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J.T.: What's wrong?

Victoria: Have you thought about why Dad's invited us to dinner tonight?

J.T.: To spend time with his daughter?

Victoria: No, I think not. I-I think this is about Ashley. I think it's about easing her into the family and giving us a glimpse of what a great addition she'll be.

J.T.: Okay, come on, we're gonna eat, talk about Reed, say good night and come home.

(Doorbell rings)

Victoria: (Gasps) Abby! Oh, my--look at you! You look so beautiful.

Abby: Aw.

Victoria: I'm so glad you didn't go back to London yet.

Abby: Oh, I dropped out. School's overrated.

Ashley: Abby, stop. She's joking. Of course, she's still in school.

Victor: Now in Genoa City. The family's home for good.

Kevin: Does, uh, anybody want another-- anybody want another hit?

Michael: No, thank you.

Lauren: No. We're headed to a movie.

Phyllis: Yeah.

Kevin: Oh, so does that mean Eden is on, uh, double kid detail at your place?

Lauren: Oh, no. No. She's just watching Fen.

Nick: Yeah, my mom's watching Summer.

Kevin: Really? It's funny, you know, I can't really picture Nikki sitting around, uh, changing diapers, reading bedtime stories at your place.

Phyllis: She's actually not doing that. Uh, they're--they're having mani/pedis, and then Summer's gonna sleep over at Nikki's.

Kevin: Well--well, you guys should get going. You know, it's getting late. Previews and all. Enjoy.

Nick: I can get you sugar.

Kevin: Call McGinley and tell him to come in and cover.

Jana: Why?

Kevin: Because Phyllis and Nick's place is empty, and we have $63,000 to steal back.

Billy: All right.

(Cell phone buzzes)

Billy: Ha. Ms. Falloutgirl.

Lily: Hey, so, I have a double date.

Billy: Should I be jealous? Who are they?

Lily: Uh, a cross-trainer at the gym and a book about flying buttresses.

Billy: I guess we don't get to meet up tonight, huh?

Lily: No. Is tomorrow okay?

Billy: You can count on it.

Lily: Okay, good night.

Cane: Hey, your mum sent some leftovers over. Do you want a sandwich?

Chloe: Oh, no, thanks.

Cane: Do you want some fruit?

Chloe: No.

Cane: Do you want some ice cream?

Chloe: Uh, you know, a backup water would be nice.

Cane: Sure, I got a case in the garage. I'll get it for you.

Chloe: Ugh!

(Telephone ringing)

Chloe: (Sighs) Ow. (Sighs) Hello?

Billy: Hey there, little mama. Where's Cane?

Chloe: Hi, um, you know, he just stepped out. What's up?

Billy: I need to pick his brain over some old Jabot figures.

Chloe: Oh, well, um, you know, he just went to go get me some water. So you can come on over if you want.

Billy: Well, um... yeah, okay, I'm on my way.

Cane: Okay, hey, just a sec, I'll ask her.

Chloe: Hey, that was--

Cane: Are you up for dinner with Mom at the club?

Chloe: No, actually, no. Why don't you guys go? I think we should stay in. Catch a nap.

Cane: No, uh, Chloe can't make it. So it'll just be me. Okay, I'll see you there. Bye-bye.

Chloe: Daddy's on his way.

Abby: Hey, Vicki, check these out.

Victoria: Oh. Wow, look!

J.T.: Wow.

Victoria: You look really--

Victor: Well, now how's my grandson?

J.T.: Well, he knows exactly which Christmas presents are worth his time.

Victor: Confident and decisive.

J.T.: That's right.

Ashley: Go ahead and say it. Just like a Newman.

Victor: That's it.

Ashley: You know, your dad loved spending Christmas morning with Reed and--and Summer.

Victoria: It's always great when family gets together.

(Cell phone ringing)

Abby: Oh. Hey, Noah, what's up?

Victor: What's up?

Ashley: You know, they relied on e-mail forever, but they are just as close as they ever were.

J.T.: Let me give you some fair warning. I would expect some pool parties this summer.

