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Episode # 9399 ~ About Last Night

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Phyllis: Sharon asked Michael to pull the records of Adam's cell phone. Um, we're pretty sure he called the real killer the night he was murdered.

Nick: Looks like you and Sharon are becoming quite the team.

Phyllis: Yeah, don't-- that's-- don't get used to that. We're--we're just doing that to prove your innocence

Victor: Hi, son.

Nick: Hey, Dad.

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Victor: Phyllis. Colleen said you wanted to see me.

Nick: Yeah, I, uh, got the paperwork for the Zanbar-Alloy merger. That needs to be filed by Friday.

Victor: (Sighs) You did this while you were in here?

Nick: Yeah, there's no phones, no one lookin' over my shoulder. It's amazing what you can get done when you're out of the real world.

Victoria: (Groans) (Sighs)

Billy: I think my head's gonna explode.

Victoria: Yeah, I think mine already did. (Groans) Where are we?

Billy: I don't know, but the bed is swinging.

Victoria: (Sighs) I thought that was the room.

Billy: Mnh-mnh.

Victoria: Could you please make it stop?

Billy: (Groans) Fine. Fine. Oh, man.

Victoria: (Moans) (Sighs)

Billy: (Groans)

Victoria: Okay, I think we landed.

Billy: Yeah. Yeah.

Victoria: (Exhales)

Billy: (Groans)

Victoria: Billy?

Billy: Yeah?

Victoria: I think we were together last night.

Billy: Yeah, we were, um, mm-hmm, right--right-- right here.

Victoria: No, I-I don't mean here. (Sighs) I mean on the beach with some Jamaicans and a lot of rum.

Billy: (Moans) I remember the rum.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: I remember the rum, and I remember the limbo bar.

Victoria: Uh, wa... (Sighs) Was that before or after the dancing?

Billy: That was after the dancing, before we got married.

Victoria: Right. We drank, and we danced. We drank, and we did the limbo, and we drank, and we got married. (Gasps)

Together: We got married?!

(Knock on door)

Victoria: I would never marry you. There's just no way.

Billy: Yeah, well, I wouldn't marry you, either, okay?

Victoria: I--

Billy: So obviously this is just some weird mistake. This is not--it didn't happen.

Victoria: Yeah, apparently. Yes, I'm sure it's just the hangover...

Billy: It's definitely the hangover.

Victoria: Messing with our heads or some... something like that. (Sighs)

Billy: Coming.

Victoria: Oh.

Victoria: What does it say?

Billy: It says... (Sighs) "Congratulations, newlyweds. From your smokin' Jamaican buddies."

Victoria: Oh, my God. We are married.

Billy: Yep. (Sobs)

Devon: Wow. These are awesome, man.

Malcolm: (Chuckles)

Devon: They, uh, it's gotta be so cool doin' what you love to do.

Malcolm: (Sighs) It is.

Devon: (Chuckles)

Malcolm: What about you? You ready to take the plunge into the unpredictable world of an artist?

Devon: Yeah. Yeah, and ditch, uh, textbooks and classes and finals? Absolutely. I'm cool with that.

Malcolm: Yeah, well, in a few weeks, you're gonna have a college diploma.

Devon: Yeah.

Malcolm: You should be really proud of that.

Devon: No, I am. I am. It's just... I feel a little guilty being happy about anything when Lily's going through what she is.

Malcolm: Yeah. (Sighs) She, um, she tell you the latest?

Devon: About the clinical trial? About gettin' stem cells from the twins' amniotic fluid?

Malcolm: I just can't believe she flat-out turned it down, and it's possibly her only chance to save her life.

Devon: Well, you know, it--it could also put her kids' lives at risk. It's a hell of a choice to have to make. And I gotta tell you that you and Neil did not make it any easier going at each other about it. It really upset Lily.

Malcolm: I mean... (Sighs) What can I say? I should have chilled. But, um, I mean, your dad just has a way of gettin' to me, man. I mean, he...

Devon: (Chuckles)

Malcolm: He thinks he knows what's best for everybody.

