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Episode # 10190 ~ Adam makes a discovery; during a celebration, Kyle receives a surprise.

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Phyllis: Happy birthday.

Jack: Is it, now?

Phyllis: Mm-hmm.

Jack: Yeah.

Phyllis: [Chuckles] I've been trying to figure out what to give you.

Jack: What have you come up with?

Phyllis: Well, I thought that I would make you breakfast. Well, okay. Then I figured it wouldn't be a good idea to poison you on your birthday.

Jack: Yeah, actually, our kids gave me what I want most.

Phyllis: The nine iron you wanted.

Jack: Uh, no. Privacy.

Phyllis: Oh. Kyle and Summer went out?

Jack: We have the house to ourselves. So, now, what do you think you want to give me?

Phyllis: Um...

Jack: I'll give you a couple hints.

[Doorbell rings]

Jack: Oh, come -- this better be a birthday delivery of some kind.

Billy: [Chuckles] Hello. Happy birthday, my much older brother.

Jack: I knew I shouldn't have opened the door.

Billy: Am I interrupting something?

Phyllis: Uh, no. Um, listen, I'll let Billy keep you company, um...until I get back.

Jack: Wait, wait. Get back from where?

Phyllis: Um, it's a surprise! It's your birthday. It's a surprise. [Smooches] Uh, yay!

Abby: A coconut, honey smoothie and dark chocolate.

Victoria: For breakfast?

Abby: Yeah. They are three of the top-five foods for fighting depression.

Victoria: [Sighs] Thanks.

Abby: Be glad I went with those, because the other ones were cabbage and asparagus.

Victoria: Who said I was depressed?

Abby: For starters, probably your mirror.

Victoria: Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't get any sleep last night.

Abby: I ran into Billy at Boulevard. He told me you kicked him out.

Victoria: Yeah, well, I didn't really have much of a choice.

Abby: I don't blame you. I can't believe he cheated on you. And with Chloe.

Victoria: He didn't.

Abby: Wait, what? You -- you kicked Billy out, and he didn't have an affair?

Victoria: Yeah.

Abby: Maybe I'm unclear on this whole marriage thing, but I thought the fact that your husband didn't have an affair would be a good thing.

Victoria: I could survive a broken heart, but a bullet is another story.

Adam: There she is.

Melanie: Sans briefcase, as requested.

Adam: Actually, I wanted to discuss the Fletcher contract with you.

Melanie: Oh, well, now I feel like an idiot.

Adam: Don't worry about it. I can hang out here for a little while and let you go back to your place, pick up your briefcase. Gotcha.

Melanie: [Chuckles] Only partly. I left my briefcase in the car just in case.

Adam: Okay. Well, I see I might have to work a little harder to fool you, then.

Melanie: Have you ever thought that maybe you don't need to fool me?

Adam: Well, I basically hit a brick wall the other night trying to get to know a little more about you. I'm fairly certain I know more about the Newman Tower security guard than I do you.

Melanie: What can I say? [Chuckling] My life isn't very interesting.

Adam: You should let me be the judge of that.

[Alarm ringing]

Chelsea: [Groans] Go away.

Dylan: Oh, it already did -- three times.

[Alarm stops]

Chelsea: What does it take to make it four times?

Dylan: Come on. You got to get up, take a shower. You're gonna be late for your meeting with Chloe.

Chelsea: Mm, well, you have to go to the coffeehouse, so why don't you shower first?

Dylan: Yeah, yeah, but... [Chuckles] But if I'm late, the only person I have to answer to is me.

Chelsea: [Groans] Well, if we shower together, then we can both make it to work on time.

Dylan: That sounds good, but you're gonna be late, and I'll shower at my place first.

Chelsea: Mm, no. Are you sure?

Dylan: Mm-hmm.

Chelsea: You don't know what you're missing -- the steam shower, um...dual hand-held shower heads with massage features and...temperature controls.

Dylan: Really tempting, but fancy is not my thing. I'm good with functional.

Chelsea: I can do functional.

Dylan: Are you sure you can settle for that?

Chelsea: What do you mean?

Dylan: I mean can you settle for functional? 'Cause that's what you'll be doing if you marry me.

Victoria: There are worse things a husband can do than cheat on you.

Abby: What's worse than cheating?

Victoria: [Sighs] Gambling.

Abby: Billy's gambling again?

Victoria: Yeah. How do you think he got On the Boulevard? He won it in a poker game.

