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Episode # 9398 ~ A Romantic Vacation

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Patty: Are we going to the lake? And you'll be there, too?

Paul: (Sighs) No, Sweetheart, we're not-- we're not going to the lake. (Sighs) You are going to a hospital where they are going to keep you very safe.

Patty: That's good. It's good to go. I don't like it here.

Paul: I know you don’t. Listen, um, I'm gonna go find out when we can get out of here, okay?

Patty: Thank you, Pauly. Thank you very much.

Paul: You're welcome.

Patty: "Mother, may I go to swim? Yes, my darling daughter. Just fold your clothes up neat and trim, but don't go near the water."

Patty: (Humming)

Paul: (Sighs)

Chance: Paul, how's she doing?

Paul: (Sighs) I told her she would be safe.

Chance: She will be.

Paul: In a maximum security psych facility for the criminally insane? Yeah, I would think so.

Chance: Paul, they're gonna give her the help that she needs, okay?

Paul: Yeah, I'm gonna go find out when transport's coming, and, um, work out the arrangements with corrections. I'll, uh, see--

Chance: That might not happen right away.

Paul: Oh, really? Why is that?

Chance: I talked to Patty about what happened with Adam in the hospital room right before he escaped. But that's when she was still pretending to be Emily. Paul, I knew there were holes in her story. There were things that were not making sense. And now there's so many things that we don't even know.

Paul: What is it exactly you think Patty did for him?

Chance: Well, that's what we would find out if someone she trusts would just go in there and ask her what happened.

Paul: Ask her what? Don't dance around it, Chance. Are you telling me my sister is a murder suspect?

Chance: Paul, calm down, all right? I'm just looking for answers. That's it.

Paul: Okay, if I thought Patty could clear Nick, I would go in there this minute, but she is broken. Michael, Sharon, Phyllis, they all tried to get it out of her, and it was a disaster.

Chance: What'd she say to 'em?

Paul: She said that Adam offered to help her with Jack, and that's all she cares about.

Chance: What was she gonna give Adam in return? See, Paul, these are things that we need to know. These are things that you could possibly find out for us.

Paul: You know what, Pal? If you think I'm gonna go in and pressure her after everything she's been through... I'm sorry, I can't help you.

Chance: Paul, I--

Heather: I-I heard that Aunt Patty's being transferred.

Paul: I'm gonna go check on the arrangements.

Chance: Paul--

Paul: Look, she has been damaged enough. I'm not gonna add to it. You got that?

Chance: (Sighs)

Sharon: We think Patty was the one who helped Adam escape from the hospital.

Phyllis: Yeah, in fact, she may have killed Adam herself.

Sharon: And we talked to her.

Phyllis: Yeah. Paul wasn't very pleased.

Lauren: That's because he's very protective, and he loves his sister.

Sharon: Mm-hmm.

Lauren: I mean, do you want me to talk to him?

Phyllis: We actually want you to talk to her--Patty.

Lauren: Me?

Phyllis: Yeah. You two have a connection. Listen, um, when--when, uh, Sarah was being you, Michael was worried, and he suggested that she go see a psychiatrist, Emily.

Sharon: Lauren, they made a deal. Sarah was supposed to kill Phyllis for Patty.

Phyllis: Right, and Patty was supposed to kill Michael for Sarah.

Lauren: Ryder told me that you and Michael were gonna die, but, I mean, Patty and Sarah? I, uh, okay, just... I just need a minute.

Sharon: Of course. Um, this is a lot to digest. But, Lauren, w-we don't really have a lot of time. Patty's being transferred to a facility, and once she gets there, we don't know how much information we're gonna be able to get out of her then.

Lauren: (Sighs)

Phyllis: Listen... (Sighs) Patty doesn't know that Sarah's dead. She doesn't know that, so... if--if she thinks she's talking to Sarah, you, she may tell her things that she wouldn't tell anybody else.

Lauren: So I guess Sarah needs to pay a visit to Patty.

Chloe: Well, hello. You just missed my grand entrance, and I must say, I look pretty fabulous. Well, yeah, I know Patty is a party and a half, but I swear, I'm more fun. I promise. Yeah. No, right. Workaholics unite. Okay, I'll see you a little later. Okay, yeah. Later. Okay, bye. (Sighs)

Mac: Reed playing in his room?

J.T.: Yeah, uh, action figures. And don't you dare call them "Dolls." Don't do it.

