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Episode # 9610 ~ Chance Gets a Chilling Text Message

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Victoria: Oh, hi. Did Lucy go down okay?

Jana: Yes, she's all snuggly.

Victoria: Good.

Jana: Who's your friend?

Victoria: Uh, this is, uh, Delia's present, actually. Billy and "McRuff" and I were stranded in a St. Patty's-themed airport bar, and we got a little tipsy.

Jana: Well, that sounds like it's a really sweet story. So why are you so sad then?

Victoria: (Sighs) Oh, Billy and I got into this fight. He never gets mad at me, and... he gets a little snarky sometimes, but he was really mad, and you know what? I was mad back, and now it's just...

Jana: You know what then? Just stop dwelling and fix it. Say you're sorry.

Victoria: Uh...

Jana: I mean it. Victoria, do whatever it takes, because I would do anything to make things right with Kevin again.

Gloria: Oh, and how's my favorite little leprechaun?

Kevin: Don't call me that.

Jeff: Suck it up, whiner.

Kevin: Why don't you suck it up and pay what you owe? Angelo is still on my back over your debt.

Jeff: I'm dealing with it, so back off.

Kevin: Where is your tooth?

Jeff: Under my pillow. What do you think happened, you moron?

Kevin: You asked for this, Jeffrey.

Jeff: (Sighs)

Kevin: You wanted to play with the big dogs, and now they want to eat your face for lunch and the people I care about for dessert. And now because of you, I have to avoid Chloe, and I have to find Hogan and get us out of this mess.

Gloria: What's wrong, Baby? Cat got your tongue? Or just a tooth?

Jeff: (Scoffs)

Phyllis: Adam drops a forgery bomb and then he doesn't show up for the arbitration. We have got to corner him and get some answers.

Billy: Yeah, well, this arbitration is making my wife's family implode, so I really don't feel like chasing after "Psycho Jr." Right now.

Phyllis: Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Wait a second. Oh, no, no. Billy, no, no, no. This--this was our idea from the evil Sharon piece up until now. It's a whole series. You came up with this with me.

Billy: Would you just back off for five minutes and let the dust settle? Okay?

Phyllis: So, okay, good. I will just--I will wait until you give me the okay to run with it. Is that what you want?

Billy: Yes, good. You do that, because this arbitration talk...

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Billy: Is making me want to go over there and punch holes in the wall.

Nina: So that's it? As soon as you testify, you have to go away again?

Phillip: If Owen and the rest are convicted, is witness protection really necessary?

Chance: Guys, none of this is news.

Nina: Look, I... I know it was always a possibility, but it's just not right that you should have to go away again, not after everything you've given up. I mean, you're... (Sighs) He's handing you a conviction. Shouldn't that be enough?

Spencer: I'm afraid the drug ring is more than Pomerantz and Meeks and some dirty cops, which is why the FBI and I all want chance back in WITSEC.

Heather: Yes, but it--it's Chance's decision. You can't force him.

Spencer: He knows what's at stake better than anyone. You could be called upon as a witness today, as well. I need to head out. I'm meeting Christine at the courthouse. I won't ask if you're ready. I know you are.

Nina: (Sighs)

Chance: I'm sorry.

Nina: I convinced myself that I could handle anything as long as you're okay, but I just... (Sighs) (Voice cracks) I don't want to lose you again.

Chance: Come here. Come here.

Sharon: Yes, I need a passport right away, and all you need is a picture and a birth certificate? Okay, well, I have a flight to Thailand later today, and I know that it's last-minute, but your ad said that you can expedite if I pay the fee in cash? That's wonderful. The name is Newman-- Faith Newman. Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can.

Sharon: Phyllis.

Phyllis: Hey, Sharon. What you doin'? Where you goin'?

Adam: Hey, I see you here the other day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Typical tourist, huh? Talks too much. Actually, I'm not a tourist, though. I'm a travel writer. Yeah, I hop around from place to place. You know, spend a week here and there, check out the food, the culture. Really, all I want to do is watch a good game of basketball and have a friendly conversation with an American. You're American, right? So where you from, man?

Koa: Here to drink, man. Okay, guys, what sounds good for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Here you go.

Kevin: More bets?

Jeff: Yeah. I gotta watch the profits go to that huge guy...

Kevin: (Clears throat)

Jeff: A-Angelo, mio amico Angelo and Vig. Oh, such a face.

Angelo: You might want to see a dentist for that and pay your insurance premiums.

Jeff: Yeah, it's, um, it's in the other room. I'll go get it now.

