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Kevin: Oh, cool! Look, look, look, look. Jana put on little D.N.A. icing strands in honor of Mrs. C.'s D.N.A. test.

Amber: Oh, those are so cute!

Kevin: I know. As soon as those test results come in, Mrs. C.'s gonna have her life back.

Amber: So what did he say?

Kevin: Who?

Daniel: Kenneth Winston, the art guy in New York.

Amber: Is he gonna hang your show?

Daniel: Well, apparently, interests have waned.

Jana: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Daniel: No, no, you know, it's not your fault. I should've jumped on it while it was hot, right?

Amber: And we can't use the trust the Mrs. C. left me, because after today, it won't be ours. If--if I had the money--

Daniel: You would need it for the jacket that Lauren wants to put into production and sell.

Kevin: Uh, hello, listen to you two. No show? No jacket? Have you learned nothing from me? It takes money to make money. You have to make it happen.

Daniel: You know what? You're right.

Kevin: I am?

Daniel: Yeah, I'm just gonna take one of these for the road. I'll be right back.

Kay: And when finish your meeting at the Elks Club--

Murphy: Then I zip over to your fan club meeting to celebrate that you are you.

Kay: Hmm.

Murphy: Knock me one right there. Ah.

Kay: Ah, well.

Murphy: Oh, well, that was my last kiss from maybe Katherine.

Kay: And your next one will be from, uh, definitely Katherine.

Murphy: Mm. Boy, things are sure about to change.

Chloe: Where you going?

Cane: I have to meet Mum at Jabot for a little bit.

Chloe: Are you sure that's a good idea? Because Billy's gonna be there. So what if your fist accidentally runs into his face?

Cane: Well, that's not gonna happen, because he and Lily went away for the weekend to the Abbott cabin.

Chloe: Oh. Wow. Really? So, uh, huh, well, I guess that means that they're...

Cane: Yeah.

Chloe: Yeah.

Cane: Do you take out tonight?

Chloe: Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good. Some, uh, Valentine’s Day mu shu.

Cane: All right. Well, um...

Chloe: Bye.

Cane: Bye.

Billy's voice: There she was, all alone, no electricity, no heat, no lights, waiting for the studly repair man to come and save the day.

Lily: (Laughs) Have I mentioned that you're a pervert?

Billy: No, you didn’t. Have I mentioned that the generator's out and we're actually have to build a fire and not with pretend newspaper sticks.

Lily: Uh, excuse me, it's for kindling. And yes, we need a fire.

Billy: Well, we also... need to get naked underneath this here blanket. Keep warm.

Lily: Oh, yeah?

Billy: Yeah. What, I saw it on TV. It'll work. Okay, fine, we'll just do the blanket part. Hmm. Thought I was gonna kiss you, didn't you? I am not that easy.

Lily: Very good.

Billy: You just sit here. You get comfy. Don't go anywhere. Use your imagination.

Lily: And where are you going?

Billy: I am now a studly woodsman, and I'm off to cut some wood.

Phyllis: How's Summer?

Nick: She's making super secret valentine's cards, so shh.

Phyllis: Oh, yeah. Shh. Secret.

Nick: So, I gotta head into the office.

Phyllis: Now? Okay. I was just surprised. You know, 'cause it's late.

Nick: Yeah, I have a lot to catch up on.

Phyllis: Good. All right. So, um, will you be back for dinner?

Nick: I'm gonna try.

Phyllis: Good. All right. Well, we'll play it by ear. No problem. Whatever.

Nick: Okay.

Sharon: Victor?

Woman: He had to step out, Mrs. Abbott.

Sharon: Oh.

Woman: I'm sorry about Mr. Carlton. I know you were close.

Sharon: We--yeah, we were. Thank you. Thank you.

Woman: Can I get you anything?

Sharon: Can you find another place to put this?

Woman: Not the best Valentine’s Day?

Sharon: Well, I wouldn't put it on my top ten list, no.

Woman: I hope things get better for you.

Sharon: Thanks. I hope so, too.

