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Jana: Well, I still think it's a mistake. The whole point is for the T-shirts to be seen, and if you give them away, well, then--

Kevin: Then nobody will want them.

Daniel: Hey, hey, hey. (Sighs)

Jana: Oh, you finished!

Daniel: Oh, yeah. Here, check this out.

Jana: Ooh, now you can really get started.

Amber: Oh. What is it?

Daniel: Well, it's a 3-d rendering of the gallery.

Jana: Yeah, you use it to lay out your show and map the progression of the story you're telling.

Kevin: How about that?

Amber: Hmm.

Kevin: You know what you should do? Build a model of that. Do that for all your shows. That way, when you're huge, you sell a whole lot on eBay.

Amber: (Gasps) What a great idea.

Kevin: Right?

Amber: Mm-hmm.

Murphy: (Sighs)

Amber: Murphy, um, have you heard from Mrs. C.?

Murphy: You know, the more time passes, the more I'm sure she's in big trouble.

Esther: Oh.

Clint: Brilliant, Roger.

Esther: (Scoffs)

Roger: I didn't know she was following me.

Esther: (Sighs)

Clint: And, you...

Annie: Huh?

Clint: Biggest mistake you ever made... and the last.

Annie: No, I-I-I wasn't really helping her. No, no, no. It was like "Bad cop, good cop." I was earning her trust.

Clint: And losing mine. Now shut up, all of you! I got to think.

Kay: Oh, that should take a while.

Clint: Shut... your mouth.

Colleen: Here it is.

(Grunts)

Ashley: Wow.

Colleen: Yeah. Dad kept every scribble Abby ever made. There's some photo souvenirs of things they did together.

Ashley: Yeah, Abby’s not anywhere near being able to handle going through all this.

Colleen: She'll be glad to have it someday.

Ashley: How are you doing, Honey?

Colleen: Good moments... (Sighs) Bad moments. You know how it is. Look, I'm sorry for coming down on you so hard earlier.

Ashley: I know it's an emotional time for everybody.

Colleen: And you think my taking a seat on the Newman board is a bad idea?

Ashley: I think you're in over your head.

(Door closes)

Ashley: Hi.

Victor: Hello, Colleen.

Ashley: Did you get-- did you find a parking space close by, I hope?

Victor: Yes, I did.

Ashley: Oh, good.

Victor: Are you moving back home?

Colleen: Yes. I-I wish I had done it sooner for my dad.

Ashley: He understood. He really did.

Victor: Of course he did. A beautiful young woman with the world at her feet shouldn't be tied down. You should grab life for whatever it has to offer. I'm sure that's what your dad would want.

Colleen: And if I had to give up my seat on the board to make that happen?

Victor: Then he wouldn't blame you.

Ashley: Uh...

Jack: Well, you can give up on that pipe dream right now.

Billy: Y-you okay?

Chloe: Say it again.

Billy: (Groans) Marry me.

Billy: Okay, look, I-I-I know what you think about me, but--

Chloe: No, you don’t. (Sobs) (Voice breaking) You don't, because I never tell you. You didn't want us... and you know me and my pride, Billy. I love you, and I've always loved you. I can't believe that you're... (Laughs) We're just gonna be so happy. I'm so... (Sniffles) We're gonna be so happy.

(Sniffles)

Billy: (Clears throat)

Chloe: (Laughs) Yay.

Lily: Married? You want to get married?

Cane: We already should be 'cause, God, I was-- I was stupid. I was just so stupid letting you go. Just tell me I'm not too late.

Lily: (Sighs) No.

(Laughs)

Cane: "No"? Is that no, no, you can't say it? Or is it no...

Lily: No. No. I-I--no, I mean... (Laughs) I-I mean, yes.

(Laughs)

Cane: Yes? Yes? Y-yes, what?

Lily: (Laughs)

Cane: Yes, you'll marry me?

Lily: Yes! Yes.

Cane: Yes?

Lily: Yes!

Cane: Yes? Oh, yes! Yes! Oh!

Lily: Yes.

Cane: Yes? Oh.

Lily: (Laughs) (Sighs) I love you.

(Laughs)

Cane: Say that to me again.

