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Episode # 9807 ~ Billy & Victoria's Last-Minute Wedding Is Filled With Surprises

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Emma

Lily: Oh, my gosh, we need an extra bin for all this recycling. Look at all this paper.

Cane: All right, look, look, watch, watch, watch, watch how you throw this plane. Watch. Look at the power. Look at the strength. Look at the--the awe me ninja power. Look, huh? Whoosh! Ohh.

Lily: Look at that one. It's got a little gum, huh? Now what's that, Matty?

Cane: You know, if-- when I think about it, um, I'm really lucky to spend this Christmas with the three of you. I mean, a couple of months ago, this, you know, I wouldn't have thought this would happen.

Lily: Well, it just shows that anything is possible, huh?

Cane: Hmm.

Lily: Anything is possible.

Cane: Anything is possible. You hear that? Hmm?

Lily: (Laughs)

Cane: All right, throw daddy the ball. Come here, throw me the ball. Throw daddy the ball.

Lily: Throw the ball.

Cane: Whoo! Wow.

Lily: Whoa! Look at that.

Cane: Look at the arm on Matty!

Lily: (Laughs)

Cane: Go throw the ball back. Your turn, your turn. Do it.

Lily: Good job!

Cane: Throw it at mommy. Ready? One, two, three. Go... (Makes whooshing sounds)

Lily: Aah! Okay, try and get daddy in the face now. Get him in the face.

Cane: (Gasps) In the face.

Ly: Yeah! Almost, almost.

Cane: Ohh! Yeah! Hooray! High five. Say, "Girls rule." Girl power, yay!

Angelina: (Humming "Running with you")

Kevin: Could you not hum the song...

Angelina: (Stops humming)

Kevin: That you were supposed to sing at my wedding to Chloe? Who probably hates me now, but hating me is better than getting sprayed by bullets courtesy of your psycho baby daddy, who somehow decided that I knocked you up. Who and now we're on the run, and you keep threatening to puke, so I would really appreciate if you just didn't hum that song! (Inhales sharply) (Sighs) Thank you. (Sighs)

Angelina: Can I at least turn on the radio?

Kevin: (Exhales sharply)

Chloe: Marriage is a very, very big important thing, okay? And you need to do it when you're ready, so we're just not doing it today, but it's gonna happen soon, okay? It's just not happening today, but guess what? Someone's getting married.

Delia: (Gasps)

Chloe: Uh-huh. Daddy and Victoria are getting married again.

Delia: (Gasps)

Billy: Aah! High five.

Chloe: (Laughs)

Billy: Nice!

Victoria: Yay!

Billy: Hey, would you go ahead and do the flower girl thing for us? Hmm?

Victoria: Because having you in our wedding would mean so much to us.

Delia: Should I start now?

All: (Laughing)

Victoria: Uh, not yet. Pretty soon. I'll let you know when, okay?

Jill: (Chuckles)

Esther: Come on, Sweetheart. Let grandma fix your hair, okay?

Chloe: Go with. Bye.

Billy: (Makes silly noises)

Jill: (Chuckles)

Nikki: It's time for you to get ready, my sweetheart.

Jill: Aha.

Billy: Mm.

Jill: That means you are being evicted, my boy.

Billy: Ah, yes, Ma'am, well... (Chuckles) I guess I'll see you when I see you.

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: Yeah.

Victoria: I guess I will see you.

Billy: Look at this red dress. Mm-hmm.

Jill: Oh, oh, oh!

Billy: Aw, Mom.

Jill: Save it for the altar, you two.

Billy: No. Oh, that's not fair.

Jill: (Chuckles)

Victoria: (Sighs) Well, I'll marry Billy again, right now... this time, forever.

Nick: That's right, Aunt V.'s getting married.

Avery: (Laughs)

Nick: I invited you to go to a wedding with me, but I didn't think it was gonna be my sister's.

Avery: Are you okay with this?

Nick: You know, Billy, uh, Billy's made some-- some interesting choices. I don't know how great, but, uh, you can see how happy he makes my sister.

