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Episode # 9510 ~ Victor Admits His Doubts

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Jill: Yeah, well, some things fell off the shelves, and we had a leak in the storeroom. But the thing is, uh, I have not been able to locate the insurance policy, and I can't reach Lauren.

Kay: Is she still in Toronto?

Jill: Yeah, with Scotty. She left me with a mountain of work.

Kay: Well, if you're swamped, don't worry about coming to the hospital, Jill.

Jill: Oh, hush up. Of course I'm coming. Want me to bring you a croissant or something?

Kay: Oh, thank you, but Nikki had a huge breakfast sent over.

Jill: Of course, she did. All right, why don't I stop by the house and get you a change of clothes?

(Call-waiting beeps)

Kay: Uh, that's Nikki on the other line. Sorry, Darling. I'll--I'll call you back. Uh-huh.

Jill: All right, just give Murphy my best and tell him I'll...

(Phone hangs up)

Jill: See him later. (Sighs)

Lauren: Hello, Jill.

Jill: (Scoffs) Back so soon?

Lauren: When I heard about the storm, I wanted to cut my trip short and--and get back here. I-I actually thought this place would be torn apart.

Jill: Well, we managed to survive without you. Shocking, isn't it? I was beginning to think you were never coming back... not that I'm complaining. Come on, Sis. Now's the time to get your claws out back at me. What, are you out of practice?

Nikki: Katherine loved the breakfast.

Victor: You didn't tell her we were eloping?

Nikki: No. I didn't want her to think we were abandoning her, especially with Murphy still in I.C.U.

Victor: Sweetheart, we're only gonna be gone for one night.

Nikki: I know, but I'd rather tell her in person.

Victor: I'll come with you. I'm sorry it's gonna be such a short trip.

Nikki: Well, it can't be helped. Your mediation with Abby and Victoria is tomorrow, so we've gotta get back. I just cannot wait for us to be married.

Victor: Neither can I.

Nikki: (Chuckles)

Deacon: It's d-day, Kitty Cat. You start boozing up the bride-to-be yet?

Meggie: As soon as I get Nikki alone.

Deacon: What's the holdup?

Meggie: Victor won't let her out of her sight. It's, uh, positively nauseating. They're acting all lovey-dovey.

Deacon: Oh, that's sweet. It's the last tender moments before that relationship goes ka-boom.

Cane: Billy sends love to Murphy and to you. You know, I'm sorry I wasn't here. You know, if I'd heard about the heart attack, I would have come.

Kay: Darling, there's so many people fussing around. Besides, you and Lily-- the two of you needed that time alone together.

Cane: (Sighs) Yeah, minus the tornado.

Kay: Well, thank God we all survived.

[Cane remembering]

Cane: (Grunts) Now after this is over, I'm gonna haul your ass off to jail.

Man: (Laughs) Actually, no, Mate. You'll untie me and let me go.

Cane: Oh, really? Is that what I'm gonna do?

Man: Yeah.

Cane: No.

Man: Yeah.

Cane: I don't think so.

Man: (Grunts, groans)

Cane: 'Cause you stalked and you terrified my wife, okay?

Man: (Laughs)

Cane: (Sighs)

Man: She'll find out about you, Ashby. You hand me in to the cops, it won't be long until she knows the truth about her husband, the hero.

Cane: You know, I'm grateful for every moment I have with my family.

Neil: Hey, look who it is. What a nice surprise.

Lily: Hey, I hope we're not disturbing you.

Neil: No, come here. Mnh-mnh, not at all. Let me give you a hand. Uh, come-- excuse me. Um, can I--can I help you?

Lily: No, uh, Dad, that's, um, that's Edward. (Chuckles) He's the private security guard that Cane hired to protect us. So do you remember those men who were after Cane in Australia?

Neil: Yeah, of course I do, the cattle rustlers.

Lily: Yeah, well, they, uh, they followed him here, and they've been sending not-so-subtle messages.

Neil: Like what?

Lily: Well, do you remember those steaks that we ate? They weren't from Cane.

Neil: We barbecued them. We ate them.

Lily: Yeah, well, luckily, they weren't tainted, so...

Neil: (Sighs) Wow. When you think of what could have happened...

