Y&R Transcript Monday 7/20/09 -- Canada; Tuesday 7/21/09 -- USA

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Billy: CeeCee.

Colleen: Hey.

Billy: Hey. Mm.

Colleen: Chloe's not on her way up, is she?

Billy: Oh, come on. Give me a little credit.

Colleen: (Scoffs) Yeah, well, I'm just going to the gift shop to get, um, Lily some magazines.

Billy: She hanging in there?

Colleen: I'll tell you on the way.

Neil: Okay. Thanks again, Katherine. I appreciate that. Bye-bye.

Devon: What'd she say?

Neil: She said to take all the time I needed. She was very understanding.

Devon: That's good.

Lily: You're taking off work?

Neil: Yeah, a leave of absence. What are you doing out of bed?

Lily: Dad, are you sure you want to do that? I mean, you've only been working at Chancellor for a couple months.

Neil: It'll be fine, okay? The last thing I want is for you to worry about it, all right?

Devon: That's right. Don't argue with the man. He's made up his mind.

Mac: It's not up for debate. You're staying. Lily needs you.

Cane: No, she doesn't need me, 'cause all I do is bring her grief, okay?

Mac: You don't understand what's going on.

Cane: No, you don't understand, all right? She's better off without me, 'cause all I do is bring the girl pain. Thank you, good-bye.

Mac: Cane, she has cancer.

[Cell phone rings]

J.T.: How's Lily holding up?

Colleen: Yeah, well, she's trying to be brave, but I know she's scared.

J.T.: Well, uh, give her my best, will you?

Colleen: Of course.

J.T.: So how was your head this morning when you woke up?

Colleen: I'll give it a 3 jackhammers out of a possible 5.

(Scoffs)

J.T.: Well, that's not bad the way you were pounding back those drinks at Jimmy's.

Colleen: Yeah, thank you for coming to my rescue, and thank you for not blabbing to anyone, okay? Wait, you haven't, have you?

J.T.: Oh, I'm the soul of discretion.

Colleen: Yeah, well, I sure wasn’t. I mean, what the hell was I thinking getting up on a table and...

J.T.: Putting the girls on display?

Colleen: You know, um... (Sighs) I'm never getting drunk again. Thank God, no one I know saw me. Can you even imagine?

(Door opens)

J.T.: Hey, I gotta go. Uh, thanks for the update.

Victoria: Hello, handsome.

J.T.: Hi.

Victoria: Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you.

J.T.: No, that's okay. It's okay.

Victor: Hello, J.T.

J.T.: Victor. Uh, when I get back from lunch with my beautiful wife, I got something I'd like to talk to you about.

Victor: All right, we'll see you then.

J.T.: Okay.

Victoria: All right.

(Intercom buzzes)

Victor: Yes?

Woman: Your appointment's here.

Victor: Then kindly send them in.

Gloria: (Sighs)

Jeff: (Sighs) We did what you asked, Victor.

Victor: Good.

Gloria: We set Colleen up with a new friend last night.

Jeff: Someone who knows how to show a young lady her age a good time.

Gloria: Yeah, took her to a dive bar, and they lapped up booze like a couple of little fishies.

Jeff: But she wound up behaving in, shall we say, a less than professional manner.

Gloria: And Jeffrey got it all on video and uploaded it onto the internet.

Jeff: Viewclick, to be exact, where anyone can see it and pass it along. It should go viral in no time.

Gloria: So mission accomplished, record time. I say we deserve a bonus.

Jeff: Which I'm sure will be reflected in our check.

Victor: The two of you amuse me. I'm not gonna pay you a damn nickel until the mission is accomplished, all right?

Gloria: (Sighs)

Deacon: Great, okay. It's all set.

Man: You're meeting Romalotti?

Deacon: Yeah, uh, at some coffee shop near the university.

Man: (Scoffs) You know, it cracks me up him thinking you want to help him with his case.

