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Nikki: Apparently, my timing is less than perfect. I was told I could find Nicholas here.

Victor: Nicholas went home. He's spending the holiday with Summer and Phyllis.

Nikki: The holiday?

Victor: Yes.

Nikki: Oh, Valentine’s Day! Of course. I should have realized.

Ashley: We didn't know you were back. How's your sister doing?

Nikki: She's responding much better to the treatment than we expected, so, um, she said I might as well go home and be with somebody who really needs me.

Victor: Well, that sounds like Casey.

Ashley: That's wonderful news. You must be so relieved.

Nikki: Yes, I am. Thank you for asking. Well, I will check in with Nicholas in the morning and get an update on Noah. Sorry for disturbing you.

Ashley: No problem.

Victor: Um, don't leave.

Clint: So... it looks like you've been found out, Margie.

Kay: No.

Clint: What do you have to say for yourself now?

Kay: No, that's impossible-- isn't possible. I mean, I-I--do--something is wrong, or--or somebody's lying.

Clint: Yeah, you... although, I got to admit... (Laughs) You've gotten a lot better at imitating that broad.

Kay: I am Katherine Chancellor, you idiot!

Annie: Now, now, you two, play nice.

Kay: Oh, shut up.

Clint: Playtime is officially over, and all the practice and posturing in the world can't fool a D.N.A. test. For you not to realize that makes me wonder if you're going a little soft in the head.

Kay: I am not crazy! Now stop it! Whoever did the lab tests made a mistake or--or--or--or maybe they sabotaged it. Maybe--just maybe-- someone doesn't want m-- maybe someone doesn't want me to be Katherine Chancellor.

Jill: She fought and fought for that damn test, and now she's caught in her own trap. It serves her right.

Paul: Well, Nikki didn't believe she was Katherine, either.

Jill: Well, don't tell me you did.

Paul: Jill, I got to be honest with you, there were times with my conversation with her that I could have sworn I was seeing your mother.

Jill: (Sighs) Yeah, well, you were just seeing what you wanted to see. I wanted to see it, too, believe me. I would give anything to have Katherine back.

Paul: Are you going to ask the D.A. to prosecute that woman for fraud?

Jill: The police are already investigating her for grand theft.

Paul: In what, for the emerald ring, right?

Jill: Yeah, so to add fraud to that-- I just don't know. I mean, part of me wants to nail her to the wall for what she's putting me through, just throw her behind bars where she belongs. But oh, Lord, the prospect of getting all tangled up in a huge court case, having to face her again, having to testify...

Paul: Yeah, I know. It keeps the wound open, doesn't it?

Jill: It does. How am I supposed to grieve? How am I supposed to begin to heal when I have to keep confronting that woman? I just don't know if it's worth it, you know? I just have to hope and pray, that whatever happens, that Marge creature will get hers.

(Sighs)

Cane: Oh, yes, I am. I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy. Have you had a chance to say "Hello" to your mommy yet? Here's your mommy. Chloe, are you awake? Hey, Chloe. Hey. Hey.

Chloe: Hi, Cane.

Cane: Hey.

Chloe: Cane.

Cane: I made it up here in time to see our daughter. Look. Look. Look here. Look.

Chloe: (Sobs)

Cane: Oh, look at her-- that's our little girl, our precious beautiful little girl. Oh, look.

Chloe: (Sobs) Hi, Boog.

Cane: (Laughs) I think you have to find a different nickname for her, though. Look.

Chloe: Is she okay? Please tell me she's okay.

Cane: Oh, she's fine. Oh, no, she's fine. Look, she's just beautiful. Look, she's incredible.

Chloe: Oh, she's perfect.

Billy: She's fine. Ten fingers, ten toes-- I counted.

Chloe: (Sobs)

Cane: (Laughs) Thank God. I, uh... (Sighs) I--what are you doing up here, huh? What were you doing up here?

Chloe: Cane, I'm cold.

Cane: All right.

Chloe: I'm so cold.

Lily: Uh, the-- the--the generator's out, the--so there's no heat. We need more firewood.

Cane: Okay.

Billy: I'll get it.

(Clears throat)

Cane: All right. Shh. You stay warm.

