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Episode # 9551 ~ Cane May Not Be Able to Hide the Truth for Much Longer

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Emma

Jana: Well, I have in here the most romantic, delicious Christmas dinner Daniel will ever eat.

Daisy: Courtesy of the mother of his child?

Jana: Courtesy of you. But when that baby comes, I am gonna be the mother, and Kevin will be her daddy.

Kevin: (Sighs) What?

Chloe: Nothing. Can I get a, uh--

Kevin: Soy latte, no foam, dash of cocoa, to go?

Chloe: What if I want nutmeg?

Kevin: Do you?

Chloe: No.

Kevin: (Sighs)

Kay: Well, hmm. I can see by your smiling faces you will be at dinner tonight.

Chloe: I don't think I have a choice. My mom's making me.

Kevin: Actually, Mrs. C., I got things to do tonight.

Kay: Things to do, hmm? Uh, what? Uh, stewing over squabbling? Or sulking in some corner?

Kevin: What? What? Who's stewing?

Chloe: Unh-unh. No one's sulking.

Kay: Why, of course not. Therefore, I will see you at dinner tonight.

Kevin: Uh, like I said, I--

Kay: I will see you at dinner tonight. Marvelous dessert we're gonna have.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Ronan: Last time that I saw you...

Heather: I was there.

Ronan: Yeah, you were and then you weren't. I thought I got ditched.

Heather: No. (Sighs) You'll know if you get ditched.

Ronan: (Chuckles)

Heather: How you doin'?

Ronan: I am remarkably well.

Heather: So change your R.S.V.P. to a yes...

Ronan: (Sighs)

Heather: And come to Nina's for dinner tonight.

Ronan: I can't. I-I can’t . Listen, it's not gonna be the first time. It's not gonna be the... it's not a big deal. (Sighs)

Heather: Yeah, it kinda is.

Ronan: (Sighs)

(Cell phone rings)

Ronan: Doc. Hey.

Doctor: Have you made any decisions? Time is crucial with this disease.

Ronan: Listen, Doc, whatever tests that we have to do, or whatever forms it is that I have to fill out for a liver donation, I'm there. Okay? I'm there. I just--listen, we both know my chances of finding a match.

Doctor: Someone in your family is your best bet; we could act right away while there's time.

Ronan: No, no, no, no. Forget--forget about that. Family's not an option.

Sofia: Ooh, Neil, that's good work.

Neil: Yep.

Sofia: Tucker is gonna like that.

Neil: Yep, Tucker better love it. (Sighs)

Sofia: What, are-- are you late for some kitchen appointment?

Neil: Hey, Sofia, have you ever seen my family when they get hungry? They get mean.

Sofia: Oh, well, maybe if you were a better cook... (Laughs)

Neil: Ooh. I can't--

Sofia: No, go ahead.

Neil: I'm so hurt.

Sofia: I'll tidy up while you get ready.

Neil: I'm so hurt.

Sofia: (Laughs)

Neil: Whoa.

Sofia: Oh.

Neil: Uh, your mouth is, uh, too fast, and your hands are too slow.

Sofia: Uh... actually... it's for you. Yes. No, go ahead and open it now while no one else is around.

Jill: Oh, Lord. Would someone please put some tinsel on this damn thing? It's indecent.

Nina: Murphy's family didn't do the tree until Christmas Eve, so...

Jill: So Katherine insists that we don't do it either. Yet more proof that it's her band, and we're the backup singers.

(Doorbell rings)

Nina: That's probably Paul.

Jill: I'll get it. Have a lovely evening with the chosen few.

Jill: Colin.

Colin: Have you been a good little girl?

Jill: (Laughs)

Baby: (Fusses)

Cane: Whoa. Uh-oh. Come here, "Snowflake."

Lily: No, no, no, no, no, no. It's mommy's turn. It's mommy's turn. Hello. Hello. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, you're okay.

Lily: Oh, my goodness. My goodness. (Grunts) Hello. You're all right, love. Daniel, hey.

Cane: Hey.

Daniel: Hey.

Lily: Merry Christmas.

Daniel: Yeah, merry Christmas.

Lily: You know, actually, I'm--I'm so glad that you're here, because, um, you know, I was wanting to talk to you about, you know, things, so...