Avery: You and Victoria are really close, huh?

Nick: Yeah, but you know, it wasn't always like that.

Avery: I wasn't always on opposite sides with Phyllis.

Gloria: Michael?

Michael: Hmm?

Gloria: How did Kevin sound? Was it just nerves or something deeper?

Michael: Uh, he just said that he needed some time to think and wanted some days away.

Daniel: Seems kind of strange he wouldn't tell Chloe face-to-face.

Phyllis: Yeah, um, maybe he just panicked?

Daniel: Hmm.

Phyllis: Coming in here is too much for him?

Lauren: We don't know where he's going. I just hate the thought of him alone right now. (Sighs)

Gloria: We just have to send him good thoughts and loving energy, and he will know that he's not alone.

Angelina: Where are we headed?

Kevin: Away from carmine and his hail of bullets.

Angelina: Ooh, my cousin Francine has a place at the Jersey shore. I know where she hides the key.

Kevin: Fine that's where we're going.

Angelina: Crud. You got any cash or plastic? 'Cause I ain't got my wallet, and, well, all my cards are in daddy's name, anyway. (Chuckles)

Kevin: Angelo. He's gonna think I canceled the wedding, and when he can't find you or me, he's gonna think that we-- I'm dead.

(Cell phone rings)

Angelina: It's daddy.

Kevin: So dead. (Exhales quickly)

Cane: Well, the kids, uh, they scored, didn't they?

Lily: Yes, I'm gonna wait till they're old enough to put that together themselves. How about that? (Chuckles)

Cane: Are you, uh, afraid of a few nuts and bolts, huh?

Lily: Yeah, really? Okay, because of that, you just signed up for duty, Sailor. How about that?

Cane: How about that?

Lily: (Scoffs)

Cane: How bad can it be?

Lily: (Laughs) Ohh.

Cane: Huh?

Lily: Did you just jinx yourself. You watch. Watch. (Laughs)

(Music playing)

Cane: (Laughing)

Lily: (Laughing) I told you! I'm always right. I'm sorry, I'm always right. (Laughs)

Cane: You know what? I wonder if Chloe and, uh, Kevin are official yet.

Lily: I don't know, but knowing them, I'm sure the ceremony is very sweet and very... unconventional. (Laughs)

Billy: (Breathing rhythmically)

Jack: You okay?

Billy: Yeah, I'm great. I'm fantastic. I'm wonderful. I'm... (Clears throat)

Genevieve: Nervous.

Billy: Yeah, okay, a little nervous. This is really stupid, because "A," I love her, and "B," I've done this twice before.

Genevieve: With Victoria?

Jack: Oh, did I mention? My brother's an overachiever.

(Cell phone rings)

Billy: Gosh, so nice. Hi, Loreen. Um, well, we've had a change of plans and we're gonna be a little later than we thought, so, uh, can you keep Keely? What do you mean, he bolted? Well, then, um, take the squeaky toy and go outside and squeak it, grab the--the treat bag and shake it. Get the dog back, okay? Okay, thanks.

Jack: Your dog ran away?

Billy: Yeah. Victoria loves this dog. You don't understand. Like, she loves this dog. I mean, if anything happened to this dog-- don't say anything to her, but if anything happened to this dog--

Victoria: Okay, so, uh, really bright red dress, check. (Chuckles) Blissfully in love, check, matron of honor, check. (Claps hands) All right.

Chloe: Oh, well, you need your--your "Something borrowed, something..."

Victoria: Oh, right, I don't have that. I don't even have--

Jill: Oh, look, look. This could be something borrowed.

Victoria: Oh, gosh, that's beautiful. Thank you.

Jill: You're welcome.

Nikki: And, Honey, your dress is new.

Chloe: Yeah.

Victoria: Right, yeah.

Nikki: And this belonged to your great-grandmother.

Victoria: Oh, Mom. Wow, I love it. I love you.

Nikki: (Whispers) I love you. (Normal voice) Now we still need "Something blue."

Chloe: Oh, okay.

