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Episode # 10334 ~ Billy makes a discovery; Chelsea & Adam celebrate.

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Adam: The judge's chambers are on the other side of the building.

Chelsea: Adam, Adam, Adam. Wait.

Adam: Baby heavy?

Chelsea: No, no, it's not that. It's not that. I just feel like we need to slow down a little bit.

Adam: Baby, we know we're on a schedule, so we got to --

Chelsea: Well, I know. That seems to be part of the problem. I mean, am I forcing you into this or something?

Adam: Come on. You know I don't get forced into anything -- ever.

Chelsea: Well, did I rush this, insisting we get married now before Paris?

[Connor fussing]

Chelsea: Oh, it's okay.

Adam: Hey. Look, we've got a license. We've got a pint-size, little best man. We got a judge, witnesses. I'm not being forced into anything, but we're in a rush. We got to go.

Chelsea: If you're so happy about this, why do I feel like you're just trying to get it over with? I mean, aren't you happy about marrying me?

[Connor crying]

Jack: Stupid tie. I can usually do this in my sleep.

Kyle: Maybe that's the point. You haven't had any sleep.

Jack: Neither have you. Neither has Hilary.

[Knock on door]

Jack: Oh, speak of the devil.

Hilary: Oh, well, you look refreshed. What's your secret?

Jack: A hot shower and cold orange juice. What do you got there?

Hilary: A package from Mexico -- drugs delivered right to your doorstep. Or P.O. Box.

Kyle: We spent hours last night trying to find the trail between the drugs and Bonaventure and Newman-Chancellor. And the key was in your mailbox all along.

Jack: So, this is viva-surge. The drug that nearly killed my daughter. Victor will answer for this.

Avery: "The path is long and strewn with rocks that cause you pain and block your way. But once you internalize your personal compass by following the 15 guideposts in this book, the rocks will become as inconsequential as marshmallows beneath your feet."

Dylan: Marshmallows? [Laughing] Wait a minute. Marshmallows? It doesn't say marshmallows.

Avery: It sure does.

Dylan: I can't believe people fall for this garbage. Come on.

Avery: Well, some people want to be saved. They feel lost.

Dylan: [Sighs] They want to be saved by marshmallows?

Avery: I don't know. Whatever works.

Dylan: This guy is a scam artist.

Avery: Look, if someone promises you they're gonna make all the decisions for you and they're gonna give you peace and serenity -- [Sighs] -- I don't know. I can see why that would seem like a blessing. And I'm sure it did to Nikki as a teenager.

Dylan: You mean when she met Ian Ward.

Nikki: Lily, actually you'll have a lot of ideas from your modeling days to stylishly update the club, huh?

Lily: Oh, thank you. Of course, yeah, no. I can't even sleep because I have so many ideas just flying through my brain.

Victoria: New projects are so exciting. It's like Christmas for adults.

Lily: Yes.

Nikki: Have Charlie and Mattie seen the club yet?

Cane: Actually, they had a sleepover last night in the suite with me, and now Charlie's addicted to room service.

Nikki: Oh, no. You have my condolences.

[Laughter]

Nikki: And you have our gratitude for taking on the Delia project event.

Cane: Thank you.

Victoria: Things must be so exciting for you two, just getting started.

Lily: No, yeah. It's great. It just ups the energy level. And, plus, we're just so excited that you guys want to have the event here. And we wanted to help out Billy and Chloe, as well.

Cane: Yeah, Delia is very close to my heart.

Victoria: I know that Billy appreciates that, and he'll thank you in person when he gets here.

Lily: [Chuckles] Okay.

Victoria: He just said that he had something urgent to handle first.

Adam: Chelsea, look at me. You're saving me every single day that you decide not to wake up and run the other direction.

Chelsea: Adam, I'm being serious.

Adam: I'm being serious, too. You, me, this little guy -- we're a team. We're magic. Considering the fact that I thought I lost you, I'm surprised this day even came.

