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Jack: Hey.

Phyllis: Hey.

Jack: I got the paperwork for the Jabot tie-in.

Phyllis: Oh, great.

Jack: Is that the wedding issue?

Phyllis: Yes. It's not a finished product.

Jack: I know a rough draft when I see one.

Phyllis: Oh, great.

Jack: Wait. This is the anniversary.

Phyllis: You know?

Jack: How would I forget something like that? One year ago, you and Nick and Sharon and me started "Restless Style."

Phyllis: Right. We did. That's right.

Jack: Boy, a lot's happened since then, huh?

Phyllis: Oh, yes. A lot has happened. I want to thank you for what you said to me last night.

Jack: Oh? Did I say something profound?

Phyllis: Yes. You told me that if I continue to go after Sharon, I'll look bad in Nick's eyes, and you're right. So I'm just-- for now, I'm being sympathetic, empathetic, understanding.

Jack: And once you convince Nick and Sharon that you're sincere, what's next?

Phyllis: It--no. It's not like that. Seriously, it's not like that. I'm gonna take this from you. Hey, you know what? I'm the one who, uh, convinced Lauren to drop the charges.

Jack: Well, good for you.

Phyllis: Yeah. Good for me. Not that it did any good. Nick is back home, but he is sleeping in Noah's room.

Jack: Hey. Give it time.

Phyllis: Right. It's our wedding anniversary today.

Jack: Oh, that's what you thought I was--oh.

Phyllis: Yeah. It's--its fine. It's not a big deal. And him--I don't think he remembered.

Jack: What's one anniversary when you got 40 or 50 more?

Phyllis: (Sighs)

Jack: Listen to me. Hang in there. He did come home.

Phyllis: Aren't you positive?

Jack: (Laughs)

Mary Jane: Uh... am I interrupting?

Jack: Oh. Uh, uh, no. Not at all. Uh, uh, you remember Mary Jane Benson?

Phyllis: Of course. Yes.

Mary Jane: Oh. It's, uh, nice to see you again.

Phyllis: You, too. You, too. Excuse me. I'm-- (laughs) Um, so what's up? Why did you want me to meet you here?

Jack: Well, actually, I worked out a deal with "Restless Style." Uh, they're doing a big wedding issue, and I've arranged for all of the models who were posing as brides...

Phyllis: Mm-hmm.

Jack: To be using Jabot Cosmetics exclusively.

Mary Jane: Oh, that's nice.

Phyllis: Yeah.

Jack: Well, uh, Mary Jane is a P.R. virtuoso. I wanted her in on this tie-in.

Phyllis: Great.

Mary Jane: Well, I'd love to.

Phyllis: I-I can't say no to a virtuoso, ever. Pull up a chair. Come on.

Mary Jane: Do you have this good of relationship with all your ex-wives?

Nick: Yeah. Just chill, Buddy. I'll call you when it's over. All right. Later. Oh. Noah's, uh, a little freaked out about our meeting with his school counselor.

Sharon: Hmm. Hey, before we go, I just want to clear the air about something. Um, you told me that Phyllis talked Lauren out of dropping the charges against me, but when I talked to Lauren, she said Eden was the one that convinced her. Did you lie to me so that I would drop the charges against Phyllis?

Nick: No, Eden wanted to drop the charges, but Lauren wanted to go through with it. Phyllis is the one who talked her out of it.

Sharon: Oh. Okay. Well, I had to ask.

Nick: Yeah. I'm just glad neither one of you is in jail. And for both your sakes, I hope this truce holds. It makes things a lot easier at home.

Sharon: Oh, I thought you were staying at Victoria’s.

Nick: Well, I was, but I moved back. Look, Summer's so small and little, she needs me still.

Jill: Hi. I didn't order that.

Man: It's from the gentleman.

Jill: (Laughs) That's no gentleman.

Jeff: (Laughs)

Jill: (Sighs)

Jeff: You, uh, looked like you could use it.

Jill: Jeffrey, go away.

Gloria: Oh, hello, Honey. Still trying to make up your mind?

Jeff: (Laughs)

Jill: Your husband refuses to take the hint. I would like to be left alone, please.