Devon: Yeah, he can-- he can be like that. That's why I'm dreading this meeting with him.

Malcolm: Oh, man, come on now. You're about to graduate.

Devon: (Chuckles)

Malcolm: He'll be just as proud of you as I am.

Devon: Oh, yeah? Not when he finds out that I turned down a job from a big firm in New York.

Malcolm: That could set off some fireworks.

Devon: Mm-hmm.

Malcolm: (Laughs)

Devon: Yeah, you think? It's just... I don't know. I just know that I can't focus on my music while sittin' behind a desk all day.

Malcolm: Yeah, you're preachin' to the choir.

Devon: Yeah, see, and I knew you would understand. That's why I wanted you to help me talk to Neil about it and get him to understand why I didn't take the job.

Malcolm: I don't know about that one, man. I'm the last person you want on your side when it comes to Neil.

Neil: Why can't I make that cancer disappear so she doesn't have to choose between her life and her babies', you know what I'm sayin'?

Tucker: Excuse me. Ashley, Neil.

Ashley: Hello, Tucker.

Tucker: I'm sorry to interrupt, but, Ashley, I have to know if you're going to accept my offer to be C.E.O. of Jabot.

Ashley: I'll let you know by the end of the day.

Tucker: All right, I'll be waiting.

Neil: You hadn't said anything. I figured you turned him down.

Ashley: Yeah, well, I wanted to talk to Jack first, but I haven't had a chance with this whole Emily situation.

Neil: Yeah?

Ashley: Uh-huh.

Neil: How's he doing?

Ashley: Not well.

Neil: I imagine Tucker cutting him out of Jabot isn't gonna help.

Ashley: I know. It's not good.

Neil: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Speak of the devil. Here comes your brother right now. (Clears throat)

Jack: I hope I'm not interrupting. You two seem to be in pretty serious conversation.

Neil: Oh, not at all, Jack.

Ashley: Have a seat.

Jack: Thanks.

Ashley: Um... actually, I need to talk with you about something. It's business. Are you up for that?

Jack: Yeah, I could use the distraction.

Neil: Well, listen, I know when it's my cue to leave. Um, I'll see you in a little bit, okay? Jack.

Jack: Yeah. So... what's going on?

Ashley: Tucker made me an offer.

Jack: I hope you told him to stick it.

Ashley: He wants to make me C.E.O. of Jabot.

Jack: Wow.

Ashley: Yeah. Now what do you have to say? (Chuckles)

Jack: Take it.

Ashley: Well, I want to.

Jack: This is a chance to regain control of our family company, Ash... unless there's something you're not telling me here.

Victor: Son, this is the last thing I want you to deal with while you're in here.

Nick: Dad, I got a lot of projects pending.

Victor: You have more important things to deal with.

Nick: Look, I can't just sit around here and do nothing. I'll go crazy.

Victor: Son, I want you to build a strong defense along with Michael Baldwin. That's more important right now than this.

Phyllis: Exactly. That's why Sharon and I have put our differences aside to help you.

Victor: You and Sharon?

Nick: Yeah, I mean, if they can work together, anything's possible, right?

Phyllis: (Chuckles)

Victor: Yeah, anything will be possible. That's what I'm afraid of. There's an animosity, a palpable animosity, between you and Sharon. So don't you think that will lead to greater harm against Nicholas than good?

Phyllis: No, I don't think so.

Victor: Really?

Phyllis: And by the way, Sharon and I haven't begun to do the kind of damage you have in the past.

Victor: You stay out of his business if you love him as much as you say you do.

Victoria: Okay, where is my shoe? I need it. Where is my shoe? (Sighs) Have you seen it? Because I haven't. Where is it?

Billy: Um... (Sighs) Is that it?

Victoria: Yes. (Sighs)

Billy: Sorry. Everything's a little, um... (Clears throat) Fuzzy.

Victoria: This whole situation is... fuzzy. (Sighs)

Billy: Yeah, well, wait till my colleagues get a hold of this story. Then it's gonna be really fuzzy.

Victoria: What are we gonna do?

Billy: Um, well, we could pick out china patterns.