Victoria: Oh, yeah, I do need blue. (Gasps)

Nikki: Oh.

Victoria: Oh, no. Do you think it's an omen? (Sighs)

Lily: Okay, here you go.

Cane: Thank you.

Lily: Is that better?

Cane: Yeah, I wouldn't want to put a wheel on backwards, huh?

Lily: (Scoffs) Nope.

Cane: (Sighs) Huh, can you believe it's been two years since we told your family that Mac was pregnant? Hmm?

Lily: No. (Sighs)

Cane: I can only imagine how big they'll be in another two years.

Lily: Oh, please don't say that. Please. I just want to pretend that they'll just stay little in that little wagon that you're taking forever with, by the way.

Cane: Do you think you can do better?

Lily: No, no, no, no.

Cane: All right, if you think you can do better-- no, come here. Here. You do better. I wanted to get some cider. Come on.

Lily: Oh, no, no, no. I'm fi--I'm fine right here.

Cane: You sure?

Lily: I'm totally fine. Don't worry. I trust you.

Billy: Okay, everybody, please enjoy the candlelight while you can, because Sexton tells me he's going to fix the generator soon, maybe. What?

Victoria: What if it's a sign, Billy?

Billy: Don't do that. No, no, don't do that. No, no, no, no. This is not some cosmic commentary on our love together. No, no.

Victoria: Okay, but--but if--one more thing goes wrong--

Billy: No, that's not-- nope, nope, nothing, nothing.

Victoria: Okay.

Billy: Ok.

Victoria: I'm gonna go get back in position, then.

Billy: Get in position.

Victoria: Okay.

Billy: Get.

Chloe: Ow.

Daniel: Hey.

Chloe: Hi.

Daniel: How are you holding up?

Chloe: I am smiling for Victoria and Billy, and if you start talking to me, if I stop smiling, that is not good, okay? So just don't.

Phyllis: Quite an evening.

Nick: Uh, yeah, nuts, but Chloe seems to be, uh, holding up all right. I just checked on the kids. They're, uh, they're back there having some fun. I'm gonna go check on Victoria.

Avery: Okay. Would you like to snub me now and walk off, or just continue to give me dirty looks?

Phyllis: Does Sharon know that you're here with Faith?

Avery: Oh, not everybody is as territorial as you are, Phyllis.

Jill: Ohh, you look extremely handsome and very, very focused.

Jack: Hmm.

Billy: Well, if I pass out, Jack will prop me up.

Jill: Yeah, you're the best man.

Jack: Yes, I am.

Jill: And do you know where you're standing?

Jack: Wow.

Genevieve: Wow. This matronly role really suits you. Yeah, it must be, uh, your maturity.

Jill: (Laughs) And you're a blushing ingénue, Grandma?

Billy: Okay.

Victoria: Um, I still have nothing blue. (Sighs)

Chloe: Well, it's gonna be your face soon if you don't start breathing soon.

Victoria: (Breathlessly) All right, okay, but we have no lights and we have no music, and Murphy took Katherine home because she caught a chill, and there's a storm coming, and that's all bad.

Nikki: Honey, this is about love, okay? Not some crazy superstitions.

Victoria: Mom, I can't take any more marital bad luck, sorry I've had my share, okay?

Nick: Okay.

Victoria: (Sighs)

(Angelo walks out quickly)

Angelina: He's calling again!

Kevin: Well, answer it and tell him whatever you want, but you are not with me.

Angelina: (Sighs) Poppy. What's up?

Angelo: What's up? (Shouting) What's up? Where the hell are you?

Kevin: (Sighs)

Angelina: Daddy-- I-I didn't go to the church 'cause...'cause it's the holidays, and I-I-I got lonely for home, so I-I called Francine and... and she said to go to her place.

Kevin: (Mouthing words)

Angelina: (Mouthing words) No, I'm not with Carmine. I-I'm in a cab with a taxi driver.

Kevin: (Jersey accent) Hey, watch where you're goin'!

Angelina: Uh, uh, going through a tunnel. Talk to you soon. Love you, bye. I think he bought it.

