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Episode # 9738 ~ Jill is Suspicious of Colin's Absence

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Lauren: All right. So, the lab can see me in an hour. Maybe I'll be a match.

Jill: It's so great how everyone's rallying around Delia. Everybody Billy.

Gloria: Hello, ladies.

Lauren: Gloria. Slow night at Gloworm?

Gloria: Never. Jeffrey and I are on our way to be tested as possible bone marrow donors for Delia.

Lauren: Aw. Me, too.

Gloria: What about you, Jill?

Jill: Well, of course, I have, Gloria. I'm the child's grandmother.

Gloria: I always forget that Billy's your son, because I never see you with him.

Jeffrey: Maybe because she looks so young to have a son that old.

Gloria: Right. Hospital, Jeffrey.

Jeffrey: Way too young.

Lauren: Was he hitting on you?

Jill: I don't know, and I don't care. I'm taking a vow of chastity.

Lauren: [Laughs] What now?

Jill: What else? Colin has proved once and for all what a lousy, two-timing jerk he is.

Victoria: [Sighs] I told my friend Sam that I'd be back for dinner, but if you wanted me to stay...

Chloe: No, you know what, I'm just going be worrying over her, and she's just gonna be sleeping. There's really no need for you to stick around and see that.

Victoria: Okay.

Jack: See ya.

Victoria: See ya.

Chloe: I remember this day. Billy was hours late bringing Delia home. She hadn't had her nap, and she ate junk food for dinner, and ice cream on top of that, and I was just about to lay into Mr. Irresponsible, and Delia goes running up to her dad, and she says, "Daddy, thank you for the best day ever!" and she gives him this huge hug. New best day ever would be Daddy walking in and being bone marrow donor for his little girl.

Jack: Hey, Dave. Give me some good news. Where? A private club in Yangon Airport. Yeah, that sounds like Billy. Stay on this, okay? And keep in touch with me.

Chloe: Did you find him?

Jack: The P.I. I hired saw him at a Myanmar airport.

Chloe: Okay, if it really is him, Jack...

Jack: Hey, I will get him back to you and Delia before you know it.

Kevin: What's going on here? Why did you send me that text asking me to meet you here?

Victor: Billy and you are going to work together to help Delia.

Billy: Oh, ho, ho, ho, buddy, you never said anything about that being a part of this.

Kevin: All right. Time out. What's going on?

Billy: Nothing that involves you, buddy. Go ahead.

Kevin: Fine, fine by me.

Billy: Absolutely.

Victor: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, nothing that you hear here goes any further, huh.

Billy: Did you not just hear--What are you doing?

Kevin: I'm calling Chloe. She needs to know that you're back. You need to go to the hospital and get tested, to see if you're a match.

Victor: You'll call no one. All right? You will be tested. It's already been arranged. Now, both of you do exactly as I say, and Cordelia will be fine, okay?

Lauren: Who's Colin two-timing? I mean, it can't be you...you're not...Jill! Please tell me...

Jill: Okay. I had a moment of weakness.

Lauren: Ah.

Jill: Well, a couple of moments, actually.

Lauren: Yeah, and the guy betrayed you. Again.

Jill: Let's just say that the evidence I found strongly suggests that Colin took off with his ex-wife on a business trip.

Lauren: Have you spoken with him?

Jill: His phone goes straight to voice mail.

Lauren: All right, so that doesn't mean anything, all right?

Jill: I got a call from Colin's phone, from a very smug Genevieve, saying she's with him.

Lauren: And what if she's lying to you?

Jill: That's why I went to her house. And guess what I found: his sunglasses, and a boarding pass that had his name on it, on the same flight she was on.

Lauren: And what if she's just trying to get to you?

Jill: Well, then she's going to be disappointed because she can have him.

Jack: A private investigator I hired is sure he saw Billy at a Myanmar airport. Victoria, I promise I will call you if I hear anything else. Yeah. Yeah, I really think it's Billy. Yeah.