Chloe: (Sniffles)

Cane: Billy, I'm coming out there with you. Lily, here. Here, hold the baby.

Baby: (Grunts)

Cane: Have her?

(Door closes)

Lily: Yeah.

Cane: You got her?

(Sniffles)

Cane: I'll be right back.

Lily: Hey, Chloe, you just hang in there, okay?

Chloe: Oh.

Baby: (Cries)

Lily: Chloe? Chloe?

Baby: (Coos)

Cane: I want you to answer me. I want to know why Chloe's here. I want to know why a pregnant woman is driving up on icy roads in the middle of the night.

Billy: She's your wife. Well, if you didn't know that Chloe was coming up here, why were you on your way up to the cabin?

Cane: Don't you answer my question with a question.

Billy: It was Lily. You knew she'd be up here, and you just couldn't take it, so you came up for yourself. You're in love with her, aren't you?

Cane: You know I still love her. I haven't stopped loving her. And you, you're not good enough for her.

Billy: You don't have a clue, brother.

Cane: (Sniffles)

Billy: So back up.

Cane: Why don't you go to hell?

Lily: You guys! It's Chloe! Come quick!

(Wood clatters to the ground)

Cane: What? What's happening? What's wrong?

Lily: I-I-I don't-- I don't know. She's--she's bleeding, and it won't stop.

Chloe: Oh. Oh.

Nikki: Well, thanks for filling me in on Noah. I did speak to Phyllis before my plane took off, but it's nice to know the update.

Victor: Fortunately, his accident didn't leave any permanent damage.

Nikki: (Sighs) Poor Colleen and Abby. They must be devastated.

Ashley: Yeah, Brad's passing has been rough on both of them, very rough.

Nikki: Well, I can't believe he's even gone, but I will be grateful to him always for saving Noah. Okay, I've taken up enough of your time. I see you're celebrating.

Victor: We are, indeed.

Nikki: Oh, a business chair. That's, uh, a romantic valentine's gift.

Ashley: (Laughs) It's kind of sweet.

Victor: Brad Carlton’s death left a vacant seat on the Newman board of directors. I offered it to Ashley.

Esther: Hey.

Roger: Hello, gorgeous.

Esther: Hi.

(Laughs)

Roger: I got us booked on the last plane to Vegas. We can say our vows by midnight-- squeak it in just under the deadline.

Esther: Oh. I have always wanted to get married on Valentine’s Day.

Roger: Well, then what are we waiting for? Let's grab our bags and get to the airport.

Esther: Okay, but we have to stop at the office first so that I can tell Jill that we're going.

Roger: What, are you-- are you crazy?

Esther: Roger, I live with the woman. I can't just disappear without saying anything. Besides, after the way that she used that D.N.A. test to try to stop us from getting married, I kind of want to rub her nose in it.

Roger: (Laughs)

Esther: Jill's all alone with no date, and I'm about to become a Valentine’s Day bride.

Roger: (Sighs) Now, Sweetheart, listen to me. This is a bad idea.

Esther: Why?

Roger: Uh, look, it's obvious. Jill doesn't want this for you. The--the two of you, you'll argue. You'll--you'll get all upset, and I don't want her spoiling our night.

Esther: But I-- I really think that--

Roger: No, but look, here's what we do. You call her up the next morning, tell her you're Mrs. Roger Wilkes, and there's not a darned thing she can do about that.

Esther: It's--it's tempting.

Roger: Tempting enough to get you to change your mind?

Esther: (Sighs)

Jill: You haven't found anything to prove he's a crook?

Paul: Well, as you know, I've only done the preliminary background check, and so far, nothing has jumped out at me.

Jill: Well, keep digging. (Sighs) I knew from the moment I laid eyes on Roger Wilkes that he was hiding something.

Paul: Well, that may be. I'll keep you posted what I come up with.

Jill: Thank you, Paul. The last thing in the world I want to do is share my estate with a man I don't trust. (Scoffs) And when it comes to Esther and how dopey she is with men...

Paul: Well, and I know you feel you want to keep an eye out on her, and you--you certainly don't want her taken advantage of.

