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Jack: It was wonderful having you back in the house last night.

Sharon: Even if I did sleep in the guest bedroom?

Jack: Even if...

Sharon: I wanna say, uh, I really appreciate that you... you know, you're not pushing anything.

Jack: I'm here if you need to talk. If you need space, there's plenty of that, too.

Sharon: And so, how about, uh, Billy and--and Chloe? How long are they planning to stay?

Jack: Well, Honey, I made the offer to them before I knew you were moving back in. But if it makes you uncomfortable, I can handle that. Is that a problem?

Chloe: Great, well, uh, thank you for letting me know. Okay, bye.

Billy: Oh, yeah, mission accomplished. But nothing so cute should reek so awful. Who was that?

Chloe: Rafe.

Billy: Oh, more of my brother's "Give me full custody" crap, huh?

Chloe: Actually, the annulment. It's over. My marriage to Cane is finally over. Which means that... we get to finally... start our little family.

Billy: Yep.

Lily: So you're asking me on a date?

Cane: Yes. Our first date.

Lily: Our first date?

Cane: Mm-hmm.

Lily: Well, that's gonna be a little difficult, considering we've already had it.

Cane: Well, you can think of this as a do-over. As if we're starting afresh. Like the last few months never even happened.

Lily: Mm.

Cane: We can, uh... order some Chinese food.

Lily: And watch an old movie?

Cane: Naturally.

Lily: Oh, that sounds perfect. Did something inspire you?

Cane: Thinking about you. And... my annulment to Chloe came through.

Lily: Are you serious?

Cane: Mm-hmm.

Lily: Cane! That's great! Oh, my God!

Cane: My marriage to Chloe is history.

Lily: Yay!

Cane: And nothing-- nothing will ever come between you and me ever again.

Jack: Wait, have Chloe or Billy done something to upset you?

Sharon: No, I just thought-- I mean, I-I think it just reminded me of Gloria and what's-his-name--

Jack: Jeff?

Sharon: When they were living there, and bad memories, so... um, you know, I had this image in my mind of the two of us, or three of us-- you and me and Noah living alone together there. But that's okay. Hey, it'll be great having a baby around.

Jack: It means a lot to me-- you making room for my brother.

Mary Jane: Excuse me, Jack? Hi.

Jack: Mary Jane. I'm sorry, I didn't expect to see you at the club.

Mary Jane: No, I haven't had time to look for a place yet. I'm Mary Jane Benson.

Jack: I'm sorry. This is my wife Sharon. This is Mary Jane Benson, the, uh, new P.R. expert at Jabot.

Mary Jane: Mm. And when I get done polishing your husband's profile, he'll look like a hero to everyone in this town.

Jack: She claims this is somehow doable. And who am I to fight her?

Mary Jane: Well, I was just passing through. I'll see you back at the office, Jack.

Jack: Sure.

Mary Jane: And it was nice to meet you, Sharon. Good night.

Jill: Oh, Ms. Benson, I'm so glad I ran into you. I've been meaning to apologize to you. I have to admit that your hiring took me a little bit by surprise, but I'd love to sit down with you and kind of pick your brain.

Mary Jane: You mean, now?

Jill: Perfect! I have all these ideas of how we can revamp Jabot. And none of them involve whitewashing the Abbotts.

Kay: All right, stop staring at me like a cobra. You know me.

Victor: If you're an imposter, you're doing a hell of a job. Now convince me that you're Katherine Chancellor.

Kay: Convince you? Dear God in heaven! I am sick and tired of having the same conversation. You, of all people, should know who I am. What proof do you need?

Victor: When did you last see me?

Kay: Right here-- right in this very room. It was after Sabrina died. Nikki asked me to stop by, and I did. You hardly said a word to me, so I left and I was worried sick. But now that I see you're back to your ornery self, I couldn't be happier.

Victor: No one ever had the guts to talk to me the way you do. So happy you're back.

Kay: Oh, my friend. Yes!

Victor: Welcome home.

Kay: Thank you.

Nikki: Well, there's something you don't see every day, even in a soap. Two people back from the dead.

Kay: (Laughs)

Victor: All that matters is you're home alive and well. And I must say, if it weren't for you. I wouldn't be here myself.

Nikki: Victor came back from Europe to pay his respects, even though he knew he'd be arrested.

Kay: You went to jail?

Victor: Let's just say I had a few interesting months.

Kay: Well, I wish I could remember them. I mean, what I put all of you through-- jails and funerals--

Victor: That's right. But, you know, I am glad I came back home. It's because of you that I did. I wanna thank you.

