invites Traders to Bargain for the
  Show's 'Super Deal' – $50,000 Each Day For Two Weeks
  LET’S MAKE A DEAL, with host Wayne Brady, is offering traders the opportunity to walk away with $500,000 in cash as the show celebrates its 500th episode on Monday, March 26 on the CBS Television Network. Each day, for two full weeks, one lucky trader can earn the opportunity to bargain with Brady for a jackpot prize of $50,000. The “Super Deal” comes in addition to the show's daily ultimate prize bonanza – the Big Deal of the Day.
   

• CBS CORKS FLY AND CELEBRATIONS COMMENCE FOLLOWING THE TRIBAL MERGE, ON "SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28
  "The Beauty In A Merge" — Allegiances are thrown into question when one tribe member makes a bold move at tribal council, on SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD, Wednesday, March 28 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD is hosted by Emmy Award-winning host Jeff Probst and produced by SEG, Inc. Mark Burnett, Jeff Probst and David Burris are executive producers and Leisa Francis is co-executive producer.
   

• CBS THE BOSS OF YANKEE CANDLE’S KNACK FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE PUTS HIS UNDERCOVER MISSION IN JEOPARDY, AND ONE STORE’S SLOPPY EXTERIOR DRAWS FIRE FROM THE CEO, ON "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  “Yankee Candle”— Harlan Kent, President and CEO of Yankee Candle, the leading designer, manufacturer, wholesaler and retailer of premium scented candles, goes undercover where his customer service skills leave several co-workers questioning his true identity, and the Boss grows frustrated with one store’s lack of curb appeal, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, March 30 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Saturday Mar 31
  NCAA MEN'S FINAL FOUR
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28
  “AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” – (9:00-10:00p.m. ET)
  “Beverly Johnson” (Content Rating TBD)
  THE MODELS HEAD TO TORONTO FOR FASHION WEEK — The women head to Toronto for fashion week where they have to go on castings to book modeling jobs. Some of the models get discouraged when they don’t book any runway shows. At the photo shoot, the women pose in foliage while being covered in maple syrup. Kelly Cutrone and Nigel Barker join guest judge Beverly Johnson and Tyra Banks on the judges’ panel for elimination (#1805).
  Deleted Scenes - Sophie At Home  Sophie's Coffee Lesson  Nigel's Direction Jay Expects More 
  Laura and Sophie Post Shoot  Lackluster Energy Jay's Thoughts Alisha After Elimination
   

• Discovery Channel NEW THIS SUNDAY AFTER FROZEN PLANET! NEW MYTHBUSTERS ON A NEW NIGHT - AND ADAM & JAMIE'S NEW SERIES, UNCHAINED REACTION
  MYTHBUSTERS -- 3/25 9PM ET/PT
  Beginning March 25, MYTHBUSTERS kicks off all-new episodes on a brand-new night - Sundays at 9PM ET/PT - with a one-hour duct tape extravaganza!
  Duct tape has long been a MYTHBUSTERS staple, but it's never been put to the test like this! In the March 25 episode, Adam and Jamie get abandoned on a deserted island, armed with nothing but the sticky silver adhesive. Can they use it to source water, find food, build shelter, and even escape?
  VIDEO: Fashioning...Fashion - Concerned about parasites and infection, a shoeless Adam and Jamie fashion footwear from duct tape. See how their resulting pairs compare. Video
  Sticky SOS - While crafting a SOS signal on the beach from duct tape, Adam must take a moment to build himself protection from the savage sun. Video
   

• Discovery Channel UNCHAINED REACTION - 3/25 10PM ET/PT
  UNCHAINED REACTION features competition judges Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman of MYTHBUSTERS, as they pit two teams of varying backgrounds against each other to build a wild and elaborate chain reaction contraption based on a different theme each week.
  In this Sunday's new episode, March 25 at 10PM ET/PT, Team Aerospace from NASA and team NAC, special effects artists, build a "Fire and Ice" themed machine.
  VIDEO: Water Wheel -- Team NAC steps up their game by adding water powered elements to their contraption. hVideo
   

