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Episode #15 ~ Snoop Don't Lie

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Matthew: [Sighs] Yes. [Singsong voice] Pizza!

Jeffrey: It's cold.

Matthew: [Normal voice] Even better.

Danielle: Hey! Hey! Hey! Put down that poison. We're going running.

Matthew: You're going running. I'm eating poison -- I mean pizza.

Danielle: Hey! When you finally do meet this of your online dreams, don't you want to look as good as your pictures that we took for you?

Jeffrey: She's right. The number-one thing girls look for in a guy -- survey says...

Matthew: Sense of humor.

Danielle: [Imitates buzzer] Nope. Good body.

Matthew: I think my body's kind of good.

Danielle: Yeah, well, "kind of good" isn't gonna cut it for this girl. I'm gonna help make you look great.

Jeffrey: [Chuckles]

Matthew: Yeah... I don't know.

Danielle: Fine. Fine. I'll go running by myself. But no, no, no. You can stay here and keep eating your pizza and fat and carbs and dreaming of women you'll never get.

Matthew: Okay. You know what? Fine. I'll go.

Danielle: [Chuckles]

Matthew: Just let me get changed.

Danielle: Yep. Hurry up. [Chuckles]

Blair: Téa, I'm so glad that you could come over.

Téa: Truth be told, I'm not sure I'm really ready for a night out yet, but...

Blair: I can't even imagine what you must be going through. I mean, forgive me if asking you to come over here was too much.

Téa: Oh, I'll be all right. I've got to be for Dani and Jack, right?

Blair: Well, that's why I'm having you here, because I need your help.

Rama: Oh, hey, Blair.

Blair: Hey, Rama. You're here early.

Rama: I know. Cutter called me in early to go over some stuff. He's, uh -- he's having dinner right there with the boys.

[Laughter]

Blair: Wow. And he included you? I'm pleasantly surprised.

Rama: I know, right? Me, too.

Blair: Mm-hmm. Oh, since you're here, would you do me a favor and take these brandies over to the couple on table 4.

Rama: Sure.

Blair: Thank you.

Jason: So, how are finals?

Briana: They're intense.

Jason: You must need to relax.

Briana: You bet.

Jason: I've got just the thing.

Rama: Oh, hey, Briana.

Briana: Hey, Rama.

Rama: Hi.

Briana: Have you met Jason?

Rama: No.

Jason: Oh, hi.

Rama: Hi. Very nice to meet you. Welcome to Shelter.

Jason: Thank you.

Rama: Enjoy. Oh, God. I thought he was her father. He's her date.

Blair: [Chuckles] Well, it's a good thing I didn't say, "You have a pretty daughter."

Jeffrey: Destiny, what are you doing here?

Destiny: Uh, hello to you, too, Jeffrey.

Jeffrey: I'm sorry. Forgive me. Hi, Destiny. Drew, welcome.

Destiny: I can't stay long. I'm just here to drop off Drew with Matthew.

Jeffrey: He's not here.

Destiny: Excuse me?

Jeffrey: Yeah. He went out running with Dani.

Destiny: Oh. Okay. Um... I'm sure he'll be back soon. We made plans for him to watch Drew while I'm at work tonight.

Jeffrey: Oh. Yeah, I'm sure they'll be back soon. Um... you want a beer?

Destiny: [Chuckling] Um, I just told you I have to go to work.

Jeffrey: Right. Sorry.

Destiny: But a water would be great.

Jeffrey: Coming right up.

Destiny: Oh! I'm sorry.

Jeffrey: That's fine. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. I got it.

Destiny: Sorry.

Jeffrey: I got it.

Destiny: Sorry.

Jeffrey: No, that's okay.

Rama: I'm sorry, but I need two more brandies for the lovebirds at table 4.

Blair: They drank these already?

Rama: Romance makes people thirsty.

Blair: Well, that's exactly what we want.

Rama: Yes, we do. [Laughs]

Briana: I was going to go home and study.

Jason: Mnh-mnh. Study tomorrow.

Briana: All right. I don't do this with everyone, though -- just you.

Dean: Whoa, whoa. So, you're telling me she's coming here tonight?

Cutter: That's the plan.

Diego: You have to introduce me to her.

Dean: And me.

Cutter: Yeah, okay. But you guys know she's here to sing, not to date the hired hands.

[Both chuckle]

Bruce: Oh, is that all we are to you, Cutter?

Dean: Yeah, man. I thought we were friends.

Diego: Yeah, you know you're saving her for yourself, are you, boss?

Cutter: No. She's like 20 years old.

Dean: So, when has that stopped you before?