Kay: Anytime.

Cane: Here.

Lily: Oh, thanks. You know, sometimes, I still can't believe this is happening, given everything that we've been through.

Cane: Yeah, well, at least something good came out of it.

Lily: Oh, uh, Cordelia.

Cane: Yeah. You know, sometimes I think that maybe this went down the way it did so she'd have a real father.

Lily: Um, anything new on the custody case today?

Cane: Uh, Michael is out of town, but his assistant said that it shouldn't take long before we have a hearing.

Lily: Oh. Wow. I didn't think things would move that fast.

Cane: Yeah, well, we'll have less time to prep, but we have a strong case. Especially when the judge sees what a loving, stable family we can offer Cordelia.

Lily: Um... you know, do you really think that it's the right thing to do, to take Cordelia away from her mom?

Cane: Sweetheart, I think that you are ten times the mother that Chloe will ever be. And to expect a self-serving, petulant, habitual liar to raise a decent kid, it's not gonna happen. You might as well just put Cordelia in therapy right now.

Lily: Yeah, but if Chloe is serious about it, and if she wants to do the right thing for her baby, then maybe she--

Cane: That's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. That woman isn't capable of change, and neither is Billy. Cordelia is a blessing, and she deserves better than those two.

Billy: Oh, yeah. (Chuckles) Okay, okay, rules of the house. Rule number one-- Delia always comes first.

Chloe: Great. Next.

Billy: Rule number two-- do not expect me to follow you around like Cane, the little lost puppy dog.

Chloe: Funny. My number two is that you can't shove any extracurricular down low activities in my face.

Billy: Oh. Well, if you don't stalk me like you did in New York, then there won't be any activities to shove in your face. You won't get hurt.

Chloe: Okay, fine. Uh, rule number three-- you can't dump Delia on some sitter when you go off for some afternoon mambo, or I'll mambo the crap out of you, got it?

Billy: Mm-hmm. Message received.

Chloe: Not that you're gonna wanna dance with anyone else after I shove wedding cake in your face.

Billy: Dream on.

Chloe: Hey, come on. You're not complaining after last night.

Billy: Shouldn't you give this back to Cane now that your relationship is officially over?

Chloe: You know what? I kinda like it. And I think I deserve it after everything that I went through with him. And, well, it is an heirloom, and you're a Chancellor, and would you be totally jealous if I kept it?

Billy: No, not totally. Not even a little. Actually, you're doing me a favor. I don't have to buy one now. I'm gonna take a shower.

Chloe: (Whispers) He is so jealous.

Sharon: Thank you for dinner.

Jack: You're welcome. You want some more coffee, or are you ready to go home?

Sharon: No, I am more than just ready to go home. The truth is, I am desperate for home. These last few weeks have been the worst of my life.

Jack: All that's about to change.

Sharon: I hope so.

Jack: And once you're yourself again, I hope you'll consider working with us again at Jabot.

Sharon: Oh, I, uh... I'm afraid that that's not gonna be for quite a while, Jack. I'm a long ways from being the woman you married.

Jack: I love you. No matter who you were then or who you are now. That is unconditional.

Sharon: Jack...

Jack: Wait, wait, it doesn't require a response. I just want you to know, after everything I've done in my life, I'm gonna be the last to judge you. You're gonna get through this. And I'm gonna do everything I can to help. You know that, don't you?

Kay: Well, it's hard for me to believe that I went through it, but Murphy assures me that I did.

Victor: My goodness, Katherine. What an adventure. And then, to find love--

Kay: At my age.

Victor: At any age. Now I'm gonna have to check out who this Murphy character is. Is he worthy of you?

Nikki: Oh, I've met him. He's a lovely man.

Victor: You're such a great judge of character, aren't you?

Kay: Uh, Victor, let's--

Nikki: Um, Victor also has found love.

Victor: And Ashley would love to see you, Katherine.

Kay: Well, you told me he found a-a new love, but you certainly didn't mention it was Ashley?

Victor: I'm sure she didn’t.

Nikki: I have nothing against Ashley. I'm very happy for her. I'm very happy for you. Oh, and they're expecting a baby. Isn't that wonderful?

Kay: I know how much that means to you, Victor. Congratulations, my friend.

Victor: Thank you, Katherine. I'm glad you're here to share it with me.

Kay: Uh, well, that is if Jill doesn't run me out of town.

Victor: Well, then, we have to prove that you're alive, don't we?

