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Episode # 9814 ~ Chelsea Stirs Up Trouble at Jimmy's Bar

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Proofread By Emma

Daniel: Yeah! Yeah! How do you like me now?! (Grunts) That's what I'm talkin' about.

Victoria: Yeah, this is good. This an excellent way to not think about...

Billy: All the things that we are not thinking about.

Victoria: Yeah, a pregnant stranger, a destructive father who probably hired the stranger.

Billy: Yes, but on the upside, a possible placement by the adoption agency...

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: The best reason to cut a honeymoon short.

Victoria: One good thing in a big pile of--

Billy: Okay. We've been through the worst. We can get through the rest.

Eden: Uh, okay, how is that guy shirtless in this weather?

Ricky: Some things cannot be unseen. (Chuckles)

Daniel: (Clears throat)

Eden: What, are you waiting for some steamy sexting?

Daniel: No, I told Chloe to meet us here. You know, get her mind off Kevin.

Eden: Oh, awesome.

[Chloe remembering]

Crowd: Nine, eight, seven...

Kevin: You know, they say what you do at midnight, you're gonna be doing all year long, you know?

Crowd: Six, five, four...

Chloe: Well, yeah, that's why I'm here, duh.

[Kevin remembering]

Crowd: Three, two, one.

Kevin: Good. Come here.

Crowd: Happy new year!

(Party horns blowing, cheering)

Kevin: (Sighs)

Angelina: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Kevin: What? What? What? Carmine knows we're here?

Angelina: My song is all over Viewclick. I'm totally famous! (Laughs)

Devon: Oh, yeah, I've been seein' the numbers on Viewclick. Well, the girl can really sing. Well, okay, so you would like to, uh, speak to Angelina for your blog. Well, I'll tell you what, when--when she's ready to talk to you, uh, I'll hook you guys up.

(Door opens and closes)

Devon: Okay.

Tucker: Hey. Gettin' some heat, huh? Good for you.

Devon: Yep, with Angie M.I.A.

Tucker: Well, that could be a very good thing.

Neil: Hold on. Uh, h-hang on. (Groans) Yeah. (Sighs) Okay, um... y-yeah. Yes. If--if you find the right company, I can be available.

Harmony: Hey. Looks like somebody's runnin' daddy ragged. Here you go.

Neil: Okay, thank you, uh, I appreciate that.

Harmony: (Chuckles)

Neil: That was an executive recruiter. I--thank you for stepping in like that.

Harmony: Hey, no problem. Can't look at this little face without smilin'. Hey.

Harmony: You're a lucky man.

Lily: So thanks for spotting me.

Cane: Not a problem.

Lily: Are you headed to work?

Cane: Yeah, I just have to pick up my paycheck.

Lily: Well--

Cane: You, uh, you want to come, maybe get a beer?

Lily: Sure. Play your cards right, you can even buy me cheese fries. Mm-hmm. (Laughs)

Cane: Mm-hmm, really?

Angelo: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You're not gettin' paid to smile at the customers, hmm?

Gloria: Excuse me, excuse me. Actually, she is paid to smile at the customers, and a very nice smile it is. Excuse me. And now if we could just put a smile on your big face, hmm?

Angelo: That Angelina, she's giving me angina. Her in Niagara falls, not checking in-- I got a guy looking for her.

Gloria: (Sighs) Would you please have a little faith in your daughter, who adores you? And now, can we please go on our date, hmm? You've been so good about giving me Gloworm and all your support. I'd like to show you how grateful I am.

Angelina: That is so sweet! Someone thinks I'm dubbed, and, like, a bazillion people want to be my buddy.

Kevin: What are you doing?

Angelina: (Scoffs) I gotta respond to my fans, duh.

Kevin: Your boyfriend wants to kill us. We're in hiding. Your fans can wait until Vinnie gets psycho Carmine to put the gun down. Famous is great-- alive is better.

Tucker: So Angelina's gettin' some heat, and you can't track her down, huh?

Devon: Yeah, and if you think that's a good thing, um...

