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Michael: Look, if--if this is the "Team Kevin" meeting, shouldn't we wait for Gloria?

Jana: She's not invited.

Daniel: Yeah, your mom's kind of a loose cannon.

Michael: All right, so this is sensitive information?

Amber: Very.

Daniel: Watch.

Michael: Uh-huh. Okay, why am I watching a giant silver chipmunk robbing a check cashing store?

Daniel: Look closely.

Amber: Yeah, check out the scarf. See? One of a kind. I made it myself for Kevin.

Michael: Oh, my God.

Daniel: Yeah, that's Kevin committing an armed robbery.

Nikki: I can't believe I stayed up until 3:00 in the morning talking to you.

Kay: (Chuckles) Oh, it's astonishing, um, how much I have missed these past few months.

Nikki: You know, I-I can't believe I didn't know you.

Kay: Well, Sweetheart, who wouldn't be cautious, for heaven's sakes? After all, there was somebody successfully impersonating me before.

Nikki: But I should have felt that it was you.

Kay: Yeah, well, Darling you saw my-- my body in eternal repose. Now who wouldn't be skeptical?

Nikki: I didn't want to set myself up for more pain. Even now, it just seems impossible that you're here.

Kay: (Whispers) Yet I am.

Nikki: Oh, yes, you are.

Chloe: So I should just be about a couple hours at the doctor's office. You know, I'm really worried about my mom's headaches that she's been having since the explosion. I mean, and she refuses to go to the doctor unless I drag her, of course.

Billy: Yeah, well, you know what I think? I think Esther would be thrilled to have Delia along for the company. What do you say, huh? Do you want to go along with your mom and your grandma? (High-pitched voice) "Yes, I do."

Chloe: No. No. Are you kidding me? I'm not taking her into an office with all those sick people. And she's gonna need a bottle in, uh, about a half-hour. Okay?

(Cell phone beeps)

Billy: (Sighs) Hold on. It-- that's Mitchell Sherman’s office trying to set up another D.N.A. test for Grandma or Marge or whoever that woman is.

Chloe: You know, my mom is still convinced that she's Mrs. Chancellor.

Billy: Yeah, well, so was I, until I heard what she said in the hospital. I have to be 100% sure about her identity before I write her off. Anyway, the point is, I have a lot on my plate, and I can't babysit today, okay?

Chloe: It's not babysitting when it's your kid, Billy. It's called being a father. Bye, baby. I'll miss you. Love you.

Billy: Yeah.

Billy: Hey, can I come over?

Sharon: That was fast. I just sent the text.

Billy: What?

Sharon: The text I just sent you telling you to come over.

Billy: Sharon, I never got a text message from you.

(Cell phone vibrates)

Phyllis: Sharon. That-- (Sighs) All gone. (Sighs)

Nick: (Grunts)

Phyllis: Hey, are you leaving soon?

Nick: No, my flight doesn't leave till this afternoon.

Phyllis: Oh, okay. You know, I've always wanted to go to China. I could pack my bags real quick, and, uh, we could make it a little getaway.

Nick: Oh, I wish we could, but, uh, this trip, Dad has my itinerary so jam-packed, I'm barely gonna have enough time to sleep. So I have to run to the office and, uh, take care of a few things, but I'll be back before I take off. Okay?

Phyllis: Okay

Michael: I'm watching my brother in a giant school mascot head commit robbery on cam-- how many hits has this gotten?

Daniel: A couple hundred thousand.

Michael: And he's a star. Welcome to my family.

Jana: (Sighs) I do not believe for one second that Kevin is a criminal.

Daniel: Bu-- okay, look at this guy's body language, and look at the body type.

Michael: I have to agree with Daniel. Look at it. That's Kevin.

Jana: Well, then he's being forced into it.

Michael: Are you sure?

Jana: Michael!

Daniel: Jana, I got my doubts about this, too, now.