Chloe: You know, I just keep on thinking: the more people they find that are not a match, the worse her odds are.

Jack: Billy may be a match.

Chloe: Yeah, he might be. And if he's not, he needs to be here.

Victoria: Mmm, that chili sounds heavenly.

Sam: Well, it's hotter than the devil, I tell ya.

Victoria: A foot in both worlds. That's kinda how I feel right now.

Sam: Somethin' happen with Delia?

Victoria: No. It looks like they may have found Billy.

Sam: Well, that's good news.

Victoria: Yeah, it's great news. Delia needs her daddy. He needs to be here. Just, uh...I don't really know what it's gonna be like, um, seeing him again.

Victor: Everything set? Okay.

Kevin: If someone doesn't tell me what's going on, I'm leaving.

Victor: Billy did some preliminary tests to see if he could be a match. The results show that he could indeed be a donor.

Kevin: Then what are you still doing here? You need to go to the hospital and you need to have a blood test.

Victor: That has already been arranged, but now we need to attach a name to the test.

Kevin: No, no.

Victor: Oh, it's very simple.

Kevin. No, no, simple is putting his name on the blood test.

Victor: Well, Billy and I determined that it would not be wise if people knew that he is in town.

Kevin: Why?

Victor: Because he got into some trouble while he was away. Right, Billy?

Kevin: Big surprise. What kind of trouble did you get in, Billy?

Victor: The kind of trouble we don't want to involve our family in.

Kevin: This just sounds sketchy. Find, you don't want anyone to know you're here -- donate anonymously.

Victor: You know that Chloe will do everything in her power to search for the donor that saved her daughter's life. That search must not lead to Billy. So from the outset, you put your name on that test, there'll be no problem.

Kevin: Okay, it sounds like you've got this all figured out except for one thing: I've already been tested. I'm not a match. Everybody knows that.

Victor: That's no problem at all.

Kevin: [Sighs] I knew you were gonna say that.

Billy: Look, man, it doesn't thrill me, either, to be working with you yet again, but this isn't about us, is it?

Kevin: If this was about anything else besides Delia, I'd have been out the door a long time ago.

Billy: Absolutely. I understand. But does that mean you're gonna help here?

Jill: Ah...

Lauren: Hi!

Jack: Hey!

Jill: Would you mind if I had a word with Jack?

Lauren: Oh, yeah.

Jill: Talk to you later.

Jack: Hey, what's up?

Jill: Do you happen to know if that reject from "Mafia Wives" you're forcing me to work with took somebody with her on her business trip?

Jack: You mean like an assistant?

Jill: I mean like her ex-husband.

Jack: [Laughs] Why would she take Colin with her anywhere, and why would you think he would go with her?

Jill: Because I can't find him. Because he was booked on the same flight she was.

Jack: Wow, maybe they are together.

Jill: What, and this doesn't bother you?

Jack: Genevieve and I are just friends. Who she travels with is her business. Besides, I have bigger things on my mind. You should, too.

Jill: Well, I do, Jack. Delia--of course she's my first priority.

Jack: Good. Then maybe you'll be happy to know, I think I found Billy.

Jill: My God, that's wonderful!

Jack: Well, it'll be wonderful when I get him back here, which, hopefully, will be soon.

Kevin: Yeah, of course I do. This just doesn't seem like the best way.

Victor: It's the only way, son.

Kevin: Well, I guess I don't have much choice.

Victor: No, son, you don't. I'll be back with someone to draw your blood, okay? And neither of you go anywhere, is that clear?

Billy: So tell me about DeeDee.

Kevin: What about her?

Billy: Man, tell me everything. I mean, how's she doing? What are the doctors saying? She's gonna beat this, right? And they're doing everything they can, right? I mean, there's other stuff that they can try--

Kevin: Chloe--Chloe is handling everything.

