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Billy: Mackenzie?

Jack: Welcome home, kiddo.

Billy: (Whispering) What the hell is she doing here?

Ashley: (Whispering) I have no idea, Billy.

Mac: I finished my term of service in Darfur. I got an e-mail from my dad saying Grandma might be alive, so I caught the first plane home.

Jack: Well, we're glad you're here.

Mac: If I'd known there'd be a wedding, I would have worn a nicer shirt. (Scoffs)

Billy: Um, Mackenzie Browning, this is Chloe. Used to be Kate Valentine.

Mac: Esther's daughter.

Chloe: Yes, and now I'm officially Mrs. Billy Abbott.

(Indistinct yelling)

Jack: What in God's name is all that noise?

Kay: You want more Jill? Bring it on.

Mac: Is that Grandma?

Nikki: Gosh, stop!

Jack: What the hell?!

Chloe: Oh, my good-- my wedding cake?

Jill: Stop it.

Kay: Oh, Chloe, I-I'm sorry about your cake, but, my dear, she just kept pushing me and pushing me and pushing me.

Jill: I wasn't pushing you. I was merely pointing out what a miserable witch you are!

Kay: I am miserable? Every other word out of your mouth was nasty, it was mean--

Nikki: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. You're--you're done. You're done. I-I'm so sorry. This is embarrassing, but we actually just got some fabulous news. Katherine, tell them.

Jill: Oh, right, right. Katherine, tell them your wonderful news.

Kay: The proof is in. I am Katherine Chancellor.

Jill: (Sighs)

Kay: Brock is my son. This thing is not my daughter.

Sharon: I'm sorry.

Nick: Don't be.

Sharon: (Sighs) I'm sure I look a mess in my matron of honor gown and mascara running down my face.

Nick: Matron of honor?

Sharon: Yeah, um... (Clears throat) (Sniffs) Chloe asked me to stand up for her.

Nick: Well, then why are you, uh...

Sharon: I, uh, I was just feeling sick, and so I-I-I came back here to lie down, and this--this whole day has been a disaster.

Nick: Starting with Phyllis.

Sharon: Oh, she told you?

Nick: I saw her being escorted from the club by security.

Sharon: Well, you know what? She deserved that.

Nick: Yeah, I don't know how many times I've told her to stay away from you.

Sharon: Okay, well, I appreciate the support, but...

Nick: But what?

Sharon: I think you should go.

Nick: And leave you like this?

Sharon: (Sighs) I'm sure that you and Phyllis have been arguing over me again.

Nick: Well, she's gotta stop pullin' this crap.

Sharon: That's funny. I remember you saying that to me just recently.

Nick: Yeah. Um, about that...

Sharon: Nick...

Nick: I'm not going anywhere.

Sharon: Nick, please.

Nick: At least let me apologize.

Sharon: Okay. For what?

Nick: The way I spoke to you last night. I was just frustrated and angry that Noah was upset.

Sharon: Well, you had every right to be.

Nick: It may not have looked like it, but I was just-- just worried about you.

Sharon: Well, you don't need to be.

Nick: When you told me you didn't think you'd ever feel normal again, that worries me.

Sharon: Oh, yeah, I was just... (Scoffs) I was being melodramatic.

Nick: Sharon, lately, you've been all over the place. I mean, you leave Jack, and then you-- you go back to him, and then you leave him again without saying a word to me or Noah.

Sharon: You're right. I sh-should have told you.

Nick: Well, normally, you would have, but you've been too emotional and distracted.

Sharon: Thanks for the recap.

Nick: I'm not-- I'm not judging you, okay? I just want to understand.

Sharon: Nick, just leave it alone.

Nick: How can I do that? I look at you, and you need a friend more than ever.

Brock: Oh, I wish you would have told me you were coming home, Sweetheart. After all, I am your father. Duchess, I've got a little surprise for you.

Kay: Oh, my God. Mackenzie, you're home.

Brock: (Laughing)

Mac: When I heard you might be alive...

Kay: Oh, I've missed you so much. Oh, wait, wait. Um, Darling, you'll get cake all over you.

Mac: No, I don't care.

Brock: All right. All right.

Kay: Okay, I don't care either. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, I'm so glad to see you. Oh.

Mac: I thought I'd never see you again.

Kay: Oh, Brock.

