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Episode # 10510 ~ Paul & Nikki work together to help Dylan; Avery wants answers from Joe; Michael reaches out for help with his marriage.

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Jack: What are you looking for?

Kelly: Oh. [Chuckles] I could have sworn I left nick and Sharon's wedding invitation in here somewhere.

Jack: No sign of it, huh?

Kelly: No. Oh, well. It's not like I don't have all the details.

Jack: I'm sure you have planned a lovely event.

Kelly: Which reminds me, I have good news. Even though I have to work the reception tomorrow, I got someone to cover for me earlier, so you and I can go to the ceremony together.

Jack: Actually, I may not be going to the wedding after all.

Phyllis: There is nothing better than having a man you admire and respect tell you he is falling in love with you.

Jack: Admire and respect? That's all I get?

Phyllis: You know it isn't.

Avery: Joe.

Joe: Now, I know you didn't expect to see your ex-husband show up on your doorstep.

Avery: No, I didn't. Uh, come in. What are you doing here, Joe?

Nikki: Dylan, what are you doing here? Paul, what is going on?

Paul: He's been arrested for murder.

Nikki: What?! You said he wasn't in any trouble.

Dylan: I'm not.

Nikki: Then why are you here?

Dylan: It's all a hoax.

Nikki: A hoax?

Paul: Right. And we're letting you in on it because we need you to pull it off.

Summer: Oh, it's so good to see you!

Fenmore: You, too.

Summer: What are you doing here?

Fenmore: I just have a small break from school.

Summer: Oh, my -- okay, wait. Let me introduce you. Okay, Mariah, this is fen, and this is Mariah. I've known fen basically my entire life.

Mariah: It is very nice to meet you.

Fenmore: Wow. You look just like --

Summer: Yeah. No. It's a really long story. I'll fill you in later. More importantly, this is -- this is my husband, Austin Travers. Austin, this is fen.

Austin: Nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you.

Fenmore: Yeah, I haven't heard enough about you, but it's good to finally meet the guy who stole Summer's heart.

Gloria: Fen's in town?!

Lauren: Yes!

Gloria: So, where's my handsome grandson?

Lauren: He went to go visit a friend.

Gloria: Who?

Lauren: I'm assuming it's probably Summer. But he'll be back.

Gloria: Okay. Well, I can't wait to see him. What a wonderful surprise -- fen in town for a visit. You and Michael must be ecstatic.

Lauren: Well, once we got over the shock, definitely.

Gloria: I thought we'd be celebrating. Where on earth is Michael?

Michael: Nothing like a urological exam to get the old blood pressure to spike. So, what's the verdict?

Lauren: A lawyer is a very busy man, and when he can break away, he will join us. So, where's Jeff?

Gloria: Oh, yeah -- him. When I called to tell him about fen's visit and to get his you-know-what over here, he said he wasn't free -- that he had to see a man about a dog.

Lauren: I guess we know what that really means.

Gloria: Yeah -- favorite jock's at his favorite racetrack again. Eh. Never mind. I'm gonna manage just fine without him.

Lauren: Yes, you are. And I'm glad you could make it, because Michael's really looking forward to some family time.

Gloria: Yeah, you two better watch out. No empty nest. You're gonna have to take it easy tonight.

Lauren: Excuse me?

Gloria: Oh, Lauren, you just have that wonderful glow about you. Clearly, you are a very satisfied woman. And I guess I owe you an apology.

Lauren: I can't wait. For what?

Gloria: For making that smart remark about it being trouble -- you know, Michael partnering with bombshell Avery. It's just that he's always had a thing for blond attorneys.

Lauren: Well, the good thing is he got over that long ago, 'cause, believe me, he is very satisfied with what's going on at home -- very.

Dr. Botnik: Everything looks good, pending the lab results.

Michael: So, there's no medical excuse for me to bow out of our golf game?

Dr. Botnik: Are you kidding? Only chance I'll get to win that money back.

