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Ana: Let me call you "Sweetheart" I'm in love with you let me hear you whisper that you love me, too keep the love-light glowing in your eyes so true let me call you "Sweetheart" I'm in love with you let me call you "Sweetheart" I'm in love... with... you

Paul: I'm Paul Williams. Do I know you?

Mary Jane: Uh, no, um, we haven't met.

Paul: What's your name?

Mary Jane: I'm, uh, Mary Jane Benson. I work at Jabot with Jack Abbott.

Paul: Yeah, well, there's just something about you that, uh--

Mary Jane: You know what? I think the ceremony's just started. Um, excuse me.

Paul: Yeah.

Nina: Jill, you cannot go in there like this.

Jill: (Scoffs) (Slurring words) It's my house, Nina. You're not gonna stop me. (Grunts) (Sighs)

Brock: The last time most of us were together, we were mourning the passing of my mother. (Chuckles) Now miraculously, she stands here tonight. Uh, she's alive and well, about to be married. And though we're grateful for her return, I-I think we should all acknowledge the loss of Marge Catrooke, the woman who was not only the mirror image of Katherine Chancellor, but whose friendship for the "Duchess," it brought contact with Patrick Murphy, the man who grew to love her as she grew to love him. Now they say the Lord works in mysterious ways. That is never more true than tonight as we join these two extraordinary people in holy wedlock. But before I continue, if there's anyone who has any reason whatsoever to doubt why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

(Door rattles)

Nina: (Laughs nervously) (Quietly) I'm-- I-I'm so sorry. I'll just go over here now.

Jill: (Muffled voice) Help me! Somebody, help me!

Lauren: What on earth?

Jill: Let me out of here! Let me out of here. Hurry!

Brock: Spring is the season of rebirth, and renewal--

Jill: Stop it! Wh-why are you following me? Stop it! I'm not a horse.

Lauren: Don't do this now--

Jill: Stop it. I'm not a horse. Stop. Stop. What? Oh, wow. (Gasps) (Slurring words) What a picture--young love.

Lauren: (Whispers) I'm so sorry.

Jill: Oh, my Lor-- you, you're gonna pay for what you did.

Lauren: Jill. Jill. Stop it. Stop it!

Jill: She's gonna pay. She locked me up in the closet.

Lauren: Michael, please.

Michael: Lauren, just--

Jill: And look, there's my little one. Isn't he pretty? Hi, Honey. Hi.

Kay: What do you think you're doing?

Jill: You started without me.

Kay: I didn't think you were coming.

Jill: Well, yeah, I'm here now, and I got something to say, too.

Cane: Okay. Okay, Mom. L-let's not do this. Let's sit down. Come on. Sit down.

Jill: Oh, no.

Cane: Mom, come on. Sit down.

Esther: Jill, sit down.

Brock: And so it is this spring evening as we assemble for this very special occasion that the bride and the groom, they have written their own vows, so I'm gonna turn it over to you. Murphy.

Murphy: (Sighs) Well, not too long ago, I was running a bait and tackle shop. I was hangin' out at the diner and going home to an empty trailer. I mean, I was-- it wasn't a bad life. The funny thing is, uh, I didn't realize there was something better until Katherine showed up. And all of a sudden, I-I had somebody who laughed at my... (Chuckles) My corny jokes and who pretended to like my cooking, who I'd argue with over the-- the remote.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Murphy: And who I-- who I'd snuggle up with on cold winter nights. Katherine, I mean, I don't have the words to tell you what you've given me. But I thank the Lord every single day for sending you to me.

Kay: (Clears throat) When I first, uh, met you, Murphy, I was lost. I was alone and so very, very frightened. You brought me into your home, and you smothered me with kindness. You even directed me towards a new career as a waitress.

Murphy: (Laughs)

Kay: I was damn good at it, too.

(Laughter)

Kay: But you also showed me that it doesn't matter if one lives in a mansion or a trailer if you're with someone who makes you happy, and you make me very happy. If two people are meant to be together, nothing-- nothing can stop you.

[Billy remembering]

Mac: You'll never know what you brought to my life, Billy. (Chuckles) I never used to believe in happy endings. I didn't have a reason to... until I met you.