Jack: Hey, hey, hey. N-no crying here. This is time for celebration.

Brock: Okay.

Jack: The Grande dame of Genoa City is back in town.

Ashley: Hear, hear.

Murphy: Yeah!

Kay: Oh.

Billy: I was so sure it was you...

Kay: Oh, Billy.

Billy: Until Mom and I went to the hospital. I heard you say that you were the imposter.

Kay: Well, Billy, the doctor didn't believe my story, and I was desperate to be released, so I just lied.

Billy: So you and Mom aren't really related?

Jill: Well, there were many D.N.A. tests done. None matched me to Katherine, and this last one matched her to Brock. It was quite upsetting.

(Sighs)

Kay: And I'm sure she would rather that I'd just... (Clears throat) Stayed dead and buried.

Jill: I did not say that. Do not misquote me.

Kay: Then why did you attack me, Jill?

Jill: Excuse me? You attacked me, you crazy old fool.

Brock: Cool it, Jill.

Murphy: Hey, hey, there's still some cake left.

Chloe: Okay, okay. Hey, bride, groom, wedding reception.

Kay: Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, everyone, how about a little applause for the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. William Abbott.

Jack: Yay!

Chloe: Okay, well, let's party then, yeah?

Kay: You go ahead and party. Right now, I'm going to get into something a little less cakey.

Chloe: Okay.

Kay: Oh, and when I get back, I would like to hold my precious-- that precious baby of yours and Billy's, okay?

Esther: I-I'll help you clean up, Mrs. C.

Kay: Oh, thank you, Doll. Yes, Sweetie.

Billy: (Sighs)

Jack: Quite a day, huh, Murphy?

Murphy: Oh.

Ashley: Wait till the town finds out that Katherine's alive.

Jack: Forgive me. You seem a little dazed.

Murphy: Well, I-I thought the fight the two of them had last night was bad, but this--whoa.

Ashley: Oh, Katherine can handle it.

Jack: Oh, yeah, years of experience.

Murphy: She can handle anything life throws at her. She's tough.

Nikki: Well, while she's changing, why don't I show you around your new home?

Murphy: Oh, that's great. You know my trailer?

Nikki: (Chuckles)

Murphy: Could fit the whole thing in this room.

Jack: (Laughs)

Ashley: (Laughs) He is so cute.

Jack: (Whispering) Come here. Come here.

Ashley: I love him. What?

Jack: Forget him. Did you see Billy's face...?

Ashley: Shh.

Jack: When Mac walked in?

Ashley: (Whispering) Oh, my God. Yes, I did.

Jack: I'm telling you when Katherine said that Jill wasn't her daughter, you could see the blood drain from his face.

Ashley: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Jack: What?

Ashley: Jack, the sudden appearance of Mac, the news about Jill and Katherine...

Jack: Are you gonna say this is an omen?

Ashley: Oh, it's a bad omen, because Billy's marriage was a huge mistake.

Jack: It is the only way he can keep that baby away from Cane.

Ashley: Shh. Shh. Jack, what do you think would have happened if Mac had showed up before Billy and Chloe said "I do"? What do you think?

Jack: (Sighs)

Colleen: You okay?

Billy: Yeah. I'm just a little thirsty. Excuse me.

Colleen: Never a dull moment, huh?

Chloe: Yeah, no kidding. I know how you felt about this wedding.

Colleen: Yes, I would have run through main street naked if I thought it would have stopped it.

Chloe: So then why did you step in as the maid of honor?

Colleen: Moment of weakness. Can you believe that Mackenzie's back and Mrs. Chancellor's alive? Isn't that crazy?

Chloe: She came back because she thought that her grandmother was alive.

Colleen: You don't know?

Chloe: Know what?

Colleen: Much about her.

Chloe: No, I'm-- I-I've never met her before. I was always in boarding school.

Colleen: Right, well, you should get to know her, because she has many interesting stories to tell.

Mac: I felt terrible missing the funeral.

Brock: Yeah, it doesn't matter now, does it? (Sighs) You okay?

Mac: Yeah, long flight.

Brock: That's not what I meant.

Mac: (Sighs)

Brock: (Sighs) I'm glad you're home, Baby.

Mac: My timing sucks.

Billy: You think? So you've been off saving the world, huh?

