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Lily: Cane, I keep feeling like we're forgetting something. Oh, my gosh, Dad's gift-- in the car?

Cane: Sweetie, its right there I.

Lily: Oh, I am a mess. Oh, man. Telling Dad that he is gonna be a grandfather is gonna be the best present that we could ever give him.

Cane: Until next year, when we have our baby.

Lily: Man, it hasn't even sunk in yet. (Sighs) You ready?

Cane: Yeah, I'm ready. Come on.

Lily: Hey, merry Christmas.

Cane: Merry Christmas!

Roxanne: Hey!

Devon: Hey!

Neil: Merry Christmas, guys.

Devon: It's about time you got here. Dad wouldn't let us open our presents.

Neil: I see presents. Let me help those. It smells good.

Roxanne: Oh, it's apple pie. It's just came out of the oven.

Lily: Ooh.

Cane: Ooh, hoo!

Devon: So what did you get Dad this year? Some aftershave or a tie?

Lily: Um, a tie. A really nice one. (Chuckles)

Ashley: Merry Christmas, Honey.

Abby: Merry Christmas, Mom. Do you believe all the presents?

Ashley: I can't believe that. Are they from your father?

Abby: The staff put everything out last night.

Ashley: Oh. See that? As usual, your daddy went overboard.

Abby: Hey, can't have too many presents.

Ashley: (Chuckles) That's true. So which one do you want to open fit?

Abby: Um, mine. I have a really special gift for you.

Ashley: You do?

Abby: Ta-da!

Ashley: (Gasps) (Chuckles)

Traci: Hello. (Laughs)

Ashley: When did you get in?

Traci: Last night.

Abby: I snuck Aunt Traci into one of the guest rooms.

Ashley: Ohh.

Abby: We wanted to surprise you.

Traci: Hello, little niece. Ohh.

Ashley: Is Steve with you?

Traci: No, he's with his family, and I'll fly back tonight.

Ashley: (Sighs) Thank you so much, Abby. This is the best Christmas gift ever. Come here.

Abby: Ohh. (Chuckles)

Ashley: I'm so happy you're here.

Traci: Thank you.

Tucker: Mm.

Jill: Mm, I can't stay, you know. I told Katherine we're gonna take gifts to Cane and Lily.

Tucker: I thought you already--

Jill: Yeah, I did do that, but I gotta get going.

Tucker: Well, I'm looking forward to spending Christmas day with you and Katherine.

Jill: About that? Katherine's very, very sharp. She's gonna pick up on anything between the two of us, so be careful.

Tucker: Yes, Ma'am.

Jill: (Chuckles)

Tucker: Oh, by the way. I have something for you.

Jill: Ohh. (Gasps) Aw. Oh, my lord. (Gasps)

Tucker: (Laughs)

Jill: (Laughs) Stilettos.

Tucker: Ahh. Here's more.

Jill: (Laughs)

Tucker: Mm.

Jill: Oh, oh, oh. (Gasps) Oh, diamond earrings.

Tucker: Mm-hmm.

Jill: (Gasps) They are exquisite.

Tucker: Perfectly matched.

Jill: Oh, my God.

Tucker: Hmm? Flawless.

Jill: I don't have a gift for you.

Tucker: Oh, yes, you do. You can wear them.

Jill: What, the earrings or the stilettos?

Tucker: Both... and nothing else.

Jill: (Laughs) Come here. Let me thank you properly.

Paul: Merry Christmas.

Nina: Merry Christmas. (Chuckles)

Paul: Thanks.

Nina: How are you?

Paul: I'm well.

Nina: Hey, where's Heather?

Paul: Oh, she’s visiting her mom.

Nina: Oh, I was hoping you could bring her.

Paul: Well, you'll see her. I'm gonna pick her up at the airport later.

Kay: Merry Christmas, Paul!

Paul: Hey!

Kay: I'm so happy you could join us. Wonderful.

Paul: Hey, Murph. Merry Christmas to you two.

Murphy: Merry Christmas. Uh, Jill will be back any minute.

Kay: Uh, in case you're wondering, this is the latest gear in fishing... stuff.

Paul: (Laughs) Well, very snazzy. I can't wait to see your waders.

Nina: (Laughs)

Murphy: I'm taking her ice fishing.

Kay: You are?

Murphy: (Stammers) You're gonna love it. You'll see. Come on in.