Lily: I love you. I love you.

Cane: Oh!

Lily: Mm.

(Laughs)

Cane: Mm.

Lily: (Giggles) We are definitely causing a scene.

Cane: Yeah, I don't even care.

Lily: (Laughs)

Cane: (Sighs) You know, this is the sort of kiss that's gonna lead to something.

Lily: (Sighs) Oh, well, I hope so.

Cane: Mm.

Lily: (Laughs) Ooh! Aah!

Cane: (Clears throat)

Lily: (Laughs)

Cane: Excuse me. Everybody, gangway.

Lily: (Laughs) Sorry.

Cane: We are coming through.

Lily: Ooh, my coat.

Cane: Well, thank you very much.

Lily: Thank you!

Cane: Thank you.

Chloe: You know, I thought I let her down. She was gonna have the life that I lived-- no daddy, no family.

Billy: It's not gonna happen.

Chloe: (Sighs) I'm sorry. I--this is crazy. I-I-I did all those super-in--insane things to make sure that she was gonna be okay, and I don't know. Now I'm just, you know, getting everything that I'd hope for. (Sighs) It's...

Billy: Uh, Chloe, I--

Chloe: (Sighs)

Billy: I'm not Cane.

Chloe: Yeah. Who said anything about Cane? Cane's--Cane's done.

Billy: Fair enough.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Billy: Uh, what--what I-- what I mean to say is that...

Chloe: (Sighs)

Billy: I can't commit to this the way that he did, you know, all in. I'm not that type of guy. But Delia’s gonna have a father. I-I'm here 100% all the time. And it's just that our marriage isn't gonna be what--

Chloe: Oh, my God.

Billy: Oh, come on. We had fun, and we'll have fun. We'll always have fun.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Billy: But look, this is the best thing for Delia, and I want to be there for her. That's what she deserves.

Chloe: (Sighs) Really? What do I deserve, Billy? What do I deserve?

(Slaps hands on hips)

(Sobs)

Billy: The truth. Honesty. It's the best that I can do.

Chloe: Oh, great. Lucky, lucky us. Luck--lucky Delia. She's gonna have a daddy to come and tuck her in at night, but then he's gonna be off trolling around looking for bimbos. Great. And then what are you gonna do? What, are you gonna bring them back here? Oh, great. What are you gonna have, a big old sleepover?

Billy: I wouldn't do that. Come on. You know I wouldn't do that.

Chloe: Oh, shut-- what a frickin' hero. Thank you.

Billy: You know, if you wanted a fri--

Chloe: (Sighs)

Billy: If you wanted a hero, maybe you should be with Cane.

Chloe: You know what? To hell with both of you. I don't even need either of you.

Billy: Chloe, just--

Chloe: Just get out of here. (Sobs) Go!

Chloe: (Sniffles)

Billy: All right, little one. Okay, I'm sorry. I got to go.

Cordelia: (Fusses)

Billy: I know. (Clears throat) It never fails.

Billy: You know something?

Chloe: (Sniffles) Hmm?

Billy: I'm gonna be in that little girl's life, even if I have to fight for it.

Chloe: Yeah?

Billy: Yeah.

Chloe: Well, the fight just got a hell of a lot harder.

Billy: Oh. Very nice. Very nice.

(Sighs)

Clint: Come on, Sweetheart. Come on.

Esther: (Screaming)

Kay: What are you doing? Leave her--leave her alone!

Clint: You're gonna write a letter to your daughter.

Esther: No, please don't! Please!

Clint: Tell her you're on your honeymoon, and you couldn't be happier.

Esther: Ow! But I didn't say good-bye. She--she won't believe me.

Clint: Yeah, well, she'd better.

Esther: (Crying) Oh!

Clint: Or this is gonna turn out to be your suicide note.

Kay: Do as he says.

Esther: (Sobs)

Clint: Write!

Esther: Aah! (Sobbing)

(Cell phone rings)

Ashley: Oh, it's Billy.

Victor: Hmm.

Ashley: He's upset.

Jack: And textbooks?

Colleen: Uh, just over there on the seat.

Jack: Here?

