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Episode # 9886 ~ Victoria and Billy Throw a Party for Baby John

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Emma

Billy: Hey. How did the "Inquisitor" get this information about the baby? I mean, it is all here-- how Adam rescued Chelsea and helped deliver the baby. (Chuckles) This is exactly-- oh, hold on. (Laughs) The part about how my wife upset my "One-time mistress"-- that's particularly fantastic. This is exactly what we needed as a family right now, bringing home a new son and asking a judge to sign off on it.

Phyllis: Yep, this is why I want to run stories ourselves. We can control the spin. (Sighs)

Billy: No one was supposed to run it at all. Find the leak now, please.

Phyllis: I plan to, Billy.

Ricky: Morning, Ms. Editor.

Phyllis: Drop the smile and explain yourself.

Nick: Well, looks like we're both headed over to Vick's and Billy's for the baby's party. You know they named him John, right?

Jill: (Laughs) Yeah, after Billy's late father and my former husband. Shockingly enough, my son did mention it to me. (Sighs)

Nick: Everything all right, Jill? You seem a little ticked off.

Jill: Oh, I'm ticked off, all right, Nick. Want to guess why?

Abby: The cutest little baby, and I'm not just saying that as his cousin/aunt.

Kay: Mm-hmm. Of course you aren’t.

Abby: (Laughs) But I'll tell you, Chelsea-- if she hadn't just had a baby, I would shake her.

Kay: (Laughs)

Abby: Running out into the cold like that, just 'cause she got in a snit, across a frozen lake? She's a selfish brat, is what she is.

Kay: Oh, come on. The baby's fine. She's fine. Victoria and Billy, they couldn't be happier.

Abby: Well, yeah, because Chelsea said they can have the baby, but I-I don’t know how anyone trusts her. She's tricky, conniving, manipulative-- like Billy hasn't had enough baby mama drama.

Kay: (Laughs)

Chloe: Oh. I hope I'm not interrupting.

(Knock on door)

Billy: How you feeling?

Chelsea: Good. I'm ready to get out of here.

Billy: Yeah, I'll bet. (Clears throat) But between the lake and the labor, you need to be 100% before they'll let you go.

Chelsea: The baby's out there, not in here, which means I'm not your problem anymore. So I-if you're worried that I'm gonna change my mind or something, or... that I want to raise him myself, I don’t. I meant what I said. I want you and Victoria to have the baby. So whatever started in Myanmar, it's over now. Noting left to say.

Billy: Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong.

Victoria: (Sighs) Welcome home, John.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Adam: Hey.

Victoria: S-sorry. Hello.

Adam: You on your way out?

Victoria: Yeah, uh-huh, to the hospital, actually.

Adam: Yeah, looks like-- oh, okay, looks like you're coming back to party then after that, huh?

Victoria: Mm-hmm, yeah. Its, um, you know, a "Welcome home" party with some family and some close friends. You know, everybody's really grateful for what you did for Chelsea and for the baby.

Adam: Oh, no, no, hey, listen, I'm not trying to crash the party or anything. I-I-I came here because I... heard some news yesterday.

Victoria: Oh?

Adam: Dear old dad-- he's struck again.

Victor: Can I get you some coffee or water?

Genevieve: No, no. Uh, the attendants on your jet were really attentive.

Victor: All right.

Victor: Well, here it is, just as I had requested.

Genevieve: The sales contract.

Victor: Beauty of Nature is mine again.

Genevieve: Jack won't be pleased.

Victor: About what?

Genevieve: About that and the fact that we spent the night together on what was supposed to be my wedding night with him.

Victor: What Jack Abbott thinks is the least of my concerns.

Jack: What, no breakfast?

Nikki: We had breakfast.

Jack: No brunch?

Nikki: Now we both have a party to get ready for.

Jack: Oh, that's right, the baby how happy do you think Billy and Victoria are at this moment?

Nikki: Mm. "Cautious bliss," I think, would cover it.

Jack: Cautious bliss-- boy, there's a phrase. I think I can identify. Last night was a wonderful surprise.

Nikki: It was. No regrets

Jack: Not a one. I am kind of curious-- where do we go from here?

Billy: We don’t know each other very well, and trust me, I-I get the irony there.

