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Episode # 10476 ~ Jill gets an unexpected letter from Katherine; Kevin gets word from Chloe; the Winters family gets surprising news.

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Hilary: What is taking so long? Something is happening. Something is wrong.

Cane: They're just being thorough.

Hilary: I want to see him.

Cane: I know.

Lily: Cane. How's Dad?

Cane: We don't know anything yet, but the doctors are still in there with him, okay?

Lily: No, no, they have to know something. Because if we lose him...

Cane: Don't think like that. We're not gonna lose him.

Lily: No, I just want to hear that my dad's gonna be okay. That's it.

Cane: I know. I know, me too. It's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.

Jill: Stop pouting.

Colin: I can't help it. I love that Caribbean island, not to mention the smorgasbord of sex morning, noon, and night.

Jill: [Laughs] Please don't forget those midnight snacks you were so fond of.

Colin: Mm. In fact, I'm feeling a little snacky as we speak.

Jill: I'm just a sex object to you, aren't I?

Colin: Yeah. That along with everything else, Jill. Mm.

Jill: Mm. Excuse me. Esther!

Colin: Excuse me, what do you want with her?

Jill: I'm sorry, darling. I just have to find out what this big emergency was that she called us back from our vacation about.

Colin: Well, whatever the emergency, it can't be that emergent, otherwise she'd be here blathering about it.

Jill: Well, that's quite true, isn't it? So maybe we should just pick up where we left off.

Colin: Maybe.

Jill: That's a good idea.

Colin: What's that?

Jill: That's Katherine's handwriting.

Michael: Well, that was quick. Look, Richard, do not worry. There should be no problem establishing your innocence.

Lauren: Okay, counselor. But I'm not that innocent.

Michael: [Exhales deeply]

Harding: What's taking so long with those search results, fish?

Kevin: I'm searching through millions and millions of data points to find a match for you, Harding. It takes time.

Harding: I thought that's what computers were for.

Kevin: Well, it still takes time. I'm working on it.

Harding: I still have my eye on you, fish.

Kevin: It'll be soon. Find a place to dispose of the body where the vultures can pluck out the dark, bristly stubble on his chin, follicle by follicle.

Esther: Hi, Kevin.

Kevin: Esther, what are you doing here?

Esther: Oh, I just came to see you. About Chloe.

Lily: Oh, my god, I can't stand this.

Devon: What do you guys know? What -- what can you tell us? How did this happen?

Hilary: Neil was unconscious when we found him.

Cane: The wiring in the house was faulty -- he must have tried to fix it.

Lily: What was he doing in some old house? And how'd you guys find him? I mean, this isn't making any sense. Dr. Shelby.

Dr. Shelby: Yes?

Lily: How's my dad?

Dr. Shelby: Your father suffered a severe electrical shock.

Devon: But he's okay?

Dr. Shelby: We're not sure yet. We're still checking for internal injuries.

Hilary: Oh, my god.

Cane: When will you know more?

Dr. Shelby: The damage is dependent on which path the electrical shock took throughout his body.

Devon: So, what are you guys doing -- running tests?

Dr. Shelby: Exactly.

Lily: But he's gonna be okay, right?

Dr. Shelby: I'm sorry. I can't promise that right now.

Hilary: Will Neil need surgery?

Dr. Shelby: That hasn't been determined at this point.

Hilary: Aren't you the chief of surgery? Why are you even involved --

Dr. Shelby: I signed on for this case because of my wife's fondness for Mr. Winters.

Lily: And we appreciate you doing that. Thank you.

Cane: Is there anything else you can tell us?

Dr. Shelby: Well, there is reason for hope.

Devon: We could use some.

Dr. Shelby: One of our top cardiologists saw Mr. Winters today, and his heart -- well, there seems to be no problems thus far.

Lily: But what if he has internal injuries?

Dr. Shelby: That could be a game changer. Excuse me. I'll check on these tests.

