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Episode # 9455 ~ Jana Returns

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Lauren: What time do we have to be at the courthouse for Ryder's trial?

Michael: Huh? Oh. We have time. I want to talk to you about last night.

Lauren: Do we have to?

Michael: I thought nothing could top Sharon shooting Adam. But everybody in this town has seen that video of you and Jill in the graveyard.

Lauren: Can you believe the gall of that woman bringing a cameraman and a reporter to my father's grave, trying to garner sympathy in the press?

Michael: Jill is not noted for her tact. You are.

Lauren: I was furious, Michael. And, yes, in hindsight, I wish I had handled things differently.

Michael: (Loudly) You could have avoided a lot of stares.

Lauren: Look, I am the injured party here, remember?

Michael: (Normal voice) About that, I know you didn't want to hear about this last nit. The business about getting a restraining under against Jill?

Lauren: You'll take care of that, right?

Michael: I can’t.

Lauren: What do you mean, "You can't"?

Michael: All Jill did was file a lawsuit. You're the one who pushed the woman into... (Chuckles) (Sighs) You're the one who pushed the woman into an open grave. If anyone has grounds, Jill does.

Jill: Aw, you're moving out. No, I couldn't possibly be so lucky.

Kay: Jill, its rain damage caused by a leak in the attic. Now I'm just going through these boxes to see what I can salvage.

Jill: Oh, my kingdom for a cup of coffee.

Kay: Oh, by the way, I fell asleep before the 10:00 news last night.

Jill: Okay, who told you?

Kay: But then I did see it on this morning's news what in God's name... (Stomps foot) Were you thinking when you pulled a stunt like that?

Jill: Oh, my God, you see? You always take everybody else's side. The woman near killed me. She shoved me to an open grave. I could have broken my neck.

Kay: Uh, Jill, I am telling you. If you don't stop this ridiculous nonsense--   

(Cell phone rings)

Jill: Shh, shh, shh, shh! Good morning.

Tucker: I saw you on the tube last night. You okay, Darlin'?

Jill: I'm fine. So if that's the only reason you called...

Tucker: I was wondering if you could meet me.

Jill: Where?

Tucker: Athletic Club.

Jill: What is this about?

Tucker: Well, I'm in a bit of a pickle. (Sighs) You may be the one person who can help me out.

Victoria: And what comes after "N"?

Reed: "A."

Victoria: "A." Very good. And then what after that?

Reed: "I"

Victoria: "I"?

Billy: Hey, hey. What's goin' on here, Guys?

Victoria: Oh, hello. I didn't realize that you had your daughter this morning.

Billy: I didn't realize you had your handsome son.

Victoria: Yes. (Sighs) I do.

Billy: Hmm.

Victoria: Uh, Reed, this is Billy and his daughter Delia. Do you remember them?

Reed: Hi.

Billy: Hey, Buddy.

Victoria: Hi.

Billy: So, uh, what, they don't pay enough at Newman?

Victoria: Kevin gave us permission to set up our lemonade stand here in his lovely establishment. It's for a very good cause, right?

Billy: Yeah? "Whirled peas"?

Victoria: No, Reed's friend Hunter. His family's house was flooded, and they lost a few of their things, and Hunter lost his favorite toy, so Reed is raising money to help replace it.

Billy: That, Man, is very cool, and it's a good idea. Hot day like today, you should make a bundle. Mm.

Victoria: You’re welcome to join us.

Reed: Want to help us?

Billy: Uh...

Victoria: (Gasps) Yes, that's a very good idea. You should help us. I mean, unless you have other plans.

Billy: Do we have other plans? Nope, me and "Sleepy" here, we're gonna sell some lemonade. (Growls)

Victoria: Oh, good.

Billy: (Laughs) You ready to sell some lemonade? Ready to sell some lemonade?

Victoria: That's good, right? That's good. We need help.

J.T.: About time you got here. There's something I want to talk to you about.

Mac: Me, too. (Sighs)

J.T.: Okay. All right. What's up?

Mac: (Clears throat) Well, I know that I haven't really been a lot of fun to be around lately.

J.T.: Look, you're going through a rough time. It's understandable.

Mac: My hormones are all out of whack, and I miss the babies, and you have been so patient with me.