Chelsea: (Chuckles)

Billy: But, uh, I don't know if you read something in "Restless Style" or just heard the gossip, but I never thought I'd be a dad again, and now I am. And because of you, Victoria is a mom, and no matter how it happened--

Chelsea: We... (Sighs) We know how it happened.

Billy: Yes, we... (Clears throat) Victoria and thank you

Chelsea: Can--yeah, can we not? I'm sorry, I-I... (Sighs) Saying "You're welcome" just sounds stupid, and--and I just--I don't want to talk about the baby. I'm sorry. (Sighs)

Billy: Okay, I understand. I have your room set up at the club-- all of your belongings, everything you need, since we discussed you moving out of the house.

Chelsea: Thank you. The club is perfect. Truthfully, I can't wait to just orde- a big cup of coffee. (Laughs) I can have caffeine again.

Billy: Yeah.

Chelsea: I can sit in a hot tub, I can ride a roller coaster-- all the things unpregnant women can do, so... so that driver that you hired, he can carry my bags and get me all settled, and you and I are done.

Billy: Well, if there's anything else you need, just call.

Chelsea: I'll be fine, and so will the baby... with you.

Billy: (Sighs) I know you don't want to talk about him, but, uh... thank you. Honestly, you have no idea

Chelsea: (Sighs) Honestly, I don't think you'd be so nice to me if you knew everything that I've done.

Victoria: Come on in.

Adam: Look, um... (Chuckles) Apparently, um, apparently Dad found Chelsea in Myanmar and had her seduce Billy. It was the plan from the very beginning.

Victoria: He... wait, no. See, when Dad found out that Chelsea was pregnant, he brought her and her mother here to Genoa City. That's all.

Adam: That's what he wants you to think. The reality is, Vicki, that he initiated the whole thing. Chelsea meeting Billy, Chelsea seducing Billy, hell, Chelsea getting pregnant, Billy ending up in jail-- it... it's all on Dad's head.

Victoria: (Sighs) Why are you telling me this now?

Adam: Well... (Sighs) When I, uh, regained my eyesight, it felt like just a few seconds later, I was helping bring that tiny little angel into the world, miracle number one. And you being grateful, miracle number two. So, uh, this thing with Dad, I just felt like-- I felt like you deserve to know.

Genevieve: Just to be clear, I'm not going to waste a lot of time worrying about what Jack thinks, either... (Sighs) But I would like to know if you're the type who needs to share your exploits.

Victor: (Chuckles) Never the personal ones. But the fact that Beauty of Nature is mine again is certainly newsworthy, and the fact that you are still connected to the company is news, as well.

Genevieve: News to...

Victor: To a lot of people, and if our personal and professional lives seem to overlap, that is our business, no one else’s.

Genevieve: I don't think Nikki's going to feel that way. She's marked her territory with me more than once. She's got quite a bite, despite that baby-doll face and the silky voice.

Victor: I'd rather not discuss that, if you don't mind. The sale of Beauty of Nature will become public very soon, and I think it is time that you and I control that message, okay? Make the most of it.

Nikki: Such a strange conversation for us to be having now. Well, here we are, friends, once upon a time, husband and wife, and parents together, in a way.

Jack: Former senate rivals.

Nikki: Mm.

Jack: (Chuckles)

Nikki: And now here we are, wondering if we're going to accidentally on purpose make love together again.

Jack: Um... we rushed this before. I think it would be a terrible mistake to make that happen again, especially with things so fresh with Victor.

Nikki: Oh, he's no issue. You and I have both been hurt, so it's time for us to take things slow.

Jack: Especially in public.

Nikki: (Chuckles) You understand.

Jack: I understand. So I guess, at this party, I can't just pull you down onto my lap.

Nikki: Mm. I appreciate your discretion.

Jack: Well, it doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight.

Nikki: Oh, believe me, you won't have to.

Chloe: Please, go on-- all of the awful women in Billy's life.

Kay: Oh--

Abby: Um, I-I mean, you didn't think I-I'm... (Laughs) No. I mean, when you got pregnant and said the baby was Cane's and then admitted it was Billy's, um, that was... different.

Kay: Oh, wasn't it wonderful, just wonderful to reminisce, but, ladies, let's move on. Now the arts council gala needs new blood.