Paul: That I gotta see. (Laughs)

Mac: You got the toys I sent for the kids?

Kay: (Chuckles)

Chloe: Okay, let's see what Santa got you, boo.

Esther: Yeah, wow, she's much more interested in the wrapping paper. You were exactly the same way.

Chance: Well, it’s a go, next year, we'll get to spend the holiday together.

Chloe: See? (Gasps)

Chance: I will. All right, bye.

Chloe: What did your dad say?

Chance: He sends his regards, and it was actually 80 degrees down there, so he spent Christmas day on the beach.

Nina: Wow.

Chloe: That must be nice.

Chance: I know. Paul, merry Christmas. It's good to see you.

Paul: Merry Christmas. You, too. Good to see you.

Chance: Thanks.

Nina: This is our first Christmas in Genoa City in years.

Chance: I know. Gosh. Last year this time, I was out on patrol in Baghdad with my squad. It's a big change.

Mac: Did you want to talk to Grandma again? Okay, I love you, too, Dad. Bye.

Chance: Did she get another gift? This child is getting spoiled this year.

Chloe: Nah.

Esther: She's so aware of everything around her. Aren't you? Aren't you?

Chloe: I know.

Billy: That's because my kid's a freakin' genius (Chuckles)

Chloe: Merry Christmas, Billy.

Billy: (Slurring words) Oh, you guys started without me, or maybe it's the other way around. Who wants some eggnog, huh? I bet you want some eggnog, don't you?

Kay: (Whispering) Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.

Billy: Oh, but not for you, not in your condition. You can't have any eggnog.

Kay: (Normal voice) What condition?

Billy: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I spill the beans about you being with child? I am so...

Chloe: You're pregnant?

Amber: Wow, and then the blocks snap together! That is so cool. (Gasps)

Victoria: That's cool. He's our budding engineer.

Nick: Is that a new dolly from Santa?

Daniel: Yeah, I love you, too, Dad. I'll see you next year. Dad says hello to everyone.

J.T.: I bet he's relieved you're not spending Christmas in jail.

Phyllis: Yes, Daniel here at Christmastime is the best present I could have received.

Victoria: I heard how you scammed Deacon-- totally deserved it.

Phyllis: Well, I would do anything for my kids.

Summer: Daddy, kiss Mommy.

Phyllis: She wants us to play nice.

Noah: Thanks for the new laptop, Mom.

Sharon: You're welcome. Wish your father and Phyllis a merry Christmas for me, okay?

Noah: I will. Are you sure you're okay?

Sharon: Yeah, I'm fine. Go. Have fun.

Noah: Bye. Mwah.

Sharon: Bye.

Noah: (Laughs)

Adam: Oh, hey.

Noah: Hi. Merry Christmas.

Adam: You, too. I, uh, got you a little something.

Noah: Thanks. Uh, I-I'll open it later. I'm late.

Adam: Okay, yeah. I'll throw it under the tree.

Noah: Okay.

Sharon: Merry Christmas.

Adam: Hi. Nice sweater.

Sharon: Oh, thank you. It's a Christmas gift from Noah. Come on in. (Sighs) I did propose to you last night.

Sharon: Yes. And I didn't give you an answer.

Adam: (Purses lips) Right.

Sharon: You know, you didn't have to get Noah a present.

Adam: Hey, the easiest way to get a teenager to like you is bribe him. Believe me, it worked for me when I was his age.

Sharon: (Chuckles)

Adam: Come unfinished business. Did you open the box that I put in the stocking?

Sharon: No. I was waiting for you.

Adam: (Whispers) Open it. (Box rattles)

Sharon: (Laughs) (gasps) Jewelry?

Sharon: Oh, Adam.

Cane: All right, all right, check this out. "This watch is going to give you the latest stock prices, news, sports, weather, and it will give you medical information."

Neil: Wow.

Devon: Wow, yeah.

Cane: Huh?

Devon: Does it tell time, though?

Lily: (Laughs) Is that from Tucker McCall?

Neil: Yes, it is, my darling. Pretty sharp--I like that.

Cane: Wow.

Lily: Okay, let's see what I got. Ohh.

Roxanne: What is it?

Lily: (Gasps) It's from Sharon-- Mom's favorite poet.

Devon: A microphone?

Neil: Read the card.

Devon: Read the card, all right. Are you serious?

Roxanne: What does it say?