Cane: Thank you, doctor.

Dr. Shelby: Connie, would you please give dr. Scarborough a call? Check on those tests, please?

Yes, doctor.

Dr. Shelby: Thank you.

Cane: All right, listen. Neil is strong, okay? He's gonna pull through this.

Lily: No. No, no, no. I need details, and I need facts. I need something to hold onto. Otherwise, I'm gonna lose it. So somebody please tell me what happened to my father!

Hilary: I don't understand either. What was Neil even doing in that house?

Lily: I'm sorry. Don't you know? You're his wife. Where were you?

Cane: Neil never mentioned the house to Hilary.

Devon: I don't understand. What does that...?

Cane: It was supposed to be a surprise from Neil to his wife. He bought --

Hilary: Cane, what are you talking about?

Cane: He bought the house for you 'cause he thought it was your dream house.

Hilary: That was the surprise that Neil was planning?

Lily: I knew it. This is all your fault.

Jill: This letter must be the reason that Esther summoned us back home.

Colin: So, open it. Come on, it might be another treasure hunt. God knows we could do with a bracelet to go with that necklace.

Jill: Yeah, another treasure hunt. That would be fun, huh? [Voice breaking] "Dear Jill, and you thought you'd never hear from me again." That's true. "If you're reading this, it's been almost a year since my departure, so I must be genuinely dead this time."

Colin: You really miss her.

Jill: Yeah, I hate to admit it, but more than she'd ever believe. "I assume that 12 months have been enough time for you to stop cursing me for leaving you that music box and that you found out what I wanted you to find. Hopefully the journey was worth it in the end. Wear my necklace well, Jill, and think of me every time you do." [Sniffles] Oh! "Now I need you to do me a favor, and since I'm long gone, you can't even argue with me."

Colin: Uh-oh.

Jill: Yeah, you're telling me. "I want you to throw me a party -- an anniversary party to commemorate the year since I left. I've written specific instructions on how I want things done." [Chuckles]

Colin: I'll bet she has.

Jill: "And don't think you can skimp on it. I'm sure by now I've made friends with the man upstairs and have found out where he keeps his lightning bolts. [Chuckles] There will be one with your name on it if the party isn't carried out to my liking. You can throw this letter down now and start insulting me. Forever, Katherine." That old battle-ax. Oh, my god.

She's still issuing orders. She still wants attention. She's determined to keep her name in Genoa City alive even from the grave. Colin?

Colin: Yes, dear?

Jill: You just tuned out, didn't you? Right about the time that you found out that there were no dollars attached to this letter.

Colin: Um, no. That's not it. I was thinking of Katherine. Admiring her attitude.

Jill: Admiring her attitude?

Colin: Mm-hmm.

Jill: Don't you give me that. There's something wrong. Tell me what it is.

Lauren: [Chuckles]

Michael: [Groans]

Lauren: Why are you stopping? Why? Why?

Michael: Because I'm too tempted. Too tempted by your surprise visit.

Lauren: Yeah, well, me, too, baby. What's wrong?

Michael: We've got to cool it before my real client comes in.

Lauren: Okay, okay. All right. I understand.

Michael: In the interest of me ever having a coherent thought again, could you, um... wait.

Lauren: Really? Away? [Chuckles]

Michael: Have mercy.

Lauren: Well, I just came by because I wanted to show you what was on the docket for tonight. How soon till you can get out of here?

Michael: Oh, soon. Very, very soon, if I have anything to say about it.

Lauren: That's very, very encouraging. So, what do I have to look forward to?

Michael: Oh, wifey, we have serious catching up to do.

Lauren: You're right. In the bedroom, baby.

Michael: The bedroom, the living room, the kitchen. We have the whole house to ourselves. We need to start utilizing all that space. And I promise you, I swear to you, I'm leaving work at the door.

Lauren: Oh, boy. That is music to my ears. All right, baby. I'll see you later.