Billy: Will you tell me about my daughter? Is she in pain? Okay? I mean, does-- does she need anything? Will you just talk to me? Will you say something?

Kevin: Back off, Billy. Okay?

Billy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I gotcha.

Kevin: Everything that can be done for Delia is being done. And she has been incredible. She has been brave, and she has been strong, and she asks about you a lot.

Billy: [Sighs]

Kevin: I brought her that--that big stuffed dog that you got for her.

Billy: Oh, the dog. Yeah, well. That's for Delia. Her first birthday's coming up and I went a little overboard. I've got presents coming out of everywhere.

Victoria: [Laughs] Oh, so I see.

Billy: Yeah, McRuff. That was her birthday present.

Kevin: Well, she's been hangin' on to it like a life preserver.

Billy: How's Chloe holding up?

Kevin: Take a guess.

Billy: Esther and My mom?

Kevin: They had to get a talking-to from Katherine, but they're good now.

Billy: I'm sure, uh, Jack is holding everything together on the Abbott front.

Kevin: Anyone else you want to ask about?

Sam: Let's see there...

Victoria: [Laughs]

Sam: Don't laugh at me. This is nice, huh? Sittin' on the floor, relaxin', chasin' a bowl of Granny's chili with a cold beer...

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Sam: Kickin' your butt at Parcheesi.

Victoria: You know, I never would have taken you for a Parcheesi man. It's like-- you know, it's the game of the Royals, just doesn't seem like it would be your kind of thing.

Sam: Well, I'm definitely not a royal, but I am open-minded. Who do you normally play this with?

Victoria: Uh, I guess, just, um, Billy, really.

Sam: You think about him a lot, huh? I can tell because I wore that same expression on my face for a long time when my wife left. Thought about her all the time, though. Hard not to.

[Phone rings]

Sam: You know what? I'm still on call with the shelter. I need to take this.

Victoria: Oh, yeah, go ahead. That's fine. I'm gonna take my turn here.

Sam: No cheating, your highness. All right? Doc Gibson.

[Flashback]

Billy: I wanna do it all with you. I wanna beat you so bad at Donkey Kong.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: I wanna get some tattoos. Then I wanna have some crazy sex at your father's office.

Victoria: Yeah. We've done that all already.

Billy: I know. I want to it again. I want to do it again, and again, and again...

Victoria: Again...

Billy: I want to keep ridin' this crazy ride until we fly off the edge of the mountain like "Thelma & Louise".

Victoria: Oh! You know what? I love that movie!

Billy: You do?

Victoria: Which one are you in that movie?

Billy: Well, I'm Geena Davis.

Victoria: Okay. I just love it when a man is risky.

Billy: Well, you're the one taking all the risks. There's no guarantee here. You okay with that?

Victoria: Yeah. I'm all in.

Sam: Hey. You all right?

Victoria: Yeah. I'm good. It's actually-- it's my turn.

Sam: Let's see what you got.

Jack: You're back.

Victor: And?

Jack: Now, why would I be surprised that you'd take off on a business trip five minutes after I asked you to find Billy?

Victor: You know damn well I'm a very busy man.

Jack: Well, as good luck would have it, my sources were able to locate him.

Victor: Where's that?

Jack: Yangon Airport. A private club there.

Victor: You sure it couldn't have been someone who looks like Billy?

Jack: Well, you have sources in Asia. You could certainly confirm that.

Victor: I have sources everywhere, Jack, and they're looking for Billy everywhere. I'll mention Myanmar to them, okay?

Jack: They haven't found a match for Delia yet. It's more important than ever that we find Billy and bring him home.

Victor: Uh, we have a problem.

Jill: Look at that!

Delia: [Laughs]

Jill: [Laughs]

Lauren: Look at that skateboarder! He says it's not dangerous, but he's ten feet in the air! Look at that!

Jill: Doesn't that look like fun, Delia?