Deacon: You know what you have to do, right?

Man: Yeah. Any word from the ex? You said it flipped her out when you saw each other.

Deacon: You know, actually, I haven't heard from Amber, but, uh, I'm not too worried about that. I know how to handle the little lady.

Amber: That's why I've been afraid to say anything till now, but I had to tell someone.

Jana: So where did you and Deacon run into each other?

Amber: At the club. I caught him talking to Victoria and Daniel. Oh, my God, I almost died.

Jana: Oh, my God, I'm sure.

Amber: (Sighs) And it was so freaky, Jana. Deacon was acting like we'd never met.

Jana: Why would he do that?

Amber: Oh, just to throw me off balance. You know, he loves playing these sick little games, but now I'm onto him. He can--he can forget it, because I am through being messed with.

Jana: Really? Well, then why do you seem so unhinged?

Amber: I'm just-- I'm just so frustrated. That's all.

Jana: Look, you know what you need to do? You need to take away his power.

Amber: How?

Jana: The only way that you can, and we have discussed this before, Amber. You need to sit down with Daniel, and you need to tell him everything.

Amber: (Sighs)

Daniel: Tell Daniel everything about what?

Amber: What, oh, hello, hi, hi.

Daniel: Hi, baby.

Amber: What are you doing here?

Daniel: You know what? Is it a problem that I'm here?

Amber: No, no. I'm just-- I'm so surprised to see you.

Daniel: Well, I gotta meet, uh, Deacon Sharpe, that art collector who you met at the club the other day. You remember?

Amber: How could I forget?

Daniel: You know, it's gonna take him a little while to get here. You want to sit down and talk?

Amber: Yeah, um, um, yeah. Can--you want to get some coffee and--and a table, and--and I'll be there in a sec? Okay.

Daniel: Yeah.

Amber: Okay.

Jana: So...

Amber: You're right, I need to come clean with Daniel about my past. Otherwise, Deacon will, and it will not be pretty.

Jeff: How naive was I to think you'd honor your word?

Gloria: Shh, shut up.

Jeff: We provided Colleen with an opportunity to act like an imbecile, which she did.

Gloria: Mm-hmm.

Jeff: There's proof the whole world can see. Now pay us.

Victor: I want her off my board. Once that transpires, you get your money. Not before, okay?

Jeff: (Sighs)

Gloria: Fine, we'll give things a little push. This time tomorrow, your board of directors will be screaming for you to throw Ms. Carlton out on her perky little derriere.

Victor: You make it happen, then we'll talk.

Neil: Okay, come on.

Lily: Dad, being up won't kill me, okay? Honest.

Devon: Just humor us, okay?

Lily: (Scoffs)

Colleen: Look who I found lurking in the hall.

(Chuckles)

Lily: Hey, hey.

Neil: Oh, hey.

Lily: When did you get here?

Billy: A few minutes ago.

Lily: So, um, Colleen told you, right?

Billy: I'm sorry you're going through this, Lily.

Lily: Yeah, well, we all have our stuff, right? Mine just happens to be the "Big C." (Scoffs)

Neil: Sweetheart, you're gonna get through this one day at a time, one minute at a time if that's all you can handle.

Lily: Yeah. Um, Dad, you know, you and Devon have been really great, but, um...

Devon: Are you kicking us out?

Lily: (Scoffs) No, it's just, you know, Aunt Liv's with the oncologist, and we're not gonna know anything for a while, so why don't you guys just, you know, go take a break and come back later? And, you know, Billy and Colleen are here, so... (Sighs) Seriously, okay? I'm not in any pain. I'm not weak. I'm not tired. I'm fine, okay? I'm fine.

Devon: It's all right.

Lily: (Sighs)

Cane: So--so tell me what Olivia said. What's Lily's prognosis?

Mac: The information I have is sketchy, Olivia to Colleen, Colleen to Billy, Billy to--

Cane: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Billy knows?

