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Episode # 10531 ~ Lauren questions Michael's fidelity, while Phyllis puts her plan in motion.

Provided By Suzanne

Nick: Okay, so, I know the wedding is informal, but, uh... I don't know. The robe might be pushing it a little bit.

Sharon: I know that we're ignoring all the wedding superstitions, but I want the dress to be a surprise.

Nick: Because surprises turned out so well at our last attempt.

Sharon: [Sighs] That was a matter of unforeseen complications.

Nick: Named Phyllis.

Sharon: But my dress for this wedding is gonna be a nice surprise, and it's the only one allowed for the day, period.

Faith: Trick or treat, grandpa!

Victor: Look at that! Come here, my sweetheart. Don't you look beautiful!

Mariah: [Chuckles]

Victor: You look so beautiful. My goodness. My goodness. You know what? Bonnie has made some special homemade candy for you. Why don't you go get some, okay?

Mariah: Oh, my gosh.

Victor: That's sweet.

Mariah: Big, bad wolf giving little red riding hood homemade candy. This can't end well.

Victor: You amusing yourself or what?

Mariah: And you're not even cracking a smile. What, are you grumpy that Sharon and nick are finally making it official today?

Victor: I didn't know that was happening.

Mariah: I think it's gonna be pretty hard to find somebody else to wake up from a coma, so you probably should just send them another bottle of champagne and say congratulations.

Victor: Well, that ain't gonna happen.

Mariah: The champagne or the wedding?

Michael: [Sighs]

Lauren: I've been waiting.

Michael: Lauren, you're home?

Lauren: Halloween isn't just for kids.

Michael: [Chuckles]

Lauren: Now tell me where it hurts.

Summer: Hi. You're alone?

Jack: Yeah, is that a bad thing?

Summer: Well, I don't know. I thought mom was supposed to be with you.

Jack: Well, she stepped away. What are you so nervous about?

Summer: Well, if mom's not with you, then who is she with? She might be with someone who's about to spill some big, huge secret that she's not ready to hear about.

Jack: She's in the restroom. I'm pretty sure no one's gonna tell her anything there.

Summer: I'm sorry. It's -- it's just every time I see you sitting alone, and my mind instantly flashes to, "what does mom know, and how bad is the fallout gonna be?"

Phyllis: Come on. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.

[Cell phone rings]

Nick: Hello?

Phyllis: Finally. Please tell me I've caught you in time before you've ruined your life.

Lauren: So, should I test your reflexes or go straight to the sponge bath?

Michael: Oh, God.

Lauren: [Chuckles] Looks like you need both.

Michael: I do, but I can't.

Lauren: Oh, nurse begs to differ.

[Both chuckle]

[Knock on door]

Michael: Oh, I hope that's not a toddler dressed as tinker bell.

Kevin: Hey! I brought my own treats.

Lauren: It's Kevin, not a toddler.

Michael: Debatable. Still...

Lauren: True.

Michael: ...I don't think he should see you like this.

Lauren: Okay. I'll go change my clothes, then. [Chuckles]

Michael: [Sighs] What?

Kevin: Seriously? I said I brought treats.

Michael: Are they frosted with accusations that I'm having an affair?

Kevin: I went by your office. They said you were home, and I came here to confess.

Michael: That you're an idiot.

Kevin: No. That when I was alone in your office with your laptop, I might have peeked.

Michael: You did what?

Kevin: Yes, Michael, I looked at your computer, and you won't believe what I have figured out.

Mariah: Nick and Sharon want to get married, and it's gonna happen. There's nothing you can do about it, so you might as well just roll with it.

Victor: So, you think it's gonna happen?

Mariah: Obviously, because it is. And you know what? Maybe -- just maybe -- there is no secret, and nick and Sharon are gonna ride off into the sunset on one of your fancy horses.

Victor: Ain't gonna happen.

Mariah: You don't know when to let it go, do you?

Victor: You sent me on a wild-goose chase to have the DNA tested in Sweden.

Mariah: Who told you to go to Sweden? You know, there are labs in the U.S.

Victor: Shh! Shh! Point is, I don't like to be lied to, okay?

