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Episode # 11131 ~ Cane plays with fire; Lily worries about Jordan's interest in Hilary; Nick & Chelsea's romantic evening is interrupted.

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Gloria: Yeah, uh, Jake from R&D called, about the after-shave balm, needs yet another extension. Blah, blah, blah. Mrs. Greer called. What a piece of work she is.

Jack: Maybe without the running commentary?

Gloria: Oh, yeah, and that TV gal you like so much. She called.

Jack: Hilary?

Gloria: How many TV gals do you know, Mr. Abbott? She wanted to thank you for the advice.

Jack: Give me 10 minutes, and I'll return these calls.

Gloria: You know something, I am just a little bit curious. What golden nugget of wisdom did you throw at that little scamp?

Jack: None of your concern, Gloria.

Gloria: Want my advice?

Jack: Not at all.

Gloria: Do not trust that modern-day Hedda hopper.

Jack: You should be thanking Hilary rather than taking shots at her. That woman saved your hide when she stopped that interview,

Clarissa.

Gloria: All's well that ends well, I say...

Jack: Is that so?

Gloria: Oh, come on, Jack. Admit it -- I've become quite an asset to you, in and out of the office... whatever you need, I do it.

Billy: I cannot believe that that creep was outside Lily's house taking pictures of her.

Jordan: Lily was pretty rattled, especially since she was at home alone with the kids.

Billy: Cops are gonna handle it now, though?

Jordan: Unfortunately, all they could charge him with was trespassing.

Billy: Trespassing? You got to be kidding me.

Jordan: That's why Lily and her dad went down to go file a restraining order against the guy. If he tries anything else again, he will be locked up.

Billy: You think he's dangerous?

Jordan: Seemed pretty harmless to me, but you know you can never be too safe, right?

Billy: Yeah. We need to make sure she has more security in her future appearances.

Jordan: Cool. Cool.

Billy: I tell you what, that guy's lucky that Cane wasn't home. He wouldn't have any teeth left. How did Cane react, by the way?

Jordan: I'm not sure he even knows yet. Lily was trying to get ahold of him in Tokyo, but he never picked up the phone. Figured it was because of the time difference.

Billy: That doesn't sound like Cane, not to be using every opportunity to tell his wife how he single-handedly pulled off the biggest deal of the century.

Jordan: Mm.

Cane: I don't feel like having any dinner. Everything's kind of spinning on me. I'm gonna go upstairs and just lay down.

Juliet: Okay, here. Put your arm around me. I'll get you to the elevator.

Cane: All right.

Juliet: Got it?

Cane: I'm good. [Laughs] I'm good.

[Door opens]

Lily: Hey.

Cane: Hey.

Lily: What's that?

Kevin: Yo!

Scott: Hey.

Kevin: Glad you could make it.

Scott: I almost didn't.

Kevin: How come?

Scott: Just didn't seem right, you know? Sitting at a bar, drinking a beer.

Kevin: When there's still no word about your driver.

Scott: Yeah, Ahmed's still missing.

Kevin: Have you talked to Victor?

Scott: He's got people looking into it.

Kevin: Well, if anybody can find him, it's Victor. He did bring you home.

Scott: Technically, that was you.

Kevin: Well... hey, how's the job search going?

Scott: Uh, got a couple offers, but they've all been desk jobs, so I -- I just don't want to stay in one place, you know? I want to get back out there. But no one's willing to front the money it takes to protect me since I've been a lucrative hostage.

Kevin: Well, nick, the guy that owns this place used to own a magazine. I'm sure he's got some journalism contacts.

Scott: You know what, let's talk about that later. I just -- tonight, I need a nice distraction, and I know the perfect one.

Kevin: Oh, yeah? What's that?

Scott: It's not what, it's who -- Chloe.

Chloe: I mean, I feel like we came up with a few good ideas for fall collection. [Sighs] We did, didn't we? Wait, did we?

Chelsea: I don't even know. It's all such a blur.

Chloe: Ugh. Deadline for showing buyers is really coming up. You know, we have to finalize all the number of pieces.