Angelo: That look Jeff has, uh, it shouldn't catch on. It just wouldn't look right on a pretty girl's face, huh? Yeah, Vig agrees. Yes, you do. Yeah. (Makes kissing sounds) (Laughs)

Jeff: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you cannot leave me alone with "Chuckles."

Kevin: Bite me, "Toothless wonder."

Angelo: Chloe, right? It's Chloe.

Billy: Mnh-mnh. Angelo, don't look at her. Don't talk to her, and forget her name, okay?

Sharon: Well, not that it's any of your business, but I was on my way to, um, a spa for a few days.

Phyllis: Oh, a spa. That's fun. With Adam?

Sharon: He might meet me later.

Phyllis: Oh, great. Um, is it in Wisconsin? Because, you know, crossing state lines...

Sharon: Yeah, I'm out on bail. Yeah, I know that.

Phyllis: Right. Yeah. Yeah, so... well, could you get Adam for me? I need to talk to him.

Sharon: He's not here, and I'm late.

Phyllis: Um, you know, he didn't show up for the arbitration. What was the deal with that?

Sharon: I guess you'll have to ask him.

Phyllis: I-I'll do that.

(Knock on door)

Sharon: Officers.

Man: We have a warrant for Adam Newman's arrest.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Adam: So I'm countin' down the top ten beaches, you know? Australia, Monaco, Mexico.

Man: Oh, you're here for Khao Lak.

Adam: Yep, first thing tomorrow morning.

Man: Mm.

Koa: You left out Hawaii.

Adam: (Inhales sharply) I'm saving the best for last, brother. What, are you from there?

Koa: You should check out Hapuna Beach. (Sighs)

Adam: Funny you should mention it. That is my very next stop. So what are you doing here? Vacation?

Koa: Kinda.

Heather: I have to get ready for court just in case.

Chance: I will see you there then.

Heather: I'm--I'm sorry. It's just... I-I mean, I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to you last time, and if you're gonna leave right after the testimony... (Sighs) Um... (Chuckles) I've, uh... (Sighs) I've made some really... colossally stupid choices in my life, and, um, I've been around people that I should have known better about, but... (Sighs) You're a real hero. And--and I don't just say that because of you protecting me or--or the sacrifices you made. Um... (Sighs) You're a good guy, and you always do the right thing, even if it's hard or--or frustrating or dangerous. And as awful as these past few months have been, um, knowing you, I-I wouldn't trade that, not for anything. (Sighs)

Chance: Come here. Come here. (Sighs)

Heather: (Sobs) All right, I guess I'll see you later. (Sighs)

Chance: I'll see you.

Heather: Okay.

Nina: She's afraid she's never gonna see you again.

Chance: (Sighs) It is not a done deal yet. Spencer and the FBI can make their suggestions, but, Mom, in the end, it is still my choice.

Nina: Having you here has been such a gift. But Heather is right. You're a hero, and now we just... we have to be brave, too. (Voice breaks) You have to go.

Jana: When you've found your soul mate, you think that nothing will come between you two, because your love is epic. It's an ashram in Malibu. It's the house of your daydreams. It's giving him all of his desires without expecting anything in return. It's... it's a connection that is so strong... you never even thought it could ever exist. But that connection can snap, Victoria. And when it does, all you are is empty inside.

Victoria: I'm so sorry that you miss Kevin so much.

Jana: (Sighs) So what are you gonna do then?

Victoria: Hmm.

Victoria: Oh, hi, Marta. Uh, is Billy there? Oh, okay. Uh, thank you. Bye-bye. He's at Gloworm. I'm gonna go.

Jana: Hurry. Hurry.

Victoria: Uh, I'm hurrying. (Chuckles) Thank you.

(Knock on door)

Jana: Kevin. (Sighs)

Nina: It's not fair to have to say good-bye again.

Chance: We don't have to do this, okay?

Phillip: No, no.

Nina: (Sighs)

Phillip: We do. We do. There's some things you gotta hear.

Nina: I hate not knowing what kind of life you're living, you know? If... I'm so afraid that you're alone and isolated.

Chance: There's this diner that I go to. The waitress there, she knows my order by, uh, by heart, actually.

Nina: Sunny-side with sausages. (Laughs)

Chance: And she gets it right every time. Yeah.

Nina: But that's not family and friends.

Chance: No. No, it is not family.

Nina: (Sniffles)

Chance: But I have friends.

Phillip: I missed out on decades of who you are-- and my fault, my fault. And I'm gonna miss out on-- on some--some more. But when I think about what happened to Cane, the D.A.'s right, you know. We have to do this. You gotta go. Exile isn't easy, self-imposed or otherwise, but... man, I'm so proud of you. You know, you got more guts than anybody I know. I'm so proud of you. I love you.