Cutter: Okay, but I've been good lately.

Bruce: Good, 'cause as an officer of the law, you know, I keep an eye on that kind of thing.

Cutter: I know exactly what you keep an eye on.

Bruce: [Chuckles] There she is.

Dean: Whoo.

Diego: Man, she looks even better than she looked that first night, huh?

Dean: She looks better than her pictures.

Bruce: Better than her videos.

Cutter: All right, guys. Stop drooling. I'll be right back. Hey, Dusky. Uh, welcome to Shelter.

Dusky: Hey, thank you so much for this shot. Seriously, I'm -- I'm psyched.

Cutter: No problem. We are, too. Here, let me show you around.

Briana: [Takes a pill that Jason passed to her then kisses him]

Natalie: Nigel. So nice to be let in by a professional.

Nigel: For you, Madame, anything.

Natalie: Oh, you know, is there any way I could convince you to come and live with me and Liam?

Viki: Oh, don't even try to go there. Thank you, Nigel.

Nigel: Of course, Madame.

Viki: Hi, honey.

Natalie: Hello.

Viki: So, what was so important you couldn't tell me on the telephone?

Natalie: I got a call this morning... from John.

Téa: Well, you know, when it comes to our kids, I'll do anything.

Blair: Of course, you will. And I told Jack the whole truth about what happened between Victor and Todd. He didn't take it very well.

Téa: Well, I'm not surprised. I mean, Dani says she's fine, but I know she's not. I just don't want to spend in the ER with her, Blair.

Blair: Of course, you don't, sweetheart.

Téa: And you know what? I don't like her spending so much time here, either. I know that I can't keep her from going out entirely, but keep an eye on her for me, would you?

Blair: Of course, I will, but I just run the restaurant. I'm not here until 2:00 in the morning at the club. You know, Cutter runs it.

Téa: She's here until 2:00 in the morning?

Blair: Sometimes.

Téa: Ay, Dios mio.

Blair: She's gonna be fine.

Téa: That's what she says, but I don't think she will be fine -- Oh! -- I mean, especially now that Todd is in town, and he's throwing his money at her.

Blair: Yeah, tell me about it.

Téa: Did you know that he's paying for her apartment, and he's furnishing it?

Blair: I don't doubt that. You should see what he gave Jack. He tried to win him over with this big gaming console computer -- but it didn't work.

Téa: Well, I wish I could say the same for Dani. I know Jack's always been more -- I don't know, what's the word?

Blair: Angry? Volatile?

Téa: [Chuckles]

Blair: Tightly wound?

Téa: No, I was gonna say, "Grounded."

Blair: Grounded? Not anymore, and it's just getting worse. You know, all he plays is those stupid video games, and the more violent, the better for him. He gets very withdrawn.

Téa: Reminds me of someone I know.

Blair: Well, Todd doesn't get withdrawn. Todd actually acts out.

Téa: I'm not talking about Todd. I'm talking about Victor. The way Victor gets withdrawn.

Blair: Right.

Téa: Well, I used to be able to get through to Victor. Maybe I could get through to Jack.

Blair: Would you? Would you talk to Jack, please?

Téa: Absolutely. I'll talk to Jack.

Blair: Thank you. The sooner, the better, okay?

Téa: Okay.

Blair: Thank you.

Viki: Honey, I-I don't understand. How long has it been since you've heard from him?

Natalie: A long while.

Viki: So, he just calls you out of the blue? Why?

Natalie: That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Viki: Yeah, well, I'm not sure there's any way to figure out John McBain.

Clint: Why am I hearing that name in my house?

Natalie: Dad.

Clint: What's he trying to do to you now, darling?

Natalie: Nothing.

Viki: He called her this morning.

Clint: McBain called?! You talked to him?

Natalie: No, I didn't talk to him. I missed the call. He left a message.

Clint: Well, I got a message for him -- never again is he gonna hurt my daughter or my grandson.

[Door opens]

Bo: This really isn't a good time, honey.

Nora: [Clears throat]

Bo: Calvin Broadus!

Snoop: What's a man got to do to see you, B?

Nora: Get arrested.

Bo: Well, yeah, yeah. That wouldn't hurt. But come on. Then again --

Snoop: I'd never get caught.

Nora: [Chuckles]

Bo: No. Yeah, so, to what do we owe this pleasure, Snoop Dogg?

Nora: Uh, Snoop Lion, honey.

Bo: Snoop don't lie, honey. Am I right?

[Both chuckle]

Snoop: Yes, sir.

Nora: [Laughing]

Bo: What? No, what?

Nora: You -- [Laughing]

Bo: What?