Kay: Mm. Easier said than done, my friend.

Victor: Why, because both D.N.A. tests came back negative?

Nikki: Exactly.

Victor: Well, results can be corrupted.

Kay: Tell that to my daughter.

Nikki: That's why we're going to come at this from a different angle.

Kay: Digging up that corpse and testing it to show that... it's not me.

Nikki: Yeah, the problem is, Jill is not willing to consent to the disinterment.

Victor: You're asking me to intercede?

Kay: Yes, I think she will listen to you.

Victor: All right, let's see what I can do.

Jill: So, what do you think? I mean, speaking as a public relations professional?

Mary Jane: You have some impressive ideas.

Jill: Good. Good. So what do you say we get started on them then?

Mary Jane: I don't understand. I thought your son was Jabot's C.E.O.

Jill: Billy Abbott, yes.

Mary Jane: Isn't this something you'd take to him?

Jill: Well, I could, I just thought it would save time if I came directly to you.

Mary Jane: I'm not sure I understand exactly what it is that--

Jill: Ms. Benson, Jabot is a subsidiary of Chancellor Industries, okay? And since I'm the C.E.O., it's not as if I have no say in how things are run.

Mary Jane: I certainly didn't mean to imply otherwise. But as a Jabot employee, there's a chain of command. And I know you'd want that respected. So why don't we all sit down and talk-- you, me and Billy, and--

Jill: You know what? I'll talk to Billy.

Mary Jane: Thank you. I think that's best. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to turn in. I'd like to get an early start tomorrow. Night.

Jill: Good night.

Sharon: Jack, that was lovely. The next dinner is on me because of all of--

Jack: On you, huh?

Chloe: Oh, hi. Welcome home. Surprise.

Jack: Hey, I thought the house would be empty. Where's--where's Delia?

Chloe: Well, we bugged the pool house. She just will not sleep when we're around. So I hope you don't mind, we brought the party out here.

Billy: Yeah, well, it's time to go. Come on, pack up. Let the landlord have his privacy.

Chloe: No, no, no, no, please, please, please, let us stay. She's gonna wake up. I just--I'm so tired. Please?

Jack: Sharon? Do you mind?

Sharon: Uh, not at all. It’s... you know, I have to go upstairs, and I have a few more things to unpack.

Jack: Okay.

Sharon: Excuse me.

Chloe: Does anyone want a cold drink? Okay. Don't say I didn't ask.

Jack: Well, it seems like things have calmed down with your fiancée.

Billy: Jack, what are you doing? You--you gotta get Sharon out of this house now.

Jack: Now why would I do that? Okay, you wanna tell me why you want Sharon outta here?

Billy: Jack, man, she walked out on you. She broke your heart, and now you're setting yourself up to get kicked right in the teeth.

Jack: I'm the one that blew that marriage up. I know what I'm doing. Besides, this isn't about the two of us getting back together. Sharon is here because she's in a very bad way. Right now, she needs stability, and I intend to give it to her.

Billy: Fine. Great. Good. It's your house. Your life. Do your thing.

Jack: Gee, thanks.

Billy: Yeah.

Jack: What about your life? The two of you seemed awfully friendly.

Billy: Who? Chloe and I? Yeah, we're--it's okay. It's just--she starts with this "Oh, promise me" nonsense because her annulment went through and she's pushing for a date.

Jack: The sooner you marry her, the stronger your claim on the child.

Billy: Yeah, you know, if-- if I thought that she would go along with my open relationship plan, I'd already book a church. But she's not going to. Jack, that girl is obsessive in ways that I can't even understand.

Sharon: Oh. Hello. I-I just came down the back way. I was...

Chloe: No, no, no, no, no. As long-- as long as you're not Billy. I'm making a surprise dinner for him, except I can't cook.

Sharon: So... where did you two meet anyway? I mean, obviously, you--you hooked up before you came back to town.

Chloe: Yeah, uh, well, we--we met in New York at a newsstand, and, um... well, things got really intense really quick, and... well, I was living in New York, and he was in Hong Kong and... well, you know, jet lag is a bitch, but... now that I'm Cane-free and we have Delia, Billy is really... I don't know, into the whole having a family, being a father route. But... you know what? Between you and me, because of the baby, I mean... our between the sheets routine has been sort of delayed. And I don't know, he came onto me last night, so I'm really thinking that tonight's the night. And if it is, well, let me just tell you that he is really hot in bed. So that's why I'm doing all of this. I'm doing all of this and I just wanna make it really special. It's pretty cute, huh?