Chelsea: I know, ugh, it's just so hard to predict what everybody's gonna be wearing. I mean, last September, did you really think single-shoulder cutouts were gonna be so popular?

Chloe: No, but they're everywhere. Although, back then, I didn't think that we would be hanging out, working together... after everything I did.

Chelsea: Hey, it's ancient history. You have worked so hard to become a better person. You succeeded. Chloe.

[Cell phone rings]

Chelsea: Oh, no! I was supposed to meet nick like 20 minutes ago at the underground. Hey, you.

Nick: Little hand's on the 8, big hand's on the 4.

Chelsea: I know, I know. I just need a little more time.

Nick: You still at work?

Chelsea: No, I'm home. I kind of lost track of time. Um, but I'm home now. Long day.

Nick: Well, stay there. I'll come to you.

Chelsea: That would be great. And bring food.

Chloe: Um, well, I am gonna go because no one likes to be the third wheel.

Chelsea: Chloe. Wait.

Kevin: Hey, how come you think Chloe would be a good distraction for you?

Scott: Uh, well, I don't know her yet, so there's a lot of backstory to cover. So I feel like if I'm busy processing all that, I won't have time to think about the million things pinballing through my brain.

Kevin: Oh. Okay.

Scott: Yeah, why, what'd you think I meant?

Kevin: Well, I just -- Chloe's had a difficult time the last few years.

Scott: Yeah, mom told me about that. I just -- I would never exploit her pain to just distract from mine, Kevin.

Kevin: Yeah, I -- I'm sorry. I jumped to the wrong conclusion.

Scott: I just wish I was there when you guys got married back in the day.

Kevin: Which time? We did it more than once.

Scott: I forgot.

Kevin: Yeah, I don't blame you. We didn't give anyone a chance to RSVP to either one.

Scott: Well, the friend in me does not want to pry, but the journalist...yeah, he wants to ask a couple questions.

Kevin: Like what happened between the first wedding, the second, and now?

Scott: For starters.

Kevin: Okay, um... money issues, my being stupid and stubborn tanked the first one, and we were working on fixing things when her daughter...

Scott: Yeah, with Billy. What was her name? It was --

Kevin: Delia. Delia.

Scott: Yeah.

Kevin: Um, she was -- was killed by a hit-and-run driver.

Scott: Yeah, I read about that. That was, um... that was Victor's son Adam. He was the driver, right?

Kevin: That's right. Yeah. She was something else, Delia. Man, I loved her so much. And after she died, Chloe just wasn't the same.

Scott: No doubt. I mean, suffering a loss like that really kind of puts you in A...

Kevin: Yeah, she became too attached to someone else's kid, needed professional help, and needed to live with a family member. She didn't want it to be her mom, so...

Scott: So you stepped in, and then you've got wedding #2.

Kevin: Right.

Scott: Right.

Kevin: I thought I was helping, but it turns out I was trying to fix something that was just too broken. So Chloe decided she had to get away from me and Genoa city, and she moved out to California.

Scott: Yep. She came back a couple times.

Kevin: For Delia's memorials.

Scott: Right.

Kevin: Yeah. There was still too much anger, grief, and she made some questionable choices and, uh, headed back out to the west coast.

Scott: And now she's back again. So, uh, no concerns about what she'll do this time around?

Chloe: That was really nice, about what you said before.

Chelsea: What, about being happy that you're in my life? It's true. I am.

Chloe: What's with the warm and fuzzy?

Chelsea: Well, because we were talking about everything that we've been through together and... you know, it just reminds me how amazing you are.

Chloe: [Scoffs] Stop.

Chelsea: What? I mean it. A lot of people don't take responsibility for their actions. They want to blame everybody else for their problems, but you didn't do that. You stepped up and you got the help you needed, and you became A...functioning member of society again. [Laughs] Not to mention the best friend a girl could ask for.

Chloe: Well, I guess I should send a thank-you card to my shrink.

Chelsea: You did the work. And I know it wasn't easy for you. Letting go of all of that anger, all of that pain...

Chloe: Well... you know, I -- I've got to give Bella a lot of credit. And you, too. You know, you -- you continue to forgive me. Over and over again. There's also Kevin.