J.T.: Well, it's not like it's been a hardship.

Mac: I'm serious, J.T. joking me out of my moods, letting me vent... I don't know what I would have done without you.

J.T.: Where are you going with this?

Mac: (Sighs) I have a hole in my life that I need to fill, and I want to go back to volunteering.

J.T.: That's great, yeah. I mean, that--that could be very therapeutic for you.

Mac: Yeah. I want to go where I feel that I could be of the most use, which would be in Haiti or the Sudan.

J.T what do you mean? Y-you're talking about leaving the country?

Mac: It's what I need to do.

J.T.: (Scoffs) I can't believe you're telling me this, especially now. I was just about to ask you to move in with me.

Chloe: You need some help?

Kevin: Oh. Oh.

Chloe: Hey, you probably have time for another cup of coffee.

Kevin: Right. Just what I need-- more caffeine so I can bounce off the walls at the courthouse waiting for Ryder to do something decent.

Chloe: (Grunts) There you go. Perfect.

Kev: Thanks. Have you seen my keys?

Chloe: Keys... keys... keys are right here.

Kevin: (Sighs) Thank you.

Chloe: So have you heard from Jana yet?

Kevin: No.

Chloe: You know, I don't understand. She risks your entire livelihood just to spring that loser from jail.

Kevin: Well, it's no crazier than skipping town with the guy.

Chloe: And if he doesn't show up to the trial, then that means that the bank will take Crimson Lights for good?

Kevin: (Sighs) I will have lost my wife and my business because of some guy that I couldn't wait to have as a brother.

(Car approaches)

Jana: (Sighs)

Ryder: Somebody'll stop.

Jana: (Sighs) Well, you know what? It better be soon, because we need to get back to Genoa City.

Ryder: Listen, what if... what if we keep going west to Arizona or Colorado?

Jana: No, Ryder, you said that you would not miss your trial.

Ryder: I know.

Jana: (Sighs)

Ryder: I'm sorry.

Jana: You're sorry?

Ryder: I can't go through with this, Jana.

Jana: (Scoffs) Oh, now come on. I'm gonna be with you, all right? I'm gonna be with you every step of the way, all right? You cannot back out now. You can’t, for Kevin's sake. Okay?

Jill: Sorry I can't stick around for this riveting lecture yours, but I have a meeting.

Kay: Uh, well, listen to me. Now listen to me.

Jill: (Sighs)

Kay: I am so afraid that if you do not back off, Lauren is going to reach a point of no return.

Jill: Oh. (Chuckles) I've already reached that, when I was looking up at her from 6 feet under.

Kay: There is still time to make amends with the girl.

Jill: Me? Me make amends? I am not the one who treated my sister like something under my shoe.

Kay: She and her sons are the only genetic link that you have with your biological family, for heaven's sakes!

Jill: She is a bitch on wheels.

Kay: Oh, well-- well, trust me. When you're on your deathbed, the Fenmore money will not be of any comfort to you. Perhaps, just perhaps, your sister Lauren might be.

Jill: Yeah, spoken like a billionaire.

Kay: Oh, I-I would love to slap some sense in--

Jill: Katherine, stop it. Stop it. When I want your so-called advice, I'll ask for it.

Gloria: Well, well, well. Watching you push "Jill the pill" into that grave was p-rice-less. Honey, you deserve a reward.

Michael: Not helping.

Gloria: Sorry. Sorry. I'm late. Jeffrey and I are just all abuzz getting ready for Gloworm to open. (Giggles)

Lauren: Catchy name.

Gloria: I think so. And everybody knows that I'm the glow and he's the worm. (Chuckles)

Lauren: (Laughs)

Gloria: Sorry. So where's Kevin? I thought he was meeting us here to go to court.

Michael: He changed his mind.

Gloria: How's he sound?

Michael: Terrible.

Lauren: Well, Ryder better not wimp out, 'cause I can't wait to testify against that creep.

Gloria: A right. All right. Children, children, let's keep positive attitude for Kevin's sake.

Michael: Well, realistically, he's probably in for an extremely traumatic day.

Kevin: My gut is telling me I'm about to get screwed. Like, mega-digital 3-D   screwed.

