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Episode # 9468 ~ Phyllis Busts Nick

Provided By Eric and Suzanne
Proofread By Emma

Sharon: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. It's here. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Oh. See? We left it here on the table where we were sitting. You want this? It always makes you happy.

Faith: (Crying)

Sharon: No? You don't want that? (Sighs) You want your daddy, don't you? (Sighs)

Phyllis: Uh, why don't you tell those two to get a room?

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: What do you think that the fireman thought when he burst into the room and he saw us showering?

Billy: Well, I bet that he wished he were me. Mm.

Victoria: Mm. Well, now you're just gonna have to use that new doorknob that I bought you.

Billy: I don't know. There's a lot of losers with that-- you and me, the fireman.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: Mm.

Victoria: Maybe we should hold off on it.

Billy: (Singsong voice) I don't know if I can.

Victoria: (Laughs)

(Cell phone rings)

Victoria: Oh.

Billy: (Normal voice) Oh. Oh. Mm.

Victoria: That might be about Reed. (Clears throat) No, it's Dad's office.

Billy: Whoa, don't answer that. Nope. No, I--you--

Victoria: Hello? Hi, Connie.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: Uh, yes. Yes. Yes. Well, did he say why? All right, well, tell him I'll be right there. Great.

Billy: Great. Daddy called. You go running. Yep, that's great.

Victoria: I am the executive of a very major corporation, so when the boss calls, you go.

Billy: Yeah, I got it. I got it. I'm sorry. I'm just having some fun, that's it.

Victoria: Well, it wasn't really funny when J.T. accused me of being under my father's thumb. It's not really funny when you do it, either.

Billy: Take it easy. I-I was just making a joke. It's not that big of a deal. Come on.

Jack: I-I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?

Billy: Yes!

Victoria: No!

(Door slams)

Jack: Wow. Looks like you two didn't work things out.

Billy: What do you want, Jack?

Jack: Well, I should probably say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

Billy: Nice. (Clears throat)

(Knock on door)

Heather: Come in.

Nina: Hey, I'm looking for Chance. He's not answering his phone. Um, is he here with you?

Heather: Uh, no. I'm--I'm sorry. I haven't seen him.

Nina: Okay.

Heather: Is everything okay?

Nina: Yeah, I just--I'll be--

Paul: Heather, I--oh.

Nina: Hey.

Paul: I'm sorry. I didn't, uh... know you were here.

Nina: You looking for Cricket?

Paul: No. I came to see Heather.

Nina: Okay, well, I'll go.

Paul: It's all right. You can stay. This concerns you. Listen, Heather, I need you to, uh, check the department database once again to see if you can help me find Nina’s son.

Heather: The information that I got on the van driver didn't help?

Paul: Well, Bender was able to give me the names of the people that bought her son, and that led me to his name, but not to the boy himself.

Nina: I really appreciate everything you're doing.

Paul: I don't want to let you down.

Heather: Well, uh, let's--let's see what we can find.

Heather: (Sighs) What's his name?

Nina: Aidan Lansing.

Victoria: (Sighs) Well, I'm a little surprised you called me in here so late.

Victor: I apologize. I just wanted you to know that I contacted the department of justice to clear up any misunderstanding in regard to the gift that you gave Mr. Yonioshi.

Victoria: And did they?

Victor: I'm waiting for them to respond. But Michael Baldwin thinks that, um, they may target you for legal action.

Victoria: Well, you'll make sure that that doesn't happen, right?

Victor: I will try everything in my power. But I want to warn you-- this time, I may not be able to protect you.

Victoria: Our exclusive arrangement with Mitsukoshi is in place because of me. So you should do everything you have in your power to get me out of this trouble.

Victor: I've been to the justice department to tell them that you had merely given a gift to an old friend in Japan.

Victoria: Yes. Yes, the gun.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: The gun that you told me to give to Mr. Yonioshi.

Victor: That's right. And that I would pay for any infractions that might have occurred.

Victoria: Right. Okay. So problem solved. You pay the fine, and then this all goes away.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Victor: That's what you think. Even if the justice department is willing to drop this...