Tucker: I once had an artist freak out on me and split right when his debut album dropped. So what'd I do? I got his face on every magazine cover. "Where'd he go? Is he dead? Is he alive?" Now when the dude finally pulled it together and came out of hiding, fans went nuts. It worked before. It could work again. I got connections. If you want 'em, they're yours.

Devon: Okay. Get your phone out.

Ricky: Who's Daniel's little friend?

Eden: Oh, that's, um... that's Chloe. Thank you. She's, uh, going through a rough time. She was supposed to marry Kevin. You know, Michael's brother?

Ricky: Oh, yeah, I remember. They announced their engagement at Halloween.

Eden: Yeah.

Ricky: What happened?

Eden: Kevin just took off. We don't know why.

Ricky: Huh.

Eden: Yeah. So Daniel's a good friend.

Ricky: To you, or just her?

Cane: Hey. It's the honeymooners.

Lily: Hey.

Cane: Hey.

Lily: I'm so happy for you guys. Congrats.

Cane: How you doing, Chloe?

Chloe: Oh, Delia was the most beautiful flower girl ever.

Cane: I'd love to see some pictures.

Daniel: Why don't we, um, get around to beers, huh?

Chloe: Yeah.

Daniel: How about that? You want to, um, maybe come help me carry them?

Chloe: What, are you saving you, or is it me?

Daniel: Be right back.

Billy: Hey.

Victoria: Hi.

Cane: Hey, um...

Lily: (Clears throat)

Billy: You guys here on your day off?

Cane: Um...

Lily: Um, yeah, he's getting his paycheck and buying me some cheese fries, and one day, when I get a paycheck again, I'll return the favor, I promise.

Cane: Oh, really?

Lily: Yeah. (Laughs)

Victoria: Ohh! Are you thinking about going back to work?

Lily: I am, yeah. Mommy needs more than one grown-up conversation a week, so... (Chuckles)

Cane: Oh.

Victoria: Oh, I remember that feeling. Like, you know, I was gonna go crazy if I didn't get out of the house and get back to the office. But now, you know what? I would--I would give anything to be at home, finger painting.

Cane: (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs) Not that that's for everyone. I mean, obviously, it's not for me, since I-- since I don't really have anyone to finger-paint with. Oh, wow. Um, you know what? Newlyweds should buy the first round, so I will be right back.

Cane: Okay.

Neil: Harmony. Sit down.

Harmony: Thank you. (Clears throat)

Neil: Uh, that's-- that's an application, right? I-I, uh, I'm a little confused. I thought you were working at "Restless Style."

Harmony: Just part-time. I need some more hours.

Neil: So you really are staying, then?

Harmony: (Sighs) You know, picking drugs over Devon and not staying clean-- I sent a message to my son that he was not worth fighting for. He is, and he deserves to know that, and I will stay as long as I have to to make that clear. (Sighs) (Laughs) Look at him. Well, you suddenly have the chance to do everything right.

Neil: We all do, every day.

Harmony: Yeah, amen to that. One day at a time. Oh, I could just eat those cheeks for breakfast.

Neil: Yep.

Harmony: Yes, I could.

Neil: I'd start with the toes, myself. (Chuckles)

Harmony: (Laughs) Look at you. He's just so--  

("Running with You" playing)

Harmony: What's wrong?

Neil: What--you hear that?

(Music continues)

Harmony: That's Devon's song.

Neil: That is--

Harmony: Oh, my--hey! Hey, our son wrote that song.

Neil: That's--that's our boy.

Harmony: That is--oh, hey!

Neil: What? What?

Harmony: You--you hear that, Moses?

Neil: Yeah!

Harmony: That's Devon's song, ain't that dope?

Neil: That's your brother, that's your brother. It sure is.

Harmony: That's my boy, yeah! All right, give me five, give me five. Whoo, whoo! High five. (Laughs) Oh, my God.

Tucker: Yeah, that's right. Angelina's gone underground. Uh-huh. Hey, listen, uh, Devon, the songwriter/producer, is, uh, sending you over some candids right now for the piece. Yeah. You hit him back if you need anything else. Right. Well, you're welcome.

