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Episode # 9894 ~ Loved Ones Gather for John's Christening

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Emma

Victoria: Do you know how much we love you, John? We do, so much.

Billy: Look at him. See? He knows. He knows. You know, don't you? That's your mommy. That's your mom. The judge said so. That's your mom. (Laughs)

Victoria: You know what the best part of this is-- I mean, beside from this bundle of joy that we have here? Nobody's gonna show up and take him away from us.

Billy: That's true. You are staying put, Mister. You are grounded. (Chuckles)

Victoria: (Laughs) Yeah, we prayed that this adoption would work out, and it did.

Billy: I guess we owe God, huh?

Victoria: Hey...

Billy: Hmm?

Victoria: Let's christen John. Seriously, what better way to show the big guy that we're, you know, sincerely thankful?

Billy: Well, I'm--okay, uh, but I thought we'd get around to it eventually, so...

Victoria: Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. Let's do it today.

Adam: You were quiet on the ride over. Were you mulling over Billy and Victoria's offer?

Chelsea: It is a sweet deal.

Adam: Yeah, living anywhere in the world on their dime. You'd really leave Genoa City, huh?

Chelsea: What's keeping me here?

Phyllis: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I called you over here again, the second day in a row, to sit here while I wallow over Daisy getting custody of Lucy. I'm sorry.

Nick: All right, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is supposed to be cuddling. We're not wallowing.

Phyllis: Did you say "Cuddling"?

Nick: I said "Cuddling."

Phyllis: (Giggles)

Nick: That's what's happening right now.

Phyllis: You don't have to stay here. You can leave.

Nick: (Sighs)

Phyllis: You know? I'll just join the living eventually. You don't have to stay and cuddle.

Nick: You know, you gotta stop trying to get rid of me, okay? For the foreseeable future, I'm all yours.

Chloe: Harajuku theme. Ohh! Oh, my God, how funny would it be to have Katherine and Nikki dress up in Japanese punk? Yes.

Abby: Mm... pass. Glitz and glam? Hot couture gowns-- ooh, ooh, ooh, clips from '40s- and '50s-era movies playing while a deejay spins from an elevated stage? That is something a "Celebratante" would attend.

Chloe: Pass. Stop asking yourself what some tabloid star would go to, and start thinking of something edgy and original.

Kevin: Why don't you guys just combine the themes?

Chloe: Pass.

Abby: Pass.

Kevin: I'm sorry, I like some of those old movies.

Chloe: Hey, Bud, I took your last name, which means that you automatically agree with everything that I say. You got it?

Kevin: (Chuckles) Looks like you're on your own.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Kevin: Hi.

Jill: Hey.

Kevin: What was Mrs. C. thinking, putting Abby and Chloe in charge of the gala?

Jill: (Scoffs) I'll never understand anything Katherine does, although the same thing can be said for most people I know.

Kevin: Are you talking about my less-than-stable sister?

Jill: Mm.

Kevin: I heard she went to the boutique and freaked out Lauren.

Jill: Mm-hmm.

Kevin: How is she doing? Lauren, not Daisy.

Jill: The last time I checked, she was in bed. The poor thing is exhausted.

Kevin: Michael said they moved in with you.

Jill: Well, it was the least I could do.

Chloe: No animals.

Abby: No snarky comments.

Chloe: No nudity.

Abby: No "Pretty in Pink" references.

Chloe: (Gasps)

Abby: Hmm.

Carmine: Hey, girls.

Chloe: Jerk.

Abby: Pig.

Chloe: Wait, you know him?

Abby: You hate him, too?

Chloe: Well, I guess we finally found something we can agree on.

Chloe: Ugh.

Abby: (Groans)

Nikki: Sarge called.

Jack: Did he?

Nikki: Yeah, I gave him my number a while ago, in case he had trouble getting you to therapy.

Jack: Well, that's no longer an issue.

Nikki: He told me--you quit. So I guess that means you're going to have the experimental surgery.

Jack: Yes, it does.

Nikki: Even if you might never walk again?

Jack: I'm having this surgery because it will get me out of this chair faster.

Nikki: But it sounds like you're done thinking about it.

Jack: I've already scheduled a consultation with the surgeon. We'll schedule the operation soon after.

Nikki: (Sighs)

Ashley: Jack, please tell me that you're not serious.

