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Episode # 9804 ~ Christmas Children's Pageant

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Emma

Children: Good tidings to you and all of your kin good tidings for Christmas and a happy new year we wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year and a happy new year

Harmony: Whoo! You know, we are definitely going to do a second verse, 'cause you guys were off the chain!

Summer: But what if we forget the words?

Harmony: Oh, Sweetheart, you got this. I heard your beautiful voice. I don't want you to worry about a thing, okay? Because tonight is going to be just w-- wonderful.

Kay: It's all set. No, I won't tell a soul. I'll leave that up to you. (Chuckles) Good-bye.

Jill: Katherine, what are you up to?

Kay: Nothing you need to know about.

Jill: (Tsks) Didn't you learn your lesson, that--keeping that secret from Devon, that you were his grandmother?

Kay: This is nothing like that. This is a Christmas surprise.

Jill: (Chuckles) Yeah, but your "Surprises" have a tendency to backfire.

Kay: (Sighs)

Neil: So don't you think we should talk to Lily before we get the twins something that big?

Sofia: (Scoffs) But if we tell her, then you ruin the surprise. I mean, can't you just imagine the twins chugging along... choo-choo!

Neil: (Groans)

Sofia: In their own little train around the backyard? Oh, and then little Moses all huddled up in the caboose? Too cute.

Neil: Mm, yeah. Okay, that would be. That would be cute.

Tucker: Hey.

Ashley: Hi.

Neil: Hi. Hey, Guys.

Ashley: No, no, don't get up. I just wanted to congratulate you on your wedding.

Neil: Oh. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

Sofia: Thanks, yeah.

Tucker: Uh, we're runnin' a little late, so I'm gonna check with the maître d'. Let me say hi to "Little Mo." Oh, he's cute.

Neil: All right, Tucker.

Ashley: You are so lucky that you can bring Moses out like this. I couldn't do that when Abby was this age. She always had to be the center of attention. Big surprise, right?

Sofia: No, well, Moses has his moments, yeah.

Ashley: Really? Just remember you have lots of friends who'd love to babysit if you guys ever want some alone time.

Sofia: Now are you offering?

Ashley: Absolutely. We newlyweds have to stick together, right?

Sofia: Yes. (Chuckles)

Ashley: Oh, I think our table's ready. I'll see you, guys.

Neil: Yeah.

Sofia: Mm-hmm. That was nice of her.

Neil: Yeah. We're gonna have to take her up on that sometime, right?

Cane: Oh, let's do a fist. Hey, do you think we should make some more, just in case? Here we go.

Lily: I think so, because these are gonna be in high demand, huh, Baby? Huh?

Cane: Ohh. Oh, look at your little fist.

Lily: Okay, careful with the glitter, okay? 'Cause it gets everywhere, all right? Look at that, see?

Cane: Um, ca--

Lily: Ooh, little baby.

Cane: Case in point.

Lily: What?

Cane: (Whispering) Its right here. You have a little glitter right there.

Billy: What do you think, inspector? I-is this gonna work? It's gonna work? Nice. Let's go. Let's go. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I need you to help me out. Turn that little rascal on. Yay! Good work! Good work. (Hums a fanfare) Uh-oh. Do you smell that? What is that? What do you smell?

Delia: Cookies.

Billy: No, that's heaven. That's what heaven smells like. At least, it should.

Victoria: Oh, hey. Hey, you guys. Check me out.

Billy: Hey. That's what I'm doing.

Victoria: No, no, I mean, check me out. I didn't burn the cookies this time.

Billy: Oh, nice.

Victoria: Yay, me!

Billy: And they're safe to eat. Give it a shot.

Victoria: Oh, yeah, go ahead. Hey, what do you think about all those lights Dad put all over the house? Aren't they great?

Billy: Well, her mouth is full. Otherwise, she would tell you that I'm a genius... (Sighs) Only second to Picasso in my artistry.

Delia: Who's that?

Billy: See? She already forgot about Picasso. (Whispering) I'm that good.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: (Normal voice) Mm-hmm.

Delia: I love Christmas.

