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Episode # 9587 ~ Phyllis Finds Evidence Against Victor

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Gloria: Somebody's Valentine's present has arrived.

Jeff: Oh. It's kinda light.

Gloria: Mm.

Jeff: Like a, um, garter belt and stockings. Black? No. Taupe.

Gloria: Ah!

Jeff: Come on. Let's go back to the office.

Gloria: No, no, no, no, no, no. This one... you can open in public. I... bought you... a royal title-- Count Jeffrey Bardwell-- which makes me your countess.

Jeff: Mm. Swell.

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Jeff: Yeah, okay, well, I got something to do back at the castle, but before we get into some serious bodice ripping, um, how come our reservation book is naked for tonight? What's wrong with these people? They think they're gonna get lucky without, um, dinner and booze?

Gloria: Well, everybody's just upset-- Cane dying and all the various and sordid breakups.

Jeff: Well, what better time to get loaded, ease the pain? We need butts in booths. You know, like the lady said, we gotta get a gimmick.

Gloria: A fund-raiser. Brings all the beautiful and the rich people in. Lots of press besides.

Jeff: Yeah, but--but what do you do? Do you just give the money away, Countess Cuckoo?

Gloria: No, it generates a lot of good will very big bar tabs.

Jeff: All right. I'll pick a charity. You get the word out.

Gloria: (Chuckles) (Gasps) Angel! Happy Valentine’s Day.

Kevin: Yeah, happy as a heart attack. I'm here to check the books.

Jeff: Ah, I'm so glad. Shouldn't you be exchanging little sugary hearts with Chloe?

Kevin: I'm here to check the books.

Murphy: There's some broken hearts today. So maybe some chocolate comfort would help. And here's one for your mom, the original Valentine.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Murphy: And a-- and a teeny one for Delia.

Chloe: Oh. Well, thank you, Murphy, but Delia will not be eating her chocolate because she's gonna be hopped up on all of her birthday cake, right? I, on the other hand, will be eating it alone, in bed, not watching "Pretty in Pink."

Kay: Oh, well, but it doesn't have to be that way, Chloe.

Murphy: Ah, Miss Nikki. For you.

Nikki: Oh. Well, how very sweet of you, Murphy. Thank you.

Murphy: Yeah.

Chloe: (Mouth full) Nikki, you look like how I feel. Go ahead. Say it. Valentine's is just another stupid greeting card holiday that was invented by some guy who wanted to make every single woman feel like dog poo.

Nikki: Oh, that's not exactly what I was gonna say, but I won't argue it.

Chloe: And today I will be celebrating my daughter's birth, which also was very painful.

Esther: Oh, excuse me. Excuse me, Mrs. C.

Kay: Oh.

Murphy: Oh! Oh.

Esther: Oh, these are... (Chuckles) These are for Nikki.

Nikki: Me?

Esther: At least that's what the delivery man said.

Nikki: Oh, my goodness.

Chloe: Little excessive, don't you think?

Nikki: (Gasps) Well, where's the card?

Esther: No card.

Kay: Well, perhaps they're from Victor.

Kay: Well... (Chuckles)

Victor: Not likely.

Diane: These are the recessed lights around the edges of the tray ceiling.

(Cell phone rings)

Diane: Excuse me.

Diane: I happen to be very important and very busy.

Nick: Well, this is very important information. I'm about to open up a bottle of wine while the kids eat dinner. You can help me drink it. There's, uh, gonna be lots of conversation about ponies and dolls. Gonna be very fun. Kyle may not like it, but...

Diane: Kyle's at a sleepover, and I happen to love dolls and ponies.

Nick: Well, then hang up the phone and get over here.

Abby: Hey.

Daniel: You do know that Delia’s only 2.

Abby: Uh, yes. She will learn young that I am cool, I am awesome, and I am the best spoiler ever.

Ashley: Hey. Hi, you guys.

Abby: Hey, Mom. Hey.

Ashley: Hi, Honey.

Abby: Finally dug your way out of Canada, huh?

Ashley: Yeah, Tucker's jet was grounded until today. We tried to get here as soon as we found out about Cane. How's Lily doing?

Daniel: She's hanging in there.

Ashley: Yeah? I got Billy’s text. Delia's party's changed?

Abby: Yeah. Yeah, change of venue. It's so sad over at the Chancellor place.

