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Episode # 10422 ~ Lily pushes Devon to seduce Hilary; Tyler asks Sharon to help Mariah; Billy learns shocking news.

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Stitch: Who are you gonna call? Chelsea?

Victoria: If I have to beg her or bribe her or lock her in a cage, I will, but she cannot tell Billy that I'm pregnant.

Stitch: It's gonna be weeks before you know the paternity. Do you really think you can trust her to keep her mouth shut?

Victoria: She has to. That's all there is to it. If she tells Billy that I am pregnant and that the baby could be yours, Ben... [Sighs]

Stitch: Hey, hey. Forget about Chelsea. Just go to Billy.

Victoria: No. Not until I get the test results.

Stitch: I know it won't be easy, but I'm -- I'm gonna be right there with you.

Victoria: Would you please stop trying to get me to change my mind? I'm confused enough right now as it is.

Stitch: Okay, Billy knows that you're hiding something. He's making up these paranoid scenarios of what it might be. Meanwhile, you're stressing like crazy.

Victoria: I know, I know, I know. It's not good for the baby. I know.

Stitch: Look, things are only gonna get worse until the truth comes out, but Billy needs to hear it from you. No matter what promises Chelsea makes, you can't rely on her discretion.

Billy: A baby? What do you mean?

Chelsea: Wait. What do you mean? What did Victoria tell you when you went there?

Billy: Not a thing. All she said was for me to call before I come over because I'm not welcome in my own home. But obviously you think she was gonna tell me something different, didn't you? So what is it, Chelsea? Spit it out. Is Vicki pregnant?

Nick: You okay?

Sharon: Today was hard.

Nick: Yeah. We always go to Cassie's grave on the anniversary of her death.

Sharon: Yeah, but today was harder than usual.

Nick: I think it stirred up some different memories.

Sharon: It's so confusing to me, Nick. Bits and pieces of jumbled up thoughts, flashes and thoughts that I can't even begin to understand.

Nick: Like how you thought you knew Summer was Jack's daughter before the DNA test came out.

Sharon: But as you said, that's impossible. It's just so frustrating. Everything is so fuzzy and disjointed.

Nick: Well, you know what your therapist said. It's best not to try and force your memories. Everything's gonna fall into place, and then everything will then make sense.

Sharon: [Sighs] Let's hope so.

Nick: It will. All right, I got to go pick up faith from her big evening with aunt Abby.

Sharon: Oh.

Nick: Try not to worry.

Sharon: Okay.

[Door closes]

Sharon: It'll all make sense.

Abby: Do we know how to have fun or what? Just a couple of young, single girls out on the town. Look out, Genoa City! Whoo-whoo!

Faith: Whoo-whoo!

Abby: Yeah! [Laughs]

Faith: Can I have the lady at Jabot do my hair and nails like this when I'm in your wedding?

Abby: Um, of course. Yeah, that is a fabulous idea. If there is a wedding.

Tyler: Hey, there.

Leslie: Oh, well, look who's back. How was Portland? I mean, did you manage to get Mariah out of the slammer?

Tyler: No, actually, there wasn't much that I could do.

Leslie: Didn't think there would be.

Tyler: Do you know any good lawyers out that way?

Leslie: Mm, I mean, I definitely do, but they don't come cheap, and I'm assuming you can't ask your fiancé to pay your ex's legal fees.

Tyler: Yeah, well, you know what? Abby, she, uh, she wasn't too thrilled that I went out there in the first place. Kind of got to wonder if I'm still engaged.

Devon: Dinner was a lot of fun. We need to do that again soon sometime.

Leilani: I'd like that.

Lily: Oh, hi!

Devon: Hi.

Lily: I'm lily, Devon's sister.

Devon: This is Leilani.

Lily: Oh, nice to meet you, Leilani.

Leilani: Likewise.

Lily: Are you a model?

Leilani: How'd you guess that?

Lily: Well, I used to be a model, and I've been in fashion, so we should compare notes sometime.

Leilani: Notes? I don't get it.

