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Lily: Hey.

Devon: Hey.

Lily: I need you to save me.

Devon: Okay. From what?

Lily: From Dad. I cannot stay one more night at the apartment. If he asks me one more time how I am doing, I'm gonna jump out the window.

Devon: Lily, he's just worried about you.

Lily: Yeah, I know. Tell me about it. I told him I had to go to the bathroom. He almost made Tyra come with me to make sure I didn't fall in.

Devon: (Chuckles) Well, now wait a second. Is Tyra here?

Lily: Yeah, it was supposed to be a date, but then because Dad's afraid to leave me alone, it turned into a family dinner.

Devon: Is this just about Neil? I mean, did Cane-- did he do something else to upset you?

Lily: Not exactly.

Devon: "Not exactly"? What does that mean?

Lily: Listen, I will tell you later, okay? Just come with me.

Devon: All right.

Lily: Hey, hey.

Tyra: Hey.

Lily: Look who I found on my way back from the ladies' room.

Neil: Well, how you doing, son?

Devon: Good.

Tyra: Hey, Devon.

Neil: So...

Devon: (Clears throat)

Neil: Guys, isn't this great getting out like this? And you-- you get to spend some time with your family, well-deserved time.

Mac: You regret it, don't you?

Cane: You're gonna have to be a little more specific.

Mac: Selling me the bar.

Cane: There are a lot of things I regret, but that's not one of them.

Mac: So you're still leaving?

Cane: Yep. I came by to pack up my things.

Mac: Have you even tried to talk to Lily?

Cane: Yeah, I've tried so many times, I'm starting to feel like a stalker.

Mac: Well, what about her family?

Cane: Uh, they've written me off, too, and I don't really blame them for it, so...

Mac: Hey, Colleen.

Colleen: Very clean restroom you have in your establishment.

Cane: Hey.

Colleen: Hey.

Cane: Hey.

Colleen: So I called Lily to say I got back from my grandmother's, and she still has not returned my call.

Cane: Yeah, well, she has a lot on her plate.

Colleen: Oh, yeah.

Cane: But I'm sure she's really happy to see you, so...

Mac: What can I get for you?

Colleen: I totally forgot you worked here. It's crazy.

Cane: Actually, Mac doesn't work here. She's the new owner.

Colleen: Didn't you just buy this place?

Mac: And just sold it-- to me.

Colleen: Oh, I get it. You want to be home with Lily making babies 24/7, huh?

Mac: You never said what you wanted.

Colleen: Um, I would like two long island iced teas, please.

Mac: Mm, who's the second drink for? Big date?

Colleen: (Whispering) Well, I don't know him, but he says he wants to know me. Name's Aidan.

Gloria: Great. Well, you keep us posted.

Jeff: So is our friend Aidan getting the job done?

Gloria: Round three of drinks, and she insists on buying.

Jeff: Hmm. Sounds like we picked the right man.

Gloria: Oh, you get enough booze in you, anyone's the right man.

Jeff: (Chuckles)

Gloria: (Laughs) But no. I think Aidan has the, uh, perfect accoutrements to guarantee the success of our plan.

Jeff: (Laughs) Well, poor little unsuspecting Colleen, about to have her "Good girl" image tarnished for all the world to see.

Gloria: Yeah. And Victor will have the ammunition he needs to get her thrown off the board.

Jeff: Hmm.

Gloria: Speaking of which, I should probably call him and tell him that "Operation wild thing" is under way. Victor Newman, please. Uh, yes, I'm sure he's very busy. Well, who's this? (Chuckles) Abby. Would you mind holding the phone up to your father's ear for a s-- he's what? Oh, no, no, no, no. Please. Please. Don't interrupt him. I'll catch him later.

Jeff: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?

Gloria: Tell you in a sec.

Jack: Take that up to Sharon Abbott’s room and put it on my tab. Thank you.

Gloria: Hello, Jack.