Mac: Yeah, I was here with him when he got the call.

Cane: What did Colleen say?

Mac: All I know is that its cancer and Lily's in the hospital, scheduled for surgery tomorrow.

Cane: What kind of cancer is it?

Mac: I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to stick my nose in your business, Cane. I just know that if I were Lily, I would want all the love and support I could get right now. She's probably feeling so alone, no matter how many people she has around her.

Cane: It-- it's probably best for Lily if I'm not one of them, though.

Mac: If you believe that, then you're a jackass. Lily doesn't give a damn about anything that's happened since Fourth of July. She needs her husband, Cane. She needs him to lie in bed with her the night before surgery and hold her and tell her that everything's gonna be okay. She needs him holding her hand when she wakes up in the recovery room, and if the cancer's spread--

Cane: Don't say that. Don't say that. You don't even think that.

Mac: If the cancer has spread, she needs to know that those vows you took were real, "For better or for worse, in sickness and in health," that you'll be there.

Cane: Of course, I want to be there. You don't think I want to be there? I just can't be there right now, not the way things are.

Mac: Because you're trying to be selfless. I get it, but now's not the time. You need to stop trying to do the noble thing and go do the right thing.

Cane: (Sighs)

Cane: If--if Devon and Neil are at Lily's bedside, they're not gonna let me get anywhere near her, so there's no point in me being there.

Mac: If I were Lily, just knowing that you were close and that you didn't run away would make all the difference.

Cane: Okay. All right, okay. All right, I'll go, uh, I'll stick around until, uh, Lily's had her surgery, and then once I know they've caught the cancer in time, I'm gonna leave as planned.

Mac: Where will you be so I can reach you?

Cane: I don't know.

Mac: Your house?

Cane: No, no, no, no. I-I want to keep a low profile, and that's, uh, that's the first place people are gonna look.

Mac: Oh, I know. Stay here. It's far enough outside of town. No one's gonna hassle you.

Cane: No, no, no, except Billy. You--you have no idea what the explosion's gonna be when he finds I'm crashing at his place, no.

Colleen: I hope you're not mad that I called this weirdo, hmm?

Lily: (Chuckles) Its okay. I can deal.

Billy: You know I still owe you kiddo, right?

Lily: For what?

Billy: Oh, you know, the way that you influenced Cane. If you hadn't, I-I might not have Delia. Oh, yeah, I guess I shouldn't have brought that up. Um...

Lily: It's okay.

Billy: Still, that's one heck of a one-two punch, isn't it? I mean, first, you find out what a liar this guy is, and then on top of that, you get cancer all in the same month. That's crazy. I...

Lily: Wow. Well, if this is your idea of a pep talk...

Billy: Okay, that wasn't funny. I'm not very good at this, am I?

Colleen: Mm, actually, no.

Billy: All right, listen, uh, I can't imagine what you're going through right now, but, uh, I imagine it's scary as hell. So if you need somebody that you can slap around or scream at about how all men are just garbage and they suck, then, hey, look, I'm your man. You can just... all day long.

Lily: (Chuckles) Thank you. I could definitely use a guy like that right now.

Daniel: Yeah, so, you know, I figure I should probably block out some time for Summer, try and help her get back to where she was before those peanuts did a little number on her. You know, my mom could use an extra set of hands.

Amber: Yeah, I'll bet.

Daniel: What do you want to talk to me about?

Amber: Deacon. You can't trust him, Daniel.

Daniel: Amber, you just met the guy. Why would you say that?

Amber: Because--

Deacon: Hey, Daniel.

Daniel: Deacon, hey.

Deacon: Hey, pal.

Daniel: Thank you so much for meeting me here.

Deacon: Thanks.

Daniel: Have a seat, please.

Deacon: Oh, I didn't know you'd be joining us. Uh, it's A-April, right?

Amber: My name's Amber.

Deacon: Oh, Amber. I'm sorry, that's it.

