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Episode # 9659 ~ Lily's Desire for Cane Overwhelms Her

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Phyllis:  Okay, Daisy...I know you must search your name every day looking for press on yourself, so what do you think of my little post? "Motherless child, fortunate son"-- what do you think of that? Now all I need is for you to have commented on the blog to defend your honor-- anonymously, of course. Then I can find a Canadian I.P. address and track you down. No Canadian comments? That's insane. How about hits? We've had no Canadian views. How is that possible? "With the face of an angel, but the shriveled heart of a snarling she-devil, Daisy Carter is only capable of one thing... torturing innocent people, inflicting scars that will never heal."

Lauren: Hi, I'm Bunny. I'll be your server today.

Michael: (Chuckles) Oh, I might be leaving you sooner than later.

Lauren: (Laughs)

Kevin: Well, at least you'll be ditching me for your wife. This one ignores me for her phone.

Chloe: Okay, look, I'm sorry. I played hooky to hang out with my daughter today, and I have to check out my new piece on this "Restless Style" site.

Lauren: Hmm, are you having a problem with your story?

Chloe: (Sighs)

Billy: (Sighs)

Phyllis' voice: "Yet somehow, Daisy managed to bring some light into the world-- the perfect innocent baby whose name is Lucy."

Victoria: I'm sorry. (Sighs) You know, what Daniel did by bringing Lucy back to us was the best thing in the world.

Billy: I know. He's your hero.

Victoria: Yeah, he's my hero. (Chuckles) Oh, I think I just heard him take off, too.

Billy: Well, maybe he's working on some more hero points, and he's gonna bring us back a pizza.

Victoria: Pizza.

Billy: Pizza. Pizza?

Phyllis voice: "But while Lucy's mother is a vicious criminal on the run, her father is loving, attentive and genuine."

(Pounding on door)

(Pounding continues)

Daniel: What the hell did you do?

Malcolm: It's really gotten that bad with Lily?

Neil: Listen to me, Guys. We can't wait for her to get better on her own, all right? Time isn't healing Lily.

Malcolm: (Sighs)

Devon: Is Sofia on her way?

Malcolm: Yeah, yeah, she's on her way, Man. She, uh, she wanted to stop and check on Lily.

Neil: I just hope she comes back with some good news, that Lily has started turning the corner.

Lily: Cane? Are you here?

(Doorbell rings)

Lily: Sofia, hi.

Sofia: Hey, Lily. Uh, Honey, how about a trade, all right? You let me see those cute little babies, and I bring you some dinner.

Lily: Thank you.

Sofia: (Chuckles)

Lily: Uh, but this has nothing to do with my dad and Malcolm being worried about me, does it? And Jill and Colin.

Sofia: Well...

Lily: (Sighs) Sofia, please. Just... (Sighs) Help me.

Sofia: Well, what do you need? Anything.

Lily: Can you please just convince my family that I'm fine? Sometimes people just have to heal on their own, you know?

Colin: Well, I think your time here's almost up. (Sighs) Neil's having a fit over Lily's mental issues. (Scoffs) His rush to protect his little princess is gonna push her into a bottomless pit. (Chuckles) You should have heard this guy. He's telling me to back off. (Chuckles) He's not even her real father. I mean, I have-- I have more of a claim to those children than-- than he does. I think... I think once I get 'em back to Australia, I'm gonna send him... a Christmas card, show him what a real family looks like. Mm.

Caleb: You know, we wouldn't have any of these problems if you'd let me kill her.

Colin: That was my decision, and you didn't get a vote.

Caleb: Well, uh, if--if-- if you're not gonna let me kill her, uh maybe can I--can I-- can I keep her as a little pet? You know, just--just a little one. Maybe give her, you know, a child? You know, Matty and Charlie can have, like a little half brother, half sister. It's a good idea, no?

Colin: When I get those kids, you can do whatever you want with Lily.

Caleb: Yeah.

Billy: See? Look. She's doin' it again.

Victoria: She's doing that "Lip-sucky" like she's sucking on her bottle in her sleep.

Billy: I know.

Victoria: It's so sweet.

Billy: She is one cute kid, speaking objectively.

Victoria: She's just-- just beautiful.