Jill: Well, I was just hoping that the D.N.A. results would take a couple more days-- anything to keep them from eloping until you get the goods on him. (Groans) I'll talk to Cane and Chloe. I'm sure they'll be able to find some way to talk Esther into backing off. (Sighs) Oh, voice mail. Chloe, this is Jill. I need to see you right away. It's important. It's about your mother. Damn. Um...

(Telephone buttons clicking)

Jill: Damn it. All circuits are busy.

Paul: It's got to be the storm, don't you think?

Jill: It is so frustrating not to be able to get a hold of anybody. Where are they?

(Sighs)

Chloe: Wait, what's going-- what's going on? What's going on?

Cane: Shh.

Chloe: Where's the baby?

Lily: She's okay. She's fine.

Cane: She's safe.

Lily: I got some towels and made a little nest for her.

Cane: She's safe and she's warm. Don't worry about her, okay? Shh.

Chloe: (Sighs) Why do I feel like this? I'm just--I'm really weak.

Lily: Um, you're just bleeding a little bit, and I-I'm sure that's normal, given everything that you just went through.

Cane: That's right. Just relax, okay? Everything's gonna be okay. We're gonna look after you, all right?

Chloe: Okay. Okay.

Cane: We'll take care of you.

Chloe: Okay.

Lily: So when I was on the phone with my Aunt Liv before the baby came, she warned me that Chloe could start hemorrhaging.

Cane: We have to stop the bleeding then.

Lily: No, no, no. It's coming from inside. It's not because of a tear or anything.

Billy: Aren't you supposed to elevate someone's feet or something so they don't go into shock?

Cane: She's already in shock, Billy.

Lily: Well, let's just put a pillow underneath her feet, and maybe that'll help until someone gets here.

Billy: If somebody can get here. I don't think the weather has let up any since the ranger told us that we're on our own.

Cane: (Sighs) Okay.

Cane: Hey.

Chloe: Oh, guys, guys, I don't feel okay.

Cane: Hey, hey, hey.

Chloe: Am I gonna be okay?

Cane: Shh. You're gonna be okay.

Lily: Yeah, it's fine. Shh.

Cane: You're gonna be okay. All right, listen, we're gonna prop your legs up, okay?

Chloe: Okay.

Cane: It's gonna make you feel more comfortable, all right?

Chloe: (Moans)

Cane: You just-- you're all right, Sweetheart. You just relax, okay? All right. Okay.

Chloe: (Sobs)

Billy: Everything's gonna be okay.

Chloe: (Sobs) Promise me.

Cane: Billy, do you want to, uh, try and call the ranger station again, see if we can get that doctor to come up here after all?

Billy: Yeah.

Cane: Yeah? Okay. All right.

Chloe: (Sobs) (Sighs) (Whimpers)

Lily: And if there is, tell them to hurry. (Whispers) You okay?

Cane: (Whispering) Yeah. We gotta her out of here.

Lily: Oh, God.

Chloe: (Sighs) (Shivers)

Nikki: Give candy or flowers for Valentine’s Day, but you've never been most men.

Victor: Right.

Nikki: Congratulations.

Ashley: Thank you, Nikki.

Nikki: Well, enjoy your evening.

(Door closes)

Ashley: Awkward. So she handled that better than I was expecting, considering--

Victor: Her reaction does not interest me in the least, Dear.

Ashley: Well, then why did you mention the board seat?

Victor: Why shouldn't I?

Ashley: I wish you hadn’t.

Victor: Why not?

Ashley: Because it's premature.

Victor: No, it's not.

Ashley: Yes, it is.

Victor: Unh-unh.

Ashley: I haven't said "Yes."

Victor: You will.

Esther: Uh, we're off to Sin City. Wish us luck.

Jill: Oh, Esther, please tell me that you're not planning on going ahead with that.

Esther: I'm not asking for your permission, Jill. I'm just letting you know that I'm leaving town, so don't wait up.

Jill: Uh, Roger, would you wait outside, please? I need to speak to Esther.

Esther: Anything that you want to say to me, you can say in front of Roger.

Roger: Could we have this party a little later? My bride and I have a plane to catch.