Abby: Shut up. Who wins a restaurant?

Victoria: Billy does. And I believed him when he said he was trying to escape the corporate rat race. Stupid me. It was just part of his cover story.

Abby: Is he still gambling?

Victoria: He says he's not. But I really don't know how I'm supposed to believe him.

Abby: Because even though he can be a selfish jerk, he loves you, and you love him.

Victoria: Yeah. I do. I love him.

Abby: See? Then you can work this out.

Victoria: [Chuckles] You know how they say your life flashes before your eyes right before you're about to die? When I was kidnapped by Billy's gambling buddies, I wasn't thinking about the past. I was thinking about the future and the life that I was not going to have with Johnny and Reed. I can't go through that again.

Jack: Okay. So, what brings you by, little brother, other than not bringing me a birthday present?

Billy: Yeah, sorry about that. Uh, but I haven't seen you in a while, and I thought maybe you and I could catch up.

Jack: Okay, you want to do small talk or you want to get right to it?

Billy: Man, it is scary how well you know me.

Jack: You and Victoria having some problems?

Billy: Now you're getting scarier.

Jack: Hey, it doesn't take any special skills on my part. You have it -- you have it written all over your face. Were there problems with the fertility treatment? Billy?

Billy: You know how I told you that I bought On the Boulevard because I wanted to get out from underneath your shadow and that I wanted to do my own thing?

Jack: Don't tell me. There's more to it.

Billy: I won it in a poker game.

Jack: The restaurant?!

Billy: I won it in a poker game. I've been -- I've been gambling just a bit, you know --

Jack: Billy! Oh, come --

Billy: It's not like I've been planning on just becoming a gambling addict again, okay? It just happened. Especially after what happened with Victoria.

Jack: Then why did you start?

Billy: Because I thought I could make just a few bets and I could walk away.

Jack: You know an addict can't do that, Billy. One hand, one bet and you're right back in it.

Billy: I know. Tell me about it, Jack.

Jack: How much have you lost?

Billy: [Scoffs] More than I ever thought possible.

Kyle: So, you forgive me?

Summer: For canceling our date and going to Chicago with my mom? No.

Kyle: It was just business.

Summer: Oh. Still no.

Kyle: How can I make it up to you?

Summer: Hmm. I don't know. I'll have to think about that.

Kyle: I have some ideas.

Summer: Yeah? Like what?

Kyle: Well, for starters...

Phyllis: Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! There you two are.

Summer: Mom.

Phyllis: Hi. Well, I'm surprised to see you up this early. [Chuckles] In Chicago, I practically had to drag him out of bed. It was probably because of all the wine we consumed the night before, don't you think?

Summer: Wine? Wine. Oh, I thought you guys were working.

Kyle: We were. It was just, um, you know -- it was an intense day, and we were -- we were relaxing.

Phyllis: Intense. Intense. Yeah, intense and exhilarating at the same time. You should have seen the way this guy worked his magic on the women.

Kyle: I was just following your lead.

Phyllis: Oh, he's being modest. He's being really modest. I mean, what about that one girl? That, um -- that second-year law student. I thought that she was gonna faint when you were showing her how to apply the eyeliner.

Kyle: Her face was shaking so bad, I had to put my hand on her.

Phyllis: I don't think she's ever gonna wash her face again. [Laughs]

Kyle: Oh, my God. I'll have to send her some free samples of our facial products.

Phyllis: You know what? Better yet, you could e-mail her. And you know what? I'm planning our next trip. Vegas. What do you think of that?

Kyle: Blue Man Group and blackjack? You're on.

Chelsea: Is that how you think I feel? Like I'm settling?

Dylan: I just -- I know I can't -- can't offer you the things that -- that Adam did. You know, jumping on the company jet, flying to Paris for dinner -- definitely out.

Chelsea: I never liked escargot.

Dylan: Well, what about the big house on the lake? Are you gonna miss that?

Chelsea: I don't miss it now.

Dylan: Okay. I know you got used to that lifestyle. Look, I just -- I just want to be honest. I live a very simple life, and I-I like it that way.

Chelsea: I would never ask you to change.

Dylan: And I wouldn't want you to feel like you had to change either.

Chelsea: Okay. You've just got to stop listening to my mother.

Dylan: Mm.

[Both chuckle]

Chelsea: She might want me to have the finer things in life, but that's not what I want.