Baby: (Fusses)

Cane: Um, you know what? Look, I have to go to the office anyway. Um, I'll meet you at Neil's.

Lily: Okay.

Cane: You--you okay with both the babies?

Lily: The angel babies?

Cane: Are you sure?

Lily: Yes, of course.

Cane: All right, Baby. Bye, Baby. I love you.

Lily: All right. Mwah. Bye.

Cane: Hey, merry Christmas, all right?

Lily: Yeah, um, so-- oh, actually, here. Actually, you know what? Can you take her? Thank you so much.

Daniel: Sure.

Baby: (Fusses)

Lily: Oh, I'm coming, Honey. It's okay. It's all right. Did you miss daddy already? Oh.

Kevin: Jana.

Jana: Kevin.

Kevin: You're cooking... here.

Jana: Yeah, um, I'm bringing Christmas to Daisy since she can't go out.

Daisy: She's lying, Kevin. Yeah, um, really, this is all about you. You see, Jana, she knows how much you want to raise this baby.

Jana: (Sighs)

Daisy: And, uh, she's trying to bribe me with food...

Jana: (Chuckles)

Daisy: She's really persuasive.

Jana: (Chuckles)

Kevin: So what is that? Is that a yes?

Daisy: It's an "I'm thinking about it."

Kevin: (Sighs) Well, then I guess I owe you.

Daisy: Yeah, you do.

Jana: (Sighs)

Neil: Okay. What is this? This is the "Gravy maven." (Laughs)

Sofia: (Laughs)

Neil: Wait a minute now. I-I whupped you at the last gravy throw down. You remember that?

Sofia: Oh, please, you got the pity vote from your family, and you know it.

Neil: (Laughs)

Sofia: (Chuckles)

Neil: You're gonna be eatin' those words tonight, Girl. Hey, thank you.

Sofia: You're welcome.

(Doorbell rings)

Neil: Let me get the door.

Sofia: Yeah. (Sighs)

Neil: Oh, look what the cat dragged in.

Malcolm: Hey.

Neil: My man.

Malcolm: Merry Christmas, Big bro.

Neil: Merry Christmas, Malcolm.

Malcolm: All right. Hey, hey, what are you doin' with my present under your tree?

Sofia: (Laughs) I'm just waitin' for you, "Santa baby."

Malcolm: Where are the kids?

Neil: Uh, Devon and Roxy took a little road trip to go see Ana. She's performing a solo at the midnight service.

Malcolm: Nice. And Lily? You know, I got two knees just waitin' to do some baby bouncin'.

Sofia: (Chuckles)

Neil: Well, my man, you're gonna need sustenance for that.

Malcolm: Yes, Sir. The liquid kind, right?

Neil: Ooh, comin' right up.

Malcolm: That's what I'm talkin' about. Hey, Darlin'. Well, the kids aren't here.

Sofia: Oh.

Malcolm: But, uh, merry Christmas, Baby.

Sofia: Aah! Yes, it is. (Chuckles)

Malcolm: (Chuckles) Mm.

Sofia: Mm.

Malcolm: That's what I'm talkin' about-- that sugar, sugar, Girl.

Colin: (Humming)

Jill: (Chuckles) Oh, Colin, what a lovely date book. Thank you.

Colin: And this here's a pencil. Now pencil me in no more than 30 times.

Jill: (Laughs) How about a drink right now?

Colin: Oh, you look like you got places to go. Besides, I just called in to thank you for the more personal aspect of the Fenmore tour.

Jill: (Laughs)

Colin: Gotta go. See ya.

Jill: Okay. (Sighs) Mm.

Chloe: (Clears throat)

Kay: Do I even want to know?

Chloe: Oh, I do. I want to know.

Jill: A friend, Katherine. Have yourself a splendid evening.

Kay: Thank you.

Chloe: Oh, good. You're starting on the tree, because Jill, she's been crabbing all week.

Murphy: Hi.

Kay: Oh, I'm glad you brought that up because you are in charge of the tree so, uh, make some magic.

Chloe: What? All by myself? What?

Murphy: Well, Katherine has decided that Kevin is Santa's other helper.

Chloe: Oh. (Chuckles) Okay, well, uh, hanging cherubs and stars are not gonna make us friends again.

Kay: Chloe, it's just a tree.

Murphy: (Chuckles)

Kay: Moving on.