• Discovery Channel Sons of Guns
  Jesse James makes a surprise appearance on the March 28th episode of SONS OF GUNS
  Catch a sneak peek of Jesse’s all-new Discovery show, launching April 9th, during this week’s SONS OF GUNS premiere You’re Jesse F’ing James!
  The crew at Red Jacket Firearms gets a major surprise when master fabricator and gun guru Jesse James pulls up to the Baton Rouge-based shop.James is looking for another weapon to add to his Class 3 collection – a Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR), a weapon used in World War I and favored by the infamous duo Bonnie and Clyde. Will is tasked with tracking one down, no small feat, as well as customizing it – replacing the wooden “furniture” on the gun (forearm, butt stock, pistol grips) with aluminum. James, not one to stand on the sidelines, joins in the build and gives Flem a lesson in welding. And Jesse gets a chance to fire the finished weapon at an explosive-packed set-up befitting of the prohibition-era gun. Jesse James Surprise  Jesse James Lets Loose
  In this week’s SONS OF GUNS episode, viewers can catch a sneak peek of Jesse James’ new show premiering on Discovery April 9th at 10PM E/P. Getting back to his roots as one of the world’s top fabricators, Jesse leaves California behind and takes on a partner role at Texas-based custom fabrication company Austin Speed Shop. To ensure his team can handle his style of working, Jesse issues a challenge to test them: rebuild a 1932 Ford Roadster in four weeks – a fraction of the time it would normally take for such aproject. The stakes are high – they know this could be their one shot to join the big leagues and work along side Jesse James. Promo for new Jesse James special
   

• Discovery Channel MONDAY, MARCH 26, 2012:
  9 PM ET/PT - AMERICAN CHOPPER: SENIOR VS. JUNIOR - Muscle Car
   

• Discovery Channel The famous gypsies and travellers continue their outlandish behavior in an all-new episode of MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING airing this Friday, March 30 at 10/9c. Meet Irish Traveller Danielle who is determined to follow strict traveller customs. She plans to marry the man of her dreams on her 16th birthday, but her fiancée, 20 year-old Brendan, is facing jail time for accepting stolen property. Over the last few years he's been in and out of jail and believes that he's been targeted because he's a traveller. Will Brendan say I do or be detained?
  In the sneak peek video below, Danielle is prepping for her traditional bachelorette party known in the UK as hen night. The black, pink and bling themed party will no doubt entail unique dresses of all sizes.
  Video For 10 ways to "go gypsy" at your wedding visit: Link
   

• GET OBSESSED WITH DISCOVERY FIT & HEALTH
  -- New Series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Premieres Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT -
  (New York, NY) - Discovery Fit & Health is putting the intricate relationship between a mother and daughter under the microscope in the new series MY MOM IS OBSESSED Thursday, March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT. The six episode docu-series will give an intimate, heart-warming and sometimes shocking look into the lives of moms and daughters who are anything but ordinary. Each episode will take an emotional journey inside the minds of two teenage girls, ages 12-18, who are struggling to create healthy relationships with their dysfunctional mothers who are consumed with an obsession such as plastic surgery, weight, shopping, working out or partying. Driven to their breaking points and put in the unthinkable position of taking on the role of the parent, these teenagers are demanding a change. Through tough love, dedication and the help of a therapist these pairs will try to pull themselves back from the brink of disaster and maintain a healthy and loving mother/daughter relationship. The families fight to repair an already broken relationship while experiencing anger, heartache, love, reconciliation and change. MY MOM IS OBSESSED includes the below episodes:
  Exercise & Plastic Surgery - March 29 at 10 PM ET/PT Susan from Grosse Ile Township, MI is addicted to cosmetic procedures and it's making the life of her daughter Analise extremely difficult. Meanwhile, Sharnique from Marietta, GA is obsessed with the gym and it's ruining the life of her daughter Brittany. If these moms don't get therapy, it looks like their relationships with their daughters will be permanently damaged.
  
  