Lily: Yeah, and there's more. They have been taking video footage of me and Cane and the babies at the house.

Neil: What?

Lily: Yeah, and they sent Cane a DVD from the surveillance camera.

Neil: You must be kidding me. Honey, did-- did you call the police?

Lily: Well, Cane talked to J.T. after he went to go work as a consultant on the force. And apparently-- nothing the cops can do unless something illegal has happened.

Neil: We have to wait for them to commit a crime? (Stammers)

Lily: (Sighs)

Neil: Honey, you-- you've been threatened here.

Lily: I know. It's ridiculous, but... (Scoffs) I guess we haven't been threatened directly, so we can't even prove who the steaks are from.

Neil: You know what? This is ridiculous. One guard is not enough for you. I'm gonna call--

Lily: Well, Dad-- actually, Dad, I... (Sighs) I came here alone because I need to ask you a favor.

Neil: Yeah, sure. Anything. What?

Lily: Is it okay if Mattie and Charlie and I stay here? Temporarily-- just until Cane gets this whole thing figured out.

Neil: Oh, Honey, come here. Oh, Baby girl. Absolutely, all right?

Lily: Thank you.

Kay: Well, it's called locked-in syndrome. Every voluntary muscle in his body is paralyzed, except for his eyes.

Cane: Does he, um, does he understand what we're saying?

Kay: Every word.

Cane: And how long is he gonna be like this?

Kay: Well, the doctors said possibly for the rest of his life. But I don't believe it. I mean, the man has had two massive heart attacks. And--and he will get better. I know he will.

Cane: (Sighs) Well, he better, 'cause someone's gotta keep you in check, huh? (Chuckles)

Kay: (Chuckles) Do you know something, Cane? Not many women my age can find love. I thank God every day for sending Murphy down to that creek. You know... (Sighs) When I was Marge, he didn't-- he didn't love me one bit less. Or when I was waiting on tables at Joe's diner, he thought that was good enough. (Sighs) This man has, uh, has made me take a good, hard look at my misgivings. I'm such a better person for knowing him. (Chuckles) There--there are times that... I didn't really feel I was that worthy of him. But, uh, that's because I haven't exactly... always been an angel.

[Cane remembering]

Man: Oh, more secrets. (Chuckles) It's gonna catch up on you, isn't it? Yeah, someday very soon, sweet Lily's gonna know you're not the man you're pretending to be.

Cane: I'm not pretending. I've changed.

Man: Oh, still a liar? Well, that's a hell of a role model for those kids, isn't it?

Kay: (Sighs) Just the thought of losing him... I... (Sighs) No, I'm serious. I'd give anything to hear him tell one of his stupid, corny jokes.

Cane: (Chuckles) We're all praying for him.

Kay: Well... did you get those bruises in the tornado? Here, let me see.

Cane: Yeah, it was, um, an ef-3. It was pretty scary. Um, we were gonna try and outrun it, but the policeman said we should, uh, you know, stay put. He said there had been some flash floods.

Kay: Oh, here, too.

Cane: Yeah, we're lucky the roof held.

Kay: (Chuckles) Well, I, uh, I'm just so proud of you.

Cane: What did I do?

Kay: Well, when the truth came out about your identity, uh, we all sort of wrote you off. But you stuck in there, and you faced the consequences, and you made something of yourself. You have such a beautiful family. You're a trusted employee. I couldn't love you any more than if you were my grandson. You know how lucky we are to have you in this family.

Cane: I'm the lucky one.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Cane: I'm the lucky one.

Victor: Shall we go to the hospital now?

Nikki: Well, we'd better hurry.

Meggie: How are the wedding plans coming?

Nikki: Hey, it's a breeze when all you have to do is show up and say, "I do."

Victor: (Laughs)

Meggie: What are you wearing for the ceremony?

Nikki: Oh, I haven't even thought about it. I'll find something in my closet.

Meggie: You're not wearing something that you've worn before.

Nikki: Eh, why not?

Meggie: Oh, please tell me you're not using your old wedding rings.

Victor: No, of course not.

Meggie: Well, then why would you wear a dress that Victor's seen you in before?

Nikki: Well, I guess you have a point.

Victor: Sweetheart, you have time to go shopping.

Nikki: What about Katherine?