Murphy and Nina: (Laugh)

Paul: Ho ho ho. I come bearing gifts.

Murphy: Oh, hey.

Nina: Hi!

Murphy: Come on in. Happy holidays.

Paul: Merry almost Christmas.

Nina: A merry Christmas to you, too. Mwah. Oh.

Paul: How are you?

Nina: Oh, well.

Kay: Uh, isn't Heather coming?

Paul: Uh, something urgent came up and, uh, she sends her regrets.

Kay: Oh, I'm sorry.

(Knock on door)

Ronan: (Sighs)

Ronan: Shouldn't you be with your family?

Heather: I'm where I want to be. And I brought takeout, so let me in...

Daisy: Mm, it smells so good. Thank you.

Kevin: Sure. They, uh, they say you're supposed to heat it in the microwave and that it's supposed to be soothing-- for now. And maybe for labor, too. Ha. (Chuckles)

Daisy: It's probably the only present I'll get.

Jana: Well, that was-- it was very thoughtful of you, Kev.

Kevin: (Chuckles) Are you making your Yorkshire pudding?

Jana: Yes. Indeed, I am. (Chuckles) Why don't you stay? You can have some.

Kevin: Oh, that is tempting. I gotta get over to the Chancellors', though. You should have a second helping, though, okay? I forgot how much I missed your cooking. Uh, maybe, uh, if you're okay with this, sometime I can, uh, come with you to a doctor's appointment for moral support.

Daisy: Maybe so. Yeah.

Kevin: All right, you guys have a good night.

Jana: (Sighs) He misses me.

Daisy: (Sighs) It's too bad you can't have dinner with Kevin like I'm having with Daniel.

Jana: Maybe I can.

Lily: Hey, do you have a watch? Sorry. Oh, uh--

Daniel: Do you need to take off?

Lily: Yes. My dad is expecting us. Hey, listen. You know, just... (Sighs) Try to enjoy the holiday, okay? Daisy will be gone soon. You know, the baby will have new parents that love her. And then you can just get on with your life.

Daniel: (Scoffs) It's kind of sick that you're giving me a pep talk because I'm the jerk who doesn't want a kid.

Lily: Hey, you are not a jerk, okay? You are just wanting that baby to have the best life possible, and that is brave and loving, even if you don't see it. And guess what? If you ever want to be a father someday, you are gonna be amazing. Okay? So just work for the life that you want, whatever that is.

Daniel: (Sighs)

Lily: Okay?

Daniel: Thank you.

Lily: You're welcome.

Daniel: (Clears throat)

Lily: All right? See you, okay?

Daniel: All right, bye.

Lily: Merry Christmas.

Daniel: Merry Christmas. (Sighs)

(Footsteps approach)

Abby: Hey.

Daniel: Hey. Where are you headed?

Abby: Oh, uh, Jack's. How about you?

Daniel: Um, I'm supposed to go over to my mom's later. I...

Abby: Well... bon noel.

Daniel: Hey, um, you want to grab a drink?

Cane: I come bearing gifts, but the wife has the elves.

Neil: (Laughs) Excellent.

Jill: Oh, you are late.

Neil: Here you go. Thanks.

Cane: Well, it's good...

Jill: Come here.

Cane: To see you, too.

Jill: It's good to see you.

Cane: Mwah. I had to stop by the office.

Jill: Okay.

Neil: Here.

Cane: Thank you.

Jill: Working hard.

Neil: Working Thanksgiving and now Christmas, huh?

Cane: Yeah. Yeah. But I'm all caught up and now I'm ready to entertain everybody with some Christmas carols.

Neil: Christmas carols?

Jill: Ooh.

Neil: I'm gonna go check on the turkey.

Jill: Yeah, I'm gonna go help you.

Cane: Oh, wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Malcolm: I need to find my camera. Anybody seen it?

Cane: I may not be good, but I make up for it by being loud. I'm loud. All right, brave soul, let me know. What do you want? What number? Give me a number, go.

Sofia: A little song or tune I like to call the truth. You do not have all that much work, Cane. I need you to tell me what's really goin' on.

Cane: (Sighs)

Ronan: BMX bike, definitely. A skateboard. And, uh, and a stretch Armstrong.

Heather: Your third best Christmas gift ever was a doll?

Ronan: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Action figure.

Heather: Oh.