Colleen: Yeah, I need to go through them. You didn't need to bring these over, Uncle Jack.

Jack: It was my pleasure. Hey, what do you say we get some coffee?

Colleen: Yeah, I'd love to. I'll get--I'll go get my coat.

Jack: Okay, good. What's this?

Ashley: Mm. It's a box of Brad's stuff for Abby.

Victor: (Sighs)

Jack: How is Abby doing?

Ashley: Oh, Jack. (Sighs) She's struggling.

Victor: As is Colleen, I'm sure.

Jack: Your concern is touching.

Victor: And yours is lacking, Jack.

Ashley: Victor, please.

Victor: You took advantage of that girl by pushing her to assume her father's seat on the Newman board of directors.

Jack: That girl has every right to that seat if she wants it.

Victor: And you made her aware of that, didn't you, Jack?

Jack: I didn't have to make her aware of that. That was all there in black and white in your company bylaws.

Victor: You know damn well that ten days ago, she didn't know the first thing about damn bylaws, did she? She's being played by you, and I personally don't give a damn. But look what this is doing to your sister. I thought you loved her and respected her. You have shown nothing but disrespect.

Jack: Disrespect? Me? After everything you've put her through, you can actually say that to my face.

Ashley: Oh, enough! Enough! Shut up. Just... (Sighs) Shut up. What is the matter with you two? (Sighs) Brad is dead. His daughters are grieving. I'm grieving, and all you two care about is your stupid feud. Are you both so blind to everything else that matters in life? I mean, honestly? And, Victor, you tell me, is this how's it's gonna be all the time? This is our life? Because if it is, then tell me now, and I will pack up our stuff, I will take our daughter, and I will leave. You will lose us. You will both lose us! Is that really what you want?

(Sobs)

Victor: (Sighs) It's all right, Sweetheart. Okay, I'm sorry.

Ashley: (Sniffles) (Sighs) (Sniffles)

Jill: Hi. How's my granddaughter?

Chloe: Doomed... to horrible relationships with men, just like her mother...

Jill: (Sighs)

Chloe: Just like her mother's mother.

Jill: Well, there's a cheery thought. (Sets bag on chair) Listen, have you, uh, ever heard of postpartum depression?

Chloe: No, not postpartum. Post-Billy. Where did your sons get such screwed-up ideas about marriage?

Jill: Please don't tell me that you're trying to get Billy to marry you.

Chloe: He proposed to me, and I threw him out.

Jill: I cannot believe he would do that. No, just because it doesn't sound like him, that's all.

Chloe: Yeah, well, he wanted Delia, not me.

Jill: You were okay with that when it was Cane. Why not Billy?

Chloe: I don't know.

Jill: Oh, Chloe.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Jill: Chloe, are you in love with Billy? Honey... (Sighs) I love my son. He is adorable. But when it comes to being somebody that you can rely on--

Chloe: Yeah. (Laughs) Yeah, you think I don't know that? He practically banged it into my skull. I know.

Jill: Where's Esther? Your mother should be here with you.

Chloe: Oh, well, speaking of people that you can't rely on, she's off with Roger. Why do you look surprised? She's never been there for me before, so why would she start now?

Chloe: (Sighs)

Clint: Nice. Very nice.

Esther: (Sobs)

Roger: Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Clint: The life you saved may be your own. (Laughs) I'm gonna go drop this off.

Esther: (Sobs)

Clint: Try not to let all hell break loose while I'm gone.

Esther: (Sniffles) (Sighs)

Kay: (Groans)

Esther: (Sniffles) (Sighs)

Roger: (Sighs) Cheer up. At least Chloe won't be worried about you.

Esther: Yeah, she'll just think I abandoned her and--and little Cordelia.

Kay: Who's Cordelia?

Esther: Oh, that's right, Mrs. C. you don't know. My daughter and your grandson have a baby, and you're a great-grandma.

Kay: Oh, my God.

Roger: And she and Esther's kid have plenty of people to look out after them, including her nosy mother-in-law.

(Sighs)

Esther: Jill was right about you the whole time.

Kay: My daughter. How is she?

Esther: Well, she's still a--

Kay: Bitch?

