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Episode # 10440 ~ As Neil & Hilary's wedding day approaches, Devon considers his next move; Colin's plot takes a disastrous turn.

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Jill: [Chuckles] Hey, my eyes are up here.

Colin: Mm, that's some fine-looking real estate.

Jill: Are you admiring me or the necklace?

Colin: I never noticed the necklace, so much is it that you dazzle me.

Jill: [Chuckles]

Colin: It's damp -- the necklace.

Jill: Yeah, of course it is. From the shower.

Colin: You shower in an $18 million necklace? Are -- are you ever gonna take that thing off?

Jill: [Chuckles]

Jack: [Sighs]

Hilary: Account going south?

Jack: What?

Hilary: Your face -- something's wrong.

Jack: That was Summer. She was just at the police station all night, devoted to a man who kidnapped her aunt and shot Paul Williams.

Hilary: Yeah, that's some serious young love.

Jack: No, that is not love. That's misguided infatuation at best or maybe somebody trying to save a wounded animal, but I refuse to accept that my daughter is in love with Austin Travers.

Hilary: Okay, grief can turn you into the worst version of yourself. You know, maybe Summer just thinks that there is more to him than the mistakes that he's made.

Jack: He is not you. He took vengeance to a potentially lethal level. He will never turn his life around the way you did.

Hilary: Well, some special people gave me a second chance, and I'm still grateful. That being said, I came in early today, hustled through my work, so I was hoping that I might be able to take the rest of the day off.

Jack: You're not feeling well?

Hilary: Actually, I'm feeling wonderful. Um, I just need some personal time because...I'm getting married.

Neil: Hey. Good morning, sweetheart.

Lily: Good morning.

Neil: So, I'm assuming cane told you my news?

Lily: Yes, I heard. You're getting married today.

Neil: And it is gonna take place. Nothing is gonna get in the way.

Lily: I am not gonna throw a fit. You're gonna marry Hilary, and I will have to deal with it whether I like it or not.

Cane: Okay. You need to go and relax. Okay? Go home. See a movie. Do something. Just take your mind off this wedding.

Devon: That's not gonna happen. It's not. I keep replaying it over and over in my head that I should never have gone and said all that stuff to Hilary.

Cane: I-I mean, I'm starting to think maybe I steered you wrong.

Devon: No, it's not you. It was me. I did it. Like a kiss was gonna make her leave him.

Cane: You kissed her?

Devon: Yeah, and it was a good kiss, too. But now I have to sit back and shut up.

Cane: No, no, now you need to go and tell Neil everything that happened before he takes his vows.

Anita: Shouldn't you have a tan or something -- all that time down under?

Chelsea: It wasn't a vacation -- I told you. But I do have presents for Connor.

Anita: Oh, no, leave him be. I just got him down for a nap.

Chelsea: Oh.

Anita: He loves his Anita much more than the babysitter. So, tell me -- how did the con go with Billy?

Chelsea: It didn't go exactly as planned.

Victoria: Oh, I guess you're back.

Billy: I guess I am. I came to see Johnny.

Victoria: He's at the park on a playdate.

Billy: Well, maybe I'll go see him there.

Victoria: Oh. I hear he's harboring some secret about the kind of cereal he really likes. Maybe you can dig up the truth on that.

Billy: That's funny, really. Look, I got your voicemail, and, yes, I went to Australia, but I told you I was going there.

Victoria: Come on, Billy. Don't pretend like you're being all honest and aboveboard. You told me it was a business trip.

Billy: And it was business... of a certain kind.

Victoria: You beg me to trust you, and then you pull something like this. You know, I'm beginning to wonder if you do this on purpose and if you really want me to take you back.

Chelsea: It was fine in Australia. I totally snowed the mark, got us through the door. But then we went back, and it was a disaster. Someone had tipped her off, so...

Anita: But you can rebound from that -- use it to your advantage. I taught you better than that. Are you that rusty?

Chelsea: No, I'm not rusty, but she shut us down, okay? It wasn't a complete waste of time. We got some good information, and we'll chase this down. We'll use a different angle.