Gloria: Oh, Jill, happy to oblige. Come on, "Lover man."

Jeff: You know, that's how people turn into alcoholics.

Jill: Oh, for God sake, I don't usually drink alone. I'm making an exception today.

Jeff: Hmm.

Gloria: Oh. Well, get over it, Jill. We weren't invited to Katherine’s wedding, either.

Jill: Gloria, I was invited. I'm just not going.

Jeff: Forget the wedding. We'll have our own party here.

Jill: (Sarcastically) Oh, yippee.

Brock: Okay. Okay, let's hear it.

Murphy: Uh, "Katherine, getting hitched to you is better than catching a 25-pound walleye in a chop with a worm harness rig." All right. I-I-I--that's no good. Look, I-I-I'm not a writer.

Brock: (Sighs)

Mac: You have to say what's in your heart.

Murphy: (Sighs)

Brock: I never got a chance to thank you for pulling my mother from the riverbed.

Mac: Grandma's really lucky you found her.

Brock: Oh, my God.

Murphy: Uh, no. I'm the lucky one. You know, just when you think you know what life is supposed to be... (Laughs) Boy, God throws you a curveball.

Brock: Oh, isn't that the truth?

Billy: Hey, everyone.

Brock: Hey, Billy, Chloe, good to see you.

Chloe: Hi.

Murphy: Hey, I'm glad you could come. Uh, oh, listen, uh, I-I-I got to go get ready.

Chloe: Oh, yeah. Yeah, you do.

Billy: Yeah. Okay.

Murphy: All right.

Chloe: (Laughs) Cute.

Brock: Where's the baby?

Chloe: Oh, we have a sitter. Yeah.

Brock: How's she doing?

Billy: She's great.

(Clears throat)

Chloe: You know, every day with Delia is an adventure, right?

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Lily: Oh, hello.

Cane: Hey.

Chloe: If it isn't Genoa City's most happiest couple, aside from Billy and me.

(Laughs)

Esther: Mm. Hi, everyone.

Cane: Hey.

Esther: Oh, Katie, you look beautiful.

Chloe: Oh, so do you, Mom.

Esther: Oh, thank you.

Chloe: Great.

Esther: Now how's your sinus infection? Are you taking your medication? Are you--?

Chloe: Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. I'm fine. I'm fine. Besides, I'd have to have a 101 fever and a coma to miss this. Nothing would have kept me away.

Kay: (Sighs) Uh, I-I-- (laughs) I'm--I'm shaking.

Nikki: Oh.

Kay: You know, can you believe how nervous I am? As many times as I have been through this, I still get butterflies.

Nikki: Well, that's love, no matter what your age or how many husbands.

Kay: Well, he really makes me happy, you know that?

Nikki: Katherine, he's a wonderful man.

Kay: Mm. Uh... (Sighs) Victor's being here, that's, uh, not gonna be a problem, is it?

Nikki: Oh, not for me. I can't speak for him.

Kay: Oh, come on. I saw the fireworks between the two of you the other night. So what set him off this time, for heaven sakes?

Nikki: Well, apparently, somebody put an exact replica of the gown Sabrina wore to the gala laid out on Ashley's bed, and she put it on.

Kay: Are--are you saying Victor thought that--

Nikki: Thought that I was gaslighting her. Yes, he did.

Kay: Oh, dear God in heaven. Wh-what is-- I'll talk to him after this is over with.

Nikki: No. No. I don't want to stir up any trouble, especially not today.

Kay: Yeah, but who would do such a thing?

Nikki: I don't know. I--he--he keeps a drawing of Sabrina on display. Imagine living in her shadow.

Kay: My God. You don't think Ashley wants to be like Sabrina in some way?

Nikki: (Sighs) I don't know. Something's not right.

Ashley: Is this okay?

Victor: You look beautiful. I want to apologize again for... being so upset. But seeing you in, um, Sabrina’s dress was...

Ashley: It was awful. I'm so sorry.

Victor: That's all right.

Ashley: I don't know how it happened.

Victor: Nikki happened. She was jealous of Sabrina. She was jealous of you.

