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Sharon: Thank you for finding me such a good lawyer and staying until I made bail.

Jack: Anything I can do to help. And if there's anything else you need...

Sharon: No, right now all I need is some sleep.

Woman: Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, I couldn't clean until the police were finished.

Sharon: Okay, well, um, you can finish later. Just, um, please get rid of that.

Jack: Honey, I don't think you should stay here.

Sharon: I'm not moving in with you again, Jack.

Jack: Well, at least get another room.

Sharon: I'm too tired to think about that right now. I'll be fine here.

Woman: Excuse me, can I do anything else for you?

Sharon: Uh, no. Thank you so much.

Sharon: You know, last night, when I came in here, these drawers were pulled out and stuff was dumped everywhere. Now, I know that I stole those things, but I don't remember doing it. And I really don't know why I did it, but... one thing that I do know for sure, is I didn't write that on that mirror. "I hate myself"? I may feel that way about myself sometimes, but I did not take out my lipstick and write that on the mirror for the whole world to see.

Phyllis: Hey.

Noah: Hey. Where's Dad?

Phyllis: Um... I-I don't--I don't know. Um...

Noah: Did he come home last night?

Phyllis: Uh, no, he didn’t. But I'm--I'm sure he's fine.

Noah: Then where is he?

Phyllis: Um... you know what, Noah? Your dad is dealing with a lot of things right now that, you know, they-- they have nothing to do with you, honestly.

Noah: (Sighs) I thought he was gonna come home and ream me out.

Phyllis: Yeah. Right. Well, you were lucky. But, um, like I said, your dad's dealing with some things right now.

Noah: Are you and Dad fighting? 'Cause of me?

Phyllis: No! Oh, definitely not, Sweetie. Don't even--

Noah: First Mom and Jack, and now, you and Dad? What the--where is he? I wanna talk to him.

Phyllis: Listen--listen, relax. It--it's-- I don't know where he is. Really, I told you, I don't know.

Noah: I gotta go.

Phyllis: Noah. Noah!

(Door closes)

J.T.: Morning.

Nick: Morning.

J.T.: Vicki made some coffee, if you want it.

Nick: Thanks.

J.T.: I got a call from one of Paul's buddies on the force. He knows I work at Newman. He lets me know if there's anything he thinks I should know.

Nick: Yeah?

J.T.: Sharon was arrested last night. Something about vandalism and grand theft.

Nick: What? Just, uh... tell Vick I went down to the police station.

J.T.: She's out of jail. She made bail.

Nick: Thanks.

Victor: On the surface it looks like it's a better choice. When you include the perks we get because we are building in an enterprise zone and the tax credits and redevelopment funds...

Colleen: And how do you know what those numbers are?

Victor: For that, you hire accountants.

Colleen: And who watches over the accountants?

Victor: We do. Are you confused?

Colleen: Look, Victor, that doesn't mean I'm incapable. Okay, you've been doing this a very long time. Do you know the difference between Romanesque and Gothic architecture?

Victor: You don't think I do?

Colleen: Do you?

Victor: With the advent of Christianity, the end of the Roman Empire, the Christians built churches with high vaulting ceilings. You know why? Because they wanted to be closer to God.

Colleen: You understand what I mean. Look, it'll take time, but I will get it. I'm not going anywhere.

Victor: What I want is better harmony on the board of directors. That's why I asked you to come by.

Colleen: Seriously?

Victor: When it comes to business, I'm always serious. Very serious.

Lily: Thank you.

Nikki: Lily.

Lily: Oh, hi, Nikki, hi. Oh, is that the cover?

Nikki: Oh, all hail the queen.

Lily: Wow! That is a fabulous cover.

Nikki: Yeah, that's the subscriber version. If you go to the newsstand, you see this one.

Lily: Oh, my gosh, that is incredible.

Nikki: Katherine as Queen Elizabeth II.

Lily: Yeah, I would definitely want both covers.

Nikki: That's the idea. Gosh, I remember your cover shoot. That was so beautiful.