Daniel: Baby, are you okay?

Amber: I told you, we need to talk.

Daniel: Yeah, we will. I just gotta meet with Deacon real quick.

Amber: Um, no, now.

Daniel: Baby, just relax. Give it a second.

Deacon: You-- you know what, guys? Really, uh, I-I get it. You and your girlfriend have to be feeling pretty paranoid around strangers now. Um, I wish I had better news for you, though.

Daniel: So no word on who set me up?

Deacon: Unfortunately, Daniel, no.

Amber: Oh, yeah, I'm sure you've been up nights losing sleep trying to help us out.

Deacon: (Laughs) I'm actually not that bad a guy once you get to know me.

Daniel: Yeah, I'm sure you're not.

Amber: Look, Dan--Daniel, it... (Sighs) We--we really-- we really gotta talk.

Deacon: Yeah, yeah, listen, you know what, guys? Um, I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a--I'm a patron of the arts. I--hang on a second. I'm even a single dad. Take a look at this little guy. (Chuckles) That's my son.

Daniel: That's your son, huh?

Deacon: Yeah.

Daniel: Well, what's his name?

Deacon: His name's Eric, but, uh, everyone calls him "Little D." Ain't he cute? What makes hair so happy? He is one cute little kid. What do you think, Amber?

Amber: He's beautiful.

Deacon: You like kids? Anyway, look, I wasn't fishing for compliments. I, uh, I just wanted to let you know that I'm a father trying to do right by his son. That's it. If, uh, you need to get a hold of me, I'll be over at the Athletic Club, Room 311.

Daniel: Room 311, got it.

Deacon: Okay.

Daniel: Hey, you, uh, let me know if you hear anything about those crooks.

Deacon: Stay in touch, all right?

Daniel: Yeah, I will.

Deacon: I will. I got your number.

Daniel: Nice.

Amber: (Sighs)

Deacon: Bye, Amber.

Daniel: Well, you know, you usually are not that rude.

Amber: Huh?

Daniel: You didn't even say good-bye to the guy.

Amber: (Sighs) Oh, I, um, I just--I forgot something.

Daniel: What'd you forget?

Amber: I forgot that I'm supposed to... (Sniffles) Meet Lauren about some new designs.

Daniel: Okay, what about our little talk here?

Amber: Oh, you know what? Um, I-I just really promised her that I would go, but I will see you at home after, okay?

(Makes kissing sound)

Daniel: Okay.

Kevin: An anonymous, untraceable e-mail address?

Gloria: Mm-hmm.

Kevin: Do I want to know why?

Gloria: An erotic scavenger hunt for Jeffrey.

Kevin: Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh! Mom, Mom, no. That is too much information.

Gloria: You gonna help me... with the e-mail address?

Kevin: (Sighs) I will help you if you promise to never use the words "erotic" and...

Gloria: Jeffrey.

Kevin: "Jeffrey" in the same sentence again, all right?

Gloria: (Laughs)

Kevin: Come with me. Why would-- why'd you say that? I mean, all you had to say is, "I need an e-mail address." You didn't have to say why.

(Computer keys clicking)

Lily: (Laughs)

Devon: I'm really glad that they're here to make Lily smile, or at least keep her, uh, from following any more urges to be with that lowlife she married.

Neil: "Any more urges"? What does that mean?

Devon: Oh, well, she tried to call him earlier. Luckily, she got his voice mail and decided not to leave a message.

Neil: She tried to--

Devon: Mm-hmm.

Neil: You are kidding me.

Devon: Mnh-mnh. I wish I was.

Neil: (Sighs)

Neil: Oh, I'll tell you, I'm glad she hung up. (Sighs) I would do whatever it takes to keep a smile on my little girl's face, except allow Cane Ashby to mess with my daughter's head any more than he already has.

Cane: All right, look, your heart is in the right place, but having me stay here is just gonna be causing trouble, okay?