Ronan: Not a doll.

Heather: Of course. Of course.

Ronan: You know, my mother, uh... my mother took about a thousand snow angel pictures. I think I was, uh, I think I was in high school when I finally convinced her to stop.

Heather: (Chuckles)

Ronan: It was just... (Chuckles)

Heather: Did she know that you're sick?

Ronan: No. No, she, uh, she died before I found out.

Heather: You know, Nina isn't trying to replace the mother who raised you. But... if you would let her in just a little bit...

Ronan: What would I do then, after what happened to Chance?

Heather: I'm not comparing my loss to hers. But I'm not afraid of what comes next with you.

Ronan: Really? Yeah? Because what comes next is a, uh, is a bunch of doctors, tests, huge pain in the butt. That's if I'm lucky. And if I'm not lucky... come on. Nina doesn't need any of that.

Heather: I'm sitting across from you right now. I'm contemplating stealing your egg roll...

Ronan: (Laughs)

Heather: Right now. You're moderately healthy, moderately funny, and I guess I find you moderately entertaining.

Ronan: (Scoffs)

Heather: And I'm pretty sure Nina could handle that.

Ronan: Hmm. (Funny accent) Well, if you stole my egg roll... (Normal voice) Well, then I'd have to arrest you. And that doesn't work for me, because I don't want to work today.

Heather: Is that right?

Ronan: Yeah.

Heather: Okay, "Fed man." Well, then you should prepare not to work your ass off.

Ronan: Okay.

Heather: (Chuckles)

Kevin: I brought something for Mrs. C. and for Delia.

Chloe: Oh, she's not here. She's with Billy. Not Mrs. C. Delia, obviously. Uh, so are you gonna come in? I'm freezing. (Sighs)

Kevin: She can be a pain. Mrs. C., not Delia, obviously. But we love her, and if this is what she wants-- us here together-- then that's fine.

Kay: Oh, you made it.

Kevin: Of course. I wasn't gonna miss it. (Sighs) So where's Murphy? I'd like to say hi.

Kay: Oh, didn't Chloe tell you? The two of you are decorating the tree.

Kevin: Uh, I'm sorry. What?

Kay: Well, you know, just make it shimmery. Uh, make it glisten. Make it Christmas, okay? I'll talk to you later.

Chloe: (Clears throat) Well, it's not like we have to talk while we're doing it, so...

Cane: (Sighs)

Sofia: This is private enough? I need you to tell me why you have an avalanche of work.

Cane: I don't.

Sofia: Well, that's a start. Now the rest.

Cane: I'm a bartender. Sofia, it's what I do. I pour drinks. And then I got lucky 'cause I was a Chancellor, and that let me do jobs that I wasn't ready for. You know, but every-- every day since then, I've busted my hump, you know, to get the work done, do it right. I-I work nights. I work weekends. I work holidays. I smile, I wave, and I do what have to do, so please, please don't say anything to Tucker or Neil.

Malcolm: Hey, Man, those elves just showed up. They're lookin' for you.

Cane: Daddy's on his way.

Malcolm: (Chuckles) My man. Hey, Baby. Is everything okay? Seems a little tense out here.

Sofia: No, everything's fine. I'm just worried about Neil. He's gonna mess up the green bean casserole. You know, you can't skimp on the crunchy part.

Malcolm: Oh, no, you can't. But don't worry. I'm gonna sneak some in when he's not lookin'.

Sofia: Mm. You want me to keep you warm?

Daisy: Oops. Um, hey. How does this look? I've never made a gingerbread house before.

Jana: Mm, you did very good, Daisy.

Daisy: Thanks.

Jana: Okay. Does this look like a child made it?

Daisy: A really young child.

Jana: (Chuckles) Good. Right, well, I'm off then. Dinner is all ready. And this place finally looks and... (Sniffs) Smells like a really nice holiday, and when Daniel comes home, he's gonna assume it was all you and he will be, oh, so very charmed.

Daisy: The holidays can change everything.

Jana: Mm.

Daisy: Okay. Just a few more candies, and then we wait for daddy.

Abby: So the girl who used to plan when to get naked now plans her cute suits for depositions and lawyer meetings.

Daniel: It should be over soon, you know.

