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Episode # 9419 ~ Billy's Choice

Provided By Eric
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Daniel: Hey, uh, Mom, look, uh, I-I'm sorry. I know it's late.

Phyllis: What's wrong?

Daniel: Nothing's wrong. I didn't wake up the munchkin, did I?

Phyllis: No, no, uh, uh, she's at J.T.'s. She's spending the night with Reed. What's wrong?

Daniel: I got papers today.

Phyllis: What kind of papers?

Daniel: The divorce kind.

Phyllis: Oh. Um... do you want me to come to you, or do you want to come over here?

Daniel: I'll come over there in a little bit.

Abby: (Sighs) this is ridiculous. How can it be so hot after dark?

Daniel: Doesn't Mother Nature know who you are?

Abby: I'm going for a swim at my dad's place. I can't stand you, or I'd ask if you want to come.

Daniel: I'm actually already heading over to the ranch to see my mom.

Abby: Mm, well, I suppose you could come by after. (Clears throat)

Daniel: But you can't stand me.

Abby: (Sighs) That is so true.

(Cell phone rings)

Abby: Hey, Kent. Yeah. Yeah. No, I-I know. I know, we need more buzz if the show's gonna get picked up, which means more footage. (Stammers) Look, I have an idea. "The Naked Heiress" is about to get even hotter.

Ashley: Hi. Another late meeting, huh?

Tucker: Yeah, I'm sorry.

Ashley: That's okay.

Tucker: I've been slammed all day, but this couldn't wait. Victoria Newman went to Japan for a meeting with Mitsukoshi.

Ashley: (Quietly) Oh, they took the bait.

Tucker: Yeah, Jill must have leaked that we're pursuing that part of the Asian market for Jabot.

Ashley: And with Victor away, Victoria has to protect Newman territory. You are going to Tokyo, right?

Tucker: I'm leaving right away. It's the only way to find out how Victor has a lock on those stores. And maybe I can meet with Mitsukoshi-san himself.

Ashley: This is the opening you wanted.

Tucker: It is, but I don't want to take it alone. Come with me.

(Knock on door) (Tapping on door)

Billy: Hello.

Victoria: Oh, no.

Billy: No, what? Oh, excuse me.

Victoria: (Sighs) No, you cannot come in.

Billy: You know, your room is much nicer than mine.

Victoria: Yeah, because I'm me.

Billy: Oh, because you're you. (Grumbles) And you have two kimonos. And I think that might be a sign that maybe we should just bunk together.

Victoria: You know, you already crashed my trip. You're not crashing my room. I'm here on business.

Billy: Oh, so am I, oh, officious one.

Victoria: Hmm.

Billy: I'm scopin' out a new Asian "Restless Style." You know, we're goin' global.

Victoria: Wow.

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: I bet you it took you the entire plane ride over here to come up with that one.

Billy: Oh, come on. All work and no play makes Vicki a very... very, very... (Groans) (Straining) My back.

Victoria: Oh, my God.

Billy: Oh, yeah.

Victoria: Oh, my God, are you okay?

Billy: I'm just-- don't--don't touch--

Victoria: Okay, just-- no, lie still. Don't move.

Billy: Well, hold on. Wait. I think... (Growls)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: I think it like it better like this. Mm.

Victoria: Get off of me.

Billy: Mm, I will... soon. I promise. Mm. (Chuckles)

Meggie: We're closed. You guys can come back tomorrow, okay?

Shaw: I got money. You got booze.

Meggie: (Chuckles)

Shaw: Sit down, boys.

Meggie: You look like you've had plenty.

Shaw: Pour. Now.

Man: (Chuckles)

Meggie: (Sighs)

Jack: You need help there?

Meggie: I know 'em.

Jack: Fair enough. What about the guy I mentioned? You know him? Is Victor in some kind of danger?

Victor: (Grunts)

(Water continues gushing)

Victor: Damn it. (Sighs)

Adam: Hello? Is anyone there?

Nick: Is it him?

Sharon: Adam?

Adam: Sharon?

Ashley: Thank you. Does that really make sense? Me going to Japan? I mean, my schedule is so crazy right now. You know that.

Tucker: Your assistant can shuffle everything.

Ashley: Yeah, but is that the best use of my time? Seriously, going to another continent? I just took over at Jabot.

Tucker: This trip is about Jabot. What better way to show Mitsukoshi how serious we are than for us to show up together?

