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Episode # 9309 ~ Billy Makes Malcolm an Offer

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Murphy: Boy, you were pretty quiet when you got in last night.

Kay: (Groans) I don't know. I-- (Laughs) I'm afraid Jo-Jo was more than I bargained for. I sought her out because I wanted to get to know her. And, by God, I'm going to do it, too.

Esther: Oh! (Inhales sharply) That woman!

Kay: What--what-- what happened?

Esther: She asked me if I'd do her laundry.

Murphy: (Scoffs) She, what?

Kay: Well, you--you--

Esther: Well, you haven't even heard the half of it. When I went in her bag to get the laundry out, you can't believe what I found-- a knife and a gun!

Kay: Oh.

Jo-Jo: Well, you never know when you're gonna have to take a man down.

Kay: You know, Jo-Jo is in bail bonds, and she's a bounty hunter.

Jo-Jo: Yeah, I'm a bounty hunter. Eh, forget about the laundry. How about some grub?

Esther: If you're talking about breakfast...

Jo-Jo: Yeah.

Esther: It can be arranged.

Jo-Jo: Oh! I never had a maid before! Boy, I could get used to this! (Laughs) Come on.

Murphy: Well, I hope Esther survives this visit.

Kay: Oh, I hope we all do.

Murphy: (Laughs)

Kay: All right, where is everybody, because I really have to prepare them for that thing-- um, uh, uh... introduce them to Jo-Jo.

Murphy: Well, the kids and Nina were gone when I rolled out of bed, but I-I did see Jill.

Kay: How was she?

Murphy: (Laughs) She went out of that door like a bat out of hell.

Kay: Oh, God.

Jill: Oh, thank you. Mm. Hey, I didn't see you there.

Cane: Come here.

Jill: Oh, Cane.

Cane: How are you?

Jill: You know what? You have enough to deal with these days. Mnh-mnh.

Cane: Come on. You're gonna tell me all about it, and if you don't, you're just gonna be one more person I have to worry about.

Jill: (Sighs)

Cane: So, uh... (Clears throat) Is it Katherine? (Sighs)

Jill: No. Actually, it's Katherine's daughter. (Sighs)

Cane: (Laughs) Wait, wait, wait. No, I-I thought that, uh--

Jill: You know, I hired Paul to find her daughter.

Cane: Oh. That probably was difficult for you.

Jill: Yeah, you don't know the half of it, okay? Katherine and I flew out to South Dakota, brought her back on the plane with us last night.

Cane: So what's she like?

Jill: She's our worst nightmare.

Cane: (Laughs)

Jill: Mm-hmm.

Cane: You just met her.

Jill: Yeah. After five minutes, I knew everything I needed to know about her. Oh, Cane, how I wish I had not gone down this road. (Sighs)

Tucker: I believe every one of those proposals will help Chancellor expand its operations.

J.T.: Well, we can go over each one in detail when you have more time.

Neil: Well, J.T., I wasn't aware that you were so involved in the executive end of Mr. McCall's business.

Tucker: Tucker, please, remember?

J.T.: Well, that's an area I've always wanted to get into, but I just simply didn't have the opportunity at Newman.

Tucker: Newman's loss is my gain, and then some.

Neil: Couldn't agree with you more.

Tucker: So about those proposals, I suggest we move now. No sense in waiting.

Neil: Tucker, um, your expertise is very much appreciated.

Tucker: Good. So it's a go?

Neil: All of your suggestions will be taken into consideration by Katherine and myself.

Nina: I don't understand why you can't leave. You gave your statement hours and hours ago.

Chance: Mom, apparently, they weren't satisfied with my answers.

Nina: (Sighs)

Chloe: Even though it's so obvious that you were set up.

Chance: The problem is, the guys here, they don't know me. What they do know is that I met up with an escaped convict who's got a record for trafficking drugs. I didn't call for any backup, and on top of that, they found drugs on me.

Chloe: Yeah, because they knocked you out, and they set you up.

Chance: Chloe, please try and convince them of that.

Sid: They're ready for you.

Nina: Who, the D.A.?

Chloe: (Clears throat)

Chance: (Groans)

Sid: Internal affairs. It's their job to step in when there's a cop involved.

Chloe: Look, believe me, he is as clean as they come.