Lauren: [Laughs]

Jill: Oh!

Lauren: That's exactly what Fen said, and now...you're not gonna believe this. He wants to teach me to skateboard. Can you imagine that? Whoa!

Delia: [Laughs]

Jill: That I have to see.

Lauren: Yeah, right!

Jill: I need to go find Chloe, okay?

Lauren: Okay.

Jill: Bye, baby. See you soon!

Lauren: We'll see you soon!

Jill: Bye. Thanks!

Lauren: Now, let me show you a video of Uncle Kevin...

Jill: Chloe! I talked to Jack. That's good news about Billy.

Chloe: If they ever find him.

Jill: You know he would never forgive himself if he didn't get back here in time for Delia.

Chloe: I'll never forgive him.

Gloria: Chloe! Honey! How are ya, huh? No, don't even answer that. I know, you're dreadful.

Jill: She was perfectly fine until a second ago.

Gloria: Well, I want you to know that Jeffrey and I had our cheeks swabbed, and I know I'm gonna be a perfect match for that sweet little child.

Chloe: Thank you. Thank you both for getting tested. I appreciate that.

Jeffrey: Cuttin' it a little close for my flight to Vegas, but you know, anything for the kid.

Jill: [Snorts] That's very generous of you.

Jeffrey: Well, I'm payin' it forward. How about I do the same for you? When I'm at the roulette table, I'll play your lucky numbers. Let me guess: 36-24-36?

Gloria: Mister, you got my lucky numbers, too.

Jeffrey: Ah, I didn't mean anything by it.

Gloria: Of course you didn't, sugar man, but poor, lonely Jill might get the wrong idea.

Jill: I don't want your cast-offs, Gloria, okay?

Jeffrey: Cast-offs?

Gloria: Not mine: Genevieve's. The Australian godfather's got everything she wants in a man. He's sexy, he's wealthy, and has this inexplicable desire to have sex with you.

Jill: He's also back with his ex-wife, so why don't you shut up?

Gloria: Colin and Genevieve--

Jill: Can rot in hell for all I care.

Colin: 99 bottles of wine on the wall, 99 bottles of wine....oh! I think we can do better than this. I don't know what time of it is, but there must be something to complement it. All right, I started over here, I moved over here...[Sighs] What's this? What do we have here? Well, well, well, well, well. Well, what's behind....well, well, well. What do we have here?

Victoria: ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen! Ah! I win! Again! I win, again! Yeah!

Sam: I can't believe it, that's three in a row. I-- [Sighs]

Victoria: That's right. You can just call me Queen Victoria, thank you very much.

Sam: You definitely rule at Parcheesi, I give you that much.

Victoria: Well, you name your game, Doc, and I will be doing the same victory dance. Whoo!

Sam: Is that right, huh? What if I happen to be the king of the San Pueblo Arcade, huh? Pin ball, Ski ball, Donkey Kong...

Victoria: Ooh, yeah, I've heard that before.

[Flashback]

Victoria: Boo-yah! What's this? That's you, getting spanked.

Billy: I didn't ask you about Vicky because there's no point. It's over, we're done.

Kevin: Done? As in getting a divorce?

Billy: Yes. No. I don't-- I don't--You know what, man, it's none of your business.

Kevin: Actually, no. You hurting people I care about, that is my business.

Billy: Look, if you're talking about my daughter--

Kevin: I'm talking about Delia, Chloe, Katherine, Victoria...I think you're an ass for bailing on all of them.

Billy: I'm a real ass, a first class jerk, I don't give a damn about anybody or anyone, and that's why I just bail on people, right? Is that what you want to hear?

Kevin: All right, what's going on, Billy, what's going on?

Billy: I'm an ass. You just said it!

Kevin: No, I mean you teaming up with Victor? You hate that guy more than you hate me, so what's the deal, dude?

Billy: [Sighs] Here we go. Let's get this done. Excuse me. [Sighs] Hi.

