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Episode # 9805 ~ Kevin and Chloe's Wedding Doesn't Go as Planned

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Emma

Kevin: No.

Michael: Oh, come on.

Kevin: Not a chance.

Michael: Who doesn't love Santa hats?

Kevin: (Sighs) If you are trying to calm my nerves, Michael, it is an epic, epic fail.

Michael: It's a Santa hat. Everybody loves Santa hats. What are you gonna--

Angelo: Well, the man of the hour.

Kevin: Look, Angelina is-- is-- she's at the studio with Devon, but I am keeping tabs on her.

Angelo: Would you relax? I know she's there. We need you to come too.

Kevin: I'm-- I'm getting married.

Angelo: It'll be quick.

Kevin: I'm getting married! No!

Angelo: Now, hmm?

Kevin: You have five minutes. It's fine. I'll be back.

Michael: You're-- you're getting married.

Kevin: I'll be back in a little bit.

Angelo: All right, of course, of course.

Kevin: (Groans)

Esther: DeeDee, guess what? Pinkerton told me she wants to play with you. There you go. Okay, let's see-- hankies. Oh, my gosh. Everyone's gonna need hankies.

Jill: Oh, Esther, for God sake.

Victoria: I know that Pinkerton and McRuff are gonna love it that you're keeping them company, too.

Billy: Yeah, and who wants to sit in a drafty old church, anyway?

Kay: When your mother and Kevin come home from their honeymoon, you can wear your lovely flower girl dress for all of us.

Chloe: (Crying) (Sighs) Here.

Jill: What's the matter?

Victoria: Is it Kevin?

Billy: This is Billy Abbott. What's going on? Okay, thank you. (Laughs) That was Delia's doctor. Her latest blood test results are back, and her white blood count is high enough to fight infection.

Jill: (Gasps)

Billy: She's doing great. She's doing better than great. Guess who's going to a wedding?

Delia: (Screams)

All: (Laughing)

Chloe: Yay! Are we so excited? (Giggles)

Billy: Mwah!

Chloe: Mwah!

Kay: And that, my friend, is a Christmas miracle.

Jill: (Laughs)

Chloe: Let's do your hair. Yay!

All: (Laughing)

Deacon: You looking for someone?

Nikki: I'm meeting Michael. Get out of my personal space before I use my knee.

Deacon: You know, I don't think Michael's gonna be coming.

Nikki: Oh, really? Well, I have a phone call that says he is.

Deacon: From the-- from the hostess, yeah. She owed me a favor.

Nikki: You're disgusting. Excuse me.

Deacon: Come on, Nikki, stop. Come on, it's Christmas Eve, and yeah, okay, maybe I crossed a line, but damn it, I miss you.

Nikki: You know, there is something wrong with you. You are deranged to think that I would ever look at you with anything but loathing.

Deacon: Give it a shot.

Nikki: (Scoffs)

Deacon: What have you got to lose, right? I mean, hell, Nikk, we both know if you walk away, you got no one to go to.

Sharon: Merry Christmas, Victor.

Victor: It's very beautiful. Thank you, but now... I want you to go home, okay?

Sharon: I've already told you, you can't chase me off.

Victor: Sharon, this is no place to spend Christmas Eve. Not after the year you have had, okay?

Sharon: What about the year you've had?

Victor: It's a mistake for you to be here, so please go home.

Deacon: What do you say we go hit a meeting? We can drink some stale coffee, eat some bad doughnuts. Come on.

Nikki: You are a filthy liar. You convinced me that Victor and Victoria were at the park with Diane, when I know that you didn't leave this bar that night at all.

Deacon: You know, a guy might get bored at work, might take a break and not tell anyone, might wander into the park and see something he wishes like hell he'd never seen.

Nikki: I was so drunk I believed you, but that's over. Like I said, this annulment will happen. Now stay out of my life!

Deacon: Listen to me. The best thing that ever happened to me was being able to call you my wife, and I'm not ready to let that go.

Nikki: Oh, you're not? Well, it's pathetic that you think you even have a choice.

Michael: Oh, hey, you know what's great with new FacePlace profile pics? Come here, my boy.

Gloria: Yes, because we have to show the entire world what holiday chic is all about.

Michael: (Laughs)

Lauren: Aw. And where's the groom?