Sid: (Sighs) Let's go, Detective.

Nina: (Whispers) Be good.

Chance: It's all right, Mom.

Nina: All right.

Billy: I'm glad you're out of the hospital.

Lily: Yes. Your funny texts got me through it...

Billy: Ha ha.

Lily: Although I would have much rather have seen you in person.

Billy: Yeah, I'm sorry. It's, uh, it's been a little nuts over at "Restless Style."

Lily: It was really hard for me to be here and not think about Colleen.

Billy: You know, I, uh, I sometimes pick up the phone to call her.

Lily: (Laughs) Yep. (Sighs) So do I, although I think that if she could talk to us, she would probably tell us to stop grieving and just get on with our lives.

Billy: Well, that is what we're doing. I've got the magazine. You have the baby.

Lily: How are you doing with that, by the way?

Billy: I'm glad I'm able to come here and tell you how happy I am for you.

Lily: Right. You just wish that it wasn't Mac who was making it all possible, right?

Billy: I've come to peace with it. I just told her yesterday what a wonderful thing it-- I think it is that she's doing, so...

Lily: Wow.

Billy: Yeah.

Lily: Well, that's a switch.

Billy: I know. Well, it's a new year-- turning a new leaf.

Lily: Mm.

Billy: I'm not here to talk about me. Let's talk about you. Tell me something good.

Lily: Something good... let's see. Uh, well, I did get an unexpected surprise when I was at the hospital.

Billy: Yeah?

(Doorbell rings)

Lily: Oh, hold on. Sorry. Hey!

Malcolm: Hey. Uh, bad time?

Lily: No, never. Come on in. (Giggles) So, um, you remember Billy Abbott, right?

Billy: (Laughs)

Malcolm: Hey. Well, look who went and grew up. Good to see you.

Billy: Man, Malcolm, I didn't expect to see you. It's good to see you.

Malcolm: Yeah, I'm getting a lot of that these days.

Billy: Huh.

Lily: (Laughs)

Sharon: Oh, you know what? Wait. I don't want Noah to walk in on us.

Adam: Oh, he, uh, I heard him leave earlier this morning.

Sharon: Really?

Adam: Yeah.

Sharon: Oh. He couldn't get out of here fast enough.

Adam: Hey, now. He didn't run out of here screaming when we told him that we were married. That's a start, right?

Sharon: Yeah, I guess that's true. You know, we didn't expect people to jump for joy when they heard the news, which they haven't. (Laughs)

Adam: (Sighs) Yeah, I don't really like it that everyone's coming down so hard on you about that.

Sharon: Oh, it's okay. I can take it.

Adam: You know, you really are one of the strongest people I've ever known. Mm. I like this, but I-- and I... don't want to leave you, but... I have--I have to get into the office.

Sharon: Mm. Oh, the office... where you work with someone who was ready to put you through a wall when he heard the news that we tied the knot.

Adam: Yeah. Well, if you mean Nick, I can handle what he has in store for me. Don't worry. Come here.

Nick: So you're gonna want to read that before you go to Dubai.

Victoria: Right. Anything else I need to know?

Nick: About your trip? No. But you should know that our brother got married.

Victoria: Adam? To Sharon?

Nick: Yeah, that's what they were doing in Nevada.

Victoria: Oh, Nick. Oh. You must want to kill him.

Nick: I was tempted. But now I know how to handle Adam.

Tucker: Before we go...

J.T.: Thanks.

Tucker: Did, uh, Katherine ever make a decision on that company you suggested she purchase?

Neil: No, she didn't.

Tucker: Chancellor sure could use a high-tech operation like that under its umbrella.

Neil: I couldn't agree with you more. But Katherine is hesitant to make a large acquisition so soon after the I.P.O.

Tucker: Still, my gut is rarely wrong, and it's telling me not to let this one get away.

Neil: I hear you on that, and I have every intention of pursuing it, but I have a lot of other matters on my plate that I have to deal with first.

Tucker: I could call her myself--or Jill-- make a personal pitch.

Neil: Well, uh, yeah, I guess you could do that, um, if they were in the office today. They're both off.

Tucker: Everything okay?

Neil: As far as I know. But I wouldn't want to bother them unnecessarily.