Jill: Hello, Darling. Oh, Cane, I know that this used to be your office. I am so sorry about all of this.

Cane: It's not an issue. Did you have a chance to-- to do that favor I asked you to do?

Jill: Of course I did. I looked in my jewelry box and I found a lovely necklace that your father gave me.

Cane: Mum... are you sure you wanna part with it? I mean, I can go to a jeweler if you want, it's just... you know, I thought that if it was a family piece, it might make Chloe feel a little more settled, that's all.

Jill: Yeah, as settled as the two of you can feel in the type of marriage you're in.

Cane: It's a marriage. We're gonna have a daughter. That's another generation of Chancellors, and, uh...

Jill: Honey, I know it's not easy with you and Chloe.

Cane: Look, it's not love. But, um... this little baby's gonna grow up in a house with a father and a mother and I know... that she is gonna be the most important thing in the world to us, and if I have to make some sacrifices so that I can hold onto my baby, that's fine. Because parents make sacrifices.

Jill: Not all parents make the sacrifices that you've made. I know how Lily--

Cane: Chloe isn't Lily. But she's not the same Chloe that she was and... the lies, the secrets and the manipulations are over and, uh... she's no longer the same woman who trapped me into marriage.

Chloe: Okay, it is not a big deal. This is not a big deal that Uncle Cane tried to kiss mommy, and she felt absolutely nothing. No spark at all. It's just a... big, old fat goose egg. And now Daddy Billy is with evil ice queen, doing very naughty things on a day which is actually named after your mother, which is just wrong. Not that I care. I don't care. I do not care what Billy's doing. Or who he is with. Or where. Or where? I don't care. Hi, I'm calling from "Restless Style," and, um, I actually need to get an approval from Mr. Abbott, um, regarding our newest issue that is coming out. He needs to approve these ads. Um, so I was just wondering if I needed to send the mock-up to the office or to his home? Right. No, you're right. That's right. He did tell me that he was going away. Um, you see, he was very adamant about seeing these ads, um, he sort of, you know, that angry with that smiley kind of face? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, um, great, I can messenger it over to the cabin. No, that's wonderful. Can--can I get that address? Great. Oh, thank you so much. Bye. Whoo. Okay, F.Y.I. -- we're not gonna use this address. We're not using it. It's just like when Mommy quit smoking. She would just hold a cigarette just to prove... that she wasn't going to smoke it. Cane is awesome. He's an awesome guy. He's really stand up guy. You know? And who cares if... we have absolutely no chemistry? And we never laugh? And Mommy's gonna end up a virgin the rest of her life? Cane is a really, really nice guy. Mommy's very, very lucky.

Billy: It is really coming down out there.

Lily: Wow, you did that?

Billy: Yes, I did.

Lily: You look freezing. Here, we should take your wet shirt off.

Billy: Okay.

Lily: There. Here.

Billy: Whoa, whoa, this was your blanket.

Lily: It's okay. We can share while we start the fire.

Billy: Okay.

Billy: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.

Lily: It's okay.

Billy: I haven't forgotten we're taking it slow.

Kay: Hi.

Kevin: Hey.

Amber: Oh, you're here!

Kay: Oh, I wouldn't miss my big debut. Never!

Kevin: Look at you. You are looking very Chancellor-esque, Mrs. C.

Jana: That will be official any minute.

Kevin: Where's Murphy?

Kay: Oh, um, he'll be right over after his Elks club meeting.

Jana: Can I get you your regular tea?

Kay: Oh, yes, please. I'm looking forward to my regular anything soon.

Kevin: So... what is the first thing on your list of things to do once you have your old life back again? I mean, have you even thought about just how rich you are?

Amber: Not--not cool.

Kevin: I'm just saying, it is the truth.

Kay: Well, no, uh, no, I, uh, I haven't been able to grasp it yet. But I do plan to spread thousands of dollars all over my bed, and then roll in it to get acquainted.

Amber: I knew we were soul mates.

Kay: (Laughs)

(Cell phone ringing)

Kevin: Wait a sec. Hello.