Amber: Okay, just because it looks like Kevin is behind this it doesn't mean he actually really is.

Michael: No, it doesn't, but there's precedence. It was Kevin's idea to break into Phyllis and Nicholas' house.

Amber: What?

Daniel: When?

Jana: (Sighs) Foolishly, I had given away the rest of Mrs. Chancellor's $75,000, and somehow it ended up in Noah's room, so Kevin snuck back in to take it back, and I went with him.

Daniel: (Laughs) Of course.

Jana: It was a retrieval, not a robbery. There were no weapons. Nobody was hurt.

Michael: What about when Kevin helped to gaslight Katherine? What?

Amber: More news to us.

Jana: No, old news. You can ask his mother. The very little that he did he felt terrible about.

Daniel: Okay, okay, okay. Kevin is also the one who broke into that pawn shop. You know, that was his idea, too. And then he was all about doing it at the dentist's office again.

Amber: That was for a good cause--to help Mrs. C.

Daniel: Look, all I'm saying is Kevin has a past, and I don't think we can ignore the fact that he may have done this.

Amber: You know, why is it when I came to you and I said that I was afraid he'd killed Mrs. Chancellor, you just kind of laughed in my face about it? But this, no, no. You're just ready to jump right on the bandwagon, huh? I mean, what's the difference, really?

Daniel: There's a video-- there's a video of him robbing a place right now. There's also a picture of him with a bomb. That stuff is a little more compelling than, you know, "Mrs. Chancellor came to me in a dream."

Michael: All right, all right, all right. We're all on the same side here.

Jana: Oh, are we?

Michael: Yes, we are. We are the ones who know Kevin best, and none of us can believe he'd do this. And yet there he is on security camera video. Now the question is, what set him off?

Kay: Ahh, Summer is certainly a lovely young lady. Gonna be a heartbreaker.

Nikki: Mm-hmm. Hopefully not like her mother.

Kay: (Chuckles) I cannot believe that we have talked most of the night, and never once did Victor's name come up.

Nikki: You're right. It didn’t.

Kay: How is he?

Nikki: Someone else's problem. I'm sure he would be happy to tell you about his life. I'm with Paul now.

Kay: Oh, well, that's a surprise.

Nikki: Well... (Sighs) We were kind of keeping it a secret for a while, but now that we realize what we have, we're talking about it.

Kay: I see.

Nikki: Funny. It's kind of like coming full circle.

Kay: Are you happy?

Nikki: I am very happy. And now that you're back, I only have one problem in my entire life, and that's proving to the world that you are Katherine Chancellor.

Kay: (Laughs) Easier said than done, my dear. I've tried it. I've tried it.

Nikki: We'll do it.

Kay: Hmm.

Nikki: We'll do it step by step. And for starters...

Kay: Oh, no, no. No, no. Nikki, no, no, Darling. I-I left that to you.

Nikki: Katherine, come on. I have never been happier to return an expensive piece of jewelry.

Kay: I gave it to you because I wanted you to know always how much I loved you.

Nikki: I already do.

Kay: Well, then, just put the ring back on your finger so I can enjoy it, please?

Nikki: Are we havin' a fight?

Kay: Oh, God, I hope so.

(Laughs)

Nikki: (Laughs)

Kay: We need a dustup. Uh, this has been the sappiest night of my life.

(Laughs)

Nikki: Yeah, me, too.

Kay: Good, then we're agreed, so just put the damn ring on your finger, and let's call it a day.

Nikki: Well, okay.

(Laughs)

Kay: (Laughs) I love you.

Nikki: Thank you.

Sharon: Nicholas, hi.

Nick: Hey, Sharon.

Sharon: Um, listen, just forget about that last text I sent you.

Nick: What?

Sharon: Um, the-- the text I sent? It--it was meant for someone else, and I-I hit the wrong button.

Nick: I didn't get anything from you.