Esther: Class "A." But she misses you, Mrs. C. everyone does.

Kevin: Now there you go. It's what all the cool kids are wearing.

Murphy: Yeah? It's nice. Listen, uh, I appreciate the effort you all are making, but I-I hate to see the tension between you. Maybe I should have left you guys out of it.

Kevin: Mm, are you kidding? Mrs. C. is in real trouble.

Murphy: You know, every time I read that note she left, I feel it. Something is--something's off. I mean, it doesn't even sound like her.

Kevin: Well, maybe there's a reason for that, like--like she was leaving you a clue or something. Can I--can I see the note?

Murphy: I don't know if your wife would want you more involved.

Kevin: Well, I am involved, and Mrs. C. means the world to me, so let me see the note.

Murphy: (Sighs) All right.

Lily: (Sighs) I have missed this bed!

Cane: Mm. I have missed you in it. Mm.

Lily: (Giggles) Mm.

Cane: How did I think I could go my whole life without this, without you, hmm?

Lily: (Laughs)

Jack: Here's some tea.

Ashley: (Sighs) Thank you. I don't expect the war to end. I know that would be too much to ask for. But could you please just rein it in, both of you? I don't know, but I just--I can't take the sniping anymore.

Victor: That's a perfectly reasonable request.

Jack: Sure, Sis. Anything you want.

Colleen: Billy called. He's almost here.

Ashley: Oh, if you're leaving, we should go.

Colleen: No, no, no, no. You stay.

Ashley: Okay.

Colleen: (Sighs)

Ashley: Bye.

Colleen: Tell Abby I'm thinking about her, okay?

Ashley: Yeah, Honey, I will.

Colleen: Okay.

Jack: Talk to you soon.

Colleen: Good-bye, Victor.

Victor: Good-bye, Colleen.

Ashley: She really is such a sweet girl.

Victor: Yes, she is.

(Door closes)

Victor: She's not my concern, though, right now. I'm very sorry that I allowed your brother to goad me into another argument. I really am. I'll try my damnedest for that not to happen again, all right?

Ashley: Thank you.

Victor: Come here.

Kay: (Grunts)

Annie: You'll never get it. It takes patience. He's got the attention span of a gnat.

Esther: Oh, that explains a lot.

Kay: Esther here is a-a champion apple peeler.

Esther: I am? Oh, I-I am. I-I-I could show you.

Roger: Hey, what a great idea. Let's have a contest. I'll give you all big sharp knives. What do you think, I'm stupid?

Annie: Uh--

Roger: Don't answer that. A bunch of know-it-alls-- every woman I ever married.

Esther: (Sighs)

Chloe: Hmm.

Amber: It pops, right?

Chloe: Yeah. I don't know how the daddies are gonna feel about it, but, uh... (Chuckles) Well, they already hate me, so I don't think, uh, they could hate me much more.

(Sighs)

Amber: "Daddies," as in...

Chloe: Daddies, as in plural, yes. Um, Billy is the biological father.

Amber: Billy?

Chloe: Yeah. Last summer, New York-- long story. Um, well, I tricked Cane, and I'm a horrible person, and apparently, a human dartboard today, so go ahead and take your shot.

Amber: (Sighs) Chloe. (Sighs) I understand. Now there's this tiny little life in your hands, and you have this guy who would just make the perfect father, and you kind of just want to give him everything you never had.

Chloe: Exactly. Yeah.

Amber: (Sighs) He must be pretty pissed.

Chloe: (Laughs) Yeah. And Billy's just... Billy.

Amber: Well, you have Delia.

Chloe: Yeah. But as soon as she finds out what I did, she's not gonna want me, either. It's just I-I did everything for her, you know? It was just for her. (Sighs) (Sighs) (Sniffles) Thanks.

Billy: This is a nightmare.

Ashley: So just-- I don't understand. Why does Cane want to keep the baby?

Billy: It's this Dudley do-right trip he's on. You know, I guess I should be grateful. Maybe it gets me off the hook, but I'm telling you, I swear to God, when I see him holding my kid, I just want to take him, and I want to pull his teeth out with pliers. That's ego, right? Sibling rivalry crap.