Jack: (Sighs)

Abby: So wait, he said he wanted to steal you?

Chloe: Right as we were leaving for our honeymoon-- stopped us in our tracks.

Abby: Did you notice the bandage on his hand?

Chloe: Yeah.

Abby: Courtesy of moi.

Chloe: Really? What did you do?

Abby: I ran into him while he was holding hot coffee. Took time out of my busy schedule to take him to the hospital, and he had the nerve to mock "The Naked Heiress." (Clears throat)

Carmine: Afternoon, Ladies.

Chloe: (Clears throat)

Carmine: Oh, iced coffee, in case you were worried.

Abby: Mm. I wasn’t.

Carmine: Okay. You two are friends, huh? Hmm. Should have known.

Chloe: We have work.

Abby: (Gasps) Ooh, baby alert! (Squeals)

Billy: Ooh.

Abby: (Squeals) Ohh, hello, John! Oh, my goodness, so cute! And you are looking pretty snazzy there, Reed.

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Chloe: I heard you adopted him. Congratulations.

Victoria: Thank you. Yep, got all the paperwork rubber-stamped to prove it.

Jill: (Chuckles) May I?

Billy: Uh-oh, here we go.

Abby: (Laughs)

Billy: Here we go. All right.

Jill: Hello, Sweetheart. Yes.

Victoria: You got him?

Jill: Ohh, yeah, got it. (Gasps) Ohh, look! Sweetie, he's such a charmer, just like somebody else I know.

Billy: (Laughs sarcastically)

Jill: (Chuckles)

Kevin: Well, congrats on being a big brother again, Reed. You want to have a cookie to celebrate?

Victoria: Oh, no, he already actually had a cookie today. Remember?

Reed: Please?

Victoria: Ohh, all right, all right. You can have another one, 'cause you've been such a good big brother!

Kevin: I'll have, uh, Melinda grab you one.

Billy: Hey, Guys, I'm glad you're all here. This is gonna make this a lot easier to pull off.

Jill: What are you talking about?

Billy: Well, we've decided to have John christened today.

Jill: (Laughs)

Abby: (Gasps)

Jill: Do you two ever not do anything spur-of-the-moment?

Victoria: I mean, we're just, you know, we're feeling extra blessed, and we want to tell the big guy upstairs how thankful we are to him.

Billy: Yes.

Jill: (Laughs)

Billy: And that brings me to you guys. We need a favor. Vicki. (Chuckles)

Victoria: Um, Kevin, you were really there for Billy when he was... making his way back to us. (Chuckles)

Chloe: (Chuckles) Mm-hmm.

Victoria: And, Chloe, you and I, we held hands and cried in the hospital when Delia was sick, and we celebrated when she was well again, and along the way, we became friends.

Billy: Okay, before you two ladies need a box of tissues, let's move this right along. What my, uh, lovely yet long-winded wife is trying to ask is, would you two like to be godparents to John?

Abby: Ohh.

Jill: Ohh.

Chloe: Us?

Kevin: (Laughs) Are you sure?

Billy: No, well, if you don't think you can handle it, then, you know, whatever.

Chloe: No. I mean--I mean, yes. Yes, of course we'll be the godparents. Yes, yes!

Kevin: (Laughs)

Abby: (Laughs)

Victoria: Great. That's great. That's great.

Kevin: Yeah.

Billy: That is great. (Growls)

Jill: Oh, look.

Chelsea: Truthfully, there's not really a lot keeping me here. I know my baby has two loving parents who are gonna take great care of him, so... my mind can rest easy.

Adam: Well, speaking of parents, what about your dad? Don't you want to feel that whole thing out, get to know him a little bit?

Chelsea: (Laughs) Oh! Don't forget, according to Jeffrey, he might not be my dad. He might be my uncle. (Scoffs) Whatever. Either way, it doesn't matter. He doesn't want me in his life, so...

Adam: There's me. I remember, a day not too long ago, you--you waddled on over to me--

Chelsea: Well, I didn't-- I never waddled!

Adam: You walked over to me...

Chelsea: (Laughs) Ohh.

Adam: And you hopped up on that barstool, and you said, "When you're having a sucky day..."

Chelsea: Ah. "That's when you need your friends around the most."

Adam: And I tend to have a lot of sucky days, so it'd be nice to have my friend around to be there for me.

Chelsea: You'd really like me to stay?