Abby: Well, I'm always happy to help, especially with Victoria taking a back seat now because of the baby.

Chloe: Sure, yeah, of course. Whatever you need.

Abby: Hmm.

Kay: Good, because I am stepping down, and, um... you are taking over. Hmm?

Abby: (Laughs) Um...

Chloe: Um...

Kay: (Chuckles)

Chloe: (Sighs)

Kay: Oh, please, come on, Girls.

Abby: (Scoffs)

Kay: This--it's really-- it's a wonderful cause, a good cause.

Abby: (Sighs) Well, I mean, that is true. The gala provides most of the arts council's funding for the year.

Kay: Exactly.

Chloe: Wait, no, I got it-- a massive fashion retrospective...

Kay: Ooh.

Chloe: With runway. Very fashion week. I know people.

Abby: Interactive street art. We'll have the guests spray-paint graffiti on canvas-coveralls, and then we'll auction off the pieces-- art by and for the people.

Chloe: And let me guess-- then you're gonna have everyone spray-paint you, so you could be the main attraction. Just another reason for you to take off your clothing.

Abby: Oh, does someone have body issues?

Jill: You know, Nick, Jabot has been the primary sponsor for the arts council gala for years now-- for years. Now all of a sudden, Newman just swoops in with your little off-brand, no-name cosmetics company and takes prime position. (Laughs) Clearly you didn't know that you were stepping on some very important toes, so why don't you just back off graciously, and we'll forget the whole thing?

Nick: Off-brand, no-name"-- that's a good one.

Jill: Yeah, I liked that.

Nick: Mm-hmm. Then again, maybe the gala is the perfect place to announce the new name. You know, really let the cosmetics world know that we are back and in the game. You want to arm-wrestle for some shelf space at Vick's later?

Jill: (Chuckles) You know, I'm not gonna let this affect my mood at my grandson's party, but trust me, this is the last time you will get the jump on Jabot.

(Cell phone vibrates)

Nick: Excuse me. You know, it's probably just the press wanting to hear more about my... off-brand. See you.

Jill: Oh, very funny.

Nick: Hey, Dad. Uh, hey, I want to give you a heads-up. Jill's pretty ticked off about the gala sponsorship. It's actually... it's actually a little funny. Now if we can actually get Beauty of Nature back, she might explode. Any progress prying it away from Genevieve?

Victor: Well, I do have an update, so, um, why don't you come to the office?

Nick: Well, I'm heading over to Vick's now for a little, you know, party for the baby.

Victor: I see.

Nick: I really wish you and Vick could find some middle ground on this. Okay, I guess there’s my answer. Gotta run.

Victor: All right, Son, you do that.

Victor: Would you like to go to a party?

Billy: Look at you. There you go.

Victoria: For me?

Billy: Yeah.

Victoria: You look so cozy.

Billy: You like that?

Victoria: Oh, he’s...

Billy: Yeah, mommy's cozy huh? (Chuckles)

Victoria: So amazing.

Billy: (Makes silly noises)

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Billy: Well, he's getting kicked out of this joint today. Is everything ready for his party?

Victoria: You know, Adam stopped by with some news that's not gonna really surprise you. My dad arranged for Chelsea to meet you in Myanmar. It was part of the plan all along.

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: I asked her about it point-blank, and it's obvious that... he's made it so that she'll never admit it.

Billy: (Inhales deeply) And Chelsea went along with it. It makes you wonder what else she's holding back on.

Victoria: Listen, we just need to talk to her, you know? Find out if it's true.

Billy: Wow, your father just keeps the fun rolling along, doesn't he?

Victoria: Mm.

Billy: (Chuckles)

Victoria: Thank God we didn't invite him to the party.

Billy: Well, gee, yeah, since he hates me and refuses to accept him as your son or his grandson. Yeah, I think that's a brilliant decision.

Victoria: Yeah, well, at some point, Dad and I are gonna have to talk about it.

Billy: Well, we can rip into him at another time. Today is all about this little guy.

Victoria: Ohh

Billy: (Silly voice) Yeah, you're a little guy.

Victoria: Yeah, Mom was pretty upset the last time my dad misled her. And when she hears this, this might just be the lie that makes her walk away.

Nikki: Um, you are distracting me.