Sharon: Oh. Uh, well, I--wow. I must have really hit the wrong button. Okay, um, well, um, well, never mind then. Um, okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

(Groans)

(Knock on door)

Sharon: (Sighs) (Sighs) Phyllis.

Phyllis: Surprise. Let me guess. You were expecting my husband, weren't you?

Billy: Thanks, Mom. You're really savin' my butt.

Jill: No, I'm just glad I was available when you called. You go take care of Jabot.

Billy: I won't be long. I promise.

Jill: That's all right. Does--does Chloe know that Delia’s here?

Billy: No, but Chloe didn't want the baby with her and Esther when they were at the doctor's office, so this is the best option.

Jill: Yeah. Okay.

Billy: Anyway, look, uh, I've got two ready bottles in the--in the bag...

Jill: Uh-huh.

Billy: And--and if she gets fussy, she really likes "The itsy-bitsy spider."

Jill: We'll be fine, baby. Go.

Billy: You sure?

Jill: Yeah. Yeah.

Billy: Okay, thanks, Mom. Bye.

Jill: (Whispers) You little sweetheart. Yeah, are you a baby?

Cane: Hey, Mom.

Jill: (Normal voice) Hi. Where'd you guys come from?

Cane: Oh, we parked out back to avoid the sprinklers. Look who is here.

Jill: (Laughs)

Lily: Oh, we picked the right time to visit, huh?

Cane: Oh, Sweetheart, Daddy has missed you so much.

Jill: Oh.

Cane: Daddy has a room at home just for you, and it is a big, beautiful room. It's so empty without you. And there are stars on the ceiling, and there are dancing koalas over the crib, and we spent so much time, just for you, Angel. Did you see that? Did you see it? See that smile? See that little grin?

Lily: Well, she's being loved completely. Who wouldn't smile at that?

Cane: Do you want to hold her?

Lily: Oh, um, I don't-- I don't know if I should. I--

Cane: It's okay. Come on.

Lily: Oh. Hi, Cordelia. Hi, Sweetie.

Cane: See? There's a perfect picture, Lily. It's the three of us. It's a family.

Jill: You're a natural father, Cane. The two of you are gonna make really good parents.

Cane: Thank you, Mom.

Jill: I hate to say this, because I love Billy, but he and Chloe are so irresponsible.

Nikki: Please have Mr. Sherman call me as soon as he returns. Thank you.

Kay: Well, I assume Mitchell is out of the office.

Nikki: Yeah, but I'd rather not wait to start petitioning the court for another D.N.A. test.

Kay: Oh, you're as anxious as I am to get my life back.

Nikki: You know what? Maybe Michael can help.

Michael: Michael Baldwin.

Nikki: Michael, its Nikki. Listen, I really need your help in obtaining a new D.N.A. test for Katherine.

Michael: All right, the D.N.A. has already negated the, uh, waitress walking around Genoa City.

Nikki: Well, it was wrong.

Michael: I'm getting whiplash. You believe her now?

Nikki: Katherine remembers everything before the accident, things nobody could possibly know. There is no doubt in my mind that she really is Katherine Chancellor.

Michael: Then have a private D.N.A. test done. If the results are positive, then we can use that to argue that the court should revisit.

Nikki: Is that the only way to make the judge move?

Michael: I'm afraid so.

Nikki: All right. Thanks.

Kay: Well, what'd he say?

Nikki: Michael says the only way would be for us to get a private test done.

Kay: Then let's do it.

Nikki: I know, but we're gonna need fresh samples, one from you and one from Jill, and you know she's not going to agree to that.

Kay: Then don't ask. There's more than one way to collect D.N.A.

Nikki: Oh, Katherine. (Gasps) Jill-- Jill, its Nikki. Uh, could you please come and meet me at the club?

Nick: That looks great. Thank you.

J.T.: Hey, Nick.

Nick: What's up?

J.T.: Good luck in China.

Nick: Yeah, heavy-duty negotiations with Chen. He really wants to partner with us, but the price better be right.