Dylan: So, you're good with a shower/tub combo?

Chelsea: Sure. I may get tired of the sofa/bed combo. We might need to upgrade from that eventually, but...

Dylan: That's doable.

Chelsea: Okay. So, we're good.

Dylan: You sure?

Chelsea: The lake house was beautiful, and...big and expensive. But I felt like I was living in a museum. I'm much happier at the loft with you.

Dylan: Then make it a home.

Chelsea: What?

Dylan: Then move in with me.

Chelsea: Now?

Dylan: You might want to get dressed first, or maybe not.

Chelsea: [Laughs]

Dylan: I'll take that as a yes.

[Both laugh]

Adam: I know less about you as I did before, but I can add to that the fact that you like your eggs over easy and your bacon extra crispy.

Melanie: Over medium.

Adam: So very revealing.

Melanie: [Chuckles]

Adam: Why do you seem so nervous?

Melanie: I'm not nervous. It just feels weird not having my briefcase with me or my laptop or something. I-I get anxious when I'm not working.

Adam: Woman after my own heart.

Melanie: Oh, so some men find that work ethic attractive? My ex-boyfriend thought I was too committed to my work.

Adam: No such thing.

Melanie: Spoken like a true workaholic.

Adam: Is that what you think I am?

Melanie: Well, your idea of a date -- assuming this is a date -- is breakfast, which gives you just enough time to get to the office before opening bell.

Adam: Maybe I wanted to have breakfast with a beautiful woman to start my day off right.

Melanie: Is that a come-on?

Adam: If you have to ask, not a good one.

Melanie: Would you like to try again?

Adam: Want to go upstairs with me?

Melanie: What's upstairs?

Adam: A room, a bed, and a solid hour of bliss.

Melanie: I won't take less than an hour and a half.

Chelsea: Are you sure you want me to move in with you? I mean, we weren't planning on doing that for a few months.

Dylan: You know, I think I can deal with some lingerie hanging in the bathroom and some girl stuff in the shower.

Chelsea: I come with a lot of baggage.

Dylan: Yeah, who doesn't?

Chelsea: This is what it feels like.

Dylan: What?

Chelsea: Happiness. Perfection. Nirvana.

Dylan: No. No. This is.

[Cell phone rings]

Chelsea: Mm.

Dylan: Unh-unh. Unh-unh. Nope.

Chelsea: Oh, I forgot --

Dylan: Nope.

Chelsea: Shoot, my meeting! Shoot! Hold on. I totally forgot. Hey, Chloe!

Chloe: Hey. Where are you? I thought you were gonna meet me at the office.

Chelsea: On my way.

Chloe: Like, "In the parking lot" on your way?

Chelsea: Not... [Squeals] [Giggling] ...Exactly.

Chloe: Oh, my God! You're still in bed, aren't you?

Chelsea: Uh, no. No.

Chloe: You're such a liar. I-I know what's going on. He is brushing your hair. He's kissing your neck. His tongue is in your ear.

Chelsea: Stop it. Oh, no. Not you.

Chloe: I knew it! I hear nuzzling.

Chelsea: Okay, um, I'll be in as soon as I can, okay? Okay.

[Laughing]

Dylan: Get rid of that thing.

Abby: Nothing's changed. You and Billy still love each other.

Victoria: Yeah. Well, sometimes it takes more to keep two people together. There has to be trust, and I don't trust him.

Abby: But you were willing to forgive him when you thought he slept with Chloe.

Victoria: I wasn't concerned that Chloe was gonna hold me in a basement in Miami to try to settle a debt.

Abby: I-I can't believe that Billy would get himself in this deep again.

Victoria: Yeah, but he is. He's already in. And the minute he started gambling again, he let all of those criminals come back into our lives -- the bookies, the loan sharks, the enforcers. You know they kidnapped me. You know they were gonna kill me, right?

Abby: And Billy felt terrible when that happened to you.

Victoria: Oh, well, that didn't stop him from trying to place another bet. This has been going on for weeks and for months, and did he have the decency to tell me that he put me and the kids at risk? No. He didn't.

Abby: I understand. I do. I get it. But you knew Billy had that problem when you first met him. You practically picked him up out of the gutter. And I really don't think that Billy would do something so stupid and so reckless because he doesn't love you. It's because the addiction won.

Victoria: Yeah, well, he should have gotten some help then.