Devon: It's a gift certificate for ten free recording sessions at a studio in Chicago.

Cane: Ooh.

Lily: What?

Neil: You like that, right? And an on-site engineer, and backup musicians. Son, do you really understand how many great artists have passed through that studio?

Devon: Oh, my gosh. Wh--I-- (Laughs)

Roxanne: (Laughs) He's speechless.

Lily: (Laughs) Well, that is a first.

Cane: Wow, that is a great gift. Wow.

Devon: Dad, thank you. Really, thank you so much. I promise you, you' gonna regret this, 'cause I'm gonna be successful.

Neil: Son, true success is measured by how you treat the people in your life.

Lily: Oh, you just had to add a "Dad-ism" in there, didn't you?

Neil: Yeah, well, wait until you're a parent, kid. Okay, who's this one from?

Lily: Uh, that is from us.

Cane: Yes.

Neil: Ahh, "Us," huh?

Lily: Mm-hmm.

(Doorbell rings)

Ashley: Hi! Merry Christmas.

Neil: Hi, Sweetheart. Mwah. I'm so glad you came.

Ashley: Well, I am, too.

Neil: Hi, little baby.

Traci: Hi, you guys!

Neil: Hey.

Cane: Hey, hey, hey.

Ashley: Merry Christmas.

Traci: Thank you for letting me come.

Devon: Merry Christmas.

Neil: Of course. Are you kidding me?

Abby: Hi.

Ashley: Oh, boy, how are you all?

Lily: Wow, I-I had no idea that you were gonna be here.

Traci: Hi, Sweetie. It was a last-minute thing. How are you doing?

Lily: Oh! Thanks. I am feeling fine, thank you.

Traci: Good.

Devon: Hey, you know what?

Ashley: Okay.

Traci: Oh, thank you.

Roxanne: (Gasps) She is so beautiful. Congratulations.

Ashley: Oh, thank you so much.

Abby: Oh, I love your necklace. Where'd you get it?

Roxanne: Oh, it's my Christmas present from Devon.

Traci: Oh.

Ashley: Oh, so sweet. Oh, no, we're too early then. Watch me open my present from Cane and Lily, right?

Lily: Uh, actually, it's gonna have to wait, because Cane just left.

Neil: Cane just l-- where'd he go?

Lily: Uh, he's-- he'll be right back. Don't worry.

Neil: All right, Lily.

Lily: (Laughs) Okay.

Neil: All right, baby.

Jill: You're pregnant?

Mac: Uh, it's still early, and I wanted to wait a while before telling anyone.

Nina: How are you feeling?

Mac: I'm okay-- no morning sickness.

Billy: (Groans) Ask me how I'm feeling. Well, this must be the nail in the coffin for Billy and Mac, and no wonder why he's hitting the eggnog.

Chance: Yeah.

Kay: Well, frankly, I am thrilled for Cane and Lily. Congratulations.

Mac: Thank you.

Billy: (Blows raspberry)

Tucker: Jingle bells jingle--

Kay: Oh, my God.

Tucker: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, everybody!

Murphy: (Chuckles) Hey!

Esther: Uh, Mr. McCall is here.

Tucker: Oh, Mr. McCall is my father. You call me Tucker, Darlin'.

Kay: Well, uh, "Tucker Darlin'"...

Tucker: (Laughs)

Kay: Come--come on in. Uh, and, um, you've already met my husband Murphy.

Jill: Yes, hello again.

Murphy: So happy you could join us.

Kay: Uh, this is, uh, Esther's daughter Chloe.

Chloe: Hi.

Tucker: Hello.

Kay: That's Chance.

Tucker: Cute kid.

Kay: And Billy.

Billy: I'm Delia's father.

Kay: (Chuckles) Yes.

Tucker: Ah.

Kay: And that's my granddaughter Mackenzie.

Mac: Hi, nice to meet you.

Kay: Uh, yes, and this is Nina, and that is Paul. That's Jill's, uh, gentleman caller.

Billy: (Chuckles)

Jill: (Chuckles)

Adam: I hope that you know how serious I was last night when I proposed. You don't have to answer now. You take your time. And whatever you decide, I want you to know I love you, and I will forever be grateful to you for saving me.

Sharon: Adam, please just-- the ring is beautiful, but I can't accept it.

Adam: I'll hold onto it. Uh, maybe one day, you'll, uh, change your mind.

