Y&R Transcript Monday 3/2/09 -- Canada; Tuesday 3/3/09 -- USA

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Billy: Thank you.

Jack:  You know what they say about the man who drinks alone.

Billy: Nobody can hurt them.

Jack: Coffee black.

Billy: So when did you start hanging out in bars, Jack?

Jack: Oh, I saw your car parked outside.

Billy: You were on your way to work?

Jack: I took the scenic route.

Billy: Hmm.

Jack: So have you had a chance to follow up on Chloe’s phone call?

Billy: Why bother, Man, she already turned down my proposal?

Jack: What have you got to lose? The most she could do is turn you down again.

Billy: What if Chloe says yes?

Jack: Billy, I thought you told me you wanted your daughter to be raised an Abbott?

Billy: I do. I just don’t want to screw it up.

Jack: You know that’s not gonna help.

[Jack takes Billy’s drink]

Billy: Come on, Jack, quit stealing my drinks.

Jack: Listen to me. You have a beautiful daughter. Whose smile alone will give you the courage you need. Come on let’s get out of here. Billy, it’s time to do the right thing. Convince Cordelia’s mother to marry you. Come on.

Billy: Jack, I got it.

Chloe: I want to make the right choice. I just wish I knew what that was. Cause Billy is ready to hop in the sack. But, is he ready for a real marriage? Is he ready to take this father thing serious? I mean what if he flaunts these women in my face. And I’ll be known as the poor woman whose husband cheats on her. I’d kill him. Than your father would be gone. Than your mom would be in jail. Than who’d take care of you then?

Jill: Good morning, Chloe.

Chloe: Hi.

Jill: Awe. How’s my baby?  Cordelia. God, how’d she get to be so beautiful? So I’m doing some errands. Do you need anything?

Chloe: No.

Jill: Where’s Esther? She never sleeps in this late.

Chloe: Oh. There was a letter left yesterday that she went on her honeymoon.

Jill: What? She left town with him?

Chloe: Hmm. Nothing seems to get in the way of true love, does it? Speaking of love. Billy is on his way over, we’re going to have a talk.

Jill: Chloe, I wish I had some words of wisdom to give about Billy. You know I love my son. He’s funny, he’s charming.

Chloe: Unresponsible.

Jill: Oh, he means well.

Chloe: Well all I know is I’m never giving up on my baby.

Jill: Well I also want you to know whether you end up with Billy or not. This house is your home.

[Noah and Eden kissing]

Eden: Happy birthday.

Noah: It is now. I can’t believe my mom and dad wouldn’t let me see you.

Eden: Well, I’m here now that’s what matters.

Noah: I sure am surprised to see you.

Eden: Me too.

[Cell phone rings]

Noah: Hello?

Victor: Happy birthday, my boy.

Noah: Ah, thanks, Grandpa.

Victor: So any special plans?

Noah: I’m partying with some buds this weekend. Mom and Dad are at work. It’s just you and me tonight for dinner at the club.

Victor: Well, that’s why I’m calling. I can’t make it. Can we postpone?

Noah: Sure no problem.

Victor: Alright, listen I have a gift for you. Can you come by the ranch about 3:00?

Noah: Can I come earlier?

Victor: No, because then no one will be here.

Noah: All right. 3:00, it is. Bye. I know where we can be alone.

Victor: He didn't notice a thing.

Sharon: Well, the way Noah’s been behaving lately, I'd be surprised if he even shows up.

Phyllis: Oh, he's getting a gift from Victor. He'll show.

Nick: I cannot believe our son is 16. I mean, it goes by so fast.

Sharon: Yeah, we raised a good kid, didn't we, Nick?

Phyllis: That's because he has a good role model for a father.

Nick: Oh, yeah.

Victor: And a good mother.

Abby: (Sighs) I tried some of those caramelized onion rings you're having. They are so good. I want them for my sweet 16.