Victoria: Has the gravity of the situation sunken into your rum-soaked brain? We are married, okay? We're together for the rest of our lives, till death do us part.

Billy: That's scary.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: Mm-hmm. That's scary.

Victoria: You're obviously not gonna take this seriously.

Billy: Okay, seriously, what do you want me to do?

Victoria: Well, we can't stay married. I mean, that would be... crazy.

Billy: Yeah, it would. It would be crazy, but I... oh, never mind.

Victoria: No, what were you gonna say? What were you gonna say? But, what?

Billy: But... (Sighs) Okay, we might have been in a slightly altered state last night, but... okay, we were ham-hocked, smushed, blotto. We were tanked. We were out-of-our-minds drunk. But we did look into each other's very glassy eyes and promise to do the limbo together for the rest of our lives, so... that has to say something, right?

Victoria: That was a really nice speech.

Billy: Thank you.

Victoria: But I just have one question for you. Do you love me, Billy? Good. 'Cause I sure as hell don't love you.

Billy: I... (Sighs)

Phyllis: No, I'll come pick them up. Yeah, thank you very much.

Victor: The forensics specialist that I contacted has flown in from Washington D.C. She's taking a closer look at the evidence, all right?

Phyllis: By the way, Victor, I'm not gonna stay out of this. My husband's life is on the line.

Nick: Okay, I'm gonna need help from both of you, okay? So please just, Dad, can you keep Phyllis informed, and she will do the same, all right?

Phyllis: Absolutely.

Victor: Victoria will take care of your workload while you're in here, and, uh, you try to build up your defense, okay?

Nick: Oh, Dad, Vick's got enough on her plate right now.

Victor: She is more than capable of handling it, okay?

Nick: Dad, I don't want my problem to cause more stress for her. She's gotten a divorce. I mean, she's fighting for custody of her kid.

Victor: She's a Newman. You take care of your stuff in here. You focus on your defense. She will handle your business during your absence. You got that?

Phyllis: Oh... oh. Listen, if he weren't your father...

Nick: Let's just be glad that he is on our side, okay?

Malcolm: (Sighs) I mean, look, I-I completely support your dreams, your goals, your dedication to your music.

Devon: But you're not gonna talk to Neil, right?

Malcolm: I mean, look. Neil and I are brothers, but we're definitely not "Brothers."

Devon: Yeah?

Malcolm: Not like you and me. I mean, we look into the wind instead of-- instead of allowing it to blow us where it thinks we ought to go.

Devon: Yeah, you know? That's... that's why I, you know, like talkin'-- that's why I like hangin' out with you, 'cause you get me in a way that Neil doesn't, you know what I mean?

Malcolm: Hey, man, I've been where you are. People down on you for following your dreams when you're just trying to figure out how to pay the rent.

Devon: Yeah, I've been thinking about that a lot, too.

Malcolm: Yeah, well, I might be able to help you out with that. I actually know a guy who really believes in supporting young artists, and he happens to be looking for an assistant.

Devon: Really?

Malcolm: Yep.

Devon: Well, where do I sign? Who is this guy?

Malcolm: Me.

Devon: (Chuckles)

Neil: Yeah, I'll be in around 11:00. Okay, thanks.

Tucker: Neil.

Neil: Yep.

Tucker: I have some business that, uh, requires your attention.

Neil: Just send it to Shari. I-I'll take care of it.

Tucker: Well, it's a Jabot contract. I want you to go over it, make sure we're covered with the S.E.C. I don't need any more trouble with them.

Neil: Well, legal can handle that.

Tucker: Well, I want you to handle it.

Neil: I'm a senior vice president. Don't you have an army of attorneys to review contracts?

Tucker: And you don't have an issue with me purchasing Jabot?

Neil: I gotta tell you, I am curious why you're so insistent to make Ashley C.E.O. of Jabot. Why would you buy a company, then turn it over to someone to run? It begs the question, what are you up to?

Tucker: You so sure I'm up to something?

Neil: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I am. I am sure, Tucker, very sure. I just don't want to see Ashley get hurt.