Adam: Yeah, I would.

Phyllis: Oh, and you know, when I walk past that room, see all those blankets, toys, and stuffed animals... I realize that she's not gonna be there ever again. You know, I-I really wanted Daniel to--to step up, and he's doing that now. I mean, that's great, and yet...

Nick: There's a part of you that wanted Lucy to stay here till her 18th birthday, right? Yeah.

Phyllis: What am I gonna tell Summer? When I lost custody, she wanted to know when she was gonna see Lucy again and how long it would be, and I said it was temporary, but now I have to tell her it's forever.

Nick: You made sure that she understood what was going on every step of the way. She's gonna be sad at first, but she's gonna be okay.

Phyllis: Say more things like that.

Nick: And you're gonna be okay, too. But you gotta stop sweating things that you can't control.

Phyllis: I can't control things?

Nick: Not everything.

Phyllis: Um... what can't I control?

Nick: Food?

Phyllis: (Chuckles) Yeah. Please? Yes.

Ashley: Jackie, the surgery is experimental. There's no guarantee that the stem cells are gonna reproduce and repair your damaged nerves.

Jack: (Sighs)

Ashley: (Sighs) It could all be for naught. You'll end up spending the rest of your life paralyzed.

Jack: Ash, you're not telling me anything I don't already know.

Ashley: Then why are you ignoring it? I love you, and I want to see you walk again, but not if it means taking unnecessary risks. Please.

Nikki: Not to mention, there could be other complications during the surgery, Jack. You flat lined on the operating table last time.

(Cell phone rings)

Jack: (Exhales slowly) Hey, Billy.

Billy: Hey, Jack, can you get down to Grace Chapel on Freeman Street in 20 minutes? We're christening John.

Jack: Wow, that was fast. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be there, and Ashley and Nikki are with me right now. I'll bring them along.

Billy: Excellent. Good. Okay, Jack and Ashley are in, and he is telling your mama.

Victoria: Okay, so the minister's standing by, Gloria’s getting everything ready at Gloworm, uh, Jill took Reed to pick up Delia, and Katherine and Murphy are gonna meet us at the church, so we're all set.

Kevin: All right. Ready, Godmother?

Chloe: I am, Godfather.

Victoria: Let's go.

(Cell phone rings)

Abby: Ooh, ooh, ooh, um, I am going to catch up, okay? Perfect timing. I am on my way to a christening. Baby John. No way. Well, you should totally show up. No, no, no, it'll be fine. (Scoffs) It is going to blow Billy and Victoria's minds to see you there.

Chelsea: If Jeffrey’s my uncle, it means that my dad's dead and I'll never get a chance to know him. But if Jeffrey’s my father... (Sighs) There's still that slight chance that he'll come around one day and want a father/daughter relationship. That sounds really sappy, doesn't it? (Sniffles)

Adam: It absolutely does.

Chelsea: (Laughs)

Adam: No, of course not.

Chelsea: Just unrealistic, right? I know you think I should steer clear of this whole thing.

Adam: No, not if you're gonna keep wondering about this thing. You need to face it head-on.

Phyllis: Oh, I-I-- I don't have my phone. I forgot it in the car.

Nick: I'll get it for you.

Phyllis: No, it's okay. I'll get it.

Nick: All right.

(Cell phone rings)

Nick: Hey, Vick, what's up?

Victoria: What are you doing right now?

Nick: Uh, just about to have some lunch with Phyllis.

Victoria: Oh. Bring her along.

Nick: To where?

Victoria: Johnny's christening!

Nick: Ohh... Sis, I don't think I can, uh, I don't think I can make that. Um, Phyllis is still pretty torn up about Lucy, and I think, if she's around another baby right now...

Victoria: Oh. Yeah, of course. No worries.

Nick: I'm really sorry I'm gonna miss it, though.

Victoria: Well, Phyllis needs you. I completely understand.

Nick: I'll tell you what, I'll try and swing by later, okay?

Victoria: Great. I would love to see you.

Nick: All right. Well, give your kid a kiss. Tell him it's from his favorite uncle, all right?

Victoria: Will do.

Nick: Bye.

Phyllis: All right, I got it.

Nick: After you.

Gloria: Ah. Phyllis, Nick.

Phyllis: Hey.

Gloria: Oh, hello, hello.

Nick: Gloria.