Ashley: (Scoffs) She's been planning her 16th birthday party since she was 10.

Abby: I want a dress by Forrester, and I want Katy Perry to perform.

Ashley: Okay, okay.

Victor: You can have anything you want.

Ashley: Now hold on a second. Not quite anything.

Victor: Oh, yes.

Nikki: Oh, hi, everybody.

Nick: Hi, Mom.

Phyllis: Hey.

Nikki: Hi, Victor.

Victor: Hello, Nikki.

Nikki: (Sighs) It's hard to believe Noah's turning 16.

Victor: He'll be so surprised when he sees all of us here.

Nikki: Yes, I hope so.

Daniel: So this is where you're meeting the tipster that saw Mrs. Chancellor?

Amber: What's wrong?

Daniel: Well, it's not exactly a hangout for good Samaritans, is it?

Amber: What, would you rather we meet in a church?

Daniel: I just wouldn't get your hopes up, all right? The guy probably is just after your money.

Annie: Don't wrap that bandage too tight.

Clint: Shut up.

Roger: Annie's a nurse.

Clint: Yeah, a nurse who stabbed you. Next time... no ex-wives.

Kay: There won't be a next time, Clint.

Esther: Yeah. You'll--you'll be in jail.

Clint: Damn it. I've had it with all of you. This thing is getting too complicated. Now somebody is putting up flyers all over town.

Kay: Not my favorite picture.

Clint: Look, it's time to make this thing pay off. Empty your bride's bank account so we can get the hell outta here.

Esther: I-I don't have much money. I'm just a maid.

Roger: You got half the Chancellor estate.

Esther: Well, half the house. Not half the money.

Clint: You idiot!

Kay: You realize you're more incompetent than you were the last time you tried to steal my fortune?

Noah: (Whispers) Hey.

Noah: What's wrong?

Victor: Well, now that's a surprise.

Noah: Hi.

Abby: What is she doing here?

Phyllis: Well, he's your son, all right.

Nick: Yeah, chip off the old block.

Sharon: Noah, you're not supposed to be with Eden.

Sharon: So what do you have to say for yourself?

Noah: Happy birthday to me?

Sharon: Hmm. Noah, you're not supposed to see Eden.

Noah: We like hanging out together, all right? What's the big deal? I didn't know you were surprising me.

Phyllis: Ah, that's, uh, why they call it a surprise party. You're not supposed to know.

Sharon: Nick, how are we gonna get through to him?

Nick: What did I tell you about sneaking around behind our backs?

Noah: Look, if Eden can't stay, we'll both leave.

Nikki: You'll do no such thing. It's your birthday party.

Ashley: Abby, why don't we go get Noah and Eden something to drink? Come here.

Abby: Whatever.

Sharon: So--so now we're-- we're letting Eden stay?

Nick: If we don't, Noah could leave.

Sharon: He's blackmailing us, Nick. Maybe he doesn't deserve a birthday party.

Nick: Well, I say we pick the battles we can win right now.

Sharon: He just can't stay away from her.

Nick: I'm as concerned as you are, okay? But he is a teenager. He's just rebelling right now. We can't lock him up. This is what they do.

Sharon: He never did that before he met Eden.

(Doorbell rings)

Phyllis: Uh, I'll get it.

Phyllis: Wow, Jack.

Jack: Am I early?

Phyllis: I didn't know you were coming.

Jack: Well, I'm not cutting Noah out of my life just because of the divorce with Sharon. I thought this was supposed to be a surprise.

Phyllis: Well, uh, kind of change of plans, I guess you would say.

Jack: Happy birthday, Noah.

Noah: Thanks, Jack.

Jack: Hello, everyone.

Abby: Hi, Uncle Jack.

Jack: Hey, Kiddo. How are you?

Abby: Good.

Victor: This is a family gathering, Jack.

Jack: Yes, I'm still Noah's stepfather.

Victor: You worry about your own family, not about my grandson, all right?