Victor: Tucker McCall is not. He wants leverage. He wants to pressure me into selling Beauty of Nature to him.

Victoria: So you're willing to sacrifice me to keep Mr. McCall from getting that leverage? Is that what you're saying?

Victor: No, Sweetheart. I want to make sure that you're not being hurt in the process.

Victoria: (Scoffs) Wha--how hurt?

Victor: What I'm saying is that it would be in everyone's best interest if you assumed some less-significant jobs around here.

Victoria: You're demoting me.

Victor: That is not what I'm saying.

Victoria: No, that's exactly what you're saying. You run off to save Nick's butt, and you send me to Japan to save yours, and this is how you thank me.

Victor: You know what I'm really saying?

Victoria: (Sighs)

Victor: Is that you should have been more discreet in your transactions, okay?

Victoria: Oh, I see. So this is all my fault.

Victor: No, Sweetheart, it isn't your fault. And now let me get to the point.

Victor: You know who's caused all of the trouble that you're in? Billy Abbott!

Victoria: (Sighs)

Jack: I'm here to talk to you about Adam’s lawsuit.

Billy: Okay. Are you still trying to separate our case from the Newmans'?

Jack: Yeah, I'm meeting with our lawyer very soon.

Billy: Great. (Sighs) What do you want me to do?

Jack: You've already done it. You broke up with Victoria.

Billy: Jack--

Jack: I know you have feelings for this woman. A Newman and an Abbott together is never going to work, Billy. It's been tried.

Billy: Yeah.

Jack: Look at Ashley and Victor.

Billy: Vicki and I are together, actually.

Phyllis: Oh, hello. Decaf anything, anything decaf. It doesn't matter. (Sighs) It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. (Sighs) Why am I not shocked? Of course he's gonna run right into her arms, right into Sharon-- Sharon? You're here. You're her--

Sharon: Yeah, is that a problem?

Phyllis: Um, no. I thought... I thought I saw you at Jimmy's just now.

Sharon: I've been here with Faith all night.

Phyllis: So I guess it's someone who looks exactly like you.

Sharon: So you're back in town?

Phyllis: Mm-hmm, I just got back tonight.

Sharon: I imagine you heard about Adam-- all the charges were dropped.

Phyllis: Yes, and its lovely he decided to celebrate by suing all of us. I haven't received my summons. I guess you got yours.

Sharon: Mm, I wasn't named in the suit.

Phyllis: (Laughs) Why does that not shock me?

Sharon: I'm really sorry that you have to go through this, you know, because if you hadn't gone after Adam the way that you did, I-I never would have gotten Faith back, and I'm just forever grateful to you for that.

Phyllis: Have-- have you seen Nick tonight?

Sharon: Why? Did he say something?

Phyllis: I saw him earlier, and he didn't really seem himself. You should call him.

Sharon: Yeah, maybe I should.

Phyllis: Yeah, maybe you should. See you later. There you go.

(Cell phone rings)

Chris: Mm.

Nick: Mm. Oh, this is my, uh, daughter's babysitter. I better take this.

Chris: Yeah, no problem.

Nick: Hey, Leah, what's up? No, I didn't know they were home. Um... okay. Just tell Supergirl I'll be right over. Okay, bye. I guess, uh, my daughter needs to see me. Um... sorry.

Chris: No, no. That's--that's okay. We should... (Laughs) Probably forget this ever happened. (Sighs)

Nick: That's good. Yeah. Well, uh... good luck in D.C.

Chris: Thanks. And good luck to you with what's going on here. See you.

Chris: (Sighs)

Chris: Hi. (Sighs) Uh, it's me. I need to see you. Yeah, meet me at your place as soon as you get this message. I'm gonna leave now. Okay.

Ronan: What's so interesting?

Nina: I don't think it's any of your business.

Ronan: It's a city computer. It's more my business than it is yours, actually.

Heather: Okay, here we go. Aidan Lansing-- grew up in Lakeside, went to Lakeside High, good student, football star...

Nina: Yeah.