Devon: So "Entertainment Now" is gonna run the piece on Angie?

Tucker: Yeah, pretty soon, everyone'll know her voice and your name.

Devon: (Chuckles) Wow. Do you, uh, do you have any other expertise that you care to share?

Tucker: Well, if you're askin', um... nah, never mind. Song's fantastic.

Devon: No, no, no, no, no. Come on.

Tucker: Okay. (Sighs) To be honest, I think the track's a little rough in spots. I have some ideas how to smooth it out, if you like.

Devon: Well, the track's rough 'cause it's-- it's a temp track for Viewclick, you know? It's not the final product. Anyways, uh, I appreciate you making the phone call for me, uh, and I'll be sure to keep you updated on what happens.

Gloria: Oh, this is so nice to be waited on, instead of being the host for a change. Thank you.

Angelo: But you cannot beat the Gloworm for its ambience...

Gloria: Uh-huh.

Angelo: And its manicotti.

Gloria: (Laughs)

Angelo: Our reviews have been through the roof since I started driving this car.

Gloria: Hmm. Well... we're both driving the car... (Chuckles) But the car is all mine, all mine, since you signed it over to me.

Angelo: Like I said, no big deal.

Gloria: My faith in men has kind of been chipped away over the years, but when you gave me back Gloworm... (Sighs) You gave me back my faith. I never thought I'd be ready to go on from Jeffrey. Well, before I felt that way, but now I think maybe I can.

Angelina: Oh, one little post! (Sighs) And not for nothing, but I thought you'd be happy for me... and Devon.

Kevin: What is it gonna take to get through to you? We were shot at, I left my fiancée at the altar, and I lied to my family so that they wouldn't be shot at instead, and you don't understand why posting on FacePlace is a bad idea?! (Sighs) I'm gonna go take a shower.

Angelina: Don't be mad.

(Door slams)

Angelina: But my fans... (Sighs) What would Gaga do?

Angelina: You guys, I've seen your posts, and I love you all. (Giggles) Keep watching me on Viewclick and remember, every perfect note is just for you. Oh, and, uh, give it up for my producer, Devon Winters. Hey! (Laughs) Guy is a major genius, and there's way more to come. Peace out, Dolls.

Angelina: And... upload. Kevvie, I didn't post anything, hand to God.

Lily: (Laughing) Isn't it, though?

Chloe: Oh, that's gotta hurt.

Daniel: Oh, I think it's actually really sexy when they do that slow-motion sweat thing.

Chloe: (Laughs)

Eden: Hey. Make a goalpost with your hands so I can punt it.

Daniel: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did you m-m-make this thing? Look at it. This is awesome.

Eden: Yeah, it's pretty great, right?

Daniel: Yeah. Uh, do you football?

Chloe: (Inhales sharply) Yeah, that game is so juvenile. Here, give it here.

Daniel: Oh. Okay.

Chloe: Let's try it.

Daniel: Okay, give it a try, see what you got. Ohh, denied. Loser!

Chloe: Oh, shut up!

Daniel: Loser! (Laughs)

Eden: Jeez.

Chloe: Yeah, harsh.

Victoria: So what do you think? Are you--are you thinking about going back into modeling, or...

Lily: Um, I do love fashion, so something in that world, I think.

Billy: Well, there's always Jabot again-- the Fresh Face.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Lily: Yeah.

Billy: I can talk to Jack.

Victoria: Oh, that's nice. Oh, or "Restless Style," right?

Lily: True.

Billy: Yeah, that-- that's true, yeah, and I do owe you, so...

Lily: Owe me? For what?

Billy: Well, Cane made sure Mom and Victoria got out of Myanmar safe and sound, and you were sweet enough to let him go.

Lily: Aw.

Victoria: Um, wait. Lily knew that you were there? And you're thanking him, so that must mean--

Cane: That it wasn't an accident that I was there, no.

Billy: (Sighs)

Victoria: So were you looking for Billy, or did you know that he was in Genoa City? And if you knew that he was here, then why did you go there?

