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Episode # 9950 ~ Adam Makes Kevin & Chloe an Attractive Offer

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Proofread By Emma

Chloe: Yes. Yes, great. Great, I will see you later. Okay, bye. Did I ever tell you how sexy I find you... even when we disagree? Especially when. Sexy, understanding, loving.

Kevin: Oh, don't be nice. (Sighs) You know how that freaks me out. Look. My pulse rate goes up when you're nice. Why would you do that to me? You're about to drop a major bomb on me, aren't you? The only question is, what kind of bomb? Just a "Dive under the table" bomb or a "Get your hazmat suit out" bomb?

Chloe: Okay, will you please calm down? I was just kidding... kind of. I found us an investor.

Kevin: Really? That's great news.

Chloe: Yeah, and he wants to meet with us tonight.

Kevin: Whoa, tonight? That's fast. That's a good sign, right?

Chloe: Yeah, yeah, it is.

Kevin: Okay, so what kind of look do I go for, tie so I look responsible, or no tie, tech nerd genius?

Chloe: Oh, no, no, he already knows that you're a genius and totally loves our web idea, has money, has brains, but, um, look, we--we don't need to be best friends with him okay? He--just an investor, not a buddy.

Kevin: Chloe, we talked about this. What did I say? I said anyone but him.

Chelsea: Ooh, looks like official business. Are we edging, or are we funding?

Adam: We are funding.

Chelsea: Mm.

Adam: I decided to go in on that, uh, that idea of Kevin and Chloe's, believe it or not. So, uh, we will be meeting about it here shortly.

Chelsea: Oh. I'll be hanging around for that.

Adam: Too boring?

Chelsea: Too much Chloe and Kevin. I don't know, I just feel weird around them. They hate me because of Billy and Victoria.

Adam: They hate me because of... me.

Chelsea: (Chuckles)

Adam: But, uh, you know, the nifty thing about this is that once I give them a piece of my wallet, they're gonna be falling all over themselves to suck up to you in a big, bold fashion.

Chelsea: How big a piece of your wallet are we talking about here?

Adam: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say a piece? I meant all of it. Go big or go home.

Sharon: I think I'm gonna take a walk.

Victor: Want me to join you?

Sharon: Um, mm, I'm not really very good company right now, but thank you. I think I-I need the quiet time.

Victor: Whatever you want.

Sharon: Okay. Bye.

Victor: Bye.

Victor: I want you to come over to the ranch, all right? I need to talk to you.

Phyllis: Hey. Oh, come on. That's--that's... that's not just a change of clothes and a toothbrush. That's... how long are you planning to be gone?

Nick: I don't know.

Phyllis: (Sighs) Summer's gonna be home soon. Supergirl. Supergirl! Super camp counselor now. (Sighs) What do--what do you-- what do you... (Voice breaking) What do you want me to tell her?

Nick: I'll talk to her.

Phyllis: About... (Normal voice) About us, or about me?

Nick: I'll tell her as much as she needs to know about this. I want her to hear it from me instead of some... strangers or some of the kids, or worse, the news. This is gonna get out. Too many people know.

Phyllis: (Exhales slowly)

Nick: You rented a car and aimed it at Christine and Paul.

Phyllis: Oh, no, no, no, come on, don't--please.

Nick: It's hard to keep something like that quiet.

Phyllis: Nick, Nick, Nick. Look at me! You won't even look at me. (Sighs)

Nick: I should go.

Phyllis: No, no! Please, please don't go. Please don't go. (Sniffles) Please don't go!

Victor: How soon can you be here?

Abby: Oh, man, really? Tonight? If you had called earlier, I mean, my schedule, it's... (Exhales slowly) Pure insanity. Uh, we could do later this week. Oh, no, wait, that won't work, either. Can we, um, just play it by ear?

Victor: Abby, tonight.

Abby: Absolutely. No, you're right, we should do this. I'll see you soon.

Carmine: What are you all smiles for? Oh, yeah, right, you're not on the hook for kidnapping because that crab Chloe has got a stick up her--

Abby: Whoa. Let's just forget Chloe and the stick. Do you want to do an heiress a favor? You won't regret it.

Phyllis: Don't, okay?

Nick: Phyllis, Phyllis...

Phyllis: Don't go. Just don't go.

Nick: Please, please, please, please.