Victor: Let's get started.

Gloria: You can contact me at Gloworm and let me know I'm a match.

Jill: Ah!

Gloria: A simple thank you will do.

Jill: Gloria, please, go pass out some menus or something.

Gloria: You just can't stand that I might be the one to save your granddaughter's life. Because if it's not about Jill, you know...

Jill: Oh, please, give me a break. I mean, this couldn't be more about you if they renamed this the Gloria Memorial and put daiquiris in the IVs.

Jeffrey: [Laughs]

Gloria: You think that's funny?

Jeffrey: No.

Gloria: Why don't you let Tina Fey take you to the airport? You two can laugh all the way there.

[Phone rings]

Gloria: Yes, this is Gloria Bardwell. Yes, I did sell her the house. No, no, I didn't know she was out of town. Really? Uh, I'll be right there.

Victor: Now's the time to do your part.

Kevin: Don't you think Chloe's going to be a little bit suspicious when I tell her I have to get re-tested?

Victor: If you play it right, she won't be suspicious, all right? So you do a good job. Stay put.

Billy: [Imitating Victor] Stay put. Stay put. [In his own voice] I swear, if Delia's life wasn't in danger...

Kevin: Well, it is, which is the only reason I'm going along with this stupid, whacked-out plan.

Billy: It just better work.

Kevin: Well, if it doesn't, it's not my fault.

Billy: Look, I know you're going out on a limb here...

Kevin: For Delia. I'm doing it for Delia.

Billy: Yeah. Yes, absolutely, for Delia, and she and Chloe will always be indebted to you for it. And so will I.

Kevin: I have to go.

Billy: Kevin. Ahem. Can you do one more thing for me?

Sam: Well, I should get going.

Victoria. Okay. Listen, thanks for dinner, it was really-- it was-- it was hot...

Sam: Of course. You know, I thought if I put some fire in your mouth, it might take your mind off the other things. I'm not really sure it worked, but...

Victoria: [Sighs] Well, I appreciate the effort.

Sam: You know, I make a mean tamale, too, if you ever need more distractin'.

Victoria: Right. Thank you. I will keep that in mind. Night.

Sam: Night now.

Victoria: [Sighs] Hey, Jack. Um, any word yet?

Jack: No, I haven't heard anything more since they spotted him in Myanmar. Hold on. Victoria? This is my P.I. Hold on a second. Dave? What do ya got? He went from Myanmar to where? No, no. I will handle it from here, thanks. Victoria? You will never guess where Billy is now.

[Alarm sound]

Guard: Mrs. Atkinson had you down as her emergency contact.

Gloria: She did? Well, of course she did. We're the best of friends.

Guard: A lot of these residents put down their real estate agents as their--

Gloria: And their friends. So, gentlemen. You run along, I'll close up, make sure everything's okay. And make sure to stop by Gloworm. We don't have donuts, but, uh, we have a lovely brioche. Thank you! Thank you...Oh, I'll bet she paid a fortune for that.

[Knocking sound]

Chloe: You know, when I was pregnant, I used it to manipulate Billy, and Cane, and...well, just about everybody. Tsk. I didn't realize how important this little baby was to me. You know, even after I had her, I thought, "How is this kid gonna fit into my life?" And it didn't take her very long to show me that she was the one person in charge.

[Both laugh]

Chloe: And I was gonna give her every bit of love, and attention....and I didn't mind giving it to her. The one thing that I want to give her, I just can't give to her.

Lauren: You are the best thing, the best gift you could ever offer her.

Chloe: It's not enough.

Lauren: Yes, it is.

Chloe: No, it's not.

Jill: Look who I found.

Chloe: Hi!

Lauren: Hi.

Chloe: I thought you were at work.

Kevin: I was--I was supposed to be. Um, but I got the weirdest call from-- from the lab.

Chloe: From the lab?