Jack: Haven't they revoked your membership? Or are you just waiting to start your shift washing dishes?

Jeff: (Chuckles)

Gloria: (Laughs) We will ignore that rudeness...

Jeff: (Sighs)

Gloria: Because I'm sure you're very upset with what's about to happen.

Jack: What are you talking about?

Gloria: Why, dear Ashley and Victor's wedding.

Adam: This is a surprise.

Abby: When Mom and Victor told me they were getting married here tonight, I freaked.

(Laughs)

Ashley: Victor pulled some strings, of course, and got us a license. I don't know how you do it.

Victor: Well, we're all set if you're willing to stand up for us.

Abby: You mean like a maid of honor?

Victor: That's right.

(Chuckles)

Abby: Oh.

(Laughs)

Adam: You know, uh...

Ashley: Are you excited?

Adam: You can always ask Nick.

Victor: Adam, you have been very protective of Ashley and the baby. And if that is not a criterion for best man, I don't know what is.

(Door closes)

Victoria: Hey. Hi.

Victor: Hi, Sweetheart.

Victoria: Sorry for, uh, barging in.

Victor: What brings you by?

Victoria: Well, um, there are a few things that Nick wanted me to run past you, if you don't mind, while he's dealing with Summer.

Victor: How is Summer?

Victoria: (Sighs) Dad, it's gonna be a long road.

Ashley: I'm sorry to interrupt. We have to get ready.

Victor: Yes.

Victoria: Ready? For what?

Victor: Ashley and I are getting married tonight.

Victoria: (Sighs) Uh, when were you gonna tell Nick and me? After the honeymoon?

Victor: Well, you know that Ashley and I have been considering this for a while, okay?

Victoria: Why tonight?

Victor: Because I wanted tonight.

Ashley: And we, um, had to keep it small for obvious reasons. We--

Victoria: Too small to invite my father's other children?

Ashley: Victoria, it has nothing to do with that. We were rushing this. It was very much a last-minute thing.

Victor: Sweetheart, and because of what happened to Summer, we didn't want to make a big announcement, all right? But you're welcome to stay.

Abby: Mom, I need to talk to you.

Victoria: (Whispering) Dad, please. What are you doing?

Victor: (Whispering) You know your dad by now, don't you? I do things on the spur of the moment. I don't wait for a damn thing. But please, do not put any pressure on Ashley right now. No stress-- not for her, and not for the baby, all right? I'll explain everything later, okay?

Mary Jane: What do you think, kitty? Hmm? I wonder why Adam was so adamant I wear this dress to the wedding... not that it isn't perfect for me. He said it belonged to someone named Sabrina. I'm sure she didn't turn as many heads in it as I will. Hmm.

Adam: Don't be so offended, Princess Victoria. Daddy dearest only asked me to be his best man because his real son is tied up. Like he has the right to ask anything of me. (Sighs) (Imitating Victor) "Sorry, son, I know I ruined your life. Uh, want to hold the ring for me? All right?" (Normal voice) The guy's a hypocrite. (Sighs) He feeds Ashley some line about wanting to be around her all the time. (Sighs) He probably fed my mom the same exact line. (Grunts) The only reason-- the only reason that he wants to marry her is to get back into the bedroom, (sighs) But the night isn't a total wash. I got one hell of a wedding present for you, Pops. (Grunts) It's gonna blow you away.

(Grunts)

(Sighs)

(Sighs)

Victoria: Well, I can see that this clearly is not the time to, uh, to talk business.

Victor: No.

Ashley: Why don't we go upstairs and see what you have that says, "Maid of honor," okay?

Abby: Okay.

Victor: Ashley, there's a-- there's a bag from Fenmore's on your bed.

Ashley: How did you have time to do that?

Victor: Well, this is your day, you know. You deserve something special.

Ashley: Thanks.