Billy: You love Christmas? (High-pitched voice) You love Christmas? (Growls)

Delia: (Giggles)

Victoria: I do, too.

Billy: (Laughs)

Phyllis: Guys, do you think that I should, um, wake Lucy up and start getting her ready?

Lauren: Oh, no. No, no, no, let her sleep.

Phyllis: All right, do you want some wine?

Lauren: Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Michael: Sure.

Phyllis: All right, great.

Lauren: Definitely.

Michael: I suppose you've heard that Adam is the new C.E.O. of Newman. Oh. In that case, surprise.

Adam: I had everything that I wanted in you, and I would be--

Sharon: Don't. Stop.

Adam: It makes it harder, you know? When you're standing there in front of me, looking... beautiful.

Sharon: Okay, fine, then I'll go.

Nick: (Sighs)

Victoria: Yeah, you know, it is kind of a bummer that your doctor's not gonna let you go to the pageant, but you know what? Nick's gonna get a copy of it, and we can all watch it together later.

Billy: Yes, we can, and besides, if you were at the pageant, who would stay here and help me wrap Vicki's present? Because I need the person with the perfect little finger to hold down the bow so I can tape it up...

Victoria: Yes.

Billy: And if I don't have this finger, we're in trouble, buddy.

Victoria: Yeah, that's a very, very important job.

Billy: Yeah, and you know what your job is?

Victoria: Hmm?

Billy: To beat it, get out...

Victoria: What?

Billy: Get gone, so you don't see the present.

Victoria: Hold on a second. You gotta give me a hint.

Billy: Oh, no. Nope, nope, nope.

Victoria: She's gotta give me a hint. I have tickle hands.

Billy: And you're not gonna tickle it out of her, either. Nope, I'll protect you. I got you.

Victoria: Oh, come on, just the tiniest little hint.

Delia: Okay, it was the greatest present in the entire store.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: For me?

Delia: Because we love you.

Billy: (Laughs) That's right.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: (Laughs)

Phyllis: Who would actually vote for Adam over Nick?

Lauren: Tucker McCall, for one.

Phyllis: (Whispering) Tucker McCall. Amazing.

Michael: There were some other board members who don't know Nick personally.

Phyllis: (Normal voice) Huh.

Lauren: Nick didn't tell you?

Phyllis: No. No, he probably doesn't want to talk about it. I mean, I wouldn't, if it were me.

Phyllis: Nick must be... furious.

Adam: This isn't what it looks like, Nicholas. I was just filling Sharon in on the results of the board meeting.

Nick: I need to talk to you.

Adam: It wasn't a planned meeting. We just ran into each other--

Nick: Alone. (Sighs)

Sharon: Wow. Well, what did Adam do? I mean, it must have been something underhanded to get people to vote for him.

Nick: Let's not get into that.

Sharon: He came up to me, okay? To gloat.

Nick: You did not walk away.

Sharon: No, I didn't, but I was going to.

Nick: You know what? I don't want to argue about this with you here.

Sharon: Okay, good. You know what? Neither do I. Let's talk about the pageant. How about you and me and Faith get together afterwards? And--and we'll-- we'll string some popcorn, we'll--we'll hang her stocking.

Nick: I don't think so.

Lily: (Chuckles) Every Christmas, we are gonna pull these out and we're gonna say, "Look how little their hands used to be." So cute, huh?

Cane: Thank you for including me.

Lily: Of course. Couldn't have done it by myself anyway. (Chuckles) So speaking of help, do you want to help me get them into their costumes? I'll do Matty if you do Charlie.

Cane: A little, uh, tag team action, huh?

Lily: Yes, we've always been good partners. (Chuckles) Well, we better hurry up.

Cane: (Sighs)

Lily: Let's go, let's go.

Cane: Well, I think it might be a little quicker if we take this one and put him in the sink and just wash him off.

Lily: Yeah, we're gonna put you in the sink.

Cane: Ohh, in the sink.

Lily: In the tubby...

Cane: Big adventure in the sink. Look at that. Good job.

Lily: In the tubby, tubby, tubby, tubby, baby girl!

Tucker: So we'll see you later at the pageant, huh?

Sofia: Yep.