Mariah: Sharon was talking in her sleep. I told you what I heard. I figured that faith wasn't nick's kid. Whoops.

Victor: "Whoops"? It made me go to Sweden to have the DNA tested -- the hair from faith's hairbrush and then DNA from nick's wineglass. And the result is not what you indicated -- what you hypothesized. Nick is indeed faith's father. That's what the DNA showed.

Mariah: And that's -- that's a bad thing in your world?

Victor: That's not a bad thing. What it proves to me is that Sharon is hiding something else.

[Footsteps approaching]

Victor: Hi, sweetheart.

Mariah: Hi.

Victor: Hi, sweetheart. Did you get all the candy?

Faith: Yep.

Victor: Wow! You know, grandma would love to see you -- would love to see the costume. So why don't you come back afterwards?

Faith: I can't.

Victor: What?

Faith: I'll be at mommy and daddy's wedding.

Victor: I see. Okay, well...

Faith: Come on.

Mariah: Well, wait, wait. Don't you want to say thank you to your grandpa for the homemade candy?

Faith: Thanks, grandpa. Love you.

Victor: Come here. I love you so much. Okay? So, you go.

Mariah: All right. On we go.

Victor: Um... you're making a mistake, taking Sharon's side, okay?

Sharon: Who is it?

Nick: Uh, it's, uh, delivery's late at the underground. It's nothing.

Phyllis: It's not nothing.

Sharon: Just so you know, we are not having our wedding reception at your club.

Nick: Yeah, yeah, I'll just send back all the floral centerpieces. I'm not doing this, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Marrying the disaster area? Good choice.

Nick: You blew up one wedding already. It is not happening again.

Phyllis: Forget the wedding. We have to talk. This is important. Look, I have been going back and forth trying to figure out how to do this. And I've told you my brain has been really messed up, and nothing's making sense. Just meet me before the ceremony. Hear me out.

Nick: Well, it's good to know you haven't changed, Phyllis. I'm getting married. Later.

Phyllis: [Sighs] I am trying to save you, you stubborn jerk.

Jack: Hey. Everything all right?

Phyllis: Oh, yeah. Sorry. Everything's fine.

Jack: Well, come on. Let's go back to the table.

Phyllis: Uh, Jack, um, I'm not hungry, honey.

Jack: It's okay. We'll probably do as much chatting as eating. I have a special guest for you.

Phyllis: Hi, sweetie.

Summer: Hey, mom.

Phyllis: It's good to see you.

Summer: Hi. Look at us -- breaking bread with the parents. We're finally a normal family.

Nick: Nice. Not too dressy. Classic.

Noah: Yeah, if this wedding gets postponed again, I'm showing up in sweats and a t-shirt.

Nick: Oh, no, no, no. It's happening. No more delays.

Noah: Well, faith and Mariah are upstairs. Faith says it's a super-duper big secret surprise. But, you know, the biggest surprise is if this wedding actually happens today.

Nick: Oh, it's gonna happen. Your mom and I are gonna sprint right to the part where he says, "I now pronounce you man and wife." Get this thing done and official.

Noah: Good. You know, when I think about how much time I was spending worrying about mom...

Nick: That shouldn't have been on your shoulders, bud.

Noah: Oh, yeah, well, I am your son, and, evidently, I inherited your hero gene.

Nick: My bad. [Chuckles] But I hear you.

Noah: You know, I don't think I'll be worrying about mom that much anymore. You two together...works. I'm happy for you, dad.

Nick: Thanks, bud. I'm happy, too.

Faith: Are you ready?

Nick: Oh! Are we ready? Let's go! Let's see it. Bridal party.

Noah: Ohh. [Chuckles]

Nick: Look at you.

Mariah: Ta-da!

Faith: Ta-da!

Mariah: [Chuckles]

Nick: You two look so beautiful. She --

Mariah: Oh.

Sharon: No superstitions here.

Nick: Wow. And that is my bride.

Sharon: [Chuckles]

Nick: I'm the luckiest man on earth.

Noah: Why don't I get some pictures, hmm?