Chelsea: Yeah, how are things going with Kevin these days? Well, I hope.

Chloe: Yeah. There's this side of him that I have never seen before. He has this...confidence. You know? He doesn't think twice about putting his own life on the line for someone he cares about.

Chelsea: He's kind of like your own personal superhero.

Chloe: That he is.

Chelsea: [Laughs] So... do you think you could ever be his, uh, sidekick again, or...?

Chloe: You know, I -- I don't know, it's what Kevin wants, but am I ready? Yeah. Yeah, I -- I think I am. I think I could totally be Mrs. Superhero.

Billy: We want to have some shots at Lily wearing this jersey in the sizzle reel for the hockey board of governors.

Jordan: I like that. Nice.

Billy: We need to move on this, like, ASAP.

Jordan: Smart move, getting into the sports market.

Billy: Yeah. This presentation needs to be spot-on. Our competition needs to look like a baby deer on ice.

Victoria: Footage from "GC Buzz!" Get this -- I might have found something to give us an edge over -- okay, I'm not sure, though.

Billy: Vick...

Victoria: I saw this file. Gosh, okay.

Billy: Vick. Hold on.

Victoria: Why is this thing so slow?

Billy: Stop for a second. Lift your eyes up. We have company.

Victoria: Oh. Hey, Jordan. Thank you for coming in on such short notice, I appreciate it.

Jordan: Oh, no problem. Billy filled me in on the concept. Gonna be a fun project.

Victoria: Yeah, that's what we're going for -- fun, hot, sexy. That shirtless contest between you and Cane, we could use that.

Jordan: Because when you think of fun and sexy, you think of a photographer who spends most of his time behind the camera.

Victoria: Are you kidding me? After that segment aired, our sales went through the roof. We should include those stats in the video.

Billy: Okay, got it. Anything else you want to add?

Victoria: [Sighs] Maybe.

Lily: Is that work? Aren't you jet-lagged?

Cane: [Sighs] Suppose I'm on a high from the, uh, Sato deal. Um, hey, how was your fitting?

Lily: It was good. Uh, Billy scheduled a last-minute photo shoot, so I have to go back soon.

Cane: Where are the kids?

Lily: They are at sleepovers. I dropped them off on my way home, so we have the whole house to ourselves.

Cane: Mmm. I thought you had to go back to brash & sassy!

Lily: Well, I have time for a quick shower. Or a long, hot one, if you'd like.

Cane: Mmm, sounds tempting. But I have this work I have to do. It's kind of, um, time-sensitive.

Lily: Well, perils of being married to a brilliant businessman -- always working.

Cane: You know what I can do. I can pick you up after your photo shoot and take you to the top of the tower, where we can have dinner, champagne, and dancing, and do whatever you want. And I promise you this -- there will be no talk of business.

Lily: Ahhh, yes.

Cane: How does that sound? Do you like that?

Lily: That sounds fantastic.

Cane: Yeah?

Lily: [Chuckles]

Cane: Okay.

Juliet: Moshi Moshi, Cane!

Cane: Hey, uh, Juliet. Listen, I have a question for you.

Juliet: About the agreement with Sato-san?

Cane: No, no. This is personal. Um, listen, I was unpacking, okay, and... I found this in my suitcase.

Juliet: That's where it ended up.

Cane but how did it get in my bag?

Cane: Juliet, I think you need to tell me everything.

Juliet: When we got back to your room, the sake hit me. Hard.

Cane: Well, you didn't seem that drunk.

Juliet: Well, compared to you, I didn't think I was. I didn't think I was gonna make it back to my place, so I stayed over.

Cane: You spent the night my room? In my bed?

Juliet: When I woke up, you were still sleeping, so I got dressed and left. The room was dark. I didn't want to turn on a light and disturb you. That's why I hadn't realized I left my camisole.

Cane: Okay. Well, I suppose that could make sense, yeah.

Juliet: I didn't tell you earlier. I was embarrassed. It was unprofessional and not my typical behavior.

Cane: Don't worry about it, okay? Especially in the state we were in. Um, do you want me to send this back to you, or...?