• FOX WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28, ON FOX
  The AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live once again hoping to excite the judges and the nation. After the performances, it is up to America to vote for their favorite singers. Tune in to see who amazes the judges and who falls flat in the all-new “10 Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, March 28 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1128/9) (TV-PG D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 29
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER FINALIST IS VOTED OFF ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week where one of the finalists will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who does not make the cut after the nation’s vote is revealed live in the all-new “1 of 10 Voted Off” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, March 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1128/29A) (TV-PG D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler
  HEEJUN HAN ELIMINATED ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
  TOP EIGHT FINALISTS SING SONGS FROM THE EIGHTIES WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX
  The Wanted to Perform and Jennifer Lopez To Premiere Her New Music Video “Dance Again” on Next Results Show Thursday, April 5
  Heejun Han was eliminated tonight on AMERICAN IDOL after he received the fewest votes among the finalists. On tonight’s results show, Nicki Minaj took the stage and performed her megahit “Starships” and Season 10 IDOL winner and platinum-selling country artist Scotty McCreery returned to perform his newest single, “Water Tower Town.” After McCreery’s performance, Jimmy Iovine presented him with a platinum record signifying sales of more than one million units for his debut album “Clear As Day.”
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 30
  **SEASON FINALE**--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO REVIVE MEXICAN CUISINE IN THE WINDY CITY ON AN ALL-NEW “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” SEASON FINALE FRIDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay visits the windy city to check in on Mexican restaurant Zocalo. Although the Chicago restaurant offers a vibrant atmosphere, Chef Ramsay is shocked by the disorganized staff and lack of service. Find out if he is able to revive the restaurant in the all-new season finale “Zocalo” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, March 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-417) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 31
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: COPS returns this summer.]
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**--“Q’VIVA! THE CHOSEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
  THE CHOSEN ARTISTS PREPARE FOR ANOTHER PERFORMANCE ON AN ALL-NEW “Q’VIVA! THE CHOSEN” SATURDAY, MARCH 31 ON FOX
  Over 70 promising performers from all over Latin America were hand-picked by Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jamie King to travel to Los Angeles for the performance of a lifetime. As preparations for the show begin, injuries take their toll on some of the artists. Then they face another round of dramatic and heartbreaking eliminations in the all-new “Episode Five” of Q’VIVA! THE CHOSEN airing Saturday, March 31 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (QV-109/10) (TV-PG D, L)
  Hosts: Jennifer Lopez; Marc Anthony; Jamie King
   

• FX We’ve just uploaded a new spot for FX’s THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER LIVE, which airs Fridays at 10:00 PM only on FX.
  The Ultimate Fighter Live on FX – Old School vs. New School Description: Teams react after Cruz picks two top fighters to face off early in the competition. Cruz trains number one pick Justin Lawrence as Faber prepares Brazilian jiu-jitsu veteran Cristiano Marcello for their highly-anticipated clash in the Octagon. Video
   

• History We're happy to share with you several updates from your favorite shows on HISTORY - Top Gear, Top Shot, and Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy!
  Top Gear - Airs Tuesdays at 9/8c
  Start your Top Tuesday's with an all new episode of Top Gear with Adam Ferrara, Rutledge Wood and Tanner Foust and check out the short form video Set Tour: Video
  * Set Tour: Adam shows us around the Top Gear set
  Top Shot - Airs Tuesdays at 10/9c
  Top Tuesday's continues with an all new Top Shot. Catch a preview of next week's episode here and check out the new Anatomy of a Shot: Swing Into Action and our weekly Weapons Rundown: Kentucky Flintlock Pistol: Video
  * Anatomy of a Shot: Swing Into Action: Both Red and Blue struggle with the team challenge but only one will come out on top
  * Weapons Rundown: Kentucky Flintlock Pistol: This gun has gone unchanged since its introduction at the turn of the 17th century. It comes with a long list of things that could easily go wrong making it one of the more difficult weapons found in this competition
  Don't forget to vote for your Top Team each week on Top Shot. Voting opens at the beginning of the show, and the winning choice will be revealed LIVE at the end of each episode. Visit the official site for more details about the Top Shot Tweet-Off and to start tweeting in your votes: Video 
  Also, join in the conversation LIVE on twitter as Colby Donaldson tweets with fans during each week's new episode!
  Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy - Airs Wednesdays at 9/8c
  Catch a preview for next Wednesday's all new Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy and then check out a fun short form video FBI Breach: Video
  * FBI Breach: The FBI trains Larry in the art of the "breach", also known as "busting in a door to get the bad guys!"
  Stay on top of all of your favorite shows and catch full episodes online at http://www.history.com/  .
   