Anita: "We"? You and Billy?

Chelsea: What, mom? Is that a look? That better not be a look.

Anita: No. Touchy! If you told me there's nothing going on with you and Billy, I-I believe you.

Chelsea: Great. You should.

Anita: You really are rusty. You can't even lie to your mother properly. You've got tells all over the place.

Chelsea: I'm not lying.

Anita: Uh-huh. Then you just tell me that there is nothing going on with you and Billy Abbott.

Billy: Of course I want you to take me back. I would do anything for our family.

Victoria: Like invade a man's privacy? It's sick, Billy. You went all the way to Australia with Chelsea, no less.

Billy: Yeah, well, it required a little double-teaming.

Victoria: Do you remember what happened the last time you two spent so much time together? She drugged you. She ended up pregnant.

Billy: After being paid to break us up by your father. Chelsea is trying to help us get back together, and you know what? I'll take whatever help I can get.

Victoria: So what did the poker player and the great con artist uncover? What did you find out, Billy?

Billy: We found plenty.

Victoria: So then why aren't you rubbing it in Ben's face right now? Because you found nothing, all right? You found nothing, so just admit it and let it go. [Sighs]

Billy: I met Stitch's ex-wife, who dragged a kid across the world to keep him away from his own father. Does that strike you as normal?

Victoria: It strikes me as none of your business.

Billy: What is it about this guy that you can't see him for what he really is? I mean, are you afraid of the truth? You afraid that you're gonna have to forget about him and start paying attention to me again? [Sighing] Geez.

Victoria: It's not all about you, Billy.

Billy: I know in my gut that Stitch is keeping a secret from you, the woman that could be carrying his child. What the hell did he do that was so wrong? [Sighs]

Jack: It wasn't that long ago that Neil was engaged to Leslie, and you... look, I know we agreed not to bring up a certain incident.

Hilary: I planted one on you in the most unprofessional way possible.

Jack: Out of gratitude, as I remember, mistaking kindness for something else. I don't know a kinder man than Neil. Are you perhaps making the same mistake again?

Hilary: I know. Neil is kind, and I am grateful, but there's so much more than that. March madness and junk food and talking and laughing and feeling something wonderful when he walks into the room. Neil and I -- we really connected when he told me his take on love -- what makes it real and not infatuation.

Jack: Well, that casts a whole new light on things. You know, when that non-moment happened between us, you did mention that there was a guy you knew who was right for you. I had no idea you were talking about Neil.

Hilary: [Chuckles]

Devon: So, you want me to admit to my father that I went behind his back and made a move on his soon-to-be wife to prove that she wants to be with me? My dad and I have been through drama like this in the past, and I don't want to do that to him again, man.

Cane: Okay, so, basically, you're gonna let him marry a woman that kissed another man the day before his wedding?

Devon: I kissed her.

Cane: Did she kiss you back?

Devon: Yeah, she did, but it's -- she was very adamant that she loves Neil and doesn't want to mess things up, so...

Cane: Okay. All right. So, basically, we're talking about a woman, okay, that was into you, then became devoted to your father, then decided to kiss you again. This wedding is not going to last a year, let alone a lifetime.

Devon: Cane, what the hell am I supposed to do? He's a grown man that wants to marry her. I should tell him that I know better?

Cane: You know what I think we should do? I think everybody needs to put their damn cards on the table. That's what I think we should do.

Neil: Lily, I have to say thank you.

Lily: Well, note that I didn't exactly give you my blessing.

Neil: But you're not making demands or giving me an ultimatum.

Lily: I can't. You want this, and I want you to be happy.

Neil: I will be.

We will be.

Lily: Well, I am being very good about this. I think I deserve some extra credit.

Neil: Yes, you do, my dear. Let me ask you, though, honestly -- you really don't think this marriage stands a chance, huh?

Lily: No, I don't, and that's because of who you are and who she is. But sometimes parents have to make their own decisions and their own mistakes.

Neil: Mighty big of you. Appreciate that.

Lily: [Inhales deeply] [Exhales deeply] I do love you, though.