Sharon: I'm sorry.

Adam: No. No, no, no. No, it's--I-it was, uh, too soon. I understand.

Sharon: Um... (Sighs) Because I really wanted to see Noah get his snowmobile. But you still have your present to open.

Adam: Can, uh, we get together later.

Nick: This is great, son. I'm gonna use the heck out of this. Did you see it, Phyllis?

Phyllis: Yep, it's great.

Reed: Daddy, can I open this?

J.T.: Uh, when you get home. Yeah, absolutely.

Noah: Hey, let's take your two upstairs, okay? Come on. Let's go, Princess. (Growls)

Phyllis: Here.

Noah: Excuse me.

Phyllis: I'll clean up some stuff. (Clears throat)

Phyllis: So Nick tells me you're going to Dubai

Victoria: Yeah, um, I hope so. I want to take Reed with me. But, uh, J.T. won’t sign off on it.

Phyllis: You know, that's one of my biggest regrets in life-- not being there for my son when he was smaller, you know? I-I just think that, well, obviously, kids need their mothers. (Sighs)

Victoria: Tell that to J.T.

(Cell phone rings)

Victoria: Excuse me.

Daniel: Hey, you okay? What's wrong?

Amber: I just, um, keep thinking about "Little D.," And what he's doing for Christmas.

J.T.: Sorry I didn't tell you about Tucker and the Chancellor stock deal.

Nick: That's okay, man. It's business. I understand.

J.T.: I appreciate that.

Nick: What I don't understand is why you're playing such hardball with Victoria. Why won't you let her take Reed with her on her trip?

J.T.: Oh, well, look, she's gonna be working all day. He'll be stuck with people he doesn't know in an unfamiliar place.

Nick: So send the nanny.

J.T.: Look, he just started preschool, all right? Here, he's got me. He's got his friends. I'm not being unreasonable.

Victoria: Hold on. It's Dad! Oh! Hey, I sure would like to say hi to her. What do you mean, "She's not there"? Where is she?

(Knock on door, door opens)

Nikki: Well, hello, family!

Nick: Mom?

Victoria: Mom!

Nikki: Yes, it is me.

Phyllis: Hey, Nikki! I can't believe it. Oh, my gosh, your hair!

(Voices overlapping)

Noah: Hi!

Phyllis: (Chuckles)

Nick: Dad, Dad, I gotta call you right back, okay? All right.

Nikki: (Gasps) My angels.

Victoria: Merry Christmas. Welcome home.

Reed: Merry Christmas.

Billy: (Slurring words) Hey, you see this? Daddy got you this gift because he loves you. That's right. 'Cause you are daddy's little girl. Did Daddy tell you that he knows Santa Claus? It's true. I know Santa Claus. (Makes silly noises)

Chloe: Yeah, because he dated one of Santa's elves.

Billy: What's up?

Kay: First edition of Machiavelli's "The Prince"?

Cordelia: (Cries)

Billy: Oh.

Tucker: For the woman who has everything.

Murphy: Wow, top of the line. Thank you. Must have set you back a pretty penny.

Tucker: Everybody I talked to says it's great for nymphing.

Murphy: How did you know I like fishing?

Tucker: (Chuckles)

Kay: Well, he's probably researched everybody in my life.

Tucker: (Chuckles)

Murphy: Has he? (Watch dial clicking)

Jill: Thank you very much.

Tucker: Well, in handy, because you can stay on top of the stock market, no matter where or what you're doing.

Jill: (Chuckles)

Paul: Wow, that's some piece of equipment.

Jill: Yeah.

Kay: Uh, it wasn't necessary, you know, for you to bring gifts.

Tucker: Well, it's the least I could do. When I came to Genoa City, I hoped to work with you in a business that I admired, but I never expected to be invited into your family home. Thank you.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Nina: Hey, have Murphy and Katherine, uh, shown you around the place yet?

Tucker: Uh, no, but I have noticed a lot of fascinating antiques.

Murphy: Oh, yeah, I'm always worried about breaking things around here. (Chuckles)

Kay: (Laughs) Would you, um, care to take a tour?

Tucker: Please, lead the way.

Kay: All right. Good. Murph, let's take him there.

Murphy: Okay.

Nina: Food.

Jill: Okay, what's up?

Paul: There's been a breakthrough.

Jill: You found the baby Katherine for adoption?

