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Ten List #3
The Ten Commandments of Living in Genoa City
By Bethany
1.
Thou shalt have no other man besides Victor. I mean he has
looks,
money, money, and money. What else could a girl want? Three
out of
four ain't bad.
2.Thou shalt not have a big, huge picture of Victor in the office
where the rest of us have to look at him. Diane, you broke
this
commandment.
3.Victor, thou shalt not say, "I'll be damned." the next
time that
you lose your cool.
4. Remember that you are on call 24/7 for the great and powerful Oz,
oops, wrong post, Victor.
5.Honor thy father and thy mother and give them grandchildren when
they demand them. Paul, you and buggie girl better get busy and or
buy Mary some yarn so she can knit herself one.
6.Thou shalt not kill. Shelia Carter, are you still out there? David
Kimble, are you listening? Oh I forget, you bought the farm when you
went down the chute trying to get away from Dick Tracy aka Paul and
had your dreams "crushed".
7.Thou shalt not commit adultery. Attention Y&R actors and
actresses, please report to the studio for the adulterer's pictures. Those excluded from this shoot are Cassie Newman, Noah Newman, Nate
Hastings, Lillie Winters, Phillip Chancellor IV, Mary Williams and
any
new staff additions that are under ten. Billy, Raul, Rianna,
JT,
Brittney, and Mac, please respond accordingly as the adultery patrol
has been busy and hasn't had time to access your status.
8. Thou shalt not steal. Diane Jenkins, Nikki Newman, and
Ashley
Abbott, you have all committed the same crime. Ashley you can redeem
yourself by providing a paternity test providing that it isn't done
by Phyllis Somers Romalotti.
9.Do not lie on your neighbor. Matt Clark, shame on you. Did you
know
that you can't question the great and powerful Oz, oop. I have
to
remember where I am.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy brother's wife, his children. I
need to
see Olivia Winters, Malcolm Winters, Neil Winters, Drucilla Winters and
Lillie Winters. Be prepared to supply a blood sample for
paternity
testing because I hear through the rumor mill that this nonsense has
gone on long enough.
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