Sharon: It's adorable.

Lily: Oh! That was so good. I'm ready to burst.

Cane: Yeah?

Lily: Yeah.

Cane: Hope you left room for your fortune cookie.

Lily: Oh, no, no, no, you eat it. I can’t.

Cane: No, no, no, no, no. You don't wanna know what your fortune is?

Lily: Well, everything's going so well. I don't wanna jinx it.

Cane: Well, you know what Confucius says, "He who does not open fortune cookie is doomed to bad fortune."

Lily: (Laughs) Okay, I'll open the cookie.

Cane: I got you twice.

Lily: Cane, it’s... it's amazing.

Cane: I've had it for a while. But I wanted to wait till my marriage to Chloe was over before I gave it to you.

Lily: I love it. And I love you.

Cane: I can't believe I got you back. And we have a really good shot at getting full custody. You, me and Cordelia-- we are gonna have an incredible life. I cannot wait to make you my wife.

Lily: Uh, Cane, I...

(Sighs)

Cane: What? What?

Lily: Listen, I want to marry you more than anything, and I fully support you wanting to be a father to Cordelia, but...

Cane: But what?

Lily: Cane, I can't be a mother to that child. I'm sorry.

Jill: You threw me out of here less than two hours ago. You rejected my offer to buy your Jabot stock.

Victor: I've reconsidered.

Jill: What? Well, give me a pen. I'll write you a check.

Victor: Not necessary. I'll give you back the Jabot stock at no cost to you. In return, you agree to have Katherine's body disinterred.

Jill: Oh, my God, you, too? You believe that ridiculous story?

Victor: Disinterment and D.N.A. testing will put the matter to rest once and for all. And it'll put my stock back in your pocket. What's your decision, Jill?

Nikki: So where's Murphy tonight?

Kay: Oh, at one of his lodge meetings. There's nothing he loves more than his charity work.

Nikki: Oh, I have a feeling there's something he loves more.

Kay: Well...

Nikki: Oh, my God!

Kay: What?

Nikki: Don't tell me Murphy reads "Restless Style."

Kay: Well, he knew, um, I wanted to see Amber's design on the cover.

Nikki: Ah.

Kay: I can't tell you how proud I am of that girl.

Nikki: Well, she could never have done it without your support. This is a huge break for her. Hundreds of thousands of people read this magazine. Katherine!

Kay: Hmm?

Nikki: Hundreds of thousands of people--you're gonna be on our next cover!

Kay: What?

Nikki: We will tell them your whole story. Everything that's been going on with you the last few months. Your book is already a best seller. I'm gonna pitch this to Phyllis immediately.

Kay: Darling, I have not proven I am who I am yet.

Nikki: By the time we ship the next issue, there will be tons of proof of who you are! Katherine, it's gonna read like a fairy tale!

Kay: All right, um, I'll think... I want to ask you something.

Nikki: What?

Kay: How happy are you, really? How do you feel? No, I saw you working so hard to hold it together at Victor's today. Now, you know, just the two of us, how heartbroken are you?

Jill: I believe in my heart that the woman in Katherine's grave is my mother.

Victor: So then why hesitate, Jill?

Jill: Well, let me ask you a question.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Jill: Why are you handing over your share of Jabot stock without asking anything in return?

Victor: Good question. I don't think you really know how close your mother and I were. She's a good friend of mine.

Jill: Victor, you know how much I want that stock. But digging up my mother's grave?

Victor: You don't have to do the digging yourself.

Jill: No. No. We laid her to rest there. I consider that ground sacred. I won't have her disturbed.

Victor: I understand.

Jill: Do you?

Victor: I do. But I also understand how your mother would feel. If Katherine is dead, then do you think she would mind if you exhumed her body to prove a point? She would simply say, get on with it, so that the stock that I now own would revert back to you and you'd run Jabot.

Jill: You'd think that two D.N.A. tests would've put this whole debate to rest.

Victor: Well, then... just have the body examined and get rid of these lingering doubts, you know?

Jill: Okay. Okay, let's have the papers drawn up.

Victor: It's a very wise decision.

Jill: On my part. On your part, it may be one of the stupidest mistakes you've ever made.

Victor: Don't worry about me, Jill. You might be surprised.

Nikki: I feel fine about Victor and Ashley.

Kay: Mm.

Nikki: I'm happy that they're happy. And the baby is... terrific news.

Kay: Mm. I thought you believed I was Katherine Chancellor. Believe me, Katherine knows you so well that she would never, ever swallow that foolishness.