Mac: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.

J.T.: (Chuckles)

Mac: You, um, you sounded really relieved after the custody hearing.

J.T.: Yeah. Yeah, you know, Victor tries to manipulate everything and everyone, but Reed is still with me.

Mac: And that's what matters.

J.T.: Yeah, but waiting in the mailbox when I got home were final divorce papers.

Mac: I'm sorry. I know it wasn't-- it's not a surprise, but it can't be easy.

J.T.: I wanted it. She wanted it. But, yeah, it's not fun. How are you doing?

Mac: Oh, um, Lily... Cane... stem cell treatment... babies.

J.T.: (Chuckles)

Mac: Uh, you know, let-- why don't we... why don't we forget about the problems and escape for the night?

J.T.: Really? Yeah?

Mac: Yeah.

J.T.: Well, it would be great if it were that easy.

Victoria: Oh...

Billy: Yeah! Party down, woman. We are in Jamaica in no time flat.

Victoria: Yeah, I am aware of that.

Billy: Oh, come on. How are you not loving this?

Victoria: Well, I do. (Sighs) I love it. I love it. I love it so much, I-I got it in writing. (Chuckles)

Billy: Yeah, you're just trying to get me to look at your, um... (Clears throat)

Victoria: Can we see our room?

Billy: Oh, the room. Sure, you mean the bed. You want to see the bed. I know--

Victoria: Would you grow up? I do not want to see the bed.

Billy: Oh, you don't want to see the bed? Yeah, well, whatever you say.

Victoria: No, there--there-- there isn't a bed.

Billy: All right, sweet. It's got that real Jamaican flavor. (Chuckles)

Victoria: Oh, God. This is such a mistake. (Sighs) All right, so, um, we got on a plane, um, a pla-- we got on a plane with no luggage and no plans and, uh, and nobody knows where we are, which is pretty much nowhere. (Sighs)

Billy: Or Jamaica.

Victoria: At a place that... that, uh, that has not-- not a bed or anything like that.

Billy: Okay, come on. (Chuckles) Come on.

Victoria: (Exhales)

Billy: How can you not love this place? It's fantastic.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: There are no phones. There's no cable. There's no bed. Who cares?

Victoria: Oh! Oh! A lizard! Aah!

Billy: It-- hey, come on. You--the-- you pay extra for that. That's a--that's a love lizard. There's probably a-a little lizard wrangler out there...

Victoria: Uh...

Billy: Who lets them loose in times of romance to set the mood.

Victoria: I can't do this. (Sighs)

Billy: All right, "Debbie Downer," turn around. Come here. Take a look out this window. Come on. Now you see out there? This is what we call an ocean view. See the moon is shimmering off the water? And--and the surf is crashing. And Mr. Lizard over here, well, he's lizard-ing.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: This is paradise.

Victoria: Do--wait.

(Steel drum music playing)

Victoria: Do you hear drums?

Billy: Yeah, I hear drums. Steel drums out in the distance, because everything is aery.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: And the island is singing to you like a siren.

Victoria: (Sighs) You know why sirens sing, don't you? To lure sailors to the rocks where they starve to death, and their bones bleach in the blistering sun.

Billy: That's a nice alliteration.

Victoria: Would you look at me? Look at me. I'm--I'm all blingy. If you knew me at all, you'd know that I'm-- I'm not blingy at all.

Billy: That "Look at my chest" trick didn't work the first time.

Victoria: Stop that.

Billy: Come on. What do you want to do, huh? Do you want to get back on the plane? Do you want to go home back to real problems? Do you? Because I don’t. I want to stay here. I want to be here with you where it's fun. (Chuckles) Come on. You deserve this. We deserve this.

Victoria: I am not getting in that thing.

Billy: (Clears throat) Fine. Baby steps. First, we get a little sand between those toes, and then we'll just see where it takes us, okay? (Laughs)

J.T.: All right, "Wild man," how would you like to stay up past your bedtime?

Reed: For real?

J.T.: For real. We're gonna go for dinner, a drive, and if we have to stop for ice cream, then we'll just suffer through it, all right? So go grab your sweater and your favorite buddy to hang out with.

Mac: Animal or action figure?

Reed: Animal.

J.T.: All right. Go get him.

Mac: It's good for him to get out.

J.T.: (Sighs)

Mac: And for you to get out.

J.T.: Well, you want me to grab my favorite animal?