Chelsea: Then why are you being so jumpy?

Adam: I'm not jumpy.

Chelsea: Maybe to the rest of the world you're not, but I can tell you're jumpy.

Adam: Okay, if you jump from one continent to the other, yeah, maybe you're a little bit jumpy, all right? But, I promise, we go to Paris, jumpy no more. Right? Right?

Chelsea: Billy. Hi.

Billy: Hi. What are you guys doing here?

Chelsea: We're meeting with the judge.

Billy: You got arrested?

Chelsea: God, Billy, no. [Laughing] Adam's not getting arrested. Why would you even go there? We're meeting with the judge to marry us.

Billy: Well, it wouldn't be the first time, would it? [Chuckles] Maybe, uh, just one more arrest for old time's sake before you guys -- what do you call it -- jump the pond?

Adam: Yeah. Whatever. I'll pass on that. What did you do to your hand?

Billy: Don't worry about that. I fought the door. The door won. Married at a courthouse. That's romantic. Why the rush?

Chelsea: Well, it's actually my fault. I wanted us to get married before we got on the plane tonight.

Billy: Tonight? You're leaving tonight? That's too soon.

Jack: The timing of this wedding couldn't be any worse. We're making progress on Bonaventure, Summer's in the hospital.

Hilary: Okay. Come on. We can't let the boss to a wedding without a tie.

Jack: No, it --

Hilary: Don't even try to argue.

Kyle: I think you need to run and go see Summer. She's gonna be okay. And Hilary and I, we can handle Bonaventure for awhile.

Jack: And I don't want to let Adam down.

Kyle: It's still weird to hear you talk about him like he's a friend.

Jack: He is a friend. And he's been through the fire.

Kyle: A fire which he lit himself.

Jack: It doesn't matter. He's changed. He's a different man than he once was. Add to that, he's got Victor breathing down his neck. He plays some kind of mind games with his son, and I want to know what they are.

Kyle: Nothing can mess with your head like a parent.

Hilary: Well, before you leave, let's make sure we have our chain of events nailed down. Chancellor acquired Bonaventure, and Newman merged with Chancellor. So, is Victor even aware that one of his companies is selling unapproved meds through Mexico?

Kyle: And selling these drugs on the internet -- that is a definite no-no.

Jack: I think we have him whether he knows or not. Ignorance is not a defense that a man of Victor's power can claim. He's responsible. Now we just have to get the information to the FDA. The more information, the better. We give them ammunition, and they can finish the job for us.

Hilary: There.

Jack: I'm suitable for a wedding?

Hilary: You'll do.

Jack: Thanks.

Devon: Hey, mind if I join you guys?

Cane: Hey!

Nikki: Well, the new owner of the athletic club. It's an honor, Mr. Hamilton. Please sit down.

Devon: Oh, please. [Chuckles]

Nikki: You happen to be on the planning committee?

Devon: I just want to help out wherever I can.

Victoria: Well, you have excellent timing, because the chairman of the board, my tardy husband, is going to be a little bit delayed and Kelly can't make it. She has another meeting.

Lily: Kelly, the woman who was here the other day?

Victoria: Yeah, she helped to structure the nonprofit. She's an amazing woman. She's got some really great ideas.

Nikki: Okay, let's get the financials out of the way first, shall we? Were you able to get the estimates, Cane, for the rentals and the catering?

Cane: Yeah, I have the numbers per your specs. Let me pull up the files for you.

Nikki: While you do that, I'm gonna grab a club soda.

Devon: Nikki, hey, I know we're short-staffed, but I'm sure I can flag down a waiter for you.

Nikki: You know what? It's okay, because I know my way around a bar. Sit down.

Devon: Okay. Okay.

Nikki: Club soda, please.

Victoria: Okay, well, I'm gonna try Billy again. Excuse me.

Devon: Okay.

Victoria: Mom. This is what I've missed -- seeing you in action. You're such a pro.