Ashley: Oh, you are Tucker McCall. I don't think you really need a wingman to prove that you're serious.

Tucker: You're Ashley Abbott, C.E.O. of Beauty of Nature's primary competition. People know you mean business. Mitsukoshi will be no different.

Ashley: I sound very impressive. Maybe I should go alone and leave you here. (Chuckles)

Tucker: What would be the fun in that? Listen, this is a game-changing opportunity. Please say yes.

Abby: Yes to what?

Ashley: Hi.

Tucker: (Chuckles)

Ashley: Um, Mr. McCall just invited me to go with him to Japan on business.

Abby: Oh, well, bring me back something sparkly.

Tucker: Well, she hasn't said yes yet.

Abby: Well, she'll totally go. She loves travel and making deals.

Ashley: I do. That's true. But your father's out of town.

Abby: Do I look like I need my mommy?

Ashley: (Clears throat)

Tucker: Uh, well, that's between the two of you. But for my part, I promise to bring your mom home safely if she comes with me.

Abby: And I promise, no protests and no jewelry sprees until you and Dad are both on U.S. soil.

Ashley: (Chuckles) You two think this is very amusing, don't you?

Tucker: Is that a yes?

Abby: Absolutely.

Ashley: Okay, I'll have my assistant make the arrangements.

Tucker: That is a yes. I'm quittin' while I'm ahead. See you at the airport?

Ashley: See you soon.

Tucker: Bye-bye.

Abby: Bye-bye.

Ashley: Now look, I need a real promise from you, and not that cute little, "No more protest," wink-wink, okay, Abby? Stay out of trouble while I'm gone.

Abby: Okay, I wasn't joking about being good or about something sparkly. Okay, you could have Tucker help you pick it out. He looks like he knows what a girl wants.

Ashley: What's that?

Abby: Mm...

Ashley: Abby, this is business.

Abby: Mm-hmm.

Ashley: You know I'm with Neil. Tucker knows I'm with Neil, okay?

Abby: Yeah, that's great. Bring me back something good.

Adam: Sharon, are you still there?

Sharon: I'm here.

Adam: (Sighs) Your voice... I never thought I'd hear it again.

Sharon: Where are you?

Adam: I can't tell you that.

Sharon: You confessed everything to me. And then there was the explosion, and everyone thought you were dead and... so many lies.

Adam: Not this. Not now. Listen, no matter what anyone is telling you, my loving you, that's real. That is honest. I know you know that. You can feel that, can't you? Hurting you was my biggest regret. But I need you to know the truth-- that I love you. I will always love you. I think about the times... the holidays, our honeymoon. I know we won't get those moments back. I know that's in our past. But no one can take those moments from me. Those moments, I live by. Just tell me... tell me you feel it, too. Tell me you still think about me.

(Water continues gushing)

Victor: Anybody there? Hello? Hello?

Jack: Just tell me where Victor is, and I'll get out of your hair. I don't want to play any games.

Meggie: Why don't you just give it a rest?

Shaw: This guy bothering you, Meggie?

Meggie: Aw, go sit down again, Shaw. Come on.

Shaw: I'm on a roll tonight. You want this bozo gone, you just say the word.

Daniel: (Sighs)

Phyllis: Okay. (Sighs)

Daniel: (Sighs) Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: I know you're fine. I know you're fine. I know you're fine. That hug was for me, not for you.

Daniel: I am fine... basically. I mean, you know, I knew that Amber and I, we-- we couldn't keep going the way things were.

Phyllis: Yeah.

Daniel: She went to a lawyer, and I got the papers.

Phyllis: I know. Sometimes looking at those papers in black-and-white... it's not final until then. (Sighs)

Daniel: You know, Mrs. C. said that she was waitin' for me-- Amber was waitin' for me to show up on her doorstep. I don't know. I guess I was kinda hopin' that she'd come home. Wow. (Rubs hands together) (Chuckles) Two marriages-- two failed marriages. I-I gotta just really suck at--

Phyllis: Oh, don't do that. No, no. Let's not start counting up failed relationships, okay?

Daniel: (Snorts)

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Daniel: Guess we'd be here all night, huh?

Phyllis: Listen, I-- Daniel, I-I know... I know what it's like to love somebody so much and... feel like you're--you're losing to outside forces. I know what that feels like, and you--you fight so hard to hang on, and you just can't win. But then it's just... time to let go.