Juliet: It's not worth the postage. Donate it, toss it. Your call.

Cane: I'll do that.

Juliet: Before you go, have you had a chance to discuss the division manager job with Victoria?

Cane: Uh, no. No, I haven't seen her yet, but when I do, I'll, uh... I'll recommend you for the position.

Juliet: Thank you.

Cane: All right. See you later.

Lily: Did you finish your work?

Cane: Um... uh, yeah. Yeah. I just got to tie up some loose ends real quick.

Lily: Well, why don't you come with me to brash & sassy!? I miss you, and this way, we can spend time together, you know? While I do my photo shoot, you can wrap things up. Sound good?

Cane: That sounds brilliant.

Lily: Okay.

Cane: Okay.

Chelsea: A plunging neckline! No. No. An enlarged bow! [Gasps] Or maybe a knee-length tulle lace skirt for an outdoor wedding. You know, greenery is the color of the season!

Chloe: Oh, my God. Let go of me, you weirdo!

Chelsea: I can't help it! Weddings make me giddy.

Chloe: Yeah, okay. Kevin and I are just dating.

Chelsea: Okay. For now. That could change. Maybe in time for a spring wedding!

Chloe: You know, I thought you were gonna change for your date tonight.

Chelsea: Fine. I'm going upstairs. A capelet!

Chloe: Oh, you're such a weirdo.

Chelsea: I'm giddy!

Chloe: You are such a weirdo.

Chelsea: [Giggles]

Chloe: Oh, hi!

Nick: Hey.

Chloe: Uh, come on in. She is just changing, and I am heading out.

Nick: Oh, you don't have to take off 'cause I got here.

Chloe: Oh, no, uh Kevin just texted me. We're meeting at some dive bar called underground? Ever heard of it?

Nick: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one with the owner -- he's kind of a loser? Is that --

Chloe: That's it.

Nick: Yeah, yeah. Okay. So you and Kevin, huh?

Chloe: Yeah. Me and Kevin. You and Chelsea.

Nick: Yep.

Chloe: So, do I, uh, need to give you the whole "she's my best friend -- if you hurt her, I hurt you" talk?

Nick: I think you just did.

Chloe: Oh, no, no, no. The official conversation is included with pie charts and a song. And a dance number.

Nick: [Laughing] Okay. Uh, you have been a great friend to Chelsea. I mean, the past six months have been very hard, and you made it bearable.

Chloe: Well, you did, too. And the sooner she forgets about Adam, the better.

Nick: [Scoffs] Wow. Tell me how you really feel.

Chloe: That -- that came out wrong. I -- I'm just glad that she's not letting Adam's memory hold her back from living life.

Nick: Me, too.

Chloe: You know, I really care about her. I just want what's best for her. You know, sometimes she has her rough days every now and then.

Nick: Well, I know she appreciates everything, you know, you do, and so do I.

Chloe: Okay, well, I'm gonna go.

Nick: Okay.

Jack: Thank you. Is there something else?

Gloria: I overheard you and Ashley earlier.

Jack: Try not listening at the door next time.

Gloria: You mentioned Billy.

Jack: Drop it.

Gloria: And brash & sassy! You know what I guess? Ashley wants to try and stop you from crushing your baby brother's company like a bug! But you know what I think?

Jack: I don't want to know what you think.

Gloria: I think she's being ridiculous, defending Billy. He made his bed and wallowed around in it with your wife. He deserves to be punished.

Jack: Ashley seems to think I'm using my animus towards Billy to make business decisions.

Gloria: Are you?

Jack: Absolutely.

Gloria: [Chuckles]

Victoria: I need to have I.T. Take a look at this thing.

Billy: Here. Use mine for now.

Victoria: Thanks. You have a plane ticket to Toronto? Do you have a meeting with Leon Hershel from the hockey league?

Billy: Since Jack trash-talked me to the guy, he won't return my phone calls.

Victoria: But you made these reservations today.

Billy: Yeah, I figured if I was standing in his office, he couldn't ignore me. Of course, in a professional, polite manner.

Victoria: Wow. I'm really impressed by your initiative.