Ashley: Oh, okay.

Victor: I would love that.

Ashley: Oh, yeah!

Victor: Noise and laughter-- we need that in this house.

Victoria: Uh, well, if you need noise and laughter, we would be more than happy to bring Reed over. He'd--he'd love to spend time with his grandfather. Sounds like you'd love it, too.

Victor: That'd be great.

Ashley: Sure.

Victor: I need some life in this house again. I just know that we're all one family now. And I don't want us to be divided again.

Cane: So Chloe sends her best.

Jill: You know, it's just as well that she couldn't make it, because I wanna talk business with you.

Cane: (Laughs) Oh, I'm a little out of practice, but I can give it a shot.

Jill: Aren't you sick of all this free time? Come work with me at Chancellor. Well, you hate the idea?

Cane: No, it's not that I hate the idea. It's just... the timing's not right, Chloe needs help getting around, and the baby's here in a few months.

Jill: Do me a favor, though, Esther would love to help out with her. And I would love to get Esther out of the house. I know we clashed heads at Jabot, but we had fun, didn't we?

Cane: Yeah, we had fun. It was a lot of fun.

Jill: And you are my son. And that business is in your blood.

Cane: I'll think about it. And that's the best answer I can give you right now.

Jill: Okay. But think fast. You and Billy have to find some common ground, if we're gonna have an in at Jabot.

Cane: That's not gonna happen.

Jill: The two of you managed beautifully at Christmas.

Cane: Right, and Christmas was a special occasion. The little bastard yanked Jabot from underneath you. And I'm telling you, if you trust him again, you will get hurt again.

(Doorbell rings)

Chloe: Hello.

Billy: Hey, where's Cane?

Chloe: Uh, he just had to run out.

Billy: Why is it so dark in here? He's not here, is he? Did you even tell him that I was coming over?

Chloe: I turned down the lights because I have a raging headache, okay?

Billy: Really? Is the baby okay?

Chloe: You care?

Billy: I hear uncles do that sort of thing. She is my niece, right?

Chloe: Well, sorry, I have to, uh, sit down, because it's the doctor's orders.

 (Sighs)

Billy: So... this is the entertainment tonight? Really? I mean, come on, this is shocking. This is garbage. Has he even seen a movie with subtitles? One, just one?

Chloe: (Laughs) Uh, yeah, yeah, what was that, uh, screening that we saw-- a midnight screening-- "Grey Gardens." Remember that?

Billy: Yeah, and then the after party at Drew Barrymore’s house.

Chloe: Uh, her place was bananas. That girl's a genius.

Billy: Yeah, you just liked the karaoke machine.

Chloe: Oh, our duet...

Billy: Was the worst!

Chloe: Deadly.

Billy: Horrible.

Chloe: No, it was deadly. It's actually why I had to leave New York.

Billy: You should've. That was bad.

Chloe: You know, it wasn't all that bad. You and me.

Billy: No, it wasn’t.

(Rattling)

Kevin: Come on.

Jana: That was easy.

Kevin: Oh, yeah.

Male electronic voice: Front door has been opened. Please input security code.

Kevin: Oh, no! Son of a bitch!

(Alarm beeping)

Jana: Oh, no, it's the alarm! It's the alarm!

Kevin: Keypad, keypad. Keypad! Keypad! Keypad!

Jana: Oh, God! Oh, God! We need a code. We need a code.

Kevin: Okay, think... think of, like, a date. Like a--like a date. Like an anniversary or a birthday. Think of a birthday.

Jana: Birthday! Birthday! I heard Nick talking about his birthday celebration on New Year’s Eve. Try that. Birthday! Birthday.

Kevin: Uh, 1-2-3-1.

(Beeping stops)

Kevin: Whoa! Whoa, that was close. Okay.

Jana: Okay, good. We were right.

(Telephone ringing)

Jana: Oh, my God! No! It's the security guards!

Kevin: Answer it!

Jana: Me?!

Kevin: Go! Answer it! Uh...