Michael: No, no, no, no, no, I'm not ready to let go of you yet.

Lauren: [Chuckles]

Esther: So, Chloe sent me this package, even though she was so insistent that I not visit, which I thought was a little odd, and it hurt me a little bit. Okay, okay, it hurt me a lot a bit, because after all, I'm her mother.

Kevin: Esther, Esther. If we could just please stay on topic?

Esther: Okay, where was I?

Kevin: Chloe, package.

Esther: Oh, right. Okay. Package. Chloe sent me this package with a really sweet letter, and inside the package was this. For you.

Kevin: This is for me from Chloe?

Esther: Yeah.

Kevin: [Chuckles] You know, after months of pushing me away, I thought that --

Esther: Yeah, I thought so, too.

Kevin: I guess we were both wrong.

Esther: I hope it's good news, Kevin. I know how much you still care about my daughter.

Lauren: Well, hi, you guys. Hi, Kev.

Kevin: Hey.

Lauren: Hey, Esther.

Esther: Hello. Wow, you two look happy.

Lauren: [Chuckles]

Michael: We'll be happier later.

Lauren: Okay. And, you know, I'm happy that my sister's coming back in town. What time does she arrive?

Esther: Some time today.

Lauren: Oh, good. Would you please tell Jill that I am gonna come by later, and just to go over some business?

Esther: Sure.

Michael: How much business?

Lauren: Don't worry. Not enough to tire me out. [Chuckles]

Esther: Boy, I wouldn't want to run into someone who owns this. Looks kind of skeevy.

Michael: Well, there's a lot of skeevy at police stations.

Esther: You know, I think I should just go home. Lauren, are you leaving now?

Lauren: Yes. Yes, I am. Bye.

Kevin: Get a room, you two.

Lauren: Now there's a good suggestion.

Michael: Later.

Lauren: Yeah. [Chuckles]

Michael: Bye, my wife. What did Esther want?

Kevin: She wanted to give me this. It's from Chloe.

Michael: You gonna open it?

Kevin: [Sighs] Yeah. This is the first time she's reached out to me since sending me that e-mail telling me to stay away.

Michael: What? What is it?

Kevin: Divorce papers.

Michael: I can look those over if you'd like.

Kevin: I'm not looking them over. I'm looking for a note or a post-it or something. Something other than these stupid tabs telling me where to sign.

Michael: I know how hard this is, Kevin. But I'll help you through it. We will make this break as painless as you --

Kevin: What break?

Michael: The divorce.

Kevin: There's not gonna be a divorce.

Michael: Kevin...

Kevin: I know Chloe. This wasn't her. She wouldn't just do this.

Michael: Then why would she send you these papers?

Kevin: Because some shrink told her that it was a good idea, said it would help. But it won't.

Michael: Look, you have to at least allow for the possibility that this is what Chloe wants.

Kevin: I don't care what these papers say, Michael. I'm fighting this, and I'm not signing them.

Michael: What if Chloe is set on this?

Kevin: She's not getting out of this on some sort of loophole. I'll, um... I'll have her declared mentally incompetent.

Michael: Oh, come on, Kevin.

Kevin: I'm not losing her, Michael.

Harding: Sloane.

Courtney: What do you need, Harding?

Harding: To get something straight.

Courtney: About?

Harding: The Austin Travers trial. I just want to make sure you stick to your guns.

Courtney: Like I wouldn't? This isn't my first time on the witness stand.

Harding: Nailing the perp who nearly killed the chief's a little different than catching some 9th-grader smoking pot.

Courtney: And you think I don't know that?

Harding: I just don't want you going all soft when your BFF who went and married the shooter's in the back of the room bawling.

Courtney: I won't.

Harding: Well, make sure you don't. 'Cause I know how weak girls get when they start seeing someone turn on the waterworks.

Noah: Weak, Harding? You know what's weak? Is you feel like you need to come down on a woman who's stronger than you'll ever be. Leave her alone.