(Doorbell rings)

Victoria: (Sighs) That's the door.

Billy: Yeah, all right. I'm--I'm gonna get it.

Victoria: Will you go get the door?

Billy: I'm--I'm getting it. I'm getting the door.

Victoria: Shh! Be--be quiet, cause she's sleeping.

Billy: All right. Hey.

Rafe: What were you thinking?

Billy: Whoa, take it down a little.

Rafe: Lucy's here?

Billy: Yeah.

Rafe: Are you kidding me?

Billy: No. Come on in.

Victoria: She's here. It's wonderful, isn't it? Daniel moved in with her last night, so Lucy's home.

Rafe: Daniel and the baby? They live here now?

Billy: Yeah.

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: What--what's wrong? We're not breaking any rules. Daniel has interim custody, and this was his idea.

Rafe: Oh, really, it-- it's just--it's that simple, is it? (Sighs) You know what? I didn't do anything, all right?

Billy: Works for me. Why are you here?

Rafe: Uh, because "Restless Style" broke the gag order, Billy. You didn't think that I'd notice that? Come on, Man.

Victoria: Wait. W-wait a minute. How--

Billy: Hold on, you can't, no, no, no. I've been here in my happy home for the past 24 hours. I haven't done anything.

Victoria: That's true. I-I mean, we haven't seen anything in the press about Lucy or custody or anything.

Rafe: Okay, well, then you might want to check out Phyllis' latest blog.

Billy: (Sighs)

Daniel: "With a heart-wrenching reverence, Daniel vows to protect Lucy from his mother's evil influence."

Phyllis: That is a true statement. You yourself said that you didn't want Daisy anywhere near Lucy, period.

Daniel: This is all just to blackmail me to raise Lucy.

Phyllis: This is not about you this time, Daniel. It's not about you, okay? This is about me tracking down Daisy so I could get custody of Lucy.

Daniel: What do you mean, so you can get custody? I already have custody. The court gave me interim custody, all right? And you want to go, and you want to print this innocent kid's face online, for what? To get Daisy all worked up?

Phyllis: I am buying time!

Daniel: For what?!

Phyllis: So you realize that you have to be a father to that baby. I am buying time for you!

Daniel: Oh, for me, yeah.

Phyllis: I am doing this for you, yes.

Daniel: (Pounds fist) That's right, 'cause one day, a magical lightning bolt's just gonna strike me...

Phyllis: Yes!

Daniel: And all of a sudden, she's gonna be my world.

Phyllis: Yes. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

Daniel: (Scoffs) I held that baby in my arms. I heard her first cry, all right? I saw her open up her eyes, and if I didn't fall in love with her then, it's never gonna happen. Yeah.

Phyllis: What?

Daniel: Yeah, I deliver her. All that time ago when Daisy clocked me in the head and left me out there in-- in the middle of the winter? I didn't even remember half of this stuff until I saw her with Billy and Victoria, and then it all came back to me, and you know what? She had a great home with them. She had everything that I ever wanted for her with them.

Phyllis: You-- you've been lying to me. All these months, you have been looking me in the face when I've been going to bat for you, and you have been lying to me!

Daniel: You know what? It's not my fault that you didn't get to raise me. That doesn't mean that I owe you a kid.

Phyllis: That's right. That's right.

Daniel: You got it.

Phyllis: You don't owe me anything, do you? Do you? No, I didn't get to raise you. I didn't get to raise you! But this is how you repay me, isn't it? You lie to me, and you--and you-- you sneak behind my back. Right? And you just last night gave this baby to two people who don't deserve her. That's what you did.

Daniel: I'm not gonna stand here and feel bad for you.

Phyllis: Of course you're not, are you? No.

Daniel: No. No, I'm not gonna stand here and feel bad for you. You think that you can trick Daisy into comin' back here to give you custody. (Scoffs) It's never gonna happen.

Phyllis: I'm not gonna trick anybody into anything. I'm gonna get her to come back, or I'm gonna find her, and I will not let her go.

Daniel: That's never gonna happen. Daisy won't let you catch her. And Lucy? Lucy's gonna stay with Billy and Victoria, and everybody else--everybody else is gonna be pissed at you for that blog. You watch. And just think-- you did it all for a kid who doesn't need you and doesn't want you.