Daniel: You know, the thing is, I-I don't really know how hard I fought, and--and I don't really think that you ever let go.

Phyllis: Of course I let go. But see, in my case, I realized that those other relationships were extremely dysfunctional, and they were ultimately over. And I realized that I really had the relationship that lasts. You know what I mean? And any girl, any girl would be lucky to have you.

Daniel: (Sighs) I'm not ready for that. Trust me.

Phyllis: Oh, come on. You should go out there and do some flirting, you know?

Daniel: (Laughs)

Phyllis: Let some girls flirt with you-- pretty girls.

Daniel: (Groans)

Phyllis: Right? You're smart. You're charming. You're extremely talented, extremely funny. You go and let those girls drool over you.

Daniel: You know, as appealing as that sounds...

Phyllis: Yeah? But you have to heal, and the only way you're gonna do that is to move on, and--and it takes time.

Daniel: You're right.

Phyllis: Yeah? A-am I right, or are you just humoring me?

Daniel: No.

Phyllis: Because don't do that, because I am right.

Daniel: No. Yeah. You're--you're right. You're right.

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Daniel: I mean, look. Lily and I, we're friends now, right? We--we got to this point. Maybe someday, Amber and me, we can figure something out, right? There's never gonna be another Amber, right?

Phyllis: Oh, yes, that's for sure. There's never gonna be another Amber. (Clears throat) (Pats Daniel's leg) The best thing you could do for yourself is to just move on.

Daniel: (Rubs hands together) (Clears throat) (Inhales deeply) (Sighs heavily) (Grunts) (sniffles) (Sets ring down)

Phyllis: All right.

Daniel: All right.

Adam: You haven't hung up. Why? Because you know, Sharon. You know what we have is still there. It'll never go away.

Sharon: You kept me from my baby. You watched me grieve. How am I supposed to get past that?

Adam: How'd you get this number? Is there someone there with you? Talking with you was a mistake. I'll always love you, Sharon.

Nick: Damn it.

Sharon: I'm sorry. I didn't know what else to say.

Nick: No, Sharon, you-- you did fine.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Skye: Did the judge call?

Adam: We are so screwed.

Jack: I'm sorry. I'm new around here. I don't want to step on any toes. Can I buy you fellows a drink?

Shaw: Well, you heard the man, Meggie. Give us another round.

Man: (Laughs)

Meggie: (Quietly) Listen, I can help you. Just give me a second, okay? They'll be leaving. (Normal voice) All righty. Jerk. You almost scared off the only date I've had.

Shaw: (Chuckles)

Meggie: Now drink this up, boys. Toss it back.

Shaw: You heard the woman. (Chuckles)

Meggie: Good.

Shaw: Ahh.

Meggie: Now get outta here.

Man: (Sighs)

Shaw: Ahh.

Meggie: (Quietly) Play along. They'll be gone. Don't worry. (Normal voice) And then we can find a place, and you'll love it. I know of a place. Good night, guys.

Shaw: Good night.

Victor: Mayday. Mayday. (Water gushing)

Victor: Mayday! (Pop)

Victor: (Moans)

Victor: (Groans) (Sighs) (Moans) (Groans)

Billy: Um... (Lisping) Does this make me look fat?

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: Are you laughing at my hips? I don't like that.

Victoria: No. You looks pretty.

Billy: (Laughs) (Normal voice) Thanks. And unless you spiked that when I wasn't watching, then, no, I don't want any.

Victoria: Well, need I remind you what happened the last time we left town and got drunk? f

Billy: Tea it is. Thank you. Mmm. Yeah. (Sighs) So... (Clears throat) You are really into this, uh, Ryokan thing, aren't you? No lush, comfy American-style hotel for you.

Victoria: No, unh-unh. I like it here. It's very... mm... sparse and pure.

Billy: (Clears throat) Yeah. Ooh, yeah. Pure.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: You travel halfway around the world for purity.

Victoria: Mm, you know why I'm here.

Billy: Yes, I know why you're here. Because McCall is trying to move in on Newman's hold in the cosmetic industry here. But you didn't tell me what you expect to happen.

Victoria: I'm here on business. That's all you get.

Billy: Ooh, do you think I'm just gonna run to my computer and file a story? Fine. No business talk. (Clears throat) What's in the box?

Victoria: Oh, this?

Billy: Mm-hmm?

Victoria: Um, it's a present.