Cane: (Laughs)

Jill: First of all, she's an ex-con, okay?

Cane: Oh.

Jill: And secondly, you should have seen her eyes bug out when she found out how much Katherine was worth.

Cane: So you think she's after Katherine's money?

Jill: Oh, I wouldn't put it past her, which is why I want her on a plane back to where she came from.

Cane: (Sighs) So, um, does Katherine feel the same way?

Jill: I don't see how she couldn't.

Cane: Well, you know, maybe she's not afraid of being replaced.

Jill: I am not jealous.

Cane: Well, maybe not of Jo-Jo, but maybe what she represents. You know, Katherine has shown you time and time again what you've shown me.

Jill: Which is?

Cane: Blood or not, you'll always be family.

Jill: (Sighs) God, I wish Jo-Jo were more like you. The worst part of it is that I am the stupid idiot that put all of this into motion.

Cane: Listen, what you did, it was unbelievably--

Jill: Stupid. (Sighs)

Cane: No, thoughtful, kind. But since you are the, uh, idiot that put all this in motion...

Jill: (Giggles)

Cane: I think that you need to see this through so that Katherine can have some closure.

Jill: That's why I did it in the first place. I didn't want her always wondering, what happened to that baby?

Cane: Hey, what you did was give her a beautiful gift. I guarantee you. It sounds like it's gonna be one she's never gonna forget.

Jo-Jo: (Sighs) Now that I've seen the inside, I think I'm gonna, you know, check out the grounds.

Kay: Uh, uh, before you go, uh, would you mind telling me just a smidge more about yourself?

Jo-Jo: (Scoffs) Not much to tell.

Kay: W-w-well, Jo-Jo, I know that you grew up in an orphanage, and you had a rather difficult time, I'll bet.

Jo-Jo: Yeah, old news. No point in dwelling on it.

Kay: What I'm trying to understand is what turned you into th-- turned you into the woman that you are now?

Jo-Jo: What, are you disappointed that I didn't turn out to be a fancy businesswoman like you and your sidekick Jill?

Murphy: All right, now. Hold on.

Kay: No, no, no, Dear. No, no. No. No, Dear. That's not it at all. No.

Esther: (Clears throat) Is this big enough?

Jo-Jo: Perfecto! (Chuckles) Can't get but just one sip from those dainty little things you use. Here, hold that for me, Mom.

Esther: (Sighs) I'm gonna go check on Delia and clean up the kitchen, which someone ransacked, because she couldn't figure out what she was hungry for.

Jo-Jo: What's the matter? Never heard of Irish coffee?

Kay: Oh, I've had my fair share, believe me, r-regretfully, however.

Murphy: (Chuckles)

Kay: But those years... ended a long, long time ago.

Jo-Jo: Oh. So you're on the wagon now. (Chuckles) (Clicks tongue) Well, if you're looking for something we have in common, forget it, 'cause I got this all under control.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Jo-Jo: Mmm!

Kay: I--

Jo-Jo: So now how about that tour?

Kay: Yes. Uh, uh, ah, let me get my coat.

Jo-Jo: Mm-hmm.

Kay: Be right with you.

Murphy: Hey, look...

Jo-Jo: (Sighs)

Murphy: My wife went out of her way to make you feel comfortable here, but that doesn't give you a free pass. So I've got my eye on you.

Chloe: (Sighs) How much longer are they gonna keep him?

Nina: You know, you could leave.

Chloe: (Sighs) You know, you once told me that I was a lot like you when you were younger, and you didn't mean it in a nice way.

Nina: What's your point?

Chloe: You would never leave Chance when he needed you most, just like I'm not leaving, and I'm not walking out of here until he's walking out with me.

Nina: (Sighs) Yeah, well, that could take a while.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Neil: Well, look who it is. Hey, Stranger.

Sharon: Hey.

Neil: Hey.

Sharon: Happy New Year.

Neil: Happy New Year to you, too. Look at you.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Neil: Good to see you're still in one piece.

Sharon: Yeah. You heard the jet went down?

Neil: Yeah, that's terrible news. Yeah, I--it's amazing what a near-death experience can do to give you perspective, right?

Sharon: How's Lily?

Neil: Lily's better now that she's out of the hospital.

Sharon: Oh. Why was she in the hospital?