Nikki: [Chuckles] Oh, well, it's not my first rodeo, you know? I've done a lot of events.

Victoria: I know, I know. But on such short notice.

Nikki: Hey, I was able to do the Veterans’ Day event in under a week, although I did have ulterior motives, I admit.

Victoria: For a man that you wanted to honor -- your son. There's nothing wrong with that.

Nikki: I exploited an event to get close to Dylan. But because of that, I was able to give him the first hug that I've been able to since he was born.

Victoria: Have you talked to Dylan lately?

Victoria: No. Last I knew, he was out trying to find Ian Ward.

Victoria: And that worries you, huh?

Nikki: Yes, it does. I think it's very dangerous. Dylan has every right to have answers about who he is, but I hope to God he never finds Ian, and Ian never finds him.

Dylan: Man, that stuff in the book is nonsense. Nikki's too smart for that.

Avery: Well, she was practically a child at the time.

Dylan: [Sighs]

Avery: Think about all the crazy, risky things you've done in your life, especially when you were young. Looking for answers sometimes can take people to terrible places, and Ian didn't look for people that were healthy and happy and grounded. No, he found people that were lost and he gave them direction, and if he's John Darwin, he's still doing the same thing.

Dylan: So, Nikki's looking for guidance and ends up pregnant with some egomaniac's kid.

Avery: [Sighs]

Dylan: No wonder she didn't want me to find him. Maybe it's better that I didn't, for her sake.

Avery: And what about your sake? Are you still thinking about letting go?

Dylan: Honestly, even if this John Darwin is the guy I'm looking for, I don't need the kind of answers he has to offer. I have the answer that matters.

Avery: I do, too.

Adam: Actually, tonight isn't too soon. It's perfect.

Billy: Why the rush?

Adam: It's Paris. Enough said.

Billy: You know, I remember the last time you were gonna move to Paris. I bought you a box of croissants, offered to drive you to the airport. Remember that?

Adam: I do. You were pretty anxious to have me go. So, what's different this time?

Billy: I just don't understand the hurry. I got news for you. Paris is still gonna be there. It's gonna be there for a long time.

Adam: Yeah, but the house we're looking at might not be, and this little guy, he can't wait to go.

Chelsea: Oh, my gosh. You know what? I left Ellie the elephant in the car. Maybe I should get it. He may get fussy during the ceremony.

Adam: Oh, peanut is a champ. He'll be fine. He'll be all right. And don't you dare think about leaving me at the altar.

Chelsea: [Chuckles] Never. I was hoping I could stop by your house later, say goodbye to Johnny.

Billy: Sure, yeah. Absolutely.

Chelsea: Victoria will always be his mom, but he'll always be in my heart. So will Delia. Every single time Connor opens his eyes, we'll be thanking you and Chloe. You know that, right?

Billy: Yeah.

Chelsea: You deserve to be happy. And find peace.

Billy: So do you. I hope you get all the happiness you deserve.

Victoria: Billy's obviously been held up, so why don't we just go ahead and get back into it, and I can fill him in later on everything.

Nikki: That's too bad. I'd like to have his input, but we do need to get moving on these other details.

Cane: Well, we want you to be happy with the event.

Lily: Yeah, we're unveiling our new vision of the club as much as you're introducing the Delia project to the world.

Nikki: I think elegance is a must.

Victoria: Oh, yes, but elegance comes at a price.

Lily: [Chuckles]

Nikki: Yeah, what we really need is an underwriter. Maybe a vineyard to supply the champagne.

Victoria: And a florist to donate the centerpieces.

Cane: Well, can you reach out to those people at such short notice?

Victoria: We can do it piecemeal, but it would be a lot better if we just had someone to finance the whole thing.

Lily: God, I wish I knew somebody who had a lot of money, who had deep pockets, you know? Somebody who wants to make a grand first impression of his new venture.

Devon: It's a good idea. I should call somebody who's rich.

