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Episode # 10549 ~ Adam returns to Genoa City, Joe mends fences with Avery, & Stitch catches Ashley off guard.

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Constance: Good afternoon.

Nick: Hi. Are you the lady of the house?

Constance: I am, indeed. May I help you with something?

Nick: Well, I hope so. I'm looking for a woman who may have saved my life.

Constance: Oh.

Nick: See, I got myself in some trouble out in the woods, and this woman found me and called for help. And since this is the only house in the vicinity, I was thinking maybe she lived here, 'cause I really wanted to say thank you.

Adam: Go see who's at the door.

Sage: I'm not going anywhere until we settle this.

Adam: Your idea of settling this is keeping me here against my will.

Sage: I kept your secret. I found a brilliant reconstructive surgeon who knows how to keep his mouth shut. Thanks to me keeping my end of the deal, the world will believe that you are Gabriel Bingham, and I did that to spare Constance the pain of losing her grandson. I'm telling you something right now. If you walk out of here -- if you abandon that sweet woman, I'm gonna go right to the police and tell them that Adam Newman is alive and well, and you will spend the rest of the life you owe to Constance rotting in prison.

Avery: Oh, I didn't order that.

Joe: Your favorite cocktail. I figure it's 5:00 somewhere.

Avery: It's not my favorite anymore.

Joe: Okay, well, take it as a peace offering. I-I didn't like how we left things yesterday, but, uh -- but I'll leave you.

Avery: Joe. Wait.

Victoria: How was your little nap, sweetie? What a baby. [Smooches] Let's sit down so I can feed you. Are you hungry?

[Cell phone vibrating]

Stitch: Victoria, hey. It's me. I'd like to see you and the baby. Uh, once I finish up work, I wanted to stop by. I'd like to catch up with you.

Ashley: Hey.

Abby: Hey, we got your text, so here we are.

Ashley: Yeah, what's going on?

Stitch: Brace yourselves, because I have some major news.

Billy: So, two Christmas trees walk into a bar...

Chelsea: We obviously had the same impulse.

Billy: To overdecorate?

Chelsea: Listen, we did say over thanksgiving that we were gonna start our own traditions.

Billy: We did. So, how about this -- we can leave this one down here and then take this one up to the bedroom so that Santa can unwrap a present every night?

Chelsea: Well, as enticing as that sounds, I don't think we need two trees in here. Maybe you can find somebody else who needs a tree.

Billy: Oh, all right.

Chelsea: [Chuckles] Um, I actually have to run to a meeting, but Amanda is upstairs with Connor. If you don't mind taking care of the other tree for me today, and then when I get home, we can decorate.

Billy: Sounds great.

Chelsea: Okay. I will see you...later.

Billy: Bye.

Chelsea: Bye.

Billy: [Exhales deeply]

Chelsea: I need you to meet me at the club. It can't wait.

Stitch: So, I couldn't sleep. I came in at 5:00 a.m. and went to work. That breakthrough we were close to on thanksgiving -- well, I did it. We're there.

Ashley: What are you saying? What -- you altered the scent?

Stitch: Even better. I obliterated it. Yeah, instead of having to mask the pheromone base, we can start with a blank canvas.

Abby: Wait, you're saying that our love potion doesn't stink anymore?

Stitch: Yeah. See for yourself.

Ashley: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Stitch: Yeah.

Ashley: There's nothing there. I mean, it -- you've completely neutralized it. This is amazing.

Stitch: I thought you'd be pleased.

Ashley: "Pleased"? Are you kidding me? Stop being so humble! This is amazing! Amazing! Oh, my God.

Abby: Oh, my gosh. I-I don't smell a thing.

Ashley: I know.

Stitch: Yeah.

Ashley: And now for the fun part. We get to develop an enticing new fragrance.

Stitch: Well, I love a challenge, so let's do it.

Ashley: I know. That's part of the reason why I hired you.

Abby: Congratulations, stitch.

Stitch: Thanks, Abby. But, look -- look, there is -- there is one caveat.

Ashley: What?

Stitch: Um, I'm just not sure that the potency's still the same since I had to eliminate the scent. Okay, I -- look, here's the deal. I-I tried to maintain it, you know, but we'll have to see. I e-mailed you the chemical analysis. We can start going over it before we start testing.