Kevin: (Normal voice) Awesome, and now we have nowhere to go. (Sighs)

Gloria: Ahh. Did you hear from Angelina?

Angelo: Yeah. See, the poor kid was just homesick. Who can blame her?

Gloria: Oh. Mm-hmm.

Angelo: I gotta get back to the Gloworm.

Gloria: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm going to invite all the guests there. I mean, it seems a shame to waste all that beautiful food.

Angelo: Oh, uh, Vin and Chloe ain't footing the bill, so who is?

Gloria: Billy. It's his wedding.

Angelo: Uh-huh.

Gloria: And a round of drinks on the house... (Whispering) Would create a lot of goodwill.

Angelo: Nah. (Chuckles) I don't see any down-on-their-luck average Joes in this crowd. They want to eat and drink, they can pay for it. I ain't playing Santa to no strangers, huh?

Gloria: (Normal voice) All right, all right, all right, all right.

Angelo: By the way, uh, the elves dropped something off for you. Happy ho ho, Gorgeous.

Gloria: Mm.

Nikki: Does anybody have anything blue?

Eden: You know, my earrings are blue. I mean, they're not very bridal, but--

Nikki: Ohh. Today, they're perfect...

Eden: Okay.

Nikki: Thank you so much.

Eden: Sure.

Billy: I take it, there are more issues?

Nikki: (Whispering) I think the sooner this happens, the better.

Billy: Okay.

(Cell phone alert chimes)

Billy: Hey. Huh, and still no dog. Okay. (Groans)

Daniel: Billy.

Billy: Hey.

Daniel: Sexton can't get the generator on.

Billy: O-kay. Yet another omen, if you're Victoria. This is great!

Avery and Faith: Dressed in black, black, black with silver buttons buttons, buttons all down her back, back, back she asked her mother mother, mother...

Nikki: Now you have your "Something blue."

Victoria: Great. Thank you. How does it look?

Nikki: You look beautiful.

Nick: You look perfect.

Victoria: Thank you, thank you so much.

Chloe: Eh. (Inhales through teeth) Well, you can't let her walk down the aisle like that. You need this.

Victoria: Oh, uh, Chloe, no, I--

Chloe: Yes, I insist. Take it.

Nikki: Honey, yes, yes, yes. It's beautiful.

Victoria: Thank you.

Chloe: You're welcome.

(Door opens)

Chloe: Thank you.

Nikki: Ohh.

Chloe: Here.

Victoria: Wow. So are you sure? You're, uh, ready to give me away again?

Nick: Well, Billy makes you happy. I can see that, so I'm happy to pass you off. I just wish Dad was here.

Victoria: Well, I doubt that he would come, even if he could.

Nick: Doesn't mean you don't miss him.

Victoria: I do... (Sighs) But I don't want to wait another second.

Nikki: All, then, let's get this thing going. Come on.

Victoria: All right, I guess the guests will just have to hum, since we don't have any music.

Chloe: Uh, no, when you have a boom box, and I got batteries from the flashlight. No humming needed.

Billy: Judge Anderson?

Judge Anderson: Billy Abbott?

Billy: Oh, wow, it's-- it's you, here, in this-- this is perfect. This is perfect, 'cause Victoria and I, we're the dearly beloveds.

Judge Anderson: But we already did that. And--and what about Chloe and Kevin?

Billy: Yeah--long stories. Look, here's the thing-- I'm so glad to see you here, because now I know everything happened the way it was supposed to.

Judge Anderson: It must be kismet.

Billy: Kismet. This is a good one. Will you please tell my wife? Kismet, kismet. Perfect.

Judge Anderson: (Laughs)

Billy: (Chuckles)

Billy: (Chuckles)

Jack: Um...

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: Oh, Keely! What are you doing here? (Laughs)

Jack: I think you found your dog.

Billy: Yep.

Nick: It's a wedding now. The dog's here.

All: (Applauding) Yay!

Lily: So there's one left. It's for you.

Cane: Actually, uh, I also got something for you, but I held off, 'cause I didn't know we were exchanging, but since you got something for me-- excuse me.