Heather: Uh, went to college in southern California... that's it.

Nina: (Sighs)

Paul: Yeah, that's the same dead end that I had.

Heather: (Sighs) Let me try something.

(Computer keys clicking)

Heather: Wow, that's-- that's weird.

Paul: Never filed an income tax return?

Heather: Yeah.

Nina: How is that possible?

Paul: Well, actually, there could be quite a few explanations.

Nina: Like what?

Paul: Well, he could have left the country or changed his name.

Nina: Oh, my sweet little boy, and I-I barely got to see him, and all these years, I've never stopped loving him, and I just want the chance to tell him that. Anyway... thanks. I should--I should go.

Paul: Um, thanks. I'll go with you.

Heather: Sure.

Paul: Hold on.

Ronan: So you're using a department computer to help a civilian find her lost kid now, huh? Weren't you in enough trouble around here?

Heather: Thanks to you, I am.

Ronan: Oh, no. See, I'm not the one that smuggled drugs out of jail for my boyfriend.

Heather: No, you only stole them from my office.

Phyllis: Oh, I'm surprised to see you here.

Nick: That makes us even. Were you planning to tell me my daughter is home?

Phyllis: It was on my to-do list.

Nick: Well, Leah called me, said that Summer's been asking for me.

Phyllis: Well, I thought you might be a little busy.

Summer: Daddy, I missed you!

Nick: Hey, Kiddo. (Groans) Oh, Man! Hey, tell me, did you catch some major waves on that boogie board I gave you? Right on.

Summer: I brought you something.

Nick: Ooh, nice.

Phyllis: It's upstairs. If Daddy isn't in too much of a rush, you can go get it for him.

Nick: I can wait. I'll be right here. I was kind of hoping you'd be a little less tense when you came back from your trip.

Phyllis: Well, I was... until I went to Jimmy's and I saw you making out with some blonde bimbo.

Jack: So you and Victoria are back together, huh? When she ran out of here, she looked like she wanted to kill you.

Billy: Yeah, well, that's just her way of saying that she loves me.

Jack: Billy, if you don't cool it with Victoria, it's gonna come back and bite the Abbotts in the ass.

Billy: You know, that's what your ex, the shrink, would consider emotional blackmail.

Jack: I'm trying to put distance between the Abbott and the Newman family. How's it gonna look if you're sleeping with one of them?

Billy: I care about her, Jack.

Jack: I know you do. Adam is coming after the Abbott family. He wants everything.

Billy: So for the good of the family, you want me to break it off with Victoria.

Jack: Just until this lawsuit is settled.

Billy: You know, Victor tried to get me to stay away from Victoria. He couldn't do it. Neither can you. (Bottles clink)

Victor: If you hadn't allowed that punk to go with you to Japan, we wouldn't be in this predicament now, would we?

Victoria: Do you know what you're doing? You're using this as an excuse to make me break up with Billy.

Victor: Are you willing to risk everything to be with this drunken playboy?

Victoria: (Sighs) Yes.

Victor: Well, I won't tolerate it.

Victoria: Oh. So, what, you're going to ask me to choose between you or Billy?

Victor: I think you know the answer to that.

Victoria: Fine. I choose Billy.

Paul: So I, um, I thought I would see if I could track down Aidan's college roommate.

Nina: You don't have to keep looking for my son.

Paul: I want to.

Nina: Because you feel guilty?

Paul: Because I care about you. I'm sorry I made you doubt that.

Nina: Why can't you just admit you want to be with Cricket?

Paul: I want to be with you.

Nina: (Sighs) Let me know what you find out about the roommate, okay?

Paul: Sure.

Nina: Thanks.

Paul: (Sighs)

Chris: (Sighs) Good. You're home.

(Door closes)

Nina: Cricket. Uh...

Chris: I just wanted to say good-bye. I'm gonna head back to D.C.

Nina: I feel like we still have so much to say to one another.

Chris: So I'll call you every day... (Laughs) Or--or text you, or both. It's really time that I get back.

Nina: When are you going?

Chris: Now.

Nina: Oh. That's sudden.