Ashley: Okay. But wait a second. In the meantime, champagne! Are you kidding me?!

Abby: [Chuckles]

Ashley: I have been saving a great bottle for this very occasion.

Abby: Oh, bubbly! I am so in.

Stitch: I think I'm gonna have to pass 'cause it's been a very long day, and I-I want -- I want to go see Victoria, so... I take it you both heard that Billy is Katie's dad.

Ashley: Well, yes, of course.

Abby: Oh, it's the 800-pound-gorilla-in-the-room time.

Ashley: Come on.

Abby: Mom, no, let -- let me say this. Stitch, um, I know the truth. I know that you didn't murder your father, and I treated you like something I scraped off the bottom of my shoe, and you never deserved that. I'm really sorry.

Stitch: Apology accepted.

Abby: But...

Stitch: Here we go.

Abby: ...If you think that your story is gonna change things with Victoria, you're wrong. The baby is Billy's. They were a family before, and they're an even bigger family now.

Stitch: I appreciate your fair warning, but I need to talk to Victoria because, as far as I know, the future is wide open.

Billy: Excuse me, but you wouldn't be in need of extra vegetation, would you?

Victoria: You know, it just so happens I might.

Billy: Excellent. I just thought I would bring this by for you and Johnny and...little Katie, since it's her first Christmas.

Victoria: Okay. Come in. Wow.

Constance: A bear trap? They're illegal.

Nick: Yeah, once I stepped into it, I knew I was in some serious trouble.

Constance: Oh.

Nick: The pain was like nothing I've ever experienced. I kept passing out. I lost some blood.

Constance: It's a wonder you weren't killed.

Nick: I may have been, if it wasn't for this woman. I opened my eyes, and there she was. She promised to get me some help, and then an ambulance showed up, and she took off before I got a chance to get her name.

Constance: Well, what is your name?

Nick: Oh, my name's nick Newman.

Constance: Did you say "Newman"? As in, uh, Victor Newman?

Nick: Yes, ma'am. He's my father.

Constance: I'm sorry. I can't help you. No one here fits the description.

Adam: You go to the police, and you'll be sending Constance to her grave. She's gonna find out not only that her grandson is dead, but her beloved sage has been lying to her for months.

Sage: You go ahead. We're gonna be just fine.

Adam: What are you gonna do? You gonna tell the police you've been harboring a wanted man for nearly a year? You gonna tell them that you helped me create a fake identity? You do that. That's a good idea. You do that, and you're gonna find yourself in your own prison cell.

Sage: You son of a bitch! You cannot leave here!

Adam: I don't take orders from you!

Constance: Sage? Gabriel, are you in there?

Sage: Yes, Constance.

Constance: [Sighs]

Sage: You all right?

Constance: [Sighs] There was -- there was a man at the door.

Sage: I'm so sorry. I should have answered it.

Adam: Who was it?

Constance: No, it's -- it's all right. I-I handled it.

Avery: I owe you an apology.

Joe: Okay. For what?

Avery: For suggesting that you threw that brick in the crimson lights window. Honestly, the thought never even crossed my mind until you said that Paul questioned you about it. I was upset, and I know you, and I know that you would never do anything violent like that.

Joe: I appreciate that. You know, the last thing I want is to be viewed as the enemy in your eyes.

Avery: I don't want to have to see you like this at all, Joe. I hate that this real-estate deal has become so contentious.

Joe: Well, that makes two of us.

Avery: But you keep fighting for your project.

Joe: And you're gonna keep fighting against it.

Avery: Okay, well, you have to accept that there are some personal challenges that you cannot win.

Joe: Is that a challenge?

Avery: Joe, I need you to respect me and where I'm at in my life with Dylan...like you and I always respected each other in the past.

Joe: Look, I know we've had our differences, okay? And we don't always see eye to eye on things, but, Avery, I've always wanted what's best for you.

Avery: Well, can you keep that in mind moving forward?

Joe: I'll do my best.

Dylan: Hey.

Avery: Hi. Uh, I was just telling Joe that we don't believe he's behind the whole brick-throwing incident.

Joe: Sorry to hear what happened to your shop. I hope you guys find out who did it.

Dylan: Yeah, I hope so, too.

Avery: Nick! Where have you been? We've been so worried. It's not like you to be out of touch, and why are you on crutches?