Phyllis: Don't go. I'm not gonna fight with you, okay? (Chuckles) Please just don't go. Please don't go. Plea... (Sighs) I know I don't make things easy. I know that. I know I don't. I know I'm not easy to love. I know that. (Voice breaking) Please don't go. (Sniffles) You know who I am. You're incredible to me. You're so-- you're incredible to me. (Normal voice) You are-- you have been better to me than anyone I've ever known. You--you have been amazing. Just... wh-what can I do? What can I do, please? What can I do to stop you from walking out that door? I'll--I'll do anything, Nick. Just tell me. What can I do? What can I that can I do? Pleaseease...

Nick: Don't--

Phyllis: Please don't walk-- please. (Sobs)

Chloe: Nice finger... euphoric silence, or "Thank you, Chloe, for being proactive" silence?

Kevin: What did I say to you? I said, sure, go out, find investors, just not Adam. His name. I said it. Not him.

Chloe: It's just-- it's just coffee.

Kevin: This is our idea. Ours, and I said I don't want any wackos or any criminals, and since Adam is both, my answer is no.

Chloe: Yes. Yes, Adam is repulsive, but he also has money and he has brains, both of which we need. Just--just go and just listen and--and talk, okay? And--and if you hate him, then you can ditch him he's used to rejection. His own father hates him.

Kevin: And to you, that's a good sign?

Chloe: Just don't say no yet, for me.

Chelsea: All of it? That's a big wallet, Adam.

Adam: Well, uh, yes, I have liquidated all my assets, but I think this thing could be huge, and I want a huge piece.

Chelsea: Could. That's different.

Adam: It's just money.

Chelsea: That you could lose.

Adam: I'd still have you.

Chelsea: Yes. Yes, you would.

Adam: Besides, I'm not gonna lose any money on this. This idea... (Sighs) From Kevin and Chloe, of all people, is so huge, even they have no idea just how big it is.

Chelsea: Really?

Adam: So... I get to keep the girl and I get a big, fat bank account. Does life get any better? Come here.

Carmine: I, uh, I've done some stupid things in my life, like, more than once, and I think this is one of those stupid things.

Abby: Oh, come on. Everybody wants to meet my dad. He's, like, a business icon.

Carmine: That's why you brought me here-- to shake hands with an icon?

Abby: Kind of. Oh. (Clears throat)

Carmine: Yeah.

Victor: I thought you were coming alone.

Abby: Surprise! (Laughs) You remember Carmine.

Carmine: Hey, uh, how you doin'?

Victor: How the hell dare you drag this punk in here?

Abby: Oh, come on, Dad.

Carmine: (Clicks lips)

Abby: I-I explained the whole kidnapping. It was--it was a complete misunderstanding. Can't we just have a friendly moment without all the... (Growls)

Carmine: Or not. Your place, your call.

Victor: You get out now.

Carmine: Okay. Thanks for the invite.

Abby: (Scoffs) Well, if he's not welcome here, then neither am I.

Victor: Sit down.

(Knock on door)

(Knock on door)

(Knock on door)

Avery: Oh, good. I thought maybe you weren't here you need to be ready. A friend of mine at the force told me Christine has found a way around the statute of limitations.

Phyllis: Of course she has.

Avery: Phyllis, she's gonna press charges.

Phyllis: I know. You can leave.

Avery: Uh, I can't and I won't, so don't bother saying that again.

Nick: (exhales slowly)

(Door opens)

Sharon: Nick.

Victor: I called you here to talk about this kidnapping stunt of yours, all right? I was finally willing to discuss it, and I though you'd have the courtesy to come here by yourself. Instead, you bring this moron here.

Abby: Dad, I know exactly how wrong I was, staying on the run, okay? And I regret scaring you and Mom, but I-I paid my fine, I'm willing to do any community service, so we're good, honestly.

Victor: Abby, that is not your decision. It is not your decision. What the hell do you think you're doing? When I heard about your kidnapping, I thought, what the hell-- what did she do now? Doesn't scare one anymore. What are you gonna do in a real emergency, call your fans on twitter?

Abby: I hadn't thought of it that way. It won't happen again.

Victor: And how do you have the audacity to bring this idiot in here?

Abby: He's not. He--he's a good guy.

Victor: Stop that nonsense. I don't want you around him.

Abby: Dad, he's sweet.

Victor: No, you stay away from that man.

Abby: It's a funny--

Victor: He's garbage!

Abby: No one is ever good enough for someone you love, right? How are you and Sharon?

Victor: We are fine, thank you.

Sharon: You know, I was taking a walk and I saw the lights on.

Nick: Yeah, I'm gonna be staying at the ranch for a while.

Sharon: You know, um, if something happened with Phyllis, things can be tough during a transition.

Nick: (Exhales slowly) I don't really want to talk about it. No offense.

Sharon: Nick, I'm sorry.