Billy: Oh, well, you are just a fountain of information, aren't you? (Clicks tongue) You know, don't-- don't make me flash my sexy calves at you. You can't take it. I know you. You'll just go, "Mm, calves." (Inhales sharply)

Victoria: I want you to promise me something-- no stories about me on this trip, all right? If you're here for other business or for pleasure, then that's one thing.

Billy: Ooh, you have my attention.

Victoria: But if you're here sniffing out a story on Newman Enterprises and Tucker McCall Unlimited, then I will throw you and your sexy calves through that paper wall.

Daniel: Any sharks?

Abby: I thought you weren't coming.

Daniel: Things change.

Abby: Wow. That's deep.

Daniel: Well... (Sighs) I am... totally shallow all the way here. (Gasps) (Chuckles)

Abby: (Chuckles) Ooh, you're not depressed like you usually are. What's with that?

Daniel: (Sighs) Things change.

Abby: I heard that somewhere.

Daniel: (Chuckles)

Abby: Don't you flip this thing.

Jack: Victor!

Victor: (Groans) I'm in here.

Jack: Victor?

Victor: I'm in here.

Jack: Ha-have you got a-a key to this door?

Victor: (Groans) (Sighs)

Jack: Victor, have you got a key?

Victor: If I had a key, would I be in here?

Jack: Okay.

Victor: Hang on a sec.

Jack: I'm gonna ram the door. You pull on that side. Maybe we can bust it open. Ready?

Victor: Ready.

Jack: One, two, three!

(Door rattles)

Jack: W-wait. One more time.

Victor: (Grunts) Do it again.

Jack: One, two, three!

Victor: (Grunts) (Breathing heavily) How'd you get here?

[Sharon remembering]

Adam: You haven't hung up. Why? Because you know, Sharon. You know what we have is still there. It'll never go away.

Nick: Well, he doesn't say any dates or confess to any crimes, but the D.A. will have to admit that Adam is still alive.

Sharon: Well, this is proof. He set you up. You'll be cleared.

Nick: Well, we can hope, but let's not count on anything. Let me get this to Michael and see what he can do with it.

(Front door opens)

Phyllis: Nick?

Sharon: Um, he's calling Michael.

Phyllis: What's wrong? Are you okay?

Sharon: I just spoke to Adam.

Billy: I've got an idea. Why don't we call room service? And we can ask them for, I don't know, maybe a bed? Or a room that has walls that you can't see through.

Victoria: You promise me you won't run a story about me being here, Abbott.

Billy: I--

Victoria: Promise me!

Billy: Hey, ow! Oh, I-I--all right. That's mean. You are mean. I promise! Good. Is that how you do business?

Victoria: Well, usually, I twist harder, but I like you, so I went easy.

Billy: Oh, yeah. I feel the love. Tell me the truth. Did you beat the crap outta Nick when he was a kid?

Victoria: Maybe.

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: Do you know this move?

Billy: Yeah, I-I know that move. That's a good move. You know a better move, though? This one.

Victoria: No! Don't!

Billy: Ooh!

Victoria: No!

Billy: What?

Victoria: Stop it. I'm a grown woman. I don't do childish horseplay.

Billy: Oh, yeah, you are very proper, and you're serious, and you know what else? You are very, very hot. (Growls)

Victoria: I have to take a shower.

Billy: Oh, you don't have to ask me twice.

Victoria: I'm not asking you. I'll be bathing alone. You should go back to your room.

Billy: What, and like this? No.

Victoria: Bye.

Billy: That's just cold, man. That's just not nice. That's just... that's just mean.

Billy: (Clears throat)

Billy: Ooh, that's heavy. This--this is very-- oops! Uh-oh, I just--that was-- that was an accident. Look at that. Oh.

Billy: What is this?

Nick: (Sighs) Hey.

Phyllis: (Stammers) Sharon told me that--that we have proof that Adam is alive.

Nick: Well, yeah. But Michael said it probably won't help because I'm being charged with Hightower’s murder. Adam's not the issue anymore.

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Sharon: What? But I-I mean, I spoke to him. I-I heard his voice, I mean, and after all that, for that to not matter...

Nick: Did he say anything incriminating before I was able to get to the recorder?

Sharon: No. I... I should have got him to confess. I should have gotten him to explain what happened that night in the basement, but I-I just--I froze.

Nick: No, it's all right. You did great.

Sharon: (Sighs) I think I hear Faith.

Phyllis: What did Adam say to her?