Jana: It's the security company! My God, they're gonna phone the police if we don't tell them--

Kevin: Answer it. Answer it. Answer it.

Jana: Hello?

Kevin: You're Phyllis.

Jana: Yes. Yeah. Hi. This is Phyllis. How are you guys?

Kevin: You forgot the code.

Jana: My husband changed the code without telling me. The passwords? (Whispers) what is the password? Think of something.

Kevin: Red. Red. Uh, red? Restless--Restless Style? Rich! Rich! Uh, rich!

Jana: Summer? Thank you! Thanks so much! Yeah, you can tell the estate guards that we're fine. Not to worry! Thanks. Thanks so much. Oh! How was my accent?

Kevin: Summer? That's what they use for their password? I mean, props to you, but come on.

Jana: Look, let's go and get our $63,000.

Kevin: You are so hot right now.

Jana: Oh!

Kevin: Okay!

Jana: Okay! Come on! The eyes have it!

Victor: Well, J.T., I guess I have to thank you for Victoria's return to Newman Enterprises. She must've been reluctant to leave Reed.

J.T.: Well, that you wanted her there was all she needed to hear.

Victor: Yeah, but that you're willing to help her out, I think was the decisive factor.

J.T.: Well, I mean, um, I'm still head of security at Newman. It's not like I'm suddenly Mr. Mom.

Victor: Well, let me tell you something, it's very important for you as a father to be around your son, even when he's a teenager. Excuse me.

Victoria: I brought over a picture of Reed when my mother was staying here. I'm wondering if maybe you've seen it?

Ashley: Yeah, uh, yeah, it's adorable. In fact, I put it in a cluster of family photos, um, on the side board in the family room. Now we just need a new picture of Noah. Look, I know this isn't easy. I mean, I know. I mean, having me here with your father in your mom's place, when I'm sure you were hoping the two of them would find their way back to each other.

Victoria: I'm not jealous. And I'm not being petty. It's just that the last time my father was here, this place was like a tomb. It was like he intended to die here or something. So you can imagine how that all felt for us.

Ashley: Well, if your father wants to tell you about what happened in France, I'd leave that to him. I will tell you, however, that it killed me to see him in that condition, Victoria. But however low he was, I promise you he's not there now.

Victoria: No, he's talking about how wonderful life is and having laughter in the house.

Ashley: Oh, can't you just be a little relieved?

Victoria: I'm terrified because... what if he... what if he goes back to that? When you go someplace as dark and as hopeless as my dad went, what's to say he won't go back there again?

Ashley: Because we won't let him.

Victoria: Well, how can you be so sure? My mom and Nick and I tried to help him, and we couldn't help him. But now, out of the blue, suddenly everything's okay?

Ashley: No, he's not okay. I know that. And I'm willing to give him love and time and space and whatever he needs. Look, I understand that you love him. I love him, too. And nothing's gonna change that.

Kevin: If you were 15 years old, where would you hide a huge wad of cash? Never mind, don't answer that. The possibilities are too scary to imagine.

Jana: They say-- they say a teenager's brain is not fully developed, so don't over think it.

Kevin: I got it! I got it! I got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!

Jana: Really?

Kevin: You were right about not over thinking it. Kid stashed it in his pillowcase.

Jana: Oh, my God.

Kevin: Look. How beautiful is that?

Jana: Oh, my God, it's stunning.

Kevin: Let's get outta here.

Jana: Yeah.

Kevin: Fast.

Jana: Oh! Really, really fast.

Kevin: Yeah.

(Keys rattling)

Jana: (Gasps) Oh, my God! Get in the closet! Closet! Run! Hurry! Hurry!

Nick: Now, now, settle down.

Michael: It's cold. Open, open. Yes! Yes!

Nick: There we go.

Lauren: We could've seen something else.

Michael: No. No. Nothing with blood and flying body parts.

Phyllis: Did you, uh, turn off the alarm? Did you turn off the alarm?

Nick: Uh, no, it wasn't on.

Phyllis: Uh, I turned it on, I thought, because of all the Christmas stuff.

Nick: I don't know. Wine? Beer?