[Both laugh]

Devon: I'm just joking.

Nikki: I hate to put you on the spot, but would you consider underwriting our event?

Devon: Of course, Nikki. I'd be honored to. It's the least I can do for Delia and the foundation.

Victoria: You've done so much already. I mean, you offered a huge reward to find the person that ran down Delia.

Devon: Yeah, well, too bad it didn't do much good. 'Cause the driver is still out there.

Chelsea: And when it comes to that "speak now" section, if you can just focus on your pacifier, little man. Because Mommy wants to marry Daddy before we get to Paris and he sees all those gorgeous French women, huh? What do you think about that? [Chuckles]

Adam: And you tell your mom there's only one woman I will ever look at. True story. I will walk around France blindfolded if I have to.

[Banging on door]

Anita: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I changed my clothes six times, redid the hair.

Chelsea: Of course, you did.

Anita: Sweet cheeks, you asked me to stand up with you, and that called for a whole new coiffure.

Chelsea: It's okay. It's okay, Mom. You're not late.

Anita: I just thought that Chloe might try to swoop in and take my place, but I guess she's not a fan of the groom. No offense.

Adam: I had no idea.

Anita: You are number one with me, Adam, even if you are taking my daughter so far away. And you -- I'm so proud of you. And grateful that you let me be here for this. You're gonna have it all. Yes, you are! Such a family!

Chelsea: Well, everybody deserves a second chance. All of us.

Anita: Actually, some people deserve a kick in the head, but not you two. And may I just say I was so wrong about Dylan. I mean, I almost thought he was the right one, and I did, but deep down, I always knew you were the right guy for my girl. And good for you for holding out for that ring. I mean, it is killer. Mommy has a killer ring, honey. Oh. Sweetie.

Billy: Hey.

Kevin: This would be?

Billy: You wanted me to bring you something you could use to help my find my daughter's killer. There you go. Take a look at it.

Kevin: Web posts from a message board?

Billy: Yeah, well, if you take a look, anonymous certainly had an interest in Delia's hit-and-run. Just read it.

Kevin: Billy, a lot of people post as anonymous.

Billy: And that's why I need you and your big ol' hacker brain to help me out here. And you can crack this. Now, just take a look at it. Help me out. Come on, Kevin. There we go.

Dylan: You feel good?

Avery: Good isn't the word.

Dylan: I mean, it just feels so good to touch you again. It feels like no time has passed.

Avery: For me, too.

Dylan: What was I thinking trying to keep my distance, trying to do this all by myself? Why didn't you tell me I was stupid?

Avery: I did. I had tried many times and many ways, but no matter how I phrased it, you just weren't bright enough to understand it.

Dylan: Okay, you were right. Did you hear what I just said? That you're right?

Avery: I did. Thank you.

Dylan: Now, it should always be just you and me. And for our next move -- let's go home.

Avery: So, no more Ian Ward?

Dylan: I don't need anything from him.

Avery: Then it's over? Oh. What will we talk about?

Dylan: I don't know. About how speechless you leave me.

Avery: Then no talking?

Dylan: Nope. Shh.

Nikki: The theme is crucial. It sets the tone for the whole event. Have there been any discussions about that?

Victoria: Yes, there have been discussions.

Lily: Yeah.

Cane: Very productive discussions.

Devon: He means not at all.

Lily: Well, because some people have no vision.

Devon: Really?

Lily: Yes.

Devon: You're gonna do this again?

Lily: Nope, I'm not going to. I'm going to excuse myself and hope that you two boys come to your senses.

Devon: Okay.

Lily: Excuse me.

Cane: All right.

Nikki: Thank you for underwriting the fundraiser.

Devon: Of course.

Nikki: Katherine would be so thrilled to know that her grandson is honoring Delia like this. And she would love hearing that you're gonna breathe new life into the athletic club. I mean, it's a town icon. So was she. I know you're gonna really make it shine.

Devon: Thank you.