Mariah: Uh, I'll go get your purse.

Sharon: No, I don't need it yet. Stay.

Nick: No sneaking off.

Noah: Yeah, it is a family photo, so...tough luck. That means you.

Faith: It means all of us.

Mariah: Okay.

Noah: Okay. Everybody smile. Okay, faith. Serious. Serious face. Now everyone else smile.

Let's not make it more complicated than it has to be I like you, you like me that's a beautiful recipe two hearts dancing in a cloudless sky wishing and a-kissing our past goodbye why don't we finally try living like we both feel inside? Oh, let's just say what's on our minds we both know the truth we're only wasting precious time if you'll have me, I-I-I'll have you whoa-oh-oh whoa-oh-oh if you'll have me, I-I-I'll have you I-I-I'll have you oh-whoa-oh-oh

Noah: All right. Let me see if I got it. Let's see.

Sharon: Did you get my good side?

Nick: Oh, come on. You don't even have a bad side.

Sharon: I do.

Noah: Perfect. All right. What do you guys say we go outside, get some autumn wedding photos?

Sharon: Yeah!

Mariah: Seriously?

Nick: Yeah, seriously.

Mariah: Oh, gosh. Okay.

Sharon: My hair -- my hair. You guys go. I'm just gonna check my hair. [Chuckles]

Mariah: I am. I am. I have to grab a jacket. It's cold.

Noah: Come on, mom.

[Door closes]

Sharon: [Sighs]

[Knock on door]

Phyllis: I'm just wondering why no one told me it would be the three of us -- as if I couldn't be trusted to know. I'm sensing a bit of a pattern here.

Jack: We thought it would be a pleasant distraction and a chance to have a meeting of the minds about Summer's marriage.

Phyllis: Speaking of which, where is the kidnapper? Or are we just calling him a felon these days?

Summer: Mm, uh, no, I just thought it'd be better if just the three of us talk.

Phyllis: Oh. So you're saying he's a chicken? You're fighting his battles for him now?

Summer: Mom.

Jack: Let's back away from the name-calling, okay? That is counterproductive.

Summer: So, I know that you talked to dad about my marriage. Nick-dad I mean. Did it help at all?

Jack: You arranged that?

Summer: Yeah, I mean, I'll do anything to smooth it over at this point. Did it help?

Phyllis: You could talk to nick. Oh, that's right. He's making an honest woman out of Sharon in a few hours. Ha.

Summer: Okay, I don't know whether I should be worried or relieved. You're not all crazed about Austin like you were before. I mean, you're mean and snarky, but you're definitely not crazed.

Jack: Yeah, I definitely feel the same way, so that begs the question, have you made progress, or is your mind on something else entirely? Something else is definitely going on. What is it?

Michael: It was not your place to go into my laptop.

Kevin: I got to say, Michael. It killed me.

Michael: You have no right to do this.

Kevin: That screen saver -- you, Lauren on vacation, looking very happy. Every time you boot up, that's what you see. You, my brother, are clearly a fool in love, so I don't understand why you'd be willing to do anything to screw that up.

Michael: I'm not doing anything.

Kevin: Don't. At least respect me enough not to lie to my face. [Sighs] I shut your computer down. I probably won't snoop again.

Michael: "Probably"? Oh, no. Excellent. I get it. I'm supposed to thank you for not invading my privacy.

Kevin: Just tell me, if it is an affair, that it's over, and it's not gonna happen again.

Michael: You have --

Kevin: Oh.

Lauren: An affair?

Michael: [Scoffs] No, Lauren. No.

Kevin: Uh, it was a case of Michael's -- cases. That's all.

Lauren: [Sighs] Funny. I thought I heard you accusing Michael of something.

Michael: Kevin knows better. In fact, just two seconds ago, he was calling me a fool for love. I should be offended, but how could I be, because he's absolutely right?

Kevin: That's true. I did say that.

Lauren: You didn't come here just to say that.

Michael: No. No, he brought us treats.

Kevin: I did, and, uh, now that I've brought them, I'm leaving.

Michael: Good idea.

Kevin: I'll call you later.