• History We're happy to share with you a few updates from two of your favorite shows on HISTORY - Ax Men and Full Metal Jousting.
  Ax Men - Airs Sundays at 9/8c
  Catch the all-new preview for this week's episode of Ax Men premiering Sunday at 9/8c, along with the short form video Southern Women
  Southern Women: Florida local Nikki Douglas boards Logzilla to lend a helping hand.
  From mountaintop to river bottom, loggers risk life and limb for “Green Gold” – and the competition is fiercer than ever…
  AX MEN Original Hit Logging Series Returns for 5th Season
  Catch the preview for this Sunday's episode of Ax Men premiering at 9/8c, along with the short form video Logzilla
  * Logzilla: Jimmy and boat builder Steve Livingston construct a monster of a log boat, complete with top-of-the-line equipment. Watch as their creation takes shape.
   

• History Full Metal Jousting - Airs Sundays at 10/9c
  The action continues on Full Metal Jousting premiering Sunday at 10/9c.
  Watch the all-new sneak peek, then catch the short form video Meet Rope
  Meet Rope: Rope Meyers is the 2002 Gold Medalist at the Olympic Rodeo competition and plans to use those winning ways to become Full Metal Jousting champion.
  Also, there's still time to enter the Full Metal Jousting Sweepstakes on Facebook (Link ) for a chance to win a suit of armor from the show.
  Stay on top of all of your favorite shows and catch full episodes online at http://www.history.com/.
  The action continues on Full Metal Jousting premiering at 10/9c. Watch the all-new sneak peek, then catch Inside the Joust: Knowles vs. Suda
  *Inside the Joust: Knowles vs. Suda: Paula Suda and Josh Knowles put their friendship aside and go head to head in the first quarterfinal joust.
   

• History Channel Mudcats - Airs Thursdays at 10/9c
  Thursday continues with an all new Mudcats. Watch a preview for the episode, along with a look into Gone Fishing: http://www.history.com/shows/mudcats/videos/mudcats-gone-fishing#mudcats-gone-fishing
  *Gone Fishing: Hand fishing for catfish is a way of life for the
  mudcatters of Oklahoma.
   

• History Channel Swamp People - Airs Thursdays at 9/8c
  Swamp People returns with an all new episode at 9/8c! Catch a preview for this Thursday's episode, along with the short form video, Tough Skin
  *Tough Skin: These swampers weigh in on the hardest part of gator hunting.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "SU2127" 03/25/2012 (07:00PM - 08:00PM) (Sunday)
  Sunday, March 25 at 7p/6c
  Lester Holt reports from Sanford, Florida with the latest on the story of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. The unarmed high school student was shot to death in a gated community by a neighborhood watch member last month. Since then the incident has drawn widespread attention to Florida’s gun laws, raised questions of racial profiling, and prompted protests in Florida and across the internet.
  Nearly ten years ago Tom Brokaw introduced us to a fresh-faced soldier preparing to fight the war in Iraq. Brokaw followed the progress of the soldier through his combat deployment and his return to the US; and chronicled the dramatic changes in the soldier’s life as he struggled to deal with reintegration with his family, PTSD and unemployment. Now, Brokaw presents another turn in the soldier’s life. As part of NBC News Hiring our Heroes initiative, this time it’s a story of hope.
  If you can’t get major medical coverage there may be an answer. Some companies are pushing insurance they say is available to everyone (regardless of pre-existing conditions). The salesperson implies on the phone that the coverage is as good as major medical, but some people who got sick and ended up in the hospital, were left holding the bag when the bills came in. Chris Hansen will confront the people who sell insurance that may not be insurance at all.
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" "PARTY LIKE A MOCK-STAR"
  03/25/2012 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE CELEBRITIES CREATE AND HOST A CRYSTAL LIGHT MOCKTAIL PARTY LAUNCHING A NEW CRYSTAL LIGHT MOCKTAIL FLAVOR
  The Celebrities’ hosting skills are put to the test when Mr. Trump tasks the teams with putting on a party to promote Crystal Light. One team creates the ultimate beach experience, complete with beach balls and bikini babes, while the other team creates an exotic Garden of Eden. The executives have a difficult decision on their hands, but one team emerges victorious and Donald Trump fires another celebrity. Boardroom advisors: Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr. Special guests Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb (NBC’s Today Show).
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE FINAL BATTLES"
  03/26/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : THE BATTLES CONTINUE – THE COACHES ENLIST MUSIC LEGEND LIONEL RICHIE AND MULTI-PLATINUM ARTISTS KELLY CLARKSON, KENNY "BABYFACE" EDMONDS, JEWEL, MIRANDA LAMBERT, ALANIS MORISSETTE, NE-YO AND ROBIN THICKE TO LEND THEIR EXPERTISE – The "battle rounds" continue and the coaches enlist the help of music industry professionals to offer their knowledge and skill as advisers. Christina Aguilera teams up with Jewel and Lionel Richie, Adam Levine with Alanis Morissette and Robin Thicke, Cee Lo Green with Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds and Ne-Yo, and Blake Shelton with Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert. In this phase the coaches pit two of their own team members against each other in a dueling duet. After the vocal face-off, each coach must choose which vocalist from their team is the strongest and advance them to the live shows. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
   

• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER 13"
  "EPISODE 13"
  03/27/2012 (08:00PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : SEASON 12 FAN FAVORITES ANTONE, BECKY AND VINNY RETURN -- To address the excuse "exercise is boring," trainer Dolvett Quince spices things up by taking contestants to a Zumba class, and trainer Bob Harper takes the players mountain biking. In this week’s pop challenge, the seven remaining contestants try to load boxes of food on to seven trucks, with the contestant who finishes first getting the chance to pay it forward by donating the products to their hometown food bank. Then a cooking challenge, that begins at the market and ends at the ranch, finds the contestants racing against time to whip up a healthy, tasty and creative dish. Their judges will be season 12 fan favorites Antone, Becky and Vinny, who stick around to get better acquainted with the contestants before another weigh-in and elimination sends a player home. Alison Sweeney hosts the series.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" "EPISODE 3"
  03/27/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : TREND REPORTERS FROM THE THREE RETAILERS MEET WITH DESIGNERS TO DISCUSS SUMMER MUST-HAVES --The remaining 12 designers look into the future to create a summer trend for their brand. First the designers meet with trend reporters from Macy’s, H&M and Saks Fifth Avenue to learn the fashion summer forecast. For the challenge, the designers must create a look that incorporates the summer trends. Some will win big, while others will miss the mark and leave the mentors wondering who they are as a designer. The winning creations will be available online immediately and in stores the following day. Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos act as celebrity mentors. Elle Macpherson hosts and executive produces the series.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "032812"
  03/28/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday)
  Tonight on Rock Center: Facing few options, Americans turn to pawn shops when savings run out.
  Video: Taking Credit: Pawn shops go digital
  Ever heard of opposition research? Oppo researchers discover the dirt that is slung on the presidential campaign trail. This election year's oppo researchers predict a long slog. Read more here
  Video: There Will Be Mud: Inside the world of opposition research
   

• NBC "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "RITA WILSON"
  03/30/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : ACTRESS, SINGER AND PRODUCER RITA WILSON TAKES AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY AS SHE LEARNS OF HER FATHER'S EARLY LIFE AND THE STORY HE NEVER SHARED - As Rita Wilson travels to Greece and Bulgaria, she uncovers the untold history of her late father. Her journey begins in Greece where she visits her father's hometown and the place of his birth. The information she receives leads her to Bulgaria where she learns of the hardships and triumphs that shaped her father's life and led him to the United States. Rita's emotional journey brings her to a discovery that she never expected.
   

• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "FR2128"
  03/30/2012 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday)
  Keith Morrison is back this week on Dateline Friday. Here's a preview of tomorrow night's mystery, starting at 10pm/9c.
  Preview: 'Silent Witness'
  Keith Morrison reports the mystery of a young mother who was murdered. 'Silent Witness' airs Friday, March 31st, at 10pm/9c.
   

• NBC "ESCAPE ROUTES" "EPISODE 1"
  03/31/2012 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : NEW REALITY COMPETITION SERIES KICKS OFF NATIONAL ROAD TRIP – Six teams of two participate in a unique road trip competition series with real world challenges. In their first challenge teams will play a real life version of Hanging With Friends – a word game where they will attempt to knock out their opponents by guessing letters of a hidden word. Rossi Morreale hosts.
   

• NBC 3/26: Tomorrow, familiar faces return to the Biggest Loser Ranch, but this time, Season 12’s Antone, Becky and Vinny will be judging a challenge! See what the tempting incentive will be by watching the included preview. Stay tuned because Fashion Star is all about the warm weather looks. If you can’t wait to see what’s hitting the runway, be sure to check out the sneak peeks.
  3/28: This Monday, The Voice goes live! Don't forget to tune-in and vote for your favorites. Plus, we’ve got bonus scenes courtesy of the coaches and new interviews from Christina Milian as she sits down with each of the artists.
  3/30: Start your day with the highlights from last night and new interviews from Jay and Jimmy.
  We’ve got an exciting announcement with THE VOICE – voting has gone social and fans can officially vote on Facebook! Check out the full story below: Link
  Also, we’d like to share some new content with you from THE VOICE and SMASH. Please remember that Christina Milian will be hosting an after-the-show special starting this week on NBC.com.
   