Victoria: Ashley, uh, wait. Um, I was really-- I was horrible to you when you first married my father. And I'm never gonna forgive myself for the way that I acted when I heard that my dad was gonna marry Sabrina. So if--if you don't mind, um, I-I'd like to stay.

Ashley: Victoria, we would love you to stay. Of course.

Victoria: Thank you.

Ashley: Yeah.

Victoria: Okay. Thanks.

Victor: (Sighs)

(Cell phone rings)

J.T.: Hey, Babe. What's up? You're kidding. Wow, well, you figured they were gonna tie that knot eventually. You okay with all this? Yeah, you sound good. Well, look, um, Mac needs my help with a security project, but it shouldn't take me too long.

Colleen: (Slurring) I will drink to that. Cheers.

Aidan: (Laughs)

Colleen: You're so funny.

J.T.: Uh, no, I will not miss the ceremony.

Colleen: It's really strong.

J.T.: All right. I love you, too. Bye.

Colleen: You are. (Laughs) This is like my fourth one or something stupid.

J.T.: Hey, stranger.

Colleen: J.T.! Hi!

J.T.: Oh.

Colleen: Oh, it's so good to see you!

J.T.: (Chuckles)

Colleen: Oh!

J.T.: Wow, uh, you're, uh, you're in a good mood.

Colleen: Does Victoria know you're hanging out at bars after hours?

J.T.: (Sighs)

Colleen: (Laughs)

J.T.: Actually, I'm looking for Mac.

Colleen: Oh, um...

J.T.: Yeah.

Colleen: She's in the back with Cane there.

J.T.: Oh, hey, what's going on?

Colleen: Oh, sorry. Um, J.T., this is Aidan.

J.T.: Nice to meet you.

Aidan: I'm going for, uh, another round. You want to join us?

J.T.: Uh, I'll pass, thanks.

Colleen: Uh, yeah.

Aidan: I'll be back.

Colleen: Okay.

J.T.: (Chuckles) Look, I didn't mean to interrupt your date here.

Colleen: (Laughs) It's not a date.

J.T.: Right. Right.

Colleen: Well, one sure way to bring whatever it is to an end is to have my ex join us, so...

J.T.: Okay, so I-- I did interrupt. Look, uh, seriously, are you, uh, you okay with that guy?

Colleen: You know what, J.T.? I already have a cab coming, so... and you don't need to look out for me. I'm fine.

J.T.: Yeah, well, listen, old habits die hard.

Colleen: Okay, well, don't you worry, 'cause I'm not gonna do anything stupid.

Gloria: (Sighs) What should we buy first, a yacht or a jet? I mean, sailing sounds wonderful, but there's something to be said for hopping from Paris to Madrid in one night.

Jeff: Uh... (Clears throat) Why don't we get the cash in hand and then worry about how to spend it?

Gloria: According to Aidan, the tiger's out of the cage ready to pounce. We are gonna be swimming in Victor's reward money in no time at all, and on top of it all, I get to see a certain Abbott brought down a notch.

Jeff: I didn't realize you disliked Colleen so much.

Gloria: Oh, forget her. It's about Uncle Jack. Everyone knows he pushed her to take her father's board seat just to give Victor hell.

Jeff: That's some vendetta between those two.

Gloria: Legendary.

Jeff: And a little sick, seeing as how Victor has a new problem-- publicly destroying his bride's niece to stick it to Jack.

Gloria: We're not destroying Colleen. We're just easing her out of a position she never should have had in the first place.

Jeff: Sure we are.

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Jeff: (Chuckles) I'm gonna go check on Aidan's progress, see if we can move on to phase two.

Gloria: Just make sure Colleen doesn't see you.

Jeff: Well, hopefully, she'll be too busy dancing on the tables to see me.

Gloria: Jeffrey, it's gonna work. I feel it in my bones. We'll get what we want. Eventually, we always do.

(Chuckles)

Jeff: (Chuckles)

Colleen: Ugh, are you hot? Oh, my gosh, I'm hot. Mm.