Avery: Okay, so Christine won't this go, and I know I pushed you before. I tried to get you to talk about these allegations. It was a mistake for me to be so aggressive but can we talk now rationally about this?

Phyllis: My husband packed up half his closet and walked out on me. He didn't look me in the eye because he thinks I'm an evil monster. My best friend... My son and my sister are accusing me of trying to kill people. Everyone wants an excuse to walk away from me. You have one. Congratulations.

Avery: Then why am I still here?

Phyllis: Because you want to throw it in my face. You want to drag it out.

Avery: Really? Really?

Phyllis: Yeah, uh-huh.

Avery: Have I said anything that would make you think that?

Phyllis: Doesn't matter what you say. It doesn't matter what people say. (Voice breaks) (Exhales slowly) (Normal voice) My husband said... (Sniffles) That he would stand beside me. He said that there's nothing I could do that would make him walk away.

Avery: Okay, well, I'm not Nick. I'm your sister and I do love you, and I spent half a lifetime judging you unfairly, and I'm not gonna make that mistake again.

Chloe: Hello. Didn't realize this was a group get-together.

Adam: Well, you know what they say-- behind every great man...

Kevin: The great man is here. He would be you. That's what you're saying.

Chloe: (Laughs) We get it. It's funny. Um, let's talk cash infusion. Like, what are--you know, what do you have in mind?

Kevin: Actually, you know, it doesn't matter. We already have investors. We can get more. We have the concept, we have the technology, so whatever number you're thinking of-- (Gasps) Oh, my.

Chloe: Uh.

Kevin: Um, no. No, no. Actually. You know what? This is--its not-- it's not the point. Well, not entirely.

Adam: I've handled a few tech start-ups I went to a school called Harvard one or two little web ideas have come out of that place. Your site is about selling I have experience at that with Newman Enterprises, my hedge fund, Wall Street, among other ventures. How many tech teams have you assembled? How many companies have you taken public? Initial public offerings-- I.P.O.'s? See, the thing is, with me, you don't just get a bunch of zeros on a piece of paper. You get much, much more. This check-- it's not a gift. It's an investment. My brains, that check are all yours... but you have to sign this. Most of it is boilerplate. You already know how big the check is. In return, I get a substantial stake in the web site.

Kevin: What the hell?

Chloe: 50%.

Chelsea: If Adam bankrolls you, he's the one taking the risk here.

Adam: Thing is, the site would be up and running now. We wouldn't be waiting around for some guy to have the same idea and beat us to it.

Kevin: And who would have the same idea? You?

Adam: When you came to me with this pitch, did you have me sign an N.D.A.? When you pitched it around did you have anyone else sign an N.D.A.? You ever heard of it? Nondisclosure agreement. See, that's the kind of thing you need me for. If I put my money in this site, you can be damn well sure I will protect us, and I will make sure that this thing hits and hits big. Hey, you came to me.

Kevin: No, she came to you. I was blindsided.

Adam: Okay, then. I'll withdraw the offer, if that's what you want.

Chloe: No! No. We just need to consult with our consultants, so, um, you know, uh, we will--we'll just get back to you, okay? I don't want to take up any more of your time. Thank you very much for meeting us, and we'll speak soon.

Kevin: Adam Newman does not get 50%.

Chloe: We just need to consult.

Kevin: Oh, with our consultants?

Chelsea: That was smooth. I'm just sayin'.

Adam: Well, I'm sure you would have done the same thing.

Chelsea: Mm, I could give a drunk guy change for 10 when he gave me a 20. You're a different kind of smooth, without stealing, even.

Adam: You know what? You're right. I am smooth...

Chelsea: (Chuckles)

Adam: And it's time that you say yes. Tell me you're ready to elope.

Phyllis: Well, you want to be by my side. You want to stand beside me. Do you really? You said I was like Dad.

Avery: Okay, I did not mean--

Phyllis: That's what you said to me.

Avery: I--Phyllis, you are better than Dad ever dreamt of being. I was a coward because I wouldn't see who he really was, just like I didn't see who you really were. You're not a liar, not about Dad. You didn't betray us. He turned his back on you. That's not family. That's disgusting. And something like that-- it stays in your soul. Dad abandoned you because you told the truth. I'm not Dad, and neither are you, so please stop wasting my time by yelling at me and insulting me and trying to drive me away by saying, "Oh, you're gonna leave, because I'm not leaving. I'm here to help you, so just... let me do that, okay?

Sharon: You know, you and Phyllis have gotten through a lot before.