Cane: And the best part is he's not gonna tell us that our ideas are too expensive, right?

Nikki: Ah, well, that's the spirit. [Laughs]

Devon: And, you know, I really like this place. I really like being here.

Kyle: And Chancellor picked up Bonaventure when it was not turning a profit.

Hilary: Well, the real issue is whether Victor owned Bonaventure when it started selling unapproved drugs into Mexico, and then back into the US via the internet.

Kyle: Yeah, but, see, it's all right here. The sales began after Bonaventure was a Newman-Chancellor entity, not when it was just Chancellor. That makes Victor responsible.

Hilary: This is exactly the kind of thing we were hoping to find. But you seem disappointed.

Kyle: Victor was my stepfather for about half a second, but, still, he was somebody that I respected, someone I admired. Working for him, all that started to come back.

Hilary: Even though the only reason you went to Newman-Chancellor was for your father's sake?

Kyle: [Chuckles] Well, in the eternal Jack vs. Victor war, I am and I always will be team Jack. But Victor's an easy guy to look up to.

Hilary: Yeah. Your dad was worried you'd get sucked in.

Kyle: He was probably worried that Victor would let me down again, and he has.

Hilary: Hey. Moguls, [Chuckles] They don't have a lot of principles, as a rule. Your dad's an exception.

Kyle: I didn't get the killer instinct. If I had, I might be a little bit better at business, a little more useful to my father.

Hilary: These -- they didn't just float into Jack's hands. You're the only reason we know about Bonaventure, and Summer ended up in the ER because of this very drug, and we know the reason why because of you. Your dad, he's grateful. He knows he's lucky to have you, and you're lucky to have him.

Kyle: I'm sorry about your mom. Must be hard not to have anyone like that.

Hilary: Yeah. It is. But having a job and a boss like Jack, a friend like him -- it all gets a little easier.

Anita: Here, I want you to take these earrings.

Chelsea: Uh, no.

Anita: What? Take them!

Chelsea: No, Mom. I'm good.

Anita: We have to figure out the something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Do you want to have bad luck?

Chelsea: Yes. That's exactly what I want, is bad luck. No! Why would you even say something like that?

[Door opens]

Anita: Okay --

Jack: Best wishes and glad tidings.

Adam: Hey. Glad you could make it, Jack. Yes, I know it was short notice.

Jack: Yes, it was.

Anita: Here, just stuff 'em in your bra.

Chelsea: Because that's comfortable.

Anita: Oh!

Jack: Why don't we give the ladies a chance to, you know, and we can go find the judge.

Chelsea: [Chuckles] Don't leave me alone with her.

Adam: Paris is looking better and better and better, isn't it?

Chelsea: Oh.

Anita: Aww. Sweetie.

Adam: So, you gonna be offering me some pre-wedding advice?

Jack: Nope. One question. What is the rush? If this is about keeping Victor away from Connor, I can diffuse the black knight.

Adam: Yeah?

Jack: Yeah, you gave me the legal authority to do it. That and I have a new sword to hang over Victor's head -- a bright, shiny, very sharp sword we can both use to bring him down. What do you say? You don't have to run off to France to get out from under the old man's thumb.

Adam: Thank you, Jack. But I'm gonna be getting on that plane. Taking my family far, far away from here.

Billy: You got this one about the driver's guilt and torture, like his suffering is gonna make me feel any better. That's what he wants. He wants absolution. He wants me to say, "oh, man. I am sorry for you. I feel so bad for you. Let me forget about my dead daughter." That's what this guy wants.

Kevin: And you think this guy is the driver, not just some internet bozo yanking your chain.

Billy: And that's how we're gonna nail him.

Kevin: [Sighs] Billy, this is a time suck. Look, we've got something going here, okay? A lead, and I can't be wasting time on your hunch.

Billy: You got a lead? You got a lead? Great. What lead do you got? What about this lead?

Kevin: License plate kind. We're waiting on the DMV.