Gloria: I cannot fathom living in a world where a monster like Daisy gets custody of an innocent child? I mean, not to dwell on it, I'm sure, but y--but-- you must be devastated.

Phyllis: Um, yeah, I am, uh...

Nick: Well, it's, um...

Phyllis: But thanks for not dwelling, yeah.

Gloria: Listen, this way.

Nick: Oh.

Gloria: This way, yeah. And, Nick, while you're taking care of Phyllis' emotional needs, your business partner is right here at Gloworm, working very hard on the cosmetics line. Sharon.

Nick: Oh. (Sighs)

Billy: Thank you for squeezing us in, Father.

Minister: Happy to. There's never a bad time to welcome a child of God to the spiritual community.

Jack: Hello.

Ashley: Hello there.

Nikki: Hi.

Victoria: Hey.

Ashley: Hey.

Nikki: Ohh, the baby is adorable!

Chloe: Jack, you're lookin' good. I told you that tie was gonna work, and you're like... (Deep voice) "Chloe, it's not my style."

Jack: I was wrong, you were right. You have impeccable taste.

Ashley: Oh.

Chloe: (Normal voice) Okay, great. Can you please tell that to Abby?

Kevin: Drop it, Chloe. Hi, Jack.

Jack: (Laughs) Hey, Kevin.

Jill: Hello, everybody.

Victoria: Hey! Hi!

Jill: Hello.

Victoria: Did you have fun with Delia?

Reed: Yeah, it was awesome. She showed me a picture of her real pony. It was so cool.

Victoria: (Laughs) Ohh.

Chloe: (Laughs) Hey, Peanut, so you know what's going on today, right? Today's the christening, and baby John is going to be blessed by that nice man right over there, and that's going to make Mommy and Kevin godparents. Do you know what that means?

Delia: Daddy is n-now going to be John's daddy.

Kevin: Right.

Delia: And now Mommy is going to be his mommy.

Jill: Okay.

Delia: So we'll have the same Mommy and Daddy?

Jill: Yes. (Laughs)

Minister: Yep.

Billy: Well, yeah, quite a good guess.

Victoria: That's what it means. Oh, Katherine, hi. Where's Murphy?

Kay: Uh, he's at home. He's not at all well.

Victoria: Oh.

Kay: And, um, Esther’s having a root canal, so you can see I've got quite the lot at the house.

Jill: Yes, she is.

Victoria: Thank you.

Billy: I'm glad you could stop by.

Kay: Well, I had to stop by for a few minutes, at least, to give you and John's grandson my love, and anyway, John would have been so proud...

Jill: He would have. Mm-hmm.

Kay: So proud!

Jack: Yeah, Pop's looking down on us right now.

Ashley: I know. I can feel him, too.

Jack: Yep, always.

Minister: Excuse me. There are a few forms we need to look over.

Victoria: Oh, sure, yeah.

Billy: Okay.

Victoria: Yeah.

Jill: Let's get you some water. Come on. Let's go. Come on.

Nikki: Katherine.

Kay: Where in the world is Victor?

Nikki: Oh, uh, well, I didn't tell him about the christening. I doubt anybody here did.

Kay: Oh, come on. (Stammers) What-- what--what's going on this time?

Nikki: (Sighs) He did not show up at the adoption hearing, even though I pleaded with him to do it for his daughter.

Abby: Wait for me, wait for me!

Jack: Hey.

Abby: Hi.

Ashley: Hi, Abby.

Abby: Oh, I have a surprise guest.

Ashley: Really?

Abby: He really, really wanted to be here. Cue the dramatic entrance.

[TV announcer]

The role of Kyle will now be played by Blake Hood.

Jack: Kyle.

Kyle: Hey, Pop.

Jack: Hey. Welcome home, Son.

Billy: Hey, man. Glad you could make it.

Kyle: Are you sure I'm not crashing?

Victoria: No! You're John's cousin, which means you have an open invitation to all family gatherings.

Kyle: Ooh, strong grip. Must get that from his mom.

Ashley: Hello! (Laughs) Kyle! Give your aunt a hug.

Kyle: Ohh, he's got hugs for you.

Ashley: Thank you.

Kyle: Would have called. Abby told me what was going on. I thought I'd surprise you.

Jack: Well, it's about the best surprise I've had in years.

Kyle: (Laughs)

Nikki: How was your trip, Kyle?