Victor: I'll talk to her.

Nikki: Actually, it would be kind of special to wear something...

Victor: Good.

Nikki: All right.

Meggie: Oh, you'll be glad you did this.

Nikki: All right, I've gotta go upstairs and grab my purse.

Victor: See you at the hospital, okay?

Nikki: Okay.

Victor: Yep.

Meggie: Deacon, its Meggie. You're on.

Jill: Why did you hug me? You've never done that before.

Lauren: You know, being with Scotty these last few weeks... he and Chance were about the same age. It really, really hit home, um... I'm so sorry I wasn't here for Chance's funeral.

Jill: Yeah. Losing my grandson, uh, was pretty devastating.

Lauren: I-I know it doesn't make up for anything, but I made a donation in Chance's name to the fallen officers' fund.

Jill: (Sighs) Thank you. (Sighs) Thank you, Lauren.

Lauren: You know, I, uh, I got a lot of work to catch up on, so...

Jill: (Sighs)

Kay: (Sighs)

[Murphy remembering]

Meggie: I'm honored to become part of your family, Pops.

Murphy: I'm gonna tell Victor and Nikki who their assistant really is.

Meggie: Oh, no, you aren't.

Murphy: Let go of me! Let-- where did you go?

Meggie: I can't believe he's gone.

Murphy: Help... me... (Breathing heavily) My... my pills.

Meggie: These pills?

Murphy: Help. (Breathing heavily) (Moans)

Meggie: Oops.

(Pill bottle hits floor)

Kay: Darling, I'm right here. Oh, that's good. That's good. You're awake. Yes. You're awake.

Kay: (Stammers) I don't understand.

Murphy: (Sighs)

Kay: Uh... God, I... I wish I knew what was going on in that mind of yours, Murphy.

Victor: And how's our patient?

Kay: Just woke up.

Victor: Hey, Murphy, you'll be happy to know that my assistant tells me that the bait and tackle shop survived the storm.

Kay: Do you hear that, Murphy? Do you hear that, Darling? Your shop is still standing. (Chuckles)

Victor: Did he tell you what happened at the festival? Was he mugged?

Kay: (Sighs) He just...

Victor: Huh?

Kay: He just gets so agitated when I try and talk to him, or anybody'd talk to him. (Sighs)

Victor: I thought he was blinking yes and no.

Kay: Well, I don't know. The medication seems to have made him more groggy. He tries.

Victor: He's getting more medication?

Kay: I just wish to God I knew what was going on in that mind of his, what he's trying to tell me.

Lauren: Nikki, hi!

Nikki: Lauren!

Lauren: How are you? Hey, Meggie, nice to see you.

Nikki: Oh, I didn't know you were back. How was the trip? How's Scotty?

Lauren: Oh, trip was fabulous, and Scotty-- you know, he's so great.

Nikki: Aw, yeah.

Lauren: And he's working hard, and he's got the most adorable new girlfriend.

Nikki: Oh, really?

Lauren: Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Nikki: Is it serious?

Lauren: I don't know, but I'm not ready to talk about weddings yet.

Nikki: Oh, well, what about mine?

Lauren: (Gasps) Did you and Victor set the date?

Nikki: We're eloping today. (Laughs)

Lauren: (Laughs) Congratulations.

Nikki: Thank you.

Lauren: That's so great.

Meggie: That's why we're here. We're gonna pick out a dress.

Lauren: (Gasps) Great.

Nikki: Yes, well, Katherine wanted to do a garden wedding at her estate, 'cause she said it would be the closest thing to having a daughter marry.

Lauren: (Chuckles) Well, the Chancellor rose garden is very romantic.

Nikki: It is. It is. But, um, I think an elopement is even more romantic.

Jill: So what is this? Wedding number 75? How long before you're divorced again?

Lauren: Jill.

Jill: It's the truth, Lauren.

Nikki: You'll have to forgive her. Uh, I-it's very difficult to be happy for others' good fortunes when you're bitter and single, you know?

Jill: Well, actually, I consider myself very fortunate that I'm ob-- not obsessed with a man who is trying to control me.

Lauren: (Scoffs) I am so sorry.

Nikki: Please don't even worry about it. I've heard much worse.

Meggie: You want a cup of tea, Nikki?