Mac: (Laughs) No. But I can think of an old friend that you might want to bring along. When was the last time you took out the G.T.O.?

J.T.: Oh, that old thing? Uh, it's a 2-door.

Mac: So? It has a back seat and room for Reed's booster seat. Come on.

J.T.: All right. You, me and Mac are going for a drive. We're gonna hit the road.

Phyllis: So Patty doesn't know that Sarah is dead.

Sharon: So if Lauren goes in there and pretends that she's Sarah--

Phyllis: Right, she may divulge some secrets to Sarah.

Heather: Fooling a deranged woman into possibly incriminating herself more? That's my aunt in there. And she doesn't even know where she is, much less what she's saying. Her attorney isn't here. My father is dealing with her transport. But if I were still with the D.A.'s office, I would say it's-- it's worth a shot.

Chance: Well, then, uh, I don't think it matters if we all say yes if, uh, if you're not up for it.

Sharon: Are you ready to go in there?

Lauren: To deal with the woman who plotted my husband's murder? (Sighs) Look, if it'll help Nick, I'll do it, okay? All right, I'm ready.

Chance: All right.

Sharon: Okay.

Chance: Here we go.

Chance: Patty? You have a visitor.

Patty: Leaving soon. Leaving soon. Leaving soon. Leaving... Nurse Sarah? What are you doing here?

Lauren: I'm here, Patty, because you've been a very bad girl.

Billy: Oh, cue the drums.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: I love this place.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: Come on, let's go.

Victoria: Oh.

Billy: (Growls)

(Steel drum music continues)

Victoria: Oh.

Billy: (Claps hands) You like this?

Victoria: Yeah. Yeah.

Billy: (Chuckles) Man. Hey.

Woman: Hello.

Billy: Hi.

Victoria: Hi. Uh, we're sorry. We didn't, uh, we didn't mean to crash your party.

Man: No, it's our wedding, man.

Billy: Oh, congratulations.

Victoria: Oh, wow. Oh, God.

Billy: That's--that's great.

Victoria: We didn't mean to crash your wedding. Um, we're gonna go.

Billy: Whoa. Whoa--

Woman: Oh, you can't go.

Victoria: What? We can't?

Man: No, we have rum drinks, rum cake. You ever been to a Jamaican wedding?

Billy: No.

Victoria: Mnh... no.

Woman: Then come on.

Billy: Oh, thank you. Thank you, Sir. There you go.

Victoria: Thank you.

Billy: And, um... (Clears throat) I have first dibs on a dance with the bride. You all ready for this? I don't know if you can handle this.

Woman: Uh-oh.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: I don't know if you can handle this. This is the funky chicken.

Woman: (Laughs) Okay. Okay.

Billy: The funky chicken! (Clucking) (Laughs)

Heather: My dad is dealing with corrections right now. If this is gonna happen, it has to be quick.

Sharon: Just let Lauren do what she can do.

Phyllis: Come on, Patty. Tell us what happened in the basement.

Patty: I wasn't bad.

Lauren: You were. We had a deal.

Patty: But you lied. You lied, and then you didn't-- you didn't take care of Phyllis like you said you would. You used me just like all the others.

Chance: Go on, Patty.

Phyllis: She's just getting started.

Patty: You should go, 'cause my brother won't want you here. I have a new kitty. Her name's Cat.

Lauren: All right, focus, just like you did with Jack.

Patty: (Sniffles)

Lauren: You would do anything to be his wife.

Patty: His beloved wife. But you ruined that for me. You broke your promise.

Lauren: And you kept secrets from me. You didn't tell me about Adam.

Patty: (Sighs) (Sniffles) He was mean, too. (Sighs) Users. Users and liars. That's what you and Adam are, users and liars.

Lauren: He let you down.

Patty: Yes.

Lauren: But you did what he wanted.

Patty: (Sighs)

Patty: Cat says meow for yes.

Lauren: And when he let you down, did that make you mad?

Patty: (Sobs)

Lauren: Did it make you want to punish him?

Patty: I don't want to talk about Adam anymore. (Sighs)

Lauren: Oh, you're gonna talk about him.

Patty: (Sniffles)

Lauren: And you're gonna talk about him now.

Patty: (Sobs) (Sobs)

Heather: (Sighs) My aunt doesn't understand what's happening to her.

Chance: Heather, please. Just give us a little more time.

Heather: (Sighs) All right. I mean, she probably won't even remember.