Chloe: Well, you must have some hope that Ryder will show, or you wouldn't be going over to court.

Kevin: Yeah, maybe some sort of, like, nonexistent, "When pigs fly" kind of way hope.

Chloe: Okay, well, I’m definitely not giving you a pep talk.

Kev: Thank you, because I pretty much think that people suck.

Chloe: Yeah, well, after at Chance did to me, I'm pretty much right there with you, Dude.

Kevin: Well, he's a fool, cheating on a girl like you.

Chloe: Yeah, I know, right? But this isn't about me. It’s not about me. This is about you, and I am gonna go with you, and I am gonna support you, just like you've done for me.

Kevin: Shall we?

Jana: You know, if you skip out on court, you're gonna be in even more trouble.

Ryder: You don't want Kevin to lose the coffee shop.

Jana: I promised him I would not let that happen, Ryder.

Ryder: Look, I don't want to cause him any more pain than I already have, either, but I will not spend the next 20 years in jail.

Jana: No, I-I will testify, okay? I-I will say that you helped us. I will.

Ryder: Lauren will say I'm evil.

Jana: No, Sarah and Daisy are evil. You are nothing like them.

Ryder: You've got a lot of faith in 12 strangers.

Jana: Yes, I do, because I see the good in you, and I know they will, too.

Ryder: I love you, Jana.

Jana: (Sighs)

Ryder: For the first time in my life, I am truly happy.

Jana: (Sighs)

Ryder: (Sighs)

Jana: (Sighs) God, do you think you're gonna be happy living on the run? Do you? Do you?

Ryder: I can with you. Isn't that what you want?

Jana: (Sighs) Yes, of--of course it is, but--

Ryder: Listen to me. We can forget Genoa City. We can start someplace else, just you and me, okay?

Jana: (Sighs) No.

Jana: (Sighs) I can’t. I can't do that. You can't, either.

Victoria: Thank you our kids make a great team.

Billy: Yeah, well, who could resist these little faces? Especially when this one starts crying. Ohh.

Victoria: Well, it doesn't hurt that you're practically dragging people off the street.

Billy: Hey, a little aggressive marketing never hurt anybody, right? Right. How much did you make so far?

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Reed: $8.50.

Victoria: Wow.

Billy: $8.50. $8-$8.50?

Victoria: Hmm.

Billy: You little hustler. That is good work. I am gonna go rustle up some more customers. Come on, Dee. Let's get some customers.

Victoria: $8.50?

Billy: Well, a couple of dollars might have fallen out of my pocket into the cashbox. I don't know. Let's go. Let's go

Victoria: Yay, Daddy! Yay, Reed!

J.T.: How can we start a life together, Mac, if you're halfway around the world?

Mac: J.T... (Sighs)

J.T.: I need you, all right? I-I love you. Reed loves you.

Mac: I care about you guys so much.

J.T then how can you take off right now?

Mac: I didn't-- I had no idea you were ready to get this serious.

J.T.: Well, you had to have some idea. I mean, come on. As far as volunteering, I-I think it's great. But there's plenty of good you can do right here. Hell, you've done it before. You ran the rec center for Victor.

Mac: (Sighs) Yeah, but I also have experience overseas, and the need there is overwhelming.

J.T.: Is that really what's driving you, or are you just running away?

Mac: No, I--

J.T.: Going to some foreign country...

Mac: (Sighs)

J.T.: Is not gonna solve your problems. You're just gonna put off dealing with them. But here, you have your family. You have your friends. You have me.

Michael: Okay, so the first case is being settled. Ryder's is up next.

Kevin: Oh, God.

Chloe: Well, there's still a chance that Ryder will man up.

Gloria: Or Jana will just take him straight to the police.

Kevin: Jana has no feelings for me, remember?

Lauren: Honey, even when we were being held captive, her connection to you never died.

Kevin: I gotta check my messages.

Gloria: After what that nutcase did to son, she may as well have stabbed him with a knife.

Kevin: (Sighs) Come on, Jana. Come through for me.

Jana: You know, Ryder, when you said that you'd go back, when you said that you could explain the stolen jewelry at the club, I believed you. When you told me that I was the only one that mattered to you most in the world, I believed you then, too.