Nick: It's a long story. Hey. I'm nick Newman. I own the place.

Joe: Joe Clark. Pleasure.

Nick: Ah. Avery's ex and the dude trying to tear down the warehouse district.

Joe: So I take it you're in favor?

Nick: Adamantly opposed, actually, just like Dylan and Avery.

Joe: Well, you can't win them all. I do have a few people in this town that are still in my favor.

Nick: Well, not for long, at least if I have anything to say about it.

Joe: Well, excuse me. Pleasure to met you, nick.

Nick: Mm-hmm. Slick operator. Not the kind of guy I expected you to be married to.

Avery: Okay, you still haven't answered my question. Where have you been, and why didn't you make it to the meeting? You didn't even call to cancel.

Nick: Yeah, my getaway didn't go as planned, but I came home to a letter from David Sherman, Sharon's attorney. They have filed a countersuit.

Avery: Yes, I didn't want you to find out that way. That's why I wanted to have a meeting yesterday.

Dylan: David Sherman -- that's the lawyer who ripped Nikki apart in court. I mean, Sharon must feel pretty threatened to hire that guy.

Nick: Yeah, I got to protect faith.

Dylan: I'm not taking sides.

Avery: We're all on faith's side here.

Dylan: Yeah, I'm just -- I hate that you have to go through this.

Nick: Oh, trust me -- I hate it more. I mean, you told me going after full custody could get ugly, but with David Sherman involved, it got a whole lot harder.

Avery: Well, I can handle David Sherman.

Nick: I know, but it's just every time I think I'm getting my life together, I turn the corner, and there's some ugly surprise waiting for me.

Adam: Who was at the door?

Constance: Oh, some man selling something. I-I sent him away.

Adam: Are you sure there wasn't more to it than that?

Constance: Gabriel, your bag. What's going on?

Adam: I'm getting a little restless here. You know, I thought I would leave for a little while. I'm all cooped up. I'm sure you understand that, right?

Constance: I won't hear of it. You're still recovering.

Adam: I'm not. I feel great. You know, thanks to how well you two have been taking care of me, I feel fantastic.

Constance: What if you hurt yourself? You're not ready.

Adam: I am ready.

Constance: Oh, fine. Fine, then I'm not ready. I'm not -- I can't let you go just yet. Please, please promise me you'll stay.

Jeff: Okay, buttercup. I dropped everything to meet you here. What's so urgent? Oh. That's a lot of Benjamins. What a nice surprise, and it's not even Christmas yet.

Chelsea: I offered to pay you to drop the lawsuit, and then I never heard back from you. I thought maybe the reality of cold, hard cash in your hand might motivate you.

Jeff: I see.

Chelsea: Half now, half after you drop the suit. Come clean. Tell the hospital that stitch Rayburn did not commit malpractice. Do we have a deal?

Ashley: Abby, I have to read Ben's report, so if you need to get going, go ahead.

Abby: Am I being dismissed?

Ashley: No.

Abby: I feel like you're mad at me.

Ashley: Maybe a little disappointed, I guess. Did you have to be so blunt with him? I mean, really, you tell him that he has absolutely no chance with Victoria -- was that necessary?

Abby: Am I wrong?

Ashley: Probably not. But do you honestly have to be so unequivocal? The fact of the matter is, we don't really know what Victoria's going to do, do we?

Abby: Well, maybe you don't.

Ashley: Regardless, Ben's going through a really tough time. Would it have killed you just to show a little kindness?

Abby: [Sighs] I am doing stitch a favor. He's just making it harder on himself. The man needs to open his eyes and stop dreaming about a future with Victoria that is never gonna happen.

Ashley: Why not let him dream?

Billy: Please tell me this is straight now.

Victoria: Um, actually, it's still kind of leaning to the right a little. I think you might have to get a saw and straighten it out.

Billy: You got to be kidding me.

Victoria: I am kidding you. It's totally fine.

Billy: You're not funny. She's not funny.

Victoria: [As Katie] "Yes, she is, Daddy."

Billy: [Chuckles] Two against one. That's not fair. You know, I was thinking that -- I mean, if it's okay with you -- I could stick around and help decorate the tree.

Victoria: [Normal voice] Yeah, I think you should. I mean, after all, it is your gift to Katie.