Jack: I'm distra-- I am sitting here, minding my own business.

Nikki: (Laughs)

Jack: I have to get dressed for my nephew's party. I--

Nikki: (Gasps) Really? What a coincidence. I have a party, too.

Jack: No.

Nikki: But, seriously, when we get there, this day has to be about Billy and Victoria.

Jack: And no talk about us.

Nikki: Right, or what I learned about Victor and Chelsea. Billy and Victoria have waited so long to have a child together I-I just don’t want anything to spoil this day for them.

Jack: You are a good woman, you know that? In case I haven't said it lately.

Nikki. I'm leaving.

Jack: I can tell.

Nikki: Mm.

Jack: (Chuckles)

Nikki: I'm leaving. (Sighs) I'm leaving.

Phyllis: You know, the last thing your boss-- our boss wanted was the story of his son in the "Inquisitor," yet there it was.

Ricky: How did that reporter, that one from the Athletic Club, right? How did she get those details?

Phyllis: Yeah, I've been, uh, wondering that myself.

Ricky: Huh. You don't think that Adam Newman made a play for the press?

Phyllis: No, my gut says no.

Ricky: Your gut.

Phyllis: Yeah, my gut, says no. It wasn't him. And, uh, I've been asking around and Chelsea didn't give any interviews...

Ricky: Oh.

Phyllis: So that leaves Billy, Victoria, Sharon, Nick, and me... and you.

Ricky: (Laughs) Right, right, because I'm gonna hand a story over to a competing magazine.

Phyllis: Okay, the "Inquisitor" is no a competitor of ours. We are a magazine, they are trash. You would do anything to get your name in ink. You leaked the story.

Ricky: No, I didn’t.

Phyllis: Yes, you did.

Ricky: No, I didn’t. Phyllis, I didn’t.

Phyllis: You leaked the story! Don't argue with me.

Ricky: I give you my word.

Phyllis: You--your word means nothing to me. You're fired.

Victoria: Oh, my gosh, what did you do?

Jill: You are so handsome, even with your eyes closed.

Victoria: Ohh.

Jill: (Laughing)

Billy: Blue blankie?

Victoria: What?

Billy: That--that's a blanket that is indeed blue. (Laughs)

Jill: (Laughs)

Victoria: It's a blue blanket.

Jill: Billy, it's not your blankie. Yours disintegrated when you loved it to death.

Billy: What?

Victoria: Oh.

Billy: You found one just like it?

Jill: (Laughs)

Victoria: So, so wonderful.

Jill: It is wonderful. It chases away bad dreams and monsters. It has superpowers.

Victoria: I love it. Thank you.

(Doorbell rings)

Victoria: Oh. (Clears throat)

Billy: (Clears throat)

Victoria: Blue blankie.

Billy: Thank you. Thank you.

Jill: Thank you for making me a grandma again, both of you.

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Nikki: Hi, Sweetheart.

Victoria: Mom! Hello.

Nikki: Mm.

Victoria: Ohh. Come on in.

Nikki: (Chuckles) Where is my grandson?

Billy: Uh, Mom, you might have to relinquish the kid for a moment.

Jill: Yeah, fat chance of that.

Nikki: Ohh, give him to me. (Gasps) Give him to me.

Jill: Okay.

Nikki: (Gasps) Hi, Pumpkin. Oh, my goodness, you are perfect. (Gasps) You are perfect.

Jill: Why do they have to grow up? Oh, sorry, Honey. No offense.

Billy: (Laughs sarcastically) None taken. Hmm.

Nikki: Oh, arm stretch.

(Doorbell rings)

Victoria: Oh.

Nikki: Who is stretching?

Billy: (Makes silly noises)

Nikki: Yeah, yeah. Is your daddy touching your toes?

Victoria: Hey. Well, make room for one more fan.

Billy: Hey.

Jack: Oh, looks like someone has a way with the ladies.

Jill: Ohh, see, that's the way with all the Abbott men. They're charmers, every one of them.

Billy: Mm.

Jack: Hi, Nikki. Nice to see you.

Nikki: Oh, yes, it's good to see you, too.

John: (Grunting)

Nikki: (Gasps) Oh, yes. (Gasps) Oh, my goodness.

Victor: I'm sorry, but just some quick correspondence.