Billy: I'm not gonna leave Toronto until I convince that guy and the whole board of governors if I have to that they should be working with brash & sassy! Jack is not gonna win this one. I won't let you down. Now, you were saying something about a file. Something about "GC Buzz."

Victoria: Yes! I saw this interview on their server, the Clarissa-Jabot harassment?

Billy: Clarissa?

Victoria: Yeah, have you heard of her?

Billy: No, but there's a lot of people that work over there. I could ask around.

Victoria: Well, no need. We can just look at the footage.

Billy: You didn't.

Victoria: I did.

Billy: Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria Newman, committing digital espionage.

Victoria: Well, how I could resist something so juicy, especially after Mariah told me that the interview cut off mid-air. What do you think that means?

Billy: Only one way to find out.

[Cell phones chiming]

Victoria: Ugh! Lily and Cane are on their way.

Billy: And Jordan wants to go over some ideas for the photo shoot.

Victoria: Okay, I guess the mystery of Clarissa will have to wait.

Chelsea: Hey!

Nick: Damn! I mean... look at you. Let's -- no, let's go out. I feel like I need to show you off. Let's to go Paris. Or Venice.

Chelsea: Takeout, a glass of wine, you -- that's all I need.

Nick: In that order?

Chelsea: Mm, maybe.

Nick: Ouch.

Chelsea: I am starving.

Nick: Well, then stop wasting our time. Let's go eat.

Chelsea: [Laughs] Did you, uh -- did you see Chloe before?

Nick: I did. She seems to have a little pep in her step this evening.

Chelsea: Yeah, she's, um... she's really excited about Kevin. I like them together. He gives her a lot of stability. You know?

Nick: Not knocking your friend, I'm really not, but she could definitely use some of that.

Chelsea: Well, Chloe would be the first person to admit that. And I admit, at first, I had a lot of reservations about working with her again and living with her, but... all of those fears were unfounded. She's really proven herself to be an amazing friend to me and somebody that I can rely on. Kind of like you.

[Knocks on door]

Nick: Is there any chance we can ignore that?

Chelsea: Definitely.

[Knocking continues]

Chelsea: Oh, my God! [Laughs] This better be good.

Nick: I'll just be over here.

Chelsea: Michael. What are you doing here?

Kevin: Chloe's put all the bad stuff behind her. She'll never forget about Delia, of course. But, uh, she's managed to move forward.

Scott: Good. I'm glad.

Kevin: Yeah. It's been about six months since she's really gotten her act together. Decided to stay in town, got a jump-start on her career, made amends with all the people she hurt... and she is very, very focused on her daughter.

Scott: She has another daughter?

Kevin: Bella.

Scott: Is she, uh...

Kevin: Mine? No. The father's not in the picture, though.

Scott: But you guys live together?

Kevin: One big happy family.

Scott: Well, you look like you're digging it.

Kevin: We have the greatest time. And, for once, it's nice being the dependable, responsible one.

Chloe: I'll drink to that.

Scott: Cheers to that. Hey!

Jack: What my sister doesn't seem to realize is that while my anger toward Billy may influence the way I conduct business, it doesn't mean I'm making bad business decisions.

Gloria: Like the hockey tie-in.

Jack: Exactly. What started out as a way to knock Billy down a few pegs turned into a giant opportunity for Jabot.

Gloria: And a great way to revitalize the men's line.

Jack: Unfortunately, we haven't done too much with the men's line lately. We haven't updated or promoted it in a long time.

Gloria: No kidding. What can I do to help?

Jack: If I think of anything, I'll let you know.

Gloria: Maybe I can do some research. Uh-huh. Something like, oh, I don't know, current trends in the market.

Jack: Fine. Knock yourself out.

Gloria: And maybe throw in some ideas for the pitch? Because I am interested in men, especially tall, toned pro athletes.

Jack: I am open to any and all ideas that add to Jabot's bottom line. If those ideas also happen to hurt my little brother Billy... all the better.

Gloria: Good. You won't be sorry, boss.

Cane: Thank you for catching that freak.

Jordan: Right time, right place, my man.

Cane: All right, and thanks for staying with Lily after the police left. I appreciate that.