Billy: Everybody's always waiting on the DMV -- everybody. In the meantime, I didn't pull this out of thin air, Kevin. This is more than just a hunch.

Kevin: Okay, then, I'll get to it after I follow my trail.

Billy: That's too late, Kevin! The guy who killed my daughter is right there. We can touch him. This is Delia's killer. Now, listen to me, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not my place. But just please tell me what you're working on. If we wait any longer, it's gonna be too late. I promise you that.

Adam: By God and by law, you've promised to be there for my son.

Jack: If anything happened to you, yes. I gave my word.

Adam: But if I go get on that plane, then you don't have to step up. That will solve everything. And that is what has to happen.

Jack: You're running. You know that and I know that. You can trust me to look after Connor, you can trust me to tell me what Victor has on you.

Judge: Which one of you is the groom?

Kevin: What do you mean, it could be too late? Do you know who killed Delia?

Billy: Kevin, if I knew who killed my daughter, do you think I'd be in here with you right now?

Kevin: But you have an idea.

Billy: I've got an inkling. It's in my gut.

Kevin: [Sighs] Well, an inkling, I guess that's better than a hunch. Look, Billy, help me help you, and let me get back to work.

Billy: You know what, man? I've won a lot of money trusting my gut

Kevin: Yeah, you've also lost a fortune, landed on your ass in Hong Kong.

Billy: She's my kid, Kevin. She's every thought in my brain. And you got that genius hacker brain, right, man? So, you can confirm this. I mean, you can do this for me, you can do it for Chloe, you can do it for Delia.

Nikki: Something sweet and childlike.

Victoria: Oh, yeah. I like that. A giant sweet shop, candy tables.

Lily: That's good.

Devon: Look, these are at-risk kids with a lot of energy they need to channel, so what about a theme that's, like, about extreme sports?

Lily: What, where all the guests are rich adults?

Devon: Well, what's your idea?

Lily: I think ancient Egypt. You know, it's very dramatic and there's lots of gold and --

Cane: Mummies?

Devon: [Chuckles]

Lily: Okay.

Hilary: How about a fairy-tale theme? "Once upon a winter's evening"?

Lily: I think that's gonna be a no. Sorry about that.

Nikki: Actually, I think that that just might work.

Dylan: Did you get your toothbrush?

Avery: And your razor.

Dylan: Well, what do I do with this? Try to recycle it or leave it for the next guy for a laugh?

Avery: [Laughs] "To look out into the world is to look within ourselves."

Dylan: "If I'm really standing on my head, am I standing on my feet?" This just -- come on. This is a bunch of gibberish.

Avery: And yet people think they need it. 'Cause John Darwin knew what he was doing, and so did Ian Ward, and if he's your father, then --

Dylan: Ian Ward exploited a young girl looking for help. That's the reason I exist, but that's not a father.

Avery: That's true. And there are a million reasons why you exist, and one of them is so I can be with you. And, despite how you were conceived, I think Nikki is really grateful that you're in the world.

Dylan: Yeah, she's pretty impressive.

Avery: What?

Dylan: You know, the more research I do, the more I understand her. And I don't know if I've been fair to her.

Avery: And what would be fair, Dylan? Are you ready to have a relationship with her?

Lily: Well, Nikki, let's not jump to any conclusions.

Nikki: You're right. I am reconsidering my initial reaction to the fairy tale idea.

Lily: Good. Good.

Nikki: I don't just think it'll work. I think it will be perfect, and Delia would have loved it.

Devon: Yeah.

Victoria: Seconded.

Lily: Well, I mean, there's just too many problems with it, and, plus, Hilary is not a part of the planning committee.

Devon: What does it matter if she is or not? You take it and you use it. It's a good idea.

Hilary: Thank you, Devon.

Nikki: Cane, as manager of the athletic club, what is your professional opinion?

Cane: If it's what you like, Nikki, it works for me.