Ashley: You know what? I want to grab one last little peek at Moses, okay?

Tucker: All right.

Sofia: He's right over there.

Ashley: Hi.

Neil: Hey, Ash.

Ashley: Oh, look at that baby boy. I understand he's got a starring role tonight in the pageant, huh?

Neil: Only 2 months old, and already making his daddy proud.

Ashley: Isn't it so amazing how the world realigns? Nothing is as important.

Neil: I'm gonna do right by this little guy.

Tucker: How's it goin'?

Sofia: Fine. (Sighs)

Tucker: Did you take my advice about laying it all out there for Neil, tell him how you feel about him?

Sofia: I haven't really had the right opportunity... (Scoffs) And besides, it's baby's first Christmas. I just want to enjoy that, you know? Especially with everything that's going on over at the church tonight.

Tucker: Nothing should stand in the way of that.

Sofia: (Sighs)

Jill: You know... (Sighs) Maybe you should stop and think about this surprise from Devon's point of view.

Kay: It's too late for second thoughts. Besides... I think he'll be grateful.

Jill: Really? Grateful, that you're meddling in his life?

Kay: You are determined to look at this from a negative point of view.

Jill: Okay, okay, I will stay out of it.

Kay: Good.

Jill: But... let me wish you a merry Christmas. I may be the only one who does, if this evening implodes the way I'm afraid it's going to.

Harmony: All right, get your robes on, 'cause it's almost show time!

Devon: How did you get involved in this?

Harmony: Well, I wanted to find some way to give back, and I-I don't know much about anything except music, but I did warn them that I ain't got a lot of experience with kids.

Devon: (Chuckles) Well, you were great with them just now.

Harmony: Thanks. I just wish that, um, I could have been this person when you and your sister needed me.

Devon: Yeah. Well, it is nice to see you so healthy now.

Harmony: It's good to see you, too, Devon. You know, just, um... having a few minutes with you like this-- it's already made my Christmas.

Nick: (Sighs)

Sharon: Look... (Clears throat) I just came in here to get some coffee. I swear, I had no idea that he was gonna be here.

Nick: I do not like hurting you, but Faith means everything to me.

Sharon: To me, too.

Nick: I'm not too sure about that.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Adam: You okay?

Sharon: (Sighs) Leave me alone.

Harmony: So Chloe told me your protégé's gonna be singing at her wedding.

Devon: Uh, that's-- that's right. It should be very interesting. Hey, hey.

Sofia: Hey.

Devon: There they are. Look at you. Little man, I heard you got your big break already. Role of a lifetime. (Laughs)

Sofia: (Laughs) Yeah.

Devon: Yeah?

Sofia: He's getting into character.

Devon: Okay. (Chuckles)

Neil: Hi.

Devon: She's helping out with the, um, pageant.

Sofia: Oh.

Harmony: I heard you got married.

Sofia: Yes, just in time for Christmas.

Harmony: Well, congratulations. You guys make a good-looking family.

Sofia: Thank you.

Neil: Thank you very much, Harmony.

Lily: Hi.

Cane: Hey.

Lily: Where are the kids supposed to be?

Neil: Hey, you guys. Whoa, there's my grandkids.

Devon: They are, uh, they're getting changed in the vestry.

Sofia: Oh, come on, I'll show you.

Cane: Thank you, thank you.

Harmony: Hi, Muffin.

Devon: How you doin'?

Cane: Hey, hey, hey.

Lily: Hi.

Tucker: Hello, Devon.

Devon: Hi. I was-- wasn't really expecting to see you here.

Ashley: Well, I don't get as many chances as I'd like to see Faith. That's why we're here.

Neil: Have you met Harmony?

Ashley: No, I haven't. I've been wanting to, though. Hi. I'm Ashley.

Harmony: Nice to meet you.

Ashley: Nice to meet you.

Harmony: Ahh! Mrs. Chancellor, I'm glad you came.

Kay: Harmony, I have a surprise for you.

Harmony: Oh, you didn't have to do that.

Kay: I hope you'll be pleased. Okay.

Devon: Ana! Ana, what are you doing? Hey.

Ana: (Laughs) Hi.