Abby: No. It's not that easy for an addict. Look at Jack, your mom. Billy made a mistake, but you can't let it ruin everything that you guys have.

Billy: I don't know. Maybe it's in our DNA.

Jack: What?

Billy: Our inability to avoid screwing up.

Jack: Well, if it is, we can blame our moms, because I could count on one hand the bad decisions Dad's made.

Billy: I'm glad he's not here to see how bad I screwed up my life, because he would be more than slightly disappointed, Jack.

Jack: Oh, he would understand. You're facing some pretty powerful demons.

Billy: I tried to tell Victoria that, but she didn't want to hear about the past coming back to haunt me.

Jack: What are you talking about, coming back? Billy, those demons are with you all the time.

Billy: Then I should charge them rent, because they're costing me a fortune.

Jack: Yeah, I do know about that.

Billy: So, how do you keep them at bay?

Jack: Every day is a struggle. Every day. There are still pills out there. I can get them. I'll I have to do is pick up the phone. That cabinet over there -- filled with liquor.

Billy: But you still resist the temptation?

Jack: I couldn't do it on my own. Phyllis has been there with me since the very beginning, and Neil -- Neil's been a giant friend.

Billy: Victoria doesn't want to be around me right now. I can't say I blame her. I mean, she's scared, so... and dear old mom -- well, you know mom. [Chuckles]

Jack: You're not alone, Billy. You never will be -- not while I'm around.

Chloe: Well, it's a crock -- the whole "Happily ever after" thing.

Chelsea: Good morning.

Chloe: Yeah, if you spent it in bed with a super-hot guy who hasn't let you down yet.

Chelsea: It's not the only reason it's a good morning.

Chloe: Oh, please, tell me. What sort of happiness just fell in your lap today?

Chelsea: Hey. I know you're going through a rough time with Kevin.

Chloe: Oh, it's not my heart I'm worried about, but Dee Dee's.

Chelsea: You told her about the divorce?

Chloe: Well, maybe it's good that she learns early that all men are worthless bums.

Chelsea: Not all men.

Chloe: What did Mr. Wonderful do now?

Chelsea: Are you sure you really want to know?

Chloe: Please, restore my faith in men.

Chelsea: He asked me to move in with him.

Chloe: That's it? Well, I mean, you guys are gonna have a baby with each other, and you're getting married, so I think it would be weird if you didn't live with each other. Then again, your entire relationship with him is weird.

Chelsea: Yeah, I-I guess it definitely is.

Chloe: I'm sor-- I didn't mean it in a bad way.

Chelsea: No, I know. I just hate the fact that the best relationship I've ever had is completely based on a lie.

Dylan: All right. Tell me the truth. Is the coffee as good as it was before?

Kyle: Actually, it's better.

Dylan: Don't let Kevin hear you say that.

Kyle: I won't. Here you go.

Phyllis: Aww, thank you.

Kyle: Oh, Summer, sorry. Did you want a refill?

Summer: I'm fine.

Phyllis: Hey, Kyle, I thought that Bloody Mary’s were your drink of choice in the morning?

Kyle: Only when I'm hung over.

Phyllis: Oh, well, that makes sense why you were drinking them every single morning when we were in Chicago. Summer, I wish you were there. You know, we had dinner together, and --

Summer: Mom. Mom. Um, Kyle and I were kind of looking forward to spending some alone time together today.

Phyllis: You know what? I need your help with something. Um, sorry.

Kyle: Sure.

Phyllis: Uh, I was planning a surprise party for your dad, and I-I need someone to distract him while I get everything together.

Kyle: Yeah, no problem. I can handle that.

Phyllis: Well, I-I was thinking that you could help me arrange things at the house, and then, Summer, you could keep Jack busy.

Summer: Really? You had nobody else to help you?

Phyllis: Well, I've been calling Traci. She's not getting back to me, and I really need to move on this if I'm gonna get everything together in time.

Summer: [Sighs]

Kyle: No problem. I-I -- we'd be happy to pitch in, right, Summer?

Phyllis: Yeah, that'd be great.

Summer: Yeah.

Phyllis: Good. And you know what? It would be good for you and Jack to spend some time together. That would be a really great thing.

Kyle: Yeah.

Billy: Hey, look, I'm sorry I ruined your birthday.

Jack: Ah, it wouldn't be the first birthday of mine you've ruined. Probably won't be the last. I forgive you, don't I?