Nikki: All right, then. We have a decision.

Victoria: All right. Meeting adjourned.

Nikki: Excellent.

Victoria: All right.

Nikki: I will see you all soon. Start thinking about great ideas to add to the details. I'm very excited. Once upon a winter evening.

Devon: [Chuckles]

Cane: Well, good work, folks. I'm looking forward to this.

Nikki: Okay. Yeah. Me too. Excuse me.

Victoria: Bye-bye.

Cane: Bye.

Devon: Think you just earned one on the house.

Hilary: Well, I wouldn't say no.

Devon: Let's go.

Lily: Well, what the hell was that about? You leave me hanging, but that woman, you back her up?

Cane: I was not backing her up. We told Devon we would take it easy on Hilary.

Lily: Oh, well, I can't. I'm sorry.

Cane: Well, maybe you need to for Devon's sake.

Lily: You know what? It's never gonna happen. Never.

Nikki: Are you staying?

Victoria: Oh, yeah. Just a little bit longer to see if Billy shows up.

Nikki: Did he ever tell you what was so important?

Victoria: You know, Mom, he's been spending a lot of time online again. That grief chat room.

Nikki: Instead of going to the support group?

Victoria: He's searching for something. I'm not sure it's support. I was kind of hoping that him chairing the foundation would give him something positive to focus on, but these internet strangers, I don't think they're gonna give him the answer that he's looking for.

Billy: Just tell me what you and Alex were working on. Come on. Quid pro quo, right? I mean, I told you about the chat room guy.

Kevin: Billy, I can't.

Billy: You're not supposed to. Doesn't mean you can't.

Kevin: [Sighs] We have a witness.

Billy: You have someone who saw the person who killed my daughter and this is the first time I'm hearing about it from you?

Kevin: No, he just saw the car screech to a halt, saw a guy get out of the black SUV.

Billy: Face -- did they see the face?

Kevin: Just the license plate. Said that it started with a "g," but the "g" got no hits from the DMV, right?

Billy: Okay, yeah.

Kevin: But what I think -- I think this guy saw a 6 and mistook it for a "G." So now I'm contacting the DMV and pulling plates in a seven-county area on black SUVs that start with a 6.

Billy: You contacted the DMV. And now you're what? You're waiting for them to respond to you kindly? You're a hacker, Kevin. Hack into their database. What the hell is wrong with you?

Kevin: What's wrong with me is that I have a cop over my shoulder, and I have to do everything by the book. It has to be legit if we want this guy to fight, and I think that's what we both want, right?

Billy: Oh, yeah. I want him fried. I want to flip the switch.

****

Adam: Come here. Are you ready?

Chelsea: I am so ready. So is Connor.

Anita: All right. Make my baby legal, Adam.

Judge: We gather together in the presence of these witnesses. Will you love, honor, and cherish her, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, keeping her only unto yourself, as long as you both shall live?

Adam: I will.

Chelsea: I will.

Officiant: By the power vested in me by the state of Wisconsin --

Adam: One second. I'm sorry.

Chelsea: Too late. You already said you will.

Adam: I want to make this official. Part of the vows. You asked me if I was happy. You make me happy in a way I can hardly explain. With you, I get to live a life never imagined, didn't even have the nerve to hope for. The mistakes that I've made and the things that I've done -- you and Connor -- you're proof that I can do better, that I can be better. I will spend every day working to deserve this life. That is my promise. That is my vow.

Chelsea: Your mistakes -- the biggest was mine. I lied. I kept the greatest gift in the world from you, and yet you still forgave me, because you have such a big heart. A bigger heart than you give yourself credit for. You are a good man, Adam. Don't you know that by now? And I am so proud to be your wife. Again. [Chuckles]

Judge: And I now pronounce you, married.

Chelsea: [Laughs]

Anita: Yay! Oh, my goodness! Isn't this great? Mommy and Daddy are married! Yes, they are!

Jack: Congratulations.

