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Nick: Yeah, so I'm gonna be a little late.

Phyllis: How come?

Nick: I gotta talk to my old man. I'm up at the main house.

Phyllis: W-why?

Nick: Uh-oh. There's a package addressed to Adam here on the porch.

Phyllis: Well, you'd better call the bomb squad, right?

Nick: (Chuckles)

Adam: I don't care what your computer says. I've been waiting here all day, and my package still hasn't arrived.

(Doorbell rings)

Adam: You know what? Someone's at the door. This better be it.

Nick: Is Dad home?

Adam: No. He, uh, he and Ashley had an appointment with her obstetrician.

Nick: All right, well, this, uh, this package was left for you on the porch.

Adam: Good. Good, I've been waiting for it.

Nick: Uh, not so fast. Hey, why don't we, uh, take a look and see what's inside?

Adam: Uh...

Phyllis: Hi, guys. Wow. Don't tell me you're moving back to the club.

Jack: Actually, we are celebrating Sharon's homecoming to the Abbott house.

Sharon: How's Summer's wrist?

Phyllis: It's healing really great. Next time, maybe Nick won't be so distracted.

Jack: Honey, I think our table's ready.

Sharon: Yeah.

Billy: (Clapping rhythmically) (Chuckles)

Mac: You're late.

Billy: Compared to what?

Mac: Your usual E.T.A.

Billy: Oh, you missed me, huh?

Mac: You know, you could start sleeping in the storeroom and save yourself some money on gas.

Billy: I don't think Cane would appreciate that too much.

Mac: I think that your brother is so happy to be marrying Lily, he probably wouldn't notice.

Billy: Not happy enough to send me an invite to his wedding. Only thing that matters to Cane is that Mom's at the wedding, and it seems that's the only thing that matters to her.

Gloria: You want to make it home for Cane's wedding tomorrow, we're gonna need a lot more money than that.

Jeff: The I.R.S. put a freeze on my accounts.

Gloria: What about mine?

Jeff: Yours are freezing their little dividends off, too.

Gloria: You know, news about this bank collapse sure did travel fast.

Jeff: Yeah, our debit and credit cards are useless.

Jill: All right, $58.23.

Gloria: (Groans)

Jeff: (Groans)

Gloria: All right, Partners, time to put our heads together and figure out how to pay for this place, buy plane tickets, or else we're all gonna--

Jill: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, 'cause I'm getting off this island if I have to swim home.

Neil: Okay, so now tomorrow when it's the real deal, Devon, absolutely no making your sister laugh. I've got my eye on you.

Devon: That's half the fun of being best man, though.

Neil: (Chuckles)

Cane: (Chuckles)

Neil: Come on. We'll see you at Indigo, okay?

Cane: All right, you guys. See you later.

Lily: Bye, guys.

Neil: Bye.

Devon: Bye.

Cane: (Sighs) Why don't you run ahead? I gotta settle things with the minister, 'cause knowing my luck, I'll forget to do it tomorrow.

Lily: You're not getting cold feet on me, are you?

Cane: You are stuck with me for a good 60, 70 years.

Lily: Yay! (Chuckles)

Cane: Yay. Mm. I love you.

Lily: I love you, too.

Cane: I love you.

Lily: Bye.

Cane: You know where I came from and how little I had and how much it just took for me to get to where I am right now. My life with Lily and being part of her family, it's just more than I ever thought that I could've hoped for or anything I thought I would deserve. Thank you. I just want to thank you.

Adam: Give me that. It's personal.

Nick: Hey. Why, you got something to hide?

Adam: Of course not.

Nick: Look, I don't trust you. After you tried to frame Dad for murder, who knows what could be in this package?

Adam: Programs, okay? Computer programs in Braille. Oh, y-you probably don't even know I have a Braille computer, right? Do--do you want to see it? Fine, let me show you. Let me show you. Jeez!

Nick: Hey, hey, hey. Here, let me help you. Let me help you.

Adam: You know what? Just back off. You want to help me? Leave.

Adam: (Sighs)

Adam: (Whispers) Oh, good, good, good.

Sharon: I could've-- I could've just cooked something at home.

Jack: Well, half the fun of having a pregnant lady around is indulging her cravings.

Sharon: Shh! I don't want anyone to hear.

Jack: Well, Honey, they're all gonna know soon enough once your belly's out to here.