Cane: (Clears throat)

Lily: (Chuckles)

Cane: You can open it.

Lily: It's perfect. (Chuckles) Thank you.

Cane: It's my turn, huh? I love it. It's from Charlie and Matty.

Lily: I didn't know that we were exchanging, so...

Cane: This is, uh, one of the best Christmases I could have asked for, Spending it with you and the babies. This is one of the best nights of my life.

Angelina: What a pit.

Kevin: You want to sleep in the car?

Angelina: Well, we should push the beds together, you know? Make some sort of booby trap for ax murderers.

Kevin: Your boyfriend is trying to kill us, and you're worried about some bogeyman from a horror flick.

Angelina: Help me.

Kevin: Not a chance. You and I, we are not getting cozy. In fact... in fact, we are gonna-- we're gonna hang a sheet so I can have some privacy, because I can look at your face right now. Got it? Good.

Victoria: (Laughing)

Billy: Keely. (Claps hands) Keely. Come here, Bud. Come here.

Victoria: Oh, Judge Anderson. I-I--how... (Laughs) Did you-- when did I …

Chloe: I--remember, you recommended her to me ages ago, so here she is.

Victoria: Ohh. Wow, that's wonderful.

Judge Anderson: It's kismet.

Billy: Thank you.

Victoria: Thank you.

Judge Anderson: I know the guests and the bride and groom are more than ready for this to happen, so let's begin. Do you two have anything to say to one another?

Billy: Do you mind if I start?

Victoria: No.

Billy: (Chuckles) I don't know how else to say it. I love you. I love you, and I have done some stupid things in my life, and the dumbest was leaving you alone. And it landed me square in hell, and not because of the accommodations but because I wasn't with you. I'm not going anywhere else. This wedding, it's it, because we're not doing this again.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: This is... meant to be. This is kismet. It's even blessed by your dog.

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Billy: It's not gonna end in any of us going to jail or me leaving. It's just you and me, forever, because we are meant to be.

Victoria: You know, I am a bus--businesswoman, and I have a career and I have friends and family, and I have a big life, a very big life, but you'd think that would be enough, huh? But when you were gone, I just felt wrong. I felt kind of sad and lonely. You're back now. You're back, and everything is right. Do you know, I'm more myself with you than I could ever be without you? (Laughs) Even tonight, I was running around looking for "Something old, something new, something"-- all that, and... and being up here with you right now, I-realize that all I need is us. And this night, with our family and our friends and everything, this is my happiness. Thank you so much for giving it back to me.

Judge Anderson: I don't suppose you two have rings?

Billy: We never took 'em off.

Judge Anderson: Good thinking. Do you take each other for better and for worse, in sickness and in health, in joy and in sorrow, as long as you both shall live?

Billy: We do. (Laughs)

Victoria: We do. (Laughs)

Judge Anderson: By the power vested in me by the state of Wisconsin, I now pronounce you husband and wife again!

Billy: (Sighs)

Judge Anderson: Haven't you two waited long enough?

Billy: Ooh! Mm. (Laughter)

All: (Cheering)

Cane: Huh?

Lily: I must say, that's pretty cool.

Cane: Thank you.

Lily: Pretty cool. I will be on wagon duty starting at about 8:00 a.m.

Cane: Do you think you can pull the wagon and hold a camera?

Lily: Um, I guess so, or maybe you can sleep on the couch. Then you can see their faces for yourself in the morning.

Cane: Okay, all right. I'll pull the wagon and you, uh, you hold the camera.

Lily: (Chuckles) It's a deal.

Angelina: You want me to drive tomorrow? You shouldn't have to suffer because of me. Oh, is it cold in here?

Kevin: (Sighs) I'm gonna go wash my face.

Angelina: (Sighs) What do I gotta do, draw him a picture?

Angelina: Oh, come on. (Sighs) (Sighs)

Nikki: It was lovely.

Victoria: Thanks, Mom. Oh, thank you.

Jack: I couldn't be any happier for both of you.