Billy: Well, to all of you. Yeah, especially Katie. You know, it is never too early to start learning proper tree-decorating technique, and, if I do say so myself, you're about to learn from the best. It starts with the lights. You got to untangle these. The key here is patience. You're looking for a loose strand to start the unraveling, and, uh, of course, there is no shame in just junk-piling these and buying new lights. [Chuckles] Vick, you okay?

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: [Sighs] It's Dee Dee's special ornament. We put that on top of our tree last year.

Victoria: You should take this home. You should put it on your own tree.

Billy: Come here.

Abby: Congratulations on your promotion, Tobias.

Tobias: Thanks. When, uh, Ashley told me she had an opening, I applied right away.

Ashley: Tobias is a very fast learner. You're gonna be a great asset to our team. I can feel it.

Tobias: Well, I'm thrilled to be working for you.

Ashley: Well, the very first order of business is we placed an order with our French wholesaler, and no delivery. Could you track it down, see what's going on with it?

Tobias: Will do.

Ashley: Thank you so much.

Abby: Um, Mom, listen, I am gonna take off.

Ashley: Okay, honey. I'll see you later.

Ashley: And I needed to tell you one thing. I forgot. Aunt Traci wants to do this Christmas-shopping thing this weekend -- us single ladies take on the holiday.

Ashley: Yeah, sounds like fun.

Abby: Yeah. How is it possible that three women as fabulous as us have no one to kiss under the mistletoe this year?

Ashley: You thought you were gonna be married earlier this year. Are you doing okay? Are the holidays getting to you? Tell me the truth.

Abby: No, no. I'm -- no. I-I thought it was gonna be horrible. No, I did. But it's not so bad, you know, not having a man in my life. I'm really not freaking out. It's kind of nice. And if you're surprised, imagine how I feel.

Ashley: Well, maybe sometimes it's better that way, huh? Independent, strong, alone.

Abby: Should I take that at face value, or are you trying to tell me something?

Ashley: I think you're letting your imagination work overtime, and I've got things to do.

Abby: Okay, okay.

Ashley: Bye. Love you.

Chelsea: I see you're doing the math in your head, trying to figure out if this bogus lawsuit will gain you more money than the money I'm offering you.

Jeff: I'm suing them for millions.

Chelsea: If you go to court, it doesn't necessarily mean you'll win. You could end up with nothing, instead of two envelopes full of cash.

Jeff: You're really determined to stop me, aren't you?

Chelsea: You know, stitch has suffered enough. You don't know his whole story. It's --

Jeff: Enlighten me.

Chelsea: Just take my word for it, okay? Dropping this lawsuit -- it's -- it's just the right thing to do.

Jeff: [Chuckles] [Sighs] Nice try, sweetie, but your daddy's no fool. You're not going to bat for this guy out of the goodness of your heart.

Chelsea: Okay, why I'm doing it doesn't matter. That doesn't affect the amount of zeroes in your payout, okay?

Jeff: Last time you and I talked about Billy, you tried to hide it, but you were worried, and if Victoria's baby turns out to be his --

Chelsea: Her name is Katie, and she is Billy's.

Jeff: Ah. Well, just admit it, honeybunch. You're doing this 'cause you're scared. You want to clear the path for Victoria and that fake doctor so you can have Billy all to yourself.

Billy: I was so lost last year.

Victoria: I remember.

Billy: You know, it was like there was this big, black cloud looming over everything. I mean, without Delia, how could there -- how could there even be Christmas?

Victoria: Well, you tried. You remember you went with Johnny and me to see Santa. [Chuckles] And we picked out that little raggedy Christmas tree. It was the last one on the lot.

Billy: Yeah. [Chuckles]

Victoria: Brought that home. That gave me hope.

Billy: I really wanted to make it work so bad. Even though I made everything worse, in my heart, I-I really just wanted it all to be better.

Victoria: You remember I told you you don't have to apologize, right? Look, we may not be together anymore, but I feel like we're in a better place than we were last year. We both have things moving us forward. We have this beautiful baby daughter now. Honestly, I'm just -- I'm really glad it feels like we're friends again. It's really nice.

Billy: A lot to be thankful for.

Victoria: Sure is.

Billy: And for one thing, I found a much better tree this year.

[Both chuckle]

Victoria: Oh. She is so sweet.