Neil: She got an infection, slight fever. Normally, nothing to worry about, but in her condition...

Sharon: Right, of course.

Neil: Hey, you know, you really should stop by and, uh, and see her. And, by the way, thank you so much for the Christmas gifts-- the scarves, the sweaters. Lily loved them.

Sharon: Oh, good! You know, I just tried to--to pick out something that I know Dru would like.

Neil: Yeah, well, any gift that you pick out means a lot more to her, because you were so close to Dru.

Sharon: Well, um, I'll call her and I'll see when she feels up to having visitors, 'cause I don't want to just pop in.

Neil: Well, you wouldn't be the first one just to "Pop in."

Sharon: Oh?

Neil: Malcolm. Malcolm is, uh, he's back.

Sharon: Really?

Neil: Yeah, a little surprise return just in the nick of time to ring in the new year.

Sharon: And I bet you were less than thrilled.

Neil: So Dru told you about him?

Sharon: About Malcolm being Lily's father? Yes.

Neil: Yeah, of course. Of course she told you.

Sharon: Well, you know, she just-- she needed someone to talk to. You know, she was going through a rough time and...

Neil: Yeah, Sharon. It was a rough time for all of us.

Sharon: And now?

Neil: Now my main focus and goal is--is Lily. You know, blood or not, I'm her father, and she needs me now more than ever.

Sharon: And Malcolm?

Neil: Malcolm can't expect us to pop back into town and pretend like nothing's happened the last few years.

Sharon: Ah. Well, does he know that?

Neil: Well, I think I made it clear to him that his presence is bringing up a lot of tension that none of us need right now, least of all-- least of all, Lily.

Sharon: So when is he leaving?

Neil: He didn't say. But if my brother wants to salvage what's left of our relationship, it'd better be sooner rather than later.

Billy: You know, I caught that series you did, that photo essay-- uh, "Milan madness: Behind the scenes during runway season."

Malcolm: (Chuckles) Yeah. (Sighs) "Madness" is putting it mildly.

Billy: I also got the other series-- uh, "The children of Mogadishu." Those images stick with you.

Malcolm: I'm surprised you've seen so much of my work.

Billy: Well, these days, it's my job to keep up on all the cutting-edge talent.

Lily: See, Billy actually owns "Restless Style" now.

Billy: You know, I could really use somebody on my team with your eye in talent, so if--if you're interested, and you want to come by...

Malcolm: Absolutely.

Billy: All right.

Lily: (Laughs)

Malcolm: (Chuckles)

Nick: All right, no problem. I'll get back to you. Bye.

Victoria: Why do I feel like I'm leaving you when you could use my sisterly support the most?

Nick: I can handle Adam. I'm more concerned about you going on this trip. Are you sure you're okay with that?

Victoria: I don't know. (Sighs) I'm gonna hate being separated from Reed, but it won't be that long. J.T. and I really need the break.

Nick: Well, I told you, you know, some time apart was really good for me and Phyllis.

Victoria: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I just hope it does the same for us. I want him to be excited, you know? I want--I want him to be excited about seeing me, and--and I want to feel the same way about him. (Sighs)

Adam: I don't suppose you're talking about me? I didn't think so.

Victoria: I should go.

Adam: Oh, that's right. You are leaving for Dubai today, and I am here just in time to wish you a bon voyage.

Jill: Oh. Please, please tell me that our guest has beat a hasty retreat back to where she came from?

Murphy: If you're talking about the daughter that you helped find, she's still here.

Jill: Great.

Murphy: Hey, hey, hey.

Jill: (Sighs)

Murphy: Since you're the one who opened the can of worms, I suggest you stay. I mean, other than prying Esther off the ceiling, Katherine is gonna need all the backup she can use.

Jill: (Sighs)

Jo-Jo: It is some spread you got here, Lady-- oh, I mean, Mom. (Chuckles) (Sighs)

Jill: Well, good morning, you two. How's it going?

Jo-Jo: Fan-falootin-tastic.

Jill: Good. Good.

Jo-Jo: (Grunts)

Kay: Some present you brought me.

Jill: You really didn't have to get on the plane, you know.

Kay: Oh, now you're blaming me... (Scoffs)

Jill: (Sighs)

Kay: When you insisted that I had to meet her?