Neil: And Colin heard her talkin' to someone.

Malcolm: In an empty room.

Neil: It's not the first time. We all know that.

Devon: Well, maybe she needs medication-- some antidepressants or something? There's nothing wrong with that, you know?

Neil: Wait, hold . We--we--we can't get her evaluated if she won't go to the doctor. You know, she stopped therapy.

Devon: Yeah.

Sofia: Hey, Guys.

Malcolm: Hey, baby.

Devon: Hey, hey.

Sofia: Hey.

Malcolm: How'd it go, at Lily's?

Sofia: (Sighs) Well, she couldn't get me out of there fast enough. I mean, when did it get this bad?

Devon: She really shut down right after Cane died.

Neil: Yeah, but it wasn't this bad.

Malcolm: You're right. I mean, at least she was letting us in.

Sofia: Well, maybe if we figure out when she started to pull away, then maybe we could, uh, help her find her way back to the living.

Lily: (Gasps) Gosh.

Caleb: (Sighs) I-I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to startle you.

Lily: No, I-it's--its fine. I-I was just, um...

Caleb: Oh, you were checking on the--on the twins. I know.

Lily: Yeah, Matty needed her pacifier.

Caleb: Do you, um, do you want me to go? I know you, uh, you're worried that someone might come over.

Lily: Yeah. (Stammers) I-I do worry, you know? Sometimes I do, but then I just-- I don't care. I don't care. I just--I-I want them gone, and I-I want you here with me. (Sighs) Oh, my gosh, you smell like pine. How is that possible?

Caleb: You smell like heaven. That's what you smell like.

Lily: Cane, I just-- I need this. I need you with me, you know, just to feel normal, you know? We can--we can--we can-- in our own way, we can feed the babies. We can watch them sleep. And then I just-- I want you to make love to me.

Chloe: Okay, well, Lauren's calm right now, but there's no way that she's not gonna freak out when she finds out that Phyllis is giving Daisy press.

Kevin: I can't believe she would do that. Phyllis turned my niece into Daisy bait.

Chloe: I know. Okay, it's weird, but Phyllis won. Daniel's got the baby, and gloating about Daisy does seem a little excessive.

(Cell phone alert chimes)

Kevin: (Sighs)

Chloe: What's wrong?

Kevin: It's from Angelo. He's coming over to say good-bye.

Chloe: Oh, no.

Kevin: Did you just get--

Jeff: Norway? Norway? One ticket to--

Kevin: Okay, if Angelo's on his way over here, you have to tell Mom.

Gloria: Ooh, my favorite men with their heads together. Something juicy, I hope.

Kevin: Well, Mom--

Jeff: Um, I--listen. I-I-I got a present for you. I'm gonna go get it.

Kevin: Tell her, Jeff.

Gloria: Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh. I like surprises.

Kevin: (Sighs) It's her restaurant that's about to get torched. Tell her.

Gloria: Tell me what, Lover Man?

Jeff: Snookums, um, you did like the movie "Godfather," right?

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Lauren: It's her fault, you know? Daisy. If she hadn't locked Jana in that cage, she never would have had that aneurysm, and... she wouldn't have tried to take off with Delia and Lucy. Jana would be alive right now. She would be home and whole.

Michael: Are you worried that Daisy will come back to town and try to see Lucy?

Lauren: I don't know what I'm feeling right now.

Michael: Sweetheart--

Lauren: No, I'm not-- I'm not gonna fall apart. Fen... Fen needs Popsicle sticks for his art project, so, um, I'm gonna go get them, and I'll see you at home.

Michael: All right, I'll--I'll walk you out. I'm sure I have something to do, too.

(Front door opens)

Victoria: (Quietly) Shh.

Daniel: (Quietly) Sorry.

Victoria: It's okay. (Quietly) She's fine. (Sighs) We're fine. You don't look so fine. You read your mom's blog, huh?

Daniel: You?

Victoria: Y-yeah. Listen, I'm sorry that we put you in the middle of all this. You've been nothing but generous to me and Bill thank you.