Billy: (Chuckles)

Mac: You opened up a whole new world to me. You showed me what it means to love and be loved.

Billy: It's because of you. You changed me. You made me the person I am today.

Mac: (Chuckles)

Billy: (Laughs) You bring out the best in me. I feel so alive when I'm with you. Whenever I'm around you, I feel like anything is possible, that we can do anything, that I can be anyone. You have so much faith in me, even when I don't have faith in myself.

Mac: (Chuckles)

Billy: (Laughs)

Brock: Katherine, Murphy, will you now exchange rings?

Victor: There you go.

(Camera shutter clicks)

Murphy: (Clears throat)

(Camera shutter clicking)

Brock: As you have given your vows each to the other and exchanged rings, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Those whom God has joined together, let no man put asunder.

Brock: Well? (Laughs) What are you waiting for, man? Kiss your bride!

 (Cheering)

Brock: Yeah!

Michael: Whoo!

Lauren: Whoo!

Daniel: Okay, if you guys would all kindly gather together, we'll do the family picture, okay?

Kay: Yes. Absolutely.

Daniel: We're-- we're missing Cane and Jill.

Kay: Right there.

Jill: I want her arrested.

Cane: All right, Mom. Come on. Let's go get a cup of coffee.

Jill: I don't want a cup of coffee. I want her thrown in jail.

Kay: What are you babbling about now, Jill?

Jill: She tied me up-- look at this! And stuck me in a closet in the front hall.

Nina: I found her outside the front door loaded for bear. I tried to reason with her.

Jill: That is such a lie!

Nina: She pushed me away and was about to barge in here, so, yeah, I stuffed her in the closet.

Kay: Well, that was a very no-- (Clears throat) Noble attempt.

(Snickers)

Jill: Oh, well, naturally, you would defend her against your own ch-- screw you. Screw all of you.

Kay: Does that mean you don't want to be in the family photo?

Cane: All right, I'm sorry.

Jill: Oh, so funny.

Cane: I'm sorry.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Cane: Mom, let's go have a nap. Come on.

Jill: I don't want a nap. I'm not tired.

Cane: Come on, Mom.

Jill: I don't want a nap!

Billy: Do you need any help?

Cane: No, I-I-- it's under control. Let's go upstairs.

Jill: I don't want to go upstairs.

Cane: I know you don't want to go upstairs. For me. For me. Let's go upstairs. All right. Sorry. Come on.

Murphy: (Sighs) Are you okay?

Kay: Uh, y-yes. I'm used to her ranting and raving.

Murphy: (Chuckles)

Brock: Well, welcome to the family, Murphy, dysfunctional though it may be.

Kay: (Laughs)

Murphy: (Chuckles)

Mac: It may not be the peaceful life you're used to, but we're sure glad to have you.

Murphy: Thank you.

Nikki: It was a beautiful ceremony.

Paul: Oh, yeah, it was. It's so perfect that Brock was able to officiate.

Nikki: Yeah. It's great that he could get away.

Paul: Um, you know that woman that, uh, came with Jack?

Nikki: Never seen her in my life. Why?

Paul: Something about her. I don't know. It's just, uh, I feel like I've met her before, and I can't remember where.

Mary Jane: Oh, no thanks.

Jack: Saw you talking to Victor Newman earlier. What was that about?

Mary Jane: Oh, just chitchat. And he, uh, he's practically a legend, and it's good to know all the players.

Jack: You all right? You don't seem yourself.

Mary Jane: Oh, I-I just have this pounding headache.

Jack: Well, come on. I'll drive you home.

Mary Jane: You know, I, uh, I already called a cab. It's probably here by now. I'm--I'm sorry to bail on you. Um, but just stay here, okay, and have a good night?

Jack: Feel better.

Mary Jane: Mm-hmm.

(Glass clinking)

Victor: I would like to offer a toast to the bride and groom. Katherine, you and I have been friends for many decades. I always loved your indomitable spirit, your sense of humor-- your great sense of humor-- and your good heart. No one deserves this kind of ending more than you do. Murphy, you've made Katherine happier than she has been in a long, long time. I can see it in her face. And for the two of you to have found love, true love, at this time of your lives, that's a miracle. And to know that from now on, whatever adventure you embark upon, whatever hardship you have to endure, it won't be alone. Cheers.