Jill: Well, you could have said no.

Kay: (Whispers) It's too late to go back now.

Jo-Jo: Mm.

Jill: (Sighs)

Jo-Jo: Mm. My dogs are barking. Mm-hmm.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Jill: (Sighs)

Kay: (Normal voice) Uh, well, while you're taking care of your feet, uh, perhaps there are some questions you would like to ask me?

Jo-Jo: Ooh. You mean, why you abandoned me?

Kay: I just assumed that you would want-- want to know.

Jo-Jo: Not really. You gave me up. You must have had your reasons. You know, no point in dwelling on it. It was a long time ago.

Kay: That's a very refreshing outlook.

Jill: Look.

Kay: Uh, some people would harbor a great deal of resentment, uh, were they in your situation.

Jo-Jo: Nah, holding grudges, that's not my thing, especially when I get to crash in such a classy place as this. But you know what? I would like to ask you one thing.

Jill: Oh, fire away.

Jo-Jo: Well, you know, I was downstairs last night. I was looking around. I was looking at all of the pictures. There's a lot of you, and you live here. So, uh, what's the connection?

Jill: I just own half the house.

Jo-Jo: Ooh! So you're roomies.

Jill: No. No, no, no.

Kay: No. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Jill: Katherine and I have just--have been in each other's lives for a long time.

Kay: Uh, yeah. Um, yes. Uh, Jill, are you sure?

Jill: Yeah, it's fine. Uh, there was a time that we actually thought I was her daughter.

Jo-Jo: (Laughs) Well, you thought you were. But I'm proof positive-- ya ain't. (Clicks tongue)

Kay: (Chuckles)

J.T.: Hey, I just finished my meeting. Thought I'd, uh, pick up Reed and meet you at Crimson Lights, have some of that hot chocolate you like so much.

Victoria: Oh, that sounds perfect. Actually, your timing couldn't be better. I'm more than ready to leave.

J.T.: All right, I'll see you in ten.

Victoria: I'll be there. All right, wish me luck. You know where to find me if you need to get a hold of me.

Nick: I really hope this trip is everything you want it to be.

Victoria: Thanks.

Nick: All right.

Victoria: (Clears throat) Good-bye, Adam.

Adam: You're not gonna congratulate me? Surely, Nick told you about my marriage.

Victoria: Yes, he did. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Sharon: (Giggles)

Neil: Is this what I think it is?

Sharon: Yes. I got married over the holidays.

Neil: Wow! So anyone I know?

Sharon: Adam. Y-yes, Victor's son Adam, Nick's brother-- that is the Adam.

Neil: Well, I don't think you really need to hear what I have to say about it, so...

Sharon: (Laughs) I'm sure I know what you would say about it-- the same thing that most people would who don't know him that well.

Neil: Yeah. Sharon... (Sighs) I'm sure you got your hands full just trying to make peace between your new husband and--and Nick.

Sharon: Actually, the only thing I really care about is my son Noah, and I'm doing everything I can right now to help him through this transition.

Neil: I'm sure you are.

Sharon: As far as what everyone else thinks, who cares? I'm--I'm not gonna apologize for marrying someone who makes me happy.

Cane: Hey, Baby, hope you didn't eat, 'cause I picked up your fav-- huh. Wow. If I knew we were gonna have company, I would have got some more, uh, muffins.

Lily: (Laughs)

Malcolm: Your wife's a popular girl.

Cane: I can see that.

Lily: Um, let me put these flowers in some water.

Cane: Sure.

Billy: I-I should be getting home. I got to go.

Cane: You know, Billy, actually, uh, if you could stay, I want to talk to you about something.

Lily: Cane, if this is about Mac--

Cane: No, it's about Jill.

Malcolm: Um, why don't I get some tea to go with those muffins?

Lily: Um, yeah, I-I'll help you.

Cane: (Sighs)

Billy: What about Mom?

Cane: I ran into her at Crimson Lights. Uh, she's a little upset.

Billy: Oh. What, did she and Katherine get into it again?

Cane: No, but she and Katherine's biological daughter might.

Billy: W-want to back up? What?

Cane: Apparently, Jill initiated the search for this woman, and now, uh, she wished she didn't.