Tucker: What makes you think I'd hurt Ashley?

Neil: Maybe the way you treated your own mother.

Ashley: Thank you.

Jack: I don't care what kind of conditions Tucker put on the deal. This is a chance to get family control of Dad's company back.

Ashley: It's not that simple, Jack.

Jack: I know that. You'll be running things. I can live with that. Billy can live with that, too. Hell, I'll bet you he will ditch "Restless Style" as soon as he hears about it.

Ashley: I don't--I don't-- I don't want Billy to ditch "Restless Style."

Jack: Okay, you're right. We--we don't bring him on board until we sort things out. Listen, we don't have long before we launch the fall line. You're gonna have to deal with the lab, make all the decisions there. I can do P.R.

Ashley: Jack. Jack. Jack. We can't--we can't work together on this one.

Jack: What are you talking about?

Ashley: The contract stipulates that no other Abbott besides me can work at Jabot, including you.

Victoria: Uh, hi. Yes. Uh, this is--this is Mrs. Newman in bungalow four. Um, I need, uh, I need an attorney for an annulment as soon as possible. It--it's--yes. Oh, thank you. Thank you. (Sighs)

Billy: Getting legal advice. That's very practical.

Victoria: Well, one of us has to be.

Billy: Really? Really? I mean, is--is-- is it because being impractical just scares the hell out of you? Is that what it is?

Victoria: No. It's because that's what grown-ups do, okay? They don't romanticize a drunken wedding on the beach or think that for more than one second it could be anything more than a huge mistake, and this grown-up realizes that she was upset and she was sad and she--she did something incredibly stupid. (Sighs)

Billy: Is that what last night was to you? Really?

Victoria: I was, um, grieving the loss of my family, and I allowed myself to become vulnerable.

Billy: You know what? Shut up. That's not true, because there was no grieving last night, okay? There was no sadness.

Victoria: How would you know?

Billy: Because I was there, okay? I was there, and you were laughing. You were having fun. You were neh-ked. It was a good time.

Victoria: I was drunk.

Billy: Yeah, you were drunk. I was drunk. We were drinking. But it wasn't the booze, okay? I mean, come on. You were alive last night. You were alive... (Chuckles) And you were beautiful, and I had so much fun with you, and neither one of us wanted it to end. It's not wrong. It was fun. It was good.

Victoria: You know what? You're really good with words. But you still haven't answered my question. Are you in love with me?

Billy: I'm in definite like. I'm here. And I'm interested, so is love really a deal breaker?

Tucker: You’ve sure spoke your mind since I took over at Chancellor. You've shown that you're not afraid to voice your opinions, and I like that.

Neil: That's not gonna change.

Tucker: But I get the feeling that you're--you're testing me, seeing how far you can push me.

Neil: Tucker, I'm just doing my job.

Tucker: I can't argue that you do that well.

Neil: So then what's the problem?

Tucker: I have to wonder, are you constantly pushing the envelope because you want to do good work, or because you're pissed off? Now if it's the latter, maybe it's time for you to move on.

Jack: All right, this is how Tucker McCall pays me back for helping Katherine.

Ashley: This isn't payback, Jack.

Jack: Oh, come on. You're not that naive.

Ashley: He thinks you let your emotions influence your business decisions.

Jack: What is that? A joke? He hasn't made one business decision since he came to this town that wasn't dictated by his emotions.

Ashley: (Clears throat)

Jack: This is all about him sticking it to me.

Ashley: Is it always about you? It's just always about you. If you could stop thinking about yourself for one second, you might realize that I am actually the perfect person for this job.

Jack: Now look, look. I have to make a phone call. Give me a few minutes.

Ashley: (Scoffs)

Jack: Don't make any decisions till you've talked to me again, okay?

Ashley: I'm not changing my mind.

Jack: (Sighs)

Ashley: (Sighs)

Victoria: So you don't think that getting married was a bad idea, and yet, you can't say that you love me.

Billy: Well, you haven't said it, either, so...

Victoria: Oh, don't try to turn this around on me.