Ashley: Right.

Abby: Actually, are-- are you ready to head over?

Ashley: No. I've gotta get Delia a present, if there's anything left on the shelves. What'd you do?

Abby: Okay, it's not all for Delia.

Ashley: What's all this?

Abby: I figured that I have to spoil my niece. I have to. For Lucy.

Ashley: Oh, that is so cute.

Abby: It's so cute! I can't take it. Ohh!

Daniel: Maybe I should meet you guys after balloons and presents and cake.

Abby: Oh, no, no, no. You are not chickening out. There is a very special little girl just waiting to see us.

Ashley: That's right.

Victoria: Oh, and ice cream. I completely forgot the ice cream.

Billy: Yes, whatever. It's fine. Chill, Woman.

Victoria: Oh, good.

Billy: Good Lord. It's just a bunch of people who want to see a kid shove ice cream in their face.

Victoria: It's also Lucy’s first Valentine’s Day.

Billy: Yes, but it's also your first Valentine's Day as a brand-spanking new mom.

Victoria: Yes.

Billy: Mm. Yes.

Victoria: Yes.

Billy: Yes.

Phyllis: You know, it's okay. Don't be shy. You can say how fabulous my surprise was.

Jack: Wh--y--the cruise, the champagne, being that close to a whale, here and all I got you...

Phyllis: (Gasps)

(Door closes)

Phyllis: Is jewelry.

Jack: And a banner and flowers and a little more champagne.

Phyllis: And--and jewelry!

Jack: Yeah, and that, too.

Phyllis: (Gasps) Oh, my gosh. Look at this. That's beautiful. My own whale and diamonds. Do you feel guilty because we're here, you know, for... but it's more like a vacation.

Jack: No, we're here on important business. It doesn't mean we can't have a little fun.

Phyllis: Speaking of business... um, I haven't got any response on my flyers. Nothing. I mean, we both know someone had to be there on that volcano hike. Someone had to see what happened.

Jack: So we keep digging, in paradise.

Phyllis: Right.

Jack: Bummer, huh?

Phyllis: (Chuckles)

Adam: All right, Skye... you wore stilettos to walk in cow pies at the fall festival. So in the spirit of you and your taste for perfectly sensible shoes, let's get you some more. Ah. 2k for this strappy number. Yeah, I think if you were alive to play with Victor's payoff money, you would definitely want these babies. The money from your account... goes here. Voil. Sure as heck looks like you're alive. (Sucks lip) So what else do we buy?

Sharon: Buy what?

Adam: Well... if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?

Sharon: No. No more surprises, please. I think one more might kill me.

(Taps fingers)

Adam: No, I think this one is a--is a good one. You're gonna like it. Trust me.

Jeff: Bully for him. I want my cut.

Man: Hogan sends his regards. I hear the egg white omelet is superb.

Jeff: And you are?

Man: Angelo. And this is my buddy Vig.

Jeff: Vig? As in--

Angelo: As in the amount charged by a bookie for his services, yeah.

Kevin: Hogan sent you?

Angelo: Uh, Hogan’s on vacation. I'm covering all his accounts. Uh, you do good work. Hogan's a fan. Oh, you, uh, not so good.

Gloria: Ah! What an adorable little puppy! But I'm afraid the health code hounds will not approve.

Angelo: Ah. It's a therapy dog. Keeps me from getting angry.

Jeff: (Laughs)

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Jeff: Everything's fine here.

Gloria: No, no, no. Excuse me. We really need to pick a charity for tonight's event.

Jeff: Uh, it's all taken care of. Big floppy ears, sad eyes-- dogs, Angel. We're dong it for the dogs.

Gloria: A benefit for dog rescue? I love it. And we'll call it "Puppy Love."

Kevin: Yeah. No chocolate fountains-- just a suggestion.

Gloria: Honey, I need you to tweet out a message immediately and come get out an invitation.

Kevin: All right.

Gloria: Come with me.

Kevin: It's gonna have to be quick. I have errands to run.

Angelo: You're late on payments, barely making the Vig. And you're giving money away. You stupid or something?

Jeff: (Chuckles) I'm gonna pay my tab tonight. And, uh, man's leg-lifting best friend is gonna help me.

Diane: So we'll discuss the rest tomorrow, all right? I have a meeting now.