Billy: [Chuckles] Yeah, you do. You always do. I've ruined a few of mine, you know? Do you remember when I turned 16 and I got my driver's license and you had that Porsche?

Jack: Oh, the 911. God, that wasn't even a car. That was a work of art.

Billy: I know. It was. And I asked if I could borrow it to show off to my friends, and you told me, "No way, Kid. No way."

Jack: You took it anyway.

Billy: You did a horrible job of hiding the keys. [Laughs] Yeah, well, do you, uh -- do you remember what you told me when I called you a little later and I said that I had a...little accident?

Jack: "I'm gonna kill you, you little twerp?"

Billy: [Chuckles] You just asked if I was okay. You just cared about me.

Jack: Then and now.

Billy: I might crash and burn here again, Jack.

Jack: If you do, I'm with you, okay?

Billy: Yeah. Thanks.

Victoria: Honestly, I think you've been watching too much "Dr. Phil."

Abby: [Chuckles] No. You're thinking that I'm giving you advice on your marriage, and I've never even been in a serious relationship.

Victoria: Yeah. Why haven't you?

Abby: I guess the universe just hasn't brought me the right guy yet.

Victoria: What about that Detective Chavez?

Abby: Oh. [Chuckles] Alex? He's fun, and he's super cute, but -- I don't know. I'm not his top priority. And you know me. I have to be the main attraction.

Victoria: Yeah. I know. I'm sorry to hear that. He seems like a nice guy.

Abby: He is. He's really nice, but...he's not the one. He's not like Billy is to you.

Victoria: Well, you know, I have more than myself to consider. I have to think about Johnny and Reed.

Abby: Well, I think what's best for Johnny is to have his mommy and daddy together and maybe mix in some brothers and sisters.

Victoria: Oh.

Abby: What's wrong?

Victoria: I-I actually, um -- okay. I just remembered something. Um...

Abby: Okay.

Victoria: Yeah. Let's --

Abby: Think about what I said.

Victoria: I will. I have a feeling it's all I'll be thinking about.

Abby: Okay. Bye.

Victoria: I'll see you later. One...two... oh, no.

Dylan: Oh, come on. Are you kidding me? [Sighs]

[Bell dings]

Dylan: Yeah, I'll be right there as soon as I fix this thing or smash it with a hammer.

Stitch: Must be a bad day -- taking your frustration out on a poor, defenseless espresso machine.

Dylan: [Chuckles] Stitch! Wh-- you son of a gun! I can't -- I can't believe you're here, man. This is --

Stitch: You called, didn't you?

Dylan: Well, yeah, but I didn't know you got my message. You never got back to me.

Stitch: Yeah, I thought I'd surprise you.

Dylan: Well, you did. You haven't changed a bit, man.

Stitch: You have. You look a hell of a lot better than the last time I saw you.

Chloe: A lot has changed since you and Dylan...got together.

Chelsea: The fact that I lied to him hasn't changed.

Chloe: You both love each other. And you both love this baby.

Chelsea: This baby that isn't his.

Chloe: It is his! In every way that matters.

Chelsea: Gosh, you know what? I really didn't think this through. Living with Dylan means I'll be sharing a bed with him every night. It's going to get harder and harder to hide the fact that I'm further along than he thinks I am.

Chloe: Oh, guys don't know anything about trimesters and due dates. Hell, they can't even read a calendar. Just tell him that the doctor said that the baby is big.

Chelsea: What am I gonna tell him when my water breaks a month early, hmm?

Chloe: You're moving with a gorgeous guy who's crazy about you. Someone that you are having amazing sex with. Why are you worrying about something that you're not even gonna deal with in, like, months?

Chelsea: Because this baby is coming, Chloe, and there's nothing I can do to stop it, and every day that passes, I'm one day closer to losing everything.

Chloe: Listen to me! Okay? You're not losing anything. You love him. He's gonna be an amazing father. Trust me. Marriage and kids -- it changes everything, so just enjoy the time that you have with him now before life gets in the way.

Adam: [Sighs]

Melanie: Where did you go? [Chuckling] Or do I even need to ask?

Adam: Stock market opened without me. I missed a...important business meeting. And I haven't checked my phone. So, what does that tell you?

Melanie: That you have a team of brokers keeping an eye on the Dow Jones, the NASDAQ, and the NYSE, a very capable assistant who changed your meeting to this afternoon, and a phone that's set to silent.

Adam: I surround myself with smart people. It's good business.