Lauren: You know what? I'll get somebody to do that.

Meggie: That's all right. I know how you like it.

Nikki: No, that'd be great. Thank you.

Meggie: Happy to do it.

Lauren: Oh, that's so nice. So what kind of dress are you looking for?

Nikki: Well, I'm kind of--

Lauren: I mean, tea length or shorter?

Nikki: Depending on you-- I don't know. I haven't really even thought about it.

Lauren: All right, well, we can go through a bunch of stuff.

Nikki: Well, I know you'll have it.

Lauren: Definitely.

(Voices overlapping)

Lauren: That's so sweet of you.

Nikki: But I'm open to anything, really.

Lauren: All right, well, you know, I'm thinking there's about four different dresses I want you to see, and, uh...

Neil: Okay, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna call building security--make sure that no one gets up here without being cleared first.

Lily: Dad, I'm really sorry to cause you all this trouble. (Sighs)

Neil: As a matter of fact, I kind of like the fact that the house is gonna be full again. Are you sure that Cane's all right with this?

Lily: Yeah, he's gonna stay at the house by himself.

Neil: So did he-- did he tell you what he's planning?

Lily: Yeah, he said that he wants to go back to Australia and face down the duffers or something stupid like that. But I'm pretty sure I talked him out of it. (Sighs)

Neil: Well, if you didn't, I will.

Lily: I mean, to be honest with you, I don't even think I know the whole story.

Neil: So you're sure that he's told you everything?

Lily: Well, when we were at the cabin, I saw someone looking at us through the window. And he went out there to go find him, and he was gone a really, really long time. And when he came back, he was all beat up, and he had this cut on his forehead, and I asked him what happened. He said that it was from the tornado and that he didn't see anyone out there. But I know I saw someone. I know somebody was there.

Neil: Hey, now you know how protective Cane can be.

Lily: Yeah, I know. I wouldn't even know about any of this unless I had found the DVD of the surveillance footage. (Sighs) I don't know, Dad. I just... I'm really worried that things are worse than he's letting on.

[Cane remembering]

Cane: How much is it gonna cost me to make you get out of my life for good?

Man: $5 million.

Cane: (Sighs heavily)

(Computer keys clicking)

Cane: No matter how rough.

Neil: Yep.

Lily: Look what we got.

Neil: You know, I've been thinking about what you said, that Cane is hiding something from you. You know, on the one hand, he may have good reason. On the other, marriage is a partnership. See, you have the right to know how dangerous a situation is for you and the twins.

Lily: I mean, I tried talking to him, but I just... I can't even get him to open up.

Neil: Why don't you let me try?

Lily: (Chuckles) Dad, I don't think he's gonna say anything to you.

Neil: Well, he might. Simply put, Cane and I want the same thing-- for you and the twins to be safe, right? I bet you he's feeling pretty lonely right now. He might welcome the help.

Lily: I just can't even imagine what he's going through right now. You know, trying to handle all of this on his own.

Cane: (Thinking) "This site does not condone the creation of alternate identities. We merely offer a how-to guide for the purpose of informing the curious. The most common way to begin is to locate the name of a deceased person, someone of your same sex and approximate age. This can be accomplished with a walk through your local cemetery. Then once you have the name and birth date, you can contact your state hall of records." (Sighs) "Identify yourself as the deceased person, and order a replacement birth certificate." (Sighs) (Sighs)

(Computer keys clicking)

Cane: "Wisconsin cemeteries... registry..." (Sighs) "Of the deceased."

Kay: You know, today he seems less alert to me.

Woman: Doctor Ananda increased, uh, the dosage of one of his meds. Most likely, it's causing the drowsiness.

Victor: Is that a permanent side effect, or...

Woman: Let me talk to the doctor, and I'll get you an answer.

Kay: Thank you. Thank you.

Woman: Okay.

Victor: How did you and Murphy do in the tornado?

Kay: Oh, God, Victor.

Victor: Huh?

Kay: It was terrifying.

Victor: (Sighs)

Kay: Well, uh, you-- you heard about, uh, J.T.?

Victor: Oh, yeah. I was with Victoria when she got the news.

Kay: Well, it--enough. Enough of this-- this doom and gloom.