Kyle: It was fine.

Minister: Shall we?

Victoria: Yes.

Billy: Yeah, let's do it.

Abby: Ooh, wait, Kyle. Over here.

Billy: (Clears throat) All right, little man.

Kevin: (Chuckles)

Billy: Oh, you really...

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Minister: Welcome, all. We are gathered here to thank God for the gift he has bestowed on the Abbotts in little John. William, Victoria, do you vow to raise John to know and love God with the support of his godparents?

Billy and Victoria: We do.

Minister: From Psalm 91:11, "May God give his angels charge over you to guide you in all your ways." I baptize you in the name of the father and the son and the Holy Spirit.

Jill: He did it.

Minister: John is truly blessed to have such a wonderful extended family present to witness the beginning of his spiritual journey. Go forth in peace and love.

Sharon: I'm so sorry that Daniel lost custody of Lucy.

Phyllis: Thanks. Uh, I feel a little shaky. I'm--I'm just gonna sit down.

Nick: She's really hurting.

Sharon: I really do understand, Nick.

Nick: I know you do.

Jeff: Hey, kitchen made a mistake, so it's on the house.

Phyllis: Oh... oh, uh, wow. (Exhales slowly) Can you--can you--oh, could-- can you take that away, please?

Jeff: (Laughs)

Phyllis: Yeah.

Jeff: It's not every day we give away food. Come on.

Phyllis: Oh, please-- please, no. Ugh.

Jeff: All right.

Nick: Hey.

Phyllis: You know what? Uh, I-I don't feel very well. Can we go home?

Nick: Uh, is it 'cause of Sharon? We can go somewhere else.

Phyllis: No, no, no. No, it's not because of her. I just--I need to get out of here.

Jeff: Hey. Appetizer?

Sharon: Um, thanks, I-I don't think I could eat all that.

Gloria: Chelsea, Chelsea...

Jeff: Oh, more for me.

Gloria: Adam, welcome, welcome. I have the perfect table for you two. Right this way.

Chelsea: Is Jeffrey around? I really need to speak to him.

Gloria: Um, he was. I'll go find him.

Chelsea: (Sighs)

Chelsea: (Exhales slowly)

Adam: That's a "Checking for the nearest exit" face, isn't it?

Chelsea: No.

Adam: Stay strong. You can do this.

Chelsea: (Sighs)

Sharon: Um, excuse me. I-I just wanted to say happy birthday.

Chelsea: It's your birthday?

Adam: Yes, it is.

(Bell rings)

Sharon: Well, I'd--I'd better get back to work. I just didn't want you to think I forgot.

Adam: Thanks.

Chelsea: Why didn't you tell me?

Adam: It's not a big deal. It's just a birthday.

Gloria: I-I found him.

Jeff: Hey, Chelsea.

Chelsea: Look, o-obviously, I am the last person that you want to see, but I think that we--we really need to discuss some things.

Jeff: Well, I don't know how much more I could tell you. William was one of the good guys. You should be proud he was your dad. I didn't grow up with him, though, so, um, I can't tell you a whole lot about him. We really weren't the kind of siblings that kept in touch. That's my fault. I don't really do the warm and fuzzy family thing. Ah, 12-top's arriving. Better go greet them.

Chelsea: Wow.

Adam: Yeah, that was sucky, huh?

Chelsea: (Exhales sharply) Yeah. Um, can we-- just excuse me for one second, okay?

Gloria: And... the star of the production has arrived, and what a beautiful name-- John, because your grandfather was as good a man as they come. And congratulations to the godparents.

Kevin: Mwah!

Gloria: I am so proud of you!

Chloe: Yeah...

Gloria: Ohh!

Chloe: We're so happy that they asked us, yeah.

Jeff: (Laughs)

Gloria: (Laughs) Well, I guess that makes us one big, happy family.

Jeff: Yeah.

Gloria: (Gasps) That makes me a god-grandma!

Jeff: (Laughs)

Gloria: (Dryly) It makes you a god-grandpa.

Kevin: Sorry, Kid.

Billy: (Chuckles)

Gloria: (Normal voice) What, Princess?

Delia: You're my grandma and grandpa.

Jeff: (Laughs) How'd you get that, Kid, huh?

Delia: 'Cause Kevin married Mommy, so you're my grandma and grandpa.