Gloria: Kevin.

Kevin: Mom, I can't talk right now.

Gloria: No, no, no, I'm sorry. Are my few measly moments on the phone every day interfering with your free time?

Kevin: What do you want?

Gloria: I need you to get close to Katherine for my sake.

Kevin: Mom, I already told you, I'm not gonna help you--

Gloria: Honey, I wouldn't ask you if it wasn't important.

Kevin: Uh, Mom, I have to go. There's a customer or something.

Gloria: Kevin!

Phyllis: So, uh, what's going on? You have that "I need--I need help, Mom" look on your face.

Daniel: Mm. I might need a little bit of help.

Phyllis: Mm-hmm.

Daniel: And look, I'm only asking because I know that you believe in what I'm doing. And you did kinda ask if, you know, you could stake me awhile back, so...

Phyllis: Is this about your art? Do you need money?

Daniel: Yes.

Phyllis: Okay.

Daniel: I need to get aggressive. And I need to hang my own show. So I would consider this a loan, and I would totally pay you back with interest.

Phyllis: No problem. You got it.

Daniel: Really? That easy?

Phyllis: Mm-hmm. It's yours.

Daniel: Wow. That--that's cool. I mean, I had a whole sales pitch lined up and everything for you.

Phyllis: You didn't even need a pitch.

Daniel: No.

Phyllis: See how that is? I wanna do it. I'm--I'm embracing positivity these days.

Daniel: You okay?

Phyllis: Yep. Everything is great. Everything is perfect. Everything is... absolutely perfect.

Daniel: Seriously?

Phyllis: It's kind of less than perfect, but, uh, it's gonna get better. It's gonna get a lot better. It will.

Daniel: Is it Nick? Noah? Brad?

Phyllis: Um, yeah, Nick and I are going through, um, sort of a rough patch right now.

Daniel: Well, how rough?

Phyllis: Pretty rough.

Daniel: Okay, look, I know it's gonna sound weird coming from your son, but I see the two of you together, you know? And you guys are pretty amazing, so it makes sense for you to have rough spots, especially with how intense the two of you are.

Phyllis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, we're intense.

Daniel: And I mean, it's not like a rough spot that me and Amber had, right?

Phyllis: No. No.

Daniel: I mean, you got another person in the situation? That's just ugly.

Phyllis: No, no, no, it's not like that. It's not like that.

Daniel: Oh.

Phyllis: That'll never happen to us anyway. So it's all good. I'll give you money for your art. And--and I'm happy to do it.

Daniel: Thank you.

Phyllis: Yeah, I'm excited-- hey!

Daniel: Hey! Is this for me?

Phyllis: Oh!

Daniel: Happy Valentine’s Day! Look at that! Come here! Oh, you are getting so big! You are getting so big! This is nice, thank you.

Phyllis: Good job.

Daniel: You're my little girl, huh?

Phyllis: She loves her big brother.

Daniel: Yeah. Yes, she does. And she knows how to pound. You are so cool.

Summer: Rock on.

Daniel: Yeah, rock on! Rock on!

Phyllis: Good job.

Daniel: Okay, I gotta go. I'm gonna leave you with Mommy, okay? Oh, here you go. Here you go.

Phyllis: Bye.

Daniel: Bye. Thank you so much for the valentine. And thank you so much, too.

Phyllis: Oh, you're welcome. All right! Drive carefully.

Daniel: I will.

Phyllis: Yeah. All right, you wanna make another valentine for your daddy to show-- show him how much you love him? Cool. I love your daddy, too, very much.

Sharon: Oh, hi, Nick.

Nick: Hey, sorry.

Sharon: Um, if you need this room, I can go.

Nick: No, no, I just, uh... forgot a file in here. This one right here.

Sharon: So how--how's Noah after the big talk?

Nick: Uh, he's up at the main house with Abby. You know, the more I think about it, I think Phyllis is right.

Sharon: About what?

Nick: Well, if we tell a teenage boy that he can't see a girl he likes, it's just gonna make him wanna see her more.