Jill: Esther, listen to me. I know that you're hurting over Katherine. I know you're trying to fill that void. But trust me, this is not the way. The two of you have known each other for what, a couple of weeks? Why don't you wait? Get to know each other a little better. I mean, if you're so in love, what difference could that make?

Annie: Got so worked up, she conked right out.

Clint: Good. I like her a lot better with her mouth closed.

Annie: Okay, she's nobody. So now what?

Clint: You sit on her, just like we talked about.

Annie: She's a waitress, Clint! What are we gonna get for her, a stack of pancakes?

Clint: Annie!

Annie: I say get rid of her now. She's not rich. Why pussyfoot around?

Chloe: How's the bleeding? How is it? Is it any better?

Cane: Shh.

Chloe: How's the bleeding?

Cane: You're okay. The bleeding is under control, okay?

Chloe: (Shivers)

Cane: You're okay.

Chloe: Oh, God. It's freezing. I'm freezing.

Lily: Want me to get some more blankets?

Cane: Get some more blankets.

Lily: Okay.

Chloe: Oh, God.

(Shivers)

Billy: Wind's too gusty to get a MedEvac chopper in here. They said they'll have an ambulance waiting at the main road. That's still open.

Lily: Well, how do we get Chloe and the baby down there?

Billy: They said they'd call for a snowmobile, but they said it would take a while.

Lily: She doesn't have a while--not at the rate that she's losing blood.

Billy: Uh...

Chloe: Cane?

Cane: Yeah?

Chloe: Cane, I'm scared. Cane, I'm scared. You have to--

Cane: Shh. Don't be scared.

Chloe: And so you have to promise me that you're gonna take care of the baby, okay?

Cane: Hey, you don't talk like that.

Chloe: Just take care of the baby.

Cane: We are both gonna take care of that baby because you are its mommy, and I am its daddy, okay?

Chloe: (Sighs) Yeah.

Cane: You understand?

Chloe: Oh. Oh.

Cane: Chloe? Chloe? Chloe. Chloe. Chloe. Chloe. Chloe. Chloe.

Annie: You promised me big money, Clint. If there's not gonna be any, I'm out of here.

Clint: Sweetheart, this isn't a ransom-type scenario.

Annie: (Sighs)

Clint: Nobody's gonna pay money for a dead woman, and Katherine Chancellor is dead, got it? Now Roger is gonna marry Esther tonight, which is gonna put us into the mansion and land us in the money, huh? Huh? But until the ink is dry on that marriage license, we're gonna keep our look-alike here on ice in case we've got to come up with a plan "B."

Annie: When in the hell did this get so complicated?

Clint: (Sighs) If Roger--if Roger had closed the deal on time, we wouldn't have been forced to get so creative.

Annie: Mm.

Clint: But, hey, if that's what it takes, so be it. I got screwed out of that fortune once. It's not gonna happen to me again.

Roger: (Sighs) Ladies, ladies, look, uh, it's true. I-I-I can't wait to marry Esther. I never met a woman who even came close, but maybe I am being selfish, trying to rush her into this. I don't know. Maybe deep down, I'm a little worried she might change her mind.

Esther: Oh. Not in a million years.

Jill: (Sighs)

Esther: I love you with all of my heart, and I can't wait to be your wife. Oh. Jill, you are so wrong about this. This is right. When it's right, it's right. Now we have to go. We have to go to the airport.

Jill: Good--good--good-- good--good--stop! Stop! Okay. I give. It's obvious to me that you two are perfect for each other.

Esther: Mm.

Jill: So have the wedding here. Have it surrounded by your family and friends. Esther, I know that you've always dreamed about a beautiful wedding with a gorgeous white dress and walking down the aisle with all the people you love smiling up at you, seeing your joy. (Gasps) I'll spring for it! We'll have it at the mansion. We'll cover everything with flowers and candles. (Gasps) And Chloe could be your maid of honor. And maybe she'll have had the baby by then, so you'll have your little granddaughter there at your wedding.

Esther: Oh. Roger, what do you think, huh?

Jill: (Sighs)

Roger: Um... it, um, sounds nice, but it could take a-a while to plan.

Esther: Oh, true.

Jill: No. No, no, no. Not necessarily.