Ashley: I don't think--

Victor: She had motive.

Ashley: I don't think--

Victor: She was here the day it happened.

Ashley: I don't think it was Nikki.

Victor: Well, then who planted that dress?

(Sets glass on table)

Victor: (Sighs) Who?

Victor: (Sighs) I suggest we table this discussion until we know all the facts.

Ashley: We better get going. We're gonna be late for Katherine’s wedding.

Victor: But listen to me. I don't want you to think that you're competing with Sabrina’s memory. (Sighs) You helped me, you really did, get past my grief. I love you, and you love me. That's all that matters. Our children is all that matters, okay?

Esther: I thought that you might like a cup of tea for your nerves.

Kay: Oh, thank you, Esther.

Esther: You know, the last time that all of these people gathered, we thought we'd lost you.

Kay: Oh.

Esther: And now here you are about to marry a wonderful man who really loves you and isn't just pretending.

Kay: Oh, Esther, I'm so sorry about the hurt that Roger caused you.

Nikki: I can recommend a good divorce attorney.

Kay: (Laughs)

Esther: Oh. Well, it turns out that Roger and Annie weren't really legally divorced, and since my marriage wasn't valid, then I have no ties at all to that thing.

Kay: All right. Shh, shh, shh.

Nikki: And I'm so grateful that Paul was able to track them down and bring them in.

Kay: Yes. Well, for Kevin's sake, I hope they are telling the truth. (Sighs) You know, knowing that boy is still facing criminal charges is the only thing that keeps this from being a perfect day.

Heather: I hear you found Kevin's gun. (Sighs) How'd you know where to look?

Michael: I can't reveal my sources.

Heather: Hmm. I bet it was Amber-- aiding and abetting your brother.

Michael: You're delusional if you think you're gonna win this. The jury's gonna be very sympathetic when they hear what happened to Kevin.

Heather: Juries don't like suspects who shoot at security guards.

Michael: What if he didn't?

(Cell phones vibrate)

Heather: (Clears throat)

Paul: Ballistics?

Michael: There were no striations in the barrel. That gun never fired bullets.

Paul: Kevin was shooting blanks.

Michael: Mm-hmm. This changes everything.

Heather: It changes nothing. A crime was still committed when he fired the gun. Kevin didn't know he was shooting blanks.

Michael: Prove it.

Heather: I intend to.

(Camera shutter clicks)

Daniel: Beautiful.

Murphy: Okay.

Esther: Excuse me. There's an emergency in the kitchen.

Pearl: Oh! Duty calls.

Murphy: Um, so what's the latest on Kevin?

Amber: Oh. Well, he's out of the padded cell, and, um, he's doing much better.

Daniel: Yeah, he's still a little shaky, though.

Murphy: Oh, too bad. I was hoping he'd get out in time to be my best man.

Amber: Oh.

Brock: We couldn't be happier for you, "Duchess."

Kay: It means so much to me to have you both here to celebrate this day with me.

Kay: Oh, uh, where's, um, uh, Murph?

Brock: (Laughs)

Kay: What is, uh, uh, is he with the "Swells" downstairs? How's he doing?

Brock: He's holding his own. He's fine.

Kay: Oh, good.

Nikki: I'm gonna go get your dress.

Kay: Oh, thank you, Darling.

Mac: Oh, I'll come with you.

Nikki: Okay.

Kay: Oh.

Brock: So tell me, uh, how's Mac doing?

Kay: Oh, she's fine.

(Door closes)

Kay: Such a blessing to have her here with me.

Brock: I'm concerned about Billy. You know, I saw the two of them looking at each other earlier.

Kay: Brock, Billy has a wife and a child.

Brock: Oh, but it's this occasion, this place, it can't help but bring back so many memories best forgotten.

Kay: Mackenzie is a lovely and very smart young woman.

Brock: Yeah.

Kay: You know, trust me. She will make her own choices.

Mary Jane: Well, we'll show step-by-step photos-- the technique, the products-- exactly how to achieve the look.

Jack: I like it.

Mary Jane: Yeah? So now's a good time to ask for a raise?

Jack: Actually, that's my cue to leave.