Victor: Yep.

Kay: I've got some good news I'd like to share with you.

Victor: Well, I got some good news, too.

Kay: Yeah?

Victor: You go first.

Kay: All right. Um, J.T. and Mackenzie are expecting, and I am going to become a great--great-grandmother.

Victor: You are?

Kay: (Chuckles) Yes?

Victor: Congratulations, my darling. Okay?

Kay: Thank you.

Victor: I am happy for you and your family.

Kay: Um, all right, uh, now you tell me your good news.

Victor: Well, Nikki and I are eloping.

Kay: When?

Victor: Well, tonight.

Kay: Tonight?

Victor: In and out of Las Vegas very quickly. We'll be back tomorrow.

Kay: (Laughs) Well, listen, I mean, the two of you were always destined to be together.

Victor: Took us a hell of a long time to realize that you were right.

Kay: That's right. I'm always right.

Victor: (Laughs)

Kay: (Laughs) Oh.

Victor: And this time, I promise I will not let her get away.

Kay: And by the way, you tell Nikki just how delighted I am for her.

Victor: Okay.

Lauren: Well, we have this, which is strapless, and then, ooh, sleeveless.

Jill: If she were 16.

Nikki: I think it's a little too bare in the back.

Lauren: Okay. Okay. Well, um, ooh, look at this-- portrait and off-the-shoulder.

Jill: Oh, for God sake, Lauren. This isn't a cotillion. The woman's not 16.

Lauren: Jill, why the hell are you acting like this?

Nikki: She's just jealous that I have a man who wants to marry me. Ignore her. I do.

Lauren: Keep your opinions to yourself, please?

Jill: Just show the woman something age-appropriate, would you?

Lauren: (Scoffs)

Nikki: Meggie, could you please get me some more tea?

Meggie: Sure thing.

Nikki: Thank you.

Lauren: Okay, well, this would look fantastic on you.

Nikki: Hmm... (Sighs) I don't know. It's a little dowdy. More like Jill's taste.

Jill: (Laughs) See, here's the thing. This is very typical of you-- running off, getting married, while Katherine's husband is fighting for his life. And yet, if I'm correct about this, you were the first call she made when Murphy had his heart attack. Yet are you with her now? No. You're here trying on wedding dress number 3,000. How long before he dumps you this time, Nikki?

Lauren: All right, I am warning you for the last time.

Jill: (Scoffs)

Nikki: You know, I think it's very ironic, Jill. I mean, you have nowhere to jet off to. You have really no life at all. But you're not at the hospital with Katherine. Why is that? You can't be bothered? Or she doesn't want you there?

Cane: James Collier, August 17, 1973.

[Cane remembering]

Man: You keep our dealings confidential. You make your payments in a timely fashion, and we shouldn't have any other problems, should we? Otherwise, well, I'm sure you remember what happens to people who break their bargains with us.

Cane: "Delete browser history." (Exhales) (Sighs) Yeah, hello, uh, is this Madison county hall of records? Yeah, my name is, uh, James Collier, and, uh, I need to order a, uh, replacement birth certificate.

Kay: Now I hear that Elvis can marry you in a pink Cadillac.

Victor: (Laughs)

Kay: (Laughs)

Victor: A phony Elvis...

Kay: (Laughs)

Victor: In a pink Cadillac? That's hilarious.

Kay: Oh.

Victor: Nikki prefers Sinatra and skydiving.

Kay: (Laughs)

Victor: (Laughs)

Kay: Oh, dear God. Oh, she would, yeah. Uh, well, I really don't know why she didn't mention that she was going to elope.

Victor: Because we hadn't set a date yet.

Kay: Why not? Why now?

Victor: She insisted, and I wanted to make her happy.

Kay: Okay.

Victor: But to be frank with you, I'm a little concerned. I, um... (Purses lips) A little concerned that she might be drinking again.

Kay: Drinking?

Victor: Yeah.

Kay: What made you think that?

Victor: A lot of alcohol missing from the liquor cabinet suddenly.

Kay: (Sighs)

Victor: Yeah. But, you know, maybe I'm mistaken. I don't know.

Kay: So, um, what changed your mind?