(Cell phone rings)

Jack: Oh, I'm sorry. It's Chloe. Chloe, what's up? C-Chloe, Chloe, calm down. Wh-what do you mean the baby won't stop crying? Where's Billy? How do you know he's at Jimmy's?

[Sharon remembering]

Billy: (Slurring words) Y-you know, maybe-- maybe--maybe marriage just is not your thing.

Sharon: Oh, you think?

Billy: Yeah. (Laughs) I think.

Sharon: (Laughs)

Billy: No, but you're a good mother. You are. I've seen you with Noah. Y-you're a great--and Jack. I've heard Jack say-- I've heard him. You're--you're a good mom. You're a good mom.

Sharon: (Slurring words) Well, yeah, let's drink to that. Let's drink to that.

Billy: Drink to that.

Sharon: Yeah.

Billy: What did I say?

Sharon: I don't know, whatever you said. Let's have a drink to that.

(Laughs)

Billy: (Laughs)

Jack: Okay. I'm on my way there.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Jack: Calm down. That brother of mine better get his act together. He's got responsibilities.

Sharon: What, you're leaving?

Jack: Yeah, I-I'll be right back. I'm just gonna make sure Billy gets his ass home. Order an appetizer. I'm sure I'll be back before it gets here, okay?

Mary Jane: (Clears throat) Hey, I'm glad I found you.

Phyllis: Oh, hey. What's up?

Mary Jane: (Sighs) Uh, the, uh, feature reporter from new style network--

Phyllis: Right, George Reder.

Mary Jane: Right. He is in town on business, wants to do an interview with you tonight.

Phyllis: (Gasps) Tonight?

Mary Jane: Yeah.

Phyllis: Ooh. Ooh. Can we do this tomorrow?

Mary Jane: Well, he's got a plane to catch this evening. He's back to Los Angeles.

Phyllis: Oh, great. He could have given us some notice.

Mary Jane: Yeah.

Phyllis: Where is he?

Mary Jane: Well, he's at "Restless Style," um, with his crew. Yeah.

Phyllis: Wow.

Mary Jane: He's in a huge hurry, though.

Phyllis: Uh, okay, um. All right, Nick will probably take a while with his father, so it's fine. All right.

Mary Jane: Great.

Jill: Baby, I would never miss your special day. I'll see you tomorrow, Honey. Bye.

Jeff: Why didn't you ask him for money?

Jill: (Sighs) The last thing in the world he needs is to be bailing out his mother on the eve of his wedding.

Gloria: All right, then what about Katherine? She's been looking for a way to make peace with you since you found out you're not related.

Jeff: Yeah, nothing says "Kumbaya" like cold hard cash.

Jill: No, I'm gonna make a phone call, but it won't be to her.

(Phone buttons beeping)

(Cell phone rings)

Jack: Jack Abbott.

Jill: Jack, I-it's Jill.

Jack: You sound far away.

Jill: Yeah, um, I'm in the Cayman Islands, Jack, and I'm in trouble.

Jack: What? Did they forget to put rum in your mai tai?

Jill: (Chuckles) No, you see, my bank here has gone under, Jack, and I have lost everything.

Jack: What do you mean, "Everything"?

Jill: I'm talking pauper, all right? I am totally, totally destitute, and it's all because of that greedy bastard Victor.

Jack: What does Victor have to do with this?

Jill: Uh, he was the major investor in this bank, and when he pulled his money out--

Jack: I get the picture.

Jill: Well, it's not a very pretty picture, believe me. But I will make him pay for it if I could ever manage to get the plane fare out of here.

Jack: You know, I think that could be arranged.

Jill: Oh, good. I thought you'd see the merit in that.

Gloria: (Clears throat)

Jill: Um, there's one other thing, Jack. I'm here with, um, Gloria and Jeffrey. Now I know they're not your favorite people, okay? But they're in the same boat I'm in.

Jack: No problem.

Jill: You'll help all of us out?

Jack: Don't ever let it be said that "Smilin' Jack" holds a grudge.

Jill: Wow, thank you, Jack. Oh, listen to me. Do not tell Cane and Billy about this.

Jack: Wait. Why not?

Jill: 'Cause I intend to get that money back if it's the last thing I ever do.

(Sighs)

Jack: Not if "The mustache" has anything to say about it.