Genevieve: Mm-hmm.

Victor: All right, that's it.

Genevieve: (Sighs)

Victor: (Sighs) You're not reconsidering going to the party, are you?

Genevieve: (Sighs)

Victor: Trust me, I know my family. And I think it is best if I inform Nicholas of the latest exciting developments regarding Beauty of Nature and the fact that you are still very much connected to the company.

Genevieve: I just don't think your daughter is going to appreciate the intrusion. She's already so upset with you, Victor.

Victor: She's really upset about the fact that her husband fathered a child outside of their marriage.

Genevieve: And you don't mind just walking right into the fire?

Victor: No, I don’t.

Genevieve: Okay, just minute then. Uh-oh. There it is.

Victor: What?

Genevieve: The look. It might give us away wit Nikki. You know, women notice that kind of thing. (Compact clicks shut)

Victor: I don't give a damn what Nikki or Jack think. I'm looking forward to going to that party with you.

Genevieve: Well, in that case, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Victor: Right on.

Genevieve: (Laughs)

Abby: Please! Uh, you know, one thing that we can agree on-- I will be handling the press for the event.

Chloe: Except I'm the one who works at a magazine and has a bazillion media contacts, while you're just a... pop culture trivia footnote.

Abby: This has been a blast, but I have to go see the baby and Victoria and Billy. Are you boycotting?

Chloe: No, my mom and Delia are out at a play date. They made plans a long time ago, so I'll be stopping by later.

Abby: Perfect. Katherine, thank you so much for entrusting me with the gala. I won't let you down.

Kay: I'm sure you won’t.

Abby: Thanks. Bye-bye.

Chloe: (Chuckles)

Kay: Bye.

Chloe: Bye. (Sighs) Do you hate me that much?

Kay: Oh, come on. I mean, when I work with Jill-- which I have-- you can certainly manage that one.

Chloe: (Sighs) Whoa. Okay, well, I am not giving Abby any credit for logical thinking but she does have a point about Chelsea.

Kay: Mm-hmm.

Chloe: I mean, that girl is beyond tricky. Big mistake to trust her.

Kay: When Billy and Victoria officially adopt that baby, I think it's best that, uh, I think its best that Chelsea leave town.

Chelsea: (Sighs)

(Knock on door)

Chelsea: Uh, uh, hi. I'll be right there. Billy said you were coming. Oh.

Adam: Billy said I was coming, huh?

Chelsea: (Laughs)

Adam: What, is he psychic or something?

Chelsea: Hi. Sorry. No, I-I thought you were my driver. (Sniffles)

Adam: Well, I heard you were gonna blow this pop stand. That's really nice of Billy to arrange a perfect stranger to escort you out of the hospital.

Chelsea: (Chuckles) Its okay. It's how I wanted it. I've been on my own for years. This is nothing new.

Adam: I came here 'cause I have some good news, and I have some not-so-good news. The good news is you get to work out that, um, punching arm on me as much as you want. The not-so-good news is I decided to tell Victoria that, um, my father hired you to set up Billy. As complicated as my relationship is with my sister, I felt like she needed to know. I wasn't selling you out. I wasn't throwing you under the bus. I just-- I hope you understand.

Chelsea: I get it. Truthfully, Billy was just here, and I almost blurted it out myself, so... (Sighs) Whatever. I gu--maybe you blurted it out for me. (Chuckles)

Adam: Yeah, and you know it's gonna get messy from here, right?

Chelsea: I kn-- I can't think about that stuff right now. Billy and his wife, they have-- they have their son. So all that stuff with us and the drama and me and him, I-it's just--it has to be part of my past now. (Sighs)

Adam: Okay, Grasshopper. So, um, Billy and Victoria and their family are gonna be in the past. What's in your future?

Jill: Shh, sh, shh.

Nick: That's right, Slugger. Your favorite uncle's in the house.

Jack: Well, thank you for noticing, Nick, but Johnny already knows I'm here.

Nick: Well, I mean-- thank you.

Billy: Hey, Man, what was that? That little look over at Nikki? That was what, five now?

Jill: No, more like six.

Jack: Yeah, that's right-- ignore the newborn Abbott in the room, focus on me. That's a really good idea.

Billy: Uh-huh.