Lily: You put my father in that hospital bed.

Devon: Stop it.

Lily: I always knew that you would hurt him, and now you have done it in the worst way possible.

Devon: Lily, that's enough.

Hilary: I had no idea Neil was planning this, okay?

Lily: You want me to believe he just pulled that idea out of his hat, really?

Cane: Hey, hey. All right? She didn't know about the house.

Lily: Oh, no. Let's not forget here that she is a master manipulator. I am sure that you dropped hints all the time, didn't you? Probably pushed a little and you pouted a little bit.

Hilary: I didn't do that.

Lily: How else would he know that was your dream house?

Hilary: I don't know, okay? That was the first time I've ever seen that house. I never asked for a house. I never hinted at it. Why would I?

Lily: You want to know why? Because you are poison. You destroy anything that you get close to!

Devon: Okay, okay, okay. Take a breath. Take a breath.

Lily: No, I can't! She's the one who did this.

Devon: Stop it. Listen to yourself. Your anger's being misplaced right now, okay?

Lily: Why are you defending her?

Devon: Because I can see you're upset and you're worried about dad. Look at her. Look in her eyes. She's upset and she's worried, just like you are.

Lily: Oh, please. Tell me how you did it, huh? How you tricked my dad into marrying you? Then you probably arranged for this accident to happen. Didn't you?

Cane: Shh, shh, shh.

Lily: That woman is toxic.

Cane: Sweetie, sweetie. Babe, you've got to stop this. You've got to stop this.

Lily: No, you don't think I want to? You think I like being this person?

Cane: I know you don't.

Lily: But every time I look at her all I can see is --

Cane: The girl who tried to ruin our marriage and our family, I know.

Lily: It is more than that. It is this dread that she is gonna hurt my dad. And now she has. She's done it.

Cane: No. It's not her fault.

Lily: She's the reason this happened.

Cane: No, no, no. I'm the reason that this happened.

Devon: You know this isn't your fault.

Hilary: That house.

Devon: What about the house?

Hilary: It was big and sunny. And that yard, and the lake... I said those things to Neil.

Devon: When did you do that?

Hilary: We were just talking, and he remembered every word, Devon. Every detail. And now he is fighting for his life because he tried to make my dreams come true.

Colin: Can't I reflect on Katherine's creativity here? I mean, all the years she must have been planning these surprises, not to mention all the others that have yet to come down the pike?

Jill: No. That's not it. You're nervous, and you're tense.

Colin: Darling, I can assure you --

Jill: Ah! Just now, I have cleverly deduced what's wrong with you.

Colin: Oh, do share it with me.

Jill: Well, we came back expecting trouble. But it's quiet and it's peaceful and we have this wonderful news, and you and I are happy. So you have absolutely no idea what to do with those kind of feelings, do you?

Colin: You know me so well. However, I am somewhat waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[Door opens]

Esther: Oh, you're back. Oh, great. You got the letter that Mrs. C's lawyer delivered.

Jill: I did. And it's kind of fun, and it's exciting.

Esther: Oh, well, tell me all about it.

Jill: Well, she wants us to do something for her, okay? And I'd love your help.

Esther: Really?

Jill: Yeah.

Esther: Well, I'd love to.

Jill: Okay, great. We'll go into the den. I have some ideas. Sorry, baby.

Kurtz: Welcome home.

Harding: Oh, Sloane, you better put a leash on your little boyfriend before he wracks up an assaulting an officer charge.

Noah: Assault? I'm not assaulting anyone, Harding, okay? I just want you to show Courtney a little respect.

Harding: I was doing that, police officer to police officer.

Noah: Oh, that's what that is, huh?

Courtney: Whoa, whoa, wait. Noah, I can handle this.

Noah: This guy's always coming down on you. I'm tired of it.

Courtney: I know. But you're telling him that I can handle myself, so just let me handle it.

Harding: Yeah, let her handle it, civilian.