Neil: I love you more. Come here. Oh, yeah, yeah, I feel that -- I feel that heat. You're being good right now.

Lily: I am being very good.

Neil: Yes, you are.

Devon: Well, I mean...

Neil: Hey.

Cane: Hey, Neil. Big day, huh? All right, well, I'm gonna let you guys talk.

Neil: Hey. I know what happened last night with you and Hilary.

Colin: You seriously wear that thing in the shower?

Jill: Yeah.

Colin: What about swimming?

Jill: Sweetie, I wear this in bed. You don't complain then.

Colin: Yeah, but at some point, you got to take it off like everything else.

Jill: Well, why? The jeweler said that the clasp would last forever, okay? Colin, it's my good-luck charm. You and I earned this together, remember?

Colin: After that something you threw at my head.

Jill: I know. [Chuckles] And look at the luck it's brought us. You and I are together, and cane and lily are letting you into their family, and this is a constant reminder that Katherine really did care about me.

Colin: Yeah, but you've got the chlorine in the pool, and then we've got the hard water in the shower.

Jill: Honey, are you worried that I'm wearing all these dollars around my neck?

Colin: Seriously, yeah. It -- it bothers me.

Jill: Okay. All right. I will leave a note for Esther to get us a water softener, okay?

Colin: Mm.

Jill: You really are adorable, aren't you? Yes. Mwah!

Colin: Yeah, that's me, all right.

Jill: [Chuckles]

Colin: I'm adorable.

Jill: You're adorable.

Colin: [Sighs] Yeah. No. No, I don't know when we're gonna be able to get it. Look, I can't get the thing away from her neck, and if I can't do that... well, I can't save my own, can I?

Devon: Before you say anything else, you need to know I'm sorry 'cause the last thing I ever wanted to do was hurt you.

Neil: I'm not hurt. Disappointed, sad. First, let me say this. You were out of bounds by going to Hilary and trying to talk her out of this. She doesn't deserve your disapproval. Second, how much stuff have you and I been through in life together? This is how you pay me back? By disapproving of me?

Devon: This isn't about my disapproval or -- or what you deserve or Hilary deserves. It's -- it -- I --

Neil: What?

Devon: I don't -- I don't know what I'm trying to say, really. She make you happy?

Neil: Short answer -- does -- of course, she makes me very happy -- happier than I've been in a long, long time in my life.

Devon: Well, there you go. That's -- that's it. I'm -- you won't hear another word out of me about it.

Neil: Thanks.

Devon: Yeah.

Neil: Now, I know better than to invite your sister to the ceremony, but the wedding will take place today, and I would absolutely love it if you could be there.

Devon: It's really short notice.

Neil: Yeah, I know. I know it's short notice, but it's important to me. Matter of fact...I could use a best man.

Devon: You want me to be your best man?

Neil: I can't think of anyone else in this entire world that I'd like to have stand right up there with me. You on one side, Hilary on the other.

Devon: I don't think I can -- I-I'm extremely busy. The end of the fiscal year is next week, and I...

Neil: Yeah.

Devon: ...Have, you know, to take care of it.

Neil: Yeah, yeah. No, no, I-I-I get it.

Devon: It's not that I don't want to go. I just can't. I really can't. I'm busy.

Neil: I-I understand. Sometimes, business comes first.

Devon: Take a lot of pictures for me, though, all right?

Neil: I'm gonna take a whole photo album full, right?

Devon: Okay.

Neil: Okay. So, as of now, I have to leave and run some errands, so I'm gonna bid you fond farewell. Come here, man.

Devon: Good luck. Good luck.

Neil: Thanks.

Devon: Yep.

Neil: Yep.

Hilary: Neil is my future, and we are good together, and I know we can be good together for the rest of our lives.

Jack: Then grab that future and hold on to it. Neil is one of the best guys I know, and he's very lucky to have you in his life.

Hilary: Is this your blessing as my boss?

Jack: This is my blessing as your friend. Go grab the future you deserve.

Hilary: Thank you. Thank you so much.

Victoria: The funny thing is that you've hurt me over and over again, and now, all of a sudden, you want to protect me from a man who hasn't hurt me once.