Roger: Uh, well, here's an idea. Why don't we get married tonight like we wanted, and then Jill could throw us a big party later.

Jill: N-no.

Esther: Oh. That is a great idea. And we'll have the reception when we get back.

Roger: Oh, perfect. If we're gonna catch that last plane...

Esther: Yeah.

Jill: No, no, no!

Esther: Yeah, okay. Got to go, Jill. The next time you see me, I'll be Mrs. Roger Wilkes.

Jill: Yeah, but the reception is not the same as the wedding, Esther.

Esther: Okay, bye. Bye.

Jill: It won't take that long! God!

(Cell phone rings)

Jill: Yeah?

Cane: All right, now listen, she's unconscious, and she's not gonna make it if we don't get her to a hospital.

Billy: We'll just have to find a way to transport her to the ambulance ourselves.

Cane: All right, now I walked up here from the main road. It's not gonna be easy, but this is doable.

Lily: Cane, how? You can't carry her, not how she's bleeding.

Billy: There's a toboggan by the--by the generator.

Cane: Yeah, that'll work. Get that. Get the toboggan.

Billy: Yeah. All right. I-I-I'll go get it.

Lily: Okay, I'm gonna take comforters off the beds.

Cane: All right. Okay.

(Door closes)

Cane: Hey. Hey. Hey, you hang in there, okay? Do you hear what I'm saying to you? We are not gonna lose our little girl's mommy, all right? You are a mommy. You are a mommy, and you're gonna make it, all right? Okay. All right, Billy, that should be good.

Billy: It's gonna have to be. We used every blanket and quilt we've got.

Cane: Okay.

Lily: Okay, the baby should be warm enough under here once we start moving.

Cane: All right. Now this is gonna be dangerous taking her out in the cold when she's in shock, all right?

Billy: What alternative do we have, man?

Cane: All right.

Lily: (Sighs) All right. You guys ready?

Cane: Okay. Yeah. All right.

Billy: On three.

Cane: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, one, two, three.

Billy: One, two, three.

Cane: (Grunts) Okay. Okay.

Lily: Okay, here we go.

(Sighs)

Lily: (Sighs)

Billy: Come on.

Cane: This way.

Chloe: (Moans)

Paul: Oh, thanks, but I didn't order that.

Woman: Its compliments of a lady who'd like to join you.

Paul: Oh, really? Well, um, hmm. Tell her I'm flattered, but, um, I'm already spoken for.

Nikki: Now that was a right answer.

Paul: (Laughs)

Nikki: (Laughs)

Paul: Nikki. Oh, wow.

Nikki: Ohh!

Paul: What are you doing here?

Nikki: Well, you told me on the phone that you were coming here to watch the game, so I wanted to surprise you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Paul: Damn, I missed you.

Nikki: Oh, I missed you.

Paul: (Laughs)

Nikki: (Laughs)

Victor: Darling, why would you not want to be part of my company?

Ashley: Well, it's not that I don't want to be a part of your company, Victor. I just feel that maybe you have an ulterior motive.

Victor: Well, Sweetheart, you are eminently capable, and I want you near me-- two very good reasons.

Ashley: And you can also stick it to Jack.

Victor: Wait a minute. Bringing your brother into this is doing yourself a disservice. Your business acumen--

Ashley: Is needed at Jabot, and you have to realize it has to be my top priority.

Victor: You can handle both.

Ashley: I'm aware of that. That's not the issue. The issue is whether or not it's right.

Victor: Oh, come on now. You're the last person who should ask that question.

Jill: Oh, Esther. Esther, thank God. Thank God you haven't left.

Esther: (Sighs)

Roger: Honestly, Jill, with all due respect...

Esther: Jill, come on. There's nothing you can say that will make us change our minds.

Jill: How about, "Chloe's had the baby"?

Esther: What?

Jill: I just talked to Olivia. I don't have any details yet. Chloe went into labor in a cabin in the woods. They're bringing her in by ambulance to Memorial right now.

Esther: Oh, my God. Are--are they all right?

Jill: Oh, shush, Esther. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Esther: Oh, Jill, we have to go to the hospital!

Jill: Let's go. Let's go.

Roger: (Sighs)

Esther: Open.