Chance: Come here. Okay. Guess I'd better go get ready for court. I'm gonna say good-bye to Grandma and Katherine, okay?

Nina: How do I do this again? (Sobs)

Phillip: I don't know. I don't know. We--we--we--we're gonna do this again. I don't know. We just do it, okay?

Paul: Are you nervous?

Heather: Um, you know, since I can't connect Owen and the rest of the drug ring to the attempt on my life, I'm--I'm really no threat to them. But it's, uh, the other witnesses, the ones who can really nail these bastards to the wall. They're the ones with something at stake.

Paul: Yeah, well, maybe so, but, um, you've been through way too much the last few months.

Heather: (Sighs)

Paul: I mean, not just the car bomb, but bodyguards 24/7, and, uh, you had to watch Chance die.

Heather: Yeah, and, uh, Ronan killing him. I cared about them both.

Paul: I know.

Heather: I lost them both.

Paul: And for Nina, too. She has to say good-bye to her child. I mean, if, for somehow, that... this would be the last time I see your face...

Heather: (Sighs) I'm not goin' anywhere.

Paul: That's good to hear.

Heather: (Sighs) God, I was such a brat to you.

Paul: (Chuckles)

Heather: So prickly and defensive and all, "I don't need a dad."

Paul: Well, it has been some time since I've heard that, so that's encouraging.

Heather: (Laughs) Well, I should have gotten over myself sooner.

Paul: (Chuckles)

Heather: 'Cause it's worth it having a dad like you.

Paul: Mm.

Heather: (Sighs)

Sharon: What are the charges against Adam?

Man: Perjury, per Judge Phelps. Is Mr. Newman here, Ma'am?

Sharon: No, and I don't know when he'll be back.

Man: Well, if you see him, have him turn himself in.

Phyllis: Hmm. Adam's not here, and you don't know when he'll be back. Is that the truth, or were you just lying to the nice officers?

Sharon: Phyllis?

Phyllis: Hmm? Oh. This is gonna be very, very good.

Jana: Can I get you anything to drink? Beer perhaps? I'd join you, but, you know, I'm on duty.

Kevin: No, thanks. Um, I just-- I have to say this because of our history.

Jana: Just say it. Just say whatever it is that you need to say to me.

Kevin: We can't have any contact anymore.

Billy: Stay away from my friend here.

Angelo: (Chuckles) You and Chloe two-timing our buddy Kevin? (Gasps) (Chuckles)

Chloe: Billy and I are not together, and Kevin and I broke up. He gets custody of you and your dog and everyone else in your business. Are we done here?

Angelo: I can't make casual conversation anymore. (Chuckles) Civility is dead. Ahh, Vig, what do you say we take a little walkie-walk?

Chloe: (Sighs) What a jerk.

Billy: Come here for a minute.

Billy: (Clears throat) So is that true? You and "The Chipmunk" are done?

Chloe: As far as Angelo goes.

Billy: (Chuckles) I get it. So this is a scam you and, uh, Kevin cooked up here, right? That's good. That's great, because he's gonna get a real chuckle when he finds out that you tried to scam him. It's not gonna work.

Chloe: (Sighs) You know, you and this whole big, bossy daddy thing? It's really annoying.

Billy: Keep it up. Make me fight for Delia, and I will beat you.

Chloe: My boyfriend is not my boyfriend. My kid will always be my kid. Now get over it and move on.

(Thud)

Billy: Oh, wow.

Victoria: Hi.

Billy: Hi.

Victoria: Well, Marta said we'd find you here, so here you are.

Billy: Yeah.

Victoria: It's St. Patrick's Day.

Billy: Gloria even has green beer. Not as good as the one at, uh, Finn McGee's, but, you know...

Victoria: (Laughs) Well, I'm not gonna tell her. You know, we used to fight all the time. But back then, we'd just end up in bed, not so far away from each other.

Billy: The Abbott/Newman pairing-- destined for greatness, not despair.

Victoria: We're not despairing, are we? I mean, come on. This is just a bump. We come from these big, brand-name families. We're gonna have to choose sides sometimes.

Billy: I thought we were on our own side. But you just assumed that I would jump on the Abbott side over your deal with Tucker and Beauty of Nature.

Victoria: (Sighs) I'm sorry, okay? I really am. I mean, sometimes isn't-- isn't keeping secrets the kindest thing you can do?

Jana: So why, Kev? Did I overstep or crowd you? Is that why you're pushing me away?

Kevin: No, no. You've been great. And I have to say, I... this job, I never... I never saw you as a nanny before, but it suits you.