Paul: I have a name.

Cordelia: (Cries)

Ashley: Okay, you have to be home by 9:00, though, okay?

Abby: Okay.

Ashley: I'll make it 10:00 because it's Christmas.

Abby: Oh, thank you. Merry Christmas.

Abby: Bye. Dad doesn't know yet?

Lily: Nope.

Neil: Ashley, you know, um, I talked to Olivia and Nate this morning.

Ashley: Oh, yeah? How are they doing?

Neil: Oh, they're doing great. Uh, I think--I think she's seeing someone now.

Ashley: Really?

Neil: Yeah.

Ashley: Well, I have to call her and get all the dirt.

Cane: All right.

Lily: Okay. Uh, so, Dad?

Neil: Yeah?

Lily: You can now... (Singsong voice) Open your gift. (Chuckles)

Neil: Oh, I think someone is more excited about me opening this gift than I am, huh?

Lily: (Chuckles)

Neil: Oh, I'm kidding. I'm very excited. Let me see what it is.

Ashley: (Chuckles)

Neil: All right, I like the box. Ohh. "World's greatest grand--"

Lily: (Normal voice) Mac is pregnant. (Laughs)

Neil: Really?

Lily: Yes.

Ashley: Oh, that's so wonderful.

Devon: Congratulations.

Lily: (Laughs)

Neil: Oh, that's great. You know, I-I wanted to ask you, but I was afraid to. I-I didn't know if--

Cane: It's a true Christmas miracle.

Mac: Yeah, I'm not ever gonna be able to top this for a present. (Laughs)

Devon: (Laughs)

Traci: I'm so happy for you.  (Laughs)

Lily: (Laughs) Thought that Colleen and I would raise our families together.

Traci: I know.

Roxanne: Uncle Devon and I will baby-sit.

Cane: Yes, we're gonna be counting on that.

Devon: That's right, we will.

Cane: Thank you.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Neil: Well, I'm absolutely floored. This is amazing. It's a baby.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Phyllis: It's icy.

Nick: Keep walking.

Noah: All right.

Nikki: Now you keep those eyes closed.

Noah: They're closed.

Nikki: Well, I don't trust you.

Daniel: Oh, Dude, you are totally gonna hate this.

Nick: Keep 'em closed.

Nikki: Almost there, almost there. Right here.

Nick: Open your eyes. Merry Christmas.

Noah: Whoa! This is awesome!

Phyllis: Yay!

Daniel: I don't think he likes it.

Amber: Let me take a picture.

Nikki: Yes! Oh, yes, let's get a family shot. I can show off my new do.

Phyllis: Yes, I love that you changed your hair color in Belgium.

Nikki: Thank you. Yeah, it's, uh, Elizabeth Taylor.

Phyllis: (Chuckles)

Summer: I want my new dolly in the picture.

Nikki: Oh!

Phyllis: All right, well, go get her. You're a big girl.

Nick: All right, Vick, come on. Let's take a picture.

Victoria: No, I-- I'm not standing next to you. I had rabbit ears on.

Nick: Oh, wah.

J.T.: 4-stroke 750cc. How about that?

Nick: Multiport fuel injection, 140 horsepower.

Daniel: Mm, are you stoked, Buddy?

Noah: So stoked. I just hope my mom doesn't throw a fit.

Sharon: Hi, Summer. Is your daddy here?

Summer: Go away

Daniel: Hey, did you leave enough room for you next to me?

Amber: Yep, yep.

Noah: Run, Summer! Come on, hurry!

(Voices overlapping)

Amber: Okay, everyone's gonna have to stop moving. Hey, Victoria, can you move in a little closer to J.T.? A little closer. Right there.

Nikki: Oh, Victor's gonna feel so left out.

Phyllis: All right, let's take a picture quick. Um, my feet are getting numb. Oh, hurry!

Daniel: Come on. Get in here.

Amber: Here we go.

Daniel: All right, everybody say "Christmas tree."

All: Christmas tree!

Noah: A! Very nice.

Amber: Whoo! Thank you.

Nick: Let's go for a ride.

Amber: Good picture.

Nick: Daddy's going first.

Noah: How many people can fit on this?

Paul: There was a nurse on duty at the hospital that remembers a woman bringing in a newborn.

Jill: How could a woman remember that after all these years?

Paul: Well, it turns out, it was her first night on the job, and she was thrown for a loop, because she actually saw someone abandon a child.