Kevin: (Laughs)

Chloe: (Laughs)

Jeff: Yeah...

Gloria: Yeah, mm-hmm.

Jeff: I guess you're right. Well, just don't, you know, call me "Gramps" in front of the pretty ladies.

Kevin: No.

Billy: (Laughs wryly)

Gloria: That's okay.

Nick: Why'd you ditch me in the store? All right, what's going on? You're acting really weird. What's up?

Phyllis: Um... it was the calamari.

Nick: Calamari? What-- when did we eat calamari?

Phyllis: We didn’t. I smelled it, and it made me nauseous. And the last time I got nauseous from the smell of seafood is...

Nick: I'm so lost. I don't know--

Phyllis: Okay, I-I was just-- the last time I got nauseous, uh, by the smell of seafood, I was pregnant with Daniel. (Clears throat) Which is why I-I... bought this.

Nick: You're pregnant?

Phyllis: I don't know if I'm pregnant until I take the test.

Nick: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's--let's--

Phyllis: Okay, well, I'll do that, but if--if I am, we have to discuss, you know, what--what--

Nick: Oh, no, we don’t.

Phyllis: 'Cause, you know, what we do--

Nick: We can have the whole "What are we gonna do" talk after we either confirm or deny that you are pregnant.

Phyllis: Okay, all right, so here, I'm--I'm gonna do that, right here.

Nick: Okay.

Chloe: (Laughs) I just got that... I think.

Gloria: Oh, Megan says that Reed and Delia are having so much fun up in the office.

Kevin: Oh.

Chloe: Oh, well, we'll have to give her a big tip for volunteering to watch them.

Victoria: Hey, um, do you think we should invite Chelsea to join us?

Kevin: Won't that be awkward for everyone?

Chloe: Hey, I'll-- I'll kick her to the curb if you want.

Billy: All right, come on, guys. She came through during the adoption. Can't we be civil? (Laughs)

Chloe: No, you-- she's having lunch with Adam.

Abby: Yeah, I mean, that is proof that there is something off with her.

Kyle: Hey, you got a sec?

Abby: Huh? Yeah.

Kyle: Here, let's go over here.

Abby: Hey, what's up?

Kyle: Is Dad dating Nikki?

Nikki: Oh, no, it really was a lovely ceremony.

Ashley: And then to have Kyle show up like that-- you must be so excited.

Jack: That I am.

Nikki: You seem a little distracted, though, Jack.

Jack: (Sighs)

Ashley: Are you thinking about the surgery?

Jack: Yeah, I have been. I saw Billy and Victoria up there with their son, and Kyle coming home, and the whole family celebrating, and I realized just how much I have to lose if anything goes wrong with this surgery. I want to get out of this chair in the worst way imaginable, but maybe the best way to do that is with hard work and determination.

Ashley: Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Jack: I'm gonna cancel my appointment with the surgeon, and I'm gonna give Sarge a call.

Nikki: Oh, Jack, I am so happy to hear that.

Ashley: Jackie, I'm happy for you.

Chelsea: (Sighs) The only way this day could get any worse is if my mother showed up here with a christening gift for them, singing "Happy Birthday" to you.

Adam: Time to go, huh?

Chelsea: Mm. Yes, please, like, ten minutes ago. Let's go.

Adam: All right.

Chelsea: (Sighs)

Adam: Bye. Thank you.

(Indistinct conversations)

Billy: (Humming) Hmm.

Victoria: Where's our baby?

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughing)

Billy: Hey.

Chelsea: Congratulations.

Victoria: Thank you.

Billy: Uh, thank you for everything.

Victoria: Oh, Chelsea, um, would you like to stay?

Chelsea: Uh, no, thank you. I'm okay.

Adam: Enjoy the party.

Billy: I am going to get us a couple of drinks.

Victoria: Okay.

Billy: Okay? All right.

Sharon: Victoria, I'm really happy for you and Billy, that everything worked out.

Victoria: Oh, thanks. So are Billy and I.

Sharon: It was really nice of you to invite Adam and Chelsea to stay.

Victoria: Yeah, well, I guess we wouldn't have John if it weren't for them, so it was the right thing to do.

Sharon: Oh, I thought it was because it's his birthday.

Victoria: Oh, it's Adam’s birthday? I-I didn't know that, but honestly, I don't think it would have mattered.

Sharon: Well, he saved your son.