Michael: What, he's not back yet?

Daniel: Where'd he go?

Michael: Angelo took him to the studio.

Daniel: What could be more important than this?

Gloria: Well, Angelo's a little old-school. Maybe he thought Kevin needed a little father/son chat.

Lauren: (Laughs)

Jack: Hello there.

Gloria: Oh, look who's here!

Michael: Hey, Kyle. What, no skates tonight?

Kyle: (Chuckles) Well, actually, I'm gonna be doing a lot of skating soon.

Jack: Kyle has just been recruited by one of the premier hockey programs in the country.

Gloria: (Gasps)

Jack: After the holidays, he's going to be going to school in Lake Placid, New York, trying to become the next Wayne Gretzky.

Daniel: That's awesome.

Michael: Congratulations.

Daniel: I expect rink-side tickets when you get drafted in the NHL, all right?

Gloria: Yes, and you stay in touch with your dance partner on FacePlace.

Kyle: Oh, trust me, Dad's already given me that lecture.

Lauren: Aw.

Genevieve: We're gonna miss him so much.

Kyle: Yeah, I'm gonna miss you guys, too, but, I mean, hardly anybody gets this chance, so...

Jack: And an Abbott always knows when to grab an opportunity.

Gloria: They certainly do.

Lauren: Oh, really?

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Lauren: What else is going on?

Jack: I think your mother-in-law is referring to the fact that Genevieve and I are engaged.

Lauren: (Chuckles) Oh, wow. I'm so happy for you. Congratulations.

Jack: Thank you.

Michael: Congratulations.

Phyllis: Hey.

Michael: Phyllis.

Phyllis: How's everyone?

Michael: Happy holidays.

Phyllis: Hi. Oh! (Sighs)

Lauren: Hi, Honey.

Phyllis: Hi.

Lauren: Where are your sugarplum fairies?

Phyllis: Oh, with the nanny. They spent the whole day at the mall. They were exhausted. Oh, but you know, Summer has the sniffles, and she's been spending time with Faith. Have you seen Nick?

Michael: Hmm.

Phyllis: Oh, I just wanted to warn him.

Daniel: Actually--

Michael: Oh.

Lauren: (Clears throat)

Genevieve: Aw.

Esther: Oh, oh, my. We're gonna need emergency hair spray and bobby pins. I'll be right back.

Jill: Well, I'll say one thing for her-- if her head spins off and flies across the room, she'll at least match the color scheme.

Murphy: (Laughs)

Billy: Okay, the estrogen meter has just flown off the charts.

Murphy: Whoa. Well, maybe we should wait for you ladies at the church.

Delia: Daddy, wait!

Billy: Okay.

Delia: Close your eyes.

Billy: Closed. Who turned out the lights?

Jill: (Laughs)

Kay: Okay, open up.

Jill: (Gasps) Aw.

Kay: Aw.

Billy: Ooh, yeah!

Jill: Oh, wow. Oh! (Laughing)

Murphy: Pretty little--

Billy: Baby girl, you are just the prettiest flower girl in the history of history.

Victoria: But wait, there's more!

Kay: Oh, no, no.

Murphy: Hubba hubba!

Jill: Oh, you look lovely, Victoria.

Victoria: You like?

Billy: It's okay.

Delia: Okay?!

Billy: Okay! Okay in that Victoria looks as beautiful as the day she did when I married her.

Jill: Ohh.

Kay: Ohh.

Chloe: Hi. (Chuckles)

Jill: (Gasps)

Esther: Oh, my baby.

Kay: You look stunning, my dear.

Murphy: That Kevin Fisher is one lucky guy.

Kevin: Well, this is fascinating. Way more interesting than being at, say, my wedding.

Devon: Kevin, I really need you to be here, man. All right, I've been doing takes with Angelina all day, and they are not-- they are not up to her abilities.

Angelo: We need your face.

Devon: That's right. You were here yesterday. You know she's-- she just gets one look at you, and her voice turns to gold.

Kevin: Fine. Fine, you can have my face, you can use my face, after the wedding.

Angelo: But you'll be on your honeymoon.

Kevin: Then after the honeymoon.

Devon: We would miss the deadline for the singing competition.

Kevin: Devon, have you met my fiancée? The one who--who loves delays, never gets mad at me for anything, and is really understanding?