Nora: [Laughing uncontrollably]

Matthew: No!

Danielle: I won! Ohh!

Matthew: [Panting] You cheated! You totally cheated!

Danielle: [Panting] I just you fair and square.

Matthew: Yeah, right! No. I'll tell you what -- uh, I'll you a smoothie if you say that I won.

Danielle: Okay. You won.

Matthew: Great! And I'll buy you dinner if you say that you'll never be faster than me.

Danielle: Okay. I'll never be faster than you.

Matthew: Wait a minute. I'm in trouble here. That's not right.

Danielle: How many more things do you want me to admit to that I don't have to spend my own money?

Matthew: Yeah, I get it. You conned me. Fine. You know what? You won.

Danielle: Thank you. Oh, I'm starving. What's for dinner?

Matthew: Sandwiches? Uh, here, if that's okay with you. I'm a little short, so unless you're gonna push me for something swanky, then --

Danielle: No. stop! Sandwiches are fine.

Matthew: Good.

Danielle: You know, one of these days, I'm gonna figure out a way to get you to take me to a real place with real wine, real chairs, you know?

Matthew: Yeah, you know, fantasize all you want, but right now, it's BLT time on a wooden stool. Get in there. I'm starving.

Danielle: Well, you don't have -- I mean, there's nothing else that you're rather be doing, right?

Matthew: No. No, I got nothing waiting for me at home.

Destiny: Where's Matthew? I have to get to work.

Jeffrey: I'll call him.

[Cell phone rings]

Destiny: [Sighs] That's a great place to leave your phone.

Jeffrey: I'm sure they'll be back soon. You want me to call Dani?

Destiny: No, it's okay. I-I'll just wait. So, who's your letter from? Is she pretty?

Jeffrey: [Chuckles] It's not from a girl. It's someone way more important.

Destiny: Should I be offended by that?

Jeffrey: No. No. No. I-I just owe my entire life to this man. My mom was his secretary, and he saw something in me. He gave me a chance.

Destiny: Really?

Jeffrey: Yeah. He sent me to college. Changed my life.

Destiny: In London, right?

Jeffrey: Yeah. He thought I would do better over there. He was right. It's a fresh start, different perspective.

Destiny: You didn't have any trouble taking money from someone who wasn't family, though?

Jeffrey: He was like family.

Destiny: Yeah, but he -- he wasn't your blood. He wasn't your dad, was he?

Jeffrey: Oh, shit, no.

Destiny: [Chuckles] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit a nerve.

Jeffrey: I didn't, either.

Destiny: What -- what nerve?

Jeffrey: Matthew's parents. He told me that they're trying to help you, and you won't take it.

Destiny: It makes me really uncomfortable.

Jeffrey: Why? It's not like Matthew's stepping up to the plate.

Destiny: He's the one who should be.

Jeffrey: I know. But don't punish yourself, because you're trying to prove something. His parents want to help you. You should let them.

Destiny: It's not that easy.

Jeffrey: Yes, it is. They can afford to help you. And they care about you. Why wouldn't you let them?

Destiny: I don't know.

Jeffrey: You're trying to get him to do it himself. I get it.

Destiny: He should be.

Jeffrey: Yeah. Just don't starve because you're trying to teach him a lesson. Believe me, it isn't worth it.

Blair: Okay, one more signature right there, and then we're all set.

Dusky: I am so excited. Everyone is talking about your club.

Blair: Well, I think that's a good thing. Right, Cutter?

Cutter: Yeah. You know, the crowds have been big, and, uh, with you singing here regularly, they'll be even bigger.

Dusky: I hope you're right.

Blair: Well, it looks like you're about to meet your first fan club here.

Cutter: Oh, boy.

Blair: The guys.

Bruce: Hi. I'm Bruce.

Dusky: Hi. Nice to meet you.

Bruce: I'm Security. Anything you need, give me a call.

Dusky: Thanks. I sure will.

Diego: [Chuckles] And I'm Diego. I'm the doorman.

Dusky: Hi.

Diego: Uh, you got friends, I got the list. Just let me know, and they go right in.

Dusky: That's so sweet. Thank you.

Dean: I'm Dean. I can get you --

Cutter: He can get you just about anything around here.

Blair: Dusky's a minor, guys. She's a lady, and she works here for me, so, uh, you know, watch your backs here. And if these guys do anything -- anything out of hand, you let me know.

Dusky: Got it.

Blair: You ready to start your shift?

Dean: Ready to go.

Blair: Okay.

Dusky: Bye, guys.

Blair: They're hot, aren't they?

Dusky: Yeah.