Devon: How are you?

Ana: Good.

Devon: Oh, it's so good to see you.

Ana: Good to see you, too. Hi.

Devon: Ohh.

Billy: That's good work. That's beautiful. Amazing. Now go put it under the tree, please. Thank you. Oh, you got it? (Chuckles) You know what we gotta do next? We gotta hang the stockings, and we're gonna need some extra heavy-duty hardware for yours, because come Christmas morning, your stocking's gonna be... (Singsong voice) So stuffed... (Normal voice) 'Cause you've been an extra-special, good little girl.

Delia: Hey.

Billy: Dad's gonna be stuffed too, but it's gonna be with coal.

Delia: Have you been naughty?

Billy: Yeah, Dad's been a little naughty, a few times, but I was always very, very, very sorry for being naughty, and I promise, I'm not gonna act like that anymore. Tickles! (Growls)

Delia: (Giggles)

Victoria: Okay, so listen, I know you gotta get to this pageant, but we need to discuss a strategy for dealing with Adam.

Nick: I just saw him. He couldn't wait to run and tell Sharon about his big victory.

Victoria: He was with Sharon again? Oh. Well, obviously, she doesn't understand that you're serious when you say you're gonna keep Faith away from her.

Nick: No, Vick, she understands. She just can't help herself.

Victoria: Oh, man, if I were you, I would completely lose it with her.

Nick: Tried that. It doesn't do me any good. Plus, Adam loves that.

Victoria: Yeah, I know. Well, I guess he's gonna have a good Christmas, isn't he? He's got the job of a lifetime, and he's got Sharon on a string, apparently. He must think he's king of the world.

Woman: Choo-choo! (Gasps) There's Mommy!

Sharon: (Laughs) Hi, baby girl.

Woman: I think they're gonna start soon.

Sharon: Okay. Come here. Look at you. (Gasps) Look how beautiful you are.

Faith: Binky, binky, binky.

Sharon: Yeah. I'll take her back in a minute. I just want to hold her. (Sighs) I missed you.

Lily: Ana, you look fantastic! (Chuckles)

Ana: Thank you.

Lily: So good to see you.

Ana: Good to see you, too.

Neil: Come here, you. Mm.

Ana: Mwah.

Neil: So Devon told us that you'd be in, uh, Chicago for the holidays.

Devon: Did your concert get canceled?

Ana: No, it's in the morning. Mrs. Chancellor promised to get me back in time.

Kay: Yeah, and we couldn't have you this close without having a chance to see you.

Lily: Hey, Cane. Look who's here.

Cane: Hey. Hey, Hon, how you doin'?

Ana: Hi, how are you?

Devon: Isn't it great?

Tucker: (Quietly) Katherine, uh, flew in Devon's half sister.

Ashley: (Quietly) She's being raised by her aunt, and I don't think that, uh, she's seen her mother since she was just a little girl.

Sofia: (Whispers) Oh.

Kay: Ana, this is Harmony.

Ana: You're very pretty.

Harmony: No, you're the pretty one.

Ana: Merry Christmas.

Harmony: Merry Christmas to you, too, Ana.

Reverend: Wonderful. She's here.

Kay: I promised Reverend Campbell that Ana would sing for us today.

Cane: Lucky us.

Ana: (Chuckles)

Neil: Nice. Hey, uh, let me introduce you to my, uh, my wife. This is Sofia.

Ana: Hi.

Neil: Ana.

Sofia: I am so excited to hear you sing.

Ana: Thank you.

Devon: Oh, and you are not gonna believe your ears.

Reverend Campbell: I think the children are about ready.

Harmony: All right, I'm right behind you, Rev.

Phyllis: Nice. Wow.

Lauren: Oh, my goodness. Wow.

Michael: Wow.

Phyllis: Oh, um, you know, can you guys take Lucy for a second?

Lauren: Oh, sure. Come here, Lucy. Come on. (Gasps) Let's go look in here.

Phyllis: Hey.

Sharon: Lucy in the pageant?

Phyllis: Uh, no, she's too young. She'd get distracted. Have you seen Nick?

Sharon: Uh, not here yet.