Devon: I hear you. I do. Just one more tweak. We'll be good to go. All I'm asking-- just stay for one take. Please.

Kevin: That's it, one.

Devon: That's it. Thank you.

Angelina: I knew you'd come. You're my good luck charm.

Angelo: You won't regret this, my friend.

Michael: Oh, there's nothing. He better be on his way back. (Sighs) All right.

Phyllis: Uh, I just wanted to tell you that, um... Summer has the sniffles, and she's been hanging out a lot with Faith.

Nick: Okay, I'll keep an eye on Faith.

Phyllis: Okay, good. Can you also do this? Um, can you also make sure you keep an eye on Summer? See, she doesn't need her around during your daddy/Summer days. You understand that? Can you do that for me? She needs your full attention.

Billy: Look at you. Nice date. Look at you, Cutie.

Nick: (Laughs)

Billy: You got two.

Nick: Yeah, that's how I roll, you know.

Billy: Yeah. Sure.

Nick: I'm spoiled.

Billy: Gonna introduce me, "Spoiled"?

Nick: Uh, yeah. Avery Clark, Billy Abbott.

Billy: Hi, heard a lot about you.

Avery: And I, you.

Billy: Mm-hmm. (Making tickle sounds)

Nick: Yeah, all right. Shall we go, uh, sit down?

Avery: Yeah, let's.

Billy: See you, then.

Nick: See you, my man.

Billy: Hey, man.

Jack: (Laughs) Hey.

Billy: Genevieve.

Genevieve: Hi.

Jack: I take it Delia's doctor didn't clear her to be here today?

Billy: You take wrong. The flower girl of the century is on her way.

Genevieve: (Sighs)

Jack: Oh, that is fantastic.

Billy: I know. I know.

Jack: Great.

Billy: (Chuckles)

Murphy: Well, it's all tears and dresses and beautiful girls back at the house.

Jack: (Chuckles)

Murphy: And they'll be here any second.

Jack: Great.

Genevieve: Well, it will be lovely to see, uh, some of them.

Billy: Hmm. Well, what about you guys? Any plans for your big day?

Jack: Well, we have lots to plan, but then you and Victoria should be thinking about, uh, planning the-- well, Victoria and Billy number three.

Billy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slow down. Take it easy. It'll happen when it happens, when the time's right, you know?

Victoria: Okay, this is yours. I put your lipstick in it.

Chloe: Oh, good. Thank you. (Exhales slowly)

Victoria: Wow, I can't believe I'm actually standing up for you.

Chloe: Hey, you can't back out now, 'cause Daniel does not look good in red.

Jill: (Laughs)

Victoria: We're actually friends. We're, like-- we're, like, good friends.

Chloe: Oh, my God, don't get mushy on me. Don't do it.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Kay: I feel vindicated. I knew that you and Kevin were right for each other ages ago.

Jill: Oh, and Katherine knows everything. Don't ever forget that.

Kay: Love is crucial. We need our friends, our family, our mates. We need love to help get us through all the other stuff life throws at us.

Esther: And, Honey, after the year you've had, you and my little princess-- you deserve the best night ever, both of you.

Chloe: Hey, you know, you can't do this to me right now. Don't do it. (Exhales slowly) I can't cry, right? (Laughs)

Victoria: No, don't cry.

Delia: Don't cry, Mommy.

Victoria: Don't cry.

Chloe: Ohh. (Laughs) Come on.

Esther: Aw.

Victoria: Aw.

Chloe: Oh, group hug.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Chloe: Don't mess up my hair.

Victoria: Oh, I'm so sorry.

All: (Laughing)

Esther: I love you. Mwah!

Angelina: (Singing tunefully) Running with you don't leave me behind take me away I'll be by your side running with you out of the light living your secrets let's burn through the night running with you...

Angelo: You did good, Kevin. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get to the church.

Kevin: Whoa, you have to get to the church without me?

Angelo: When Devon says it's a take or it's a wrap or whatever, consider yourself free to go.

Angelina: I'll be all you desire

(Buttons clicking)

Devon: Yes. That was awesome. Wasn't that awesome?

Kevin: Actually, yes, it was great. I can't wait to hear it at my wedding, so come on, let's go.