Billy: Oh, wow. I mean, after what a nightmare you turned out to be, I would have-- it's a new year, it's a new leaf, and I apologize. I'm sorry.

Cane: Wow, Billy. I, uh, I accept your apology, but, uh, Jill's a little roughed up, so maybe she could have some support, so, you know, maybe give her a phone call or something, huh?

Billy: Yeah, I'm gonna handle that.

Cane: Okay, cool.

Billy: (Clears throat) (Clears throat) Um... (Laughs) Thank you for the heads-up.

Cane: You are welcome for the heads-up.

Billy: Yeah.

Cane: Yeah.

Billy: (Sighs)

Cane: See you.

Billy: Uh-huh.

Cane: Mm-hmm.

Tucker: I heard you and Katherine took the day off. Are you all right?

Jill: Yeah, I'm hanging in there. Thanks for asking.

Tucker: All right.

Jo-Jo: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, you're--you're the guy. You're the guy. The one--the one-- oh, you're the one on TV! It's Tucker McCall.

Tucker: Yeah, that's me.

Kay: Hello, Tucker.

Tucker: Kay, Murphy.

Murphy: Hi.

Jo-Jo: Hi, I'm Jo-Jo.

Tucker: Jo-Jo?

Jo-Jo: Yeah.

Murphy: She's, uh, Katherine's daughter.

Kay: Uh, uh, Jo-Jo Glover.

Tucker: Well, so you decided to find her. Good for you.

Jo-Jo: Yeah. Hey, Tuck, would you mind, you know, posing for a little shot?

Tucker: Uh, yeah, sure. Just, uh, give me a minute.

Jo-Jo: Oh, no problem. Yeah.

Kay: Thank you.

Tucker: Uh, I hate to intrude on this family moment...

Kay: No, no, no.

Tucker: But I was just curious if you've given any more thought to Neil's proposal.

Kay: Actually, I have looked it over.

Tucker: Well, you must agree it would be a great coup for Chancellor.

Kay: Yes, yes, yes. It has its merits, but I do have some concerns. In fact, I did write it down last night on a notepad that I put right here on the-- all right, all right. Where is the notepad? I had it right here, right here last night!

Jill: Oh, Dear.

Jo-Jo: Whoops.

Kay: What?

Jo-Jo: Uh, well, you know, when I came down last night, I was kind of looking around and I, you know, I accidentally knocked over a glass and, uh, you know...

Jill: (Gasps)

Jo-Jo: I figured, you know, if it--if it was I-important, you wouldn't have left it out.

Billy: Hey, Mom, it's me. I was hoping to run into you at Crimson Lights and hang out, but you're not here, so, um, call me back when you get a chance.

Billy: Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Where is it?

Victoria: Excuse me?

Billy: Well, you trekked all the way back to my trailer to browbeat me about leaving your scarf there, but you're not wearing it.

Victoria: Well, I won't need it where I'm going. I'm off to Dubai on Newman business.

Billy: Oh, well, that's a trek. But if you, uh, miss the cold, they do have an indoor ski park, so...

Victoria: Oh. Wow. Well, that's good to know.

Billy: (Laughs) Hey. Thanks for making sure I got home the other night.

Victoria: Try not to ruin any more lives while I'm gone.

Billy: Yes, Ma'am. (Clears throat)

Chance: (Sniffles)

Chloe: You know, it looks like they were grilling you like you were one of the FBI's "Most wanted." And if that guy is such an expert, then--I don't know-- why doesn't he know an innocent man when he sees one?

Nina: Are they finally finished with you?

Chance: We're about to find out.

Sid: For the record...

Chance: (Sighs)

Sid: I don't think you're guilty.

Chance: Thanks, Sid.

Sid: Unfortunately, I don't have the final say. Charges may still be pressed.

Chance: (Sighs) Can you at least tell me where I stand at this point?

Sid: Suspended with pay. But if and when you do come back, you're off the Riggs case permanently. I'm gonna need your badge and your gun.

Lily: So, um, Uncle Malcolm was telling Billy and me about all the places he's been, and it turns out that he's even worked in Australia.

Malcolm: Well, mostly in Sydney. What part do you hail from?

Cane: Uh, outback, mostly.