Mary Jane: (Laughs)

Jack: Don't want to be late for Katherine Chancellor's wedding.

Mary Jane: Ooh. All the movers and shakers of Genoa City... (Inhales) Gathered together. That's a publicist's dream.

Jack: I know it's a little late, but would you maybe like to be my date?

Mary Jane: I would-- I would like that very much.

Phyllis: I'll--I'll talk to you later, Sweetie. Ooh. Okay. Uh, sorry about that. Where were we?

Jack: Oh, actually, I was about to leave.

Phyllis: Oh, all right.

Jack: I'm on my way to Katherine Chancellor's wedding.

Phyllis: Oh, great. Have fun.

Jack: What, you're not going?

Phyllis: No. No. Um, Daniel’s taking pictures and, uh, Nikki is gonna cover it for the magazine.

Mary Jane: I just have a few more things to finish here, and then I'll, uh, I'll see you in a little while.

Jack: Okay. You hang in there, "Red."

Phyllis: I'm fine.

Jack: Happy anniversary.

Phyllis: (Laughs) Thank you.

Mary Jane: Wow.

(Laughs)

(Door opens)

Mary Jane: Uh, your anniversary?

(Door closes)

Mary Jane: Congratulations.

Phyllis: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Mary Jane: You have big plans tonight?

Phyllis: Um, yeah. Yeah, we have a lot of plans.

Mary Jane: Yeah. You're lucky. You know, people have high expectations when they get married, and then they discover their prince is a toad. And then you end up doing things you might regret.

Sharon: It's my fault that Noah's grades are slipping.

(Sighs)

Nick: Why don't we share the blame on that? You know, Eden has been a distraction, too, (Sighs) So you want anything to eat?

Sharon: No. My stomach’s all in knots. A lot of food just makes me nauseous for some reason. Listen, I'm gonna talk to Noah tonight. I think what's most important for him is to just have a stable home.

Nick: Yeah, I don't want Noah living with Dad anymore. He should be with one of his parents.

Sharon: Right. But I mean, until I-I move out of the club...

Nick: (Sighs) Yeah. Well, I can talk to Phyllis. You know, he can move in with us.

Sharon: Oh. Um, are--are you two stable?

Nick: Well, we have some issues we still need to work through. But I don't want that to be at the expense of Noah. We'll make it work.

Neil: Well, you know me. I'm a sucker for weddings, right?

Cane: Hey.

Neil: Hey, Cane.

Lily: Well, good, because ours is in two weeks.

Cane: Yes.

Neil: Yeah, right? It's coming up fast.

Cane: Not fast enough for me.

Lily: Mm-hmm. And there's a lot to do.

Neil: Yeah. Let me know if I can help, besides writing checks.

Cane: It's covered. Thanks.

Neil: No, no, no. I insist. I want to pay for my daughter's wedding.

Cane: That's, uh, that's generous, Neil. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Lily: Yeah. Thank you, Dad.

Cane: Thank you.

Lily: Oh, your boss is here.

(Camera shutter clicking)

Neil: Oh. Yeah, yeah. About that, listen, there's been some big changes. Actually, I resigned from Newman.

Cane: Uh...

Lily: What?

Neil: Yeah, it was time.

Lily: Dad, you've been there forever.

Neil: Yeah, I know. I know.

Lily: I just--I can't imagine not going to the office every day. I mean, what are you gonna do with yourself?

Neil: Hold that thought. I'm gonna go say hi to Victor and Ashley, okay? Be right back. Excuse me.

Lily: Okay.

Victor: Hello, Neil.

Neil: Look who it is. Victor, good to see you.

Victor: Nice to see you.

Neil: Ashley, it's always a pleasure.

Ashley: Hi. How are you?

Neil: Mm. You look good.

Ashley: Isn't this wonderful? I'm so happy for Katherine.

Neil: Yes, it's nice. It's very nice.

Victor: Murphy seems a nice man.

Neil: He is. He's very nice.

Victor: Last time we were at a wedding together, I stood up for you, Neil.

Ashley: Oh.

Neil: You certainly did, Victor. Listen, Victor, do you mind if I talk to you for a minute?