Billy: (Clears throat) (Sighs) That's close enough.

Chelsea: (Sighs) Just so you know, I had no idea you would be here. I'm not trying to cause a scene.

Billy: No, you just came to get loaded, right? That's classy.

Chelsea: No, actually, I'm looking for a job.

Cane: We're not hiring.

Chelsea: I know you.

Cane: Yeah, you do. It was your own name you'd forgotten, remember? I asked you if you knew Chelsea Lawson. You said no.

Chelsea: Ah. (Chuckles) Well, I've learned not to answer personal questions from strangers in bars. So that's why you were there. He sent you to look for me?

Victoria: Well, that answers that question. It's good to know.

Lily: I'm sorry, who are you?

Daniel: Is everything okay here?

Billy: Her name's Chelsea. She's part of that mess I got mixed up in Myanmar. And as a favor to me, cane here went down there to get me out from underneath victor's thumb. In addition to finding our little friend here, he ran into my mom and Victoria in the process of getting railroaded for drugs, just like it happened to me. Cane brought 'em back safe and sound.

Chloe: This is surreal.

Cane: So why are you here?

Chelsea: Billy's the father.

Billy: No, I'm really not.

Devon: Hey, I thought you left.

Tucker: Nope, still here.

Devon: (Exhales slowly)

Tucker: Listen, Devon, I want to make one thing clear-- I believe in your talent and your abilities. Yeah, a month ago, that girl's voice would make your ears bleed. Now she's all over the net. People are going crazy for her. You're the one who made that happen.

Devon: Oh, I had some incentive to work with her.

Tucker: Yeah, so what? Now it's time to take hype and spin it into something that lasts. You don't want my advice, that's cool, but don't take an offer of help as a veiled insult...

Devon: (Sighs)

Tucker: This is your career too, Devon, not just Angelina's. You need to protect it, feed it, and always, always do whatever it takes to make the best product you can. Well, there I am giving you advice again.

Neil: Ooh, there he is! That's my boy! Whoo! Yes!

Harmony: Oh, all the way here... (Laughs) On the radio.

Neil: Oh, I'm so proud.

Harmony: Listen, here we are at Crimson Lights having coffee, and whose song do we hear...

Neil: Whose song?

Harmony: But yours.

Neil: Yours, man.

Harmony: Now--now what did Neil say? Who's the man? Who is the man?

Neil: Mm-hmm. You know I dropped Moses off with Sofia, we came straight here, right?

Tucker: Well, that is fantastic.

Devon: (Laughs)

Harmony: (Stammers) Are we interrupting something?

Tucker: No, no, I was just leaving. Listen, congratulations, Devon. I'm real proud of you.

Devon: Oh, well--hey, look. There's no reason to rush off.

Kevin: You did something, I can tell.

Angelina: How can you not trust me? You're with me, like, every second.

Kevin: I was with you every second, and you still managed to get pregnant. You posted a video from our room? What the hell?!

Angelina: It's not like someone's gonna say, "Hey, I know that nasty motel room."

Kevin: If Carmine knows someone even remotely tech-savvy, they can pinpoint where we are because of that video. Its bad enough you posted a new profile picture.

(Slams down cell phone)

Angelina: Carmine knows guns, not computers. No one is gonna track us down here. Relax.

Angelo: There's this little place in Syracuse--

Gloria: New York?

Angelo: (Chuckles) No, Sicily.

Gloria: Mm.

Angelo: To die for.

Gloria: Yeah?

Angelo: Yeah.

(Cell phone rings)

Angelo: Excuse me. Hello?

Man: She posted on FacePlace, Boss. Got her exact location.

Angelo: This night just keeps getting better.

Devon: So Tucker here has a TV producer who's running a piece on Angie's video and how we can't find her.

Neil: Nice. It--it falls in line with everything else you've touched. You've got good instincts.

Tucker: So you guys heard Devon's song at Crimson Lights?

Harmony: Started jumpin' around like fools, tellin' everybody we know you.

Neil: (Laughs)

Harmony: But they didn't want to hear from us, 'cause they were too busy chair-dancin' to your song.