Ryder: You are.

Jana: Then come back to Genoa City with me.

Ryder: Why? So I can--so I can get locked up in jail and watch Kevin and his posse do the happy dance? No.

Jana: You lied didn't you? About s-stealing, about everything.

Ryder: Not everything. Not about the way I feel about you. And, yes, I took those things.

Jana: (Scoffs)

Ryder: But I did it so I could support us.

Jana: That is the last thing that I wanted.

Ryder: Oh, is it? Oh, that's funny because I don't ever remember you issuing a word of protest.

Jana: That's because I trusted you! God, I care about you, Ryder.

Ryder: So you say, Jana.

Jana: I do. I do. Do you know you are the only one who brought out something, a feeling, in me, when even my husband couldn't? You know that.

Ryder: And we could have had a bright future together. But you seem hell-bent on throwing that away.

Jana: Ryder, I made Kevin a promise. I can't leave him hanging.

Ryder: Yeah, we, it's probably too late for that now anyway.

Jana: No, it's not, all right? We can still get to the courthouse, even if-- even if we're not on time. We can phone them. We can let them know that we're on the way. Give me that disposable phone you bought. We can--we can call them. Ryder. Give me the phone. Please.

Billy: Thank you.

Victoria: Thank you.

Reed: Thank you.

Victoria: Well, that's it, Gang. We sold the last glass of lemonade. Whoo-hoo!

Billy: The last glass. Whoo-hoo! Give me five. Reed and Delia you rock.

Victoria: Nice work.

Reed: I'm not a rock.

Billy: Not a rock? You're a silly head. That's what you are. (Chuckles)

Reed: (Laughs) Daddy! Mac!

Jill: Thank you. Well...

Tucker: Well...

Jill: When you told me that you were in a predicament and needed my help, my mind went to so many places.

Tucker: Oh, really? Hmm. Well, this time, Darlin', all I need is some information.

Jill: Mm, how dull.

Tucker: Yeah. Do you remember how I thought the Newman’s were bribing someone at the department store in Japan?

Jill: Yeah, to keep the lock for the cosmetics market in Japan. How could I forget? You wanted me to seduce the info out of Victor.

Tucker: But you passed.

Jill: Of course I passed. So what, are you still trying to prove your theory?

Tucker: Well, you see, Victoria met with a Japanese official. She presented him with a gift. I don't know what it was, but I'm certain it was a bribe on behalf of her father.

Jill: Where do I come in?

Tucker: Your son was in Japan with Victoria. Now I thought maybe he might have confided in you.

Jill: Well, I mean, that's when my adopted mother was dying, and I was finding out I was a Fenmore.

Tucker: So you haven't discussed the trip with Billy?

Jill: Unfortunately, no, I haven’t. I know that he's very interested in what was happening between the Newman’s in the Japanese market, though.

Tucker: Well, if you were to discover any details about Ms. Newman's meeting that you could share with me, I'd be very grateful.

Jill: Tucker, I will do what I can, okay? For old time's sake. But I need something in return.

J.T.: Come here, Man. Hey, did you make enough money to buy Hunter that toy? Yeah? All right, good.

Mac: J.T. told me what a generous thing Reed's doing. Your friend is gonna be so happy.

Reed:  I know.

Victoria: Yes, uh, so we were just wrapping up here, and then I'm gonna take Reed to his first day of day camp. Um, uh, you should have seen the kids. They were really cute.

Billy: I've got pictures on my phone.

Mac: Could you e-mail them?

Billy: Yeah, for sure.

Mac: Great.

J.T.: So how did Billy and Delia get involved?

Victoria: Uh, Reed asked them if they wanted to join us, and they said yes.

Billy: It was a lot of fun, actually. Little Reed's, uh, quite an entrepreneur.

J.T.: Well, he takes after his mom. Yeah.

Billy: Okay, well, I’ve got to drop off little Delia to Esther and get back to the magazine. Hey, uh, Reed, it was a lot of fun, Man. I had a good time. Thank you. See you later.

Victoria: Bye.

Billy: Let's go.

J.T.: Okay.

Mac: I'll help you clean up.

Reed: Okay.