Billy: I mean, come on. I knew Cane was still in love with Lily, just like I knew that she was still in love with him. Now the lucky bastard gets to marry his dream girl. Uh, well, you know, why not? He deserves it. I mean, he stepped up when it came to Chloe, right? I mean, he's a good guy. He deserves his fairy-tale ending. (Clears throat) Excuse me.

(Lid pops off)

Mac: Thanks.

Billy: No problem. So you covering for Cane tomorrow, too?

Mac: He's closing the bar so we can all go to the wedding.

Billy: And you know that you can't resist that fairy-tale ending, either, because deep down inside, just like the rest of us, you believe we all deserve one, too.

Mac: Maybe you'd better lay off the booze, dude.

Billy: (Sighs) Well, here's to fairy-tale endings.

(Sets drink down)

Lily: (Chuckles)

Cane: (Chuckles)

Lily: (Laughs) Hold on.

Cane: I think we have to work on that one.

Lily: Yes, we do.

Colleen: Uh, not until Lily and I go over a few things first.

Cane: Oh, really? So why do you get to spend more time with her than I do?

Colleen: Okay, after tomorrow, you have her forever, so no complaining, Cane.

Cane: Mm.

Lily: (Laughs)

Colleen: Bye.

Cane: Bye.

Lily: Bye. (Sighs) Okay, so did you make the limo arrangements?

Colleen: Check.

Lily: And the flowers?

Colleen: Check.

Lily: Cane's wedding gift?

Colleen: Okay, all you have to worry about tomorrow is turning up and looking absolutely gorgeous.

Lily: Okay, I can do that.

Colleen: You can do that?

Lily: (Laughs) Hi!

Olivia: Nervous?

Lily: Actually, no, I'm not. That's not normal, is it?

Colleen: Well, it is if you're marrying the best guy on the planet, isn't it?

Olivia: Exactly.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Murphy: I can't believe that Jill missed this.

Cane: Well, she said she had some sort of business to take care of, but she at least promised she-- she would be here tomorrow, so...

Kay: (Sighs)

Murphy: Yeah, well, I hope she means it.

Cane: That makes two of us. Um, would you mind if I have a word with you in private?

Murphy: No.

Kay: No, of course not, Darling.

Cane: Thank you. Excuse me.

Kay: What is it?

Cane: It's about your wedding gift. I, uh, I can't accept it.

Kay: What?

Mary Jane: (Sighs)

Phyllis: Oh, wait a second. You said Mr. Reder was gonna be here.

Mary Jane: Uh, he was. Uh, let me find out what's going on. Uh, you could do a little touch-up on your makeup.

Phyllis: I could do a touch-up, huh?

Mary Jane: Well, they're gonna be doing photos, so...

Phyllis: Oh, okay.

Mary Jane: (Chuckles)

Phyllis: I'm gonna call Nick...

Mary Jane: Oh, you know--

Phyllis: And tell him to meet me here.

Mary Jane: You don't have to do that. I-it's only gonna be a few minutes, and he's got a plane to catch anyways.

Phyllis: Oh, okay, you're right. Um, I'll be right back.

Mary Jane: Okay.

(Door closes)

Mary Jane: (Sighs) Uh, hi. Yes, uh, this is Nicholas Newman's assistant. I am looking for, uh, Sharon Abbott. I believe she's there. Great. Uh, yes, I-- he--he needs to get a message to her. It's an emergency. He's gonna be coming to the club, yes. Thank you.

(Puts phone in purse)

(Zips purse shut)

Sharon: Hey. I-I got your message. What--what's the emergency?

Nick: What emergency?

Cane: It's too much money. It's too extravagant. I can't accept it.

Kay: All right. Now, now, now, you listen to me. As I told your mother, just because that D.N.A. test proves that we're not blood related, I still think of you as my family. No, Darling, I mean, you are still heir to the Chancellor estate, so part of that money is your inheritance. I simply gave it to you a little early, that's all.

Cane: I appreciate the gesture. I do. It's just--

Kay: All right, then please, let's not talk about giving back my gift. Spend it on your wife.

Cane: (Chuckles)

Kay: No, better yet, brighten up that dingy bar.

Cane: (Chuckles) How about a compromise?

Kay: Hmm?

Cane: I will accept the money...

Kay: Mm-hmm.

Cane: As long as I can donate it and the rest of my inheritance to the Chancellor foundation for homeless children.

Kay: Are you sure?