Billy: Well, fair is fair. How do you feel about me? (Chuckles)

(Cell phones ring)

Billy: Really? (Ring) (Growls) (Ring)

Victoria: Dad. (Sighs) Hi.

Victor: You all right?

Victoria: Yeah, I'm fine. Um, what do you want?

Victor: I want to talk to you about Nicholas. He's worried about the workload he left behind, and I'd like you to take care of it.

Victoria: Uh... (Sighs) That's fine.

Victor: Okay. Can you come to my office after work? We'll deal with the projects that he has left undone.

Victoria: Tonight?

Victor: Yeah. Is that all right?

Victoria: Uh... I'm in Jamaica.

Victor: What do you mean, "In Jamaica"?

Victoria: (Sighs) Just... I needed to, um, just... I needed to get away.

Victor: Can you come home right away?

Jack: Tucker McCall has offered Ashley a chance to head up Jabot with one caveat-- you and I can't be involved.

Billy: That's not really a problem, Jack.

Jack: Maybe you didn't hear me. He made her an offer to run Jabot alone.

Billy: So let her.

Jack: He could be setting her up for a fall. I need you to talk to her. Tell her about this guy.

Billy: Yo, look, you're the big brother.

Jack: She won't listen to me right now. She thinks I'm jealous.

Billy: Aren't you?

Jack: Meet me later. We can talk her into this together.

Billy: Later? As in today?

Jack: Yeah, she has to make a decision by the end of the day.

Billy: I have a bit of a logistical problem. I'm in Jamaica!

Jack: Jamaica?

Victoria: Billy, I have to get--

Jack: Okay, I won't ask what you're doing in Jamaica or who you're doing it with.

Billy: Yeah, that's probably best.

Jack: But I need your help. Can you come home?

Billy: Okay, I'll be there tonight.

Together: I've gotta get back to Genoa City.

Billy: We're like an old married couple already.

Victoria: (Sighs) Oh, God, I forgot. Oh, we're married.

Billy: Yep, and I'm wounded.

Victoria: (Groans) We have to get an annulment as soon as we get back.

Billy: I'm gonna put it on my to-do list.

Victoria: Good. Put it at the top.

Nick: I really hope you and Dad can work together on this. I'm gonna need you.

Man: Hey, man, aren't you Nick Newman?

Nick: Yeah.

Man: Yeah, I read about your case, man. Hey, good luck.

Nick: Thank you.

Phyllis: That's random and weird.

Nick: There's a lot of weird people in here.

Phyllis: All the more reason to get you out of here. And we're gonna do it, even if it kills me, and it may. I'm gonna work with your father and Sharon 24/7 to find out who Adam's real murderer is.

Neil: I came to work at Chancellor because Katherine valued me in a way that Victor never did. I had a voice in the way the company was run.

Tucker: Then I came into the picture.

Neil: I guess I have been testing the waters, pissing you off in the process.

Tucker: Would you say that's, um, an added bonus, or an unintended byproduct?

Neil: Maybe a little of both. I have no intention of moving on, Tucker. You want to fire me, that's--that's your prerogative. I'm not walking away from the best job I've ever had.

Tucker: I'm glad to hear it. I want you at Chancellor. And I want you to keep speaking your mind.

Neil: Good. One more thing-- if Ashley takes you up on your offer to be C.E.O. of Jabot, I'm gonna make sure you keep your word and let her run the company her way.

Jack: Listen, can your decision wait till tonight? Uh, Billy would like to talk to you about this whole thing.

Ashley: Talk me out of taking it, you mean.

Jack: Ashley--

Ashley: You asked me for a few minutes, and I gave you a few minutes. I'm accepting Tucker McCall's offer. And why the hell shouldn't I? After the year I've had, don't you think I deserve it?

Jack: Yeah, of course you do. It ju... (Sighs) I don't want to see you get hurt.

Ashley: I've lost my home. I lost my husband. I lost my baby girl, and I'm still standing, Jack.

Jack: You know no one believes in you like I do. It's just Tucker McCall is...