Anita: I know! So happy for us. Aww.

Dylan: I feel for Nikki. She was young, exploited. She had the guts to look for the kid that was the result of something so traumatic. She's a lot braver than I gave her credit for. But a relationship -- I don't know.

Avery: Okay, well, no one's saying that you have to get too close.

Dylan: I just, you know, I can't see her as my mother yet. But she's a person I can respect. I can see that.

Avery: And she's worried about you.

Dylan: Okay, I'll call her and tell her not to worry.

Avery: Good.

Dylan: And I'm gonna tell her that the trail to Ian Ward ended here.

Nikki: [Gasps]

Ian: Hello, Nikki. Remember me?

Nikki: Ian.

Devon: You know, Nikki loved your idea.

Hilary: And your sister loved the idea of hating my idea.

Devon: Yeah. She wasn't very receptive.

Hilary: As a matter of fact, I don't think Lily loves anything more than she loves hating me.

Devon: You just have to give her time.

Hilary: I can give her all kinds of time. I can give her all kinds of space. She's still gonna despise me.

Devon: I would usually disagree with you to make you feel better, but I can't lie. I really do think she hates every fiber of your being, and she enjoys it. [Laughs]

Hilary: It just doesn't make any sense. I was trying to help with a charity event that's honoring a sweet little girl. How can she find fault in that?

Devon: Well, 'cause, you know, it's not about the charity, and some people take things more personally than others. And the hurt is deeper and lasts longer.

Hilary: Yeah, well, your dad was the injured party, and he's forgiven me. You've forgiven me.

Devon: Who says I've forgiven you?

Hilary: [Chuckles] Well, then, you're at least civil with me.

Devon: Well, that's because, technically, Hilary, you're my tenant.

Hilary: Oh. So that's what we have. This is strictly a tenant-landlord relationship

Devon: Absolutely.

Hilary: So, if I didn't live here at the club, you would shun me like Lily does?

Devon: I'd be worse.

Hilary: I don't believe you.

Devon: Why not?

Hilary: Because you are a terrible liar, Devon. [Chuckles]

[Glasses clink]

Victoria: Billy, it's me. Boy, okay. I guess you're still tied up. Well, um, the meeting was productive. But I was just standing here thinking, after all of our wars with Adam, he's the one person that's making this Delia project happen. I mean, it's all because of him.

***

Billy: Hey. Ooh. You must be Ellie the elephant. I know a little guy who's gonna be missing you. Yep. Baby seat, check. I think this is Adam's car. You, my friend, are almost as good as home.

****

Kevin: Uh, yeah. Orders of Detective Chavez. Well, just check the e-mail I just sent you. Registered black SUVs with license plates starting with a 6. It's a fatality. A little kid. Okay. Let me know. Thank you. [Sighs]

Anita: Whoo-hoo!

[Laughter]

Anita: There we go!

Chelsea: Okay, Mom. It's nice, but the judge's chambers? Really?

Anita: I pay taxes. [Laughs]

Chelsea: Mom.

Anita: Okay.

Jack: Adam, you are one lucky man. Congratulations.

Adam: Thank you, Jack.

Chelsea: [Sweetly] What do you think, little guy, huh?

Anita: Aww.

Chelsea: Oh, yes, your mommy and daddy just made it official, huh?

Adam: True blue. Married and legal.

Chelsea: Mm-hmm. Nothing will ever separate our little family again. Hmm?

Adam: Come here, you. [Smooches]

Chelsea: Yes. Yes.

*****

Billy: I'll tell you what. My little long-nosed friend, if Connor loves you half as much as Delia loved Pinkerton, well, then you are loved indeed. [Chuckles] Really, huh?

Next, on "The Young and the Restless"...

Nikki: Ian.

Ian: You do remember me.

Adam: This is goodbye, Jack.

Jack: You're talking like I'm never gonna see you again.

Victor: Why would that be?

[Laptop slams shut]

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