Jordan: Not that she needed my protection. You should have seen her lay into that degenerate.

[Laughter]

Lily: Well, should we get started? Cane and I have plans afterwards. We're celebrating his success in Tokyo.

Cane: Yes.

Lily: All right, see you guys.

Billy: Bye.

Cane: Bye. Have fun.

Jordan: See ya.

Victoria: Congratulations on your deal with Sato.

Billy: Yeah, congratulations on doing your job.

Cane: What can I say? He had some reservations, but I won him over.

Billy: Well, besides, of course, working with you, what was holding him back?

Cane: He didn't think that men would use our products, but hey, I convinced him otherwise. Um, I need to talk to you about the Asia division manager position, okay?

Victoria: Uh, yeah, let's set up a meeting to talk about that later. Right now, the presentation is my priority.

Cane: Okay, all right, uh, let me help you with that.

Billy: Uh, she doesn't need help. I mean, she does, but I'm gonna be helping her.

Cane: Oh, okay, well, obviously then it's not as important as the Asian market, right? Because she's got the b team working on it. Oh! See you later, Billy-san.

Michael: The Bingham estate finally closed probate.

Chelsea: Constance Bingham? She died a long time ago.

Michael: Yeah, well, due diligence takes time. This is for you.

Nick: I don't understand. Sage told me Constance's estate was going into a charitable foundation.

Michael: Yeah, a small amount was earmarked for sage.

Nick: A small amount?

Michael: Obviously Constance was grateful to sage for taking care of her in the last years of her life.

Nick: It was more than that. I mean, sage and Constance were like mother and daughter.

Michael: As sage's next of kin, you inherit the funds. Ooh! I just need your signature here, nick, and then you can get back to your dinner. Nick. All righty.

Chelsea: All right, well, um, thanks for coming.

Michael: I'll walk myself out.

Chelsea: Okay.

Michael: You have a good night!

Chelsea: What's on your mind?

Nick: I mean, everything that happened -- to sage, Adam, us. It all started with Constance. And she's still affecting our lives.

Kevin: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! That one's mine!

Chloe: Too slow, fisher.

Scott: Oh! Too slow, uh...

Chloe: Mitchell.

Scott: Mitchell.

Chloe: Nice to meet you. Scott Glainger.

Scott: Uh, Grainger.

Chloe: Grazer.

Scott: Close enough. Cheers.

Chloe: I think we need three more. Yeah? Yo, piper! Hey. Another round. You know, Kevin never mentioned how handsome you are. You said he had a dad bod with thinning hair.

Scott: Hey, I work out! And, uh, no matter what he said, this hair is all mine.

Kevin: Hair plugs. [Clears throat] Ab implants.

Scott: Hey!

Kevin: What? I didn't say...

Chloe: Whatever you do, it's working for you.

Scott: Thank you.

Kevin: I'm right here.

Chloe: I kid, I kid. No, but seriously, if something bad had happened to my man during the secret mission, I would have hunted you down and gutted you.

Kevin: Chloe!

Scott: No, no, it's cool. I get it. Listen, it's nice to know you have someone in your corner fighting for you.

Kevin: Hear, hear.

Scott: May it last forever. Cheers.

Chloe: Cheers.

Jordan: You were awesome tonight -- relaxed, engaged. After what you went through... whew!

Lily: Yeah, I think it's just 'cause Cane's back. Everything's better when it's the two of us.

Jordan: I hope to have that kind of thing one day.

Lily: Oh, really? The man who's dated two supermodels on two different continents at the same time is now ready to settle down and get married?

Jordan: Yeah -- ooh! Whoa, hold up there. I did not mention the "m" word.

Lily: [Laughs]

Jordan: But if the right lady came along...

Lily: Ah, and what's your idea of the right lady?

Jordan: How about we, uh, look at some photos instead of talking about my nonexistent love life?

Lily: Okay.

[Cell phone vibrates]

Lily: Ooh. Maybe it's miss right.

Jordan: Yeah.

Lily: "Drinks later?" Hilary? Sorry, I didn't mean to read that, but... please don't tell me that's the woman you were talking about.