Daniel: My mom just thinks she has all the answers, you know? Thinks she knows how everything should be. All she really is is just a brat who wants what she wants when she wants it.

Victoria: Yeah, well... I think she's just, um, she's trying to protect your future with Lucy.

Daniel: (Chuckles) She would happily cut me out of the equation. I think she's willing to lose a son in order to gain a new daughter.

(Knock on door)

Phyllis: Daniel. Daniel.

Phyllis: Well, look at you. (Sighs) I don't need to hear anything from you. I heard it all from Daniel, okay? But I must say, I'm impressed. You go, your little team, and you got your sweet little setup, and I'm sure the judge will be really impressed with it. You know what? I've had it with your greed and your entitlement and how you proclaim that you're gonna be such great parents to Lucy. Good for you, because I'm sure that's why J.T. has full custody of Reed and Delia is with Chloe.

Billy: I just have one thing to say-- you're fired.

Phyllis: You can't fire me. I built that magazine.

Billy: Well, Sweetheart, I own that magazine. You're just an employee, or should I say former, ex, as in no longer working there?

Phyllis: Wow, look at you. Billy Abbott and his worldwide domination tour. Good for you. That's great. You stole my son. You stole his daughter. And now you're basically stealing my job. Bet you feel good about yourself, don't you? You just fire people without any cause just because you want to be a daddy.

Billy: No cause, Phyllis? You defied a judge's gag order. You put "Restless Style" on the line when you published that story about Lucy.

Phyllis: Nobody told me about a gag order. Nobody let me know. I had no idea there was a gag order.

Billy: I don't have to tell you anything! Listen to me. I don't have to tell you anything. This is my magazine. You work for me. Your job is-- was to run content by me. You didn't, because there is no way in hell that I would have put my daughter's face out there for the world to see. You, who claims to know how to raise her better than me did, and because you did that, I am compromised. You are unemployed. Do not come to the office. I will have all of your belongings boxed up and delivered here.

Phyllis: Mm. Interesting.

Billy: I love that little girl. I love her mother Victoria. And you are messing with the happiness of my home, so you stay away from my house, you stay away from my office, and you stay the hell away from my child.

Malcolm: How are you doin', little mama, uh? Between all this, Tucker...

Sofia: Well, I'm not about to let anyone slip away--not Tucker or Lily.

Malcolm: Mm, that's my girl.

Devon: Speaking of little mama, how's "Little Devon" doin' in there?

Malcolm: Oh?

Sofia: (Laughs)

Devon: You know...

Sofia: Oh, I think someone just named the baby.

Devon: Yeah.

Malcolm: (Laughs)

Devon: How's he doin'?

Sofia: He could be a she. We don't know yet.

Devon: Okay.

Malcolm: We did go to the doctor, and we had an ultrasound. So, you know, and, uh, got pictures, too.

Devon: Oh, nice.

Malcolm: Yeah, Man.

Sofia: I was gonna show Lily. You know, have some girl talk. But that didn’t really work out.

Devon: Well, you know, Devon could be a girl's name, too. Don't rule it out, because I'm secure enough in my masculinity to be cool with that.

Malcolm: (Laughs)

Sofia: (Laughs) Oh, okay. Okay, how about we start off slow, and start with middle names?

Devon: Uh-huh. That's fine.

Malcolm: Uh, I was thinkin' "Neil."

Sofia: Really?

Malcolm: Yeah.

Sofia: Um, I was thinking "Tucker" or "Ethan." You know, that was Cane's real name.

Malcolm: Oh, okay. Well, I-I wasn't thinkin'... either of those.

Sofia: (Laughs)

Malcolm: But, I mean, you could be right. They could work.

Devon: (Laughs)

Sofia: Just give me a kiss.

Malcolm: Mm...

Sofia: (Chuckles)

Malcolm: (Chuckles)

Neil: Uh-oh. Look at these happy faces. Somebody must have said something good while I was gone, huh?

Malcolm: (Laughs)

Neil: (Clears throat)

Colin: Well, what have we got here? A Winters family gathering? I bet Lily wishes she was here.

Caleb: You hungry? I saw some takeout in the kitchen.

Lily: No, I don't want to waste our time on food.

Caleb: You know, we have all the time in the world. You know that, don't you? I'm always gonna be here.