Nick: (Sighs) He was just talkin' about their love and how it was still there. You should have seen the expression on her face.

Phyllis: Well, do you think that she still has feelings for him?

Nick: I think he sucked her right back in the way he did before, and that makes her a fool.

Billy: "Antique gun." No match. No match. No--ooh, ooh, ooh. Hello, you look familiar. $750,000. Who would give her a gift worth that much money? That is... (Shower turns off)

Billy: Crazy. Oh!

Billy: (Clears throat)

Victoria: Oh, your pants are on. Why are you still here?

Billy: Fine. Fine. I can go. I can go.

Victoria: Go.

Billy: I'm going. See? I'm... fine.

Victoria: Wait.

Billy: I knew it. You couldn't stand to let me go.

Victoria: No, I just remembered. There's one move I haven't shown you yet.

Billy: What move could you possibly show me?

Victoria: Why don't you kiss me and see?

Billy: (Purses lips) Okay.

Billy: Mm.

Billy: That is the-- that--that's a really good move. That's, uh... mm.

Daniel: So... how's your reality show? I mean, you humiliate yourself recently, or, uh, maybe you just humiliate other people now.

Abby: No, I, uh, I heard you when you got here before. You, um, waited a while before you said something. I was actually pretending like I didn't know you were there. You were scoping me out. Did you like what you saw?

Daniel: Evidently, you liked me watching.

Abby: (Laughs) Why wouldn't I?

Daniel: (Laughs) Spoken like a true exhibitionist.

Abby: Well, it would be kinda dumb for a TV star to not want people to watch her.

Daniel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're not a TV star yet.

Abby: Soon. Very soon.

Daniel: Why? Why--why is this so important to you? Why--why does fame matter so much?

Abby: I suppose you are making art because you want to die, what, poor and unknown?

Daniel: (Sighs) I-if you mean do I want to be recognized for what I do? Yeah. Yeah, but do I want the paparazzi swarmin' me every time I go to the grocery store to pick up T.P.? No, not so much.

Abby: (Chuckles) Right, 'cause being ignored, that--that's-- that's so much better.

Daniel: Is that what this is?

Abby: What?

Daniel: You--you want people to notice you?

Abby: That's what everyone wants.

Daniel: No, it's not.

Abby: Yes, it is. Everyone wants people to shut up and listen, to pay attention to them. They just want one second or--or one hour where they're the one that matters. And not because of their family or their friends or whoever. Just they want credit for who they are, for what they bring to the table because they're special. And the whole world can see that, and everyone wants that. If they say they don't, they're lying.

Daniel: Who isn't paying attention to you? Your family? Somebody else?

Abby: I was making a broad, general statement, 'cause--'cause me personally, I am a big fan of dollar signs.

Daniel: (Chuckles)

Abby: (Laughs)

Daniel: (Sighs) Come here.

Abby: (Giggles)

Daniel: (Sighs) You know... (Sighs) You're too sexy, and you're too cute and you're too smart for this.

Abby: I think that you just said something nice to me.

Daniel: Well... don't worry. I won't let it happen again.

Abby: Good. Good. 'Cause you know that cute and sexy... and smart... is exactly what's going to make me a star.

Daniel: (Laughs)

Abby: (Laughs)

(Knock on door) (Knock) (Knock)

Meggie: You found him.

Jack: Yeah, lucky me. I had to charter a boat to do it, but I found him.

Meggie: You okay?

Jack: It may take him a minute.

Victor: Please don't speak for me, okay?

Jack: (Breathing heavily)

Victor: Did you tell him where to find me, or what?

Meggie: Well, Shaw just looked so full of himself when he came back, I thought maybe he...

Victor: Thank you for helping me.

Meggie: You look like hell. Let me get you a drink.

Victor: I'd appreciate that. Thank you.

Jack: Scotch. I don't suppose you'll see a doctor.

Victor: No. Wow, man. That shook the hell out of me. (Sighs) Did Nicholas send you here?

Jack: Nicholas wanted to try to come here himself.

Victor: He can't do that. He's out on bail. He can't leave the country.

Jack: Yeah, well, that little legal detail was not gonna get in his way. It took some convincing. It wasn't till I told him I would come in his place that he agreed to this. By the way, Nikki was incredible. She dealt with the pilot that brought you up to Canada, took a number out of his phone. When they called it, Skye Lockhart answered. You were right. She's alive.