Courtney: Harding, look. I know you just live to be a jerk to me, but I'm going off duty now, so, I don't know, save it for me for tomorrow. Come on, Noah.

Kevin: Then you tell me how I'm supposed to fight Chloe's misguided attempt to divorce me?

Michael: Misguided in your opinion. What about what Chloe thinks?

Kevin: Michael, she's in a psychiatric hospital. How hard would it be to have her declared mentally incompetent and have this divorce tossed?

Michael: Okay --

Harding: What has happened to this place? You know, I used to work with men -- real men, real cops. Now it's all girls and pathetic losers.

Kevin: Nobody's talking to you, Harding.

Harding: I'm just observing. I mean, you got one cop whose boyfriend needs to fight her battles for her, and then you, fish, you're fighting to stay married to a nut job.

Kevin: You shut up about my wife.

Michael: Oh, no, no, no!

Harding: Really?

Kevin: Shut up about my wife!

Michael: Harding! Stop it!

Kevin: Shut up!

Colin: So, how've you been?

Kurtz: Where the hell'd you disappear to, Atkinson?

Colin: Took a little vacation. Caribbean. You look like you could use a vacation. You seem a little tense.

Kurtz: Because you ran off on me. You had 24 hours to pay your debt -- one day. That day has come and gone.

Colin: [Chuckles] You think that I skipped out to avoid paying my financial obligations? You think for one second I didn't know you'd be here when I got back?

Kurtz: I think you're forgetting who you're messing with.

Colin: No, you've forgotten. I'm not some small-time hood that you're gonna push around.

Kurtz: Where's the money?

Colin: You seem to forget who you're dealing with. I know how these things work. I've been on the other side of business lines that have gone south.

Kurtz: Well, then, you know it's time we make good on our threats.

[Doorbell rings]

Jill: Lauren!

Lauren: Hi!

Jill: Hey!

Esther: Why are you so surprised? I told you she was coming over.

Jill: Ohh, be quiet, Esther.

Lauren: I'm so happy to have my sister back in town.

[Both chuckle]

Lauren: Oh, you look great!

Jill: So do you!

Colin: Why don't we move this to another location?

Kurtz: Oh, I think we should let the ladies join us. Time for someone close to you to pay, since you haven't. I think we should start with your wife.

Cane: The lights went out. I go and fix the electrical panel, and I act like it's nothing.

Lily: But if you fixed the wiring --

Cane: When we walked back in the house, Neil was laying on the floor in front of the panel and sparks were coming out of it, so obviously what I did didn't work, and he tried to fix it. So if he dies, it is my fault.

Lily: No, stop it. He is gonna make it through this, and it is not your fault. He never would have been in that dangerous house if it weren't for Hilary, so she brought this on.

Devon: Lily, please, please.

Lily: No, if she hadn't asked for her little dream house --

Devon: This is no one's fault. It's a freak accident. That's it. Has anyone thought to call Sofia?

Cane: No. I didn't think about it.

Hilary: Neither did I.

Devon: Well, someone needs to do that. We need to let her know what happened so she can figure out how to tell Moses.

Lily: How is he?

Dr. Shelby: Good news.

Devon: Neil's in the clear?

Dr. Shelby: We're cautiously optimistic. He took a huge jolt from that old wiring there, and as a result, he still has some superficial burns. But fortunately, he was able to escape any severe internal injuries.

Lily: That's great.

Devon: Thank you, dr. Shelby.

Dr. Shelby: Sure.

Lily: So, can we -- can we see him?

Dr. Shelby: Actually, I'd like to hold off on visitors for right now. He's still unconscious.

Lily: Wait, why?

Dr. Shelby: I have no doubt that he's going to wake up. I just want him to do it in his own time, okay? I promise you, the minute he can see visitors, I'll let you know.

Cane: Thank you, doctor.

Dr. Shelby: Sure.

Lily: Thank you. Thank god.