J.T.: Doesn't sound like you're gonna have time for any sightseeing.

Nick: Not a free hour, let alone an afternoon. Phyllis kind of wanted to come with me. I had to talk her out of it.

J.T.: That's too bad.

Nick: Yeah, it would've been fun.

J.T.: But...

Nick: Between you and me, I'm kind of looking forward to some time alone.

J.T.: Hey, well, sometimes that's good. You know, clears the head.

Nick: Yeah, clarity. That's exactly what I need right now.

Sharon: I told you the text was a mistake.

Phyllis: Yeah, it was a big mistake.

Sharon: I meant to send it to someone else. Just ask Nick. I called him, and I apologized.

Phyllis: Oh, okay. I understand. I understand. So you sent the text by accident. Oh, that-- that's really convenient. "Oh, oh, you accidentally got this text, but since you're here..."

Sharon: Why don't you leave now?

Phyllis: I'm not finished.

Sharon: I said get out.

Phyllis: Why are you so anxious to get rid of me?

Sharon: Because I have an appointment, and I need to get ready.

Phyllis: How long does it take you to throw off your clothes, Sharon?

Sharon: Why don't you get the hell out of here before I call security on you?

Phyllis: Okay, and when you see Nick, tell him dinner's at 7:00.

[Billy goes to Sharon’s door as Phyllis is leaving. Phyllis turns around and sees Billy and Sharon kissing]

Billy: Hey.

Sharon: Hey.

Billy: Whoa.

Sharon: Mm. Get inside, inside.

Billy: What?

Sharon: Inside.

Phyllis: My God. Oh, my God.

Phyllis: Hey.

Man: Are you lost, Ma'am?

Phyllis: Um, no, no. But thank you, um... uh, actually, uh, Mrs. Abbott, who--who is staying in that suite right there...

Man: Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: She--she needs you to deliver a message. Can you do that? Um, yeah, uh, to him. To Nicholas Newman. That's his phone number. Um, and here you go.

Man: Oh.

Phyllis: Could you just tell him that, uh, Mrs. Abbott needs him to come up to her suite right away.

Man: Okay.

Phyllis: Okay, thanks.

Sharon: (Sighs) Oh, my gosh. Mm. Mm. This is crazy.

Billy: Okay.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Billy: That'll work.

Sharon: This is crazy. (Giggles) No, you know what? This is just wrong. I mean, any way we look at it, it's wrong.

Billy: No, come on. Come on. Shh, shh, shh.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Billy: This isn't an affair, okay? This is just sex. No strings. No drama. And that's why it works. And we both need it, all right? Okay?

Sharon: (Groans) Okay.

Jill: Thanks for watching Delia for me. Nikki has to see me this instant.

Cane: Mom, go. Don't even give it a second thought.

Jill: All right. I'll hurry, okay?

Cane: Okay. So you're a little quiet today. It's a little strange for you, huh?

Lily: (Chuckles) Yeah, a little. I mean, watching you with Cordelia, it's like she's yours.

Cane: It's not like she is. From the first time I saw her on ultrasound, I fell in love with her. I think the biology's irrelevant.

Lily: That's what my dad always said.

Cane: Yeah, that's 'cause it's true. You don't have to create a child to have her be part of you.

Cane: Are you sure you're with me? It could be a real fight to get custody.

Lily: Yeah, I'm with you.

Chloe: Billy must've taken Delia to the office, or maybe home.

Esther: Uh, I'll get us lattes.

Chloe: Okay. Decaf only until your headaches are gone. And you will take that prescription. None of that herbal crap, yeah?

Esther: Mm-hmm.

(Chuckles)

Chloe: (Sighs) He hasn't texted me. He hasn't called. So typical.

Esther: But he was so attentive to you when you were in the hospital.

Chloe: It's only about the baby. He's only marrying me to make sure that he has parental rights.