Nikki: Oh, look, it does me no good to drive myself crazy over things like this. I'm actually very relieved to finally be over that old tired dance with Victor. He has Ashley now. I have Paul. Maybe that's the way it should've been all these years.

Kay: Oh, nonsense. Nonsense! When Victor decided to move on and start a new life with, uh, Sabrina and her baby, you weren't happy then, were you?

Nikki: That was completely different, Katherine. Ashley and Victor have a history.

Kay: I may have forgotten a lot of things, my dear, but certainly not that. I remember too well how you kept Victor away from Ashley before. You made him think you were dying.

Nikki: Oh, well, I like to think that I've grown up a little since then. Victor has changed. So have I. No going back.

Kay: Well, you know, Paul is a good man. He's a decent human being.

Nikki: Mm-hmm.

Kay: I like Ashley. You know, uh, don't get me wrong. But that dance that you say you have gotten past? You and Victor were still doing it today. I could see it with my own eyes. Don't argue with me. I felt it, and you felt it, too.

Nikki: That is utterly ridiculous.

Kay: As happy as you think your life will be with Paul, it will never, ever be what you had with Victor. Nikki... can you live with that?

Cane: So, um... when did you change your mind?

Lily: Honestly, I've never been comfortable with the idea.

Cane: Oh, Sweetheart, then why didn't you tell me?

Lily: Because, Cane, I thought it was what you wanted.

Cane: But you don't want it?

Lily: That little girl is Chloe's child. She carried her for months. You know, and that sort of bond lasts a lifetime. And, yes, Chloe can be bitchy and dishonest and manipulative, but when she fell off that ladder and Cordelia's life was in danger, she was there for her. She put her own needs aside for her baby. And the same thing happened during the delivery when things went wrong. You know, so who am I to say that she's not good enough to be Cordelia's mom?

Cane: So you're asking me to choose between you and a girl that I believe is my own daughter?

Lily: No. No, no, no. It's not about making a choice. I told you, I am fully behind you wanting to be Cordelia's father. Because God knows, Billy is not capable.

Cane: So you support me, but you won't marry me?

Lily: Not if it means that you want me to be her mother. Because I could never be that. And I will always think it was wrong to take her away from Chloe.

Jack: I thought I heard Sharon.

Chloe: Yeah, she went upstairs.

Jack: Hey, everything all right?

Chloe: Yeah, you know... I was just planning this entire dinner for your brother. I was gonna make it, and then I opened up the cookbook and I read about basting and blanching, and I realized that I was kidding myself. Do you think that it's completely lame if I order in Indigo?

Jack: No, I think it's the thought that counts.

Chloe: Hey. Thanks for talking to Billy. You know, I think he's finally coming down to planet total commitment. And not just the father part, the husband part, too.

Jack: Is that right?

Chloe: Well, you know, he says that he has big shoes to fill still, but, uh... but, you know, I think he's gonna come around. I think that after we get married, he's finally going to tumble, and he's gonna give it up the same way he did for Delia. It's just a matter of time.

Jack: Hey.

Sharon: Oh, Jack, hey.

Jack: I was just gonna come upstairs. You wanna see a movie? I'll make some popcorn.

Sharon: Um, sure, sure.

Jack: Okay, I'll meet you at the flat screen in ten, and I'll remember butter on the popcorn.

Sharon: Okay, hey, Jack? I just--I just wanted to say, um, thank you. I-I really do appreciate everything you're doing for me.

Jack: Remember what I told you.

Sharon: Yeah, I know. It's--it's just-- some of the things I did--

Jack: If this is about Nick, I know you still have feelings for him. You don't have to apologize to me for that. I'm certainly not gonna throw you out of the house for that. You came here to straighten things out, right?

Sharon: Hey, what happened to the-- what happened to the jerk I tried to divorce? Where's he?

Jack: Go pick a movie, okay?

Sharon: Okay.

Jack: And stop beating yourself up. You haven't done anything to hurt me.

Sharon: Billy, go away. Please, go away.

Billy: What the hell were you thinking? You cannot move back in here.

Sharon: It's too late. I already did.

Billy: I am not gonna sit back and watch you use my brother.

Sharon: I am not using Jack. He's helping me right now make sense of my life, which is pretty difficult for me to do when I have to look at you every day. Why do you think-- why do you think I broke it off with you?

Billy: We were sleeping together. There's nothing to break off.

Sharon: Fine. It never happened.