Michael: Can't wait. I really am, you know -- a fool for you.

Lauren: So maybe I should just slip that nurse's uniform back on and see if I could elevate your heart rate.

Michael: As much as I love the sound of that... I don't think so, sweetheart.

Lauren: And why not? You say there's no affair. So what's going on with you, Michael?

Michael: [Sighs]

Sharon: Now really isn't a good time. Our family has plans.

Victor: Sharon, I'm aware of your plans, okay? Another attempt at a wedding?

Sharon: You sound disgusted, which is an honest response. It's more honest than showing up here with a bottle of champagne and pretending --

Victor: Do you mind if you and I are honest with each other?

Sharon: If you think you're up for the task.

Victor: This is a mistake.

Sharon: Victor, this is ridiculous.

Victor: Sharon, you came to me months ago. You asked me to help you find whatever secret you were harboring in your unconscious because you were afraid it might hurt Nicholas. That's a good sentiment. You should follow that sentiment. You should call off this wedding.

Sharon: I have tried everything to remember, and I can't. And maybe that's the way it should be. Nicholas and I can get married. We can move on from all of this together.

Victor: What are you not seeing? I come to you as a father who loves his son. You cannot tell me, with good conscience, that you're entering upon this marriage without some concern that you might hurt Nicholas all over again. You've got to call off this wedding.

Nick: Damn it, dad. This wedding is happening -- no matter what.

Phyllis: Yeah, I'm off my game. The world just kept spinning, and I've been playing catch-up. I-I've been out of the loop so long, it started to really -- to mess with my head. Honestly, it's a little scary. You get that, right?

Jack: Of course we get that.

Phyllis: Because if you two can't understand how hard this is for me, I don't know where I'd turn.

Jack: Oh.

Summer: Should we call the doctors?

Phyllis: No, baby. I just have to sort out a few things. I was in this shadow for a year. You go back into the light, and it kind of hurts your eyes, that's all.

Abby: Phyllis! Hi! I'm Abby -- Abby Newman.

Jack: Abby, Phyllis knows who you are.

Abby: Oh. Sorry. Of course you do. I was just trying to be polite, not knowing what sort of state she'd be in. [Chuckles nervously]

Phyllis: Maybe you should spell it out for me, just to be sure.

Abby: Oh, still snarky. I love that. And talk about beauty rest. You look amazing. People are gonna want to go into a yearlong coma just so they can look like you.

Jack: I don't even know what to say about that.

Abby: Oh, come on, uncle Jack. I heard from people at the wedding that she looked good, but seeing it in person -- geez.

Phyllis: Why weren't you at nick's wedding?

Abby: No, I was, but Victoria went into false labor, and so we had to leave the wedding early.

Phyllis: Victoria's pregnant?

Jack: I told you that Billy and Victoria had a complicated relationship.

Phyllis: Your brother divorced his pregnant wife? That's a complicated jackass.

Jack: It's not that simple.

Phyllis: What else am I missing, Abby?

Abby: Oh, it all goes back to --

Jack: Abby. Phyllis' doctors recommended that she not get too much information all at once.

Summer: Yeah, so we have to limit how much she learns at one time.

Abby: Oh. Uh, okay.

Summer: So, we could go back to talking about Austin. You know --

Phyllis: What about today's wedding? Are you going, since you missed the first one?

Abby: No, no, today's just a tiny, little wedding with the justice of the peace.

Summer: Yeah, no, I'm not even going. I've had enough of Mariah.

Abby: Oh, I've had more than enough of Mariah.

Phyllis: Mariah is...?

Summer: Mariah's just a girl. And, really, it's not about her. This is about nick and Sharon. You know, it's about them -- their family.

Phyllis: Their family? Is no one taking this wedding seriously?

Jack: Yes, everyone is. We're just trying to get a little perspective on the whole thing. These are two adults making an informed, adult decision.

Summer: You know, I forgot I have to check on something.

Jack: Summer. Summer.

Summer: No, it's fine. Call me when you're ready to talk, okay?

Phyllis: Yes, I will. Of course. Sweetie. I want you to listen to me, okay?