Man: You got it.

(Door closes)

Victor: Good. You're still here.

(Knock on door)

Nick: Mom.

Nikki: I may be anti-Valentine's Day for myself, but I am pro-Valentine's for the kids.

Jill: Come here, Honey. I'm gonna take you.

Billy: Yeah, who wouldn't? Fun, right?

Chloe: She's a diva. I'm warning you.

Jill: Well, of course she is. I'm her grandmother.

Billy: She's like her mom.

Esther: Hey, Delia.

Kay: Oh, my goodness.

Esther: Cordelia. You're so pretty.

Kay: Oh, look at this beautiful...

Victoria: Hello, everybody.

Billy: You know, uh, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Lucy earlier.

Chloe: I know. I know.

Kay: Oh, that's so great.

Billy: I'll be right back.

Kay: Look over there.

Billy: Come here, Cheeks! Come here, Cheeky Cheeky Cheeks.

Victoria: Oh, here's Daddy.

Billy: Come on, Buddy. Ooh!

Victoria: She's got my necklace.

Billy: Oh. Is that your necklace?

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: She's got a hold on it. She's got a hold on it. What's up, Gripper?

Victoria: Hi.

Abby: Hi. Mwah.

Victoria: Oh, thanks for coming.

Murphy: Oh.

Billy: Hey. You wanna say hello?

Kay: Look at that. Say hello.

Billy: Hey, Dee. This is your baby sister.

Daniel: Tiny girl, big secret, huh? What are we gonna do about that?

Ashley: I'm so sorry to hear about Cane. I mean, Tucker and I got here as soon as we could. I wish it could've been sooner.

Jill: It's all right. You're here now for Cordelia. That's all that counts.

Kay: Yes, of course, you're here. He isn’t.

Ashley: Well, he had some things he had to take care of. He wanted to be.

(Door opens)

Kevin: Hey. Hi. Hi. Hi. Sorry I'm late.

Murphy: Hi.

Kevin: Hey, you. Dude, no mullet on your birthday? What's that about?

Esther: I invited him. I'm so glad you could make it. Delia loves you so much, even if she can't say it yet.

Kevin: Yeah, well, I love her, too. Unfortunately, I'm just here to drop this off.

Kay: What, and let all that cake go to waste?

Diane: So as soon as the foreman and I go over a few more details, we'll be ready to start construction. So there you have it. You're up to speed. You can enjoy your day.

Victor: The chef is preparing dinner for me. Would you like to join me?

(Knock on door)

Victor: Oh. Sorry.

Gloria: Happy Valentine’s Day, Victor.

Victor: Well, I'll be damned. Come in, Gloria.

Gloria: Thank you.

Victor: Oh.

Gloria: I am here to hand deliver an invitation to Gloworm's holiday benefit this evening.

Victor: How kind of you. But I have plans.

Gloria: Really?

Victor: Yeah.

Gloria: Are those plans more important than poor, defenseless puppies who need our love, support, and money? When I think "Dog Lover," I think Victor Newman.

Victor: Mm.

Gloria: This one's called "Puppy Love." Don't you love my idea, Diane? You should come, too.

Diane: (Chuckles) Well, I-I have so much on my plate right now. There are about a hundred things I should be doing this very moment.

Nikki: Just like that. There you go.

Nick: Well, Mom, um, you know, I gotta get these, uh, these kids fed. And this was awesome. And I'm sure you got other plans, so...

Nikki: Nicholas, I'm single, as are you, so... I suspect other than that bottle of wine there, you and I have the exact same plans for tonight-- a whole lotta nothin'.

Nick: (Sighs)

Gloria: I don't care what anybody says about you two. You are more than welcome at Gloworm tonight.

Adam: Gloria, I like you. You really are very funny. I will give it some serious thought.

Gloria: Serious thought for the puppies. See you later, Sharon.

Sharon: All right. (Chuckles)

Adam: Ah. When I... when I think "Gloria," I think "Taste, class, and tact," don't you?

Sharon: (Chuckles) She's just being honest, you know.

Adam: About what? The puppies?

Sharon: No. People talk about us, uh, everywhere I go-- the market, the gym. I mean, it's pretty hard for me to get my focus in yoga when someone's whispering across the room, "Evil volcano murderer."