Mac: I can handle Billy.

Cane: All right, you say that now.

Mac: Lily needs you. End of story. We can worry about the rest later. I should get to memorial, see what's going on. There's food in the fridge and clean sheets on the bed. I know it won't be easy for you hiding out here and wondering and worrying, but I promise you, Cane, even if Lily doesn't know you're still in town, it really does make a difference that you're here.

Cane: Look, there-- there's one more thing you could do for me. Um, I want to lift Lily's spirits, but you're gonna have to make a stop before you get to the hospital.

Jana: (Sighs)

(Computer keys clicking)

Jana: Hey, Kev, um, have you gotten that guy's order?

Kevin: Uh, no, babe.

(Computer keys clicking)

Gloria: And you're sure that Jeffrey will never know that I'm the one behind this?

Kevin: Uh, yeah, I'm positive.

(Computer keys clicking)

Gloria: Thanks, Sweetie.

Kevin: (Exhales deeply) Okay.

Jeff: Oh, nice going.

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Jeff: Where'd you get all those addresses at newman.com?

Gloria: Well, I'm a resourceful woman, Jeffrey.

Jeff: Yeah, you certainly are.

Gloria: (Chuckles) Even pixilated Colleen's upstairs. Yeah, well, that way, the good administrators at Viewclick won't remove our little masterpiece before the predictably puritan Newman board gets an eyeful.

Jeff: (Chuckles) You think of everything.

Gloria: (Laughs) I sure do, and I can hear the sound of all those dollars falling in our bank account. (Presses computer key) "Attach link."

Jeff: Now hit "Send."

Gloria: Why don't you do the honors, Honey?

Jeff: (Humming) Teamwork, baby.

Gloria: Yeah.

Jeff: (Scoffs)

(Chuckles)

J.T.: You said the other day that I could stop investigating Colleen.

Victor: That is correct, J.T. family is now priority, all right?

(Cell phone rings)

Victor: I will deal with Colleen another day. Excuse me.

J.T.: Sure.

Victor: Excuse me.

Woman: Oh, my God.

J.T.: What is it?

Woman: Someone just e-mailed me this link. Isn't that Colleen Carlton?

Colleen: Whoo!

J.T.: Okay, all right, time to go. It's time to go.

Colleen: What? What are you doing?

J.T.: It's time to get out of here.

Colleen: What, the party's just started.

Victoria: Where the hell did that come from?

Colleen: Wipeout! Your turn.

Billy: Wow.

Lily: (Chuckles) Okay. Uh, wow, you get phone calls on this thing, too?

Colleen: Oh, isn't this a great country? Oh. Hello, this is Colleen. Victoria, yeah, what-- um, yeah, I'm just in the middle of something, and-- okay, okay. I will come over now. Okay, thanks. Bye.

Billy: What's the problem?

Colleen: Victoria's got a bug up her butt or something. (Sighs) Look, I've gotta go to the Newmans', but I will check in with you later, okay?

Lily: Okay.

Colleen: Okay.

Lily: All right, thanks for stopping by.

Colleen: Love you.

Lily: I love you.

Billy: Um, well, uh, I think Colleen has all the cool apps on her phone. I-I don't-- I don't really have...

Lily: (Scoffs) It is okay. You are entertaining enough on your own.

Billy: Well, I am glad we were able to get past our, uh, our stuff and become friends again.

Lily: Yeah, me, too.

Billy: What you thinking there?

Lily: (Sighs) It's just that, um, you know, if the cancer has spread and my organs have been affected, then I would feel it, right?

Billy: You know, I remember Ashley asking the same thing when, uh, she found a lump in her breast.

Lily: She had such a rough time.

Billy: Yeah, she did, but, hey, she got through it just like Olivia. She beat her cancer, and she even lived to have a, uh...

Lily: A baby.

Billy: Yeah.