Aidan: I cannot argue with that.

Colleen: (Giggles) You are funny.

Aidan: (Chuckles) You ready for another?

Colleen: (Sighs) You're not trying to get me drunk, are you? Hmm?

Aidan: Hmm?

Colleen: I think I'm drunk.

Aidan: A little bit.

Colleen: Do you hear that?

Aidan: What?

Colleen: Exactly. What kind of bar doesn't play music, huh? Don't--don't move. Stay. Stay. I'll be back.

Colleen: Oh, I love this song! (Humming, snapping fingers) Dance with me. Oh!

J.T.: I'm thinking Colleen wouldn't be in Cane's bar if she knew about Lily and him.

Mac: It's probably better she doesn't know, at least for tonight. Cane's been raked over the coals enough.

J.T.: (Chuckles) Is there anyone you can't sympathize with?

Mac: He made a mistake. He's not a monster.

J.T.: Well, look, I mean, if you're not gonna rip into the guy after he conned your grandmother, I sure as hell can't bad-mouth him. All right, so what, uh, security questions do you want to pick my brain about? You got a regular that's getting a little too friendly? You want me to kick him out?

Mac: (Laughs)

J.T.: Point him out. I'll throw him out of here.

Mac: No, I actually wanted to talk to you about updating the system. I mean, I know the neighborhood's fine, but that murder in the alley freaked me out a little bit.

J.T.: Yeah, yeah. You and me both, especially with what happened with Victoria. But isn't, uh, isn't security up to the--the owner?

Mac: You're looking at her.

J.T.: Wait a minute. Cane sold you the bar? Mackenzie Browning owns a bar?

(Laughs)

Mac: Actually, it's perfect for me. I can work here at night and volunteer at the shelter during the day.

J.T.: Oh, of course, because, you know, you couldn't just volunteer at the shelter and live off the Chancellor money.

Mac: What about you? Married to the Newman dynasty, and I bet you put in 50, 60 hours a week.

J.T.: At least.

Mac: Mm-hmm. Far cry from the teenager I once knew.

J.T.: Yeah, well, that's a good thing.

Mac: He wasn't so bad.

J.T.: All right, show me around this place. I'll recommend a system, and if you're lucky, I might even install it for you.

Mac: You don't have to do that.

J.T.: No, what are friends for if they can't offer a little protection?

Mac: Follow me.

J.T.: Okay.

Cane: (Sighs)

(Cell phone rings)

Devon: Sheesh. You know what? I'm getting real tired of seeing this number show up on my phone.

Cane: Hey, uh, Devon, look. Please, can I, uh, please speak to Lily?

Devon: She doesn't want to hear anything you have to say.

Cane: Could you please just tell her that I love her and, um, good-bye?

Devon: Well, it's about time you're leaving.

Cane: Could you please just give her that message?

Devon: If you love her, leave her alone.

Tyra: (Speaking indistinctly)

Lily: Good.

Devon: Sorry about that, guys.

Lily: Oh.

Neil: That's all right. Everything okay?

Devon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is now.

Neil: Good. So Tyra was just telling us how much Ana is loving camp.

Tyra: Oh, my guy-- oh, my God, guys. Think about it-- just music and--and singing all day long. She is loving it.

Devon: (Chuckles)

Lily: Mm.

Neil: So what about, uh, some dessert? Do you guys want any?

Lily: Um, none for me, thanks.

Devon: Yeah, me, neither. I'm good.

Lily: But you know what? You and Tyra should order and just stay as long as you like.

Neil: Well, you're not leaving, are you?

Lily: Yeah, I'm just gonna spend some time with my brother. You know, give you a break.

Neil: I don't need a break, Lily.

Lily: Well, I-I'm sure, Tyra, you wouldn't mind spending some alone time with my dad.

Tyra: Oh, I'd love some alone time with your dad.