Victor: Well, I asked her straight out. She denied it vehemently. Maybe it's just a lot of stress, you know? A lot of infighting in the family, so... (Sighs)

Kay: Victor, are you sure?

Nikki: Oh, I love this one.

Lauren: It's fabulous on you.

Nikki: Isn't it great?

Meggie: Oh, nice color.

Lauren: Yeah, it's really...

Nikki: (Sighs)

Lauren: It's really beautiful.

Nikki: What? You want to say somethin'? Spit it out.

Jill: I just think it looks matronly on you.

Nikki: Oh, poor Jill-- all alone. Can't even conjure up a man to take her to the movies. And I really have to tell you, I think you're gettin' a little old to be pickin' up bartenders. Don't you? (Gasps) It's a small town. People talk. We all know. Look, you have leeched your way through the Chancellors, the Abbotts, and now the Fenmores. You're really to be pitied, Jill. It must be very difficult to know that you will always be the outcast.

Jill: Oh, shut up, Nikki. You don't know what you're talking about. And P.S.-- that dress still looks hideous on you.

Nikki: Lauren, I'll take it.

Lauren: A lovely choice.

Nikki: Thank you.

Lauren: I don't know why I even bothered to reach out to you. You have no class.

Kay: Do me a favor and, uh, have her call me if she wants to talk to someone.

Victor: Yes, Ma'am.

Kay: Better yet--better yet, I--let me call her.

Victor: Okay, well, I hope that this getting married to her again will help her feel more secure.

Kay: You stay close to her.

Victor: Oh, yeah.

Kay: That's the most important thing.

Victor: Yep. You do the same with Murphy, okay?

Kay: Mm-hmm.

Victor: We'll call you when we come back from Vegas.

Kay: Oh, I wish you the very best, my friend.

Victor: Thank you, Sweetheart. You do the same with Murphy, all right? You take care of yourself.

Kay: I will. Mm-hmm.

Victor: All right? We'll call when we come back.

Lily: Hey, how are you?

Cane: Hey, Baby. Hey.

Lily: So Dad said that it's fine for us to move in with him.

Neil: Yeah, I think that's wise.

Cane: Neil, uh, thank you for this. Um, I really appreciate it.

Neil: All I care about is that everyone's safe.

Lily: Hey, will you keep an eye on the twins?

Cane: Yeah.

Lily: I just want to check my old bedroom to see what we'll need.

Cane: Yeah, you go. Okay.

Neil: Um, if my telescope is in the way, I'll move it. Don't worry about that, okay?

Lily: Okay.

Cane: You know, it's, um, it's a huge relief knowing that Lily and the kids can stay here. Thank you.

Neil: I realize that you're worried about Lily. But I need to know what you're up against. She thinks there's more to this story than you're telling.

[Cane remembering]

Cane: You know, you must be an idiot if you think I can go to these people...

Man: (Scoffs)

Cane: And ask for that sort of money without giving them--

Man: Where you get the money is your problem, Mate, right? The thing is, if you don't get it, then it becomes Lily's problem and your kids' problem.

Cane: Um, no. No, the, uh, duffers want retribution, whatever that means. I-I don't know.

Neil: So--so have they-- have they threatened to hurt you or-- or kidnap Lily and the kids?

Cane: Um, no. No, they just sent the DVDs and the steaks. Um, I made some calls to some mates back home, and Phillip is trying to make some headway. (Sighs) Neil, I want you to know I'll do whatever it takes to make sure my family's safe, okay? Even if it means that I'll put myself in danger.

Neil: There was a time that I swore that I'd never trust you again. Lily forgave all your lies, but me? No, I didn't. Not completely. But I respect the fact that you've worked hard to prove how much you've changed. Cane, you're a decent, honest man. I'm gonna help you any way I can.

Jill: Are you leaving so soon?

Lauren: I have a meeting with a rep at Gloworm.

Jill: Oh.

Lauren: Oh, no. No, no. You are not included.

Jill: Why do you treat me so disrespectfully?

Lauren: I'm being disrespectful? I was not the one throwing barbs at Nikki.

Jill: Did you hear what Nikki said to me?

Lauren: Because you wouldn't keep your mouth shut.