Nikki: Heaven is a man who thinks it's cute when I steal his French fries.

Paul: Babe, help yourself. I really do owe you a, uh, a-a nice dinner somewhere out, you know? Someplace nicer than this, anyway.

Nikki: (Laughs) Oh, don't worry about it.

Paul: (Sighs)

Nikki: I am quite happy where I am right now. I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted.

Paul: I can imagine. I'm really glad to hear that Casey’s doing so well.

Nikki: She's responding to the chemo so much better than we thought she would. Now we just have to hope and pray that it does the job.

(Sighs)

Paul: I, um... I assume that you've heard about Brad?

Nikki: (Sighs) I'm still in denial, I guess.

Paul: Yeah, well, can you handle some more bad news, or disappointing anyway?

Nikki: Is it about the woman who's pretending to be Katherine?

Paul: Yeah. The D.N.A. test didn't pan out. She and Jill weren't a match.

Nikki: No kidding. Well, I can't say I'm surprised. I've known all along that woman was a fake. (Sighs) But wouldn't it be something if Katherine were still alive?

Kay: (Sighs) What time is it?

Annie: Hello, Sunshine. Have a nice nappie-poo?

Kay: Where's, uh, Clint?

Annie: In the can. What's it to you?

Kay: All right, Annie, I want you to listen to me.

Annie: Ugh.

Kay: Well...

Annie: (Sighs)

Kay: I don't care what Clint has been telling you. I am Katherine Chancellor.

Kay: Now if you help me get out of here, I will make sure that you will have more money than you know what to do with. And I will not bilk you out of your share, which I'm sure that he will do once...

Clint: I thought I heard talking out here. If she keeps running off the mouth, stick a sock in it.

(Cell phone rings)

Clint: Are you married yet?

Roger: Vegas is off again. Esther's kid had a baby.

Clint: What?

Roger: I'm supposed to meet her at the hospital.

Clint: No, you were supposed to get on a damn plane and marry her. How hard can this be, Roger? The woman hasn't had a date in 15 years.

Roger: I--look, I-I know.

Clint: But nothing. Look, we're stuck in a holding pattern until you get this thing done. Now find a way to make it happen... and soon! Moron.

Cane: I can't stand all this waiting. I want to do something.

Olivia: Look, you've done plenty. You all have. I mean, I-I can't believe you got Chloe and the baby through that snowstorm to the ambulance.

Lily: We had no choice.

Cane: Why don't they tell us anything? Can't you go and see where they're working on Chloe, find out what's going on?

Olivia: I just happened to be at the hospital visiting someone when Lily called. I don't have any privileges here. But I can tell you this-- the staff is first-rate, and Chloe and the baby are in excellent hands.

Cane: Hey, Doc, how they doing?

Dr. Okamura: (Sighs) One of our staff pediatricians is examining the baby, who appears to be fine.

Cane: (Sighs) Oh, thank God.

Olivia: What about Chloe?

Dr. Okamura: She'll need to have surgery to stop the bleeding.

Cane: What surgery?

Lily: Wait, it's that serious?

Dr. Okamura: Fragments of the placenta were retained in Chloe's uterus after the delivery, and the blood vessels connecting them-- they're still active.

Billy: So that's where all the blood's coming from?

Dr. Okamura: Yes. We're gonna have to do a procedure to clear them out, get those vessels to close up.

Olivia: Are you transfusing her?

Dr. Okamura: Oh, yes. Uh, she'll need at least 3 units, and we'll also have to be aware of the infection because of the delivery in a non-sterile condition. Nurse... (Clears throat) Mr. Ashby has his wife's medical power of attorney. Uh, since she's unconscious, we need your consent in order to do the surgery.

Cane: Yeah, of course. Of course.

Woman: Okay, sign here, and I'll give you this bracelet. It'll identify you as the baby's father.

Cane: Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Dr. Okamura: Paperwork's signed. Tell them to prep her stat. I'll be right in.

Cane: Hey, you hang in there, okay? I'll be waiting here for you when you wake up. (Sighs)

Cane: (Sighs) (Sighs) I cannot believe this is happening.

Billy: It wasn't the Valentine’s Day we were expecting, either.