Sharon: Well, they are teenagers, so... we know how deep those feelings can go.

Nick: Yeah, and if we become the enemy, you know, all Noah and Eden are gonna have is each other. That's not safe or healthy.

Sharon: You're right. We can't try to keep them apart. It'll just make things worse.

Nick: All right. So we're on the same page. I like it. What are you working on?

Sharon: Um, talking points. Just working on the angle of skin care as a money-saver in a tough economic time.

Nick: Pay for the jar now, avoid the surgeon later.

Sharon: You wanna take a look?

Nick: Sure.

Nick: Mm-hmm. Okay, yeah, this is, uh, this isn't gonna work-- us, uh, working together like this.

Sharon: You're right.

Nick: I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just trying to figure out a way to keep people from getting more hurt than they already are.

Sharon: Well, we-- we don't have to work together on the same projects. We have to... keep our feelings from getting out of control again. I mean, I'm--I'm not saying that you have feelings.

Nick: You know I do.

Sharon: Well, um... you know, we--we can make sure that nothing ever happens again. We just won't work together when we don't really have to. Because that--that would just be selfish.

Nick: If you're sure.

Sharon: Well, if... being cautious means having no contact, then that's just what we'll have to do.

Nick: So are you saying no more projects together? Or are you thinking of leaving Newman?

Sharon: Well, that-- that's an option, of course.

Nick: I can't ask you to resign, but I also know I can't ask you to stay, if--if you wanna go.

Sharon: What do you want? Is that what you want?

Nick: I don't want you to go, which is why... maybe you should leave.

Kevin: What?

Gloria: All I'm asking-- one favor regarding Katherine.

Kevin: A simple favor? Mother, you had me hot wire her car, fake a phone message and make her think she was losing it. No more favors.

Gloria: I got nobody. Everybody's turned on me since I sold those shares.

Kevin: Look, no more favors. Okay? Not when it comes to Mrs. C. not anymore.

Cane: Excuse me? Uh, may I have a large coffee with room and a, uh, cranberry scone? My, uh... my wife likes those.

Woman: Sure.

Cane: Thank you.

[Cane remembering]

Cane: Will you marry me?

Lily: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh!

Cane: Oh!

Chloe: Should we, um... I don't know, take a ride up to the cabin and see what Daddy's doing with little miss perfect? I know. I know Cane is the perfect father and he's great and he's really, really nice. Ugh, I always hated nice guys. All right, just remember... that this is not being stalkerish. This... is what we call being proactive. Ow. Okay.

Billy: Stop cheating.

Lily: What? I am not cheating.

Billy: You are a cheater. Move your hand.

Lily: Who me?

Billy: Yes, you! Cheat! You cheat!

Lily: Give me that!

Billy: Nope! Gimme!

Lily: Stop!

Billy: Let go!

Lily: Let go!

Billy: You let go! Let go.

Lily: What if I don't want to?

Billy: Oh, you better. Bad things will happen to you, haven't you heard? I'm Billy Abbott. I don't play fair.

Lily: Hey! Don't say that. You are not that guy anymore.

Billy: I'm just playing.

Lily: No, you're not. You play up this bad boy image 'cause people expect from you. Because you've heard it way too many times before. You are better than that. You are sweeter.

Billy: I wouldn't be so sure about that. Good doesn't even begin to describe some of the things that I've done. If you only knew--

Lily: If I knew, I would give you more credit than you give yourself. Okay, do you remember back when we were just e-mail friends?

Billy: Yes.

Lily: Yes. And you told me that you had your heart broken? Well, when people go through something like that, they work really hard to protect themselves. Trust me, I should know.

Billy: Yeah, you had this... horrible wounded look in your eye. You were so hurt, you looked like if anybody ever hurt you again, you'd break into a million little pieces.

Lily: Well, it's not there anymore, is it?

Billy: No, it's not.

Lily: You know, I was wrong before. We don't need rules or a time table or anything. Because I trust you. You proved that I can... and I do.

Lily: What? What's wrong?

Billy: I've gotta tell you something.