Jana: So what is it then?

Kevin: I screwed up waiting so long to tell you that we were divorced. (Sighs) And for your recovery, I just think the more distance between us, the better. It's safer.

Jana: (Sighs) I know where we stand.

Kevin: Well, I need some space, too, for myself. Chloe and I broke up. (Sighs)

Jana: Oh, no. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Kevin: And I just think the more time I have solo...

Jana: (Sighs)

Kevin: The cleaner this is for everybody.

Jana: (Sighs) But what's gonna happen when I start getting my memory back and I-I-I have questions that only you can answer? I mean, I know we're done in that way. But I thought at least our friendship was stronger than that.

Kevin: (Sighs) I'm sorry, Jana, but for now, you're gonna have to rely on Dr. Mason. It's the only way.

Jana: Oh, Lucy... (Sniffles) You know, Kevin and I used to be so close. But he just keeps pushing me away when what he needs to be doing is pulling me closer, so how do we convince him, huh? You remember that bad man Ryder? The one that scared us? He said that Kevin's niece might be near here. You know what, Lucy? I think we need to find her. I think we need to find her to make Kevin happy again. But... now where's that church that she was left in? Do you know? Where is that church?

Adam: Yeah, there was this, uh, this beach in Queensland-- unbelievable, man.

Koa: Bruddah, there's no beaches like Hawaii.

Adam: You know, I heard about this, uh, this restaurant in Waimea-- Pua. Is that thing still open?

Koa: It means "Flower."

Adam: Yeah. You been to the big island lately?

Koa: It's still open.

Adam: You got family there? Friends?

Koa: Oh! (Scoffs) Hacked him! Watch that replay.

Adam: You know, if I was a real writer, and I wasn't writin' for this travel/leisure stuff, I think I'd write the real meaty drama, you know, like that story about that woman who fell in that volcano recently.

Koa: Why you mention that?

Billy: Okay, yes.

Victoria: Okay, yes what?

Billy: Yes, I've kept secrets from people. Now, look, I-I love Jack. I love Ashley. They're my people. But you are my person. I cast a vote, it's with you, every time, hands down.

Victoria: I just didn't want to come between you, you know? Want to make you choose sides.

Billy: (Irish accent) Well, there's no choice, Lassie, not at all. (Laughs) (Makes soaring sound) (Sighs) (Normal voice) Excuse me. It's you, now and always. It's just you.

Nina: Hmm.

Paul: Hey, there.

Heather: Um, uh, Spencer said Christine is running late.

Phillip: All right. If she's prosecuting along with him, can they even start without her?

Paul: Oh, yeah, he's handling the opening arguments right now.

Nina: So they should be getting to witnesses pretty soon.

Paul: Mm-hmm.

Heather: I'm gonna go to the vending machine. Can I get anybody something?

Nina: No, I'm good.

Heather: Okay.

Paul: I'll go with you. Come on.

Heather: No, no. Um, you know what? I'm--I'm planning on losing a-a quarter in the machine, and then kicking it to get out some aggression, so I'll be right back.

Nina: (Laughs)

Paul: (Chuckles) All right. I want to watch that. How are you holding up?

Nina: (Sighs) His room's gonna be empty again soon.

Paul: I know.

Phillip: We lost Chance in a warehouse to people who thought they were above the law. That's all gonna be changed right now. They're gonna be held accountable. (Sighs)

Judge: Well, now that opening arguments have concluded, Mr. Walsh, are you prepared to call your first witness?

Spencer: Yes, your honor. But let me say for the record, Christine Blair from the justice department will be taking over the questioning when she arrives.

Owen: Who is it?

Man: Well, according to the roster, it's Heather Stevens.

Owen: Heather, oh. She's got nothin'.

Judge: Move it along.

Spencer: Yes, your honor. The prosecution calls Detective Phillip Chancellor IV.

Owen: How the hell did you not know about this?

Sid: It was a setup.

Man: Your honor, this witness clearly was not on the prosecution's list.

Spencer: Detective Chancellor has been in the custody of the justice department since his apparent murder, your honor.

Judge: I'm aware of that.

Man: Well, I wasn't. So the defense would kindly appreciate a recess, your honor.

Judge: Fine, Counselor. Take your recess, but then I'm gonna hear what Detective Chancellor has to say. Perhaps Ms. Blair will have arrived by then.

Spencer: Quite an entrance.

Chance: So far, so good.

Woman: Ms. Newman?

Sharon: Yes?

Woman: What can I get you to drink?

Sharon: Oh, um, sparkling water, please. Thank you.

Woman: Sure.

Sharon: I've gotta find you, Adam.