Billy: No doubt, but you make sure Jack doesn't find out about it.

Sharon: I wasn't planning on telling him.

Billy: Oh, no? What about Phyllis?

Sharon: Phyllis? Phyllis--she doesn't even have any proof. All she saw was a kiss, and she makes things up all the time.

Billy: Proof or no proof, she could make a lot of trouble for us right now.

Sharon: Well, not if we don't let it happen again, which we won’t. Will we?

Billy: No, we won’t.

Sharon: We both have too much to lose.

Billy: Yeah, way too much.

Chloe: Yep. Yes, that's the whole order. Thank you. And make that a rush. Okay, thanks. (Sighs) Okay. Candlelight. No candlelight. Candlelight.

Chloe: Okay. This... has got to work. First step, is making Daddy fall in love with mommy.

Sharon: So are we finished?

Billy: Yeah. Completely. Permanently. We're finished.

Sharon: Good. And we're both going to make sure that we do whatever it takes so that Jack doesn't find out.

Billy: Of course. You bet.

Sharon: Good. Because, you know, I mean, we--we should've thought about him more in the first place. I mean, he's welcomed us both here with open arms.

Billy: Nothing means more to Jack than family.

Sharon: You know, every time I see him, the only thing I can think of is what I did to him. I mean, of course, our marriage broke up because of all the horrible lies he told me, but now I'm...

Billy: I know, I know. Every time I mess up, he comes running, and look how... I repay him.

Sharon: Okay, you know what? We can't change the past. We can't do anything about that, but what we can do... is just make sure that it never happens again.

Billy: Yeah. No matter what.

Chloe: That's right. You sleep. Sleep like a little baby. 'Cause that's your job. Just like your father's job is to show up and eat dinner, and where are you, Billy? Where are you? You better not be doing what I think you're doing.

[Jill remembering]

Kay: Jill, this is my home. This is my home, I... I can feel it, and I... I belong here.

Jill: Where you belong is in jail, you crazy old woman!

Kay: Please don't call me crazy! Please!

Jill: Forgive me, Mother.

Nikki: He should've called by now.

Kay: Well, Jill isn't easy, but you know Victor. He puts up a good fight. Meanwhile...

Nikki: Thanks.

Kay: Have you, uh, given any thought to that question I asked you about, uh, could you be happy without him?

Nikki: Oh, God, I forgot all about it.

Kay: Well... I'm sure you're not suffering the same memory loss I am, so I-I would assume that's a very convenient cover.

Nikki: Why do I have to cover for anything, especially with you?

Kay: Well, I don't know, the idea that you would be losing Victor to Ashley, or spending the rest of your life without him? I think it would just be too painful for you to accept.

(Cell phone ringing)

Nikki: Oh, it's him. It's him. Yes, Victor, hello?

Victor: Kindly tell Katherine that Jill signed the document for disinterment.

Nikki: I will. I will do that. We are both so grateful. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Kay: (Chuckles) He managed her.

Nikki: Just like we knew he would. Victor came through.

Cane: Um... we can watch that another time.

Lily: I'm sorry.

Cane: What are you sorry for? For telling me the truth?

Lily: For not telling it sooner. And for not accepting your ring.

Cane: I want you to hold onto this for me.

Lily: I really don't think I'm gonna change my mind.

Cane: Please. Don't make any decisions yet. Will you do that for me?

Lily: Okay.

Cane: Okay. Come here.

Jack: Yes, I burned all three packages.

Sharon: I know.

Jack: I took the best off the top.

Sharon: (Giggles)

Jack: What? What are you doing?

Sharon: Well, this... is for batch number one.

Jack: This is war.

Sharon: This is batch number two.

Jack: This--this is war.

Sharon: Wait, Jack, don’t. We need some of it for the movie. It's long.

Jack: Wait, wait, wait, you got some stuck here.

Sharon: Where?

Jack: Right here. Got it.

Sharon: Come on. Come on.

Chloe: You know what I wish? I wish that your lying, son of a bitch father would actually show up.

Billy: Hey.

Chloe: Ugh. Hey, you.

Billy: Come here.

Chloe: What? Uh, all right.

Billy: No, shut up. Just shut your mouth, okay? Actually... yeah, don't shut it.

Chloe: Okay.

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Kay: Both of the D.N.A. tests come back, they don't match Jill’s.

Nikki: Maybe there's another explanation.

Victor: I said she was Katherine.

Jill: Don't go there.

Phyllis: Jack and I were just talking about Billy, you know, your brother-in-law.

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