Phyllis: Oh.

Nick: Hey.

Phyllis: Hey.

Nick: Glad I made it in time.

Phyllis: Yeah. I heard that, um, Adam was elected C.E.O. of Newman over you. That's too bad. Can you do anything to overturn it?

Nick: (Sighs) You know what? Right now, my, uh, my main concern is just keeping him out of Faith's life.

Phyllis: Why would he be in faith's life? I mean-- oh, he and Sharon are together aga-- oh, that's brilliant, that's brilliant.

Nick: I guess I shouldn't have brought it up.

Phyllis: Oh, no, no. Definitely bring it up to me, 'cause I understand exactly what you're going through, as far as a sibling, you know? See, I-I'm trying to keep Daisy the psychotic freak out of Lucy's life, and every time I turn around, I'm being undermined. So I get it. I get it. And by my sister, no less. Hey, what a coincidence.

Nick: (Sighs) I was just with Victoria. I didn't even think to ask her how she's handling not being with Lucy right now. It can't be easy on her. I think we should sit down.

Phyllis: (Scoffs) (Sighs)

Victoria: Oh, wow, extra whipped cream. Thank you.

Woman: You're welcome.

Victoria: Thanks.

Woman: (Gasps) (Whispering) yeah. Yeah!

(Toy rolling back and forth)

Jill: And mommy's getting married tomorrow. Isn't that exciting? Maybe one of these days very soon, daddy will--

Billy: Okey-dokey, thank you so much for bringing all those presents. That's very nice of you. Delia, do we have room under the tree for all those presents? I'm not quite sure. Why don't you make some room for those presents?

Jill: (Laughs)

Billy: Good girl. You're doing great.

Jill: I'm sorry. Is the topic verboten?

Billy: We are not multitaskers around here. We celebrate one thing at a time, and it's Jesus' birthday, and that deserves its own, pure, undivided attention.

Delia: Jesus' birthday?

Billy: Yeah, I mean...

Jill: (Laughs)

Billy: Jesus' birthday. That's what Christmas is. You know the story.

Jill: Maybe she wants her daddy to tell her the story again.

Billy: Is that what you want? Okay, it is a good story. Come here, then. (Humming)

Jill: (Laughs)

Billy: All right, so the first thing you need to remember-- this is at way back in the day. There was no FacePlace...

Jill: (Laughs)

Billy: No-- no--no cell phones. Not one, mnh-mnh. There wasn't even e-mail, so when the big guy wanted to tell the shepherds what was up, you know what he did?

Jill: (Laughing)

Billy: He sent an angel. Yeah, an angel.

Summer: The angel said to them, "Do not be afraid, for behold, I proclaim to you good news of great joy for all the people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a savior, who is Christ the Lord." And suddenly, there was a heavenly-- or there was a multitude of the heavenly host with the angel, praising god and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peace, goodwill toward men."

(Piano playing "Joy to the World")

Children: Joy to the world the Lord is come let earth receive her king let every heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature sing and heaven, and heaven and nature sing he rules the world with truth and grace and makes the nations prove the glories of his righteousness and wonders of his love and wonders of his love and wonders, wonders of... his... love

All: (Cheering) (Cheering)

(Piano playing "O Holy Night")

Ana: O holy night the stars are brightly shining it is the night of our dear savior's birth long lay the world in sin and error pining till he appeared and the soul felt its worth a thrill of hope the weary world rejoices for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn fall on your knees o hear the angel voices o night divine o night when Christ was born o night divine o holy night o night divine...

Ana: Thank you.

(Cheers and applause)

Ana: (Giggles) Thank you.

Jill: Do you know how wonderful it is to have you home?

Billy: I'm right where I want to be, believe me.

Jill: (Laughs) Don't screw it up this time.

Billy: Okay, thank you, Mom. Wow. Love you.

Jill: I love you. Mwah! And you, little one-- merry Christmas. Mwah!

Delia: Merry Christmas.

Jill: Bye, Honey.

Delia: Bye.

Billy: All right, I'll walk you out, Mom.

Jill: Okay. (Sighs) Tell Santa hello.

Billy: (Laughs)

Delia: Okay.