Devon: Yeah, that's okay. I'll, uh, I'll call you later, okay?

Lily: Bye. [Sighs]

Devon: Something wrong?

Lily: Just trying to figure you out.

Devon: What's the mystery?

Lily: Well, you just broke up with Esmerelda, and you already traded her in for a newer model, pun intended?

Devon: Yeah, so to speak.

Lily: Another woman that you have nothing in common with but sex. Why, Devon? Why?

Devon: Did you see her?

Lily: This isn't a joke. Why are you wasting time when you can be seducing Hilary away from dad?

Neil: Why do women have so many pairs of shoes?

Hilary: Excuse me? Don't you run a fashion division?

Neil: Yeah, I do, but it's still the greatest mystery of all in life.

Hilary: Well, I guess a little mystery is good for every relationship.

Neil: Yeah. Well, not gonna be a mystery anymore since we're living together. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call a contractor this afternoon. He's gonna come in, and he's gonna improve your wardrobe space like you wouldn't believe it.

Hilary: Okay, whoa. Before you start ripping out any walls, I thought we both agreed that I'm only living with you until I find a place of my own, okay? This is a temporary arrangement.

Neil: Doesn't have to be.

[Door opens]

Noah: Hi, mom.

Sharon: Hi, honey.

[Door closes]

Sharon: What brings you by?

Noah: I went by to see Cassie, and I noticed all the flowers, so I figured that you and dad had already stopped by.

Sharon: Yeah, we went this morning.

Noah: Good. Those little blue ones -- were they you?

Sharon: Actually, no. Victor brought those. They're forget-me-nots.

Noah: Yeah.

Sharon: I thought that was very kind of him.

Noah: Yeah, it's a gesture, I guess. Maybe grandpa ought to try being kind to the living for a change. Mom, did you run another red light?

Sharon: Another? No. This is an old one. Why? Do you remember when I got this?

Noah: Yeah.

Sharon: Well, thank god someone does. I didn't even know it was here in the house until I went through hypnosis.

Noah: That was another memory that was erased by ECT?

Sharon: I just get the feeling that this ticket is important somehow and that I feel guilty about it. But I don't know why.

Noah: I think I know.

Abby: So beautiful.

Nick: [Smooching]

Abby: [Chuckles]

Nick: Oh! My goodness. I am so sorry. Listen, I am looking for my daughter. Maybe you could help me. She's like this tall, really pretty, blonde hair. Wait a second.

Faith: Daddy, it's me, faith.

Nick: Oh, my gosh! I can't even recognize you! Look at you! You're so glamorous.

Abby: Faith got a makeover at Jabot.

Nick: Hmm, that sounds fun. Did you thank your aunt Abby?

Abby: Yes, she did.

Faith: Can I go show Peyton and her mom my sparkly nails?

Nick: Uh, yeah, of course. Just stay where I can see you, okay?

Abby: [Chuckles]

Nick: So, did you get your nails done, too?

Abby: Oh, I probably should have to take my mind off how angry I am.

Nick: Uh-oh. What'd dad do now?

Abby: It's actually not dad for once. It's Tyler. He can't seem to tear himself away from that skanky, little felon.

Nick: Why are you so insecure about Mariah? She's got nothing on you.

Abby: I'm not insecure. I'm angry. Tyler insisted on going to Portland to help Mariah with her legal problems. Apparently he felt obligated.

Nick: To his ex? How come?

Abby: Mariah once went to great lengths to keep Tyler out of jail.

Nick: Jail.

Abby: Mariah stole a bunch of things from this guy that Tyler was working for. Tyler was gonna be arrested and charged with grand larceny, so Mariah jumped the boss man's bones, and he conveniently forgot about the whole thing. Never mind that Tyler and Mariah were engaged at the time.

Nick: I wasn't aware Tyler had ever been in any trouble like this before.

Abby: Yeah, neither was I because he never bothered to tell me. He's the love of my life, and suddenly I'm finding out all these things that he's been hiding from me? Like how important this flake is to him even after all the disgusting things she's done?

Nick: I knew Mariah was a piece of work, but from what you're describing...