Malcolm: And, uh, you left, right, to find the love of your life? (Chuckles)

Lily: (Sighs)

Cane: So, um, where's your next assignment gonna be, Malcolm? It's, uh, far from here, is it? Is that where it is?

Lily: Uh, we were actually just discussing that.

(Doorbell rings)

Cane: I'll get it.

(Knock on door)

Cane: Okay. Hey. Hey, man.

Neil: Hey. Hey, man. How's our girl doing?

Malcolm: She's doing great.

Neil: Oh, hey, Malcolm. Good to see you. Uh, I wondered if I'd see you before you left.

Cane: (Sighs)

Malcolm: Yeah. About that, Neil, um, I know how you and Cane feel about my being here. Yeah. After talking it over with Lily, I've decided I'm gonna stay.

Neil: So what-- what are we talking about? For an extended visit, or--or what?

Malcolm: Well, I've been offered a job, and I'm considering taking it.

Neil: Hmm. So we're talking indefinitely then?

Malcolm: Yeah, Bro, indefinitely. (Clears throat)

Murphy: Was that a, uh, "C" or an "O"?

Kay: Your guess is as good as mine.

Jo-Jo: Say "Cheese."

Tucker: Cheese.

Jo-Jo: (Clicks tongue)

Tucker: Any luck?

Kay: No, I mean, it's pointless, just pointless. Obviously, this is-- this is just no time to be discussing business, Tucker.

Tucker: I can see that. But my guess is that you did share your concerns with Jill.

Jo-Jo: (Sighs)

Kay: I have.

Tucker: Well, then why don't she and I go over the deal?

Jo-Jo: Damn, I just can't get a good--

Kay: Watch out!

Jill: Oh! (Glass clinking)

Kay: Oh!

Jo-Jo: Oh! Good catch!

Jill: (Gasps)

Kay: That--uh, thank you, Esther.

Murphy: There a, uh, there's a stronger signal out by the pool.

Jo-Jo: Oh.

Murphy: And you can get there through the kitchen.

Jo-Jo: Oh. Yeah.

Jill: (Sighs)

Esther: Thanks a lot. (Sighs)

Murphy: (Sighs)

Kay: Now... you were saying?

Tucker: (Chuckles) Obviously, you've got your hands full.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Tucker: Now why don't you let Jill go over the proposals with me and Neil, of course.

Kay: Would you mind?

Jill: No, not at all.

J.T.: I can't believe he drank his hot chocolate and now he's on mine.

Victoria: I know. Well, he's gonna be really wired.

J.T.: There you go.

Victoria: I hope you're up for the challenge of all this.

J.T.: Well, there's a reason I took the rest of the day off.

Victoria: What? Did you hear that? He took the rest of the day off.

Reed: Yay!

Victoria: Yay!

J.T.: (Chuckles)

Victoria: And you know what? We're gonna have a lot of fun when I get back, just you and me. And I'm gonna call you every single day. You'd better pick up the phone.

J.T.: (Sighs)

Victoria: Okay?

J.T.: Should we tell her your plan, Buddy?

Victoria: Hmm. What's the plan?

J.T.: Okay. He wants to use his new webcam to blow you a kiss every night before bed.

Victoria: Oh. I love that plan.

Connie: The shipment requisition that you asked for, and your messages.

Nick: Thank you, Connie.

Connie: Mm-hmm.

Nick: Hey, Connie, what is so important at "The Chronicle"?

Connie: They need a quote from you about your brother's marriage.

Adam: Wow. Newman family news spreads like wildfire, doesn't it?

Nick: Interesting how that happens.

Adam: Well, here's your chance.

Nick: For what?

Adam: Tell the world what you think about your brother and his marriage.

Nick: Hello, Sharon.

Sharon: You left this on the charger. But as long as I'm here, I'd like to know what you're going to say, too.

Cane: Billy offered you a job at "Restless Style," huh?

Lily: Yeah. Isn't that great?

Neil: (Sighs)

Cane: No, Sweetie, I don't think it's great.

Neil: (Groans)

Lily: (Sighs) Okay, listen, I know that Uncle Malcolm coming back here has made things a little--

Cane: Way too stressful for you-- that's what it's done.

Lily: No, challenging, okay? But we can get through this, if we could just get past all this constant tension.

Cane: I don't know. I just think it's a bad idea.

Lily: Cane.