Lauren: Red, if you have it.

Michael: Beer. Oh, you know, whiskey. Something strong.

Phyllis: I want red.

Nick: Aggressive. Okay.

Lauren: Whiskey?

Michael: Yes! It's freezing!

Nick: No kids and hours to kill.

Phyllis: It's a party.

Michael: Whoo-hoo! That sounded pathetic. We have got to get lives.

Billy: Here, drink this. All of it. It's good for you.

(Cell phone ringing)

Billy: Hey, you done sweating to the oldies, Lily?

Lily: Well, I just got here, but I really don't feel like working out to Hank Williams. So is that awful?

Billy: No, you're right. But I think it's time that, uh, we retired all the "Last Picture Show's" names, references, related memorabilia.

Lily: Well, we can still flirt while texting, right?

Billy: Oh, I live for that.

Lily: Okay, I'll talk to you later.

Billy: Yes, ma'am.

Chloe: Well, look at you, lit up like a little Christmas tree. And, uh, Lily is your little angel on top.

Billy: Okay, come on, do me a favor? Please don't pretend to be normal and then just ruin it with all the jealous snarky comments, please?

Chloe: You know what? You're right. You're right. I am extremely jealous, because I am, uh, the pregnant married one with the doting husband.

Billy: Oh, Cane's doting on you now? Well, I bet you just scratched his eyes out to thank him, didn't you?

Chloe: Hm. Cane... is actually amazing.

Billy: Oh, he's amazing? Great. Well, then you won't mind that Lily and I are seeing each other.

Chloe: Seeing each other? How suburban is that? What are you talking about?

Billy: Well... I like her. I like her a lot. At the very least, that, uh, clears up Cane for you, right? That's what you wanted.

Lily: Colleen, so help me if you call me Aunt Lily again. We just started dating! Okay, but your uncle is awfully cute.

Cane: Are you dating my brother?

Michael: Oh, it's freezing.

Lauren: What about Pictionary?

Nick: Oh, really?

Lauren: Oh, my goodness, did you guys just groan?

Michael: I think what they're saying, dearest, is that it's a bit played out.

Phyllis: Yeah.

Michael: But if this woman wants to play Pictionary, she gets to play Pictionary, right?

Lauren: Because I love you.

Nick: Pictionary it is.

Phyllis: Yeah. I guess it is.

Michael: Here, let me get rid of this.

Phyllis: I'll get the paper.

Nick: You wanna help me find some markers?

Phyllis: Okay.

Lauren: Sure.

Michael: Mm-hmm.

Jana: (Mouths words)

Nick: What's the matter? Is it too jammed up with coats?

Michael: Yes, yes, very crowded. Overcrowded. I'll just put it here.

Lily: I just--I never... meant--you know, I just thought that you knew.

Cane: The two of you took a walk after Thanksgiving. I knew about that. I know you've had some conversations, but as far as...

Lily: I met someone. I didn't expect it to be your brother, but I'm not gonna pass on a decent guy just because he's related to you.

Cane: Decent? You're calling Billy decent? Did you see what he did at the stockholders meeting? I mean, you did, and you were as disgusted as the rest of us were. He--he's--he's doing this for a reason.

Lily: Which is what?

Cane: He feels like I crowded him out from having the life he was supposed to have. And now he wants to have everything I had, including you. You--you don't see this?

Lily: Cane, I can date whoever I want because I am single. And I am single because Chloe Mitchell decided that she wanted my life. And guess what? She got it. And did it ever occur to you that Billy likes me for reasons that have nothing to do with you and everything to do with me? Yeah, I guess not.

Billy: Okay, tell Cane that, uh, I couldn't wait around. I'll just have to live without his Jabot expertise.

Chloe: Whoo. Oh. Whoa.

Billy: You okay?

Chloe: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She just--whoa. She's just kicking. And, uh, I'm just a little sore from the fall still. You know, can--can you turn around. 'Cause me getting comfortable isn't really my pretty side.

Billy: Um... can I, uh...