Jill: Oh, my God.

Paul: So the nuns took Katherine's baby to the orphanage.

Nina: She called them the "Grey Nuns." That's what they used to call the Sisters of Charity.

Paul: It's a catholic orphanage on the Canadian border. They're still in operation. I called.

Jill: Oh, my God. You said you have a name?

Paul: Yes. I have it right here for you.

Tucker: You have an exquisite home.

Kay: Well, thank you.

Jill: Katherine? Have a moment, please?

Tucker: Um, hate to interrupt Christmas with your family, but could I have a few minutes first?

Kay: Uh, business on Christmas?

Tucker: Well, it won't take long. You don't mind, do you, Darling?

Kay: Uh, uh, Jill, I'll be right with you, all right?

Jill: Okay. Just please--

Kay: For a few minutes? Murphy, take 'em in there. Uh, yes, Sir?

Tucker: Ordinarily, part your holiday restraints. I read over Neil's proposal for the takeover of Cell Tron.

Kay: Mm-hmm.

Tucker: It’s a long shot.

Kay: Well, I don't need your approval.

Tucker: No, you don’t. But this would be a terrific investment to cut our teeth on.

Kay: Mm. Well, uh, Mr. McCall, I've decided not to jump in on such a large acquisition so soon after the I.P.O.

Tucker: Why not? Your assets are liquid.

Kay: W-well, making a move on a company just because I can?

Tucker: No, because it's a good deal. Now if you're worried about staying liquid, you could structure the takeover using Chancellor's stock.

Kay: My stock?

Tucker: Well, I know if it were me, I would jump on this pony.

Mac: Gift certificates for maternity massages and... Fenmore's.

Devon: (Chuckles)

Roxanne: Nice.

Lily: (Chuckles) For maternity clothes.

Mac: You guys went overboard. I feel--I feel totally spoiled.

Lily: (Exhales)

Cane: Hey, what's the matter? You okay?

Lily: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just--I'm excited.

Ashley: So here's a present from me to you. Merry Christmas.

Neil: Oh, Ashley, you shouldn't have.

Ashley: Oh, yeah, I should've.

Neil: Yeah?

Ashley: Yeah.

Neil: Well, I'm glad you did.

Ashley: (Laughs)

Neil: Thank you so--

Ashley: It's just a little something.

Neil: "Children's children are a crown to the aged, and parents are the pride of their children." That's nice. Thanks. Did you know about Mac?

Ashley: I figured it out. Yeah, I was sworn to secrecy, or I would have told you.

Neil: Mm.

Lily: And merry Christmas.

Traci: What?

Lily: (Chuckles)

Traci: You didn't even know I was coming.

Cane: Oh, she sent me home to get it.

Traci: (Laughs) Well, thank you. Let's see.

Lily: You're welcome.

Traci: (Gasps) Ohh. Yeah, it's a, um, it's a scrapbook I did while I was in the hospital.

Ashley: Ooh.

Traci: Lily. (Gasps)

Neil: Wow, look at that.

Traci: (Chuckles)

Neil: She's in high school there, right? She's beautiful. Look at that shot.

Traci: Oh, Sweetie.

Ashley: Aw.

Traci: Thank you.

Traci: Oh, I'll treasure it always. This is wonderful. I love it. (Sniffles)

Lily: Good.

Ashley: I love you so much.

Woman: Bye.

Ashley: Drive safely. Thank you.

Cane: Yeah, sure. You know, you barely ate.

Lily: Uh, yeah. I'm just, you know, I'm--I'm excited, and I'm sad. I'm just all over the place, you know? And I was just thinking that Mom won't be here when our baby is born.

Neil: Honey, Dru would have made an incredible grandmother.

Traci: Lily, I could never replace your mother, but if you ever have any questions or just want to hear a friendly voice in the middle of the night-- 2:00 in the morning when the baby's keeping you awake-- Honey, please call me.

Lily: Thank you. I would like that. (Laughs)

Mac: You do look tired.

Lily: Yeah, I am. (Sighs)

Devon: Well, why don't you, uh, head home and get some rest?

Lily: Um, you know what? I think, uh, maybe I should, so...

Cane: All right, I'm gonna go get our coats, okay?

Nikki: That is quite the present you gave Noah.

Nick: Well, it's nothing compared to the car Dad gave him for his birthday.