Daniel: So now I just need to find a space and I'll hang my own show.

Kay: Well, if you're not going to use the money I left Amber, perhaps I can persuade you to sell me at least a dozen?

Daniel: I think we could work something out.

(Cell phone ringing)

Kevin: How do you have any minutes left?

Gloria: Because I made promises no decent woman should have to. Also I can plead my case with you.

Kevin: Look, Mom, no more calls, no more nudging. No more favors when it comes to you know who. Do you understand me, Mother?

Kay: Uh, Kevin?

Kevin: What?

Kay: Is that your mother? May--may I?  

Kevin: Ugh.

Kay: Uh, Gloria, Katherine. Chancellor, yes. How are you?

Gloria: I'm fine, Katherine. Just hearing your voice-- of course, your voice was always very reassuring. I still consider you a friend.

Kay: Uh, and I you. I mean, uh, you had faith in me before anyone else. I will never forget that, I promise you. And about your sons, you really raised two lovely young men. Yeah, uh, listen, I will not take up any more of your phone time. I know how precious that is. So, um, I will talk to you again and, uh, good-bye, Gloria.

Gloria: Thank you, Katherine. You take care.

Kay: Sure.

Kevin: Are you happy? I'm a lovely son and she gave you the credit.

Gloria: You just keep being a lovely son.

Woman: Uh, a guy named Murphy called. He said he can't get through on your cell and can you swing by and pick him up?

Kay: Oh, thank you, thank you. I knew he should've taken the car back to the garage the moment that clutch went. Just popped again.

Jana: Well, Kev and I can go pick him up if you'd like to stay and celebrate.

Kay: No, no, thank you, dear, that's fine. I'll be right back. Besides, I would like to have Murphy by my side when the world knows the scientific proof that I am Katherine Chancellor.

Nick: Working together is only going to get more difficult. The attraction won't go away. Neither will the history. And we certainly can never take another trip like New York again.

Sharon: So it's best we just cut it off now. I agree.

Nick: Do you? I can't really read you right now, which is really weird for me.

Sharon: Well, you shouldn't be able to read me, Nick. We shouldn't even be in this room together right now. You know, we--we made a mistake, and it's like we tell Noah, there are consequences. And giving up a job-- that's--that's just not a big price to pay.

Nick: I don't know. I-I don't know what you want me to say.

Sharon: Well, I mean, what is there to say, right? I mean, you--you've made your decision. I mean, you're working things out with Phyllis, right?

Nick: I guess I am.

Sharon: Okay, so, uh, you and I agreed to a clean break, and--and that's because, um, you love Phyllis and you wanna save your marriage.

Nick: Yeah, but for Summer, too. I mean, I-I can't imagine just seeing her three days a week.

Sharon: Okay, but what about Phyllis? I mean, you--you love her, right?

Nick: I really do. Look, Sharon, what you and I had... was magic. But I guess I'm realizing that I'm just not the guy who you fell in love with anymore. This life and this marriage that I have right now-- I gotta hold onto it, no matter what it takes.

Sharon: And we just took the first step.

Nick: You are such an amazing woman.

Nick: Sharon, wait, wait, just wait a second.

Sharon: No, Nick, forget it.

Nick: No, no, no.

Sharon: I can finish this later.

Nick: Please, let me-- can I just thank you for what you did here tonight?

Sharon: Have a Happy Valentine's Day, Nick.

Billy: Guard's back up, isn't it? It's my fault.

Lily: Well, if you would just say whatever it is instead of freaking me out.

Billy: It's the way you look at me. Like, "Billy, you're a good guy." Not, "Billy, you're fun. Billy, you're wild," but, "Billy, you're good. You're decent." I'm not. I'm just really, really not.

Lily: How are you not a good guy? I mean, what, are you seeing someone else? Just say it.

Billy: No, I'm not seeing anyone else. At least, not anymore.

Lily: Well, then what? Since we've been dating?

Billy: No, it's--it's been over long before you and me. You know how a guy says it was nothing? Well, it was. It was nothing. It's true.