Esther: Delia, you looked so pretty walking with Mom down the aisle. I'm so proud of you.

Gloria: And I would like to invite everyone to Gloworm to celebrate.

Billy: Yes, right, reception. Uh, perfect. Everybody please go to Gloworm and feel free to eat, drink, and remind me just how far I married out of my league.

Genevieve: Ohh. (Chuckles)

Jill: Not that far.

All: (Laugh)

Chloe: Um, also, um, you know, Delia got you a wedding present.

Billy: Oh, really?

Victoria: You did?

Billy: For a wedding that nobody was coming?

Chloe: Well, it's a honeymoon. (Chuckles) Surprise. You, guys, I'm--I'm really not gonna use it, so you better haul butt, 'cause you gotta make the flight. You gotta go home and pack and do all that.

Victoria: Oh, no, I--we-- we can't, no.

Chloe: Yeah, all you need is a toothbrush and a bathing suit.

Victoria: No, I mean, we can't--we can't do that, because you've already given us so much.

Billy: Yeah, you-- We can't, and plus, I don't want to really leave Delia right now, --

Victoria: We can't. Right.

Delia: You can leave, Daddy, because I know you'll come back and bring me a present.

Billy: And get you a present?

Chloe: See? Now you have to.

Billy: Uh, where?

Chloe: Can't believe it, but, uh... (Chuckles) Jamaica.

Billy: Wow.

Victoria: Well... this, um... this is Kiethuh?

Billy: Hmm.

Victoria: (Laughs) Thank you. Thank you.

Billy: Okay, uh there's an update-- you guys can go party without us. We got a plane to catch, Man.

Victoria: (Chuckles) Yeah. Oh, wait, hold on a second. What about Keely? What about the dog?

Nick: Ah, Keely's gonna have a guy weekend with me. It's all good.

Victoria: Mom?

Nikki: Oh, Honey, you go.

Victoria: Okay.

Nikki: You go have a wonderful time. Everything here will be perfect. I promise you.

Victoria: Okay.

Nikki: You, too.

Victoria: Love you.

Nikki: I love you. Mwah.

Billy: Okey-dokey.

Victoria: Okay.

Bly: You guys can enjoy the Wisconsin winter. We've got a plane to catch.

Victoria: Good-bye, everyone.

Billy: (Grunts, growling)

Victoria: Thank you for being so happy for us.

(Applause)

Jack: (Chuckles) Bye.

Genevieve: Ohh.

Billy: Mm!

Jill: Love you.

Billy: (Humming) (Laughs)

Lily: So do you need another pillow, or are you good?

Cane: No. I'm good. Thank you for letting me stay.

Lily: And I love my snow globe.

Cane: Yeah, I saw it, you know, made me think of you.

Lily: well, good night. (Chuckles)

Cane: Good night.

Cane: (Sighs) (Exhales sharply) (Sighs) (Winding snow globe)

("La Glo en Rose" playing)

Daniel: Hey. You said he's really crushed.

Chloe: (Sighs) Big night.

Daniel: Yeah, I know. That's why I came over here. I wanted to see how you were doing.

Chloe: You know, Kevin was really having doubts, then I think that he had thoughts (Sighs) You didn't say anything to him about me having second thoughts or anything, did you?

Daniel: No, no. I thought maybe you said something to him. I thought, you know, maybe that's why he did what he did.

Chloe: (Voice breaking) I was so sure that he really loved me.

Daniel: Okay.

Chloe: (Sobbing) (Sighs)

Angelina: Kevvie?

Kevin: What?

Angelina: Are you mad at me?

Kevin: What's the point? It's not gonna get us out of this mess, and Lord knows we have got to get out of this mess. And I have to explain things to Chloe, if she'd listen to me. But, Angie, this thing with Carmine-- it is not good. Your dad was right to want to keep you away from him. I can keep you safe, well, at least that's something. (Sighs)

Genevieve: 5 bucks if can turn that thing into a hockey puck and slide it past the bartender.

Lauren: Yeah, it's the other couple I'm concerned about.