Abby: I know, right? And I want to be a big enough person to be able to forgive him, but I don't know. I'm -- I'm so disillusioned with him, Nick. What should I do?

Nick: You really want to know what I think?

Abby: Yes. Please. Your honest opinion.

Nick: Okay. I've never given you advice before, but I take my role as your big brother very seriously, so I mean this sincerely when I say you should kick this guy to the curb.

Leslie: Okay, I try my best not to get involved in other people's relationships, but I am with Abby on this one.

Tyler: Sis...

Leslie: You don't owe Mariah anything.

Tyler: No, actually, I do. She got me out of trouble.

Leslie: Trouble you would have never been in had it not been for her. And let's please, please not forget her methods.

Tyler: Okay, well, you know what? As bad as all that was, Mariah's in serious trouble this time. I can't just abandon her.

Leslie: Okay, Tyler, you have a good heart, but Mariah's problems are not your problems. Cut the girl loose. Be glad that you didn't marry her and have a couple kids. She'd have a hold on you forever.

Chelsea: You know me. I'll say anything. [Chuckles] Things just sort of just slip out.

Billy: Yeah, if your name was Chloe, I might buy that, but there's not a word that comes out of your mouth that isn't carefully planned.

Chelsea: Oh, you'd be surprised. [Chuckles] I'm just gonna check on the baby.

Billy: You're right. You know, I would, having been on the receiving end of your "talents." But I said if things with Vicki could ever be all right again, and you turn, you said, and I quote, "depending on how things go, if she has your baby..."

Chelsea: I don't think that's what I said. I think maybe you misunderstood my -- my words.

Billy: Chelsea, the hell I did.

Chelsea: Billy, I just --

Billy: Is that really what you thought my wife was gonna tell me? That she's pregnant? Chelsea, answer me, please.

Chelsea: [Sighs] Yeah, that's -- that's what Victoria was supposed to tell you. She's expecting a baby.

Billy: You have no idea how long we've been trying. This is the best news ever.

Chelsea: [Sighs]

Billy: I can't believe it. A baby.

Chelsea: Billy, you need to listen for a second.

[Cell phone rings]

Billy: Oh, wait, wait. Hold that thought. Oh, it's Vicki.

Chelsea: Don't get me in trouble with her, please! I told her I wouldn't tell you, and technically I didn't. You figured it out on your own.

Billy: Chelsea, don't worry. I'll handle it, okay? Hey, Vicki.

Victoria: You were right. We need to talk.

Billy: I'm on my way.

Stitch: Sure you don't want me to stay?

Victoria: Yeah. I'm sure.

Stitch: Okay, well, if it doesn't go well and his temper blows, I'm just a phone call away.

Victoria: Okay.

Billy: I got to go.

Chelsea: Wait, wait! Billy! Billy! You don't know the whole... story. [Sighs]

Devon: Lily, the answer is no. I'm not gonna seduce Hilary away from Neil, so get the idea out of your head.

Lily: You have a better one?

Devon: I do have a better idea. We stay out of their business.

Lily: And let her ruin our father's life?

Devon: I can think of about a hundred different ways that playing a game like this could blow up in our face. I'm not gonna do it.

Lily: So, what? You're just gonna sit back and watch him get hurt again? I mean, do you have any sense of loyalty?

Devon: Don't put that on me like that. I'm not gonna get guilted into doing something that's that stupid.

Lily: Okay, I'm sorry. Why is it stupid?

Devon: How much time do you have?

Lily: So you're gonna tell me that there's no spark between you? I saw the look between you guys when she was getting into her dress for the fashion show.

Devon: She was half undressed. I'm a guy with eyes. Don't turn it into more than what it was.

Lily: You know, she was looking at you, too.

Devon: Lily, stop it.

Lily: I'm not saying sleep with her. Just...give her a little nudge. You can't tell me you won't enjoy it.

Devon: A nudge into what?

Lily: A nudge into a teeny bit of betrayal so that dad will be reminded of what a duplicitous, scheming witch she really is.