Lily: Yeah, which is why they dumped me.

Nikki: Oh, come on. It's a shame you gave up modeling. If you ever change your mind, call me, because I would love to use you.

Murphy: The silver chipmunk is, uh, still front page. Kevin and Amber, thank God, they're safe. That was some wild ride. Angelina called me this morning. She's dumping Brad and the kids, said she cannot live without me. You okay with that?

Kay: Whatever you want.

Murphy: Katherine? Katherine?!

Kay: Hmm?

Murphy: You're gonna strain your neck, looking over there. What gives?

Kay: Um, nothing, nothing.

Murphy: Spelled J-I-l-l? Is that why we're here this morning? So you could bump into her?

Kay: I just... can't get through to her.

Murphy: Well, she's one tough nut.

Kay: I said things to her at that wedding that I shouldn't have said. I shouldn't have.

Murphy: Well, Jill wasn't exactly little miss sunshine herself.

Nikki: Well, what do you think?

Kay: Oh, wow.

Murphy: Look at you. That--that's terrific.

Nikki: Yes. All the updates say that you are alive and well. Rumors of your demise were greatly exaggerated.

Kay: Well, may you sell many, many, many magazines.

Nikki: Oh, I don't think we'll have a problem.

Murphy: Oh, you like another cup of coffee, your majesty?

Kay: Your imperial majesty.

Murphy: Oh!

Nikki: Yeah, get it right.

Kay: I love having a man wait on me. Especially this one.

Nikki: Hey, do you wanna come to the office this morning? It's gonna be a big day.

Kay: Do you mind?

Murphy: No, go on. It's your coming out party.

Kay: Well, you know, I don't like to leave you alone here.

Murphy: No, no, no, Sweetheart, I'm fine. Don't worry about me. I got a bunch of things to do this morning.

Jack: I hate the idea of you being alone here. Do you want me to stick around for a little while?

Sharon: No, I'll be fine. Thank you for offering.

Jack: Take it easy, huh? You've had a long night.

Sharon: You must be tired, too.

Jack: Oh, I'm made of pretty tough stuff. Take care of yourself.

Sharon: Oh, Jack.

Sharon: Thank you so much.

Nick: I heard you were arrested. What happened?

Phyllis: Yeah, it was quite a coup. Mm, it was a risk, but we pulled it off. Um, can you please do that? I asked you to do it five minutes ago, Travis. Yeah, I know, I'm the evil boss woman. That's what they say. I'll tell him you called. Hey, uh, thanks again. Thank you very much. Bye. Oh, look!

Nikki: Look who came by to say hello.

Phyllis: Our cover girl! Have you seen the issue?

Kay: Yes, Nikki showed me. Spectacular job.

Nikki: Well, it was a group effort.

Kay: Oh, that's me!

Phyllis: There it is.

Kay: Oh, Dear.

Nikki: So is Nicholas here?

Phyllis: Uh, no, he's not.

Nikki: Well, we were supposed to go over a few things this morning. When do you expect him?

Phyllis: I'm not sure.

Nikki: Is everything all right?

Phyllis: Uh, he might be at Newman. You could check there.

Murphy: Hello, Jill.

Jill: Hmm. How does it feel to win the lottery? Take advantage of a confused old woman?

Murphy: Uh, Katherine's a gem. Sharp as they come. And if anyone is confused, it's you.

Jill: What do you want, Murphy?

Murphy: To see her happy. She seems to think that having you in her life is important.

Jill: You know what? My relationship or non-relationship with Katherine is none of your business.

Murphy: You know, I heard you say that the last six years as mother and daughter were a waste. That's not how Katherine feels.

Jill: How magnanimous of her. Silly me, I should've known I could never be related to anyone that wonderful.

Murphy: She--she doesn't care about any D.N.A. test. She considers you her daughter.

Jill: But I'm not.

Murphy: You know, it's a wonder your knees don't buckle, carrying a chip that big. Katherine loves you. And I hate to see her in this kind of pain.