Murphy: Pardon me, Victor. Excuse me, everyone.

Neil: Sure.

Victor: Yes, Murphy?

Murphy: Could I speak to you, uh, in private?

Victor: Of course. Excuse me.

Neil: Absolutely.

Victor: Yes, Murphy?

Murphy: Uh, Victor, I don't know you very well, but Katherine says you're a good guy, and I know you, uh, you helped get her life back, so we owe you.

Victor: No, you don't owe me anything, Murphy. The fact that she's happy makes me happy.

Murphy: I was wondering if I could ask you another favor. My--my best man hasn't shown up, and given your friendship with Katherine, would you stand up for me?

Victor: Well, I'll be damned. I'd be honored, Murphy. All right?

Murphy: Thank you, Victor. You're a good man.

Victor: Yeah.

Jill: Victor Newman-- arrogant, back-crossing, double-stabbing bastard!

Jeff: Another round, please.

Gloria: What'd he do to you?

(Sighs)

Jill: That 5% of Jabot stock--

Gloria: Ha! That he stole from me. Oops. I wasn't supposed to tell.

Jill: Oh, I knew he had it, you idiot. How do you think I knew where to get it?

Gloria: Hey, hey, hey! Don't you be calling me an "Idiot"...?

Jill: (Sighs)

Gloria: You man-stealing, frustrating old--

Jeff: Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, please, please, please, please, please.

Jill: Oh, shut up.

Jeff: One--one thing we can all agree on...

Gloria: (Sighs)

Jeff: Is that Victor is...

Gloria: Satan?

Jill: He unloaded that stock on me when he knew Marge was Katherine-- well, Katherine was Katherine. He told me I should take up needlepoint.

Jeff: (Laughs)

Gloria: (Laughs)

Jill: It's not funny.

Gloria: All right, here's one-- the money he paid me for that stock...

Jill: (Clears throat)

Gloria: Can't touch it-- not one penny.

Jill: Well, duh. You should have sold it to me.

Gloria: Yeah. Yeah. Shoulda, coulda, woulda, coulda, shoulda.

Jill: Oh, shush.

Gloria: (Coughs)

Jeff: Hey, ladies, you know, we should team up, teach Victor a lesson.

Jill: Oh, yeah. That'll work.

Jeff: (Clears throat)

Gloria: Well, they do say two heads are better than one. Why not three? Thank you.

Jill: Hear, hear.

Gloria: Victor wouldn't stand a chance.

Jill: Mm-hmm.

Jeff: Mm. Drink up.

Noah: How was it?

Sharon: It could have been worse.

Noah: That bad, huh?

Sharon: Uh, your grades have dropped. But your father and I don't blame you.

Noah: Really? What's the catch?

Sharon: No catch. Sorry for the way things have been lately. But they're going to get better. I'm starting therapy, and I'm looking for a place for us to live.

Noah: Cool.

Sharon: So in the meantime, you can just move back in with your dad.

Noah: And Phyllis.

Sharon: And Phyllis. Ooh.

Noah: Mom. Hey, Mom. You okay?

Sharon: (Sighs) Yeah, I think I-I just got a little dizzy. I haven't eaten anything yet today. It's nothing to worry about. I'm fine.

Noah: Well, s-sit down, okay? I'll get you something.

Sharon: Okay.

Noah: Stay right here.

Phyllis: (Sighs) (Elevator door opens)

Nick: Happy anniversary.

Phyllis: You remembered.

Nick: I made us dinner reservations.

Phyllis: You did?

Nick: Why--yeah. Why don't you read the card?

Phyllis: (Laughs)

Phyllis: Oh. A "Get out of jail free" card. Because--'cause I was arrested, right?

Nick: That was, uh, supposed to make you smile...

Phyllis: Oh, yeah. It does.

Nick: 'Cause, you know, our--our wedding day--

Phyllis: I'm--right. Right. I got arrested on our wedding day, too. Now I'm smiling. Yeah. I'm just kind of sick, so...

(Clears throat)

Nick: I guess under the circumstances, maybe it wasn't as funny as I thought it would be.