Devon: Well, hey, I'm sorry I'm not gonna be able to be there in person. I have to get this mixed, but first, I need to get coffee 'cause it's gonna be a long night. Thank you for being here, and congratulations. I really am happy for you, man.

Kevin: Thank you, thank you.

Devon: Yeah, absolutely.

Kevin: All right.

Devon: Great.

Kevin: Come on. It's your live performance. Aren't you excited? Let's go, and, you know, it's also my wedding. No big deal.

Angelina: Did you really like the song?

Kevin: I will flatter you in the car. Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Angelina: (Shrieks) (Gasping)

Kevin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Angie. Angie?

Angelina: Oh.

Sharon: I'm not leaving. I'm not staying away. On a night like this, we're both alone, Victor. I don't want to go home and... think about what I'm missing. If you care about me, Victor, let me stay.

(Door opens)

Nikki: (Quietly) Thank you. On Christmas Eve, Sharon? Why aren't you with the kids?

Sharon: Well, Noah stayed in New York for work, Faith is with Nick, and since there's not much Christmas cheer in jail, I thought I'd bring some.

Nikki: Oh, thoughtful.

Victor: Nikki, what are you doing here?

Nikki: Well, I came to see you, of course.

Victor: I don't think so.

Nikki: I thought we could finish our conversation.

Victor: For what reason?

Nikki: It's Christmas Eve. You're all alone.

Victor: Well, obviously, I'm not.

Nikki: I see. Wow. I don't know why I would even be... surprised that you would pick tonight, of all nights, to hurt me. Actually, I should have seen it coming. You two have a great Christmas.

(Knock on door)

Sharon: That's right. Shut everyone out. Brilliant.

Victor: (Sighs) She shouldn't be here. Neither should you.

Sharon: Stop it, Victor. It's time you let someone in.

Kay: (Laughs)

Murphy: Well, hello.

Kay: Everything looks so lovely.

Genevieve: It sets the bar rather high, doesn't it?

Jack: Oh, we are planning our own wedding here next month.

Jill: (Gasps)

Kay: (Gasps)

Jill: Lord, "Bridezilla" lives. Oh, Jack, please, you do realize she is going to chew Jabot up into tiny little pieces, don't you? And please tell me you've given her her own office as a wedding gift.

Genevieve: But I love our little cozy office for two! Now why would I want to give that up, when annoying you gives me so much joy?

Kay: This is beginning to sound very, very familiar.

Jack: I think we'll leave the office arrangement as it is.

Jill: Excuse me while I go rage at God.

Lauren: Hey, Sis.

Jill: Don't ask.

Lauren: What?

Daniel: I don't know. Watch it, watch it--

Eden: Ha! Oh, no.

Lauren: Hey, what's this?

Eden: (Laughs)

Daniel: It's a movie.

Lauren: Very funny. I mean this. What's going on?

Eden: Um, two people in close proximity?

Lauren: Uh-huh.

Eden: Mm-hmm.

Lauren: Mm-hmm. Does your brother know?

Eden: Um, that we're people? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he suspects.

Daniel: (Clears throat)

Eden: Pretty sure.

Lauren: Okay, fine. (Whispers) Don't want to know.

Daniel: (Laughs)

Phyllis: Mm, staring at your phone all the time isn't going to make Kevin call.

Michael: Staring at Nick and Avery isn't gonna make them spontaneously combust.

Phyllis: I don't want them to spontaneously combust.

Michael: Hmm.

Phyllis: Not in front of Faith.

Michael: Oh, merry Christmas.

Phyllis: (Laughs)

Michael: Oh. Where's my brother?

Angelo: He'll be here any minute.

Michael: (Clicks lips) I will wait outside.

Angelo: Yeah.

Chloe: Okay. (Sighs)

Lauren: You look so beautiful.

Chloe: Is it good?

Victoria: Gorgeous.

Michael: Oh, no. Mm.

Chloe: "Oh, no"? What?

Michael: "Oh, no"... the best man's not supposed to see the bride. (Laughs)

Gloria: (Laughs)

Lauren: (Laughs) Really?

Chloe: Michael? "Oh, no" what?

Michael: Huh. Uh... look, we're just gonna have a little delay. It's no big deal. Kevin isn't here yet. That's not--

Chloe: (Gasps) (Voice breaks) Okay.