Ashley: What? A calculating, controlling, powerful business man? I know all about men like that. I was married to Victor, Jack, not to mention I have you as a brother.

Jack: Thanks, I think.

Ashley: (Laughs) Look, maybe you're right. Maybe Tucker wants to get you out of Jabot. He wants to keep you out of there because he wants payback. Who cares? The point is our father's company is gonna be back in Abbott hands.

Jack: I know, and that's terrific. It's...

Ashley: I know you're disappointed. Maybe this will give you a chance to refocus on something other than Jabot.

Jack: I've been thinking for the last few days, if I wasn't so obsessed with getting Jabot back, would I have realized what was going on with Emily?

Ashley: I really need this, Jack. I really do. And who's to say? Maybe after some time, Tucker will realize that you should be working with me after all.

Jack: You're right. This is your moment. Make me one promise? That you'll be careful.

Neil: Hey, there he is.

Devon: Hey.

Neil: My son, the future college graduate. What's up, Buddy?

Devon: (Chuckles) How you doin', man?

Neil: Good.

Malcolm: You, uh, you talk to Lily lately?

Neil: I'm not discussing my daughter with you.

Malcolm: Look, man--

Neil: No, you look. You refuse to tell us why you're back in Genoa City, right? So until you say anything different, I got nothing to say to you about anything. So, my man, how you doin'? Everything good?

Devon: Yeah. Yeah.

Malcolm: All right, Devon, I'll holler at you.

Devon: Okay. You and him-- you guys can't work stuff out?

Neil: The only thing I'm interested in working out next is what you're gonna be doing with your life.

Devon: Okay, fine.

Neil: Now I understand that, uh, you want to pursue your music after you graduate. I completely approve of that and support you, but you're still gonna need some income.

Devon: I know that.

Neil: There are some entry-level positions at Chancellor.

Devon: Well, you know, I already have a job.

Neil: Yeah?

Devon: Yeah.

Neil: Oh, what? So did you get a-an offer from a big firm? Which one?

Devon: Uh, it was Townsend Communications in New York, but, uh--

Neil: Yes! Yes!

Devon: Yeah.

Neil: The media conglomerate, yeah.

Devon: That's right.

Neil: So that's great.

Devon: I didn't take that job, though.

Neil: But you said you had a job.

Devon: I do. I'm workin' for Malcolm.

Billy: Could I get a scotch, please? And for my wife...

Victoria: (Sighs) Anything... and arsenic.

Billy: Just the scotch, thank you. Really? Being married to me is that bad?

Victoria: (Sighs) It's not being married, Billy. (Sighs) It's you.

Billy: Oh, well, I, um, feel so much better now. Thank you.

Victoria: (Sighs) You don't get it, do you?

Billy: Mnh-mnh. No, I don't.

Victoria: The last six months of my life, J.T. has made me feel like a rotten person, a rotten mother, a rotten wife from a rotten family. And last night, I-I felt good, and I was okay. That was because of you.

Billy: I am pretty amazing.

Victoria: (Scoffs) You shouldn't let it go to your head.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: I'm still not in love with you.

Billy: Oh, maybe not, but you are definitely in moderate to very, very strong like.

Victoria: I have a little boy, you know? And I love him very much, and I have to think of him.

Billy: That's fine. Reed's not our problem. Daddy is.

Victoria: My dad? My dad does not control my life.

Billy: Oh, please. And Jack doesn't try to control mine. You are a Newman, Victoria, and I'm an Abbott, and we know what that means.

Victoria: Don't try to turn this into some Shakespearean tragedy, okay?

Billy: Okay, well, you tell that to Victor, and you tell that to Jack.

Jack: Victor, how's our boy Nicholas?

Victor: Jack, he's holding up. He's my son, after all.

Jack: Well, in spite of that, he's turned into a pretty good guy.

Victor: Mm. Jack, you have no idea what it's like to be a father, do you? (Sighs) The women in your life had the good sense to raise your children without you.

Jack: Actually, I had a hand in raising one of your children. And the way I see it, most of Nick's good qualities are the result of that.