Devon: And what the hell is a teeny tiny bit of betrayal? How exactly do you see this playing out in your head?

Hilary: It's too soon to be talking about permanent anything, okay, and that includes remodeling your place to put in more shoe racks.

Neil: Okay. I understand. Then no worries. We'll do whatever makes you feel comfortable, girl. And that includes your shoes.

Leslie: What is -- what is going on here?

Neil: It's none of your business, now, is it?

Leslie: Neil, what are you doing with her?

Hilary: Okay, I am tired of hearing about how I'm about to ruin Neil's life, so if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look for a water fountain and let you insult me in private.

Leslie: Hilary, Neil? I mean, have you just forgotten about everything, about how she hurt all of us, your family?

Neil: Hey, Hilary's not the only woman who's ever hurt me.

Sharon: Tell me everything you know about this ticket. And don't worry about upsetting me. I'm just trying hard to remember.

Noah: We had some words.

Sharon: We did?

Noah: Yeah. Yeah. I came over one night last Summer to show you some photos that I'd taken, and I noticed the ticket, and... look, mom, it was a really bad time.

Sharon: Bad how?

Noah: You were running around. You were acting kind of weird. You were obviously not happy about dad and Avery getting married.

Sharon: Acting kind of weird?

Noah: Like you were trying to hide something. But I could see right through you.

Sharon: You could?

Noah: Yeah, I mean, you were clearly trying to conceal how upset you were about dad and Avery. It was obvious. When I saw the ticket, I-I was concerned because just the thought of you out there driving like that, being reckless...

Sharon: You were concerned I went off my meds.

Noah: Right. So I confronted you about it because I was worried. That's probably why you're feeling guilty, 'cause the way that I made you feel. I mean, I came down on you pretty hard.

Sharon: Yeah, yeah, maybe that's it.

Noah: Yeah. Well, listen, Courtney's getting off work, so, uh, I got to meet her.

Sharon: Oh, okay. Well, thanks for helping me fill in the gaps.

Noah: Sure.

Sharon: You know what? Why don't I just look at my calendar from the night I got the ticket, and maybe that'll help me put it into context somehow.

Noah: Yeah, it's worth a try.

Sharon: Yeah. Well, thanks for stopping by, sweetie.

Noah: I love you.

Sharon: Love you, too.

[Door closes] Let's see. July 2013. Nothing really going on. Nothing on the 22nd. Hmm. Let's do 22nd, July. "Phyllis Newman: Tragedy at M.S. benefit"?

[Knock on door]

Sharon: Oh. Tyler. This is a surprise. You know what? If you came by to see Noah, he just left.

Tyler: Oh, no, actually I-I came here to see you.

Sharon: Oh.

Tyler: Yeah, it's about Mariah. Do you have a minute?

Sharon: Is this about her arrest?

Tyler: Um, yeah. I just came from Portland. I tried to help.

Sharon: How's she doing?

Tyler: Well, Mariah, she got herself in deep this time.

Sharon: I'm really sorry to hear that.

Tyler: Yeah, see, the crime that she was extradited for, it's something that happened -- it was after we broke up, you know. She got mixed up with this guy, and then she basically helped herself to his money after he fell asleep.

Sharon: I see.

Tyler: Yeah, so I went to go be a character witness, but I'm not even sure that they listened to me.

Sharon: Sounds like Mariah's been doing some pretty serious acting out.

Tyler: Yeah. But you know what? Even though she makes bad decisions sometimes, Mariah is not a terrible person. I mean, she doesn't like to talk about her past, but she had it really tough as a kid. Uh, that's the one thing we have in common -- our challenging backgrounds.

Sharon: So, she told you about her childhood?

Tyler: Mariah's mom, she was kind of a nutjob, you know. Mariah was basically abandoned. She never had a father around. There was never any money. That's why she started to steal things, you know, 'cause Mariah never had nice stuff when she was growing up.

Sharon: Okay, Tyler, what do you want from me?

Abby: Wait, so you're telling me to dump the man I love?

Nick: You asked me for the truth.