Mac: While you were busy jet-setting all over it.

Billy: Hey, I worked, too, when I could fit it in.

Mac: Congratulations.

Billy: For what?

Mac: You’re wedding.

Billy: Ah, yeah. Almost forgot.

(Clears throat)

Mac: Your baby's beautiful.

Billy: Yeah, she's gorgeous, right?

Mac: I'm really happy for you, Billy.

Chloe: Hi.

Mac: Hi.

Chloe: So, Mac, this is Cordelia.

Mac: Hi, Baby.

Chloe: It's nice to finally meet you.

Mac: Same here. I'm sorry I crashed your wedding.

Chloe: No worries. The more the merrier. But you wouldn't happen to have a cocktail dress in your backpack, would you?

Billy: Chloe.

Chloe: What? It would just make nicer for pictures. And what great timing, actually, because you're just in time for the fireworks.

Mac: Yeah, some things never change.

Chloe: Yeah, you know I-I'm thrilled for Mrs. Chancellor, and I love Jill, but she really is freaking out that she's not her daughter.

Mac: I'm pretty-- pretty grungy. I'm gonna go clean up.

Chloe: Hey. (Sighs) I'm sorry I was flip about your mom. I know that your world has been totally rocked.

Billy: Yeah. I just can't believe it.

(Clears throat)

Sharon: This isn't like after Cassie died or when I ran away because I couldn't handle my life.

(Sighs)

Nick: You're telling me what it isn't, not what it is.

Sharon: I don't have a home. I don't have a job. I'm butting heads with our son. I--Jack--I don't know what's going on with us. I mean, it-- it's all so overwhelming.

Nick: And what can I do to help you?

Sharon: Nothing. You are the last person who should be helping me.

Nick: How can you say that to me after all those years we were married?

Sharon: Because you have Phyllis now, Nick, and after what happened between us at the cabin...

Nick: So I'm just supposed to sit here and watch you unravel?

Sharon: You know what you can do? You can keep Phyllis away from me and look after our son while I try to pull myself out of this mess.

Nick: Okay, that I can do. I mean, you know, the Noah part, at least.

Sharon: Okay. Thank you. Now get out of here, friend.

Nick: Okay.

Nick: (Sighs)

Phyllis: (Sighs) Here you are again.

Phyllis: I didn't want to think it was true. I didn't want to think this was true, but here you are outside of her room again.

Nick: No, no, no. Don't even think about it. Don't even think about it.

Phyllis: I want to talk to her. I want to talk to her.

Nick: No, you're not going in there.

Phyllis: Let go of me! I want to talk to her.

Nick: Let's go. We're out of here.

Phyllis: Don't touch me!

Kay: Cordelia Katherine Valentine Abbott. That's a very, very big name for such a little, tiny, tiny girl...

Chloe: (Chuckles)

Kay: Who, I think-- yes, needs a diaper change.

Chloe: Oh, okay. Um, I-I actually got ready in your room, and my stuff is upstairs...

Kay: I saw that.

Chloe: Okay.

Kay: It's just fine.

Chloe: Okay.

Esther: Now I'll help you with Delia, and we'll move your things, okay?

Chloe: Okay.

Esther: Okay.

Kay: (Sighs)

Billy: (Sighs)

Kay: So you are the father of the baby and not Cane.

Billy: Yep. (Sighs) This family's just full of shocker-oos.

Kay: (Laughs)

Cane: Come here. Come here.

Kay: Oh! Oh.

Cane: (Sighs) Mom didn't want to tell me over the phone, but I insisted.

Kay: Well...

Cane: It's really you?

Kay: Mm, mm-hmm.

Cane: Please forgive me for not believing you.

Kay: Oh, it's all right. You were simply trying to protect your mother.

Cane: I was horrible to you.

Kay: Mm, it's already forgotten. Oh!

Cane: What?

Kay: Murphy.

Murphy: Ah.

Kay: Ah. Cane, this is Murphy, my fiancé.

Cane: You're engaged, really? This is...

Kay: Yes.

Murphy: Mm-hmm.

Cane: I-it is a pleasure to meet you, Sir.

Murphy: Same here.

Kay: Uh, Billy, Cane, there is something I think you would like to hear.

Billy: What is it, Grandma?

Cane: Okay.