All: Cheers!

Victor: To Katherine and Murphy.

Neil: Hear, hear. Katherine and Murphy.

Kay: Thank you, Victor.

Esther: Oh, Mrs. C., Mrs. C., could you come over here for a sec, please?

Kay: Oh, Esther, what in the--

Esther: Just one-- just one minute.

Kay: Yes. I-I'm sorry. Yes. What?

Neil: Well, Victor, that was very eloquent.

Victor: Thank you, Neil. You wanted to talk about something earlier?

Neil: Yeah, um, this hasn't been made public yet, but Katherine Chancellor has hired me to be the new C.E.O. of Chancellor Industries.

Victor: Well, I'll be damned.

Neil: Do I sense that you're not happy for me, or...

Victor: Well, Neil, I must say, that comes as a shock to me. I did not expect this.

Neil: I did explain my reasons, didn't I?

Victor: All I can say is I wish you the best of luck.

Neil: Thank you.

Victor: Yep.

Neil: Well, as well you know, it's an excellent opportunity, and I plan to take full advantage of it, so I appreciate all the years of work from you. Have a good party.

Victor: You know, I may be--I may be shocked, but I wish you the best of luck. You're a good man, okay?

(Pats Neil on shoulder)

Neil: Thank you.

Victor: Gladly.

Michael: Some wedding, huh?

Kevin: Yeah. I wouldn't have made it here without you. And the way you stood by me through everything, Mike, you're a really great brother.

Michael: Well, it's about time you noticed.

Kevin: No, I'm being serious, and I wouldn't have blamed you for giving up on me by now.

Michael: That's never gonna happen. I'm gonna get you out of this mess, I promise you.

Kevin: (Exhales) Okay.

Michael: All right?

Kevin: Mm-hmm.

Kay: Kevin? I'm so delighted you came.

Kevin: I wouldn't miss you and Murphy getting married. You kidding?

Kay: (Chuckles) I still feel guilty. If you and Amber had not helped me prove who I am, you wouldn't have been in all this trouble.

Kevin: Well, it was worth it, you know, seeing you this happy.

Jana: Why don't we get something to eat?

Michael: Mmm.

Kay: Oh, yes. Joe, um, has, uh, cooked up some of those delicious comfort fat foods.

Michael: Ooh, done. Done. I'm on that.

Lauren: Excellent. All right, let's go.

Amber: (Laughs)

Kevin: All right, I'm there.

Amber: I'm right behind you.

(Laughs)

Kay: Michael?

Michael: Oh, I'll call you.

Kay: Um, pardon me, Lauren. I just want to speak to Michael for a moment. Thank you, Darling.

Michael: Yes?

Kay: (Clears throat) Uh, I'm really worried about Kevin and Amber. I mean, be honest. How serious is it?

Michael: Well, I've made some headway with the judge. I found evidence that convinced him to release Kevin into my custody. I even have psychiatrists that are willing to testify on his behalf.

Kay: What about the D.A.'s office?

Michael: I can't make any progress there. They're really taking a hard line.

Kay: Are you telling me that there's no chance that they will eventually drop the charges?

Michael: Honestly, it would take a miracle.

Kay: Uh, the governor's a personal friend of mine. I could ask him to give Amber and Kevin a full pardon.

Michael: You'd do that?

Kay: Well, I don't know if it's gonna work, mind you, but it certainly can't hurt to try.

Michael: Mm.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Michael: (Clears throat)

Victor: Hello, Billy.

Billy: Oh, hey. Hi.

Victor: How are things at Jabot?

Billy: (Sighs) You know, I'm sure Ashley can fill you in on that. I've gotta check on my mom, so if you can excuse me.

Victor: Oh, is she all right?

Billy: Well...

Kay: Billy?

Victor: Mm, Katherine.

Kay: Yes, Victor.

Victor: My darling, you hired Neil Winters, didn't you?

Kay: Well, I didn't lure him away from you, if that's what you're insinuating.