Cane: Yes.

Kay: It's a huge amount of money just to give it away.

Cane: It's the right thing to do.

Kay: (Chuckles) Oh, Cane, you're extremely generous, but you know what? I would like you to take some time, and you think about it. I mean, you and Lily are just starting out, and, uh, I assume you're planning on a family.

Cane: Yeah, we are.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Cane: But I think those kids need it more than we do, because I am gonna make a huge success out of that dingy little bar on my own.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Cane: And Lily and I will have an amazing life.

Kay: Oh, Cane. Your father would be so proud of you.

Cane: Well, I'm gonna get back to my bride-to-be.

Kay: Ahh, of course.

Cane: Thank you. Thank you.

Kay: Mm-hmm.

Kay: Well, he's certainly more Phillip’s son than Jill’s.

Murphy: What did you make of Jill's excuse...? (Clears throat) Why she isn't here?

Kay: I don't know, Murphy, but she's up to something. I just feel it.

Neil: Katherine. Murphy.

Murphy: Hi.

Neil: Enjoying the shindig?

Kay: Yes. Uh, by the way, you are getting a damn fine son-in-law.

Neil: Yeah. Yeah, I know.

Lily: So were your ears burning?

Cane: (Inhales)

Colleen: We were talking about how Lily snagged the last decent guy in Genoa City.

Olivia: So how does it feel, hmm, that you proved everyone that doubted you wrong?

Cane: Oh, I try not to dwell on it. So anyway, who needs a refill? Anyone?

Colleen: No.

Olivia: No, I'm all right.

Cane: I'll be right back.

Lily: Okay.

Cane: Okay.

Neil: Cane, you know, Katherine was telling me what you want to do with your inheritance. Um, that's very cool. I couldn't be more impressed.

Cane: Thank you, because I plan on taking care of your daughter all on my own.

Neil: I gotta admit, I was pretty hard on you when I thought that you got Chloe pregnant.

Cane: Don't worry about it. It's ancient history.

Neil: Congratulations.

Cane: Thank you.

Neil: My new son-in-law, welcome to the Winters family.

Cane: Thank you. Thank you.

Neil: Yep.

Cane: I appreciate that.

(Jonny Blu's "Ooh-Wee" playing)

Neil: Hey.

Ana: Hi.

Neil: How you doing?

Ana: Do you recognize this song?

Neil: Um, should I?

Ana: Yes.

Neil: Yeah?

Ana: It was playing at Miss Chancellor's wedding when you asked my mom to dance. I think she wants to do that again. Hint, hint.

Neil: Is that right?

Ana: Yes. Mm-hmm.

Neil: Excuse me.

Ana: Mm-hmm.

Neil: Time, that's what it is.

Tyra: (Laughs)

Neil: Just you wait.

Tyra: That sounds so good.

Neil: (Whispering indistinctly)

Olivia: Karen.

Karen: Oh, hi. Hi.

Olivia: Hi. I-I didn't know Neil had invited you.

Karen: Invited me?

Olivia: To Lily and Cane's rehearsal party.

Karen: Oh.

Neil: (Chuckles)

Billy: There you are. (Sets glass down) (Turns on jukebox)

("Smile like this" playing)

Billy: So you do remember.

Mac: How could I forget the cheesiest song ever?

Billy: Oh, now come on. Hey. Hey.

Jack: Psst. Psst. What the hell do you think you're doing?

Cane: Lily, this isn't working for me.

Lily: What?

Cane: I saw you in there with him. It made me jealous.

Lily: It did?

Cane: Yeah.

Lily: Cane? What are you doing out here?

Lily: (Sighs) (Chuckles) Wow, what was that for?

Cane: Because I love you so much.

Lily: I love you, too.

Cane: And I don't know what I would do if I ever lost you again.

Lily: Oh, Honey, what makes you think that you would ever lose me?

Cane: Come here.

Lily: (Sighs)

Billy: Don't lecture me, Jack.

Jack: What is it with your family, anyway? No sooner do I bail Jill out of trouble, I gotta leave dinner with Sharon to come fix you.

Billy: What trouble is Mom in?

Jack: I-if you need any details, you can ask her.

Billy: No, come on. Is she okay?

Jack: There's nothing for you to worry about. You remember the conversation we had when we learned that Ashley was gonna take a leave of absence because of her pregnancy?