Phyllis: No. It--it's--it's--its hilarious. It's hilarious. Um, it's cute. Thanks. So, uh... remember last year? You got Trace Adkins to sing to me in the photo studio. Remember that?

Nick: Yeah, last year was... it was different.

Phyllis: Yeah.

Billy: So Delia-- every time you'd burp her, she'd get this weird look on her face.

Chloe: Looks just like her daddy.

Billy: Yeah, well. Oh, wow.

Jack: Well, the gang's all here.

Mary Jane: Introduce me, hmm?

Jack: Uh, sure. Victor Newman, Mary Jane Benson.

Mary Jane: How do you do?

Victor: How do you do?

Ashley: Jack, could you excuse me? I mean, could we--excuse me--us. Jack?

Jack: Sure.

Ashley: So, um, Jack, what's up with you and Mary Jane?

Jack: What? We're friends.

Ashley: It looks like you're more than friends. Now come on. She's an employee, and she's married.

Jack: No, she tells people that to keep guys from hitting on her.

Ashley: (Sighs) Jackie, come on.

Jack: We are two consenting adults. Don't worry. It's nothing serious.

Ashley: That's exactly what you said about Sharon when you were rebounding from Phyllis. You just got a divorce. Don't make the same mistake. Come on, slow down. Jeez.

Daniel: Okay, and one more. (Camera shutter clicks) Thank you, ladies.

Amber: Oh.

Nikki: Oh, thank you.

Amber: Wait until Murphy sees you in your dress.

(Knock on door)

Paul: Everybody decent?

Nikki: Oh! Uh, uh, come in. Come in. Oh, hi.

Paul: Oh, you look beautiful.

Nikki: Well, you saw me in this dress this morning.

Paul: Well, it's an update. You still look beautiful.

Nikki: (Laughs)

Paul: Speaking of beautiful, how are you?

Amber: Um, so what's going on with Kevin?

Paul: Well, um, Michael has taken, uh, Roger and Annie’s statement to the judge along with the new evidence about the gun.

Daniel: So is he gonna make it out on bail?

Paul: Well, the D.A.'s still fighting it.

Kay: Uh, uh, Paul, I will post whatever bail they give him.

Nikki: (Gasps) Oh, my God. Look at the time. Everybody, everybody, out!

Kay: What? I'm not even dressed yet.

Nikki: I'm sorry. Katherine has to get ready. Come on.

Amber: Oh, break a leg, Mrs. C., I love you.

Kay: Oh, Sweetheart. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Daniel: One more for luck.

(Voices overlapping)

Neil: It looks like Grand Central Station around here.

Nikki: Neil, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to talk to Katherine later.

Neil: Wait, I just want to--

Kay: No. No. Let--let him in.

Neil: Thank you, Katherine. I wanted to wish you all the luck in the world and thank you again for the job.

Kay: Aw.

Neil: You look beautiful.

Kay: Thank you. Thank you.

Nikki: What job?

Kay: He is our new C.E.O. of Chancellor Industries.

Nikki: Well, congratulations.

Neil: Thank you, Nikki. I appreciate that.

Kay: I, um, hope you brought a date.

Neil: Actually, I'm flying solo tonight.

Nikki: Ooh. Well, then, you'll have to save a dance for me.

Neil: That's a deal. So listen, excuse me, and I'll leave you to it, all right?

Nikki: Yeah. Good-bye, Neil.

Neil: All right. Bye-bye. Bye.

Kay: Bye-bye. Who should we find for him?

Nikki: Oh, you are so funny. Because you're in love, you want everybody else to be in love, too.

Kay: Well, why not? Everyone should be this happy, Nikki!

Nikki: (Laughs)

Daniel: Yeah, funny face. Come on. Funny face. One more, and... (Camera shutter clicks) yeah, there we go. (Laughs) You guys will like these, trust me.

Neil: Well, two of my favorite people. Hi, Sweetheart.

Ana: Hello.

Lily: Did you know they were gonna be here?

Tyra: Uh, you know what? Mrs. Chancellor called us last night.

Ana: I'll be singing at the wedding.