Jill: Don't talk to me about Katherine's pain.

Colleen: I don't get it. You hated that I took my dad's seat on the Newman board, now you wanna be helpful?

Victor: I always wanted the Newman board of directors to be consisting of... family and close friends. And I was hasty in excluding you.

Colleen: Why, because Abby's my sister? Victor, that's a little bit of a stretch.

Victor: And Ashley’s your aunt. And your parents asked me to be your Godfather.

Colleen: Well, you haven't really been very active in that department.

Victor: Perhaps we can catch up. I admire your courage, though.

Colleen: Standing up to you, you mean?

Victor: Few people have the backbone.

Colleen: Well, I got mine from my father.

Victor: Perhaps from your mother. I will always be grateful to your father for saving my grandson. I had very good reasons to want to remove him from the board of directors. Nothing personal. I did it for the best of the company.

Colleen: And you made that very clear, Victor, that it's not me.

Victor: I have reconsidered.

Colleen: Is that an apology?

Victor: Don't push it. What is important is that you and I get along, all right?

Colleen: And you think that is possible?

Victor: I'm willing to try. Are you?

Colleen: Why not? I will take these home and study them.

Victor: Okay. If you have any questions, you call me.

Colleen: I will.

Victor: All right.

Colleen: Thank you, Victor.

Victor: Bye, Colleen.

(Door classes)

Victor: Uh, J.T., please come over to the ranch as soon as possible. Thank you.

Colleen: Hey, Uncle Jack. Yeah, I'm just leaving now. Sure. Yeah. Where do you wanna meet?

Jack: So how'd your meeting with Victor go? He try to convince you to vote with him on this fragrance line expansion?

Colleen: It went exactly how you said it would.

Jack: Does he know you're opposing him?

Colleen: Not yet, but he will. When I line up the other board members with your help.

Jack: I got some good news for you. Now that Katherine's back, we are moving ahead with the ad campaign. How do you feel about being the Fresh Face of Jabot?

Colleen: I don't know, Uncle Jack. I mean, a lot has changed since I said yes. I don't even know if I wanna do it.

Jack: What if I told you the Abbotts were running Jabot again?

Colleen: Really?

Jack: Once Katherine is legally Katherine, she has promised to make it official. And once she does that, I want an Abbott representing the company. I thought you'd like that. That's why I booked a fitting for you today.

Colleen: Today?

Jack: Do it for me?

Colleen: I know why you want me in the ad. You want a Newman board member to be the Fresh Face of Jabot, huh?

Jack: Imagine Victor driving by your face on a billboard-- a Jabot billboard-- every day.

Victor: I want Bradley Carlton's daughter off the Newman board of directors as soon as possible.

J.T.: Well, she seems pretty determined to stay.

Victor: Find something to get her to resign, all right? I need someone more qualified on the board.

J.T.: Look, Victor, I've known Colleen since we were kids.

Victor: Find something, J.T. And I do not mean anything that will publicly humiliate her.

J.T.: Well, that's good, since I can't imagine I'm gonna dig up anything on her resembling dirt.

Victor: You have reservations or what?

J.T.: No, no, it's just--

Victor: Do I need to remind you that you are working for Newman security?

J.T.: I'll do what I can.

Victor: You keep me informed, all right?

J.T.: Absolutely. Did you hear about Sharon?

Victor: No. What?

J.T.: Well, her room at the club got tossed. The furniture thrown around, clothes shredded, the whole thing. It was a big mess.

Victor: Were the police notified?

J.T.: Yeah. Yeah, but here's the kicker-- apparently, Sharon's been stealing things all over town. They found a bunch of stuff in her room that wasn't hers. So she was arrested.

Victor: What are you talking about? Sharon's stealing? I want you to bail her out.

J.T.: Jack already did.

Sharon: I don't remember stealing, but I know I did. One time, my mother stopped me from taking somebody else's cell phone and putting it in my purse at the coffeehouse.

Nick: So you weren't even aware you were doing it?