Victor: It's about loyalty.

Kay: Well, everybody knows your loyalty is to your children. That's understandable.

Victor: Mm. I told Neil that he could have anything he wanted before he quit.

Kay: Mm-hmm. And he, uh, needed a company of his own to run.

Victor: Mm.

Kay: You couldn't give him that.

Victor: And you don't think you should have discussed it with me before?

Kay: (Laughs) Oh, come on, Victor.

Victor: Hmm? Well?

Kay: No. Since when have you ever called me before you made a business decision? Come on.

(Sighs)

Victor: Well, this is a little different. This is my right-hand man.

Kay: No, wait. Wait. No, no, no. Just while we're airing these grievances now...

Victor: Yeah?

Kay: I'm a little bit disappointed in you.

Victor: Why?

Kay: Well, blaming Nikki for trying to gaslight, uh, uh, uh, Ashley about that dress business?

Victor: Oh, wait a minute. You know why that happened. It happened because Nikki had been in the house that day.

Kay: But--but you're still punishing her for Sabrina’s death.

Victor: Look, you and I know, and you know better than anyone, that if Nikki had not been involved with that obnoxious David Chow, she and I would probably still be married, and Sabrina would be alive.

Kay: No, well, you need to accept the fact that some things are beyond our control. No, no, listen to me. Now afterwards, you know, Nikki did everything she could to help you.

Victor: Katherine--

Kay: No, she sent-- she sent Ashley to Paris to find you.

Victor: Which she would not have done, had she known that Ashley and I let her, and that Ashley is now carrying my child.

Kay: Are you happy?

Victor: I'm very happy.

Kay: Well, then, I suggest you, uh, start just looking forward to the future and stop clinging to the past.

Victor: Sweetheart, I'm not clinging to the past. I've moved on.

Kay: Oh.

Victor: No, I'm not clinging to the past. And you better get with Murphy now. Otherwise, he'll be jealous that you and I are talking. You know that.

Kay: (Laughs) Oh, Victor, Victor.

Victor: It was a great wedding.

Ashley: Hey, Nikki. Hi.

Nikki: Hi.

Ashley: Um, I just wanted you to know that-- that I-I-- I knew that Victor went to you and accused you of trying to trick me, you know, with Sabrina’s dress and everything.

Nikki: Yeah. Yeah, he caused quite a scene.

Ashley: I never believed for a second that you had anything to do with that, and I-- I told him so.

Nikki: Well, I appreciate that.

Ashley: In fact, the way he came down on you, I think, was, I don't know, was unnecessary and, uh, a little too hard.

Nikki: So do you have any idea who was responsible?

Ashley: I might, but I just don't want to say anything until I know more.

Nikki: Well, however it happened, it must have been very unnerving.

Ashley: Yeah, it was, but actually, the worst thing of all was seeing how it affected Victor because, well, as you know, he's struggling with Sabrina’s death still, and, uh--

Nikki: Yeah.

Ashley: Excuse me.

Nikki: Uh-huh. Hey, Jack, where's your date?

Jack: Uh, had a headache, had to leave. How you doing?

Nikki: I'm a little worried about your sister, actually.

Jack: (Crunching) In what universe are you con-concerned about Ashley?

Nikki: Well, the other night, somebody left Ashley an exact replica of the gown that Sabrina wore the night of the car crash.

Jack: Who?

Nikki: Well, nobody knows. But when Victor saw her in it, he hit the roof and accused me of setting her up.

Jack: Did you?

Nikki: No, of course not. I'm just afraid that Ashley feels like she's competing with Sabrina’s ghost.

Jack: You think Ashley bought the dress?

Nikki: I don't know. Knowing her history of breakdowns, I-- look, it--it's really none of my business. I-I just thought you should know.

Michael: Hey!

Lauren: And that's in here.

Cane: (Sighs)

Mac: Hi.

Cane: Hey.

Mac: How's your mom?

Cane: Uh, I finally got her calmed down. Let's just hope she gets some sleep.

Mac: You're really good with her.

Cane: Lots and lots of practice.

Mac: I'm gonna go find Kevin.