Nick: I'm glad Faith is with Amy tonight. I guess we're back to you not asking me what's up. Didn't have much of a walk?

Sharon: No, I-I did the loop. Started from the main house.

Nick: 'Cause you needed some air, you were alone?

Sharon: Um, Victor asked me if wanted any company.

Nick: I'm gonna have a beer. You want one?

Sharon: Yes, please.

Nick: (Sighs)

Sharon: (Clears throat) I, um, I saw the lights on here, and I...

Victor: Mm-hmm. So security called from the gate, saying that you were here. What's going on?

Sharon: Um... I think I'll finish my walk. I'll see you guys later.

Victor: All right. What happened with Phyllis this time?

Nick: Something happened in her past, years ago, and... (Sighs) It might just take her down this time.

Abby: Hey! Hey, basketball abuse.

Carmine: Oh. (Chuckles) Yeah, I bet you'd want me arrested for that, too.

Abby: I would visit you in jail all the time, flash you some skin through the glass partition. I'm sweet like that.

Carmine: Yeah, joking about jail and dragging me to your father's house and shoving me in his face.

Abby: (Scoffs) That was a miscalculation on my part. I thought we could have, like, a nice, calm conversation.

Carmine: No. (Laughs) You wanted him to go off on me instead of you. Yeah, real sweet.

Abby: Thank you for seeing the real me.

Carmine: That was sarcasm.

Abby: But you like me.

Carmine: You're spoiled and you're selfish, and hot as you are, you're not worth my time.

Abby: Wait, how hot am I?

Carmine: Hmm, okay. Hot girl who... (Sighs) Doesn't care about anyone or anything, or a poor girl who doesn't throw me at her father like a steak to a lion at a zoo.

Abby: I did not... (Scoffs) Are you seriously gonna stay mad at me?

Carmine: Yeah, I am, and do you now why I'm gonna be mad at you? Because I have a little thing called passion. All you got is a bank account. And as... (Laughs) Hot as you are on the outside, on the inside, you're-- you're like ice.

Abby: Are you saying that I don't have passion? Are you kidding me?

Chloe: O-okay, I don't understand. You don't want Adam's money, but you also don't want your mother or Katherine to up their investment, either?

Kevin: They gave what they were comfortable with. I'm not gonna put 'em on the spot and ask 'em for more money. We just need to find new investors.

Chloe: And I just handed you one.

Kevin: Adam is shady.

Chloe: You've handled shady. You've overcome shady. You could kick shady in the shady behind. Adam wants to give us money because he knows what a good idea this is and how talented you are.

Kevin: Exactly. My tech, your style. So where the hell does he get off, asking for 50%?

Chloe: (Sighs) Which leaves us with 50% of something right now instead of 100% of maybe down the road. Babe, the coffeehouse is awesome. I mean, you've been at this long before me around. This is what you do, but this site could be ours. You know, we'd be set, and it would be legit. No more cooking the books for Angelo or--or Jeffrey we could be rich. We could make something for ourselves. You know, we could really run with this and make something that no one could take from us. We could give Delia the world, ourselves. This could be her shot.

Adam: Elopement is the elegant solution, really. If we get married here, we'll just have a flurry of people insisting that they're not coming...

Chelsea: Mm.

Adam: To a wedding they were never invited to to begin with.

Chelsea: Meanwhile, my mother and Jeffrey would beat the door down if we tried to lock them out.

Adam: Mm-hmm, and do you really want that kind of door-breakage...

Chelsea: Mnh-mnh.

Adam: From those two, of all people, as charming as it may sound? Hmm?

Chelsea: No. No. So what were you thinking? Going to town hall, going to Vegas?

Adam: I was, uh... thinking of something a little more exotic. Kansas.

Chelsea: You want to take me home?

Adam: There's little gazebo in the center of town. On summer nights, there's a band that plays, and oldsters in folding chairs, youngsters on blankets. There's a white church on the corner and, uh, the town is very, very proud of that one stained-glass window they have there. It's a lot of good people there, a lot of people who love my mother. A lot of people who helped raise me, the decent part of me.

Chelsea: It sounds Norman Rockwell, like the one with the kid and the cop at the soda fountain. I like that one. I guess I was always also trying to find a nice cop anywhere, but...

Adam: Well, there is a soda fountain.

Chelsea: Mm.

Adam: It probably serves lattes now, but there is a soda fountain. Chelsea... when I went back to Kansas, my life got turned upside down, or right side up, depending on how you look at it. But I am certain that if I didn't go back there, that I wouldn't be here now, ready to do what I'm doing.

Chelsea: I want to see all of it then.