Chris: Yeah, well, you know, I've got work, and... and the fact that I probably never should have come here in the first place. Leaving is just really hard.

Nina: Leaving Paul is hard. You still love him, don't you?

Heather: Don't bother denying that you took the drugs.

Ronan: Okay, I won’t.

Heather: If I don't turn them over to Owen, I'm in big trouble.

Ronan: You've only got yourself and Chancellor to blame for that one. You guys have done just about everything you can to screw this case up.

Heather: As far as I can see, Chance is the only one trying to solve it.

Ronan: (Laughs) Of course. Because he announces his every intention to the whole frickin' world, which is gonna get you both killed.

Heather: Damn it, Ronan, if I don't turn that bag of heroin over to Owen, I'm screwed.

Ronan: Mm-hmm. You should have thought about that before you snuck it out of jail for Chancellor. Yeah.

(Door opens)

Nick: Mwah! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! All right, it's pretty late. I probably should get going.

Summer: Don't go, Daddy.

Nick: Oh. (Groans)

Phyllis: You could spend the night with Daddy if it's okay with him. Is it okay?

Nick: Of course it's okay. Let's do it. You want to do it? All right.

Phyllis: All right, Baby girl, pack your bag. Remember your toothbrush and what else? Mr. Ears, right? Mwah. I love you. (Sighs) Um, I'm going out, so lock up when you leave.

Nick: We should talk about Jimmy’s.

Phyllis: Oh, really? I don't think we should talk about Jimmy’s. I'm really not interested in what goes on in your life anymore. That's the beauty of this. Text me when you're ready to bring our daughter back.

Nick: (Sighs)

(Cell phone rings)

Nick: (Sighs) Yeah?

Sharon: Hi, it's me.

Nick: Uh, hey. Look, uh, I'm not really in the mood to get into anything right now.

Sharon: Uh, no. That's not why I'm calling. Um, it's Faith.

Nick: Is she okay?

Sharon: Yeah. Yeah, she's fine. She's just--she's teething, and, um, you know, you were the only one who's ever able to calm her down when she's fussy like that, so I was just wondering if you could come back to the coffeehouse.

Nick: (Sighs) Sure.

Sharon: Okay, thanks.

(Door opens)

Victoria: (Sighs) It's my letter of resignation.

Victor: You're quitting?

Victoria: (Sighs) What do you expect me to do?

Victor: Don't you realize that you have to take responsibility for your actions?

Victoria: I have done everything that you've asked me to do, and you've made me your scapegoat so that you won't get your hands dirty or whatever.

Victor: You know that's ridiculous.

Victoria: Oh.

Victor: And that's the brainchild of that idiot Billy Abbott, isn't it?

Victoria: (Sighs) Well, then just go ahead and blame him if that's what you want to do,

Victor: Will you come to your senses, Girl? He's an obnoxious human being who's out to destroy our family, and he's using you to do it.

Victoria: Well, the only one that I feel used by right now is you.

Victor: You walk out this door... and you will not come back.

Victoria: I wasn't planning to.

(Door opens)

(Door slams)

Jack: Hey, a couple of night owls.

Sharon: Yeah, one with very sore gums.

Jack: Oh, too bad. Life is not fair, is it?

Sharon: Hey, you want to sit?

Jack: I-I actually have a meeting with a lawyer.

Sharon: Oh, about Adam’s lawsuit?

Jack: Yeah. It looks like the next few weeks, we'll be, uh, lighting up some billable hours.

Sharon: Yeah, not to mention what you might end up having to pay Adam.

Jack: Adam's not getting one dime. I'm gonna get a coffee before, uh, my meeting. Thanks. Coffee, please.

(Cell phone rings)

Jack: Hey, Red. You back? What's up?

Phyllis: (Sighs) Hi. Let's see. What's up? Um, yeah, I'm back. Nick's a jerk. And I'm looking for someone to play with.

Jack: So name your favorite sandbox.

Phyllis: Gloworm. I'm right outside. I haven't seen it yet. If nothing else, you know, Gloria’s décor should be a good laugh for me.