Chloe: Hi. I heard you were--

Phyllis: Shh. Shh.

Sharon: Chloe, quiet.

Chloe: (Quietly) Sorry. I brought you some dinner again. I don't want you to starve to death.

Chance: Uh, thank you. I-I appreciate it.

Chloe: But it looks like you're busy again. How about I give you some chopsticks, yeah? Or you know what? Better yet, why don't you take mine?

Heather: Some of us aren't here for dinner.

Patty: (Sobbing) I want to go. I want to go now. (Sniffles) Pauly said I didn't have to stay here anymore. This place is like a cage. (Sniffles) (Gasps) It's scary in the cage. I don't want to die alone. I don't want to die alone in this nasty cage.

Lauren: All right, you suck it up, Cupcake. Look, we're-- we're on the same team.

Patty: (Sniffles)

Lauren: Tell me about Adam.

Patty: (Normal voice) I love Jack. That's why. (Sniffles) I didn't want to hurt anyone.

Lauren: What did you do, Patty? Tell Nurse Sarah. What did you do to Adam?

Patty: You're gonna... you're gonna help me get away? I'm scared, and you're so brave. You promise you're gonna help me? You're gonna help me get away? You promise?

Lauren: Yes.

Phyllis: Here it comes.

Paul: What the hell is going on here?

Phyllis: Come on, Paul. Just give us a chance. Give us a chance.

Sharon: No, she was just about to say something about Adam.

Chloe: I'm gonna step outside.

Paul: Phyllis, get out of the way.

Sharon: Okay, just-- just hear us out first.

Chance: Paul, once Patty's in that facility, we may never find out what she knows.

Paul: Right. Right. I have heard all this. It doesn't change the fact you're taking advantage of a mentally unstable woman. And wh-why Lauren? How is she supposed to get Patty to talk?

Phyllis: Well, Lauren can't, but Sarah can.

Lauren: I can't do it.

Phyllis: (Scoffs)

Lauren: Not if she's gonna cry.

Paul: And you--you had to know how I'd feel about this.

Lauren: Oh, and you think this is fun for me, impersonating a woman who tried to take over my life? But Nick has been charged with murder so, yes, I tried to get Patty to talk. (Sighs) But she's sobbing, and she's begging for my help. I-I'm done.

Paul: And so is everyone else.

Phyllis: No! Why? Why, because her little feelings were hurt? Is that why? That woman tried to kill my kid! Do you understand that? She almost tried to kill Michael, and God knows who else. Maybe Adam's on the list.

Sharon: Paul, we know that you care about her. Of course you do. She's your family. But Nick's family cares about him, too.

Lauren: I was in there, Paul. You are the only person who would get through to her.

Paul: I already told Chance no, and I meant it.

Heather: No matter what Patty has done, you never turned your back on her. I mean, I-I-I see the way you look at her even now, like she's a sweet, scared kid who never meant anybody any harm.

Paul: That's because that's who she is deep down. She is the sweetest girl I've ever known.

Heather: Well, wouldn't that sweet girl want to help Nicholas Newman if she could?

Mac: I can't believe this place is even here.

J.T.: Very retro.

Reed: What's retro?

J.T.: Well, it's, uh, it's kind of like this car, Buddy, old but cool.

Mac: They show the movie on the screen out there, and then the sound come through the radio in here.

J.T.: Yep, and tonight's show is awesome. You're gonna love it. The Three Stooges.

Mac: Total guy thing.

J.T.: These three guys do all this wacky, crazy, funny stuff. You're gonna-- you're gonna crack up, man. So who is hungry? Who wants some popcorn, candy...

Mac: Healthy.

J.T.: Healthy?

Mac: Mm-hmm.

J.T.: So no to the neon nachos for you?

Mac: How can I say no to neon nachos? Yum.

Reed: Yum.

Mac: (Laughs)

J.T.: Yum.

Mac: (Laughs) Yum.

J.T.: (Laughs)

(Steel drum music playing)

Billy: (Hums off-key)

Victoria: (Giggles)

Billy: (Laughs) Oh, they look absolutely miserable.

Victoria: Mm.

Billy: (Laughs)

Man: Oh, yeah. Hi.

Victoria: Hi.

Man: Oh, boy.

Woman: (Giggles)

Man: This woman wears me out.

Woman: This woman loves you.

Man: (Sighs)

Victoria: Wow, you know, everybody seems really happy for you.