Abby: I'm just surprised.

Nick: Why is that?

Abby: Because you're a guy and guys tend to stick together in these situations. The guy bond trumps family.

Nick: No, it seems to me Tyler's a pretty lousy judge of character. He put his trust in the wrong kind of person. Yet when it comes to the woman he's planning on marrying, the woman he loves, he chose not to be honest. Abby, he didn't tell you about his past because he didn't trust you enough, yet when his ex gets hauled back to Portland on an outstanding warrant, Tyler flies halfway across the country to see if he can help her. Does that sound like a guy to you who's willing to put you first? No. And if you think it's gonna change after you get married, it's not. You should just be glad that this happened before the wedding and not after.

Abby: So you're telling me to break my engagement?

Nick: Yes.

Abby: How dare you.

[Doorbell rings]

Victoria: Okay. Oh. Flowers.

Billy: Yeah, good guess. Couldn't help myself.

Victoria: You really didn't have to do that, Billy.

Billy: No, I-I wanted to.

Victoria: There is something that I need to tell you.

Billy: Hey, I know everything. You're gonna have a baby.

Victoria: How do you know that? Who told you?

Billy: No, it's all right.

Victoria: Chelsea?

Billy: No, I-I figured it out myself, okay? I-I can put a couple things together. But this is great, okay? I-I-I know everything now, and this is so great.

Victoria: I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. I was just really worried.

Billy: Worried? Why?

Victoria: Because until I take the paternity test, you know, there's just no way that I'm gonna know the --

Billy: Wait, wait. Hold on. Paternity test?

Lily: Really? Are you serious? Do I actually have to explain to you how to seduce a woman? You seem to have no problem getting models into your bed.

Devon: This isn't just some woman. This is Hilary, who happens to be involved with our father, so how's it supposed to work now that she's living with him?

Lily: You just tell her that you have something important to talk about, you know, something that has to do with our family, so it's all very, you know, private and very secretive.

Devon: I get it. All right. And then what?

Lily: And then you take her up to a room.

Devon: 'Cause that's gonna fly.

Lily: Well, yeah, at first she'll be, you know, impatient and skeptical. She'll say something like, "okay, buster, what is this all about?" And then you'll say...

Devon: You want to know what this is about? It's about you and me. It's about the feelings we've had for each other since the beginning. It's about the fact that you're with Neil and you don't belong with him. You belong with me, and you know it.

Hilary: Honey, you've lost your mind.

Devon: Fine. Go ahead and leave. But you're in denial. I think you want me just as much as I want you. And if I'm wrong, then leave. But if I'm right...

Lily: Hello! Are you listening to me?

Devon: Yeah.

Lily: So, what? I mean, are you up for it?

Leslie: Yes, Neil, I know I hurt you. I know. And I regret that. I really do. But I still care about you, Neil, and I don't trust Hilary Curtis. I mean, it amazes me that you would even give her the time of day, let alone...

Neil: Hey. Hilary and I have worked through our issues, okay? She's not a threat to me anymore. I'm not worried about her. I don't think you should be, either.

Leslie: Oh. Right. Okay. And you figured that out in what? All of how many minutes?

Neil: How many minutes did it take you to race to the altar with that doctor friend of yours, hmm? Come on, Leslie. You found happiness somewhere else. So have I. Be glad for me. Better yet, let's be glad for each other. You said you wanted to be friends, so I'm willing to make that happen if you are.

Leslie: Okay. Deal. Treat him right. Stay off the internet.

Hilary: Well, that was borderline civil.

Neil: Yeah. Well, listen, we came to a clear understanding.

Hilary: What did you tell her?

Neil: I told her the truth. That I'm happy. And I'm not gonna let anything stand in the way of that happiness, which is why, Hilary, I, um, I need to ask you a question.

Stitch: I thought you'd want to know Victoria's telling Billy about the baby. She's dealing with it now, so you can lay off.

Chelsea: Billy already knows, so problem solved.

Stitch: [Scoffs] I knew you couldn't keep it to yourself.

Chelsea: What makes you just assume that I told him?