Cane: Oh, baby, baby, baby. [Sighs]

Devon: Hilary.

Hilary: Today has been such a crazy, frightening day.

Devon: Yeah.

Hilary: I was trying to find Neil to end our marriage, and then to see him laying there in the house that he bought for me...

Devon: I was about to tell lily that you and I are gonna be together.

Hilary: What stopped you?

Devon: Cane interrupted when he called.

Hilary: I figured she was still in the dark. Can you imagine the hell she would have brought down on me if she had known the truth?

Devon: I don't want you to worry about her. 'Cause now that we know that Neil's gonna be okay, I promise you everything else will be, too.

Kevin: Watch what you say about my wife!

Harding: Throw a punch at me, fisher -- I dare you!

Michael: Listen, be smart! Do not pick a fist fight with someone carrying a badge or a gun!

Harding: He just saved your life. I want those search results on my desk tomorrow morning, fish.

[Door slams]

Kevin: I'm gonna put my fist through his face.

Michael: Nothing would make Harding happier than to slam you into a cell. Do you really want to give him that satisfaction?

Kevin: I'm not letting her divorce me.

Michael: Kevin, you're hurt. That's understandable. But playing dirty is not the way to go.

Kevin: I'll have her declared incompetent.

Michael: No, what do you -- is that what you want? To humiliate your wife?

Kevin: No, but it'll buy me time.

Kevin: Yeah, and put Chloe through the trauma of seeing a slew of psychiatrists.

Kevin: I love her, Michael.

Michael: Then give her what she wants.

Kevin: No.

Michael: You can stall the divorce, but that is not gonna bring Chloe back to you, nor will it save your marriage.

Kevin: This isn't Chloe, though. She wouldn't just dump me like this out of nowhere.

Michael: She did send you that e-mail telling you to move on with --

Kevin: Yeah, yeah, I know what she said. And I know she's been pushing me away and stopped me from visiting her. But I also know what our last night was like. We were connected.

Michael: For a moment.

Kevin: No, forever. What would you do if this was Lauren and she lost her mind? Would you just say goodbye and let her go?

Michael: I'm not gonna play hypothetical games with you.

Kevin: Okay, then what if she was gonna run off with a bartender? What would you do then?

Michael: I would fight for her, Kevin.

Kevin: Yeah. That's what I'm doing. I'm gonna fight. And she is going to come back to me.

Colin: You leave my wife out of this.

Kurtz: Too late for that.

Colin: Wait, wait. Jill has nothing to do with my debt.

Kurtz: You see, that's the problem. It's what's messed this whole deal up, is you paying attention to your new wife and forgetting about business.

Colin: You're dealing above your pay scale here, Kurtz.

Kurtz: No, I was hired to --

Colin: Yeah, you were hired. You're a paid flunky.

Kurtz: Really?

Colin: What do you think your life is gonna be worth when your bosses find out that you don't have their best interests at heart?

Kurtz: I was told to --

Colin: Yeah, yeah, they want their money.

Kurtz: They're gonna get it.

Colin: Yeah, by threatening my wife? You're an idiot. They're not gonna get a penny if I'm dead.

Kurtz: But if I rough up your wife...

Colin: You threaten her, you touch her, I'll bring stuff down on you that you can't even imagine yet. Do you want to risk that?

[Both chuckle]

Lauren: Oh, my gosh!

Jill: That should infuse some cash into the boutique.

Lauren: Yes, and we'd have the vice squad after us on top of it. Oh, that's funny.

Jill: Price of doing business.

Lauren: Well, why don't we sit down and talk some business, okay?

Jill: Good. And we can include Colin.

Lauren: Oh, do we have to?

Jill: Yes, we have to, considering he's my husband and our partner.

Lauren: Okay.

Jill: Okay. Colin, we have some -- Colin? Where'd he go?

Lauren: So, Katherine wants you to throw her a party?

Jill: Those were the sweet old biddy's orders, straight from beyond.