Adam: Oh, you know, I mean, I read a lot. It's part of the job description. And also what came up in my research was a story about, uh, that whale from the northern pacific that ended up off the coast of Israel. That's crazy stuff, huh?

Koa: What's your name?

Adam: You've probably never read me-- Jason Ellings.

Koa: What magazine you work for?

Adam: "Near and Far." Like I said, you probably never heard of it. Listen, I know I invaded your space. Probably pissed you off a little bit. You just want to have a drink and watch the game. That's my bad, okay? My apologies. I'm gonna go make a call and just--we'll pretend like this conversation never happened, all right? I'll come back in. I don't want to bother you. Brother, can I have another drink? I'll be right back. I'm just makin' a quick phone call.

Koa: "Jason Ellings, 'Near and Far.'"

Kevin: Hey, I've been trying to get in touch with Hogan, and--

Gloria: (Laughs)

Kevin: What's with Angelo? You piss him off even more?

Jeff: Me and my gap-tooth grin are staying out of it.

Gloria: (Sighs) Where have you been?

Kevin: I had an errand to run.

Gloria: Mm-hmm. Well, you have a very pretty and patient visitor.

Chloe: Not that patient, actually.

Gloria: Yay.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Agnes: So I paid those bills like I told you. And I tithed, like I know that you want.

Agnes: We really did a lot of good with that money that we got. But the baby... (Sighs) Oh, Lord, the baby. Bought and traded like a piece of furniture. (Sobs)

Jana: Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Kevin: Uh, no.

Chloe: (Scoffs) Okay, I'm sorry. I know that I broke the rules. But this is worse than Jana, except that Angelo isn't crashing at your place.

Kevin: Well, I haven't been able to track down Hogan, and I have to, because Angelo... he's not about to let me retire.

Chloe: Is he threatening you again?

Kevin: Uh, yeah, and now Jeff is missing a tooth. Good times. But this will be over.

Chloe: When?

Kevin: Soon.

Gloria: You know, Jeffrey and I sometimes play "Strangers in a bar." Cupcake?

Kevin: (Sighs)

Gloria: (Chuckles) Cupcake?

Chloe: (Sighs)

Jana: (American accent) Excuse me. Do you--do you know where I can find the priest?

Agnes: Oh, um, uh, I'm not sure. Oh, what a sweet baby.

Jana: Oh, Father, I am so glad you're here.

Priest: What can I do for you, Ladies?

Agnes: (Chuckles)

Jana: Well, there was a baby, um, a newborn left in a church in January. Did you happen to find a child?

Priest: (Sighs) No, I'm sorry.

Jana: Anybody else? Is there anyone I could ask?

Priest: Well, this is a very small parish. Uh, I would know. I'll keep the baby and its parents in my prayers.

Jana: (Sighs) Yes, of course. Thank you.

Priest: Thank you.

Spencer: (Sighs)

Chance: Can we do this already? I have waited too long to nail these guys as it is.

Spencer: A few more minutes would only help us. It'll give Christine more time to get here and take over.

Chance: All right. I'll check to see if she's called.

Spencer: Okay.

Heather: Can somebody hear me?! Just--just tell me what you want, please! We can talk! Please! (Breathing heavily) Aah! Aah! (Whimpers) (Breathing heavily) Somebody-- somebody get me outta here! Somebody get me out of here! Can you hear me?! Please! Please! Somebody help me! Please! Somebody, can you hear me? Can anybody hear me?!

Adam: So did I miss any of the final scores?

Koa: There is no Jason Ellings at "Near and Far." Who are you?

Adam: I'm Adam Newman. You knew my late wife Skye, and the woman that I love is being accused of her murder, so why don't you tell me everything that you know?

Woman: Ms. Newman?

Sharon: Yes?

Man: I need to see your passport, Ma'am.

Sharon: Is there some kind of problem?

Man: The computer system indicates Faith Newman is 1 year old.

Sharon: Oh, well, there-- there must be some kind of mistake.

Man: You'll need to come with me.

Sharon: I'm sure this is just a-a mistake. Uh-- I--

Woman: Do you think she had a weapon? Or maybe she was a drug mule.

Phyllis: Hmm. I don't know. Some people just like drama.

Woman: Have you ever been to Thailand?

Phyllis: No, I haven't. It's my first trip. I just--I can't wait until I see what I find.

Woman: Yeah.

Phyllis: Okay.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Chris: The men who conspired to have you killed, can you identify them for the court?

Angelo: What the hell do you think you're doing?

Heather: (Gasps)

Adam: I'm gonna follow you, and I won't quit until I find out what I need to know.

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