Woman: (Laughs) My family loves me. I'm happy. They're happy for me. That's how it goes.

Victoria: Oh, who knew?

Billy: That's how it goes.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Woman: They give you a hard time for being together, your families?

Victoria: (Choking) (Coughs)

Billy: You all right there? (Clears throat)

Victoria: Excuse me. (Chuckles)

Billy: (Chuckles) Uh, no, no, um, actually, her, uh, her--her family loves me. I mean, especially her dad. He just...

Victoria: Oh, yeah.

Billy: Oh, he loves me so much it hurts.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Woman: They think it's too fast--love at first sight?

Billy: (Coughs) Mm, excuse me. No, wrong pipe. That’s... (Coughs) (Laughs) It's a good point.

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: No, no, it's a good point. It's a good point, actually, because this woman right here, she loved me the second she saw me in my boxer shorts. Isn't that right? It's true! (Laughs)

Chloe: I don't know why I got tofu. I hate tofu.

Chance: (Sighs)

Chloe: I like chestnuts. Chestnuts are good.

Chance: You look fabulous.

Chloe: Yeah, I know I do.

Chance: This is my job, Chloe.

Chloe: I know that, too.

Chance: Look, I promise that we are gonna spend a lot more time together soon, okay? But when there is so close of a breakthrough in this case, I need to make this my priority.

Chloe: I know. And when it's fall's preview for the makeup lineup, I--you know, I-I'm sure I'm gonna blow you off, too. I get it.

Heather: My dad is ready.

Chance: All right, let's do it.

Chloe: Wait.

Chance: Yeah?

Chloe: Eat.

Chance: Thank you. I'll see you later?

Chloe: Yeah.

Chance: Okay.

Chloe: Later.

Chance: Bye.

Heather: (Sighs) She's right. You should eat.

Chance: The only reason why Paul agreed to do this is because of you. I'm gonna make sure the D.A. knows that.

Heather: You know, I didn't realize how much I liked that job. If I'm not the A.D.A., the days are a little too damn long.

Chance: (Chuckles) Yeah, well... don't worry. You're gonna get it back, okay?

Phyllis: He's in.

Paul: Pattycake?

Patty: (Sniffles) No more cage soon.

Paul: Patty? Soon. Did someone come and ask you questions?

Patty: Mean, nasty Sarah.

Paul: Well, I'm sorry she upset you. She asked you about Adam, didn't she?

Patty: (Sniffles) He was mean and nasty, too. There's so many bad people in this world, Pauly.

Paul: Here. Look.

Patty: (Sniffles)

Paul: Will you talk to me about Adam? Tell me what he said? Tell me what he wanted from you?

Patty: I'm scared.

Paul: You don't have to be scared. Nobody's gonna hurt you. No one's going to be mad. Remember, I told you. You're gonna go to a hospital...

Patty: (Sighs)

Paul: Where they're gonna take care of you and keep you safe.

Patty: You'd be happy?

Paul: I would be happy. It would be the right thing, too.

Patty: (Sniffles)

Paul: So... did you help Adam get out of the hospital?

Patty: Just like he asked me to. But that wasn't the last time I saw him.

Curly: N'yuck, n'yuck, n'yuck!

Mac: Ouch.

J.T.: (Laughs) That's hilarious. There's nothing funnier than a good poke in the eye.

Mac: Oh, this is so wrong.

J.T.: Yeah, Mac’s right. You do not poke yourself in the eye. You do this maneuver right here. Try it. Okay, well, that works, too.

Mac: (Chuckles) That works, too.

J.T.: (Chuckles)

(Steel drum music playing)

All: (Laughing)

Billy: All right. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Now I'm gonna tell you the story of the boxer shorts.

Victoria: Oh, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. You cannot talk about your own boxers.

Billy: Oh, come on.

Victoria: That would be very unseemly.

Billy: Aw, come on. She--she's very proper. She's prop--

Victoria: Very. Very.

Billy: Very, very, very.

All: (Laughing)

Billy: Okay, wait. Wait. What was I talking about?

Man: Boxers.

Billy: Boxer shorts!

Victoria: Boxers.

Billy: Boxer shorts. Man, I tell you what, she pulled me out of a gutter.

Victoria: Mm, I sure did.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: The gutter. The gutter.

Billy: It was a bad-- it was a bad night! It was a little bit of a bad night.

Victoria: He was just so poor, this wet puppy.