Billy: The one about you and me running Jabot together as a team?

Jack: Yeah. How are we gonna do that when half of our team is spending most of his time on a barstool? Billy.

Billy: What?

Jack: You have another life out there.

Billy: Look, I'm aware of that, Jack.

Jack: So go home. Your wife and your daughter need you.

Billy: Did-- did Chloe call you? Is that what this is?

Jack: Chloe's a little freaked out. Delia's on a bit of a crying jag.

Billy: Yeah, I thought so. Mac, can I get another drink, please?

Jack: No, no. You don't need another drink.

Billy: Don--don't do that. All right? Don't do that. Just leave me alone. I'm happy here. This is the only place anymore that I am happy.

Jack: Then why do you look so miserable?

Billy: (Clears throat)

Cane: Hey. Hey, you all right?

Lily: Um, yeah, I was just-- I was just thinking about when I was married to Daniel.

Cane: And how you believed that wouldn't come to an end, either?

Lily: Yeah, I don't know. I just--I trusted him, you know? And he lied to me, and it just left some really big scars.

Cane: I understand. You know, trust has never come easy for me.

Lily: After my divorce to Daniel and then... (Sighs) My mom dying and I was losing you, I just-- I needed to feel safe again, you know? And you did that for me.

Cane: That makes me so happy.

Lily: It's just really scary, giving your heart to one person.

Cane: I know.

Lily: I'm not afraid with you because I know that you will never lie to me.

Karen: I wanted to do this in person.

Neil: Divorce papers?

Karen: (Scoffs) Surely, you can't be surprised. You've already moved on.

Neil: Hold on. Now it's-- it's not what you think it is. It's not.

Karen: Look, Neil, I did not--I didn't come here to mend anything, so just sign the papers, please.

Karen: Thank you.

Neil: Karen...

Phyllis: I'm not sure, but do you think this lip gloss is too pink for the photo shoot?

Mary Jane: There's not gonna be any photos.

Phyllis: What?

Mary Jane: Mm. Yeah. Something came up, and Reder had to take an earlier flight.

Phyllis: Oh, so we came here for nothing?

Mary Jane: Yep. I-I'm sorry. I, uh, I hope it's not too late for you to have dinner with your husband.

Phyllis: (Chuckles) Yeah, so do I.

Nick: Okay, thank you. So you're sure it was someone from Newman who gave you the message?

Sharon: Yeah, the maître d' told me that your assistant--

Nick: There's nobody even there right now.

Sharon: Well, I'm just glad there's no emergency.

Nick: Yeah. Did you think, uh, Noah got into trouble again?

Sharon: It crossed my mind.

Nick: Can't really blame him for acting out.

Sharon: No, I can’t. Um, he's, uh, he's still pretty upset with me because I can't get my act together.

Nick: Is that why you moved back in with Jack?

Sharon: Um, what do you mean?

Nick: To give him stability? You know, 'cause if that was the case, I'd get it if he was little, but Noah's practically grown now. So if you are sacrificing your own happiness for his, I...

Sharon: (Swallows hard) No, I told you, um, I-I-I moved back in with Jack because I love him. (Clears throat)

Nick: Sharon, are you okay?

Sharon: Yeah, I'm just-- I'm just--I'm dizzy.

Nick: Oh, here. Come--come sit down.

Sharon: I think I will.

Nick: Take it easy. Come on.

Sharon: I'm gonna be sick.

Nick: I know. Take it easy. We'll get you some water, some--

Sharon: (Moans)

Nick: Hey, can I get a cold washcloth or something? Thank you. Sit down. Just breathe easy.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Nick: Better?

Sharon: Uh-huh. I'm fine......I've got it.

Gloria: Jack isn't gonna help us. He hates us, especially me.

Jill: He hates Victor more. He'd do anything to show that man up, even if it means helping you.

Gloria: Unh-unh. I can see him right now laughing at us for believing him.

Jeff: Give me jewels. (Sighs) I'll take 'em to the pawn shop along with my watch and whatever Jill's got.

Gloria: I didn't bring anything but costume.

Jeff: You wear diamonds when you take a bubble bath. You must have something of value.

Gloria: I don't, I swear.

Jeff: Well, go check your bag just in case, and I'll see what Jill's got.

Jill: Nothin'. I got nothin'.

Gloria: (Sighs)

(Knock on door)

Jill: (Sighs)

Jeff: Yeah?