Stitch: You didn't?

Chelsea: Billy's a smart man.

Stitch: Billy Abbott?

Chelsea: He knows Victoria. He knew something was going on. He put two and two together.

Stitch: But if he hadn't --

Chelsea: What is the point of your visit, stitch? What is it that you want?

Stitch: I'm just wondering how you can be so moralistic about Victoria telling Billy the truth when you didn't give Dylan the same courtesy.

Chelsea: Look, I know you don't like me, but Dylan's gotten over it. Why can't you? Is your past completely spotless? You've never done anything that you regret?

Stitch: Just stay out of Victoria's business, all right?

Chelsea: Suddenly that married woman's business is your problem?

Stitch: If that baby turns out to be mine, I'm gonna be in its life -- and hers.

Billy: So you're saying this baby could be Rayburn's? That's not possible.

Victoria: Yes, Billy, it is possible. We were together, and we didn't use protection.

Billy: No. No! No, it can't be! I mean, it was only a one-time thing, right? So you're telling me that you slept with this jerk and now you could be pregnant with his kid?!

Victoria: Yeah, it's possible.

Billy: No! Damn it, no! It's not possible! After everything we've been through, all the -- the fertility treatments and the shots and the hormones and all the disappointments!

Victoria: I'm sorry.

Billy: Listen to me, Vicki. You don't have anything to be sorry about, okay? Listen to me. This is our baby. Yours and mine. I know this. I-I can feel it.

Victoria: Billy, look, until I'm 14 weeks along, we can't draw blood to do the test, so you thinking that this baby is for sure yours, it's just magical thinking.

Billy: No, it's more than that. Think about it, Vicki. This baby is our dream. It's our heart's desires, everything that we've wanted as a couple. To have another child to raise that's created from our love. It's the light at the end of the tunnel after Delia. Your pregnancy is a sign, and that is the only way to interpret it.

Victoria: Sign of what? Do you think that if this baby is yours that means that we should be back together?

Nick: All right, you asked for my opinion. I gave it to you. Don't shoot the messenger.

Abby: Sharon did way worse things than Tyler, and you two were together.

Nick: We're talking about your relationship right now, not mine.

Abby: At my engagement party, you said that you hoped that Tyler and I get through a rough patch with a lot less pain than you and Sharon, so it seems like you made the comParison first.

Nick: It's been a long road back for me and Sharon.

Abby: But you made it. And you're madly in love again, right? So why can't Tyler and I get past our problems?

Nick: It's two completely different situations. Sharon and I were married before for years. We have children together.

Abby: The things that Tyler did aren't a fraction as bad as some of the stuff Sharon pulled.

Nick: Okay, you're only mad at me right now because you know deep down that I'm right. Things are not gonna get better for you and Tyler. He's always gonna tell you half truths and hide stuff. Admit it. Your gut is telling you that you shouldn't marry this guy.

Abby: Well, if I had known you were gonna be so negative, I wouldn't have asked for your opinion.

Nick: Okay, well, then I guess I could have gone that route. I could have just told you, "yeah, marry the guy. Everything's gonna be great." And then a year later when you get divorced, you are gonna be mad at me anyways. Hey, faith. Faith, we got to go. Look, Abby, I'll admit Tyler's connection to Mariah is clouding my feelings about the guy. Just -- you're a smart girl. Trust your gut.

Tyler: Mariah needs more help than I can give her, and she's lost all her money.

Sharon: Right. Yeah. I know about that.

Tyler: Yeah, so she can't afford a decent attorney. You know, they've assigned her some public defender who's not any good. She's gonna end up doing time. She needs someone to show up who gives a damn, you know, someone who can advocate for her, someone who can guide her.

Sharon: Tyler, what -- what do you expect me to do about this? Okay, she -- she looks like my daughter, but that's not a reason for me to remain involved with her. Mariah has a lot of problems, but frankly, right now, so do I.

Tyler: I know. I understand that.

Sharon: Nick wants me to stay away from her. He's right. Why come to me with this?

Tyler: She asked for you.