Jordan: I know you think she's bad news.

Lily: Because she is bad news.

Jordan: I respect your opinion, I do. But I have to find out on my own, and the only way to do that is to get to know her a little better.

Lily: You like her.

Jordan: Will that be a problem between us?

Lily: No, no, I just -- look, I don't want you to get hurt.

Jordan: I can handle my business.

Lily: All right. Just make sure you take a garlic necklace and a wooden stake on your date.

Jordan: [Chuckles] All right.

Cane: Yeah, the, uh, Tokyo trip was very successful. Yeah, that's correct. Uh... the Asian rollout is on track. No. No, no, no. We don't anticipate any, uh, complications.

Chelsea: Do you think it's cursed?

Nick: What?

Chelsea: The money.

Nick: I never knew you to be the superstitious type.

Chelsea: Everyone who was one degree from Constance Bingham is dead, and they all died in tragic ways.

Nick: Gabriel died trying to save Adam. Sage died in that car accident. And Adam...in the explosion.

Chelsea: Yep, and they all died right before they were about to get what they wanted.

Nick: Gabe was gonna get his inheritance. Sage was gonna get her son back.

Chelsea: And Adam was gonna start a new life with Connor and me.

Nick: No. It can't be the money.

Chelsea: Why not?

Nick: Because nobody had it when they accidents occurred. So I don't think that this is cursed, Chelsea. I want you to have this money.

Chloe: So... Scotty mcgrainger... you got a chickadee, or what?

Scott: Eh, it's kind of hard to date when you're jettin' off to a different time zone every other day.

Chloe: Well, it's not gonna be an issue anymore, as you are unemployed.

Kevin: You are so gonna regret saying these things tomorrow.

Scott: Actually, I'm working, and, uh, I'm writing this story about being out in the field. This time, I'm gonna tell the unedited truth. The story behind the story.

[Upbeat music plays]

Chloe: Ooh! Oh, this is my jam! Oh, it's my jam. Come on. Dance. Let's dance.

Kevin: Ooh, that's not gonna happen.

Chloe: Ugh. You suck. I'm not even gonna ask. I'm gonna make you.

Scott: Ugh. All right.

Scott: [Mimics sprinkler]

Chloe: [Laughs]

Lily: To my handsome, successful husband.

Cane: Cheers.

Lily: Oh, and to reclaiming our guest room. Bon voyage, Colin. I hope it's a one-way trip.

Cane: Wait, wait. My dad moved out?

Lily: Yeah, he didn't tell you?

Cane: Unh-unh.

Lily: What about Jill?

Cane: Wait, what's -- what's Jill got to do with this?

Lily: They're going on a once-in-a-lifetime trip together.

Cane: Wow. I'm -- I'm kind of surprised that, you know, she forgave him for losing her money.

Lily: Well, look, she loves him, and even though he's a thief and a liar, he really does love her, too. And, plus, they were miserable without each other.

Cane: It's just -- it's kind of unbelievable.

Lily: Well, to Jill and Colin. May they live happily ever after, just like us.

[Glasses clink]

Victoria: No. Cut the intro.

Billy: No.

Victoria: What is up with my laugh?

Billy: Your laugh is adorable!

Victoria: I want to focus on the products.

Billy: All right, well, maybe it's better we take a break before we call the editor in. What are you doing?

Victoria: No more distractions. I'm dying to watch the Clarissa footage.

Billy: All right.

Mariah: The woman you're about to hear from has decided to speak with "GC Buzz" on the condition that we protect her identity.

Victoria: This is it.

Mariah: We are calling her Clarissa, but that is not her real name. Welcome to the show.

Gloria: Thank you for letting me tell my story.

Victoria: That's Gloria!

Billy: No, no, no, no. This is crazy. She's working as a receptionist for Jack at Jabot.

Gloria: I'm coming forward for the sake of all women in the workplace who are being victimized.

Billy: What the hell?

Lily: Chocolate mousse.

Cane: Cheesecake.

[Both laugh]

Lily: Okay, let's get both.

[Dishes clanking]

Lily: What was that?

Cane: It's just a busboy who dropped some plates.