Eden: I know. Kevin must be a wreak. I mean, there's no way he doesn't love Chloe.

Angelo: Bo...did you open your gift yet ?

Gloria: Mnh-mnh, but I bet.. It's something lovely, Angelo.

Gloria: please?

Lauren: What does it say?

Gloria: Angelo, really?

Gloria: Angels given Gloworm. I mean, it's--it's mine? I'm--it's mine, it's all mine!

Michael: Here, let me see that.

Lauren: How?

Michael: This is outright, as a gift?

Angelo: Eh, the classiest club owner I know deserves to own her own club, free and clear.

Gloria: Bless you, Angelo.

Angelo: (Laughs)

Gloria: Mwah! (Laughs)

Nick: All right, let's get out of here. It is past our bedtime.

Avery: Faith, I had a wonderful time tonight. thank you. (Laughs) Oh, my gosh.

Nick: Come on, let's go.

Avery: Oh, you what? I forgot my phone. I'll meet you out there.

Phyllis: "Miss Mary Mack." We sang that together all the time. I heard you singing it to Faith in the church. Ooh, it's like you have a death grip on the past...

Avery: Ohh.

Phyllis: And you're just not letting go.

Avery Phyllis, we are both adults. We live in the same town. We're gonna run into each other sometimes. It's a mild inconvenience. We live in town other than that, I'm over it.

Phyllis: Oh, please. That's bull.

Avery: What are you doing?

Phyllis: What's this?

Avery: What are you doing?

Phyllis: Huh, what is this? This. What's this? I gave it to you when we were little. I gave it to you, and you still are carrying it around. Why?

Avery: Because I had a sister once? And this is what's left of her, 'cause you are nothing like her.

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Michael: Okay.

Lauren: (Laughs)

Michael: Did Nikki seem okay to you?

Lauren: Nikki? Mm. Yeah, she seemed fine? Wedding.

Michael: Hmm. Well, then let's just hope it wasn't an act.

Nikki: Hello again. Now before you try to rush me out of here, I need to let you know that I have just come from Victoria's wedding. Yes, she and Billy have had a lovely ceremony and you're gonna have to just deal with that.

Victor: (Sighs) Will you never learn? It's embarrassing that you're pleased about that. He's gonna hurt her again. You know that, don't you? I tried to protect her from it.

Nikki: Can you just be happy for the daughter that you adore?

Victor: Oh, come on.

Nikki: She was thinking of you. She wanted you there. Enough of that. I'm moving on. Now I am not going to let you ruin your life for me. You didn't kill Diane, and I didn't kill her, either. I know that now in my soul. Don't ask how I know. I just do. The point is, I'm gonna prove that you don't belong here.

Victor: Sweetheart, just leave it alone, okay? Leave me alone.

Nikki: Victor, I know you instinctively want to just push me away, try to find some new reason to be upset, to--to feel resentful towards me, and foolishly, I did get upset. I'm not upset. I love you, and I'm going to get you out of here.

Victor: Will you listen to me?

Nikki: Victor, good night.

(Knock on door)

(Door closes)

Billy: Mm...

Victoria: Mm.

Billy: Mm. (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs) Okay, so if I ever can't find you again...

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: Now I know where to look.

Billy: Mm-hmm. "A," It's never gonna happen. "B," I can't help it. I am a sucker for green beer, shamrocks, and you.

Victoria: Mm.

Billy: (Growls) Here.

Victoria: Hmm?

Billy: You know it all happens here, right? Right there, right now, at Finn McGee's.

Victoria: What does?

Billy: Oh, the lifetime of happiness I'm about to inflict... on... you. Mwah.

Victoria: Ooh, lucky me.

(Glasses clink)

Billy: Lucky me. Cheers.

Victoria: Cheers.

Billy: (Growls)

Victoria: Mm.

Billy: Uh-oh, uh-. Oh, no.

Victoria: Come on.

Billy: Oh, no!

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Billy: We need to ask you about what happened in Myanmar.

Adam: I know you've a not only worked for my father, but you're his friend. You're fired.

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