Devon: (Laughs) Nice. Nice. Well, Tucker also has some ideas on how to sweeten the track, take it to the next level.

Neil: Be interesting to hear.

Harmony: Yeah. Sure you ain't too rusty?

Tucker: Guess we'll just have to find out.

Devon: Yeah. Well, come on, then. Let's do it.

Billy: That was subtle. I especially liked the drum roll right before you took off your coat and exposed... your bump.

Chelsea: I have nothing to be ashamed of.

Billy: You're a con artist.

Chelsea: (Sighs)

Billy: You had me thrown in jail. That baby is not mine and my wife has been through enough, so just back off.

Chelsea: I suppose I do feel bad for her-- having you as a husband, some guy that runs off and gets drunk and forces himself on women.

Billy: All right, stop. You and I both know that never happened. I'm gonna get that D.N.A. test. That'll prove that baby's not mine, and it'll prove that... other thing didn't happen.

Chelsea: Billy, I'm the one who suggested the test. Why would I do that if I thought this wouldn't work out my way?

Billy: (Growls)

Chloe: And she chases him all the way across the world, and I'm considered a stalker?

Lily: How did she find him?

Victoria: Billy's an Abbott.

Chloe: She's a gold-digging bitch. Sorry, it's not like I don't know the type.

Lily: Are you okay? Do you want some water or anything?

Victoria: You know, honestly, I just think that I-I-- I need to get home.

Chelsea: Listen, I-I honestly didn't come here to upset you.

Chloe: Oh, no, no. You just show up and you show off your big belly because you're all sweetness and light. Mm-hmm.

Chelsea: I'm sorry. This concerns you how?

Chloe: Really? Do you not know who I am?

Billy: Hey, you...

Chelsea: (Sighs)

Billy: I told you to stay away from my wife. I said I would get a D.N.A. test done. I'll call right now. Get out.

Chelsea: Great, thanks. I appreciate that.

Victoria: Excuse me.

Lily: Hey.

Victoria: No, I'm--I'm fine. I'm good.

Lily: So you--sorry. You met her in--in Myanmar. Did she look pregnant then?

Cane: No, no, no. She was, uh, behind the bar wearing a loose shirt and I--so I didn't know, and then once I realized, she was gone, it was too late.

Chloe: I swear, if I had one more drink in me and if that girl was not pregnant, I would take off my earrings and I would kick that girl's ass, and then I would kick your ass...

Billy: Shh, um...

Chloe: Because he's a guy, and guys suck. (Sighs)

Kevin: All that junk you bought, you couldn't have bought a suitcase?

Angelina: It was one stupid little video. Carmine ain't gonna come banging down the door.

Kevin: It was supposed to be two days--three, tops. Vinnie was gonna talk to Carmine, get him to calm down, and I could crawl back to Chloe, explaining to her why I dumped her and left her at the worst possible moment, letting her think I had doubts, which I don't, but she still doesn't know that. We're still here, we're still not safe, and how much crap can one person buy?

Angelina: I couldn't not answer all those messages. They... love... me.

Kevin: No, they don't. Maybe they like your voice, but they don't actually know you. They don't actually love you. The people who do love us-- they're not safe, and neither are we, and I am not about to let them get hurt, or you, or the baby you're carrying, so, uh, so we run, okay?

Angelina: I'm sorry.

Kevin: (Sighs) We have to go--now.

Angelina: (Sighs)

Tucker: There, right there. It's a little thin right there. Needs some depth.

Devon: Yeah, I agree with you. I was thinking about either doubling Angie's voice or getting some backup singers.

Tucker: Well, you could put some rhymes in there.

Devon: You mean, like a rapper?

Tucker: Yeah, yeah. Breaks up the melody, taps into the current trend. Huh?

Devon: Yeah. That's a good idea. It'd give me another angle in marketing, too.

Tucker: There you go.

Devon: But an established artist wouldn't sign on to her. She--we'd have to get an up-and-comer.

Harmony: You know what? I read online about this one guy.