Billy: Bye.

Jill: Bye.

Delia: Daddy?

Billy: I'm right here, Baby. Hey, I... (Growling) Am right here...

Delia: (Giggles)

Billy: And I'm not going anywhere.

Delia: Mm.

Billy: Promise, okay? Okay.

Devon: All right, my car's on this side.

Ana: Wait, hold on. Hold on a second. I'm leaving, and I just wanted to say good-bye.

Harmony: It was, um, really nice to see you again.

Ana: Nice to see you, too.

Kay: Are you all right?

Harmony: Excuse me.

Kay: (Sighs)

Faith: No, I want to hold it.

Kay: Yes.

Sofia: (Exhales quickly)

Neil: (Sighs) Oh, man.

Lily: All righty.

Sofia: All right, little man.

Neil: There's my grandkids. I hear you have eggnog at your house.

Lily: Yes.

Neil: You gonna share with Grandpa? 'Cause I love me some eggnog.

Cane: Hey, listen, we should get moving, 'cause I still have to drop you off and get to the store before it closes, all right?

Lily: Yeah, something for the kids came in way late, so...

Neil: All right, no problem.

Sofia: Right after you.

Cane: All right, come on. Come on, Guys, let's go.

Phyllis: Will you take her?

Lauren: Oh, of course.

Phyllis: Thank you.

Lauren: Of course. If you give me your car keys, I'll put her in her car seat.

Phyllis: Okay. Oh, thank you.

Lauren: There you go.

Ashley: Ready to go home?

Tucker: Uh, not quite yet. I have a little surprise for you.

Ashley: Really?

Tucker: Yeah.

Nick: I am so impressed with you.

Phyllis: She was fantastic.

Nick: Amazing.

Phyllis: Yeah, amazing, amazing. Let's put on your coat. Okay. So, um, if you want to come by later to tuck her in...

Nick: Um, y-you know, I have Faith tonight...

Phyllis: Oh, okay.

Nick: So, uh, I have to see what time she goes to bed...

Phyllis: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Nick: But I'll try. I love you. See you tomorrow. Great job.

Faith: (Babbling)

Woman: Wait a minute. (Gasps) Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Is that daddy?

Nick: (Sighs) All right, we all set?

Woman: Yep.

Nick: Thanks for coming tonight.

Woman: It was so cute.

Nick: It was, wasn't it?

Woman: Good night, Faith.

Nick: Say "Bye-bye."

Woman: (Whispers) Bye, girl.

Faith: Bye.

Nick: Bye-bye. Can you say "Night-night" to Mommy?

Faith: Mommy? Night-night, Mommy.

Nick: Yeah.

Sharon: Nick, please don't send me away.

Billy: (Chuckles) Hey! I am so glad you are home. Gonna be all ready to Skype with Reed.

Victoria: Which one's mine?

Victoria: I like my present.

Billy: Oh, you do?

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: How much?

Victoria: You... and our family... is the best gift I'll ever get.

Billy: Hmm.

Sofia: I bet you guys are tired of these little stuffy costumes. You want to go find some PJs?

Neil: Go on, now.

Sofia: Come on. Let's see you walk.

Neil: Yep. Come on, go get those pajamas.

Sofia: Say "Good night, Grandpa." (Laughs)

Neil: Good night. I love you, guys! See you later. Cane, do you have time for a glass of eggnog, or...

Cane: Uh, a-actually, I don't. Sorry.

Lily: Well, I'm sure you have time for this.

Kay: I hope you're not upset with me for surprising you.

Harmony: Well, I'm not really much for surprises. But I gotta tell you, it just meant so much to see Ana again.

Kay: She seems receptive to getting to know you better.

Harmony: You know, Mrs. Chancellor, all of those adults, those parents there, just, you know, just so wrapped up in their children, and... I just think, for Devon and Ana to have seen that, must have made them feel so cheated. How do I ever make up for that? I can't.

Kay: Let's just focus on what we can do and what we can give, shall we?

Harmony: Well, in my case, that's not very much.