Kay: Well, the fact is, uh, you are not related to me by blood.

Jill: Well, Cane is Phillip’s son. It means he's still a Chancellor.

Kay: But you're my grandsons where it counts, and, uh, nothing has changed between us.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Mac: (Sighs)

Jill: Hello.

Mac: Quite a mess you made here. I'll get someone to clean it up.

Jill: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Look, I know that you and I have never been close.

Mac: No, but I am sorry for what you're going through.

Jill: Well, Katherine and I aren't the only ones affected by it, are we? (Sighs) You and I both know that I never approved of your relationship with Billy, but that didn't make it any easier breaking it to him that he had to give you up and causing him that kind of pain.

Mac: Why are you telling me this?

Jill: Just that you wouldn't be human if you weren't wondering about what might have been if we knew then what we know now.

Mac: That kind of thinking's a waste of time. I lost Billy. I've accepted it and moved on.

Chloe: I think that's everything. I'm all packed.

Esther: (Sighs) Honey, I-I'm so sorry about your cake.

Chloe: It's okay. There's plenty of food.

Esther: Well, I guess no one's even thinking about food anyway what with Mrs. C. and Jill and Mac showing up. I mean, today of all days.

Chloe: Yeah, what is all the fuss about Mackenzie anyway?

Esther: It was just so awkward that Mac walked in on Billy's wedding.

Chloe: Why?

Esther: Because they were high school sweethearts before anyone even knew that Jill was Mrs. C.'s daughter.

Chloe: And then the whole cousin thing put an end to it. How very art film.

Esther: Yeah, it was a nightmare. They found out on-- on their honeymoon night.

Chloe: They were married?

Esther: It was annulled.

Chloe: But Billy loved her.

Esther: Honey... (Scoffs) That was ages ago. They were so young, and they haven't even seen each other in years, and who knows if it even would have lasted.

Chloe: Yeah, but if they were in love with each other, and now that they're not cousins, then...

Esther: Look, you are Billy's wife now, and you said yourself that things have been good.

Chloe: I know. I know. I know.

Esther: Look, you know that Billy wouldn't be with you if he didn't want to, baby or no baby.

Chloe: Yeah, I guess not.

 Billy: (Sighs)

Jack: It's a lot to absorb.

Billy: Oh, come on, Jack. I mean, five minutes after I married Chloe, I found out that my mom and my grandmother aren't even related, and then Mac shows up. She actually shows up.

Jack: Okay, it's a real mindblower, I know.

Billy: It's not a mindblower, Jack, I mean, I've been thinking about Mac a lot, okay? A lot. Like how different my life would have been if we had just stayed married, maybe had a kid, you know?

Jack: Billy, listen to me. It's been six years since all that went down. You don't even know Mac anymore. There's a custody hearing coming up, so before you convince yourself you have to dump Chloe on the odd chance Mac might still be interested, think about this first. Is it worth giving up your daughter?

Chloe: Oh, I should have known that you were gonna race over as soon as you heard the news.

Cane: Katherine's alive. I think it's amazing.

Chloe: Yeah, and I thought that only people could rise from the dead on the Sci Fi channel.

Cane: You gotta admit, though, it is kind of ironic, don't you think?

Chloe: What is?

Cane: Well, you went to all this trouble to try and bag yourself a Chancellor. And it turns out that your new hubby isn't even really one of us.

Chloe: Abbott, Chancellor, who cares? Your brother and I are actually gonna be deliriously happy.

Cane: I wouldn't bet on that.

Chloe: Whether you believe it or not, Billy actually cares about me.

Cane: Uh, Billy cares about global warming. It's not really the same thing as love, is it?

Billy: Hey, would you mind gettin' outta here?

Chloe: I thought you would never ask.

Billy: Let's go, come on.

Cane: (Clicking tongue)

Billy: Hey, everybody, Chloe and I are gonna split.

Esther: What, wait. You haven't even thrown the bouquet.

Chloe: You know, I think I know who is getting married next.

Kay: And you may do as you please with my wedding cake.

Chloe: I will stick to eating it.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Chloe: And, hey, I'm glad that you're you.

Kay: Hey, s-so am I about you.

Billy: (Sighs) Um, I'll see you later, Grandma. Uh, I mean, uh...

Kay: No, no, Grandma's fine. What I said still holds. Nothing has changed.