Melanie: You must have learned that from your father. [Chuckling] They don't come any smarter than him.

Adam: Well, he'd agree with you on that.

Melanie: Must be rewarding, working for someone as brilliant and successful as Victor Newman.

Adam: You know, if you, uh -- if you plan on becoming partner one day, you should probably research your facts a little better. I don't work for my father. He and I run Newman together.

Melanie: Really?

Adam: I'm responsible for re-privatizing the company.

Melanie: Well, that was an inspired move.

Adam: I know.

Melanie: Keep making decisions like that, and it won't be long until your father's working for you. F

Phyllis: I got the food. Traci's getting the cake.

Kyle: Okay. What about Uncle Billy?

Phyllis: I-I'd be impressed if he got himself here.

Kyle: Okay. We better start getting this stuff up.

Phyllis: Yeah. Do you think I should have got more balloons?

Kyle: Yeah, 'cause a million's not enough? Phyllis, you have enough balloons to fill up a pool.

Phyllis: Oh! The pool -- that's a good idea.

Kyle: I thought you said this was gonna be low-key.

Phyllis: Yeah. But, you know, Jack is so wonderful. I just wanted to do something special for him.

Kyle: You know, at first, I was a little worried with you moving in here, but I got to say, I'm really glad you did.

Phyllis: So am I.

Jack: Not that I wasn't thrilled to hear from you, but weren't you and Kyle supposed to spend the day together today?

Summer: Yeah. Those plans kind of got blown up.

Jack: By your dad?

Summer: No. Um...Kyle got called into the office. He had some follow-up work to do with the focus group.

Jack: Oh, he and Phyllis are putting together this big presentation. She said she has a big surprise for me.

Summer: Yeah, well, since they're both busy, I thought I'd ask you for some advice on something.

Jack: Okay, but I-I would think you'd ask your parents first.

Summer: Yeah. They just tend to flip out over anything that has to do with my growing up.

Jack: Okay. Well, I will give you my best non-flipped-out advice. Go.

Summer: Okay, so, uh, you know that photographer who did the photo shoot for Jabot's new fashion line?

Jack: Oliver Jones.

Summer: Yeah. He told me that he thinks I could have a really good modeling career, and that if I moved to L.A., he could help me get started.

Jack: Wow. That's a big move.

Summer: I know. So, that's why I'm talking to you before I even consider it. So, um...I just needed to know -- do you think I have a shot at being a model?

Jack: I mean, I certainly think you did great work for Jabot.

Summer: Yeah, but I don't want people to think that I got it just because of my connections. I mean, my mom is sleeping with the boss.

Jack: Well, I can assure you and anyone else who asks that nepotism had nothing to do with your getting the gig.

Summer: Okay, so, you -- you think that I, uh -- I should pursue it?

Jack: No, I didn't say that. I just think there are other things to consider.

Summer: Like what?

Jack: Well, like your education, the fact that you'd be living far away from your family. Do you want to talk about this some other time?

Summer: No, no, no. It's fine. Sorry. Go ahead. What were you saying?

Jack: I was saying that looks, you're a 10. Your acting could use some work.

Summer: What do you mean?

Jack: You didn't ask me here to give you advice. Now, you want to tell me what's really going on?

[Chelsea reading a note]

Adam: Dear Baby Newman, you're not even here, and you've already had an unbelievable effect on your old man. That's me, your dad. I want to give you and your mother everything you want in life, because you've both already done that for me. So hurry. Get here soon. I love you so much already. Dad.

Adam: I don't know. Third time might kill me. [Clears throat] But, uh... I think I could gamble with the risk versus reward on that.

[Cell phone buzzes]

Adam: Hold on.

Melanie: Problem?

Adam: My, uh, very capable assistant... [Sighs] ...Just let me know that my rescheduled meeting is in one hour.

Melanie: [Groans] I should probably get to work. I don't want to get in trouble with my boss.

Adam: I'll put in a good word for you.

[Water running]

Melanie: Mr. Newman? It's me. No. No, nothing useful yet. But Adam and I have definitely gotten closer. Don't worry. I'll have something for you soon.

Chloe: Oh, do you have bad news?

Billy: You take one look at me and you automatically think bad news. Fair enough point.

Chloe: So, why are you here?

Billy: Found this guy at the restaurant. Think he might have spent the night.

Chloe: "Jerk."

Billy: Oh.

Chloe: Throw him out.