Lily: How do I know that? I mean, h-h-how can I be sure of anything? Cane, I feel like every second with you is my last. That's why I-I need this now-- to be with you. Please--just please make love to me.

Caleb: I wanted to the other day, but you just pushed me away.

Lily: I know. I was-- I was wrong. I'm sorry.

Caleb: Every second I'm away from you is like hell. And you want me...

Lily: I do.

Gloria: A bookie joint? You turned my high-class establishment here into a bookie joint?

Jeff: It--it was a business investment, Cupcake.

Gloria: Do you realize we can't go to the police for protection, because they're gonna think that we're all criminals?

Jeff: No, forget about the cops. This is what we do. We--we take it to the mattress. We, uh, hang the "Gone fishing" sign, and we lay low in Norway.

Gloria: (Mouthing words)

Chloe: Okay, look, there is one thing that we know about Angelo-- he would never hurt a woman. So let me deal with him.

Kevin: Oh, yeah. That's a great idea. I'd be really proud of myself then.

Chloe: Okay. Well, would you rather be proud, or would you rather be alive? Because Angelo just said, "Good-bye." That is really bad, Kevin. It's really, really bad.

[Kevin daydreaming]

Kevin: (Gangster accent) What do ya think you're doin'?

Chloe: (Gun moll voice) Baby needs a new pair of shoes.

Kevin: You got a bad mouth on ya. Ya know that, Dollface?

Chloe: (Normal voice) What? Delia's getting bigger. She needs new sandals.

Kevin: Angelo. What do you want?

Angelo: Like I said, I've come to say good-bye.

Chloe: (Gun moll voice) No, no, Angie. I can't let ya hurt him. I love this crazy guy.

Kevin: Chloe.

Chloe: No, love you too much, Kev. I won't let him hurt ya. (Swoons) Gosh.

Kevin: (Laughs) Where's your little friend?

Angelo: Right here.

Kevin: I meant the dog.

Angelo: He doesn't need to see this.

Chloe: (Gasps) No! (Whimpers)

Kevin: You should go.

Chloe: No, no, I'm not going without you.

Kevin: Yes, enough is enough. We're gonna put an end to this.

Jeff: That's it. Take one for the team.

Gloria: Shut up. That's my son, and this is all your fault.

Jeff: (Sighs)

Kevin: (Sighs)

Colin: (Sighs) Neil? I think there's somethin' that kind of needs to be cleared up. I realize I've, uh, well, I'm look upon as kind of an outsider around here, the guy who married a woman who was very attached to Lily's husband. Hardly a straight line. At some point, I overstepped it in my concern for Lily and the children. (Sighs) You're her father, and by all accounts, a pretty good one, something I failed miserably at. That's what happens when you put business before family. You ultimately pay dearly for it. Anyway, you're different. (Sighs) I wish Lily the best, and with you, I know, well, she'll get that. I've said my piece.

Neil: Colin, hold on one second please. Uh... (Sighs) Man-to-man, all right? We're discussing Lily's problems right now. Most likely, we're gonna be taking some kind of action tonight to get her some help. We are not going to allow Lily to slip further away from us.

Colin: Yeah. Thank you for telling me that. I have total faith that you'll do what needs to be done.

Neil: Thanks. You have a good evening.

Colin: Yeah.

Colin: (Sighs)

Caleb: Baby? Baby?

Lily: No, just-- just close your eyes, and it feels like Paris.

Caleb: But this is not Paris. It's not Paris. It's not, and--and--and I think about--I think you're right. I don't think we're safe here.

Lily: No. No, no, no. I-I told Sofia to go away. I can make them all go away.

Caleb: But they're not gonna go away, all right? They want to help you, and-- and--and they're gonna keep--l they're gonna keep comin' back, all right? We need go away somewhere, somewhere where no one can come between us. That's what we need to do.

Lily: What do you-- what do you mean? Like leave town?

Caleb: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, leave town, all right? We can--we can go away where-- where no one can watch us and--and--and no one can tell us what's real and what's not real.

Lily: Yeah, and then we can--

Caleb: Yeah.

Lily: We can be free, and we can we can be together.