Cane: See, Malcolm, if you really cared about Lily, you would know this, and you would be on a plane out of here, and you would leave her alone. That's what you would do.

Lily: Okay, no, no. That's not gonna solve anything. We have to deal with this. Otherwise, I won't be able to stop thinking about it, and you know what that'll do to me.

Cane: (Sighs)

Neil: Lily, you're absolutely right.

Cane: (Sniffles)

Neil: I'm sorry. You know, I'm--we...

Cane: (Sighs)

Neil: We've got to find a way past this, man.

Lily: (Sighs)

Neil: Would you mind giving us a minute, please?

Lily: Of course, yeah.

Malcolm: (Sighs)

Neil: Well, that was nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. I-I got to hand it to you.

Malcolm: (Sighs) Here it comes.

Neil: I mean, seriously, Malcolm, just like the old Malcolm. You make it sound like that you're really staying for Lily, but we both know it's all about you suddenly wanting to be a part of that girl's life.

Malcolm: There is another reason I'm staying.

Neil: Oh, really? Tell me. What is it?

Malcolm: You.

Victoria: Well... (Sighs) My car to the airport is waiting outside now.

Victoria: I'm gonna miss you so much.

J.T.: Come here, Buddy. (Groans) (Sighs)

Victoria: (Sighs)

J.T.: We'll miss you, too.

Victoria: Good-bye, Baby. Bye.

J.T.: (Whispers) Bye.

Victoria: Okay.

Nina: I know you're not happy about being suspended, but after last night, I'm just glad that you're alive and well.

Chloe: Yes. And the fact that you weren't fired probably means that you'll be back on the force really soon. And I really think that you should consider a less-threatening career choice.

Chance: (Sighs) I still have so many questions about Riggs.

Nina: Were you not listening to Meeks?

Chloe: You're not on the case anymore, Chance.

Nina: You've got to let this go.

Chance: (Sighs) Riggs sent that note to me. Somebody planted those drugs on me. Somebody is targeting me. I want to know why.

Nick: Connie, please call back "The Chronicle" and tell them this is my quote-- "While my brother and I have had conflict in the past, it's important that we look to the future. I sincerely hope that Adam and Sharon are as happy as my wife and I. My heartfelt congratulations to both of them."

Tucker: I really believe this is an opportunity Chancellor cannot pass up.

Jill: Well, if it's as good as you say it is, we're not gonna let it go by.

Billy: (Chuckles) Holy crap.

Esther: Oh, my God!

Kay: What are you doing?

Jo-Jo: Well, Murph didn't believe I used to be in the circus.

Jill: Oh!

Tucker: Um, that's my cue. I'll be in touch.

Murphy: I believed you. I just said I wouldn't do it here.

Jill: What brings you by?

Billy: You didn't get my message?

Kay: Those are collectible items. Here, give them to me--now!

Jo-Jo: Sheesh! God! I've seen Easter eggs that are better-looking than those.

Billy: So that's Katherine's daughter?

Jill: How did you know about that?

Billy: Well, Cane filled me in on the-- oh, she's coming this way.

Jo-Jo: Hey, who do we have here? You a friend, or are you, uh, family-like like Jill? (Chuckles)

Jill: This is my son.

Jo-Jo: (Gasps) Ooh. Oh, yeah. What a cutie-patootie, too. You don't, by any chance, uh, crash along with the rest of the pack around here, do you?

Billy: Sadly, no.

Jo-Jo: Oh! Well, doesn't matter. 'Cause I--we're gonna have plenty of time to get acquainted, because I plan to get to know everybody who has anything to do with Mama Kay.

Billy: I can't wait. Yeah.

Murphy: Jo-Jo?

Jo-Jo: Yeah?

Murphy: Exactly how long are you planning to stay?

Jo-Jo: Let's just say, I don't think it's too early to get started planning that "Welcome to the family, Jo-Jo" bash.

Esther: (Whispers) Oh, my God.

Kay: I don't care what those documents say. I want a D.N.A. test-- a D.N.A. test.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Deacon: What, did you come down here to remove the knife in my back?

Amber: I need to know where "Little D." is.

Michael: The lab has just finished its analysis-- all the evidence found in the gym bag at the dump.

Sharon: I hear congratulations are in order.

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