Michael: [Laughs] Good luck with that.

Dr. Botnik: Oh, and, listen, regarding the medication you sampled, there's no reason you shouldn't keep taking it. If you like, I'll write you a script.

Michael: No. You know what? Uh...I've changed my mind, ed. Believe it or not, I don't think that's not gonna be necessary. As great as those little blue pills work, I truly believe now that stress was the major cause of my problem, and I have been handling that much better lately, so I-I don't think I'm gonna need any extra help in the bedroom, all right?

Avery: When we talked on the phone last month, you didn't say a word about wanting to see me. [Sighs] It's been years, Joe, since the divorce

Joe: I'm in town on business. I figured I'd look you up. The phone call went well -- certainly a lot less awkward than I expected -- so I figured you wouldn't mind me stopping by. The place looks...warm... inviting.

Avery: You just happened to have business in Genoa City, of all places?

Joe: Yeah. The firm I used to be with when we were married went belly up. I'm in commercial real estate now, looking at some properties -- Milwaukee, St. Louis, Chicago, and, of all places, Genoa City, where my ex-wife happens to live. I didn't expect you to be here, either.

Avery: A case brought me here. And I stayed because this is where my sister was living.

Joe: Phyllis -- the one I never met.

Avery: We weren't exactly close then.

Joe: I take it that's changed?

Avery: Uh, it was rough between us for a very long time, but we -- we got to a better place. And thank God for that, because a year ago, Phyllis was in an accident. She's been in a coma ever since.

Joe: Wow. I'm sorry for that. At least you two got to have that time.

Avery: Well, I'm holding out hope that we'll have even more time.

Joe: Well, it looks like you've made a great life for yourself -- the new firm, the relationship.

Avery: Things are good.

Joe: Well, I have to admit, when I heard that Dylan was still alive and you two got back together, it kind of threw me.

Avery: I can imagine.

Joe: What's important to me, Avery, is that you're happy. Now that I'm in Genoa City, I think it's time that I finally meet him.

Nikki: So, you haven't committed any crime?

Dylan: All the evidence points to me, but I swore to Paul that I didn't do anything wrong.

Paul: I believe that he's innocent. And it seems as though I'm the only one on the force that believes he didn't.

Nikki: Thank you for standing by our son.

Dylan: No one's more grateful than I am. Trust me.

Nikki: Okay. Tell me what you've come up with. Where do I fit in?

Paul: Well, it became increasingly clear that Dylan was being set up to look like a murderer. Some very damning evidence had been planted, so we put our heads together to devise a plan to prove that he had been framed.

Dylan: Yeah. Everything that we're doing is to lure Ian back and capture him.

Nikki: You think he's still alive?

Paul: We do. And we'd like you to help us to bring him to justice. Now, if you don't want any part of it or you're not feeling up to it, we can --

Nikki: No. Of course I will do it. I'm glad that you asked me. What do I need to do?

Gloria: Well, let's face it -- men have their needs.

Lauren: And we don't?

Gloria: No, no, no, no. I never said that. It's just that if we're going to have a mutually satisfying marriage to somebody who's handsome and viral and worldly and --

Michael: Hey, hey!

Gloria: Like my son.

Lauren: Oh, hi! I'm so happy you're here, 'cause we were talking and talking and waiting for you and fen to come back.

Michael: Oh, I'm sorry. The doctor's appointment took longer than I expected.

Gloria: Lauren didn't tell me you were at the doctor. What's wrong?

Mariah: [Sighs] So, what's the deal with them?

Austin: You heard Summer. They're old friends. I mean, she's known him practically since they were born.

Mariah: That explains why the two are so cozy -- two peas in a pod.

Summer: And that's the story of Mariah.

Fenmore: That is unreal.

Summer: I know. Moving on, I want to hear about you. I feel like it's been a really long time since I got an e-mail or anything.

Fenmore: I'm really sorry about that. I've just been crazy busy.

Summer: Studying?