Billy: Aw, you think... do you think I'm a puppy?

Victoria: And there I was, a generous good Samaritan, and I shouldn't have been, because he had just recently ruined my life.

Woman: (Gasps)

Billy: Oh, come on. What? It was just like that much.

Victoria: And then...

Woman: Okay?

Victoria: He had the nerve to get "Handsy" with me, if you know what I mean.

Woman: Mm.

Victoria: Can you believe that?

Woman: Unseemly.

Billy: Hey, wait.

Victoria: Exactly!

Billy: Well, look at her. She's cute, man. I can’t...

All: (Laughing)

Victoria: Whoo, rum cake.

Billy: Rum cake.

Victoria: Rum... sounds better that way.

Billy: Rum... mmm... mum--mum--mum cake? Is it good that way?

Victoria: What?

Billy: This is good cake.

Victoria: This is good cake.

Billy: All right. What the hell was I talking about?

All: Boxer shorts!

Billy: Boxer... shorts! Boxers. Anyway, this girl right here, man, she was just taken by me.

Victoria: I was horrified.

Billy: Oh, yeah? No, no, she wants me. Look at her. She wants me.

Victoria: Do I know you?

Billy: (Laughs) Okay, hold on. Do you hear that? Do you hear that? Listen. Those are the sirens. And they are callin' us to the beach. May I trade you, my dear?

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: Thank you. Excuse me. Aah! Gotta get up. Watch your toes. Comin' through. Watch your toes. Watch the fire. It's a hot fire.

Victoria: What are you doing?

Billy: Come here. Whoo! Come on. We're going to the water.

Victoria: But my rum cake.

Billy: (Growls)

All: (Laughing)

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Man: Hey, hey, everybody hey, hey, hey, everybody...

Victoria: Whoo!

Billy: All right, that's-- that's not good. That's not good at all.

Victoria: What? What's wrong?

Billy: Well, Honey, that almost sobered me up.

Victoria: Uh-oh!

Billy: Uh-oh!

Victoria: Going sober. Wedding rum cake, stat!

Billy: (Laughs) Oh, there we go.

Victoria: Oh, thank you.

Billy: Ah, thank you, Sir.

Victoria: Thank you. Ooh. Oh.

(Bottles clink)

Victoria: Ooh.

Billy: (Chuckles)

Victoria: (Chuckles) Mm. Ahh!

Billy: Yep, just like magic. (Laughs) Oh, there's magic and moonlight...

Victoria: Huh.

Billy: I can do that.

Victoria: (Chuckles) You can do that?

Billy: I can do that.

Victoria: You cannot. You would snap like a twig.

Billy: (Mockingly) "You would snap like a twig"? Yeah? What about you?

Victoria: Oh, no, I do yoga.

Billy: You do yoga?

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: (Laughs) That's not called yoga. That's the limbo.

Victoria: Oh, right.

Billy: Yeah.

Victoria: Well, hmm.

Billy: Mm.

Victoria: Mm.

Billy: Mm.

Victoria: You can just wipe that smirk smug off your face.

Billy: (Laughs) (Normal voice) Okay. Just forget all your worries and sway to and fro...

Billy: Let's go.

Man: You ready?

Billy: I'm ready.

Victoria: Oh, I was born ready.

Man: (Chuckles)

Billy: All right, what you got? I was born readier. (Makes silly noises)

Victoria: Aah!

All: (Laughing) May the rum and the good stuff your passion excite.

Billy: Here, have a little beer.

Paul: Adam asked you to help him? When? When you were pretending to be Emily and you-- you had to evaluate him?

Patty: He said, "Meow." He knew I loved Kitty. Emily doesn't like cats at all. (Sighs) Can you imagine not liking cats? That would make me so sad.

Paul: So he knew who you really were.

Patty: And he was gonna tell Jack.

Paul: What-- what did Adam want from you?

Patty: He wanted a costume for the ball, uh, a phone, a needle... a needle with drugs. And he stuck me with it, and I don't like needles.

Paul: No, I know you don’t. Um, you--you told me that you--you saw him after that?

Patty: I saw him at the ball. (Sniffles) But he tried to scare me. He said if I didn't bring him one more thing, he would tell everybody I was a fake. But that's not true, Pauly. My heart was honest. He was a very bad person... no respect.

Paul: What did he want from you that time?

Patty: (Sniffles) He wanted something of Jack’s. (Sighs) And Jack had a nice handkerchief. (Sniffles) And so I took it, and I gave it to Adam downstairs in the basement.