Lauren: Well, you know, it might make her first anniversary of her death less sad.

Jill: Wow. Actually, it is kind of thoughtful, isn't it? Pushy, but thoughtful.

Lauren: [Chuckles]

Jill: It does mean a lot to me that she reached out, though.

Lauren: So, did she say anything about the significance of the music box?

Jill: Oh, lord, no. That would be way too easy. [Chuckles] I wonder why Colin hasn't come back yet?

Lauren: [Chuckles] He probably ran at the thought of us talking about decor or fabric selections.

Jill: [Chuckles] Same thing you're about to do?

Lauren: Oh, no. I'm just waiting for a text from Michael to tell me when he's finished with work.

Jill: Did I forget a birthday or an anniversary or something?

Lauren: No, no special occasion.

Jill: Well, then what's that all about?

Lauren: I just need a private night with Michael, that's all.

Jill: Why?

Lauren: Can we go back to the numbers? Where are they?

Jill: Why do you suddenly need a night alone with Michael?

Lauren: Oh, because we haven't been able to make time for sex. [Chuckles]

Jill: [Chuckles] You should've joined us in the Caribbean.

Lauren: Oh, really?

Colin: So, what's the plan, Kurtz? You gonna, uh, pistol whip me? Or [Chuckles] Shoot off my kneecaps? Well, wait a minute. You can't do that, 'cause that doesn't have a silencer.

Kurtz: Shut up, Atkinson.

Colin: [Sighs] Why don't we just deal with this whole mess quickly? Now, there's a couple of diamonds left off that necklace. I'll steal them, hand them over.

Kurtz: Just like that?

Colin: Well, it kills me to see Katherine's necklace butchered, but it's preferable to losing lives. What do you say? Fair trade?

Kurtz: I don't want your diamonds.

Colin: Then what do you want?

Kurtz: We have a way for you to pay off your entire debt.

Colin: What is it that I can give you?

Kurtz: It's not you who'll be doing the giving. It's your wife.

Courtney: I thought the lawsuit against her was thrown out?

Noah: It was, but now her diary's being splattered all over the tabloids. It's a mess.

Courtney: Great.

Noah: You think that's great? Harding.

Courtney: No, please don't go over there. Maybe he just didn't see us, and he'll leave us alone.

Noah: Maybe I should just go over there and tell him to leave us alone.

Courtney: Look, don't get into again. Please? I already have to deal with him at work. I don't want to deal with his idiocy now. Plus, there's only one man I want to think about tonight.

Noah: Well, when you put it that way...

Courtney: [Chuckles]

Noah: I will keep my distance if Harding does.

Courtney: Just ignore him. That's what I try to do. I don't get why he gets under your skin so bad.

Noah: It's obvious why Harding's always giving you grief.

Courtney: Why?

Noah: He's into you. I see him checking you out.

Courtney: Unh-unh.

Noah: Yeah.

Courtney: No, he's not.

Noah: Take it from the undefeated champion of checking you out.

Courtney: You still do that?

Noah: Coming and going, sweetheart. You are so damn gorgeous. What man wouldn't want you?

Courtney: Harding wouldn't.

Noah: Okay.

Courtney: Trust me, to him, I'm just another cop with a lower rank he can push around.

Noah: Yeah, you're also the sexiest addition to the squad room ever. I see his eyes popping out of his head when you're walking through.

Courtney: Haven't noticed.

Noah: Glad to hear it. Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go use the...

Courtney: Okay.

Harding: I don't need you to apologize for your boyfriend.

Courtney: Wasn't planning on it. Look, Harding, I'm sure that you're a great guy somewhere deep, deep down, but Noah makes me happy. Very happy.

Hi, there.

Harding: Hey. Glad to hear it.

Hilary: We can't go through with this, Devon.

Devon: Why would you say that? We love each other.

Hilary: We can't do this to your family now.