Cane: Okay.

Billy: Payback, isn't it?

Cane: What's payback, Billy?

Billy: Oh, well, you bought my favorite bar, and then you hired Mac. I took Delia away from you, and now you're trying to take away whatever you can from me, right?

Cane: Believe it or not, Billy, not everything's about you.

Billy: Man, you are so full of it.

Cane: You have a beautiful daughter. You've got a wife, and she may not be the love of your life, but she just adores you. And all the Abbotts are back at Jabot. What are you complaining about?

Billy: Just...

(Groans)

Nikki: These chicken nuggets are to die for.

Murphy: Mm-hmm. Considering the amount of grease they're made with, you don't know how right you are.

Nikki: (Laughs)

Murphy: Hey, what--what are you doing?

Kay: Yeah, it's actu-- I thought you were resting.

Jill: (Sighs heavily) The room was just spinning.

Nikki: Somebody's gonna have a whopper of a hangover.

Jill: You would know. You're the expert.

Kay: Are you pleased with yourself? You know, coming to my wedding drunk and making a fool of yourself?

Jill: Oh, I sat so quietly all through that ceremony.

Kay: Why did you come, Jill?

Jill: I came to wish you well.

Kay: Yes, well, I'd like to believe that, but you've made it abundantly clear what you think of my husband.

Jill: (Whispers) What do you know about him?

Kay: That he loves me, and I love him.

Jill: Yeah, I get that you bonded when your memory was gone, but now that you're back to your real life, come on. What do you have in common with him?

Kay: More than you can imagine.

Jill: Oh, see, what I'm afraid of is you're gonna wake up one morning and you're gonna realize you've made a terrible mistake.

Esther: Okay, Jill, why don't you just leave? Nobody wants you here anyway.

Jill: (Normal voice) Nobody wants you here, you simpering dimwit.

Chloe: Okay, you know what? You really don't need to talk to my mother like that.

Murphy: Now you're a disgrace.

Jill: Oh, that's pretty funny coming from trailer trash.

Kay: How dare you? Now stop it!

Jill: (Sighs)

Billy: Whoa. Whoa. Is this what you call "Under control," man?

Cane: Mom, what are you doing down here?

Jill: I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know why I even bother, 'cause she's got everybody turned against me one more time. You've got this whole little substitute family that'll fill in the gap I left.

Kay: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Jill: (Sighs) (Sighs)

Kay: Now you listen to me. I refuse to let you play the victim.

Jill: (Sighs)

Kay: You are the one who moved out. You turned your back on me.

Jill: (Chuckles) Why don't you admit why you really sent me the invitation-- to make yourself look good and me look bad, as usual, whether I accepted it or not. You are still the same two-faced hypocrite you always were, and nobody sees it but me.

Billy: Okay, that's it. Good-bye. All right. Sorry. Mom?

Jill: That's all right. I want to go anyway.

Billy: All right, come on. I'm gonna come with you guys.

Cane: Mom--

Jill: It's all right. I'm going. I'm going.

Kay: All right, everybody, let's, uh... (Clapping hands) Let's head back to our party.

Jill: To hell with you, Katherine. To hell with you.

Kay: Get her out of here!

Jill: Don't! Don't do that.

Cane: Come on, come on.

Billy: Shh, shh, shh.

Mac: I've missed you guys.

Kevin: We missed you, too.

Jana: You know, Kev told me what a good friend you were to him back in the day.

Daniel: Did you guys know that I used to have the biggest crush on her?

Mac: Which I nipped in the bud as soon as I figured out he was 16.

Jana: (Chuckles)

Kevin: (Chuckles)

Amber: Don't you have, like, an actual job to do, like take pictures of a bride and groom?

Daniel: Yeah, that. Okay, well, I guess I should get back to it, huh?

(Camera shutter clicks)

Kevin: Oh, that's gonna be a good one.

Daniel: Come on.

Jana: (Laughs)

Daniel: What are you so pissy about?

Amber: Nothing. Don't ignore Murphy and Mrs. C.

Chloe: Having fun hanging out with the boys... and Mackenzie?

Amber: What is the deal with her?

Chloe: (Sighs) I don't know.