Kevin: So what is wrong with you? Do you have a fever?

Angelina: It's not--

Kevin: Is it food poisoning? Because I cannot have you puke in my car.

Angelina: That's not it.

Kevin: Well, then, what? I mean, are you hungry? Is it low blood sugar? I mean, we can get you something to eat at the church. Uh, a wafer. No, animal crackers. They have animal crackers there for whiny kids.

Angelina: That's not it. I'm P.G., okay?

Kevin: Tell me you're talking about your movie rating, please.

Angelina: I'm pregnant.

Kevin: How? When? Your father and I have been with you nonstop.

Angelina: Not non-nonstop, and Carmine and I, you know, we get creative.

Kevin: (Gasping) Carmine? Car--you've seen Carmine? Oh, my God, I'm dead. I'm so dead. You--you've seen Carmine and now you're pregnant by Carmine. Your father is gonna kill me! Get down, get down.

Angelina: (Screams)

(Tires squealing, gunfire)

Kevin: What the hell? He has a hit on me already?

Angelina: It wasn't daddy. It must have been Carmine. He's been following me. He knows about us and he's wicked jealous. He thinks the baby is yours.

Kevin: What the-- how could the baby-- we've never-- I'm getting married!

Angelina: He never gives up. We have to get out of here before he comes back.

Kevin: (Breathing heavily) Get in the car. Get--get in the car. Bullets. It--there was gunshots. I don't even believe this.

Nikki: Uh, vodka, double-- straight up. Ohh.

Sharon: Since the guards are not about to hand you a Christmas present, I'll do the honors. Ta-da! I know how scarce books can be in here, so I-I tried to mix it up a little. I brought some classics, I-I brought some new releases, and--and I got a couple in here for me, too. Maybe we can be a-a book club of two. But, you know, if you do get to the end of the books before me, you have to promise not to tell me what happens, 'cause it drives me nuts when people do that.

Victor: You've done the impossible. You've put me in the holiday spirit, you know?

Sharon: You know, I never really even knew what the Christmas spirit was until I joined your family. When I was growing up, you know, my father wasn't around, and Doris, she's-- she's not the most festive person, you know? So Christmas was always a bit of a disappointment, just something that never lived up to the hype. I'm sure that's nothing compared to your childhood.

Victor: (Inhales deeply) Hmm. There's certain similarities, yeah. It wasn't until I was an adult that I didn't... loathe the idea of Christmas, but now with children and grandchildren... Beautiful music, and... (Inhales deeply) The smell of Christmas trees and candles and... the laughter of children.

Chloe: You dragged him-- you dragged him away. You made him go to the studio, tonight, now?

Victoria: Its okay, it's gonna be okay.

Chloe: Before his wedding?

Angelo: Uh, he was right behind me, ready to go, my hand to God.

Chloe: Okay, then where is he? Where is my groom?

Kevin: (Breathing heavily) Your baby daddy shot at us.

Angelina: Wait, are we going to the church?

Kevin: Yeah.

Angelina: Carmine knows I'm singing. He'll be there waiting for us.

Kevin: Wait, wait a second. If Carmine knows that I'm getting married, why does he think that you and I had sex?

Angelina: Right, because no one ever cheats.

Kevin: Whatever. I'm going to my wife-to-be, who is waiting for me, and your dad can handle this.

Angelina: No! You can't tell Daddy. He'll kill me, and you for letting it happen, and if Carmine finds us there--

Kevin: Whatever. You know what? Fine. I don't care. I'm just gonna call the cops, then.

Angelina: Did you forget who Daddy is? Cops are not an option. I can handle Carmine. I can. We just need to... (Sighs) Duck out of town for a couple of days, until I can make him see sense.

Kevin: What are you talking about? We don't have a couple of days. I am getting married right now!

Angelina: Do you want my lunatic boyfriend popping off bullets around Chloe and your family? Because he will, and if we go back there-- oh, God, I might be sick.

Kevin: Stop, stop, just stop it. You are freaking me out.

Angelina: We have to go where Carmine can't find us. If you love Chloe, if you want to protect her, we have to run.

Kevin: (Breathing heavily)

Daniel: Okay, look, Kevin is not about to miss your wedding.

Michael: No, no, it's just some confusion, really.