Fenmore: A little of that. [Chuckles] I'm actually taking some classes I actually like, so I'm pulling "A's" so far.

Summer: Oh, okay. Of course you are. What else are you doing?

Fenmore: I am dating a little.

Summer: Oh!

Fenmore: I'm pledging a frat.

Summer: Nice.

Fenmore: Arizona's fantastic. You should come visit.

Summer: Yeah. We'd love to.

Fenmore: You're a "we" now. Wow. It is... it's wild that you're married -- all settled down and everything.

Summer: [Laughing] I know. Look at me -- somebody's wife.

Fenmore: Yeah. When you called and told me, I was pretty blown away.

Summer: Yeah. Being married to Austin has been -- it's been the greatest thing ever. He treats me like a queen.

Fenmore: He'd better.

Summer: Well, you're gonna love him once you get to know him.

Fenmore: Okay. Well, I won't get a chance this time. I'm actually only in town overnight.

Summer: You are? So, you're not gonna get to come to nick and Sharon's wedding?

Fenmore: How are you feeling about those two getting married again?

Summer: Surprisingly, I'm okay with it.

Fenmore: Really?

Summer: Yeah. You know, what's weirder for me is seeing Jack moving on from my mom.

Fenmore: How do you mean?

Summer: Geez, it really has been a long time. Jack has a new woman in his life, and her name's Kelly. They're living together and everything.

Fenmore: That was fast.

Summer: Yeah. That's what I thought at first. I mean, I still kind of do. But Kelly's nice, and she makes Jack happy, and she's been really supportive of Austin and me, so I'm just trying to accept it.

Fenmore: Yeah, but it's got to be rough. I mean, I know it's been a while since Phyllis' accident, but... but it doesn't really feel that long.

Summer: I just thought that Jack believed what I believed -- you know, that my mom would come back to us one day, but --

Fenmore: Look, if it's any consolation, I totally think she will. I doubt anything could keep Phyllis away from her Supergirl forever.

Jack: Welcome home.

Phyllis: Thank you.

Jack: I considered carrying you over the threshold, but I thought maybe that was a bit much.

Phyllis: Yeah, considering your back and -- oh, yeah -- we're not married.

Jack: We can move your things in tomorrow or today. I've spoken to Mrs. Martinez, told her what your favorite foods are. She'll stock up --

Phyllis: No, no, no, no. She does not have to go to any bother for me.

Jack: Of course she does. You're the lady of the house now.

Phyllis: I'm so glad you convinced me to move in with you.

Jack: You should always listen to me.

Phyllis: [Chuckles] Sure. I'm listening.

Jack: I am so happy you are back in my life.

Phyllis: Me, too.

Kelly: I thought you'd gotten over resenting nick.

Jack: Because of his actions, I was robbed of a chance to raise my daughter. Much as I'd like to be the bigger man here, I'm afraid "forgive and forget" is not an option.

Kelly: Well, I guess, then, I have been reading you all wrong.

Jack: Most of the time, I can be civil with him, for Summer's sake. I mean, she's been through so much, the least I can do is show a little effort, but... last night, a lot of the negative history between nick and me came out.

Kelly: I don't know, Jack. I thought it all ended on a very decent note.

Jack: It's not that I don't wish him well -- I do. I have a certain affection for nick. But this anger is still inside of me. And after all the ugliness at the bachelor party, I'm not sure I want to show up at the church.

Kelly: Jack, I understand that this is a very strange circumstance, but I'm kind of worried that if you don't go, you'll wind up regretting it.

Jack: Why?

Kelly: Because there are other people there whose feelings matter to you -- Sharon, for instance. I saw how happy you were when she told you about the wedding. And it'll be really important for Summer for you to be there. It's meant so much for her to see you and nick get past everything that's gone on between you. I'm sure Phyllis would want you to go for those reasons alone.