Amber: I mean, I know she's nice and helps the poor and everything...

Chloe: Whatever.

Amber: But, I mean, guys just, like, fawn on her every word.

Chloe: I know. I know. I don't get it at all.

Amber: (Scoffs) Ugh.

Chloe: You know what? I should go check on Delia. I'm gonna call the sitter.

Amber: Mm.

Chloe: I'll be back.

Nina: Hi.

Amber: Hey! (Laughs) Props to you for shoving Jill in the closet.

Nina: Ah, well, most fun I've had in years.

Amber: (Laughs) That was good.

Billy: What the hell were you thinking getting drunk and making an ass of yourself?

Jill: I know you're not gonna believe this, but I really did go there to wish her the best.

Billy: Well, what happened?

Jill: She looked so damn happy. I mean, she didn't have a care in the world, and I just-- I realized how inconsig-- insignificant I am to her.

Billy: Mom, if you want a relationship with Katherine, just talk to her. Work it out.

Cane: Mom, he's right. You can't go on like this 'cause what you're doing is insanity.

Jill: (Sighs)

Jack: Hey, there.

Ashley: Maybe-- hi. Um, where's your date?

Jack: Uh, she left early. How you feeling?

Ashley: I'm fine, for the 50th time, really. I'm gonna go say hi to Lauren. Excuse me.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Jack: I'm concerned about her.

Victor: Mm, don't be. She's all right.

Jack: She's not all right, starting with the spotting.

Victor: (Crunching) When women are pregnant, they spot.

Jack: When all women are pregnant, do they hear babies crying where there are none?

Victor: I know what you're implying. I know your sister's history. She's all right. Don't worry.

Jack: Your track record doesn't exactly inspire confidence.

Victor: I don't care what you think, Jack. Your sister is my top priority.

Chloe: Hi, it's me. So how's "Mommy Dearest"?

Billy: Well, she won't pass a breathalyzer any time soon, but at least she's not foaming at the mouth anymore.

Chloe: I-I-I thought I'd, uh, take off, unless you want me to wait here.

Billy: No, no, go ahead. I don't know how long I'll be here.

Chloe: Okay. See you when I see you.

Billy: Yep. Hmm.

Tyra: So it was really nice of Lily showing Ana the mansion.

Neil: Yeah, it's pretty cool, isn't it?

Tyra: Yeah, it's beautiful.

Neil: Hey, I know you like to dance. How about we join 'em on the dance floor? You want to?

Tyra: (Chuckles) Sure.

Neil: Come on.

Ana: Mom, guess what? They have a bath that can fit ten people.

Tyra: Do they?

Ana: Yes.

Tyra: You want to show me?

Ana: Sure. Come on.

Neil: (Chuckles) Have a good time.

Paul: You know, I realize it couldn't have been easy standing up there with Victor.

Nikki: You know, I have spent enough of my life worrying about that man and taking his abuse. I just want to enjoy this beautiful evening with you.

Victor: May I?

Nina: Dance with me.

Victor: It's entirely conceivable that I misconstrued events the other night.

Nikki: That almost sounds like an apology.

Victor: I didn't want you to feel that I jumped to conclusions.

Nikki: Since when does Victor Newman admit he's wrong? Ahh. Ashley put you up to this.

Victor: She was very upset by this whole thing, and I didn't want to add to her stress.

(Cheers and applause)

Victor: Thank you for the dance.

Esther: The governor's returning your call.

Kay: Oh, uh, Michael. Michael.

Michael: Excuse me.

Kay: Yes. Hello? Uh... (Chuckles) Thank you. Y-yes, we're very happy. Thank you. But as you know, that is not the reason that I'm calling you. Well, the D.A.'s office-- the D.A.'s office refuses to look at their side of things. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I am very grateful, grateful. Thank you again. Uh, yes, well, I will look forward to hearing back from you. Bye-bye.

Michael: What--what-- what did he say, huh?

Kay: He will look at the case. He doesn't give us any guarantees, but he's going to take my feelings into consideration.

(Chuckles)

Michael: Ooh! You! Kevin.