Billy: Maybe he has, and he just hasn't told you yet.

Victoria: Well, what about what I haven't told him, Billy? I don't have some pure, unsullied history. Obviously, I have baggage, too, and you know what? Ben and I will talk about that when we get closer.

Billy: Vick, you could be carrying his child. How much closer do you need to be before he tells you whatever secret it is he has?

Victoria: It's his life, Billy.

Billy: He lost custody of his son, and his wife put half a world between them.

Victoria: You know what? I lost custody of reed, okay? Are you gonna call me a terrible person?

Billy: No, I'm not because I know you... because I know what you look like first thing in the morning before you've had a cup of coffee. And I know what keeps you awake at night. I saw the look on your face when you fell in love with Johnny, when you fell in love with me. You don't love him, Vicki. I know you don't. You can't because of everything that we have between us.

Victoria: Nothing. We have nothing. I want a divorce.

Anita: So just look me in the eye and tell me.

Chelsea: Mom. Stop. Okay? There -- there was a moment with Billy.

Anita: Like the moment that made Johnny?

Chelsea: Oh, my God, no! God, you're sick. Stop. It was -- it was -- okay, there was a kiss, but it was a tiny, tiny, accidental, mistaken kiss.

Anita: Like he tripped, and his lips fell on your lips, and it was an accident? I got you.

Chelsea: I kissed him, okay?

Anita: Well, that works.

Chelsea: No. He was talking about Victoria -- how much he loves her. And I was tired, and I was jet-lagged, and I understand what he was talking about -- you know, that kind of love and passion. I felt that for Adam, and for a second, it felt good to feel something other than grief. So, that's enough. Can we stop talking about it now?

Anita: Sure, sure, but just tell me one last thing. Did Billy kiss you back?

Chelsea: It doesn't matter if he kissed me back.

Anita: He did!

Chelsea: No. Mom, he -- he's hurting right now. He's missing Victoria. He was probably thinking about Victoria when we shared that kiss.

Anita: His ex.

Chelsea: They're still married.

Anita: Separated.

Chelsea: Married.

Anita: Whatever.

Billy: A divorce? No. No. This is just you trying to shut down the conversation because you know that I am right.

Victoria: [Sighs] Being separated hasn't fixed anything for us.

Billy: Vick, that's because Rayburn weaseled his way into your life.

Victoria: Come on. It's not about choosing between you and him. Marriage takes trust and honesty and respect, and we don't have that anymore. We just don't have it. I don't know the day we lost it, but it's gone, and it's just -- it's not coming back.

Billy: And what about the baby that you're carrying?

Victoria: I mean, this baby and Johnny are my top priority. You'll always be close with Johnny, and if this baby is yours, you'll be close with him or her, too.

Billy: Just what -- not in this house? Not with you? We were good together, Vick. We can be good again. I just -- just give me more time.

Victoria: To what? To plan? To -- to sneak around? To lie more? No, Billy. I just can't do this anymore. It's over.

Kelly: Hey. You look like hell.

Stitch: Yeah, it was a long night. I observed a surgery. Dylan donated part of his liver to the chief of police.

Kelly: Wow. That's incredibly noble.

Stitch: Yeah, it was also incredibly risky. I mean, the surgery was against medical advice.

Kelly: Oh.

Stitch: And we have no idea how this will turn out for either patient.

Kelly: Well, how are Paul and Dylan doing now?

Stitch: Neither is out of the woods. [Scoffs] Dylan -- you know, the guy survives a war and then walks into major surgery to right all wrongs.

Kelly: Well, you two have that in common. Sometimes, I think you try to save lives because your conscience knows you took one.

Lily: Of course it isn't joyful news. Look at these faces. This is not joy. And not that I want you to be miserable or anything, but I'm actually happy that you are because both of you were defending Hilary, and now this has happened.

Devon: She doesn't know what she's doing.

Lily: Are you kidding me? She knows exactly what she's doing. She's rebounding with the man who can give her the lifestyle and social credibility that she wants. All we can hope for is that some miracle happens and stops dad from marrying that witch.