Kevin: Yeah. Yeah, you're never gonna believe it. I-- I couldn't believe it, but, um, they messed up my test, to see if I was a match to Delia, and I-- I have to take it again.

Jill: So you still might be a match?

[Phone rings]

Chloe: Sorry, it's mine. Hi, Jack. Hi. You know where Billy is.

Jack: I will call you as soon as I'm with him. Soon, Chloe, I promise. Give Delia a big kiss for me. Yeah.

Kyle: What's goin' on?

Jack: I found your Uncle Billy. At least, I think I found him.

Kyle: Where?

Jack: If my sources are accurate, he's back in Hong Kong.

Kyle: China? Why do you think he would be there instead of here?

Jack: Well, some people run when they're scared, buddy. Anyway, uh, Hayden's mom said she would look after you while I'm gone. I would bring you with me, but it's just that school just started, and you have hockey, and...

Kyle: I'll be all right, just...go and find Uncle Billy, okay? I know Delia must really miss him.

Jack: Have I told you lately what a terrific kid you are?

Kyle: [Snickers] Well, does that mean I can have a raise in my allowance?

Victor: Everything set? Jack booked a flight to China? Good. Bye.

Billy: [Sighs] [Snaps his fingers]

[Flashback]

Chloe: Okay, promise me, promise me. If anything happens, you'll choose this baby. Okay, I don't care if you don't love her, just promise me that you'll choose her...[Breathing heavily]

Billy: Okay, spit it out, okay? I swear to you that I won't let anything happen to you or this baby. Now, push. Push, one last time. Okay? And...come on!

[Chloe screams and baby cries]

Billy: Oh, she's perfect. Oh! You done good. Our little girl.

Jill: What do you say, for old time's sake, you drop off the face of the earth?

Lauren: [Laughs] Oh, he just doesn't quit! You didn't give him an inch. [Chuckles]

Jill: I'm through with men. I'm tellin' you-- all men. Especially weasels.

Colin: Someone must have heard that. Hello! Hey! I'm down here! Hello!

Gloria: Colin?

Colin: Gloria! Wonderful Gloria! I've never been so happy to see a restaurant owner in all my life!

Gloria: What are you doing down here?

Colin: Don't let the door--shut.

Victoria: [Knocks] [Sighs] Where are you, Billy?

Victor: Sweetheart? What are you doing here?

[Victoria sighs]

Chloe: Well, he's convinced that's where he is.

Kevin: Hey, let's go get some coffee.

Chloe: I just had some.

Kevin: Well, then, um, let's check on my re-test at the lab, see if there's any results. You look like you could use a break.

Chloe: It's really weird that they messed up the test.

Kevin: Yeah, it's weird.

Chloe: Hey, you know what, though? Wouldn't it be amazing if you were actually the match?

Kevin: That'd be something.

Victor: I was hoping to find a clue as to Billy's whereabouts inside his trailer. What are you doing here, sweetheart?

Victoria: Well, Jack got a tip that Billy might be on his way home, so I thought I'd come over to the trailer...yeah, I know, it's stupid. If Billy was on his way home, he's made it clear that it won't be to me, so...

Victor: Sweetheart, don't you think it's time to accept that?

Victoria: Yeah. Yeah, I do. Hmm-mm.

Victor: [Sighs] Why don't you go on home, okay? I'll see you later.

Victoria: Okay. I'll see you.

[Keys jingle]

Victor: Where the hell are you, Billy Abbott?

Kevin: Chloe, she's sleeping.

Chloe: I know. She sleeps better... Hi, Babycakes.

Delia: Mommy, I dreamed Daddy was here.

[Chloe Sighs]

Abby: I can't lose my mom.

Victor: Well, you're not gonna lose her.

Ronan: Show me how you hit Diane in the head with that rock. Come on, show me! Show me how you hit Diane in the head until she was dead.

Kevin: What happened while you were gone? What does Victor have on you?

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