Lily: Okay, so then what does it matter?

Billy: It was Chloe.

Lily: (Sighs) Oh, gosh, I knew it. I knew it. You guys don't act like people who just met. You had this weird funny way of how you treat each other. I mean, is that what this is about? Because yeah, you should've told me, but I mean, it's not earth-shattering news.

Billy: It is, Lily. It is, actually.

Lily: Okay, how?

Billy: You know that baby that Chloe's carrying? It's not Cane's, it's mine.

[Cane remembering]

Cane: My sweetest Lily...

Cane: Dear Chloe... Happy Valentine’s Day.

Chloe: Yeah, same to you, Mate.

Lily: Is it true?

Chloe: Billy, you knew?

Billy: What the hell are you doing here?

Lily: Shut up and tell me if it is true.

Chloe: Of course it's true! The shame of impregnating me? Please, you can't make this stuff up!

Lily: So the baby that you are carrying-- Billy is the father? Not Cane? Oh, my God! You ripped me and Cane apart for no reason!

Chloe: This doesn't have anything to do with you.

Lily: Shut up! God, your voice! Your lies! You are disgusting! And Cane married you! He loved me, but he gave me up so that he could be a father! That is why my ring is on your finger! And you are living in my house! And it's not even Cane's baby! It never was. And he was so scared that you would take the baby away that he gave up everything! And I saw his eyes-- how much he was hurting. Watching me pull away! Oh, my God! I told him I was moving on. Oh, my God! For you! For you! As if you are anything compared to him! You destroyed his life and he doesn't even know! You two make me sick and you deserve each other!

Jill: Oh, yes, Doctor. The D.N.A. results are in? What are they?

Kay: All right, handsome, let's get a move on!

Clint: Hey there, Margie. It's your old pal Clint. Remember me?

Phyllis: Summer did that.

Nick: It's nice.

Phyllis: Yeah. So, um... how was work?

Nick: Uh, didn't really get a lot accomplished.

Phyllis: Oh.

Nick: Sharon was there.

Phyllis: Oh.

Nick: She resigned today.

Phyllis: How do you feel about that?

Nick: Well... we're gonna miss her. I mean, Beauty of Nature. But I think she needed to leave if we're gonna make this work.

Phyllis: Is that what you want?

Nick: We're a family.

Phyllis: You said you loved both of us. Has that changed?

Nick: What I feel for Sharon is... in the past. And it needs to stay there. You and Summer-- you're my future. I want that. If that's what you still want, too.

Phyllis: Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Sharon: Nick?

Murphy: "Can't take anymore. Lied to you, Murphy. I am not Kay. Now I have to leave. Till we meet again."

Daniel: I'm still me, you know?

Kevin: Do we need more chips?

Amber: Yeah, we do.

Kevin: Oh!

Jill: Huh, nice party. I'm sure all of you wanna know the results from the D.N.A. test.

Amber: You have them?

Jill: It's official. That woman is not my mother.

Cane: What the hell am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

Cane: Lily, what am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I--?

[Cane remembering]

Cane: Will you marry me?

Cane: Lily! Lily!

Lily: How can you even stand yourselves? Or are you just that soulless that you don't care that you ruined two people's lives?

Chloe: Oh, I... it's not like that.

Billy: It wasn't about hurting anyone, okay?

Lily: Not about hurting anyone? What the hell did you think was gonna happen? You never once thought about Cane! Or what losing him did to me! And did you ever think, Chloe, that maybe Cane really loves this baby like it's his now? And that you are gonna break his heart when he finds out the truth. I mean, what kind of evil person does that? You just--you tell him he has a child, and then you just take it away! How sick and twisted can you be?

Chloe: I... uh... my water-- I just think it broke. Uh-huh.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Amber: Mrs. Chancellor wouldn't just disappear.

Murphy: Somebody snatched her.

Annie: Hey there, Sunshine, I'm Annie.

Billy: What then? What do I do?

Lily: You have to turn the baby around or she could suffocate.

Chloe: My baby could die. My baby could die.

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