Ashley: Actually, I invited Jack.

Clint: We've come too far not to get something out of this.

Kay: There's an easy solution. Have Esther sell her half of the mansion to Jill.

Roger: Didn't I say the same thing to you?

Esther: (Lowered voice) Don't help them, Mrs. C.

Kay: Shh. The sooner we get the money to give to them, the sooner he will let us go. And if you don't, the Chancellor family is gonna hunt you down, Clint.

Clint: Who's gonna snitch on me, huh? Him?

Roger: Never.

Kay: Oh, come on. People turn in their own mothers if the price is right. Annie, which one of them would take a half a million dollars reward?

Annie: Both. For a lot less than half a mil.

Clint: I'd be very worried if you were Katherine Chancellor, but you're not.

Kay: I would be very sure of that, Mr. Radisson.

Clint: Set up a meeting with Jill. Take the dust bunny with you.

Esther: No, I'm not leaving Mrs. Chancellor.

Kay: Shh, shh. No. Now y-you go. I'll be fine. I will be fine.

Esther: I'm not leaving you.

Kay: Esther.

Roger: Technically speaking, we're still on our honeymoon.

Annie: Leave my man alone, Missy.

Clint: If you care so much about that old lady, you'll do exactly as I say.

Jill: All right, Chloe, call me if you need anything.

Billy: Hi, Mom.

Jill: Billy, listen to me. Whatever you decide to do, I expect you to be good to the father of my granddaughter.

Billy: Those are my intentions.

[Chloe remembering]

Chloe: Uh, I think Billy is just gonna do what he wants to do. There's no convincing him.

Jack: If there's a chance in the world that this little girl can live with her mother and father as a family, don't you think you owe it to her to at least try?

Chloe: Shh... 

Billy: Hi.

Chloe: Shh... hi.

Billy: (Sighs) Should we try this again?

Chloe: Talk?

Billy: Well, yeah, what do you think I mean?

Chloe: Talk. Why? Did you mean something else?

Billy: No. You go first.

Chloe: Um... okay. Um... I thought about it. And I know why you proposed the way that you did.

Billy: I was trying to be realistic.

Chloe: I know. And I need to be realistic, for Delia’s sake. I don't want her to have the life that I had without a father, and I think that you're the best chance that she has.

Billy: You mean that?

Chloe: I know that you don't love me, but at least you don't hate me. Not like Cane did when he married me. So... if you're still offering...

Billy: I am.

Chloe: Okay. Well, then let’s... commingle our assets and file a joint return.

Billy: Okay.

Abby: Why would you bring her here? If it weren't for you, my father would still be alive.

Noah: It wasn't Eden's fault.

Abby: She took you ice skating, and she brought the whiskey.

Eden: It was an accident. I'm sorry, Abby. I'm so sorry.

Abby: I don't accept your apology.

Ashley: Abby.

Victor: Sweetheart, let them deal with it.

Eden: I'd do anything to change what happened.

Abby: You can't bring my dad back.

Eden: I should leave.

Abby: Yes, you should.

Ashley: Abby, come here a second.

Noah: We'll leave.

Eden: No. It's your birthday. Stay with your family. I'll see you later.

Victor: Eden, I will have my driver take you, all right?

Eden: Thank you.

Victor: Okay.

Noah: Thanks, Grandpa.

Victor: We'll take you outside.

Jack: You gotta let yourself off the hook on this Brad thing.

Sharon: I wasn't even thinking about that, okay, Jack? I'm fine. I'm fine.

Phyllis: So, uh, this is, um, well, a great party, isn't it?

Nikki: Yeah, let's try to liven things up, shall we?

Nick: Yeah, with, like, cake and presents.

Phyllis: Cake.

Nick: Come on, hey, everybody, cake and presents!

Nikki: Okay.

Phyllis: Cake and presents.

Nick: Let's get this thing going.