Neil: Oh, nice. Wonderful. I didn't know that.

Cane: Ooh, I have an idea. I have an idea. Come here. Sit down. How about we sing a duet, hmm?

Ana: Mm, no. I've--I've heard you sing.

Cane: Aw!

Lily: Wow, good answer.

Cane: (Sighs)

Tyra: So... I didn't know that you would be here.

Neil: Yeah? Well, Katherine and I, we go way back. We're--we're old friends, so...

Tyra: Yeah. (Sighs) So how have you been?

Neil: (Laughs) I'm good. I'm good. How about you?

Tyra: Good. I-I sent that information you needed.

Neil: Oh, right, the infor--um, thank you. I appreciate that.

Daniel: Hey, guys, how about a group picture, huh? Everyone?

Lily: Oh, yeah. Sure.

Daniel: Yeah? Okay. Get together. Group picture. Let's go. Do up your suit. Right in front. That's perfect. Look at you. Lily. All right. Uh, Tyra, can you move in a little bit? A little bit closer there? All right. (Camera shutter clicking) Okay. Now say "Cheese."

All: Cheese!

Cane: So Lily started cooking for the puppy.

Lily: Yes, healthy things-- all organic, no preservatives.

Cane: Yeah, he eats better than I do, huh?

Mac: Are you crate-training, as well?

Lily: Yeah, but it just-- it breaks my heart when I hear him whimpering in the middle of the night.

Cane: Aw.

Billy: You should knock that off. Women don't like men who whimper.

Lily: (Laughs) We got a new puppy.

Billy: Aw, that's sweet. I didn't know you two knew each other.

Mac: Cane's my new boss.

Billy: New boss? Last I heard, you were unemployed.

Amber: You should go in there.

Chloe: Yeah. Well, what am I gonna do? Am I gonna rip her eyes out and tear her off Billy? Guys want what they can't have. As long as he comes home to me, I'm fine.

Mac: Excuse me.

Cane: Mm. Sure.

Billy: So, um... what business are you in now? Is it another charity?

Cane: No, not exactly. I just bought this little place. I, uh, I think you might know it. It's, uh, Jimmy's bar.

Mary Jane: Hi.

Ashley: Hi.

Mary Jane: Mrs. Chancellor has a beautiful home.

Ashley: Yeah, she does. May I confide in you about something?

Mary Jane: Yes. Of course. Whatever you say won't go any further.

Ashley: Okay. Um, you're aware that my brother is going through a difficult time, right? I mean, he's going through a divorce--just got one.

Mary Jane: Uh, yes, and he seems to be handling it quite well.

Ashley: Uh...

Mary Jane: In case you haven't noticed, he's taken off his wedding ring.

Ashley: Yeah. Uh, well, Jack puts on a really good show. But trust me, he has not--I repeat-- has not gotten over Sharon.

Mary Jane: (Sighs) Why are you telling me this?

Ashley: Well, the two of you work together, and it appears that you're getting... close. Granted, this is none of my business, but it just-- it could get very messy if something were to happen with the two of you. You know what I'm saying. Mm.

Mary Jane: Yeah. Thank you for your concern, Ashley.

Ashley: Sure.

Victor: What was that all about?

Ashley: (Laughs) Oh, boy.

Victor: What?

Ashley: My brother's sleeping with our new publicist.

Victor: Really?

Ashley: Yes.

Victor: I'll be damned.

Ashley: Mm.

Victor: Well, well.

Ashley: Honey, would you excuse me? I'm gonna go to the ladies' room.

Victor: Of course, my sweetheart.

Ashley: Okay.

Victor: Love you.

Victor: What are you up to?

Mary Jane: Uh, I'm doing what you asked.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Mary Jane: I'm getting close to Jack.

Victor: Mm-hmm. Be careful, all right? Do not let him become suspicious.

Jill: (Sighs) I told her she could take her job...

Jeff: And shove it?

Jill: And--yeah.

Jeff: Mm.

Gloria: Jill, Jill, Jill.

Jill: (Mockingly) What, what, what?

Gloria: (Laughs) I'd give anything to have Katherine be my friend, not to mention, give me a job.