(Sighs)

Esther: (Sighs)

Woman: Are you Chloe Ashby?

Chloe: Yeah.

Woman: You've been served.

Chloe: Hey. Hey!

Esther: (Sighs)

Chloe: (Whispers) So weird.

Esther: What is it?

Chloe: (Normal voice) You've gotta be kidding me.

Esther: Tell me. What is it?

Chloe: (Sighs) Cane's suing for full custody of the baby.

Esther: What?

(Cell phone vibrates)

Chloe: "SOS about Delia. Call me."

Billy: Mnh-mnh-mnh.

Sharon: What? Hey.

Billy: I-I gotta make a call.

Sharon: What? Right now?

Billy: I have to make--yes.

Sharon: (Sighs)

Chloe: Where are you?

Billy: I'm in a meeting. What's up? What's going on?

Chloe: Delia's not with you.

Billy: Oh, relax. She's at my mom’s.

Chloe: Cane just filed for full custody of the baby, the baby that you just carelessly dumped off.

Billy: Damn it.

Chloe: You better get over there right now.

Billy: I gotta go.

(Sighs)

Sharon: What?

Billy: Yep.

Sharon: What do you mean?

Billy: Later.

Sharon: You're leaving right now?

Daniel: Okay, Stillwater. That's the block the check cashing place is on.

Michael: Wait, can you get a street-level view of the neighborhood?

Daniel: Mm-hmm.

Amber: Um, what is this supposed to accomplish?

Michael: If we can figure out why Kevin is in Stillwater, what made him go there, maybe we can second--

Jana: We are wasting bloody time. Kevin is not making these decisions. He probably has a gun to his head by now or something.

Michael: Yes, right. Clint is capable of that and more from all reports. (Quietly) But Clint is not in the video. Kevin does not have a gun to his head. (Sighs) He's not holding anyone Kevin loves hostage.

Daniel: Yeah, that means that Kevin is most likely acting on his own.

Jana: Kevin would never do this.

Daniel: Jana, all I'm saying is Kevin has a rocky past, all right? We all know that he was dealing with post-traumatic stress disorder, and-- Michael, isn't it possible that something could have set him off? I mean, that could have happened, right?

Michael: (Normal voice) Yes, uh, Gil. Good morning.

Wallace: Good morning. Glad I found you all together. Have any of you heard from Kevin?

Michael: Kevin hasn't contacted any of us.

Jana: Officer, do you have any leads about his kidnapping?

Wallace: His what?

Michael: Kidnapping.

Amber: Clint Radisson is a horrible, violent man.

Michael: With a long criminal record. We believe Kevin could be a hostage.

Wallace: Well, I'll take that possibility into account. And you tried to convince me Kevin killed Katherine Chancellor.

Amber: Well, that was-- that was because, you know, I was just, like, crazy with grief, and just--

Daniel: Sh-she came to you because she knew no one else would listen, 'cause it was absolutely ridiculous.

Jana: Look, this is such a waste of time, okay? My husband is in trouble, and you are not doing anything to save him.

Wallace: Believe me, Mrs. Fisher, we'd love to find your husband. It'd help us if we had some idea of where to look.

Amber: So you just want to arrest him?

Wallace: Well, look, if what you say is true, and he is a victim, then we need to do everything we can to help him. I mean, his life could be in danger.

Jana: M-maybe we should tell him.

Wallace: Tell me what?

Jill: Ahh, well, where's the fire, Nikki?

Nikki: Oh, Jill, thank you so much for coming.

Jill: (Sighs)

Nikki: (Clears throat) Would you like something to drink?

Jill: (Scoffs) I don't need a morning cocktail.

Nikki: How about a cup of tea?

Jill: No, thank you.

Nikki: Water?

Jill: Nikki, would you just please get to the point?

 (Sighs)

Nikki: Well, I saw that horrible Marge person again last night, and every time I look into her eyes, I just--I miss Katherine all over again. (Sobs) Here. (Sobs)

Jill: I'm not crying, Nikki. Is this why you called me here?