Phyllis: (Laughs)

Chloe: So... what do you think about moving into the Abbott pool house?

Billy: You wanna leave here?

Chloe: Well, Cane stops by all the time, and... what if he tries to take her?

Billy: Do you really think he's that messed up?

Chloe: I wouldn't put it past him.

Billy: Okay. Yeah, then, uh, you and Delia should move in with Jack.

Chloe: Me and Delia? Because Jack thought that we would all just--

Billy: Oh, Jack thought? This is Jack's idea?

Chloe: Well, don't you think it's a good idea? I mean, that's what married people do. They cohabitate.

Billy: Normal married people. I--have I ever done anything normal?

Chloe: So then you will just drop by to see your kid whenever you get a sec?

Billy: Quality time. You and Delia will get the best of me. You don't want me around here 24/7. Come on, I-I'm selfish. I'm a slob. I play my music way too loud. I would resent you for not having my space, and then, in turn, you would resent me. And it--it's just--just a mess. I mean, this is-- its better this way.

Chloe: Okay. Okay, whatever you want.

Billy: Hey, look, I'm just trying to be straightforward and honest. Would you rather me lie to you?

Chloe: No. No.

(Cordelia cries)

Billy: Shh, shh, come on, come on. This baby binds us together for the rest of our lives. And I'd like to be friends.

Chloe: With benefits.

Billy: Well... yeah, I mean, come on, why not? We'll just--we'll-- we'll just see how it goes, you know? Have some fun, you know? You make me laugh harder than anybody I've ever met. Since we're being honest, Honey, I can't be monogamous. I-I like to be free to... pursue other women. Discreetly.

Chloe: I don't have any illusions that you're going to fall in love with me. Don't worry.

(Cordelia crying)

Billy: Shh...

Chloe: (Sighs) Here, let me have her. Shh. Let me take her.

Billy: All right, all right, all right. Whoa, is that right?

Chloe: Yeah. Shh... it's okay. It's okay. Don't cry. Everything's gonna be okay.

Kay: Annie, thank you for standing behind me. It took a lot of courage.

Annie: (Scoffs) What good will courage do me if I'm all alone in bed at night?

Kay: What are you talking about?

Annie: Thanks to you, I may have lost the man of my dreams.

Kay: The dream man you nearly impaled with a knife?

Annie: Nothing like a little love cut to turn a man on, especially my Rogie-poo. (Chuckles) At least that was always the case until-- oh, what's her name? Fester. Oh, did you see how he was looking at her?

Kay: Annie, Roger married her for her money. He doesn't love her. And she certainly does not love him.

Annie: (Gasps) She can't help herself. It's his animal magnetism.

Kay: Well, I can certainly see that the two of you-- you and Roger-- oh, you were meant for each other, Annie.

Annie: We are. (Chuckles) Oh... I'll bet that skank set things up so she could get her hands on my Roger. You tell her to lay off if she knows what's good for her.

Kay: Hmm.

Daniel: You have something for me? No, that's great, Gina, but I can't right now. I'm with Amber. We're at some shady place called... Jimmy's? Jimmy's?

Amber: Mm.

Daniel: Oh. Oh, you've heard of it? Yeah, okay, well, I guess I'll see you in a few. Gina would like to know what we're doing hanging out in a dump like this.

Amber: We are trying to help Mrs. Chancellor. You know, if that guy sees you with me, uh, you might scare him off.

Daniel: Okay, well, I'll tell you what. I'm just gonna be at that table right over there, okay? So if you get in trouble, just... do this.

Amber: Or I could scream, "Daniel, help me!"

Daniel: Yeah. Or you can do that, too.

Amber: Yeah.

Daniel: Yeah.

Clint: Are you the girl who wants to know about Katherine Chancellor?

Amber: Yeah, where'd you see her?

Clint: At the bus station.

Amber: Really? And--and you're sure it was this woman, huh?