Jill: (Normal voice) Yeah, well... (Scoffs) I have my pride.

Gloria: (Laughs) Is that why you're hanging out with us?

Jeff: (Laughs)

Gloria: (Laughs) Time for the powder room, Lover. I'll be right back.

Jeff: Mm. You know... (Sighs) Anybody who's everybody is at the Chancellor estate paying respects to Katherine.

Jill: Nobody could ever push my buttons the way she did, the way she still does, the old bat. (Sighs) (Voice cracks) Oh, Katherine, I hope your fisherman makes you happy.

Jeff: Well, you could still go. You're invited.

Jill: Oh, invited. (Slams glass on table) I don't need to be invited. I own half the damn house. I can go there anytime I want.

Jeff: Well, then, what's stopping you? Free booze-- hell, the markup on this stuff is ridiculous. And you could make sure they don't trash your half of the house.

Jill: I never thought of that.

Jeff: Shall I call you a cab?

Mac: Would everyone take your seats, please?

Amber: Okay, come on. We need the aisles cleared. The wedding is about to start.

Mary Jane: You know what? I forgot my camera. I'll be right back.

Amber: Just take your seats.

Jack: Okay.

Mary Jane: All right.

Amber: Oh, my God.

Phyllis: You know, it was a hard day today-- love, marriage, happily ever after.

Nick: (Sighs)

Phyllis: I mean, for me.

Nick: I know.

Phyllis: Yeah. Anyway, here is, um, your anniversary gift from me.

Nick: Sheets.

Phyllis: Yes. I mean, not just sheets. It's not sheets, you know? It's Italian linens. And, um, they're-- they're 1,500 thread count. They're very luxurious.

Nick: (Whistles)

Phyllis: Yeah.

Nick: 15 hundy.

Phyllis: (Laughs)

Nick: Thank you. You, uh... you got me a present that you get to use, too.

Phyllis: Will I?

Phyllis: I miss you.

Nick: Let's go home.

Sharon: This can't be happening. It can't be, not now. (Sighs) Not after everything else. (Sighs)

Mary Jane: (Gasps) Oh.

Paul: Hi. Um, I'm Paul Williams. Do I know you?

Amber: (Laughs) Oh!

Daniel: Hey. Glad you could make it. Smile.

(Camera shutter clicks)

Kevin: (Groans)

Murphy: This day couldn't get any better.

Kevin: Mac.

Mac: It's good to see you.

Kevin: It's good to see you, too.

(Camera shutter clicking)

Jana: All right, save some for me.

Michael: (Laughs)

Amber: You are a genius.

Michael: Hey, if you hadn't hidden the gun, Kevin would never have gotten bail. The judge looked at the evidence, the psychiatrist reports, hey, the D.A. could not prove that he was not of sound mind.

Amber: Oh! This is the best wedding present ever. Wait until Mrs. C. hears about this. Oh!

Murphy: Listen, uh, (clears throat) you, uh, feel like being my best man?

Kevin: Uh, wou-- uh, would--would you be offended if I said no?

Murphy: No, not at all. I mean, just having you here makes the day perfect.

Kevin: Thank you, Murphy.

Jana: Why don't we go and get our seats, hmm?

Kevin: Mm-hmm.

Michael: Congratulations.

Murphy: Thank you, Michael.

Lily: (Whispering indistinctly)

Nikki: Brock.

(Mouthing words)

Pearl: I told you they were starting.

Esther: (Laughs) Well, I-I saved us some seats right up front-- over there, those two.

Neil: (Whispering indistinctly)

(Camera shutter clicking)

Esther: (Whispering indistinctly)

Jill: (Sighs) (Sighs) (Sighs)

Nina: Jill, is that you?

Jill: Nina? (Slurring words) Yeah, it's me--Jill. Hi, Nina.

Nina: Oh, this isn't good. You shouldn't be here like this.

Jill: What do you mean, "I shouldn't be here"? This is my house.

(Door handle rattling)

Nina: Couldn't you come back some other time?

Jill: (Laughs loudly) And miss having my say at Katherine’s wedding? I don't think so.

(Camera shutter clicking)

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