Paul: Patty... (Sighs) That handkerchief was found on Adam's body. It was in his mouth.

Patty: He asked me for it.

Paul: Sweetheart, you need to tell me if there's more to this.

Patty: I didn’t...

Paul: W-what--

Patty: I didn't hurt anyone.

Paul: You can tell me anything. No one's gonna get mad.

Patty: I didn't hurt anyone. I didn’t. I didn’t.

Paul: Okay. Okay. It's okay. You did good. Yeah, you did.

Patty: No.

Sharon: I-I don't believe her. There's more. This woman is unstable.

Heather: She has no reason to lie.

Phyllis: Except for the fact that she's incapable of telling the truth.

Chance: Well, she's confirmed some suspicions.

Sharon: She has had motive and opportunity to murder Adam, and if she thought that he would expose her--

Phyllis: She'd stuff a hanky in his mouth and a pen in his heart. (Sighs)

Paul: It's time. They're gonna take you now.

Patty: You're not mad at me?

Paul: Oh, no. No, I'm not mad at you at all.

Patty: You'll come see me?

Paul: As often as I can.

Patty: You always keep your promise.

Paul: I do.

Heather: Transport is ready.

Chance: In here.

Paul: I love you.

Patty: (Whispers) I love you, too.

Phyllis: You agree about Patty, right?

Sharon: Absolutely. She said that she didn't like Adam threatening her.

Phyllis: And if Adam came between her and Jack...

Sharon: She would have just gotten him out of the way. She would have. You know, if only we had more time, Paul could get a confession out of her that would clear Nick.

Phyllis: Lauren?

Lauren: I'm sorry. I-I-I need to go home now.

Phyllis: Hey, Lauren. Listen. Thank you for what you did for us.

Sharon: Yeah, we know that took a lot out of you.

Lauren: I hope Nick comes home soon.

Sharon: Detective, do you have a minute?

Chance: Patty's being escorted from the building right now.

Phyllis: What about Nick?

Chance: (Sighs) What about him? Nothing's changed.

Sharon: Patty just admitted that she was angry with Adam. She saw him in the basement.

Chance: But she didn't say that she killed him. And what she did say doesn't contradict any of the evidence that we have against Nick. I'm sorry.

Phyllis: Oh, my God. (Scoffs)

Sharon: This is crazy. I mean, it's crazy. There-- something that she said has to have helped Nick.

Phyllis: Yeah, I mean, the handkerchief and the basement, the needle, the phone...

Sharon: (Sighs) Oh, the phone. You know, we know that Adam made this recording of his voice to frame Nick, but we don't know who else he called.

Phyllis: You know, Michael got that discovery package from the D.A.'s office. They had to have run records on the phone, right?

Sharon: Maybe Adam called his killer.

(The Three Stooges movie playing softly)

Mac: You're such a dad.

J.T.: Yeah, I know, right?

Mac: And you love it.

J.T.: Yeah, I do. I do. You know, sometimes the stuff you never see coming is exactly what you want... like this... here.

Mac: I know what you mean.

Chloe: (Groans)

Billy: Hey, it's Billy Abbott. Leave a message.

Chloe: Hey, Slacker. So if you're not out sampling the flavor of the month, why don't you give me a call? You know that whole "Not settling down" thing we were talking about? I think you're on to something.

(Playing Wagner’s "Bridal chorus from 'Lohengrin'")

Man: Do you promise to love...

Victoria: (Giggles)

Man: Honor and respect each other?

Victoria: Oh, yeah. I totally do.

Billy: (Laughs) Uh, really?

Victoria: Yeah. Honest. I swear. I swear.

Billy: That's awesome.

Victoria: Do you?

Billy: Do I... wait, do I, uh, honor and cherish and... yeah, both of them. I promise.

Man: I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Man: Kiss your bride, man.

Victoria: Yeah, kills your bride.

Billy: Yeah, I think I will. (Chuckles)

(Cheers and applause)

Man: (Laughs)

("Forever Be Mine" playing)

Billy: (Laughs)

(Cheers and applause)

Billy: (Grunts)

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Neil: You refuse to tell us why you're back in Genoa City. I got nothing to say to you.

Victor: You stay out of his business if you love him as much as you say you do.

Jack: He hasn't made one business decision since he came to this town that wasn't dictated by his emotions.

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