Jack: Phyllis would want nothing to do with this wedding. She wouldn't want to hear about her ex-husband remarrying his first wife. What? No, wait. W-- hey. What's wrong?

Kelly: Nothing. I didn't want to say anything. Look, I found a picture of Phyllis in that cabinet, and I couldn't help but wonder if you had been looking at it... wonder if this situation with nick stirred up your feelings about Phyllis. Look, I want you to feel like you can talk to me about Phyllis. It makes sense that this wedding would bring up some stuff between the two of you and nick and everything that happened.

Jack: That is not what this is about.

Kelly: Okay.

Jack: I found that picture on the mantel yesterday.

Kelly: What was it doing there?

Jack: I don't know. Mrs. Martinez found it and left it there, but, yes, I admit it threw me. I put it in the cabinet. I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable, and, of course, I screwed that up because that's exactly how you feel right now.

Kelly: Well, just momentarily.

Jack: Okay. Be that as it may, I promise you Phyllis has nothing to do with my reservations about going to this wedding.

Kelly: Okay. But I'd still...like you to go.

Jack: Kelly --

Kelly: No, please. It'd be a wonderful gesture for so many people, including me.

Jack: This means a lot to you, doesn't it?

Kelly: Yes. I used to be so trapped by the past, and you have shown me how -- how good it feels to accept everything that you can't change and to work to build a better future. I have come to believe that if you put positive energy out there into the universe, then that's what you'll get back.

Jack: I can't argue with a damn thing you just said.

Kelly: Well, excellent. Then you'll go with me to the ceremony?

Jack: On one condition -- as busy as you are at that reception, I want you to make time for one dance with me -- one long, slow dance.

Kelly: Twist my arm.

Michael: It was a regular appointment, Gloria -- no big deal.

Gloria: Well, if that's true, why did she lie about it?

Lauren: Excuse me? I didn't lie.

Gloria: A lie of omission is still a lie.

Lauren: Don't you think my husband has the right to a little privacy?

Gloria: All right. You call it "privacy." I call it "omission."

Michael: Hey, hey, hey! It was a standard checkup. I'm healthy as a horse -- nothing of interest to report.

Lauren: That sounds wonderfully boring.

Michael: Thankfully, it was. Ah. I hope this is caffeinated.

Lauren: [Chuckles]

Avery: Dylan's tied up, so it won't be possible for you to meet him now, but even if he were free, I don't think that's a very good idea.

Joe: There's no need for that. I'm not looking to pick a fight.

Avery: I wouldn't be comfortable with that, Joe.

Joe: Because he was the man that you had an affair with while we were married? Look, for the longest time, I was hurt by that. I've done a lot of soul searching, Avery, and realize that I'm the one to blame for what happened. I wasn't the husband that you deserve. I was married to my job. I didn't even have time to cross paths with the man that was in our home, who you eventually turned to because I wasn't there.

Avery: Joe, we both made mistakes.

Joe: Look, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone but me. I'm over it. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't.

Avery: Tell me about your life. Have you remarried?

Joe: No. Busy working. Relationships here and there but nothing serious.

Avery: Well, I really hope that you -- you find someone special.

Joe: [Chuckles] That makes two of us. I should go. I've got some meetings tomorrow morning, and I catch the first flight out.

Avery: Oh, okay. So... [Chuckles] I guess this is it.

Joe: Yeah, I guess so. Well, it was so lovely to see you, Avery. Keep in touch. Yeah.

Avery: Bye, Joe.

Dylan: As much as that bastard wanted money, when he had the opportunity to get it and go, Ian's obsession with you brought him back. You were the last person he went to see before he disappeared.

Paul: So, we want to place an ad in the newspaper, a personal ad, ostensibly from you -- enough to intrigue him to come out of hiding, to lure him to a meeting.

Nikki: So, you want to use me as bait?

Paul: Well, yes, but you're never going to be in danger because you're never gonna go to the meeting.

Dylan: You'll be safe and protected at all times.