Esther: Oh, there they are.

Jill: Oh.

Esther: Cane.

Cane: Hey. Hey.

Jill: What's happening? Where's the baby?

Cane: The baby's being examined.

Jill: Is she all right?

Cane: Fine. She--she's--she'll be okay.

Jill: (Sighs)

Esther: Oh, thank God. We were so worried.

Jill: Oh, Darling, congratulations.

Cane: Thanks, Mom.

Jill: Oh. Oh, Sweetie.

Esther: Uh, where's Chloe? Can I see her? I-I can't believe that my baby had a baby.

Cane: Esther, um... there's been some complications, and Chloe's in surgery.

(Sighs)

[Chloe dreaming]

Chloe: Billy. Billy. No, I am just very impressed that you know not to wear white after Labor Day.

Billy: (Laughs) Well, you're not the only fashionista in town.

(Laughs)

Chloe: (Laughs) Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Billy: What?

Chloe: It's where we first met.

Billy: Ahh, yes, it is, complete with the fresh scent of sidewalk dog pee.

Chloe: (Giggles)

Billy: You're kind of a nut, but I like it. Come here.

(Clears throat)

Chloe: She's not really good on command performances.

Billy: The little booger has attitude. I'm shocked.

Chloe: (Laughs) You know, that's what I used to call her.

Billy: Oh, yeah, really?

Chloe: Yeah. Cane hated it.

Billy: Oh, I'm shocked again.

Chloe: (Laughs) Ooh.

Billy: Oh, wow. I felt that. Um...

Chloe: (Laughs) She likes you.

Billy: I mean, did-- does that hurt? Are--are you okay?

Chloe: Oh, I'm-- I'm just a little sore. I'm fine. She's fine.

Billy: Yeah, she's amazing.

Dr. Okamura: I can't seem to stop the bleeding. We're losing her fast.

Woman: She's crashing.

Paul: Mm.

Nikki: (Sighs) There's no place like home.

Paul: (Laughs)

Nikki: There's no place like home.

Paul: No. It's great to have you back. Maybe you should click your heels together, like, three times.

Nikki: Oh? What will happen if I do?

Paul: (Laughs) Oh, probably nothing.

Nikki: (Laughs)

Paul: You don't have the ruby slippers on, you know?

Nikki: (Laughs) Lucky for you.

Paul: Yes, maybe--maybe.

(Laughs)

Nikki: Oh. Have I told you lately...

Paul: Mm.

Nikki: How much I love being in your arms?

Paul: Mm. Not in the last five minutes.

Nikki: Oh, my God. Well, I am remiss, because I love it. I love you. Well, there, I said it.

Paul: Yes, you did.

Nikki: Mm-hmm.

Paul: In case you haven't noticed, the feeling is mutual.

Nikki: You're pretty easy to be around, do you know that? Mm.

Paul: Ahh.

Nikki: (Sniffles)

Paul: As opposed to certain ex-husbands?

Nikki: Now what would possess you to bring up Victor?

Paul: Well, if I don't, who will? Actually, you did.

Nikki: (Laughs)

Paul: You mentioned you were going over to Newman Enterprises, and I just wanted to know what happened.

Nikki: Oh.

Paul: And you said he was with Ashley.

Nikki: Yes, yes, yes. Having an intimate dinner in his office, so he could present his magnificent Valentine’s Day gift to her-- a seat on the Newman board of directors.

Paul: Wow. That's better than sharing French fries.

Nikki: Hmm.

Paul: That's romantic, isn't it?

Nikki: Oh, yeah. Isn't it? He never offered that to me after all the years we were together, even after I had proven myself as a businesswoman. (Sighs) I have to admit, I do resent it a little bit, but c'est la vie.

Paul: You okay? Is it bothering you?

Nikki: Ah, it's a little more annoying than anything else, I guess. I'm very happy right where I am with you. As far as I'm concerned, Victor is Ashley's problem now.

Paul: (Laughs)

Nikki: He can spend all of his energies controlling her and leave me alone.

Nikki: Mm.

Ashley: Yes, I know. Brad was involved in both Newman and Jabot, and he found it impossible to remain loyal to both.