Avery: So, Victoria and the baby are doing well?

Nick: They are both doing great.

Dylan: Now, that is some happy news.

Nick: Right?

Dylan: Yeah.

Nick: You know what? A toast. To little Katie.

Dylan: Hear, hear!

Avery: To Katie.

Nick: Katie.

Dylan: Hey, stitch. Uh, sorry. We didn't -- we didn't see you there.

Stitch: I'm as happy as you are that Victoria and the baby are happy and healthy.

Nick: Yeah, Vick left me a message.

Stitch: Then you know, huh?

Nick: It must have been hard hearing the baby wasn't yours, but honestly, I'm glad that the truth finally came out.

Stitch: Yeah, me, too. You know, it's been a long time coming.

Avery: Uh, you know, can I talk to you for a second about the case?

Nick: Yeah.

Dylan: Hey, stitch, have a seat, man. I, uh, hope you don't think I was being disloyal.

Stitch: Not at all, man. She's, uh -- she's your niece, no matter who the father is.

Dylan: I was worried about you. I mean, when the results came back, I didn't hear from you.

Stitch: Yeah, I didn't really want to talk to anyone.

Dylan: So, what are you gonna do about Victoria?

Stitch: I still love her. I'd love to be with her, but... I think her and Billy are already back together. I saw the three of them together, and they were looking like...

Dylan: A family?

Stitch: You know, I-I guess I didn't want to believe that it would happen. [Chuckles] [Sighs]

Dylan: Is there anything I can do?

Stitch: Let's change the subject. I just want a quiet drink.

Dylan: Yeah, that I can make happen.

Avery: Okay, so 10:00, my office. You have to be there. We have a lot to go over.

Nick: Done -- definitely gonna be there this time.

Avery: Okay, I'll see you then.

Nick: Okay.

Avery: I'm glad that you and Dylan could be civil to each other.

Joe: Look, I'm not trying to make things difficult for you, Avery. I-I hope my text over thanksgiving didn't cause trouble with Dylan.

Avery: We had a lovely thanksgiving.

Joe: You -- you didn't show him, did you? Is there a reason you're finding it difficult to be honest?

Avery: Absolutely not.

Joe: Avery.

Avery: Joe. Enjoy your drink.

Dylan: That's great. That's great news. Thanks. That was Stan Lewis on the phone.

Avery: The community organizer.

Dylan: He promised to have a ton of people at the rally to save the warehouse district.

Avery: That's great. We need all the help we can get.

Dylan: Yeah, so, what were you talking to Joe about?

Avery: Um, it's so stupid. It's so silly.

Dylan: Try me. It's...

Avery: Um, he sent a text -- "happy thanksgiving." And, uh -- and I didn't mention it because we were having such a good time with Nikki and everyone at the party, and, uh, but we said that we were gonna be open and honest about everything, so I'm telling you now. Dylan?

Stitch: Another one, please. Make it a double.

Joe: What can I do for you, Dylan?

Dylan: Well, Avery and I were just headed home, and, uh, I wanted to say something before we left.

Joe: By all means.

Dylan: Things have been a little tense between us, but we were civil today, and I would like to keep it that way for the sake of what we're each trying to accomplish with business and because of Avery.

Joe: Well, I couldn't agree with you more.

Avery: Uh, I'll go get my things.

Dylan: Okay. I said that for her.

Joe: Of course you did.

Dylan: She's not your wife anymore. She's not your friend. She's your past. You got it? No more texts, no more phone calls, no more surprise visits, or things are gonna get a lot less civil.

Avery: Okay.

Dylan: Ready?

Avery: Yeah.

Dylan: All right.

Chelsea: I am totally secure in my relationship with Billy.

Jeff: Is that so?

Chelsea: Would you please just stop? Me wanting you to drop this frivolous lawsuit is a completely different matter.

Jeff: You think your old man was born yesterday? Come on. You can be straight with me.

Chelsea: Can't you just do this one thing for me?

Jeff: Never walk away from a good score.

Chelsea: Does that mean you'll drop the suit?

Jeff: I'll take care of it, peaches.

Chelsea: Thank you.

Abby: Hey. Why aren't you with Victoria?

Stitch: You told me to stay away, remember?

Abby: Oh, like you listen to anything I have to say.