Nikki: Well, I-I thought you would understand.

Jill: Well, yeah, I-I do understand. I just don't want to swap tears with you again. Once was enough. Look, concentrate on the living, and let me get back to my family, okay?

Nikki: Oh, Jill, you know, that--that is such good advice. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Jill: This is very embarrassing, Nikki.

[Nikki pulls out a strand of Jill’s hair]

Jill: Ooh!

Nikki: Oh! Oh! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Jill: (Sighs) Get help if you need it, okay?

Nikki: Thanks, Jill. But you just gave me all the help I need.

Cane: Aw, she must be dreaming.

Chloe: What are you doing with my daughter?

Cane: Shh!

Chloe: Where's Jill? Why did she leave the baby with you?

Cane: Calm down, or you will wake her.

Chloe: No. No, you don't do that. Not that voice of reason, okay? You are the one who went to court. You are the one who declared this war, okay?

Cane: Listen, I am still legally Cordelia's father.

Chloe: (Whispers) You step away from my child right now.

Esther: Okay, why don't I take Delia upstairs?

Lily: How can you act like Cane is a menace to the baby?

Chloe: (Normal voice) He should not be near my child.

Esther: You know, Chloe is right. You can't just take the baby, Cane.

Cane: Esther, I didn't even know the baby was here when I came over.

Chloe: Oh, right, you just happened to be here when the baby was here while I'm getting served with a custody suit.

Cane: 'Cause you abandoned her.

Chloe: I did not abandon my child. For God's sake. I would never do that.

Esther: No, she took me to the doctor.

Billy: Delia was with me.

Cane: Oh, but you just couldn't bother to stick around, could you?

Billy: How is it that you're here alone with my daughter?

Cane: She is not your daughter. Well, not for long.

J.T.: Hey, Nick, as long as you're gonna be in Beijing, will you bring me back a copy of the security protocols from our plant there?

Nick: Sure. Office didn't send them?

J.T.: No, I want the ones they actually hand out to the employees so I can make sure they're telling the workers the same thing they're telling us.

Nick: Yeah, good call. You know, I'm really glad you're the one looking out for my sister.

J.T.: Yeah, well, thanks. And, uh, we'll be looking out for Phyllis and Summer, too.

Nick: You know, Phyllis is so busy right now, I bet she'll hardly even notice I'm gone. She's gonna be fine.

J.T.: Is everything all right with you two?

Nick: It's just, uh, like I said earlier. I'm--I'm looking forward to a little vacation from each other. You know?

J.T.: Yeah. Yeah. Well, have a safe trip, man.

Nick: Thanks.

(Cell phone rings)

Nick: Nick Newman.

Man: Mr. Newman, this is the Athletic Club. We have an urgent message from Sharon Abbott.

Nick: What's wrong?

Man: She needs you to meet her here right away. It's an emergency.

Nick: Okay, I'm on my way.

Amber: You can't trust the cops.

Jana: But they're--they're looking for Kevin already.

Michael: (Quietly) Right now, they're looking for a bombing suspect. Despite Detective Wallace’s tough talk, the only thing the police have against Kevin is circumstantial evidence. (Whispers) But if you tell him that he's committed armed robbery, then we--

Jana: Against his will.

Daniel: (Quietly) See, but there's no evidence of that on the videotape.

Michael: We will lose all presumption that Kevin is innocent.

Jana: Maybe they'd find him.

Michael: What? And they'd approach him like the dangerous criminal they believe him to be? What do you think that will trigger in Kevin's mind?

Daniel: Yeah, you know, all they need is for him to freak out, and...

Amber: Unh-unh. We don't need that.

Michael: And then there's Clint. What do you think he's gonna do to Kevin when the police start closing in? Trust me, Jana. We'll figure out another way to save my brother.