Kay: That's where you're flat-out dead wrong. To have their mother back in their lives, interested in them, listening to them, rooting for them, where before now, there was no connection at all-- it's gonna take them a while to trust that it's real, but believe me when I tell you, to your children, it'll mean everything.

Ana: It must be hard for her, you know, with everybody knowing her story. I'm surprised she'd, like, come here, instead of starting over someplace new.

Devon: Yeah, and you can thank Katherine for that.

Ana: I will. I mean, it's good that she's helping Yolanda-- I mean, Harmony. Sorry.

Devon: Yeah, she's not doing that out of the kindness of her heart, believe me.

Ana: You sure?

Devon: I'm--yeah, she always has an agenda.

Ana: Well, what was her agenda when she paid for my tuition? I mean, she didn't even know we were related then. She did it to help me, you know? She shouldn't have kept the secret that Tucker was your dad, but everybody makes mistakes. It doesn't mean she's a bad person.

Lauren: Ooh, bad one of me. I'm just gonna delete that.

Michael: No, no, no, no, no!

Lauren: Okay, yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely. Oh, look at this smile. Look at this smile! Thank you so much! See how great it is? Look at how good it is. Aw.

Michael: Oh, hold on. All right, for services-- oh, what the hey? For services rendered. Go get yourself a treat.

Lauren: Wow. Wow!

Michael: (Laughs)

Lauren: (Laughs)

Michael: Look at him.

Lauren: Ohh.

Michael: That's a cavity waiting to happen.

Lauren: Do you... know what I want for Christmas?

Michael: Oh. You're cuttin' it close, but go ahead, tell me.

Lauren: Mm, possibly. I want more time like this. You know, we have been working so hard... hey, why don't we take fen skiing this weekend?

Michael: Ohh. I love that idea.

Lauren: Yeah?

Michael: Yeah.

Lauren: I'm gonna find a rustic lodge with a big stone fireplace. What do you think, huh?

Michael: (Laughs) Well, listen, um, it's just--check with me before you book anything. You know, with my schedule and, um, Victor's situation and...

Lauren: Honey, we need some "Us" time.

Michael: Mm.

Lauren: Mm. (Laughs)

Michael: Oh, you'll shock the children.

Lauren: You think?

Michael: Yeah.

Lauren: (Chuckles)

Tucker: Thanks.

Ashley: But wait a second. Shouldn't we wait until its Christmas for me to get my Christmas present?

Tucker: Well, then, uh, you wouldn't have time to pack if we did that.

Ashley: Where are we going? Are we going on a trip?

Tucker: I'm gonna take you to see little "Abby-dabby-doo."

Ashley: (Gasps) Ohh.

Tucker: I know how much you miss her.

Ashley: I do. Thank you. You're so good to me.

Tucker: It's 'cause you're so easy to please.

Ashley: I am?

Tucker: Mm-hmm.

Ashley: Uh-oh. What about Devon?

Tucker: Eh. He doesn't really want me around, does he?

Ashley: Oh. You know what? That's gonna change someday. He's gonna appreciate you just as much as I do.

Tucker: You're sweet.

Ashley: It's true.

Phyllis: (Gasps) You want to start with the roof, and we can work our way down?

Summer: Okay.

Phyllis: Okay. Um, let's see. Hey, did you eat those?

Summer: Yes, I did. (Laughs) I wish Daddy could help us.

Phyllis: Yeah, well, yeah, I do, too. Uh, where are the gumdrops? Did we leave them behind?

Summer: I know where they are.

Phyllis: Oh, you do? Go get 'em.

Sharon: That was a beautiful pageant. You should be proud.

Nick: It really was. Thank you. Good night.

Faith: Here--

Nick: Hold on, hold on.

Sharon: Nick, Honey--

Nick: Its okay, it's okay. Here.

Sharon: You know, if you would just let me, I--

Nick: You know what? I don't want to do this right now, okay? I don't want her to feel the tension between us. Good night.

Faith: Mommy?

Sharon: (Sighs)

Faith: Mommy? Mommy?

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Sharon: If you care about me, Victor, let me stay.

Chloe: Where is he? Where is my groom?

Kevin: Your father is gonna kill me! Get down! Get down!

Angelina: (Screams)

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