Abby: This drink, or this day? This--

Daniel: This nightmare with Daisy. She's gonna go to jail. The baby's gonna get new parents, a great new home. Meanwhile, being away from you, I've just been waiting for that moment when there's nothing in the way, and I can ask you or... (Sighs) I don't know, beg you to be with me again. 'Cause that's all I want. It's all I've been thinkin' about.

Chloe: You know, you really should put it closer to the trunk.

Kevin: Where nobody can see it?

Chloe: You know, I happen to make things look pretty for a living.

Kevin: I've seen some of your outfits.

Chloe: Oh, really? Aren't you due for a new spray tan?

Kevin: You know, sometimes when you talk, all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher. Wah-wah-wah. Wah-wah-wah-wah.

Chloe: Okay, then why don't you ignore me?

Kevin: I'm sorry. Did you say something?

Chloe: Oh, here. Have some more.

Kay: Oh, bravo, bravo, bravo. Now Esther insists that I get a picture of the two of you doing your handiwork. Would you, please?

Chloe: (Clears throat) Yeah.

Kay: Okay, right over there. Okay, there we go. Now, uh... well, uh, closer. Uh, okay, closer. What part of "Closer" don't you understand?

Kevin: Oh, good night.

Kay: Really close. That's my darling.

(Camera beeps)

Kay: Perfect. Perfect. Thank you. Thank you. Esther?

Nina: Stay out of the kitchen, okay? Esther is in a frenzy.

Paul: You look fantastic.

Nina: Well, thank you. I think the earrings make the ensemble.

Paul: Good choice.

Nina: (Chuckles) Thank you again. They're beautiful.

Paul: You're welcome. The only thing that would make this holiday better would be if Heather and Ronan were here with us.

Nina: I just hate the idea of him spending the day alone. I mean, Christmas by yourself? That's an awful way to spend the day.

Heather: (Sighs)

Ronan: Do you, uh, want to sit down?

Heather: Are you tired? Should we go someplace warm?

Ronan: (Chuckles) I have a medical condition with a fancy name. Catching a cold really isn't the issue right now.

Heather: Fine. Then you sit on the snowy side.

Ronan: (Laughs)

Heather: (Sighs) (Chuckles)

Ronan: You really do love all of this, don't you?

Heather: Don't you?

Ronan: I mean, today's been great, yeah. But I'm just, uh, not into the whole Christmas thing, I guess, you know, since I lost both my folks.

Heather: Well, you didn't lose everyone. Let's just, uh, let's just stick to the "Day's been great" part. Do you want to have a snowball fight?

Ronan: (Sighs) Man, you suck at this. You know that? Because if you have to ask, there's something wrong.

Heather: Well, you schooled me. Let's keep walking. My butt's gettin' numb.

Ronan: Oh.

Heather: Ooh!

Ronan: Oh.

Heather: No! (Giggles)

Ronan: No, come here! Come here!

Heather: (Giggles) No, no.

Daisy: (Sighs)

Daisy: (Sighs)

Daniel: Why don't we get out of here?

Abby: Oh, yeah, no. I can't. This time, I am coming to my senses before we fall into bed. Nothing has changed since you came to my house and told me about Daisy.

Daniel: You're right. I still want to be with you. And I'm only gonna want that more when she's out of my life. So I'm just asking you, please wait for me.

Abby: So much could change between now and then. You might decide that you want to be a father.

Daniel: Not gonna happen.

Abby: (Chuckles) And if someone had asked you, "Is some girl gonna drug you, sleep with you, and then show up later knocked up," what would you have said? "No way. Not gonna happen." We can't predict the future. And if you decide that you want this baby...

Daniel: I know. I know how I'll feel. And I know what I'm gonna want. And it's still gonna be you. So you just consider this fair warning that I am-- I'm gonna win you back, and it is gonna be incredible.

Abby: (Chuckles)

Heather: Oh!

Ronan: (Laughs)

Heather: (Laughs)

Ronan: Incoming!

Heather: Don't!

Ronan: Come on! What do you got? What do you got? Oh, okay. All right. All right. All right. Mercy! M-mercy! Mercy! Mercy! Mercy! I beg for mercy!

Heather: No! I was just getting warmed up! On my way to the world championship.

Ronan: Why don't you beat me at something else, huh? Something inside, like cards by a space heater maybe?