Clint: Positive. That's her.

Billy: I wish I could fall asleep that fast.

Chloe: That's what happens when you don't have a care in the world.

Billy: Must be nice.

Chloe: Look, I think that Cane is gonna try and get aggressive to get custody.

Billy: Our getting married should stop that.

Chloe: Yeah, well, we gotta put on a really good show.

Billy: Come on, you and me? We can pull off any show. Remember that time that we couldn't get into Bungalow 8?

Chloe: (Chuckles) Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you convinced them that it was your last hurrah...

Billy: (Laughs)

Chloe: Before your vows as a priest the next day. Yeah.

Billy: That--that's right. That's right, and we got in. You went with it. It was awesome.

Chloe: Yes. We did... Priest William.

Billy: (Laughs)

Chloe: Look, if you can't commit to me, you have to commit to Delia. Okay? Because once you are in, there is no backing out.

Billy: Hey, come on. Delia's with her real parents. I'm in for the long haul, okay? I promise.

Chloe: Okay.

Kay: Esther Valentine is a very trusted and loyal friend of mine for many years. She didn't want any of this, and she never set this up. She doesn't love Roger. Did you know that Clint and Roger plan to take my money?

Annie: I know. It's just... how could Roger leave me here? And what if he never comes back? My life would be over.

Kay: No, no, no, I see a very strong, strong connection between the two of you.

Annie: You do?

Kay: Annie, when you threw that knife at him, his face lit up.

Annie: It did, didn't it?

Kay: He loves you, you'll see. And he will come back for you, just as Esther will come back for me.

Annie: She'll come back for Mrs. Chancellor.

Kay: If she does come back for me, Annie, will you believe me then?

Annie: Well, I'd have to, wouldn't I? But I'm not holding my breath.

Jill: So... I was kinda surprised to hear from you. Chloe told me that you're on your honeymoon.

Roger: We decided to spend a couple of nights at that new resort on the lake. Tomorrow we'll leave for a little fun in the sun.

Jill: I have to say I'm a little surprised at you, Esther. Have you forgotten that your daughter and your granddaughter are just out of the hospital?

Roger: She spent her entire life taking care of you and Mrs. Chancellor. Now it's her turn to shine.

Jill: Okay. What was so urgent that you needed to see me immediately?

Roger: Go ahead. Tell her.

Esther: Roger and I want to have our own place.

Roger: A little love nest.

Esther: You've always hated sharing the mansion with me, so I have an idea that should make all of us happy.

Roger: Buy her half of the house.

Jill: No. Not interested.

Nick: You know, I never gave my parents this much trouble when I was 16.

Nikki: Oh, my God.

Jack: How quickly they forget.

Phyllis: Um, where's Noah?

Ashley: Outside with Abby and Victor.

Phyllis: Hmm.

Sharon: Well, thank God Eden's gone. I don't know what Noah sees in her.

Nick: (Clicks teeth) Well, that's 'cause you're not a 16-year-old boy.

Phyllis: Sharon, are you okay?

Sharon: Phyllis, I'm-- I'm fine.

Nick: Is that-- no way. You--come look at this. Is that what I think it is?

Sharon: (Gasps)

Ashley: That's a new car.

Nick: Yeah.

Phyllis: (Gasps)

Nikki: My goodness, Victor's very generous these days.

Nick: You know, when I turned 16, all I got was an old pickup truck.

Nikki: Wow.

Sharon: You begged your dad for that truck, remember? It was a classic.

Nick: That's true.

Noah: Did you see my car? Isn't it awesome? It's got, uh, a G.P.S. and a 16-speaker sound system.

Ashley: (Clicks tongue)

Nick: Yeah, I-I really wish you would've talked to us about this, Dad.

Victor: Well, now there's nothing wrong with making my grandson happy, is there? Huh? You like it?

Noah: Yeah.

Esther: Why don't you want to buy my half of the house?