Devon: Yeah. You're right. We can't just drop this on everyone after what we just went through. But now that we know the worst is behind us, once Neil recovers...

Hilary: Then we'll break the news, like we planned. We can finally be together.

Devon: There is something I'd like to do for both of us right now.

Cane: You know that's just a hug, right?

Lily: Yeah, I can see that. But I can't believe that he is falling for her act. I mean, dad could have died today.

Cane: That's right. Dad could have died today, and he didn't, okay? So you need to ease up. Now, I think Hilary genuinely cares for him.

Lily: Yeah, I've tried to believe that. But I can't shake the feeling that Hilary's gonna cause my dad nothing but pain.

Dr. Shelby: Excuse me? Your father's starting to wake up.

Devon: Hey, can we see him now?

Dr. Shelby: Hold up. We don't want to overwhelm the patient. Remember, we need to limit our visitors.

Lily: Okay, I'll go in by myself, and then you guys can come in after.

Dr. Shelby: Actually, he's requesting just one person. His wife.

Harding: So, this is my date.

Lonnie: Hi, I'm Lonnie.

Courtney: Courtney. Nice to meet you.

Harding: Will you look at this face, huh? And this killer body?

Lonnie: Stop.

Harding: [Chuckles]

Lonnie: You're embarrassing me.

Harding: You know, Lonnie here was miss Waukesha county.

Lonnie: I think you're more proud of that than I am.

[Both chuckle]

Harding: Lonnie makes me happy, Sloane. Very happy.

Courtney: Glad to hear it. You guys have a nice night.

Noah: Wait, don't tell me you went over there after you told me --

Courtney: Mm-hmm.

Noah: Ow.

Courtney: Mm-hmm.

Noah: What was that for?

Courtney: For having the wrong idea about Harding. Clearly, he's got eyes for somebody else. Now I just made things a lot worse for myself with a detective who could've cared less about me.

Noah: Okay. I feel bad about maybe jumping to the wrong conclusion, but --

Courtney: But? That better be the greatest but. Like, the but to end all buts.

Noah: But, is it my fault that you are so beautiful that I think that every man wants you?

Courtney: You're gonna have to do better than that to make this one up to me.

Noah: Okay. I live to serve you with massage oils and role playing.

Courtney: Mm-hmm.

Noah: Strangers in a bar? Hey, I'm Noah. Nice to meet you.

Courtney: Sounds good.

Noah: Anything you want.

Colin: You will not threaten my wife again. We're happy together.

Kurtz: Don't sweat it, Atkinson. I'm not gonna hurt your wife.

Colin: Then what are we talking about?

Kurtz: My bosses need someone to do a job. That's where your upstanding wife comes in.

Lauren: Look, nothing's wrong between Michael and me. He's just been working really hard. I mean, we both have.

Jill: Hence, no sex.

Lauren: Exactly. I mean, one night, he fell asleep, and the next morning we got interrupted. So, you know, we just need to steal away some time and concentrate. Actually, I think I have found the perfect way to make that magic happen.

Michael: It can be crushing when a marriage ends. But if you don't allow Chloe to move on with her life, it's not gonna be healthy for either one of you.

Kevin: I don't want to listen to this.

Michael: Okay, you don't have to listen to me. Please be calm. Just stay calm.

Kevin: I'm calm. Just getting out of here for a little bit.

Michael: What, is that yours? When did you get a motorcycle? Kevin!

Lily: Well, can I at least go in with Hilary?

Dr. Shelby: Just one visitor at a time.

Cane: It has to be Neil's call.

Devon: It's what our father wants.

Hilary: Hey.

Neil: [Groans]

Hilary: Welcome back.

Neil: Hey. [Mumbles] Hi.

Hilary: You okay?

Neil: Hilary? I can't see. I can't see you.

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Hilary: There is no us, okay? All there is right now is Neil.

Hey, have you seen your lover's diary, Paul?

Victor: Baby, what are you doing?

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