Adam: (Chuckles) Listen, these people-- these empty, pathetic souls that have nothing better to talk about- who cares what they think? And by the way, they're gonna see they're all wrong. When they--they all learn that you're innocent, when we have proof.

Sharon: Yeah, well, what proof? We don't have any proof. All we have is my word that I didn't go to Hawaii to kill Skye, which doesn't seem to matter very much.

Adam: Who knows? Maybe Jack and Phyllis are hot on the trail right now.

(Cell phone rings)

Phyllis: Hello? Oh. You have--you have... okay. No, you saw the flyer? No, that's great. Great. Um, Room 532 at the Kuluhana Hotel. Yeah. Y--there's still compensation. Right. That's terrific. See you then.

(Sets cell phone down)

Jack: We got a live one.

Phyllis: He says he has video footage of the night that Skye died.

Jack: (Whispers) Wow.

Chloe: Oh, my!

All: Yay!

Billy: Nice job! You know what time it is now, right? It's time for the loot, the big score, the good stuff!

Victoria: Whoo!

Billy: You know what? Uncle Jackie has sent you an amazingly huge, obscene gift because he couldn't come here and spoil you in person. That's the truth.

Abby: And learn young-- guilt gifts are the best.

Billy: Good point.

Ashley: And she speaks from experience.

Ashley: I know.

Chloe: Okay, well, let's-- you know what? Let's do this one first, okay? 'Cause this one--

Kevin: Actually, Guys, uh, I think I need to take off.

Kay: Oh, no, no, no. Uh, protocol--that--that-- that concerns these events. It's the cake and then the presents.

Chloe: Let him go if he wants to go. Okay, you ready?

Kevin: Uh, happy birthday, little one. I'll see you all.

Abby: Oh.

Chloe: Open it up. What is it?

Billy: What can it be?

Chloe: Oh!

Nick: So treat yourself, Mom, seriously. I'm just gonna feed these two and get 'em into bed and, uh, you know, hang out for the night.

Nikki: All right, Sweetheart. You take care.

Nick: Thanks, Mom. You, too.

Summer: Can you open this?

Nick: (Scoffs) O course I can. Huh. How much tape does one DVD need?

Summer: Faith's hungry.

Nick: Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, we can feed her. I mean, seriously, with this tape?

(Knock on door)

Summer: Hey.

Nick: Okay. Right. All right, now this might be Kyle’s mommy, okay? So fair, Honey, warning.

Gloria: Fair warning?

Nick: Hey, Gloria. What are you doing here?

Gloria: (Laughs) Well, first of all, I'm gonna help you with this. There you go, Summer. And I'm also here to invite you to Gloworm. And it looks like just in the nick of time.

Phyllis: We have video footage. This is... its good.

Jack: Well, it--it-- let's play a little devil's advocate here. Just because this guy has footage of that night does not mean it's gonna show Sharon not pushing Skye. In fact, we just hope it has a little something that can help her defense.

Phyllis: Or better would be proof that Victor shipped Skye here and then paid her off.

Jack: Or maybe Skye on tape saying, "Victor flew me here and paid me a fortune, and if I fall in this volcano, it'll--I'll be his fault for bringing me here in the first place."

Phyllis: Right. Right, right, right. We're gonna get that, I'm sure. I'm sure.

Jack: Yeah.

Phyllis: You wanna call Sharon?

Jack: No, I'm gonna wait until I have something to tell her. I don't want to get her hopes up. So when's this guy coming?

Phyllis: A couple hours.

Jack: Mm. That's a long time.

Phyllis: I know. It's a really long time.

Jack: Do you like that necklace I gave you?

Phyllis: I love this necklace. Did I not tell you that I like the necklace?

Jack: Well...

Phyllis: Oh, my gosh. My manners are atrocious. I'm sorry.

Jack: Mm.

Sharon: What?

Adam: It's Valentine’s Day. You deserve all sorts of attention and romance. You don't need to be obsessing over court cases and all the other nonsense.

Sharon: (Sighs) Well, we can just celebrate here.

Adam: No. No, no, no. It's not the same. It's not dressing up. It's not going out.

Sharon: So that people can point at us and stare and holler?