Jack: Okay, well, I got a meeting here. I will, uh, get there as soon as I can, all right?

Phyllis: Okay, I'll save you a barstool. (Laughs)

Jack: Good.

Sharon: (Gasps) Hey!

Summer: Did you miss me?

Sharon: Yeah, of course she did. (Chuckles)

Nick: Hey, you want to get one of those drinks with all the whipped cream on top? All right, there you go. Shh. (Whispers) Baby's sleeping.

Sharon: (Whispers) Okay. So, um, I saw Phyllis. (Normal voice) I-I see that you hooked up with her, too.

Nick: (Normal voice) Yep. (Sighs)

Sharon: And... that didn't go well.

Nick: Well, let's just say it's been a hell of an evening.

Phyllis: A dying bastard, please. (Sighs) I meant the drink.

Victoria: (Sighs) (Sighs) I quit.

Billy: Quit what?

Victoria: My job. And I told him what he could do with it.

Billy: You did not.

Victoria: (Sighs) Yes, I did, and I am done. I am done... (Bottles clinking)

Victoria: Taking orders. I am done being told that I'm not good enough. And I am done being blamed for every single thing that goes wrong at Newman-- done. (Sighs)

Billy: This is amazing.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: This is awesome.

Victoria: Yes!

Billy: This is cause for celebration.

Victoria: Okay!

Billy: Two coming up right now--two beers.

Victoria: Great!

Billy: Ooh, I wish I could have seen the look on Victor's face when you said, "Hey, Dad, I'm done. I'm out of here."

Victoria: Yeah, it was--

Billy: "No more. No more."

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: "Sayonara. I'm hitting the bricks. Kiss it." (Grunting)

Victoria: (Laughing)

Billy: One moment.

Victoria: (Laughing)

Billy: Look, strong...

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: Strong like bull.

Victoria: So...

Billy: To...

(Bottles clink)

Victoria: To... a life without Victor Newman. (Sighs) And I am so ready for that, let me tell you, to be free of his, uh... (Sighs) Control and his demands. And... (Stomps foot) I am just going to start with a clean slate, and I am gonna start tonight. Mm-hmm.

Billy: Okay.

Victoria: (Gasps) I'll tell you what, I'm not even gonna go back to the ranch.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: Hey, yeah, sure, you can spend the night, no problem.

Victoria: No, I mean, I'm never going back. I'm never, ever going back. If I'm gonna do this, then I'm gonna just-- I'm gonna go all the way.

Billy: You want to sleep on this?

Victoria: No. No, I don’t. (Laughs) I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. The only thing that I have to do now is, um, um, I have to find a place to live. Mm-hmm.

Billy: Okay.

Victoria: Mm. But that shouldn't be too hard.

Billy: No, it shouldn't be too hard at all.

Victoria: Right.

Billy: Actually, you know, I know a-a really nice piece of real estate that's available.

Victoria: Oh, you do?

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: Oh, good. Where?

Billy: Here.

Nina: Are you ready to answer my question?

Chris: Yeah, I... still love Paul.

Nina: And you want him back?

Chris: I want what we had back, but that's not possible. Look, Nina... things are the way they're supposed to be.

Nina: Do you really have to go?

Chris: Yeah, I do.

Nina: Does Paul know you're leaving?

Chris: I'll call him when I get to Washington. (Sighs)

Nina: (Sighs) I love you.

Chris: Listen... don't give up on your son.

Nina: I won’t. Chance is innocent.

Chris: No, no, no. No. I mean your other son. Don't give up on finding him.

Nina: Okay. Thanks.

Chris: I'll be in touch.

Nina: Take care.

Chris: I will.

Nina: Bye. Nina: Hi, it's me. There's something you should know.

Nick: Okay, Vick, well, I love you, and if you need anything, just call me, okay? Okay, bye. Must be something in the air tonight. Dad and Vick just had it out. Then you and me.

Sharon: Well, I just-- I think we're all under a lot of pressure. Thank God we have these two, though. (Laughs)

Nick: Mm-hmm.