Billy: Yes, Ma'am. Later, guys.

Esther: Darn. I had bubbles and rice.

Chloe: Mom, you save it for Mrs. C.'s wedding. Thank you for everything.

Jill: Billy, you're not leaving, are you?

Esther: Be happy.

Billy: It's been a long day, Mom.

Jill: I was hoping for a moment alone with you.

Billy: Tomorrow, okay?

Jill: Take care of my grandbaby.

Billy: You got it. Bye, guys.

Jack: Bye, guys.

Ashley: Congratulations. Aw.

Cane: Happy honeymoon, guys.

Kay: Oh, I cannot thank the two of you enough.

Ashley: For what?

Jack: For what?

Kay: (Chuckles) Well, my darlings, because you believed in me, and you're my friends.

Ashley: Aw. It must feel so great to be home.

Kay: It does, and I can hardly wait to see what the future holds.

Jack: Neither can I.

Ashley: Jack, don't you think we should let things settle down before you start pressing Katherine about Jabot?

Jack: This is an opportunity. We have to jump on it.

Ashley: (Sighs) And why did you want to come here again?

Jack: Because neither of us got anything to eat at the wedding.

Ashley: And perhaps you're hoping you're gonna run into Sharon.

Jack: Yeah, I wouldn't mind that, either.

Ashley: What's up with her anyway? I mean, she's in and out of the house like it's a revolving door.

Jack: Well, she's going through some stuff right now.

Ashley: Well, that's obvious. I mean, she wasn't herself at your dinner, and then running out of the wedding that way?

Jack: Yeah, well, she-- she wasn't feeling well.

Ashley: I'm sorry that Sharon's going through a hard time, but my main concern is you.

Jack: Me?

Ashley: Jack, your marriage hasn't been good.

Jack: My fault, not hers.

Ashley: Whatever. I mean, if it's not gonna work out, maybe you should make a clean break.

Jack: No, I can’t. I am not ready to let go of her.

Nick: Hey, where were you? What took so long?

Phyllis: I was getting milk for our daughter for her cereal in the morning.

Nick: She was asking for you.

Phyllis: I'll go say good night to her.

Nick: No, she's asleep now. Why weren't you answering your cell phone?

Phyllis: I had it turned off. Why, were you afraid I was gonna go back to Sharon's suite and kick her butt?

Nick: Well, it sure wouldn't surprise me considering how you were behaving today.

Phyllis: Wait a second. Wait a second. How I was behaving?

Nick: Look, all I did was go and talk to her. That's it.

Phyllis: What did she need that you needed to give her?

Nick: I'm so sick of you obsessing over Sharon.

Phyllis: You know what? So am I. Oh, so am I. Do you think I like walking around in a hat and sunglasses? Do you think I like feeling this pain in my stomach and being so paranoid that something's gonna happen? I'm embarrassed. You did this to me.

Nick: Okay, listen to me.

Phyllis: You did this.

Nick: Listen to me.

Phyllis: No, I am obsessive, and I'm jealous for good reason, but let me tell you something about your sweet Sharon. She's a slut.

Chloe: So we did it.

Billy: Yep.

(Sighs)

Chloe: It wasn't the wedding I expected, but we will be the talk of the town.

Billy: Oh, yeah, probably for years.

Chloe: Lots of surprises.

Billy: Oh, yeah.

Chloe: And Mackenzie.

Billy: Didn't see that one comin'.

Chloe: Really?

Billy: She's been doin' relief work in Africa. She hasn't been home in years.

Chloe: So you haven't seen her since, you know...

Billy: Now is this really what you want to talk about on our wedding night? Hmm?

Chloe: No. I'm open to suggestions.

Billy: Are you?

Chloe: Yeah.

Billy: I got a couple.

Mac: What a mess, huh?

Esther: Oh, yeah. Mrs. C. should thank her lucky stars that Jill is not her daughter. That petty, ungra-- I-I'm gonna take these to the laundry room.

Mac: Okay.

Esther: Hi.

Cane: Hey, Sweetie. So we haven't met yet. I'm Cane.

Mac: Oh, it's nice to put a face with the name.

Cane: Same here. So, uh, how long you in town for?

Mac: (Scoffs) If I had a dollar for every time someone's asked me that today...