Devon: So, what happens next after the nudge? Hilary and I are -- are going at it in the sheets, and then you tell Neil to go and find me on some pretext, and he walks in and sees me with his new lady, and then what?

Lily: Well, I don't know. I haven't thought it out that far, but I like where your head's at.

Devon: Do you remember what happened with Tyra and the rift that caused between me and Neil? I don't want to do that again. And I sure as hell don't want to do it to Hilary.

Lily: Hilary? Why would you care about her feelings?

Devon: Just drop it, 'cause I don't want any part of this.

Lily: Even though you know what she's capable of? She could get him drinking again.

Devon: I think that you and I need to realize that there's probably nothing we can do about dad and Hilary. We might just have to get used to it.

Lily: And can you get used to it?

Hilary: You have a question for me. Should I be worried?

Neil: No, don't worry about it. Um, you know, seeing Leslie reminded me of something that is very critical to me. Um, hey, Hilary... how do you feel about marriage?

Hilary: Wow. Neil, um...

Neil: What? What? What's wrong?

Hilary: So much for no pressure.

Neil: No, no. Don't get this wrong here. It's not a proposal, nothing like that.

Hilary: You're trying to figure out if I'm worth dating. You want to see if I'm gonna end up in a church one day because of the way things fell apart with you and Leslie.

Neil: Hilary, don't get so defensive here. This is a conversation that I should have had with Leslie a couple of years ago, so how about it? Why don't we have it right now? Come on. Sit down for a second. Talk to me. Come here. What are you -- what are you thinking about? Hmm?

Hilary: Um... I'm thinking about a little girl. Her mom was an alcoholic, and her father just plain wasn't around. And she used to fantasize a lot about how life would be when she was all grown up. She would, um... she would put on this white nightgown and use her mother's old slip as a veil and pretend that she was a bride... walking down the aisle... into a lifetime of "happily ever afters." All she needed was a groom.

Neil: So, are you saying that you're not against the principle of marriage and that if I asked you one day to marry me that you'd consider it?

Hilary: I'm saying... that it's not out of the question.

Nick: Things are not gonna get better for you and Tyler. He's always gonna tell you half truths and hide stuff. Admit it. Your gut is telling you that you shouldn't marry this guy.

Nick: Ooh! I love you! Love you!

Sharon: Put your PJs on and brush your teeth. I'll be up with my phone and we can take pictures of your manicure.

Nick: That little girl worships her aunt Abby. They're so cute together. I'm glad they have each other. You know, when I grew up, I didn't have a lot of aunts and uncles and cousins around. I'm glad our kids do.

Sharon: Nick, I need a favor.

Nick: Sure. What's up?

Sharon: Could you look after faith for a few days?

Nick: Of course. Why? Are you going somewhere?

Sharon: Yes. Portland. To help Mariah.

Chelsea: If that child is Billy's, I hope you'll have the decency to bow out gracefully. You'd never be able to get between them anyway if that child is theirs.

Stitch: Why are you so invested in Billy and Victoria? When did you become such a cheerleader for them? Is it your guilty conscience trying to make up for what your husband did to Billy's daughter?

Chelsea: Get out of my house.

Stitch: Gladly.

[Door slams]

Billy: Are you gonna stand there and tell me you've forgotten how the two of us have longed to have a child together?

Victoria: Of course not! But the fact that it actually happened doesn't really change anything between us.

Billy: How can you say that?

Victoria: It doesn't change history, Billy! It doesn't fix our problems.

Billy: Our problems are insignificant compared to this huge miracle our having a baby is.

Victoria: Insignificant? Are you kidding me?

Victor: Vicki, we will go to counseling, okay, but, sweetheart, this -- this baby is a sign.

Victoria: You keep saying that.

Billy: That's because it is! It's a sign that we belong together! And as soon as you have this baby in your arms and I am standing right next to you, we will finally be the family we were meant to be!

Victoria: And how are you gonna feel if this baby is Ben's? What kind of a sign will that be?

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Tyler: Don't do this, Abby. Don't --

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