Man: Special delivery for Jill Abbott.

Jeff: Okay. Um... (Clears throat) I'm gonna have to owe you the tip.

(Grunts)

Gloria: Okay, well? Well?

Jill: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jeff: Huh? Huh? Are--are we homeward bound? Come on. Come on. Come on.

Jill: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Uh, just not in the way we imagined.

Adam: Damn it. This is taking way too long. (Sighs) Well, at least I got the kitchen done. I'll have to do Victor's bedroom later. (Scoffs) All right. Now to see if it works.

(Glass clinking)

Devon: Time for a toast.

Colleen: So, uh, as the biggest romantic on the planet, I am very glad that you two ended up together, because I can now believe in love and fate, and I was seriously starting to doubt it.

(Laughs)

Lily: Well, you are not the only one.

(Chuckles)

Devon: Yeah, and I gotta say, my-- my first thought when I met Cane was, he's, uh, he's just a big player, you know? But...

(Chuckles)

Colleen: (Laughs)

Devon: My second thought, uh, was he's not good enough for my sister. But time has shown that you definitely are, and I couldn't be happier for the two of you.

Colleen: So may you have a drama-free wedding tomorrow, and may Lily remember to throw me the bouquet.

(Laughter)

Devon: Yeah, to Lily and Cane.

Colleen: Whoo! Hear, hear.

All: (Cheering)

Tyra: To Cane and Lily.

Lily: Thanks.

Billy: You want to know what misery is? Get up at 3:00 in the morning and start changing diapers.

Jack: The truth is, I'm looking forward to that.

Billy: I always knew you were weird. You're just a strange man, Jack.

Jack: Billy, I've waited a long time to make up for my shortcomings as a father. I have to see you make the same mistakes I made.

Billy: Yeah? What mistakes, Jack?

Jack: Being an absentee father. You're gonna blow it hanging out in this place. Chloe needs you right now.

Billy: What about what I need?

Jack: I know you think you need Mac.

Billy: Y-you don't even know what you're talking about. You don't know how it was between us.

Jack: How it was. Was, past tense. Billy, do not walk away from a woman who loves you, faults and all, for someone who doesn't even exist anymore.

Jack: (Sighs)

Mac: Had enough?

Billy: Not yet.

Neil: Lily, you ready to go?

Lily: Um, yeah, in a minute.

Cane: (Sighs)

Lily: So my family adores you.

Cane: I just wish I had more of my family here, especially my mom.

Lily: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Cane: Come here.

Colleen: Make it last, lovebirds. You two won't see each other till you walk down the aisle.

Lily: (Laughs)

Cane: That's right. It's our last few hours as single people.

Lily: Yes, no more lonely days or nights...

Colleen: Ugh.

Lily: Now what you're gonna join the rowdy Winters clan.

Cane: I know how much family means to you.

Lily: Yes. I found that out after I lost my mom.

Cane: Come here.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Colleen: Oh, I'm gonna need the jaws of life to pry you apart. Come on! This is disgusting.

Cane: (Laughs)

Lily: (Laughs) Okay, okay.

Colleen: Ew.

Lily: Give Humphrey a kiss for me, okay? I'll see you tomorrow.

Cane: I can't wait.

Lily: (Laughs)

Colleen: Bye!

Devon: Oh, Romeo, parting is such sweet sorrow.

Lily: Oh, I'll give you sorrow.

(Laughs)

Neil: You'd better be careful. She just might do it. Come on, let's go.

Nick: So I bet I know what's going on with you. There's a nasty bug going around. I mean, half the office was out last week.

Sharon: Um, yeah. I-I think, you know, maybe I'll just get some fresh air...

Nick: Sure.

Sharon: And I'll be--oh!

Nick: Oh, hey, okay. Take it easy.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Nick: Just breathe, okay?

Sharon: Okay.

Nick: All right? Let's get you outside.

Sharon: All right.

Nick: Sharon was feeling sick.

Sharon: Mm.

Phyllis: Well, that makes two of us.

Murphy: We could have gone to Crimson Lights for coffee, or even the diner.

Kay: Murphy, I felt like coming here.

Murphy: Oh, well, you wanted to see Jill so you could find out what she's up to.

Kay: You don't suppose she's, um...

Murphy: What? Here.

Kay: Well, she's with the governor?