Paul: Look, Nikki, if you're at all uncomfortable with having your name associated with this, if it's too stressful, your health is more of a concern than anything else.

Nikki: No. Paul, not at all. I can handle this.

Paul: You sure?

Nikki: Absolutely. I'm in.

Dylan: Okay. That's great.

Paul: All right. Until this gets into motion, this all has to be very confidential. The three of us are in on it, Avery, and so is Chris.

Nikki: Mm-hmm. Anybody else? Any police officers?

Paul: No. But I don't want to put you in an uncomfortable position with your husband. So, we know that Victor can be discreet. I think he should be informed.

Nikki: So, what's next?

Paul: All right. The first step is to release the information that we believe Ian ward to be dead and Dylan is charged with his murder. Now, the rumors are already swirling around, and the press expects me to make a statement. They're probably swarming the building now.

Dylan: Yeah, no doubt about that.

Paul: So, we wait for the word to circulate, and then we place the ad.

Nikki: What about Summer? What about Mariah?

Paul: They will have to be protected, just in case Ian ward wants to check up on his other victims when he slithers back into town.

Nikki: Well, it seems like you've got everything covered.

Paul: Thanks, Nik, for agreeing to help. I'll give you guys a moment while I make my official statement to the media.

Nikki: I just hate that everybody's gonna think you're a murderer.

Dylan: I mean, in the short run, it's worth it. Isn't that why you're helping us?

Nikki: That man terrorized me. I'm willing to do anything I can to make sure he suffers for what he's done.

Paul: Mr. McAvoy was arrested without incident this morning. The arraignment is scheduled for later this afternoon, and the charge will be first-degree homicide. Are there any questions?

Chief, how did it feel to arrest your own son?

Paul: I did what I had to do.

Austin: Hey, what's wrong?

Mariah: Breaking news -- Dylan McAvoy's been arrested for murdering Ian.

Austin: Whoa. Are you okay?

Mariah: Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It means I don't have to get that stupid annulment now, do I? Pisses me off, though. If he's really dead, like the cops are saying, it means I won't get to tell him off for what he did to me.

Austin: Wait. Look, I know the guy turned out to be a total creep, but he was like a father to you.

Austin: Yeah. He was the only real family I had, and... until the end, he never treated me badly -- just the opposite. But everyone will be happy that he's dead and gone.

Austin: I'm sorry.

Fenmore: Yeah. Your mom can be intense.

Summer: [Chuckling] Yeah.

Fenmore: Yeah, but when things got crazy in your family or my family, she was always looking out for you, making sure you were happy.

Summer: Yeah, especially around the holidays. She would sweat over every single detail.

Fenmore: I know, right? You wouldn't think someone like Phyllis would be a sucker for Christmas, but she totally was.

Summer: Big-time, yes.

Fenmore: God. Do you remember that pageant she had us do?

Summer: I barely had any lines, and she was so proud of me.

Fenmore: Aww.

Summer: Do you remember she used to get so happy when we would pick out each other's gifts for the holidays?

Fenmore: She knew that we'd always be friends, and we will, even if I am just a couple thousand miles away. Anyway, um... I got to go, but it was -- it was really great to see you.

Summer: You're leaving, like, right now?

Fenmore: Yeah. My folks are waiting for me.

Summer: Oh. Well, I'm really happy that you found me and came by.

Fenmore: Me, too.

Summer: Um, hey, guys. Fen's leaving.

Austin: Oh. Well, you're gonna have to come over and see our place next time you're in town. We can hang out.

Summer: Yeah. Sure.

Fenmore: That sounds good.

Austin: Yeah.

Fenmore: You'd better not hurt her.

Kelly: Ohh. Ohh, you would not believe my to-do list today.

Jack: Yeah? A little bit like mine.

Kelly: Maybe we should do the responsible thing and --

Jack: Hell, no. I love you, Kelly.

Kelly: I love you, too. Ohh.