Lily: Yeah, my cousin Nate. Although... (Sighs) I don't have a husband like Ashley had or a baby on the way to help me get through this.

Billy: Well, maybe you don’t. (Sighs) But you've got Colleen, and, hey, you've got me. We're not going anywhere.

(Knocking on door)

Deacon: (Laughs)

Amber: Oh, that was a low blow. That was a low blow pulling that picture out right in front of me.

Deacon: You know, I was wondering when you were gonna show up.

Amber: Oh, you remember me now. Shocker.

Deacon: So you care to join me?

Amber: Figures, you're drinking again.

Deacon: No, actually, it's iced tea. Sorry to disappoint you, honey. I've been on the straight and narrow.

Amber: Oh, yeah, sure you are. Didn't you learn your lesson back in L.A.?

Deacon: You know, I had a lot of time to think while I was getting sober.

Amber: Oh, you, think? That'll be the day.

Deacon: Yeah, and I realized I missed me. I missed "Playing the game," so to speak, and I definitely missed playing it with my favorite partner.

Amber: What is this, Deacon, huh? Showing up out of nowhere just when Daniel's trying to prove his innocence?

Deacon: Let me ask you something-- what is it with you and all these good guys anyway? Talk about not learning your lesson.

Amber: Oh, just cut the bull. What do you want?

Deacon: Well, it would be a shame if anything happened that would hurt Daniel's case.

Amber: Are you saying you killed the guy in the alley?

Deacon: Come on, Amber. You know I'm not a murderer, but I do have some information that might make Daniel's life very difficult, maybe even send him back to jail... unless, of course, you give me what I want.

Amber: Which is what? S-spit it out, already.

Deacon: Well, it's the same thing I've always wanted ever since I met you-- I want you, Amber, you.

Billy: Oh, forget this.

Lily: No, you're not.

Neil: Hi, Sweetheart. You up for a visitor?

Lily: Yeah.

Mac: Hi.

Lily: Hi, Mackenzie. Hey.

Mac: Hope I'm not imposing.

Lily: No.

Mac: Billy said you were having a procedure done, so I brought some DVDs and my laptop to pass the time.

Lily: Wow, thank you. Let's see here. Wow, "Casablanca" and "Gilda," "The Maltese Falcon." How did you know?

Mac: You mentioned one night at jimmy's that they were your favorites.

Billy: You got any Hitchcock in here? She really likes Hitchcock.

Lily: Oh, and "North by Northwest."

Billy: And "Vertigo"-- good flick.

Lily: Wow. Cane and I used to watch all of these together. Mac, thank you...

Billy: (Clears throat)

Lily: So much. I don't know how you knew, but this is exactly what I needed tonight. Thank you.

Amber: Like I'm supposed to believe I was the love of your life. There was... (Scoffs) There was a whole parade of women after me.

Deacon: Well, now that is true, but last I heard, Jackie's got herself a new boy toy, and as for the others, I, uh, well, I spent all my time trying to prove that I was worthy to a bunch of women who, I guess, I just wasn't good enough for. It's the same story with you, right? All the men in your life-- Rick, Cane, Daniel-- always second-guessing you, always judging you. Let me ask you something-- why would a beautiful, dynamic woman like you want to put up with that?

Amber: Uh, I don't want to hear it, Deacon.

Deacon: Well, I'm sure you don't, Amber.

Amber: You know what? We've crossed that bridge. It's time to move on.

Deacon: Yeah, you know that picture I showed Daniel? Well, there's more history where that came from, a lot more, and I'm afraid it's not nearly as benign.

Amber: Okay. So how do I get you and your slimy history to leave me and Daniel the hell alone?

Deacon: Well, you could just give me one night, just you and me, just the two of us, and I won't hurt your boyfriend.

Amber: You are obsessed.

Deacon: (Laughs) Come on, you love it, don't you?

Amber: No.