J.T.: All right, Buddy. So I, uh, didn't know you and Abbott were doing stuff together with the kids.

Victoria: Is that a problem?

J.T.: No, I'm just curious if you guys are gettin' serious.

Victoria: (Sighs) Well, we're taking it one step at a time.

Tucker: I’m asking you to coax information from your son I can imagine you're gonna want a pretty big favor.

Jill: This is nothing that you can't handle.

Tucker: So is it about Lauren? Your lawsuit?

Jill: There are certain things that... (Sighs) Could strengthen my case.

Tucker: What do you need to know?

Jill: Well, if there were promises made or letters or if my father ever tried to support my mother during her pregnancy, or if he ever looked for me.

Tucker: It's hard, isn't it, living with those unanswered questions?

Jill: Yeah, it kind of eats away at you.

Tucker: Only someone else who was given up for adoption can understand.

Jill: Then you'll do it?

Tucker: I'll put you in touch with my investigator. He's the best in the country.

Jill: Oh, listen, I don't have unlimited funds.

Tucker: No, don't worry about it. It won't cost you a penny. I've got him on retainer. He's very discreet. But I'm gonna have to ask you to keep up your end of the bargain first.

Jill: Deal.

Tucker: Okay.

Jill: (Sighs)

Michael: So Ryder's case was called a few minutes ago.

Lauren: What happened?

Michael: He forfeited bail. Bench warrant's been issued. Ryder's a fugitive again.

Gloria: I am so sorry, Honey.

Chloe: I can't believe that Jana even let you lose your business like that. She doesn't deserve a good guy like you.

Kevin: What... you said before, Lauren, it--it's true. Jana and I had this eerie connection.

Lauren: (Sighs) It was the surgery, Honey. It just--it messed her up.

Kevin: Jana may have left me months ago, but it's just hitting me now that she's really gone.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Billy: Yeah, well, Buddy, these are the wrong pictures. (Groans) Fine. Fine. I'll be right there. Thank you.

Jill: What's wrong?

Billy: Somebody sent the printer the wrong proofs.

Jill: Mm.

Billy: I gotta go--

Jill: Oh, no, before you go, I want to apologize because, I've kind of been dropping the ball around here lately.

Billy: Yeah, catfights, they can be time-consuming.

Jill: (Sighs) You saw that.

Billy: I did see that.

Jill: Mm-hmm.

Billy: You know, mo maybe you should consider giving Lauren a little bit of a break. Or you can do whatever you feel like you need to do.

Jill: (Chuckles) Anyway, I'm here now, okay? So I just wondered what your thinking was on our next cover.

Billy: I don't know. Why? Do you have any great ideas?

Jill: Well, yeah, actually. What about that story that you wanted me to look into?

Billy: Um, what story? Thanks.

Jill: The one on Victor's stronghold on the Japanese market and Tucker's interest in it.

Billy: That story.

Jill: Have you learned anything more about that?

(Cell phone rings)

Billy: No, I haven’t. It turns out it's a dead end.

Jill: Are you sure?

Billy: Positive, actually.

Jill: Wow, that's really a shame, because you know what? It had all the elements of a really, really good exposé.

Billy: Yeah. Yeah, Mom, I-I need you to just promise me you're gonna drop this, okay?

Jill: Why, Billy?

Billy: Mom, the last thing that we need is more problems, like, you know, what you caused with the whole Adam story.

Jill: I didn't cause--

Billy: Mom, I don't need a lawsuit, okay? So I need you to promise me that you're going to drop this.

Kay: Tucker. Uh... uh, come in, Darling, come in.

Tucker: Thanks.

Tucker: Hey, Esther.

Esther: Hi, Tucker. I'm gonna go check on Cordelia.

Kay: Thank you, Dear.

Tucker: Wow. What's with all the boxes?

Kay: (Sighs)

Tucker: Still trying to dig up dirt on me?

Kay: Well, a little rain damage. So what, uh, brings you by?

Tucker: Well, I have a proposal for Chancellor I want you to take a look at. There's no rush, though.

Kay: Okay. No rush? Yet you, uh, delivered it in person.

Tucker: Well, I think it's good for co-owners of a company to have a little face time every now and then.