Wallace: Folks, if I don't get some cooperation here, I'm gonna take you all in for questioning. Mrs. Fisher, you were gonna tell me something.

Michael: (Normal voice) Gil, Kevin's been talking a lot about Mexico a lot lately. That's where we think he's gone.

Daniel: (Normal voice) Uh, I-I thought that we were gonna keep that between us.

Amber: You know what? How could you turn on your brother like this?

Michael: It's for his own good!

Wallace: Okay, I'm gonna check transportation outta here and border patrol. You guys let me know if you hear anything, okay?

Michael: Sure.

Daniel: (Sighs) Okay...

Michael: Well, we've just gotta put our heads together.

Daniel: Let's work our way out from the Stillwater site.

Michael: And we've gotta think like Kevin. Maybe we can second-guess his next move.

Daniel: Uh-oh. Oh--oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We got another funny e-mail of the day here.

Michael: Oh. "Chipmunk bandit strikes again."

Billy: Signing a piece of paper does not make you a father.

Cane: So where were you, Billy?

Esther: Okay, stop it, both of you, right now.

Chloe: He was there when Delia was born.

Billy: I brought my daughter into this world.

Chloe: And he was also at the hospital.

Cane: He was at the hospital eventually.

Chloe: Shh!

Lily: Yeah, and he was drunk.

Billy: Mom, I left Delia in your care. What happened?

Jill: I had to run out for a few minutes. He's wonderful with her.

Chloe: That's not your call to make, Jill.

Billy: He's sued. He's trying to take possession of my daughter.

Cane: She's not a piece of property, Billy.

Billy: Then why are you treatin' her like one?

Cane: 'Cause she deserves a mother and a father who will love her!

Jill: Shh!

Billy: Oh, and that's you?

Chloe: And you?

Billy: No freakin' way.

Delia: (Cries)

Jill: Now look what you've all done.

Cane: I'm gonna get her.

Billy: No. No, you're not. You're gonna leave her alone. Move out of my way.

Chloe: Hi, Gorgeous.

Billy: Hey.

Chloe: Hi, baby girl. Oh, yes, hi. Shh, Mama's here. Mama's here. You back off. And don't you say another word in front of my child. You hear me? You're okay. Yeah.

Nick: What's wrong?

Sharon: Um... (Clears throat) Why, uh, why would anything be wrong?

Nick: I got a call from someone telling me to meet you here. Said there was an emergency.

Sharon: Oh, yeah, um, you know, I-I thought that Noah might have skipped school. I-I was down in the dining room having breakfast, and-- and I thought I saw him walking out, and it was way after classes had begun, so I ran after him, and then I asked the front desk to call you.

Nick: Did you catch him?

Sharon: Uh, no, it wasn't him. It was a false alarm. I'm sorry.

Nick: That's okay. I'm just glad you're okay.

Sharon: I'm fine. Um, uh, thanks.

Nick: Okay.

Nick: So I-I gotta go to China on Newman business for a few days. So if you need anything, I mean, you know, about Noah, of course-- if you need me, just call my office. They'll find me.

Sharon: Okay. Um, will do.

Nick: Okay.

Sharon: Well, bye then.

Nick: Bye.

Sharon: (Sighs) Nice try, Phyllis.

Daniel: "Alas, no video of the silver chipmunk in action this time, but clearly, this furry felon has an appetite for credit unions and must be filling his nut sack after a long winter. Chances are we'll get more footage as he makes his way west."

Michael: Okay, they said "West." What was the last town he hit? What's the name?

Daniel: Woodrow.

Jana: I'm gonna start driving west, and you can phone me if you have any--any information at all.

Michael: No.

Daniel: Whoa, whoa.

Michael: Nobody's driving anywhere.

Jana: Listen, do you not understand?

Michael: Shh!

Jana: My husband is missing right now. I do not where he is. I do not know what that man Clint could be doing to him right now.