Deacon: Yeah. (Laughs)

Amber: No, you know what? I-I-I wouldn't give you one minute, one second, one--one hour--nothing if you were the last man on this earth!

Deacon: That's--that's the Amber I remember.

Amber: Oh! God! You--

Deacon: Yeah, baby. (Laughs)

Amber: Oh, I hate you!

(Slams door)

Deacon: Oh, I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way. Yes, hello. Uh, I have some information about a crime. Uh, I'm just a concerned citizen. Okay, thank you.

Jana: Are you sure I can't get you anything?

Man: Are you-- you wouldn't happen to be Jana Fisher, would you?

Jana: Yes, I am. Why do you ask?

Man: I heard your husband on the radio.

Jana: Oh.

Man: I haven't had an easy life, either, but--but I could totally relate to what he said about dealing with your past.

Jana: So you're a fan then.

Man: Yeah. I guess you could say that.

Jana: Well, you know, um, Kevin's actually here today. Would you like to meet him?

Man: O-oh, man. Are you serious?

Jana: Yeah.

Man: I'd love to.

Gloria: There it is...

Jeff: Mm.

Gloria: Colleen's strip show on continuous loop. Just a matter of time before we get the cash Victor owes us.

Jeff: Oh, green is such a lovely color, don't you think?

Gloria: Yeah.

Jeff: (Chuckles)

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Kevin: Colleen? Holy crap. (Gasping)

J.T.: Look, at the time, I didn't think it was that big a deal.

Victoria: Not a big deal? Colleen exposing herself in a dive bar is not a big deal?

J.T.: (Sighs)

Victoria: As soon as this happened, you should have come to me so we weren't blindsided. Colleen is a board member, and--and there she is on the internet, giving the whole world a free show.

J.T.: Victoria, people make mistakes.

Victoria: (Scoffs) Mistakes.

J.T.: Since when are you so heartless?

Victoria: This is a business, J.T. It's not a sorority, okay?

J.T.: Look, I wasn't asking my boss that question. I was asking my wife.

(Door opens)

Victoria: Uh, come back. (Sighs)

Victor: What's going on?

Victoria: We have a disaster on our hands, that's what's going on. (Sighs)

Colleen: Whoo!

Victor: Huh.

J.T.: Okay, all right, time to go. It's time to go.

Colleen: What? What are you doing?

Victor: Is that...

Victoria: It's Colleen Carlton. I've called her. She's on her way.

Victor: Good. We'll handle that quickly.

J.T.: Hey, Coll, wait up.

Colleen: J.T., something freaky is going on, because first, I get this nasty call from Victoria screaming at me to get over here, and then when I got here, everyone in the elevator is staring at me the whole way. Wh--they're whispering and laughing. What--what is going on?

J.T.: Yeah, uh, it's because of that.

Colleen: Oh, my God. Is--is that on the internet?

J.T.: Vicki's on the warpath. I'm sure by now Victor's seen it.

Victor: He certainly has.

Colleen: Victor, I had no idea, okay? I am so, so sorry.

Victoria: The damage has been done, Colleen. Listen, I'm gonna get started on the press release and see if I can find a way to spin this.

Victor: That will not be necessary. Ms. Carlton has engaged in morally questionable behavior. She has embarrassed my company. That's grounds for firing.

J.T.: Victor...

Colleen: I will ne--

J.T.: Come on.

Colleen: This will never happen again, Victor.

Victor: It's already done. You're gone.

Victoria: Dad, don't you think that's a little harsh? I mean, I'm sure she's already very humiliated.

Victor: And she should be. As of now, you will no longer hold that seat on the Newman board of directors. End of discussion.

(Door closes)

Kevin: (Sighs) (Chuckles)

Jana: Um, Kevin? Um, I would like you to meet-- um, I'm so sorry. I didn't catch your name.

Ryder: Ryder.

Kevin: Hey, Ryder. Ryder what?

Ryder: Just Ryder. No reason to have a last name when you don't have a family.