Billy: Oh, come on. Don't you think Dee Dee deserves to see at least one couple reunited?

Chloe: [Sighs] Yeah. She's pretty broken up about Kevin and me getting divorced.

Billy: Wait till she finds out about me and Vick. We suck, putting her through this.

Chloe: Yeah, but you made her feel better last night.

Billy: Might have been the only good thing I did yesterday. Although it is good to know that someone still needs me.

Chloe: She does. We're both here for you.

Billy: That is a very select group, but it's good.

Chloe: Hey, I mean it. You know, if you ever want to talk or...go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings, I'm just a speed-dial away.

Billy: [Sighs] Thank you. Not your responsibility but thank you.

Chloe: Hey. We were lousy at this. But... Delia's all kind of awesome.

Billy: She is. She got the best of both gene pools, that's for sure.

Chloe: You know, when things didn't work out between us, you could have just left. Like my dad.

Billy: Mm.

Chloe: Especially when you and Victoria started your own family. You always made sure that Delia was a priority.

Billy: Truthfully, I was just being selfish. I couldn't survive without that kid.

Chloe: I made a lot of sucky choices in my life, but... choosing you as Delia's dad... that was a good one.

Billy: Even though now you're stuck with me forever. Forever forever.

Chloe: Yeah, I think I can suffer through it.

Billy: All right. Well, thanks, Buddy. I appreciate it. Mm.

[Door closes]

Victoria: [Sighs]

Dylan: This is crazy. I can't believe how big he is. I mean, it seems like yesterday that...

Stitch: Yeah. Time flies. So, what's up with you, Mac?

Dylan: Uh, lots. Lots. That's why I called you.

Stitch: "Lots" good or "Lots" "I need you to bail me out of trouble"?

[Both laugh]

Dylan: No, no, not this time. It's all good. Uh, I'm gonna be a dad. And I'm getting married. Actually, I'm getting married, and then I'm gonna be a dad.

Stitch: Either way, that's great news. The girl you're marrying, is she the one whose picture you carried all over Afghanistan -- the blonde? Ava? Annie?

Dylan: Avery.

Stitch: Yeah.

Dylan: No. No, my fiancée's name is Chelsea.

Stitch: Well, lots of relationships didn't survive deployment. I'm just glad you're moving on with life and that you're happy. Some guys never get past what happened over there.

Dylan: Yeah, that's true. But they were the lucky ones.

Stitch: That's right.

Dylan: Some guys never came back at all.

Stitch: That's right. And that's how you honor those guys, Mac -- by moving forward with the life you have.

Jack: Okay, you gonna tell me the real reason you asked me to meet you here?

Summer: I told you that I needed advice.

Jack: Kiddo, I may not have a daughter. I have two sisters. I know when a woman is trying to put one over on me.

Summer: Okay, yeah, well, your girl-dar, it's off.

Jack: Mine? Never. This have something to do with my birthday?

Summer: No. Maybe. Oh, my God. Mom's gonna kill me.

Jack: Phyllis is planning a party for me.

Summer: [Sighs] Yeah, she is totally gonna kill me, okay? I was supposed to keep you out of the house while she and Kyle decorated and... Traci's picking up the cake, and Abby's helping, and everybody's gonna kill me.

Jack: No, nobody's gonna kill you.

Summer: Yeah, but you were supposed to be surprised.

Jack: I will be.

Summer: They're gonna know that you're faking.

Jack: You haven't seen my surprise face. You ready?

Summer: Yeah.

Jack: [Gasps] Too much?

Summer: Yeah, just a little bit.

Jack: Okay. How about this?

Summer: Okay, you look like you just saw a dead body.

Jack: [Chuckles]

Summer: Oh, God, this is gonna be a fail.

Jack: No, no, no! It's gonna be great. I promise you, I will be the most surprised person to walk into that living room.

Kyle: Little higher.

Phyllis: Higher? Oh. Higher?

Kyle: That's too far.

Phyllis: Okay.

Kyle: That's too far.

Phyllis: Okay. Funny. This, right? Right here?

Kyle: Yeah, perfect.

Phyllis: Okay, that's good. Oh, gosh!

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Avery: I know you denied it, but this is about Summer, isn't it?

Paul: Stay the hell away from Fen.

Carmine: No, you should stay away. You're the one who killed his own son.

Abby: What the hell are you doing, Kyle? I saw you kiss Phyllis.

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