Victoria: Or car trouble.

Chloe: Like an accident? Do you think he's bleeding?

Victoria: No, no, no, no, like a flat.

Michael: Yes, like he needs jumper cables.

Billy: I have some jumper cables...

Chloe: (Gasps)

Billy: And I'm gonna go find him and give them to him.

Chloe: (Sighs)

(Cell phone rings)

Chloe: Oh, wait, maybe that's him, maybe that's him. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Hi. Are you okay? Are you bleeding? Do you need cables? Are you serious? You're calling off the wedding? Angelo said that you were right behind him.

Kevin: I... (Clears throat) I was, and then, um... something happened, and-- I have to pull over. Hold on. I realized, Chloe, that I, um... I need some time... to think.

Chloe: About what?

Kevin: I'm worried that you're gonna get hurt. I think that if we get married, you're gonna get hurt, so it's best we just stop now. (Sniffles)

Chloe: You don't want to marry me.

Kevin: (Sniffles) (Sighs) It's crazy, isn't it? How this all happened-- I mean, so fast. We were together, and then we weren't, and we were together again, and then, boom, we were engaged.

Chloe: But we were okay, weren't we?

Kevin: I-I can't come to the church and I can't see you in your dress, looking so beautiful, knowing that... some terrible things could happen to you, and it would be my fault. It's not fair.

Chloe: No, no, I mean, look, if you're not ready to get married, then you shouldn't be here.

Kevin: Chloe, there's nobody else that I would rather be ready for. You know that. (Sighs) I-I'm just not there.

Chloe: (Voice breaks) Okay.

Kevin: I'm gonna go away for a few days. I need time, just so that... I know that I'm doing the right thing, and when I get back, we will sit down and we will talk face-to-face, and I will hopefully have answers for you.

Chloe: Sure.

Kevin: Chloe?

Chloe: Yeah?

Kevin: (Sobbing) I'm so sorry.

Kevin: (Breathing heavily)

Chloe: Um... So there's not gonna be a wedding tonight.

Nikki: (Slurring speech) Hello? Another. (Clears throat)

Deacon: Are you sure you want to do that?

Nikki: Oh, well, look who must have begged to get their job back. Hey, you know what? That's good for me. Do it. Pour me a drink.

Deacon: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Honey, but I'm here as a customer.

Nikki: (Groans) Well, your hands aren't broken, so pour it anyway.

Deacon: You know, that woman who put me in my place yesterday was sober. She was tough and strong. Who the hell did this to you, Nikk? Who drove you back to the booze?

Nikki: You are so, so concerned about me, so full of... it.

Deacon: You're right, I am full of it...

Nikki: Mm.

Deacon: About some things, but one thing that has not changed and will never change is that you affect me. I see you like this, and all I want to do-- all I want to do is take care of you. I mean, I know you think I'm a jerk. Hell, I am a jerk...

Nikki: Mm.

Deacon: But I'm a jerk that cares about you. Please, let me help you.

Chloe: Well, look at this place. I mean, it just looks incredible, right? And what am I gonna do? I'm gonna be that person who's like-- has this great big party, and then is like, "Oh, no, whatever." I mean, I could do that, and I could get really drunk and cry all over people, but... (Sighs) I don't want to do that in front of Delia. (Sniffles) It's just a shame for this whole thing to just go to waste. It just looks so beautiful. (Sighs)

Victoria: Um... I can make the announcement, low-key, you know...

Chloe: Yeah.

Victoria: If you want.

Chloe: I would love that. Just don't make me sound pathetic, okay? (Laughs)

Victoria: I'll be right back.

Chloe: (Laughs)

Billy: Honey, I'm sorry. You don't deserve this.

Chloe: Thanks.

Billy: (Clears throat) I'm gonna ask you something that, uh, if it were coming from anyone else, it'd be unfathomable, but, um... (Clicks lips) Given our crazy history, I feel like I could ask you this.

Chloe: Are you serious? (Laughs)

Billy: No, uh, well, maybe, I don't-- are you gonna hit me if I ask you?

Chloe: No. (Sniffles) You're right. I'm the only person you could ever ask.

Billy: This is true.

Chloe: Um...

Billy: (Laughs)

Chloe: Yeah, do it.

Billy: Thank you.