Summer: Yeah.

Phyllis: I love you.

Summer: Okay.

Phyllis: You hear me? I love you more than the moon, and no matter what, everything will be okay, all right?

Summer: Okay. Yeah, no, I-I love you, too.

Jack: I'll walk you to your car. Come on.

Summer: Okay. Bye.

Abby: Bye.

Lauren: I could sit on this and ignore it, but I think we should be mature, and we should talk about it. I-I know what I heard Kevin say, and my sister also has accused you of seeing someone.

Michael: Jill is married to Colin, for god's sake. Obviously, her judgment is suspect, and Kevin was not talking about you and me.

Lauren: Something's off, Michael.

Michael: 'Cause I can't take you to bed?

Lauren: "Can't"? That's the second time you've said that.

Michael: We've had some pretty spectacular nights and days lately.

Lauren: And then comes the distance and the disconnection. Now, I am not accusing you of anything. I'm asking you. Is there something you're keeping from me?

Michael: Lauren, sweetheart. [Chuckles] Trust me on this. I love you so much, and what we have and this marriage we fought so hard for -- if you could see inside my head, inside my heart... [Sighs] If you had any idea how much I love you...

Lauren: I think I do.

Michael: Don't think it. Know it. Please.

Lauren: [Sighs]

Michael: And know that everything's gonna be all right.

Victor: Go ahead. Tell him. Tell him about your concerns regarding this wedding. Tell him the nagging feeling you have that it is a mistake.

Sharon: The only mistake was opening the door, Victor. Nicholas loves me. We're going to be happy. Maybe one day, you can accept that, and I hope so for nick's sake. Otherwise, I don't give a damn.

Nick: You heard her, dad. It's done.

Victor: You've always accused me of not wanting you to be happy. You are so damn wrong. You get married, you will not get what you want -- I promise you.

[Door opens]

Noah: Wasn't so bad, was it?

Mariah: It's cold.

Noah: Aw, grandpa. Look, we're just trying to celebrate today. Let's not ruin that.

Victor: Noah, if this wedding takes place, you will all be in far more trouble than you bargained for.

Faith: What'd grandpa say?

Mariah: Uh, you know what I was thinking? I was looking at your mom and dad. Look at how in love they are. It's just -- it's like the movies, you know? And you just can't beat love like that.

Phyllis: What else do you have for me, Abby? What other things have I missed?

Abby: Ooh, I would love to, because you know information dissemination is a specialty of mine, but --

Jack: Nice try, Phyllis. She is an information addict. We have to cut her off.

Phyllis: You see, my doctor doesn't know awake Phyllis. He knows the woman who was in a coma, and I'm not exactly a damsel in distress.

Abby: No. No, you are not.

Phyllis: Okay, so help me out. I went online, but I only saw articles. I need the real dirt. It's hard to set the parameters on a search engine for that kind of thing.

Abby: Yeah, and given this past year, I think the server would crash.

Jack: That is not the way to dissuade her.

Phyllis: I just need a little taste. Okay, you're a grown-up. Do not look at uncle Jack. Hey. You and I have never pulled punches with one another. We're not gonna start now. So I need to know everything -- the more explosive, the better, okay, miss heiress? See if you can blow me away.

Sharon: Faith, um, I was wrong before. I do need my purse. Could you run up and get it for me?

Faith: Okay.

Nick: You okay?

Sharon: Mm-hmm. I am...because of you. And you. And you. I think you like us.

Mariah: Oh, no. See, why do you have to do that? 'Cause I don't like that. Ohh.

Nick: [Chuckles]

Sharon: Mariah, you've never had a real family before, and it breaks my heart. But now you have us, and we have you. And I'm so happy for all of us.

Mariah: Okay. So, this is happening? We're doing this -- the cards-on-the-table thing?

Nick: You can handle it.

Sharon: You've opened up and let us in, and that was very brave. I'm proud of you.

Mariah: Somebody asked why I was hanging around, and I didn't want to admit it, but the truth is -- is that you took a chance on me, and that was even when I wasn't your kid. I was no one.