Sharon: No, that's the scary thing. It's like I lose bits of time, and then later, I find these odd things in my purse. I have no idea how they got there. You know, that's probably how those books got in my bag at Trumble's. It wasn't Eden who stole them, it was me. And thank God, Michael is such a good lawyer, because something like that on her record--that could-- that could ruin her life. Nick, it's like I'm toxic or something. You should stay away from me.

Nick: Sharon, you're in trouble. I wanna help. I mean, why do you think you're stealing things? What's that all about?

Sharon: I... you know... last night when I came into my room, I found my clothes were all cut up.

Nick: What?

Sharon: And "I hate myself" was written in lipstick on the mirror. Now, I-I know that I stole those things, but, Nick, I did not do that. I know it.

Nick: You think Phyllis did it?

Phyllis: No, I don't know what the plan is, Noah. Uh, no, I don't think that your punishment is gonna be anything as drastic as military school, so don't worry about it. I don't know what your dad is thinking. I don't know what he's thinking at all. Okay. Well, I'll tell him if I see him. Hey, listen, listen, hang in there, okay? Bye.

Nikki: I just got off the phone with the east coast. We're selling out. We have to order another printing!

Phyllis: Oh, my gosh, that's great.

Nikki: And all the morning shows wanna interview Katherine. She's even had some calls from Hollywood producers interested in her story.

Phyllis: Phenomenal. Phenomenal.

Nikki: I called Newman. Nicholas hasn't shown up.

Phyllis: Well, um... you know... I'm sure, uh, he'll be here soon. You know, uh, Noah's looking for him, too.

Nikki: Well, what's going on? Where is he?

Phyllis: He left.

Nikki: What do you mean, he left? Where did he go?

Phyllis: That's what I'm worried about.

Nick: You know, Phyllis has a temper, but I don't think she would destroy your things.

Sharon: Well, I didn't do it.

Nick: Sharon, you said you've been blanking out. Did anybody see her come into this room?

Sharon: No.

Nick: Okay, then its pure speculation.

Sharon: She's capable of doing it, Nick.

Nick: I just-- I don't think she would do something like that.

Sharon: Well, you know what? It doesn't matter anyway. In some weird way, whoever did this did me a favor. Because I just cannot go on like this.

Nick: You've had a rough year. And it's gonna get better, I promise you that. I wanna help.

Sharon: You know, I... I really appreciate everything that you've done for me, but I can't keep using you as a lifeline.

Nick: I volunteered.

Sharon: Well... I think that, um... I don't wanna do any more damage to your marriage and your family than I already have. So you should just go back to your wife and your baby.

Nick: I left Phyllis.

Sharon: Uh, no, Nick, no, no, no, this isn't right. See, I don't wanna be responsible for--for ruining your marriage.

Nick: You're not.

Sharon: You should go.

Phyllis: I'm just afraid that Nick and I are past the point of no return.

Nikki: Well, every marriage has its ups and downs. You know that Nicholas loves you. He loves Summer. However much space he needs, you just have to trust that he'll come back.

Phyllis: I don't know if I can come back.

Kay: Well, Esther says the phone has not stopped ringing and, um... old friends are coming out of the woodwork.

Phyllis: Of course. How many women get buried and then come back to life?

Nikki: So many people love you.

Kay: Except Jill. Oh, dear God in heaven, I am so worried about her reaction to this magazine. I mean, uh, I tried calling her. No answer.

Phyllis: Wow. Funny. Just like Nick. I've called him a dozen times.

Nikki: Now do you two remember what happened when I chased Victor? The more I pursued him, the more distance he put between us. So... just learn from me. Learn by my mistakes and sit still.

Phyllis: Really? Do nothing?

Kay: My problem is, um... Jill still needs this reassurance that I love her.

Phyllis: Yeah, and I've given Nick a lot of space.

Nikki: You can't force somebody to love you. You have to give them the time to realize they miss you.

Phyllis: Easier said than done, right?

Kay: Amen.