Jack: That makes it official. You are gonna be the most beautiful bride. I can just see you in your lovely dress... walking down the aisle. This ring is my pledge to you. I will wait here... as long as it takes. I'll wait for you. I promise.

Phyllis: [Breathing shakily] I heard you, Jack. [Sighs]

Michael: Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

Gloria: My turn! My turn! My turn! Oh, I am so glad. Look at you -- my big, grown-up college man. Ooh, I bet the ladies are loving you out there in new Mexico.

Fenmore: Uh, it's Arizona.

Gloria: [Laughs] See? That's how charming you ar -- my grandson taking over the entire southwest.

Fenmore: Yeah, I do okay.

Gloria: I bet you do. Oh, I just wish Jeffrey were here. He'd be as proud of you as I am.

Fenmore: Would you tell him hi for me?

Gloria: You bet I will. Let me see. Is it my imagination, or have you gotten taller since you've been gone.

Lauren: I'm so glad you finally went to the doctor. I'm sure you were tired of hearing me ask.

Michael: Just like I know you were tired of asking.

Lauren: I know everything's been so great between us, but I'm concerned. I mean, was everything okay, or was that just for Gloria?

Michael: According to Dr. Botnik, I am in tip-top shape.

Lauren: Botnik?

Michael: Yeah. I told you about him. He's part of my regular foursome. And, luckily for me, he's also a urologist.

Lauren: Oh.

Michael: Not an expertise that I've ever sought out before and hopefully will never again.

Lauren: Oh, poor baby. It's really awful?

Michael: Horrendous but probably no worse than that you ladies go through.

Lauren: Aww. You truly, truly are okay?

Michael: Yeah, well, judge for yourself.

Lauren: Mm.

Fenmore: Guys, can you get a room, please?

Lauren: Yeah!

Michael: That's a good idea.

Lauren: Honey! [Laughs]

Michael: [Growls]

Mariah: Hey! Hey! Would you mind? Your glass. Do you see what I'm doing here? O I'm working. I know that's a totally alien concept to you, but --

Summer: Geez! Gosh! There!

Mariah: Thank you.

Summer: What is wrong? Why are you in such a crap mood, anyways?

Mariah: Ian's dead. Dylan's in jail. It doesn't exactly make me smile.

Summer: Dylan's in jail? Oh, my gosh. My poor aunt Avery.

Mariah: Oh, my gosh! Poor them! Why don't you say it?

Summer: Say what?

Mariah: You are glad that the only person who ever gave a damn about me growing up is dead.

Summer: I wanted him caught and out of our lives, Mariah. I do not go around wishing people dead.

Austin: Okay. Can we just chill, you know? I'm trying to keep things peaceful around here.

Mariah: Yeah. I'll make it easy for you.

Paul: [Sighs]

Dylan: Word officially out now?

Paul: Well, just so you know, I didn't have to fake being upset at the press conference.

Nikki: Oh, I'm sure not.

[Knock on door]

Paul: Yeah? Come on in.

Avery: Hi. Sorry that took so long. I have the law book that I went home to get.

Paul: I was just filling in Nikki. She's on board.

Avery: Thank you.

Nikki: I'm glad we'll be working together on this. Seems only right, considering how it began.

Dylan: That's one way to look at it.

Nikki: This is a tremendous sacrifice you're making, and I know it's going to be difficult for you. At the same time, I'm grateful that you won't be out on the streets when it happens, but that way you won't be tempted to make matters into your own hands and go after him yourself.

Paul: Nikki, if you don't mind, before we leave, I would like a word with you in private.

Nikki: Sure.

Paul: And you two don't have much time. We have to get Dylan back in his cell to await for arraignment. That's later this afternoon.

Nikki: Is there anything I can do for you? What about your business? Is there somebody I can contact for you?

Avery: I already spoke to the assistant manager, and he's taking over for now.

Dylan: Well, thanks for handling that.

Avery: Of course.

Nikki: If there's anything else that I can help with, please let me know.