Neil: (Chuckles)

Lily: See? So thank you for dinner, okay? And, um, you guys have fun.

Neil: Wait, wait. Hold on. Wait a minute. What's going on?

Lily: I'm going a little stir-crazy, okay? I just need to get out and breathe.

Neil: Breathe. That's all?

Lily: Yes, that is all, okay? All right. Bye.

Tyra: Bye, guys.

Neil: Bye.

(Door creaks)

Mary Jane: It's about time. Can you--

Adam: Keep your voice down.

Mary Jane: You said you were going to tell me about what the plan is.

Adam: That's why I'm here. Does your cat ever move? What the-- is this thing-- is this stuffed?

Mary Jane: Mr. Kitty met an untimely death.

Adam: So you kept him?

Mary Jane: You're keeping a woman hidden in your daddy's potting shed. Which is more twisted? Yeah, so let's get back to the plan.

Adam: Wow. Okay, fine. First of all, you need to know that, uh, there'll be more people at the house than were originally expected, so you're gonna have to be very careful about not being seen.

Mary Jane: I won't be attending the wedding?

Adam: Think of it more as, uh, making an appearance.

Mary Jane: Okay, meaning what, exactly?

Adam: You're gonna put on the dress that I brought for you. Wait for me to contact you. This phone is untraceable. It's disposable. After the ceremony's over, I'm gonna get downstairs with Ashley, have her alone, and I'll text you. You come to the main house.

Mary Jane: For what? The bouquet toss?

Adam: All you have to do is run by the window in the living room sobbing and then disappear.

Mary Jane: That's it?

Adam: That's enough. Ashley will see you in Sabrina’s dress. It'll send her over the edge and Victor into the hell he deserves.

Mary Jane: Hmm, well, I'm all for torturing Victor, but what about Jack?

Adam: What about him?

Mary Jane: You said I would get to be with him.

Adam: Well, it turns out Jack wasn't invited to the wedding. But, uh, you do your job well, and he'll be there soon. Listen, I have to go. Do not do anything until I text you.

Mary Jane: There is no way Jack is going to miss his sister's wedding, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna miss Jack. Hmm?

(Knock on door)

Jack: Did you really think you could marry my sister without letting anyone know?

Victor: This paranoia is exactly why I didn't want you here.

Jack: I want to see Ashley right now.

Victor: You are not going to ruin this.

Jack: I’m not leaving until I see my sister.

Victor: With that attitude, you're not stepping foot in this house.

Ashley: Please. You can let him in.

Victor: I don't want him upsetting you.

Ashley: Jack can contain himself for five minutes, can't you, Jack?

Jack: I just want some answers.

Victor: If he gives you any trouble, you let me know.

Ashley: He won't give me any trouble, will you, Jack?

Ashley: (Sighs) Behave yourself. I'm pregnant.

Jack: I'm behaving myself.

Ashley: Okay.

Jack: You cannot go through with this, Ash.

Ashley: Oh, boy. How'd you find out about it anyway?

Jack: No, I think the more important question is, did you really choose not to tell me?

Ashley: This wedding was a last-minute and completely mutual decision.

Jack: It was a mutual decision to exclude your brother?

Ashley: Oh. (Sighs) I'm just so crazy, I didn't feel like having you and Victor rehashing your feud on my wedding day.

Jack: You realize Dad is rolling over in his grave right now at the mere thought of your tying the knot with "The mustache," much less leaving your family out of it.

Ashley: Sit down, okay? Sit and just shut up. Victor is my family. Victor and this baby are my family now, okay? And he's--he's really been wonderful to me.

Jack: You know, I want to believe that.

Ashley: And I'd really love my little girl to know her Uncle Jackie, but the way things are going--

Jack: Wait, wait, wait. Little girl?

Ashley: Yeah. We saw the sonogram.

Jack: We're both having girls.

Ashley: I would so love for them to be close. I know you're concerned. I have my concerns, too, about Sharon, but I know what she and the baby you're having means to you, and I want you to be happy. Don't you want me to be happy?