Caleb: Yeah, yeah, just us. Just us, Baby.

Lily: No.

Caleb: Why? Look at me. Why?

Lily: No, Char--Charlie and--Charlie and Matty?

Caleb: Yeah.

Lily: I mean, what? We would just--we would take them away from the people that they love so that we can, wh-what? Live in our-- our own little world together?

Caleb: No, it's gotta be their world, too. It will be their world with us.

Lily: No. No, no. No, no. This--this--this-- this makes no sense. It's--it's like either-- either you're here and you're real and you want me to cut the babies off from a normal life, or... or you're not--you're not real, and I'm dreaming, or I'm cr--I'm crazy and I'm-- this is my mind telling me to run--to run away. I'm losing my mind. (Sighs)

Caleb: Hey, hey, hey. Shh...

Lily: (Sighs)

Caleb: Doesn't this feel real?

Lily: (Sighs)

Caleb: Huh?

Lily: Yeah.

Caleb: Does this feel real to you? Yeah?

Lily: (Sighs)

Caleb: Okay, listen. Um... (Sighs)

Lily: (Sighs)

Caleb: I think you're tired I think maybe I should go. I think you should get some rest, okay? Okay?

Lily: Yeah, you should... you should go.

Caleb: Will you do something for me? Will you dream about me while I'm gone? You know, I want you to do that. I want you to think of what our life would be like if we were back together.

Lily: (Sighs) Mom? (Sighs) I just wish that you could hear me like Cane does. Or maybe he doesn’t hear me. Maybe he's just... all in my head. I don't know. I don't know. But maybe I should go, you know? Maybe I should just leave so that people won't be able to see that I'm losing my mind.

(Knock on door)

Neil: Lily? It's Dad.

Lily: (Sighs)

Kevin: Okay, you two stay back, and you--

Chloe: (Sighs)

Angelo: (Sighs)

Angelo: (Sighs)

Kevin: So now what?

Angelo: What is it they say? It's all over but the cryin'.

Gloria: No!

Angelo: Hey, I don't like it either, but the cops are sniffin'. I got no choice, so like I said, this is good-bye.

Chloe: Kevin, catch!

Gloria: (Gasps)

Chloe: Don't hurt him! Don't hurt him! Don't hurt him!

Angelo: Wait, wait, wait. What, what, what, what, what? What--what'd you think? H I was--I was gonna... (Laughs) Come here, you crazy kid. Hey, hey, get outta here. (Laughs) No. The--the cops are sniffin' around, a-and--and I-I gotta close shop, move town, until the heat dies down.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Kevin: (Sighs)

Gloria: Oh, my heart. I think it's gonna stop. I gotta sit down.

Kevin: So... I'M... fired?

Angelo: For now. You didn't rat me out. Your brother's a stand-up guy. You're a perfect candidate for future employment, so if you're ever in Boise-- (Grunts) Yeah.

Kevin: (Sighs)

Angelo: That's nice.

Gloria: (Sighs)

Kevin: (Exhales quickly)

Gloria: (Laughs nervously))

Angelo: But you--

Jeff: Oh, now, now, take it easy, okay? Uh, you tweaked my nose. Y-you gave me a capped tooth, so, uh, could you just leave me my dignity?

Gloria: (Sighs)

Chloe: Uh, you lost that a long time ago.

Angelo: You're able to get yours.

Gloria: (Gasps) (Muffled groans) (Sighs)

Angelo: Try livin' up to that, ya snitch.

Gloria: (Sighs) Oh, Dio Mio. (Sighs)

Chloe: (Scoffs)

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Chloe: (Giggles)

Kevin: (Sighs)

Billy: Nice running into you.

Michael: Yeah. Yeah, thanks. I'm so sorry--oh, hey-- to drop by without calling first.

Victoria: Did, uh, Lauren read Phyllis' blog?

Michael: Oh, yeah, yeah, she did.

Daniel: And so begins the "People Mom ticked off today" convention.

Billy: You're Phyllis' friend. What the hell is wrong with her?

Michael: Yeah, well, I'm the friend who dropped her case. So I'm a little out of the loop as regards to her reasoning, but I-I-I did want to check in with you, uh, before I decide if, when, and how I'm gonna approach Phyllis about this. Have you spoken to her?