• Will Shannon Elizabeth Go Nude Again?
  Thursday March 29th, 2012  Happily ever after?
  Shannon Elizabeth bared all in “American Pie,” but has she banned any future nude scenes on the big screen? Plus, Shannon is divorced and recently dated Derek Hough from “Dancing with the Stars."
  Find out if Shannon is friends with her exes. Video Link
  Charlie Sheen Returns - Tune In Tomorrow!
  Friday March 30 Talk Show Exclusive.
  Charlie Sheen sits down to talk with Wendy in a daytime talk show exclusive interview.
  Charlie gives us the inside scoop on his new FX show, “Anger Management” and tells us how his life has changed over the past year. No question is off limits when Charlie sits down with Wendy! Don’t miss it.
   

• OWN OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK ACQUIRES "BREAKTHROUGH WITH TONY ROBBINS" PREMIERING MONDAY MARCH 26
  Peak performance strategist Tony Robbins helps inspire change and transforms lives during his series.
  OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network has acquired the series "Breakthrough with Tony Robbins" which will premiere on Monday, March 26 (10-11 p.m. ET/PT). The series follows life coach Tony Robbins as he sets out to inspire change by transforming lives. Robbins helps people find ways to not only help themselves but also help others around them as he guides the participants through tough challenges and empowers them to reach their personal goals. The series is produced by RelativityREAL, Tony Robbins and Reveille. Executive producers are Tony Robbins, Mark Koops, Howard T. Owens, Tom Forman and Shauna Minoprio.
  Sunday, March 26 - "Frank and Kristen Alioto" (premiere episode) Frank and Kristen Alioto went to Hawaii to get married but their wedding night ended up becoming their worst nightmare. While Kristin was partying in the pool at the wedding, Frank became paralyzed when he jumped into the water to join her. After that tragic day, Frank and Kristen's lives were turned upside down as Kristen became more of a caretaker than a wife. Tony steps in and invites the Aliotos to Fiji where he helps Frank realize that he can still live his life without restriction. He challenges Frank to step outside his comfort zone by trying skydiving and even trains him to play Murderball (paraplegic rugby). Meanwhile Kristen goes to the spa for some much-needed R&R. While Tony helps Frank realize he can still live out many of his dreams, he also reminds Kristen to give Frank his freedom so he can live his life to the fullest.
  For more information about the series: Link
  
  

• Science Below is some information on tomorrow's world premiere of NASA'S UNEXPLAINED FILES on SCIENCE. It's the last premiere in SCIENCE's Are We Alone? month.
  ARE WE ALONE? CONCLUDES WITH THE WORLD PREMIERE OF NASA'S UNEXPLAINED FILES ON SCIENCE
  --The World Premiere of NASA'S UNEXPLAINED FILES Premieres on Tuesday, March 27 at 10 PM ET/PT--
  NASA'S UNEXPLAINED FILES gives viewers first-hand accounts of mysterious sightings witnessed by NASA astronauts and gives viewers access to the original footage that captured the attention of scientists. The question remains: is the captured footage that of extraterrestrial life or is it simply a flop in the camera? NASA'S UNEXPLAINED FILES is a part of SCIENCE's Are We Alone? initiative happening the entire month of March.
  Episode Descriptions:
  NASA'S UNEXPLAINED FILES premieres Tuesday, March 27 at 10 PM (ET/PT)
  Countless mysterious objects have been caught by NASA's cameras. In this special, we'll reveal NASA's top ten unexplained encounters using original footage and groundbreaking interviews with astronauts and scientists. Can these phenomena be explained away through science and detective work? Or have NASA's cameras potentially captured the first traces of extraterrestrial life?
  