Chloe: You wanna rub the Buddha belly? You already did that once.

Billy: Yeah, well, you know, that was--that was before I knew, um... that was a while ago.

Chloe: She's not really good on command performances.

Billy: The little booger has attitude, huh? I'm shocked.

Chloe: You know, that's what I used to call her.

Billy: Oh, yeah? Really?

Chloe: Yeah. Cane hated it.

Billy: I'm shocked again.

Chloe: (Laughs) Ooh!

Billy: Oh, wow. I felt that. Um...

Chloe: She likes you.

Billy: Does that hurt? Are you okay?

Chloe: Oh, I'm-- I'm just a little sore. I'm fine. She's fine.

Billy: She's amazing.

Jill: Son of a-- yet another glowing review of Katherine’s memoir. I should've busted Amber's bubble head when I had the chance. Honey, your mother is now known internationally as the woman who made Katherine’s life hell.

Cane: And what about the woman who claimed to be Grandma? Do you think that she, uh, timed her showing up with the release of the book for a reason?

Jill: Oh, definitely. I spoke to the D.A.'s office. She's still in jail.

Cane: There was no bail?

Jill: Oh, trust me, she doesn't have an extra couple thousand lying around. What is it, Darling?

Cane: I ran into Lily. She's seeing Billy.

Jill: What? My God, what is he thinking? What is she thinking? Cane, I am so sorry.

Cane: And that's why you can't team up with Billy. First, he wants Jabot, now he wants Lily. The man has no loyalty, Mum.

Jill: Lily's a good girl. Maybe she can guide him.

Cane: And Billy is selfish and self-involved. And there is no way he will put anybody's feelings above what he wants.

Billy: Hey, little boog. You have some tiny ear buds in there, huh? You rocking out?

Chloe: You know, in her last ultrasound, you could actually see the headphones.

Billy: Well... well, uh, you might wanna chill. Your little disco party's really taking a lot out of mom. Take it easy on her, okay?

(Cell phone ringing)

Billy: Oh.

Chloe: Hello? Hi. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thanks. Bye. It was Cane. It's, uh, it's gonna be awhile.

Billy: Does he always check in on you like that?

Chloe: All the time. You know, he's very devoted to the baby.

Billy: Good. That's good. That's what a good father should do.

J.T.: And this was a party in Notting Hill. Notting Hill, huh? Wow.

Abby: Yeah, my dress was fabulous. Mom swears we won't have to go to Chicago for decent shopping, but I'm not convinced.

J.T.: Well, you definitely got the female Newman shopping gene. You and Victoria are gonna get along great.

Abby: I bet.

Victor: It feels so wonderful to have the house full of life again. And you're back.

Victoria: No, what's wonderful is seeing you smile. You know, the last time you were here, you weren't exactly yourself. I really missed you, Dad. You're back now.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: Promise me you won't go away again, okay?

Victor: I don't want you to worry. Ashley brought me back.

Victoria: And I am grateful to her. But, um...

Victor: But what?

Victoria: I'm scared. Dad, I admit it, okay? I'm scared. Everybody thinks that I'm overreacting, but... it's like you-- it's like you died right in front of our eyes. When you lost Sabrina and when you lost the baby, and I know that you loved them, Dad and I know that I behaved so badly. And I see now that what you had was so special. But now, what you're doing with Ashley and--and Abby...

Victor: Sweetheart, Ashley and Abby are my family now. They live here. They live in this house. Abby is my flesh and blood. And Ashley is someone I've loved for years. So please accept it.

Victoria: I do.

Victor: Okay.

Victoria: I just worry.

Victor: Well, I don't want you to worry. Are you happy that I'm back?

Victoria: Oh, Dad... you know I am.

Victor: Okay. Well, then... accept who I am and accept my choices. And if you do, we'll have no problems. Is that a deal? Come here.

Victoria: Okay.

Victor: I want you to be happy, okay?

Phyllis: He's a man at a desk.

Nick: Come on already. No, no.

Lauren: All right, 30 seconds.