Blair: [Laughs]

Dusky: Don't worry. I can handle it. I can tell this is gonna be the best job I've ever had.

Blair: Well, I certainly hope so. Stop staring. You're making the customers nervous.

Rama: These customers are making me nervous. [Chuckles]

Nigel: Excuse me, sir. Call has just come in from your office.

Clint: All right. Thank you, Nigel. I'm sure you must be pretty upset about that message from John. Are you gonna be all right?

Natalie: I'm -- I'm -- I'm fine. Thank you.

Clint: Good. You'll stay for dinner?

Natalie: I can't. Liam's with a sitter.

Clint: You bring that little guy over more often, all right? I miss seeing him.

Natalie: I will. I will! I cannot talk to Dad about John!

Viki: No, darling. It's a sore subject.

Natalie: Can you imagine how I felt? [Chuckles] I haven't heard from John in so long, and then I miss his call. I had so much stuff in my hands.

Viki: Hey, don't beat yourself up about that. Come on. He obviously wants to talk to you. He'll call back.

Natalie: No, he doesn't want to talk to me.

Viki: Well, honey. What -- what did he say in the message?

Natalie: He said he wants to see Liam.

Viki: That's it? That's all he said.

Natalie: Yes, and that if, um, I stand in his way, I can talk to his lawyer. I would never stand in his way.

Viki: Of course, you wouldn't.

Natalie: Well, why would he say that? Why would he even think that?!

Viki: I have no idea.

Natalie: [Sighs] Mom, no matter what's happened between us, no matter what he's done, I wouldn't keep him from seeing Liam, ever.

Viki: Well, honey, you have to call him.

Natalie: I honestly wouldn't know what to say.

Viki: Well, just dial the number. The words will come.

Natalie: Yeah, I guess.

Viki: Yeah, and for Liam's sake, hold our temper, okay? Don't say anything that you might regret.

Natalie: [Scoffs]

Viki: Darling, what are you so afraid of?

Natalie: I'm... still in love with John, and I always will be. I was just starting to get my mojo back. Now this.

Viki: Well, I'm not entirely sure how mojos work, but if it's anything like confidence, my sweetie, you have that and then some. Look at yourself. You are so beautiful. You're living the best like you can.

Natalie: Yeah, without the man I love.

Viki: Well, then, fight for him! And don't let your ego get in the way. Tell him how you feel.

Natalie: You really think I should do that? You're a lot more cautious usually.

Viki: Yeah, well, with age comes wisdom. Life is short, baby. Don't wait for the phone to ring, you call him.

Natalie: I will -- first thing in the morning.

Viki: No. Come on. Come on. If you're going to do it, you do it tonight.

Natalie: Really?

Viki: Really. You won't sleep a wink if you don't.

Natalie: That much is true.

Viki: Mm-hmm.

Natalie: I love you, Mom.

Viki: Oh, honey, I love you so much. I think you'd better get out of here before your father comes back and tries to change your mind, okay?

Natalie: He really hates John.

Viki: Yeah. He does. But you know what? It's not his life. It is your life. If you love John, call him. You deserve to be happy, hmm?

Bo: So you went to Jamaica. You were reincarnated, and now your name is Snoop Lion.

Nora: Well, there's a sentence you don't hear every day.

Snoop: Mm-hmm. Well, that's sort of, kind of, what happened, you know? But in actuality, I've always felt I was Rastafari. It's my third eye wasn't open.

Bo: Yeah. Jamaica can do that to you, can't it?

Snoop: Man, good fruits, herbs, and vegetables.

Nora: So, when were you in Jamaica?

Snoop: Hey, you got to take that up on your own, B. Maybe you can explain it to her tonight after the screening.

Nora: What screening?

Snoop: [Snaps fingers] The screening of my new movie, "Reincarnated." And you two are my special guests.

Bo: Aww.

Nora: [Chuckles]

Snoop: Well, you two are special guests that will be there with a lot of other special guests.

Nora: [Laughs]

Bo: All right. All right. That's great. We're gonna be there.

Nora: [Laughs] Uh, we can't, honey. We've got plans.

Bo: What?

Snoop: Plans? What's bigger than... this?

Nora: It's family poker night. We locked this in weeks ago. Everyone's on board, looking forward to it, and it's not that it's more important than you. It's just -- it's family important.

Bo: Yeah, she's right, Snoop. I'm sorry.

Snoop: Hey, hey, hey. No need for all the apologies. You know how I feel about family. Nothing's more important. So, when my movies comes to theatres, y'all just go check it out then.

Bo: Hey, but if you're going to the screening now, maybe you can come by later and you can join us for family poker night.