Cane: (Laughs) So, uh, we have something in common, huh?

Mac: Neither one of us grew up knowing we were part of this family.

Cane: My life changed when I moved to Genoa City.

Mac: Mine, too. I don't know what would have happened if I hadn't found my grandmother.

Cane: Well, we're very blessed to have her back in our lives, especially, uh, when we thought she was dead.

Mac: It'd be nice if you could get your mom to see that.

Jill: Katherine, I have something to tell you.

Kay: Well, first, there's something I'd like to say to you.

Jill: No, I would like to speak first.

Kay: I insist.

Jill: Fine, age before beauty.

Kay: I noticed my bedroom was exactly as I left it.

Jill: So?

Kay: Nikki said you couldn't bear to part with my things, because you felt closer to me.

Jill: Yeah, well, Nikki should mind her own business. Hmm.

Nikki: I was just trying to help.

Kay: Is that true?

Jill: I would have given anything to have my mother back.

Kay: Well, then why can't we assume that--

Jill: I didn't get her back. You're not my mother.

Brock: Jill, I-I-I know how upsetting that can be, but that's no reason why...

Jill: I just...

Brock: We can't still be family.

Jill: Feel like I have wasted the last six years, you know, working on this ridiculous relationship of ours. Everything I've been put through, and for nothing, for what?

Kay: Is this what I have to look forward to day in and day out?

Jill: No, actually, you don’t. See, I own half this mansion, and I always will, but I'm moving out.

Kay: You and I, uh, almost killed each other over this house as I recall.

Jill: Mm.

Kay: And you swore that you would never leave.

Jill: What's so great about this old mausoleum anyway?

Kay: Don't give me that. You love this old mausoleum.

Jill: Not if I have to live under the same roof with you.

Brock: You don't mean that.

Jill: My bags are packed. I'll send for the rest.

Kay: Jill, wait. Can't you just--

Jill: Katherine, good-bye.

Murphy: (Sighs)

Jill: (Sighs)

Cane: (Sighs)

Jill: (Sighs) You don't have to wait with me. I'm sure my room will be ready soon.

Cane: Mom, I don't want you to be alone. Listen, why don't you come stay with Lily and me?

Jill: (Sighs) I need to be alone.

Cane: You sure that's wise?

Jill: It never felt right.

Cane: What didn't? What didn't feel right?

Jill: All those years Katherine and I despised each other, and then when they told us that we were mother and daughter, we tried to force something that--that just never felt natural, and now I know why. It's because we're not family.

Cane: It doesn't mean you have to be enemies.

Jill: Oh, I think that we were born to be enemies.

Nikki: I'm sorry she was so horrible.

Kay: Oh, Darling, Jill is the one we should feel sorry for. I mean, think of what she lost tonight and all I've gained.

Murphy: Well, you've lost something, too.

Kay: I can't go there Murph, not now.

Murphy: Uh, I'll head upstairs and unpack some things.

Kay: I'll be up later.

Nikki: Good night.

Murphy: Good night, Nikki.

Nikki: You should get some sleep, too.

Kay: (Laughs) Oh, my first night in my very own bed, Nikki.

Nikki: You know, before you turn in, you really should call Mitchell Sherman, get the ball rolling so that you can appear before the court to get your death certificate rescinded.

Kay: I know. God knows you're not alive until the courts say so.

Nikki: And then your heirs will be notified that your will is null and void.

Kay: Now that should go over big.

Nikki: Hey, if people care more about what they inherited than what you mean to them, they don't deserve anything anyway. Here we are standing in your living room as if nothing has happened, like we've done so many times.

Kay: Oh, my God. And this might never have happened without you. Oh, I can't thank you enough. Oh, my dear, dear friend, I love you so much.

Brock: Mac.

Mac: (Clears throat)

Brock: You look wrecked, and don't tell me its jet lag.

Mac: Are you gonna play shrink now, Dad?

Brock: No, you don't--you don't-- don't have to be a doctor to know you're thinking about Billy and what might have been if you'd known the truth.

Mac: Jill said the same thing. I told her I don't believe in looking back.

Brock: You still believe that?

Mac: There's a part of me that can't help wondering what if, but it doesn't change anything. Billy and I-- that was a lifetime ago.

Sharon: Jack.