Victor: Yeah, she's in Brazil.

Jack: Sao Paulo.

Victor: (Sighs) And where Skye Lockhart is, that's where my son Adam is.

Adam: For all I know, they recorded the call. They traced it. They did what--whatever. Damn it! Who knows how close they are to finding me?

Skye: (Sighs) Calm down. It's a disposable phone. We take out the battery, they'll never get a lock on our location. Quick and painless, just like our deaths.

Adam: Great. That's wonderful. Now what do we do? How do we contact the judge? How do we call him to find out how much we need to pay him for our protection?

Skye: I'll go to him.

Adam: Good. Okay, go. You've gotta do that. I-I have to stay hidden. I-I-I-I can't be seen. I mean, if these people, they find me, I'll be dead, this time for real.

(Camera chimes)

(Water lapping)

Daniel: (Grunts)

(Water splashing)

Abby: (Quietly) Hey, Kent, it's the heiress. Listen, there is some, uh, crazy footage of me that is about to leak. Well, you know, the kind that makes it onto every gossip site in the world. Who is gonna leak it? You are. You remember? I said I had an idea. But listen. No one can ever know this came from me.

Nick: I can't believe Sharon still cares about this freak.

Phyllis: W-we don't know, um, that she necessarily does.

Nick: You saw how messed up she was after that call. And the expression on her face-- Phyllis, I know Sharon.

Phyllis: Do you need a second here? 'Cause, you know, I don't want you to have a stroke over this.

Nick: What, do you think I'm jealous?

Phyllis: Uh, no, I j-- I think you just got confirmation that your brother who framed you for murder is living it up in Brazil. That's what I think.

Nick: Sharon should have more sense than this.

Phyllis: I really don't care about that right now. That's not our issue. Our issue is... getting you cleared f-from these charges, so let's just go--go home and--and try to figure out how we're gonna do that.

Nick: All right, come on.

(Cell phone picks up)

Sharon: Adam?

Recorded voice: The number you have dialed is a nonworking number.

Adam: So you saw the judge?

Skye: "Handsy" little devil.

Adam: Okay, come on. Did he name a price?

Skye: He'll protect us, and it'll only cost us 10 million cold, hard U.S. dollars.

Adam: We better find you a poker game.

Victor: Adam Wilson thinks he got away with it by living in Brazil with a so-called dead friend.

Jack: Leaving a homicide case hanging over Nick's head.

Victor: I'm on the next flight to Sao Paulo. I'm going to deal with him myself.

Jack: I'm comin' with you.

Victor: No. You stay out of this, okay? I don't need your help.

Jack: Adam is not gonna clear Nick if he's dead.

Victor: Do you think I'm gonna kill my son?

Jack: No, because as I said, I'm coming with you.

Victoria: Oh, great. Okay. Well, I'll see you soon then. Okay, bye-bye. All right, now you really have to go.

Billy: Oh, wow. You're just gonna use me and then toss me aside like--like--like--like that? I thought you said I was pretty.

Victoria: Well, you know, you're very lucky that my meeting got pushed back.

Billy: Oh, is that a male meeting?

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Billy: I just need to know if I need to mark my territory, that's all.

Victoria: Your territory?

Billy: Well, I'm just... kidding. Not really. I don't know. Look, just tell me. If you're hot for this guy, then I'll take off. I'll never darken your doorstep again.

Victoria: (Sighs) Oh, yeah, I am so hot for him. The way he talks market shares and price points just... ooh. God. It's so steamy, so dreamy.

Billy: (Growls) Is he the one who gave you that present? (Clears throat)

Victoria: I think that there is probably more to me than you know.

Billy: Well, cool. Then I should probably chaperone.

Victoria: Bye.

Billy: I could play geisha. I could serve you guys tea. I could make you--

Victoria: Still bye.

Billy: I look good in makeup and hair, and if he tries to touch you, then I could just-- I could put the smack on him. (Chuckles) Oh, Ashley.

Ashley: Billy?

Victoria: Mr. McCall.

Tucker: Well, isn't this a nice surprise?

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Billy: Mm-hmm.

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Daniel: (Chuckles)

Abby: (Chuckles)

Phyllis: (Clears throat)

Nikki: (Clears throat)

Phyllis: Morning.

Daniel: What's the big deal?

Phyllis: You'll find out what the big deal is if Victor finds out about this.

Tucker: The Newmans are up to no good. Are you in or out?

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