Jill: In a word... Cordelia. If you leave, chances are Chloe and the baby will, too.

Esther: Okay, uh, I'll-- I'll tell Chloe, and I'll--I'll make her stay.

Jill: Oh, stop being such a fool. This jerk's gonna take you for every cent you have.

Esther: Please, Jill?

Jill: No, Esther. Now stop wasting my time.

Esther: (Gasps) Oh.

Amber: Was Mrs. Chancellor alone?

Clint: I didn't notice.

Amber: Well, where was the bus headed?

Clint: Beats me. Um... Milwaukee, maybe?

Amber: What was she wearing?

Clint: (Chuckles) I don't know. A coat? I'm sorry. I-I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff.

Amber: Why would you remember a woman you saw in a bus station for, like, a second?

Clint: Well, I-I was getting off the bus as she was getting on. She tripped, and I... helped her up. Right after that, I saw your flyer.

Amber: Well, did she say anything?

Clint: Something like, "Dear God in heaven, thank you for help-- helping me up, young man."

Amber: Oh, that is definitely something Mrs. Chancellor would say.

Clint: I thought Mrs. Chancellor was dead. Wasn't there a funeral?

Amber: No. The woman who died was named Marge, and she looked a lot like Mrs. C., so...

Clint: Does the, um, Chancellor family know that Katherine is alive?

Amber: No, I tried to tell them. They don't want to hear it. They ju--they can't handle it. So...

Clint: Well, what if the woman I saw was the look-alike? What did you say her name was again?

Amber: Marge? No, this can't be Marge, okay? Because she described my cell phone before she even saw it, and she had Mrs. C.'s big, fat emerald ring before she pawned it off, and she remembered a telephone conversation she had with a friend of mine.

Clint: That's your proof? (Scoffs) No wonder the family doesn't believe you.

Amber: I am right, and I will prove it.

Gina: Hi, Sweetheart.

Daniel: How you doing?

Gina: Hey.

(Laughs)

Daniel: Mwah!

Gina: Oh...

Daniel: How was your trip?

Gina: Well, it was wonderful, of course.

Daniel: Yeah? How's Dad?

Gina: (Sighs) Oh, you know what a trickster he is. Oh, by the way, before I forget, he did want me to give you something.

Daniel: (Scoffs) Okay.

Daniel: Whoa.

Gina: It's to get your art show started.

Daniel: Yeah, I guess so. Guess I won't have to sell that kidney after all.

Gina: (Chuckles) He's so proud of--

Amber: Hi, Gina. So Mrs. C. was at the bus... station.

Gina: Who was that man you were talking to?

Amber: He saw Katherine.

Gina: Don't you believe a word that man has to say. He is nothing more than a low-life con artist. His name is Clint Radisson.

Daniel: Uh, I know that name.

Jack: Hello?

Billy: It's me.

Jack: Hey. Did you meet with Chloe?

Billy: Oh, I'm here now. We're getting married. (Flatly) Yay.

Jack: The first time that little girl calls you daddy, it'll all be worth it. Listen, is--is Chloe there? Can I talk to her?

Billy: Okay. Jack wants to say hi.

Chloe: Hi, Jack.

Jack: Congratulations.

Chloe: Yeah, I guess. I'd like to take you up on your offer to move into the pool house.

Jack: That's terrific. Listen, you hang in there. I'll bring him around. He'll be a husband to you in every way that counts.

Chloe: Okay. Thanks, Jack.

Jack: You give that baby a kiss for me, will you? Sure. (Snaps cell phone shut) Well, I'm outta here. Happy birthday, Noah.

Noah: Thanks for coming.

(Grunts)

Jack: Yeah.

Abby: I'm getting the same car in red for my birthday.

Noah: Oh, red cars get more tickets.

Abby: I look good in red.

Noah: Yes, you do.

Abby: See you later.

Noah: Yeah, see you, Jack.