Phyllis: All right, a man at a desk while his wife deals with crazy models and writers with big egos. Did I say that out loud?

Lauren: Okay, uh, time's up.

Michael: Aw.

Nick: (Sighs) It's, uh... it's a teacher, but I guess you were kinda close.

Phyllis: It's a teacher, baby! Of course!

Nick: It's a good teacher.

Phyllis: I was teasing you.

Nick: Mm-hmm. Teacher.

Phyllis: What's--what's-- what's going on with you? You're all fidgety. Are we boring you?

Michael: You know what this game needs? It needs blindfolds.

Lauren: Blindfolds?

Michael: Blindfolds. Let me get 'em.

Lauren: That's different and freaky.

Nick: Beer and blindfolds?

Phyllis: How am I supposed to guess with a blindfold?

Michael: You don't guess. You were so pathetic this first round, Lauren and I are gonna guess, but we're gonna blindfold you first.

Phyllis: Oh, how fun. Why are we friends with you?

Michael: Oh, just think about it while I blindfold you.

Nick: Let me clear this off.

Michael: Here, focus.

Nick: Okay.

Michael: There we go. Oh, this is gonna so fun.

Nick: Actually, you know what? I have an idea.

Phyllis: Okay. What? Yeah?

Michael: It's gonna be a great game. All right, I can't wait.

Phyllis: All right.

Nick: Ready? Okay, go.

Phyllis: Wait, where's my pen? Are you timing us?

Nick: Go.

Lauren: Uh, okay! A hat? Uh, a pot?

Nick: It's not a hat. Come on.

Lauren: A pot? Nick's looks like a lampshade.

Phyllis: Okay, well, it's a compound word.

Lauren: Not a lampshade? Um, let's see, okay... a pug in a rug?

Phyllis: Look at that!

Lauren: And, uh...

Phyllis: Come on, Michael, join in! It's not that bad, Lauren.

Lauren: Pillow and... I don't know, I don't know.

Michael: It's a drum bass.

Phyllis: Ah!

Nick: Ah!

Michael: That's very funny.

Lauren: Oh.

Nick: Here, your turn.

Phyllis: We got you.

Michael: Yeah, you got me all right. It is our turn.

Phyllis: I wanna see it. Oh, look! It's so good!

Billy: Um, tell Cane I stopped by, okay?

Chloe: Okay. And hey, props for not using the word stalker once this visit. High five.

Billy: High five. Props to you to not act like one. Well, much.

Chloe: Huh. Um, you want me to, uh, have Cane call you?

Billy: No. I'll catch him tomorrow.

Chloe: Okay. Bye.

Chloe: (Sighs) Well, say "Bye-bye, Daddy."

Jill: Oh, this baby is gonna have the best daddy.

Cane: There goes Alex from R&D. I haven't seen him since the takeover.

Jill: Oh, he is a really good connection to maintain. Go.

Cane: Okay.

Jill: Mm-hmm.

Cane: Excuse me.

Jill: Yeah.

Lily: Hi, Jill. It's so good to see you.

Jill: Oh, you, too. Lily... I just heard that you're dating my other son.

Lily: Uh, yes, that's, um, that's true. And I told Cane that it's something, you know, I didn't expect. I just--I guess you have two amazing sons.

Jill: Yeah, I do. Look, you're a really smart girl so I assume that you're going into this with your eyes wide open. And that you are aware of Billy's recent actions.

Lily: Yeah, I'm, you know, Billy told me that you were talking and spending time together. You know, he really loves you.

Jill: You know, I was thrilled when you were gonna marry Cane. So I'm saying this as somebody who cares about you and somebody who loves Billy very deeply. Lily, I don't think he's cruel, at least not on purpose, but he wouldn't think twice about using someone to get what he wants.

Lily: I-I really appreciate your concern, but, um... you know, I can take care of myself. Bye.

Phyllis: Drum bass? That was funny.

Nick: Yeah, it was. And it took your mind off how mad you are at me.

Phyllis: I'm not mad at you.

Nick: You just don't want me to go back to work at Newman.