Kay: Tucker, I know that you and I have a few issues that we have to work out, but, uh, you don't have to make excuses.

Tucker: Excuses?

Kay: Well, there's nothing wrong-- nothing wrong at all when a son simply wants to see his mother.

Gloria: And here we go.

Michael: Yes.

Kevin: Enjoy the free drinks while you can.

Gloria: Honey, Jeffrey and I have our cash tied up in the club right now, but I have things on the horizon. They're gonna pay off.

Chloe: Mm-hmm.

Michael: Yeah, I'm sure I'll be able to chip in, too.

Lauren: Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Kevin: No, no, I am not taking charity from my family. Have nobody to blame for this but myself.

Lauren: You had nothing to do with Jana mortgaging Crimson Lights for that creep.

Kevin: You all warned me that he was trouble, and I didn't listen, and it's all my fault.

Chloe: Hey. Look, its old home week. Yay.

J.T.: Couldn't help overhearing.

Mac: You're really gonna lose the coffeehouse?

Kevin: Well, unless the good fairy waves her magic wand, yeah.

Mac: Well, I don't have a wand, but I might have a solution. I want to buy back into Crimson Lights, and I will pay whatever amount will cover the loan.

Gloria: My God, it’s like Christmas in August.

Mac: We can split the profits--60% for me, 40% for you.

Lauren: That sounds fair, Kevin.

Mac: And over time, you can buy the whole place back from me.

Michael: Yeah, you'll be partners again, just like in the beginning.

Chloe: I happen to think it's a kick-ass idea.

Kevin: I don't know.

Mac: It would mean so much to me, Kevin, for reasons that I-I can't go into right now.

Chloe: (Whispers) Do it.

Kevin: I say that I accept.

Mac: (Laughs) Yay!

Gloria: Yes!

Michael: (Chuckles)

Tucker: Finding any treasures in there?

Kay: Oh, my word.

Tucker: What is it?

Kay: A lace runner.

Kay: Lovely, isn't it?

Tucker: Yeah, it's pretty.

Kay: Liz made it for me one Christmas.

Tucker: Liz?

Kay: Foster.

Tucker: Oh, yeah, the woman who raised Jill.

Kay: Mm-hmm she passed away.

Tucker: I heard. I understand you were close. I'm sorry for your loss, Katherine.

Kay: Thank you. Oh, oh, well, sit down. Sit down.

Tucker: Thanks.

Kay: Uh, yeah, uh, Liz was, uh, was my housekeeper for years. (Sighs) And, um, she always used to cook for me and when she got married that I, uh, promoted her to "Friend," but, uh, that wasn't true. She was always my friend from the day I hired her. (Sighs) And I miss her. (Sighs) She would tell you in a New York second what she thought about you or--or anything, for that matter.

Tucker: I know the type.

Kay: Liz told me I was always in my element when I was throwing a big party or, you know, having friends in, surrounded by friends and--and--and relatives. Oh, God, those... the laughter and carrying on. Those hours would just fly by. I could never really understand why people got depressed during the holidays or found them tedious.

Tucker: (Sighs)

Kay: Those long hours... elaborate meals, sitting around the dining room table... some of the happiest memories of my entire life. What?

Tucker: I don't know. I thought I had a handle on who you were. I guess I was wrong.

Kay: You know, I think I'll give this to Jill and, uh, maybe it'll show her what kind of a family she had that stuck together and set her priorities straight.

Tucker: Oh, Jill might take that the wrong way.

Kay: (Chuckles) Listen, that woman has driven me insane for years. You know, but somehow, I-I don't know. I just can't stop looking out after her.

Tucker: You're more fond of her than you'll admit.

Kay: (Chuckles) I would like to look out after my son... if he would let me.

Jill: I swear on my life I will not write an article about Newman or Japan or Tucker.

Billy: Okay, no tweeting, no blogging, none of that crap.

Jill: Girl Scout's honor.

Billy: You weren't a girl scout, Mom.

Jill: It's an expression, Billy.

Billy: Okay, well, start cracking on thinking of a new cover idea. Start expressing.