Devon: Well, do you remember where you read it?

Harmony: Let me see. Here, here, on this site.

Devon: At this site? What are you doing, going to cool sites like this? Look at you.

Harmony: Hey, your mama got skills, boy.

Devon: What you know about this?

Harmony: An old diva like me, in between naps. (Laughs)

Devon: (Laughs)

Harmony: That ain't funny.

Devon: Um, I'm sorry.

All: (Laughing)

Devon: This is good.

Billy: Take care. Thank you. We're all set.

Victoria: Good.

Billy: Hey. You wanted a D.N.A. test, we're ready. We'll have it when we go to my place and talk about the details.

Chelsea: When is it?

Billy: Tonight.

Chelsea: Wow. Must be nice to get everything you want just because of your last name.

Billy: (Clears throat) So... (Sighs) I feel like a real jerk about all this, and despite the public belly-baring, maybe we can just keep this between us?

Chloe: (Laughs) That'll work.

Billy: Why don't you just say whatever it is you're dying to say?

Chloe: You want me to say it out loud?

Cane: You know, I think, uh, Victoria said she, uh, wanted to go home.

Victoria: Yeah, actually, I-I do want to go home. Thank you guys for-- for backing me up. I appreciate it.

Chloe: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, but am I the only one who is remembering that he has done this before? Right? Remember? Because I was in a cabin screaming, you were on a cell phone talking to someone. I'm sorry, and now I have to tell my daughter that she's gonna have a half sibling.

Daniel: Okay, you know what? Maybe we could just wait until they have the D.N.A. test?

Chloe: I think I need another beer.

Daniel: I think I can make that happen.

Daniel: Just two of 'em, yeah.

Eden: Hey, great game, right? Lots of drama.

Daniel: Yeah, too much drama.

Eden: Maybe we should go back to your place and celebrate the win?

Daniel: Um, I can't, you know? Chloe's on the ceiling, and Kevin is, uh, nowhere to be found. Thank you.

Eden: Uh, so you have to fill in?

Daniel: Yeah, me and our two little friends here.

Eden: Okay.

Ricky: What is it about that guy? Is it--is it the hair? 'Cause I just don't see it. Hey, let me buy you a drink or, uh, a coffee, or we could just go back to my place and hang out, whatever.

Eden: You know what? I think I'm just gonna watch the postgame show.

Ricky: Sure, yeah.

Eden: Yeah.

Ricky: Cool.

Roxanne: Uh, Devon has been trying to get in touch with her. This is crazy.

Chloe: Oh, sorry, in my jacket right here, I just want to grab... hey, is that Angelina?

Roxanne: Yes, she just posted to FacePlace.

Chloe: Wait, that scarf.

Roxanne: Yeah, she's workin' the Gaga. (Laughs)

Chloe: No, that's Kevin's scarf. She's with Kevin.

Angelo: Dance with me.

Gloria: (Laughs) Oh, Angelo. I meant what I said before. What you have done for me-- it's so much more than just Gloworm.

(Cell phone rings)

Angelo: Oh, I'm sorry.

Gloria: Mm, mm.

Angelo: Sorry. Make it fast.

Man: On my way to the motel. Checked out the room. Ang isn't alone.

Angelo: Go on.

Man: Name was Monkola, Chip Monkola, but, boss... it's a fake. She's with Kevin Fisher.

Kevin: Hey, come on. Now.

Angelina: Seriously? If you're lying to me-- okay. Okay, thanks, Vinnie. You are the best ever, always.

Kevin: What, what, what, what?

Angelina: Vinnie says Carmine is backing off. We can go home!

Kevin: For real?

Angelina: Hand to God, no one is getting shot.

Kevin: (Sighing) Chloe-- I get to explain to Chloe, and--and I will help you talk to Angelo about the pregnancy, and you get to go back to your fans! This is so great. You--you made this happen! We get to go home! (Laughs) (Sighs)

Angelina: Yeah, sure. Best news ever.

Harmony: Well, I guess I'm gonna have to go ahead and make the long haul upstairs. We go to print tonight.