Phyllis: Nick, that's not-- no. That's not true. I understand. I understand you wanna be there. It has a shiny new penny appeal. You get to work with your dad and Victoria, and you know, all that stuff you have going with Beauty of Nature. And you're gonna conquer the business world.

Nick: (Sighs) Beauty of Nature.

Phyllis: Yeah.

Nick: Is this about Sharon?

Phyllis: No, it's not. I didn't say anything about Sharon.

Lauren: What were Kevin and Jana doing in the closet? Did they break in?

Michael: I don't know, but I will find out, and I will kill them.

Jana: No more guilt or karma or fear.

Kevin: Bless you.

Jana: Buy that vintage muscle car. I mean it. Tomorrow.

Kevin: Tell me where you wanna go. Anywhere in the world, first class, four-star all the way.

Jana: Oh, God! God, it feels so good!

Kevin: Oh, the old Jana is back, and she's hotter than ever.

Jana: Oh, not old. New and improved.

J.T.: Well, we survived.

Victoria: Yes, we survived. Aside from all of the lectures. Ashley thinks that I have fantasies about my parents getting back together. And my dad thinks that I'm an ingrate about Ashley.

J.T.: Well, Babe, I think this is one of those times you just gotta leave it alone. You don't want a repeat of what happened with Sabrina.

Victoria: That's what my dad said.

J.T.: Well, I think he's onto something.

Victoria: But Ashley... she's not the cure for my dad's broken heart. She doesn't know what she's doing. She's even more broken than he is.

Victor: You're such a gracious hostess.

Ashley: Thanks. I think you're just happy have both your daughters in the same room at the same time. Please don't expect too much too soon. We don't mesh together perfectly yet. But we do all love you.

Victor: You and Abby live in this house with me. You're part of the family now. I think Nicholas and Victoria will understand that.

Ashley: Okay.

Victor: Okay?

Ashley: Mm-hmm.

David: Jill Abbott? David Mayhew, "Genoa City Chronicle." Uh, what's your reaction to your late mother's memoir? Did you steal her husband? Did you really set her up to take a fall? And--and do you really hate the old broad that much?

Jill: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

[Billy dreaming]

Billy: Would you like some water?

Chloe: Yes. Actually, I would.

Billy: Good. Get me a soda while you're up.

Chloe: (Laughs)

Billy: Ha.

Chloe: So funny.

Billy: Oh. How is it possible that my very knocked up wife is so pretty?

Chloe: I guess you're just lucky that you grabbed me when you had the chance.

Billy: Hello, little one. Hey, you.

Lily: Hi. So you're... at Cane's desk. Is that what this is about? You got his job, and now you want his ex-fiancée?

Billy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What's wrong? I thought we already talked about this at the bookstore. Lily, it's you. It's only you. Have you been feeling this way ever since then?

Lily: No, not then.

Billy: Then why now?

Lily: Because it's been romantic and fun and sweet. Logic wasn't an issue, but now that I can think straight...

Billy: Why wouldn't I want you? Wow, Lily, I... I don't know how you can't see why I would just want you. Frankly, I don't even know where to start. Take your laugh-- your laugh is beautiful. It's infectious. It comes from right here. And I can't hear enough of it. You are definitely one of the most brilliant people I have ever met. I learn something from you every day. Hell, you even make architecture sound sexy to me. I don't know how the hell you do that, because I personally don't care about architecture. But I do because you do. You know, I... haven't felt this way in so long that I don't remember when I did. But now you have me feeling that you know me. That you really like me. Just for me, not to get back at Cane.

Lily: I would never... used you to get back at Cane.

Billy: Lily, I would never use you for anything. I don't care about Cane. When I'm with you, he is the furthest thing from my mind. I care about you. I want you for you. Just you. And I still do.

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Kay: So you're innocent?

Gloria: More or less.

Kay: What is it, Gloria, more or less?

Nick: It's not fair of you to ask me to choose without at least giving it some thought.

Michael: Katherine did not mean for you to have that money.

Kevin: Fine, Michael, then go ahead. Turn us in.

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