Jill: (Sighs) Can I really do this to you Billy? Eh, it's about family he'll forgive me. (Sighs) No, he won’t. He'll never forgive me. Yeah, but I'm his mother. He'll have to forgive me someday. Okay. Huh. Oh, Billy, you wouldn’t. "V-I-C-T...O-R-I-A." Aha. Okay, let's see what you were looking at while you were in Japan. An antique pistol? Worth three-quarters of a million dollars?

Michael: Mackenzie to the rescue.

Lauren: Mm-hmm.

Chloe: I know. I gotta hand it to her. I don't believe she saved the day.

Gloria: Not to mention Kevin's business.

Chloe: Well, then I'll be polite, and I won't mention anything about her outfit.

Lauren: Only you... well, and maybe me would notice what she was wearing during a crisis.

Chloe: Thank you.

Lauren: Yes. (Chuckles) God.

Michael: Kevin? Kevin.

Kevin: Sorry. What?

Michael: I thought you'd be doing cartwheels.

Kevin: I just never should have been put in this situation.

Michael: Jana.

Gloria: Oh, now she shows up. (Sighs)

Kevin: I'll handle this.

Jana: I tried to get Ryder to come back, and I just couldn’t. I'm so sorry for not realizing what he was like... (Sighs) And for what I've done to you.

Kevin: It's too little to late, Jana.

Jana: Is there anything that I can do?

Kevin: You can get out... now!

Jana: (Sobs) I'm sorry. (Voice breaking) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Kevin: To hell with Ryder. To hell with her.

Ryder: Daisy, Jana left me. I'm on my way.

J.T.: I about fell over when you said you wanted to buy into Crimson Lights.

Mac: Why?

J.T:  Well, a little while ago, you were off to Haiti or the Sudan.

Mac: A girl can't change her mind?

J.T (chuckles) You sure about this?

Mac: Yeah. I mean, I know I've been all over the place lately. Uh, but everything that happened today-- I just feel like it was a sign.

J.T.: How so?

Mac: Well I woke up this morning 100% convinced that leaving was the right thing to do. And then right away, you said that you wanted us to start a life together, and then we ran into Reed, and he was so excited to see me, and then all of a sudden, I have this opportunity to help Kevin and the people he who need me. I just--I feel like if the universe is giving me so many reasons to stay, then why should I go?

J.T.: You can’t.

Mac: There's also one more reason why I didn't want to go.

J.T.: What's that?

Mac: I love you.

Billy: Sorry I didn't pick up earlier. Oh.

Victoria: Yeah, you were with your other girlfriend, I assume.

Billy: Yes, my other girlfriend. Actually, uh, I had a little bit of a problem here at the office, but it's handled. So you just can't stay away from me, huh?

Victoria: Well, we didn't get to say good-bye earlier.

Billy: Oh, did J.T. give you a hard time?

Victoria: No. No, surprisingly not.

Billy: Good.

Victoria: Yeah, good.

Billy: You know, I had a fun time with the kids.

Victoria: Yeah, me, too. It's kind of weird, though. It was kind of like a-- a picture out of "Suburban family living."

Billy: Yeah. That's so not us.

Victoria: No.

Billy: Mnh-mnh.

Jill: Oh, it's you.

Lauren: Mm. Hope you learned your lesson, Jill.

Jill: What lesson would that be?

Lauren: That every time you try to one-up me, I'm gonna smack you down.

Jill: (Chuckles) So you consider that a victory the other night, do you?

Lauren: Mm. It felt so good.

Jill: Yeah, well, we'll see how it feels in court, and we'll see who gets smacked down.

Lauren: Yeah, yeah. Well, excuse me, would you? I have to go spend time with my real family.

Jill: (Chuckles)

Tucker: So I'm, not usually a tea drinker.

Kay: (Chuckles) Not macho enough?

Tucker: Mnh. I never could get the hang of that, uh...

Kay: (Chuckles)

Tucker: The pink-- pinkie thing, you know?

(Cell phone rings)

Tucker: Hmm. You mind if I take this?

Kay: No, no, no. Go ahead.

Tucker: Tucker McCall.

Jill: Jill Abbott Fenmore.

Tucker: Hello again.

Jill: I have something for you.

Tucker: Well, that was fast.

Jill: Yeah, well, I'll send you the link. You be sure and let me know how it all works out.

Tucker: I definitely will.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

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