Victoria: Mom, how long are you staying?

Nikki: Well, I got to head back tonight.

Victoria: Really? Ohh.

Nick: Oh, come on. I wish you'd stay for a few days.

Victoria: Yeah, Reed really misses you.

Nick: We all do.

Nikki: What's going on with you two?

Victoria: We--

Nikki: I know my children. Something's wrong.

Victoria: Well, just, um, no, everything's fine. I mean, J.T. and I, we hit a rough patch. That's all. No big deal.

Nikki: (Sighs) I'm sorry to hear that. Does it have anything to do with that horrible article Billy Abbott wrote?

Victoria: (Sighs) Yes, among other things.

Nikki: And you? What about you?

Nick: We're going through some stuff. You know how that goes. We're working through it.

Adam: Merry Christmas to me.

(Doorbell rings)

Sharon: Hi.

Adam: Hey. Did Noah like his snowmobile?

Sharon: Um, he loved it. It's cold out here. May I come in?

Adam: Please.

Amber: Come on, Reed. Let's go make snowballs.

Daniel: Hey, uh, kids, they--they really make Christmas, huh?

J.T.: Yeah. Yeah. It puts a whole new spin on the holiday season when you're trying to make sense out of directions like "Slide tab 'B' of the manifold into the locking carriage," you know, all that kind of stuff.

Daniel: (Laughs) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you telling me that you actually follow the directions?

J.T.: Yeah, well...

Amber: Come on, Reed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Victoria: Get her, Honey!

Amber: Don't throw it at me.

Daniel: Throw it at her!

Victoria: Get her!

Daniel: Nice!

J.T.: Good!

Amber: Oh, it was so good! Her!

J.T.: Yeah, man.

Victoria: Good boy. Listen, is the best thing in the world. You know, you'll find out when it happens to you.

Daniel: Oh, I am a long way from fatherhood, my friend. (Laughs) Hey, buddy.

Amber: (Sighs)

Victoria: You know, you're not the only one that feels that way about I can't bear the thought of leaving Reed.

J.T.: (Sighs) Well, then don't go.

Paul: Thank you both for inviting me into your home for Christmas.

Kay: Oh, come on. We loved having you. Uh, by the way, you give my love to, uh, Heather.

Paul: I will.

Kay: Love you. Thank you.

Paul: Love you, too. Well, Esther, the meal was fabulous.

Esther: Oh, thank you, Paul.

Nina: I'll walk you out.

Paul: Good night, everyone.

Jill: Thank you, Paul. Mwah.

Paul: Oh, you're welcome. Merry Christmas. There sure is a beautiful girl.

Billy: (Chuckles) She sure is. She through and through, aren't you? These over there, they're playing house with my baby.

Chloe: Okay, don't be ridiculous.

Billy: Yeah.

Jill: Billy, you've had enough.

Billy: Hey, Tucker-- is your name Tucker? Yeah, Tucker, you know what's funny? Growing up, she didn't want anything to do with me, and now she's all up in my business. Isn't that crazy?

Kay: Uh, Billy, enough.

Billy: See this kid? You are not her father, you hear me?

Jill: (Sighs)

Chance: Billy, I'm not even trying to be.

Billy: Good! Don't try to be. Because who's your daddy, huh? Who's your daddy? I'm your daddy. Look at this little juggle.

Chloe: Okay. Okay, hand her to me. Come on.

Billy: I'm having a conversation with my daughter. Back up.

Chloe: Listen, you want to get drunk and slobber all over she deserves better than that. You give her to me right now. Come on.

Cordelia: (Fusses)

Chloe: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Here. Here.

Billy: Well, I'd better go. (Groans)

Chance: You're not driving in that condition.

Billy: Hey, hey, hey. I got it, okay, Buddy?

Chance: Billy, you try it, I'm gonna arrest you for driving under the influence.

Billy: Oh, ho! The "Big bad detective's" gonna arrest me. All right, you want to come on?

Chloe: Listen, you just got out of jail. You want to go back?

Kay: Billy, Murphy can drive you home, Dear.

Chance: No, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'll take care of it. Let's go.

Billy: Of course.

Kay: Oh—

Chance: Hey, man, let's go. Come on.

Billy: Go get the car. I'll be right there. Come on. Get the car. Let's go. (Laughs)

Sharon: I was, um, already here at the ranch, and I wanted to see you again.