Jack: Of course I want you to be happy. More than that, I want you to know I'm here for you.

Ashley: Thank you.

Jack: It occurs to me with Dad gone, you might need someone to give you away.

Ashley: (Sighs)

(Sighs)

Adam: (Grunts)

(Knock on door)

Adam: Come in.

Victoria: It's Victoria.

Adam: Thanks for the heads-up.

Victoria: I just thought you'd like to know that the justice of the peace is on his way.

Adam: Oh, uh, I'm just wearing the suit for the fun of it.

Victoria: Where's your date?

Adam: What date?

Victoria: Oh. Well, you and Heather broke up?

Adam: No. She's not invited. I didn't want to upset the groom.

Victoria: That's very sensitive of you.

Adam: And what about you? Is J.T. coming, or is he back at home playing "Mr. Mom" again?

Victoria: He'll be here... any minute.

Colleen: Why aren't you dancing, huh?

Aidan: (Chuckles)

Colleen: Huh?

(Giggles)

Aidan: And I thought "Miss junior league" wouldn't know how to have fun.

Colleen: Oh, don't let the sweater fool you, Mister. I can raise hell with the best of them.

Aidan: Well, let's not get carried away. I haven't seen anything that out of character yet.

Colleen: Uh-huh. Well... how's this for out of character? Whoo!

J.T.: Okay, all right. Time to go. Time to go. Come on.

Colleen: What? What?

J.T.: No, come on. Let's go.

Colleen: What are you doing?

J.T.: Let's go. Let's go.

Colleen: The party's just getting started.

J.T.: Oh, let's get out of here.

Aidan: I'd be happy to take her home.

Colleen: Oh, come on.

J.T.: I'm sure you would. I'm sure you would. Come on.

Colleen: Where are we going? I love this place.

J.T.: See you later, Mac.

Mac: See you. Bye.

Colleen: I will see you later, okay?

J.T.: Let's go.

Jeff: Glowworm... (Chuckles) We hit the mother lode. (Laughs) Hey, man! Glad you came!

Tyra: So I know that things have been absolutely crazy lately. So I can't tell you how nice it is to see you finally relax.

Neil: Yeah. Yeah, it's good to be relaxed. It's been a long time.

Tyra: You know what? I have an idea.

Neil: What?

Tyra: I think a massage would keep you in this Zen space.

Neil: Yeah.

Tyra: I propose we leave...

Neil: Mm-hmm.

Tyra: Go back to your place, turn on some light jazz, light some candles, set the mood. Neil, hi.

Neil: Hmm?

Tyra: (Snaps fingers) Neil!

Neil: Yeah, oh, I'm sor-- I'm so sorry.

Tyra: (Sighs)

Neil: You know what? I-I apologize. I was thinking about something that--that Lily said. I mean, did she really need to breathe, or did she just want to get away from her old man and-- and call Cane? You know, he had a lot of nerve calling her after I warned him to stay away from her.

Tyra: Yeah, well, you know what? People get kind of desperate when they want someone.

Neil: Mm, mm, mm. Yeah. But, you know, now-- now I'm wondering if the reason she didn't answer those calls was only because I was there.

Tyra: Believe me, if Lily wanted to answer the phone...

Neil: Mm-hmm.

Tyra: Lily would have answered the phone, whether you were there or not.

Neil: Yeah. You're probably right.

Mac: Call Lily again?

Cane: Do you mind if we talk about something else?

Mac: Like Colleen?

Cane: Yeah.

Mac: Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I don't ever remember seeing her that drunk.

Cane: She's not gonna be the first girl to embarrass herself on the dance floor, so...

Mac: If it becomes a nightly event, I'm gonna have to put J.T. on "Damsel in distress" duty.

Cane: Speaking of that, I didn't know you guys were so close.

Mac: Yeah, we went to high school together.