Neil: Judge Camden, my friend. Looking good. Thanks so much for arranging this on such short notice.

Judge Camden: My pleasure. How's the nerves?

Neil: Uh, well, you know, standard wedding-day stuff, but, uh, I think those will subside once my bride-to-be arrives, -- I think she should be here any minute now, I'm hoping.

Colin: It has to be soon. How do you think I feel -- looking at my salvation around my wife's neck? What? Yeah. Yeah. Sooner's better than later. Keep your phone handy. I'll call you. [Sighs] Oh, Jill, sweetheart, how can I be a good husband if I'm in a coffin? Right. Let's, um -- let's see, now. One for me. One for me. Yeah. And...let's see. One... one, two for you. Jill.

Jill: Just a second.

Colin: Come on. Tea's getting cold. [Sighs]

Jack: The contract's been approved. The time to negotiate...

[Door slams]

Jack: Frank, can we revisit this? All right, thanks. What's wrong?

Billy: Victoria wants a divorce.

Jack: [Sighs] What the hell did you think was gonna happen when she found out what you were doing in Australia?

Billy: Who doesn't know about that trip?

Jack: I overheard her leaving you a message. We discussed it, and I happen to know that Kelly's the one that gave her the information.

Billy: [Sighs] I knew it. I knew it. You know, for somebody who cried about how sorry she was that my marriage was falling apart, Kelly isn't doing me any favors.

Jack: This is your bonehead move. This is on you, not Kelly. [Sighs]

Billy: So, what else did Kelly say?

Jack: Nothing, because the world does not revolve around you, Billy. We all have our own lives. Some of us have our own crisis.

Billy: What happened?

Jack: Summer ran off again -- this time with a felon. They were headed to Canada after he put Paul Williams in a hospital.

Billy: Son of a... but Summer's okay?

Jack: Physically, yes. Her attraction to this guy is unhealthy and unsafe, and it's not going to end well. And for what it's worth, Kelly has been wonderfully helpful and supportive through all of this.

Billy: Jack, listen to me. Walk away now, before you get in too deep.

Jack: Why? Because you have a grudge against her?

Billy: No, because I know that Kelly is somehow involved in Rayburn's mess. She is just as big a liar as he is. Jack, I don't want to see that lie blow up in your face.

Stitch: I don't need this right now, Kel. I just watched my best friend get cut open, and I may have to break things off with Victoria, so you're gonna need to get in line if you want to add to my misery.

Kelly: Wait a second. Did you just say that you're gonna break things off with Victoria?

Stitch: You know what Jenna said -- if I tell Victoria, then I take a chance of never seeing max again. Maybe if I back off of Victoria, Billy will back off of me, stop digging into my business. [Sighs] But the baby. Walking away from a kid that might be mine...

Kelly: Ben, you know that you could be in the baby's life even if you're not with Victoria. That -- that happens.

Stitch: I want to know my kids, and I want them to know me.

Kelly: Really? Are you sure about that? Because I think the kindest thing to do may be to not burden them with their father's crimes.

Stitch: Oh, you just can't let me forget -- not even for a second -- can you?

Kelly: Well, why should I? I can't. Jenna can't. And max and this baby wouldn't be able to, either, if they knew.

Stitch: If Victoria looked at me the way Jenna did...

Kelly: Well, she would. Ben, you got to know that.

Stitch: Then I have to do it. I have to break things off with Victoria.

Lily: Thank God dad didn't expect us to sit through that joke of a wedding.

Devon: Yeah, that would have been...

Lily: But instead, I'll be on a plane with my husband, sipping champagne and flying to France.

Cane: Yes.

Devon: Now?

Cane: No, no, tomorrow. See, as soon as lily heard about the wedding, she decided it was time to take off for Paris.

Lily: You should take off, too. You should go to an island. Ooh, you should buy an island. You can afford it.

Cane: All right, listen, I'm sure Devon can handle this on his own.

Lily: You know, it is okay if you suffer a little bit since you did bring this on yourself.

Devon: What are you talking about?