Jack: Hey, Abby, let me help.

Abby: Oh, thanks.

Billy: I mean, he-- he's with--he's and Nikki...

Victoria: Come here.

Nikki: Yes, there's mama.

Victoria: Isn't this wonderful? Everybody's here for the baby.

Nikki: (Gasps)

Victoria: Well, I mean, Delia’s not here yet, but everyone else, except for Dad and Adam. But you know, pretty much everyone. (Chuckles)

Nikki: It is wonderful, Sweetheart.

Victoria: Yeah.

Nikki: But, uh, a little bit later, I think you and your father and I need to have a talk.

John: (Fussing)

Victoria: About the baby? No, but probably about... other things. Shh, shh, shh, shh, hey.

Nikki: But all that can wait.

Billy: (Humming)

Victoria: Know. You're just so grumpy.

Billy: (Silly voice) Right, right, right, right? (Normal voice) Uh, everybody, if I may-- come this way.

Abby: Is this a speech? Because I'm only in if you cry big, manly daddy tears.

Billy: Yeah, that's gonna happen.

Abby: (Chuckles)

Billy: Okay, maybe there were a few tears.

Abby: (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: I mean, you hold a little brand-new life in your hands after a lot of hoping, watching your wife hope, wishing more than anything that she could have more little fingers to count.

Abby: (Chuckles)

Billy: It's great. Thank you for loving our little man.

Abby: (Chuckles)

John: (Fussing)

Victoria: Uh, I, um, I, you know, think it's time for a diaper change. Yeah, mm-hmm.

Billy: Oh, really? Alright, all right, I got it. Come here. I can do it.

Victoria: No, you know what?

Nick: Oh, you're gonna get over that fight real quick.

All: (Laughing)

Victoria: Okay, okay. Okay. Okay, you can do it. You can do it.

Billy: Oh, his little beanie. Come on. It's you and me, Pal. Just you and me, and it's all good.

Victoria: All right, but, um, I ca--I call next.

(Doorbell rings)

Billy: (Making silly sounds)

Victoria: I'll get it.

Nick: She couldn't help herself.

Jill: (Laughs)

Nick: (Chuckles)

Victoria: Oh, Genevieve. Hello.

Genevieve: Congratulations.

Victoria: Thank you.

Genevieve: Mm.

Victor: Hello, Sweetheart.

Bev: Hi. Some coffee, please.

Woman: Yeah, sure.

Phyllis: Hey, Bev. Hey.

Bev: (Gasps)

Phyllis: Congratulations on--on your piece in last night's edition. Wow, you should be very proud of yourself.

Bev: It's all about who you know. Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: Yeah, yeah um, who do you know? Who was your source?

Bev: Please, I'm a journalist. Thank you.

Phyllis: I have nothing but respect for your journalist integrity, but you see, the details about Adam and Chelsea, it's not public knowledge. You didn't speak to any of the major players, so if your facts are wrong, you could get sued.

Bev: Only if they were wrong, which they weren’t.

Phyllis: Well, that brings us back to your source. I mean, can you trust him? You know, this is risky. It's very, very risky business.

Bev: "Him"? It was a her, a nurse who overheard everything Adam and Chelsea said. I have my notes and her I.D., so don't worry about me. I'm in the clear.

(Cell phone rings)

Ricky: (Sighs) This is Ricky.

Phyllis: Hey, Ricky, it's Phyllis. Um, listen, can you come to the coffeehouse? I-I need to talk to you.

Chelsea: I've got big plans, my friend. First, I am going to go sightseeing, check out all of the wonders of Genoa City without a huge watermelon under my shirt, and then after that, who knows? On to the next big adventure, I suppose. What that is I'm not really sure... (Chuckles) What it will consist of, considering it used to be a lot of scams and cons and grifting, but I'll think of something... non-illegal.

Adam: (Chuckles) Well, that's very creative of you.

Chelsea: Hey, so continuing with this whole full disclosure theme of the day, I feel like I should tell you someone came to see me... your Sharon.

Adam: Not mine, but okay. Why?

Chelsea: You know, she had the same old questions everyone else did-- how did it happen? Is it true Adam saved you? I mean, those weren't her exact words, but that was the gist of it. I was, of course, my usual charming self, getting super defensive and all.