Devon: Well, thank you guys for stopping by, all of you.

Tucker: Well, you let me know if you want to go after that rapper.

Devon: I will, for sure.

Tucker: All right. See you later.

Devon: See you.

Neil: You know, you're my son and I love you, but today, it showed me one thing for sure-- music is definitely in your blood.

Billy: Thank you. Okay, we'll be there. Well, we have a room ready for you at the hospital. I guess if you need us to drive you there, we could drive you there.

Chelsea: No, that's okay. I'll drive myself, thank you.

Victoria: Listen, I want this test too, obviously, but have you thought of the risks?

Chelsea: I'm healthy. The baby is fine, so as long as this doctor has done this before--

Billy: He's done it many times.

Chelsea: Well, then I guess we should be fine. The sooner people can stop calling me a liar, the better. Bye.

Billy: All right... no matter what happens, I love you.

Victoria: I love you.

Lily: Poor Victoria. Now Chloe's all worked up.

Cane: Yeah, and I don't think Daniel's too happy to see me, either.

Lily: I'm gonna say good-bye. I'll be right back. Hey, we're gonna take off. I just want to say good night.

Daniel: Good night.

Lily: Are you okay?

Chloe: Oh, if you mean that I may punch someone in the face, no, I'm not gonna do that.

Lily: (Laughs) All right.

Daniel: Well, have a good night. Well, whatever's left of it, you know.

Lily: You, too.

Chloe: (Sighs) This night sucked in, like, a million different ways.

Daniel: Mm-hmm.

Chloe: I'm done.

Daniel: (Clears throat) Okay, um, how about I, uh, call you a cab?

Chloe: Okay.

Daniel: I could probably use one myself.

Chloe: Whoo! (Laughs) Wait.

Daniel: You get it? Almost?

Chloe: No.

Daniel: Don't fall!

Chloe: (Laughs)

Daniel: All right.

Chloe: (Groans)

Daniel: Okay.

Chloe: Okay.

Daniel: Hello, yeah, um, can I get a taxi, please? Jimmy's Bar, on Union Street.

Chloe: Mm-hmm.

Daniel: Yes, we are ready, very now.

Chloe: Ready. Ohh, being a girl is overrated.

Daniel: Yeah.

Chloe: You know, it's like guys are born not caring.

Daniel: (Snorts)

Chloe: Right?

Daniel: Mm.

Chloe: I mean, Billy, he just goes ahead and cheats on Victoria. Whatever. And Kevin, he runs off with, you know, some big-haired bubblegum-chewer. Whatever.

Daniel: Mm, I know. We're all such heartless bastards.

Chloe: I know. That's what I'm saying.

Daniel: Ain't that simple.

Chloe: Well, you're doing it all wrong.

Daniel: (Snorts)

Chloe: You are. You should just do what you want to do, and then, whatever.

Daniel: (Laughs) Oh, yeah, whatever. I think maybe we shouldn't have got you that last beer.

Chloe: Oh, do we have a problem here?

Eden: Kevin, if you're worried about Chloe, she looks fine to me.

Gloria: Angelo, Angelo-- please, please, please. Could you just tell me why you're upset, huh? Hmm? Come on.

Angelo: My baby, my princess-- she's not alone. This has to be dealt with.

Gloria: Yeah, of course. Well... I had a good time on our date.

Angelo: Me, too. (Exhales slowly) Dino. You're at the motel? You find that Fisher kid-- over the falls, without the barrel.

Kevin: Who forgets their glasses? Don't you need them to see?

Angelina: Just at night.

Kevin: Shh.

Dino: I understand, I understand, Sir. Absolutely. Okay. Don't worry. When I find Fisher, he's road kill.

Angelina: (Whispering) That's Dino. Daddy knows I'm with you, and we really are dead now.

Kevin: Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Ricky: We had a deal, Phyllis. Where's my job?

Phyllis: Okay, okay, relax.

Deacon: Hello, Victor.

Victor: What do you want?

Sharon: I think you said it all when you barged into my house and took Faith away.

Nick: So is this payback?

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