Kay: (Laughs)

Michael: Uh, little brother, Mrs. Chancellor just got off the phone with the governor. So, uh, cross your fingers. This could be it.

(Chuckles)

Billy: You know, um, nobody's using the dance floor.

Mac: Are you asking me to dance?

Billy: I won't bite.

Mac: I guess one dance can't hurt.

Billy: No, it won’t.

Billy: (Chuckles) Mm.

Mac: How's your mom?

Billy: Oh, she is up to her eyeballs in coffee.

Mac: Where's Chloe?

Billy: She's at home.

Mac: Without you?

Billy: You know, tonight had me thinking a lot about, uh, our wedding.

Mac: A very long time ago.

Billy: So you were thinking about it, too.

Mac: How could I not? I was thinking about, um, that part in the ceremony where we talked about our first impressions of each other, and you said that I was a stubborn know-it-all.

Billy: (Chuckles) That's right, yeah. And you said that I was a, uh, a spoiled party boy.

Mac: Some people would say not much has changed.

Billy: (Chuckles) Yeah. You know, I remember what else we talked about-- how much we meant to each other.

Mac: We've both moved on.

Billy: Have we?

Mac: Maybe this was a bad idea.

Billy: Oh, come on. Don't do that. Don't ruin the moment.

Mac: There isn't any-- any moment.

Billy: (Sighs) No, don't-- don't--don't do that. Just don't walk away from me, okay? Come on.

Mac: Go home to your wife.

Kay: Uh, everybody, listen up. Um, it's time for Murphy and me to retire. It's past 8:30.

Michael: Ohh!

Joe Jr.: Whoa!

Michael: Whoo!

Kay: So you stay, you party, and I hope you really have a good time.

(Laughter)

Pearl: Well, first, you have to throw your-- your bouquet.

(Cheering)

Daniel: Yes, come on! Let's go.

Kay: All right.

Joe Jr.: Get your catcher's mitt ready, Pearl!

Kay: Everybody, uh, line up. Single girls.

Daniel: (Laughs)

Lily: Hey, how's your mom?

Nikki: Pearl, you're single. Come on.

Cane: Hey. Surprisingly well, considering.

Lily: Well, I wonder what she has planned for our wedding.

Kay: Everybody ready?

Esther: Okay, one...

Joe Jr.: Come on, Pearl!

Esther: Two... three!

Amber: Whoo! Oh!

Murphy: Oh!

(Cheering)

Michael: Ohh!

Paul: Ahh.

Daniel: Aha!

Esther: You are next!

(Laughter)

Neil: That's terrifying.

Kay: Come on, Murph.

Michael: All right.

Jack: I brought you some wedding pie.

Mary Jane: (Chuckles)

Jack: How's your head?

Mary Jane: Um, better. You, uh, were worried about me?

Jack: Well, yeah, the way you had to run out like that, yeah.

Mary Jane: Well, I'm feeling, uh, much better. And just to prove it...

Mary Jane: I'm... mm.

Jill: Hey, handsome. Have you, uh, got a good hangover cure?

Man: Coffee's not doing it?

Jill: No, I'm afraid not. But maybe you're the hangover cure. When's your shift over?

Man: An hour from now.

Jill: (Sighs) (Clicks tongue) Room 212. Think you can find it?

Murphy: This is the best day of my life.

Kay: I just cannot believe I'm a bride at 80.

(Chuckles)

Murphy: (Chuckles) You know, we may be over the hill, but you can make me feel like a kid again.

Kay: (Chuckles) Oh, Murph, I think that's what they call being "Young at heart."

Murphy: So... what do we do now, Mrs. Murphy?

Kay: (Chuckles) Well, Mr. Murphy, I think we shall cherish every moment, every day, as though it's our last and celebrate our good fortune every day for the rest of our lives, hmm? (Chuckles) Oh.

Mac: (Grunts)

Billy: (Sighs)

Chloe: Come on. Come home with me.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Nick: Some things are worth the risk.

Phyllis: How much are you willing to lose?

Ashley: Once I get proof, you're the one that's gonna be out of here.

Jill: Victor will never see this coming because nobody would think that we would team up.

Jeff: Okay, so what's the plan?

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