Sharon: Oh.

Nick: Oh.

Summer: (Giggles)

Sharon: (Gasps) Ohh, look at that!

Nick: Hey, your sister just turned you into a milk shake.

Sharon: Faith, what's on your nose?

Nick: We better see what flavor she is. Let's see.

Sharon: Okay. Oh, look at her! (Laughs)

Nick: Mmm, chocolate. I should have guessed.

Sharon: Hey, I have an idea. Let's turn Daddy into a milk shake.

Summer: (Giggles)

Nick: Oh, we don't have to do--yep, he...

Sharon: Oh, yeah, do it! Do it. Do it. Good one. (Laughs)

Nick: Oh, it's just...

Sharon: Okay, let's-- let's see what flavor he is.

Summer: (Giggles)

Sharon: (Laughs) (Claps hands)

Summer: (Giggles)

Sharon: What flavor?

Summer: Chocolate.

Nick: (Whispers) Chocolate. Of course.

Summer: (Giggles)

Sharon: Well... it's getting late. You better finish your milk shake. We've got to get you home.

Nick: (Normal voice) Yeah. Probably should call it a night.

Phyllis: What's in it?

Deacon: I get the feeling you don't trust me.

Phyllis: Gloria may have short-term memory loss when it comes to you, but not me.

Deacon: Oh, come on, Phyllis, you're not still mad at me for trying to frame your son for murder.

Phyllis: Oh, that's right. Sarah made you do it.

Deacon: You know, I thought I paid my little debt to you when I, uh, fixed your flat tire and gave you that little extra roadside assistance.

Phyllis: Was that you?

Deacon: (Laughs) I think you remember everything that went on in that car.

Phyllis: I remember everything that went on in that car and everything that didn't go on.

Deacon: (Sighs)

Phyllis: I hope you're not waiting for something like a tip or anything else.

Deacon: Well, you let me know if you want another one of those.

Phyllis: One bastard is enough.

Deacon: (Laughs) Let me know if you change your mind.

Ronan: You're going back to D.C.? Why?

Chris: I lost my objectivity. If I stay here, someone's gonna get hurt.

Ronan: Well, do me a favor-- when you get back to D.C., make sure you tell the bureau that Aidan Lansing needs to be dead and buried.

Chris: Paul's determined to find him.

Ronan: The guy's stubborn, and he's smart. You know, if he blows my cover...

Chris: I know what could happen, believe me, and I will-- I'll talk to your boss, but--but, Ronan... (Sighs) Once this is over, Nina deserves to know that you're her son.

Ronan: All right, have a safe trip. I'll be in touch.

Chris: (Sighs)

Paul: So you weren't even gonna say good-bye?

Jack: Wow. Just had a little meeting with my lawyer.

Victor: Did you? That doesn't interest me in the least.

Jack: Oh, I think this will interest you. We discussed Adam’s lawsuit.

Victor: I have my own attorneys working on that.

Jack: I should hope you do. You are his primary target, which is why we are going to file a motion to separate it into two different cases.

Victor: And why in the world would a judge agree to that?

Jack: Because I'm gonna convince the judge that the Abbotts have already paid a big enough price, that we shouldn't pay for a situation that you created.

Victor: You're the one... who urged Adam to write that phony diary.

Jack: Your son was a soulless bastard long before I met him, and you know that. No, I will concede to the fact that the Abbotts were part of your little kangaroo court. We were there because your son had pushed Patty over the edge and caused Colleen's death. We were there because he drove Ashley out of her mind. My family has paid a big enough price already. The rest of the tab's on you.

Victor: You file away, Jack. As far as I'm concerned, the distance between the Abbotts and the Newmans can't be big enough. Kindly tell your brother Billy about that.

Jack: I'll be happy to as soon as you convince Victoria to leave my brother alone.

Victor: Victoria is a Newman. She'll eventually realize where her loyalty lies.

Jack: I think Victoria’s already decided where she's gonna lie.

Victor: You haven't learned a damn thing, have you, all these years? When I want something destroyed, it will be.