Faith (cries)

Adam: Well, I'm glad, actually. I-I thought things might get bad and you might disappear on me.

Sharon: Um, you know, I was watching Noah and he looks so grown up. And it just made me realize how fast time slips away. You know, I spend too much time looking at my past, and I need to move forward with my life.

(Footsteps approaching)

Woman: Oh. Excuse me.

Sharon: Hi.

Adam: Hey, is Ashley with you?

Woman: She's with friends. Faith was fussy, so I brought her home.

Sharon: Oh, can I hold her?

Woman: Sure.

Sharon: Oh, come here, Pumpkin.

Adam: Um, you know, you could take her to the nursery.

Sharon: No, it's okay. I'm okay.

Woman: I'm gonna fix a bottle.

Sharon: Hi. You know, today is a very special day.  

Faith: (Fusses)

Sharon: It was also my baby Faith's first Christmas.

Faith: (Crying)

Sharon: Yeah.

Lily: Well, you guys all have a Merry Christmas.

Mac: Talk to you tomorrow.

Lily: Okay.

Roxanne: I'll call you in the morning, and we'll hit the sales.

Cane: Oh, and then she can come home and tell me how much money she saved.

Neil: Now, man, you know you can't fight it. Just go with the flow.

Devon: Yeah. I'll see you guys later, though. Thanks for my leather gloves, too.

Lily: You're welcome.

Neil: Good night.

Mac: I should get going, too.

Neil: Oh, no, no, no, no. Not until you give me a hug. Because why? You're family now. Come here, girl. Mm-hmm.

Mac: (Laughs) I think this baby is lucky.

Devon: No, I don't think anybody's more excited than Lily is.

Cane: Hey. Are you okay?

Lily: Um, no, I'm not feeling well. I... (Sighs) I just didn't want to say anything in there and ruin everyone's Christmas.

Cane: Well, let's get you home. Come on.

Lily: (Sighs) Actually, I think I need to go to the hospital. (Sighs)

Cane: Come on.

Murphy: Uh, there's more coffee in the dining room.

Nina: May I?

Tucker: No, no, please. I'll--I'll--I'll get it myself.

Murphy: Come here. I want to show you something.

Jill: Hi.

Kay: Ah. (Laughs)

Jill: I have a confession to make.

Kay: Mm?

Jill: I'm not dating Paul.

Kay: (Clears throat) Well, I did wonder when I saw Nina walking him to the door.

Jill: Yeah.

Kay: Oh, Darling, I’m so sorry.

Jill: Oh, no, no, no. No, I have never been dating him. Um, we were actually working on this secret project for you. It's my present for you. Paul found the baby that you gave up for adoption all those years ago, and the name is in this box.

(Doorbell rings)

Tucker: (Sighs) Merry Christmas, Ms. Newman... Darlin'. Want to take the snowmobile for a little spin before we take off?

Amber: I just want to go home.

Daniel: What's the matter with you?

Amber: (Sighs) Watching Summer and Reed play today, I-I just couldn't stop thinking about Little D. what's gonna happen to him with Deacon in jail?

Daniel: Someone will probably take care of him.

Amber: I want to go and talk to Deacon about it.

Daniel: All he did was lie to us ever since he came to town. You know, that kid could be part of his plan of playing your sympathy.

Amber: No, I don't-- I don't think so. I mean, he looked really upset when we talked about his son, and I saw the look in his eyes, that pain. The pain was real. That wasn't an act.

Daniel: Amber, you can't trust a thing that that guy says.

Amber: Fine. Then I'll hire Paul. I will do whatever it takes. I have to find Little D.

Phyllis: Who wants hot chocolate?

Summer: With marshmallows?

Phyllis: Yeah!

Nick: Oh, for sure with marshmallows.

Phyllis: Marshmallows. Let's take off that coat. Come on, brr.

(Cell phone rings)

Nick: Nican. What do you mean, "Adam took the jet"? Was he by himself? Who was on the flight manifest?

Adam: Okay. Captain said we should be landing in one hour.

Sharon: Oh, my gosh! I can't believe we're doing this! (Laughs)

Adam: Why be tied to convention just 'cause it's a holiday? We can go anywhere and do anything. There.

Sharon: I'm not usually this impulsive. What will Noah think when I tell him that we've eloped?

Adam: You have made me the happiest man in the world.

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