Sharon: You were never no one -- never.

Mariah: You look after your kids. I've seen it. It's the first time I've seen mother love that wasn't twisted. So here I am. I'm on your side, whether you like it or not. Okay. [Chuckles] I'm gonna go to the justice of the peace now.

Sharon: No, no, no. You're not going anywhere.

Mariah: Yes. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get everything ready.

Sharon: First, you're gonna give me a hug.

Mariah: Ohh.

Sharon: [Chuckles]

Mariah: Oh, it's happening. Okay. Okay, mascara, please.

Sharon: I don't care.

Noah: You can't stop her.

Nick: Nope.

Sharon: We're on your side, too.

Nick: We all are.

Sharon: This is your family, Mariah, and that means so much to me. Thank you.

Mariah: Thank you.

[Glasses clatter]

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

Summer: Grandpa?

Victor: Hi, sweetheart. Come here.

Summer: Hi.

Victor: How are you?

Summer: Good. Um, is now a good time?

Victor: Of course now is a good time.

Summer: Well, you know how thankful I am that you helped my mom to wake up, right?

Victor: I'm very glad to hear you say that, you know? I found the best doctor to treat Phyllis.

Summer: Well, um, she just doesn't seem herself lately. She's my mom of course, but something seems different. Do you think it could be a side effect of the treatment?

Victor: Well, the doctors assured me that there'd be no side effects.

Summer: Okay, then maybe it's a side effect of the coma itself or the trauma from when she fell? I don't know. Just something...

Victor: Whoa.

Summer: Something is driving her to distraction.

Victor: Wonder what that could be.

Abby: Okay, so, the cop I dated -- history. And then I fell in love with this gorgeous guy who was still fixated on his ex -- the one who pretended to be Cassie.

Jack: Okay, we're done here.

Phyllis: Wait. Pretended to be little Cassie?

Abby: No, grown-up Cassie.

Phyllis: Grown-up Cassie?

Abby: Yeah.

Phyllis: Oh, you got to tell me more.

Jack: I told you this is a situation -- another one -- that's gonna take some time to sink in.

Abby: Come on, uncle Jack. It's not like she's crumbling. And, hey, this might help build up her tolerance.

Phyllis: Exactly.

Abby: Mm-hmm.

Jack: Cassie had a twin that Sharon didn't know about. Her name is Mariah, and she lives in town.

Phyllis: A twin? [Sighs] Only Sharon wouldn't realize something like that. So now, years later, this person impersonates a dead girl.

Jack: In fairness to her, she did not know that she was Cassie's sister at the time.

Phyllis: So, Sharon and nick have another child again? Well, no wonder they're getting remarried. That's always how Sharon reels nick in. And Summer gets benched.

Jack: Summer doesn't get benched. She has two fathers who adore her, and she knows that.

Phyllis: Jack, Mariah is at that wedding, and Summer is not. That's not being pushed aside?

Jack: It's a wedding you don't care about.

Phyllis: I care about my kid, Jack.

Abby: I-I don't think the wedding has happened yet, if that makes a difference.

Phyllis: Sharon is playing this Cassie card again in living color.

Jack: Okay, we have reached our absolute limit in looking back on last year. I know it when I see it. I see it in your eyes. Let's stop now. Don't fight me on this.

Phyllis: You know what? Maybe you're right. I'm totally spent.

Jack: Okay, let me take you home.

Phyllis: You know what, Jack? I would like a minute alone, all right? I will take a cab.

Jack: Red --

Phyllis: I can take care of myself. Will you please let me have some control over something? Okay?

Jack: Okay. If you need anything at all...

Phyllis: Will do.

Abby: She hates being the last to know.

Jack: Thank you. I am well aware of my situation. I also know that when Phyllis feels she's at a disadvantage, she does not give up until she has the upper hand.

Sharon: Thank you, baby. You're such a good helper.

Faith: Now I need mommy's bouquet.

Sharon: Oh, no flowers -- not this time.

Noah: Oh, no flowers? Aw, that can't be right. Why don't you and I go get something special for mom? But you got to pick it out, okay? 'Cause you're the one with the taste.