Murphy: I can't imagine what you've been through.

Jill: You're damn right you can’t. I've been living a lie for the past six years of my life.

Murphy: Look, you win some, you lose some. Loss is part of life. But you've got another chance. Who cares about some D.N.A. test? Katherine loves you. You love her.

Jill: Oh!

(Scoffs)

Murphy: No, no, no, no. Don't deny it. You wouldn't be this upset if you didn’t. Look, consider yourself lucky. Most of us are stuck with the family we're born into, like it or not. But you and Katherine picked each other. You are her daughter, blood or no blood.

Jill: You really think we can get past this?

Murphy: I know you can.

Jill: Wait, let me see that? "Jill Abbott-- pretender to the throne." Take a good look, Murphy. As if the memoir weren't enough, I have to deal with this! This is your precious Katherine and Nikki rubbing my face in it! No way in hell we will ever reconcile!

Murphy: Jill--

Jill: Listen to me, you... you seem like a decent guy, Murphy. Let me give you a little advice, okay? You are swimming with the sharks now. And there's blood in the water.

Kay: Uh, where is Murphy?

Nikki: Here.

Murphy: Here I am, ladies. What's the, uh, skinny?

Nikki: Well, we've ordered another printing. Everybody wants to read about Katherine.

Kay: Ah, well...

Murphy: She's a fascinating woman.

Kay: Yeah, well, I'm concerned, uh, how she's going to react when she sees the magazine.

Murphy: I would hold off on that for a while.

Kay: Why? Have you seen her?

Murphy: I tried to patch things up. I almost did it. But then she saw the cover of the magazine, and she snapped her cap. I mean, there was smoke coming out of her ears.

Kay: I-I-I--I was afraid that would happen, Murphy. I-I've got to talk to her, Nikki.

Nikki: Now look, if you're talking about Jill, just forget it. Let her calm down. You don't want another repeat of what happened at the wedding.

Murphy: Oh, I don't know, I like my woman with frosting all over her.

Kay: I am not giving up on Jill.

Jack: Contemplating your future? Tough job market out there.

Jill: I was just hoping for a few moments of peace, but no such luck today.

Jack: I assume you've heard Katherine gave control of Jabot back to the Abbotts.

Jill: Well, there's a neat trick, considering the fact that Katherine is not yet legally in charge. Cane is still C.E.O.

Jack: The Abbotts are back, or soon will be. And all is right with the world.

Jill: Well, if that's true, you'll find a way to screw it up.

Jack: So now that you're no longer involved, spill. That 5% of Jabot stock, how'd you get control of it? Who gave it to you? You never wanted Billy as C.E.O. Who did? Victor? Is that who you were working with? Wow, you got screwed in the end, so it must've been the mustache.

Jill: Have a good day, Jack.

Jack: Yeah, you, too.

Colleen: Hi, can I get a large, nonfat iced Americano with an extra shot, to go, please?

Lily: Hey, girlie.

Colleen: Hey! Did you get my text?

Lily: Uh, I just got out of class. Do you wanna get a table?

Colleen: I can’t. I have to go to Jabot for a fitting.

Lily: Oh. Uh, the Fresh Face campaign?

Colleen: Yeah, they're starting up again finally. I wish I didn't have to go.

Lily: Really? I love the fittings. You get to see everything before it hits the stores.

Colleen: Are you sure you're okay with me doing this?

Lily: Yeah, Coll--yes. I am--I'm fine. Go for it.

Colleen: Okay. Do you wanna grab a drink later?

Lily: Sure.

Colleen: Okay. I'm, uh, kinda nervous, though, 'cause I don't think I'd make a very good model.

Lily: Well, if you need me, I'm here.

Colleen: Okay. I will. Bye.

Lily: Bye. Have fun.

Colleen: Okay, bye.

Noah: Hi.

Nick: Hey. I figured you'd be hanging here.

Noah: Worked for a while.

Nick: Did it help to clear your head?