  

• Syfy We're happy to share with you all new sneak peek clips in support of Ghost Hunters International and Monster Man airing next Wednesday, March 28th on Syfy.
  In the all-new Ghost Hunters International sneak peek, Joe and Scott investigate the kitchen of an old Villa when Scott exits frantically from the laundry room claiming he saw an apparition dressed in white. Joe rushes over to examine the room and communicates to rest of the team through radio about the incident and Barry advises them to continue to investigate to see if they can catch anything on camera.
  In Monster Man, SOTA FX is tasked to build a bug-like creature and Cleve has the team digging through his mold garden to try and find old pieces they can use to cast new parts. Catch the sneak peek and tune in to an all new episode next Wednesday as Cleve crafts creepy crawlies and as the team tackles a new pair of challenges.
  Ghost Hunters International - Airs - Wednesday, March 28th @ 9/8c on Syfy
  'The Rise of Frankenstein: Belgium & Italy' - Sneak Peek
  Monster Man - Airs - Wednesday, March 28th @ 10/9c on Syfy
  'Monster Infestation' - Sneak Peek
  Tune in to the all new episode of Ghost Hunters International at 9/8c and Monster Man at 10/9c next Wednesday.
   

• TLC Primetime Highlights: Week of March 26th (As of March 13th)
  Of note this week: Season finales
  UNTOLD STORIES OF THE ER- Wednesday, March 28th
  MY CRAZY OBSESSION- Wednesday, March 28th
  Mid-season finale: 19 KIDS & COUNTING SEASON 6- Tuesday, March 27th
   

• TLC Everyone's favorite Long Island mom turned real life medium returns to TLC this Sunday, March 25 at 9/8c. Season two of LONG ISLAND MEDIUM will continue to turn skeptics into believers as Theresa Caputo connects countless individuals with their loved ones on the other side. With a two-year wait list and an over-the-top personality, viewers have fallen in love with the Long Island Medium.
  Theresa's special gift of being a medium has no filter and certainly no "off" switch. In the sneak peek below get reacquainted with Theresa and her abilities as she can't escape the spirits, even at the grocery store. Sneak Peek
   

• TLC Reno 911 and Dancing with the Stars’ own Niecy Nash stars in an all-new “docu-sitcom” premiering this Sunday, March 25 at 10/9c on TLC.
  LEAVE IT TO NIECY introduces a new balance of real-life humor through the lens of the beloved comedy format. Six months into her second marriage, Niecy is determined to do things right this time. Now that she has found her soul mate, she wants to make sure they are both around to enjoy each other for a long time. Faced with mortality, Niecy is on a mission to get her entire family eating healthy. The only problem is no one else in her house is onboard. With three teenagers who believe pop tarts are nutritious, and a mom who cooks everything fried in grease and dipped in gravy, Niecy has her work cut out for her. Not one to back down from a fight, she is determined to swap ham hocks for kale, even if it kills them!
  SNEAK PEEKS - I’LL RAISE YOU A MAMMOGRAM
  Just as Niecy is leaving for an audition she runs into husband Jay and realizes that he has an usual "love bump" on his back. Sneak Peek
  JUST ROBBED A FARMER
  Faced with mortality, Niecy is on a mission to get her entire family eating healthy. Sneak Peek
   

• TLC Last time we saw them, Melissa, Donald, Henry and Ashley of TLC’s "My 600-lb Life" had collectively lost almost 2,000lbs over their seven year journeys. Since the show, have they maintained their weight loss and continued working toward their goals?
  Tune-in tonight at 10/9c for MY 600-LB LIFE: WHERE ARE THEY NOW for official updates on where they are now and what has changed since the show. TLC also reveals some never before seen footage and viewers get a behind-the-scenes look from the show’s producer. Psychologist and eating disorder specialist Dr. Mike Dow hosts a "My 600-lb Life" reunion special.
  SNEAK PEEK Video 
  TLC's My 600-lb Life documented the seven-year journey four individuals undertook to escape obesity and regain control of their lives.
  