Jack: Did you really think I wouldn't stop by after you ran out like that?

Sharon: (Sighs) Is Chloe furious with me?

Jack: Oh, Colleen took your place. It all worked out. How you feeling?

Sharon: Better.

Jack: Good. You had me worried.

Sharon: Shouldn't you be at the reception?

Jack: Oh, the wedding ended early, with a bang.

Sharon: Really? What happened?

Jack: The woman Jill's been insisting isn't Katherine-- well... (Scoffs) It is Katherine. D.N.A. tests prove it.

Sharon: Wow. Uh, that--that's wonderful.

Jack: Well, not for Jill. The same test proved that Katherine isn't her mother.

Sharon: Oh, my God.

Jack: Anyway, watching Katherine walk back into her life-- it reminded me how few people have an opportunity to start over again.

Sharon: Jack--

Jack: Wait, let--let me finish. I know you and I have had more than our share of chances. I'm asking you to give us one more.

Phyllis: I knew you wouldn't believe that Sharon was picking up guys in bars, so I needed a witness.

Nick: How'd you know what bar to go to? What, do you have a tracking device on her car?

Phyllis: No, I saw a shot glass in her room, Nick. She probably stole that, too.

Nick: Look, I don't believe that Sharon is stealing, and what do you care how many men she sleeps with as long as I'm not one of them?

Phyllis: Well, you are one of them. I'm sorry, you are. You were, and you will be in the future if Sharon has her way.

Nick: Oh, my God. You--you are unbelievable.

Phyllis: No, you're unbelievable. What did she say when you told her that you knew she was sleeping with Billy?

Nick: I didn't ask her.

Phyllis: Of course you didn’t. Oh, right, 'cause you don't want to see the truth about Sharon, and, uh, despite those feelings, you--you just can't-- you can't accept that she would sleep with anybody else besides you. That kills you, doesn't it?

Phyllis: And if you-- if you realized that she's the thief that she is, it would tear her down from that beautiful pedestal that you have her on, right?

Nick: Okay, you are wrong, and you need to let this go.

Phyllis: You know what? I'll let it go when you let Sharon go.

Sharon: Starting fresh sounds--sounds like a nice idea.

Jack: All you have to do is say the word.

Sharon: I'd only end up hurting you, Jack.

Jack: I'm willing to take that risk.

Sharon: Stop.

Jack: Just give it--

Sharon: Stop.

Jack: Are those what I--

Sharon: They're divorce papers. I finally signed them, and I just-- I think that it's time you do the same.

Jack: Sharon, I--

Sharon: Jack, I'm so sorry. I'm really so sorry, but this is the-- this is the best thing.

Nick: I told you before I have loyalties to Sharon.

Phyllis: Oh, loyalties. No, um, that's sweet, but it's inaccurate. I remember exactly your words. You said you loved Sharon.

(Sighs)

Nick: I love you, too.

Phyllis: Nick... (Sighs) Nick, you have to see this woman for who she is. You have to. She is a thief. She's a manipulator. She's a tramp. She's a liar.

Nick: Okay.

Phyllis: She's a phony.

Nick: I know exactly who she is. It's you who I am beginning to see for the first time. You are acting crazy, and you are obsessive, and I'm not sleeping here tonight.

Phyllis: (Scoffs)

(Door slams)

Jack: (Sighs)

Jill: So I guess we'd better find the porter so I can be shown to my room.

Cane: Okay. I love you.

Jill: Love you, too.

Jack: Wow, out of the house already, huh?

Jill: (Sighs) What's it to you?

Jack: I guess Chancellor and Jabot are next, huh?

Jill: You really look on everybody else's misfortune as an opportunity for yourself, don't you?

Jack: I'm merely stating the obvious.

Jill: Yeah, well, shove it. I'm not in the mood.

(Door closes)

Murphy: (Chuckles)

Kay: Oh. Oh...

Murphy: (Sighs)

Kay: God, home at last. Oh, Murph.

Kay: Mm. Home.

Chloe: Billy?

Mac: Billy. What are you doing here?

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Jack: Sharon loves you, Nick.

Nick: Why are you telling me this?

Mac: You stopped being responsible for you own life that day.

Billy: We got robbed of our lives that day.

Phyllis: You're trying to take him away from Summer and me. That's what you're trying to do.

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