Dylan: No. You're doing enough, Nikki.

Nikki: [Sighs] I just hate leaving you here like this.

Dylan: Trust me -- I'd much rather be at nick and Sharon's wedding tomorrow.

Nikki: Well, you'll be missed, but it can't be helped.

Dylan: Avery, you can -- you can still go to the wedding without me if that's what you want.

Avery: Well, uh, you know, to be honest, I have a million things going on in my head right now, so I really don't know what my plans will be at this point.

Nikki: Well, you're certainly welcome, but if you can't, we'll understand.

Avery: Thank you for being so gracious.

Paul: Okay. Shall we?

Nikki: Mm-hmm.

Avery: What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Dylan: Look, I know something's going on with you. So, what's up?

Nikki: Is there a problem?

Paul: Before we move ahead on this, I want to make sure we're on the same page.

Nikki: Of course.

Paul: Make no mistake -- you will not be involved beyond letting us use your name in the personal ad. And you will be nowhere in the vicinity of that madman when he is apprehended. We need to do this exactly as planned. Is that understood?

Nikki: I understand perfectly, Paul. You don't need to worry.

Paul: Well, I --

[Telephone rings]

Paul: Yeah. Williams. All right. What time? What time is that gonna happen?

Dylan: You didn't answer me.

Avery: What's going on with me? The man I love is in jail. I'm worried.

Dylan: I'm gonna be all right. I promise. And it won't be long before this is all over... and then we can just get back to our lives.

Nikki: [Sighs] I really wish you had answered so I could have heard your real voice instead of a recording for once. Frankly, I thought you would have been home by now. Since I don't know when that will be or I don't even know where you are, just please call me. I miss you. I really need my husband.

Nikki: Excuse me. Could I have a lemonade, please?

Michael: Okay. You know how to take a picture with this thing, Gloria?

Gloria: Yes.

Michael: All right. Make sure all three of us are in frame, and then you tap our faces to focus.

Gloria: Tap, tap!

Michael: Okay. That's very, very funny. Here.

Lauren: Tap the screen, Gloria.

Michael: Take the damn picture, all right? Just please!

Fenmore: Are you getting sentimental in your old age, dad?

Lauren: Aw, he's not old. He's just well seasoned.

Michael: You know what? You can tease me all you want, but I'll never forget what this family's been through -- how we just sat around and hoped for a day when everything will be fine, and that day has come and I'm overjoyed, and if that makes me sentimental, then so be it. Just take the picture. Smile, everyone!

Gloria: I love you all.

Dr. Botnik: Hey, Carl, it's ed. Yeah, listen -- do me a favor, would you? Put a rush on the remaining lab results for Michael Baldwin. I don't like some of these levels I'm seeing here.

Austin: You didn't say anything wrong.

Summer: Then why did Mariah blow up like that?

Austin: She's just in a sensitive place right now, and you and I both know what it's like to lose someone we care about.

Summer: "So have a little compassion, Summer." Fine, but does she have to be so nasty?

Austin: It looked like you and fen had a good visit.

Summer: Yeah. Yeah, we did. We got to talking about all the good times that we had with my mom. You know, she and fen's parents are best friends, so as kids, we were practically part of each other's families.

Austin: It sounds like you two have a lot of history.

Summer: We do. You and I will have some, too, someday.

Austin: Yeah. Yeah.

Summer: Okay?

Kelly: [Laughs] Please tell me we don't have to move for the rest of the day.

Jack: No, no. You'll get no argument from me. Besides, we have to create as many memories in this old bed as we can. Once you start redecorating, starting with this room, well, in no time, this place will be yours.

Kelly: Thank you... for making me feel... so at home.

Jack: Anything for you.

Phyllis: How much can I get for this?

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Victoria: You haven't forgotten what today is?

Mariah: Sharon and nick's wedding is about to start. If you don't get here in time to tell nick the truth, I will.

Sharon: How do I look?

Phyllis: Perfect.

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