Adam: Oh, you're saying yes?

Chelsea: I'm saying screw big weddings. Let's elope.

Adam: Come here, you.

Chelsea: (Laughs)

Adam: Ohh. Well, I was robbed of my big public proposal display of affection at the gala.

Chelsea: Oh, no, no, no, no, no displays. Don't--we don't know any of these people. It's okay.

Adam: You're right. You're right, no displays.

Chelsea: No displays, no displays, no... (Laughs)

Adam: Excuse me, everybody. Uh, could I have your attention? Hi, I would like to buy everyone a glass of champagne to celebrate. Tomorrow, I will make this incredible woman my incredible wife.

Nick: According to the news reports, this was a full-on hit-and-run, but a hit-and-run implies that it was an accident. According to Michael, it was an assault, attempted murder.

Victor: And Phyllis has confirmed it's true?

Nick: She's given me excuses and explanations, but it doesn't change the fact that she never told me anything about this, so now I'm wondering, what else has she done? What else is she capable of?

Victor: I have an idea, though. Why don't you take my jet and go to the Caribbean, and you're divorced in a day?

Nick: My marriage is not the point right now.

Victor: Son, your obligation is to your children. You've got to make sure that Phyllis stays away from Summer.

Nick: Phyllis is all about kneejerk reactions and going off half-cocked. I'm not. I just need you to let me handle this, okay?

Phyllis: What do we do?

Avery: Well, we fight Christine just 'cause she's working the federal employee angle doesn't mean we can't contest the whole thing, and the credit card statement-- there's gotta be a way around that.

Phyllis: Maybe there's not. I mean, maybe we're just gonna-- we're gonna prolong the inevitable.

Avery: Do you even realize who you have sitting on the sofa with you? I get people off of death row. I fight uphill battles and I win a lot for a living. You are tough, Phyllis you have been since you were a kid, but you don't seem to notice that I'm tough, too, and do you know what that means? Together, we're unbeatable.

Chelsea: You are the master of subtlety.

Adam: I try.

Sharon: Congratulations. You two must be eager to get to the altar.

Adam: No reason to wait.

Sharon: Well, there's really no reason to rush.

Chelsea: It's not rushed. It's perfect.

Sharon: Yeah, I'm sure it seems so. Anyway, um, I just came to give you my best wishes, and I suppose I should leave it at that.

Chloe: Whoa, whoa!

Sharon: Whoops!

Chloe: Ay.

Chloe: Hi

Chelsea: Hey.

Adam: Oh, hey, you just missed my, uh, champagne on the house announcement.

Chloe: Well, pour us a glass, because we have an announcement ourselves.

Kevin: We're in.

Abby: (Giggles) Now that was some zoned defense.

Carmine: (Laughs)

Abby: (Laughs) All right, can you just... (Clears throat) Pretend that I made a basketball joke that made sense?

Carmine: Yeah, sure.

Abby: Thanks. Mm. Oh, God, we have to get out of here. We are so lucky that a club member didn't catch us and call the cops.

Carmine: And there you go again. Heat is gone and the ice is back.

Abby: Um, I am all heat.

Carmine: Hmm.

Abby: Yeah. Yeah, I'm all heat. In fact, I dare you to find a single inch of ice on me. Mm. Mm. (Giggling)

Carmine: (Laughs)

Adam: Faceplace's I.P.O. of a billion dollars is a good benchmark for us.

Chloe: Let me breathe. (Exhales) Okay. (Laughs)

Chelsea: Cheers.

Chloe: Cheers.

(Glasses clinking)

Kevin: Yeah, salute.

(Glasses clink)

Avery: Since district attorney Baldwin is conveniently absent, make sure he knows that I'm still Phyllis Newman's attorney. If he insists on pressing these absurd charges, he better notify me immediately, and I expect all discovery materials on my desk in the morning. This case is a joke, and I'm gonna tear it to shreds.

(Cell phone rings)

(Cell phone ringing)

Victor: I'm glad you're back. Were you at your place?

Sharon: Uh, no. I-I wanted to give you and Nick some time alone, so I-I just-- I went out for a drink, and then I-I decided not to do that.

Victor: Shall I pour you one now?

Sharon: (Sighs) Sure.

(Glasses clink)

Victor: I've been thinking, you know? I want you to move in with me.

Next on "The Young and the Restless”...

Sharon: I didn't like how we left things before.

Chelsea: Adam didn't give it another thought.

Ronan: I'm here to help you any way that I can.

Phyllis: But anything I say can still be used against me, right?

Avery: I'm here for her now, and I can't believe you're not.

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