Adam: People. These people... who cares about them? They--they who have so much room in their lives to be judging other people. Sharon... it is only just you and me. It always has been. Here, we go to Gloworm, back at Oak Alley, wherever. It doesn't matter. Just you. Just me. You know, I look at you, and I just feel lucky. I feel happy, in love. And there is no way... there is no way you should love me-- none, not a chance-- and yet, you do. That, Sharon, is magical. That... (Sighs deeply) That is a "Once-in-a-lifetime, makes no sense" miracle. And that... that is exactly why I wanna take you out. I wanna show you off. I wanna show everybody how lucky I am. I want you out. I wanna see you smiling. I wanna... wanna touch your hand across the table. I wanna see your eyes shimmer in the candlelight while we talk. This day with you, Sharon, this day, Valentine’s Day, it's here and then it's gone. There's no getting it back. So I want today to be perfect. I want every day with you... to be perfect.

Sharon: It is so perfect.

Chloe: Did you see how much my daughter ate? All that cake? I mean, I wish I could eat that much and not feel like a cow afterwards.

Esther: Yeah, she wore more than she ate.

Murphy: Boy, Nikki's fella sure is, uh, overanxious.

Esther: Oh, no. They're for Jill, actually.

Murphy: Oh.

Jill: I'm sure they're from Colin. Look at this. Would you hold that?

Esther: Sure.

Jill: (Clears throat) Isn't that beautiful?

Esther: Oh.

Murphy: Mm. Oh, boomerang.

Chloe: How outback-y.

Jill: "Real love always comes back to you." He's talking about Cane.

Chloe: Maybe real love does come back, but looks different, like with a beard. Well, but everything else is different, too, so real love isn't really real love. No, but it does remind us that real love does exist, and it's awesome, until it burns into fiery flames because you're miserable...    

(Doorbell rings)

Chloe: And then, well... then there is, well, it's not really love, but it's something that's kinda sorta interesting, and then that walks away with a 17-inch scar and no forwarding address.

Kay: (Chuckles) Chloe.

Chloe: What? I'm just saying. It's a really nice necklace.

Gloria: Hello, everybody. I hope I'm not interrupting.

Kay: Gloria.

Gloria: I just wanted to offer my condolences. Cane was a fine man, a truly fine young man.

Kay: Thank you.

Esther: I'll put this in the kitchen.

Gloria: Thank you. And, dear friends, I think you all deserve a night out.

Kay: Wh--

Gloria: Please join us at Gloworm.

Jill: Well, Gloria, thank you, but we all just arrived home, and I'm gonna call my husband. Excuse me.

Gloria: Yeah. A pretty young woman alone on Valentine’s Day? Breaks my heart. Katherine, show her how it's done. Come to Gloworm.

Murphy: Ah.

Gloria: Uh-huh. Uh, profits are all going to a very cuddly cause. You know, I wanna be like you, Katherine, a real philanthropist.

Murphy: Oh, she's a giver.

Gloria: Yeah. It's gonna be quite an event. Everybody's going to be there.

Chloe: Oh, everybody, huh?

Gloria: Yes, everybody. Friends, family, of course. So you'll come?

Chloe: I think I'm gonna go call my kid, and make out with some chocolate.

Gloria: Aw, come on, Chloe. How can she just deny Cupid's arrow?

Kay: You know what? If Cupid needs a push, the least we can do is help.

Billy: Thank you, everybody. That was pretty fantastic.

Ashley: It was. Now I'm full of cake, and I gotta get over to Tucker’s. Bye.

Billy: Bye.

Ashley: Mm. Bye, you.

Abby: See ya. Mwah.

Ashley: See you, Daniel.

Daniel: Bye.

Abby: Bye, Guys.

Daniel: Bye.

Abby: It's the baby, isn't it? I am so stupid. I keep dragging you around to see her, and we both know that it just makes you think of... uh, Daisy's baby.

Daniel: No. I was just thinking that it's nice seeing one kid getting showered with love. I think that's great.

Abby: I mean, Lucy did kind of hit the mommy/daddy jackpot. It's so crazy. It's, like, one day they didn't have her, and she didn't have them, and... now, it's like if they were ever to be apart, the whole world would combust.

Billy: Ta-da!

Victoria: Ta-da?

Billy: Mm. Special delivery. From Washington, D.C., and I don't think it's from our senator.

Victoria: Oh. Mm! Oh! Look at that! It's from Reed. Isn't he talented? And he loves me.