Lily: I told you to seduce her, and you didn't want to. So now she's gonna become our evil step-monster, all 'cause you couldn't step up.

Devon: Oh, yeah. It's -- this one's all on me.

Neil: Hi.

Hilary: Hi.

Neil: Look at you. You look beautiful.

Hilary: I changed three times. [Chuckles]

Neil: Speaking of changed, um, I-I was kind of afraid that you changed your mind.

Hilary: Why? Did somebody say something?

Neil: No, no, nothing like that. I, um -- you know, last night, today, I've had a lot of time to think. It's all been so fast -- no denying that. After all the hell that I gave Leslie about getting married after only three weeks -- you know what I mean?

Hilary: Yeah, but she did you a favor.

Neil: Yeah, so -- so -- you said that. You told me that she set me free so I could find the right woman, and there you were. And now here we are -- no dress. Although your dress is absolutely beautiful.

Hilary: [Chuckles]

Neil: No band. Obviously, no guests, and no gifts.

Hilary: But there's you.

Neil: Oh, Hilary. I just want to make you happy in life.

Hilary: You know, I gave up on happiness a long time ago. When I stopped being mad at the world, I didn't even think about being happy. I just wanted to be normal, instead of this walking ball of rage. But now I have this man who gave me a home and a life and a future. Babe, I have you.

Judge Camden: [Clears throat] Um, I'm afraid we have a problem.

Neil: So, judge, what's the problem?

Hilary: We have a marriage license.

Judge Camden: Well, I assumed the witnesses would be arriving with the bride.

Neil: Oh, that's absolutely my fault. Witnesses -- I for-- I --

Hilary: Okay. You know what? Call somebody.

Neil: Well, who are we gonna call? Everyone we know is against this marriage. Who are we gonna call?

Hilary: Okay, we want this. Don't we?

Neil: Yeah, of course, we want this.

Hilary: Okay, then let's make it happen. Sir, ma'am, um, I know this is a little bizarre, but this amazing man and me -- we cannot wait another second to get married.

Neil: [Chuckles] Really? Uh, look at this beautiful woman. Would you let her get away? I-I really don't think so. Listen, my name is Neil. Hi. And this is Hilary. And we're wondering -- maybe you could witness us getting married, and then after we're finished, that you could maybe sign your name on the dotted line. What do you say, huh? Come on. Can you do it? Come on. Thanks. Okay, I want you to -- why don't you stand here, right? Perfect. And then I'm gonna come over here. Well, we did it, huh?

Judge Camden: Wonderful.

Neil: Okay.

Judge Camden: This won't take long. Dearly beloved and newly requited, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman in matrimony.

Colin: We got to drink up while it's nice and warm. There.

Jill: Do you feel her eyes on you? I feel her eyes on me, like she's watching me.

Colin: The necklace, maybe, or perhaps grating her teeth that I'm back in your life.

Jill: Probably both. She knew me very well, Colin. I'm sure she saw this coming.

Colin: Then let's raise a toast.

Jill: Okay. To the giant pain in my neck who's making my life exciting even from beyond.

Colin: Here's hoping you were safe in heaven, babe, before the devil figured out you were dead.

Jill: [Chuckles] Hear, hear.

Jack: What makes you so certain that Kelly's wrapped up in Rayburn's life?

Billy: They know each other, Jack. They just won't say how. Rayburn's ex all but made the sign of the cross when I mentioned Kelly's name, and she didn't say that Kelly was to blame for their marriage falling apart, but she said she was involved somehow.

Jack: An affair -- that's what you think, huh?

Billy: I don't know. I -- those two are squirrelly around each other.

Jack: I don't disagree, but I've asked Kelly about this.

Billy: [Sighs]

Jack: Whatever they had is in the past. I don't see any sign of longing or attachment or attraction to each other at all.

Billy: Okay, but Kelly is the only one that knew where I was going, and somebody tipped off Rayburn's ex, so if she didn't call her directly, then she told Stitch, who did. You don't think that's weird?

Jack: I think Kelly has a past. We all do.

Billy: That she is doing her damnedest to cover up. I mean, come on, Jack. You know that's true.