Michael: (Whispers) Yes, yes, you're right.

Jana: (Sighs)

Michael: Clint is lethal and unpredictable. That's why we have to be methodical and smart...

Jana: (Sighs)

Michael: Or else we might end up getting Kevin killed.

Jana: Michael, I cannot stand it. I have this terrible wrenching in the pit of my stomach.

Daniel: Well, I mean, when's the last time you ate something?

Jana: I don't remember?

Michael: All right. All right, you know what? Go eat. Go eat. I'll search.

Amber: I can't just sit here. I have to find Kevin before the cops do.

Nikki: To you, Katherine, for making me keep your ring. I never could have gotten Jill’s hair sample without it.

Kay: (Chuckles) Oh, Nikki, that was very quick thinking.

Nikki: Why, thank you. I'm sure Olivia will be happy to supervise the D.N.A. test. That way, we'll know that there's no tampering.

Kay: Mm. Oh, could this be the step that proves who I am once and for all? Pray God!

Nikki: We will throw a party like this town has never seen. To the return of Katherine Chancellor.

Kay: (Chuckles) Nikki, I can hardly wait to go home!

Chloe: You got the diaper bag?

Billy: I got it.

Chloe: Bye, Mom.

Esther: See you soon, Honey?

Chloe: Yeah, if you come to our house.

Billy: Let's go home.

Esther: You had no right to leave Delia with them.

Cane: Mom, don't let her get to you. Look, I'm sorry. I should have warned you that I went ahead with the suit.

Jill: Did you file for full custody?

Cane: Yeah, I had to. Billy has been a father, what? Ten minutes? And he's already pawning Cordelia off on you. And Chloe, she lives on the edge. And now she's off the wall.

Jill: It's just all too much for Chloe.

Cane: You saw what happened. You're a witness.

Jill: Yeah, but I also saw how much she loves that baby, Cane. The trouble is, I also see... (Sighs) That she could just pick up one day and take off for God knows where and we would never see her or Delia again.

Cane: Does that mean you'll help me?

Jill: Oh, my God, how can I pick one son over the other without doing irreparable damage to all of us?

Cane: Because it's like you said.

Jill: (Sighs)

Cane: Chloe could just disappear with Cordelia.

Jill: Billy would never forgive me.

Jill: All right. I'll do whatever I can to help you, because that sweet little baby needs stability more than anything else. And it's not Billy, and God knows, it's not Chloe.

Chloe: Oh, tuck her in.

Billy: I'm tucking. I'm tucking.

Chloe: It's cold. It's cold.

Billy: I-I got it.

Chloe: What is this?

Billy: What? Come on.

Chloe: Yeah, that was one urgent meeting that you left our daughter for.

Chloe: Yeah, it's really not your color.

Billy: Yeah.

(Sighs)

Phyllis: Hey, the office called. I thought you'd be at the airport already.

Nick: Yeah, I'm running late. I had to swing by Sharon’s. There was a misunderstanding about Noah.

Phyllis: Noah?

Nick: Yeah. It was no big deal. It was just some mixed signals, but I didn't want you to hear about this from somebody else and think that it's something else, so...

Phyllis: No, I trust you.

Nick: Okay, good. I really hate to rush off.

Phyllis: And I hate that you're rushing off, but you gotta go.

Nick: Yeah. I'll call you when I land.

Phyllis: Okay. I love you. I'll miss you.

Nick: I love you.

Phyllis: Okay. No sign of Billy at Sharon’s. Well, she's smarter than I thought. Quick on her feet as well as her back. Hmm.

(Knock on door)

Phyllis: Sharon.

Sharon: I know exactly what you're doing, Phyllis.

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Devon: You're about to adopt Ana, while you're having an affair with her mother.

Sharon: You seduced my husband.

Phyllis: You didn't even fight for him.

Jack: Handing Delia over to Jill so you can have some afternoon sex with some tramp?

Billy: She's not a tramp.

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