Delia: There's a heart.

Victoria: That's a heart. He's so talented. Obviously he loves me.

Delia: (Speaks indistinctly)

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: I like that.

Victoria: Can you imagine if he'd been here?

Billy: I don't have to imagine if I figure this out.

Victoria: You're not working now, are you?

Billy: No, I'm not. Here we go. No, I'm not working at all. Mac is gonna help Reed call in a few seconds, and what he wants to do is say "Happy birthday" to you...

Victoria: Really?

Billy: And he wants to say, "I love you, Mom," and he would like to meet his new baby sister.

Victoria: (Chuckles) Really?

Billy: Mm-hmm. Really.

Victoria: You're the greatest.

Billy: Mm, I do my best. Do my best. Gimme five. Nice.

Diane: I'm sorry I'm late.

Nick: I'm not.

Diane: That-- that's flattering.

Nick: The girls had a big day. They're already asleep.

Diane: What are we waiting for?

Gloria: Yes. And your champagne will be waiting for you when you arrive. Ahh! Toujours l'amour! You know, genius is a very sexy thing, your highness. People love bubbly romance and little tiny puppy dogs. The phone's ringing off the hook.

Jeff: I'm just an old softy.

Gloria: Yes, you are, and so adorable. So are you, Angel.

Kevin: You do realize that charity means you give the money away, right?

Jeff: Yeah, I heard that.

Kevin: And this whole dog thing was your idea?

Jeff: I found a mutt charity, hit the web site, printed some pictures-- all for the cause. Some people might see dollar signs. I'm doing this for my old pal Scruffles. I miss him so much.

Kevin: Scruffles?

Chloe: So--so Delia-- she went crazy over her presents.

Nikki: My Summer and Faith were adorable.

Kay: People, people, listen to yourselves. We all know that children are precious, but are they really the only things we can talk about? Can't adults have a little fun, too?

Murphy: Mm-hmm.

Kay: I think so. I mean, we've all suffered painful losses recently. Yes, that's- that's understandable. My God, let's-- let's try and live until we die.

Jill: Oh.

Kay: Damn it. By God, we are all going to go to Gloworm.

Jill: Katherine, as rousing as that speech was, I have plans with Colin, okay? So you're on your own.

Nikki: Actually, I have a lot of e-mails to catch up on.

Murphy: Yeah, good luck.

Kay: Not a chance, Nikki. Unh-unh. Unh-unh. Not you either.

Murphy: Oh, now if she tells me I gotta chase you down, and my knees are kinda acting up...

Kay: That's right, people. We are going to the Gloworm. You deal with it.

Jack: For you. Ta-da!

(Knock on door)

Phyllis: Ooh, that's him. That's him.

Jack: Oh. Video. Hi.

Man: Hey.

Phyllis: Hi. Uh, I'm Phyllis. I talked to you on the phone. Uh, do you have the video? Is that it?

Man: Yeah, it was a great hike. Um, but my wife thought the camera was on when it was off and off when it was on so it's--it's a lot of shots of the ground.

Phyllis: Oh. Okay. But it's the time frame that's--that's stated on the flyer, right?

Man: Yeah. You still want it?

Phyllis: Okay. Um, yeah.

Jack: Yeah.

Phyllis: Yeah.

Man: Okay.

Phyllis: Thanks.

Man: Thanks.

Adam: Yeah, I don't, uh, I don't know about that dress.

Sharon: What?! I thought you said you loved it.

Adam: Yeah, I think I might have to do that zipper thing in the back again.

Sharon: Oh. And then if the dress just happens to fall to the floor--

Adam: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm visualizing this. This is great.

Sharon: I thought you were taking me out tonight.

Adam: Oh, yeah, I'm taking you out. Then I am gonna bring you right back here.

(Cell phone rings)

Sharon: (Sighs) Its Vance.

Abby: Here you go.

Daniel: That looks an awful lot like this.

(Salt shaker clatters)

Daniel: (Chuckles)

Abby: That's for tonight.

Daniel: (Laughs) David Cassidy.

Abby: We have four tickets.

Daniel: You know what? I can have two of these tickets sold.

Abby: Wait. I-I-- you're gonna--you're gonna sell the ones that--that you got me? 'Cause that--that--that means I won't actually have a present, and I'm ambivalent about that.