  

• TLC is premiering the incredibly emotional season finale of 19 KIDS & COUNTING this Tuesday, March 27 at 9/8c.  (SEASON 6) #10 - A DUGGAR LOSS 9:00 PM ET/PT
  We've been with the Duggar family through the highs and lows and now as they face one of the most difficult challenges their family has ever been through. After happily announcing they're expecting baby number 20, Michelle and Jim Bob go to what should be an exciting ultrasound appointment to learn the baby's gender. But when a heartbeat can't be detected, Michelle and Jim Bob must deal with a devastating heartbreak that will fill the Duggars with sorrow and test their strength. Sneak Peek
   

• TLC is wrapping up a fascinating season of MY CRAZY OBSESSION this Wednesday, March 28 at 10/9c.
  Cameras continue to introduce some of the nation’s most extreme and unique obsessions:
  OBSESSED WITH BABY DOLLS – Lynn has been obsessed with dolls for over 65 years and, in 1999, took her obsession one step further and started making them herself. She spends 10 to 15 hours a day working on dolls and can make a reborn in a single day, as opposed to weeks or months, the normal amount of time for other doll makers. Having spent over $25,000 on materials for these dolls, Lynn treats them like real babies.  Video 
  OBSESSED WITH APPLIANCES – Fred and Robert live in Minnesota and have a rare and unique collection of vintage washing machines. All of their machines were manufactured between 1945 and 1965 and they’ve spent 15 years and more than $40,000 to assemble this one-of-a-kind collection. Additionally, 300 vintage vacuums add to their appliance collection.  Video 
  AIRLINE ADDICT – 45 year-old Anthony has been collecting airplane memorabilia since he was 5 years old, but his collection is far from ordinary. Anthony has spent around $200,000 on airline memorabilia and his favorite item in his collection is the winding staircase, which in the early 747’s led to a first class lounge. He has managed successfully to re-create the Pan Am experience in the comfort of his home which includes 18 matching first class seats which are 30 years old and still in working condition.  Video 
  
  

• TLC Tuesday, March 27th
  10:00 PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #4 - CAN WE DECK THE HALLS?
  Bill & Jen get ready to decorate the new house for Christmas. Since Bill's family will be in town for the holidays, Jen hires a decorating service to come out and transform their new house into Texas-sized holiday display.
   

• TLC Tuesday, March 27th
  10:30PM ET/PT
  THE LITTLE COUPLE (SEASON 5) #3 - MAN CAVE/WOMAN CAVE
  Bill and Jen have been loving their new home but find that there's a few more details that can use a personal touch .Bill refinishes the floor of the garage to start turning it into his man cave and Jen decorates her closet to make it her woman cave.
   

• TLC Friday, March 30th
  9:00 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA (SEASON 3) #17 - STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT
  Two brides must overcome obstacles in order to find their dream dresses. One bride's mother tries to share the runway with her while a "faux Southern" bride's search for the perfect down-home gown leaves everybody baffled... including her.
   

• USA Network MONDAY, MARCH 26
  "ONCE IN A LIFETIME - THE ROCK VS. JOHN CENA" - 8/7C
  This lifestyle special is a candid and compelling look at two of the biggest icons in sports entertainment history as they prepare for their "Once in a Lifetime" main event match. From touring and training on the road to Hollywood movie sets to the 54th Annual Daytona 500, this in-depth look with exclusive footage gives viewers unprecedented access and a glimpse into the personal lives of these men.
   

• USA Network WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 9/8C
  The last RAW before WrestleMania XXVIII, this super show will feature Superstars and Divas from both RAW and SMACKDOWN as the stakes rise to the highest levels all year heading into WWE's biggest event.
   

• VH1 All-New Episode "Torn Apart"
  Sunday, March 25th, 2012 8:00 PM ET/ PT
  MOB WIVES Sneak Peek: "Torn Apart"  Video
  Renee is rattled as her family drama unfolds - and begins to lose it while with Karen.
  Carla helps Drita step into the world of dating normal men while Big Ang questions her own relationship with her estranged 9-5 husband. Meanwhile, Renee starts to crack under the pressure of Junior's impending return to prison. Then, when she receives some shocking news, her entire world starts to crumble. Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, another horrifying revelation leaves her shattered.
  Now in its second season on VH1, MOB WIVES (Sundays, 8:00 p.m. ET/PT)
  gives viewers an unfiltered look into the private worlds of six allegedly associated women - Renee, Karen, Carla and Drita, along with new season 2 cast members Ramona and "Big Ang" - all of whom must pick up the pieces while their husbands or fathers do time for mob-related activities. United by a bond which few understand, the women are all struggling with their identities and their futures as they raise their kids as single parents in the New York City area.
  This spring the network will debut a spin-off, MOB WIVES CHICAGO, where the hometown of Al Capone will serve as the backdrop for a new group of 'Syndicate Sisters'.