Jana: Um, Ryder was really moved by your speech that you gave on the radio.

Ryder: Dude, you rocked. You have no idea what an honor it is to be talking to the Kevin fisher face-to-face.

Kevin: (Chuckles) Thank you.

(Chuckles)

Amber: Just hold me tighter.

Daniel: Hey, are you okay? Did something happen with Lauren?

Amber: Come here. I just really need to feel you in my arms right now.

Cane: Whatever it is, whatever you are afraid to tell Daniel, you need to tell him now, 'cause the last thing you want is for him to hear this from someone else.

Daniel: Hey, Amber.

Amber: (Crying) Will you make love to me right now? Please?

(Knock on door)

Amber: (Sighs)

Grimes: Daniel Romalotti?

Daniel: Yeah.

Grimes: Special Agent Nolan grimes, department of justice.

Daniel: (Sighs) "Special" Agent? I guess, uh, plain old Agent Aucker wasn't good enough for our case anymore, huh?

Grimes: Let's just say after the latest tip we received on our anonymous hotline, it's been given a higher priority.

Daniel: Whoa, whoa, what tip?

Grimes: It's all explained in the search warrant.

Daniel: Hey, come on, you guys have already been through this place.

Amber: Y-you need to stop this. Isn't this, like, double jeopardy or something?

Grimes: Have your lawyer explain it to you. Try that wall.

Daniel: Hey, can you be careful with that painting?

Grimes: Use this.

Man: (Sighs)

(Tape rips)

Grimes: There it is...

Man: (Sighs)

Grimes: The forged Terroni, exactly where we were told it would be.

Daniel: No. No, no, no, no. I did not do that.

Grimes: Tell it to the judge.

Daniel: Look, can't you see that I'm being set up? Someone is trying to frame me. I have no idea how that painting got in there.

Man: (Sighs)

Deacon: (Sighs) (Chuckles)

Billy: You know, that was-- that was really great of you getting those movies for Lily, much better than finding Cane.

Mac: It was nice to put a smile on her face.

Billy: Yeah? Well, how about you put a smile on my face?

Mac: That's right, it's still your birthday.

Billy: It still is. So let's go back to the trailer and have that dinner like we planned.

Mac: Actually, um, I'm not--I'm not feeling up to that tonight.

Billy: Why not? What do you mean?

Mac: Well, seeing Lily in the hospital, it just-- it reminded me of how close we came to losing grandma, and I think that I need to be with my family.

Billy: Uh, well, sure. Okay, I understand. We can just go to our new hideaway tomorrow, I guess.

Gilda: All my clothes are here, even my perfume. You think of everything, don't you, Johnny?

Johnny: Everything.

Gilda: We're right back where we started, aren't we, darling? Right back where--

Johnny: Right back where we started. She still didn't believe I wasn't coming back. Every night, she got all dressed up and waited. A girl like Gilda couldn't stand not knowing the "Why" of things, so she decided to swallow her pride and come to see me. That was wonderful.

Gilda: Hello, remember me? I'm Gilda, your wife, remember? You haven't been around lately. I thought maybe you were an amnesia victim or something.

Lily: (Sighs)

Gilda: This vacuum I'm living in...

Cane: (Sniffles) (Sniffles)

Gilda: Mind giving me a reason?

Johnny: Not at all. You've had such a full life up till now, I thought a little peace and quiet would do you good.

Gilda: (Crying) Oh, Johnny, please let me go. Please let me go. (Sobs) I can't stand it anymore. I don't want anything from you, but please, just let me go. (Sobbing)

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Adam: Victor's up at the house right now. He's got a press conference on television right now. He's issuing a reward for your arrest.

Mary Jane: No, no, he can't do that.

Daniel: How am I gonna fight this, Michael? I mean, how am I supposed to defend myself? I can’t.

Wallace: Are you aware Adam Wilson's left the premises?

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