Adam: (Chuckles)

Chelsea: I mean, can't anybody in this town take anything at face value?

Adam: Oh, come on.

Chelsea: (Chuckles)

Adam: From "Con 1" and "Con 2," I don't think it'll ever happen. Don't take it personally.

Chelsea: She wants you to be a hero. I mean, she said something like that. And you are.

Adam: So... I'm assuming you're leaving Victoria’s.

Chelsea: Mm.

Adam: So where are you gonna be staying?

Chelsea: Ooh, I'll be living the good life again at the G.C.A.C., just like old times.

Adam: Yee-haw. Howdy, neighbor.

Chelsea: (Laughs)

Victoria: We need to talk, but I guess, um, now probably isn't the right time.

Abby: Dad, hi. Uh, Billy can't find the wipes.

Victoria: What?

Abby: Did you hear he was calling down?

Victoria: But they're in the--did you look--never mind. I'll-I'll be right back.

Abby: Uh, come in.

Victor: Hi, Sweetheart.

Abby: Hi.

Victor: (Kisses Abby)

Jill: Well, Genevieve, you certainly do have a thing for crashing private parties don't you?

Victor: Genevieve is my guest.

Jack: And whose guest would you be?

Nick: Dad, when I mentioned the party, it wasn't an implied invitation.

Victor: Actually, Son, I have good news for everyone concerned. I once again own Beauty of Nature.

Nikki: That's why you're here? It could have waited.

Victor: I think it's extremely good news. Genevieve and I couldn't be more pleased.

Victor: Isn't that so, Genevieve?

Genevieve: Yes. Of course.

Ricky: What? The office wasn't public enough? You want to fire me here for laughs?

Phyllis: I was mistaken.

Ricky: I'm sorry?

Phyllis: I was mistaken. You weren't the leak. Uh, you have your job back, so get all your stuff together and put it back in the office. We have things to discuss at a later date.

Ricky: Man, Phyllis, that was, uh, that was quite an apology.

Phyllis: Uh, you have your job back. You're welcome.

Ricky: (Chuckles)

Ricky: (Sighs)

Bev: You're smiling.

Ricky: Looks like you played that just right.

Bev: Lucky she didn't ask for the nurse's name and I.D. number, my phantom source. (Laughs) I crossed the line for you, you know.

Ricky: And I'll make it up to you. You have my word.

Chloe: You know, if you want to get really crazy, I know about this one gala that had human heads as centerpieces. Look, it got tons of press and scored loads of funds.

Kay: Tell me something, Chloe. Would you’ve invested in something like this before Delia was born?

Chloe: Like good cause? Well, if you consider my ego a cause...

Kay: Well, but you've changed. There's the chance that, uh, Chelsea might, also.

Chloe: Well, it's not like the second Dee popped out, I was Saint Chloe. I didn't get my halo till I met Kevin, really. I mean, you need that person, that person in your life who calls you out on your stuff, and then you listen instead of freaking out. Kevin is that person. And who does Chelsea have? No one.

Adam: Your driver's late. Were going to the same place. Why don't you let me give you a ride?

Chelsea: Oh, I don't know. (Sighs) There's something good and pathetic about leaving a hospital empty-handed with some strange dude wearing a chauffeur's cap.

Adam: (Chuckles) Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a very strange dude.

Chelsea: No--

Adam: And I have a cap in my car.

Chelsea: No way!

Adam: So you're in luck.

Chelsea: Oh, well, then if you insist, I mean...

Adam: What are neighbors for?

Chelsea: (Laughs) You're a friend, too, Adam, My only friend. No pressure!

Adam: (Chuckles) Actually, Chelsea, it's an honor.

Nikki: You can't be serious.

Genevieve: About what? Is something wrong?

Billy: What are you doing here?

Nikki: So what, you're-- you two are a couple now?

Victor: I don't think we need to define that, do we?

Nikki: Uh, Victor, please. Nobody cares how you're amusing yourself. Everybody here is completely happy with their romantic lives.

Abby: (Gasps)

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Jill: The party's over.

Kay: What happened?

Jill: Victor happened.

Sharon: I doubted you, and I'm so sorry.

Nick: What are the terms of the deal?

Victor: We will discuss the terms of the deal at your office.

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