Noah: What do you think? Let's get this over with. How much trouble am I in?

Nick: Look, son, having sex with someone is a very big step.

Noah: Did you tell Mom?

Nick: Not yet. We'll do that later.

Noah: Something bad happened, right? With you and Phyllis? She--she seemed pretty out of it this morning.

Nick: We're going through a rough time.

Noah: What's that supposed to mean?

Nick: It means I don't want you to worry about that right now. We're gonna work it out. There's something we really need to talk about. Your mother was arrested for stealing.

Noah: What? No. That's--that's a mistake. Mom stealing?

Nick: No, actually, it's not a mistake.

Noah: Where is she?

Nick: She's out on bail.

Eden: Noah, did you hear about your mom?

Nick: Eden, not right now, okay?

Noah: Yeah, I just heard.

Eden: I didn't steal those books from the bookstore. Your mother did. She let me take the hit for it.

Noah: No, no, no, she wouldn’t.

Eden: It's true.

Noah: I gotta go. I'll take you home. You're okay with that, right? Now that you know Eden's not a thief?

Nick: (Sighs) I'd really like to finish our conversation.

Noah: Later.

Colleen: Hey, J.T.? Have you seen Lily?

J.T.: No, I-I just got here. You wanna sit down?

Colleen: Uh, yeah, sure.

J.T.: We haven't talked much lately.

Colleen: Not since Dad, right?

J.T.: How you been?

Colleen: I've been good. I like living in Dad's house. I feel like he's watching over me. Oh, and, uh, get this, Victor is warming up to me replacing Dad on the board.

J.T.: Really?

Jill: Victor.

Victor: Hello, Jill.

Jill: I wanna thank you for putting me in an untenable position with Jabot and my family.

Victor: You did that yourself, Jill.

Jill: Oh, no. You never intended for me to be in charge at Jabot. It was another of your Machiavellian games.

Victor: Now, Jill, you and I had discussed this before. You were perfectly aware of the possible outcome of all this. You lost control of Jabot because of your relationship with Katherine. In other words, my dear, this is your doing.

(Knock on door)

Noah: Mom?

Sharon: Hi, Sweetie.

Noah: How could you do this to Eden?

Sharon: Well... do what?

Noah: You stole those books. You let her get arrested for something you did.

Sharon: Noah, I had no idea--

Noah: No, no, no, you never liked Eden. You tried to break us up, but this--this is really low.

Sharon: I-I promise you, I did not do that on purpose.

Noah: What's wrong with you? You're--you're living at Jack’s. No, you're living at the club. No, Jack’s. No, club.

Sharon: I've been going through a really hard time.

Noah: Your life is so messed up.

Sharon: Noah?

Noah: I don't wanna hear it. Why should I listen to you?!

Phyllis: Hi, Nick. Where are you? I can't imagine. We really need you at work. I've been trying to get a hold--

Nick: Coffee break, everybody. Take five.

Phyllis: Where have you been? I've been trying to get a hold of you. Noah, too.

Nick: Yeah, I saw him. We talked.

Phyllis: Well, I hope you didn't come down on him too hard for sleeping with Eden.

Nick: We didn't really get into that. We spent all our time talking about his mother being arrested for shoplifting.

Phyllis: Well, oh, my goodness. She was finally caught.

Nick: You see, I'm wondering how she was caught. Did you set her up?

Colleen: Look, I'm not a fool, J.T. I know how Victor operates.

J.T.: You don't understand the half of it.

Colleen: He's having Ashley’s baby. He's my sister's bio-dad. He practically welcomed me into the family.

J.T.: Yeah, until he has no use for you.

Colleen: And then what? He's gonna crush me? Come on! He has no power over me.

J.T.: Colleen, have you ever considered selling your seat on the board? You know, he might go for it. Make some money off the deal?

Colleen: J.T., you are my friend, but you work for Victor. Okay, let's--let's drop it. Let's talk about Reed or the weather. Anything but Newman Enterprises, okay? I have to get some more coffee.