Cane: Oh, really? So he was part of the whole Mac/Billy craze, huh?

Mac: Then he was part of the whole Mac/J.T. craze. Yeah.

Cane: Really?

Mac: We lived together and everything.

Cane: I envy that. I do. You know, being friends with your exes. I don't think that's gonna happen with Lily and me.

Mac: Give it time.

Cane: I don't think time's gonna heal this wound. I just, uh, I feel bad for leaving without saying good-bye to her, though.

Mac: It's not too late.

Cane: Maybe it is too late. Maybe Devon is right, and the best thing I can do for her is just disappear.

Devon: You've been practically climbing the walls since we got here.

Lily: I'm just-- I'm a little on edge.

Devon: It must have been tense at Neil’s.

Lily: (Sighs) Tense is an understatement. I couldn't even mention Cane's name without Dad giving me the Winters' glare.

Devon: Now why would you want to mention that name after what that creep did to you?

Lily: (Scoffs) Oh, great. Now you sound like Dad.

(Sighs)

Devon: Well, Lily, Cane messed up, you know? He messed up big-time, and I think the best thing would be for you to forget him.

Lily: It's not that easy, okay? Especially when--

Devon: When what?

Lily: (Sighs) I might be pregnant.

J.T.: (Sighs) Drink this.

Colleen: Look, it wasn't like I was falling down drunk, okay? I was just dancing.

J.T.: Uh, you were doing a little more than dancing. Yeah.

Colleen: Oh, my God. My shirt.

J.T.: (Chuckles)

Colleen: Okay, go ahead. Make a joke.

J.T.: I'm just glad I was there to get you out in time.

Colleen: Look, can you promise me you will not tell anyone?

J.T.: Of course I'm not gonna tell anybody. But listen, you gotta be more careful. Doing that, it--it wasn't smart.

Colleen: Believe me, I know.

J.T.: No, I don't know if you do. Look, Victor--it-- he--he's looking for anything he can do to get you kicked off the Newman board.

Colleen: How do you know?

J.T.: Trust me. I just do, all right? And--and I don't want you giving him the ammo he needs to make it happen.

Colleen: Thank you. You didn't have to tell me this. You're a good friend. How is this for out of character? Whoo!

Gloria: Oh, this is even better than I expected.

J.T.: Okay, all right. Time to go. Time to go.

Colleen: What?

Jeff: All right. I am on viewclick.net, and now I'm gonna upload Miss Carlton’s internet debut.

Gloria: "Genoa City hottie gone wild." When Victor sees this, Honey, we are gonna be set for life.

(Chuckles)

Jeff: (Chuckles)

Victor: Thank you for coming by on such short notice.

Man: Anything for you, Victor.

(Cell phone rings)

Victor: Thank you.

Jack: Hello?

Victor: My daughters Abby and Victoria.

Man: Hi.

Victoria: Hi. Nice to meet you.

Victor: Ahh, you look beautiful.

Abby: Your dress makes Fergie's look so off the rack.

Man: (Chuckles)

Victoria: It's stunning, Ashley.

Man: Shall we get started?

Victor: Just one moment.

Ashley: What?

Victor: Are you all right?

Ashley: Yeah. E-everything's perfect.

Victor: Okay. This isn't too much for you, is it?

Ashley: No, I think hope's as excited as I am.

Victor: Oh, yeah?

Ashley: Mm-hmm.

Abby: So I thought you said that J.T.'s coming.

Victoria: Yeah, I know. He should be here by now.

Jack: Oh, that was my pleasure. That way, if you're hungry, you can-- yeah. I'll check in with you tomorrow. Good night, Sharon.

Adam: Now I know you weren't invited.

Jack: I'm here to support my sister. What's your excuse?

Adam: Standing up for my father.

Jack: With knife poised.

Man: Everyone?

(Knock on door)

Jack: Oh, I got that.

Man: Victor Newman?