Heather: Oh. Oh. Do I sense another challenge? Something else I can beat you at? (Breathing heavily)

Ronan: (Chuckles)

Heather: (Sighs) (Breathing heavily) I feel invigorated. (Sighs heavily)

Ronan: Yeah? In your big, fat sweater there, huh?

Heather: Well, you've got on a big, fat coat.

Ronan: Okay. Okay, fine. (Sighs)

Heather: (Laughs)

Ronan: Here, huh?

Heather: Okay.

Ronan: Yeah.

Heather: (Groans)

Ronan: Yeah, come on. Say it. Say it.

Heather: Sweltering.

Ronan: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on. Come on, say it. Say, "Mercy."

Heather: Never. Never, never, never, never.

Ronan: Come on.

Heather: (Squeals)

Ronan: Yeah. All right, show me what you got, Champ. Come on.

Heather: (Shivering)

Ronan: (Laughs)

Heather: (Groans)

Ronan: What are you--?

Heather: Ahh, anybody up for some snow angels? (Shudders)

Ronan: You are out of your mind.

Heather: (Shudders)

Ronan: You know that? You're insane.

Heather: (Groans)

Ronan: (Stammers) You're gonna get pneumonia.

Heather: (Gasps) Yeah, okay, "Grandma." (Giggles) (Laughs)

Ronan: (Laughs)

Heather: Oh, my God. All right, just admit it. I'm the winner. I'm the--the goddess. I am "She who can't be beaten." (Laughs) God, I'm freezing!

Ronan: You are the goddess. You are she that can't be beaten.

Heather: (Giggles) Mm. (Shudders)

Ronan: (Shudders) (Gasps) (Laughs)

Heather: (Sighs)

Ronan: (Shudders) (Laughs)

Heather: Somehow, this is more fun with clothes on. (Laughs)

Paul: Nice lights.

Kevin: Thank you. That was all me.

Murphy: That was very clever, you know, using two colors for the ornaments.

Chloe: Oh, well, that was-- that was all me.

Kevin: Except it wasn't. (Coughs)

Nina: Everyone, Esther says dinner is ready. And honestly, if we don't hurry, I think she's ready to toast our chestnuts.

Kay: (Laughs)

Murphy: Oh, I like mine just the way they are. (Clears throat) Let's move out. (Chuckles)

Kay: (Speaking indistinctly) Murphy.

Kevin: The color scheme was my idea.

Chloe: Are you really getting that worked up over a tree?

Kevin: Oh, oh, and you're all grins and giggles.

Chloe: Oh, my God. This was not my fault, okay? You're the one who decided to open up and tell me all about you're feelings, and you expected me to just fall into your arms.

(Doorbell rings)

Kevin: Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I regret it. I was stupid. I regret every second, every word, every stupid feeling I had, and since you don't feel the--

Nina: (Clears throat) You have company.

Chloe: What?

Kevin: What?

Jana: (Sighs)

Kevin: (Sighs)

Cane: Oh.

Lily: Oh, my gosh. Little I.D. bracelets.

Jill: Oh, no.

Cane: Oh, they're beautiful.

Lily: "Charlie" and "Matilda." You guys, thank you.

Cane: Thank you.

Jill: (Laughs)

Lily: They're lovely.

Sofia: We--we were out shopping for wedding bands, and we just couldn't resist.

Jill: Aw.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Neil: Does that mean you set a date?

Sofia: Yeah. We're thinking Valentine’s Day.

Malcolm: Mm.

Jill: Aw, perfect. Perfect.

Cane: Oh.

Jill: Oh, no, somebody is spoiling these babies. Not that I mind. Is this you, Grandpa?

Neil: Me? No, no, no, no. I-I found that box outside.

Lily: Really?

Neil: Yeah.

Lily: What is this?

Jill: What's in it?

Lily: Let's try and open this thing.

Malcolm: That's a big box.

Lily: Uh... oh, my gosh!

Jill: Oh, look at that.

Lily: It's a play kitchen. Aw, the twins are gonna love this.

Jill: Oh, it's from "Father Christmas." Isn't that an Australian thing, Cane?

Cane: Uh, no.

Jill: Huh.

Cane: Um...

Lily: This is great.

Jill: It's pretty great.

Cane: You know, Jill, I just remembered, um, I forgot your gift, so...

Jill: Oh, Sweetie, that doesn't matter.