Sharon: Aww. Thanks, you guys.

Noah: We'll be right back.

Nick: Hi.

Sharon: Hi. Is it just me, or do we have amazing kids?

Nick: They are the best, and they love you. Even Mariah's stepping up.

Sharon: They really want this for us, don't they?

Nick: They want it for them, too. Being an official family -- it's not just for us. It's for the whole family.

Sharon: And I don't care what anyone else thinks. This -- this really feels right, doesn't it?

Nick: It feels more than right. It feels perfect.

[Cell phone vibrates]

Nick: Sorry.

Sharon: One of the kids?

Nick: Uh, it's Summer at the underground. She has a gift she wants me to carry at the wedding.

Sharon: Oh, how nice. You have to go. There's time.

Nick: You sure?

Sharon: Yes. That way, we'll have all of the kids with us at the wedding -- at least in spirit. It's the way it should be.

Nick: Okay.

Mariah: Ease up, tiger. You're gonna break the keyboard.

Kevin: I'm passionate about typing. It's my thing. Shouldn't you be at a wedding?

Mariah: I just came from the justice of the peace. We are good to go, and things were getting a little warm and fuzzy for me at the house.

Kevin: Ah. Well, I am off duty if you need a buffer between yourself and actual human emotion.

Mariah: [Chuckles]

Kevin: I could be your date again.

Mariah: Oh, it's kind of a wham-bam wedding, so no date needed, but I sincerely appreciate the offer.

Kevin: Sure.

Mariah: Thank you.

Kevin: You're not gonna hug me or anything, are you?

Mariah: No, I don't think so.

Lauren: There you are.

Kevin: Hey. You okay?

Lauren: Oh, I need to talk to you. I'm sorry.

Mariah: Uh, no. I'll just stir my coffee over here.

Kevin: What's up?

Lauren: You said "affair." I heard you, and I know you weren't talking about some case.

Kevin: Lauren, seriously, five seconds before you walked in, I was going on and on about how much Michael loves you. Anybody could see that.

Lauren: I loved Michael, too, while I made that horrible mistake with carmine. I almost lost him. And now I just have this terrible feeling...that it still might happen.

Michael: There is some discomfort from the biopsy. Um, listen... is there any way that we can speed up the test results? I need to know.

Abby: You know you're flirting with disaster, right -- bringing Phyllis to the place where Kelly lives and works?

Jack: Believe me, I confirmed that Kelly wouldn't be here.

Abby: Oh, how does that work? Sneaking around with your fiancée so she and your girlfriend don't run into each other? That's complicated.

Jack: We're well past complicated right now. It's awful -- knowing how Kelly feels right now, knowing how Phyllis would feel if she found out the truth.

Abby: Well, I feel bad for Kelly, since Phyllis is -- well, Phyllis. And I know that Phyllis would freak out if anyone pitied her, but I feel bad knowing that she has no idea about Kelly.

Jack: I do, too, but I also get the distinct impression Phyllis is keeping something from me.

Victor: So, you said your mother didn't act like herself.

Summer: No, she's just all wrapped up in her own head. It's -- first, it's like she doesn't hear anything that I say, and next, she's hugging me and telling me that she loves me. I don't know.

Victor: Oh. Did she say anything about anyone or...?

Summer: No. Grandpa, what is my hairbrush doing here?

Victor: That's your hairbrush?

Summer: Yeah.

Nick: Hey, do you want to come with me to the underground, and we can see Summer together?

Sharon: She wants you. And you two deserve this moment. You've worked so hard to get back into a good place again, so go. Hurry. I can meet you at the justice's office.

Nick: No. No, no, no. No way. I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna come back. I'll grab you and the kids, and we'll go together -- family-style.

Sharon: And then after the ceremony...?

Nick: Then it's just gonna be me and my bride.

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

[Knock on door]

Phyllis: Trick or treat.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Jack: I am going to tell Phyllis that Kelly and I are involved.

Summer: What is going on? Is there something wrong?

Victor: There's something I have to tell you.

Phyllis: You sure you don't have a problem with this stairwell?

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