Lily: [Sighs] I guess I'm still just a little jumpy.

Cane: Hey. Come here. You have every reason to be. It's okay.

Lily: No, I really don't want that obsessed fan to have any power over me. And I don't want him to ruin our evening, so let's just talk about something else.

Cane: Okay, but before we move on, I want to apologize to you, okay? I am sorry because I wasn't there when you needed me. I'm sorry about that.

Lily: You're here now. That's what matters. I feel safe. I love you.

Cane: I love you. You know that, right?

[Cell phone Buzzes]

Lily: If it's important, go ahead.

Cane: It's nothing. It's nothing. Come here.

Chloe: [Laughs]

[Slow music plays]

Chloe: Oh.

Scott: Uh...

Chloe: Well, I mean, I'm game...

Scott: You want to -- you want to cut in?

Kevin: No. Go for it.

Chloe: No fancy footwork.

Scott: Okay.

Chloe: Oh. Ooh! You're good!

Scott: And that's a surprise because?

Chloe: Just didn't think you'd been doing a lot of dancing, the places you've been.

Scott: Huh. Very true. Yep.

Chloe: Oh, chlo, way to make him sad.

Scott: No, I just -- sometimes it just hits me when I least expect it, you know?

Chloe: Yeah, well, it'll take time. Don't rush it. And don't let anyone rush you.

Scott: You know, I feel helpless, like the bad guys are just always gonna win. There's just no justice in the world.

Chloe: Yes! I have been there. You know, it is a dark and lonely place, but, you know, if I can come out of it and find peace, then so can you.

Scott: Go on.

Chloe: You got to take control, you know? You got to do it yourself. Because if you wait for justice to prevail... [Scoffs] You'll be sorely disappointed. Twirl me.

Scott: Sure.

Chloe: Whoo! You know, the best thing I did was take control of my destiny six months ago. Well, look at me now.

Nick: Chelsea. Take it.

Chelsea: I don't want it. I don't need it.

Nick: It's for Connor, for his college education.

Chelsea: Connor already has a college fund thanks to grandpa Victor.

Nick: Yeah, well, what happens if Connor decides to major in liberal arts instead of business? Do you think my dad's gonna pay for it then? This right here, this money is no strings attached. Take it.

Chelsea: Fine, I'll take it.

Nick: Adam and sage would approve.

Chelsea: Isn't it crazy, just to think about it all? If that cabin hadn't exploded, if sage hadn't gotten in that car accident, this wouldn't even be an issue. Christian would have his mom, and...Connor would have his dad, and... what if we had arrived at that cabin two minutes earlier?

Nick: Fate kept you and Connor safe.

Chelsea: Yeah, but do you ever wonder why? Why did fate save me and not Adam? Why did fate take sage in that car accident? Why were they the ones that had to die?

Gloria: Regional reports from Fenmore's. Another one of your brilliant ideas that Ashley was against, but you proved her wrong. And you will prove her wrong about the hockey campaign.

Jack: I appreciate your support.

Gloria: Eh, well, I know what it's like to be betrayed by someone you love. I was married to my own scoundrel, you know. I fantasize about getting really, really, really rich, and when he inevitably crawls back to beg me for my forgiveness, and access to my bank account, I'll spit in his face.

Jack: I am so looking forward to seeing the look on Billy's face when he realizes why he lost this deal. Hopefully Victoria will finally realize what a dead weight he is to her company and dump him once and for all.

Mariah: You're telling us that you had sex with this man.

Gloria: Yes. All night. He was insatiable.

Billy: Ew.

Mariah: Clarissa, would you be willing to reveal the identity of this man?

Gloria: He's very powerful. He could ruin me. He could shut down "GC Buzz."

Mariah: Well, here, we are not afraid of the truth.

Gloria: It was the C.E.O. of Jabot cosmetics. Jack Abbott.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Hilary: Things have changed around here.

Jordan: I'm a big believer in change. It keeps things interesting.

Mariah: When you asked me to dinner, was that a date?

Victoria: It's a pretty shabby move, Jack. Evidently, it's not the only sleazy move you've made lately.

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