Stitch: I don't. I just had a change of plans.

Abby: Um, Noah said you were in the hospital. Why didn't you tell the family?

Nick: Well, would you believe I was embarrassed to tell everyone that I got stuck in a bear trap?

Abby: [Chuckles] Oh. Sorry. I-I thought Noah was joking. Uh, a bear trap? For real? Are you okay?

Nick: Yeah, I'm gonna be fine, but for a while there, it looked pretty bad.

Abby: How bad?

Nick: I was stuck in the woods freezing. I was losing a lot of blood. I kept passing out. No one came to help. I thought that was it.

Abby: Oh, my God. That's horrible. How'd you get out?

Nick: Some woman found me, and then she went and called for help. I think there was a guy there, too. I'm not sure about that, but if he was there, he looked a little familiar to me.

Abby: Someone you knew?

Nick: I don't know. At that point, I was pretty out of it. I'm not sure of much, but what I do know is this woman -- she saved my life. I haven't been able to track her down to thank her, but I'm not gonna stop until I find her.

Constance: Oh.

Adam: Well, if it makes you feel any better, um, what if I just go for one night?

Constance: It's a bit more bearable, but I still don't want you going alone in case something were to happen.

Adam: Nothing's gonna happen. It's one night. What could possibly happen?

Constance: You're still recuperating. Bring sage with you, like you used to.

Sage: I'll happily do that.

Adam: Fine. That sounds great if it gives you peace of mind.

Constance: Then that's settled.

Sage: Why don't you get some rest, Constance? I'll help Gabriel finish packing.

Constance: Please be careful.

Adam: You have my word.

Constance: Then I'll see you tomorrow.

Adam: Sweet dreams. [Sighs] You happy?

Sage: Yeah, it's for the best. You need to get the lay of the land before you start reclaiming your life.

Adam: No, I'd have been fine, but since you and Constance are making such a big deal of this, I guess I'll just use this trip as sort of, like, a -- like a recon mission, you know? Test out my new face.

Sage: Slow and steady wins the race, hmm?

Adam: When Constance was talking about these trips you took with Gabriel, was that something you guys did often?

Sage: Yes. Constance used to ask me to, um, go with Gabriel to his events and keep him out of trouble.

Adam: Keep him out of trouble? So you were like a babysitter?

Sage: [Chuckles] No. More like a companion who's supposed to be a good influence.

Adam: Well, great, but I don't need to be wet-nursed. Just because you've managed to weasel your way into going along with me on this trip doesn't mean I need you nipping at my heels every step of the way.

Sage: Well, that's too bad because you really can't stop me from nipping at your heels.

Adam: Now, why don't you go pack a bag so we can get the hell out of here, okay? I'm anxious to get home to Genoa City.

Dylan: I knew you were happy about the rally, but I didn't realize you were this happy.

Avery: Mm, you make me happy.

Dylan: Does that mean you're proud of me?

Avery: I'm always proud of you. Now shut up and take my clothes off. [Chuckles] Mm.

Tobias: The order should be here early next week. I got the shipping charges waived to make up for any inconvenience.

Ashley: Fantastic. Thank you so much.

Tobias: So, uh, bring me up to speed on your product.

Ashley: Okay, well, our new fragrance is going to disrupt the industry. At least, it will once it's ready.

Tobias: How soon will that be?

Ashley: I'm not quite sure. We had to make some adjustments to the fragrance to the base mixture, and now we don't know if it's gonna be quite as effective once those changes have been made.

Tobias: Effective in what way?

Stitch: Yeah, and the smell. Oh, what is that -- rotting garbage?

Ashley: That's the new product I'm working on for Jabot.

Stitch: Okay. Please tell me you're kidding me, right?

Ashley: See for yourself.

Stitch: Oh, my...God! Ashley, that's awful! How can you wear that?!

Ashley: What are you saying?

Stitch: It's --

Ashley: I really believe in this product.

Stitch: I hate to break it to you, but I think you're gonna have a tough time selling that to anybody.

Ashley: Well, I guess we'll see.

Stitch: Yeah. Guess so.

Ashley: It's a little chillier than I thought.

Stitch: Here. Don't get that on my scarf, all right?

Ashley: Oh, thank you. That's nice of you.