Victoria: I'll always be grateful for that, but, you know, Adam and I don't really have a brother/sister relationship. He's made it pretty clear that he doesn't want to be a part of our family, so if nobody's hanging up streamers for him or watching him blow out candles on his birthday cake or giving him a card, then I don't know. I guess that's his fault.

Ashley: Well, I have never known a baby in the history of all baptisms that actually enjoyed having water poured around their forehead, you know? I mean, why would they?

Jack: Hey, Kyle. Enjoying having a little time with your family?

Kyle: Yeah, yeah. Not as much fun as you seem to be having, having a good time with her.

Jack: Kyle, we can have this conversation in private.

Kyle: Why, why? Everyone here seems to know you're hooking up with the woman who killed my mother.

Jack: There were extenuating circumstances, Son.

Nikki: Jack, its okay.

Kyle: You treated Mom like dirt when she was alive, and now you're gonna dis her after she's dead? And you-- you should be locked up for what you did. How are you gonna hold her hand? That's the same hand that bashed my mother's head in, and you're just gonna hold it like nothing ever happened? Yeah. Yeah, right. Whatever.

Chelsea: (Exhales slowly)

Adam: So Gloworm was a bust, huh?

Chelsea: Yeah-- well, not entirely. I did find out that it was your birthday.

Adam: Whoopee.

Chelsea: No, okay, come on! We could both use a celebration. That's why, in a couple minutes, there's gonna be a knock on the door, and it's gonna be room service with a birthday cake... for you.

Adam: You know, I usually let this day pass without much hoopla, per usual. I'm actually kind of looking forward to some cake. It should be fun.

Chelsea: Me, too.

Adam: You don't have to pretend with me. I know that had to be rough, seeing the baby and the party and sitting there on the sidelines, Jeffrey’s rejection-- it's gotta be hell. I know.

Chelsea: (Sighs) Yeah... it was.

Adam: Come here.

Chelsea: (Exhales sharply)

(Timer ticking)

Phyllis: You know, this doesn't have to change anything. You know, as a-- a divorced couple co-parenting, we really kick butt. We're really good at that, so, you know, we'll be twice as good if we have another kid, so it doesn't have to change that. Why are you not saying anything?

(Timer continues ticking)

Nick: Marry me.

Phyllis: (Laughs) This doesn't have to change anything, Nick.

Nick: Yeah, I heard you the first time. Listen... I love you. I'm crazy about you, and we make a hell of a team. And I want you around me all the time, and I want to marry you, whether you're pregnant or not.

(Timer continues ticking)

Nick: So... will you marry me?

(Timer bell dings)

Phyllis: Um... it's positive. I'm pregnant. (Laughs)

All: Cheese!

Jeff: All right, come on, let's see some goofy faces.

Chloe: Goofy faces.

Jeff: Uh, Delia, Reed. Jill.

Jill: Yes?

Jeff: I said "Goofy," not your regular face.

Jill: Thank you.

Jeff: Yes, you're welcome.

Abby: Are you sure you won't come back? Please tell me you're kidding. (Sighs) Kyle, it's just gonna make everything worse. Okay, okay. Okay. I'll talk to you later.

Jack: I cannot apologize enough for Kyle’s outburst.

Nikki: He was caught off guard seeing us together.

Jack: Yeah, I should-- I should have told him that we were seeing each other, and... it still doesn't excuse his behavior.

Nikki: Well, I totally understand where he's coming from. I'm gonna go away for a few days.

Jack: No, no, you shouldn't have to do that, no.

Nikki: Well, I'm not doing it because of Kyle. I'm doing it for him, and for you. Then you two can have some one-on-one time, and he won't have to worry about running into me.

Jack: Thank you. It's very thoughtful of you, and maybe by the time you get back, I'll have things straightened out with Kyle, if I can find him. He's not answering his phone. I wonder where he could be.

(Knock on door)

Victor: Come in.

Victor: Kyle.

Kyle: Mr. Newman.

Victor: How the hell are you? What brings you by?

Kyle: Well, you always said that your home was my home, so now that I'm back in Genoa City, I'd like to come live with you.

Victor: Well... is that so?

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Avery: I'm smart enough to recognize a liar when I see one.

Sharon: You're scaring me. Is something wrong? Are you sick?

Jack: You are using him to get to me. It's not going to happen!

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