Cane: No, no, no, no. I-it's from the babies. They're going to insist. Uh, I'm gonna be back in a minute, all right?

Jill: (Laughs) The babies are gonna insist.

Sofia: (Laughs)

Lily: Okay.

Jill: Yeah, they'll be very vocal about it.

Jill: Oh, this is terrific.

(Cell phone rings)

(Ring)

Colin: Happy Christmas, my boy.

Cane: We need to talk... Father.

Ronan: I need to hire you to sue you for me.

Heather: (Chuckles) Nobody forced you to strip down. Oh, um, I forgot. A reindeer left that for you.

Ronan: I didn't, uh, know that we were going to be exchanging, uh...

Heather: Look at you, terrified of a little present. Just open it.

Ronan: Okay, what do we have here? It is... (Chuckles) Two movie gift vouchers.

Heather: Mm-hmm. You realize one of those is-- is--is mine. I'm going with you.

Ronan: What, one of these is yours?

Heather: Mm-hmm.

Ronan: Yeah, I think I-- I think I got that already.

Heather: Yeah. (Chuckles)

Ronan: Oh, and you're welcome in advance for...

Heather: Thank you.

Ronan: Um... (Sighs) I really--I feel like kind of a jerk here, because I don't-- I didn't get you anything, and--

Heather: No. (Chuckles) Well, I mean, if-- if you really feel that badly, there is something you could give me.

Sofia: Mmm.

Neil: Mmm.

Sofia: There was something a little different about your gravy. Now did you sneak a look in that book?

Neil: (Chuckles) Maybe I'll lend it to you... or not.

Sofia: (Laughs)

Neil: So a Valentine's day wedding, huh?

Sofia: Yeah. Well, what can I say? I'm a sucker for romantic clichés.

Sofia: So who saved room for pie?

Malcolm: (Chuckles) Don't even start with me, Woman. Mm.

Sofia: (Laughs) Baby.

Malcolm: (Chuckles)

Lily: Hey, can you, um, cut an extra-big slice for Cane? He should be back soon, so...

Colin: Well, didn't expect to see you today. Warms my heart.

Cane: Stay away from my kids. You have no business being in their lives, okay?

Colin: They're my family, just like you.

Cane: Stay... away.

Colin: You know, time's running out. Time for you to come home and take your place as my son. It seems only fitting. The start of a new year, and you take up your old life.

Cane: My life is here.

Colin: Toe the line, my boy. Otherwise this life you have here in Genoa City is gonna blow up in your face.

Daisy: (Sighs) (Sniffles) (Sighs) I guess daddy stood us up. (Sighs) (Sniffles)

Daisy: I hate them! I hate them all! (Sighs)

Daniel: Thank you.

Abby: (Sighs) I have got to get to dinner.

Daniel: Yeah. (Sighs) And I have to go shopping, if anyplace is even still open. You know, I, uh, I meant it. In a little while, it's just gonna be me and you.

Abby: We'll see.

Abby: (Sighs)

Daniel: Oops.

Daniel: (Chuckles)

Chloe: You did this. You, uh, you helped with the glue stick, put on the little balls. It's cute.

Jana: Yeah. Delia was so proud of it, you know. When I found it in my binder, I thought she'd be heartbroken if I didn't get it to you in time.

Chloe: Thank you.

Jana: Anything for my students. Well, I should be going.

Chloe: Okay. Bye-bye.

Kevin: Wait, Jana. Stay.

Chloe: What?

Kevin: Well, Esther always makes plenty of food. There's no reason for Jana to leave.

Chloe: No, you're right. No reason at all.

Jana: Thanks. I'd love to stay.

Nina: Forgot my drink.

Chloe: Well, there is a jackass in the stable in Bethlehem, and there's a jackass here tonight. I'll get you a new one.

(Doorbell rings)

Ronan: Is it too late to crash dinner?

Nina: Too late? No, it's never too late. Come on in.

Heather: (Laughs) Okay. Merry Christmas.

Paul: Wow!

Heather: Hi! (Laughs)

Paul: Hey!

Heather: Merry Christmas.

Murphy: Where is-- oh!

Nina: (Chuckles)

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Nikki: The only thing I want is for my family and their children to be together on Christmas day.

Billy: I spoke to J.T. Reed's flight's been grounded.

Nick: What's all is?

Sharon: Can I come in?

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