Billy: Phyllis no longer works for "Restless Style," so, uh, there's that. But, hey, you know how the web works. That blog is gonna be out there forever.

Victoria: Yeah. Out there forever for Daisy to see. Is Lauren afraid that she might try to see the baby in person or fight for custody?

Michael: Honestly, don't know how Lauren feels. I really don't think she knows herself. Um, but I'm afraid that, uh, when it sinks in what Phyllis has done, all the progress she's made-- it's... it's gonna be gone. (Sighs)

Phyllis: Okay. Lauren... (Sighs) Oh, God. Please let me explain. I just want to explain. I-I-I can't believe that people are thinking that I'm trying to lure Daisy back here. That's not what I'm doing with that blog. It's not what I'm doing at all. My plan is that I track her down far, far away from here, okay? You have nothing to be afraid of. I don't want to bring her back.

Lauren: Are you done talking?

Phyllis: Yes. Yes.

Lauren: Good, 'cause actually, I'm glad that you called Daisy out. I refuse to be afraid of that bitch ever again.

Jeff: What do you say we celebrate, Cupcake?

Gloria: Mm-hmm. So you turned my place into a rambling den, huh?

Jeff: I thought we were past all of that.

Gloria: Where's my cut of the take, Lover Man?

Jeff: (Sighs)

Kevin: I'm free, and you are a terrible throw.

Chloe: (Scoffs) Well, look aus-- no shadows, no looming threats.

Kevin: Hmm. Except for Phyllis' blog, Lucy's custody issues, and my wacko sister on the loose.

Chloe: (Sighs) Thank you, "Señor Buzzkill."

Kevin: (Chuckles)

Chloe: (Chuckles)

Kevin: Who knew that Angelo would be the least of our problems?

Phyllis' voice: "Daisy or Daniel? Nature or nurture? That's what Lucy's future will come down to." I love this confidence. This is the Lauren I know. But I swear to you, I'm-- I'm not gonna bring her back here, Lauren. I-I swear--I'm (Stammers) Just be sure of that.

Lauren: (Scoffs) You're totally kidding yourself. Of course she's gonna come back, l and she's gonna try and ruin all of our lives, so... this is fair warning. Do you want something from her?

Phyllis: I want custody of Lucy.

Lauren: All right, then you better pray you get to her before I do, because once I see her face, she won't be able to do anything for anybody.

[Daisy reading the blog]

Phyllis' voice: "Daisy incites only rage and disgust in everyone she meets, while Daniel... Daniel is clever, artistic, loving, protective. As lucky as I am to have Daniel as a son, Lucy is even luckier to have him as a father. Me? I vote for nurture. I predict Lucy will grow into a warm, caring, kind young woman, because she'll have Daniel in her life, and because she'll never know the despicable creature whose one decent act was to give this child away. Lucky, lucky Lucy.

Colin: And then the smug bastard tells me-- no, no, no. No--he assures me that he knows what's best for Lily. I've gotta tell you, this Winters guy he's something else. All his care and concern. You're gonna push that woman right over the edge. When that happens, we got a clear shot right at those kids.

Neil: Lily, listen. I'm--I'm only here to talk, okay? Take things nice and slow. Now I know you're sure you're fine, but, Honey, I-- you gotta trust me when I say that y-you're not actin' like yourself.

Lily: You need to go.

Neil: I know that you're probably scared and very angry. But I'm not going anywhere.

Lily: No, Dad. You have to go. You have to go.

Neil: Lily, Lily, please listen to--

Lily: No, Dad, listen to me. Listen to me. Stop it, please. You have to go, okay? And take the twins with you, because I'm losing my mind, and I need you to keep the babies safe. Ok?

Neil: Hey.

Lily: Please.

Caleb: Congratulations. So I guess you did all this on your own, just by goin' to Neil. Is that right, hmm?

Colin: Feeling unappreciated? (Chuckles) You'll get your due, Son. Have no fear.

Caleb: I hate that S.O.B.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Adam: So, um, we gonna do this together?

Nikki: Have you ever considered the possibility that Abby was driving the night Tucker was hit?

Lily: No, don't touch me!

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