Jill: (Scoffs)

Lauren: Look, regardless-- regardless of your history with her, she is one of Fenmore's best customers, and maybe you haven't been reading the reports, but the couture business is tanking. And that one dress that she just bought keeps this boutique in the black for the entire month. You want to work here? You gotta brush up on your customer service skills.

Jill: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You cannot prevent me from working in my own store.

Lauren: Then just stay as far away from me as possible!

Jill: (Groans) (Scoffs) And does nobody in this place do their job? Why didn't somebody clean this up? (Sniffs) Whoa. Alcohol?

Jill: Oh, Nikki. You naughty, naughty girl.

Victor: Jill?

Jill: Hello, Victor. Listen, I heard that you and Nikki are eloping.

Victor: How the hell do you know that?

Jill: Well, she stopped by the boutique to pick out a wedding dress. I hope you won't be disappointed in that. Anyway, I thought I should stop by and discuss your plans with you.

Victor: Of what concerns are my plans to you?

Jill: Well, I want to do both of you a favor, okay? Because, you see, your blushing bride had herself a little booze fest today.

Victor: I beg your pardon?

Jill: You know... (Glugs)

Victor: No, I think you're the one who has been drinking, all right? Nikki has been sober.

Jill: No, my dear. She has you fooled. I saw it for myself, Victor. She spiked her tea. I smelled it. Anyway, don't thank me. Just consider it a wedding gift.

Lily: So we are gonna stay with Grandpa in Mommy's old room where she grew up.

Neil: That's right. It's my house, my rules, and especially no texting at the dinner table.

Lily: (Laughs) Okay. They'll think texting is old-fashioned when they're teenagers.

Cane: Yeah, they'll be able to, like, send their thoughts directly, right? Hmm?

Lily: Yeah.

Neil: Yeah, that wasn't even funny.

Cane: (Laughs)

Neil: I mean, why are you even joking about that? That's crazy.

(Cell phone rings)

Cane: Hang on a sec.

Lily: Mm-hmm.

Cane: Um, uh, this is a business call. I have to take it. Excuse me.

Neil: Sure.

Lily: Okay. (Sighs)

(Door closes)

Lily: So, um...

Neil: Hmm?

Lily: How'd the talk go?

Neil: Hmm, our talk? Well, he said exactly what you said. That's all he knows.

Lily: And you believe him?

Neil: I don't see any reason for him to lie.

Cane: What the hell do you want?

Man: My people want to know they're getting their money soon, or, Mate, you can say good-bye to that sweet life you're living.

Cane: You're gonna get your damn money. (Sighs) Katherine, please forgive me for what I have to do.

Kay: Six letters. Blank, "E," "G," blank-- I-is it "Regale"? Honey, just blink once for yes, two for no. "E"-- oh, I'm sorry. (Sighs) (Chuckles) This must be so frustrating for you. Do you know, all that talk about Victor and Nikki eloping reminded me of our wedding day? It was so beautiful. Brock's speech--very touching, very touching, and also, the--the gown that Amber made for me-- exquisite. You got all dressed up in that monkey suit just for me. (Chuckles) You're a handsome devil. And all that commotion that--that Nina caused by locking Jill in the closet. God, I wish she'd have left her there. (Laughs) (Sighs) Sweetheart, my life is so much better with you being in it. Every day you're with me is special. And that hasn't changed, and it never will. Oh, my God. It's moving. Oh, that's-- well, that's wonderful. I mean, Darling, can--can you--can you-- can you feel this? Oh, my God. That's wonderful. You are going to get better. You really are. I know you will. I know you will. Try. I know you will.

Nikki: (Chuckles) I can't stop thinking about the look on Jill's face when I told her off.

Meggie: Oh, she looked upset.

Nikki: Eh, she deserves it, the old cow. (Sighs)

Victor: Oh, you're home.

Nikki: Hi, Darling, yes. I was just gonna drop off the dress and meet you at the hospital.

Victor: Yeah. I've asked you this before, Sweetheart, and I want the truth. Have you been drinking?

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Billy: We have a new article online? Did you post something?

Deacon: You're shaking. You're shaking.

Nikki: I'm so upset.

Deacon: I know. It's okay. It's okay.

Meggie: I'm at the Silver Star motel.

Victor: Is Nikki there?

Meggie: She's in one of the rooms.

Victor: I'll be right there.

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