Murphy: Oh, well, she wasn't too happy with him, you know, giving Amber and Kevin amnesty.

Kay: Yeah, well, she's probably trying to convince him to renege.

Murphy: Never happen.

Kay: (Sighs) I don't know what else would keep her from being and basking as mother of the groom-to-be spotlight, other than some plot to get back at me.

Murphy: Why don't you admit it? She didn't come back last night, so you were worried about her.

Kay: Murphy, if I didn't know better, I would think you were living inside of my head. (Chuckles)

Jill: Well, he's got me going coach, and I'm changing planes twice.

Jeff: Oh, buck up, little princess.

Jill: Well, I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. You're going by cargo ship.

(Laughs)

Gloria: Mm.

Jeff: That's not so bad.

Gloria: Mm-hmm.

Jill: Steerage.

Gloria: Is that below decks where they keep the livestock?

Jill: Bon voyage. Give my regards to porky pig.

Gloria: I refuse to travel with swine.

Jill: (Chuckles) You seem to have managed so far.

Gloria: Jeffrey, Honey, when I think about the smell and the diseases we could catch, Honey, what are we gonna do?

Jeff: You're sure you don't have something to sell?

Gloria: No. I haven't got a dime.

Jeff: Then stop bitching. We've got a boat to catch.

Billy: Uno mas, por favor.

Mac: I'll call you a cab.

Cane: Don't bother. I'm gonna drive him home.

Billy: (Clears throat) What are you doing here?

Cane: I'm inviting you to my wedding.

Adam: All right. Okay, now which key was for the kitchen?

(Keys clicking)

Adam: (Laughs) Yes.

Sharon: Um, I-I just think I-I might be coming down with something, and I-I don't want you two to catch it, so I-- ex--excuse me.

Nick: Where have you been?

Phyllis: Uh, "Restless Style." It's a long story. Um, so Sharon had another emergency?

Nick: It's funny you should say that.

Phyllis: She should learn to call 9-1-1.

Nick: Let's go get a table.

Phyllis: I'm not hungry anymore. Let's go home.

Nick: Okay.

Nick: Murphy.

Murphy: Hi, there.

Nick: How's it going?

Murphy: Hey.

Phyllis: Hi, Sweetie.

Kay: Phyllis, Nick, how are you? I'm fine. Oh, well, the maître d' hasn't seen Jill all day long.

Murphy: Mm. Oh, uh, maybe Jack knows.

Jack: Jack knows what?

Kay: Uh, where, uh, where Jill disappeared to.

Jack: It's not my day to keep any eye on Jill. Please excuse me. Hey, you're looking a little green around the gills.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Jack: You okay?

Sharon: Um, Jack, can we just go home?

Jack: Sure. Come on. Come on.

Sharon: Okay.

Lily: Thank you. Is that it?

Neil: Take a peek.

Lily: Oh! (Laughs) Oh, my gosh. It is even more beautiful than I remember it.

Neil: Your mother would be absolutely thrilled and proud that you're wearing her wedding dress.

Lily: Oh. I just wish that she were here to see me in it.

Neil: Oh, believe me, wherever she is, I'm sure she'll be watching.

Lily: She would have loved Cane.

Neil: Well, yeah, I think you're right.

Lily: You know, I'm sure that was hard for you, seeing Karen and making your divorce official.

Neil: Well, Sweetheart, you know, we, uh, we actually married for all the wrong reasons, and that's quite different for you and Cane.

Lily: Well, I'm just glad that you finally see him for the special guy that he really is.

Neil: Yeah. Come here.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Billy: Am I being punked?

Cane: Uh, given what we've been through, I can understand your skepticism. But look, Billy, the truth of the matter is, I've always wanted a brother, and you're it.

Billy: Like it or not.

Cane: Yeah, like it or not. And, uh, like Katherine said, you know, she hoped we wouldn't destroy each other like Cain and Abel.

Billy: Well, we came pretty damn close.

Cane: (Laughs) Yeah, we came pretty close, which is why I'm here. Tomorrow's gonna be the best day of my life. I would really hope you're part of it. So what do you say? Will you come? Hmm?

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

(Baby crying)

Lily: Can you believe this day is finally here?

Cane: I can't wait to walk down the aisle with you.

Ashley: I gotta get out of here.

Adam: Are you okay?

Ashley: I gotta get out of here. Oh, my God!

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