Daniel: What if I paid for a hotel room for tonight in Chicago?

Abby: So a-a sleepover with a-a bow on it?

Daniel: Oh, I'm gonna put a bow on it.

Abby: That's the perfect size.

Daniel: (Chuckles)

Abby: Mm.

Daniel: (Chuckles)

Billy: On a scale of one to ten...

Victoria: Mm-hmm. How did this day of love rate?

Victoria: Love?

Billy: Love.

Victoria: Okay, well, I'm fully clothed and...

Billy: Weird.

Victoria: That is kind of weird. And I'm exhausted. And I'm eating stale cake for dinner.

Billy: So in other words...

Victoria: It was awesome.

Billy: Awesome. Um... so are you, like, exhausted, exhausted, exhausted? Like really--

Victoria: (Mouth full) Oh, I'm spent. I'm thrashed. Flattened.

Billy: Mm.

Victoria: I'll bring the cake.

Billy: Oh, yeah?

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: You get that cake then. I'm gonna bring the bubbly. I'll bring the penguin.

Victoria: Bring the penguin.

Billy: Let's go. You ready? Ah! Come on. (Growls)

Victoria: Aah! (Laughs)

Kevin: Yeah. Thanks. Gloworm. You have the address? Okay. Bye.

Kevin: Okay, that's everything. I'm outta here good luck tonight for the dogs' sake.

Jeff: And Scruffles.

Gloria: Honey, you can't leave now.

Kevin: Uh, yeah, I can.

Gloria: Da, da, da, da, da, da. Well, if you insist on not having fun, at least go upstairs and clean up my computer. You promised. Hmm? Hmm?

Kevin: All right, I guess that beats going home.

Gloria: Thank you, Sweetheart.

Jeff: People just love our furry friends, don't they?

Murphy: There you go.

Gloria: I am so surprised! I didn’t know if I got through to you or not.

Kay: Well, you were very persuasive. Oh, uh, listen, uh, I wonder if the chef could try something special for me. I-I have the menu with me. I'll show you.

Gloria: Right this way, Katherine.

Nikki: (Sighs) What are we doing here? This is ridiculous.

Chloe: I don't know. But those people over there-- they're in love. They are married. That one's gonna lie. That one's gonna cheat. Oh, and that one over there-- that one is gonna have a heart attack.

Nikki: Or maybe get a new heart altogether and still be a vicious bastard.

Chloe: Thank you. I feel so much better now.

Nikki: Hey, at least you can drink. I'm going to go look at pictures of dogs.

Chloe: That's true. I just want to let you know that this was a really crappy idea.

Kay: Uh, uh, sorry, Darling. I-I have this vicious, vicious headache here. And Gloria said there was some aspirins in the office upstairs. Would you mind?

Chloe: Yeah, only because I love you. But after that, I am going home.

Kay: Well, we understand.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Kay: Well, uh, our job is done.

Murphy: Now that we're off the clock...

Kay: No.

Murphy: I got some plans for you.

Kay: I am not going, I swear to you. No, Murphy, no.

Deacon: Did you get my flowers?

Sharon: All right, Vance. Thanks. Bye.

Adam: What'd he say?

Sharon: We have nothing. It's like I said. All we have is my word that I didn't go to Hawaii to kill Skye. Without any new evidence to get the charges dropped, we have to prepare for a trial.

Adam: You didn't hurt Skye. Evidence will show up. I can feel it.

Diane: It's still pretty quiet upstairs.

Nick: I put Faith down. I asked Summer to stay with her for a while. And...

Diane: She passed out, too? Oh, you're good.

Nick: I'm great.

Diane: That's why I'm here.

(Sets glass down)

(Clicking keys)

Phyllis: Lava. Exciting.

Jack: W-w-wait. Wait. Go--go back. Go back.

Phyllis: Back?

Jack: Yeah, just a little bit.

Phyllis: All right.

Jack: Stop. Can you go half-speed now?

Phyllis: Yeah.

Jack: Stop... there.

Phyllis: Where?

Jack: There.

Phyllis: Oh, my God. Victor was there the night that Skye died.

Jack: Son of a bitch.

Next on "The Young and the restless"..

Kevin: Mom! Mom!

Deacon: Dance with me.

Nick: You and Diane, huh? How long's that been going on?

Victor: Why do you ask?

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