Jack: Bite your tongue.

Man: These are for him.

Jack: I'll see that he gets them.

Man: Credit card used to buy them was no good. Makes this order C.O.D.

Jack: C.O.D.? "Congratulations on your nuptials. So glad we're friends again. Love, Gloria." You can take them back.

Man: You're not gonna pay?

Jack: I'm not helping that witch one bit.

Mary Jane: I knew he would be here.

Neil: You know, why don't we stop by Devon's on the way home so I can, uh, check on Lily?

Tyra: Neil, for God sake, give it a rest. I mean, Lily even said it herself. You need a break, and she's grown. She can take care of herself.

Neil: Obviously she can’t.

Tyra: (Sighs) Oh, my gosh. What do you--okay. So wh-what do you plan on doing? Protecting her for the rest of her life?

Neil: Yes, I do. I will protect Lily till the day that I die. And I told you, Tyra, my kids are my top priority.

Devon: Well? Oh, jeez. Come here. It's okay. It's okay.

Lily: (Sniffles)

Devon: It's gonna be fine.

Lily: No, it is not...

Devon: Yeah.

Lily: (Sniffles) Okay. (Sighs) It's like from the moment that I first knew that I loved Cane, all I wanted was to be the mother of his child. (Sniffles) And now I'm pregnant, and I don't even know how I can face him or how he can face me after everything that happened.

Devon: He'll face you.

Lily: (Sighs)

Devon: He will. He's--he's been calling nonstop for the last few days, so...

Lily: What does he say?

Devon: Yeah, well, usually, I don't pick up, but I did today.

Lily: (Sighs) That was the call you took at dinner.

(Sighs)

Devon: Yeah, that's right. And I told him to back off. He said he just wanted to say good-bye.

Lily: He's leaving?

Devon: That might be the best thing.

Lily: How does a baby growing up without its father be the best thing?

Devon: Lily, I know you still love him, and if you want to-- I-if you want to talk to him, that's fine. I'm not gonna try and stop you. But if you don't want to deal with him, don’t. He's already set on leaving, and it's not like you're going to have to raise this baby by yourself. You know that we're gonna be there to help you. But it's-- it's completely up to you.

Lily: (Sniffles)

Lily: (Sighs)

(Cell phone rings)

Mac: Who is it?

Cane: Hey. I'm glad you called.

Lily: I had to. Cane...

Cane: Yeah?

Lily: We really need to talk.

Ashley: I will love you, and I will honor you for as long as we both shall live.

Man: Repeat after me. I, Victor, take you, Ashley, to be my lawfully wedded wife...

Victor: I, Victor, take you, Ashley, for my lawfully wedded wife.

Man: To have and to hold from this day forward...

Victor: To have and to hold from this day forward.

Man: For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health...

Victor: For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health.

Ashley: (Sighs)

Man: I will love you and honor you, for as long as we both shall live...

Victor: I will love you and will honor you, for as long as we both shall live.

Man: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Victor Newman. You may kiss your bride.

Ashley: (Laughs)

Man: Well done.

Abby: Mom.

Ashley: I know!

Victoria: It's wonderful.

J.T.: Victor, congratulations.

Ashley: Here we go. Yeah.

Jack: (Whispering) That was great. I love you.

Ashley: Oh, I love you. Thank you so much.

Victor: Thank you, my sweetheart.

Ashley: Thanks, Adam.

Adam: Congratulations.

(Indistinct conversations)

Ashley: Sabrina?

J.T.: Watch out.

Abby: (Gasps) Mom?

Jack: Ash?

Victor: What happened, my darling?

Victoria: What's wrong?

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Phillip: You guys don't know who I am. You don't know who I am!

Kay: You never gave us a second chance! You never gave us a second chance!

Wallace: Where did you get this wallet?

Sharon: I have no idea.

Lily: (Groans)

Devon: What--what is it?

Lily: Oh, God, my stomach.

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