Victor: It's very normal, Billy. It's primal. This is your child.

Billy: Well, not in the eyes of the law. Cane signed the birth certificate, and he married Chloe. I asked her to marry me. She kicked me out of the house. I-I don't know. I-I tried to lay it out straightforward. You know, there was no hearts, no flowers.

Victor: And you wanted her to say no?

Ashley: Is that right?

Billy: You know, I might have a shot at this fatherhood stuff if I was with somebody who was stabilizing. But if--if I'm with Chloe, I'm the mature one. Uh... you think I should let Cane take Delia, don't you?

Ashley: (Clicks tongue) Billy, it's a tough one. I mean, Sweetie, this has to be your decision. You know, what does your heart tell you?

Billy: I love that child. I do. I... I do, but we have to be honest. This is me, right? You know me. I screw up every single thing. Every good thing that comes in front of me, I screw it up. And if I mess up this kid's life, it’s... (Groans) I don't know. (Slams object down on table) I mean, Cane--he's a jerk. We all know he's a jerk, right? And he'll probably teach this kid to hate my guts as she's growing up. Better he do it than me, right? I mean, is that what love is? You just let someone go if it's better for them? I don't know. I don't know. (Taps object on table) I really don't know.

Lily: (Sighs)

Cane: Are you okay?

Lily: Yeah. It's just, um, it's been so long since I felt this way.

Cane: I know.

Lily: (Sighs) Don't stop.

Cane: Mm.

(Water pouring into glass)

Amber: So how'd the truth come out?

Chloe: Uh, well, Billy ratted me out.

Amber: Guilty conscience?

Chloe: (Laughs sarcastically) Who knows how that mind works?

Amber: Well, maybe he was jealous.

Chloe: (Clicks tongue) Yeah, um, I definitely don't think that's the case.

(Laughs)

Amber: He's the one you want, isn't he? Not Cane.

Chloe: I'm sorry. Am I wearing a sign?

Amber: Does he know?

Chloe: Yeah. Oh, he knows. (Puts down glass) It didn't go over too well, as you can see. (Sniffles)

Amber: I'm sorry.

Chloe: You know, I just-- I don't get it because how do two people meet and it's just bam, perfect, but only one person seems to feel it?

(Scoffs)

Amber: Well, you know, maybe he does feel it, huh?

Chloe: (Sighs)

Amber: Maybe it's just too intense, and he's not ready.

Chloe: You think?

Cordelia: (Fusses)

Chloe: Oh, someone's not getting enough attention. (High-pitched voice) Hi. Hello. Come here. Look, we have a visitor. Oh, yes, we lost your hat. Hi. Ohh.

Cordelia: (Grunts)

Chloe: (Whispers) Guess what? We got presents. (Normal voice) Here, will you hold her for me?

Amber: Ohh.

Chloe: (Giggles)

Chloe: (High-pitched voice) Looky, looky here. Peek-a-boo. (Normal voice) You okay?

Amber: Yeah. Um...

Cordelia: (Grunting)

Amber: I was pregnant, but the baby died.

Chloe: I'm really sorry. I didn't know. Do you want me to take her?

Amber: Can I hold her?

Chloe: Yeah. Of course.

Amber: (Laughs)

Chloe: You guys look really good together.

Cordelia: (Grunting)

Amber: Yeah?

Chloe: Have you ever thought about trying again?

Amber: Well, um, I've never really been in the position to.

Chloe: Well, you and Daniel seem serious. Maybe sometime?

Amber: Yeah. Maybe.

Chloe: (High-pitched voice) Say hi.

(Laughs)

Jack: You let me worry about Victor.

Colleen: And I have to deal with him in all the board meetings. Victor totally knows you're behind it.

Jack: We've already mucked up his plans to divide and conquer. He's gonna try again, though. Keep your eyes open.

Colleen: (Laughs) Oh, I just see someone from school. Do you mind if I...

Jack: No. Go ahead. Sure.

Colleen: All right.

Jack: Jill.

Jill: Ahh.

Jack: Well, congratulations.

Jill: On what, Jack?

Jack: The new Abbott in your family tree.