Phyllis: Now why would you think that I set Sharon up to be arrested?

Nick: Because. You suspected that she was stealing.

Phyllis: Yeah. And she was. So... what? I called the police on a hunch? That's ridiculous.

Nick: Did you trash her hotel room?

Phyllis: Why would you say that?

Nick: I really wanna believe you.

Phyllis: Then you should believe me. And if trust is the issue here, it's me who shouldn't trust you. You slept with your ex-wife and then you went back for more.

Nick: Why do you keep bringing that up? Forcing the issue?

Phyllis: How dare you say that to me? What, this is my fault? You slept with her. Twice. You know, your son is 16. I expect him not to show any restraint. But, you, you're a grown man. You didn't have to sleep with her if you didn't want to.

Phyllis: But you wanted to. Didn't you?

Phyllis: So I guess this is over, right? You're going back to Sharon?

Nick: No.

Phyllis: Are you coming home?

Nick: No.

Phyllis: Nick, please... please don't tell me that you're getting a room at the Athletic Club, please, please.

Nick: I'm gonna stay with Vick for a while.

Phyllis: Okay, so we're just gonna work together, and then we're gonna end the day and I'm gonna sit here worrying that you're gonna run into Sharon's arms.

Nick: I'm not gonna do that.

Phyllis: You did before. How can I trust you won't do it again? I have work to do.

Sharon: Mom? Oh, more of the same. Only worse. I'm just falling apart. I'm a wreck. I hate myself. My son won't talk to me. I don't blame him. I don't even know where to start. You know how I was finding things in my purse and I had no idea how they got there? Well, it's too late. Last night, I was arrested.

Nikki: I set up a private area for your interviews. We should start soon.

Murphy: Oh, I've gotta run those errands. You're in good hands. Knock 'em dead.

Kay: Thank you.

Murphy: Is that Jill over there?

Kay: Yes, it is. I need to talk to her alone. Nikki, could you handle the journalists, please?

Nikki: Yeah, yeah, of course. Hold on, excuse me.

Murphy: Want me to stay with you?

Kay: No, no, I've-- I have to talk to her alone. Um... I'll meet you at the coffeehouse later.

Nikki: Excellent. I'll call in the morning. Bye-bye.

Lily: Hi, Nikki.

Nikki: Oh, hello, again.

Lily: Hi. Um, I called your office. They said that you were here. And... I wanted to ask you, are you still serious about the modeling offer?

Nikki: I am.

Lily: Okay, well, I am very interested.

Jack: Hey.

Noah: Do you know about Mom?

Jack: Yeah. I'm the one she called. I helped her get a lawyer. I sat with her at the police station.

Noah: Dad didn't come home last night. I think he and Phyllis are splitting up. Mom let Eden take the blame for something she did. My parents are seriously screwed up.

Victor: Hi. You look worried. Something wrong?

Jack: Uh, Noah's having kind of a rough day.

Victor: Well, we all have one of those from time to time. Don't we, Jack?

Jack: Absolutely. Listen, I have a suggestion. Until the turmoil settles down, why don't you come stay with me? You can move back into your old room.

Victor: Absolute nonsense. You'll stay at the ranch. Close to your family, all right?

Jill: Well, if it isn't the queen of Genoa City. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.

Kay: We have a lot to talk about, Jill.

Jill: First, let me congratulate you on completely humiliating me.

Kay: Have you read the article?

Jill: Nikki's hatchet job? Yes.

Kay: No, no, no, Nikki is not after you.

Jill: Oh, please!

Kay: Jill, we need to talk. There's a lot of things to work out about the estate.

Jill: Well, just have your lawyer call my lawyer.

Kay: Well, you're still my daughter. I don't care what the test said.

Jill: What if I do?

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Lily: My dad would never do that.

Karen: Lily, he admitted it.

Billy: Cane can't win this.

Rafael: I wish I could promise you that, Billy, but I can’t. No one can.

Jill: I asked her to admit that she was glad I wasn't her daughter and she did.

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