Victor: (Laughs) You make me laugh sometimes, Jack. The only guy you had an influence over was your useless brother. Look how that turned out.

Jack: Well, I must have done something right. He's obviously gotten under your skin.

Victor: He's a nut. He's a nuisance. And if the mood touches me, I will squash him like a bug.

Jack: You don't change, do you?

Victor: Why the hell would I change, Jack? I like myself. I don't give a damn what anyone thinks about me. But you tell that useless boy brother of yours to stay away from my daughter. Otherwise, something will happen.

Billy: (Whispers) Hey. Hey, wake up.

Victoria: (Moans) (Sighs)

Billy: (Normal voice) We're about to land.

Victoria: (Sighs) I dreamt that we were on a beach in Jamaica and we got married. Oh, please tell me that's all that it was. (Sighs)

Billy: Mm. Sorry, Buddy.

Victoria: (Sighs) I haven't even been divorced 24 hours. (Sighs) I'm in the middle of a custody battle, and I end up on a beach drunk and married... to you.

Billy: (Chuckles) I'll try not to take that personally. (Laughs)

Victoria: Okay, let's make our first deal and our last as a married couple. We get back, we get an annulment, and we never tell another living soul that this happened.

Billy: You know, when a husband does something for his wife, he usually gets something in return.

Victoria: You get to keep your single status as a playboy.

Billy: (Sighs) Okay, deal. Now buckle up, Mrs. Abbott.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: (Laughs) Okay, I definitely don't want to be married to you now. You're so violent.

Ashley: Yes.

Tucker: You accept my offer with the conditions?

Ashley: I can't turn down an opportunity to make my father proud.

Tucker: I have no doubt you will.

Ashley: Yeah. I'm gonna turn Jabot Cosmetics back into the company my father always wanted it to be.

Neil: Working for Malcolm? Not a good idea.

Devon: All right, look, you and Malcolm have issues, all right?

Neil: Mm, forget that. He just got back to town. He's working in a business that--that's no more stable than the one you're trying to get into. You can't count on him.

Devon: Well, listen to me. Working in an office is out, all right? The hours, the whole corporate world, it's not--it's not me.

Neil: Okay, I understand that. So here's what you do-- get a job at my place, Indigo. You can bartend there.

Devon: And what happens when I book a night gig?

Neil: What happens when Malcolm bails on you?

Devon: I'll deal with it.

Neil: Son, working with Malcolm is only going to cause you trouble. Trust me.

Devon: I do trust you. But I think that it's time I make up my own mind about Malcolm.

Malcolm: (Sighs) (Sighs) Got your text. I thought I made it clear that I was done working for you.

Tucker: I'll tell you when you're done.

Malcolm: Don't threaten me.

Tucker: I think you've forgotten this isn't about just you.

Malcolm: (Sighs)

Phyllis: You know what Summer misses the most? You tucking her in, the song you sing to her.

Nick: Yeah. Well, you know what? Let's do it.

Phyllis: Do what?

Nick: Why don't you hold up your phone, and we'll make a video.

Phyllis: Okay.

Nick: Hi, Summer, it's Daddy, and it's time for you to go night-night.

Phyllis: (Chuckles)

Nick: So I want you to close your eyes and have sweet dreams, okay? Beautiful dreamer wake unto me starlight and dewdrops are waiting for me beautiful dreamer queen of my song list while I woo thee with sweet melody Daddy loves you, Summer. I miss you.

Victor: Well, if it isn't Jack Abbott.

Jack: What, are you stalking me?

Victor: Don't flatter yourself, okay?

Jack: Victor Newman picking someone up at the airport. Tell me your driver's sick.

Victor: I took my horse. How's that?

Jack: You know, your driver could have loaned you one of those cards, put your passenger's name on it.

Billy: (Laughs) Hey, Jack.

Victoria: Dad.

Billy: And you-- and you thought our day couldn't get worse.

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Victor: Did I raise you for you to end up with this obnoxious punk?

Jack: This is Victor Newman. You mess with his family, I promise you, you're going to pay for it.

Kevin: Jana, we're gonna get through this. It's just gonna take some time.

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