Jack: Well, things have got to be pretty tough when you gotta buy a kid a car just to get him to admire you.

Victor: You don't seem to be able to keep anyone close to you for love or money.

Ashley: Remember the promise you both made me yesterday? It'd be nice if you kept it.

Victor: Mm-hmm. Yes.

Jack: We were just saying good-bye.

Ashley: Good-bye.

Jack: Good-bye.

Victor: Now it's a great car. And it just takes off--

Nikki: Oh, that's an expensive car for a 16-year-old boy.

Victor: Why not buy him the best?

Sharon: Well, Nick and I have decided Noah can't have the car until he demonstrates some responsible behavior.

Nick: Yeah, Dad, this kinda complicates things.

Victor: Son, as a grandfather, it's my privilege to buy only the best for my grandson, right?

Noah: Yeah.

Nikki: Has Noah taken the driving test yet?

Sharon: Well--

Phyllis: Actually, Nick took him this morning.

Victor: Oh.

Noah: Hey, can I go for a ride?

Victor: Of course you can.

Nick: Uh, hey, a short ride.

Victor: It has a very quick acceleration. You be careful with that, okay?

Sharon: And you're not allowed to see Eden.

Noah: I just want to show the car to my friends.

Victor: That's okay. You have a good time.

Sharon: That's fine.

Noah: All right, I'm going.

Nick: Don't--don't be long.

Noah: Thanks. Thank you.

Sharon: Be careful.

Nick: Be careful.

Noah: I will.

Sharon: Well, I'm nervous about him driving.

Phyllis: Oh, I remember the first time I drove alone. Oh! It was utter freedom.

Sharon: That's exactly what I'm worried about, Phyllis.

Daniel: Weren't you, uh, married to Clint Radisson?

Gina: And it was the worst decision of my life. I had no idea he was out of prison.

Amber: Prison?

Gina: Yeah. He kidnapped Katherine years ago. The judge gave him a long sentence, but it wasn't his first. You see... he was my father's ex-cellmate. That's how I met him. Clint was the one who found Marge at that diner, and he coached her to take Katherine’s place. You have no idea how dangerous this man is.

Amber: Clint. Clint. Oh, my God! That is the name on Katherine’s note. What if he has her?

Daniel: Amber. Amber. No, no, no, no. Don't go after him.

Esther: Oh! Oh!

Kay: Esther.

Annie: Oh, you came back! You were right.

Esther: Oh! You're hurting me!

Kay: What happened?

Roger: Sit down.

Esther: Oh!

Kay: Esther? Wh--

Esther: Jill refused to buy my half of the house.

Clint: Is that true?

Roger: She turned us down flat.

Clint: What kind of a ladies' man are you, Roger? I am sick of your incompetence. We would've been out of this mess weeks ago if you had just done your job!

Roger: There were circumstances beyond my control!

Clint: Oh.

Kay: So what's your next move, Mr. Radisson?

Clint: You know too much. You're a liability. Uh-oh. But thankfully, no one's gonna miss a ditzy maid, a loony nurse and a broken-down old waitress.

Kay: Well, if you kill me, the Chancellor family will chase you until you are... dead.

Clint: Katherine Chancellor is 6 feet under. Would you three ladies care to join her?

Annie: Eh...

Noah: Now we can go anywhere.

Eden: Sweet. I wish I had a grandfather to give me a car.

Noah: You don't need one. You roll with me.

Eden: (Chuckles) Now did your parents say I can't ride in your car?

Noah: What if they did? I don't care.

Eden: Neither do I. I don't care if your whole family hates me.

Noah: No. They just don't know you like I do. I love you, and that's all that matters.

Victor: I think Noah had a wonderful time, don't you?

Sharon: Yeah. Well, you went overboard.

Victor: Well, that's the privilege as a grandfather. I'm glad I can go overboard with him. One day you'll understand that.

Sharon: Thank you.

Victor: Bye-bye.