Victor: Sweetheart, he committed a criminal act. That would not happen with you. Unlike you, that man had no scruples. I'd trust you with my life. So let's please get this business talk behind us, get back to what matters. We are celebrating our first Valentine's Day.

Ashley: I know. I know. Cheers.

(Glasses clink)

Ashley: Just one last thing-- I'm very flattered. I'm very, very flattered. I made a commitment to my family to help run Jabot, so I can't even think about accepting your offer until I discuss it with them, okay?

Victor: "With them," in other words, you mean your brother jack.

Ashley: Well... (Sighs)

Victor: So he's the roadblock again? (Sighs)

(Bottle cap clinks on stovetop)

Annie: Why don't I make you a sandwich?

Clint: Mnh-mnh. I don't want a sandwich. You can feed her if you want.

Annie: Oh, I don't think our chirpy little bird deserves any supper.

Clint: Why?

Annie: She tried to bribe me.

Clint: Bribe you? When?

Annie: While you were "Indisposed." She didn't waste any time trying to get on my good side. Said you were gonna welsh on our deal, and if I helped her escape, she'd make it worth my while. (Scoffs) Can't remember the last time I heard such a line of bull. (Bottle thuds on table)

Clint: Not too smart, are you? See, that's how I know you're Marge and not Katherine. And the second I don't need you anymore, you're gone. So if I were you, I'd start saying my prayers.

[Kay remembering]

Kay: Let me tell you something, Clint Radisson. For months, you have robbed me of a home, family, a husband, my entire life. There are no words to explain a human being like you.

Clint: (Groans) (Sighs)

Kay: Have you forgotten the last time we tangled? I kneed you in the groin before they carted you off to jail, and I imagine you sang soprano for quite some time after that, didn't you? So unless you want your family jewels pushed right back up into your throat--

Clint: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! How did you know that--?

Kay: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's right. Marge was long gone. Yeah, she couldn't have known about that. Only Katherine remembers that deeply... satisfying moment.

Esther: I just don't understand. How could any of this happen? What was Kate doing out in those woods?

Jill: Yeah. It was the three of you in the cabin when Chloe went into labor. Is that right?

Billy: Right. Yeah.

Lily: Yeah, we were just talking, and then her water broke.

Billy: Pretty much just reacted to the situation.

Cane: Which got worse and worse once the baby came.

Roger: Esther.

Esther: Oh, Roger.

Roger: I took care of cancelling our trip.

Esther: Roger, please, Kate’s in surgery, and I-I can't deal with anything else right now.

Roger: What happened?

Jill: (Gasps) Is that my granddaughter?

Esther: Oh, let me see her.

Baby: (Coos)

Jill: Oh.

Olivia: What did the pediatrician say?

Woman: 5 pounds, 7 ounces, but exceptionally robust for a preemie.

Billy: That's good, right?

Jill: (Sighs)

Olivia: That's very good. It means her lungs are developed enough that she shouldn't have any respiratory problems.

Lily: Oh, that's great news.

Jill: Oh, my.

Baby: (Coos)

Esther: Oh, she's so perfect.

Jill: Of course she's perfect. She's my granddaughter.

Woman: Would you like to hold your baby, Mr. Ashby?

Cane: Oh, I would love to.

Woman: Oh.

Baby: (Coos)

Cane: Oh, hello, Sweetheart.

Jill: Oh.

Cane: Oh.

Cane: Oh, hey. So how's Chloe? Is she out of surgery?

Dr. Okamura: We did the procedure. The bleeding stopped, and we've given your wife a transfusion. However, she's lost a lot of blood. The shock to her system has been very great, but I'll--

Baby: (Grunts)

Dr. Okamura: We've done everything we can, Mr. Ashby.

Cane: Shh.

Dr. Okamura: Unfortunately, it may not have been enough.

Jill: (Gasps) (Whispers) Oh, no.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Ashley: Victor was kind enough to offer me Brad's vacant seat on the Newman board.

Jack: I hope you told him what he could do with his offer.

Lily: You said that you wanted to be with me. Did you mean that?

Tyra: Well, I hoped that you would fall in love with me the way that I've fallen in love with you.

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