Jill: Ahh.

Jack: Don't think of it as losing a Chancellor.

Jill: Well, I don't, because if Cane has his way, she will be raised as a Chancellor.

Jack: But he won't, not once Billy and Chloe are married.

Jill: Oh, you haven't heard. Chloe turned him down.

Esther: Hurry. Roger won't be gone long.

Kay: (Mumbles indistinctly)

Annie: It's amazing he didn't catch on with you wiggling around like a worm on a hook.

Esther: Well, she wouldn't be on that hook if it wasn't for you.

Kay: Esther, Annie is on our side, for heaven sakes.

Esther: Well, I don't trust her, Mrs. C. I don't trust anyone anymore.

Roger: Me, neither.

Kay: Roger. Uh, Roger? Honestly, these--these ropes are just killing my wrists. They're so tight. Please?

Roger: Thought you had me fooled, huh? Huh?

(Laughs)

Daniel: Yeah, they might want to.

Jana: Billy is the father of Chloe's baby?

Kevin: That poor kid. Billy and Chloe as parents? Ugh!

Daniel: Yeah, they might want to start saving up for therapy now.

Amber: I got to hold Delia. You know, um, Chloe said we looked really good together.

Daniel: Oh. Well, uh... (Laughs) I think maybe you should rack up a few more hours babysitting, because right now, I think we are nowhere near ready for being parents.

Jill: What is this? You're selling t-shirts of my mother?

Jana: Oh, there's no disrespect intended.

Jill: (Sighs) Oh, my God.

Amber: No, we're trying to save her life.

Jill: Amber, you have got to stop this insanity, or I will get an injunction and shut you down.

Kevin: Oh. Well, I have a pretty decent lawyer.

Jill: Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you do. Here, I want every single one of them.

Amber: No!

Kevin: One, two, three, four. Would you like a bag for them?

Jill: No, no need. They will be going straight into the dumpster.

(Sighs)

Kevin: $200, $300, $400. Do you know how many t-shirts we can make with $400?

Jana: (Sighs)

Jack: Billy said she was beautiful, but...

Cordelia: (Coos)

Jack: That's my dad's chin.

Chloe: Yeah? Really?

Jack: I'll show you a picture of him as a baby sometime. Oh, my dad would have fussed all over you. Family meant everything to him. You're part of that now, Chloe, the Abbott family.

Chloe: Wow, even though you know what I've done?

Jack: Oh, I knew all along.

Chloe: Really? And you didn't say anything?

Jack: And break a confidence? Besides, I knew Billy would do the right thing in the end.

Chloe: We're still waiting.

Jack: He's a little overwhelmed right now-- his feelings for Delia, his feelings for you.

Chloe: No. He doesn't have any feelings for me.

Jack: I wouldn't be so sure. Look, I told you, I can't break a confidence, but I wouldn't give up so easily. It may be a good idea to give it another chance, and not here, not in his mother's house, the surest way to bring out the teenager in him. Move in with me, the three of you. You can stay out at the pool house, have all the privacy in the world, come and go as you please.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Jack: And I can help you keep Billy in line.

Chloe: (Laughs sarcastically) I don't know. I-- I, uh, I think Billy's just gonna do what he wants to do. There's no convincing him.

Jack: I can be very persuasive. Billy trusts me. You can trust me, too. If there's a chance in the world that this little girl can live with her mother and father as a family, don't you think you owe it to her to at least try?

Chloe: (Sighs) Yeah.

Billy: Abby turned out great.

Victor: She's resilient. She's a survivor like all my children. That doesn't mean that it's been easy for her. She was caught between two fathers.

Billy: Who hate each other's guts.

Victor: Yeah, but you know, I must say, we never argued in front of her.

Ashley: Billy, I think the bottom line is you're single. You have a very demanding career. You love to travel, and I know you love to party. Do you really think that's gonna end any time soon?

(Cell phone rings)

Ashley: Oh, excuse me. Ahh. It's Abby.

Victor: Hmm.

Ashley: Excuse me.

Victor: Okay, Sweetheart.

Ashley: Hello.

Billy: (Sighs) (Puts down glass) She thinks it's a horrible idea, me having a child.