Sharon: Bye.

Phyllis: No.

Nick: I know.

Phyllis: I think that we were more surprised than he was.

Victor: I think so, too.

Phyllis: (Laughs)

Nick: I mean, honestly, was I that cocky when I was 16?

Victor: Well, all I remember is when I would be, you know, in my office late at night, I got those nervous phone calls from your mother as to where you were.

Phyllis: Oh.

Nikki: You were a handful. Let's put it that way.

Victor: Yeah.

Nick: Yeah.

Phyllis: Well, you turned out all right. You ready?

Nick: Yeah, let's go. Bye, Mom.

Victor: Bye, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Mwah.

Victor: Nice to see you.

Phyllis: You, too.

Nick: See you, Dad.

Victor: Son.

Nikki: Well, you'll certainly be Noah's favorite grandparent now.

Victor: I didn't think I was in competition.

Nikki: I'm not criticizing you. You've become a very generous gift giver lately. Noah's car, Abby's horse, a seat on the board for Ashley.

Victor: Mm-hmm. You know, I don't mind it if you and I talk about our family, but when it comes to my family-- that I would rather not discuss with you, okay? It's off-limits.

Nikki: I really have no interest in discussing that with you.

Victor: That's good.

Nikki: Thank you for hosting the party.

Victor: Thank you. Mm-hmm.

Jack: Well, it looks like you're cleaning out the store.

Jill: There's so many cute things for baby girls at Fenmore’s.

Jack: I guess you've heard the good news then.

Jill: Oh, Dear. Jack, your good news is almost always bad news for me.

Jack: Oh, I think its good news for everyone that Billy and Chloe are getting married.

Jill: No, they're not getting married. She refused him.

Jack: I have it on pretty good authority she changed her mind.

Jill: (Chuckles) I need a scorecard with my boys. I can't keep up with them. Well, I guess it's for the best, huh?

Jack: Yeah, at least Chloe and the baby will be in good hands.

Jill: Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'll rearrange some things so Chloe and Billy can have their privacy.

Jack: Uh, they're moving.

Jill: Who's moving?

Jack: The three of them, in with me.

Jill: Over my dead body. That baby is not leaving my house, Jack.

Billy: How long will your divorce take?

Chloe: I've decided to file for an annulment instead.

Billy: Is that what your lawyer recommends?

Chloe: No, I don't-- I don't even have a lawyer. I really haven't had time.

Billy: I have this friend. He's a good guy. He's got, uh, a background in family law. His name is Rafe Torres.

Chloe: He ready to put up a good fight?

Billy: With Cane? He can't win. Come on. We're Delia’s parents. Partners?

Daniel: Did you listen to Gina? The guy's bad news.

Amber: What if he knows where Mrs. C. is, huh?

Daniel: (Sighs)

Gina: This is not a man you want to mess with.

Daniel: Yeah, look, we found this note that Mrs. Chancellor left. All right? And the first letter of every sentence has spelled out the word "Clint," so we thought it might be some kind of message.

Gina: Yeah, and I know the man and I know it could be a trick.

Daniel: Okay. Do you hear that? This could be Marge pretending to be Mrs. Chancellor.

Amber: She is not a fake.

Gina: The best thing you can do is walk away. Stay the hell away from that man.

Daniel: Yeah, and Marge.

Amber: Katherine is alive. She is Katherine. And this man-- he is the key to finding her-- this Clint guy.

Esther: They're planning on how to kill us.

Kay: Esther, we are not dead yet.

Annie: Have faith. She told me Roger still loved me. She was right. He came back, just like you came back for her. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Mrs. Chancellor.

Kay: Clint Radisson. I'm going to prove to you that I am Katherine Chancellor, you miserable bastard.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Phyllis: Sharon's about to crack up in a million pieces. And--

Jack: Have you run any of this by your noble husband?

Nick: Did you take a picture frame from my dad's house?

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