Jack: Yeah, there might be something more to this.

Billy: Exactly. Thank you.

Jack: [Sighs]

Billy: So, Jack, just do it. Find out once and for all what went down between those two.

Victoria: I'm really glad you came.

Stitch: Victoria, I had to.

Victoria: Listen, Billy was just here, and he had to admit going to Australia and how he dug around in your past and found nothing, but I'm still really angry and frustrated with him because [Sighs] He just won't let it go. The point is, is that he was trying to show me who you are, but he really just showed me who he is. I couldn't do it anymore. And it's over. I-I asked him for a divorce.

Stitch: You -- you told him that

Victoria: Yes. I told him that. And now I want to tell

Stitch: Okay. All right. Whoa. What -- what are you doing?

Victoria: I'm just celebrating. I'm almost free.

Stitch: From Billy?

Victoria: This is what I want now. You're what I want... unless you don't want me back.

Stitch: I do. More than anything. I-I get around you, nothing else matters.

Victoria: Good.

Billy: Exactly when the hell did my life get so messed up? I mean, I know when, but... [Sighs] Damn it.

Chelsea: What? Just tell me what happened.

Billy: Victoria knew that I was in Australia, and she knew that I was with you.

Chelsea: How?

Billy: Doesn't matter. She wants a divorce.

Chelsea: But she loves you.

Billy: Well, I knew that this trip was either gonna make or break things with Victoria, and I was right. They're broken now.

Chelsea: Come here. [Sighs]

Kelly: Mr. Abbott, a strange woman is here to whisk you away to lunch at the athletic club. Or not. Something wrong?

Jack: Billy just got back from Australia. Things didn't go well there. They've only gotten worse since he got back.

Kelly: I'm sorry he's in that position, but I thought we were gonna leave that topic alone.

Jack: I wish we could. I think we're past that point, though. I think it's finally time to deal with this. I need to know the truth.

Jill: [Sighs]

Colin: You know, it's bad luck not to drink after a toast.

Jill: I don't know how much more good luck a person could have. Hmm.

[Doorbell rings]

Jill: Oh, my God. Esther's out running errands. She is never where I want her to be. Hi. What a surprise! Come in.

Lily: Thank you. [Chuckles]

[Door closes]

Colin: Just grand.

Cane: We want to say goodbye.

Lily: Yeah, we're going to Paris. Cane's taking me there for a belated birthday present.

Jill: That's so romantic. I love it.

Lily: Yeah.

Colin: Let me guess -- the grandkidlings desirous of gramps' company. Uh, well, that's good. I accept.

Lily: Uh, a weekend in another country is very different from a couple of hours during a medical emergency.

Cane: Yeah.

Colin: That would be a no.

Lily: Yes, that would be a no.

Cane: Right. Cindy's watching the kids, but you can visit if you want.

Jill: We would love to. Yeah. So, tell us your plans.

Lily: Uh, well, just be nice to have a change of scenery for a while, you know? Ooh, is that tea fresh?

Jill: It is. Would you like some?

Lily: Yeah, is that -- thank you.

Jill: Help yourself. Here. Let me get that for you.

Lily: Yeah, right in the cup.

Jill: Here's a saucer for you.

Lily: Thank you.

Judge Camden: And now, if you'd like to say your own vows...

Hilary: Um, can I -- can I go first? Because if I don't get this out, I'm gonna burst. Thank you. Thank you for being kind and loving and sexy and for making terrible picks at march madness.

Neil: [Chuckles]

Hilary: I came into your life for all the wrong reasons, but now that I'm here, I don't ever want to leave. This is a new world for me -- a new beginning. You are my second chance. I love you...and us... and this. [Chuckles] I am so lucky and so grateful.

Neil: I'm the lucky one. You came into my life, and I was angry. I was bitter. And you took that all away from me. You have this beautiful, effervescent light that I look forward to being surrounded by every single day. It is my honor, and I'm very proud to be standing here with you today. I couldn't love you more.

Judge Camden: Let me just say I think you're both lucky. And I assume we don't need to bother with the objections part of the ceremony.

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