Chris: I wasn't trying to sneak off without saying good-bye.

Paul: Hmm.

Chris: (Sighs) O-okay, maybe I was.

Paul: I just wished that...I don't know what I wish.

Chris: Maybe we should stop wishing and start living.

Paul: Does it have to be so far apart?

Chris: I think it does, yeah. Maybe you and Nina can come to D.C. sometime. (Laughs) It's really pretty in the fall when the leaves are changing.

Paul: (Sighs) Yeah, maybe.

Chris: So good--good-bye.

Paul: Bye, Chris.

Paul: (Sighs)

(Door closes)

Heather: Owen wants to see me in his office tomorrow.

Ronan: So you go meet with him.

Heather: What do you think he's gonna say? "Oh, Heather, that's all right. Stuff gets lost around here all the time." He's gonna fire my butt, maybe arrest me.

Ronan: Relax, okay? I've got this covered.

Heather: Oh, I feel so much better. You care to fill me in?

Ronan: No. I'm gonna be there tomorrow when you meet with Owen. I'm gonna make sure that everything gets cleared up tomorrow.

Heather: Are you gonna tell him that you have the drugs?

Ronan: I'm gonna handle your boss, okay?

Heather: You know, this isn't, uh, a buddy movie where I'm the dumb girl and you're the smart guy.

Ronan: (Laughs) Look, you don't like me, and I'm not that crazy about you, and we can "Blah-blah-blah" this all day long, but you just have to trust me.

Heather: Tell me what you're up to. Maybe I will.

Ronan: All you need to know is I'm gonna take care of everything.

Heather: (Sighs) (Scoffs)

Jack: I don't want Billy and Victoria together any more than you do, but you're dead wrong if you think you're gonna get your way on this one. Oh... and stay away from my brother.

Victor: (Sighs)

Victor: Find out everything you can about Billy Abbott. Everything, every little dirty secret, all right? Thank you.

Victoria: It's amazing, being free of my... my father... (Sighs) And I have a new life here and a new home. (Sighs)

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: Wow. A terrific new home... a beautiful trailer. Mm.

Billy: (Laughs) You--you don't have to stay in the trailer. We can get a loft downtown or something.

Victoria: No. No, absolutely not. No. I... the new and improved and carefree Victoria Newman would be very, very happy to live with you in this trailer.

Billy: You're sure?

Victoria: I am... positive.

Billy: Positive?

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: Good. Because I kind of like the idea of you and I snuggling up in this sardine can.

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: Yeah.

Victoria: My dad's gonna hate it.

Billy: (Laughs) Yes, he is.

Victoria: (Laughs) All right, so then here's to us doing whatever we want to do, and who cares what the rest of the world thinks?

Billy: Hear, hear. (Bottles clink)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Sharon: See, I knew that you would work your magic on her.

Nick: Yeah, what do you know? So, uh... ready to get these two home?

Sharon: Yeah.

Nick: I'll just follow you to the ranch and then head back over to the club.

Sharon: I feel bad making you stay in a hotel.

Nick: (Scoffs) Please. I'm not exactly slumming it.

Sharon: Yeah.

Nick: Plus, now I know you and Faith are safe.

Sharon: But the ranch is your home.

Nick: Yeah, well, that was Vick’s home, too, and then she moved... which means nobody's living in your place. I mean, that's your place, Sharon. That's your home. Why don't you just move back in?

Deacon: Thank you. How's your drink?

Phyllis: It doesn't suck.

Deacon: Well, you sound disappointed.

Phyllis: You make a better drink than I thought you would.

Deacon: I do a lot of things well.

Phyllis: Good for you.

Deacon: It could be good for you, too.

Phyllis: Keep the change.

Deacon: Mm.

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Deacon: Thanks for the tip. Oh!

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Jack: Hey. Hey, what the hell's going on here?

Deacon: (Laughs) (Sighs)

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Adam: Must be hard having everyone tell you to hate me when you don’t.

Tucker: Admit to yourself you're lying. You want me as much as I want you.

Jack: I know the warning signs. You are spinning out of control.

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