Victor: But you have one, so the question is, what are you gonna do about it?

Billy: I want to fight for her.

Victor: You're John's son, all right.

Billy: Yeah, well, he's flipping in his grave now, isn't he?

Victor: He would like what's happening to you right now. You made a mistake, and you owned it. That's a measure of a man.

Billy: I wish he were here.

Victor: Yeah. He was a good man, your dad. You know, Billy... (Sighs) I have a son. You probably don't know him. It was Adam. When he was born, his mother asked me to step aside, let another man raise him. And I did. I stepped aside. Now he's in prison. (Sighs) What I mean to tell you is that nothing is more important than children. I've lived long enough to know. So don't make a rash decision, that's what I'm telling you. Anyway... I have an appointment. If you'll excuse me?

Amber: Try counting the letters in each word to make an address.

Kevin: I already tried that. It's gibberish.

Murphy: (Sighs)

Amber: What about every other word, hmm?

Kevin: "Take, lied, you, I, not, now."

Murphy: (Sighs)

Amber: (Groans)

Kevin: Hmm. Well, if I take the first letter of every word-- "C," "T"--no. Well, the first letter of every sentence spells "C-L-I-N-T."

Amber: Clint.

Murphy: Clint.

Kevin: Someone you know?

Amber: No.

Kevin: Mm.

Murphy: No. But it still could mean something.

Kevin: Nah, it's probably just a coincidence. (Sighs) Um...

Amber: Clint, Clint, Clint... who's Clint?

Murphy: Clint, Clint...

Roger: You know, you're lucky it's me here. Clint would have tied you so tight, you would have got gangrene.

Kay: Well, you're just all heart, Roger.

Annie: Oh!

Roger: (Moans)

Esther: (Whispers) Hurry. Hurry up. (Winces) Uhh. There you go. Come on. Come on.

Roger: Annie.

Esther: Mnh-mnh.

Roger: Annie, give me the knife.

Esther: (Normal voice) Don't do it.

Kay: Annie, no. No!

Esther: Mnh-mnh.

Annie: Mm...

Kay: No!

Esther: (Whimpers)

Kay: (Whispers) Come on.

Roger: Hold it! You're not going anywhere. Why do you always do this? You know I'm a bleeder!

Annie: I should have aimed for the heart. Oh, wait. You don't have one.

Roger: Damn it! It's a new shirt.

Lily: Like a wrinkle in time.

Cane: What?

Lily: Well, the last time we were here together, we were happy and engaged, and now we are again.

Cane: I want you to know, Chloe was never in this bed.

Lily: (Clicks tongue) (Touches Cane's chest) And she was never in here.

Cane: (Sighs)

Lily: You know, we do have to talk about her at some point and the baby.

Cane: Shh. I-I don’t. Chloe's already taken enough from us, and she's not gonna get one second of tonight.

Cane: (Sighs)

Jack: Billy, good. I met your daughter tonight.

Billy: You did? Huh.

Jack: Pretty amazing.

Billy: Yeah, she's something, isn't she? So what you were doing there?

Jack: Convincing Chloe to reconsider your proposal.

Billy: (Laughing)

Jack: Don't look at me like that.

Billy: Fat chance.

Jack: I can be very persuasive.

Billy: Jack, you'd have to be a miracle worker.

(Cell phone rings)

Billy: Sorry. (Clears throat) Hello?

Chloe: Hi. Um, so, uh, you think we could hit the "Restart" button on that conversation? And see if you can get through it without making such an ass out of yourself.

Billy: Okay, uh--

Chloe: Okay, I'll call you tomorrow.

Jack: Chloe?

Billy: Uh-huh.

Jack: I told you I was good.

Victor: You know there's no reason to worry.

Victor: My goodness. The bandages will come off soon, and then you'll be ready. I'll take care of everything.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Clint: Are you the girl who wants to know about Katherine Chancellor?

Amber: Where'd you see her?

Chloe: I think that Cane is gonna try and get aggressive to get custody.

Billy: Our getting married should stop that.

Esther: I have an idea that should make all of us happy.

Roger: Buy her half of the house.

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