Billy: (Clears throat)

Victoria: Uh... everyone, uh... I'm afraid that I have an announcement. Kevin and Chloe will not be getting married tonight.

Jill: What?

Victoria: (Quietly) That sounded a lot more subtle in my head.

Billy: (Quietly) No, no, it--it's okay. Um, I got your back. Just repeat after me.

Victoria: Okay.

Billy: But that doesn't mean...

Victoria: (Normal voice) Uh, but that doesn't mean...

Billy: That there won't be a wedding...

Victoria: That there won't be a--a w--

Billy: Just roll with it, trust me. Do it.

Victoria: But that doesn't mean that there won't be a wedding.

Billy: It's a lovely evening, and all of you look fabulous...

Victoria: It's a lovely evening, and all of you look so fabulous... (Laughs)

Billy: And Christmas Eve is a night of joy and love...

Victoria: And Christmas Eve is a night of joy and love...

Billy: So won't you please stay...

Victoria: So won't you please stay...

Billy: And join us, as I marry the man that I love.

Victoria: And join us as...

Billy: Mm-hmm. Chop-chop. Do it. Cool?

Victoria: (Quietly) Really?

Billy: Oh, yeah, really. You know, I was waiting for a sign, you know, that I could do right by you, and... ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. (Chuckles)

Chloe: (Whispering) It would make me really happy if you would do this. Trust me. Go.

Victoria: (Normal voice) And join us as I marry the man that I love, Billy. Billy and I are getting married again! (Laughs)

Billy: (Laughs)

Jill: Oh, good. That's so good. Yeah!

Kay: (Chuckles)

All: (Clapping)

Genevieve: Ohh.

Victoria: (Laughing)

Billy: (With clenched teeth) Uh, okay, no one's laughing. Unbelievable. (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Deacon: Whoever did this to you doesn't deserve to know you. Hell, I don't deserve to know you. But I'm grateful I do. So I'll tell you what, Nikk, you just go right on hating me. Just let me look after you, please.

(Cell phone alert chimes)

Nikki: (Gasps) Oh, my God.

Deacon: What?

Nikki: (Slurring speech) Victoria is marrying Billy right now. I gotta go.

Deacon: Okay, listen, I'll come with you, all right?

Nikki: No, you're not going with me.

Deacon: Well, let me at least--

Nikki: Stay the hell out of my life.

Deacon: Let me call you a taxi. Let me call you a cab.

Nikki: Shh. Get out!

Deacon: (Scoffs)

Sharon: It seems fitting.

Sharon: "Marley was dead to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that."

Angelina: (Humming "Running with you" tunefully)

Kevin: (Sighs)

Angelina: (Continues humming)

Victoria: Are you sure?

Chloe: I already said yes.

Victoria: But it's weird.

Chloe: I had a cake fight at my wedding. You got arrested in yours. There's really nothing more weird than that.

Victoria: Will you stand up with me?

Chloe: You got it.

Victoria: Uh, wow. (Laughing)

Chloe: Yeah, I know, wow. (Laughing)

Phyllis: I'm surprised we're not hearing sounds of breakage coming from the other room.

Daniel: (Chuckles)

Avery: Well, not everyone throws tantrums when things don't go their way.

Jack: Well, then, looks like Billy's gonna beat me to the altar after all.

Lauren: I had no idea that Kevin had doubts.

Michael: (Scoffs)

Lauren: I mean, he must be really torn up to have done something like this.

Gloria: Kevin loves Chloe, and everybody knows that. Unless he loves her too much, and he snapped.

Michael: Oh, he s-snapped.

Gloria: Yes.

Lauren: I mean, it's possible.

Michael: What are you-- you know what? Okay, fine. We will help him through this, and maybe by this time next week, they will be getting married.

Gloria: Maybe.

Lauren: Let's hope.

Michael: (Scoffs) I need some air.

Jill: (Gasps) Oh, my God. I just realized I'm the mother of the groom.

Kay: Well, I just hope the mother of the bride makes it in time. She texted she was on her way.

Jill: (Sighs)

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Nikki: Who are you?

Angel: I'm your guardian angel.

Victoria: My mom-- for her not to show up-- I'm so afraid for her.

Nikki: He's remembering everything that we lost.

Angel: He's remembering how much he loves you.

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