Ashley: [Sighs] We'll get into that later. In the meantime, have you been able to get down to human resources and let them know about your transfer to my department?

Tobias: Not yet.

Ashley: Why don't you go ahead and do that? And I'll see you tomorrow.

Tobias: Sounds good.

Ashley: Thank you.

Jeff: Barkeep, your best scotch, please.

Stitch: [Laughs] Thanks again for trying to ruin my life -- not that I wasn't already doing a good job of that on my own.

Jeff: Easy there, doc.

Stitch: Oh, now I'm a doc. What was that -- according to your lawsuit, I think -- what was it? Just some guy off the street.

Jeff: Relax, will you? It's all gonna be okay.

Stitch: Oh, it's gonna be okay, all right, because if I was -- I was never a doc, I guess I never took an oath to do no harm.

Jeff: Just back off.

Stitch: You want me to back off? Yeah? I'll back off.

Nick: Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, don't. Look, I know you're in a bad place, but you don't want to do this.

Jeff: You're damn right.

Stitch: Go to hell.

Jeff: Easy, bub. I was gonna drop that lawsuit against you, but now I'm not so sure.

Stitch: Look at me.

Nick: Come on. Stop. Come on, man. Get it together. I'm gonna call you a cab.

Abby: Hey, um, let's get you home, okay? Things always look worse when you've been drinking.

Stitch: It's not gonna be any better when I'm sober.

Billy: Mm, well, what do you think, Katherine rose? Did we do a good job? [Chuckling] Ohh, look at that smile. I guess we did.

Victoria: Um, newborns don't smile.

Billy: Yeah? I know what I saw, and this beautiful little girl was practically beaming. Oh, you don't believe me? Here. Come take a look for yourself.

Victoria: Mm, nope. No smile -- not for another eight weeks. Although I have to agree with you. She's really beautiful.

Billy: Yeah.

Victoria: I think she has your ears.

Billy: I hope not.

[Both chuckle]

Billy: She's got your cute little nose, though.

Victoria: We got our miracle, Billy. No hormone treatments, no fertility shots -- nothing.

Billy: Although I think it's safe to say the circumstances were not exactly what we were expecting.

Victoria: It wasn't exactly my dream to have her in a parking garage.

Billy: Mm.

[Both chuckle]

Billy: And here I thought I knew all of your fantasies.

Victoria: She's everything we wanted.

Billy: Yeah. Yeah, she is.

Victoria: Shh.

Victoria: Oh, that's perfect.

Billy: Katie doesn't seem terribly impressed.

Victoria: Huh? No, but I think she needs her diaper changed.

Billy: All right. My turn. Give me.

Victoria: Whoa. Okay, then. She's all yours. Have at it.

Billy: I'll be back in a flash. Come on, sweet girl. Oh. When did Ben call?

Stitch: Hey, Victoria. It's me. Listen, I'd like to see you and the baby. Once I finish up at work, I'll stop by. I'd really like to catch up.

Victoria: I wonder why he never showed.

Ashley: Well, hi, there. Whoa. I thought you'd left for the evening.

Stitch: Yeah. I was --

Ashley: What -- aah! Ben? Ben!

Avery: What? What are you thinking?

Dylan: Oh, you know, just how much better this is than hanging out with your ex-husband and your ex-fiancé.

Avery: Yeah, that was weird.

Dylan: [Sighs]

Avery: I am so happy to be home with you alone. Mm. Do you want something to drink?

Dylan: Sure.

Avery: Okay. I'll be right back.

Dylan: Okay.

Avery: What are you up to?

Dylan: You'll find out.

Abby: You know, stitch has never been my favorite, but I feel bad for the guy. I've never seen him in such bad shape.

Nick: Well, bad news from a woman and a lot of alcohol can do that to you.

Abby: If I were in his shoes, I'd be drunk, too. It's not like he has some wonderful, supportive family. We Newmans -- we may be dysfunctional, but we always have each others' back.

Nick: I'm really gonna need your support to get through the next few months -- having to deal with Sharon.

Abby: You can knock a Newman down, but he'll always get back up.

Chelsea: Thank you.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Devon: This is a nice surprise.

Hilary: Night's just full of surprises.

Lily: Why don't you just take a few days off of work?

Kelly: I think it would just be better for everybody if I quit.

Sage: We should go.

Adam: I'm not going anywhere.

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