Nora: Yeah! You're practically family.

Snoop: Poker with the Buchanans? Cut me in or cut it out.

Nora: [Laughs] Well, good luck at the screening, and break a... paw.

Bo: Luck has nothing to do with it when you're talking about Snoop Lion. Isn't that right, Calvin?

Snoop: You do know that. [Snaps fingers]

Bo: Mm-hmm.

Snoop: Well, Bo, remember what you said about that luck, right? Yeah, remember that when I'm taking your chips tonight.

Bo: Oh, I will.

Nora: Oh, boy.

Blair: Rama, this is Dusky. You gals get acquainted, okay?

Rama: Okay. Hey, Dusky.

Dusky: Hey.

Rama: Listen, sorry about the other night. It's just my job, you know? But nice to meet you. You have an amazing voice.

Dusky: Oh. Don't worry about that. And thank you. You're the first person tonight who's mentioned it.

Rama: Oh, the guys? The guys here can be dogs. But, hey, if I minded guys flirting with me, I would not work at a nightclub.

Dusky: Good point. What about Cutter? He's the only one who hasn't thrown himself at me.

Rama: He's the most dangerous. Stay away. A guy like that will break your heart.

Dusky: You sound like you're speaking from experience.

Rama: Oh, me and Cutter? No, no. It's... strictly business between us. In fact, I have my own personal heartbreaker. One night, we'll sit down and I'll tell you all about it.

Dusky: No, thanks. I came to Llanview to forget about my past.

Rama: Oh, well. In that case, Dusky, welcome to your future. May it be everything you dreamed of.

Dusky: Thanks.

Jeffrey: Are you sure you just don't want to leave Drew here with me? He's been out like a light.

Destiny: No. You and Dani have done so much. And my neighbor down the hall told me to call anytime. As long as I keep paying her Hulu Plus account, she'll keep watching Drew, so...

Jeffrey: That's a good deal.

Destiny: Yeah. You know, just do me a favor. Tell Matthew that he's proven himself once again to be useless as a friend and as a father.

Singer: In our own world together thought we would last forever. How did it all fall apart? Was it all a game? Since you left me, you forget me.

Natalie: Screw it. I'm not going to let you ruin my life again, John.

Singer: Since you left me, you regret me.

David: Okay, Pa. Are you ready to lose your fine shirt?

Bo: No, no. Hold it. Hey, son, look at me right now. Focus. There are no cameras here tonight.

David: No, no, no, no. Leo's not here to shoot. He's here to play.

Clint: Really?

David: Yeah.

Clint: So, Leo, you a card shark?

Leo: Well, my mom lets me play a few hands sometimes when I visit her at the old home. But I'm really just here to fill in the table.

Bo: Then, please, pull up a chair. We'd be glad to take your money.

David: [Chuckles]

Leo: That's just what David said.

Clint: Well, when it comes to a poker game, beware of the Buchanan boys.

Nora: And beware of the Buchanan dames. Hello, boys. Deal me in, Bo.

Bo: Uh, no. I'm sorry. Not tonight, honey, because this is a man's game.

Clint: [Clears throat]

Nora: Really? Oh, well. Then I'm afraid you're gonna have to take it someplace else, because if I don't play, you don't stay.

David: [Sighs]

[Laughter]

[Indistinct conversations]

Natalie: Hey. Am I too early or too late?

Cutter: You're right on time. Here, let her in.

Man: What?! That's my sister, man.

[Crowd grumbling]

Jack: Hey.

Téa: Hey, Jack.

Jack: I didn't know you were coming. Mom didn't say anything.

Téa: Oh, no, no. I-I-I, uh, -- I actually just came from seeing her. I, uh -- I came to see you.

Jack: Me?

Téa: Yes. Uh, I, um -- come on. Let's go sit down. I want to talk to you. I miss you.

Jack: Me, too.

Téa: [Chuckles]

Jack: You want something to drink?

Téa: Oh, no. I'm good. Come, come, come. Sit down. I want to tell you the truth about what happened with Victor.

Jack: I don't even know what the truth is anymore. When's he coming back?

Téa: I don't know.

Jack: Do you even know where he is?

Téa: No.

Jack: I've heard that before.

Téa: I swear to you, Jack. I don't know where he is, and I don't know when he's coming back.

Jack: I thought so.

Téa: He is in danger. Please put that down. He is in danger, and, um... he is, um (Voice breaking) He is a very damaged man.

Jack: I get it.

Téa: No, I don't think you do get it. I don't think you can. I don't think any of us can, okay? But I want you to know this -- that through all of it, he -- he loves you. Okay? [Crying]

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